ligue-1

[covert smelt]

C ban de dire des sites ?

[weak viper]

oui

[true ridge]

Non

Ah merde

[weak viper]

apres tu peux dm

[true ridge]

Mais y'a des serveur discord non ?

[weak viper]

normalement oui mais ils se font vite ban au bout d'un moment

[true ridge]

Ok merci

[covert smelt]

J'en avais un aussi 💔

[weak viper]

close one by del castillo

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1827690244969296117 omfg

that is NOT illegal

or else vpns wouldn't exist

they just want us to fall into their scam

Gooalll

2-0

OG

HT

[weak viper]

Second half started

Brest might be the worst team to ever play UCL I'm not even lying

Ik they don't have locko and lees meelou but still

Bizot is saving brest

Idk how they aren't winning 5-0

[weak viper]

(and my mpp prediction too)

Great FK for lens

A few centimetres away from the box

Nvm

[covert smelt]

It's because they have bench with players who Never play or play few in ligue 1

[weak viper]

Red card Machado

FT

[sterile fractal]

OL to win Ligue 1

[weak viper]

Wtf happened to nice's pitch 😭

[waxen palm]

Will Still cooking man

Also 3 games are on

v
v
v

[wild basalt]

💀

[waxen palm]

If he gets through Pana, there's a chance they might get far in the UECL and make a good season

[waxen palm]

We know it's McDonald's man

[frigid acorn]

@open owl is the quality good on tod tv

For some reason it’s trash this game

Idk if it my internet

Ig it is

[wild basalt]

Mc Donalds

[open owl]

It is

[waxen palm]

1-0

We got our goal

Moses Simon

[open owl]

It's probably your VPN, the quality auto-adjusts @frigid acorn

[frigid acorn]

Idk

I’m on nord vpn

It’s probably because I’m on my 4g using hotspot to my laptop

[open owl]

Oh maybe

Try doing a speedtest

The thing I don't like about tod is that the quality is always set to auto

You can't lower or increase it like 360p, 480p, 720p, 1080p, etc

[modern citrus]

WE ARE PLAYING SO WELL

but fucking hell rennes are butchers

[open owl]

Sofascore is tripping I can't even see your match

[frigid acorn]

Idk what’s wrong

Probs my vpn then but it’s Nord vpn so idk

I’m watch nice v Toulouse

[open owl]

Andrey SantooOoOoOos

Goal

[open owl]

Weird idk, I use MysteriumVPN

[weak viper]

Goal Strasbourg

[open owl]

And X-Vpn on my appletv

[weak viper]

Yeah that's mid

I mean that's good but you could have better

[waxen palm]

1-0

[frigid acorn]

Probably cos I’m away form home and using my 4g

[covert smelt]

Yes it's andrey Santos who score for Strasbourg

[snow marsh]

goal

ogc nice

[covert smelt]

And Nantes lead against Auxerre

[snow marsh]

1-0

[weak viper]

Goal ogc pice

[covert smelt]

Mohamed Ali cho

[weak viper]

Let me cook

Goal cancelled W

[snow marsh]

cancelled goal for ogc nice

[frigid acorn]

No goal 😍

HT: Nice 0-0 Toulouse

[covert smelt]

Yes there IS a foul of Melvin bard

That's why the goal IS cancelled

[snow marsh]

goal

strasbourg

2-0

[weak viper]

Goal Strasbourg bruh

[snow marsh]

cooking rennes

emegha scored

[open owl]

How is Strasbourg doing this

they SUCKED against us

[weak viper]

Why did I trust rennes

https://fxtwitter.com/InfosOM_/status/1827739337292644768?t=QCoKEBlNdgihdyRr94QflQ&s=19

[snow marsh]

goal

nantes

2-0

nvm

offside

goal

ogc nice

1-0

[frigid acorn]

Smh

[open owl]

Goal Rennes

Blas

[snow marsh]

rennes

2-1 still for strasbourg tho

[waxen palm]

Could be disallowed

[waxen palm]

🥶‼️

Welcome to Spain KM

Nah given 2-1 Stras

[frigid acorn]

GOAL

1-1 Toulouse

[snow marsh]

toulouse

goal

1-1

[waxen palm]

Good

[frigid acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/toulouse-tfc-toulouse-fc-foot-jtm-gif-6819746071818757504

[waxen palm]

Wait actually not good

I predicted 1-0 Nice for this match

[lyric wasp]

💀

[frigid acorn]

Nice cheating and dirty

[snow marsh]

goal

strasbourg

3-1

own goal by wooh

goal nantes

2-0

and goal strasbourg

4-1

[waxen palm]

Strasbourg cooooking

Offside

Still 3-1

[weak viper]

Bro is still stuck in 2023/24

[frigid acorn]

FT: Nice 1-1 Toulouse

[weak viper]

Bro

And I used my X2 on auxerre

What country are you in

[waxen palm]

😭😭😭

[weak viper]

Although my ligue 2 predictions were decent (thx mbappe)

[modern citrus]

so imagine the game we played against you

but the times we sticked to playing out from the back and losing the ball everytime

instead

we don't lose a single ball and force rennes to camp as our entire team ends up in the final third

[frigid acorn]

https://x.com/clkbae/status/1827734519853555814?s=46

𝐌𝐚𝐲⁷ (@clkbae) on X

YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR SKILLS
YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR TROPHYS
YOU LIED ABOUT THOSE HATTRICKS
YOU LIED ABOUT BEING THE BEST PLAYER ITW
FUCK HAALAND AND VINICIUS, THIS A LONG LIFE BATTLE WITH YOURSELF

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 3:47 PM

[weak viper]

https://x.com/OM_Officiel/status/1827764972010738082?t=kTesD05FDOenEGgZtHToFQ&s=19

Olympique de Marseille (@OM_Officiel) on X

📝 Le 𝗫𝗜 𝗱𝗲 𝗱𝗲́𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 olympien pour la première de la saison à domicile !
#OMSDR 💥

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 5:48 PM

I hate this format

Rulli GK

Murillo - Balerdi - Brassier - Merlin

Hojbjerg - Kondogbia

Bois vert - Harit - Henrique

Wahi

From Right to left

Basically this with Balerdi and brassier switched

[frigid acorn]

I’m thinking getting this tattooed and getting Fiers d’être Bleus under it.

I’m not sure if it looks dumb or not

[covert smelt]

For me i want Henrique continue to score

[weak viper]

Guys I don't think they decreased the stadium volume

It's gonna be funny when we score

Did they just boo greenwood?

Asking because I couldn't see it on tv

KICKOFF

[covert smelt]

Normal i guess

[waxen palm]

Also no need to spread the Mbappe news here, he ain't L1 anymore

[covert smelt]

Exactly

[weak viper]

2nd offside by wahi already

What a shot by hojbjerg

No pen?

[waxen palm]

Wahi bruh

[weak viper]

Why is Cornelius warming up

So soon

[covert smelt]

the frencjh commentator of rmc say it was too short for give a penalty

[weak viper]

GOOOOALLL

HARITTTT

1-0

Finally he scores

Great assist

He celebrates with the moumbagna jersey

[covert smelt]

Yes our thoughts are with you moumbagna get better soon

!

[weak viper]

WTF WAHI

WHAT

[covert smelt]

How he Can miss that

[weak viper]

@open owl he was great the start of the game but I can't forgive that

[pseudo island]

Non mais cette équipe de marseille est exceptionelle a regarder

how the hell did wahi miss that 😭

[weak viper]

Je vous l'avais dit

[pseudo island]

faut juste pas prendre compte des problèmes extra sportif et apprécier le football qui est proposé

This team + lille and monaco who look deadly

Paris is not safe imo

Even lens looks good this year

[waxen palm]

On va quand même gagner la L1 les gars, c'est bien de voir que les concurrents se renforcer

Mais ça restera à Paris

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1827788356660445261?t=olHQWDbSKSjIR9EbcGj8dw&s=19 how bad was it lmao

I can't see it

[weak viper]

change to fxtwitter

[pseudo island]

OMG bro wahi cant finish

[weak viper]

Wahi 3rd miss

It's sad because he is having a great game

[pseudo island]

yeah

hes just not the most lethal striker

[waxen palm]

La même mdr

[waxen palm]

That's on bro tho

[pseudo island]

peut être mais si y a une année ou vous gagnez pas c'est celle la

j'ai juré on est trop fort cette année

[weak viper]

WAHI???

