NEYMAR REBORN
#ligue-1
open owl
FULL TIME!
WHAT A GAME. ⚡️🔥⚡️
deep hawk
VICTOIRE
deep hawk
OLELE OLALA
On attend Monaco - Brest
lyric wasp
Monaco gonna lose to both Lille and Brest and will finish 5th behind Plens
modern citrus
OLELE OLALA
j'aime bien Lille donc ça allège la défaite, il n'empêche que le prochain match vous avez intérêt à mieux jouer
ce match sans l'erreur de Sow c'est un nul et ça serait presque logique
pas le même losc que contre villa
modern citrus
il faut supprimer cardiff
covert smelt
Appuyé sur des statistiques virtuelles, Cardiff City a chiffré le montant de son préjudice après le décès accidentel d'Emiliano Sala, il y a cinq ans. Devant le Tribunal de commerce de Nantes, ce lundi, le club gallois va présenter une facture de 120,2 M€ au FCN.
La honte
ils font pitié ces salopes
weak viper
https://twitter.com/_BeFootball/status/1782060396209148101?t=ZGG9byPmTEQ6p2k0NbB...
one of my least favourite club in the entire world
they are shameless
open owl
Goal Monaco and holy what a goal
COLD from Zakaria, nets a fucking banger & doesn't even move to celebrate
Var check potential foul.
weak viper
Lineup 💀
I think veretout is in the midfield and either onana or Gueye in defence
lyric wasp
Scenes when Lille finishes SECOND
weak viper
2 red cards monaco??
open owl
Lmfao
lyric wasp
WWW Monaco red cards
deep hawk
Montpellier is 6 points away from Conference League.
Crazy
weak viper
Onana is so shit omg
Auba hits the crossbar on a fk but onana can't score on the rebound and slips
Boring game as of now
GOOOOALLL
ONANAAAA
Shit goal but we take it
It came from a deflected long shot from veretout
I apologize onana
open owl
Onana is so shit omg
weak viper
I apologize onana
.
sweet condor
Cant have shit around here
open owl
Goal Toulouse. 1-1.
can't beat Toulouse
weak viper
can't beat Toulouse
Yh I forgot a game was 45 minutes
Second half started
Auba close
Moumbagna Ndiaye and Kondogbia on
Auba, Correa and Veretout off
Moumbagna close
But instead of shooting the ball he shot the keeper
Call me magic system because Daou is on for Murillo
His first ligue 1 game
sweet condor
I doubt there's another goal this game
weak viper
Yeah
sweet condor
Nvm
weak viper
Goal Toulouse. 2-1
sweet condor
We're ending 12th
weak viper
I told my dad gboho would score
open owl
Goal Toulouse. 2-1
HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
weak viper
He is injured
eternal seal
monaco wonnn niceee
open owl
I doubt there's another goal this game
open owl
PSG already 2-0 up in the 6th minute against OL lmfao
waxen palm
BERALDOOOOOOO
rain eagle
this is a league that xists
weak viper
GOOOALLLL
rain eagle
get outta here
rain eagle
I hate henry
open owl
Les sardines....
open owl
Les sardines....
rain eagle
Montpellier 2- Stade reims 1
rain eagle
Les sardines....
get outta here henry boy
open owl
get outta here henry boy
My friend
You're a Montpellier fan like me
It's ok, laugh at Marseille
I will teach you the ways
modern citrus
WHAT A GOAL FROM MOUMBAGNA
bro is still salty abt what riolo said 💀
weak viper
bro is still salty abt what riolo said 💀
La mère à riolo le père à riolo
rain eagle
was about to say english then realised i am the idiot
open owl
I do not like henry
i just used his meme brozar
Switz what do you think of Nîmes ?
Goal PSG lmfao it's 3-0
holy shit
THE COMEBACK IS ON
3-1 
weak viper
35 mins of this game are more entertaining than 97 mins of om toulouse
open owl
i want a streem footballl of real and barcelona
you're in the ligue 1 channel & there are no streams in this discord server
rain eagle
no omg wrong answer
Henry sucks because ireland > france
open owl
Henry sucks because ireland > france
bro
if you're a montpellier fan you can't say anything of Nîmes but "shit"
tawny torrent
4-1 psg
snow marsh
bro wth
open owl
goal PSG lmfao wtf
snow marsh
4-1 is wild
tawny torrent
ramos
snow marsh
not even half time
fossil lagoon
Lyon is ass
lyric wasp
agreed
deep hawk
Facts
weak viper
worst thing is that there are cardiff fans genuinely hating on nantes for not giving the money because according to them it's Nantes fault
just look at the replies on cardiff's last tweets
open owl
Quoi ?????
