ligue-1

[raven forge]

Reverse psychology right there

[junior ferry]

Nope

I js know

[snow nacelle]

Super nervous for tonight

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/InfosOM_/status/1787769811105092034?t=COq_F-_CPtIGJscXQPtkQw&s=19

[snow nacelle]

Yikes

[weak viper]

no chance

[covert smelt]

They will get ripped off in the prem

[olive otter]

#champions-league Now open

[sterile fractal]

i was braindeath bro

it was 3 am in where I live after half time

and Lyon show no signs that they gonna win

so i turned off my TV to sleep

I'll do it for Coupe de France final

[waxen palm]

We better fucking win man

And qualify for the final

I don't want to be depressed again

[deep hawk]

Vous êtes nos antagonistes mdr

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ArthurPerrot/status/1787895345071915398?s=19

Still playing "Fabian Ruiz" is crazy if you ask me

But this is our strongest line-up

Finally he knows who Ramos is at last

Better not disappoint

Also Beraldo will have a big task tonight

He needs to do well

[autumn plaza]

Hope Paris win today

[rancid peak]

https://twitter.com/BVB/status/1787902425740791814

Borussia Dortmund (@BVB) on X

Wie im Hinspiel: Hier ist Borussias Startelf für den letzten Schritt in Richtung Wembley! ⭐️

#PSGBVB #UCL

Twitter · May 7, 2024, 5:48 PM

[little flame]

who is the MVP this season

[weak viper]

totally not trying to xp farm

[covert smelt]

!rank

Bref les chefs ce soir Dortmund champion déso 😔😔

[covert smelt]

Pk ya écrit FC 24

[autumn plaza]

[covert smelt]

Lâche ça t plus en LDC toi

Dortmund - Bayern en finale les gars

[open owl]

https://x.com/lolo_drd/status/1787448564794175803?s=46 oh putain oh merde oh PUTAIN DE MERDE

lolo𝕏drd 🇲🇨 | 3615.Ξth (@lolo_drd) on X

C'est Stéphanie FRAPPART qui officiera pour la qualification en ligue des champions ce dimanche soir entre Montpellier et Monaco
Takumi est heureux #Headshot #MHSCASM

🖥️ VAR Center : Clément TURPIN et Stéphane BRÉ (encore lui)

Historique : Monaco 1-0 Rennes (Rouge + Jaune)

Twitter · May 6, 2024, 11:45 AM

[weak viper]

• turpin à la var

[open owl]

Jv me suicider

Pour notre dernière à domicile aussi

I'm bringing so many non-footeux friends/family with me to that game too

What a bad image of football they will have

Force aux monégasques aussi

[autumn plaza]

[waxen palm]

ALLEZ PARIS

[autumn plaza]

🙌🏽

[snow nacelle]

Let's do this.

[open owl]

https://x.com/montpellierhsc/status/1787920473004597592?s=46 BRO WHAT

MHSC (@MontpellierHSC) on X

Discipline @LFPfr

2 matchs ferme pour Teji Savanier après son expulsion lors de #TFCMHSC

🔙 saison 2024/2025

Twitter · May 7, 2024, 7:00 PM

https://tenor.com/view/drogba-disgrace-chelsea-shame-gif-4527128

FUCK THIS LEAGUE

Fucking FARMERS league

[coral dome]

Manu petit est insupportable

Criminel que ramos n'ait pas joué la match aller

[coral dome]

Mbappe c'est nuamah en fait

[autumn plaza]

😂

[deep hawk]

Nah psg is out

[snow nacelle]

We just need to stay focused.

[waxen palm]

C'est une dinguerie

[snow nacelle]

It will be okay

[waxen palm]

We're playing well but cannot do shit on crosses

At least Ramos did what he could do

Now I hope we'll find the right adjustments

[snow nacelle]

It was all the wasted crosses at the start but we rly should be making more chances overall

But I see our players look very focused I like it

I'm staying calm

[coral dome]

This is the worst psg offense ive seen in a long time

[snow nacelle]

Except mbappe

[waxen palm]

You've seen worse

[coral dome]

Je comprend pas on dirait l EDf c'est stéréotype y. A 0 combinaisons

[waxen palm]

Bro keeps sliding on the pitch lmaoo

[coral dome]

Et mbappe est blessé il prend 0 appel alors qu'il a le couloir vide

Mbappe qui prend pas l'appel c'est 0 espace créé ppur les autres

[waxen palm]

Now I mean he's more involved but still

[snow nacelle]

Is it just me or he looked kinda zoned out some moments 😂😂

Something off

[coral dome]

Mbappe is hampered or something

[snow nacelle]

Idk don't want to think too much 🤣

[waxen palm]

for real man like he went to the bar or smth 💀

[coral dome]

Just take out mbappe and sub barcola in

Florentina il va faire une opposition de chèque en urgence là

[snow nacelle]

Please come back for season 2 next year thanks

[weak viper]

@waxen palm wth was that tifo and why do your ultras copy us

[tawny torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/ha-smirk-smile-gif-14555623

@waxen palm

[covert smelt]

dortmund go to final .d

[waxen palm]

eh idk bro

ask them really

[coral dome]

Bro thinks mbappe will make a difference

He looks slower than ruiz

[weak viper]

Idk at least come up with an original sentence

[deep hawk]

Le match de mbappe et dembele mdrrrrr

[coral dome]

[weak viper]

Mbappe c'est pas le pire

[deep hawk]

Ça fait passer Fullkrung pour 9 de classe mondiale quand même

[snow nacelle]

Someone better fix him during the break lol

[weak viper]

Par contre Dembele nul a chier

Et c'est tant mieux

[coral dome]

Dembele que des mauvais choix sur les 2 matchs

[deep hawk]

Oe mais il est clairement pas ouf

[weak viper]

Oui

[coral dome]

Mais mbappe c'est lui qui penalise grave son équipe il a le marquage de 2 joueurs mais comme il prend jamais la profondeur

Mais le psg affronte un encore plus gros bloc

Y a 0 espace

[deep hawk]

Si Paris joue comme ça en seconde ils sortent en demi hein

[coral dome]

Ptdr non seulement il sorte en 1/2 mais surtout ils marqueront 0 buts

[waxen palm]

Oui il perd trop de ballons le type + il finit pas ses occas

Les combi avec Hakimi sont pas mal mais vraiment c'est tout hein...

