ligue-1

[open owl]

Lyon is very close

And PSG is gonna win tbh

I'm not saying we're shooting for it

[stark vigil]

Sooo mathematically what your saying is

[open owl]

We already drew against Nantes last week

[stark vigil]

Rennes Toulouse,

Marselle Lyon and lens

are gonna have to lose all of their games left

For montpellier to get some european football next season

[open owl]

We're mathematically still not relegation free & still not out of Europe

[stark vigil]

Still possible.

Very unlikely tho

[weak viper]

Yeah

[open owl]

Meanwhile realistically we're not relegating & not getting Europe

[sweet condor]

Gonna be tough for uth yea

[mellow ridge]

Marseille aren't even in the conference league qualifiers

How

[sweet condor]

7th*

[open owl]

They suck

[mellow ridge]

But perform in uefa?

[sweet condor]

Marseille will finish 6th

[mellow ridge]

Man these teams be confusing me

[stark vigil]

True.

[mellow ridge]

Dortmund ahh mentality

[stark vigil]

But your most likely just gonna end in like

[open owl]

The dots are sending me rn

[stark vigil]

a top 10 spot

[open owl]

[stark vigil]

Not that bad honestly

[open owl]

Reminding me of tonight

Goal Toulouse. 4-0.

[stark vigil]

Nahh honestly montpellier are a good club

[open owl]

Nah we still won't get that I think

[stark vigil]

But from what you did say

Ill be shocked if they win

But a draw can work

[open owl]

Nah we're not winning

[stark vigil]

But a draw means no european football

[open owl]

A draw if Toulouse r really bad

[open owl]

Well no one is aiming for european football

[mellow ridge]

Tbh Ligue 1 without psg would be the most competitive league.

There's so many different placements in top 4

Every season

[open owl]

If we draw or win we're safe

[stark vigil]

Yeah psg makes it look so easy lmao

im so tired of the premier league, watchjing it is watching man city win all seasons

But in the ligue 1, idk

There's more competition for top 2

and 3

and 4

[open owl]

By GD

[mellow ridge]

"most competitive" is owned by an oil club

[weak viper]

Yeah but if you listen to their fans they save ligue 1

[mellow ridge]

If takeovers never existed. Football would be more interesting.

[open owl]

Yeah but tbh I don't think we would perform in Europe much without them

I don't see a real UCL contender in this league

Other than PSG

[stark vigil]

We have win our home game...

[open owl]

Maybe the time will come but it's just football today

[stark vigil]

And im scared because of that.

PSG never perform at home

except very rarely

[weak viper]

In the last 10 years before Qatar came Monaco went to the UCL final, Lyon in the semis, Bordeaux in the quarter finals and us in UCL quarters+ uel final

[mellow ridge]

Exactly. That united match😭

[stark vigil]

The only loss we took in ligue 1 this season,

Was at home

[open owl]

Yeah but now there's more money needed to be pumped to be able to truly contend

[mellow ridge]

This season the Portugese league is gonna become the 5th best league if Lyon dont win the cup.

[open owl]

What cup

[weak viper]

Maybe if Qatar wasn't there the other clubs would have earned more money

[stark vigil]

the cup?

[open owl]

Ofc

[mellow ridge]

Coppa de France or smthing

[weak viper]

Nah

[mellow ridge]

I forgot

[open owl]

How is Portuguese

What

[stark vigil]

how -

how does that make any sense lol

[mellow ridge]

They've been more interesting in the title race.

[open owl]

Portuguese league is like very very far from top 5

[mellow ridge]

They're 7th

[open owl]

And either way why would a domestic cup change a coefficient

[stark vigil]

fr

[open owl]

Yeah but the point difference is big

[mellow ridge]

🤷

[mellow ridge]

Psg will fail without mbappe inshallah

[open owl]

Where did u read that lmao

The league rankings are based on European matches not domestic ones

[stark vigil]

la liga is below serie a ?

[weak viper]

Yeah since today

[stark vigil]

how does that make any sense 💀

[weak viper]

But it can still change

[weak viper]

Except real Madrid and sometimes Sevilla, what Spanish clubs have gone far in Europe in the last 5 years

[stark vigil]

5 years?

Barca

Atletico

[weak viper]

Italy got inter, Milan, Fiorentina, Roma three times

[weak viper]

When

[stark vigil]

Hmm that is true

[stark vigil]

I mean the quarter-finals i consider them far enough

[weak viper]

Oh I forgot Villarreal

But that is also explained by the fact that osasuna got knocked out early

And also Atalanta (this season) and juve last season

[coral dome]

You have weird takes bro like luton atmosphere>Marseille

[mellow ridge]

That was obvious bait lol

[coral dome]

Ah youre only posting baits here?💀

All for the engagements ig

[mellow ridge]

Nah

Js the xp

When i get to level 3 I'll have better takes

[open owl]

https://x.com/montpellierhsc/status/1786425770547556476?s=46

If we don't lose I'm genuinely cutting my left nut on stream

MHSC (@MontpellierHSC) on X

👊 𝑳𝑨 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑶 #TFCMHSC

Twitter · May 3, 2024, 4:01 PM

[modern citrus]

omfg bluee not being overly confident before a game

this means mhsc will cook a win

[open owl]

We're looking at our worst lineup in possibly the last 2-3 years

And Valère Germain & Mamadou Sakho were employed in my football club

[modern citrus]

we love to spit on him but germain can have his days actually

Monaco Germain...

[open owl]

No but I meant MHSC Germain

5-3-2 holy fuck

[weak viper]

You realise that a draw isn't a loss right?

