ligue-1

[weak viper]

not clauss

[covert smelt]

Against Atalanta Marseille got outclassed. It's the team that needs to improve not just Clauss.

[weak viper]

ik

but clauss can go

and tbh even leverkusen got smashed soo

atalanta was just extremely good

[covert smelt]

If you check the stats it was an even game. Equal possession and shots on target. But against Marseille they were dominating and outclassed everyone.

It didn't look like a 3-0 game for Leverkusen.

[weak viper]

they still lost though

and if you watched the home game we were dominating

we could have even won 2-1 if auba didn't miss a sitter

[covert smelt]

What do you think about Aubameyang leaving?

[weak viper]

i'm sad that he leaves but happy that we got 10 mil

[covert smelt]

He went to some Saudi Club.

The Saudi Pro League is cooking.

[covert smelt]

Who's replacing him?

[weak viper]

https://x.com/girondins/status/1814238764950225007?t=tk0LcasQHCFcKEv9rcS6-A&s=19 😭

FC Girondins de Bordeaux (@girondins) on X

😎 SOLDES D’ÉTÉ, DERNIÈRE DÉMARQUE ! ☀️

Jusqu’au mardi 23 juillet 2024, profitez de la période estivale pour réaliser des bonnes affaires, en ligne et en boutique ! ⛱️🔵⚪

➡️ https://t.co/8h8X1WsAAd

Twitter · Jul 19, 2024, 10:00 AM

Worst timing of all time

[weak viper]

We don't know yet

Maybe Sanchez or Nketiah

[open owl]

Uninstalling

[cloud bison]

Second degré

[lyric wasp]

ca devrait etre gratuit mdr

[balmy glen]

Le dépôt de bilan est officiel ??

J'avais l'impression que ce ne serait qu'après le retour au DNCG

[weak viper]

Should have never downloaded it in the first place

[opal drift]

I forgot Icardi existed 😭

[open owl]

KICKOFF!!!

TIME TO DESTROY A CHAMPIONS LEAGUE TEAM!

MHSC - GIRONA
Friendly #1

Oh kickoff was delayed, anyway Girona YOU ARE DEAD!

[covert smelt]

Ils ont plus Savio vous allez les bouffer

Par contre ya l'ukrainien la

Dovbyk

Bah il est fort

[open owl]

GOAAAALLLLLL

NORDIIIINNN

Goal Girona. 1-1.

[open owl]

Dovbyk goal

Goal Girona. 2-1.

Khazri on for Fayad & we concede.

Dovbyk brace

Mbappé is so bad

(our CB)

[open owl]

GOAAAALLLLLL

Khazri 💀

[open owl]

Goal Girona. 3-2.

GOALL KHAZRI 😭😭💀

FT 3-3 bro wtf is this

[waxen palm]

Great game lmao

[open owl]

https://x.com/mhscdatabase/status/1814619395563413644?s=46
Could Khazri be in contention for the 2024 Ballon d'Or?

MHSC Database (@MHSCdatabase) on X

📊 Wahbi Khazri a marqué plus de buts lors de ce match de préparation contre @GironaFC (2) que pendant toute la saison dernière (1). #TeamMHSC

Twitter · Jul 20, 2024, 11:12 AM

[languid raptor]

Who?

[weak viper]

wahbi khazri

aka R9 when he plays against us

[radiant thunder]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1814680534632579233?t=--wvkmC6fVubfnhEdFIRtA&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴🔵 Paris Saint-Germain are already planning to advance on Victor Osimhen deal next week.

New round of talks with Napoli while the player gave his green light to PSG, as reported days ago.

↪️🇳🇬 Osimhen, not even on the bench for Napoli friendly game today.

Twitter · Jul 20, 2024, 3:15 PM

[weak viper]

https://x.com/ActuL1_/status/1814674095457403054?t=-IqwSdySzBuBCN-pR1ajQA&s=19 why would you do that in a friendly

Actu Ligue 1 (@ActuL1_) on X

Un cameraman est pris pour cible à jet de goblets par certains supporters... 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

#OHLRCL 0-0

Twitter · Jul 20, 2024, 2:49 PM

[woeful ermine]

https://x.com/UniversBayern/status/1814655909072674921?t=av-2rQ73MNdFJ4p1jJE51A&s=19

Univers Bayern (@UniversBayern) on X

🚨 BREAKING : Xavi Simons a informé le PSG qu'il restait. 🔴🇳🇱

Lors d'un intense appel téléphonique, Xavi Simons a fait part au club de son envie de rester quelques jours de plus en vacances avant sa signature à Munich.

Twitter · Jul 20, 2024, 1:37 PM

Translate

[weak viper]

he wants to stay a few days more on vacation before signing to munich

[lunar gust]

Hojbjerg to Marseille

[weak viper]

?

COME ON

[lunar gust]

Pierre Emile Hojbjerg arrive a l'OM

13.5m

[weak viper]

HE KNOCKED US OUT OF THE UCL BUT STILL W

[lunar gust]

Now the GK should follow

Either Vallès or Samba or else

And Nketiah Hwang not far

[weak viper]

valles isn't coming

• hojbjerg speaks french so it's good

[lunar gust]

Oh thought he still was

[weak viper]

nah he wants to go to betis

[lunar gust]

Betis wants Marseille money

Anyway I don't think Samba fits in there as well as Jorgensen could be

Without European football as well

[weak viper]

de zerbi effect

[lunar gust]

Like Lyon you must get it or Ur gonna sell a lot

[azure sluice]

PSG owning ligue 1

[lunar gust]

UCL when ?

Sporting director when ?

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1814789807312093601 only for 13.5 mil too?

La Minute OM (@LaMinuteOM_) on X

🚨 | 🔵⚪ Pierre Émile Højbjerg va bien s'engager à l'OM dans les prochaines heures !

• Le millieu Danois est attendu à Marseille dans les jours qui suivent

• 💵 Prêt avec option d'achat obligatoire à hauteur de 13,5 M €

QUEL COUP DE MAÎTRE

#TeamOM | #MercatOM

(

Twitter · Jul 20, 2024, 10:29 PM

[lunar gust]

Yeah as I said

[weak viper]

loan with obligation to buy

[lunar gust]

4y contract, 13.5m loan with obligation to buy

[weak viper]

if they don't welcome him at the airport...

[lunar gust]

And according to some it's not over yet

[weak viper]

ik

in longoria and benatia we trust

they are cooking

now we wait for nketiah hwang carboni and a goalie

[lunar gust]

To be honest I'm not sure abt the bench but we'll see

[weak viper]

he doesn't want to leave

[lunar gust]

Eh still an upgrade from Veretout Rongier and others

[weak viper]

henrique will stay

apparently it's not a priority as de zerbi likes lirola

[lunar gust]

Doesn't Gigot goes to a Turkish club ?

[weak viper]

nah cause he wants to stay...

[lunar gust]

Restes is an interesting shout, VERY young but high potential, maybe would need a season to be 2nd GK then going 1st, thing is Toulouse may ask a LOT

[azure sluice]

Hello

[weak viper]

i think he needs to stay at least one more season at toulouse

[lunar gust]

I'd give him at least one season that's for sure

[weak viper]

look at lafont he left too soon and now he became shit

[lunar gust]

Now give him a season as 2nd GK or wait at Toulouse then get him IF he doesn't get bought in the middle

[lunar gust]

He was good for Fiorentina, it's just FC Nantes being DOGSHIT

Koen Casteels ?

