the country that called your country angola or whatever they said
#ligue-1
lyric wasp
weak viper
he wasn't even in the copa america squad
weak viper
according to scaloni otamendi and medina are better
weak viper
and medina is mid at best
lyric wasp
Medina 💀
weak viper
he should get red cards every games but yeah
lyric wasp
he cant wear his shorts correctly
weak viper
luis henrique top scorer 💀
waxen palm
ayo bro 
lyric wasp
Bro forgot plens won
covert smelt
Yes i Heard that with so foot
And that's not all @covert smelt
He was accused of sex offender
In 2021 when he wears Montpellier shirt
lyric wasp
What a squad, a sexual abuser and a dude who slaps his wife. The top 1 club in France is competing for the joke prison club award now ?
sterile fractal
delete Pyon
Pyon is a terrorist organisation
delete them
Pyon torture supporters every weekend
@CIA @FBI please intervene
pine folio
Any idea where I could find news/info about international broadcasters?
weak viper
he won't
even the club doesn't know his injury so i don't know how fotmob knows it
who is that
ive never heard of him tbh
maybe because i never watch serie a
errant flare
Toulouse draw 0-0 with Nantes in Ligue 1 Matchday 1
Toulouse and Nantes ended in a 0-0 draw, the first such result of the season. Sorba Thomas came close to scoring but his volley hit the crossbar. Les Canaris goalkeeper Alban Lafont was a key figure in the match, saving his team on numerous occasions. Niklas Schmidt and Yann Gboho created dangerous chances but Alban Lafont was able to save them. Frank Magri had a dangerous header but was also blocked by Alban Lafont. Yann Gboho tried again but Alban Lafont saved his effort. Niklas Schmidt crossed for Charlie Cresswell whose header went wide. Les Pitchouns may have rued the missed opportunities but their goalkeeper, 19-year-old Guillaume Restes, also shone. Guillaume Restes saved a dangerous header from Canaries captain Jean-Charles Castelletto. Carles Martinez's men had the upper hand late on but were unable to score. Zakaria Aboukhlal had a powerful shot that was saved by Alban Lafont. Yann Gboho tried to score in injury time but his shot was wide. Antoine Kombouare's men, despite pressure from Rasmus Nicolaisen's team, managed to hold on for the draw. The match ended in a draw, with Jean-Charles Castelleto's team taking a valuable point from the Stadium Municipal.
weak viper
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rancid peak
Twitter
waxen palm
Speedy recovery for him
weak viper
It's a serious injury
did you read the tweet
west isle
you do realise ACL injuries like this can take like 12-16 months to recover from right?
covert smelt
Yes so that's what i said before moumbagna Season is done
weak viper
It looks so weird seeing the Vélodrome so empty
goal bastia
HT martigues vs lorient
Twitter
Martigues vs Lorient
They play the first half of the season here
Because lfp doesn't like smaller clubs and smaller stadiums
errant flare
Rennes beat Lyon 3-0 in Ligue 1 matchday 1
Stade Rennais beat Olympique Lyonnais 3-0 to open the Ligue 1 season. Benjamin Bourigeaud scored the first goal from a free kick in the 19th minute. Amine Gouiri scored the second after a mistake by Moussa Niakhate in the 21st minute. Lyon tried to respond but their attacks were ineffective. Steve Mandanda saved a penalty from Georges Mikautadze in the 71st minute. L’OL had chances but could not break down Rennes’ defence. Henrik Meister scored the third goal in injury time to make it 3-0 (90+1'). The kids struggled to create effective plays throughout the match. Les Rouges et Noirs dominated the match, controlling it. Ludovic Blas was active but failed to convert several good opportunities. Georges Mikautadze missed a penalty, which could have given Pierre Sage's team hope of a comeback. Maxence Caqueret's team struggled in defense, which made things easier for the Red and Blacks. The goalkeeper of the Europa League participant, Lucas Perri, had several successful saves, but he could not save the team from defeat. Julien Stephan's team started the season with great self-confidence and effectiveness.
weak viper
FT
waxen palm
It's a serious injury
That's why I said I hope he comes back earlier than what is expected
😭
smoky pawn
nice shout
zenith crest
Hello ligue 1 peeps
Can you tell me which team I should support?
I feel like it should be Reims for Keito Nakamura
Junya Ito is also on Reims correct?
weak viper
Junya Ito is also on Reims correct?
Yes
frigid acorn
I subscribe to todtv
I watched a replay
It’s mass very good
But how far behind are games when they live
covert smelt
Alright well I’ll support Reims then
Monaco is a good team to support.
covert smelt
Yeah
covert smelt
Underrated baller!
weak viper
Marseille had hiroki Sakai
weak viper
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snow nacelle
Om seems to have so many new players
weak viper
well yeah
we needed that especially in attack
last season except aubameyang all our forwards were trash to mid at best
that's also why our starting defence didn't change a lot
we only added brassier
snow nacelle
Good luck then I hope you do better than last season
open owl
It’s mass very good
Yeah it's p good
open owl
But how far behind are games when they live
Unfortunately that's its only issue idk if it's because of my VPN but about 30 seconds
weak viper
Twitter
frigid acorn
Unfortunately that's its only issue idk if it's because of my VPN but about 30 s...
Idc about 30 seconds my fire stick was about 2 mins behind 💀
- now I can watch replays
This is so good
open owl
https://x.com/Santi_J_FM/status/1825845306417672404?t=umtIjnxyKY4RZOc6oMP7Nw&s=1...
