#ligue-1

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pale mango
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watch the mathces on

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f

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fr

weak viper
pale mango
weak viper
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You're in the UK ?

pale mango
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aye

weak viper
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You gotta pay 11€/month on ligue 1 website

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You can watch all games there

pale mango
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oh

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damn to watch all the prem and efl games you have to play £30 a month

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for sky]

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then you have to get bt

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for ucl

weak viper
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Goal Bastia. 0-1.

weak viper
waxen palm
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Strasbourg is top of L1 so far

weak viper
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It's the same here ligue 1 costs a lot while the EPL is less expensive

waxen palm
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Didn't see that coming

weak viper
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How did FC Lyon not score right there 😭

weak viper
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Mikautadze thought he was wahi

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Goal Lyon. 1-1.

sleek gust
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Tolisso zomg

weak viper
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Fuck veretout and Mbemba man

open owl
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GOALL GUINGAMP

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THE COMEBACK IS ON

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wtf is this match tho

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STRASBOOOOUUUUURRRRGGGG

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WHAT IS THIS

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WHAT IS GOING ON BROTHER

weak viper
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did they score?

open owl
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yes

sleek gust
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Ffs

open owl
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Andrey Santos

weak viper
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SIUUUUUU

open owl
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this is actually Chelsea lite

weak viper
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PERFECT MPP PREDICTION AT THE MOMENT

open owl
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this is NOT good for us

snow marsh
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andrey santos is actually him

covert smelt
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Lyon qu'est-ce que c'est guez mdrrr

open owl
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STRASBOURG

sleek gust
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1:3

open owl
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GOAL

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WHAT

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THE ACTUAL

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FUCK

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IS GOING ON

weak viper
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GOOOALL

open owl
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EMEGHA

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON THIS INSTANT

open owl
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Goal Lyon

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clean

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very cleean

sleek gust
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Remontada zomg

open owl
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Lyon goal

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canceled

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offside instantly

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no var

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oh var check

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GOAL

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GOAL

sleek gust
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REMONTADA zomg zomg

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Told you

open owl
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CONFIRMED

sleek gust
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Gift Orban hakimisee

austere obsidian
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"Ligue 1 is a farmers league" - 🤡

open owl
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Ending 5-3 for Lyon

austere obsidian
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Ngl thats crazy

open owl
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Lyon is the french real madrid

sleek gust
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4:3 kekbappe kekbappe

magic island
open owl
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GOALLLL

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QSJFKQSJF

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4-3 !!!!!

magic island
sleek gust
sterile fractal
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LMAOOO

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jdhdhjaia

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Lacazette 3 assists

covert smelt
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Gg

sterile fractal
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Crazy

open owl
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WTFFF

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MOREIRA WHAT IS THAT

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+9'

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we're alr 2 mins in

waxen palm
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Eh Lyon things

open owl
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i love lyon

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#clubami ❤️

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less than 4 mins left

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freekick strasbourg

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huge injury

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he fell so hard wtf

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adryelson

open owl
# sterile fractal Crazy

how is that the only thing you say tho 😭 if my club was doing this shit i would've gotten muted 8 times by now

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Additional time is over

latent gulch
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jota to rennes

open owl
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strasbourg sending everything to equalize

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last corner

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foul & it's game over

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FT!

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LYON WINS AND WHAT A WIN IT WAS

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I wish @modern citrus was here to react

open owl
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oh on se calme qd même c'est lyon

waxen palm
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Lyon just there casually to always have the best games if not the best in L1

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It was Montpellier b4 now it's Strasbourg

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Deadline Day:

Everyone else: Making good signings

PSG:

open owl
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literally shut up 😭

modern citrus
open owl
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Fair

waxen palm
open owl
waxen palm
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I thought this was their new logo lol

open owl
weak viper
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For the 125th anniversary

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But anyway

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Ladies and gentlemen, today we wish a happy birthday to the biggest french football club, l'Olympique de Marseille !
Created 125 years ago by René Dufaure de Montmirail, this club became one of the founding members of the french 1st division and won 11 Ligue 1 trophies, 10 Coupes de France, 3 Coupes de la Ligue, 2 Trophée des Champions and most importantly, became the only french club to this day to win the Champions League!

covert smelt
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On fait tellement le meilleur mercato de l'histoire

covert smelt
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@sterile fractal avis sur zaha

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frérot

sterile fractal
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But keeping Mousa and Chotard is better than recruits ngl

sterile fractal
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Il était plutôt correct avec eux, mais pas incroyable

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J'espère qu'il apportera + que Benrahma et Numah

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mais en tout cas c'est un joueur tres experimené. Il peut aider Fofana et Nuamah à progresser

sterile fractal
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@open owl un Montpellerain appelé avec les UAE

weak viper
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We're gonna play half the season with lirola as our backup RB 😭

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Good thing Meité can also play there

pale mango
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e yas

open owl
open owl
dusty cedar
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Pour ceux qui veulent voir les matchs ce weekend venez dm

covert smelt
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@open owl oui c'est sur je pense un encadrement de la masse salariale

open owl
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MMMAATTCCCHHHDDAAYYYYY!!! 😍

FIRST WIN OF THE SEASON DAY!
HOME WIN DAY!
AKOR ADAMS BRACE DAY! 🧡💙
CLEAN SHEET DAY!
CLIMBING UP THE LEAGUE DAY!

