ligue-1

[open owl]

There's only one account that tweeted about it so not sure but

Crazy

[weak viper]

it is followed by romain molina so i trust it

now they just have to manage to stay in national

[open owl]

Bro that doesn't-😭

Bro just said: "cette information me plaît donc elle est vraie" but in other words😭😭😭

[weak viper]

oui

[open owl]

réel

[weak viper]

mais je veux y croire quand même

[open owl]

en vrai ça serait con qu'ils déposent le bilan

[weak viper]

oui parce que repartir de r3 c'est pas super

[open owl]

mm moi je serai pas content

une rivalité s'éteindra pour tjr

[waxen palm]

Yeah dw it will be there

#1204644199719239781

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1777980406886793573?t=cTDpQfDQoZmkclFUp6vciA&s=19

Everyone is here except Mukiele

[vocal spindle]

How come they release the lineups for both sides three hours early while my club does it an hour before

[weak viper]

it's only the group for the game

[vocal spindle]

Oh

I wasn't reading the description properly

[weak viper]

and also in uefa competitions clubs are forced to post their lineup 1h 15 min before the game

[vocal spindle]

Oh no wonder

[sterile fractal]

allez Putecola csc

[tawny torrent]

@waxen palm TODAY IS THE DAY WE OWN BARCA

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/SimpleFoot__/status/1777971577151201405?t=mcUrpUufdEhHbj_8pnX_4Q&s=19 HAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS

SimpleFoot (@SimpleFoot__) on X

🚨Une IA a prédit le classement de la fin de saison en Ligue 1. 🤯🇫🇷

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Twitter · Apr 10, 2024, 8:07 AM

Tell me it's fake

[modern citrus]

hEIN

[spark pivot]

Let’s go PSG!

[waxen palm]

Hopefully we can pull it off

Marquinhos starting at RB will be interesting hope he doesn't get cooked

[open owl]

Bullshit

[rancid peak]

https://fxtwitter.com/brfootball/status/1778131566150946860

[little flint]

wth

asensio is the striker?

ramos and kolo muani on the bench

is it normal?

probably the first time i watch a psg match this season tbf

[snow nacelle]

I'm awakeeee

[lyric wasp]

BAHAHAHAHHZHHHAHDHA LMAOOOO LOL XD PTRD MDRR JPP

[olive otter]

[spark pivot]

[snow nacelle]

😭

Not good

We're so bad

What are we doing? I don't know and neither do our players

HT 0-1

[spark pivot]

Definitely not. They look lost out there

[olive otter]

Cu cu cubarsi 🔥🥶

[olive otter]

It’s not too late the change sides 🤷‍♂️

[waxen palm]

Fucking hate this team ffs

Dominating but not taking their chances

Barca took their chance and were clinical

[snow nacelle]

I don't even know if anything can get better in second half. I'm depressed already

[rancid peak]

https://fxtwitter.com/brfootball/status/1778136762235093073

[vocal spindle]

I wish our fans were that creative

[snow nacelle]

At least someone's doing something

[rancid peak]

That was before the match started

[weak viper]

q$g ultras trying not to do a good tifo based on their city or club and not about pop culture (impossible)

if it wasn't made by an external company as they usually do

[spark pivot]

Sorry no haha.

[olive otter]

[vale kayak]

Hello

[weak viper]

hi

[snow nacelle]

Barcola on for asensio

[olive otter]

Ask @solar gale

[weak viper]

lmao

[snow nacelle]

Aaahh

[spark pivot]

Yes!!

1-1

[snow nacelle]

I can't believe it. Had to wait for the replay

DEMBELEEEEEEEE

IT'S MEANT TO BE

[spark pivot]

2-1!!

[snow nacelle]

VITIIIIIII I LOVE YOU. KISSES.

Let's keep going

[waxen palm]

MY GUYS 😭❤️

[snow nacelle]

Best 3 minutes. We gotta keep it up

[waxen palm]

Exactly we better not pull a Madrid

[snow nacelle]

Did you have to say that 😭

[spark pivot]

Please don’t bottle it 🙏🏼

[snow nacelle]

Almost barcola

LET'S GOOOO

[rancid peak]

https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1778154340848443493

B/R Football (@brfootball) on X

second half starts

48'—PSG 1-1 Barcelona
50'—PSG 2-1 Barcelona

🍿

Twitter · Apr 10, 2024, 8:13 PM

[snow nacelle]

wze for lee

[olive otter]

Lfggggg

Vamosssssss

[snow nacelle]

Wait what happened

[olive otter]

Roahhhahahgahahah

Raphhahhhhhhggg

Dawggggggggg

[snow nacelle]

Fml

[olive otter]

[spark pivot]

😭

[snow nacelle]

Was confused when nobody celebrated

[coral dome]

Lol

So shameless

Psg robbed from penalty

And varcelona scored 2 min after

[spark pivot]

Mbappe to score the winner

[snow nacelle]

We need to win this game

[coral dome]

Psg robbed again in ucl

Whats new

[snow nacelle]

Please psg don't make me only happy for 15 minutes

Wait no no no

[vale kayak]

Predictions:
Metz 0-1 Lens

Strasbourg 1-1 Reims

Rennes 4-2 Tolouse

Le Havre 1-4 Nantes

Clermont 1-1 Montpellier

Lyon 2-0 Brest

[snow nacelle]

Saved

UGH NOO BARCOLAAA

[spark pivot]

So close

[silver fern]

the game so far

[snow nacelle]

Saved

[silver fern]

rare donnaruma save

[snow nacelle]

NOOOO

UNLUCKY

Let's go another goal soon please

All the barca subs making me nervous

Another dembele goal is what we need

[olive otter]

Jahahahahah

Jahsgagahahah

Lfggggg

[snow nacelle]

Fk

[olive otter]

Najajajjajajaja

Holders

Holdddde

Rhatattatatat

[snow nacelle]

FKKKKK

[olive otter]

@waxen palm holaaaaaa

[snow nacelle]

I'M DEPRESSED AGAIN

[spark pivot]

Wrong channel

[snow nacelle]

Secret psg fans

[vale kayak]

Will psg come back yes or no

[covert pecan]

448xp

To reach level 3, you'll need another

// You've reached 85% of level 3
63 xp```

[olive otter]

Nah im in the right one

Pissg don’t have a club channel 🤷‍♂️

[snow nacelle]

Clearly missing the point here

If we lose today it's over sobs

83 min already

Ramos? Hm

[spark pivot]

Dembele

[snow nacelle]

Aaahhhh no

Last 4 min

😭

😭

[open owl]

Bon bah les parisiens sont dans une belle merde

[snow nacelle]

Anglais

FT goodbye world

[olive otter]

Hold that

[open owl]

Pbappé when it's any team but Montpellier in front:

[maiden badger]

"Exactly we better not pull a Madrid" - John seconds b4 disaster

brodie jinxed it

[waxen palm]

At least Madrid equalized tho

What a fraud man....