He's 32 mate, Samba is younger

[weak viper]

casteels is in saudi arabia now

he will never come

[lunar gust]

Either way I would've preferred Lopez one more season while Restes is 2nd so now that Lopez leaves Restes can be promoted

[weak viper]

yeah

[lunar gust]

But Marseille GK is weird since u have Blanco and Simon behind as well as the young one from the academy

[weak viper]

blanco isn't that bad

[lunar gust]

Having 4gk or more is just not optimal at all

[weak viper]

and simon never had achance to play

[lunar gust]

Yeah Simon

[weak viper]

Ngapandouetnbu

[lunar gust]

Costed 5 mil I expect kinda more from just that penalty shootout

[weak viper]

unfortunately dosso left the club

i know he probably became way better but i remember his awful season with monaco

[lunar gust]

Idk if Monaco wants to sell to a direct rival

I'd rather get Majecki or the Nice GK

[weak viper]

we will never get nice gk

[lunar gust]

Like if it was up to me I'd get Todibo and the GK

But Todibo seems to go to Juve

[weak viper]

bro bulka played at q$g

he is old now + mid season

still he was there

[lunar gust]

Bulka yeah that's the name

[weak viper]

and nice are rivals too even though a lot of players played in both clubs

[lunar gust]

Yeah true he's coming from psg but doesn't he have a revenge to take

[weak viper]

managers are different

[lunar gust]

He was more Blanc's assistant

[weak viper]

blanc is a OM legend and coached our 3 biggest rivals (bordeaux, q$g and fc lyon)

btw who is the last player to play for us and q$g?

lass diarra?

[lunar gust]

That's gonna be expensive as hell

If he never made that season that would've been playable

[weak viper]

with ben arfa too

[lunar gust]

Now for Marseille you're closer to Kepa than Lunin

And I don't think Kepa's salary deserves a go

75m release clause and Porto needs big money fast, afaik 60m could do it and I don't think Marseille can spend 60m right now on a transfer after all these

[azure sluice]

Kepa could be a very good GK for you guys

[weak viper]

jan oblak 🤷‍♂️

diogo costa is way too expensive

i was being sarcastic

[lunar gust]

4 iirc

Kepa Sanchez Bettinelli and Petrovic ig

[weak viper]

too expensive too

i would get martinez but i don't think he'll leave villa after qualifying for ucl

he has the OM mentality

stop suggesting the best gk 😭 they are too expensive for us

[lunar gust]

Mate thinks Marseille can splash 80m rn

Without European football

For me the GK choice establishes what you are looking for toward the future, old and experienced = short, and hope one of your talents can work out, get younger and maybe more expensive = short not because he's fading but you need to make some money if he plays well

[weak viper]

still a shame dosso didn't get a pro contract

[lunar gust]

You are paying the weird choice of paying 5m for Blanco for a N2 spot when Simon was waiting already, showing that he wouldn't be considered in the hierarchy

Market value doesn't make the final transfer

It's just an estimated amount of money, that could be it but most likely isn't

And it's fair

Just know that GKs are VERY underrated in that aspect

Like Maignan's market value is around 38 mil

Milan would NEVER sell him for so cheap

[weak viper]

our transfer window

[lunar gust]

Waiting for that breaking transfer

Like a small Brazilian wonderkid for 60m like Chelsea

[weak viper]

We aren't putting 60 millions

Our record is 27 million

[lunar gust]

That was before Lunin broke it all huh

Also what could be a great point for Marseille is that sadly Lunin had a bad Euro and Trubin (Benfica) played the rest of the games

[cunning tendon]

Full of racists

[weak viper]

How is this racist

[cunning tendon]

Always taking shots at us

French people

“Autistic”

[weak viper]

Nah he takes shots at Q$G players because he managed us

[cunning tendon]

You’re defending someone who’s racist

[weak viper]

Tell me one racist thing he said

[cunning tendon]

Taking shots at us

[weak viper]

And?

You don't know what question he was asked

Maybe he just answered a question

Yes a lot of Argentinians are racists but just assuming one is racist because he says bad things on a black player is just wrong

(and tbh I kinda agree with him except the autistic part)

[cunning tendon]

One?

😭

[cunning tendon]

Same kind of

[weak viper]

?

[cunning tendon]

My bad

I didn’t read it carefully

[weak viper]

It's okay

[azure sluice]

Bro don't start

[weak viper]

Start what

[azure sluice]

Calling us QSG bro that's disrespect

[weak viper]

That's called banter

[azure sluice]

Oh ok

Ngl I hope y'all finally win a trophy

[weak viper]

Btw

https://tenor.com/view/heiitse-cfc-chelsea-fc-ngolo-kante-matchday-gif-23854211

We're finally back to business

We're facing Nîmes Olympique at the RLD center

Assaf casse-toi 🔥

[azure sluice]

Si vous gagnez pas c'est grave

[weak viper]

C'est qu'un match amical ça veut rien dire

[azure sluice]

Peut importe vous avez comme même l'avantage

[weak viper]

yh ik

[errant flare]

Legia close to a hit transfer from France

Legia Warszawa are active in the summer transfer window and plan to bring in another player. Frenchman Migouel Alfarela from the second league SC Bastia will fly to Warsaw next week to undergo medical tests. After their successful completion, he will sign a contract with the club. This transfer was negotiated for a long time, and Legia's final offer amounted to approximately one million euros.

Source: WP SportoweFakty

[open owl]

Unfortunately with this mercato I think Marseille are no longer our dogs 🥲

[weak viper]

The dogs en question

[open owl]

shut up

still our dogs

our southern dawgs

like nimes

[weak viper]

https://x.com/OM_Officiel/status/1815044392891130149?t=k9qBYDDGmejU676xrCkKfw&s=19 ABDALLAH IS STARTING OMG

Olympique de Marseille (@OM_Officiel) on X

𝙇𝘼 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙊 #OMNO 👥

Les 11 Olympiens alignés par coach De Zerbi pour débuter cette première rencontre de prépa’ 💪

Twitter · Jul 21, 2024, 3:21 PM

[open owl]

Pimes is playing??? 😭

that's CRAZY

they're eating 6

[weak viper]

Last year we also played them and they took a vitinha brace 😭

[weak viper]

what a great game 🔥

j'adore le moment où on peut voir le match

oh it's finally about to start

they just came on the pitch

Kickoff!

the post on the middle of the screen isn't there anymore tho...

btw balerdi is captain W

holy shit moumbagna just got annihilated

twitch

https://www.twitch.tv/omofficial

you have to sub tho

[waxen palm]

Lmaooooo how can you say that 😂

You ain't real for this

[weak viper]

it's just for the friendlies

so today and the next 2 games against toulon and pau

yeah

but if you have amazon prime you can sub for free

[weak viper]

the games against sunderland and augsburg will be on tv so for free

click on sub

and after you'll see "use your prime sub" or something like that

oh you're on mobile

did you link your twitch account with amazon?

if you don't link the thing won't show up apparently

maybe in the account settings

i don't think that is supposed to happen

look at the jerseys numbers

Goal Nîmes. 0-1.

HT

second half just started

STERNAL PLAYING

LESS GOO

yh

so now we have simon in goal

soglo nyakossi daou and lirola in defence

sellami and lafont in cm

futur ballon d'or

Goal Nimes. 2-0.

wtf did daou do

[waxen palm]

Lmfao

[weak viper]

actually it's van neck

no communication

yh

[weak viper]

• mughe sternal ben seghir and bakola in the attack

so except lirola we only have youngsters playing

weird thing is that with the youngsters our defence is shit but with the main team the attack is shit

kone is still in vacation

yh of course

sternal almost scored

he will when he will be in marseille

because they still haven't posted the video

yeah

darryl bakola

he can play everywhere on the pitch

sternal and bakola still haven't signed a pro contract tho

btw he is number 40 i think

the smallest guy on the team

no

i don't think he'll play tbh

yeah

moumbagna, harit, ounahi, kondogbia, meite, brassier, balerdi, merlin, blanco, luis henrique

btw except greenwood and kone the others won't play a single game

• rongier who's still injured

and murillo

btw koum went on for soglo

[weak viper]

49 actually

no it was ben seghir

the brother of eliesse from monaco

i would have loved to see nadir too

[weak viper]

also he isn't in the club anymore

the defence is really shit bruh

if we could fuse our youngsters attack with the main team defence...