weak viper
surement a cause des places debout
il me semble que c'est interdit par l'uefa
par contre que 5 000 places c pas beaucoup
malheureusement je pense qu'ils devraient jouer dans un autre stade pour les matchs de coupe d'europe style roudourou
oui
15k places en tout
pas lorient la pelouse est deja deguelasse 90% du temps
guingamp c mieux je trouve
weak viper
Champions League football in Guingamp
bah tu veux jouer où
à nantes?
ca parait un peu loin quand même
open owl
Ligue 2 on the map
weak viper
2nd best atmosphere in france
open owl
2nd best atmosphere in france
After Montpellier?
weak viper
After Montpellier?
i didn't say 20th
weak viper
Niort just lost to Sochaux
Next game 🔥
If Niort wins they are almost promoted but if Martigues wins everything is possible
errant flare
Monaco won 2-0 against Brest in the 30th round of Ligue 1
Realistic Monaco beat Brest away 2-0. Denis Zakaria opened the scoring with a right-footed curling shot in the 40th minute. The match decided the second place in Ligue 1. AS Monaco became the new runner-up behind PSG. Stade Brestois lost to Monaco for the second time this season. Brest lost second place in Ligue 1. Monaco scored two goals: the first before the break, the second at the beginning of the second half. The Bretons tried to react in the second half, but Monaco stepped up. Takumi Minamino scored Monaco's second goal in the 48th minute. Monaco leads by two goals already in the 50th minute. Monaco's Folarin Balogun was ineffective in his search for the third goal. 19-year-old Eliesse Ben Seghir from Monaco received a red card in stoppage time (90+1'). Wilfried Singo from Monaco received a red card in stoppage time (90+4'). Monaco were momentarily reduced to nine players on the pitch. Monaco is close to securing a place in the Champions League, while Brest will need to get back on track quickly to have any hope of playing in the Champions League next season.
modern citrus
<@575299854692122624> throw back
brazen karma
hello
cunning tendon
Leny yoro news?
open owl
@weak viper i'm outside man where is everyone??
weak viper
<@760535216086974485> i'm outside man where is everyone??
I guess 6 am is a bit early
Especially during holidays
open owl
oh
weak viper
https://x.com/nonolad34/status/1782676287821099420?s=46 ??? WHAT
WHAT
where did he see that
weak viper
errant flare
PSG won 4-1 against Lyon in the 30th round of Ligue 1
Paris Saint-Germain defeated Olympique Lyonnais 4-1. Marco Asensio scored the first goal for PSG after a rebound by Nemanja Matic (3'). Lucas Beraldo scored the second goal for the Parisians after a corner kick (6'). Gonçalo Ramos extended PSG's advantage by scoring the third goal (32'). Ernest Nuamah scored the only goal for Olympique Lyonnais (37'). Gonçalo Ramos scored the fourth goal for PSG (42'). Paris Saint-Germain controlled the game, maintaining their advantage over Lyon. Lyon tried to reverse the trend, but to no avail. Gianluigi Donnarumma saved Lyon's shot in the 63rd minute. PSG maintained control of the game until the end of the match. Paris Saint-Germain moved closer to the champion title. The match ended with no changes to the score. PSG's success takes them straight towards the title. Lyon failed to reach 7th place in the table. The European ambitions of Olympique Lyonnais are fading into the background.
opal drift
Can someone explain to me what each one means?
@waxen palm help bro
weak viper
@open owl I just saw someone with a full Nîmes Olympique outfit
deep hawk
Monaco tomorrow
snow nacelle
Isn't there an option for general public? These are for special categories
open owl
<@737877645903134862> I just saw someone with a full Nîmes Olympique outfit
Did u knock him out
weak viper
Did u knock him out
No Nîmes is a W club
covert smelt
**PSG won 4-1 against Lyon in the 30th round of Ligue 1**
Paris Saint-Germain ...
Goooood. very goooood
open owl
No Nîmes is a W club
This is why you're 9th
weak viper
weak viper
@open owl because of your club
open owl
LE SEUL JOUR OÙ NÎMES GAGNE
weak viper
Because of a weird rule the goalscorer couldn't play as an amateur player
open owl
😭😭😭
weak viper
As he was at Montpellier
open owl
Mérité
urban arch
€292,410,000 annual payroll
€9,747,000 avg/player
Asseille:
€73,890,000 annual payroll
€2,638,929 avg/player
Assaco:
€57,770,000 annual payroll
€2,407,083 avg/player
Lyass:
€55,260,000 annual payroll
€2,046,667 avg/player
Nice Ass:
€26,770,000 annual payroll
€923,103 avg/player
Rennass:
€29,070,000 annual payroll
€1,211,250 avg/player
Lass:
€22,890,000 annual payroll
€847,778 avg/player
Strasass:
€16,750,000 annual payroll
€670,000 avg/player
Reiass:
€15,760,000 annual payroll
€630,400 avg/player
Brass:
€13,970,000 annual payroll
€582,083 avg/player
Toulass:
€9,450,000 annual payroll
€337,500 avg/player
Clermass:
€8,840,000 annual payroll
€340,000 avg/player```Lets hope we beat Monaco tonight
velvet spire
https://twitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1783111970356371632?t=9yZRngevqFDdLLN6bIb...
pls no more Luis Henrique i beg 😭
Harit or Tucu or Iliman whoever on the wing
weak viper
pls no more Luis Henrique i beg 😭
Why
He is way better than Correa
Luis Henrique is good
You watch the games?