[olive otter]

Fraud ^^

[coral dome]

Dembulance tho

[silver fern]

psg got robbed of a pen icl

[waxen palm]

think that was too soft

[silver fern]

it looked like a stoen cold pen to me

cancelo clearly didnt get near the ball

[stuck nimbus]

Lol

Ligue 1 Garbo as usual

[dire patio]

any Marseille fans here?

[stuck nimbus]

They my favourite French team if that counts

L’OM

[dire patio]

Just wanted to see how confident they are for tomorrow against us

and what their performances have been like recently

[stuck nimbus]

They’re mid last I checked

Their old manager quit and went to lazio

They should have lost to villareal but hung on

[dire patio]

So there’s hope that its a bit of an easier game?

[rancid peak]

One goal down, it's easily recoverable

It's a lot better than if you would've lost 3-0

[open owl]

U guys are in some big shit

[raven forge]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-devastated-watch-watching-movie-gif-14922607200232575847

[snow nacelle]

Maybe I shouldn't have asked for a translation 😭

[coral dome]

No hope vs varcelona

[waxen palm]

Also, change my mind

Donnarumma is responsible for our 3 goals

Maybe I saw it differently

The defence was at fault no denial but he was the one to start this shit

[waxen palm]

We're cursed ong

We'll never see joy here

[waxen palm]

Team was so bad except Nuno Mendes, Dembele, Vitinha and Marquinhos

How can you expect something when no one wants to try smth

Ugh...

Barca deserve their win sadly for pressing and getting behind crosses, we could've easily lost by more or smth

I hope these idiots will learn from this, but it's too late to change it now

We're on a difficult task now

We have to win at Montjuic

[sterile fractal]

what happened to PSG last night

send Parcola to Kaiserlauntern, PSG will win UCL

[covert smelt]

Where tf is mbappe's hattrick?

psg fans?

[weak viper]

Here

[dire patio]

confidence today for you lot getting a win?

[weak viper]

I wouldn't be confident if it was any team but you

We're shit

[dire patio]

thing is, we’re kinda shit aswell

[weak viper]

Ik

That's why I have hope

[dire patio]

I think we’ll probably win 2-1 as we’re home but you’ll smash us at the Velodrome

[weak viper]

We gotta get revenge for Vata's hand goal in 1990

We recently lost 3-1 to Lille away (who are impossible to beat away+ our goal was lucky)

Q$G robbed us

And we also lost to Rennes 2-0

[covert smelt]

Ouin ouin FC

Mérité pour le barça

Mbappé invisible comme Haaland

Invisible au classico, invisible contre rennes, invisible partout

[hollow ember]

I wish the FFF would charge them with FFP stuff like EPL did with Man City but they won't

[olive otter]

Merci

[hollow ember]

[weak viper]

Won't happen unfortunately because they earn too much money from their bribery

[hollow ember]

Common FFF L

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1778000073969860639?t=1y6DLynVM-QgMwLpye4FSg&s=19

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Twitter · Apr 10, 2024, 10:00 AM

[hollow ember]

Allez les gars!!!

[sweet condor]

Im a porto fan so hope marseille wins but seeing both team's current situations i am really not sure how neither legs will go

[olive otter]

Delete club

[weak viper]

when is the uel channel opening?

[sterile fractal]

1 hour before match I think

[weak viper]

bruh

[sterile fractal]

when the compos started being published

[weak viper]

why so late

[weak viper]

I think it's a 3-4-1-2

With Henrique at RWB and harit at CAM

Ndiaye benched though...

or a 4-3-3 but swap harit and henrique

[sterile fractal]

wtf when did Auba signed at Marseille

I swear I saw him playing with Chelsea last weekend

[weak viper]

are you serious right now

[open owl]

Farmers league fr

How do u concede against 'Ben Fica'

How u concede an offside goal usually OM buys those

How is Lille losing to Birmingham FC

Guys France really needs some good teams to represent it in Europe

[open owl]

How the fuck both Marseille & Lille conceding at the same time

2-0 for both games

[weak viper]

Our games are linked

[open owl]

Shame

0 French teams left in Europe

I don't think we'll see any remontadas

[weak viper]

Now we get robbed

Var check over 🤡

And the same ref as against pana

[waxen palm]

Di Maria cooking OW again damn

[weak viper]

Not anymore

[waxen palm]

Lille 2-1

Get in

[open owl]

COME on

[waxen palm]

Offside

[open owl]

R u joking

Ffs

[waxen palm]

Ffs man

[weak viper]

I should stfu sometimes

[waxen palm]

2-1

[weak viper]

COME ON

[waxen palm]

The Gabonese goat ofc

[open owl]

OMMMMMMMM

ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

[modern citrus]

@lyric wasp your ultras are fucking good

I only hear lille fans

[weak viper]

It's England bro

They are silent

[covert smelt]

"Gasset Goat", "le meilleur", "le futur de l'om"

[weak viper]

We lost but everything is still possible

[covert smelt]

🤣🫵

[weak viper]

Reste chez toi a nous regarder jouer

[modern citrus]

don't care, they are still goated

[covert smelt]

Qu'arrive t-il a l'OM ?