FT

we must buy forwards

it sucks because one goal was just us giving a goal away

but how did the youngsters have more big chances than the pros 💀

[open owl]

LOL

WHAT

NIMES BEAT OM 2-0 ????

WHATT

IM PISSING MYSELF

AHAHHA

non arrête c'est trop

[open owl]

message of the century

[weak viper]

Oui bon après on a joué la moitié du match avec des minots hein

Et la première mi temps c'était la même équipe en pire que l'année dernière avec brassier en +

[open owl]

Et vous vous êtes pris le même nombre de buts avec les 2 équipes

A et B

ptdr

https://x.com/L1NoContext/status/1815082876909900166

Out of Context Ligue 1 (@L1NoContext) on X

Twitter · Jul 21, 2024, 5:54 PM

HABIB BEYE EN PÔLE

[weak viper]

can't wait for the ultras to boo de zerbi after 0 official game 🔥

(i'm kidding ofc)

[weak viper]

hojbjerg's flight is the second most tracked worldwide on fr24

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1815130430816825787 🤔

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

🚨 𝗝𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗦 𝗥𝗢𝗗𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗨𝗘𝗭 𝗔 𝗥𝗘́𝗦𝗜𝗟𝗜𝗘́ 𝗦𝗢𝗡 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗧 𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗖 𝗦𝗔𝗢 𝗣𝗔𝗨𝗟𝗢 ! 🇨🇴👋

À 33 ans, le Colombien souhaite un retour en Europe. 🔙

(@urieliugt | @GerGarciaGrova)

Twitter · Jul 21, 2024, 9:03 PM

[weak viper]

true

but i think his salary is too high

[open owl]

Wtf ?

[open owl]

Why

Pau clears De Gea

Are u crazy

[weak viper]

💀

[open owl]

I'm not even kidding

Current De Gea?

Retired De Gea?

[weak viper]

remember that pau lopez was the worst gk in the league last season (using stats)

[open owl]

Yeah but De Gea hasn't touched a ball in over a year

No joke you should go for Bertaud tho @weak viper

[weak viper]

bertaud / gigot?

en echange

[open owl]

15M he's yours

[open owl]

I'll take it but Gigot's salary is probably all of our players salaries combined

[weak viper]

• i hope you have a big hospital

[open owl]

Tkt we do

I think

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1815307992931397642

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴🔵 Crystal Palace want Ismaïla Sarr, talks taking place but Olympique Marseille have rejected their opening proposal.

Negotiations still ongoing between the clubs with Sarr keen on Premier League return, but new proposal needed to get it done.

Twitter · Jul 22, 2024, 8:48 AM

https://twitter.com/FFLose/status/1815084386619933072 HAHAAHA

Fédé 🇫🇷 de la Lose (@FFLose) on X

🚨 Suite au désistement de Joe Biden, Habib Beye se serait porté candidat pour le poste !

Twitter · Jul 21, 2024, 6:00 PM

[deep hawk]

Ffs we draw Fener

[open owl]

HAHAHHA

[open owl]

Or Lugano

[weak viper]

For the only time in my life I'll support Fake Salzburg

[lyric wasp]

Why

[weak viper]

because twente

for the uefa rankings

[lyric wasp]

You really think twente are a menace to top 5 💀💀

[weak viper]

no but they can give the netherlands points

[lyric wasp]

Idk

If twente wins we could possibly face them in playoffs soo

[weak viper]

true

[stark canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/akselav-angry-porta-door-gif-21959147

[open owl]

https://x.com/all_montpellier/status/1814767011169227132?s=46 LOLLL???!!!!

𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗣𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗥 (@All_Montpellier) on X

🚨 Enzo Tchato est CIBLÉ par un GROS club européen qui joue la ligue des champions ! 😱

On se connaît pas encore le nom du club. 🤷‍♂️

🎙️Space: @MohamedTERParis

Twitter · Jul 20, 2024, 8:59 PM

[weak viper]

Watch it be the big stade brestois 29

Look at who liked

Bakola??

[sterile fractal]

Enzo Tchato chez le Réal?

[languid raptor]

The Barca keeper?

[weak viper]

?

[languid raptor]

Did he play for Barca?

Like a while back

[weak viper]

when did pau lopez play for barca

he played for espanyol if i remember correctly and betis but that's all

in spain at least

[languid raptor]

Oh mb I think he played against Barca

I think ppl don’t like him cuz he stepped on someone’s foot

[weak viper]

yeah he is the one that conceded the famous messi chip goal

[languid raptor]

Ye

Thanks

[open owl]

https://x.com/all_montpellier/status/1814767011169227132?s=46 LOLLL???!!!!

𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗣𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗥 (@All_Montpellier) on X

🚨 Enzo Tchato est CIBLÉ par un GROS club européen qui joue la ligue des champions ! 😱

On se connaît pas encore le nom du club. 🤷‍♂️

🎙️Space: @MohamedTERParis

Twitter · Jul 20, 2024, 8:59 PM

It's def Brest

[weak viper]

Dementia in one picture

[open owl]

HAHHAHA

arrête i'm in syria visiting family so internet here is horrid

https://x.com/pactumhsc/status/1815385079444570366?s=46

Pactu MHSC (@PactuMHSC) on X

🚨 On connaît désormais l’identité du CADOR européen qui désirait recruter Enzo Tchato ! ✍️

Il s’agirait du RÉAL MADRID féminin. 🇪🇸

Effectivement le club féminin espagnol recherche un arrière goal polyvalent et a coché le nom du latéral pailladin ! 🎯

#TeamMHSC

Twitter · Jul 22, 2024, 1:55 PM

HAHHAHA

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1815476918768304228?t=5D4P50Afj4JV-KKp1PeAgQ&s=19

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1815412484519460958?t=DJXuILP9khm9SPDK9z3Gjg&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

🚨 Konrad de la Fuente 🇺🇸 va rejoindre Lausanne 🇨🇭 en provenance de l’OM ! ✍️

L’ailier américain pourrait ensuite rejoindre l’OGC Nice. ❤️🖤

(@lequipe / @LaMinuteOM_)

Twitter · Jul 22, 2024, 3:43 PM

because i'm proud of the minots

no

thx for sternal btw

[open owl]

Force

[mystic ruin]

LOSC Lille to face the Winner of Lugano Vs Fenerbahce in Round 3 of UCL

If they win, they will be against an unconfirmed team from this list: Dynamo Kyiv, Partizan, Slavia Prague, Union SG or Rangers. If they win that THEY ARE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!

[mystic ruin]

No for the playoff draw on august 5th Winner of LIlle Vs Lugano/Fenerbahce And Winner of Twente Vs Salzburg are in the same pot

So should Lille beat the swiss or turkish team they could end up facing literally anyone else in the league playoff

[mystic ruin]

hes kept training by himself

[lyric wasp]

Give Dynamo Kiev/Partizan

wont matter cus fenerbahce are beating us

[mystic ruin]

Well if Mourinho delivers a disasterclass then what's lugano gonna do?

[lyric wasp]

give us false hopes when we'll lose to Slavia in playoffs

[covert smelt]

Marseille is cooking with those signings.

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/PVSportFR/status/1815678161884979247

Prime Video Sport France (@PVSportFR) on X

🚨 OFFICIEL : BORDEAUX EST RÉTROGRADÉ EN NATIONAL 1 !

Twitter · Jul 23, 2024, 9:19 AM

troyes is staying in ligue 2 ffs

[floral vigil]

I love Musa

[weak viper]

wrong channel

[floral vigil]

How if he’s a MHSC player

[weak viper]

oh you were talking about al tamari

[floral vigil]

Yeah who you think I’m talking about lol

[weak viper]

idk

someone whose last name is musa

[unreal axle]

Ahmed Musa

[open owl]

I ~like him but he's not super loved here

[stark canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/a-train-baby-gif-17427200022669714304

[sterile fractal]

Petar Musa from FC Dallas

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1815640743018381514?t=FPg9ERpHetbuWy1r3a2bnQ&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

🚨 Le PSG entre dans la course pour signer Nico Williams 🇪🇸 ! ❤️💙

Le club parisien a initié un premier contact pour explorer la faisabilité du transfert.