And Ndiaye isn't a winger
Same for harit
modern citrus
BAKOLA IN THE GROUP W
nice now you have fake lafont and fake barcola
open owl
```Parass Saint-Germass:
€292,410,000 annual payroll
€9,747,000 avg/player
Asse...
What about the big Montpellier Herault Sports Club ?
DNCG published these figures for 22/23:
AC Ajaccio : +3.1M€
Angers SCO : +3.5M€
AJ Auxerre : -7.6M€
Stade Brestois 29 : -4.5M€
Clermont Foot : +14.8M€
RC Lens : +3.1M€
LOSC : +29.9M€
FC Lorient : +8.1M€
OL : -98.9M€
OM : -12.6M€
Monaco : -0.1M€
Montpellier Herault SC : -2.3M€
FC Nantes : +0.8M€
OGC Nice : -64M€
PSG : - 109.8M€
Stade de Reims : +0.1M€
Stade Rennais FC : -14M€
RC Strasbourg : -3M€
Toulouse FC : +0.2M€
ES Troyes AC : -20M€
weak viper
DNCG published these figures for 22/23:
AC Ajaccio : +3.1M€
Angers SCO : +3.5M€...
OM -12.6€ but the media will always shit on us for our money
urban arch
What about the big Montpellier Herault Sports Club ?
I can furnish
open owl
please do my good sir
urban arch
What about the big Montpellier Herault Sports Club ?
Asspellier:
€17,660,000 annual payroll
€735,833 avg/player
open owl
do keep in mind we are a family club
bro wtf
there's 2 Ls not 1
otherwise you'd be talking about the one in Vermont
urban arch
Cawlisse
open owl
fun fact about Montpellier actually, our kit manufacturer once fucking printed the wrong badge
and actually put 1 L
so our club sent the jerseys to a highschool in the actual city of Montpelier in Vermont
urban arch
Lol
urban arch
so our club sent the jerseys to a highschool in the actual city of Montpelier in...
R u french
open owl
yeah
tawny torrent
If monaco dont win today and if PSG wins today then psg will be crowned champions
open owl
If monaco dont win today and if PSG wins today then psg will be crowned champion...
the race is on
open owl
https://fxtwitter.com/mrvtrlpsg/status/1783178639636410855?t=W1uRl_LjxzIGJgabE5d...
Ptdrrr
goal psg
waxen palm
GOALLLLL
DEMBELEEEEEE
WHAT A FINISH
Did bro finally know how to finish since Barca 🤲🏾
This is promising for the future
open owl
goal psg
already 2-0 bro Lorient is definitely going to Ligue 2
wallahi i'm finished we sent Lorient to L2 😭😭
open owl
Mbappé i think
waxen palm
Yeah it's him lmao
Weird finish but effective
DONNARUMMA IS HIM
What a great save
open owl
DONNARUMMA IS HIM
mid
waxen palm
Pontpellier fan 
open owl
good save but mid keeper
waxen palm
Remember 2-6
open owl
nope
waxen palm
And 4-0
open owl
nope
open owl
never
waxen palm
So badddddddd
open owl
there's no way Q$G is bantering us 
waxen palm
You asked for it bro
open owl
remember ur first season as qatari saint-germain
waxen palm
waxen palm
remember ur first season as qatari saint-germain
Why talking about the past when you can talk about the present 😂
waxen palm
u talked about 2-6 & 4-0 taht's the past bro
But that's my point, it's literally results of this season my friend 😂
Bro taking me back to 2012
open owl
But that's my point, it's literally results of this season my friend 😂
beating Lorient home & away isn't for everyone to be honest
tawny torrent
@waxen palm Who bayulululul
fading lintel
tawny torrent
Actually mayalulu
weak viper
when was the last time we actually played a team with almost all our best players
still gigot
boring
tawny torrent
@waxen palm stop ghosting mate our team is playing
wicked bison
Bro will kolo play today??
tawny torrent
Dembele 3-0
waxen palm
<@708800869944131636> stop ghosting mate our team is playing
My bad 😅😭
waxen palm
Whos mayalulu
Our young midfield product
Could've scored in his 1st professionnal game
Until it was cancelled for offside
waxen palm
Whos zague
A talented young LB from the academy too, still does a bit of mistakes but he's good imo
waxen palm
Bro sent him back to the bench 🤣💯
tawny torrent
Cant believe hes finally joining us
modern citrus
https://fxtwitter.com/wlapperrrrr/status/1783200560943911423?s=46
wtf is that triple contact that's nuts
waxen palm
Mbappe × Dembele connection cooking before BVB
waxen palm
Bro will kolo play today??
