ligue-1

[waxen palm]

He now has 37 goals

[buoyant sail]

Mbappe

Is out of this world

This year is PSGs only chance of winning UCL

[waxen palm]

Most so far in Europe's top 5 league this season

[open owl]

Chill it's a plumber in goal

His last professional game was 6 years ago

He's like 5ft2

[buoyant sail]

No keeper is saving those goals lol

[open owl]

@waxen palm you're done

It's over. 6-5 FT.

[buoyant sail]

Ur at the game?

[open owl]

Ofc I'm a szn ticket holder

[modern citrus]

@open owl entrance of club legend sacko???

[buoyant sail]

That's sick

[open owl]

Yah

[buoyant sail]

Wish I lived in France

[open owl]

Unfortunately I wish I was home

[buoyant sail]

Was only ever to go to one PSG game

[waxen palm]

👍

[modern citrus]

you are so dead

[sacred jetty]

Damn what a win by Rennes

Seems like an awful day for Marsille

[buoyant sail]

Fuck marseille

[weak viper]

It's alright

We had to lose at one point plus the players were exhausted

The international break will only be good for us

Only few players leave during the break

So we can prepare the game against Q$G in the best conditions

[sacred jetty]

Nice understandable about the players being exhausted considering they had to play 120 minutes in Spain and travel back to France to play in Rennes

[waxen palm]

Vitinha has impressed me lately

Plays much more confidently in the #6 role which is impressive

He's to start against Barca

[sacred jetty]

Yeah he's a good player

Just need the right manager for his style

[open owl]

Ramos missed a complete sitter

Empty goal tbf

PENALTYYYYY

[sterile fractal]

Barcola trop nuuulll

[open owl]

PENALTYYYYAYYAY

THE COMEBACK IS ON

[waxen palm]

Bruh wtf

Yeah this time it's clear

[uneven stirrup]

pen

[sterile fractal]

in 2 years blud will end up at Eintracht Braunschweig

[open owl]

WHAT

PEN CANCELLED

[waxen palm]

Why is he checking

[sacred jetty]

Wait what pen for who

[open owl]

LMFAOAOAOOA

HAHAHAHHAHA

[waxen palm]

Oh

[sacred jetty]

Oh

[open owl]

HAHAHAHAHA

HAHHAHAH

[waxen palm]

🤣🤣🤣

[open owl]

THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

[uneven stirrup]

PSG moment

[open owl]

THIS IS HILARIOUS

[waxen palm]

Oh wait

[sacred jetty]

I am very confused lol

[open owl]

THIS IS WHY THIS LEAGUE IS FUCKING 5TH 6TH AND SHOULD BE 7TH

THIS IS WHY

[waxen palm]

He touches the ball a bit

[open owl]

BECAUSE WHEN YOU START THE SEASON AND ALREADY PLAN WHO WINS

[uneven stirrup]

Farmers league indeed

[open owl]

ITS VERY EASY

WHEN YOU HAVE EVERYTHING ALREADY PLANNED OUT

WHEN U HAVE EVERYTHING WRITTEN UP THERE'S NO NEED TO WATCH

[uneven stirrup]

Winner will never change honnestly

[open owl]

THIS IS WHY NO ONE BUYS THE TV RIGHTS

THIS IS WHY

[waxen palm]

Yea now I understand clearly thought he didn't get the ball at all

[uneven stirrup]

Les Gagnants restront toujours le PSG...

Ces tricheurs

[waxen palm]

😭

Calm down bro

[sterile fractal]

Barcola fraud

he was on the VAR

[open owl]

TWO CLEAR PENALTIES CANCELLED LMFAO

[waxen palm]

https://tenor.com/view/mbappe-haha-gif-18122602499147341746

[open owl]

Like even u saw them bro

[waxen palm]

Eh you got one at least man 🤣

[lyric wasp]

PSG fraud

more fraudulous than ludogorets

[open owl]

Goal PSG. 6-2.

[waxen palm]

NUNOOOOOOOOO

MENDESSSSSSSSSSS

HIS 1ST GOAL BACK FROM INJURY

[sterile fractal]

nice tennis match at Stade de la Mosson tonight😎

[lyric wasp]

Nice sold game at la mosson

The ref fell on the ground because his pockets were too heavy from the money

[opal drift]

Second cancelled penalty wasn’t a penalty

[open owl]

Thank u

[opal drift]

And the first one I didn’t get a replay

[opal drift]

Mendes touched the ball first

[waxen palm]

Exactly

That wasn't my 1st thought though

[sterile fractal]

they photoshopped

[sterile fractal]

clear fault

[opal drift]

[waxen palm]

Oh my days

[modern citrus]

kolo muani having a good game 💀

[sterile fractal]

how Shitcola got 7.7 ???? He was disgusting, 1.4 max tonight

[waxen palm]

FT

MONTPELLIER 2-6 PARIS

WHAT A GAME MAN

🔥🤌🏾

[random geode]

The Luis Enrique-Dembele derby is gonna be exquisite

[waxen palm]

Assist says smth else

[sacred jetty]

What a win for PSG today huh

[waxen palm]

Yep

[late solar]

PSG and Barca are so good

[random geode]

That first half was horrendous for you

[waxen palm]

Would've been better if we didn't concede twice

Finally a win after 3 draws in a row

[opal drift]

It was just a dream 🤣

[sterile fractal]

the win happened in another universe where Shitcola played full 90 mins + QSG forgot to bribe the refs tonight

[opal drift]

Montpellier when they lose 6-3 instead of 6-2:

https://tenor.com/view/wedding-crasher-hro-gif-25636997

[waxen palm]

https://tenor.com/view/codyrhodes-cody-rhodes-i-have-to-finish-the-story-ihavetofinishthestory-wwe-gif-1034984889386530990

[sterile fractal]

6-5 for Montpellier

[sterile fractal]

Jordan Ferri hattrick

[waxen palm]

Where is my man Plue aka TheMontpellierLad? 🤣🔥

[sterile fractal]

+Shitcola last minute own goal

[opal drift]

Montpelier vs Saint Ettiene playoff we will be there

[waxen palm]

"We're gonna destroy PSG" bro 🤣

[sterile fractal]

Montpellier vs Rodez better😍

[waxen palm]