Ladies and gentlemen, the IMMENSE Montpellier HSC - FC Nantes kicks off in exactly 3 hours & 11 minutes!

magic island
open owl
magic island
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With passion

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La Paillade better win

pseudo island
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Brest leur équipe elle ressemble à rien

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Surtout leur défence

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Terrible ça

magic island
weak viper
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Hate their chairman not the club

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It's an historical club

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I've put my X2 on Sainté so pls don't let me down

magic island
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And some that I hate for a reason

weak viper
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Fair enough

pseudo island
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Parce que c'est pas avec le cardinal et chardonnet que tu vas battre le barça 💀

weak viper
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Goal Brest. 1-0.

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Wtf is that defence

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They literally stopped playing

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Even the goalie

magic island
pseudo island
weak viper
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Most obvious 15th oat

pseudo island
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Et puis ils ont quand même battu arsenal

pseudo island
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36th

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0 doubt

weak viper
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Oh yeah in UCL definitely

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I meant in ligue 1

magic island
pseudo island
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L'equipe la plus millieu de tableau que j'ai vu de ma vie

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Je les vois 9e ou 10e

magic island
magic island
pseudo island
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Leurs recrues connaissent tous la ligue 1 c'est tous des joueurs qui ont l'habitude du milieu de tableau

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Après on sait jamais

magic island
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We will see

pseudo island
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Sinon pour la ldc je vois Paris 10e, Monaco dans les 15 lille dans les 20 (20-23) et brest dans les 6 derniers

magic island
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I see

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I agree tbh

pseudo island
weak viper
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Pen Brest

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Scored

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dw you'll watch it for other reasons next season

magic island
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1 HOUR TILL KICK-OFF

covert smelt
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Brest first Victory for moment

open owl
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This is fantastic news

magic island
snow marsh
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goal

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brest

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3-0

open owl
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FIVE...

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TWO!

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KICKOFF! NANTES, YOU ARE DEAD!

covert smelt
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Brest win 4-0 against saint Etienne

open owl
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SYLLA INJURED FOR FUCKS SAKE

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WE HAD A CORRECT LEFT BACK FOR 8 MINUTES

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SACKO AT LEFT BACK AGAIN MAN

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FOR FUVKING FUCKS

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OH MY GOD we lost

open owl
magic island
open owl
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Wait Lepenant plays with FCN ?

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Since when lol

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Goal Nantes. 1-0.

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Great goal

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Var check

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Goal.

covert smelt
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La honte ponpellier

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Ça se prend des buts contre Nantes

magic island
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Goal Nantes.

open owl
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On chill

covert smelt
covert smelt
open owl
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En championnat ouais

worn kindle
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yoooo

magic island
worn kindle
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yo inshallah we win today 🙏

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gotta start prayin now

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cuz our team is cooked

open owl
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GOAALALALALA

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GOALLLLL

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GOAALLLLLL

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AKOOORRERRR

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AKORRRRRRRR

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Var.

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He's most likely offside

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Tbh

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I didn't celebrate much

magic island
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Goall

open owl
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GOAAALLLLL CONFIRMED

magic island
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GOALLLLL

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Montpellier League SZN

open owl
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SACKO WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

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DID U SEE THAT @magic island

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WE HAD NO LEFT BACK

magic island
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OHH I SEE NOW

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What was bro doing

open owl
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Idk bro we have 2 LW and 0 LB

magic island
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ThatSyrianGuy to Montpellier Here we go! The right back is 2 footed and accepted no wages for the first season!

open owl
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SECOND TIME SACKO IS NOT HERE FOR DEFENSE

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PLZ

magic island
frigid acorn
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@open owl

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It’s so good

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Tod tv

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I’m home on my main internet

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It’s so good man

open owl
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CHOTARD FUCKING

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INJURED

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NO

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OUR OLYMPIC MEDALIST

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Nzingoula doing his Montpellier debut!!!

magic island
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@open owl how do I quit being a Montpellier fan

open owl
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2 injuries in 38 mins

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TAMAAAARRRIIIIII

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SO CLOSE

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CORNER

open owl
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U chose ur fate

magic island
magic island
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Mashallah Messi Free kick

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Abline guy is a baller

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I see what bro can do in the wings

open owl
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Penalty Nantes.

magic island
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WHAT A SAVE

magic island
open owl
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Penalty confirmed.

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Goal Nantes. 2-1.

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HT.

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Celebrates like fucking Messi in the classico

magic island
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Great pen tho tbf

open owl
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The GK coach told Benji to jump on the left

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& he fucking jumped to the right

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Like ?

magic island
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Ok but that save before the Corner

open owl
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Why are you not listening to your coach

magic island
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Why is the half time guy talking like I did not watch the match

open owl
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He's doing the crossbar challenge

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2 ppl hit the crossbar

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5000€

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each

magic island
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I understand why Ligue decided not to agree terms with Bein

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These guy are uh weird

open owl
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💀

open owl
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If only they fixed the little 30 second delay

magic island
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Next time I’m using French Channel idc if I don’t understand

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I hate Bein US

open owl
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Did the ref fucking forget his cards at home

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Coulibaly injured.

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Fayad coming on?!?! Game over

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Nvm he's good

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Fayad on for Tamari

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Khazri on for Coulibaly

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MDZ has no idea what he's doing anymore he's pulling any card in the book

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Rip @magic island got muted 😭😭 his first match as montpellier fan

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this is what montpellier does to you bro 😭🙏

weak viper
open owl
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CHEERS SACKOO

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NICE SHOT BRO

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YEAH HUNT FOR THOSE BIRDS

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GRRRR 🦅

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Fucking incompetent

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NICCEEEE

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YEAH PASS IT TO NOBODY

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WONDERFUL STUFF

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FUCKING WONDERFUL.