🗞️ @MarioCortegana

Twitter · Jul 23, 2024, 6:51 AM

Crazy if we pull it off ngl lmfao

Despite his interests for Barca

[mystic ruin]

Rip Bordeaux

[mystic ruin]

Huh? I thought PSG said they are going to sign new hidden talent from now on instead of flashy stars

[weak viper]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[mystic ruin]

Nah nah Bordeaux is cool

[weak viper]

Bordeaux is NOT cool

[mystic ruin]

They are very important to the history of French ball

[weak viper]

Ok

Still won't change the fact that they should have been there since two years

[mystic ruin]

But surely they will be back in a few years

Just like every major french team that undergoes financial hardship

THERES HOPE FOR LILLE

Apparently Lugano already scored on Fenerbahce

[weak viper]

They mocked us when we got relegated by the lfp and when we were unable to go back to Ligue 1 after being ligue 2 champions

Now it's our turn to laugh

[mystic ruin]

We can laugh louder

[jade basin]

@weak viper greenwood will make your club 1000x better

vos joueurs ils sont trop guez pour concurencer le psg

greenwood peut faire une difference

[weak viper]

Je sais bien mais ça change pas le fait qu'il a frappé sa femme et qu'il a tenté de la violé

[waxen palm]

You never know with Campos, he can pull anything out of his pocket

Also if we're signing Osimhen one of the strikers might cooked by not playing constantly

[jade basin]

elle l'a pardonné

ils sont de nouveau ensemble

[weak viper]

et alors

il l'a quand même fait

[jade basin]

we

[weak viper]

si tu te renseignerai tu saurai que les femmes battues retournent très souvent avec leur compagnon

[lyric wasp]

elle s'est faite manipuler et tu fermes les yeux*

il a du lui faire croire qu'elle était rien sans lui ou tout ce genre de blabla

[jade basin]

ah

dans tous les cas je m'en fou un peu

mais je trouve le joueur bon

mais j'avoue c'est pas bien ce quil a fait

[balmy glen]

https://worldsoccertalk.com/tv/ligue-1-domestic-tv-deal-hints-at-shifting-european-climate/

And still no USA broadcaster

[balmy shard]

"Will this trend extend to the rest of Europe’s major leagues?"

Well, not all of them

[covert smelt]

PSG took Messi and Dembele from Barca so if they pull this off I won't be surprised.

[weak viper]

TODAY IS DERBY DAY

For the first time since 1993 we are facing SC Toulon

Don't worry I'll celebrate a goal as much as if it was a official game

[balmy shard]

31 years since a derby game?

[open owl]

It will soon be like that with us and Pimes too

[weak viper]

yeah toulon were in ligue 1 in the 90's but since then they never went back to ligue 1

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1816084873846677652

Olympique de Marseille (@OM_Officiel) on X

Bonne chance 𝗞𝗼𝗻𝗿𝗮𝗱 𝗱𝗲 𝗹𝗮 𝗙𝘂𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲 👋
L’ailier 🇺🇸 est transféré à Lausanne-Sport.

Twitter · Jul 24, 2024, 12:15 PM

bro's prime was only during friendlies + the first games of the 21/22 season

yeah unfortunately

i mean i'm happy bordeaux are finally in national but I would rather see them both there

yes

the big fc martigues is higher than the small pirondins de pordeaux

it will all depend on LFP's DNCG

[open owl]

https://x.com/mercatoplein/status/1815850215565312354?s=46

Mercato Plein (@MercatoPlein) on X

🚨 Les Girondins ont pris des renseignements sur le jeune marocain Nass Yonaldeuh, 16 ans. 💎🇲🇦

Latéral droit polyvalent, il a délivré 12 passes décisives avec les U17 du Raja Casablanca cette saison.

(Dadi)

#girondins

Twitter · Jul 23, 2024, 8:43 PM

Lmfaoo

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1816129070314201394

Olympique de Marseille (@OM_Officiel) on X

𝙇𝘼 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙊 @OMSCT

Le onze de départ aligné par coach Roberto De Zerbi 🇮🇹 pour le deuxième match de préparation contre le SC Toulon ⚽️💪

Twitter · Jul 24, 2024, 3:11 PM

no

kone and hojbjerg aren't here

and except bois vert the attack will be different

[covert smelt]

Sa va perdre encore

[weak viper]

No

It's only a 50% sell-on clause or something like that

Also the only new player on the bench is Murillo because hojbjerg just joined 2 days ago and Koné is still on vacation

yeah

they are just late

dw

same thing as last game

woman referee on greenwood's side 💀

Kickoff!

almost conceded already because of kondogbia

amine harit still hasn't changed

he never shoots

at least never at the right time

[unreal axle]

C'est quoi ce poteau de con

[weak viper]

BRO LUIS

[weak viper]

bon courage

on a vecu ça pendant 2 ans

[unreal axle]

Ah bon ?

VFL Wolfsburg 🇩🇪 1-0 Lille OSC 🇨🇵

FT

[weak viper]

mais maintenant ils jouent au terrain que tu vois derriere donc y a plus le poteau

[unreal axle]

PTDRR

Ça va nous c'était un vieux stade de merde en Allemagne

[weak viper]

💀

ounahi hasn't changed too

moumbagna is shit

just like last game

i'm not putting 65 mil on him

hwang hee chan would be great

yeah

ik

he's always good like one or twwo months and then gets crap again

we actually were on him iirc

hmm im not sure that's a ucl match

yup

doublé coupe/championnat

i'm confident

merlin's very good tho

ounahi can you please stop these feints

it just slows down the actions

because nantes has a great academy

deschamps and desailly came from here

holy shit harit just got destroyed

26:50

how

bros are in the future

once again a great pass from merlin

that's why i don't watch chat

• there isn't any here because they won't pay a club they don't like

LMAOO MOUMBAGNA

nice pass from ounahi while he was agonizing too

harit

i think you have 15 min for free

and then they ask you to sub

GOOOALLL?

that was such a weird goal even the commentator was confused

KONDOGBIAA

yeah

kondogbia scored it accidentally

W balerdi that's what i want to see

btw i think they just started the game early because it says we scored at the 41st minute while it's not even been 41 minutes yet

sub moumbagna off NOW

how can you be that shit against a tier 4 team

no

not even

yeah

no pen??

HT

good news is that moumbagna won't play anymore today

apparently it's an OG

i don't think so

they are playing the same team as last year when they won 27-0 so not surprising

home from last season

away from 21/22

second half started btw

i think only sternal and abdallah went on

moumbagna and greenwood went off

https://fxtwitter.com/LeBigLix13/status/1816152776101036397

yeah

PEN

STERNAL GOT A PEN

why is harit taking it though

well shot

GOOOALLL

2-0

me too

i told you he is the future of the french nt

offside goal abdallah

all the youngsters + lirola coming on

and ngapandouetnbu on for blanco

great shot by sternal

Sternal > moumbagna

GOOOALLL

WHAT A GOALLL

ABDALLAHH

3-0

bro casually did a robben 😭

wtf was that challenge

obvious pen for toulon

come on koum you can do better than that

SAVEDD

W SIMON

the pen wasn't even bad

that's a great save

ben seghir close

bakola got hurt

last fk of the game for us

FT

3-0 we beat them

[weak viper]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1816175303062086003?t=GmMLfmlAKlB7MNLD47cxSQ&s=19 who is that

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵⚪️ EXCL: Olympique Marseille have made contact to explore move for Timon Wellenreuther as new goalkeeper.

OM are considering several candidates for new GK but Wellenreuther high on list.

@MatteMoretto 🤝🏻

Twitter · Jul 24, 2024, 6:15 PM

Is that psv's GK?