Bro what

[pseudo island]

la même pour marseille monaco et compagnie

[weak viper]

Nice save nvm

[pseudo island]

hes so unlucky

[waxen palm]

On verra dimanche 🤭

[pseudo island]

his pass was amazing

[pseudo island]

ouais on verra

[weak viper]

HT

A good first half but wahi has to improve his finishing

[pseudo island]

yeah definitely

[waxen palm]

Didn't think Dembele had signed for OW

[pseudo island]

if it was Jonathan david with these chances it wouldve been 3 or 4-0 by now

not at all

hes so much better

Hes good at everything he just cant shoot

[weak viper]

Vitinha's regen

#WahiOut

[pseudo island]

bro its been 2 games 😭

[weak viper]

https://x.com/ActuL1_/status/1827754941735178385?t=Q-E22vF39066IKC0XKHapQ&s=19

Actu Ligue 1 (@ActuL1_) on X

Le Stade Rennais a encaissé son 3500ème but en Ligue 1 ! 🤯❤️🖤

Rennes devient la première équipe à atteindre ce total. 🥶

(@OptaJean)

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 5:08 PM

@covert smelt

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/WinamaxSport/status/1827790534649294886?t=AVejSh8RYLhaKg3rgBggUA&s=19

Winamax Sport 🔞 (@WinamaxSport) on X

Elye Wahi :

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 7:29 PM

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1827793741144580457?t=3CJ1Ai2eICi1GK0JqdXayw&s=19 we need to cook them

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

🚨 OFFICIEL ! 𝗟𝗔 𝗙𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 🇫🇷 𝗘𝗧 𝗟’𝗘𝗦𝗣𝗔𝗚𝗡𝗘 🇪🇸 𝗦’𝗔𝗙𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗧 𝗣𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗨𝗡 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗟𝗘 𝟭𝟮 𝗢𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗕𝗥𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗜𝗡. 💥

Le match aura lieu au Cívitas Metropolitano de Madrid. 🏟️

🎥 @AmineMaTue

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 7:42 PM

[sterile fractal]

wait for Lyon to comeback

[weak viper]

Second half started

[sterile fractal]

we pretend to be bad in the first 2 games, so opponents will underestimate us

[waxen palm]

What's your next game btw lol

[sterile fractal]

Strasbourg (we will destroy them)

[waxen palm]

GOAL

[open owl]

Goal

[waxen palm]

[weak viper]

Goal Reims. 1-1.

[waxen palm]

1-1

[open owl]

Marseille in the mud 😭😭

[weak viper]

We were playing shit not surprising

Why are we starting to concede puskas contenders again

My thing crashed

Omg

[waxen palm]

Wahi missing so much costed as expected

[sterile fractal]

sign Ben Yedder, he is available

[open owl]

Goal

LMFAO

2-1 Reims!!!

[waxen palm]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

So cold rn 🥶

[sterile fractal]

Ptdrrr

[pseudo island]

Bahaha

cooked

[open owl]

I felt the temperature drop here in Montpellier

[weak viper]

WHY IS MY SHIT NOT WORKING

[pseudo island]

ftg toi

tu supporte lyon

[sterile fractal]

.

[weak viper]

AND WHY ARE WE PLAYING SO SHIT ON THIS SECOND HALF

[open owl]

Il a raison de rigoler

Ah var check

[pseudo island]

c'est vrai

[open owl]

Goal

Given

[pseudo island]

vous etes juste nul

you guys can thanks Wahi

[waxen palm]

Les marseillais vous pouvez remercier Wahi

[pseudo island]

Ouais exactement mdr

[sterile fractal]

we have an Europa League winning squad

[pseudo island]

😭

[waxen palm]

https://tenor.com/view/football-sport-fun-soccer-meme-gif-8596787225880542400

[pseudo island]

you wouldnt even win conference league

Brassier too

Hes been awful

[waxen palm]

OW fans don't understand this each season when they get hyped up

This happens

[dense bane]

Marseille, damn.

[pseudo island]

Un seul Olympique ❤️ 🤍

les autres sont guez

[waxen palm]

Fucking OW ruined my prediction

Should've been 2 or 3-0

[pseudo island]

but wahi ruined it

[open owl]

What have Lens & Marseille done to my Wahi

[pseudo island]

I mean lens duh

Its lens

He cant recover after going there

[open owl]

They massacred my boy

[pseudo island]

J'attends juste que Koné revienne de blessure

Et l'om aurra un vrai bon joueur

[sterile fractal]

GK: Perri (Best GK in Brazilian Serie A 2023)

LB: Tagliafico (World Cup and Copa America winner)
CB: Niakhaté (African champion and best African CB)
CB: Caleta-Carr (World Cup runner-up)
RB: Maitland-Niles (100+ EPL games + captain of U20 WC winning team)

LM: Fofana (one of the most talented youngster in the world)
CM: Matic (Chelsea and Man.Utd legend)
CM: Mangala (top Belgian midfielder)
RM: Nuamah (one of the most talented youngster in the world)

ST: Mikautadze (Euro top scorer)
ST: Lacazette (One of the best ST in Europe)

[open owl]

Wahi booed off the pitch

[pseudo island]

(still cant beat Rennes 😭 )

Good players doesnt mean good team

A Rowe is in this dude is a streets baller

[pseudo island]

poor guy didnt even play that bad

both should be blamed on defence

Another sitter missed

[open owl]

Kondogbia ? Wtf

[sterile fractal]

Atananga is a beast

[waxen palm]

Ok 2-2

[open owl]

WTFF

HITs the post

AND GOAL

Woman beater scores

[weak viper]

WE SCORED???

[open owl]

Yes

OM fan relying on tjm & I for news 😭😭

@waxen palm you just know what we have to do

[pseudo island]

Rowe is so good

[weak viper]

I'm good now

It finally came back

[waxen palm]

seriously 😭

[pseudo island]

criminal carrying marseille 😭

iconic

[sterile fractal]

killer and rapist scored for marseille lmfao

[pseudo island]

Rowe in 5 minutes did 1000 times better what Wahi could do in 70 minutes

[weak viper]

Where's the foul

No he did

[open owl]

Yellow card De Zerbi lol

[sterile fractal]

https://www.footmercato.net/a2390986829240259169-amine-harit-raconte-son-accident-mortel

[pseudo island]

3rd degree

but yeah still a crime

[weak viper]

NO PEN?

[open owl]

No pen lol

[weak viper]

NOT EVEN VAR CHECK

[open owl]

Do u think ur psg 😭😭😭 I'm crying

[weak viper]

Carboni first minutes?

Yup

[open owl]

This guy thinks he's PSG

[pseudo island]

or us

we also do get a lot of controversial pens

thats why david scores so much lmao

[sterile fractal]

WHAT A MISS

[velvet spire]

sorry to say but hes shit

[sterile fractal]

FT

2-2

[weak viper]

Ref is shameful

[waxen palm]

Lmao did you see that child running

GG Reims btw

[weak viper]

We should have got 1-2 pens

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/ImmigreParisien/status/1827808906086633687

L’immigré Parisien (@ImmigreParisien) on X

Plein de « On joue le titre on est trop fort cette saison » à la J1, pour perdre déjà des points à la J2

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 8:42 PM

[weak viper]

It's wahi's fault

This game was exactly the kind of games that I was scared of seeing from him

[pseudo island]

réel 😭

après on pourra rire de vous la semaine prochaine quand on vaincra a pierre moroy

[weak viper]

I didn't even see it

[sterile fractal]

he did more in 5 mins than Wahi in 70 mins

[waxen palm]

xG in L1 today:

▫️ Marseille : 3.28
▫️Lens : 2.53
▫️Nantes : 1.34
▫️Nice : 1.30
▫️Rennes : 1.27
▫️Toulouse : 0.98
▫️Reims : 0.95
▫️Auxerre : 0.93
▫️Strasbourg : 0.90
▫️Brest : 0.77

[worn kindle]

real bro

js gotta trust the process 😭

[weak viper]

Yes wahi was shit but how do you win a trophy if all referees are against you

Literally every game we play should have 1-2 pens

[pine roost]

Saw many good comments about carboni @weak viper he played well??