[waxen palm]

ah oui mdrr c'est sûr

[coral dome]

Barcola in mbappe out allez les cojones luis

[cloud wing]

On peut regarder les matchs ?

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/lncogniitoo13/status/1787920447826190531?t=qO2IktKtxOfVrI_hAnA9mQ&s=19

[snow nacelle]

What a Waste

UGH

I can't believe this

We really needed that goal. Ugh

[coral dome]

How did he miss that

3 post in 2 match

[deep hawk]

HUMMELS

[snow nacelle]

Bye

Maybe the match will come alive now
Please team do something

Or else I'm going to be depressed starting now

[open owl]

Oh my god

[half pasture]

au revoir pissg

[snow nacelle]

😭😭

[pseudo island]

comment c'est possible de faire autant d'erreur technique dans un seul match

[snow nacelle]

I think I'm just gonna lay here and cry

[pseudo island]

J'ai pas vu une seule bonne passe

terrible desilusion

[indigo plank]

PSG have missed so many chances in these two games

Unacceptable

[pseudo island]

Theyve been playing like absolute scheisse

so many of theyre passes were disastrous

[indigo plank]

I can't believe PSG haven't scored a single goal yet

[pseudo island]

they cant even pass the ball ofc they wont score

la vie de moi c'est pas péno calmez vous

[indigo plank]

How did they do it against Barcelona I don't know, Dembele world class and now terrible

[pseudo island]

Beraldo and ruiz dont have the level for cl

[pseudo island]

Barcelona are just bad

Its facts you got to accept

[indigo plank]

Yeah true

[pseudo island]

Its easy to be good against a bad defence

Dortmund's defence is good

[coral dome]

Barcelona werent bad araujo just jeopardized their chances

[indigo plank]

Yeah I forgot about Araujo's red card

[pseudo island]

j'en peux plus de ruiz et beraldo

ils sont si nul

[coral dome]

Faut pas lui en vouloir beraldo il a 10 matchs en Europe alors qu'il jouait dans la pampa brésilienne mdr

[autumn plaza]

It’s over

🥹

[snow nacelle]

Hakimi to hakimi to hakimi

I'm just going to enjoy my team now

It's over for us

[pseudo island]

Non mais je vais me suicider

ramos "le 9 efficace"

il est bien guez

[snow nacelle]

Post SG

[pseudo island]

ya 😭

[coral dome]

Mais wesh

RAMOS TERRORISTE

[pseudo island]

oui il est bien nul

[coral dome]

RAMOS 😭

[snow nacelle]

But hey are we making chances now at least? Should I be hopeful...

[pseudo island]

son 2e gros raté du match

[coral dome]

Ye at least the offense is firing

[pseudo island]

J'ai jamais aimé ramos

[snow nacelle]

Barcola ASENSIO

Who went off I looked away for 5 seconds and we suddenly have 2 new players ???

[pseudo island]

Asensio if we want to leave this planet and suicide ourselves in boiling water good idea

[coral dome]

OK mea culpa j'ai réclame ramos tout le match aller

Et il me sort ça

[pseudo island]

asensio 🤮 🤮 🤮

[snow nacelle]

What.

[pseudo island]

asensio 🤡

i hate him

Only barcola would be good

maybe lee for ruiz

[indigo plank]

Penalty

[snow nacelle]

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

[snow nacelle]

Calling @tawny torrent

[coral dome]

Pen or not?

[indigo plank]

I think free kick

[coral dome]

Ah..

[snow nacelle]

To be completely honest it didn't look like pen to me

[pseudo island]

If thats not a pen im gay

[snow nacelle]

But I hope it is

[deep hawk]

BvB black magic

Its freekick

[pseudo island]

more like ref magic

var magic

[snow nacelle]

Yikes not a good fk

[deep hawk]

This isnt a pen Dortmund is lucky asf

[pseudo island]

Handball?

[snow nacelle]

I'm just watching for entertainment now but with tears

[deep hawk]

Close to bottling the game lol

NOOO SULE

[snow nacelle]

Sancho off?

[open owl]

https://x.com/mercatoplein/status/1787941618558931176?s=46 jpp

Mercato Plein (@MercatoPlein) on X

STATS 📊 Le poteau du Parc des Princes a réalisé plus d’arrêt en un match que Gianluigi Donnarumma depuis le début de la compétition !

(Ipsossa)

#donnarumma #psgbvb

Twitter · May 7, 2024, 8:24 PM

[pseudo island]

bro why the frick do you support dortmuntd

🇫🇷

[open owl]

STATS 📊 The Parc des Princes post has made more saves in one match than Gianluigi Donnarumma since the start of the competition!

(Ipsossa)

[tawny torrent]

WTF HOW DO DISLIKE ASENSIO

[pseudo island]

hes a prat

[deep hawk]

I dont like QSG

[pseudo island]

and hes garbage

[pseudo island]

i also dont but we need to support the league bro

[snow nacelle]

Back up gk

[deep hawk]

And tbh their fanbase speak too much

[pseudo island]

and im a lille fan aswell

as long as its not lens il support any french club in europe

[coral dome]

Same as long as its not saint etienne

[snow nacelle]

Exactly as it should be

[pseudo island]

i mean theyre not going to europe any soon so thats good for you i guess 🤣

[deep hawk]

I only support Lille and Leverkusen and other french club except Paris and Marseille

Their fanbase speak too much

[pseudo island]

Bro you support lens but not paris and marseille

the hell

[deep hawk]

No not Lens

[pseudo island]

I dont care if theyre toxic in ligue 1

they carry europe

[deep hawk]

I would support Paris in Europe if they didnt sold their soul

[pseudo island]

mo henni entrain de se pignouf en ce moment

jsuis sur mdr

[deep hawk]

La session vanne va être exceptionnel

[pseudo island]

definitivement

[coral dome]

C'est le genre de scénario qui me clc je préfère me prendre un 4 0 qu'espérer pour r

[pseudo island]

If thats not a pen

[coral dome]

Ptdr dembele carton orange là

[pseudo island]

ref is a fcking cunt

[coral dome]

A l'image de ses 2 matchs

L'idiot du village

[pseudo island]

apres y avais faute sur hakimi

[snow nacelle]

Lee for wze. Ngl wze looked a bit like he was playing while thinking of an exam tomorrow morning

[coral dome]

Il est vrai

[pseudo island]

yeah

ramos la fraude

ça aurait du etre 2-1 si c'était pas pour lui

[coral dome]

Après ramos il se procurer les occasions en jouant dans la surface au match aller y avait personne avec mbappe en 9 mdr

[pseudo island]

omfg goal

oh offside

[coral dome]

Cancel

[pseudo island]

thanks god

hummels is racist

he hates france

[snow nacelle]

Will dortmund have better chance against bayern or real?

