ligue-1

[weak viper]

de base on avait que mbemba et merlin

au moins on peut faire une equipe complete

[open owl]

Brest u can't fkn beat Lorient?

Brest getting dominated by Lorient

Thought I'd never say this sentence this season

Have some shame Brest

Why do we have to take matters into our own hands every single time brother

GOALLL BRESTT

And Lorient LOSE a point

[open owl]

KICKOFF! LE HAVRE, IT'S TIME TO DIE!

ALLEZ PAILLADE

C'est quoi cette compo de zinzin 😹

5-2-3 tho

Tamari tripping on his balls

[weak viper]

Even as an assistant manager he is still taking red cards

[open owl]

Fucking Nantes score against Nice

Fucking Nice

Shit club

Fans, board, team

Performance

[weak viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHnGsFsaJ00

we're currently winning 1-0

30 mins in

[covert idol]

Lien Toulouse Clermont ?

[weak viper]

rennes equalizer

1-1

HT

[sterile fractal]

[open owl]

0-0 so far...

Nice still not moving their ass

[weak viper]

They just scored

[open owl]

GOAL NICE ALLEZ

Un autre

Et stp un but Montpellier merde

[sterile fractal]

nicee

[open owl]

Arrêtez de faire les gros cons là

[sterile fractal]

Tamari il cuisine?

[open owl]

GOAAALALALALLLALAL

GOAAALLLLLLL

GOAAALLLLLLLLL

FERRRRRIIIII

[open owl]

Tamari highlights this season:

Always injured

If you see a player on the floor you just know it's Tamari

GOAAALLLLLLLL

GOAL GOAL GOAL

GOALLLL

GOALL JULLIEN

IT'S 2-0

WHAT A GOALLLL

[sterile fractal]

he gave everything for Asian Cup

[open owl]

🚨 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

Montpellier is ONE minute away from winning an ESSENTIAL match.

[lyric wasp]

WWW NANTES CMON

[weak viper]

GOOOALLL

93 MINUTE WINNER

FT

WE ARE THROUGH TO THE SEMIS

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1774372623033455096?t=op9_DRxeko3JJsglxuErfQ&s=19

[velvet dove]

Congratulations Nantes

[waxen palm]

Need him to cook as always tonight

[open owl]

💔

They could've just drawn that

Would've been better for us

[lyric wasp]

nono

W Nantes took points from Nice

Small clubs Nice and Lens not european benefits france coefficient

[weak viper]

how many times will we get robbed tonight?

im gonna say 3

[open owl]

Goal Strasbourg

1-0

Oh

Goal Strasbourg

2-0

@modern citrus on dérange ouuuuu ?? Prime Barça

[modern citrus]

BKDBVJSVJEVKABIBSI

[lyric wasp]

Ou est passé Draxly ??? 😹

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1774484210499150117?t=T1HXfrwH-cPSI_pHKPP5bQ&s=19 how can he not start a Classique

[modern citrus]

😂 rip

[weak viper]

Wait did he really leave the server?

I can't find him

Or he was banned

It's rainy here

[modern citrus]

he's here

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/GuillaumeTarpi/status/1774492125909979430?t=lkhCmqwtJet_A0UfEOLhFQ&s=19

I really hope Ndiaye is not on the wing and is switched with Henrique

[digital owl]

anyone have the a link to watch psg om tonight ?

[open owl]

@covert smelt

[lyric wasp]

lmaooo

[weak viper]

Apparently it's more like a 4-2-3-1 with Ndiaye as a CAM

Du coup @covert smelt tu supportes le Real ou Rennes?

[covert smelt]

Strasbourg ont juste bien joués, et oui on a joué comme des merdes, mais les Monégasques préparez vous.

[covert smelt]

?

Je suis Rennais moi

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/PSG_inside/status/1774496152873730277?t=RmOPeF001tNp7a3bvAOJAw&s=19 let's go cook OW 👊🏾🙏🏽

[covert smelt]

Et les Parisiens on va vous tuer en CDF

Mais oui, vous avez raison, on était nuls a chier

Bravo Strasbourg

[waxen palm]

tu parles beaucoup trop mon gars 🤣

[covert smelt]

Ouais, surtout que j'aurais raison

[waxen palm]

on verra mercredi mdr

on va vous remettre à votre place

[covert smelt]

Quand Doué mettra le doublé, on en reparlera

[modern citrus]

😭 ptn draxly pourquoi tu demandes des karmas

[covert smelt]

Par contre Terrier j'espère qu'il ne joue pas

Il porte malheur dans les grands matchs

[covert smelt]

Le Karma n'existe pas.

[weak viper]

Rodrygo a signé à Rennes ?

[covert smelt]

Mdrr

[weak viper]

PRIME VIDEO WHY DON'T YOU LET THE SPEAKER ANNOUNCE THE LINEUP

[waxen palm]

TIME FOR LE CLASSIQUE 🔥

[weak viper]

Ok we are getting the virage nord closed next game

The fireworks show too

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1774504127030075407?t=38VkPyT3UPB01plvKni81g&s=19

[weak viper]

Yeah the whole stadium is getting closed next game

[waxen palm]

They will never learn lol

Despite me wanting it those to continue

But these lil ahh LFP restrictions

[weak viper]

KICKOFF ALLEZ L'OM

[waxen palm]

ALLEZ PARIS ❤️💙

Fabian wide ffs

OW starting well

Not a good sign

[sweet condor]

As long as we dont lose 0-3 im happy

[urban marlin]

je sais pas ça fais 20min je cherche mdr🤣🤣

c'est ou pour voir la match ??