He came on btw
open owl
LORIENTTT THE COMEBACK IS ON
waxen palm
Goal Lorient. 1-3.
THE CLEANSHEET IS GONE FFS
Mendes comes off and we concede oh Lord
Nonetheless that's my MPP prediction
So lmao
tawny torrent
Nice cleansheet PSG
Everygame we concede
Benjamin mendy got the assist damn
So thankful we have the best attack in the world, mbappe, asensio and dembele
open owl
Goal Lorient. 1-3.
keeping a cleansheet AND winning against Lorient is not for everyone sorry
only big clubs
is it me or PSG is under heavy pressure rn?
😂
waxen palm
keeping a cleansheet AND winning against Lorient is not for everyone sorry
Sure, and being first of the league isn't also ig? 🤫
open owl
Sure, and being first of the league isn't also ig? 🤫
nope
open owl
disallowed
waxen palm
You should be muted for that
open owl
faking screenshots is crazy you're supposed to set an example as a moderator.
hoary crystal
e
hoary crystal
what
open owl
Your club is in shambles rn
weak viper
Goal Nice. 0-1.
open owl
tf you mean "scores"
Nice scored against Marseille
open owl
ofc good luck
open owl
Oh yea nah
weak viper
WTF ARE YOU DOING GARCIA
hoary crystal
but true we are shit
open owl
Even your ultras groups are fighting each other
hoary crystal
atleast its better than being an atleti fan like i was before
very true
yes
we got some point deduction last season i remeber
weak viper
atleast its better than being an atleti fan like i was before
"was"?
open owl
atleast its better than being an atleti fan like i was before
what made you switch from atléti to bordeaux 😭
hoary crystal
yes but tbf bordeaux is my home city so
hoary crystal
seeing your last game prob
open owl
we won our last game tho
open owl
why would i support bordeaux if i'm a montpellier fan
open owl
why would anyone support bordeaux anyway
open owl
nice
open owl
almost 2-0 for Nice lmfao
weak viper
No pen???
stark vigil
No pen???
Ehh Its ok, you wont win the league even if you score 200 goals in your next 4 games 👍
weak viper
K np
hoary crystal
marseille scores 1-1
open owl
NISSA MERDA
bv
pau lopez wtf
masterclass
what are fans throwing on the pitch btw? @weak viper
weak viper
what are fans throwing on the pitch btw? <@760535216086974485>
Idk
open owl
yeah i imagined
stark vigil
Im a huge PSG fan, but hopefully Marseille wins tonight.
weak viper
Not deserved
stark vigil
I hate nice for giving us our only loss of the season, (in ligue 1)
weak viper
I hate nice for giving us our only loss of the season, (in ligue 1)
Everyone hates Nice
Nazi club
stark vigil
And i live 40 minutes away from Nice 😭
stark vigil
bro gonna say monaco
Nah
Its a small town u wont know it
But i do live near Monaco aswell
I mean Monaco is close to nice
Soo it makes sense
hoary crystal
o
stark vigil
Shit ref as usual
Fr, the refs this season have been terrible.
not just in ligue 1,
but every league honestly
I mainly watch ligue 1, premiere league and laliga
and they've been shit all over
weak viper
open owl
hahahhaha
open owl
emptydrome @weak viper
weak viper
Twitter
weak viper
emptydrome <@760535216086974485>
The empty area on the right is always the one that takes the longest to be full
And the CU84 is banned for this game
Because of the fireworks against Q$G
Offside goal nice
weak viper
bro u conceded while talking
Yeah ik
open owl
lmfao
open owl
var check
open owl
he's gonna go see it
open owl
confirmed
weak viper
Wait
He's gonna see it
I don't even know if it's for pen or red card
Ok now it's confirmed
GOOOALLL
AUBAA
NISSA MERDA
spark pivot
What’s the score?
spark pivot
Nice!
lyric wasp
GO OM
lyric wasp
Aren't Nice your friends?
im not willing to give up a UCL spot to "a friend"
deep hawk
^
weak viper
Canal+ commentator whenever there is a Nice foul
"Y a pas faute y a rien là"
When there is an OM foul
"Carton jaune orangé"
lyric wasp
qqun m'explique pk gudmundsson est ATTAQUANT DROIT ? 💀
modern citrus
qqun m'explique pk gudmundsson est ATTAQUANT DROIT ? 💀
tu sais pas peut être qu'il va sortir du joga bonito
🤣
spark pivot
im not willing to give up a UCL spot to "a friend"
Heck no! I really want to see Lille in the UCL
weak viper
FT...
Season over
We now have to focus on the UEL
If Auba scored this...