[pseudo island]

ça sert a rien de se procurer des occasions si il sait pas tirer

[coral dome]

France 2014 so underrated man

[open owl]

Bayern lol

[coral dome]

On avait le niveau pour gagner

[pseudo island]

autant mettre usain bolt en pointe il est grand et rapide c'est sur il se procure des occasions

ça veut rien dire tout ça

[coral dome]

Le slander sur ramos jpp

[pseudo island]

la seule equipe de france des 10 dernieres années que les rageux anglais appeleraient pas l'afrique

[deep hawk]

Vraiment guez le psg

[coral dome]

Mais borddl

Ptdr

[pseudo island]

kane exists

[pseudo island]

Asensio une bonne merguez comme d'hab

l'autre fangirl il peut bien fermer sa bouche

il faudrait recruter xabi alonso pour 10 minutes

[coral dome]

En vrai qui est le pire joueur du psg ce soir?

Ramos dembele hakimi beraldo?

[pseudo island]

Marquinhos 😭

[pseudo island]

ramos de loin

[wintry swift]

https://tenor.com/view/muller-au-revoir-gif-25596982

[pseudo island]

si c'etait david ce serait 2-1

[wintry swift]

@waxen palm wya

[deep hawk]

L'arbitre est très gentil

[lyric wasp]

...

[coral dome]

Si c'était rodelin ou roux 3-1

[deep hawk]

J'aurais mis rouge

[snow nacelle]

Oh haki

[pseudo island]

pour dortmund

[pseudo island]

🤫

[snow nacelle]

Last 5 min plus AT

[coral dome]

Le malaise de pas marquer en 2 matchsbcontre la défense de dortmund

[deep hawk]

Ils sont guez

[pseudo island]

avec ramos en pointe c'est normal

meme contre lorient il marque pas

[deep hawk]

Chaque année ils nous disent que c'est la bonne

[coral dome]

Ça fait combien d'année 12 ou 13 ans depuis la reprise

[lyric wasp]

l'om a survécu plus longtemps que le psg jpp

[coral dome]

J'étais au collège

[pseudo island]

après calmons nous on se fait voler par l'autre bandeur de gant

[pseudo island]

lmao

[snow nacelle]

I

CAN'T

BELIEVE

IT

God

[coral dome]

Prpwprptprp

Le marabou

[pseudo island]

C'EST PAS POSSIBLE

[coral dome]

[pseudo island]

y a 1 000 000 de werner en attaque ou quoi

[deep hawk]

Bandeur de gant ?

[open owl]

Holy shit

Gl

[snow nacelle]

Let's get one goal in pls. For dignity

W t f

W T F

[pseudo island]

martiguez

qui d'autre

[snow nacelle]

PostSG confirmed

[pseudo island]

...

[coral dome]

LOL

LOL

[pseudo island]

psg is more cursed then harry kane

[coral dome]

LLDLDLDLD

[snow nacelle]

NOOO

[deep hawk]

HAHAHA

P$G out

[pseudo island]

dembélé missed the ball 😭

30th parisian shot

looks like a sunday league attack wtf

[spare minnow]

Ggs

[snow nacelle]

4 minutes.

[deep hawk]

On a voulu me faire croire que Dembele est un très grand joueur

[snow nacelle]

To the end.

Everything is over.

[pseudo island]

PEnalty

[coral dome]

Y a r

[pseudo island]

how tf is that not a pen

[coral dome]

J'ai rien

[pseudo island]

ref took the piss

[coral dome]

D'y a peno

J'ai rien dit

[pseudo island]

mais il lui met le bras dans la gueule

[coral dome]

Oui j'ai mal vu

[pseudo island]

c'est du vol

[coral dome]

Mais bon la var c'est à la gueule du client

[pseudo island]

si c'etait une equipe englaise y aurait eu peno + carton rouge

c'est fini

gg dortmund

si le real gagne demain je me coupe la bite

[snow nacelle]

FT.

Congratulations dortmund.

Oh, my viti.

[deep hawk]

Éliminezzzzzzz

A la douche

[weak viper]

BAHGAHAHAHA

[coral dome]

Bon gg madrid

[balmy shard]

Lmaooo

[coral dome]

15eme CL

[weak viper]

HEJA BVB

[balmy shard]

Pissg bottled it again

Crazy shit

[autumn plaza]

That’s not real

[pseudo island]

ne ris pas trop vite

petit conseil

[waxen palm]

Yeah I'm out

Congratulations Dortmund

[weak viper]

Once again we have to save France coefficient

[pseudo island]

Nothing to save

We already did much better then netherlands

💀

[weak viper]

Ik

[indigo plank]

PSG have 30 shots

I think PSG have hit the post 8 times or something throughout the two games

[open owl]

Tough luck to PSG 😬 Done France proud either way & maybe with Monaco & Brest (😭) next season we'll bounce back stronger. Vive la France & allez l'OM Thursday 🇫🇷

[balmy shard]

Says it was 31 for me

😭

[weak viper]

6

[indigo plank]

That is just crazy

I don't think I have seen that before

[small rain]

cry psg fans

waaaaa

[indigo plank]

Hitting the post 6 times and not a single goal scored in 2 games

[deep hawk]

P$G in the mud hahaha

Je suis en pierreeeee

La session vanne est ouverte

[coral dome]

Brest💀

On aurait peut être du perdre contre lille😭

[open owl]

I'm happy for Brest

[deep hawk]

Ptdr non on est de giga chokeur

On a eu 2 occaz pour passer sur le podium

[buoyant nexus]

💀

[covert smelt]

https://vxtwitter.com/xgphilosophy/status/1787948718915817521?s=46

[snow nacelle]

Dortmund fans deserve everything theyre feeling now tbh. Big congratulations to them from group F to this, now.