[modern citrus]

they just chanted the french anthem

😂

[weak viper]

T'es éliminé qu'est ce que tu parles

[covert smelt]

🤣🫵 🤣

Benfica pitié

Leur pire saison

[weak viper]

Tu passes jamais les 16eme /8eme

[covert smelt]

Sans corruption et bel arbitrage si

[weak viper]

Bah même

[covert smelt]

Ah si si

[weak viper]

Concentre toi sur le Championnat

[modern citrus]

@covert smelt oh tg tu parles tout le temps quand t'as presque jamais la légitimité pour parler

[covert smelt]

Quand on gagnera la C4 l'année prochaine je vous viendrait passer vous voir ouin ouin devant moi

[weak viper]

Ben qualifie toi déjà

[wind vigil]

ah yes, when you're team loses, blame the referee, your team is so good they couldn't possibly lose to anyone

[covert smelt]

PSG gagne la CDF, on passe 6èm

att

[covert smelt]

?

[weak viper]

Il dit juste que quand ton équipe perd tu mets tout sur le dos de la corruption

[modern citrus]

oui surtout que comme on connait bien rennes vous allez perdre truffert theate désiré et gouiri

[covert smelt]

what do you support @wind vigil

[modern citrus]

et rester avec une charnière belocian omari

[covert smelt]

Bah non du coup

Pour le coup c'est vrai

Sinon je me plaint jamais

[wind vigil]

I support Benfica, but they didn't play perfect either, however the ref did well

[covert smelt]

Gouiri jamais on le perds

Désiré possible

Theate non.
Truffert non.

[modern citrus]

et pourquoi? y a une grosse crise du 9

[covert smelt]

Ils sont intéressés par personne eux

Doué possible par contre

[modern citrus]

y a eu pas mal de rumeurs avec theate

mdr

[covert smelt]

Il mérite la PL il a le niveau de jouer en LDC

[covert smelt]

Wolfsburg ?

[covert smelt]

iam not marseille fan

[weak viper]

He supports Rennes

[wind vigil]

then why was he saying that, iirc, the only french team playing today was Marseille

nvm

[weak viper]

Lille too but yeah

[wind vigil]

LIlle did too, in Conference

[covert smelt]

Lille ne méritent pas plus

[weak viper]

He just likes to mock other french teams while supporting one of the smallest ligue 1 club

[covert smelt]

?!

ponpard

[modern citrus]

Lille is literally the team in ligue 1 creating the most chances with psg

maybe ahead of psg actually

😂

[covert smelt]

Ils ne méritent toujours pas plus

Même si c'est un bon club, c'est Aston Villa devant putain

[modern citrus]

alors rennes mérite plus? alors que rennes joue bien pire que le losc

[wind vigil]

It sounds to me you're just salty for some reason

[covert smelt]

L'un des meilleurs clubs au monde

[covert smelt]

????

[modern citrus]

villa?

[covert smelt]

On les a ez si y'avait pas l'avantage chez eux

a dechatlon park

[modern citrus]

tu viens de quelle planète

[covert smelt]

En ce moment ? Oui

Top 10 et personne peut contredire

[modern citrus]

eh bien si moi

y a 4 équipes de PL devant eux

tous les gros clubs de toutes les autres ligue les tapent matin midi soir

[covert smelt]

3 4 c pareil

[modern citrus]

villa napoli? napoli gagne

villa dortmund? dortmund gagne

[lyric wasp]

et toi c'était fenerbahce l'année passée et Krasnodar en LDC

au dodo

[modern citrus]

même un villa bilbao chuis pas certain que villa gagne

[covert smelt]

A part Paris jvois pas

[modern citrus]

redescend sur terre

[covert smelt]

Brest, l'OM, possible

[lyric wasp]

David te traumatise

[modern citrus]

pas en france parce que en france y a pas de gros club à part le psg, tout simplement

[covert smelt]

on a joué l'équipe X avec krasnodar frèrot

[covert smelt]

et rennes

évidemment

[modern citrus]

BHAHAHA

non.

[lyric wasp]

ravale ton seum et passe une phase de groupe et apres viens parler

[modern citrus]

le pire c'est que j'apprécie Rennes

mais à cause de mecs comme toi

[wind vigil]

this is unfortunately true, my outsider perspective, and I may be wrong, is that the second best french club is Lyon

[covert smelt]

vous avez fait quoi l'année dernière pelo

[covert smelt]

On est goatesques

[weak viper]

Terrible opinion

[lyric wasp]

Vous avez fait quoi en europe et en palmares vous deja ?

[wind vigil]

well I stand corrected then 😂

[covert smelt]

En Europe on a own Maccabi Haifa

[modern citrus]

*ils sont goatesque

[covert smelt]

Et Villareal

[modern citrus]

juste pas toi

[weak viper]

Are you talking best right now or historically?

[lyric wasp]

On a own Milan mdr

pas le mm level

[weak viper]

Vous les avez battu 4-0?

[covert smelt]

Tu me deçois mon frère

[covert smelt]

Nous aussi, sans corruption

[lyric wasp]

Villarreal a fini devant toi et vous les avez pas battus hein

[covert smelt]

Non

[weak viper]

Bah voilà

[lyric wasp]

0-3 ?? je crois pas nan

[covert smelt]

Sans Terrier on aurait pu

[modern citrus]

je m'en fous que tu tapes pas sur mon club, tu tapes sur tous les autres, c'est insupportable tu peux jamais respecter personne ici

[lyric wasp]

tu t'es mangé un 3-0 d'ou tu parles ?

[wind vigil]

I'm talking historically, as I don't currently follow the french leage, so kind of taking my opinion out of my ass 😂

[covert smelt]

Juste Terrier c'est une merde

[lyric wasp]

t'as pas su taper Krasnodar en LDC

[covert smelt]

J'ai pas tapé sur le RCSA pelo

[covert smelt]

équipe X (x2)

[lyric wasp]

et le SHAKHTAR DONESTK

[covert smelt]

Shakhtar c'était bof

[weak viper]

The top two most historical clubs in France are OM and Saint Etienne (which also have the two best ultras in the country)

[covert smelt]

on était nul a chier oui.........