Il est mauvais
covert smelt
Henrique European golden boot ???
covert smelt
Om seems to have so many new players
De zerbi have a lot of ideas in his head
covert smelt
https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1825957651475210303
Zhegrova cam ?
lunar gust
lille vs slavia praha in ucl playoffs has started
covert smelt
it's a draw for moment
covert smelt
Yes David and zhegrova score
zealous saffron
Slavia had another goal disallowed
their fans must be destroying the tv now
FT
Lille 2 x 0 Slavia
pseudo island
BIG WIIn
zealous saffron
🥳
pseudo island
David je t'aime
deep hawk
Lets gooo
pseudo island
its going well but we shouldnt get our hopes up too much
slavia are elite at their home ground
shut nova
Hell at Eden incoming
zealous saffron
Hope they hold off away from home
if we managed against Fener, we should be able to do it against Slavia
covert smelt
Hope they hold off away from home
They Can they have the team for
quiet pulsar
Twitter
weak viper
https://x.com/GFFN/status/1826190544512352635?t=EMncWA7y39CBq1PPjc0U4Q&s=19 How ...
mid
he had a great potential but he fell off
quiet pulsar
he had a great potential but he fell off
yeah i know that he used to be very talented
weak viper
def not better than rulli
weak viper
if you wanna see what im talking about watch nantes vs toulouse from last sunday and another nantes vs toulouse (cup final 2023)
he was awful in this game
waxen palm
Twitter
weak viper
https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1826203704636449060?t=MKgmNP2o-KmtMLZZii3MTg&s=19
they should have put the ultras section where it is actually located
- the tifo 💀
when will they make real ones
snow nacelle
Why are there so many people who broke server rules recently and does the label ever disappear
What did ya'll even do to be labeled like a criminal
weak viper
Twitter
austere obsidian
I didn't know PSG could get expelled from Champions league, they didn't pay Mbappe the 55M euros they owe him
weak viper
I didn't know PSG could get expelled from Champions league, they didn't pay Mbap...
they won't
austere obsidian
he filed a report 💀 gg
weak viper
uefa is too lazy
weak viper
they prefer banning ultras for no reason instead of taking action against this
weak viper
the club he loved is not giving him his payment lmao ( no offense btw )
he didn't love q$g
austere obsidian
😭
weak viper
actually he was more of an OM fan rather than a q$g fan
austere obsidian
dang
well supporting PSG in ligue 1 is kinda glory hunting
unless you were from there
weak viper
he even went to the velodrome watching our ucl game against real madrid
so that he could watch his idol ronaldo
austere obsidian
weak viper
well supporting PSG in ligue 1 is kinda glory hunting
yeah unfortunately too many kids here support them
waxen palm
well supporting PSG in ligue 1 is kinda glory hunting
what's the deal with that
we can't support whoever we want now 😭
yall keep saying it's glory hunting when it's not even the case for everyone
you're a newcomer to football and you start watching it and if you like a team whether if it's a big or small club it's not a big deal anyway
but ppl keep making it look bad nowadays
austere obsidian
what's the deal with that
I didnt mean it like that but sorry
Ligue 1 is just easy
covert smelt
actually he was more of an OM fan rather than a q$g fan
He forgot to join Marseille. Maybe he'll play for them at the end of his career.
covert smelt
Ligue 1 is just easy
For PSG yeah
weak viper
He forgot to join Marseille. Maybe he'll play for them at the end of his career.
he won't we don't have enough money for him
weak viper
For PSG yeah
not this year
covert smelt
For PSG yeah
It'll be difficult this time.
covert smelt
It'll be difficult this time.
Yeah but they have a strong force
covert smelt
The only good performance MNM has put in PSG ☠️
I feel like they could've done better with Enrique.
frigid acorn
Any one know where I can get a Marseille shirt
covert smelt
The minister of sports Amélie oudea castera wants make a meeting with Bein sport about the schedule of the ligue 2
open owl
Any one know where I can get a Marseille shirt
Why would you want to get bullied in the street?
Grab this masterclass instead:
https://www.mhsc-store.com/
It has the name of every single footballer to have worn the Montpellier shirt since the creation of the club
frigid acorn
I was trying to find last season one with auba on the back
I’m Arsenal fan and auba one of my favourite players
I mostly support Toulouse In ligue 1
frigid acorn
I mostly support Toulouse In ligue 1
Most of my family is form there and currently I’m at my grandparents rn that live outside of Toulouse
open owl
That's awesome tbh
weak viper
It has the name of every single footballer to have worn the Montpellier shirt si...
i'll buy it just for falaye sacko on the jersey
elfin jay
Most of my family is form there and currently I’m at my grandparents rn that li...
that's very cool
elfin jay
OTD 2 years ago
this game was so odd
magic island
Twitter
weak viper
Today marks the 26th anniversary of the second greatest ligue 1 game of all time!
Enjoy these highlights: https://youtu.be/RYLmbNTmwog?si=4VPqQTtRvgeX1Wbo
lyric wasp
Thr greatest is lille 5-1 psg
magic island
https://x.com/sachatavolieri/status/1826363275174453733?s=61
This is unbelievable
Is he any good
open owl
Enjoy these highlights: https://youtu.be/RYLmbNTmwog?si=4VPqQTtRvgeX1Wbo
Bruh this match never happened 😭🤣
Bro's flexing imaginary games
weak viper
Is he any good
he isn't the best one in the league but he isn't bad at all
definitely has cyprus's level
magic island
weak viper
Bruh this match never happened 😭🤣
"Bruh this match never happened 😭 🤣"
pine roost
Lens isnt getting relegated right?
pine roost
Its because everytime we loan out a player to a ligue 1 club with a mandatory clause it usually never gets activated 😂
Like last season with correa to om
I hope the best for satriano
weak viper
Its because everytime we loan out a player to a ligue 1 club with a mandatory cl...
well it's not mandatory but we might buy carboni
even though i think it's too expensive for us
lyric wasp
Lens isnt getting relegated right?