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LOL

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stadium announcer

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"Changement pr le FC Metz"

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Even he lost it

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KHAAAZZZZRRRIIIII

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SO CLOSE

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Goal Nantes. 3-1.

snow marsh
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goal nantes

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3-1

open owl
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Stadium emptying

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Ultras insulting our keeper Lecomte and very very heavily

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FERRI FIGHTING A FAN

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FERRI WAS TRYING TO CLIMB UP TO THE STANDS TO FIGHT A FAN

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HOLY FUCK WHAT A DUMBASS

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

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YOUR SHIT RELEGATING TEAM IS LOSING 3-1, YOUR ULTRAS ARE HEAVILY HEATED

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AND YOU'RE TRYING TO PICK A FIGHT WITH A FAN

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HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK

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FERRI IS SPRINTING AT FULL TIME TOWARDS A FAN

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DUDE

weak viper
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KICKOFF

open owl
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JORDAN FERRI WAS GONNA PUNCH A FAN😭😭

open owl
# open owl

This was at full time after his first altercation with him where he tried to climb up the stands

weak viper
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Goal Bois vert again

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0-2

covert smelt
weak viper
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RED CARD

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MAGRI

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Deserved tbh

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Nah it's in the middle of the pitch

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He kicked kondogbia in the knee

pseudo island
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Cornelius changed haircuts and he went from maguire to maldini 😂

weak viper
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Bois vert about to hit frappart

covert smelt
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Hey Toulouse calm down with your players

pseudo island
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😢

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What was that positioning from wahi 😭

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He couldve easily poached that if he was somewhat correctly positioned

covert smelt
weak viper
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Well placed FK for us

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Just before HT

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HT

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We play so fucking well

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I feel lik I'm watching prime Barcelona and Messi here is Bois vert

weak viper
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Second half started

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GOOOALLLL

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HENRIQUEEE

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WHO IS THAT PLAYER

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RONALDINHO REGEN?

weak viper
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HOW DID HE MISS THAT

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Should've been 0-4 with a Bois vert hatrick

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NO PEN???

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Nvm

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Good call

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@open owl I never thought I would say it one day but Frappart is actually great today

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Henrique and harit off

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Rowe and carboni on

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MAUPAY ON

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Wahi off

weak viper
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Rongier and Meité on

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Hojbjerg and kondogbia off

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WTF RULLI

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Goal Toulouse. 1-3.

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Wtf did rulli do

pseudo island
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Wtf was that coverage

weak viper
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FT

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Great game, too bad we conceded this goal at the end

covert smelt
open owl
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Another one to add to the fucking collection

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I'll cherish that fucking collection in Ligue 2 yeah

covert smelt
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@open owl you don't deserve that

open owl
covert smelt
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Yep it's a hard Season for you

magic island
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  • 3 matches
  • 1 point
  • Goal difference of -8
  • No game plan
  • No ambition
    🔥🔥
magic island
weak viper
magic island
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At least my team will have the best restaurants in Ligue 2

waxen palm
mossy bluff
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Okay yall whats ur youngester that could of been the best in the ligue 1 of all time ( or close)

open owl
magic island
weak viper
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Lens goal disallowed

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Goal Monaco

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W

open owl
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Dumbass 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

sterile fractal
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he was trop trop fort and injouable for Ligue 1 defenders

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after ACL he was still a very decent player, but he wasn't as quick and dynamic as before

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imagine Payet - Griezmann - Fekir were together back in l'Euro 2016

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Ronaldo would cry until today

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happy ending for Fekir that he has World Cup

weak viper
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That's it I'm never trusting Rennes ever again in my life

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Every year the same shit

open owl
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oh not next week

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in 2 weeks

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omg Montpellier doesn't play next weekend what a relief

weak viper
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Dw you'll experience DD haram ball again

covert smelt
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Nice win for first Time with haise as head coach

open owl
waxen palm
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🚨 OFFICIEL ! 𝗟𝗔 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗗𝗨 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗦𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗧-𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗔̀ 𝗟𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘 𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗢𝗜𝗥 ! ❤️💙

Sans Nuno Mendes, Lucas Beraldo est titularisé à gauche de la défense et aura la lourde tâche de tenir Zhegrova.

Marco Asensio est de nouveau positionné comme

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The same line-up despite Nuno's resting

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Our first big test at last

wintry thistle
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Come on Lille!

pseudo island
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Je reve ou david est pas titulaire

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J'ai envie de sauter par la fenêtre

waxen palm
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🚨 OFFICIEL ! 𝗟𝗔 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗗𝗨 𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗖 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘 𝗔𝗨 𝗣𝗦𝗚 𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗢𝗜𝗥 ! ❤🤍

Edon Zhegrova débute pour la première fois en Ligue 1 après son retour de suspension.

Bruno Genesio fait un petit peu tourner : Cabella, David et Meunier démarrent sur le banc. 🔄

pseudo island
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Why isnt david starting genesio you stupid bum 😭

waxen palm
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KICK-OFF!

pseudo island
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Bayo sucks!

pseudo island
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David isnt starting 😭

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Genesio 🤦

waxen palm
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Lol

wintry thistle
spark pivot
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Let’s go Lille!

wintry thistle
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Let's go Lille!

winged laurel
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on peux voir le match ou ?

pseudo island
pseudo island
winged laurel
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okay merci

quasi umbra
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psg 3-1 lille

pseudo island
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You can dream but were not conceding 3 😭

waxen palm
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You conceded 7 tho kekw

pseudo island
quasi umbra
pseudo island
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Its different now

pseudo island
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But you shouldnt underestimate us

quasi umbra
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Either way u guys arent beating this psg team

pseudo island
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Last game we faced was 1-1

quasi umbra
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too good

pseudo island
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But were not to be underestimated

weak viper
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they are way way better

pseudo island
wintry thistle
pseudo island
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But no David