[covert smelt]

NO it's wahi who IS shameful

You can't deny that

[worn kindle]

bro wallahi

wahi was so ass

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/DTFootball_/status/1827810502895972403

DATA´Foot (@DTFootball_) on X

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 8:49 PM

[weak viper]

Idk I couldn't see because of my dad

[covert smelt]

You have 4 attempts and you don't finish that

You are not a pro player if you miss that even with goal open

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/GuilDcqt/status/1827809684641984583 🤡

Guillaume Dacquet (@GuilDcqt) on X

Je me suis amusé à faire un truc car je le sentais venir tellement fort…

Vous savez combien de temps de jeu effectif il y a eu en 7 minutes de temps additionnel ?

4.06

Il siffle à 90+7

Bref.

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 8:46 PM

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/actufoot_/status/1827818380071461200?s=46 lmao fuck Napoli

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

🚨 𝗔𝗖𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗤𝗨𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗖𝗟𝗨 𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗘 𝗡𝗔𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗦 𝗘𝗧 𝗔𝗟-𝗔𝗛𝗟𝗜 🇸🇦 𝗣𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗠𝗛𝗘𝗡 ! ⏳🤝

Montant global : 65 M€. 💰

Victor Osimhen acceptera de signer en Arabie Saoudite que pour un salaire important.

🗞️ @FabrizioRomano

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 9:20 PM

[covert smelt]

Bro IT'S NOT LIGUE 1 OSIMHEN

[worn kindle]

honestly he’s a really good striker

[covert smelt]

No

Never

[worn kindle]

he was good at lens and montpellier 😭😭

it was just one game

it’s honestly embarrassing as a club if the supporters just ridicule him from now on

it’s the duty for us as supporters to get behind our players not to bash them and he just came to the club, he’s not even supposed to be starting right now

but he’s the only striker in the club right now moumbagna tore his acl and he’s barely trained with the team 😭😭 when we played brest he only had one training session with the team and he was put into the starting lineup

and it wasn’t just wahi either 🤦🏻‍♂️ everyone was shit 😭

brassier was shit, luis henrique ghosted, kondogbia ghosted balerdi was mid murillo was shit 😭

the only good players today were rulli merlin harit greenwood hojbjerg and rowe had a great debut

[covert smelt]

Yes

[waxen palm]

He could've been a PSG player lol

But fkin Napoli bastards couldn't accept 85M ffs

[worn kindle]

why would they take 85m 😭

he’s worth more than that

[errant flare]

Monaco beat Lyon 2-0 in Ligue 1 Matchday 2

AS Monaco beat Lyon 2-0 in their Ligue 1 Matchday 2 match. Monaco dominated tactically and physically throughout the match. L’OL were completely disorganized, especially in the first half. The Kids goalkeeper Lucas Perri prevented the team from conceding more goals. Takumi Minamino had a chance to score but his shot hit the post after a save by the goalkeeper. In the 65th minute, 19-year-old Eliesse Ben Seghir opened the scoring after a pass from Maghnes Akliouche. Jordan Teze had a chance to add to the score but his shot was off target. In the 80th minute, Lamine Camara made it 2-0. Monaco capitalized on a defensive error by Pierre Sage’s team to seal the victory. Maghnes Akliouche could have scored a third goal, but his shot was off target. Lamine Camara received two yellow cards in the space of a few minutes (93rd, 96th). Lamine Camara was sent off for a second yellow card. Monaco recorded their second consecutive victory at the start of the season. Alexandre Lacazette's team lost their second match, failing to score a single goal and conceding five goals in total.

[lyric wasp]

Shameless woman's beater scored

[worn kindle]

jordan teze plays for lyon or monaco ?

[lyric wasp]

monaco

[worn kindle]

when tf 🤦🏻‍♂️

[waxen palm]

then why accept the 65M offer from Al Ahli?

[worn kindle]

i missed that 😭😭

[worn kindle]

they accepted it ?

say wallahi

[waxen palm]

Fab confirmed the deal is almost done lmao

[worn kindle]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1827810541328363622?s=46

[worn kindle]

wait wtf 💀😭

no way osimhen goes to saudi

[covert smelt]

The most shameful it's the miss of wahi

[lyric wasp]

id rather miss a goal than beat a woman

[worn kindle]

bro enough

do you wanna debate 🤦🏻‍♂️

[lyric wasp]

Yes yes burger

Ja Ja Würstchen

Evet evet kebap

Literally

[spark pivot]

Please no

[rough agate]

https://x.com/ligue1_eng/status/1827803068424986873?s=46 this guy is gonna take over the league

Ligue 1 English (@Ligue1_ENG) on X

3 goals in 2 matches: Mason Greenwood levels it up for Marseille 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 8:19 PM

[covert smelt]

The new Mbappe but this one beats women

[covert smelt]

À jamais les premiers 🥺

[errant mist]

psg is cooked without mbappe

[lyric wasp]

He's gonna take over prison

[covert smelt]

Réel ils sont finito

Et Marseille is coked without Greenwood

[sterile fractal]

Marseille should sign Ben Yedder

they gonna suffer with Wahi upfront during the whole season

Ben Yedder has that killer instinct that Marseille is lacking

[weak viper]

Another player who got rapist allegations

[sterile fractal]

lmao I forgot

No wonder why he's still jobless

[covert smelt]

Vous abusez

Wahi il est incroyable

[weak viper]

Yeah

But his salary is too high

[covert smelt]

The battle for the Ligue 1 top scorer will be interesting since Mbappe has left now.

[sterile fractal]

"incredible" players don't waste 3 big chances in a single half

[velvet spire]

@weak viper hi

[weak viper]

hello

[velvet spire]

@weak viper so to the point

of all strikers

why Wahi bro

im not being reactionary fr bro im just one of his doubters

[weak viper]

he was amazing at montpellier and if you remove his misses he did well

way better than against brest

he just have to work on it

[velvet spire]

i mean like forgive us we were being annoying

about Eddie

[weak viper]

wrong channel

[frigid acorn]

Sorry

Lmao

[errant flare]

Lille beat Angers 2-0 on Matchday 2 of Ligue 1

Lille beat Angers 2-0 to continue their strong start to the season. LOSC were dominant from the start, controlling play in the opposition half. Gabriel Gudmunsson scored in the 21st minute but had his shot disallowed for offside. Thomas Meunier opened the scoring in the 34th minute with a precise shot. Les Dogues were well-managed defensively, giving Le SCO no chance to close the gap. 17-year-old Ethan Mbappé had a chance to add to his tally before the break but failed to make contact. The Mastiffs continued to dominate in the second half, although Alexandre Dujeux’s side had a few chances. Lucas Chevalier remained alert to save Bruno Génésio’s goal. Mohamed Bayo scored a second goal in injury time, assisted by Rémy Cabella (90+4’). Mohamed Bayo's goal was allowed despite the coach thinking it was offside. Benjamin Andre's team maintained their lead, finishing 2-0. The Champions League qualifiers remain unbeaten despite a tough schedule. Bruno Génésio's team are showing strength in both Ligue 1 and the Champions League. The result strengthens the position of the players in navy and red at the start of the season.

[worn kindle]

meunier making a comeback 🙏😭

how is he still a pro footballer

[covert smelt]

He scores his first goal since 2020 in ligue 1

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1828103622930157672?s=46 coook

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🟡🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Al Nassr have sent official bid to Paris Saint-Germain for Milan Skriniar, deal almost done!

Permanent move proposal submitted and deal close to being agreed for Slovakian defender.

Despite proposals from Italy, Skriniar is now close to joining Al Nassr.

⏳🇸🇦

Twitter · Aug 26, 2024, 4:14 PM

[covert smelt]

Good for PSG. They don't need him.

Pacho is a massive upgrade.

https://tenor.com/view/kali-kalimuendo-psg-dans-la-tête-gif-25424426

[open owl]

Sacko to replace him pls

[sharp trail]

Bro deffo copied and pasted that from google

[open owl]

No it's Julian

[quick sorrel]

Ligue 1 got too much better, i guess lens will cook this season with Marseille

Marseille will screw up if they sold harit

[weak viper]

no

[quick sorrel]

What they have in his replacement

[weak viper]

harit is good rn but he'll become shit in 3 months just like in every season

we have carboni, koné and sternal here

[quick sorrel]

Maybe ur right

[vocal spindle]

have no idea why this wasnt posted here https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1828070571805982777

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴⚫️ Youssoufa Moukoko to OGC Nice, here we go! Deal in place between Nice and Borussia Dortmund.