Svp

[weak viper]

YOOO

Yellow card good

SO CLOSE

We are actually cooking

[waxen palm]

Another missed cross

We need to square thise

[waxen palm]

Bah Prime ou Canal+

Dembele and Kolo are cooking

Just the goal is missing

DEMBELE MAN

The story continues

Skills 100, finishing 0 it's just a cycle at this rate

[surreal pier]

le match

[waxen palm]

Mais vous lisez pas les règles? 😭

[spark pivot]

Hahaha right?! 😂

[waxen palm]

That's the 5th or 6th I've muted so far

For the same fucking reason man 😭

[spark pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-read-gif-22252869

Literally them haha

[waxen palm]

😂😂😂

[wheat elbow]

C ou que on peix voir le match

[waxen palm]

Prime ou Canal+

[spark pivot]

💀

[waxen palm]

ok...

bro I'm dying

[weak viper]

He already got a yellow card

[waxen palm]

Also Beraldo calm down

Hernandez yellow

Yeah he complained a lot

[weak viper]

Why is it not a red card

VAR

COME ON

[waxen palm]

VAR for what?

[weak viper]

Potential red card

Beraldo

[waxen palm]

It's literally the shoulder

[spark pivot]

Hmm he needs to be more careful

[waxen palm]

No way

Red card

[spark pivot]

Oh damn

[weak viper]

RED

[waxen palm]

Fuck this ref man

[weak viper]

COME ON

WE CAN ACTUALLY WIN

[waxen palm]

You gotta be kidding me

[spark pivot]

Now this is going to get interesting

[waxen palm]

Now I'll actually laugh if OW doesn't win

[spark pivot]

2nd half is going to be crazy

[waxen palm]

I'm gonna get this ref fired bro wtf is this man

Literally the shoulder and he got sent off alright

[modern citrus]

@weak viper this was not a red 💀

it's shoulder to shoulder

[waxen palm]

And they say we buy matches bro

Literally the pen against MHSC and now this

This league is funny fr

[distant widget]

Omg bro just kick the extra ball off the field Jesus

[pastel sorrel]

Whad did that ref smoke i need that

[waxen palm]

L1 and LaLiga referees competing to see who's better at taking bad decisions

🔥🔥🔥

[distant widget]

Hahahahaha

[weak viper]

HT

We deserved to score one goal

But good first half

[waxen palm]

Unbelieveable

[weak viper]

For the first time in 12 years against you the ref is somewhat with us but you are complaining

[waxen palm]

Did I deny these past decisions? Idts

But this ref is shit

[weak viper]

Also the straight red card is logical as it's a foul that stops a goal chance

[waxen palm]

It's literally shoulder to shoulder lmao

[weak viper]

Because if he passed beraldo he had a 90 % chance to score

[modern citrus]

it's not a foul bro

[waxen palm]

He pushed him yes but not with his hand or smth

[modern citrus]

it's a shoulder charge

[weak viper]

I have to rewatch it but as I remember it's arm against auba

[modern citrus]

try to imagine mbappé was through and mbemba did this

you would be screaming on the top of your lungs

and spamming corruption all over the chat

[weak viper]

Just let me rewatch it

[waxen palm]

I'm actually done with this league fr 😂

[weak viper]

Next time you have to pay him more

Imo he pushes him with his arm and not his shoulder

[waxen palm]

That's how it started

[weak viper]

Show the full foul

It should be a foul and maybe a yellow but not a straight red

[waxen palm]

At the end it seems like his arm is pressed against him but it was literally a shoulder charge

[weak viper]

Listen

[modern citrus]

._. just admit it already it was not a foul

[weak viper]

I think it's just a regular foul and if it was made 20 meters before he would have just whistled and no card

[modern citrus]

im fully neutral, this is not a foul

[weak viper]

It's the fact that it stops the goal chance that makes it a red card

[modern citrus]

how is it a foul

it's a shoulder charge

it would only be a foul if he trips auba in the process, charges in his back, or makes a clear obstruction

this is a shoulder charge, it's allowed in football, it's used all the time

[spark pivot]

Yellow at most but not a red

[waxen palm]

At this rate just forbid any contact in football then 😂

Idk how to say this

Like we can't use our body to defend now unless if it's with the feet

[weak viper]

As I already said multiple times it's the fact that it stops a goal chance

That makes it a red card

[modern citrus]

so if he intercepted with the feet without touching auba, the cleanest standing tackle of all time, it would be a red card because it stops a goal chance

[weak viper]

No

[modern citrus]

it doesn't matter the color of the card if it's not a foul at all

how is this a foul

[weak viper]

Because he didn't touch him in that case

It's a small foul but still a foul

[modern citrus]

bro 💀 I could never stand with you again if you complain about decisions against marseille that are debatable, there is absolutely no way you would die on the same hill if the jerseys were swapped here

[weak viper]

Even if it was still a yellow he would have been sent off anyways

And trust me when for me it's not a foul I say it

[modern citrus]

I didn't even talk about the card

if it's a foul it's a red because it's last defender

but it's not a foul

[weak viper]

But imo it is a foul

[modern citrus]

you didn't explain why

what part of this makes it a foul

[weak viper]

Arm contact after the shoulder

[waxen palm]

Anyway let's win this match still

[weak viper]

If it was only the shoulder there would have been no foul

Second half started

[waxen palm]

I'm still concerned about that decision but we move

[modern citrus]

._. this

yeah there is definitely no way you would think that if the jerseys were swapped

I had a doubt now I have none

[waxen palm]

bro would've written an essay fr 😂

FGS

FFS*

Almost Hakimi

Dembele wide again ffs

Lee on for RKM btw

[weak viper]

Pls mbemba not injured

No

Please no

[silent ledge]

vamos marseille

[waxen palm]

Hmm then that means WZE is back at LB and we have Danilo and Hernandez on CB

Damn Mbemba

[weak viper]