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Ehh

waxen palm
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Bad shot from Dembele

quasi umbra
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u guys legit lost to

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slavia prague bruh

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Got saved in the last minute

weak viper
harsh plume
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what is telegram link

pseudo island
quasi umbra
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legit every game from every league

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is there

pseudo island
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Now were at home

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Were 1 000 000 times better at home

quasi umbra
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need to be able to win Both home and waway

pseudo island
pseudo island
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Bayo you suck 😭

wintry thistle
quasi umbra
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bro this psg team is so good with joaoa neves wze vitinha and barcola

waxen palm
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What a save Donnarumma man

quasi umbra
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and our defence

waxen palm
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Oof

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Thought that was back in kekw

pseudo island
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We nearly scored

quasi umbra
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its the 11th min

pseudo island
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Im not denying psg are good

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I just think that at home

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We are just that good

covert smelt
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The Big attempt It's for losc with the post of Diakité

wintry thistle
waxen palm
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GOALLLLL

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Vitinha pen

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Dembele got the pen as per usual

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Chevalier couldn't do smth about it

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LOSC 0-1 psg

wintry thistle
waxen palm
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GOOOOOOLLLLLLL

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BARCOLAAAAAAAAAAA

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HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE

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What a counter attack

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LOSC 0-2 psg

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No wonder I told yall it was his season zidane

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4 goals for him in 3 games

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Another big save from Gigio

pseudo island
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WTF

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You let the attack play but then you get back to the foul

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How is that not a pen

waxen palm
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Weird lmao

pseudo island
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Easy to bribe refs if you have money 🤑

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Nasser i saw you giving that bag to the ref

waxen palm
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Should've already whistled the pen lol

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Anyway good for us I'm not saying otherwise kekw

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Offside there

pseudo island
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Robbed

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Ffs

waxen palm
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Cook Neves

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Btw HT 0-2

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Second half is underway

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Another big Chevalier save

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Asensio close to number 3

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Game's calmed down a bit

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David finally came in

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Also Joao Neves off

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Asensio too

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Doué and Fabian (back) are on

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Barcola and Dembele off

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Lee and RKM on

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Goal Lille.

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1-2.

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Good goal tbf but ffs

weak viper
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GOOOALLLL

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2-2

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COME ON

waxen palm
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Offside

open owl
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Canceled

weak viper
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Fuck sofascore ruining the fun

open owl
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Var check!

weak viper
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Pls be confirmed

open owl
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Canceled

weak viper
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Fuck

waxen palm
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Oof

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These fuckers cannot be trusted

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Changes being crucial already 🔥

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Thanks a lot Campos man

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Lee what a show

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Doué should do better than this...

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+5' ⏲️

spark pivot
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Damn

waxen palm
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GOOOOOOOOOLLLL

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KOLO MUANI

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WHAT AN ASSIST FROM DESIRE DOUÉ magic

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LOSC 1-3 psg

pseudo island
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Ptain 3-1

pseudo island
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I hate my life

waxen palm
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lmfao

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Told you we could score 3

pseudo island
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And ruled out goal

waxen palm
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2-3

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But way offside

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FT

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LOSC 1-3 psg

pseudo island
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Way too offside 😭

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Frick

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We deserved more

waxen palm
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BACK ON TOP OF ligue1

pseudo island
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But too bad thats football

waxen palm
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GG to Lille

lyric wasp
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Le PSG peut se vanter après avoir fait 45 minutes de gain de temps et ignoré le penalty sur Santos 👆🤡

waxen palm
lyric wasp
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1h later we moved 10 meters in the parking 😭😭

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I want an helicopter for bday

lyric wasp
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@covert smelt La banderole 'le foot c'est le week-end ' qui se transforme en 'a Lens le foot c'est que le weekend' 🤣🤣 >>>

covert smelt
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Haha

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Je te jure

worn kindle
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yooo

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we’re cooked

covert smelt
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Yes but WE need to confirm AT home against nice

deep hawk
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P$G buying ref as usual

solid moat
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We've scored 13 goals in our first 3 matches.

deep hawk
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Will not erase the fact that you robbed us

covert smelt
covert smelt
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Barcola has become a lot better. He has learnt a lot from Mbappe last season.

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Last season he scored 4 goals in 25 league games.

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This season he has 4 goals in 3 league games.

modern citrus
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"learnt a lot from mbappé" why? why does everything have to revolve around mbappé? the ones who teaches him the most are luis enrique and his staff. the contribution of single teamates is marginal

waxen palm
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lmao sure

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He'll prove it at the Velodrome peepoEZ

covert smelt
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Hum hum

rancid peak
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You probably weren't going to start him anyway

open owl
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3rd on the international break, a bit tough for a start but our UCL charge is still ongoing, can't wait! 🙏

west isle
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lol

quasi umbra
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Lol

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💪

errant flare
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Nantes beat Montpellier 3-1 on Matchday 3 of Ligue 1

FC Nantes beat Montpellier 3-1 to temporarily take first (now third) place in Ligue 1. The match took place at the Stade de la Mosson, where the hosts struggled to achieve their goals. La Paillade lost key player Issiaga Sylla to injury in the 10th minute. Nantes took the lead in the 24th minute through a goal from Matthis Abline. Michel Der Zakarian's men responded with a goal from Akor Adams in the 30th minute to level the score at 1-1. Late in the first half, in the 45+6', Les Canaris took the lead again through a penalty from Moses Simon. The second half was less exciting, with Teji Savanier's team struggling to attack. FC Nantes defended their lead effectively, controlling the game. In the 85th minute, Mostafa Mohamed scored the third goal for the Canaries, making it 3-1. The team ranked 12th last season struggled to organise their game, especially in attack, making it difficult to turn the tables. Antoine Kombouaré's team were effective in defence and attack, allowing them to claim a convincing victory. Michel Der Zakarian, the coach of the blue and orange team, expressed his dissatisfaction with his team's performance. Antoine Kombouaré, the coach of Pedro Chirivelli's team, was pleased with the realism and efficiency of his players. The team ranked 14th last season has a chance to confirm their good form in the next match against Reims.