Loan with buy option clause NOT mandatory, salary covered by Nice.

Buy option’s value will be higher than €12m reported around.

Medical tests booked on Tuesday. 🩺

Twitter · Aug 26, 2024, 2:02 PM

[covert smelt]

Kalimuendo mon goat 🥺🥺

[covert smelt]

Ptdrrr il fait le tour des clubs c'est du Fake it's Fake my friedn

Friend

[vocal spindle]

no i dont think so

[covert smelt]

Si because they Say Reims, OM et Lille sont intéressés par lui

[vocal spindle]

theres a bunch of sources about this

[covert smelt]

Et Monaco

[weak viper]

Je suis désolé mais à chaque fois que tu parles anglais ça me fait penser à ça

https://tenor.com/view/bien-tres-you-fack-am-gif-11179585

[cloud bison]

La ref de zinzin

[lyric wasp]

yes

is a giroud

[open owl]

AHAHAH

Respet u tangled

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/Footballogue/status/1828159153409274236?t=oNJ4YLsVP6NzwXgNBvjUeA&s=19

Footballogue (@Footballogue) on X

Rio Mavuba (40 ans) et Paul Baysse (36 ans) auraient pris une licence avec les Girondins de Bordeaux qui évoluera en N2 cette saison. 🤯

C’est beau de voir les anciens des Girondins venir en aide du club dans cette période difficile. 💙

Qui sera le prochain ?

(@footamateur_fr)

Twitter · Aug 26, 2024, 7:54 PM

Nah that's crazy lmaooo

[covert smelt]

He's going to cook with all the minutes he'll get.

[sterile fractal]

Thauvinho

[fallow pawn]

Guys Who is the goat of league 1

[unreal axle]

jonathan david

[weak viper]

jpp

[brittle salmon]

https://x.com/footgrec/status/1827335047164141918

Football Grec France (@footgrec) on X

Selon SDNA, le Panathinaïkos a ciblé Mama Baldé pour son attaque. Le Bissau-Guinéen évolue à l'#OL, qui aura besoin de vendre sur la fin du mercato. Son cas est lié à celui de Spora, qui suscite de l'intérêt et qui pourrait partir, donc être remplacé.

Twitter · Aug 24, 2024, 1:20 PM

i need some info about my guy

[snow nacelle]

All the best, ugarte ❤️

[weak viper]

he is shit

hes only good when he plays for bad ligue 1 teams

https://twitter.com/InfosOM_/status/1828363610998857813

Infos OM (@InfosOM_) on X

🚨L'OM a sondé Nantes pour étudier la faisabilité d'un transfert pour Mostafa Mohamed ! 🇪🇬⌛️

(@lequipe) #MercatOM #TeamOM

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 9:27 AM

😭

we are never beating the allegations

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1828366346893099418

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🟡🔴 Kevin Danso to AS Roma, here we go! Final green light arrived by RC Lens for the defender.

Loan with obligation to buy.

€22m fee plus €3m add-ons, package worth €25m with long term deal for the centre back.

Deal verbally agreed working on medical tests to follow.

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 9:38 AM

finally he is out of this league

he costed us the ucl 2 seasons ago

[sterile fractal]

our super sub

he's very useful while entrying the field after the 60th minute

he runs fast like a track runner

super useful player if your team plays counter attack

his finishing is average, is crossing is alright

[brittle salmon]

fair enough then

[brittle salmon]

hmmm sounds better than sporar already

[paper crescent]

naj

washed

[vocal spindle]

I hope so

[snow nacelle]

Skriniar is going to al nassr!?

Totally random. Wish him the best, sadly it didn't work out here in any of the games.

[errant flare]

Lens beat Brest 2-0 in Ligue 1 Matchday 2

RC Lens beat Stade Brestois 2-0 in Ligue 1. Jhoanner Chávez scored the first goal in the 19th minute with a powerful cross. Lens dominated the first half, setting the pace of the game. The second goal came just before the break, when Julien Le Cardinal deflected a powerful cross from Ruben Aguilar (45'). Brestois hoped to improve in the second half, but Les Artésiens quickly regained control. Will Still's men created several good chances after the break, including through Remy Labeau Lascary and Ruben Aguilar in the 53rd minute. Florian Sotoca had a dangerous shot in the 63rd minute. The pace of the game slowed towards the end, with no real action from either side. RC Lens' Deiver Machado was shown a red card in the 88th minute for a failed tackle on Romain Del Castillo. Deiver Machado came on in the 75th minute. Brice Samba's team are currently 4th in the table with 6 points. Brest are bottom of the table after two defeats. Les Ty' Zefs have conceded 7 goals and scored just 1 in the space of a week.

[stark canyon]

yo marseille 🗣️🗣️🗣️

sarr is actually kinda good

thanks

[quick sorrel]

I hate this dude lol

[weak viper]

apparently it's fake soo

[quick sorrel]

He is bad and mostly can't go up to 7 rating

His replacement got the team of the week as a striker so bye bye

[errant flare]

Nantes beat Auxerre 2-0 in Ligue 1 Matchday 2

FC Nantes beat Auxerre 2-0, ending a run of 10 home defeats. Nantes dominated the first 15 minutes of the match. In the 14th minute, Moses Simon scored the first goal for Les Canaris after a one-on-one. After the Canaries scored, AJA increased their offensive activity. In the 47th minute, Rayan Raveloson had a dangerous volley that was saved by goalkeeper of Antoine Kombouare's men. In the 53rd minute, Ado Onaiwu from Cristophe Pelissier's team was shown a red card for a foul on Jean-Charles Castelletto. Jubal's team played with a man down for the rest of the match. Sorba Thomas scored for the hosts, which was disallowed for offside (57'). Jean-Charles Castelletto's team controlled the game after the opponents' red card. In injury time (90+5'), 17-year-old Bahereba Guirassy scored the second goal for the fourteenth team of the previous season. Bahereba Guirassy scored after a solo counterattack. The newcomer failed to score, despite creating several opportunities. The players in yellow and green ended their bad streak at the Stade de la Beaujoire. Ado Onaiwu's red card hindered the chances of the players in black to equalize. Nantes ended the match with three points and a clean sheet.

[weak viper]

always remember that we used to have this kind of lineup a few years ago

it's crazy how nobody would start in today's team (except mandanda)

and very few would be on the bench (thauvin, luiz gustavo, sakai)

never ask a marseille fan what was the final score of this game

[open owl]

Falaye Sacko

[errant flare]

Nice drew 1-1 with Toulouse in the 2nd round of Ligue 1

The Nice-Toulouse match ended in a 1-1 draw. The pitch was in poor condition, damaged by fungus. Toulouse tried to make dangerous moves, but were often blocked in the middle of the pitch. In the 45th minute Mohamed-Ali Cho scored with a header. Mohamed-Ali Cho's goal was disallowed due to a foul by Melvin Bard on Rasmus Nicolaisen. In the 54th minute Jonathan Clauss scored for Nice. Jonathan Clauss struck from the right side from a tight angle. Jonathan Clauss' goal was his first in his new Nice colours. In the 73rd minute Toulouse equalised after a great team move and a shot by Shavy Babicka. In the 90+5' Niklas Schmidt had a dangerous shot from distance. Niklas Schmidt's shot was saved by Nice goalkeeper Marcin Bułka. Marcin Bułka's intervention saved a draw for Nice. Allianz Riviera honoured Jonathan Clauss on his home debut. The match ended without a winner.

[open owl]

https://x.com/all_montpellier/status/1828455320173092924?s=46 @modern citrus

𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗣𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗥 (@All_Montpellier) on X

🚨Rabby Nzingoula va rejoindre Montpellier ! 🧡💙

Un deal vient d’être acté entre Montpellier et Strasbourg ! 🤝

Le milieu de 18 ans rejoindra l’Hérault sous forme de prêt sans OA, le club alsacien prenant en charge une grande partie du salaire 🔜

(@MohamedTERParis)

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 3:31 PM

Tu le connais ?