NOOOO

[waxen palm]

Yeah he's off

Gigot will play

[weak viper]

That means gigot on

Fuck

[waxen palm]

Hopefully he recovers quickly

[weak viper]

@waxen palm soon back to a 10v10

[silent ledge]

common vamos win marseille

[modern citrus]

should be gigot's brother instead

[waxen palm]

Damn that OW injury list in days has went on like flies

[modern citrus]

gigot's brother

could probably lift danilo and donnarumma at the same time

[tawny torrent]

Goal

Psg

[waxen palm]

GOALLLLL

VITINHAAAAAA

[silent ledge]

bruh

[weak viper]

Goal

[waxen palm]

LETTSSSS GOOOOOO

DEMBELE ASSIST

[silent ledge]

common marseille i believe in you

[waxen palm]

LET'S GET IT

[open owl]

U did it wrong

[weak viper]

Mbemba is off and what happens ?

[open owl]

I'll do it for u

[modern citrus]

no it's
Goal. PSG. 1-0

[open owl]

Goal PSG. 1-0.

[weak viper]

They scored

[silent ledge]

any marseille fans ????

[modern citrus]

PRESHOT

[open owl]

Mais j'y crois pas

[weak viper]

.

[waxen palm]

FINALLY MAN

[open owl]

How is OW struggling against 10 men Q$G

[waxen palm]

Suddenly we play better with 10 men

I can't 😂

[open owl]

OW struggles against all teams playing 10 men tbf

It was such an evident goal too

Very very very similar to Ferri's goal today for MHSC

Almost the exact same

[waxen palm]

Bro look at the space they left

[open owl]

Ball is loose with no defense

Yeah

[waxen palm]

Lmao that was a certain goal

[open owl]

Same thing happened with Havre today

[waxen palm]

That was so smart from Lee to leave it for Vitinha who had better composure

Literally what Ramos did for him in the game against Milan

[weak viper]

No that's the real one

[waxen palm]

1-1

Ffs

[open owl]

LOOOOOLLLL

YEAHHHHHH

GOOD CLASSICO

[weak viper]

GOOOALLLL

[waxen palm]

Oh

Offside

Lol

[weak viper]

WHATTTT

[modern citrus]

Offside. Veretout. 1-0

[weak viper]

Wtf

[waxen palm]

Yeah Henrique ahead of Donnarumma there

[weak viper]

Shit ref for both sides

[waxen palm]

Not sure if he would've saved it without him being there but he was in his way so

🤷🏽‍♂️

[silent ledge]

ffs common

[open owl]

Q$G corruption$$

[waxen palm]

Ay we better wake up tho

[waxen palm]

Bro is already starting 😂

[weak viper]

How would he save that

It was a literal rocket on the other side of the net

[waxen palm]

He still was in his way

That's the rules 🤷🏽‍♂️

[weak viper]

Gueye on for kondogbia

[waxen palm]

He shouldn't have been there

[weak viper]

Moumbagna on for ndiaye

[waxen palm]

I agree he most likely wouldn't have saved this but eh

MBAPPE MADE A SLIDE TACKLE OMDS

[modern citrus]

tonight it's eaux limpides de versailles

[open owl]

Also u did it wrong

[waxen palm]

Then should have gave more force on that pass

[weak viper]

MBAPPE OFF LMAOOO

[waxen palm]

WOAH MBAPPE OFF

[weak viper]

HAHAHA

[waxen palm]

HE DID IT

[modern citrus]

XDDDDDDD

[waxen palm]

ENRIQUE IS HIM LMAOOOOOO

[weak viper]

THE GHOST OF PARIS IS BACK AGAIN

[waxen palm]

HAHAHAHAHA NO WAY

[weak viper]

I can say it now

[open owl]

why wouldn't he

hahahha i love his reaction

[weak viper]

He was ghosting tbh

[waxen palm]

Agreed tbf

[spark pivot]

It’s like he didn’t expect to get subbed off haha

[open owl]

Yeah

[waxen palm]

I mean Poch, Galtier or Tuchel would've played him for the whole game

[open owl]

Rwanda Congo Mali ghosted way more

[waxen palm]

Damn Dembele off too

[spark pivot]

At least he had an assist

[waxen palm]

Asensio and Ramos on

[pastel sorrel]

Enrique is a smart man

[waxen palm]

Well he was clear on his words

You don't play well, you're getting benched

[open owl]

Harit ? Wtf is bro doing

[waxen palm]

Hakimi good run tbf

[weak viper]

Everyone is slipping

[waxen palm]

Damn now Balerdi down

Ok up

Bad cross omds

[weak viper]

THE GOAL SHOULD HAVE STOOD

Donnarumma could have seen the shot coming if you see the replay

[waxen palm]

That's what I said

But L1 referees are done shit

[weak viper]

Balerdi off

Ounahi on ???

Gueye CB I guess

[waxen palm]

First time I see Gueye play in a while

[weak viper]

NO HANDBALL???