lyric wasp
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🟣 ⛓️ 👮

lyric wasp
open owl
open owl
lyric wasp
open owl
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We lost 6-0 dummy

lyric wasp
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PSG 6-7 Montpellier
83' We will relegate
84' Nicollin (the dead one)
86' Revenge for OM's remontada
89' "We are the only small team to win in the century"
90+3' Rémi Gaillard
90+6' 50 years old logo
90+10' Floating goal cus the stadium is a swimming pool

open owl
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I would streak naked in the stadium if that happens one day

lyric wasp
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the alive one is stupid and supports dazn

sterile fractal
open owl
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@magic island

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nowadays...

covert smelt
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@open owl hey it's the beginning

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Look we have dissapointed to home against Reims

magic island
magic island
open owl
waxen palm
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At least that's that lmao

errant flare
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Marseille beat Toulouse 3-1 in Ligue 1 Matchday 3

Olympique Marseille (OM) beat Toulouse 3-1 away from home. Mason Greenwood scored two quick goals in the 16th and 17th minutes to give OM a 2-0 advantage. Les Pitchouns were shown a red card for a foul by Frank Magri on Geoffrey Kondogbia in the 27th minute. OM dominated the match, controlling the game after Carles Martinez's side received a red card. Late in the first half, 19-year-old Guillaume Restes saved a shot by Mason Greenwood to keep the score at 2-0. In the 52nd minute, Luis Henrique made it 3-0 after a pass from Amine Harit, with the goal officially recorded as an own goal by Charlie Cresswell. Vincent Sierro's side came close to conceding another goal, but Mason Greenwood missed in the 58th minute. 19-year-old Valentín Carboni had a dangerous shot saved by last season's 11th-placed keeper in the 79th minute. Shavy Babicka scored the only goal for the purple and white team in the 90th minute, following a mistake by Geronimo Rulli. OM took 7 points from a possible 9 before the international break. Toulouse finished the match with just 2 points in the table. OM controlled the tempo of the match with ease, using their numerical advantage. The match was OM's second win of the season, following a win over Brest. OM confirmed their high ambitions for the current campaign.

keen lynx
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When will the times and dates for october come out? I’m trying to visit Lille but it depends on what day

magic island
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Becir Ballon D’or we will be there

covert smelt
open owl
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Actually a bit earlier but they do whatever they want at this point tbh

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Keep checking Sofascore & LOSC twitter they announce it

keen lynx
weak viper
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Last season Barcola wasn't even a starter for Q$G and almost didn't play in the whole euros tournament

solid moat
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He's a really good, young winger for us.

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Very underrated as well and he's showing his true potential rn since Mbappe left.

open owl
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Wtf @magic island u actually changed ur name

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Officially MHSC fan

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@weak viper @waxen palm I was successfully able to do worse than torture

waxen palm
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Which was 😂

open owl
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Speaking of which we are the worst defense in all of Europe 😍 https://x.com/meteofoot/status/1830987568009138488?s=46

❌️ Ah elle fait mal à deux clubs français celle-là, l'OL s'en sort pas trop mal mais le MHSC..

..Si votre club est présent sur cette carte c'est qu'il fait du top 3 des équipes qui ont pris le plus de buts/match depuis le début de saison !

3,33 Montpellier Hérault SC
2,67

lyric wasp
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coming back to the previous foul as if nothing just happened in the box 💀

magic island
weak viper
lunar gust
magic island
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Sureee

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But if we get relegated we won’t get promoted

lunar gust
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as sad as it sounds we need to get stuff like montpellier and nantes relegated so they'll financially lose too much

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both historic clubs with everything that goes around it but for the greater good if kita and nicollin could be put out

lunar gust
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i mean youd sign for 10 more years of nicollin at the lead ?

lunar gust
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so something has to happen so he steps down

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labrune will be re-elected next week so

magic island
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If not never

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It’s a terrifying thought

lunar gust
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well at the same time can you really lack that much ambition since the club is poorly ran, but if you get down it might be the final straw before going down for far worse

magic island
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Rip Louis Nicollin

lunar gust
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loulou must be ashamed up there

spice perch
weak viper
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The only thing that can save Montpellier is Louis Nicollin coming back to life

open owl
open owl
lunar gust
open owl
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Same applies for Nantes

open owl
magic island
lunar gust
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Gérard Lopez kekw

open owl
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Well he would do it himself kekw

open owl
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Stupid businessman lol

magic island
open owl
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Why would u take over a business that's losing 20-30 million every year

magic island
open owl
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No

magic island
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Ok I would not recommend

open owl
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I don't want any owner that owns another club

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Not Blueco not Pafos not Manchester not anything idc

magic island
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How Magomedkhabib Abdusalamov feels after failing in pafos (we only got him because is Russian) so he leaves to join Rodina Moscow (a club owned by us) and has said in a interview he is waiting for our owners to buy a team in the top 5 leagues so he can play there

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If you get sent to Rodina tho your cooked

lunar gust
errant flare
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Monaco draw 1-1 with Lens in Matchday 3 of Ligue 1