They are they are
pine roost
even though i think it's too expensive for us
Yes and we got scammed lol
36m is a lot
Unless he plays like messi idk if your club is activating that clause
weak viper
you can buy him back for 40 mil 10 days after we activate the clause
so we could get 4 mil
open owl
https://x.com/actul1_/status/1826629268996247658?s=46
@waxen palm I would pay this price to watch Falaye Sacko play LB
Twitter
But unfortunately I can't make it to Paris tomorrow
weak viper
https://x.com/actul1_/status/1826629268996247658?s=46
<@708800869944131636> I w...
💀
who the fuck is willing to pay this price for this game
no football game in the world deserves that price
rustic breach
https://x.com/actul1_/status/1826629268996247658?s=46
<@708800869944131636> I w...
Wtf
weak viper
you better be on the bench with the players + doing the kickoff + have unlimited access to drinks and food
open owl
you better be on the bench with the players + doing the kickoff + have unlimited...
Yeah this shit better be a contract not a ticket
open owl
Twitter
deep hawk
Mdrrr Lens
covert smelt
Mdrrr Lens
They are lead by panathaikos
random geode
how is this 2-0 lmao
deep hawk
They are lead by panathaikos
Nah Lens is winning with 10 guys
covert smelt
Huh who are off Lens side @deep hawk
deep hawk
Losing 2-0 to 10 guys nah Panathinaikos is finished
covert smelt
I see that médina off for Lens 😂
waxen palm
Lens is cooking
waxen palm
https://x.com/actul1_/status/1826629268996247658?s=46
<@708800869944131636> I w...
🤣🤣😭😭
covert smelt
Yes but they hold the result
That's good because in conférence we gonna have Lyon and Lens
deep hawk
I need Pana win
covert smelt
Because you are for Lille
weak viper
That's good because in conférence we gonna have Lyon and Lens
Lyon are in Europa league
weak viper
Yes i forgot they win the french cup
They lost
covert smelt
oh shit
weak viper
https://x.com/Embou_13/status/1826695187193631057?t=52KddVVuBqkX9ziUbvqqdA&s=19 and now we wonder why he is one of the big accounts supporting Bois vert 🤡 🤡
Twitter
covert smelt
It's a shame
waxen palm
Twitter
Hope we will pull this one through asap
Will be a good addition
Also Lens won 2-1 FT
Despite being 10 men for the most part
craggy abyss
i hate life
covert smelt
No i think it was in the plan of will still
craggy abyss
goodbye beautiful france, that's all i had to say
covert smelt
Lol whyb
weak viper
https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1826721016900715014?s=19
hope you get him
frigid acorn
Do you think it will look good on my arm
cunning tendon
open owl
Do you think it will look good on my arm
Need to find the good artist!
modern citrus
<@575299854692122624> you guys are so lucky<:SonnySad:597494360241602580>
we spent 60M this mercato with 0 sold lol
sterile fractal
<@575299854692122624> you guys are so lucky<:SonnySad:597494360241602580>
what a talent he is
sterile fractal
we spent 60M this mercato with 0 sold lol
you got Mamadou Sarr for 10M
that's a huge steal
he has more potential than Lukeba
modern citrus
that's a huge steal
I thought it was just a reasonable price but I saw the anger of lyon fans and realized maybe it was a steal
frigid acorn
Like a real tattoo
Real
snow nacelle
Go for it if you really love football
Maybe on the leg it'll be nicer
And be ready to add more stars
covert smelt
snow nacelle
I'm going to miss tonight's match. Very sad, I was looking forward to it.
Hope we win 3-0
weak viper
you will miss falaye sacko's masterclass what a shame
snow nacelle
I don't know why I had this match on my calendar for Sunday but now it's changed to Friday. Or maybe I wrote it wrongly
weak viper
I don't know why I had this match on my calendar for Sunday but now it's changed...
all games are automatically on sunday at the start of the season and then they choose which game is played at what time a few weeks before the matchday
the only games that are 100% on sunday nights are the top 10 games which are established before the start of the season (both classiques, both olympicos, derbys like lens/lille, asse/fc lyon, maybe monaco/q$g)
weak viper
https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1826971818873258021?t=tVDqvXY2r3FKL-ZUJhYDKQ&s=19
@frigid acorn
open owl
Hope we win 3-0
You're not winning 3-0
covert smelt
PSG beat Montpellier 2-1
frigid acorn
Ur giving PSG money tho
L
open owl
PSG beat Montpellier 2-1
No
We're not scoring 😭🤣😭
Who tf gonna score on this team bro
weak viper
@open owl do you think that it's a good prono or no
I hesitated with 3-0 and this
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covert smelt
https://x.com/OM_Officiel/status/1826997853174010358?t=AVCbgZ0O3ex8p9wCh1ORqg&s=...
Yes i see he signed a New contract until june 2028
elfin jay
https://x.com/OM_Officiel/status/1826997853174010358?t=AVCbgZ0O3ex8p9wCh1ORqg&s=...
at least now his future is secure here
and if we ever sell him, we can demand a lot of money for him
elfin jay
idk who to cheer for between Monaco and Lyon
Monaco are probably gonna be competing with us for top 4 but I hate Lyon
open owl
I forgot to say but
MATCH DAYYYY!!!