Nvm he play for feyenoord

[sterile fractal]

Lacazette et Olise duo trop fort

[covert smelt]

Olise 🔥

[worthy orbit]

https://www.transfermarkt.com/george-ilenikhena/profil/spieler/1004834
Monaco fans, thoughts?

[weak viper]

#pl-table-predictions message look at who he predicted to win ligue 1 😭

[open owl]

LOOL oh non

Brest 200% ending 14th this season

[weak viper]

yeah because we took too long to find a new gk

so he couldn't leave for como

[weak viper]

https://x.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1816490064408363333?t=3iimkM4-QIo_G5tdHaXedA&s=19

La Minute OM (@LaMinuteOM_) on X

🚨| 🔵⚪️ 🇸🇳🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

▫️ Accord OM - Crystal Palace pour le transfert d’Ismaila Sarr ‼️

▫️ L’international sénégalais est sur le point de se mettre d’accord sur les termes du contrat pour une durée de 4 ans.

▫️L’OM recevra environ 15 M€ bonus compris!

W : @David_Ornstein

#TeamOM

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 3:05 PM

[cunning tendon]

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1816499641124347906?s=46

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: BORDEAUX WILL GIVE UP THEIR PROFESSIONAL STATUS AS A CLUB! 🤯🤯

Players' contracts will be terminated, the training centre will close. 😱❌

(Source: @SO_Girondins)

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 3:43 PM

[unborn cape]

Going from champions 15 years ago to relegation to the 3rd division and losing professional status

sad

[weak viper]

"sad"

https://fxtwitter.com/fcmetz18/status/1815680470375629159 let's all remember this

"bordeaux a gagné metz a fait match nul ça sent bon la ligue 1"

[thorny geyser]

what
bordeaux died

[west isle]

man this is sad to hear....

[weak viper]

our 2 historical rivals are now amateur clubs 💀

[thorny geyser]

which one is the other one?

[weak viper]

toulon

which we beat 3-0 yesterday

[thorny geyser]

oh

[weak viper]

toulon are in national 2 (4th tier) and bordeaux will at most be in national 2 too

because there's no way they stay in national like that

jokes aside if one day gerard lopez take over a club you know you can already say goodbye to it

he should be banned from all sports

only lille survived because they realised quickly he was terrible

but still got huge debts

[covert smelt]

You alone carry the Ligue 1 chat.

[weak viper]

that's why they sell a lot of young players

[weak viper]

me?

[covert smelt]

Yeah.

[weak viper]

because i only watch french football, european competitions and some games of dortmund

if you watch my messages in this server almost all of them are here

[weak viper]

(maybe too much french football tbh)

[covert smelt]

Maybe.

[thorny geyser]

he also owned royal excel mouscron in belgium which also died
he owns boavista in portugal as well

[weak viper]

also in 2016 he almost took OM over

[thorny geyser]

thank god you dodged that bullet

[weak viper]

yeah i'm glad MLD chose mccourt instead

[thorny geyser]

although mccourt has shit morals

[weak viper]

still better than lopez

[lyric wasp]

Jamais 2 sans 3 allez le PSG en national 3

ou plyon

[weak viper]

j'espere

[thorny geyser]

at least lyon still exists

[lyric wasp]

unfortunately

ima be honest guys most big clubs hate Lyon but not all hate PSG and OM

i think Lyon could win a hating contest

[modern citrus]

who is he lol

[lyric wasp]

Lyon managed to get hated by both PSG and OM + Saint Etienne

and thats probably not where it stops

[olive otter]

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1816499641124347906?s=46

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: BORDEAUX WILL GIVE UP THEIR PROFESSIONAL STATUS AS A CLUB! 🤯🤯

Players' contracts will be terminated, the training centre will close. 😱❌

(Source: @SO_Girondins)

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 3:43 PM

Is this true ?

[thorny geyser]

yes

[modern citrus]

unless national 1 suddenly became a pro league yes

[weak viper]

there are still pro clubs in national

[weak viper]

even in the ultras friendships except real madrid ultras (who got banned for being neonazis no wonder they are friends with lyon ones) idk any other club who have any kind of friendship with them

whereas we have friends in any country in europe where ultras culture is well established (italy, germany, greece, belgium...)

[thorny geyser]

gerard lopez is a curse

[lyric wasp]

ofc PENDERLECHT like them

whos surprised

the top 1 corrupted club in benelux

bribed a ref in 1977 semi final vs Nottingham

[thorny geyser]

union sg better than anderlecht

[fresh merlin]

feel so bad for burdeaux fans

anyone know if the club will get refunded?

[thorny geyser]

idk

[balmy glen]

I feel bad for their academy players

[weak viper]

Standard >>

[weak viper]

it will be for sure

[weak viper]

but yeah union st gilloise is good too

[covert smelt]

https://fixupx.com/fbawaydays/status/1816511069969371572?s=46&t=l_NUHxcVbB2BKdL3sFCvJg

[radiant thunder]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1816529897281479049?t=bwKhyYnJb6IM7PeLZYlTBg&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴🔵 Paris Saint-Germain are closing in on João Neves deal! New, positive round of talks again today.

PSG want to get it sealed next week.

Details of package being discussed after €70m fee + players to include for Benfica, like Renato Sánches.

Here we go, expected soon ⏳🇵🇹

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 5:44 PM

[covert smelt]

Great deal finally done by PSG.

He'll get much better at PSG.

[zealous tulip]

Will they still play in the 3rd divison?

[radiant thunder]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1816538450092523541?t=AI63BEP8EhwVEs0e8w9D5Q&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵⚪️ Olympique Marseille are pushing in talks to sign Valentin Carboni from Inter.

He’s currently closer than their other top target in separate deal, Nketiah.

Talks underway on loan with buy option clause and buy-back clause for Inter, keeping control on the player. 🇦🇷

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 6:18 PM

[weak viper]

No

There's no way FFF will allow that

[zealous tulip]

Oh

So whats gonna happen then?

Start from the Lowest tier?

[zealous tulip]

Hmmm

[weak viper]

They will either play in National 2/3 or file for bankruptcy and start again at the bottom

[zealous tulip]

So 4th or 5th division for them???

What a shame

Such a historical club

[weak viper]

Deserved tbh

Should have been there 2 years ago already

[zealous tulip]

Yeah but i still think its sad when such big clubs crash

[weak viper]

Last year same happened to Sochaux and sedan

This year Bordeaux and Niort

Next year will be others

We're used to that

[zealous tulip]

What a shame

Really

[mystic ruin]

Thank you Bordeaux

[weak viper]

https://x.com/OM_Officiel/status/1816533877336240628?t=QQdGTBw6k3tV8S6mUKTV8g&s=19

Olympique de Marseille (@OM_Officiel) on X

Bonne continuation 𝗝𝗼𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀𝘀 🤝
Le latéral 🇫🇷 quitte l’Olympique de Marseille et s’engage avec l’OGC Nice.