Monaco's match with Lens ended in a 1-1 draw. The match was played in difficult conditions on a poor pitch. Monaco had several chances in the first half, but none of them resulted in a goal. Les Artésiens also created chances, but lacked precision. The first half ended in a goalless draw. Monaco increased the pressure in the second half, but Brice Samba saved the shots. Will Still's team scored a goal from Remy Labeau Lascary in the 79th minute, but it was disallowed by VAR due to a hand injury. Monaco took the lead in the 84th minute with a header from Denis Zakaria. Brice Samba's team equalized in injury time thanks to a penalty from Przemysław Frankowski (90+3'). The penalty was awarded after a VAR review by Denis Zakaria's hand. Monaco had another chance at the end, but Breel Embolo missed with his head. Both teams now have 7 points in the table. They were temporarily leading the championship together with OM and Nantes. The result of the match between PSG and Lille decided the final leader of this round (PSG).

weak viper
weak viper
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Yeah

modern citrus
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je ne gombren pa

weak viper
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Bro played for Saint Etienne aka Lyon's biggest rival and one of OM's historical rival, us and now Lyon who is also one of our biggest rival

modern citrus
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c'est un bon joueur pourquoi toujours tej tout le monde juste pour recruter des joueurs pas toujours meilleurs

weak viper
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He did a reverse gomis

weak viper
modern citrus
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mais si vraiment le cas, c'est une raison tenable (la seule d'ailleurs)

errant flare
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Nice beat Angers 4-1 in Ligue 1 Matchday 3

Nice beat Angers 4-1. Youssouf Ndayishimiye opened the scoring for Nice in the 6th minute from a corner. Hicham Boudaoui made it 2-0 in the 25th minute. Nice were leading 2-0 at half-time. In the 65th minute, Nice's Moïse Bombito received a second yellow card and was sent off. Le SCO were awarded a penalty after a foul by Moïse Bombito. Himad Abdelli converted the penalty to reduce the deficit for Alexandre Dujeux's team to 2-1 (67'). Despite having a numerical advantage, Himad Abdelli's team conceded two more goals. Evann Guessand scored twice for Nice. The first goal by Evann Guessand came in the 72nd minute, increasing Nice's lead to 3-1. Evann Guessand's second goal in the 85th minute made it 4-1. Nice claimed their first win of the season. The newcomer remains in 17th place in the table, yet to score a point. The match was tough for the black and whites despite having a numerical advantage for half an hour.

open owl
lyric wasp
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honteux

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juste pcq il est chauve et tunisien

open owl
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exact

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- Hefti voulait revenir mais lorsqu’il a contacté Carrotti ce dernier était en vacances PENDANT le mercato
ONLY MONTPELLIER THINGS JE TE JURE

waxen palm
modern citrus
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votre club c'est un sketch

covert smelt
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@modern citrus le plus étonnant c'est tchato piste par le Galatasaray

open owl
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HOLY SHIT OUI

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LINETTE FOR PRESIDENT

lyric wasp
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Lmfao what the hell

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How to ruin the coefficient

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En + c'est débile ils vont jouer la coupe avant mm de d'avoir qui va finir top 5

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Donc imaginons le petit club montpelliérain gagne mais finit 4e bah dcp ça a servi à rien

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En revanche si l'ogre niçois participe pas et finit 9e bah ils sont ni européens ni ds la coupe 💀

magic island
modern citrus
open owl
lyric wasp
errant flare
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PSG beat Lille 3-1 in Ligue 1 Matchday 3

The match ended with PSG winning 3-1 over Lille. The first goal was scored by Vitinha from a penalty in the 33rd minute. The second goal for PSG was scored by Bradley Barcola after a pass from Marco Asensio in the 36th minute. Les Dogues had a chance to equalize in the 13th minute, but Bafodé Diakité hit the post. Ousmane Dembélé won a penalty for the Red and Blues, making a fool of Alexsandro. The Mastiffs tried to make up for the deficit, but Mohamed Bayo missed the target in the 48th minute. Edon Zhegrova scored a goal (78'). Tiago Santos scored, but the assistant referee and VAR indicated offside (83rd minute). Randal Kolo Muani scored the third goal for Luis Enrique's team in injury time (90+1'). Bruno Genesio's team had another failed attempt to score when Jonathan David headed the ball but was again offside (90+6'). Marquinhos' team dominated but Benjamin Andre's team put up resistance, especially in the second half. Lucas Chevalier, from last season's fourth team, saved his team from further goals by the French champions on several occasions. The match was lively with numerous chances on both sides but the players in white made the most of their chances. PSG claimed their third consecutive victory in Ligue 1 this season. The players in navy and red found it difficult to contain Les Rouge-et-Bleu's attack, despite several dangerous attacks.

open owl
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Si tu finis dans le top 5 tant mieux la place en + sera donnée au top 6

lyric wasp
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Bah non puisque les clubs européens participent à la coupe de France

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C'est pas juste de faire une coupe sans les clubs européens, ils sont pas assurés de finir dans le top 5 l'année suivante

weak viper
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Wtf is he trying to say

ebon onyx
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yavait aucune main

ebon onyx
covert smelt
weak viper
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Ils ont pas pleuré quand Turpin leur a offert la 2eme place en 2023

floral vigil
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MOUSAAAAA

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SCORES FOR JORDAN

covert smelt
weak viper
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Non mais ils étaient bien contents

open owl
open owl
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but of course it's mousa

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of course it's mousa

covert smelt
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@open owl and moussa. IS injured

covert smelt
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Yes

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AT 63th minutes he was injured

open owl
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I'm rewatching the match to see what happened

radiant thunder
open owl
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TAMARI OUT FOR 2 MONTHS, MONTPELLIER IS RELEGATED. @floral vigil @covert smelt @magic island