4-0 loss day.
Akor misses the first opportunity day.
Goal conceded after goal conceded after goal conceded day.
Falaye Sacko at LB day.
Practicing: Goal PSG. 7-0.
@waxen palm You are... ALIVE!
quiet pulsar
Twitter
open owl
Marseille preparing the bid
waxen palm
<@708800869944131636> You are... ALIVE!
Suddenly?
covert smelt
MATCH DAYYYY!!!
4-0 loss day.
Akor misses the first opportunity day.
Goal conce...
PSG was very good against Le Havre. I think they'll win 4-1 again.
waxen palm
Need a cleansheet this time
open owl
PSG was very good against Le Havre. I think they'll win 4-1 again.
Were they?
3 goals in the last 5 mins
waxen palm
PSG was very good against Le Havre. I think they'll win 4-1 again.
Yeah tho we weren't good in that match
We were lucky not to lose the lead at some point
Just the fact we subbed on our starting players changed the match for us
weak viper
weak viper
that lineup looks like you gonna lose 5-0
waxen palm
Twitter
Holy cook, this is legit our best starting XI (if we get Lookman/Ramos comes back)
Good luck to Montpellier for that
weak viper
GOOAALL MARTIGUESS
floral vigil
No Musa today?
weak viper
No Musa today?
hes benched apparently
floral vigil
yeah it makese me sad
weak viper
Goal Annecy. 1-1.
weak viper
👊 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞̀𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐭...
il va jouer contre son club de coeur
open owl
5 MINUTES LEFT UNTIL KICKOFF!
open owl
il va jouer contre son club de coeur
Hein
Mais il joue pour et contre son club de coeur
ONE MINUTE... I'm off because back to delayed Tod haha very fun thank you very much bein!
waxen palm
KICK-OFF!
waxen palm
🆚 
open owl
Bruh I'm a minute delayed
storm wraith
Lmfao are P$G losing😭💀
weak viper
@waxen palm why is the stadium so empty
open owl
<:psg:1075128016826552331> 🆚 <:Montpellier:1271297344243105812>
PSG vs
waxen palm
<@708800869944131636> why is the stadium so empty
Idk it's weird tbh
weak viper
traffic maybe
waxen palm
No complaints or boycott whatsoever
open owl
Goal PSG. 1-0.
open owl
Cheers spoiled by Sofascore
waxen palm
IT'S HIS SEASON
weak viper
tv off
waxen palm
1-0
void swan
Barcola is just insane
open owl
They're laughing it off because it's a joke
waxen palm
We like early goals here 
weak viper
We like early goals here <:kek:950275700093497355>
that means we'll also score one next sunday
waxen palm
We gonna have a feast, 3 assists in less than 90 mins
loud ridge
so 1-0
weak viper
if they managed to get promoted im defo watching them
deep hawk
Tbh I think Montpellier is gonna play to stay in L1
open owl
KHAZRI MAN
open owl
Tbh I think Montpellier is gonna play to stay in L1
No need for a "tbh", it's our only objective this season
And we don't really aim higher at all
weak viper
It's 100% on Tchato
i just watched the replay and yeah it's 100% him
deep hawk
Montpellier downfall since 2011 😔
deep hawk
End of the world ? 😹
open owl
This is much more important than the current match on TV
weak viper
WTF IS GOING ON IN ORLÉANS
la buvette a pris feu
deep hawk
Twitter
weak viper
not even at the end of the 2nd matchday and this national season is crazy
open owl
Goal PSG. 2-0.
waxen palm
ANOTHER ASSIST FOR JOAO NEVES
open owl
Honest to god this isn't even fair bro
waxen palm
2-0
waxen palm
What a beautiful assist btw hehe
open owl
You're just not good enough
Everyone is stronger & faster than you
You can't do anything genuinely but watch
Honestly I would've forfeited & get ready for Nantes
open owl
This match might hit double digit goals
waxen palm
Twitter
open owl
Fucking END THE FUCKING GAME
THIS IS RIDICULOUS
FOCUS YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES
ALL CAMERAS ARE ON YOU
waxen palm
there is barcola
weak viper
Goal Aubagne!
deep hawk
Montpellier scored ?
waxen palm
Nah
open owl
Montpellier scored ?
🤣🤣
open owl
Funny one Wolffer
Take a good look at the game & tell me who would be half capable of even crossing the penalty area
Not capable
Half capable
deep hawk
Im not watching the game lol
open owl
Sacko yellow cause he sucks
open owl
Im not watching the game lol
Lucky
lyric wasp
🚨 ORLEANS STADIUM ON FIRE
open owl
5 at the back to eat a goal from a one-two in the middle of the penalty box 😭😭🤣
I swear to god I'm acc laughing
raven forge
open owl
Commentator laughing at Montpellier
Rightfully so
"They actually can't cross the middle of the stadium (laugh), all roads are blocked, this is what we're seeing right now (laugh)"
weak viper
GOOALLL AUBAGNEEE
waxen palm
Wtf are they doing lmaooo
weak viper
WHAT A COMEBACK
lyric wasp
waxen palm
MHSC have lost the plot
open owl
?
waxen palm
You lads make lots of fouls rn
raven forge
Commentator laughing at Montpellier
We pee on DAZN
waxen palm
Should've been a yellow for pulling Barcola btw
raven forge
open owl
You lads make lots of fouls rn
So what
We can't do anything else
Look at our team what can you do in their place?