ASSE last-minute goal to bring back Nice-ASSE derby again in L1 🔥

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1769479833925370318?t=-OlttA5n-v4tApRLd9dFFQ&s=19

[sterile fractal]

only 9 points away from top 4. We will be there

[sacred jetty]

Lyon please do it

[opal drift]

Don’t forget Brest-ASSE derby too 🔥

[lyric wasp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaoKODhG_kA

Nantes then vs now

[modern citrus]

gilardi the best commentator of all time

nowadays we have dumbfucks

this season I had: emagha, amagha, gamoro, habib diallo (for habib diarra), thomas delaine (for frédéric guilbert), dilane bakwa (for thomas delaine) and I spare you the rest

yes someone achieved mixing thomas delaine (white, bald, huge beard) and dilane bakwa (black, braids, no beard) together

[open owl]

11 corrupted clowns win against 11 plumbers

WHAT. A. GAME. 🤯🤯🚨

[waxen palm]

Move on man 🤣

[open owl]

It's alright maaan

We go again next season

We'll see how you do without Mbappé

Smfh I can't believe Dembélé's injury advantaged you guys 😭😭

[opal drift]

Go to sleep man

Find yourself a girl that won’t let you down like Montpellier does every week

[open owl]

Fairs. But big coming from a Q$G fan at least for my case I'm sure she won't be a gold digger

Gn bro

[opal drift]

Goodnight 👋

[lyric wasp]

How the hell 💀💀😭

[errant flare]

Rennes won 2-0 against Marseille in round 26 of Ligue 1

OM collapsed on the pitch at Stade Rennais, which went on to win. The match score was 2-0 in favor of Stade Rennais. Martin Terrier opened the scoring for Rennes. Despite their attempts, OM did not manage to get close to the podium. Rennes took advantage of their advantage despite the absence of key players. Rennes' advantage was visible from the beginning of the match. The first goal was scored in the 21st minute by Martin Terrier. Despite OM's reaction, Rennes maintained their advantage. The second goal was scored by Benjamin Bourigeaud from a penalty kick (77'). The match ended with the score 2-0 in favor of Rennes. It was a deserved victory for Rennes. OM tried to revive, but to no avail. Despite their efforts, OM were unable to make up for their losses. Rennes took advantage of their chances and did not allow their opponent to surprise them. The highest score (8.1) was given to Adrien Truffert from Rennes.

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/_BeFootball/status/1769644041266688377?t=ERAPOrVpaMm82Nzw8XfvdQ&s=19

BeFootball (@_BeFootball) on X

Michel Der Zakarian sur l’avenir de Kylian Mbappé 🥶 :

« 𝗝’𝗲𝗻 𝗮𝗶 𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻 𝗮̀ 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗿𝗲. 𝗜𝗹 𝗻’𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗹𝘂𝘀 𝗹𝗮̀, 𝗶𝗹 𝗻’𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗹𝘂𝘀 𝗹𝗮̀, 𝗰’𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗮𝘀 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝘃𝗲. »

(CP)

Twitter · Mar 18, 2024, 8:36 AM

W MDZ

[waxen palm]

Bro's still can't cope about 2-6

But fair answer

[open owl]

Very common MDZ W

[open owl]

Only PSG fans can hang on to such a result against 11 plumbers

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1769647663434039389?t=AxvOpo3iUPOhkaxpTMLq6Q&s=19

[rancid peak]

https://twitter.com/atletiuniverse/status/1769787900235837761?t=6GRMydgKfgo6j6-Ajz77-g&s=19
https://fxtwitter.com/brfootball/status/1769797939252064634

Atletico Universe (@atletiuniverse) on X

🚨🇫🇷 BREAKING & OFFICIAL: Antoine Griezmann leaves the France national team camp due to injury.

His record of 84 consecutive games over the past 7 years with the national team has officially come to an end.

Twitter · Mar 18, 2024, 6:08 PM

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/equipedefrance/status/1769784717174251971?t=KZ45z7pER715Q0qLbHgHKQ&s=19

Not even the same type of player

[lyric wasp]

Benjamin André foudroie Guendouzi

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/RMCsport/status/1769479654597906687?t=USuBwEmQ5ThnF8bq4-utAw&s=19 the picture????

RMC Sport (@RMCsport) on X

✨ 🇫🇷 Un triplé pour le capitaine des Bleus avant de retrouver l'équipe de France.

Le PSG compte 12 points d'avance sur Brest ce soir.

https://t.co/Dste489BNI

Twitter · Mar 17, 2024, 9:43 PM

Why did they make this

[modern citrus]

guendouzi? 🤣

[quiet nexus]

Nah ☠️☠️☠️

I don't like mbappe but this is so foul

[open owl]

No joke Savanier should've been called up but oh well he plays at Montpellier

[modern citrus]

meh im not so sure

[open owl]

He was great in his last JOs

Even tho we were grouped but I remember he scored a late late 90+ winner

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/ActuL1_/status/1769998390161502650?t=7P_SM33h4hqWciFUiLg_3w&s=19

Actu Ligue 1 (@ActuL1_) on X

🚨🚨 Akor Adams est SIXIÈME au Soulier d’Or de cette saison avec 22 BUTS ! 🤯🤯

L’attaquant montpelliérain se trouve DEVANT Erling Haaland (18 buts), puis à 2 unités seulement de Kylian Mbappé. 🥵🇳🇬

Twitter · Mar 19, 2024, 8:04 AM

[weak viper]

Yeah against South Africa

There were also Thauvin and Gignac

[modern citrus]

d'accord madames

[open owl]

?

Oh for his season at Lillestrom

So he could've easily, and I mean easily been #1 in the world if he kept on the same rhythm as the beginning of the season?

That's funny & very sad at the same time

Even ahead of Harry Kane is crazy

[open owl]

https://x.com/actul1_/status/1770045569114734668 😭😭😭

Actu Ligue 1 (@ActuL1_) on X

Le CM de l’Équipe de France a mal compris un commentaire sur TikTok 😭😭

📸 @_PointDePenalty

Twitter · Mar 19, 2024, 11:12 AM

[plucky ether]

mdrrr

[errant flare]

Kylian Mbappe's problems at Real Madrid

Kylian Mbappe, 25, is likely to join Real Madrid despite the club's objections to his participation in the Paris Olympics. Real Madrid have expressed dissatisfaction with Mbappe's participation in the 2024 Olympics, which may pose a problem before the official announcement of the transfer. Additionally, another issue concerns three French players in the Real Madrid team, whose fate in the context of the Olympics is also uncertain. Mbappe wants to play with number 9 for Real Madrid, hoping to present himself before the European Championships in Germany.