Tears for us. Goodnight.

[buoyant nexus]

amazing picture

[brave oyster]

Ikr

[buoyant nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/mbappe-mbappe-laugh-harry-kane-penalty-miss-fifa-world-cup-gif-27233137

[deep hawk]

https://vxtwitter.com/60secondesF/status/1787964848350876080

MDRRRRR

[covert smelt]

PSG fans

[deep hawk]

Watch the Moukoko story 😭😭

[junior ferry]

Meyer sliding yeah? I saw lmaoo

[autumn plaza]

LMAOO

[autumn plaza]

https://youtube.com/shorts/kWbMF-eX1fI?si=488u7TEpN166r7eJ

[covert smelt]

https://twitter.com/InsiderLazio/status/1787953635810558161?t=7L5Lk1OX3aHBuS7wXn2npA&s=19
@weak viper he looks like baller

Insider Lazio (@InsiderLazio) on X

Twitter · May 7, 2024, 9:12 PM

[snow nacelle]

What do you mean

I do not think we didn't lose graciously

Good morning psg fans. It's a new day.

[opal drift]

Brother it’s just a tifo

Don’t take it personally

It’s very normal

If you felt threatened by it then that was the whole point of the Tifo

Even if it didn’t work out in the end for us

We did it to Bayern too last season

We did something similar to Milan this season

Please don’t be like Barca fans, don’t ever stoop that low

You guys won fair and square now move on

[covert smelt]

Oh okay I didn't know that it was a regular thing

I mean it was a spectacular tifo can't argue that

[opal drift]

Yeah thanks

[weak viper]

Did you know they copied one of our chants in their tifo

[covert smelt]

I didn't actually

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1788130603843326041?t=ScrNWJJ2ORl1sBGEqORR5g&s=19

Except rongier we have a full squad

[olive otter]

Hey @opal drift

[rain eagle]

Damn Psg got beaten, a CB goal?

[plain kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/matshummles-hummles-fc-bayern-chill-relax-gif-12222541

[modern citrus]

Barça fans just all became BVB fans all of a sudden 😂

[opal drift]

The only people making fun of us are Barca fans 🤣🤣🤣

Don’t even start it because your team is in a horrible position compared to us

[open owl]

i'm crying

[lyric wasp]

Draxly enjoys the Rennes one

Montpellier more like Marseille

[opal drift]

Our season is actually a success

Unlike yours

[modern citrus]

c koi

[covert smelt]

Jveux bien ça pour le nouveau logo

Et les chefs d'ailleurs svp

Question

Importante

Ou est paris svp

[weak viper]

iirc its from a remontada vid

[olive otter]

Wouldn’t even compare ourselves with a dusted club

who qualified for the round of 16 because the ref was dumb af

[opal drift]

???

Don’t get me started on that Newcastle game

You didn’t even watch it

[olive otter]

But but we won league title 🤡🤡

[opal drift]

If you did you would know we were robbed of 3 penalties that game

[olive otter]

Ref was dumb to call that a penalty

[opal drift]

But you’re a Barca fan so I wouldn’t expect you to actually watch our games

[olive otter]

I watched psg for 2 whole years

[covert smelt]

Bof

T'abuses

[olive otter]

I have come to the conclusion psg is shit

[opal drift]

You watched Messi not psg

[covert smelt]

PSG played good like you on the 1st match

[balmy shard]

To be fair it would be really embarrassing if PSG didn't win the league title

[opal drift]

If we’re shit Barca is worth less than a league one team

[opal drift]

https://tenor.com/view/kralbozguncu-bozguncukral-kral-bozguncu-tinerci-gif-22461865

Barca will never be better than psg again in the next 5 years

[olive otter]

Only if other teams in burger league had enough funds

[opal drift]

Doesn’t matter we’d still destroy them

Just like we did with Barca

[olive otter]

https://tenor.com/view/m3n-messi-imaanbaz-gif-21693551

Win this

Then we talk

Oh no

[opal drift]

Too bad that didn’t get you a spot in the ucl semis

[olive otter]

🙀

[opal drift]

This season

[opal drift]

Barca fans least favorite words

[olive otter]

I already predicted at the beginning of the season we going trophyless

[opal drift]

Your club is so mid that your only joy comes from us losing

Schaudenfraud

[balmy shard]

Just how do you spend far more than the entire league combined 😭

[olive otter]

Your clubs existence is mid that’s all

If other teams had a fraction of the transfer budget they would end your reign

[opal drift]

Even before 2010, we were very historic and iconic 🤷‍♂️

Not our problem

[olive otter]

yeah for buying players

[opal drift]

What 😭

Before 2012 😭

[weak viper]

BAHAHA

before 2012 you had 2 league titles

[olive otter]

PSG isn’t even the biggest club in France lol

[opal drift]

And 2 European trophies

[olive otter]

stop lecturing me

[weak viper]

isnt even the biggest club in paris

[olive otter]

While farming league titles

[opal drift]

Yes we are by a mile

[olive otter]

I agree

[balmy shard]

Had to spend almost double what every other team spent just to win a trophy

That's crazy

[weak viper]

bros counting intertoto cup 😭

red star are bigger

[opal drift]

It’s still a trophy

[lyric wasp]

can you open #uefa-conference-league

[weak viper]

nobody counts this

[olive otter]

Because you won piston cup ?