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 6:00 PM

[mystic ruin]

There are semi professionals clubs in the third tier tbf

[weak viper]

Yeah but they aren't in the same state as Bordeaux

Bordeaux have no money

[mystic ruin]

Crazy to think they were just in the UEL In 2018

Who knows if we ever see the club or it's Phoenix in the Ligue 2 at least

[weak viper]

They'll come back dw

Sedan are on their way, Bastia came back fast

Strasbourg too

[weak viper]

Also Tours

[sterile fractal]

Goallllllll

Atanganaaaaaaa

France 1-0 Ukraine

[waxen vessel]

huge club in terms of fan base, itll take time but theyll be back

[sterile fractal]

Bouabré est très fort

[waxen vessel]

theyve got to hope they keep their current stadium though and not end up at Chaban-Delmas or even somewhere smaller

[sterile fractal]

Monaco attend quoi encore, il faut le monter aux seniors cette saison

Atangana est tellement un futur crack d'EDF

c'est un Kanté bis

Pour les JO de 2028, la France peut avoir ce XI:

Tel - Ilenikhena - Doué

Zaire Emery - Atangana - Bouaddi

Mawissa - Belocian - Yoro - Kumbedi

Restes

LA FRANCE EST QUALIFIÉE POUR LA FINALE DE L'EURO U19

France vs Espagne en finale

[weak viper]

Chaban Delmas is their OG stadium tho

[waxen vessel]

aye i know unless the city gave stupidly reasonable financial terms, whatever pheonix club rises needs to secure the stadium as first port of call

[lyric wasp]

BAHAHAHA

You think FFF is fair when saving teams

the massive Bordeaux will be allowed to play because its bordeaux

[weak viper]

https://x.com/girondins/status/1816567341469032863?t=-shjTRcRGAKhf8Q0kBHvUQ&s=19

FC Girondins de Bordeaux (@girondins) on X

COMMUNIQUÉ DU CLUB 🔵⚪️

Suite à la confirmation de la décision de la DNCG de reléguer le FC Girondins de Bordeaux en National 1, le Club a, ce mardi, déposé le bilan auprès du Tribunal de Commerce de Bordeaux, afin d’entamer la restructuration nécessaire.

En conséquence, le

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 8:12 PM

They just filed for bankruptcy

[weak viper]

no what

[weak viper]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1816588864351617505?t=pldlTONAR4XKNJUs8bQ4eg&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵⚪️ Olympique Marseille have sent first proposal to Freiburg for 2002 born RB Kiliann Sildillia, as per Le Parisien.

Understand Kiliann has already agreed on terms with OM, he wants to go to Marseille.

Talks already took place with Mehdi Benatia and Roberto de Zerbi.

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 9:38 PM

Guess I'm going to focus on him during the OG

[weak viper]

https://x.com/ActuL1_/status/1816542683785019521?t=0X1gzF-tAuThgGDOF2UbIw&s=19 ?? Are they fucking crazy

Actu Ligue 1 (@ActuL1_) on X

🚨💣 BREAKING ! BeIN Sports aurait demandé à ce que TOUS les joueurs de Ligue 1 portent un « Visit Qatar » sur leur maillot ! 🤯🇶🇦

Il s’agirait d’une des conditions qui coincent dans le cadre des Droits TV.

(@Romain_Molina / @Guardian)

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 6:35 PM

[mystic ruin]

Genuine Question, Now that Bordeaux has been relegated (and now erased from existence); Who's going to replace Bordeauxs spot in Ligue 2?

I surfed the web and I couldn't find anything about it

Given that Niort finished 3rd but were administratively relegated...

Wouldn't this mean that Dijon FCO will be promoted despite finishing 4th in the National?

[lyric wasp]

nah Penaltroyes finished 17th and will get saved (whos surprised? the city owned fc avoids relegation one week before the league starts! truly a coincidence!)

Then if Bordeaux refuses to play in D3 the most likely thing to happen is D3 with 17 clubs. D4 groups have been made geographically and it is too late to change them to fulfil D3, and it would also create a gap in D4 and so on. Not to mention D3 teams dont rly care to play with 17 teams cus thats removing one relegation spot

[mystic ruin]

I need a source

[lyric wasp]

this is like confirmed???

Penaltroyes appears in the Ligue 2 fixtures

[mystic ruin]

I found nothing online myself

So does Bordeaux

On lots and lots of websites

[lyric wasp]

https://www.ouest-france.fr/sport/football/girondins-de-bordeaux/ligue-2-troyes-repeche-apres-la-chute-des-girondins-de-bordeaux-en-national-e270a836-48d5-11ef-ae43-8601f2d4302d

Basically here says that Penaltroyes is gonna get saved like Annecy last season

But ofc they keep their sanction from last season so they start with -1pt and first game without fans

[mint pawn]

does blud know?

[open owl]

I'm convinced these are AI bro

They just search Ligue 1 on google and look for the first team that pops up on the news

I laughed at Prem Arsenal then I creased at UCL Arsenal

[open owl]

Bro everytime I think you have bigger & bigger chances of winning the league but then I remember Pîmes put 2-0 past you & I burst out laughing

[unreal axle]

Je pense pas qu'on peut juger une équipe sur un amical

[covert smelt]

I can see Marseille winning the league this season. They have made really good recruitments.

[unreal axle]

Like all seasons

Duh

[covert smelt]

Il parle de quoi

[weak viper]

la difference c'est qu'on a un excellent entraineur

https://x.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1816768905911644362?t=Ux3qE5gIAEtxkWXEaFePCg&s=19

La Minute OM (@LaMinuteOM_) on X

🚨🔵⚪️ 🇫🇷 #Ligue1

▫️L’OM s’intéresse au profil de Boubakary Soumaré , milieu de terrain de Leicester ! #TeamOM

Twitter · Jul 26, 2024, 9:33 AM

[mystic ruin]

https://www.ouest-france.fr/sport/football/girondins-de-bordeaux/girondins-de-bordeaux-gerard-lopez-privilegierait-un-passage-du-club-en-national-2-17f686bc-45d7-11ef-bd80-f32123ed3357

(Bordeaux Owner would rather relegate the team to Nation 2 and become pure amateur)

At this point there's no going back. Bordeaux won't be back for sure. If they somehow find promotion then the FFF will shut em down due to financial issues and block the promotion.

The only way out is a Phoenix club

[radiant thunder]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1816808441861624150?t=ybJxs0j3Hcglty0RTrol8Q&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

⚪️⚫️ Juventus and Bournemouth are now exchanging all documents for Dean Huijsen deal, medical on Saturday.

↪️🇫🇷 Meanwhile, Juventus will bid for Jean-Clair Todibo in the next days — on loan with option to buy to become mandatory.

Plan has always been: Huijsen out, Todibo in.

Twitter · Jul 26, 2024, 12:11 PM

[weak viper]

https://x.com/FabriceHawkins/status/1816816869082333526?t=QFb_GdRO3n811A1Xlr7o6Q&s=19

Fabrice Hawkins (@FabriceHawkins) on X

🚨🇫🇷 EXCL Marseille est quasiment d’accord avec l’international canadien Derek Cornelius

🔹Le défenseur central veut jouer à Marseille ✅
➡️ Brest et Lille sont aussi interessés

🔹Discussions en cours entre OM et Malmö. Les Suédois réclament autour de 3,5M€

Twitter · Jul 26, 2024, 12:44 PM

[covert smelt]

Todibo is a W signing.

[thorny geyser]

Mason greenwood is not one of them

[thorn hatch]

lol https://www.instagram.com/p/C9120x1o6XA/?e=9f63718f-8150-4dbe-ab06-a1070701de9a&g=5

olympiquedemarseille

𝗪𝗜𝗡 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗡𝗪𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗝𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗘𝗬 🎁👕

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[weak viper]

check the comments and you'll see how bad some of our fans really are

[thorny geyser]

No

[weak viper]

and on twitter they hide any comment saying that greenwood beat his wife

[thorn hatch]

So you have no problem with him?

[weak viper]

read my username and you'll get an answer

[thorny geyser]

Greenwood is a criminal piece of shit

[weak viper]

holy shit i just realized what you have to do to participate 💀

i'm happy a lot of replies still aren't welcoming him but still

[thorny geyser]

What do you have to do?

[weak viper]

you have to comment saying #BienvenueMason which means welcome mason

[thorny geyser]

No

[covert smelt]

Aimes le joueur pas la personne

Vous voulez pas comprendre wlh

En plus il a changé

[weak viper]

donc eric zemmour il sait faire des passements de jambe tu le prends?

[covert smelt]

A Getafe il a été apprécié par tlm alors qu'à son arrivé tt le monde avait de la haine

Je vous rappelle Greenwood a fait une saison meilleure que Rodrygo et Savio réunis

[covert smelt]

J'ai pas compris

[weak viper]

bah tu me dis aimes le joueur pas la personne

donc imagine eric zemmour est super bon au foot tu le prends quand meme?