[lyric wasp]

t'as perdu aux penos contre un club qui s'est mangé un 7-0 2 semaines plus tard a rotterdam

[modern citrus]

mais c'est ce que je viens de dire

obordel

[wind vigil]

ah yes OM, everyone knows Marseille, actually the commentators were a bit surprised that OM didn't do better tonight

[covert smelt]

Vous avez battus Tottenham 0-3 chez eux les gars ?

[covert smelt]

ah g mal lu

[lyric wasp]

T'as battu Milan 0-3 chez eux toi ?

[covert smelt]

suis con

[weak viper]

*ils ont déclaré forfait

[lyric wasp]

mdrrrrr

[covert smelt]

Le pire Milan frero

[lyric wasp]

le pire tottenham

LOL

[covert smelt]

?

Tottenham 2021 ct lourd

avec son

[lyric wasp]

Ils ont déclaré forfait et ont perdu contre Mura

et accessoirement ont fini derniere la vitesse arnhem

[covert smelt]

Mérité

[lyric wasp]

"ct lourd"

[covert smelt]

Zehma Milan 2019 ct lourd aussi

[lyric wasp]

Pendant ce temps lille etait en 8e de LDC on a clairement pas le meme niveau

[covert smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/heiitse-cfc-chelsea-fc-timo-werner-kai-havertz-gif-21459902

ce club te hante

Alors qu'on a battu 2/3 des clubs Londoniens

[lyric wasp]

qualifie toi avant de parler

t'as perdu en groupe contre krasnodar t'as finis dernier

les 8e te hantent ?

[covert smelt]

Frero

Chelsea ct lourd

Et Séville aussi

Krasnodar on a joué l'équipe X avec nos espoirs

C comme si je te mets tes joueurs de 18 ans inconnus contre aston villa la

[lyric wasp]

Seville c lourd en effet

La seule difference cest que t'as finis DERRIERE eux

[dire patio]

Damn i got it right

[lyric wasp]

et on a fini DEVANT eux

[covert smelt]

frero

Séville en 2022 ct pas un gros truc

[lyric wasp]

mdr ils ont gagné la ligue europa en 2023

[covert smelt]

l'année d'avant oui

[lyric wasp]

tas juste le seum

et l'année d'apres

[wind vigil]

I hope you were only half right 💀

[lyric wasp]

bizarrement ils sont a chier uniquement contre le losc mais forts contre TOUT LE RESTE 🤡

[covert smelt]

Mais pourquoi parles-tu mon ami yugo, nous t'avons own dans ton stade, devant tes supporters, devant tes joueurs, devant ton président

ibrahim salah t'as tellement fait chouiner

[lyric wasp]

2-2 t'appelles ca own ?

[covert smelt]

sans avantage oui

[lyric wasp]

parce que dans ce cas on t'a own dans ton stade aussi

[covert smelt]

Non mon ami

[lyric wasp]

bah si

meme résultat

10 points d'écart

[covert smelt]

cpas pareil

[lyric wasp]

mdrrrrrr

[covert smelt]

Mais bon

[lyric wasp]

le déni

[covert smelt]

je ciao les gars

[lyric wasp]

enfin

[covert smelt]

Oubliez pas que le Stade Rennais est le meilleur club au monde

https://tenor.com/view/1plike-1pliké-1plikation-nehess-dormir-gif-19500607

[lyric wasp]

le CO Roubaix Tourcoing a + de trophées que toi mais ok

[covert smelt]

Les gars j'ai oublié un truc

[open owl]

Montpellier has something to say to you

[covert smelt]

ferme la plue

[lyric wasp]

Montpellier a un championnat de france

[open owl]

Merci le goat lillois

[open owl]

Praxly ne comprend pas qu'un championnat de France est le titre le + important en France

[azure crypt]

hola

[open owl]

Oh shit Villa & LOSC fan 💀 @thorn hatch

[thorn hatch]

sad for lille but happy for villa

[open owl]

What did u think of the match

[thorn hatch]

pretty good match mate

[open owl]

Bro wished for a draw the entire game

[thorn hatch]

lille had very good possesion

[open owl]

"LETS GOOO ASTON VILLA!!! COME ON NOW LILLE!"

[thorn hatch]

i think they may lead the next match and eventually they go to penalties

[open owl]

Yeah that's the disadvantage of supporting similar sized teams

They might face each other

At least I'm sure Montpellier & Chelsea will never face each other both teams would lose fr

[lyric wasp]

im sure lille and standard wont face eachother cus standard will be relegated in D5 in 2030

[open owl]

how is belgian league?

c'est costaud or is the level rly bad?

I know most teams but tbh never watched

[lyric wasp]

It's improving we rised to Europe top 8 but qualifying to quarters is already an achievement for us

But the playoff system allows you to win 8 important games and win the league despite finishing 5th and ghosting for 8 months

Unfortunately standard, which is a supposedly massive abd historical club, IS stuck in its 2009 glory abd has 777 as owners so we're diwn bad but yeah we're still in d1 skbce 1921 so W

[open owl]

oj shit

[covert smelt]

Les gars

Demain on broie Poulouse

Si il n'y a pas d'avantage Toulousain bien sûr

Nous allons les tuer 4-0 et personne ne peut dire le contraire

[modern citrus]

occasion manquée de les appeler Pelouse

je partirai plutot sur la victoire courte mais tu force toujours

[covert smelt]

?

[modern citrus]

comment "?"

si tout ce que tu disais était vrai rennes gagnerai tous ses matchs 5-0

[halcyon sleet]

SEE PSG HAVE A CHANCE TO BEAT BARCA

[covert smelt]

C'était le cas

[covert smelt]

Nn

[covert smelt]

.

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/MeteoFoot/status/1778773792854089845?t=TAJgAZIpEy0qDcoRBajgbg&s=19

Météo Foot (@MeteoFoot) on X

👁 Le NOUVEAU LOGO OFFICIEL de la Ligue 2 !

Est-ce qu'on se rend compte que c'est juste un "2" barré verticalement en son centre ?