It would have been goal of the season
waxen palm
FT
weak viper
Bro was alone against 3 defenders
weak viper
Fuck Turpin
Welcome to the club
stark vigil
IF YOU DIDN'T SEE IT THEN WHY DID YOU BOOK HIM
deep hawk
Welcome to the club
Horrible le niveau des arbitres en L1
stark vigil
Nahhhh marseille are 8th?
Fuck, monaco won.
So psg still has 1 more game to win the league
yeah even drawing in psg's next game = winning the league
So we've won the league, LETS GO
weak viper
spark pivot
How?!? He was by himself!
open owl
Oh that's awesome, Marseille dropped points
Good for our European campaign
I'm only half joking
Marseille go 5 league matches in a row with no wins that's crazy
stark vigil
Good for our European campaign
I mean
Even if you won today.
That's 7th place.
Its unlikely that marseille gets a chance to play in any european competition.
weak viper
how did he miss that
The ball had a small rebound before he shot
open owl
Even if you won today.
I'm a Montpellier fan
open owl
And 7th place is European if PSG wins the CdF
stark vigil
But still.
open owl
So we're 6 points away
open owl
Of course
stark vigil
didn't realize
stark vigil
Hmm didn't know that
open owl
Well the UEL spot gets given to 6th & Conference to 7th
weak viper
If the cup winner is already qualified for the UCL, the second UEL spot is awarded to the 6th placed team and the UECL spot to the 7th
stark vigil
If the cup winner is already qualified for the UCL, the second UEL spot is award...
Well PSG are 100% gonna wiin the cdf
4 - 0 and 4 - 1 against lyon this season.
open owl
If the cup winner is already qualified for the UCL, the second UEL spot is award...
We're coming for that 7th spot
Montpellier 2 - 0 Nantes
Toulouse 1 - 2 Montpellier
Montpellier 3 - 1 Monaco
Lens 0 - Montpellier 1
+12 points
Rennes lose against Brest & Lens & draw against Reims
Marseille lose against Lens & draw Reims
Lyon lose against Monaco & Lille
stark vigil
I mean
I am a psg fan i should hate om
but im starting to feel bad
from their glory days
open owl
u feel bad?
stark vigil
to having drogpa in their team.
open owl
ur not a psg fan
stark vigil
wallahi i am
open owl
my rival club is about to relegate to the 4th division after being in Ligue 1 just 2 years ago
stark vigil
hm
open owl
i don't necessarily feel bad
stark vigil
who are they
open owl
Montpellier's rivals?
stark vigil
yeah
open owl
Nîmes
open owl
i don't necessarily feel bad
i mean i feel kind of bad because if the club no longer exists then there will no longer be any derbies & that's not fun
but you feeling bad for OM because they've had one bad season is crazy
not even a bad season they're in the semis of the europa league lol
stark vigil
but you feeling bad for OM because they've had one bad season is crazy
Nah its just that they went from going from back to back ucl finals
just 20 years ago
but yk
some clubs are even worse
In 2 years they've finished their history
But
Still, makes ya feel bad
deep hawk
@lyric wasp On se tape Frappart en arbitre contre Metz
weak viper
<@643418821394432021> On se tape Frappart en arbitre contre Metz
Force
weak viper
Nah its just that they went from going from back to back ucl finals
Not really back to back as it was in 1991 and 1993 + it was 30 years ago
weak viper
Yeah
stark vigil
yo it is-
spark pivot
31 actually
stark vigil
that's scary
weak viper
31 actually
Yeah but you got the point
spark pivot
Yeah but you got the point
Haha yeah. I wish it was 20 years ago haha
weak viper
Even if it is tainted by oil money you are lucky to get at least one trophy every season
Imagine never seeing your club win a trophy
stark vigil
Even if it is tainted by oil money you are lucky to get at least one trophy ever...
I mean If you look at our best players, most of them weren't even that expensive.
weak viper
I've seen 2 finals but no trophy won
weak viper
(not counting the trophée des champions in 2021)
stark vigil
Im going to see my team winning the league in 3 days lol
stark vigil
(not counting the trophée des champions in 2021)
I mean
trophee des champions is still kinda good
i mean toulouse makes it to the final
but still
its good
weak viper
Even Montpellier, Nantes and Toulouse won a trophy before us
open owl
Imagine never seeing your club win a trophy
crazy
stark vigil
Even Montpellier, Nantes and Toulouse won a trophy before us
You know Momo henni ?
open owl
Even Montpellier, Nantes and Toulouse won a trophy before us
bro saying "even" as if those 3 teams aren't bigger than Parseille
open owl
That's just sad
why's it sad
stark vigil
why's it sad
Idk, imagine not seeing ur club win a trophy
For years
But anyways
Im hoping to see psg win the quadruple this season.
Just the ucl is standing in our way.
Correction, Real madrid is standing in our way.
stark vigil
bro saying "even" as if those 3 teams aren't bigger than Parseille
And honestly.