[opal drift]

You* don’t count it

[olive otter]

It will be opened in 20 minutes

[lyric wasp]

The game already started BRUH

[opal drift]

No because we have 12 league titles

[olive otter]

My bad

Let me open it right away

[opal drift]

2 more than any other French team

[olive otter]

@lyric wasp opened it

[lyric wasp]

thanks

[olive otter]

No mention

[weak viper]

1 more + 10 out of these 12 are robbed

[opal drift]

🤣🤣🤣

[weak viper]

other clubs didn't need a whole oil state to win the league

[opal drift]

Well clearly now they do

[weak viper]

because of you

before you ligue 1 was way more competitive and we went further in europe

[opal drift]

No, because of premier league teams who spend hundreds of million dollar already. We’re trying to keep up with them too

Don’t act like we’re the only team spending a lot of money

The only difference is the country our investor is from

[olive otter]

The league trophy has lost its value

[opal drift]

Well your European failure isn’t because of us

[weak viper]

you shouldn't say this to us

we did one final in 2018

• maybe this year

[opal drift]

Ucl and UEL are miles apart

[lyric wasp]

...

[weak viper]

and it is a bit because without qatar other clubs would have attracted great players

[opal drift]

In France yeah not in Europe tho

[balmy shard]

They have a wagebill that's almost double the entire ligue un

[weak viper]

and all of this money just to get knocked out by BVB 😭

[balmy shard]

Exactly 😭

[weak viper]

even us could beat prime dortmund twice

[opal drift]

💀💀💀

Pure delusion

[weak viper]

2 sec

[opal drift]

Dortmund are ucl finalists

They didn’t get there by luck

They got there because they’re good

[lyric wasp]

FC Sochaux Montbéliard beat Dortmund scoring 6 goals

[opal drift]

In which year?

[lyric wasp]

2003-04

[opal drift]

Last time I checked it’s 2024

Who cares the result of a specific match 20 years ago

[weak viper]

Next time know what you are talking about before talking

[opal drift]

Still not prime Dortmund

[weak viper]

whats prime dortmund then

[opal drift]

2012-13

[weak viper]

this season they won the bundesliga b2b and the season after they went to the ucl final

[weak viper]

they were still better than today

[olive otter]

They went because your team sucked tbh your star player ghosted

[opal drift]

You won’t say this if they win the ucl

[weak viper]

i will

[olive otter]

Let me see how many “fans” stick with psg after mbappe leaves

[weak viper]

the 91 squad was better than the 93 squad

[opal drift]

More than the amount of fans that stuck with Barca after Messi left

[weak viper]

however only the 93 squad won the ucl

[olive otter]

The same amount of fans you gained after the oil partnership

[weak viper]

the other teams before were better than today

[olive otter]

Ig

[opal drift]

We’ve always had our ultras

And our ultras are top 5 in Europe

[weak viper]

bro pls just stop

[olive otter]

Yeah who are a bunch of clowns

[opal drift]

How 💀

[weak viper]

i don't even know if yours are top 5 in france

[olive otter]

Burning an position clubs Tifo

[weak viper]

because OM, St etienne, Nantes are definitely better

[opal drift]

That’s pretty normal

We’ve done it before

[olive otter]

You should rename your club* as cracker FC

[opal drift]

If you feel offended then the tifo did its job

[weak viper]

did you know they copied our chant in this tifo

[olive otter]

I don’t feel offended

[opal drift]

You certainly act like it

[weak viper]

they didn't even come up with an original slogan

[olive otter]

Pointing out the incident doesn’t mean I’m offended by it

[opal drift]

You’re literally in a ligue 1 channel provoking and starting arguments if this was a normal user they would’ve been muted by now

Look at your pfp

[olive otter]

Ok and ?

[opal drift]

You’re clearly offended or hurt to some level

[olive otter]

I’m not here to start an argument

[opal drift]

Really???

[olive otter]

I’ve always considered psg to be you already know it

[open owl]

?

[olive otter]

I’ve mentioned it in all the chats

[open owl]

Montpellier

[opal drift]

What is this message here for then?

Biggest bait ever

[olive otter]

Just a hey

🤷‍♂️

[opal drift]

It’s bait

[open owl]

Tsais le mec who tries to make everything about him

[opal drift]

Which is provoking

And you make it implied so when you get caught for you can track back 🤷‍♂️

I’m the best at baiting people so I would know

[opal drift]

Now you’re going to get defensive

[weak viper]

"nous sommes l'armée du Q$G rien ne pourra nous arrêter" 💀 💀

[olive otter]

My point still stands

PSG are shit

Never changing that

Bait or not

[opal drift]

4-1

[weak viper]

no ucl?

[olive otter]

What color is your ucl ?

[balmy shard]

Spent 300 million on wages just to be bummed out of Europe by dortmund

Embarrasing

[opal drift]

You’re talking present tense so tell me something you did this season

You’re sticking to the past because you’ve achieved nothing this season

[olive otter]

Your sticking to the present cause you don’t have a past

😔

[opal drift]

Huh 😭

[weak viper]

exactly what i was about to say

[opal drift]

No im sticking to the present bc our future is exciting

[weak viper]

@opal drift your club wouldn't be that high today if we didn't exist

[opal drift]

Huh 😭

[weak viper]

and im not even joking

same for lyon btw

[opal drift]

Ok

If my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle

[weak viper]

because no tapie = no canal + at Q$G = no aulas at lyon

[covert smelt]

Qatar*

Rennes > PSG tfacon

Ptn les gars question ceux qui sont actifs, ya un salon jeux olympiques ?

[weak viper]

Non y a que eurovision 💀

[deep hawk]

Pas de salon pour les JO

[covert smelt]

hello, can someone share the real-madrid vs bayern-munich match

[open owl]

Mbappé tryna watch his future club

[icy sable]

salut tout le monde

vous avez pu regarder le match du real Vs Bayern ?