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On est mooorrrttsss ptdr

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C'est fini

covert smelt
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Ouais c'était le meilleur buteur avec akor Adams la saison dernière

open owl
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Our current injuries of players that have the ability to be part of our XI:

  • Sylla (LB)
  • Mincarelli (LB)
  • Sainte-Luce (LB)
  • Kouyaté (CB)
  • Sagnan (CB)
  • Jullien (CB)
  • Chotard (CDM)
  • Maamma (RW)
  • Nordin (RW/LW)
  • Tamari (RW/LW)
  • Guéguin (RW/LW, ACL)
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Je rigole pas ^

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Oui oui on peut faire un XI des blessés capable de battre notre XI actuel

sterile fractal
open owl
covert smelt
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Me i remember of Chris waddle

weak viper
covert smelt
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I know

covert smelt
weak viper
#

🔴 La #LFP a signé un accord de 16,4 millions d’euros avec le Qatar, obligeant les clubs français à promouvoir Qatar Tourism.

👉🏼 Chaque club de Ligue 1 recevra 730K euros, tandis que ceux de Ligue 2 percevront 170K euros.

👉🏼 Si un club refuse de promouvoir Qatar Tourism, il devra alors mettre en avant la chaîne qatarie Bein Sports.

(@OuestFra...

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🚨🚨 L’ancien vice-président de l’Assemblée nationale, Hugues Renson, 𝗮 𝗲́𝘁𝗲́ 𝗺𝗶𝘀 𝗲𝗻 𝗲𝘅𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝗽𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗳𝗶𝗰 𝗱’𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲.

𝗜𝗹 𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗽𝗰̧𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗲́ 𝗱’𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗶𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘂 𝗱𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝘂 𝗣𝗦𝗚, dont il est supporter. 😳

snow nacelle
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Barcola is starting!!

waxen palm
covert smelt
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Starting Griezmann on the right wing is weird though

waxen palm
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You know it's bad

rancid peak
open owl
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Wesh je suis en soirée on est en train de se faire deglinguer par l'Italie là ???

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La honte bordel

weak viper
waxen palm
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yep we are cooked

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we ain't going anywhere now

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There's no way I'm watching another game

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This team can play well for a 1/3 of the game either way they're atrocious

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We're back into the Euro phase but they defended well at least

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See when I was saying DD needed to go after the Euros this is where I was getting at

spark pivot
covert smelt
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#ddout

waxen palm
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Normally we should be good defensively but if even we aren't getting good in that sector making such stupid mistakes and Deschamps just does nothing abt it but watches

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I miss the old times when we played as a team at least

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Because there is no correlation here since the Euros

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I also don't get why Mbappe is still the captain if he can't lead us in the right direction in important games, should've been Griezmann who has a better character for this aspect

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he isn't the only one to blame ofc, but we NEED a change asap

rough agate
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France really score in the first half a second and still lose 3-1

waxen palm
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🚨 Didier Deschamps 🇫🇷 après 𝗟𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘́ de son équipe 🥶 :

« 𝗙𝗮𝘂𝘁 𝗲̂𝘁𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗲𝗹, 𝗼𝗻 𝗮 𝘁𝗿𝗲̀𝘀 𝗯𝗶𝗲𝗻 𝗱𝗲́𝗯𝘂𝘁𝗲́ 𝗺𝗮𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝗻 𝗻’𝗮 𝗽𝗮𝘀 𝗲𝘂 𝗹𝗮 𝗰𝗮𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗶𝘁𝗲́ 𝗮̀ 𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗿 𝗰̧𝗮. On a eu un adversaire qui nous a fait mal

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Just say you have no plan dawg

weak viper
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I don't know how you guys still watch the NT games

open owl
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I swear to god

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I TRIED TO ESCAPE THIS WITH THE INTERNATIONAL BREAK

lyric wasp
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Relax guys you're playing against Domenico tabasco ball next

covert smelt
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But belgium was better than us

waxen palm
snow nacelle
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Oh dear

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I saw the score which is really bad but then I saw Italy had 3 injuries in the game?

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Doue is injured!? Please no

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Viti too I hope it's nothing serious

lyric wasp
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we shot 0 times and parkes the bus during the whole game

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parked*

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Btw VALENCIENNES ARE FIRST WITH 3 WINS IN 3 GAMES!!

shrewd harness
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Greenwood sa place c'est à Fox River c'est tout

lyric wasp
#

marseille is a greek city

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its a greek colony founded by phoceans

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probably why athens like them?

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idk thats a wild guess

balmy glen
#

also probably something about port cities that hate fascists

elfin jay
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I’m so drained

elfin jay
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I’ve always said that he isn’t a leader

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He just isn’t

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He is a great player but not a leader

weak viper
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Il serait titulaire indiscutable à Manchester United où au Bayern ou un autre club de ce type s'il aurait pas frappe et tenté de violer sa femme

covert smelt
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But he can't give it away now that he has it.

weak viper
#

Today we wish a happy birthday to Ligue 1's best LB ever!

open owl
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The funny thing is he's actually a RB but he's played all his games so far this season as LB because our 3 LBs are injured

weak viper
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why theo bruh

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griezmann is the only man in this team that should be captain

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he has been in the team for 10 years

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oh purple name W

magic island
open owl
weak viper
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i support the better club

covert smelt
weak viper
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i said the club not the chairman

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even though longoria is doing an amazing job he also did some questionable things

open owl
lyric wasp
magic island
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We are better

weak viper
magic island
weak viper
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  • in a few months this argument won't matter anymore becuase we are winning the double
magic island
# weak viper and what did you win before that