Khazri very close
waxen palm
We can't do anything else
You could've red cards
open owl
Tchato finally one good interception
waxen palm
Good try WZE
deep hawk
Mhsc is washed
open owl
Nah
But also what do you expect bro
Just give us 1 euro to spend please like
We're playing SACKO which is an ADVANTAGE for PSG on his WRONG POSITION and we're also playing TCHATO which is currently on contract with terrorism groups
waxen palm
Finally a yellow
open owl
Match so shit even "All Montpellier" is watching Bundesliga 😭😭
https://x.com/all_montpellier/status/1827062596123402544?s=46
Twitter
floral vigil
Good thing Musa isnt in
pseudo jolt
is joao neves the goat?
weak viper
Pls don't bottle this
weak viper
is joao neves the goat?
Couldn't even beat the worst OM side since 2016
open owl
Goal Annecy. 2-3.
Why's everyone doing this I just realized
😭😭😭
I love u guys I hope ur not making fun of me because my team sucks
weak viper
I love u guys I hope ur not making fun of me because my team sucks
I didn't copy you at all
open owl
Good start of 2nd half tbh
It sucks that you need to concede 2 before they realize it's too much
& they start defending
Now it's too late
waxen palm
Kouyate yellow
waxen palm
Why's everyone doing this I just realized
I mean you told us to do that when we were scored against
GOALLLLL
BARCOLAAAAAA
Dembele assist
open owl
Goal PSG. 3-0.
waxen palm
3-0
snow marsh
barcola 2 games 3 goals
dense bane
Nah, psg are winning the UCL in the next 3 years. So many good, young players.
open owl
Nah, psg are winning the UCL in the next 3 years. So many good, young players.
I hear this sentence everytime we play against PSG
dense bane
I hear this sentence everytime we play against PSG
They are so good tho. They play as a team. That midfield looks so good.
open owl
Goal PSG. 4-0.
dense bane
No man. They look good
waxen palm
(not hyping up tho)
waxen palm
5-0
waxen palm
nah everyone cookin
loud ridge
5-0 lets goo
open owl
Akor on, TV back on
floral vigil
Too late
open owl
AKORRRRRR
WHAT A SHOTTTTT
HOLYYYY
SHOULD'VE PASSED TO MOUSSA
Dude this attack is refreshing
floral vigil
Why didn’t they start
open owl
Shit manager
But he can play well against Nantes, Angers and Auxerre so we keep him
Mousa getting a bit angered by Akor now
2nd time couldNve been clear goal
MOUSA
Great chemistry with Tchato and nice fresh entry
Issoufou & Tchato. What a fucking funny interaction. 74:30
Sums up our entire season
deep hawk
What is the score ?
snow marsh
What is the score ?
5-0
deep hawk
💀
snow marsh
bro mbaye is only 16 years old
open owl
He's scoring
west isle
Woah PSG lol
snow marsh
LEE KANG IN
open owl
Goal PSG. 6-0.
rapid sail
bro only score bangers
modern citrus
@open owl how can you even sleep after this
open owl
<@737877645903134862> how can you even sleep after this
I'll ping you here at 4 AM to tell you that I just don't man
This is our heaviest loss since 1992
& our heaviest loss against PSG in our history
modern citrus
1992 💀
weak viper
https://x.com/MontpellierHSC/status/1827080350490599605?t=J4vJlTG-KndTu1PsvXCbBw&s=19 bro thought he was bluefrfr 😭
Twitter
modern citrus
oh my god
west isle
they've gone beyond the 5-0 now lol
west isle
Hahaha
open owl
How did Maamma not play?
Bro this commentator absolutely lost it
He's shouting Teji Savanier when Chotard was shooting
Savanier has been off for 15 minutes
FT. Fuck you
waxen palm
🤣🤣🤣🤣
weak viper
Anyways I hope Laurent nicollin liked this restaurant
waxen palm
FT
open owl
Anyways I hope Laurent nicollin liked this restaurant
And fuck him too
waxen palm
6-0
open owl
Sell the club to Chelsea
waxen palm
We're back on top for now
loud ridge
gges 6-0
waxen palm
What a cool performance from the lads
elfin berry
Is anyone playing sorare here?
open owl
This same club was about to eliminate PSG in the Coupe de France semifinals just 3 years ago on one last missed sudden death penalty. And these semifinals were preceded by 3 seasons where we needed 1 or 2 points to reach Europe thru our league position. Top 8. Top 8. Top 6.
What happened to my club, to be honest I have no idea
weak viper
Montpellier are definitely getting relegation playoffs at most
open owl
Montpellier are definitely getting relegation playoffs at most
Honestly?
Call me crazy and stupid & dumb
I'm not worried about relegation
I think there are 3 worse teams than us this season
I don't have any expectations for this season but I'm also not worried, this team can perform against smaller teams and we can turn up when needed
It's just that recently, with this whole gimmick of being a shit poor club getting marched on by the giants with no hope, we cannot turn up to any match with high stakes and not shit ourselves
sterile fractal
PSG will go downfall. Lyon had the same start of the season in 2019-20
snow nacelle
I don't have any expectations for this season but I'm also not worried, this tea...