[open owl]

We're not drawing either

We're playing 5 atb with 2 CDMs

[weak viper]

Alright screenshoted

[open owl]

I'd be surprised if we score

[weak viper]

I'll come back to that at FT

[open owl]

Fairs

[lyric wasp]

Portugal is closer to Belgium than to France 🗣️🔥❤️

[lyric wasp]

Deserved loss

[mellow ridge]

Nah Clermont foot only performs against psg

How

The

Hell

Did they beat them

AND DRAW TO THEM

How did they*

It's weird as hell

Dosent even make sense

[weak viper]

Lens - Lorient tonight ❌
Martigues - Marignane ✅

[open owl]

KICKOFF (i'm 10 mins late), I don't think we're winning today! but still go Montpellier 😍

WHAT A FUCKING SAVE DIMITRY BERTAUD

WOW

GOAL LINE CLEARANCE FROM KIKI

Potential penalty for Toulouse.

NO PEN!

[magic island]

Comeon Montpellier

[weak viper]

Goal Montpellier

[magic island]

@open owl ay bro you said it

When stream

[open owl]

GOALAGALG

QSGOGALALAL

AGOALLL

WHAT

[weak viper]

Savanier scores

[open owl]

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL

XHAT A FUGOAGL

WHAT A GOAL

WHAT IS THIS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOMINATION

WHAT IS THIS

OH MY GOD

OH MYG UFKCING GODDD

WHAT A GOAL

[weak viper]

Free kick?

[open owl]

DUDE WHAT A FUCKING GOAL

NO

THE BEST VOLLEY I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE

OMERAGIC ONE OF THE BEST FUCKING DRIBBLES I'VE SEEN

SYLLA ONE OF THE BEST ASSISTS

I'VE SEEN

HOLYQSYUF

[weak viper]

Better than payet's

?

[open owl]

Director has replayed the goal at least 11-12 times so far

[magic island]

It’s on bein 4?

[open owl]

yea

[open owl]

nan dose mais

c'était incroyable

[open owl]

Director repeated it an additional 4 times since this message

[weak viper]

Goal Toulouse

[open owl]

Goal Toulouse. 1-1.

fucking

You can't save that shit

[open owl]

also i just realized u were ahead of me

like 10 seconds

so i'm out

will be back when something happens ;D

[weak viper]

I'm not watching I just get sofascore notifications

Another one

[open owl]

Goal Toulouse. 2-1.

VAR check

[weak viper]

Disallowed

[open owl]

STOP SENDING NOTIFICATIONS THEN WTFHQLKSJFHQ

just wait for my reaction then react fr

DISALLOWEEEDDDD

it stays 1-1

[weak viper]

Bruh I'm waiting 20 seconds

[open owl]

yeh sofascore is very much ahead

[weak viper]

You said you were like 10 sec ahead

Late*

[open owl]

it's just i'm on a vpn so there's like delay

[weak viper]

Yh ik

[open owl]

i'm 10 sec late compared to amazon

[weak viper]

Same for me

Oh ok

[open owl]

but these guys are so fast

at sofa

[open owl]

SECOND HALF! COME ON Montpellier!

We really need to press we suffered all of first half

[magic island]

Blue becoming Syri (me)

[sweet condor]

Lol

Oh nvm no goal

Montpellier will still win this

[open owl]

DISALLOWED GOAL

Oh also Tamari subbed off at the 52nd minute

super early

Karamoh comes on

Dallinga shut up u crying bitch

WTF

RED CARD MONTPELLIER?

VIOLENT CONDUCT SAVANIER

THERE WERE 3 FUCKING GAMES LEFT TO THE SEASON

PLEASE DON'T

[weak viper]

LMAOOO

Savanier red card what a surprise

[open owl]

Savanier red card.

[weak viper]

his first red card of the season btw

surprising

[sweet condor]

Smh

[open owl]

This is fucking disgraceful

I genuinely don't think we have enough players to legally start the match against Monaco

Next week

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/FCSM_officiel/status/1786452828912791923 ????

[open owl]

Dallinga is a fucking crying bitch by the way

Bitching for 65 minutes but the second Téji pushes someone off him he gets a direct red card + 9 months jailtime

Not a single card for the crying bitch by the way

Wasting time, fighting with players

Shooting the ball away on purpose when ref whistles

[weak viper]

btw @open owl i just saw your goal and it was amazing

[open owl]

KLQNSBFKLJQSHFLKQSJFHQF

SFHQSJHFQS

GOALALAl

[weak viper]

you shouldnt be that happy

[magic island]

So when stream?

[open owl]

ajkhkjlhlkjhlkfjhskljqFHQS

fqslkfhjqsklfhq

gaGQSLJKGFHLQKSJHF

GOALALAL

FAYAYAYDA

[open owl]

wait fuck

[magic island]

[open owl]

guys it was a joke

pls

[magic island]

There is no pls

you promised

[weak viper]

bah au pire tu prends 2 noix et tu coupes celle de gauche

||red card toulouse||

[magic island]

non, il a promis

[weak viper]

bah il a pas précisé de quoi il s'agissait précisément

y a plusieurs traductions de nut en anglais et noix en est une

[magic island]

I don’t speak French bro please even le’ google translate is confused

[weak viper]

ok

i said that there are several translations of nut in french and a nut (the thing you can eat like a coconut) is one of them

[magic island]

Ah ok

[open owl]

Wait Nîmes 1-1 wtf

[magic island]

Also blue in September I start French

[open owl]

Bro when Ferri was subbed on I swear he swapped bodies with Téji

there's no way

[weak viper]

good luck

[open owl]

gll

sorry i'm like not here

[open owl]

DALLINGA YOU FUCKING WHORE

HOW DID HE NOT EVEN GET 1 YELLOW CARD

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

7 FOULS COMMITTED, 2 FIGHTS

3 TIME WASTING ACTIONS

[surreal berry]

Salió el 2.5

[magic island]

Ok question

If psg win the cup

Will 6th place be conference league

[open owl]

7th

Potential 2nd red card for Montpellier.

VAR check.

OH WAIT NO

POTENTIAL PENALTY FOR MONTPELLIER

THIS REF IS SO CONFUSING

VAR check over.

No pen.

We're at 90+10' on 7 minutes of additional time

this is fucking stupid just whistle

FULL TIME!!!!