They're not.
Marseille has 10 league titles.
Montpellier has 1.
open owl
yes but Montpellier > Parseille
stark vigil
idk?
Im guessing 2010?
maybe 2011
wait ill google it.
ah 2011 was montpellier
marseille's last league was in 2009.
That's 2 years before you?
Honestly marseille are easily the 2nd greatest french club.
stark vigil
😂
I love him
His reactions are priceless
I mean ik most of them are just made up
waxen palm
Yeah but I don't like him
🤣🤣🤣
waxen palm
The average OW fan
weak viper
Btw my mom knows his parents
stark vigil
The average OW fan
open owl
Btw my mom knows his parents
trop random comme anecdote mdr
weak viper
Yeah
stark vigil
that's crazy
waxen palm
Btw my mom knows his parents
?????
weak viper
They live in Miramas like him
stark vigil
yoo yall speak french?
waxen palm
Damn 💀
weak viper
Oui
waxen palm
Oui
open owl
bah non
stark vigil
you live in france but you don't speak french?
How do u know i live in france
lol
And yeah im new there
open owl
How do u know i live in france
bruh
open owl
And i live 40 minutes away from Nice 😭
bruh
lyric wasp
Marseille has 10 league titles.
9*
stark vigil
pretty sure it was 10?
lyric wasp
its 9 because their title was removed for matchfixing
lyric wasp
the year they won UCL
lyric wasp
PSG declined the title i think
errant flare
Monaco won 1-0 against Lille in the 29th round of Ligue 1
AS Monaco strengthened its position as runner-up by beating LOSC 1-0. Youssouf Fofana scored the only goal of the match in the 61st minute. The Monegasque team achieved their 17th success of the season in Ligue 1. LOSC remain in 4th place. Paris are still waiting for the title of French champion. The match was crucial for qualifying for the Champions League. The coaches parted in an embrace after the game. The people of Lille were not unworthy, but Monaco were more realistic. Both teams attacked each other throughout the match. Statistics confirm the intensity of the match: xG: 1.75-0.99; ball possession: 43%-57%; goal chances: 19-13; shots on goal: 7-4. The controversial action took place in the Lille penalty area, but Monaco did not receive a penalty. The intensity of play resulted in no goals until halftime. The first seconds of the second half brought emotions. The decisive goal was scored after an hour of play. Monaco's victory was crucial to their Champions League aspirations.
open owl
thats still 8 more then montpellier
with how much money more tho
stark vigil
with how much money more tho
Marseille?
stark vigil
Let's be honest. Nowadays a football club without money is just finished.
open owl
Let's be honest. Nowadays a football club without money is just finished.
It's always been like that more or less
It's just that the money amounts were hugely amplified
But there's always des "pépites" every once in a while, like us winning the title in 11/12, like Brest at the moment, like Lens last year (~), like Strasbourg coming back from the abyss in the early 2010s
& these are the teams that make the leagues fun to watch
weak viper
But there's always des "pépites" every once in a while, like us winning the titl...
Bro lens has a lot of money
Not as much as Q$G us or Monaco but they have more than Lille
open owl
Bro lens has a lot of money
Yes I know that's why I put ~ but it was mainly because they were a Ligue 2 team for a long time
open owl
@weak viper this ur gaffer as a youngster at Montpellier
deep hawk
Not as much as Q$G us or Monaco but they have more than Lille
I will enjoy that Lens downfall
open owl
I lied so hard
weak viper
im currently rereading messages from the start of the season 😭
we were all terribly wrong
open owl
HAHAHHA
thorny flame
Twitter
weak viper
Man got 0/5 prediction correct 😭
deep hawk
Rennes champion 🤣
weak viper
Rennes champion 🤣
bah après ils avaient fait un bon mercato
moi meme j'avais dit qu'il fallait se méfier d'eux cette saison
open owl
Twitter
Fuck LFP
https://x.com/derzackagoat/status/1783518056523669514 some people actually think we have a chance at UECL 😭😭 i'm bawling my eyes out this is incredible
Twitter
opal drift
I went 0/8😭😭
Brest relegation 😭😭😭
open owl
Brest relegation 😭😭😭
Bro everyone predicted Brest to relegate
sterile fractal
Troyes😭 😭
I predicted Troyes, Bordeaux and Auxerre to go up
at least Auxerre saved my ass
opal drift
Bro everyone predicted Brest to relegate
You underestimate the power of breasts
covert smelt
You underestimate the power of breasts
I love breasts|| the club||
open owl
Brest c'est vraiment le grand club qu'ils pensent être
thorn hatch
Twitter
open owl
🚨 MATCH DAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
MAINTIEN OFFICIEL DAY!!!
AKOR BRACE DAY!!!
3-0 WIN DAY!!!
TRIPLE PRIME DAY!!!
BENJI BIRTHDAY !!!