[waxen palm]

Damn why Lens

[sterile fractal]

https://www.lequipe.fr/Football/Actualites/Mercato-mohamed-abdelmonem-attendu-a-nice-mardi/1503620

FINALLYYYY

[agile tiger]

monaco interested in soumare im hearing

take him lads

[modern citrus]

bah oui

gros talent, gros potentiel, pour moi il a déjà le niveau L1 mais il va certainement être remplaçant dans un premier temps

j'aurais quand même préféré qu'il aille en L2 pour le temps de jeu

[open owl]

Bah il était censé aller à Dunkerque mais

Aller dans une équipe coachée par MDZ mdrrrrr

Je préfère en rire

Il va jamais jouer

[modern citrus]

martigues non?

[modern citrus]

pk

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1828472448863326290?t=-DiM1BT6ajdTBl6MCGFeFw&s=19 good for him

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

🚨 𝗡𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗜 𝗠𝗨𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗘 𝗩𝗔 𝗦𝗜𝗚𝗡𝗘𝗥 𝗘𝗡 𝗣𝗥𝗘̂𝗧 𝗔𝗨 𝗕𝗔𝗬𝗘𝗥 𝗟𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗞𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗡 ! 🔴🔵👋

Il n’y aura pas d’option d’achat, ❌

🗞️ @lequipe

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 4:39 PM

I don't think he gets trusted by Enrique much

[covert smelt]

Yes it was a disaster

[open owl]

MDZ...

Ferri va jouer et pis voilà

Tu le verras à la 75e ou 80e

[covert smelt]

To be fair he doesn't fit in the PSG system.

He's a good player though.

[covert smelt]

@open owl against who you play the next gameday

against nantes puis après nous

on va les bouffer

triplé camara

[open owl]

Ptdr

[covert smelt]

tu aprouves?

[open owl]

Non

Vous êtes morts on va avoir Andy Delort en pointe tu vas rien comprendre

Mandanda 57 ans il va rien comprendre non plus

[waxen palm]

Isn't good tho considering we are lacking depth in fullbacks man

I ain't trusting on Zague even if he's young

better to buy some on the market before it ends because I only saw news on Lookman and Araujo

(Benfica Araujo ok )

[covert smelt]

Zague in the CL ☠️
Araujo needs to be bought at PSG.

[covert smelt]

Geetruida has to come to help with that.

[covert smelt]

euh

delort a part cavaler il sait rien faire

nous camara ses frappes c du poulet

[waxen palm]

has been ages now, and no news have came back yet

[open owl]

Le poulet sera assassiné

[weak viper]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1828554357325079028?t=AIaQjdOwM3otJw-NfhsMiw&s=19 YEEEEEAAHHHHH

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔵⚪️ Lazio have reached an agreement with Olympique Marseille for Samuel Gigot.

Negotiations on player side to follow tomorrow.

@MatteMoretto 🤝🏻

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 10:05 PM

Extremely rare Lazio W

[covert smelt]

Mais c'est pas possible les joueurs détestes par les fans de l'OM vont tous a la Lazio ptdr?

[errant flare]

Marseille draw 2-2 with Reims in Ligue 1 Matchday 2

Olympique Marseille drew 2-2 with Reims at home. Marseille dominated the first half. Amine Harit scored the first goal for l’OM in the 25th minute. Elye Wahi wasted several chances to increase the score. The Olympians led 1-0 at the break. Rémois equalised in the 51st minute through Sergio Akieme. Yaya-Kader Fofana scored the second for Luka Elsner’s men in the 55th minute. Roberto De Zerbi’s men regained the initiative after conceding a second goal. Geoffrey Kondogbia and Jonathan Rowe had chances to equalise. Mason Greenwood made it 2-2 in the 71st minute. Leonardo Balerdi's team tried to score the winning goal until the end of the match. 19-year-old Valentin Carboni made his debut at the Stade Vélodrome, replacing Amine Harit (78'). Despite the advantage, the eighth team of the previous season failed to score a third goal. The match ended in a draw, which left the hosts unsatisfied.

[sweet shell]

Quelqu'un peut termine ce bot?

[sterile fractal]

He is hard working human

Ask him to write shorter

Too long ain't nobody Gonna read

[open owl]

Mais c'est pas un bot c'est Julian

Respecte tes anciens ⚔️

[sweet shell]

mdr

[covert smelt]

Nn mais frero

Tu gâches les discussions des fois

Genre personne a vu le match

[open owl]

Jamais c'est Julian

Celui qui engueule Julian il se fait gifler

[covert smelt]

Julian lâche ça personne lit tes pavés

Je suis sûr t'en as jamais lu un

[modern citrus]

pas touche à Julian le goat

[lyric wasp]

Personne a vu OM reims ? 💀

[covert smelt]

Tout le monde là vu

[weak viper]

@modern citrus guilbert left apparently

[modern citrus]

yes and I am devastated

[covert smelt]

@lyric wasp en tt cas ça arrive a des équipes de se relâcher

[weak viper]

https://x.com/ActuL1_/status/1828738066573320304?t=bNydFCuiMttlg1cJ4-WYQw&s=19 what

Actu Ligue 1 (@ActuL1_) on X

🚨 Une des "raisons" d’interdiction de déplacement des supporters nantais à Montpellier :

« Les forces de l’ordre sont fortement mobilisées pour faire face à la menace terroriste (…) notamment à la suite de l’attaque à caractère terroriste à Moscou le 22 mars. » 🥶

Arrêté

Twitter · Aug 28, 2024, 10:15 AM

[open owl]

PTDRRRRR

[covert smelt]

Mdr

Les supporters Nantais c'est pas des monstres

[worthy turret]

bonjour

[lyric wasp]

De pire en pire

J'ai l'impression que la ligue a un pb avec Nantes ils sont tjrs bannis de stade

[covert smelt]

Si si Endrick

[waxen palm]

fuck oh nan

Lille déjà mené 1-0

almost 2 wtf are they doing there

idk how they missed lmao

[deep hawk]

On se fait tellement bouffer c'est terrible

[deep hawk]

ZHEGROVAAAA

[waxen palm]

1-1

WHAT A FINISHHHHH

[lyric wasp]

ZHEGROVA JE TE FAIS DES GOSSES

[waxen palm]

Goal Slavia.

2-1

(2-3)

Unlucky goal but could be ruled out

Given ffs

CROSSBAR FOR SLAVIA

LILLE WTF ARE YOU DOING

Need to hang on

+5'

Again almost 3-1...

they're just giving them a chance at this point

FT

FT: 2-1 (2-3)

LILLE IS GS BOUND

We have 4 French clubs in the GS now

But one's not gotta last long

But at least the achievement is made for the first time!

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1828899204120621138?t=2ZGRENsa1Rj73D4DohHuxg&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

🚨 OFFICIEL ! 𝗟𝗘 𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗖 𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗤𝗨𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗜𝗘́ 𝗣𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗟𝗔 𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗨𝗘 𝗗𝗘𝗦 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦 ! ⭐️❤️🤍

Les Dogues auront souffert ce soir mais réalisent l’exploit de sortir des barrages de la C1 : une première depuis 8 ans pour un club français 🇫🇷. 👏

✅ Monaco 2016 :

Twitter · Aug 28, 2024, 8:55 PM

[lyric wasp]

YES YES YES YES YES YES

[lyric wasp]

yes we are getting grouped

[weak viper]

brest too

brest might finish last with 0 pts

[lyric wasp]

everyone but PSG is

[weak viper]

nah i believe monaco can grab a playoff spot

[lyric wasp]

Same with Plyon in UEL and possibly Nice best 16 (BEST CASE scenario)

or Plyon gonna focus 100% on UEL

[waxen palm]

Don't forget

[lyric wasp]

and reach semis out of nowhere

[waxen palm]

If they go through

[lyric wasp]

Lens are reaching quarters i think

[weak viper]

https://x.com/AurelDeRetour/status/1828711254698975531?t=retnsAIghcye7-K0faAqtw&s=19 Il est DÉ-CO-NNE-CTÉ 🤯

Aurel🇧🇼𓆈 (@AurelDeRetour) on X

🚨Nouvelle déclaration lunaire de Laurent Nicollin:

"30€/mois c'est quoi ? Ça fais 1€/jour, c'est les 1€ que tu donnes au clochard en bas de chez toi tous les jours, bah il va se faire enc*ler il a qu'à aller travailler le clochard, tu gardes tes 1€ et tu payes DAZN"

FOU 🤯

Twitter · Aug 28, 2024, 8:28 AM

Also who the fuck got paid to make this map 😭

Why is Aubagne at Fréjus, Nîmes at Arles/Avignon, Dijon at Besancon...