[waxen palm]

It was stuck on his body

New GIF unlocked

SKRINIAR IS BACK LOL

WZE off

Good save Donna

[spark pivot]

Hahaha his reaction

[waxen palm]

Skriniar with his first bad pass

[weak viper]

Close Auba

[spark pivot]

OM really pushing forward now

[waxen palm]

I'm not getting there

[open owl]

Auba WTF

IS HE STUPID

[waxen palm]

Vitinha good block

[open owl]

Pass to Harit bro

[weak viper]

We can't finish bruh

[waxen palm]

We're struggling more and more

[weak viper]

And the last pass too

[spark pivot]

I mean with the subs plus being 10 down. It’s no surprise PSG is struggling right now

[waxen palm]

Nah but I'm just surprised we're like so under pressure because I'm used to see a better PSG with 10 men than 11 sometimes

But yeah there's the consequences

[waxen palm]

Prolly his last Classique

[spark pivot]

They just need to hold on for 10ish more minutes

[waxen palm]

Auba lmao

Wtf is that cross

[weak viper]

NO PENNNN

WHAT

HE PUNCHED HIM IN THE HEAD

[waxen palm]

😭

GOALLLLL

RAMOOOOOOSSSS

[weak viper]

FUCK YOU REF

[waxen palm]

KDJDJDIDIEUDKDIDD

LET'S GOOOOOOO

LMAO UNDESERVED BUT LEGGOOOO

[weak viper]

WTH

[spark pivot]

2-0

[weak viper]

@waxen palm tu m'autorise à insulter l'arbitre ou pas

[open owl]

Oui

[waxen palm]

Well yeah

[open owl]

WTF was that

[waxen palm]

Go on

He deserves it

[weak viper]

NIQUE TA MERE L'ARBITRE

[waxen palm]

But don't go too far tho

[weak viper]

Voila

[spark pivot]

Nothing terrible though

Oh haha

[open owl]

Marseille is horrible WTF

[spark pivot]

They really can’t score

[open owl]

How we lost 4-1 to them

[pastel sorrel]

saying the ref is bad when he gave you a free game

[true trellis]

What is Marseille doing💀

[pastel sorrel]

oh wait its never free for marseille

[sweet condor]

Fucking embarrassing

[open owl]

Welcome to Ligue 1 guys support Montpellier please we need fans ⚔️🫶

[pastel sorrel]

I forgot

[open owl]

Nah Marseille is crazy

This is too much

[waxen palm]

I'M SORRY, GIANLUIGI DONNARUMMA

[weak viper]

And when we can score donnarumma saves it

[waxen palm]

You're the goat

[open owl]

Donna😭

[waxen palm]

How many saves man I need to check

[open owl]

2nd best keeper in the league holy shit

[floral jay]

Best keeper itw

[open owl]

After Dimitry Bertaud @modern citrus

[waxen palm]

AHHHHHHH 😭

[spark pivot]

At least 10

[open owl]

2nd best

[spark pivot]

I was right

[weak viper]

I was only one rob off

We can't even score one goal

[waxen palm]

Yall have Dembele in your attack fr

Mitroglou ou Germain scores those

[weak viper]

FT

[waxen palm]

Lmao

Well

FT
OW 0-2 PSG

[open owl]

Q$G corruption, and OW incompetence

What a clasico 🔥⚔️

[waxen palm]

What a game man 😂

[weak viper]

The ref baited us with the red card and made us think that he was finally with us

[open owl]

Il fait froid à Marseille putain

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/oContextOM/status/1774535567100784710?t=qV2VZMioxs41Qqdn3izGIA&s=19

Out Of Context OM (@oContextOM) on X

Twitter · Mar 31, 2024, 8:33 PM

[open owl]

En tout cas pas ici ! 😹🔥 le beau soleil à 23h

[waxen palm]

Goal PSG. 2-5. That's Mbappe's hat-trick at La Mosson.

[waxen palm]

C'EST PAS LA CAPITALE

C'EST MARSEILLE BÉBÉ 😂🔥

À chaque fois on doit climatiser ce stade c'est trop merde

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1774536233827418274?t=KOdReCZzUyK6bCZcW9iCjw&s=19 COOOOOOK

https://tenor.com/view/mohamed-henni-bloger-fan-de-om-fan-de-marseille-youtuber-gif-12597020

https://x.com/actufoot_/status/1774538487301013788?s=46 that's a great stat ngl lol

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

🚨 RECORD ! Le PSG égalise le record de l'OL avec 21 déplacements de suite sans défaite en Ligue 1 ! ❤️💙

Rendez-vous le 24 avril à Lorient pour battre ce record.

Twitter · Mar 31, 2024, 8:45 PM

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/oContextOM/status/1774530934940786972?t=WbzH0CIBPAJ3tHRUP8uYJg&s=19

Out Of Context OM (@oContextOM) on X

lol

Twitter · Mar 31, 2024, 8:15 PM

See

Luis Henrique doesn't interfere with the gk

So normally it should have been a 2-1 victory

[ornate ledge]

@weak viper mind your language

no need to say fuck your mum about a referee

[weak viper]

He deserves it though

[ornate ledge]

idc

I said mind it

[weak viper]

Ask john

[ornate ledge]

I do agree that the referee was utter garbage

However, there is still no need to say fuck your mum

[waxen palm]

I did tell him to not go too far 😭

But anyway shouldn't have accepted this

My fault

[modern citrus]

💀

[ornate ledge]

its fine nw

it was the heat of the moment for you too lmao

It's very understandable to say such a thing when the refereeing is absolute garbage lmao

[modern citrus]

🤝

the recent matches we always upset marseille somehow lol

76' and 90+3' goals, 88' and 89' goals, average draw, and 90+2 goal

[silent ledge]

how tf does marseille lose a 10v11

and not just that

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/oContextOM/status/1774539635898683850?t=IGPPolATQdaUVheiiM-Uug&s=19

Out Of Context OM (@oContextOM) on X

Twitter · Mar 31, 2024, 8:49 PM

Another one

[silent ledge]

a 2 0 loss

[weak viper]

Even if this one is more debatable

[silent ledge]

ffs why cant you win

i like marseille

its my fav club in france breh

[weak viper]

Because we shit ourselves whenever the opponent gets a red card

[silent ledge]

lol

[modern citrus]

• cough cough * monaco

[silent ledge]

lol

this chat is amazing

[sweet condor]

Brest too

[weak viper]

cough cough Monaco, Q$G, Brest, Ajax, Nantes, Metz

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1774539671223103942?t=hWdig0VQwJCA4b8wDThtmA&s=19