I hope so
waxen palm
PSG will go downfall. Lyon had the same start of the season in 2019-20
We ain't you guys bruh 😭
Twitter
This club is now going better since the Mbappe departure
(So far but it's going good)
spark pivot
<:psg:1075128016826552331> 6-0 <:Montpellier:1271297344243105812>
Y’all cooked today.
snow nacelle
https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1827096013149978783?t=XtFsLnHSA-T2ixSRdN5GlA&s=19
What a lovely team coming together 🥹🩷
snow nacelle
Was psg rly good yesterday or montpellier just bad
I don't remember us scoring 6 in a game in a long time
sterile fractal
Was psg rly good yesterday or montpellier just bad
Montpellier is disastrous team
Ligue 2 level because 0 recruit this summer
weak viper
Ligue 2 level because 0 recruit this summer
if you remove savanier and chotard it's a lowtable ligue 2 team
weak viper
Nah, psg are winning the UCL in the next 3 years. So many good, young players.
Q$G winning 4-1 and 6-0 against ligue 2 teams : "Wow this team looks so good for now they might win the ucl"
OM winning 5-1 against UCL team Brest : "AtTeNtIoN à L'eNfLaMaDe C'eSt QuE bReSt"
snow nacelle
Ligue 2 level because 0 recruit this summer
I think @open owl u should play for them
covert smelt
Q$G winning 4-1 and 6-0 against ligue 2 teams : "Wow this team looks so good for...
The game against Lille will reveal more.
covert smelt
Can we talk abt hakimis goal
On sait tes marocain frro mais hakimi is finito
covert smelt
Oh barcola 💙💎
Overated
mystic plover
On sait tes marocain frro mais hakimi is finito
Non il est pas finito,he carriying psg bro
covert smelt
Non il est pas finito,he carriying psg bro
Tu viens de quel ville
mystic plover
Tu viens de quel ville
Au maroc ?
covert smelt
Oui
mystic plover
Also why you asking 😂
covert smelt
Jsp juste pour voir si t'aimes bien raja
coral dust
what happened to Lorient game?
covert smelt
what happened to Lorient game?
There was objects who are threw by supporters of two teams
weak viper
bein sports shouldn't kill football
covert smelt
Bein sport tue le foot
covert smelt
Bein sport tue le foot
De toute façon Bein je vais le dire mais en honnêteté ça n'a jamais été une chaîne de foot
Ils ont juste volé la concurrence a canal +
covert smelt
De toute façon Bein je vais le dire mais en honnêteté ça n'a jamais été une chaî...
Non t'abuses
Je rigole
Canal+ avant c'était ligue 1 pl Liga
LDC
Nan mais Bein historiquement c'est reconnu supérieur a toutes les chaînes sportives
Enfin voilà on a tous vécu avec Bein
Non moi avec canal+
weak viper
moi aussi c'est plus canal+ quand meme
covert smelt
moi aussi c'est plus canal+ quand meme
Pl ligue 1 rugby F1 motogp
waxen palm
Time for 
vs 
open owl
No joke Lyon vs Monaco is one of the most exciting matches cause it's two very equal-leveled teams
Like the most equal match I can think of in the league imo
weak viper
No joke Lyon vs Monaco is one of the most exciting matches cause it's two very e...
?? Lyon are trash
I would rather say OM Vs Monaco
weak viper
La fameuse "ferveur lyonnaise"
open owl
Fofana horrible
Lmfao
This guy tripped on the ball for the 2nd time this match
Embolo even worse
This league sucks bro
weak viper
Everyone misses everything I feel
Only Zakaria is decent for Monaco rn
NOO MINAMINO
Why didn't he shoot straight away
waxen palm
What a save from Perri
open owl
🔥🔥😭
covert smelt
Lamine camara it's good to try but you need to be more precise
open owl
Big collision between Laca and Köhn
waxen palm
GOAL
west isle
YES! BEN SEGHIR
waxen palm
waxen palm
Ben Seghir opens the score
weak viper
1-0
covert smelt
Lyon 2 loses for moment
waxen palm
At this rate it will be like last season
weak viper
That's what happens when refs aren't helping you
quick sorrel
Ben shger so good
open owl
Goall
west isle
CAMARAAA!!!!
open owl
Camara !!
west isle
GET IN
open owl
The pressure map is actually concerning
weak viper
GOOOOALLLLLLLLL
covert smelt
Lamine camara
weak viper
NOOOO AKLIOUCHE WHAT
open owl
Akliouche that was so selfish
covert smelt
You talking too bad of akliouche
Okay he Can make mistakes
But it's the beginning
Of the Season
weak viper
Brother we know he is good he just did shit there
covert smelt
It's the beginning you can't judge
weak viper
He still did shit there tho
Ça arrive de rater mais y avait beaucoup mieux à faire là
weak viper
Mais on le juge pas
On a pas dit qu'il est nul
Il a juste fait de la merde sur le coup c'est tout il a fait un bon match quand même
covert smelt
Ouais mais les erreurs on les apprend
Lyon n'a perdu que deux matchs
Ils peuvent toujours se rattraper
Ils reçoivent Strasbourg
covert smelt
Je pense que le problème de Lyon c'est pas Lyon c'est la ligue 1
C'est les droits TV
weak viper
Cette saison ils pourront pas faire de comeback en plus
L'année dernière ils ont été chanceux parce qu'à part le q$g et Monaco tout le monde était trop inconstant
covert smelt
Non a cause des droit TV et de la brune
weak viper
Et beaucoup étaient nuls à chier (comme nous)
weak viper
Non a cause des droit TV et de la brune
Oui ben ils ont qu'à gérer leur argent
Qu'ils payent mikautadze déjà
Et qu'ils arrêtent leurs magouilles avec leurs clubs sattelites pour les transferts
weak viper
Mais ils perdent pas à cause des droits TV hein
weak viper
Oui labrune est débile mais c'est pas une excuse
mystic plover
Mouais
waxen palm
Lmao
covert smelt
Not great now is it Camara?