[weak viper]

oui pourquoi

[icy sable]

en fait je voulais savoir s'il était possible de regarder un match ici directement ?

je sais question idiote

[weak viper]

non tu peux pas

[icy sable]

ok merci

[junior ferry]

My bro, we still topped the group last time we met you 😂

I don't like PSG but don't drag us down like we aren't bigger than any French side lol

[weak viper]

This was in 2011/12

• I love BVB so I'm not dragging you down

I knew it would be far from easy to knock you out

My point is that we had a worse team than current Q$G and still beat a better Dortmund than them

Anyways

https://tenor.com/view/heiitse-cfc-chelsea-fc-ngolo-kante-matchday-gif-23854211

[junior ferry]

Yeah ik

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/MeteoFoot/status/1788492980984144339?t=OsJHsLMcgqV9_Lo8L1FZWg&s=19 @open owl where are you

[modern citrus]

où est le FC merde 😂

[open owl]

+40% de victoire pour rien gagner je préfère en rire

D'ailleurs on a une coupe Intertoto

Au cas où

Voilà

[weak viper]

https://tenor.com/view/trophy-invisible433soccer-football-joke-ps4fifa-gif-19195553

[open owl]

How many do u have

Voilà merci

[weak viper]

one too

just like most french clubs

even troyes 💀

[open owl]

Ah merde u have one

[open owl]

Not N*mes

[weak viper]

all of these clubs have an intertoto cup

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1788523870795743237?t=4NUAU2mhl8caPKxsiYASIA&s=19

@lyric wasp

[weak viper]

this is the top 20 of the most ligue 1 points won ever

so basically close to a ranking of the 20 biggest french clubs

(it doesnt count ol for losc)

[balmy shard]

all that oil money and yet theyre 7th

[lyric wasp]

LILLE OSC MENTIONNED ❤️🤍🗣️

[lyric wasp]

Why would he join a worse team

[lyric wasp]

Lille robbed should be above due to OL points

[weak viper]

OL has 326 points

so do the maths

[lyric wasp]

We're 5th

Bigger OL than FC Lyon

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1788626060705177898?t=NP80nLCW5I6MEmEj69WGxg&s=19

This lineup is so good

It's hard to do better imo

[balmy shard]

What's the benfica lineup looking like?

Just as a comparison to the marseille one

[weak viper]

you mean the atalanta one?

[balmy shard]

Oh shit yeah 😭

I forgot benfica were knocked out

[weak viper]

the only bad thing is gigot in our lineup but that's all

[weak viper]

Btw I'll be in #europa-and-conference-league

[covert smelt]

Ptn

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/Remontada_YT/status/1788649732698427776?t=i97wU9KVehSrDTVXzL0ZfA&s=19

[open owl]

Remontada NEVER misses 😭

I fucking love them

[bronze herald]

congrats Atalanta

[open owl]

Fucking hell

[mellow ridge]

@weak viper back again to rub salt in your face

"you'll see"

[weak viper]

Who even are you

[coral dome]

Leverkusen cette magie noire

[weak viper]

Now our only hope is that Q$G wins the coupe de France and we finish 7th

Or very unlikely but 6th

[modern citrus]

imagine needing your derby rivals to win a trophy for you to qualify for europe

[weak viper]

Ik it hurts

https://fxtwitter.com/Djoninho25/status/686357100151353345?t=0POHBdLq71jDrh7LGPGzdw&s=19 ???

[modern citrus]

MDRRRR

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/OptaJean/status/1788678483536674901?t=O231Up7KWBodsENY2Ogv8A&s=19

[lyric wasp]

Its either PSG or plyon they're disappointed anyway

[deep hawk]

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1788689881993973771?t=vUsgRqMtXr3DuZ6do2NGdQ&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

🚨🚨 Xavi Simons 𝗡𝗘 𝗩𝗘𝗨𝗧 𝗣𝗔𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗜𝗥 à Paris cet été ! ❌❤️💙

Le Néerlandais n'est pas très motivé à l'idée de poursuivre au PSG.

Paris et Leipzig négocient un transfert définitif. 🤯

🗞️ @FabriceHawkins

Twitter · May 9, 2024, 9:57 PM

[lyric wasp]

From a money club to a plastic one

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1788833291082076358?t=MU0hHKJ4-HAAq320KB8SGQ&s=19

[rancid peak]

https://fxtwitter.com/PSG_inside/status/1788830236697595995
https://fxtwitter.com/PSG_inside/status/1788826283759022318
https://fxtwitter.com/brfootball/status/1788854649585299917

[mellow ridge]

You said Marseille would win before to me

[weak viper]

When

[open owl]

https://www.allezpaillade.com/infirmerie/sagnan-et-kouyate-incertains-pour-la-reception-de-monaco/

PTDRRRR

No (genuinely 0) centrebacks, no Savanier, no Nordin, no Mincarelli

Ça va être fun ça

FALAYE SACKO IN CENTREBACK AGAIN

[modern citrus]

you are actually cooked

[open owl]

We actually are

[waxen palm]

Back from the dead

How is everyone

@weak viper at least we're equal now lmao

[weak viper]

yeah

but nobody expected us to go that far unlike you

[waxen palm]

lmao the number of OW fans who said OW would cook Atalanta so bad to reach the final say otherwise

[weak viper]

i mean at the start of the season

[waxen palm]

Us too tbh, literally even in the group stages

They thought we would get grouped

At least I'm proud we went that far

Just not by the way we were knocked out

[weak viper]

yh true

now we must win our last 3 games to hope that we qualify for europe

[stark vigil]

For Marseille? I think it's donc.

Done

[weak viper]

what is done

[stark vigil]

European football

Next season

[weak viper]

brother we have one game less than the others

[stark vigil]

Yeah ik

[weak viper]

and if Q$G wins the cup 7th go to conference league

[stark vigil]

Which cup

[weak viper]

the only one

[stark vigil]

And it's psg

[weak viper]

nah Q$G

[stark vigil]

Ohh coupe de france?

[stark vigil]

Haha alr

[weak viper]

and lens faces rennes

[weak viper]

yeah

[stark vigil]

Hm alr. But they only won 1/5 in Ligue 1 in their last games

That's why I think it'll be hard

[weak viper]

lens is not any better

they are both mid

[stark vigil]

I mean they did finish 2nd last season

And were in a tough ucl group and still finished 3rd

[weak viper]

it doesnt mean anything look at brest and clermont

even us

[stark vigil]

Yeah but all I'm saying is that they have better chances at eu football then om

And also. Let's not forget lyon have been on fire.

So I think even if u draw 1 game lyon will win all their games.