MONTPELLIER WIIIINSSSSS!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCKKKHAHAHA

[weak viper]

KICKOFF! ALLEZ MARTIGUES

[magic island]

So as it stands, so, basically, if marseille, Lyon, Rennes all bottle and you win the remaining games you have left you will finish the seventh and qualify to the conference league

This has a probability of 0.0000000001 of happening

[open owl]

Would've probably been 20% if we didn't bottle against Nantes last week

at home

[magic island]

Unlucky

[open owl]

L'OCCITANIE EST ORANGE ET BLEUE.

[weak viper]

@open owl NIMES WON!!!

Red card Martigues.

Pls don't bottle promotion again

And goal marignane. 0-1.

[open owl]

THEY'VE DONE IT AGAIN

[modern citrus]

@open owl time to lose your nut my guy

[weak viper]

As it stands Quevilly and Concarneau are relegated
to national 1 and Troyes are 95% sure

GOALLL MARTIGUESSS

COME ON

[covert smelt]

Corruption montpelliesaine ça date pas d'hier

[modern citrus]

*montpelliéraine

[modern citrus]

W Troyes to Ligue 3

[weak viper]

Corruption rennoise ça date pas d'hier

[covert smelt]

C le correcteur

[covert smelt]

Je te signale pour racisme envers habitants étrangers Rennais

[modern citrus]

rennoise 🤣

[modern citrus]

mais oui bien sur

[covert smelt]

Waaa s bon on a plus le droit de faire des fautes

Demain cadeau pour toi frérot @modern citrus

On tue les messins

On leur marche dessus

[modern citrus]

oui

je suis d'accord

[covert smelt]

Voila

[weak viper]

GOOAOLLLLL

[modern citrus]

metz c'est une équipe de L2 + Mikautadze

[weak viper]

COME ONNN

GET INN

[modern citrus]

sans Mikautadze c'est milieu de tableau Ligue 2

[weak viper]

So as it stands Nîmes are 95% staying in national

HT

Idk how tf we scored 2 goals while being 10v11 but hey we take it

[covert smelt]

Mikautadze FC

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/MassiliaZone/status/1786475077715824935?t=ADh21vype4N7E0TN3O_KXw&s=19

https://tenor.com/view/cr1ti-ka-l-penguinz0-charlie-reddit-gold-excited-gif-18542260

[stark vigil]

@open owl

Congrats

They actually won

[weak viper]

Troyes Vs VA got interrupted because fans threw flares on the pitch

[stark vigil]

Told u toulouse suck

[open owl]

TROYES RELEGATED TO NATIONAL

IT'S BEING COUNTED AS A LOSS I THINK

THE MATCH IS COMPLETELY ABANDONED

TAPIS VERT FOR VALENCIENNES MOST LIKELY

TROYES ARE MATHEMATICALLY RELEGATED AFTER DUNKERQUE WIN

[magic island]

Rip bozo

You won’t be missed

💀

[open owl]

They will honestly

City Group killed the club

[magic island]

Isn’t savio technically owned by them

[weak viper]

Yeah

Goal Lens. Wahi.

Btw most Troyes fans didn't even know they owned him

[magic island]

Did he even play a game for them

[sweet condor]

LORIENT YESS

Oh wait

Nvm

I hate sofascore

[weak viper]

Nah he got bought this season and loaned immediately to girona

[covert smelt]

Les gars

Demain prono !

[weak viper]

But it's basically man city C team buying a player and loaning him to their B team

[covert smelt]

Moi je dis 4-1 objectivement

Et vous

[magic island]

Na Troyes is man city d

Palmero is c

[covert smelt]

Troyes*🥵

Mais ya aucun joueur de city a Troyes frérot

Enfin aucun prêt

C juste parce que bah city group

Sinon ya rien

[open owl]

LORIENT WTF

[weak viper]

Chaque année ils ont un joueur en prêt mais ok

[open owl]

LORIENT HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY ROBBED WAIT WHAT

[covert smelt]

Comme ?

[open owl]

Also Lens are booing Wahi lmfao

[weak viper]

Bah kaboré

[open owl]

this is so fucking sad

I hope he leaves this stupid bitch ass club

and truly

[covert smelt]

Pk des gros mots

[weak viper]

L'année dernière y en avait un qui a un nom super long aussi

[open owl]

psk c'est un club de cancer

ils huent leur attaquant qui a marqué quoi

ptet ça lui mettra en confiance hein

il a 20 piges putain

they ruined a fantastic player

[magic island]

I swear French football is a top 5 league but with the cancer and racism of Cyprus and Greece

[open owl]

& he was fantastic with us

[covert smelt]

Fvck Lille fvck red star fvck Montpellier fvck Metz fvck Lyon s/o Matic et fvck Lorient 🔥🔥🔥

[sweet condor]

I hate lens so fucking much

Glad montpellier won tho

[covert smelt]

Pleure t'as fini 3eme

[open owl]

This has been cancelled for Lorient for offside?? what the fuck

[sweet condor]

Just as predicted 😎

[covert smelt]

😭😭😭

[magic island]

I can’t tell if this is a joke

[open owl]

what

It's not

They just cancelled it

[covert smelt]

Corruption

[magic island]

How is that offside

[sweet condor]

Ffs

[lyric wasp]

No league ?

[magic island]

Ffs

[open owl]

I swear to god they just cancelled it lmfao

[covert smelt]

Et quand on me dit que ya pas corruption ça se moque de moi

[weak viper]

Where is the offside

[open owl]

I don't know

it was immediately cancelled

No var check nothing

[magic island]

I swear that’s the clearest onside

[lyric wasp]

Players threw flares at the fans aswell

[open owl]

Ref immediately said nonono play

[covert smelt]

This is french refre

[lyric wasp]

No quarters ?

[open owl]

Nah it wasn't at the fans

[magic island]

You don’t need VAR if you have eyes

[covert smelt]

Refree

[open owl]

oh wait

i saw one video

oh shit they did wtf

[covert smelt]

On parle plus Pugo?