Source: L'Equipe | AS

[open owl]

I'm gonna start a new series. For every Mbappé update my boy @errant flare gives, I will give a banter era fact about Montpellier.

Banter Fact #1: 1978.
Montpellier vs OL in the Coupe de France. Knowing our chances of qualifying against such a team are minimal, Louis Nicollin sends around 30 muscled gypsies to the OL training ground right before the match to intimidate them.
3-0 win for Montpellier.

[modern citrus]

💀

[snow nacelle]

I'm subscribing to this series

[open owl]

Banter Fact #2: 2003.

Montpellier is dead last of Ligue 1. The men of Gerard Bernardet travel to the Parc des Princes. Not confident at all, Bernardet, during the press conference, states that "he will go to Lourdes (a city to take the train from) by bike if we win" and laughs.

Montpellier wins 3-1. Ends the season as 16th, safe from relegation. Bernardet goes to Lourdes by bike.

[lunar gust]

the goat Loulou Nicollin

[open owl]

guys

this may sound like the craziest sentence ever pronounced by a human being

Akor Adams just shattered my phone screen.

[open owl]

Bro stood up to shake my hand

Whipped the phone out of my hand

Landed on the strongest fucking table I've ever seen in my life

Phone shattered.

Thanks Akor.

Cheers 😭

[snow nacelle]

What

No way

That's the best excuse to ask for his number

I hope you did and he will pay you back and you will become bffs and live happily ever after

[modern citrus]

bonzbifboznbffbskslzkdk

what

[thorn hatch]

How do you guys estimate the level of footballers in Ligue 2 compared to those in top leagues in countries such as Romania or Hungary? is Ligue 2 above these or not?

[weak viper]

idk tbh

[lyric wasp]

depends on which romanian or hungarian team

[weak viper]

top ligue 2 clubs players are better I think

[weak viper]

yeah like they aren't better than ferencvaros

[weak viper]

translation?

oh ok

i also saw that they didn't allow the players to fast

that's bad

[modern citrus]

yeah well that's not the first time it happened

following the basic principle of secularism in france this is not supposed to happen

so there will be for sure investigations

it's not france it's all countries

I can't name a single country who doesn't have discrimination

what's important is how much a country does to fight it

so now we wait and see

I'm sure he was banned because yes fasting plainly goes against sportive performance but I'm almost 100% sure that's not the sole reason for the ban

it happens really often, now the problem is more about more radical changes

for example, being able to break fast mid game and have pauses planned for it

[weak viper]

no we are a secular country so we are supposed to allow all religions

the majority is christian yeah

[modern citrus]

france is culturally christian, and has a pretty big urban muslim population, but it remains minor in fairness, only in more popular areas there's a lot more muslims and football is in the heart of everyone so there is necessarily a lot more muslim players, and also more islamophobia

[open owl]

Banter Fact #3: 2005.

Montpellier vs. PSG in Coupe de la Ligue. After a hard-fought victory for Montpellier, then in Ligue 2, Fodé Mansaré, the Montpellier striker that scored the winning goal, was interviewed.

He proudly said: "These 3 points will truly help us, we have to keep going and improve our chances for the promotion.".

It was a cup match.

Next banter fact tomorrow 🔥🔥

[lyric wasp]

💀

[covert smelt]

Ligue 1 being Ligue 1

What more can you expect TBH

[vale narwhal]

Bonjour

[open owl]

? It was Ligue 2, and how is that "ligue 1 being ligue 1"? 😂 i'm confused

[modern citrus]

@covert smelt New revelations came out and it looks like Diawara was not kicked out, he just chose not to play to focus on his ramadan

I was also confused why it didn't make more noise and become a huge scandal, so I'm not so surprised it was a different story, I'm sure he will be here next int break

u2

[open owl]

Banter Fact #4: 2014

Montpellier's 40th birthday. Louis Nicollin organizes a huge party with all club members and has the great idea of jumping on top of 6 men so they could carry him for a "rowboat dance". He may have forgotten his 200kg+ weight, and the rest was history. RIP Nicollin, passed away 3 years after this & won't be here for the club's 50th birthday this year. 🕊️💙🧡

According to hospital records there were no injuries that night. Truly shocking.

[compact merlin]

This isn’t banter its just straight sad 💀

[open owl]

How

An obese club owner crowd surfing on his club members

[compact merlin]

He died or just was hospitalised?

[open owl]

That's great

[compact merlin]

Good point 😭💀

[open owl]

Bruh he died 3 years after that lmfao

Ofc he didn't die there

[compact merlin]

Oh

I have an understanding problem 🗿

[open owl]

Here fixed it for u

[open owl]

Nah it's just that you probably don't know Louis Nicollin

[compact merlin]

Probably

[open owl]

I don't rly specify it cause I didn't think ppl from other channels would come here but everyone here knows Louis Nicollin

French football legend

[compact merlin]

Yeah true

[open owl]

I think he has the largest football collection in the world

That's why they wanted to make a museum for our new stadium

But since our new stadium is never gonna happen... rip that project

[compact merlin]

I need to talk more in other channels so i can get image perms 🗿

[calm jolt]

Some channels provide little no XP at all:

#1129695640180490240, #1131102158952091669, #1083985666343444520, #1086990333134520371, #1084028353977253909, #champions-league, #1118486619540946964

If you want to boost your XP and get picture permissions, you should do so by chatting in these channels:

:flag_es: #la-liga
:flag_it: #serie-a
:flag_de: #bundesliga
:flag_fr: #ligue-1
:flag_nl: #eredivisie-nl-chat
:flag_us: #us-soccer
:flag_au: #australian-leagues
#other-european-leagues
#south-american-football
#rest-of-world-leagues

To check how far you are from having image perms, use slash command /level 3 (using @covert pecan in #bot-sandbox)

[vale narwhal]

Mbappe Come to Darmstadt

[hollow kiln]

https://twitter.com/FranceRMCF/status/1770770593215897774

France RMCF (@FranceRMCF) on X

Le Real Madrid a une longueur d’avance sur Chelsea et le PSG concernant Leny Yoro. @AbdellahBoulma

Twitter · Mar 21, 2024, 11:13 AM

[modern citrus]

bien sur moi aussi je prend toutes mes infos chez abdellah boulma machin

une longueur d'avance ça veut rien dire du tout celui qui donne le plus l'aura et c'est tout

c'est pas comme si on savait pas que le losc est un club de trading qui vendra toujours au plus offrant

[hollow kiln]

Après faut négocier avec le joueur

[modern citrus]

le joueur en question a comme agent Jorge Mendes

donc l'avance supposée hein

[hollow kiln]

Ah ouais ?