[snow nacelle]

Hahaha ❤️❤️❤️

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Somebody tell me I'm not dreaming

Or maybe tell me I am dreaming

[open owl]

Wtf

[weak viper]

i really hope the eiffel tower is only when Q$G are champs

[open owl]

Christopher Jullien (top speed: 4 km/h) when he tries to keep up with Balogun

[weak viper]

21 games tonight at the same time

(20 if Rouen doesn't play)

Maybe promotion day for Martigues

[weak viper]

@lyric wasp just realised as rouen won't exist anymore that means that 5 clubs from national 2 will be promoted

[lyric wasp]

Nah theyre gonna save one of the 6 relegation clubs very probably

[weak viper]

oh yeah

[lyric wasp]

Epinal escaping late we will be here 🔥🔥

[weak viper]

marignane pls finish 14 or lower then

so that arles has more chances to be promoted to national 3

(even though they lost the title deciding game against st zacharie)

because if marignane is relegated, their B team can't promote to N3

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/psgcommunity_/status/1788962226117738682?t=tXXX4r9bUhf2D9hzctmXdg&s=19

This week man

[tawny torrent]

https://fxtwitter.com/KMbappe/status/1788991573029712287

Mbappe confirms that hes leaving psg

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1788992197863375017

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨 BREAKING: Kylian Mbappé confirms he LEAVES Paris Saint-Germain at the end of the season.

Real Madrid ⏳⚪️

Twitter · May 10, 2024, 5:59 PM

[open owl]

It's time.

[weak viper]

YEAHHH FINALLY NO MORE USELESS NEWS ABOUT THIS

[open owl]

NO WAY 😭😭 MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE

tsais le mec qui réutilise la blague

[weak viper]

@open owl your montpellier banter series has come to an end

[open owl]

No it stays alive until the transfer window

[modern citrus]

wait until Julian continues to post mbappé news here after he goes to madrid

actually, if he does that, we would need TJM to intervene at some point xddd

[snow nacelle]

I just watched this video and I am bawling like a baby.

Merci kylian.

[open owl]

@waxen palm rn:

guys i sent this random player a DM on instagram cause he won me the champions league in 2031 with montpellier in football manager & he responded to me & now we just casually talk

he plays with laval

the second team like 80% of the time but i just realized he's acc on the bench with the main team today

i'm actually fabrizio romano in the making

[modern citrus]

who lol

[open owl]

loïs martins

I had to go on fff page to find his stats

[snow nacelle]

No!!!! Can't let that happen. Big loss to the world for ending such a great series

[open owl]

It's ok don't worry Julian will keep sending news about him going to madrid

[snow nacelle]

Ok and we will find a new trigger after the summer 😆

[open owl]

exactly... news about Mbappé replacement

HE'S HERE

@modern citrus @snow nacelle

[snow nacelle]

HEY JULZ

[open owl]

Julian we love you

Julian say hi to us please

[modern citrus]

Julian we love you but once kylian to madrid is official please stop with the Mbappé news in this channel 😂

[open owl]

^ but please send news about PSG's replacement

[errant flare]

Mbappe is nearing the end at PSG

Kylian Mbappe is approaching the end of his adventure with Paris Saint-Germain, as suggested by the video he recently posted in which he says goodbye to the fans. His last match at the Parc des Princes will be against Toulouse on <t:1715540400:F>. Although he doesn't directly mention Real Madrid, the suggestion remains.

Source: Kylian Mbappé
https://fxtwitter.com/KMbappe/status/1788991573029712287?t=q9eajPdUsrksYZD84VmMFg&s=19

[modern citrus]

JULIAN COOKED

[open owl]

JULIAN PLS SAY HI

[modern citrus]

@errant flare ARE YOU HUMAN

[snow nacelle]

Source: kylian mbappe

[snow nacelle]

How u do that? Teach me so I can be a wag one day HAHAHAHA

[open owl]

Just play football manager😭😭

[weak viper]

He is he is polish

Btw ligue 2 multiplex started

[snow nacelle]

Ok if I make it, I will not forget you guys. I will send u all signed jersies all day long xoxo

[open owl]

Banter Fact #11: 2015

August 2015. Rolland Courbis, Montpellier manager at the time, loses to Rennes and is now bottom of Ligue 1 with 0 points.

Courbis, in the post-match interview clearly declares: "I promise you, we will be ahead of Rennes as the championship goes, you can count on that.".

5 months later. January 2016. Rolland Courbis leaves Montpellier to join... Rennes. He wins one out of his first 5 games and, with these results, lets Montpellier get past Rennes in the table in February.

Agent Courbis from La Paillade ladies and gentlemen.

(Rennes unfortunately ends up 3 points ahead of Montpellier at the end of the season, but still way less than the point deficit at the early stage of the season)

[snow nacelle]

We love a man who keeps his promise no matter what

Very moving. Good.

[open owl]

😭😭

bro just

https://tenor.com/view/argentina-croatia-take-off-bandwagon-fan-clap-gif-12051103

[snow nacelle]

Anyway. Like kylian, I also quit my Paris job last week and my contract will end in July.

No more trips to Paris and no more chance to watch games in person any more 😦 bye parc (for now)

[weak viper]

Goal Dijon. 1-0.

Not even 1 fucking minute in

[rancid peak]

How do you guys feel about Mbappe leaving France?

[open owl]

PTDRRRR

nuls un peu non ?

[weak viper]

Bro thinks he is a canal+ post game interviewer

[open owl]

As a Montpellier fan can't be happier

[weak viper]

But don't give a shit tbh

[rancid peak]

hm..

[open owl]

He used to transform himself to prime Cruyff everytime he faced us so

[weak viper]

Last time he faced us:

Shit can't find the gif of when he was subbed off

[weak viper]

It's better that they not win

[open owl]

there are currently 21 matches live rn wtf

[weak viper]

Draw would be perfect

[weak viper]

Yh I know

[open owl]

après tu t'en fous non ?

[weak viper]

Bah non

[open owl]

you will defeat Nîmes next week

bah si du coup

[weak viper]

Oui c'est vrai

[open owl]

att

mais vous êtes déjà promus en fait

[weak viper]

En plus je serai au stade contre Nîmes

[open owl]

pk tu stresses

vous êtes pas déjà mathématiquement promu ?

[weak viper]

Non si Niort ils gagnent et qu'on perd on est à 1 point d'ecart

[open owl]

ah non mais je suis taré

je vois

[weak viper]

Si Martigues sont promus en ligue 2 j'envahis le terrain ou pas?