[lyric wasp]

2021 league title where you at?

Bros flexing stuff that we have the double of

[covert smelt]

En français Pugo stp

[lyric wasp]

No

Skill issue

[covert smelt]

D'accord

Rions de Rodez

[lyric wasp]

Going to school might be a better idea than trolling online

[covert smelt]

Mais chef j'suis daron moi

J'ai des gosses

[open owl]

bah non

[covert smelt]

Bah si ils perdent dcp

[open owl]

ils vont chercher cette montée

menfou

[weak viper]

What.

[covert smelt]

Mais lâche ça c'est Angers qui monte

Ça date pas d'hier ptn

Avec auxerre

Sois objectif

[open owl]

ptdr mais

évidemment

mathématiquement ils peuvent même pas atteindre le top 2

mais je parle des barrages

[lyric wasp]

Toutes mes condoléances

[open owl]

n'importe quoi

il n'a pas de gosses praxly

[lyric wasp]

Encore heureux

[open owl]

faut avoir une femme d'abord

[lyric wasp]

Il fait le troll plutôt que d'aller en lv1

[open owl]

et en tant que rennais ...

MDRR le pauvre faut arrêter

Goal Lens

Poor Lorient

[weak viper]

Shit

[open owl]

absolutely robbed

C'est fini. Lorient est reléguée.

[weak viper]

Oh pignard is the ref not surprising then

Same ref as OM vs Nice

Where he gave moumbagna a red card for nothing

FT

MARTIGUES WINS THE ETANG DE BERRE DERBY

[lyric wasp]

Plens ridiculous

[open owl]

Lmfao

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/PVSportFR/status/1786489395236811046?t=rs4spzCjABKyBSvTv2AOgQ&s=19

Okay the ultras shouldn't do this but WHY THE FUCK ARE THE PLAYERS THROWING THEM BACK

Are they fucking stupid

There may be children here

Remontada about to kill himself after that game

oh and btw since the start of the 2022/23 season troyes won only 10 (yes ten) league games

and 7 since kisnorbo became their manager (after wc 2022)

[opal drift]

@open owl congrats on avoiding relegation

[open owl]

tank you sirrrrr

[sacred jetty]

I hope this bloody gets CFG to listen

I doubt it but fair play to them for calling out their mismanagement

I feel bad for them and the others I don't want CFG just to use these lot as "fodder" for other clubs they want owners who actually care for the club not this shit

[deep hawk]

It's sad what is happening to Troyed

[unkempt fossil]

rip Troyes

delete multi club ownership

[night tulip]

Fuck city football group

[weak viper]

Unfortunately I think the same will happen to Strasbourg in the next few years

[sacred jetty]

Strasbourg will be worse considering their owners

[modern citrus]

no cuz Strasbourg fans are not Proyes fans

whatever Proyes fans can do we will do it 100x worse, even making a breakaway club is not out of question if it happens

[weak viper]

true

[covert smelt]

Tg Troyes les goats

On les aime 😭😔

♥️

Eh les gars sinon ce soir 5-2 pour rennes

[errant flare]

Bułka is a gateway to success

Marcin Bułka has been successful in Ligue 1, which has attracted the attention of Premier League clubs and Real Madrid. Despite rumors about his transfer, Bułka clearly announced that he remains in Nice. He was even nominated for the UNFP Trophy as the league's best goalkeeper. Currently, his team is fifth in the table, still fighting for a place in the Champions League or qualifying rounds.

Source: Nice-Matin

[weak viper]

https://www.youtube.com/live/Q5COx9-OYtE?si=hDhJ5xMroJ6Y7m3X

[covert smelt]

Réel Julian

[covert smelt]

En sah

Remis gagne

J'suis gentil Reims ya des pépites la bas

[weak viper]

GOALLL

1-0

[modern citrus]

Goal Havre. 1-0.

[open owl]

Bon

Au moins Nantes est en danger maintenant

[weak viper]

2-0

Sternal is so good man

[opal bridge]

Looks like Axuerre will be heading back up to Ligue 1

[weak viper]

W

[opal bridge]

They'll be heading up this week if St. Etienne lose later today

[weak viper]

hopefully sainté joins them too

[opal bridge]

Assuming they don't choke to Paris FC

I want the Paris derby in Ligue 1 but Paris FC will find a way to blow it

[weak viper]

actually even if sainté wins they are 6 points clear of angers and have +20 more gd

so it's basically sure they are in ligue 1

[opal bridge]

Is it the 1st tie breaker in Ligue 2 or is it head to head

[weak viper]

nah it's gd

h2h is only in national 1 and lower

[opal bridge]

Hmm

Well Auxerre might celebrate the win tonight as if they are up

Guess we'll see

They never should have dropped to Ligue 2 to begin with TBH

The reduction screwed them

[weak viper]

yeah

[queen light]

2-0 Le Havre

[modern citrus]

Goal Havre. 2-0.

[lyric wasp]

Nantes raid really killed their small club

[weak viper]

goal strasbourg

[weak viper]

W rotherham

[lyric wasp]

thats why red star will shit on pourri FC and promote in 2025-26 season

[modern citrus]

Goal Strasbourg 2-1 Guilbert

whatever, we won't score another

[weak viper]

FT Auxerre is now 99% promoted to ligue 1

[opal bridge]

Now we wait and see if it's confirmed today or next week

[weak viper]

FT WE ARE IN THE GAMBARDELLA FINAL!!!