(it was posted by the official national account btw)

[covert smelt]

C'est quuel club tout en bas

A côté de nimes

[waxen palm]

Aubagne FC

[zealous saffron]

worst first half I've seen from Lille in a while

it was desperating to watch

[covert smelt]

@weak viper frérot

Cette année je supporte l'OM

Je suis avec vous

Depuis que bourigeaud est parti je suis en pleine dépression

J'arrive pas a me soulager donc j'ai choisi de supporter l'OM

[lyric wasp]

Ah yes Valenciennes Olympique Sporting Club 🔥

EVERYTHING is wrong lmfao

Lets not ignore of Versailles is on south of Paris aswell and Paris 13 being on the west insetad of the east

Boulogne on Calais

[open owl]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1829081079061332117?s=46 @modern citrus

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea goalkeeper Djordje Petrovic set to leave and join Strasbourg, here we go!

Understand Petrovic has agreed on new terms with Chelsea ahead of leaving to join Strasbourg.

It will be one year loan until June 2025 then back to #CFC.

Paperwork being prepared.

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 8:58 AM

So stupid

Extremely stupid

[prime valley]

Noooooo

[weak viper]

https://x.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1829101482962022503?t=eP_zhikpwiMHiA-rsZ8UNg&s=19

La Minute OM (@LaMinuteOM_) on X

🚨🔵⚪️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

ACCORD OM - EVERTON pour le transfert de Neal Maupay ‼️

▫️Le joueur arrivera en prêt avec OA obligatoire. #TeamOM

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 10:19 AM

Can't wait for him to roast Q$G on twitter

https://x.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1829072757167923257?t=DvamASvFVDZifDDFBbTTOg&s=19 omfg

La Minute OM (@LaMinuteOM_) on X

🏥 Leo Balerdi sera absent face à Toulouse.
L'international argentin souffre d'une lésion du quadriceps ressenti en fin de match
La durée de son indisponibilité n'est pas encore connu à ce jour.
On souhaite un bon rétablissement au capitaine.

Pour samedi, vous voyez qui pour le

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 8:25 AM

[modern citrus]

why lol

[open owl]

Johnsson is really good bro

You don't need Petrovic

And he's capable of playing in a better team

[modern citrus]

I know, I'm hoping for a rotation

but johnsson got slightly injured last game and it's worrysome

our second keeper was bellaarouch so...

[open owl]

Bro I just found Frappart in Montpellier station

[weak viper]

?

[open owl]

I'm def taking a selfie she saved us last week in var 😭😭

[weak viper]

what

[open owl]

She's right next to me

She's on the phone tho I don't wanna interrupt wtf😭

Frappart is right next to me bro

[weak viper]

tell her to let us win against toulouse pls

[open owl]

No ofc not

I'm NOT leaving the station before she ends her phone call & I take a selfie with her

I do NOT care I have all day

I'm sitting I'm not going home

[weak viper]

😭

[open owl]

It's gonna be a legendary picture

Who tf she on the phone with bro someone tell her to hang up😭🤣🙏

It's NOT that deep 🙏😭

OHS HES DONE

BYE

BRB

[weak viper]

you can easily get 5k likes on twitter with this gl

[open owl]

HISTORY WAS WRITTEN.

😭😭😭

[weak viper]

holy shit

[open owl]

I'm crying

I told her good luck in Toulouse she was like ohh ty yeah it's gonna be a fun match

??

fun

If she saw my messages about her in this channel she def wouldn't have accepted taking a picture😭😭

[weak viper]

well tbh idk anyone who likes her as a ref

[open owl]

I'm crying

AHHHHH

SHE'S TAKING THE TRAM TOO

SHE'S FOLLOWING ME SHE SAW THE MESSAGES

[lyric wasp]

Omg frappart

[weak viper]

https://x.com/equipedefrance/status/1829128572788711592?t=eljPeFa10PrigNt2Fs-tjA&s=19

Equipe de France ⭐⭐ (@equipedefrance) on X

𝐂’𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐞́𝐞 🧳😄

📋 Voici la liste des Bleus pour les 2 prochains matchs de Ligue des Nations contre l’Italie 🇮🇹 et la Belgique 🇧🇪

Avec les premières convocations de 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐮 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐞́ et 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐞 👋

#FiersdetreBleus

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 12:06 PM

[open owl]

N'golo N'golo 😍

[weak viper]

@open owl i just saw your picture on twitter by accident

https://twitter.com/InfosOM_/status/1829138668868817356 finally

Infos OM (@InfosOM_) on X

🚨💣Samuel Gigot 🇫🇷 a donné son accord pour rejoindre la Lazio de Rome ! ✅

Le montant du transfert s'élève à 3M€. 💰

(@DiMarzio) #MercatOM #TeamOM

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 12:46 PM

[open owl]

did i trend

28 likes j'ai percé

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/SB29/status/1829135444652765569?t=ZtS0rySOZuIZQf4ER2w6eQ&s=19

Stade Brestois 29 (@SB29) on X

🥰🇪🇺

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 12:34 PM

[waxen palm]

😭😭😭😭

Bro being with her number #1 hater

[open owl]

Def getting relegated

[modern citrus]

@open owl BAHAHAHAAHAHA NO WAYYY

FRAPPAAAART

[waxen palm]

OLISE AND KONE 😍

[solar gale]

#champions-league

[covert smelt]

Frro Brest gagne la LDC

[open owl]

PTDRRRRR

[snow nacelle]

What does it mean we are playing against city away

I'm lost

[open owl]

No ur playing City at home

[snow nacelle]

Oh yeah we are the away

OMG BAYERN AWAY

NOOOOO

I'm dying already

City home, bayern away

Just kill me

[open owl]

BREST GOING TO CAMP NOU

LMFAOQSIFLKJQSF

[weak viper]

yeah brest is getting last

[weak viper]

no

camp nou isn't available i think

[snow nacelle]

HERE COMES PARIS

[weak viper]

real madrid and barca defo rigged it

[open owl]

BREST GETTING REAL MADRID

[snow nacelle]

F U C K

[snow nacelle]

Oh my god

Can it get worse

Oh god

Wait I'm confused. Now they draw for pot 2?

[open owl]

Holy shit lmfao

[open owl]

yes

[snow nacelle]

Isn't it out for everyone since the pot 1 games are set?

[weak viper]

i always supported man city, bayern munich, atletico madrid, arsenal, psv, fake salzburg, girona and stuttgart since i was 4

[snow nacelle]

Am I dumb

[weak viper]

no

the other teams only have 2 games at the moment

[open owl]

what about pot 2 vs pot 4 for example

we still haven't seen Brest vs Leverkusen

[snow nacelle]

I think you are secretly behind this draw

[open owl]

LMFAOOO

[covert smelt]

Brest is cooked.

[open owl]

i'm acc laughing

[weak viper]

if i was behind the draw i would have given brest easier opponents

[open owl]

Brest first team to get relegated from UCL

and Ligue 1 actually

just need to wait for them to pull Leverkusen & Arsenal

i will laugh.

it's more than possible too cus they won't pull any more spanish teams

[deep hawk]

Lmaooo

Both Madrid club

[weak viper]

guess what

[open owl]

lMFAOOSQFJQKF

I'm LATE

DON'T SPOIL IT

[weak viper]

brest are gonna get slaughtered

[open owl]

LMFAOO

DON'T SAY IT

[weak viper]

||arsenal vs monaco||

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1829197302432706789?t=Jmt6GhmAOKnDoO69EelKig&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

🚨 OFFICIEL ! 𝗟𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗥𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝗔𝗨 𝗦𝗢𝗥𝗧 𝗗𝗨 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗦𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗧-𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗘𝗡 𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗨𝗘 𝗗𝗘𝗦 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦 ! ❤️💙

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 4:39 PM

[open owl]

LMFAOOOOO

I'M PISSING MYSELF

[snow nacelle]

Monaco seems to have a few tough ones already if I'm correct

[open owl]

BREST TO HOST REAL MADRID AND LEVERKUSEN

AHQHFQSF

[weak viper]

||Monaco vs Benfica||

[snow nacelle]

And Milan is having it tough too

[snow nacelle]

Omg really

What luck

[open owl]

And travel to Barcelona

LMFQSKJFH

[weak viper]

rigged

[snow nacelle]

Worst draw

[weak viper]

||lille vs juve||

[snow nacelle]

What happens? We are supposed to be top 2 in the group to advance after 8 games?