Lamine camara the player of Metz
waxen palm
Red card Monaco
covert smelt
Red card Monaco
Who IS off of the pitch
vs
covert smelt
Yes
sterile fractal
trop trop nul
this season, memes gonna go crazy
sterile fractal
Remember this Lyon will play <:UEL:1118982097844047922> this season, memes gonna...
dw we different in Europe
we were 7th in Ligue 1 in the same season we reached UCL semis
covert smelt
De toute façon Lyon c'est que le début de saison tout peut changer (anyway Lyon it's the beginning or Season everything Can change)
sterile fractal
faut degager vite Caqueret
covert smelt
faut degager vite Caqueret
Et mettre qui a la place
sterile fractal
Et mettre qui a la place
des recrues
covert smelt
Car almada ne vient qu'en janvier
sterile fractal
an American midfielder from Venezia gonna sign for us tmr
covert smelt
an American midfielder from Venezia gonna sign for us tmr
You talk about tessman but he IS cdm
I think for me it's not a problem
Of président or coach in Lyon it's the team
If they play seriously they win
covert smelt
an American midfielder from Venezia gonna sign for us tmr
Mais il pue
Il est éclaté
Je te jure
Aux JO il était terrifiant
A l'OL tu vas voir
De qui tessman?
storm wraith
Why is bro speaking baguette
covert smelt
Who ?
storm wraith
@covert smelt
weak viper
I used to watch ligue 1 when lyon and Marseille were good
ben y a que nous qui a pas changé
weak viper
Why is bro speaking baguette
because you can speak french here?
lyric wasp
why is our ultra section empty 💀
weak viper
why is our ultra section empty 💀
probably protesting or ban
west isle
Red card Monaco
Glad we got the points, but i could do without the red card there, Camara.....
lyric wasp
@normal yacht Do you know why the DVEs arent in the normal DVE stand ?
weak viper
@lyric wasp i just checked and the bottom part of the north stand is closed
so it is an ultras ban
lyric wasp
💀 we did nothing wrong
pseudo island
Mbappé is pretty good
pseudo island
Why is bro speaking baguette
Its ligue 1 chat were allowed here
lyric wasp
almost scored
pseudo island
People speak german in bundesliga
pseudo island
almost scored
Yeah but the shot was tough
He did a good run tho
I like mbappé hes good
And omg sahraoui is too good
covert smelt
almost scored
Is Ethan Mbappe any good?
covert smelt
Hes pretty good
At what?
lyric wasp
at football
pseudo island
At what?
He does good runs and has a decent work rate hes smart and pretty fast aswell
His positioning is good too
pseudo island
It was good for him to choose Lille.
Yeah great choice
pseudo island
Similar to Mbappe.
No he dribbles less and he defends way more
But yeah in general his playstyle is similar to his brother just different position
lyric wasp
bro got a card for what???
sterile fractal
Mais il pue
surely better than Caqueret
west isle
oh woah
sterile fractal
https://fxtwitter.com/Scipionista/status/1827391057081909427
horrendous
west isle
Yeah it's absolutely concerning
wouldn't happen under my watch, though
covert smelt
<@456226577798135808>
Quoi
covert smelt
surely better than Caqueret
Non frérot
D'ailleurs Cherki qu'accepte Fulham 
Mais quel golmon
T'as eu paris, Dortmund et Leipzig qui veulent de toi mais non ce p'tit con va aller a Fulham club de maintient
Je préfère rester a l'OL si c'est ça
sterile fractal
T'as eu paris, Dortmund et Leipzig qui veulent de toi mais non ce p'tit con va a...
Dortmund et Leipzig le voulaient au début mais ils se retirent du dossier
Il a refusé que le psg
covert smelt
Bah refuser le PSG dsl mais ptdrrr
west isle
if things don't improve for Lyon they're gonna get another shakedown from the ultras like they did after a 4-1 defeat to PSG are they?
sterile fractal
if things don't improve for Lyon they're gonna get another shakedown from the ul...
100%
we spent 130M this summer, compared to 30M last summer
west isle
for a club like Lyon, you'd 100% have to think things would've improved after they huge rescue mission they did last year
waxen palm
Il a refusé que le psg
On l'a refusé plutôt, il rentrait plus dans nos plans
sterile fractal
On l'a refusé plutôt, il rentrait plus dans nos plans
no, he refused first then PSG turned to Doué
sterile fractal
for a club like Lyon, you'd 100% have to think things would've improved after th...
we did hella spendings, but they're all gone wrong atm
west isle
we did hella spendings, but they're all gone wrong atm
not only the signings, but the amount of coaches you went through last year too, WTF has Textor done to this club?
so far as i recall we only spent 11mil this year only to make the Kehrer signing permanent
sterile fractal
west isle
Yea i just did a overview myself of that list
waxen palm
no, he refused first then PSG turned to Doué
Je vois pas ça sur les sources que j'ai consultées mais bon si tu le dis
Refuser le PSG c'est qqch quand même
sterile fractal
not only the signings, but the amount of coaches you went through last year too,...
he's busy selling his parts of Crystal Palace to purchase Everton lmao
waxen palm
Yep it's almost done
sterile fractal
west isle
at least Sean Dyche knows how to keep a club up in this situation
Also, 0 Goals in 2 games as well
shambolic from Lyon
sterile fractal
Mikautadze missed a pen vs Rennes
west isle
oh dear
covert smelt
Me i know why Lyon Lost
They miss investment and application
It's good to recruit players but After it's the investment and application who are main facts
lyric wasp
warra miss
waxen palm
Lille 2-0
Bayo
But will it stand
Yep
First good MPP prediction right
FT, 
2-0 
Up to the final game which is 
v 
L1 back to Geoffroy Guichard since 2 seasons
waxen palm
Still 0-0 in Saint-Étienne
weak viper
Not anymore
open owl
Dalloglio... having a smoke & sighing
weak viper
0-2 wtf sainté
covert smelt
Lyon ----> L2
waxen palm
Not the return they expected
https://x.com/ASSEofficiel/status/1306697726365708288?t=6PIg1pxy2ZsKIJ-Cfyl48g&s=19 qui se souvient???