Goal le havre

3-1

[lyric wasp]

COME ON CLERMONT

🌋

[modern citrus]

can't even bother w it

[open owl]

Goal Monaco & Clermont's ded

[open owl]

CLERMONT IS NOT DEAD

It's 1-1

Goal Monaco already, it's 2-1

[dusky pecan]

yeah Monaco is 2-1 rn

[open owl]

poor Clermont

It's Muhammed Cham's fault

Why bro celebrating like it's a late winner

[dusky pecan]

😭😭

[open owl]

Just pick up the ball & go back into play don't lose momentum

[dusky pecan]

He jinxed it

[open owl]

He jinxed his own team

[dusky pecan]

blue what's ur predictions for the upcoming Dortmund vs PSG match

PSG has to win by 2 goals lead

[open owl]

PSG wins by 1 and it goes to ET

Then it's whoever's match

[dusky pecan]

Fair enough

Mbappe gotta put on a show before he leaves

[lyric wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/volcano-volcán-vulcano-blast-burst-gif-21665328

[dusky pecan]

Is it just me or did that take a while to reach HT

[weak viper]

Nancy wins against Troyes on pens so they'll face us in the final

3-1 Monaco btw

Clermont relegated

[shut drum]

even worse its 4-1 now

the rat ben yedder has been cooking

its gonna be weird to see brest in ucl next year

[west isle]

Monaco winning. I like that

[weak viper]

goal metz

[weak viper]

they have to win the playoffs first

[open owl]

NANTES BARRAGISTE

[weak viper]

(which they won't imo)

mikautadze scores who would've thought

[sacred mango]

GEORGES MIKAUTADZEEEE GOAAAAAL

[weak viper]

and if they finish 4th (they will)

[lyric wasp]

Perfectly balanced

[weak viper]

GOAL ST ETIENNE

[lyric wasp]

NOOOOOO

[weak viper]

rennes equalizer

[sacred mango]

1-1

Var checking smth

Goal count 1-1

Cmoon mikautadze💪

[weak viper]

W rouen

[sacred mango]

GOAAAAL 2-1

Mikautadze assist

HES ON FIREE

💪

[weak viper]

great

now give him to us

[open owl]

No to us

You can have Delort @weak viper

Il a dit que l'OM c'était son club de coeur

At least make his wish come true

[lyric wasp]

Rare time i need praxly to win

[deep hawk]

I need Metz win

[lyric wasp]

why

We need nantes surviving so we can trash them when they have nothing to play for

[covert smelt]

Ferme la mdrrr

Shut

[covert smelt]

🫵🫵🫵

[open owl]

RENNES COMES BACK

AND METZ IS OFFICIALLY RELEGATED

BECAUSE MIKAUTADZE ATE A RED CARD

AND HIS SEASON IS OVER

[modern citrus]

@covert smelt cimer

[covert smelt]

:chapeau::chapeau::chapeau:

[covert smelt]

YES MY BRO

[open owl]

No

Notre parcours européen se termine ce soir.

Il aurait duré 24h.

[covert smelt]

De quoi tu parl z

Parles

Rennes futur champion de conférence ptn

Jadore

Je signe

J'ailabar

[open owl]

MAIS UN SCANDALE ABSOLU CE ROUGE

I JUSt saw it

Mais c'était quoi ce rouge

It should be Kalimuendo yellow lmfao wtf is this

[lyric wasp]

Metz relegation

losing to strasbourg cus no striker and losing to PSG

[lyric wasp]

you wont finish 7th cus OM exists

https://tenor.com/view/om-marseille-jul-dp-olympique-de-marseille-gif-27513368

[covert smelt]

Euh chef non

Je finish 7eme hein

[lyric wasp]

OM >>>

[open owl]

Euh ?

[lyric wasp]

L'OM va devancer Praxly au classement

[open owl]

Euh ?

Unless Der Zak has something to say about it

Nvm OM gets 7th place they still have Havre (A) & Lorient (H) 💀

There's an insect on the camera LMFAO

Best thing that's happened in this game so far

I'm crying it's still on it

It's just walking on the lens

Update 2 mins later it's still there

Brest is playing horrendously wtf

They're not getting UCL tbh

I hope they prove me wrong but don't think they will

[lyric wasp]

they have 72% possession

Nantes gonna escape relegation once again even tho they won 1 game

wait they won 9

what the hell

feels like they won 1

[open owl]

Yeah but they're not doing shit with it

[lyric wasp]

they subbed peter letmywolves

[open owl]

This is such a snoozefest holy shit

Even my commentator is not speaking I swear

And he has a cold so I can just hear his runny nose

And just randomly

"so when will the goal come."

[lyric wasp]

brest did terrorist attacking subsitutitons

[open owl]

Even the crowd is dead

This might be one of the most boring matches I've ever seen in my life

And I've watched covid football

[lyric wasp]

covid football best football

title

W

[open owl]

Yeah even the commentator is sleeping

"A win would make the Brest fans happy"

"... so uh no goal here this match"

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/MohamedTERParis/status/1786850043988709618?t=w0G4PhMXXl3PtQKPrOmH7g&s=19

[open owl]

Nantes are gonna steal a win here tbh

[open owl]

PTDRRRRRRRR

Nantes wasting soooo much time

[weak viper]

pls lille and monaco finish above brest

i don't wanna see brest in the ucl

[lyric wasp]

i want to see brest in UCL

[weak viper]

they can't even beat other top 5 clubs

and nantes

[lyric wasp]

brest will win UCL Playoff against whatever mid team they play

[weak viper]

• we all know next season they are going to get back to their average level

[open owl]

It's over

[weak viper]

??

what are they on

[open owl]

I don't usually post these since I don't do them often but ty Brest 🥰

(j'ai la haine un peu)

[open owl]

https://x.com/actul1_/status/1786872314941890574?s=46

Ptn le pauvre

Actu Ligue 1 (@ActuL1_) on X

🚨💣 BREAKING ! Jeff Reine-Adelaide s’est effondré après avoir reçu un ballon en pleine tête ! 🤯❌

L’ancien lyonnais est sorti du terrain inconscient, et pourrait avoir une hémorragie cérébrale. 😳

Courage à lui. 🫶

(@sudinfo_be)

Twitter · May 4, 2024, 9:35 PM

[weak viper]

vraiment le joueur le plus malchanceux du foot francais, force à lui

[languid salmon]

We les gar sdk

[open owl]

nn mais je quitte #football-chat mdr

[modern citrus]