[weak viper]

no

top 8 goes to round of 16

[open owl]

top 16 I think

oh

[weak viper]

9th-24th goes to playoffs

rest is out

[open owl]

pls can we have juve vs brest i'm so late

it's ok if we don't but

i've already laughed a lot

[snow nacelle]

How to get to top 8 ?

[open owl]

have most points

it's like a ligue 1 table

[open owl]

ohhh man close

we get lille juve

[weak viper]

||Shakhtar vs brest||

at least they have one game where they could get points

[open owl]

they are NOT getting points against shakhtar 💀

[lyric wasp]

LE REAL TREMBLE DEVANT JONATHAN DAVID

[weak viper]

brest will get aston villa watch

alongside lille

[snow nacelle]

How do u name a club young boys

[weak viper]

old boys in argentina

[weak viper]

don't spoil bruh

focus on your club that rigged the draw

||Brest vs PSV||

[open owl]

[weak viper]

they will get destroyed too

[open owl]

I'M CRYING

THAT WAS NOT A GOOD DRAW FOR BREST

[snow nacelle]

Wow Feyenoord

[solar gale]

City
Bayern
Atleti
Arsenal

Ooof

Psg unlucky

[snow nacelle]

And people laugh at us

[weak viper]

||Pinamo Pagreb vs Monaco||

[snow nacelle]

Who on earth is that

Sounds like a wine

[open owl]

https://x.com/Betclic/status/1829164604125262111 LMFAOOO

Betclic 🔞 (@Betclic) on X

Petit rappel avant le tirage de la LDC :

PSG - Chapeau 1
Lille - Chapeau 3
Monaco - Chapeau 4
Brest - Chapeau 4
Marseille :

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 2:30 PM

[open owl]

also why did buffon say Dynamo Zagarbia

[weak viper]

||Fake salzburg vs Brest|| 💀

[weak viper]

maybe that's how it's called in italy

[open owl]

fair

[open owl]

LOOL

Brest is ending with a -27 GD and 0 points

but with 3 goals scored

in 8 games

[snow nacelle]

Why do we always get tough draws

Who did we offend

I'm so sad

[covert smelt]

Probably the most difficult draw out there.

[open owl]

you didn't pay enough like Madrid

[snow nacelle]

Mbappe stole our funds and ran off 😭

[open owl]

😭 i'm sad we didn't get a psg madrid

[snow nacelle]

That was my biggest fear

Ooo tough for girona too

[weak viper]

yup aston villa definitely getting brest and monaco

nvm

[snow nacelle]

Here comes brest

[weak viper]

||Bologna vs Monaco||

brest vs sturm graz and sparta praha

[open owl]

Pitié Girona vs Brest

Pitié

ah bah non

that's impossible

they got madrid & barca 😭😭

[open owl]

LOOOL

I feel like they could've gotten worse

but that's not easy

[weak viper]

||Aston Villa vs monaco||

[open owl]

it's ok don't put it in tags anymore

[snow nacelle]

Better get some goals thru

[open owl]

<33

[open owl]

if it was Prague home then they could've maybe drawn

[snow nacelle]

So the draw concludes congratulations to psg

[waxen palm]

• City we might pull something (or prolly draw)
• Atleti we could win
• PSV we should win
• Girona same
• Bayern and Arsenal will cook us (hope for draw)
• Salzburg and Stuttgart should be winnable matches but will be hard as per usual

[craggy abyss]

No easy matches for PSG

[rancid peak]

https://x.com/ESPNFC/status/1829200553747832933

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) on X

Kylian Mbappé will play against his brother, Ethan, in the Champions League this year when Real Madrid face Lille 👀

Wild 😂

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 4:52 PM

[snow nacelle]

How we gonna draw city esp now that gundo is back

[waxen palm]

You never know tho but ofc they're the favorites but we could do a good game

[weak viper]

PSV are good

[waxen palm]

Ik they are and each game will be hard but we should still win there

[lyric wasp]

ETHAN SUPERIORITY

Ethan 1 win against Slavia
Kylian 0 wins against Slavia

[covert smelt]

Brest gagne la LDC 🤘

[covert smelt]

Il est plus blessé ?

[lyric wasp]

il a joué hier

[radiant thunder]

Bonjour Lille fans, bonne chance for your game vs us!

[open owl]

https://x.com/ThomMills/status/1829205446516978165 @lyric wasp ?

Thomas Meunier (@ThomMills) on X

Si on fait pas 24/24, on n'est pas au niveau... 😍🥳
#lavieenrouge🔴
#TOTOUTARD

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 5:12 PM

[lyric wasp]

we will score 5 points

W vs Graz

D vs Feyenoord and Sporting

[covert smelt]

• Against City even a draw would feel like a win
• Not that difficult to beat Atletico.
• Must win game.
• Another must win game.
• PSG can beat this weakened Bayern.
• Arsenal won't be easy.
• Easy win against Salzburg.
• Another easy win against Stuttgart.
If PSG get injuries then they are done for.

[zealous saffron]

I think 2 victories at least is doable

Bologna and Graz

with two or three draws, maybe it is possible to make to the top 24

[waxen palm]

Pen Lens

Missed oml

[covert smelt]

Lille va se faire bouffer tfacon

Ya que Monaco et Brest qui vont faire un bon parcours

[waxen palm]

Also to comment for others, good luck damn ☠️

Well I hope Lille (somehow) and Monaco pull smth through

Gonna be legit impossible for Brest

☠️

[lyric wasp]

et rennes ?

[weak viper]

Bah oui Brest évidemment

[covert smelt]

They might shock us.

[waxen palm]

I hope so too

https://x.com/david_ornstein/status/1829228887202791835?s=46&t=yEgBTvTkFo5ZsUgvRSlPvQ

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) on X

🚨 EXCL: Wilfried Zaha close to making shock #DeadlineDay transfer to Lyon. #OlympiqueLyonnais nearing agreement with #Galatasaray on season-long deal for 31yo. Would avoid tax issues complicating return to UK when #CPFC + #LCFC studied move @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/G85wn3vJ1u

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 6:45 PM

Wtf lmao wow

@covert smelt Geertruida's going to Leipzig, we even never considered him ffs

Hope they realised after this draw that we need a lot of depth offensively and defensively

[covert smelt]

Could see it on their faces already 😂

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1829205785014132821?t=CWBCJJlZLA5e8y4vnOE4iQ&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

La réaction de Nasser en dit long sur la difficulté du tirage. 😭

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 5:13 PM

[covert smelt]

PSG has been very slow with the signings this time.

[waxen palm]

nah he's never beating the allegations

[waxen palm]

Tell me about it 😂

[covert smelt]

Campos is getting fired soon.

[waxen palm]

Fuck...

Goal Pana

Lens 1-0 down

(2-2)

That Sotoca pen miss will be costly

[waxen palm]

Goal Pana 2-0...

You gotta be kidding ffs

OW and Lens same fight

[lyric wasp]

BAH ALORS LENS ??