[covert smelt]

Oui

[weak viper]

💀

[covert smelt]

Moi je déteste Greenwood sah

Mais quand même il a du talent

[thorny geyser]

Greenwood est un criminel

[covert smelt]

La sa femme ptet c'est la sœur a qlq ptêtre la cousine on sait pas

[weak viper]

en plus j'ai jamais dis que le joueur était mauvais ou que j'aimais pas le joueur il est très bon

[covert smelt]

Bah voilà 🔥

[weak viper]

mais ca excuse pas ce qu'il a fait

[covert smelt]

Si il décide de changer il changera

Même si il l'a déjà fait

Bref les gars Patrick Schick ou hzolek pour vous ?

Un des deux va venir à Rennes

[weak viper]

tu crois vraiment que patrick schick va venir

c sur c hlozek hein ne te fais pas d'illusions

[covert smelt]

Bah c'est vraiment possible

[covert smelt]

Apres ptet on prend les deux

[weak viper]

mais oui bien sur

sans coupe d'europe

[open owl]

Moi non plus mais quand c'est Nîmes 2 et l'OM 0 🤣🤣

[open owl]

Grand joueur

J'aime bcp

[covert smelt]

Cki

[weak viper]

https://x.com/Be_OM13/status/1816884910956634149?t=JwnyaM3H-CiyMEbw6Ut0aA&s=19 ???

𝐁𝐞𝐎𝐌 (@Be_OM13) on X

La story de Pape Gueye 🇸🇳 visant un de ses anciens clubs !!! 😳

Twitter · Jul 26, 2024, 5:14 PM

[radiant thunder]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1816909753009996274?t=_bGEZQFAQAF0IFd6BHC3vA&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨⚪️⚫️ Negotiations between Juventus and OGC Nice for Jean-Clair Todibo will enter into key stages starting from tomorrow.

Juventus will offer loan with buy option clause, almost guaranteed mandatory. Barça will receive 20%.

↪️ Understand Nice want also sell-on clause included.

Twitter · Jul 26, 2024, 6:53 PM

[weak viper]

Depends on what game

[weak viper]

Noo I hoped no one posted it here so that I could keep it for his first awful game

[raven forge]

Wesh

[agile tiger]

https://x.com/FosseHub/status/1816947121909567638

FosseHub (@FosseHub) on X

🚨NEW

Olympique de Marseille are interested in Boubakary Soumare

[@LaMinuteOM_]

Twitter · Jul 26, 2024, 9:22 PM

is this reliable?

[weak viper]

la minute om is the fabrizio romano of OM

so yeah

[agile tiger]

buy him please

10-15m and hes yours

[weak viper]

why

is he shit?

[agile tiger]

he cant be arsed

lazy

if he could be arsed hed be the next yaya toure

[weak viper]

i see

in all cases if he comes he will only be a backup cm for now

https://x.com/TPedrajas/status/1816896951104995426?t=rIir_AFW8ab9IIN_OGYExA&s=19 lmaoo

T. (@TPedrajas) on X

???

Twitter · Jul 26, 2024, 6:02 PM

[lyric wasp]

il est pret a entrainer au haut niveau

[midnight folio]

Sorry if I'm late to the trend but it's a sad week for French football

[open owl]

MATCH DAYYYYYYY!!!!! 🔥

Akor Adams RETURN day!
Montpellier THRASH Southampton day!
Little warm-up for our EUROPEAN QUALIFICATION PATH day!
Our lineup looking BETTER and BETTER day!
Maamaa-Adams-Nordin attack is netting at LEAST 6 day!

17 minutes until Southampton's burial? 💀🥶

sinon on est cuits jpense

[open owl]

SAVANIER KICKOFF!!! 5 minutes late but we'll forgive the ref.

SOUTHAMPTON....... YOU ARE DEAD! 💀🥶

Damn we haven't touched the ball yet

Penalty for Southampton.

SAVED

Goal Southampton. 1-0.

Tchato first tackle of the game, pen 🤦🏻‍♂️

Goal Southampton. 2-0.

NVMMMM

HOW DID BRO MISS THAT

LOOOL?? Ok

GOAALL

Nop

Wtf is this match bro

Corner I guess no goal

[open owl]

Dis young CB is good

Keske je me fais chier

This match is just what I expected when I imagined Montpellier-Southampton

AKOOORR WHAT A HEADER MANN

Saved tho but shii

Akor is back guys

Goal Southampton. 2-0.

Tchato at fault again......

HT. What a disaster of a match

[unreal axle]

Ça doit être ça

Qualif européenne 🔥

[open owl]

GOAALLLLGAIOALALA

WHAT A FREEKICK KHAZRIIII

KHAZRI WTAFAFHAHAHHAHA

WHATT

3 GOALS IN 2 MATCHES???

BALLON D'OR DISCUSSION CAN SERIOUSLY BE OPENED NOW......!

Goal Southampton. 3-1.

Just when I thought it could get better

[weak viper]

https://x.com/Be_OM13/status/1817136957559832885?t=Qzx7oBsgjsjoh7R9zsMsFQ&s=19

𝐁𝐞𝐎𝐌 (@Be_OM13) on X

🚨 Samuel Gigot 🇫🇷 a tapé dans l'œil de Lille ! 👀

👉🏼 Le joueur est sensible au challenge Lillois ! ✅️

🗞 @lequipe

Twitter · Jul 27, 2024, 9:56 AM

Bon courage aux supporters Lillois

[open owl]

Penalty for Southampton.

Wait I just realized I'm 10 mins delayed

SAVEEEEDDDD DIZDAREVIIICCCC

MY KEEPER

FT. Defeat.

[covert smelt]

Il est pas fort ?

[weak viper]

Il se blesse tous les 2 matchs et quand il joue il se prend un carton rouge

[open owl]

TAMARI WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKK

NO NO NO NO. NO.

Fucking Tamari OUT now

NOW

[covert smelt]

On vous donne omari vous donnez votre "tamari" ?

[weak viper]

How

[open owl]

Oui

[weak viper]

https://x.com/OM_Officiel/status/1817219061719150727?t=pyAs8gtk1U5lXUado7zlWA&s=19

Olympique de Marseille (@OM_Officiel) on X

𝙇𝘼 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙊 #OMPauFC
Le onze de départ aligné par coach Roberto De Zerbi 🇮🇹 pour le troisième match de préparation contre le Pau FC ⚽️

Twitter · Jul 27, 2024, 3:22 PM

[weak viper]

the players are coming on the pitch

balerdi captain once again

Kickoff

pau almost scored already

because of ounahi

pau offside goal

hopefully

yeah

he's been here for the longest time after rongier

he won't

i never saw any sort of interest for him by any club even saudi arabia

[covert smelt]

Marsielle is winning 3-0.

[weak viper]

bonsoir non

first of all rongier has to come back from his injury

he's injured since december

[covert smelt]

Pau hasn't won their last 6 games.

[weak viper]

and

it's a friendly

we lost 2-0 to nimes

yeah

btw we might own them in the future

like city do

become a satellite club

meite looks hurt

at his ankle

yeah

i don't want it personally

the players got soaked lmao

it shouldn't be allowed

look at what some do now

they use it to dodge ffp restrictions

nice block balerdi

goal

the woman beater

wtf just happened

meite just started a 1v1 with a pau player

[waxen palm]

Now I know how you will "celebrate" his goals

[weak viper]

meite and obiang yellow cards

ngl that should have been a red but good thing it's a friendly

HT

[covert smelt]

He's a generational player.