🤣 non c'est une blague

[open owl]

salford city c'est pour m'achever ptdrr

la cerise sur le gâteau

je vais le transformer en un bon fan

vous allez voir, let me cook

tu vas voir dans 2 semaines il va chanter allez paillade ici

on est morts

[modern citrus]

lstb

[open owl]

on est cuits, j'ai dit tu préfères qui si Lyon et Madrid jouent en demi finale de LdC et il m'a dit madrid pour les underdogs

[sacred mango]

English plz

[modern citrus]

réponse de la France: non

[lyric wasp]

apres cest praxly t'es pas obligé de le défendre mdrr

[rotund vale]

yessir

[rotund vale]

i. would prefer madrid, but root for lyon

[weak viper]

Au bout d'un moment faut arrêter d'aller dans ce salon

[open owl]

RIP 🙏

[weak viper]

I just realised Lille is gonna be on fire on the coupe de France final day

Because before the cup final there is also the Gambardella final

So maybe there will be OM, Q$G and FC Lyon fans at the same time

[open owl]

And Nancy too

[weak viper]

yeah but nancy doesn't have any rivalry with the others

[open owl]

We should probably invite Metz fans just for the party

[radiant thunder]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1787080666787758354?t=Wy3W9N0kilzC4m80BK_62g&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🇵🇹 Renato Sanches will return to PSG at the end of the current season, AS Roma will not trigger €15m buy option clause to keep him at the club.

↪️ Sanches will be available on the market as PSG will explore solutions for Portuguese midfielder.

Twitter · May 5, 2024, 11:23 AM

[covert smelt]

AYYYYAAAAA les footix

C les indiens ça

[covert smelt]

Chuis le mec le moins aimé dans ce salon kestumedis

[covert smelt]

😹😹😹

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/_BeFootball/status/1787116244191068533?t=FOZhvQf2XclJfGBk_v-Y5A&s=19 WHAT

Scaloni should be ashamed

He's way better than Medina

[lyric wasp]

And Lille fans WE ARE AT HOME ❤️🤍⚜️

[deep hawk]

Je connais mon club on va choke contre Lyon

[cunning tendon]

Yeah

[reef dust]

he is

I'm wondering

how are psg fans feeling mbappe is leaving

[errant flare]

Mbappe's genius according to Lewandowski - France in delight

Robert Lewandowski expressed his opinion about Kylian Mbappe in an interview with the French media, describing him as a unique player and personality. His positive words about Mbappe aroused great interest in France, where they are eagerly quoted. Lewandowski highlighted Mbappe's intelligence and speed and his importance as an example for young players. The Polish striker also spoke about the upcoming France-Poland match at Euro 2024, expressing his readiness to fight for victory.

Source: Le Parisien

[modern citrus]

@open owl

[snow nacelle]

Are montpellier facts still going strong? I've missed so much

https://www.instagram.com/p/C6oIe66rMBG/?igsh=dXp2MHNoODB6dzYz VITIIIII 🤩

championsleague

Midfield maestros in action this week ✊

@fedex #FPZtop5

Likes

14418

Instagram

[lyric wasp]

Stadium time

[snow nacelle]

Sorry I'm late but what happened, why did will still leave? Where's he going?

[covert smelt]

KALIMUENDO DANS LE 11 TYPE

[lyric wasp]

Empty

[covert smelt]

😹😹😹

Après c'est pas nouveau

[snow nacelle]

You're crazy early

[open owl]

Bro is an hour & 10 mins early

[open owl]

Ah shit

[snow nacelle]

It's almost 3 and idk why I can't sleep tonight. My body clock is one day early for psg match

Hope I'll be this awake tomorrow

[snow nacelle]

Very unlike you

[open owl]

wtf 😭

that's true i'm always super late 😭😭

Wait Julian posted a Mbappe update

[open owl]

Banter Fact #10: 1996

Coupe de France semi finals derby against Nîmes, who were then in National (3rd division).

Loulou Nicollin, before the match, announces: "Nîmes are a bunch of stupid goats (losers). If we lose, I'm going back to Montpellier on a horse.".

1-0 defeat in Nîmes.
Nicollin, the next day, after coming back to Montpellier on a horse, calls for every single player to come to his waste management company at 4 AM or else they'd immediately be suspended.

He made all players take out the trash at 4 AM to "show them what a real job is", while saying the players "make per month what these hard workers make in 5 years".

Below is a song made by Nîmes mocking Nicollin because of the horse ride back home. 👇

[coral dome]

Bon on va suer toute la soirée et prier pour un nul/hold up

[waxen palm]

Goal Lille

[coral dome]

Rip

[waxen palm]

1-0

[weak viper]

Diakité goal

[deep hawk]

DIAKITE

[deep hawk]

Enjoy

[tawny torrent]

I want lyon to win

I like lyon

benzemaaa

[covert smelt]

Lâche ça frérot

Lille va gagner pour notre bien

[tawny torrent]

@waxen palm can you translate

[covert smelt]

Dont Say that Brother

[weak viper]

It roughly means "let it go bro"

[covert smelt]

Lille IS winning for the good of rennes

[weak viper]

Tu crois vraiment tu vas te qualifier en Europe?