Merde

C’est la volonté du joueur aussi

[modern citrus]

oui bah on en sait rien de la volonté du joueur

à son âge il est focus sur lille

il verra au mercato

même pas sûr que Lille le laisse partir d'ailleurs ils voudront peut être le garder pour qu'il gagne encore plus en valeur marchande

[hollow kiln]

Il peut pousser pour un départ

Et je suis mm pas sûr qu’ils vont le vendre à un conccurent direct au titre

[modern citrus]

c'est pas pour manquer de respect au losc mais 🤣

[rancid peak]

https://fxtwitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1770795324681965703

[open owl]

https://x.com/actul1_/status/1770875455630877163

Even after the temporary removal of the multiplex, Montpellier still plays at 3 PM on a Sunday

Actu Ligue 1 (@ActuL1_) on X

🚨 OFFICIEL ! La PROGRAMMATION EXCEPTIONNELLE de la J29 en Ligue 1 ! 📆🇫🇷

• Vendredi 12 avril :

FC Metz ⚡️ RC Lens (21H)

• Samedi 13 avril :

RC Strasbourg ⚡️ Stade de Reims (17H)

Stade Rennais ⚡️ Toulouse FC (21H)

• Dimanche 14 avril :

Havre AC ⚡️ FC Nantes (13H)…

Twitter · Mar 21, 2024, 6:09 PM

[open owl]

Banter facts about Montpellier until Ligue 1 returns.
Banter Fact #5: 1990.

Montpellier-Toulon in Ligue 1 (D1), important match in the relegation battle.
Louis Nicollin decides to maximize his chances by hiring a Senegalese wizard during the pre-match training session, who decapitated a chicken in front of the team. Only those who have been touched by the chicken's blood were allowed to enter the pitch.

Comfortable 3-0 win.

[modern citrus]

Banter Fact #6: 2027

Montpellier-Bourg en Bresse in National 2 (D4), important match in the relegation battle.
Michel Der Zakarian decides to maximize his chances by hiring a Errithrean wizard during the pre-match training session, who decapitated a guinea pig in front of the team. Only those who have been touched by the guinea pig's blood were allowed to enter the pitch.

15-1 loss

[open owl]

Shut up

U messed it up too u said guinea pig and chicken

[modern citrus]

fuck

[open owl]

Nah I saw it bro

Il parle bcp le Strasbourgeois je trouve

[modern citrus]

arsch loch

[open owl]

The season we won the title you guys actually were in National 2 😭😭😭

I'm creasing

[modern citrus]

shatap administrative relegation

we pulled the club from the ground up

[open owl]

I know but that makes it funnier

[open owl]

Up where 🤣😭

[modern citrus]

to ligue 1

where you may not be a few years from now with your fantastic business

how is it possible to recruit fucking silvain hefti when you could've had aguilar

[open owl]

Bro talking about up🤣 cuh you're goin DOWN ⬇️🗣️

[modern citrus]

and to end up with leo leroy when it should've been stambouli

[open owl]

Fairs

[open owl]

fairs

Is Strasbourg saving itself tho that's the question

I think so

[modern citrus]

brother

[open owl]

Ur win against Nantes almost confirmed it

[modern citrus]

we're above you

by 3 points

[open owl]

Bro look at our calendar

[modern citrus]

what abt it

[open owl]

We face top 13, 15, 16, 18, 11 and 9

[modern citrus]

we face 8, 11, 9, 4, 5, 13, 17 and 10

which is maybe worse than yours but much better than the other ones have

look at what metz got

💀

[open owl]

Yeah Metz is going down😭😭💀

Clermont scares me u kno

[modern citrus]

nah u trippin

[open owl]

Because u never know if they win against us

[modern citrus]

20 fucking points?

what u scared for

u scared by florent ogier and johan gastien?

[open owl]

Gonalons 🔥

[modern citrus]

zeffane 😱

[open owl]

Lecomte is allergic to Gonalons' long shots

[modern citrus]

hol'on

why does clermont have so many red cards

[open owl]

Téji Saladier 🔥

[modern citrus]

Moussa Bain Marie 🔥

[open owl]

HAHAHAH

Next time I'm reading those out to the players

[modern citrus]

Silvain Hessti

Dimitry Berceau 😤

[open owl]

Jordan Faitrien is cataclysmically wonderful🤣😭😭

[open owl]

LMFAOOO

FUCK I actually should've read those out to the players

Idk if I would've gotten kicked out or laughs

[modern citrus]

Modibo Saignan

Becir Ohmesradis

[open owl]

[modern citrus]

Théo Lainte-Suce

[open owl]

HAHAHAHHAHA

[modern citrus]

Khalil Fayot

[open owl]

😭😭😭

Bro I'm writing these out I swear

[modern citrus]

Enzo Chateau

Michel Des Acariens

Les au revoir

[open owl]

Les au revoir ?

[modern citrus]

leo leroy

[open owl]

LEO LEROY

HAHHAHA

[modern citrus]

Christofeur Pubien

Falaye Ca Colle

[open owl]

Wahbi Casse-Frites

[modern citrus]

Tanguy Balibalo

[open owl]

😭😭😭

[modern citrus]

Wahbi Carie

[open owl]

😭😭😭

[modern citrus]

Yann Cabaneau

Sacha Delaïe

ou alors Sacha De l'ail

[open owl]

He lost

[modern citrus]

I watched it

[sterile fractal]

when you can't kick the ball, you start kicking players

[weak viper]

What did he say

[wintry yew]

Psgggg

[covert smelt]

i wanna do some art for free like wallpapers for phones if u want u can dm cuz im bored

[open owl]

Pls a Becir Omeragić one

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/Belo1300/status/1771184958268203300?t=Bt2reSZ8uMyigRLDW0lxAw&s=19

André Onana to OM Here we go!