[weak viper]

How is the refereeing

[raven forge]

I saw the PSG UCL match ups

O WARI DA

[lyric wasp]

"Lens est en LDC pendant que Lille joue la conference league cotnre des fermiers"

bahaha

[weak viper]

Lens is out

@lyric wasp was the refereeing fair or no

[lyric wasp]

On peut se moquer mais qu'ils tachent d'au moins s'y qualifier 🤣

jsp je regarde pas les petits clubs jouer

[weak viper]

Honestly

[lyric wasp]

i was watching pedoel vs rfs

[pseudo island]

Bahaha 😂

[lyric wasp]

rfs won at pens

[pseudo island]

Lens qui fait honte à la france

[lyric wasp]

Lens fans laughing at Lille UECL last season where are they??? P"mickey mouse groups" yeee reach them groups 🤫

[pseudo island]

Pk chuis pas choqué 😂

[pseudo island]

Exactement 😂

La conference league c'est pas pour tout le monde

[weak viper]

Lens when their 2 butchers in defence aren't there:

[opal bridge]

Lens did get a rough draw TBF but yeah can't feel bad for Lens

Have to beat what's in front of you

[weak viper]

Well I knew it would be hard especially because of the ref

Because let's say they rigged him last season

[lyric wasp]

because lens is a shit team compared to UCL finalists panathinaikos*

what did they expect

[weak viper]

https://x.com/MercatoPlein/status/1829249859356103001?t=fIUE7o7Fdtz0yYgJNALnxg&s=19

Mercato Plein (@MercatoPlein) on X

🚨 Le RC Lens se RUE sur le jeune espoir turc Plüdkup d'Europ, 17 ans. 🇹🇷

#rclens

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 8:08 PM

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1829252280702644515?t=ElafOd82JDo-4BHbbig35Q&s=19 fuck Skriniar bruh 😭

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

🚨 Milan Skriniar 🇸🇰 𝗔 𝗗𝗜𝗧 𝗡𝗢𝗡 à Al Nassr ! 🗣️❌

(@FabrizioRomano)

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 8:18 PM

[weak viper]

https://x.com/bessardinho/status/1821611448872923201?t=yJ2-2yvmsLOgTZ3ekLTqhg&s=19

chbess⚽️ (@bessardinho) on X

@OLYMPIQUEM13000 @thenotoriousco2 @RamonTaFraiseOf @dvs_steve @sebnonda @Tanziloic en ldc ? contre le pana ? sûrement oui 🤡

Twitter · Aug 8, 2024, 6:16 PM

[raven forge]

@weak viper Ton hashtag

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/ActuL1_/status/1829284874886455302?t=d1FYE2Z_AWo1QhWiw4l7EQ&s=19

Actu Ligue 1 (@ActuL1_) on X

🚨🚨💣 OFFICIEL ! KEVIN DANSO VA RESTER AU RC LENS ! ❤️💛

Le TRANSFERT à l'AS ROMA est ABANDONNÉ. ❌️

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 10:27 PM

Failed medicals just to see his team lose out to Pana

[covert smelt]

He IS just a Guy who think he IS strong

[weak viper]

NOOOO

[covert smelt]

Je troll pas mais a tout coup Brest ils humilient le Real

[weak viper]

Faudrait déjà qu'ils humilient les petits clubs de ligue 1 avant

[snow nacelle]

What's wrong with danilo why are we trying so hard to sell him?

I thought he was pretty good in some games

[covert smelt]

Comme l'OM ? 😹

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1829443972344733846?t=dTiTYBdfZxtPpIbcoDfcWQ&s=19

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1829455111770292294?s=46&t=yEgBTvTkFo5ZsUgvRSlPvQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨⚒️ Confirmed: Carlos Soler to West Ham, here we go! Loan deal with buy option clause agreed with PSG.

West Ham will cover the salary as part of the agreement. Soler travelling to London for medical tests.

↪️🌳 Ward-Prowse leaves West Ham and joins Nottingham Forest.

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 9:44 AM

[covert smelt]

Ya un monde où il perce la bas ?

[waxen palm]

Ça m'étonnerait que ça soit pas le cas

Normalement chaque joueur qui quitte le PSG sort sa meilleure perfo (à part )

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1829482896538689875?t=VoBj_zRwqUl32U0pX6FJqg&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

🚨 OFFICIEL ! 𝗟𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗥𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝗗𝗘 𝗟'𝗢𝗟𝗬𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗤𝗨𝗘 𝗟𝗬𝗢𝗡𝗡𝗔𝗜𝗦 ! 🦁❤️💙

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 11:34 AM

[weak viper]

https://x.com/La_Minute_Foot/status/1829485535808929807?t=wM1lJy-QxHsqk3pcRZxfOw&s=19

La Minute Foot (@La_Minute_Foot) on X

CATASTROPHE POUR LE FOOTBALL FRANÇAIS 😱

Vincent Labrune n’a AUCUN concurrent pour les prochaines élections de la LFP 🇫🇷

Personne n’a eu de parrainage sauf lui…

@lequipe

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 11:45 AM

We are fucked

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1829485734979649652?t=8Pv2vcYSqk1HLIYyYaKqUQ&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

🚨 OFFICIEL ! 𝗟𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗥𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝗗𝗘 𝗟'𝗢𝗚𝗖 𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗘 ! 🦅❤️🖤

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 11:46 AM

[sterile fractal]

le deplacement en Azerbaijan💀

[open owl]

LMFAO

https://x.com/actul1_/status/1829415745576480945?s=46 @weak viper his son's shorts 😍

Actu Ligue 1 (@ActuL1_) on X

🚨 Samuel Gigot est ARRIVÉ à Rome afin de s'engager avec la Lazio ! 💙🤍

🎥 @iuiu87

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 7:07 AM

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/arthurperrot/status/1829479399848128858?s=46

Arthur Perrot (@ArthurPerrot) on X

🚨Hier lors des votes de Foot Unis, @CyrilLinette avait obtenu 57 voix contre 62 pour Vincent Labrune. Le règlement de Foot Unis a changé une heure avant ses auditions. Pour l’UAF, la voix de Philippe Piat compte beaucoup.
@RMCsport #RMCLive #LFP

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 11:20 AM

[weak viper]

https://x.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1829508244169269483?t=gVV8xxWIhHnX7Hkv4kjHpg&s=19

La Minute OM (@LaMinuteOM_) on X

🚨| 🇩🇿 #SerieA 🔵⚪️

Nous sommes en mesure de confirmer l’intérêt de l’OM pour Ismäel Bennacer ‼️

Le deal dépendra des conditions de l’OM. C’est assez cher

À suivre..

#TeamOM | #MercatOM

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 1:15 PM

[lyric wasp]

minimum 18 points mais vu que cest Nice on va dire 10

[covert smelt]

Il a que joué 3 matchs 😭😭😭

Laisse le du temps

Après il était décisif juste qu'il s'habitue pas au jeu madrilène

Surtout avec Vini qui pue la merde

[waxen palm]

4 du coup et le Real n'attendra pas si longtemps contrairement à nous 🤣

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1829533299800428681?t=01B4pn3SK9Bb-0crEb_eyg&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

🚨 𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗠𝗢𝗟𝗔 𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗞𝗠𝗔𝗡 🇳🇬 𝗩𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗔̀ 𝗟’𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗔 𝗖𝗘𝗧 𝗘́𝗧𝗘́ ! 💙🖤

(@Plettigoal)

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 2:55 PM

Campos needs to be arrested for fraud and intentional theft

HOW ARE WE MISSING ON LOOKMAN/OSHIMEN AND SANCHO 😭

And not signing any fullback depth lmaooooo

[weak viper]

https://x.com/InfosOM_/status/1829545869965942970?t=14EmcuCMp8W8_by-4k8Tgg&s=19

Infos OM (@InfosOM_) on X

🚨Lyon pense à recruter Jordan Veretout ! 🇫🇷

(@footmercato) #MercatOM #TeamOM

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 3:45 PM

[weak viper]

https://x.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1829562888413155824?t=Ht2CzCUr1-OgyWeTU5x2EA&s=19

La Minute OM (@LaMinuteOM_) on X

🚨🇩🇿 | EXCL :

🔐 L'OLYMPIQUE DE MARSEILLE a transmis une offre de prêt au Milan AC 🇮🇹 pour Ismaël Bennacer ‼️

▫️À l'instant T, le Milan ne répond favorablement à l’offre. Les dirigeants cherchent la meilleure solution pour conclure le deal avec le Milan.

▫️Le joueur souhaite

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 4:52 PM

[unreal axle]

Sarà fantastico 🙏🏻

[open owl]

WHAT IS THIS STRASBOURG SUPER TEAM

GOAL

STOP

[mystic ruin]

STRASBOURG UP

[open owl]

STRASBOURG EUROPEAN CHARGE

[mystic ruin]

0-1!

[open owl]

LYON RELEGATED

[weak viper]

GOOOOALLL

[mystic ruin]

Chelsea 2.0 opens the scoring immediately

Sebastian Nanasi!

[waxen palm]

😭

Lyon never stop making me laugh onl

[pale mango]

wait fr?

[weak viper]

Wtf emegha

[weak viper]

They are currently last with no goals scored in 3 games

[pale mango]

oh

i dont watch french football lol

[weak viper]

But there are still 31 games to be played

[pale mango]

yeah

ngl

is there even somthing

you can

[weak viper]

Deep down we all want Lyon to relegate