Ok,
Domestic
Ligue 1
Champions (1): 2011–12
Ligue 2
Champions (3): 1945–46, 1960–61, 1986–87
Coupe de France
Champions (2): 1928—29, 1989–90
Runners-up (2): 1930—31, 1993–94
Coupe de la Ligue
Champions (1): 1992
Runners-up (2): 1994, 2010–11
Division d'Honneur (Languedoc-Roussillon)
Champions (2): 1981, 1992
Europe
UEFA Intertoto Cup
Winners (1): 1999
Other
Division d'Honneur (Sud-Est)
Champions (3): 1928, 1932, 1976
U19
Coupe Gambardella
Champions (3): 1996, 2009, 2017
Runners-up (3): 1984, 1985, 1997

weak viper
magic island
elfin jay
weak viper
#

Because there's no proof

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No one talked about Boateng and Hernandez tho

weak viper
#

The one that played in France

shrewd harness
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Greenwood c'est un faux 9 pour moi

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Celà-dit, vivement la prison de Fleury-Mérogis pour lui

split fossil
#

Mbaope

covert smelt
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Mbacle

trim willow
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Breaking news uber eats and ligue 1 divorce now mcdonalds and ligue 1 is married

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No cap

lyric wasp
#

@open owl

open owl
open owl
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Vite

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CNSOCJSICJSIX

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MAIS C'EST MON PETIT BÉBÉ ÇA

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MON AMOUR

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Disallowed??????

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FUCK SPAIN CORRUPTION

weak viper
covert smelt
#

Courage a ce mec

waxen palm
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Ah oui le gars a presque tout changé

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Il fait tourner

lyric wasp
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Lukaku foudroie les 3 defenseurs

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4*

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ptn je sais deja pas compter ca va donner

open owl
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Tsais le truc que tu tentes sur FM quand t'es à 2 bouts de te faire virer du club ptdrrrr

weak viper
sweet shell
shrewd harness
#

Il est avec les espoirs doué

shrewd harness
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Ça va pas allumer la télé hein

waxen palm
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Bon blessure pas trop grave mais il est préservé

covert smelt
covert smelt
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Hi

sweet shell
covert smelt
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La ligue 1

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Je quoi?

sweet shell
#

?

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Je comprends pas

covert smelt
#

mdr

sweet shell
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Je suis confondu

covert smelt
#

Le suis

sweet shell
sterile fractal
weak viper
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We defo losing 3-0

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Guendouzi at CAM 😭

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https://x.com/VibesFoot/status/1832838753905463613?t=s2EnuQLxpRDiM8v9mcI7HA&s=19 send them to Ligue 2 (at least) + remove all their titles won with Neymar

🔴 La justice 𝗔 𝗢𝗕𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗨 𝗗𝗘𝗦 𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗔𝗚𝗘𝗦 de Gérald Darmanin, confirmant son rôle dans l’obtention d’𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘅 pour le PSG ! 😬⚖️

👉 Le directeur de cabinet du nouveau Premier ministre Michel Barnier serait également impliqué.

🗞️ @Mediapart

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We got sent to Ligue 2 for way less than that

lyric wasp
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Ok we fielded Zeno Debast

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Congrats for the win france

weak viper
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We still have Deschamps as our manager bruh

open owl
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Why tf our winning odds went from 46% to 33% in 10 minutes without them scoring??😭😭😭

waxen palm
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We're getting cooked

lyric wasp
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Belgium pockets france and loses on a free kick 1-0

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we have the possession

waxen palm
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Thuram ofc offside

lyric wasp
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Flopenda nul nul nul

open owl
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Guendouzi assassinating Casteels

waxen palm
#

GOAL

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Kolo Muani

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Not deserved but we take it kekw

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🇫🇷 1-0 🇧🇪

open owl
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GAAALLOOAL

pseudo island
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Non mais kolo muani avec le psg c'est valere germain mais avec la france c'est r9 jsuis mort 😭

waxen palm
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Réel je comprends jamais Rwanda Congo Mali

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GOALLLLLLLLL DEMBELEEEEEE

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WHAT A STRIKE

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Now this is the guy ik lmao

lyric wasp
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Ptn il a cadré un tir jpp

pseudo island
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Dembélé tellement sous coté wallah

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Personne parle de lui mais pourtant depuis qu'il est a paris il ne se blesse pas et il enchaine les classiques

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Merci mon frère lillois

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C'est juste les barcelonais et d'autres qui l'apprécient pas car il marque pas trop

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Dembele nutmegged Poku hard 🔥☠️

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En vrai il faut une attaque full paris en edf

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Kolo muani, Dembélé, Barcola

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Et olise en 10 à la place de guezdouzi

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Koné et Kanté
Defense digne koundé upam saliba

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Maignan en gardien

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Et c'est parfait

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DSL, mais Mbappé, hernandez et griezman n'ont plus leur place dans son 11 tant qu'ils ne prouvent pas qu'il peuvent redevenir bons

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FT

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🇫🇷 2-0 🇧🇪

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Worst France in some time still owns Belgium

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Deschamps just pulled the actual good lineup

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No hernandez, no konaté, no mbappé, no griezman

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Only problem was guezdouzi

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𝗘𝗻 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗼𝗶 𝗺𝗮𝗷𝗲𝘂𝗿, 𝗹𝗮 𝗕𝗲𝗹𝗴𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗲 𝗰’𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝟳 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗮̀ 𝗹𝗮 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲… 𝗲𝘁 𝟳 𝗱𝗲́𝗳𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗲𝘀 ! 😬

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