✍ Je vous demande quand même une note sur 10 ou pas ?

Pour moi c'est 2 voilà.

#Ligue2

Twitter · Apr 12, 2024, 1:14 PM

The ligue 1 logo is shit but the ligue 2 one is even worse

[covert smelt]

qui a regardé metz lens?

cette soir

[weak viper]

Qui va regarder*

And ce soir

[open owl]

Bah les toulousains si

[open owl]

at least answer the question OW fan don't be demotivating 😔

[open owl]

moi, pour bien regarder la défaite de metz

en vrai tu sais je sais mm pas si je suis avec metz ou lens, y a une petite voix dans ma tête qui me dit que notre chance pour un top 7 n'est pas à 0%

[covert smelt]

Le nul de metz est possible en vrai

[open owl]

je sais que je suis absolument con mais

un ptit top 7 + qualif européenne

on joue le calendrier le + facile du championnat

[covert smelt]

😭😭😭

[open owl]

tg 😹😹

[covert smelt]

Les rêves c la nuit Plue

[open owl]

pk il rigole

[covert smelt]

😹

[open owl]

nn les rêves c'est montpellier

ils nous font rêver depuis un petit moment là 🟠🔵

[covert smelt]

le rêve c'était en 2012

Ya 12 ans

A pk mon blaze il est plus bleu

[weak viper]

Well sorry but it's just to tell him how it's correctly written so that he improves

And no I'm not watching the game

[open owl]

Le tien c'était quand ? 😹

[covert smelt]

chef

[weak viper]

1-1

2-1

Metz scores another one

@modern citrus going to kill himself

Mikautadze brace

[modern citrus]

exactly

fucking pens

[open owl]

Nothing scarier than a team fighting relegation

They'll beat prime Barcelona

Clermont forced Paris to get a late equalizer, Metz beating Lens

https://x.com/rclens/status/1778878351639212314?s=46 Lens CM just tweeted & bro still not accepting that it's 2-1

Racing Club de Lens (@RCLens) on X

52' (1-1)

La frappe lointaine de Mikautadze passe au-dessus du but lensois.

#FCMRCL

Twitter · Apr 12, 2024, 8:10 PM

[modern citrus]

xddddd

[sacred mango]

MIKAUTADZE ON FIRE

[modern citrus]

he needs to be freed

fc metz is gonna activate the buy option and make him play in ligue 2...

[sacred mango]

Bruh

He's the best player on metz brother

[weak viper]

he's a strasbourg fan so he hates metz

[sacred mango]

He was raised in lyon academy

[weak viper]

i know

[modern citrus]

doesn't matter he won't develop in ligue 2

[weak viper]

he will sign to the biggest french football club

Olympique de Marseille

[modern citrus]

sure always a thousand times better than fc merde

[sacred mango]

He will sign in serie A

[modern citrus]

I don't really care where he signs as long as he doesn't go down in ligue 2 with fc merde

[sacred mango]

Yeah i agree

But about relegation nothing is over yet

They can still fight

[modern citrus]

https://x.com/ttomc2/status/1778866160118755795

tom (@ttomc2) on X

honte à metz, sa monte frapper après le but lensois #RCLens

Twitter · Apr 12, 2024, 7:21 PM

this is absolutely outrageous

[covert smelt]

Mérité pour le grand Metz

On vous aime

[open owl]

So stupid

Reminds me of when I got shit thrown at me in the PSG match because I was celebrating MHSC equalizer IN FUCKING MONTPELLIER???

So ur really tryna tell me Metz just won against Lens?

Outrageous

[lyric wasp]

BAH ALORS LENS ON CHICOTE PLUS ? 😂😂😋

[open owl]

Anyway Mikautadze is coming to La Paillade

We've all seen it

We've read the script

[lyric wasp]

Lens est finito ils vont finir 8e ils pensaient vraiment nous rattraper

[open owl]

Attends comment ça Metz c'est 6/6 contre Lens cette saison? 😹

[weak viper]

comme ajaccio contre nous la saison derniere

[open owl]

Ah ouais ptn

Mdrrr

Perso j'attends toujours une victoire contre l'OM

Jsp pk on galère contre vous depuis le 3-0 qu'on vous a tapé à la mosson

Aucune victoire depuis il me semble

[open owl]

Meanwhile Nîmes lost 1-0 against Versailles at home, a big relegation contender

[covert smelt]

Pas mérité

Versailles sont corrompus depuis un moment

Les chef vous avez des pronos pour SRFC - TFC ?

[opal drift]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-cat-mocking-gif-13935821400850516732

[wintry swift]

@tawny torrent

[peak prawn]

…

uh

[opal drift]

His trim finally looks good for once

[covert smelt]

Lâche ça

Les chef on gagne 3-0 aujourd'hui je l'annonce

Minamino is Asian

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/MGCB_Officiel/status/1779086262508384728?t=dV_xdDpaM9uicxgNuqa8Cg&s=19

[weak viper]

No way

[olive otter]

Yo @opal drift how you been

[covert smelt]

Minamino is black

[weak viper]

What

[modern citrus]

technically he's right

cuz we all come from africa 🤓

[coral nacelle]

I made 3 edits on my tiktok, they are incredible, who wants to see them?

[modern citrus]

no one

don't advertise

[lyric wasp]

💀

[opal drift]

Good wbu?

[open owl]

If it's not Montpellier ion want it

Damn goal Reims already

@modern citrus in the MUD

[olive otter]

Never been better

[opal drift]

How come?

Oh ffs

Fuck off

Should’ve realized why you asked me in ligue 1 and not in off topic

[olive otter]

Imagine getting owned by raphinha

🤣🤣🤣

Go back to trashing Montpellier

[sterile fractal]

lmao

[modern citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/i-said-watch-yo-tone-gif-25394393

[open owl]

we're gonna go above you in the table tomorrow 😭😭😹

Goal Strasbourg. 2-1.