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1771298241981583471?t=2X_5wD2Cj4Z59_p1Bl4EjA&s=19 WHAT

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

🚨 𝗙𝗜𝗡 𝗗𝗘 𝗦𝗔𝗜𝗦𝗢𝗡 pour Bamo Meïté 🇨🇮 avec l’Olympique de Marseille ! ❌🤕

Le défenseur marseillais a vu Luis Henrique lui retomber dessus lors d’un duel à l’entraînement.

Résultat ? Double entorse de la cheville doublée d'un pépin au genou. 😬

(@laprovence)

Twitter · Mar 22, 2024, 10:09 PM

THAT MEAN GIGOT WILL PLAY NOOO

[waxen palm]

Sheesh speedy recovery

Int breaks are the worst to happen

[weak viper]

It's not even with the NT

Also we have very important games incoming

So it's the worst timing

[modern citrus]

only the real ones can spell ngapandouetnbu correctly 🔥

[open owl]

Donc ce n'était qu'un simple rêve... et maintenant mon cœur se brise en morceaux.

[errant flare]

Kylian Mbappe mysterious about transfer

The transfer saga with Kylian Mbappe in the main role continues. Despite speculations about his future club, the player himself has not revealed his plans yet. During the press conference of the French national team, he only stated that he had nothing to announce. Although the media is already speculating about his possible transfer to Real Madrid, Mbappe himself remains mysterious about his future. The question of where he will continue his career remains unresolved.

[weak viper]

@open owl time for a new Mhsc fact

[waxen palm]

Pavard at CB with Upa

Ik he also plays there but wtf

[weak viper]

bro pavard is a CB

he isn't a RB

[waxen palm]

I used to watch him play at RB especially with us

[weak viper]

yh but he is shit at rb

[waxen palm]

Ig more confident and better at CB with Inter and a bit with Bayern we'll see

[open owl]

ty

[open owl]

Banter Fact #6: 2021

Derby against Nîmes in Nîmes. Andy Delort scores the first goal of the match and pulls a Haribo shaped like a crocodile from his pocket and eats it in front of the Nîmes ultras, who boo him into oblivion.

Goal cancelled by VAR, Nîmes score 2 minutes later.

[waxen palm]

🤣🤣

Unforgettable

[weak viper]

just saw that kounde is rb

we ain't winning

[modern citrus]

yeah we will get so destroyed by mittelstädt 🔥 and andrich 😱

[waxen palm]

Ngl he's improving at that position

But only with Barce

Barca*

Somehow nothing works out with France

Groupama Stadium is rocking bruh 🔥

150th game for Deschamps

As manaager

[weak viper]

Il affrontait son club de coeur

[waxen palm]

0-1

BRO WTF

IT HAS BARELY STARTED

[opal drift]

wtf the game just started

How many seconds?

[waxen palm]

14 💀

[weak viper]

7

[waxen palm]

damn 7 actually

Not the best start holy damn

Hope we get back to it

We are barely playing brother

[open owl]

https://fxtwitter.com/totalcristiano/status/1771628785575600286

[waxen palm]

First attempt

And that's a try

Missed by Thuram

Mbappe almost

Should've squared that instead of chipping it

[weak viper]

Pls mbappe play as good as you are currently playing against us

[waxen palm]

Well that was a bit disappointing

HT 0-1

[weak viper]

0-2

[weak viper]

Clauss is on

He'll show you what's a real RB

[waxen palm]

Well that was atrocious

Thank god it's over

[weak viper]

good thing i didn't watch that game

[waxen palm]

I'll only say good shouts to Dembele and Samba but rest was very lame

They didn't even want to press or at least do something

Germany were literally in our box for fun lmao so many spaces here and there

Anyway disappointed by the team

[modern citrus]

that's what I'm most disappointed about

defensive problems, that can be corrected

but no pressing is sign of poor mentality

when you didn't press all game, you clearly still have energy at the 80th minute and you still let the germans take all their sweet time something is wrong

that being said im not ringing the alarm bells

maybe this was just a reality check they needed

[waxen palm]

Yeah I was on the verge of smashing my table each ball we lost
Especially when through balls were spread, defenders literally took their time to realise sm was ahead of him - I don't get what the plan was here but it defo failed

Germany deserved their win clearly

They were the only ones to play seriously and I hope it's a good reminder for all of them

[vocal spindle]

i thought you'd put up more of a fight

i fully expected us to conceed

[waxen palm]

Well that didn't help either

Griezmann was really missing

[open owl]

Great training for the German NT today

Walked over us in every position

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/InfosOM_/status/1771849573876506694

Infos OM (@InfosOM_) on X

🔹Pape Gueye 🇸🇳 a une lésion du mollet gauche, il a quitté le rassemblement du Sénégal pour retourner à Marseille.❌🤕

(@lephoceen) #TeamOM

Twitter · Mar 24, 2024, 10:40 AM

omfg it's our 4th injury in one week

[modern citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-png-speech-bubble-gif-26086226

[weak viper]

hello

[spark pivot]

Yikes.. I’m so sorry

[rancid peak]

https://fxtwitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1771877128574750897 Kroos didn't injure his own teammate, did he?

Because we need them both

[open owl]

https://x.com/actul1_/status/1772298682618028396?s=46 ?

Actu Ligue 1 (@ActuL1_) on X

🚨💣 BREAKING ! Fenerbahce PENSERAIT À REJOINDRE la Ligue 1 ! 🤯🇫🇷

Le club turc veut quitter la Super Lig après les incidents extrêmement graves qui ont eu lieu contre Trabzonspor. ❌️🇹🇷

5 pistes sont étudiées : Ligue 1, Serie A, Liga, Eredivisie et la Pro League.…

Twitter · Mar 25, 2024, 4:25 PM

Je propose le Stade de la Mosson

Voilà je mets la proposition sur la table

[covert smelt]

when do we get told bout the mod thing

[weak viper]

oui bien sur

ils vont rester bien gentiment dans le championnat turc

et s'ils veulent plus jouer ben ils descendent

[weak viper]

what are you talking about

[open owl]

Moi je suis ok qu'ils rejoignent hein mais faut commencer tout en bas mes chéris

[weak viper]

fenerbahce vs salon de provence 🔥

[open owl]

Fenerbahce vs AS Lattes 🔥🔥

pov: all AS Lattes players are my friends

Dzeko gonna have fun

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/MercatoPlein/status/1772312753107042373?t=EZN1TdcWTOLeTGGzrwnUwg&s=19

[open owl]

HAHAHAHHAHA

[open owl]

@covert smelt

Couldn't be me ngl

[covert smelt]

On aura au moins notre premier championnat

Mais qui a tweet cette dinguerie mdr

[open owl]

Mais tu connais pas mercato plein ?