[open owl]

bah comme tout le monde

biensur

[weak viper]

Ok

[open owl]

j'aurais été tellement chaud de venir aussi mais partiels

vrm ma dernière semaine de partiels en +

[weak viper]

Ah ouais force à toi

[open owl]

genre j'ai partiels le 22 puis j'ai fini l'année

[weak viper]

En plus vraiment je peux demander à mon père d'avoir des places gratuites

Il travaille avec le chef d'un groupe de supporters de Martigues

(il supporte l'OM)

[open owl]

merde

je suis vrm dég je voulais aussi faire le déplacement à Lens

le 19

mais du coup non

[weak viper]

J'ai un pote il a fait le dep à Toulouse

[open owl]

le dep de qui ?

Goal Nice as expected

[weak viper]

Goal Dijon. 2-0.

[open owl]

but Le Havre are equalizing

[open owl]

tranquille u play Nîmes next

[weak viper]

OM

[open owl]

ah

[weak viper]

Il est abonné aux MTP

[open owl]

beinsports mena r so confusing

they're only broadcasting amiens auxerre

also can we talk about valenciennes winning 2-0?

Valenciennes ever since they heard they got relegated: 3 matches, 3 wins so far

Bordeaux red card

@hoary crystal ??!!

[hoary crystal]

im watching Auxerre

[open owl]

mais ???

why would u watch auxerre if ur team is playing 😭

[lyric wasp]

VALENCIENNES 4 MATCHS INVAINCUS LE NATIONAL TREMBLE !

[hoary crystal]

i dont have the channel for it

[snow nacelle]

Yes bein is so weird, sometimes even some ligue 1 matches are missing and I email them to ask why

[open owl]

oh force

[open owl]

i use todtv which is like the streaming service like netflix but for bein sports

[hoary crystal]

i need amazon prime i only got bein

[open owl]

LAVALLLLLLL

[hoary crystal]

Troyes are finished bruh

Remontada is crying

[weak viper]

4 actually

[open owl]

they actually bottled promotion btw

[weak viper]

This game is fucking borgo remake

[open owl]

oh no i mean in a row

[weak viper]

Oh

Well if they win this game it will be 4

[open owl]

not rly tbh it doesn't matter they're already mathematically relegated + pending point suspension from the league so

[hoary crystal]

ye

[open owl]

Concarneau goal 😭

[hoary crystal]

also i just saw Al Ettifaq 5-0 Al Ittihad

OH

[open owl]

Bordeaux finished

[hoary crystal]

shiesse

we dont compete for anything anyway

[open owl]

u guys r fiiinished

[hoary crystal]

yes

[open owl]

Sainté goal

[hoary crystal]

were like Chelsea

but in L2

[open owl]

Rodez no please

Rodez are now out of playoff zone.

[weak viper]

Goal Sainté !!!

[open owl]

https://tenor.com/bFWym.gif

[deep hawk]

Gérard Lopez tax

[open owl]

Brest losing!!

Reims 1-0

[weak viper]

Brest experiencing the new manager effect

GOOOALLLL MARTIGUESS

2-1

COME ON

[hoary crystal]

Brest sacked their manager ?

[open owl]

no no reims did

[weak viper]

No?

[open owl]

and they have a new manager

new manager always wins

[weak viper]

Oh you mean that okay

@open owl

2 pens

[open owl]

wtf

[weak viper]

These 2 clubs deserve to be in Ligue 1 btw

[opal bridge]

BeIn sports not showing Auxerre smh

[open owl]

Only Sochaux

[hoary crystal]

its in L'Equipe

21

[weak viper]

they aren't french

[hoary crystal]

they are

[weak viper]

but yeah @opal bridge if you go on l'equipe's website you can watch the game

it's free

https://www.lequipe.fr/tv/

i think you gotta create an account though

[opal bridge]

Can you watch it outside of France?

[weak viper]

it's just that the comments are only in french

[weak viper]

idk

let me try

yh it's only in france

[hoary crystal]

v p n

[weak viper]

i know

how do you think i've checked

i can't teleport

[lyric wasp]

Red Star losing on purpose or????

Theyve been throwing asf ever since they got promoted

Should I be happy or unhappy today

[open owl]

goal troyes

[hoary crystal]

uhm

so

what did yall get for dinner

btw

[modern citrus]

bruh point farmer

[hoary crystal]

ye

[weak viper]

GOAL MARTIGUES

2-2

[lyric wasp]

RODEEZZZZZZ

LETS GO

1 TIR CADRE 1 BUT

[covert smelt]

DIONY

BUUUUT

[covert smelt]

Lâche ça

[weak viper]

angers scored bruh

[covert smelt]

C'est Niort qui monte

[lyric wasp]

ANGGEERRRSSS GOLGOLGOL

[weak viper]

auxerre are officially crowned ligue 2 champions

[covert smelt]

Pas mérité

[lyric wasp]

Dunkerque did NOT relegate LETS GO!!!

🐬

Rodez reviendra battre Sainté en barrages

[weak viper]

Niort just scored and are leading 2-0

[lyric wasp]

Dunkerque Ligue 1 2026 on y croit

[weak viper]

Come on Martigues

+4 min added time

Goal Dijon. 3-2

How

FT

We must win against Nîmes to promote

Or Niort don't win their last game

[lyric wasp]

le criminel GOAL FC est relégué MDRRRRR

[rotund gull]

Saint Etienne starting their Hamburg banter era

[lyric wasp]

AU REVOIR LE GOAL FC

[hoary crystal]

...

i cannot express my depression

[weak viper]

We have the 6 clubs relegated to national 2

Cholet, Épinal, Marignane, GOAL FC, Avranches and Villefranche

[hoary crystal]

crazy that we talk more about National than Ligue 1 today

[weak viper]

Avranches I need you to do me a favour pls

[rotund gull]

so how many teams are in National next season?

is there a restructuring or have I always missed out on a ridiculous 6 team relegation in this league

[covert smelt]

Les asiatiques foutent la poisse a Angers

[covert smelt]

Wtf un fan de Bordeaux

[weak viper]

Nah it's just linked to the restructuring in ligue 1 and 2

It will be 18 teams and 4 relegated