[modern citrus]

GOAL!!! STRASBOURG!!! 2-1!!!

xddddd

Perrin injured

:/

[weak viper]

Goal 3-1

[covert smelt]

GG Chelsea

[modern citrus]

tg y a un seul joueur de chelsea

[covert smelt]

Lâche ça Ponpard

[modern citrus]

tg concentre toi sur ton match

[covert smelt]

0-2 Bastia

[covert smelt]

Lâche ça on va les ez

[modern citrus]

oui bien sûr

moi je pense pas

je pars toujours sur la courte victoire

[covert smelt]

Quand tu va nous voir mettre le 3-0

Tout ce que je dis est réel

Tous mes pronos sont justes, donc j'ai raison mon frère

[modern citrus]

je m'en ficherais parce que j'ai rien contre rennes

mais je pars sur la courte victoire

[covert smelt]

Merci d'avoir rien contre nous

[modern citrus]

nan sans blague

pourtant tous tes pronos c'est des scores gigantesques pour rennes

[covert smelt]

C'est objectif après

On a jamais de chances, l'arbitrage frauduleux nous gâchent notre saison

sans la corruption on serait déjà top 5

Monaco on TOP

t'as acheté frappart tu racontes quoi

[modern citrus]

mais tout le monde va te dire ça

y a qui qui est content de l'arbitrage

à part paris

[weak viper]

3-0 Bastia W

[modern citrus]

oh my days

xdddd

[waxen palm]

😂😂😂

[covert smelt]

Goal Bordeaux

[covert smelt]

Sa arrive les erreurs

[open owl]

lâche ça

[weak viper]

pour le coup il a eu raison

il s'est juste trompé de sens

[open owl]

bah dcp il a pas eu raison

[covert smelt]

Je voulais écrire Montpellier

[gleaming nebula]

yoi j'ai une question si le psg gagne la l1 le trophe sera donner contre le match du tfc a domicile ?

vu que c'est le dernier match a dom

[covert smelt]

NOUS ALLONS DEFONCER TOULOUSE

[weak viper]

Goal rennes. 1-0.

[covert smelt]

ON NE TFC PLUS ?

merde

DOUE LE GOAT

IL MERITE LA PL

[weak viper]

GOALLL

1-1

[covert smelt]

||@toulouse||

FRRR

[lyric wasp]

Valenciennes FC are OFFICIALLY relegated to National (D3), VA had been in Ligue 2 since 2014, the longest out of the 20 clubs. The oldest remaining streak is Paris FC who has been playing since 2017

[covert smelt]

Mérité

Bref là les gars le match est acheté

[lyric wasp]

Le Paris FC est devant Laval ca semble irréel de fou

[covert smelt]

les arbitres ils font caca les chef

[covert smelt]

Laval plus gros downfall de cette saison avec Grenoble

[lyric wasp]

réel

et pourtant la ligue 1 n'est qu'a 5 points

[open owl]

PTDRRRRR

GOALL TOLOSA??

IL EST OÙ PRAXLY 😭😭

[modern citrus]

draxly c'est ça de parler trop vite, maintenant même si tu gagnes c'est une victoire courte

par contre moussa diarra

[weak viper]

Il a perdu la co

[modern citrus]

futur grand peut être

gros potentiel vraiment

[open owl]

https://twitter.com/MontpellierHSC/status/1779170346349801656

Tamari is OUT for tomorrow!
Falaye Sacko is OUT for tomorrow!

MHSC (@MontpellierHSC) on X

👊 𝑳𝑬 𝑮𝑹𝑶𝑼𝑷𝑬 présenté par @fan4allofficiel 
#CF63MHSC 👥 20 joueurs convoqués 
 
✅ Partenaire du MHSC et fournisseur d’expériences exclusives pour les fans de foot. https://t.co/gnDmYxoFlD

Twitter · Apr 13, 2024, 3:30 PM

[gleaming nebula]

yoi j'ai une question si le psg gagne la l1 le trophe sera donner contre le match du tfc a domicile ?

[weak viper]

normalement oui je pense

[gleaming nebula]

car je vais voir le match et jespere que je vais pouvoir voir ca mdr

[covert smelt]

YA PENO

YA PENO LE FILS DE PUTE DARBITRE

CORRUPTION YA PAS PENO

CES MERDES

FUCK LA LFP

YILDIRIM DOIT RENTRER CHEZ LUI

YILDIRIM FAUT LE VENDRE

moi c bon les chef j'abandonne

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-cr7-angry-annoyed-cristiano-gif-21024834

[modern citrus]

la prochaine fois tu feras des pronos qui font sens

[sterile fractal]

No Tamari = another defeat

[regal willow]

lol no

nice try buddy

[sterile fractal]

https://twitter.com/Ligue1_ENG/status/1778896970821546361

Ligue 1 English (@Ligue1_ENG) on X

16-year-old Rayane Messi scored his first professional goal for Dijon today 🙌✨

Twitter · Apr 12, 2024, 9:24 PM

"Mom, I want Messi"

"But we already have Messi at home"

Messi at home:

[dusky wagon]

Lille IS the greatest club of France

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/_BeFootball/status/1779446503179685951?t=wTXXc3z5Ld8ejqZJ5YCE2w&s=19 BAHAHAHAHA

@waxen palm it's over for you

He was the ref of the first leg against Panathinaikos

[covert smelt]

Tfacon ca arrive de perdre

Nous on se prépare pour le derby

Après on repasse top 5 et on va aller en europe

[waxen palm]

He also was the ref in our 4-1 loss against Newcastle

[covert smelt]

Force les parisiens jespere vous gagnez

[open owl]

? he's been horrible for at least 5 months now

MATCHHHHH DAAYYYY!!!
REVENGE AGAINST CLERMONT DAY!
PÉTARD 2ND LEG DAY!
CLEAN 4-1 DAY!
ADAMS BRACE DAY!
NORDIN = PRIME MESSI DAY!

ALLEZ PAILLADE ALLEEEEZZZZZZ

It's cinema. It's absolute scenes.

Clermont costs us our season because of the pétard incident. 6 months later, return leg, we definitively send them to Ligue 2 to definitively save ourselves.

And so the cycle is finished. Thank you mother Nature. Thank you to the script writers.