[covert smelt]

Non

Mais dinguerie si ça arrive vraiment haha

[weak viper]

meilleur compte twitter français

[covert smelt]

Même si je pense que c'est sûrement du Troll

[weak viper]

non c'est faux

c'est un compte troll

[covert smelt]

Saint-Marin France existe

[covert smelt]

C'est ce que je me disais mdr

[weak viper]

liechtenstein france >>>

[covert smelt]

Pas mal lui aussi

[open owl]

Mercato Plein meilleur compte twitter tout court

Pas juste français

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/RappelConso/status/1772296952887058914?t=UeXOuFxXe7kVgHzK0Ptd_A&s=19 ????

RappelConso (@RappelConso) on X

#RappelProduit Peluche mascotte Maurice - Poupluche

Risques : Arrêt respiratoire

Motif : Partie rigide des bras dangereuse pour les enfants de moins de 10 mois et les enfants ne pouvant s’assoir tout seul.

https://t.co/MS6P4rm2Qq

Twitter · Mar 25, 2024, 4:18 PM

What did he do

Toulouse criminals???

[modern citrus]

MDR

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/Massili_Actu/status/1772578155372437882?t=0I0bv4r0zkLU92OD8E1RVw&s=19 ...

𝗠𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗹𝗶’𝗔𝗰𝘁𝘂 (@Massili_Actu) on X

🔴 Valentin Rongier 🇫🇷 est victime d’une fracture de la rotule !!

• Notre milieu de terrain est forfait pour le reste de la saison !! 🤕

📰 : @lequipe

#TeamOM

Twitter · Mar 26, 2024, 10:55 AM

[covert smelt]

Je viens de voir le championnat de Lettonie, c'est une horreur, jamais on y va.

10 clubs, pas de maintien

Aucune place Européenne

[sterile fractal]

comme ca vous gagnez + plus facilement la Ligue non

• des places gratuits aux qualifs de C1

si vous passez pas les qualifs au pire, vous tombez en Europa League ou Conference League

[covert smelt]

C'est cool, mais..

Le Roazhon ?..... 😿

[open owl]

Mais t'es premier degré ?

[modern citrus]

non c'est juste un gros forceur

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/equipedefrance/status/1772701749570097184?t=rceuiodZO_qSSqIAQkqMHQ&s=19

Equipe de France ⭐⭐ (@equipedefrance) on X

𝗟𝗔 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗢’ 𝗗𝗘𝗦 𝗕𝗟𝗘𝗨𝗦 📝

Voici le 11 aligné par Didier Deschamps pour démarrer face au Chili 👊

🔜 21h00 sur TF1 📺

#FRACHI | #FiersdetreBleus

Twitter · Mar 26, 2024, 7:06 PM

[waxen palm]

This is better now

But man 💀

We better cook this time

[modern citrus]

LE MEILLEUR LATERAL DU MOOONNDEEE

[weak viper]

bien sur

juste ne te blesse pas

[open owl]

Mikautadze is currently costing Georgia's euro qualification

Lmfao

Bro went completely off target

[modern citrus]

obviously he's a fc merde player

[open owl]

i know 😹😹😹

Oh nvm

Greece just missed 2 pens

Georgia is thru

[modern citrus]

Kostas Mitroglou >>>>>> Grosges Mikaunaze

[waxen palm]

We are finished

1-0 Chile already

[open owl]

Wtf is this shit

[waxen palm]

This shit cannot be stopped honestly

[modern citrus]

fucking hell man

why is clauss injured

[modern citrus]

douche froide

[weak viper]

You're trolling

[modern citrus]

muscular injury

looks bad

he's in good pain almost cannot walk

[open owl]

At least Syria is winning 3-0 in their WC qualification match

[weak viper]

We have no backup RB

[open owl]

Never thought Syria would make me prouder than our NT fr

[modern citrus]

just slap ngapandouetnbu there

[modern citrus]

damn against myanmar

honestly I couldn't name a single player from either nations

I don't watch asian football

[open owl]

4-0 now for Syria

Yea

[modern citrus]

wait no

Mohamed dahoud switched nation

[open owl]

Oh...

U didn't see the news

[weak viper]

How the fuck are we gonna play against Q$G

[open owl]

Some of the demands imposed by dahoud on the management after which he left the team camp

‎-Change the training staff led by ⁧‫cooper
‎-Laying off some players.
‎-His dissatisfaction with the atmosphere in which the team is experiencing.
‎-To have a security guard (personal guard) on the pitch.

[waxen palm]

😭

[open owl]

Bro left the camp & went back to Germany

Anyway

We can't play this badly

[weak viper]

The only one that can play RWB are Sarr Meite and Murillo

All these are injured

I had hope for this game but there's no way we are winning

This is our 5th injury in a week

[modern citrus]

oh my god what lol

[waxen palm]

GOALLLLL

FOFANAAAAAA

1-1

[open owl]

HES TOO GOOD

[waxen palm]

What a good goal

Our first 2024 goal

Has to begin with a Monaco player

[weak viper]

Great

But won't change the fact that Clauss is injured

[waxen palm]

Ah man this sucks fr

I expected a good game for him especially when he starts

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1772721084715909463?t=OoNLgEAKtts-LFyGZlNRtQ&s=19

GOALLLLLL

KOLO MUANI

[open owl]

Goalasso

[waxen palm]

2-1

What a header

[open owl]

Kolo Muani finally scores

[waxen palm]

And a cross from Theo 🤌🏾

[open owl]

@modern citrus 6-0 😹😹

And now France winning

J'aime.