Twitter
Le downfall est monumental 
weak viper
https://x.com/ASSEofficiel/status/1306697726365708288?t=6PIg1pxy2ZsKIJ-Cfyl48g&s...
je me rappelle de ça aussi
Twitter
waxen palm
Holy cook 😂🔥
weak viper
https://x.com/ASSEofficiel/status/1306697726365708288?t=6PIg1pxy2ZsKIJ-Cfyl48g&s...
(btw this game was their first time winning at the velodrome in almost 45 years)
weak viper
https://x.com/AlertesInfos/status/1827450935758770463?t=wAFwqL-RfjCKhNFmOzxOYw&s...
NOOOO
waxen palm
They just don't want us to boycott against DAZN ffs
open owl
u guys better not subscribe to dazn even if all the telegram stuff stops right
tod with an egypt vpn is 5 euro per month for premier league, championship, la liga 1 & 2, bundesliga 1 & 2, ligue 1, ligue 2, ucl, uel, uecl 😭 english commentary tho except for ligue 2 games it's french
unlimited replays too, i just know @frigid acorn is enjoying
modern citrus
tod with an egypt vpn is 5 euro per month for premier league, championship, la l...
I'll come back to you someday for this
didn't get subscription yet cuz well iptv but I might need it in a few months
open owl
my family also has iptv but i really enjoy the replay match feature on tod that i just can't seem to get on iptv
cause even if you find some iptv package that uploads matches, tod has these super handy landmarks on every match that you can just click on
the target icon means shot on target, then the football means a goal was scored
get the FHD package, 4K is useless cause the matches aren't even in 4K it's acc dumb 💀 false advertising
frigid acorn
unlimited replays too, i just know <@194234052595810304> is enjoying <:kekw:9506...
Yes I am
I get to rewatch Aston Villa v Arsenal
I was at a festival meal so I couldn’t watch properly
Now I can 😍
supple gulch
Lyon have lost 2 in a row is it too soon to be alarmed or do you think they'll bounce back?
errant flare
PSG beat Montpellier 6-0 in Ligue 1 Matchday 2
PSG beat Montpellier 6-0 at the Parc des Princes in their first home game of the season. Bradley Barcola scored twice, opening the scoring in the 4th minute. 19-year-old Joao Neves assisted the first two goals, showing excellent form and creativity. Marco Asensio scored the second after a great team move (24'). Bradley Barcola scored the third after an assist from Ousmane Dembélé (53'). Achraf Hakimi added the fourth after a pass from Nuno Mendes (58'). 18-year-old Warren Zaire-Emery scored the fifth after an assist from Ousmane Dembélé (60'). Kang-In Lee completed the scoreline with a precise shot from inside the penalty area (82'). PSG dominated the entire match, controlling possession and tempo. La Paillade had few chances, with Gianluigi Donnarumma successfully saving the only dangerous shot. Bradley Barcola stood out from the crowd, replacing Kylian Mbappé as the leader of the attack. Michel Der Zakarian's men were frustrated, resulting in several yellow cards, including for Wahbi Khazri (57'). Luis Enrique gave his substitutes a chance, who also put in solid performances. The Red and Blues dominated their opponents and are preparing for their next match against Lille.
weak viper
u guys better not subscribe to dazn even if all the telegram stuff stops right
Dw I don't need it at the moment
weak viper
Twitter
covert smelt
@open owl merci d'être passé au magasin !
sudden sonnet
**PSG beat Montpellier 6-0 in Ligue 1 Matchday 2**
PSG beat Montpellier 6-0 at ...
how is Willian Pacho doing at PSG
covert smelt
how is Willian Pacho doing at PSG
He's very good. Strong,fast and gets physical unlike Marquinhos. But it's only been 2 games so far.
frigid acorn
waxen palm
Stepping on OW's owner () isn't very nice
weak viper
W
waxen palm
v 
has started
weak viper
what's good with ultras sections in lateral stands is that the broadcasters can't hide their banners
"Bein sports kills ligue 2" "le con, laburne et le truand" 😭
Goooalll Lens
1-0
great goal
Chavez
open owl
Brest first team to get relegated while playing in UCL 💀
weak viper
Brest are now 17th with the same gd as fc lyon
weak viper
i wonder if dazn knows that they have to decrease stadium volume when we play at home
what a miss
by lens
weak viper
i wonder if dazn knows that they have to decrease stadium volume when we play at...
it's gonna be funny when we score our first goal and you won't even be able to hear the commentators
weak viper
nn mdr
covert smelt
Moi aussi
Ya 5000 façons de regarder la L1 gratuitement mais des golmons veulent perdre leur argent
true ridge
Ou on peur regarder ?
covert smelt
Quel match
true ridge
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