[open owl]

Fucks sake, goal Nantes

They're saved for one more season

How do they get away with this honestly

Genuinely this has to stop

[velvet spire]

ffa

Pallois carried this match icl

[open owl]

How does Nantes save itself every season by one point

They're so bad

KICKOFF! CLERMONT, YOU ARE DEAD.

LMFAO WE CAN ONLY HEAR MONTPELLIER FANS

AHAHAHHA

Bruh wtf

We're the only team playing at 3 PM I just realized

That's insane

[covert smelt]

les gars comment on dit footix en anglais

[weak viper]

aucune idée

[covert smelt]

jsp ya bcp de footix dans #premier-league

[lyric wasp]

le serveur entier est rempli de footix

Perso j'ai supp tous les salons de footix

[weak viper]

Surtout ne va jamais dans #football-chat

Chaque fois que j'y vais je vois le pire avis football de l'histoire

[covert smelt]

pk y nous traite de farmer league enft

alors que c des gros footix mdrrr

[weak viper]

Après c'est surtout les nouveaux

[weak viper]

Parce que c'est des frustrés

[covert smelt]

nouveau ou pas, faut qu'ils sont objectifs

[covert smelt]

il est ou le salon eredivisde

[weak viper]

Tu connais la signification de farmers league de base?

[covert smelt]

jsp

jpense c la ferme

[weak viper]

Ils disent ça pour les championnats où c'est toujours le même qui gagne

[covert smelt]

:aya:

[weak viper]

(alors que Manchester city gagne autant la premier League que le Q$G la ligue 1 mais bon)

[covert smelt]

sah javoue

[lyric wasp]

la pire farmers ligue cest la croatie et la bulgarie

[covert smelt]

Inconnu au bataillon

et allez Rijeka

[covert smelt]

C pas des championnats bons ça

[weak viper]

Oui

[covert smelt]

noirmal

normal*

la farmer league pr moi c la bl

[lyric wasp]

rijeka va peut etre stopper le 179e titre du Dinamo cette année (et encore)

[covert smelt]

tfacon quand rennes vont gagner le championnat, le pb de la farmer league sera résolu

[weak viper]

vous oubliez aussi le championnat moldave et gallois

[lyric wasp]

💀

[covert smelt]

Mais Gallois ya 5 équipes de la même ville frère

[lyric wasp]

la moldavie c une dinguerie t'as une équipe 🤑 et des équipes amateurs

[weak viper]

bah en pl y a bien arsenal chelsea west ham totenham crystal palace et brentford

[covert smelt]

Moldavie y'a Sheriff ?

[weak viper]

oui

[covert smelt]

Crystale palace c où

[weak viper]

londres

[covert smelt]

brentford aussi ?

[weak viper]

banlieue de londres je crois

[lyric wasp]

ca critique qu'il n y ait qu'un seul club a paris mais au moins on a une diversité dans les villes représentées en Ligue 1 contrairement a la PL

[covert smelt]

dinguerie de supporter ces clubs alors que london is blue

[modern citrus]

parce qu'ils ont commencé à suivre le foot en janvier, supportent le real, city, le bayern et liverpool en même temps et qu'ils ont autant de culture foot qu'un cochon d'inde unijambiste

[covert smelt]

Réel ça Ponpard

Ici on support notre local team

Là jvois dans le serv ya des indiens y supportent le réal

🗣️ 🤡

[modern citrus]

les indiens qui supportent le réal ça me fume toujours

le choix de la facilité

ils sont quasiment tous footix

[covert smelt]

Mais frère c une dinguerie

[modern citrus]

y en a aucun qui supporte le real par tradition familiale ou truc

tous juste parce que le real a gagné des CL

[weak viper]

et en plus en d2 t'as aussi milwall, watford (banlieue de londres) et qpr

[covert smelt]

Leur seule phrase qu'ils disent c'est : Chetri is good player best 🗣️ 📢 🔇

[covert smelt]

Qpr c nos freres la bas

[open owl]

Penalty for Clermont.

[modern citrus]

chhetri flop à sporting B

🤣

à concarneau il est même pas dans le groupe

[covert smelt]

chetri c mm pas niveau N1 frr

il jouera équipe v a concarneau aya

[modern citrus]

au grandiose fc épinal il est sur le banc

[open owl]

SAVEEEEDDDD

SAVED

IT'S SAVED HAHAHAHA CLERMONT TO LIGUE 2

[weak viper]

pour vous dire en cours de philo c'est tellement chiant que je regarde le championnat indien sur onefootball

le niveau est affligeant

[modern citrus]

WHAT A SAVE

XDDDDD

[open owl]

Penalty retake. Penalty Clermont.

[weak viper]

goal clermont

[open owl]

Goal Clermont. 1-0.

[covert smelt]

😹 😹

Mais c'est quelle malchatte ça

[sweet condor]

Lol

[open owl]

Rigged league anyway

[modern citrus]

@open owl why retaken

[open owl]

Benji stepped in front of the line

Doin a lil funny over here

[waxen palm]

Karma summed up in one picture

[open owl]

We're still winning 😹😹

Fucking fuck Clermont though

I unironically hope they relegate & stay in Ligue 2

Luckiest team of all fucking mankind

A firecracker saves you in the first leg, and a retaken penalty from a player who shouldn't even be playing in Ligue 1 is saving you in the 2nd leg

[covert smelt]

But Montpellier

@open owl 🤙

[open owl]

GOAAAALLLLLLLL

GOAAALLLL GOALLLLLLLL COULIBALYYYYY

COULI-BALY

MY MAN.

WE CALLED YOU USELESS FOR SO LONG

ASSIST + GOAL IN THE LAST 2 GAMES

THATS A FUCKING PENALTY

THATS A PENALTY

[open owl]

So we're in for a repeat of the replay of the first leg huh...

Nordin out for Kouyaté.

This ends in a draw.

FT. 1-1.