[covert smelt]

Oui jy crois

[waxen palm]

I ain't the only French here bruh 🤣

[snow nacelle]

Wtf WHO ARE YOU

[covert smelt]

T'as cru rennes c'était Angers ou quoi

On va en Europe oklmm

[snow nacelle]

Om fan is actually best translator on here

[tawny torrent]

lyon vamos forza lyon

[covert smelt]

Euh chef

On va en Europe c tt

[weak viper]

L'OM existe

Votre seul espoir c'est si on gagne l'Europa league

[open owl]

Frérot mathématiquement c'est pas fini pour nous non plus

J'suis là moi aussi hyn @weak viper @covert smelt

Si vous les 2 vous perdez tous vos matchs perso ça passe crème nous si on gagne tous nos matchs

Also goal Zhegrova 2-0

[covert smelt]

Lâche ça Blue même toi tu y crois pas pitié

[open owl]

Tant que c'est possible j'y crois

[waxen palm]

Goal Lyon

2-1

[weak viper]

benrahma

[lyric wasp]

They subbed him right after the goal

💀

[balmy shard]

Lyon

Goal

2-2

[weak viper]

💀

[balmy shard]

That is crazy

[weak viper]

come on lille do something

[balmy shard]

How did lille bottle it 😭

[lyric wasp]

Undeserved asfffff

[coral dome]

Hahahahahvaha

[deep hawk]

Je connais trop ce club

C'était sûr

Alexsandro is so shit

[lyric wasp]

GOOALALLALTIFOLEO

[random geode]

3-2

[lyric wasp]

DIAKITEETTTZTTATTAA

[balmy shard]

Goal lille

[deep hawk]

YUFFHFDDD

[weak viper]

come on

[deep hawk]

COMMENT NE PAS T'AIMER

[open owl]

Lopes?

[coral dome]

GOALLL

[open owl]

WTFFFF

[balmy shard]

GOAL

Lyon

3-3

[coral dome]

LE GENERAL

[balmy shard]

Lacazette scored

[coral dome]

ALEXANDREEEE

[random geode]

Wtf

[lyric wasp]

Fais chier

[deep hawk]

Alexsandro is so washed

[coral dome]

Lopes even moreso

[lyric wasp]

3-4

[subtle walrus]

WOW

3-4

[lyric wasp]

I quit football

[random geode]

Hshxja

[coral dome]

LYONNNN

[deep hawk]

Nay

[coral dome]

PYONNNN

[deep hawk]

Ffs

[coral dome]

[subtle walrus]

Yesss

[lyric wasp]

At least we're in UCL

[coral dome]

MATAAA

[deep hawk]

C'EST UNE FOLIE

[subtle walrus]

I mean yea

[coral dome]

MAIS LES scénarios de malade pour LYON

[deep hawk]

A chaque fois qu'on a l'occasion on se chie dessus

[coral dome]

[open owl]

WHAT THE FUCKCKCKKFKFKFKKFKDKDKSAAHA

[deep hawk]

On pouvait tellement doublé Brest mais non on choke

[coral dome]

J'avais marqué cette journée comme une défaite j'y crois pas😭

[open owl]

Lyon is the most entertaining team to watch in Europe.

[tawny torrent]

Omg lyon

Best team itw

[open owl]

THIS IS FUCKING LIGUE 1

THIS IS LIGUE 1

[coral dome]

Hopefully lille get 3rd

[open owl]

I DON'T WANNA HEAR A SINGLE DUMBASS CALL THIS LEAGUE BORING OR A FARMERS LEAGUE EVER AGAIN

[coral dome]

Not today tho

[random geode]

🍿

That Brest game

[open owl]

Have u seen Lyon 5-4 Montpellier too?

Last season

We got fucked it was actually one year ago exactly

[random geode]

I have to check it out too

[coral dome]

Je ne me rappelle même plus la dernière fois qu'on a gagné à Lille

[open owl]

But wow what a game

[coral dome]

Ça doit faire presque 10 ans qu'on a pas gagné chez eux

[tawny torrent]

Lyon > psg

FT

[open owl]

2016

[random geode]

FT

[tawny torrent]

3-4

[random geode]

3-4

[tawny torrent]

LYON WINS

[balmy shard]

How

[coral dome]

Insane scenario

[balmy shard]

Lmao

[coral dome]

So many comeback from Lyon this seaspn

[open owl]

FULL TIME! LILLE LOSE THEIR SECOND HOME GAME THIS SEASON!

[coral dome]

Brest toulouse Lille..

Also montpellier

[deep hawk]

Fonseca this loss is for you

[weak viper]

how do you lose 3-4 against this lyon at home 😭

[open owl]

Lille's last home defeat was in September against Reims

[deep hawk]

Nice qui peut remonter à 1 pt

[gray wedge]

GODDAMN

[deep hawk]

L'opé de merde

[open owl]

And yes that's all competitions confounded

[gray wedge]

I thought lyon was getting battered but they fought back until the very end

[coral dome]

On mérite tellement l'Europe

[open owl]

Nice c'est des peintres frérot tkt

[coral dome]

Prendre 6/9 contre Brest Lille psg

[weak viper]

What did they do

[gray wedge]

props to them, it parallels how they started this season

[weak viper]

They must have shat on the pitch or something

[deep hawk]

On est des putains de chokeur

[lyric wasp]

Trash

[coral dome]

Être devant Rennes et Marseille après ce début de saison mdrr

[deep hawk]

Trash like in every game

[weak viper]

oui bon on a un match en moins hein

[coral dome]

Il est vrai et le différentiel gigantesque

Le ga de -8 top 6 de l1 jpp😭

Balde >>>>> nuamah

On finit contre Clermont et Strasbourg incroyable

[lyric wasp]

Never sub zhegrova for alexsandro anymore

[deep hawk]

Alexsandro is so shit

[weak viper]

Ligue 1 16/17

[deep hawk]

Fonseca cant hold a score ep 3838383

[open owl]

They ate so many big losses & won so many narrow games

I remember they beat us 3-2 with a late goal after we scored a late equalizer

Our manager was acc ur current manager JL Gasset I just realized

[coral dome]

On a gagné les 3/4 de.nos matchs dans le money time bahaha

[open owl]

Olympique Lyonerkusen

[half pasture]

toi t'es lyon?

[coral dome]

Oui

[half pasture]

anderlecht 🤝 Lyon

[open owl]

pourquoi ?

je suis juste curieux

[coral dome]

La mauve army est proche du virage sud

[half pasture]

Virage Sud et mauves army on a une amitié

[lyric wasp]

Pen alliance

[coral dome]

Nice just has to win at home against le havre

And the top 5 is 90% lock imo

[half pasture]

Quelque chose d'éternel, est né entre Lyon et Bruxelles!
2 groupes ont fraternisé, pour créer une belle amitié!
Du Parc du Cinquantenaire, jusqu'à la Ville Lumière!
Vous nous entendrez chanter, ...
VIRAGE SUD LYON MAUVES ARMY!