[weak viper]

Feels weird to hear a silent Vélodrome

Mbappe is ghosting again

But when he will play us he will become prime Ronaldo

[open owl]

Same

[weak viper]

GUENDOUZI ON FOR CAMAVINGA

[rancid peak]

Did Camavinga get injured?

[waxen palm]

You just know

[waxen palm]

He went off in pain but think it isn't that serious

Deschamps didn't take any risks

[rancid peak]

ok

[waxen palm]

Post for Chile

Almost 2-2

[lyric wasp]

rwanda congo mali scored ? 😭

[weak viper]

Goal

[open owl]

Who

GIROUUDDD

[weak viper]

Goatliver Giroud scored

[open owl]

ah

Bon

[weak viper]

What

[waxen palm]

Number 57

[open owl]

I got too excited about Giroud scoring

[waxen palm]

Also great job from Kolo Muani

[open owl]

Sorry just my legend

Still think he should've come back to retire here

💔

[waxen palm]

Why would he join a club going down to L2 man 😭

Or at least trying not to

[open owl]

?

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-talking-to-me-talking-funny-surprised-surprise-gif-12348269

Which club are you talking about? 😹😹

[waxen palm]

PHSC 😂

[open owl]

We're still in the conference league race

Just a bit far

But it's not mathematically over 😹

[waxen palm]

Theo man 😭

3-2...

good goal but holy fuck we're so doomed

[open owl]

It's time to open the conversation

Can we pass the group stage in the euros

[waxen palm]

I mean it's so early to tell

but we're not at this rate with this mentality

if we concede early at each game we won't go nowhere if they don't react

[open owl]

They should spend a day with MDZ

[waxen palm]

💯 😭

[open owl]

Or Le Bris

[open owl]

? pk il rigole lui

[waxen palm]

I'm not laughing

Well I am now 😂

Saliba thank god

Oh these guys are gonna play with my mind

We have no defence

WTF SALIBA

What was that cross

FT

France 3-2 Chile

Well nothing to be very satisfied about tbh

[open owl]

Joke of a NT

We have to show another face in the euros

[open owl]

https://x.com/mercatoplein/status/1772721735126659491?s=46 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHA

Mercato Plein (@MercatoPlein) on X

@ActuFoot_ Mes nus dans mon profil

Twitter · Mar 26, 2024, 8:26 PM

Idk if you guys get it but there's sm bots on twitter nowadays saying that it's acc making me go crazy

[weak viper]

I get it dw

[open owl]

Banter Fact #7: 2014

M'Baye Niang, a very prominent & skillful 19-year-old striker comes on loan from AC Milan to help Montpellier escape from relegation.

1 month into his loan, he crashes his Ferrari near the training ground & completely flees the scene as he did not have his license (???). Not sure what the point of that is, since the car is easily traced back to him & he was given a court date for his sentencing. A week before his hearing, he was caught driving another car without a license again.

Niang ended up bagging 4 goals in 19 matches with Montpellier, & returned to Milan as soon as his loan expired.

[hollow trail]

tf is this story lmfao

[open owl]

I'm making a banter series of my club

It's great u should search "banter" in this channel, my club is the best

[weak viper]

This logo >>>>

https://twitter.com/InfosOM_/status/1772909203637629052?t=2wqm-Z-vP7GMAYh3ocyYbQ&s=19 💀

Infos OM (@InfosOM_) on X

🚨 Léo Balerdi 🇦🇷 a encore son souci à l'adducteur !

Les dirigeants marseillais sont extrêmement inquiets après toutes ces blessures, ils n'ont à l'heure actuelle que Mbemba et Merlin pour constituer une défense face au PSG.

(Bertrand Latour via @lequipedusoir) #OMPSG #TeamOM

Twitter · Mar 27, 2024, 8:51 AM

Wtf is happening

How is that even possible

• rongier out again so 7th injury in one week

We have no defence

@waxen palm if you lose you should delete your club

[open owl]

Ngl looks like esport

I like it but they could've colored it

[weak viper]

it looks inspired a lot by la liga logo

[snow nacelle]

It's actually a single french fries from mcdo

[lyric wasp]

colour hurts my eyes

[snow nacelle]

I'm ok with it

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/InfosOM_/status/1772968337431015511?t=FyDTOKvrv3m61zloeAVtSA&s=19

[open owl]

@modern citrus when's your birthday

https://www.mhsc-store.com/maillots-portes/4848-j3-maillot-porte-mhscauxere-falaye-sacko-77.html

It fkn says Auxerre in the link bro this club is not serious 😭

[modern citrus]

oh no

it's the 10/04

are you thinking about giving me a falaye sacko jersey

🤣

[open owl]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldinho-tongue-gif-23905918

[modern citrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/442044683833704471/1215622643223633950/image0.gif

[open owl]

https://x.com/allezpaillade/status/1772921743067218073?s=46

Bonsoir non??!!

AllezPaillade.com (@AllezPaillade) on X

Andy Delort et le #MHSC, des « discussions positives » pour un retour, selon @MohamedTERParis.

Une deuxième rencontre est prévue dans les prochains jours.

#teamMHSC 🔷️🔶️ https://t.co/qrmIvFodCf

Twitter · Mar 27, 2024, 9:40 AM

[modern citrus]

MDRRRR

[open owl]

NON ??!!!??

[sterile fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/brfootball/status/1772951449711824903

ca ressemble le logo des competitions russes mais moins coloreux

[lyric wasp]

T'as rejoint aujourd'hui mdr toi aussi

[modern citrus]

@covert smelt ta grosse fraude de florian maurice qui refuse de libérer les joueurs pour les JO

alors refuser de libérer tous les joueurs, au cas où un terrier ou un bourigeaud est convoqué, soit

mais bloquer tout le monde, y compris désiré doué qui est très important en U23, c'est dégueulasse, c'est pas comme si sa participation allait causer la relégation de rennes

[sterile fractal]

@waxen palm tu l'as entendu parler ?

https://www.instagram.com/kenan.kv10/

[errant flare]

PSG put Real against the wall regarding Mbappe's transfer

Paris Saint-Germain put Real Madrid on the wall regarding the transfer of Kylian Mbappe. Despite the almost certain departure of the Frenchman, PSG do not agree to a free transfer and are putting pressure on the player and the new club, demanding a profit from the transaction. Parisians set controversial conditions, demanding, among other things, percentage of the bonus that Mbappe will receive for signing a new contract. These requests may complicate the transfer process, but confirmation remains unofficial.