[weak viper]

Probably other ones too

[silent ledge]

2d fav club brest in ligue 1

[weak viper]

No that's it

[waxen palm]

Mon oncle qui est marseillais 😂😭

[weak viper]

Il a pas tort sur le dernier

[waxen palm]

😂😂

[weak viper]

J'ai un pote qui supporte le Q$G dans ma classe oh putain

[waxen palm]

Il va bien te faire la morale attends un peu

Mais demain c'est férié donc

Un jour de repos

[weak viper]

Him on IG: (I'm hiding his face)

https://twitter.com/oContextOM/status/1774543306862514631?t=PeCH_H1WvPDn5UQvx3F4AQ&s=19 LMAOOOO

Out Of Context OM (@oContextOM) on X

Twitter · Mar 31, 2024, 9:04 PM

THIS MUST BE FAKE

This is a joke

Oh I get it because tomorrow is April 1st right?

right

[waxen palm]

😂

[silent ledge]

i cant wait

[lyric wasp]

LILLE OSCCCCCC ALLEEEZZZZZZZ OHOOHOOOHH

2 HOME WINS IN A ROW WE WILL BE HERE 💪

UCL PRJECT WE MOVE!!

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/ZachLowy/status/1774541199254200596?s=20 bring back the time

Zach Lowy (@ZachLowy) on X

The last time PSG lost to Marseille at the Velodrome, this was their XI:

Twitter · Mar 31, 2024, 8:56 PM

Crazy man 😂

[silent ledge]

VAMOS

do you like zhegrova

?

[lyric wasp]

yes

[silent ledge]

is he leaving this summer or staying?

[open owl]

Bro flexing Mbappé

[lyric wasp]

i hope staying but we must not be delusional

[open owl]

He leavin u big bro 😹😹😭

[silent ledge]

if he leaves

[lyric wasp]

and youre leaving ligue 1 bro

[silent ledge]

i believe lillie wants at least 20 mil

[open owl]

?

We won today

[lyric wasp]

rare

[modern citrus]

nah coupe de france

[open owl]

Not rare at all

We're not losing in April

U can mark my words

[silent ledge]

lol you like expresso ? @lyric wasp 🤣 you know what im taking about

[open owl]

On a stone plate

[lyric wasp]

unfrtunately montpellier ultras will celebrate their matchday 34 win with pyro and get -10 points and finish 17th 😔

[open owl]

0 defeats in April

[lyric wasp]

Drinked expressor like he drinked RC Plens ☕

[silent ledge]

XD

[open owl]

It was NOT the ultras 🤬

[lyric wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/edon-zhegrova-zhegrova-lille-losc-rclens-gif-12663398790860894483

[open owl]

JULIAN TYPING

JULIAN

I'm getting my banter fact ready

[lyric wasp]

shush'ing RC Lens stadium 😻

[errant flare]

PSG won 2-0 against Marseille in the 27th round of Ligue 1

PSG won with 10 men for more than half of the match. OM were considered brave but weak. Vitinha opened the scoring by scoring a goal (53'). Gonçalo Ramos also scored for PSG (85'). Gianluigi Donnarumma was impressive, saving several chances. The match took place at the Stade Vélodrome, with great support from the fans. OM started the match better, trying to increase the intensity. Jordan Veretout had a dangerous cross but PSG held on. Lucas Beraldo received a red card after VAR intervention (40'). PSG reorganized after the red card. Vitinha had further chances to score but failed to beat the OM goalkeeper. OM equalized for a moment, but the goal was disallowed due to offside. Both teams made personnel changes in the second half. PSG scored another goal through Gonçalo Ramos. Gianluigi Donnarumma continued his brilliant performance, contributing to PSG's win.

[lyric wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/edon-zhegrova-zhegrova-lille-losc-rclens-gif-12663398790860894483

Post zhegrova shushing rc plens

[silent ledge]

ayy

[lyric wasp]

it was montpellier fans

[silent ledge]

he is the best kosovo national player ever

we banterd lens too lol

by we i mean sc freiburg

in uel

[lyric wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/onana-amadou-onana-lille-losc-gif-24375878

Amadou Onana mocking rc plens fans

[lyric wasp]

massive freiburg W

I was in the bar and screamed

those plens fans left crying at 20h 😹

[open owl]

It was ONE dumbass

[lyric wasp]

They went from celebrating to being the absolute losers of the day

[silent ledge]

yeah ikr it has to be a comeback of the season for uel

[lyric wasp]

Laughing at lens is the best hobby in the world

[silent ledge]

lol

[weak viper]

You forgot to talk about the ref

[lyric wasp]

2 wins in 15 years

[silent ledge]

lens is a oil club now is it?

[lyric wasp]

nah

[open owl]

Are there any Havre fans here? No right

Dang no one

[weak viper]

Not at all

[lyric wasp]

Lens is a kevin club (their fans are named kevin)

[open owl]

I wanted to banter.