Fuck Clermont. Hope they rot in Ligue 2 asap

[covert smelt]

Clermont meilleur club

Merci les chef

[covert smelt]

Clermont

[sterile fractal]

@Harry Kane viens au PSG stp🙏

[dire patio]

@weak viper we’ve fully rotated our squad today, so gonna be focused on our match on Thursday

[weak viper]

we didn't play this weekend

so we'll be at full health

still with 8 injuries tho

[dire patio]

anyone back from injury?

or still essentially the same

[weak viper]

idk

we'll see in a few days i think

[waxen palm]

@open owl frr tu connais Esteban (Ace)? 😭

[waxen palm]

Goal Lyon

1-0

Tolisso

[weak viper]

Lyon robbing Brest a penalty how surprising

[random geode]

Lyon bruh

[lyric wasp]

W Brest remontada

[open owl]

Goal Lyon

3-2 what a fucking match

[worthy isle]

salut

[open owl]

Cc

[worthy isle]

cava

[open owl]

Oue et toi

[open owl]

Ouais pk ? 😭 on a parlé qlq fois

[waxen palm]

C'est mon pote wshhhh

[worthy isle]

ouai

[waxen palm]

Mais dans un autre serveur

[open owl]

Goatesque ça

Ouais il est sympa il voulait qu'on fasse une rp L1 mais c'était chaud avec mon emploi du temps

[open owl]

Tu supportes qui ?

Goal Lyon

Holy shit

3-3

[random geode]

Tagliaficooooo

[open owl]

Tagliafico

[waxen palm]

Oh lord

What is this

[worthy isle]

paris

et toi pour montpelier jimagine

[open owl]

oue

Mais c'est quoi ce match de zinzin

2 cartons rouges PTDRR

3-3

PENALTY LYON

3RD FIGHT IN THE LAST 10 MINUTES

VAR CHECK

WE'RE AT 90+11

PENALTY CONFIRMED

90+12

LACAZETTE COULD BE STRETCHERED OFF

[weak viper]

wow

[open owl]

LACAZETTE STRETCHERED OFF

WTFFF IS GOING ON

We're at 90+14

who's shooting the penalty tho

cause Lacazette heavily injured

could be broken ribs

actually almost certainly broken ribs

90+15

Lacazette
Orban

[devout topaz]

hi

[open owl]

GIFT ORBAN SHOOTING

[devout topaz]

90+16 pen

[waxen palm]

Ffs

WHYYYYYYY

[devout topaz]

Yep

[coral dome]

[devout topaz]

4-3

[open owl]

MAITLAND NILES*

WTFFF GOAL

[coral dome]

On passe 7emmeeeee

[open owl]

there's no fkn way honestly

[waxen palm]

WHYYYYYYYYYY

[edgy dirge]

welp

4-3

[devout topaz]

Not over yet tho

Imagine

Can only imagine

[edgy dirge]

how they getting so much extra time

[devout topaz]

FT

[coral dome]

3 points from europe

[edgy dirge]

Mee god they got a penalty that won them 3 points la

[open owl]

HOW DOES LYON ALWAYS GET THESE GAMES MAN

FIRST LYON 5 - 4 MONTPELLIER

SAME SCENARIO

90+10' PENALTY

NOW THIS

[edgy dirge]

tf Ref

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1779612324732559691?t=lBcgc1EZ2IK7hLN5P5H9qg&s=19

I see now lol

Pen all day

[edgy dirge]

holy shet

[coral dome]

No lacazette for psg Monaco and lille welp

💀

[edgy dirge]

idgetit

why so much extra times

+19

[lyric wasp]

because its plyon and plyon rigs football since 2016

like ofc theres a pen for once they didnt get a flase pen

but the pen after 140 minutes after the game shouldve ended

[coral dome]

Because 6 goals 2 red cards and one injured maybe?

It was already +8

The lacazette injury literally took 9min use logic please💀

[lyric wasp]

Plyon fans thinking they will reach europe

the massive PSG is coming to stop OL

[coral dome]

3 months ago people were arguing if Ol would be relegated now were talking about if we are making it to europa

I take it

Playing half a season and still contending

[lyric wasp]

with extra extra time ofc

and some shameless pen against D3 side Valenciennes

[coral dome]

Yes because ref has to call 3 min extra time for 6 goals full subs and 2 red cards

Muh logic

[lyric wasp]

Keep laughing youre still like 10 points behaind us

[coral dome]

We were never competing with the top4 after the hellish start

[lyric wasp]

just finish aboe plens so they dont get any europe

[coral dome]

Terrible lool for ligue 1 to still allow us contending for europa

Pep genesio and rennes😭

[open owl]

i always said Lyon was gonna fight for Europe

even when they were dead last for weeks and weeks

https://tenor.com/bR9WI.gif

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No0

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don't delete it we all saw it

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Well.no point keeping it isnt it?

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show your embarrassment

so we can shame you!

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OK win vs psg draw monaco and lille

5/9

No way Psg are playing seriously and motivated vs us after losing to Barca in 2 days
Mbotu and his cronies will implode

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A 90+16 penalty?

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This guy said it all

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It was given at 90+7 but Lacazette had to be stretchered off & it had to be viewed by VAR

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Je pense que le seul scandale du match (et c'est déjà assez ptn) c'est le premier but

Y avait main et péno pour Brest 1 min avant

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ben normalement la var est faite pour qu'il n'y ait plus de scandale

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Je pense qu'elle fait + de mal que de bien

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Honteux l'arbitre

[weak viper]

suffirait que de vrais arbitres non corrompus par le fc lyon, le q$g et le rc lens soient à la var

sinon c'est compliqué

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Réel

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oui

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Toi aussi brother

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Entre la main au debut et le carton rouge sa me choque

less melou il fait rien du tout

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tu sais très bien que sur tous les matchs de ligue 1 depuis le debut de la saison on a été avantagé sur 2 matchs

monaco a domicile et nantes a domicile

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j'espere que on aura un vrai arbitre contre monaco parceque sinon sa va etre chaud

[open owl]

Bah c'est déjà 2 de trop

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Ah ok

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et 2 de plus que nous

[weak viper]

et 26 fois où c'est l'inverse

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j'ai envie de tarter l'arbitre

depuis que aulas et dans la direction de la fff l'OL est plus que avantagée c'est honteux