Marseille vs PSG will be 🔥

[weak viper]

second half started

sternal came on for moumbagna

of course we stand a chance

they are nothing without mbappe

BRO STERNAL WTF

HOW DID YOU MISS THAT

offside anyways phew

idk

GOOALLL

LUIS HENRIQUEE

i'm surprised he still knows how to score

2-0

lirola went on for moumbagna a few minutes ago btw

no i meant meite

he went on for meite

abdallah on for bois vert

[weak viper]

GOOOALL

BAKOLAA

Great assist by Ben seghir

3-0

And FT

[covert smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/mbappéom-kylian-mbappé-paris-saint-germain-psg-gif-13937899

[open owl]

I'm CRYING AHAHAHHAHAHAH

THE WOMAN BEATER

Say it louder OM fan, say it louder 🗣️

[lyric wasp]

lmaooo

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/oContextOM/status/1817322349550502231 😭

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/oContextOM/status/1817462197913571336?t=I9bcZ9fFixSSGoFEHmgPFw&s=19

[velvet dove]

Greenwood is joining OM?

[covert smelt]

yo ici les match

[velvet dove]

K

[lilac thicket]

Who wanna play PBS ( Play Bench Sell)

[modern citrus]

yes I'll start
Timothée Kolodziejczak, Cédric Hountondji, Layvin Kurzawa, play one bench one sell one

[radiant thunder]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1817617221583028727?t=svcSgRpaIKnADJDky98X5A&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨⚪️⚫️ Juventus will submit opening bid for Jean Clair Todibo next week.

It’s expected to be loan with mandatory buy clause for potential fee close to €35m.

Positive meeting with player’s camp in last 24h to confirm five year deal agreed and Todibo’s desire, only Juventus.

Twitter · Jul 28, 2024, 5:44 PM

[covert smelt]

T'as du ping frérot

[weak viper]

Sell all three

[weak viper]

Non

[covert smelt]

Ok

[covert smelt]

Kurzawa titu houtondji dans le groupe parce qu'il a joué chez nous🔥🔥 et sale kolodziejczak

[modern citrus]

you'll get 1.5€ and a gift card

[weak viper]

True

[lilac thicket]

Sorry bro i went outside

[lilac thicket]

Bro i dont have that much foot ball knowledge 😅😅😅 I only know Kurzawa and i would bench him

[open owl]

https://x.com/mercatoplein/status/1817630586153963706?s=46

Mercato Plein (@MercatoPlein) on X

🚨🇫🇷 FLASH | Un individu aurait tenté d’intégrer les jeux olympiques en se faisant passer pour une athlète de boxe féminine.

L’homme, se faisant appelé « Madison Greenwood », a rapidement été maîtrisé par les forces de l’ordre.

(KFC)

#greenwood #Paris2024

Twitter · Jul 28, 2024, 6:37 PM

[sterile fractal]

2024 Euro U19 Final:

HT: Spain 1-0 France

[sterile fractal]

FT: Spain 2-0 France

Dissapointing match from France

Coach's tactic and players choices were very wrong

Hope they'll do better in U20 WC next year

[covert smelt]

wow

[covert smelt]

on est disqualifié ?

[weak viper]

yeah

[covert smelt]

Endo le Japonais ?

Bonne affaire mais c un prêt nn?

[weak viper]

had gone ca ve dire qu'on a essayé

c'était avant qu'on recrute koné et hojbjerg

[covert smelt]

ah

sinon vous pensez quoi d'un retour de mandanda les marseillais ?

on va s'intéresser sur smeichel il est 100% mieux

mandanda je l'aime mais le frérot il a 50 piges sayez

[covert smelt]

pk

[weak viper]

bah les penaltys et son age

[covert smelt]

bah gallon et mandanda en reserve alor

shmeichel son pere ct le meilleur gardien du monde

il a donné de la force a son fils

[quartz oracle]

Bordeaux have gone bankrupt

[sterile fractal]

c'etait la finale

on avait la possession mais on a cree rien comme occaz

les espagnols nous ont foutu avec des contres attaques

[weak viper]

https://x.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1817845432279523517?t=DzC8AaMsCGvYU_KNYSCm2A&s=19

La Minute OM (@LaMinuteOM_) on X

INFO : LA MINUTE OM

🔵⚪️ | 🇨🇲

▫️Simon Ngapandouetnbu est en discussion avec le club de Martigues pour un prêt ‼️#TeamOM | #MercatOM

Twitter · Jul 29, 2024, 8:51 AM

[sacred jetty]

https://x.com/Tanziloic/status/1817859563124609440

Loïc Tanzi (@Tanziloic) on X

Jerdy Schouten (PSV Eindhoven) sur la liste du PSG https://t.co/5ugylTtt5t

Twitter · Jul 29, 2024, 9:47 AM

The Parisian priority in the coming hours is still called Joao Neves. PSG, who still do not have a full agreement this Monday noon with Benfica, hope to finalize the transfer of the midfielder in the coming days. Then, Paris will make the decision whether or not to recruit a second midfielder.

The Parisian management hopes for several departures to free up a new place. Manuel Ugarte is a candidate to join Manchester United. In recent weeks, Luis Campos has expressed his interest in Jerdy Schouten (PSV Eindhoven) by being very clear about the need to sell and wait for the arrival of Joao Neves before being able to move forward concretely.

[covert smelt]

Mais tfacon il sert a rien

Prk un prêt

[weak viper]

Bah pour qu'il joue enfin

Il a 0 matchs en pro

Il était à la coupe du monde sans avoir jamais joué 1 match

[covert smelt]

Non mais moi je te dis genre pourquoi un prêt et pas le juste faire partir du club définitivement

[sterile fractal]

we only know tomorrow. Their owner will have to prove to the French Commercial Court that team's have enough budget to continue play in National 1 next season. If not, the team may officially disband

[quartz oracle]

Disbanding won't be good

[errant flare]

Manchester City and Donnarumma, Premier League on the horizon

Gianluigi Donnarumma is being eyed by Manchester City as a potential replacement for Ederson, who could leave for Saudi Arabia. In July, there were reports of a possible €30 million move for Ederson to Al-Nassr, but the Saudi club ultimately opted for a cheaper option. Although Ederson’s transfer has been put on hold, there is still a possibility he could leave Manchester City for another Saudi club. Donnarumma, currently a PSG goalkeeper, could be interested in playing in the Premier League in the future.

Source: Ben Jacobs

[west isle]

Ismael Kone 🇨🇦

think Derek Cornelius i read was going there too? not sure how true that one is

[weak viper]

yup

[west isle]

He used to play for the Whitecaps, I don't know how he got on at Malmo, but has has shown he can be a good defender

if you can get him to play like he did for Canada, he can be really good for you

[weak viper]

https://x.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1817955160326611041?t=OotykozoPWfl2LnYpSYHiQ&s=19 don't you dare Longoria

La Minute OM (@LaMinuteOM_) on X

🚨| 🔵⚪️ Selon nos informations Lyon s’intéresse à Enzo Sternal ! #TeamOM

Twitter · Jul 29, 2024, 4:07 PM

Give him a pro contract NOW

[west isle]

Read here

[agile tiger]

https://x.com/FosseHub/status/1818257093872288130

FosseHub (@FosseHub) on X

🚨BREAKING:

Leicester City have started talks with RC Lens to sign Elye Wahi (21). Chelsea and West Ham had already shown interest before. The contours of a first offer aimed at Lens should be defined in the coming hours.

[@lequipe]🥇

Twitter · Jul 30, 2024, 12:07 PM

[radiant thunder]

https://vxtwitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1818188128600879542?s=46

[weak viper]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1818266988059476285?t=6uh8QA2snjq-a2ThQypUWg&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵⚪️ Olympique Marseille and Inter are closing in on Valentín Carboni deal, almost there.

Inter president Marotta confirms: “Yes, I think we will get Carboni deal done with OM. But he’ll always be under contract with us and under control”.

Twitter · Jul 30, 2024, 12:46 PM

[open owl]

Leicester and Montpellier players... ffs

First Mavididi now Wahi

[agile tiger]

🔥

looks like this guys a cunt though

[open owl]

Wahi?😭 why

[agile tiger]

uhhh

some allegations apparently

he beat up a woman 😭