SENDING NANTES TO LIGUE 2 DAY!!
FRIDAY NIGHT MATCH DAY!!!
AND FINALLY... VICTORY DAAAAYYYYYY!!!
Ladies and gentlemen the match is OFFICIALLY in 2 hours & 29 minutes. Tune in to watch a huge masterclass from the best team in the history of football, the big Montpellier Herault Sports Club! 😍🥰
modern citrus
🚨 MATCH DAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
MAINTIEN OFFICIEL DAY!!!
AKOR BRACE DAY!!!
3-0 W...
30min after kick off
weak viper
Goal Niort. 1-1.
GOOOALLL
MARTIGUES SCORES JUST BEFORE HT
1-2
rankings as of now
open owl
30min after kick off
shut up
weak viper
crazy to think that even nancy (4th) can mathematically get relegated
open owl
rankings as of now
Huge absolutely huge
weak viper
- if the game stays like that or draw martigues will have an advantage on niort as h2h matters more than goal difference
in case both have the same amount of points at the end of the season
open owl
Nîmes actually gonna turn amateur next season😭😭😭
errant flare
PSG enter the transfer scene!
Bernardo Silva is the center of interest for PSG, which are planning a large transfer in the summer. PSG are also considering the departure of Kylian Mbappé, which opens up room for new reinforcements. Luis Campos, the club's advisor, intends to once again seek the transfer of Bernardo Silva, who may be willing to change his surroundings. Despite previous rumors about a move to FC Barcelona, economic conditions mean that PSG may become his new home.
Source: Le Parisien
weak viper
Btw next game will be the derby against marignane
open owl
GOAAALLLLL
ALLEZ PAILLADE! KICKOFF! NANTES YOU ARE DESD
HOAAALLLLL
GOAAALLLL
AKIRRRRRR
ALORRRRRA
AKORRRR
AKORRRRRRR
AKORRRRRRHAHAHAHA
HE'S BACK
HE'S FUCKING BACK
Goal Nantes. 1-1.
weak viper
Adams' first league goal since October
waxen palm
Crazy 💀
open owl
Stinat fuck off u little shit
We pray for a relegation and quick
Denied us 2 pens, gave 2 useless yellows including one to our captain
open owl
me rn
Red card Montpellier. Mincarelli.
This ref is not leaving this stadium alive
He's eating a petard
The boos are insane my ears hurt
sleek ice
Battle of mid
open owl
Another red card Montpellier. Nordin. Suspended until the end of the season.
hoary crystal
Another red card Montpellier. Nordin. Suspended until the end of the season.
wait what , till end of season ?
open owl
Well there's 3 games left
hoary crystal
oh
open owl
And I don't see any less than 3 matches
hoary crystal
how many minutes are there
addiotinal
additional*
welp it ended
draw
1-1
we agaisnt st lavallois tmrw lmao were screwed
weak viper
official : boulogne sur mer are in national next season
lyric wasp
official : boulogne sur mer are in national next season
WWW LETS GO !!!
lyric wasp
we agaisnt st lavallois tmrw lmao were screwed
Laval are trash you better win
Laval era is finished we now watch the massive rodez winning the playoff
hoary crystal
Laval are trash you better win
they above us lol
lyric wasp
Yes but their prime is finished
weak viper
@open owl I just saw nordin's red card
He should get jail sentence for that
And if he doesn't get at least 7 games like bailly it's not normal
open owl
<@737877645903134862> I just saw nordin's red card
5 imo
weak viper
I said that because bailly got 7 games for less than that
open owl
When was LFP ever logical?
open owl
I said that because bailly got 7 games for less than that
And also Bailly was on purpose as shit💀
D'ailleurs for the fun fact, for Bailly & Nordin it was the same ref 💀
sand rampart
Jonathan David is underrated he needs to move clubs
modern citrus
why would he need to lol
sand rampart
he is too good for lille needs a new club imo
modern citrus
how is he too good for lille, who are still on course to end up second in the league
modern citrus
and they will potentially end in front of brest and play CL football
you will have a hard time finding a CL top 5 european club who can gaurantee a starter role for him
sand rampart
nah he has been there too long maybe just a change of leagues
1 more season maybe
he has 30 G/A though so he is actually good
he has also been linked with a lot of good clubs
covert smelt
Do we have any french football fans that don't like PSG?
modern citrus
@weak viper
covert smelt
Just curious if there's anyone here that doesnt back them.
sand rampart
Just curious if there's anyone here that doesnt back them.
prediction
open owl
Just curious if there's anyone here that doesnt back them.
Basically all of us
covert smelt
prediction
I dont like doing predictions, but I know it will be very very difficult.
open owl
Basically all of us
Unless you mean in champions league then we all back them
Except maybe @weak viper
weak viper
Do we have any french football fans that don't like PSG?