[silent ledge]

oh then theyre your rivals

[weak viper]

Nah I never saw one here

[silent ledge]

is there any lens fans here lol

[weak viper]

I think there used to be

Maybe he is still here but he isn't active anymore

[silent ledge]

o i never asked you did you see that zhegrova goal

in uecl

omg that was insane

[lyric wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/zhegrova-losc-lille-sturm-graz-football-conference-league-gif-7747313690585617222

🚀

[silent ledge]

yeah that one

that has to be the best goal of uecl 23/24 season

[open owl]

holy shiet

[lyric wasp]

idk if eh rly wanted to score it

[silent ledge]

i think he wanted to assist

with a header

but instead no one even tried to head and he just scored lol

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/Be_OM13/status/1774546842568589473?t=4NtK92u4Hp9Aw2RDQr4C2A&s=19

🤡

Alonzo shut him up

[sterile fractal]

he should join OL next season

[modern citrus]

he won't downgrade

[waxen palm]

Cook OW together

[sterile fractal]

[open owl]

It's one of the mysteries of the world

No on a real note it happened to multiple teams before, players just perform very well, and then when your team is doing very well, climbing up spots, the players have so much motivation that they win games

[silent ledge]

where is that lille fan lol

[open owl]

It happened to us in 2012 and we actually won the league, we had finished 14th the season before, & finished 9th the season after with practically the same players

It's easier to win games when you have things to hang on to

[sudden mantle]

hi

[open owl]

@weak viper @waxen palm @modern citrus

I've thought about it for a while, and I'm officially coming out as a Nîmes Olympique fan. The time has come for me to finally admit it. It was a hard decision to take, but I spent a long time figuring myself out & that's just the team I identify with. Truthfully, Montpellier playing nothing every year has brought me nothing but boredom. Bad players, bad football. Nîmes have something to play for & I'm so happy I can freely express my support for this amazing team.

ALLEZ LES CROCOS ! 🐊❤️🤍

[modern citrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1133845375556538371/1210755476929912913/phly.gif

[weak viper]

You forgot the croco on your username

[weak viper]

but on a real note though

it would be funny if we change our username to our rival clubs just for april fools

[open owl]

Shit done

[open owl]

? Not april fools

Also I don't see u doing it

Come on PSG Fan

[weak viper]

k

[covert smelt]

@open owl ?????????

Comment ça Nîmes Olympique sur ton blaze ??

[weak viper]

#ligue-1 message

c'est pour le 1er avril

[covert smelt]

pk t parisien

rawe

[weak viper]

mets Fc nantes dans ton pseudo immediatement

[covert smelt]

Hahahaha

🤙 @weak viper

[weak viper]

voila

[open owl]

🐊❤️🤍

[weak viper]

@modern citrus @waxen palm your turn

put fc metz and OM

[open owl]

Fonpard is the biggest FC Metz fan

[covert smelt]

Ahahahaha Fonpard en FCM, impossible

[modern citrus]

omg

yes I am a fcm fan (fc martigues)

[waxen palm]

Fr I forgot about this

[open owl]

wow I started this

[waxen palm]

Lmao seeing Blue as a Nimes fan is weird

[covert smelt]

Ololololo les blazes de zinzin

[open owl]

I think it looks better now

[weak viper]

no way you even changed your pfp

[open owl]

It's just the server pfp don't worry

[weak viper]

yh i guessed that

[open owl]

Can't be caught with this abomination

But yes ⚔️🐊

[weak viper]

i don't have nitro so i can't do that

[open owl]

Ah

Pourtant you're a Q$G fan

How do you not have oil money

[waxen palm]

fr

they robbed us yesterday these oil Qatar diggers

[open owl]

Blud bought Rwanda Congo Mali for 95M€ but can't afford 5€ nitro 😹

[waxen palm]

They just can't get away with it

[open owl]

ASSAF CASSES TOI

[waxen palm]

Let's all laugh at this Q$G fan 🤣🤣

[weak viper]

You're going to national 2 stfu

[weak viper]

0-2 4-0 0-3

Also @lyric wasp you have to do it too

Put on RC Lens

[lyric wasp]

okok

au nord ct les corons 😻

[silent ledge]

tf?

why did you become a psg fan nwo

now*

you too @lyric wasp lol

with lens

[lyric wasp]

Stuttgart fan talking

[silent ledge]

ayo chill

dont call me a stuttgart fan

[lyric wasp]

you are

[silent ledge]

nuh uh

[waxen palm]

Do you have this?

[open owl]

The channel is so weird rn

love it

[waxen palm]

sorry (searched it)

[covert smelt]

Rennes ce club sans trophées mdr

Des gens aiment ce club sans âmes vrmt ?

😹

[weak viper]

cette année c'est la bonne

[covert smelt]

😹😹😹

[waxen palm]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[waxen palm]

😂😂😂😂

[lyric wasp]

Va faire dodo

Jonathan Gradit TERRIFIE l'OM

[weak viper]

@sterile fractal it's time to express your love to sainté

[weak viper]

bro's flexing corruption

[lyric wasp]

he paid the big Valenciennes

[waxen palm]

Warra 2 L1s for Pacing Plub de Plens 😂

[waxen palm]

proof?

[lyric wasp]

Warra 4pts in UCL Group stage

13 L in a row 😹

[waxen palm]

Warra qualification to the knockout stages 😂

[lyric wasp]

Warra top 3 in UCL

Warra win against Arsenal

[waxen palm]

Warra UCL for Plens 😂

Warra win against AC Milan in a UCL final

[lyric wasp]

warra fair play for Varseille

did you enjoy your title ban and 2 years stay in Ligue 2

[waxen palm]

Talking when Plens literally went down there for 4-5 seasons

[lyric wasp]

Plens didnt get relegated due to fraudulous takes from their president !!

Varseille however!!

Europeless season incoming for you guys

[waxen palm]

Only 3 points ahead with 11 games to go yall will be cooked in the best stadium oat soon

We will show Clauss he upgraded

[lyric wasp]

you'll get cooked as you got cooked in Bollaert

• Bollaert >>> Velodrame

[waxen palm]

Omds what am I hearing 😭

These Plens fans have crazy sayings when they just want attention they went back up and were a one season wonder side

[covert smelt]

Pleure

[lyric wasp]

Va en Ligue 2 toi

[modern citrus]

je te mange

[covert smelt]

Oe gg

Mets toi en parisien

[lyric wasp]

Focus on trying not to relegate to N3 with Poulon

[covert smelt]

Vivement que le 1er Avril se finisse

[lyric wasp]

Le grand RC Lens dévore tout ses adversaires!

no

[covert smelt]

Bah oui, c'est pour ça que je t'ai dis de te mettre parisien mdr

Comme moi, je me suis mit Nantais 😦

[lyric wasp]

wsh le grand fréjus n'a que 4 défaites wtf

[covert smelt]

Finito Fréjus

[lyric wasp]

le 9e descend ?