[open owl]

Ahh incroyable

[weak viper]

you asked this question at least 5 times already 😭

but yeah it's pretty much the already existing top 5

@lyric wasp c quoi l'orientation politique des supporters d'anderlecht? juste pour verifier un truc

[open owl]

🚨🚨

C'est fini.

La victoire de l'Olympique Lyonnais ce soir le confirme:

Le MHSC ne JOUERA PAS en Europe la saison prochaine. ❌

(Source: @ligue1ubereats @lequipe @beinsports @tf1 @bbcsports @433 @thewhitehouse @michelderzakarian @lepétard @mamadousakho @falayesacko77)

[half pasture]

Bah c'est un petit peu partout

[young dove]

oui oui baguette

[half pasture]

Il y a des flammands, qui sont vraiment racists contre des Wallons et des musulmans, ils détestent Bruxelles aussi et ils supportent pour nous

Ca m'énnerve tellement

Mais il y a aussi des gens qui votent gauche, central...

[half pasture]

Mais je veux que ces gens supportent pour un club flamingant et racist comme Bruges

[lyric wasp]

Anderlecht c'est pas un club orienté plus que ça, c'est un club populaire dans la capitale donc bcp de gens le soutiennent

[errant flare]

Lyon won 4-3 against Lille in the 32nd round of Ligue 1

Lyon defeated Lille in a dramatic match with a score of 4-3. Les Dogues missed a huge opportunity to finish on the podium in Ligue 1. LOSC's Benjamin André missed the match due to injury. Bafodé Diakité (21') and Edon Zhegrova (37') scored for the Mastiffs. Yusuf Yazici assisted Bafode Diakité's goal. Jonathan David assisted Edon Zhegrova's goal. Yusuf Yazici left the field due to injury. Edon Zhegrova replaced Yusuf Yazici in the squad of Paulo Fonseca's players (26'). Alexandre Lacazette and Ernest Nuamah created scoring chances for l'OL. Ainsley Maitland-Niles crossed for Alexandre Lacazette, who assisted Saïd Benrahma's goal. Saïd Benrahma scored a goal for Children, hitting the top corner of Lucas Chevalier's goal (65'). Rayan Cherki came on as a substitute for Pierre Sage's players (68'). 19-year-old Malick Fofana scored a goal for Alexandre Lacazette's team after a cross by Mama Baldé (82'). Malick Fofana had a chance to score another goal for the 7th team last season. However, it was Bafode Diakité who put Jonathan David's team ahead with a header for a double (85'). An electrifying ending led to a shock at Stade Pierre-Mauroy, when first Alexandre Lacazette equalized (88'), and then Mama Baldé added a goal (90+1') after his late entry (79'). The players in white uniforms moved to 7th place in the table, and the quarter-finalist of the Europa Conference League lost the chance to reach the podium in Ligue 1.

[sterile fractal]

I turned off TV to go to sleep after the 0-2 lmao

After waking up and looking at the score, I regret it for my entire life

[covert smelt]

Okay
I wanted to ask How Good good is Mbemba?

[coral dome]

You got it backward with lyon this season

Tu dors jusqu'à la 75eme et tallumes la télé ensuite

[weak viper]

I'll never understand people who switch their TV off after losing

[weak viper]

He is one of the best CB in the league but you are not getting him

[covert smelt]

We have just enquired upon

Him

Tudor have a Werid ass Bias towards his former players

[weak viper]

He only got one player though

Well not even because guendouzi was there before him

I don't see why he would go there just to be racially abused by your fans

[covert smelt]

Bruh We have had Black players

And Fans Still love them

That racism Thing Is now past

[weak viper]

Nah

[covert smelt]

We had Felipe Caicedo for so many years

[weak viper]

Most Italian fans are racist so if it ain't you it will be another club's fans

[covert smelt]

Its decreasing with time

I won't say it's Completely gone

[weak viper]

That's not what we saw last Thursday

[covert smelt]

Which match?

Roma vs Leverkusen?

[weak viper]

No idc about that game

Our game Vs Atalanta

[covert smelt]

What happened in that game?

[weak viper]

Atalanta fans doing nazi salutes and monkey signs

[covert smelt]

☠️☠️

Damn how did this didn't make it to main stream media?

[weak viper]

That's why I'm telling you it's not decreasing

[covert smelt]

@weak viper I just read the news they are arrested As of now

[weak viper]

Just because media talk less about it doesn't mean it's decreasing

[weak viper]

Yeah finally french police doing something good

[covert smelt]

I mean from the top clubs atleast

We still have those Racist fans but There are so many of them that it will take time to clean Them out

[weak viper]

Btw is guendouzi playing?

[covert smelt]

Yep

He is arguably our best Player this season

[weak viper]

Even with Tudor?

[covert smelt]

Yes

His form under Tudor have declined a bit but He is still playing good

Him along side Kamada have been amazing

[weak viper]

So does he play CAM with Kamada or as a CM

[covert smelt]

CM

[weak viper]

Oh ok

[covert smelt]

But a bit more deep

[weak viper]

Because at Marseille he was shit whenever he played CAM but Tudor never put him as CM (his real position)

[covert smelt]

Tudor have actually been class with us so far

[weak viper]

Yh with us too

But you'll never see him change his formation and he is a poor socially with his players

[covert smelt]

Yep

He is very rigid To his tatics

[weak viper]

He'll always use his 3-4-2-1

[covert smelt]

Yeah

And He have some werid ass Obsession with some players

[weak viper]

Yh it was the same with us

[covert smelt]

There is still a chance we let him go

Like his Contract is still for 2024 july

[junior ferry]

@raven forge @johnmario

@waxen palm

Congratulations on your 2nd UCL final lost

[raven forge]

Wow wow wow