Nobody likes Q$G in France
Except their fans ofc
covert smelt
Nobody likes Q$G in France
Qatar money Germain?
weak viper
Yeah
covert smelt
I like you. Respect
But yes since Atletico, theyre a step up, and the final is also a step up for anyone from there.
sand rampart
Rooting for dortmund
waxen palm
Do we have any french football fans that don't like PSG?
Yeah don't worry, there's plenty
But we always shush them off for the most part
Also title match day tonight
open owl
But we always shush them off for the most part
No
waxen palm
Tf you saying no for lmao 😂
We literally won plenty of L1s in the last decade, and will prolly continue like this at this rate
Not to forget the accountable Coupes de la Ligue, Coupes de France and Trophées des Champions
waxen palm
Not to forget the accountable Coupes de la Ligue, Coupes de France and Trophées ...
Only thing missing is the UCL
wintry thistle
Likely gonna be a slaughter
Like shooting fish in a barrel for you
Le Havre are bottom of the table, gonna get relegated
open owl
Tf you saying no for lmao 😂
Bah
wintry thistle
Bloated on that oil money
open owl
Likely gonna be a slaughter
U can call me crazy but a draw is not impossible
Like the Reims one
weak viper
Likely gonna be a slaughter
never underestimate teams fighting against relegation
wintry thistle
never underestimate teams fighting against relegation
I would love for that to happen
lyric wasp
We literally won plenty of L1s in the last decade, and will prolly continue like...
keyword last decade
open owl
Good luck to you
Oh I'm not an Havre fan
lyric wasp
now show us your plenty of Ligue 1 titles before 2010
open owl
never underestimate teams fighting against relegation
exactly my point
waxen palm
now show us your plenty of Ligue 1 titles before 2010
what about yours 😂
open owl
Bro still stuck in 2012 is crazy
Well the weight of our achievement is way bigger than 12 years to be honest
I think it's more impressing than Leicester but that's just my opinion
weak viper
I think it's more impressing than Leicester but that's just my opinion
imo it's a bit less impressive than leicester but still very impressive
waxen palm
Well the weight of our achievement is way bigger than 12 years to be honest
I mean yeah it was but still would love to see you repeat that again
weak viper
because in the epl you had man city, Liverpool, chelsea + that season spurs who were competing for the title
waxen palm
And Monaco
waxen palm
Thought you were talking about the 2010s
weak viper
im talking about the 2011-12 season
open owl
imo it's a bit less impressive than leicester but still very impressive
Idk man, Leicester spent some good money if you compare it to us
weak viper
Idk man, Leicester spent some good money if you compare it to us
yeah true
open owl
Yes the competition was fiercer but in terms of budget idk
weak viper
but they were a low table team
open owl
I think Leicester's was def harder but ours was more impressive if we take all factors into account
weak viper
and i mean everyone in england spend a lot of money
open owl
Yeah true
lyric wasp
what about yours 😂
before 2010 we had more than you lmfao
- We won ligue 1 before everyone so basically we led the trophy table for 1 season siuu
we also led the trophy table between 1954 and 1958
wintry thistle
A lot of good memories for us Lillois
waxen palm
before 2010 we had more than you lmfao
Well that's great
Now we're about to have our 12th soon
lyric wasp
BLUD
open owl
wsh
lyric wasp
VA leading 2-0 crazy
hasnt won 2 in a row since may 2023 (it was already against grenoble lol)
Laval has 17% possession and Bordeaux 83% and now Bordeaux got a red card
weak viper
VA since they are sure to be relegated
waxen palm
lyric wasp
FT VALENCIENENS WINS
Boulogne are scared to play derby with Valenciennes next season!
dusk sand
worn epoch
I didn't expect there to be a ligue 1 channel
waxen palm
I didn't expect there to be a ligue 1 channel
You're actually kidding me 😂
KICK-OFF!
Let's get this title
balmy shard
**KICK-OFF!**
So if PSG win tonight they win the title?
waxen palm
Yeah
balmy shard
Yeah
mystic inlet
Why?
stark vigil
Anyways. why won't mbappe start mannn
He can easily win the golden boot
But he needs minutes
stark vigil
?
open owl
Ur not winning broski😭😭
(I should probably focus on Chelsea but I willingly choose to ignore that clown club)
stark vigil
Why me
hoary crystal
Force <@1010492273080942642> <@611465709628686346>
see what i mean
i knew we shouldve lost
hoary crystal
i told it yesterday
stark vigil
I'm a psg fan lol
open owl
Oh
hoary crystal
I'm a psg fan lol
i got news pal
open owl
Am I tweaking
hoary crystal
ziare emery is staying till 2029
open owl
Oh wait nvm
stark vigil
AYO?
hoary crystal
official
open owl
U live next to Nice
stark vigil
FR?
open owl
I'm stupid
hoary crystal
ye
stark vigil
Yo I love psg
open owl
U live next to Nice
I thought u said Bordeaux