[covert smelt]

Thonon Evian, a quand un Comeback ?

[lyric wasp]

le 10e dcp ?

ah

Le grand Wasquehal va donc se maintenir

[lyric wasp]

quand ils vont enlever les mots "grand geneve" de leur nom et remettre le logo avec la croix de savoie

apparement ya un 9e qui saute

[sterile fractal]

If this went in, we could have been the greatest club in France's history now😭

Sainté would have been still an European giant today tbh

💚

[open owl]

Sainté Lâm !!!

[modern citrus]

C'EST MINUIT

LIBERE

@open owl ENFIN

putain quelle horreur

😂

[open owl]

roh c'est bon sois fun un peu

c'est pas encore minuit pour les anglophones par exemple

where has @snow nacelle been?

zhen u missed out !!!

[snow nacelle]

Just utterly exhausted from work and life
Will be back after 10 April... alive hopefully!!!!

[snow nacelle]

What did I miss

[open owl]

come on... at least you noticed my name & logo

[snow nacelle]

😭😭

[open owl]

@weak viper is now... as his name says... a PSG fan

@waxen palm moved on from Q$G & now supports Marseille

[snow nacelle]

I did notice 😭😭

But it's already 2 April hehe

[open owl]

shh

i'm removing them tomorrow morning hahah

[snow nacelle]

Extra psg fans

[open owl]

enjoying life a bit as a N*mes fan

u missed Fonpard become an FC Metz fan

it was great

[snow nacelle]

You're just happy to escape your clubs reality for a while

See John never changed his name

[open owl]

nothing truer

[snow nacelle]

Oh wait he did

Sad

[open owl]

yeah he did hahah

[silent ledge]

hello

[hollow ember]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwjdOHpljMI

💙 🤍

[quiet nexus]

Man I love Marseille

[hollow ember]

They're clear of your club sadly

[quiet nexus]

Yeah

I don't see anything there to disagree

Marseille is the biggest club from France and We are club from italy

So..

[weak viper]

🤮

[hollow ember]

April’s Fool is over bro

@weak viper

[weak viper]

True

[hollow ember]

Imagine booing a song dedicated to the biggest French club

[weak viper]

Won't change my opinion on the song though

[open owl]

ok we back

[sweet condor]

I hope we finish 6th somehow at least

[sterile fractal]

https://twitter.com/talao_/status/1775061678176223686?t=mEnayrpHaeebGjH4WwZuVA&s=19

Ta L. (@talao_) on X

🇹🇭🇫🇷 18-year-old winger Erawan Garnier from Olympique Lyonnais will join Thailand's #AFCU23 squad according to multiple media reports.

Twitter · Apr 2, 2024, 7:24 AM

[covert smelt]

hahahah where is Nantes

Pire club Français

Non

Be a Rennes fan

[weak viper]

i never ever saw one irl or online

it's a small club

[lyric wasp]

Brest is massive

[lyric wasp]

Im.a lille fan

[modern citrus]

pun intended? 💀

[weak viper]

Allez VA

[lyric wasp]

GOAL Plyon 0-[1] VALENCIENNES (38')

BAM BAM BAM 💥 😱 🤯

disallowed.

[weak viper]

Sad

Can't watch the game because my parents want to watch fucking koh lanta

[lyric wasp]

couldnt watch koh lanta this year cus i lost TV privilege

[weak viper]

i used to watch it but now i don't anymore

[sterile fractal]

on est trop nul

j;ai trop peur

les joueurs jouent avec la peur

[weak viper]

tant mieux

si vous pouvez faire comme nous avec annecy ca serait pas mal

[sterile fractal]

Valenciennes en tout cas ils ont rien à perdre, on voit qu'ils sont très calmes

penaltyyyyyy

enfin

VAR

pen allowed

[weak viper]

NOOOO

Pls miss

Or VA gk save

[sterile fractal]

1-0

goallllll

[covert smelt]

égalisation de frappart

Corruption comme d'hab

[sterile fractal]

2-0!!!!!

Lacazetteeeeee

[lyric wasp]

Plyon perdra la finale a lille le 59 se vengera!!

[sterile fractal]

siuuuuu

3-0

[open owl]

Qui a eu l'idée de mettre Frappart en demi finales mdrrrrrrr

So it's gonna be Rennes vs Lyon in the final

Nice

[lyric wasp]

Whoever rennes or PSG

is going to shit on Plyon!!

[open owl]

PSG is getting eliminated on pens tomorrow

Sorry for leak

I read the script

[covert smelt]

Does mbappe have a long hair

?

[proud parcel]

bro what

[covert smelt]

Why mbappe bald

[proud parcel]

ummmm

idk

he isnt bald

[covert smelt]

I never see him in long hairs

Genetics issue?

[proud parcel]

huh?

[spark pivot]

[weak viper]

???

He just likes short hair maybe??

https://twitter.com/Winners1987/status/1775249456423706653?t=4-_WGmJdBaLDrtmuFROLKg&s=19

South Winners 1987 (@Winners1987) on X

Message pour nos détracteurs !!! 😘

Twitter · Apr 2, 2024, 7:50 PM

I think it's time to put back the #ZeroualOut

[modern citrus]

wow a good bunch of morons

[sterile fractal]

we hope so🙏

[weak viper]

Faut les supprimer

[weak viper]

Exactly

[open owl]

I will be supporting PSG today 💪🔥 @waxen palm

Il est tjr dans son délire Marseille lui

[open owl]

So PSG can win CdF and top 7 can qualify for Europe 💪💪 allez we need this

[lyric wasp]

Rennes will finish top 7 anyway

So the 7th will qualify for europe

Rennes for the win !!

[sterile fractal]

Lyon will finish in Top 7, so that won't change much

[covert smelt]

LE STADE RENNAIS VAINCRA

[covert smelt]

?!

[covert smelt]

PSG :
Donnarumma - Hakimi, Marquinhos,
Hernandez, Mendes - Zaire-Emery, Fabian
Ruiz, Vitinha - Kang-in Lee, Mbappé, Dembélé

SRFC :
Mandanda - G.Doué, Omari, Theate, Truffert - Bourigeaud, Santamaria, D.Doué, Blas -
Gouiri, Kalimuendo

compos

[waxen palm]

Time to shine again

Bruh I need to change this

There you go

[waxen palm]

Happy that Marquinhos starts before the UCL game but not Skriniar

KICK-OFF!

Winner faces Lyon in the final

Bonne chance mon reuf @covert smelt

[covert smelt]

🤝

On a pas joué Terrier !!

On a des chances

Il porte malheur dans les big matchs

[waxen palm]

On commence bien quand même

Rahh dommage Nuno

Pas mal le duo avec Fabian (qu'on arrête de forcer avec lui mdrr)

FFS

LA BARRE PUTAIN

Mbappe sees his shot getting deflected by Mandanda then hits the bar

Also Kalimuendo gets his shot blocked by Donna on the other end after a quick attack

[regal patrol]

Feels like mbappe isn't trying very much in Ligue 1

[waxen palm]

Recently he doesn't

But he still gets shocked of being subbed off

[spark pivot]

Just tuned in. Still 0-0 I see

[waxen palm]

Dembele man...

Ffs

[regal patrol]

Oh

[waxen palm]

"100 dribbling, 0 finishing"

[spark pivot]

All that work just to sky it out 😭

[waxen palm]

This keeps happening everytime

[weak viper]

same as last sunday

[waxen palm]

it's the same mostly every game

PEN

What a run by Kylian man

[covert smelt]

CORRUPTION

MONEY

[spark pivot]

Oh wow

[waxen palm]

C'est un péno frère

Il l'agrippe en plus

He's taking it...

[spark pivot]

Shirt tug

[waxen palm]

Saved...

[open owl]

LMFAO

[spark pivot]

[open owl]

AGENT KYLIAN

[waxen palm]

What is going on with him man...

Ffs

[open owl]

C'est pour que Montpellier se qualifie avec le top 7

PSG need to win

[waxen palm]

Nothing clicks with Mbappe bro 💀

But good save again from Mandanda

GOALLL

MBAPPPPEEEEE

LET'S GOOOOOO

FINALLY

Deflected but here we goooooo

https://tenor.com/view/mbappé-pardon-psg-football-eurosport-gif-15774670

[spark pivot]

Hahaha it was a funny goal

[waxen palm]

Omari deflection

He was the one who costed the pen

lol

[spark pivot]

It went in, in slow motion

[waxen palm]

He always finds a way somehow

HT 1-0

[spark pivot]

Not a bad half

[weak viper]

WAIT WHAT

@waxen palm

MANDANDA SAVED A PEN?????

WHY DIDN'T HE DO THAT WITH US

I genuinely think it is the first time since i watch football that mandanda saves a pen

[waxen palm]

Yeah good save lol

[weak viper]

bro

[waxen palm]

Another good save again from him

[waxen palm]

What bro no way

[weak viper]

why didn't he play like this with us against you

[waxen palm]

Well he hasn't had a good pen save percentage rate ngl

[weak viper]

well maybe he did but i can't remember of any pen save from him

[waxen palm]

Because we own you guys that's why 😂

[weak viper]

and i watch most OM games since 2013

I just checked and he saved only 6 out of 87 pens in his entire career

The last one with Marseille was against Nice in 2017

[spark pivot]

Damn that’s not a good stat haha

[weak viper]

7 including this game

[spark pivot]

Rennes has been dangerous this second half

[covert smelt]

Guys Terrier is fuck

[spark pivot]

Dembele bro 💀

[waxen palm]

NOT SKRINIAR AGAIN

Bro almost cost us on his first touch for the second game running

We need a second now

[waxen palm]

Crazy how we are so bad with keepers not saving enough pens since Barthez

Mandanda, Areola, Lloris

Well at least we have Maignan now

And Samba

We're getting cooked

Need that second

Good Lucas

+4'

[lyric wasp]

Bro is DELUSIONAL

Blue when saying "montpellier top 7"

[waxen palm]

More like:

Come on hold lads

FT

WE ARE FINALLY IN THE COUPE DE FRANCE FINAL

For the first time since 2021

[spark pivot]

When’s the final?

[waxen palm]

25th of May

In Lille

[lyric wasp]

LILLEEEEE

the best french city is hosting a final

last final in Lille was Strasbourg vs Guingamp (Strasbourg won)

[waxen palm]

Man I could go see the final at this rate tbh

Already went there not too long ago

[lyric wasp]

you went to see PSG get destriyed by jonathan tapin late min goal ?

[waxen palm]

nah but would've loved to

[open owl]

Fuck you Junior Sambia

Twas the last time I cried in a stadium

[waxen palm]

😂😂😂

Le chat noir ultime c'est vraiment toi mon gars 😂

[open owl]

Do u kno what I'm talking about TJM

[lyric wasp]

nouveau karma pour praxly

ca fait 3 en 3 semaines

[open owl]

Y en a tous les jours