Source: The Athletic

[modern citrus]

@open owl

[mystic ruin]

This is just like la liga

But it is tbf a nice oversimplified logo compared to others

[topaz flume]

nimes 1-1 montpellier, Ligue 1 round 29
march 14 2021, Stad des costieres
ref: Eric Wattellier

59': andy delort scores an offside goal for montpellier
63' nimes score through kone (1-0)
79': andy delort scores to equalise (1-1)

MOTM: andy delort

montpellier were 8th before the game, picked up 1 point, and stayed at 8th.

meanwhile, nimes also did not move in the standigs, sticking to 19th place as a relegation threatned side.

[open owl]

cheers

[open owl]

yessir

[open owl]

Banter Fact #8: 1999

Montpellier is winning 2-0 against PSG in the Parc des Princes. Pascal Baills, a Montpellier player, receives a red card & Montpellier is down to 10 men.

Jean-Louis Gasset, Montpellier manager at the time, decides to sub in Madouni (CB) to replace Delaye (midfield). In the rush of things, Madouni enters the pitch while Delaye doesn't leave it, because the Montpellier bench lied and told the 4th official that Delaye did in fact leave.

Montpellier is back to playing with 11 men. The referee doesn't notice it until Delaye receives a pass from the player who was supposed to replace him in the first place. Match paused, he is then ordered to urgently leave the pitch. Surprisingly no card for either player.

2-0 win for Montpellier. PSG appealed and was rejected.

[lyric wasp]

No one gives a fck

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/MassiliaZone/status/1773262941694902391?t=ZVtXzrHDznJ_laOeYdSUXg&s=19

Imagine if all these injuries were fake and it was just made to confuse Q$G

At least we have someone to play RB

[hollow trail]

Mbappe and Madrid against a nation state is crazy 😭

do people not know how bad of a person psgs president is?

[modern citrus]

no one is clean in football. one thing is crystal clear however, and it's that we are FUDDUP with the fucking mbappé news

[hollow trail]

he literally tortured people mate but ok

[modern citrus]

what kind of idiot would I be to not know this

it doesn't change the fact that we don't need to hear mbappé news every fucking day

[hollow trail]

he is the biggest player in the world

[modern citrus]

you think it's normal that most football fans hear more news about mbappé just because he's the biggest player in the world than news on wars

all those news are void of sense

[weak viper]

We don't care

If you go on l'équipe you have one or two mbappe news per day

Which is more that some ligue 1 clubs

https://twitter.com/karimattab1/status/1773364956731204004?t=qmpR7fkvo0UwjK8u9rO1HA&s=19

Karim Attab (@karimattab1) on X

#OMPSG le record d'affluence du stade Orange Vélodrome sera battu dimanche soir pour OM-PSG.
Plus de 65894 spectateurs sont attendus.
Vélodrome complet 3h après l'ouverture de la billetterie. Plus de 100 000 places auraient pu être vendues pour ce match.
@OM_Officiel #TeamOM

Twitter · Mar 28, 2024, 3:02 PM

[weak viper]

• we don't need to know every small detail

[open owl]

U going?

[weak viper]

nah too expensive

i wished i could though

next year depending on where i'll study i'll see if i can get a season ticket

[open owl]

Fairrss where u thinking?

Come Montpellier we have the greatest unis

And the greatest football club

[weak viper]

je pense en prepa

pour l'instant surtout thiers ou joffre

[open owl]

Oh ptn viens à Joffre

Bro is actually gonna become a Pailladin😼 the propaganda

[modern citrus]

@open owl proportionally, how much are you a bigger fan of montpellier than chelsea

[open owl]

Montpellier fan since a kid, and Chelsea was transmitted to me from my family

[modern citrus]

I will have montpellier as my second club if falaye sacko registers more than 15 assists by 2025

[open owl]

So maybe 80/20 Montpellier ? But I care about Chelsea a lot ofc

Probably more than 75% of CFC Twitter

[open owl]

? Just say u support Strasbourg

[modern citrus]

o

[open owl]

That was a long sentence

[open owl]

I'd say rn

Because of the circumstances

Chelsea is playing nothing and Montpellier is 1 pt from relegation

So I'm following MHSC way more rn

[modern citrus]

the faith is sacko is as high as the chances of montpellier not playing europe this season

[open owl]

Uhm ackshually maffematically it's still not over for conference league

MAIS ? SUPPRIMES

le strasbourgeois has gone rogue😭😭

[modern citrus]

wrong gif

[open owl]

I was talking w a friend of mine at uni today

[modern citrus]

is he based

[open owl]

& he was trying to tell me Perpignan was better than Montpellier

I was like

?

I don't even know what division Perpignan play in

and then he mentioned rugby and I was like bro our worst season vs ur best season & we're like 3 pts apart

[modern citrus]

ah right you are from the south

[open owl]

Bah oui

Rah bah oue

[modern citrus]

if he told me perpignan was better than strasbourg I will turn 80 by the team I realize he meant rugby

[open owl]

(south accent) izzi z'le ruugby et les gon'zesses

z'le soleil

la plage

how do u unironically live with no beach

that must be so depressing

[modern citrus]

iscie c'eh leu schnaps et bah euh le schnaps

[modern citrus]

shut my other half comes from a costal city

[open owl]

ur what

r u divided by 2

wtf

mais de quoi il parle

[weak viper]

je sais pas

[modern citrus]

in terms of origin you, you

I don't wanna get cancelled so

[open owl]

ohhh

[modern citrus]

you petit chenapan

[open owl]

ah

tu veux dire boomboom

ouais

[open owl]

Already the case

Ah mais @weak viper isn't it the last few days to submit ur parcourssup stuff?

[weak viper]

oui

jusqu'au 3 avril

[open owl]

Mets médecine montpellier vite fait

[weak viper]

non

j'ai mis montpellier mais pas medecine

[open owl]

Juste pour voir si t'es accepté frérot

[weak viper]

je veux pas faire ca

[open owl]

It's for ur ego

Silly

[weak viper]

c'est trop tard de toute facon

[open owl]

"Alors moi j'ai rejeté médecine 😎"

"Médecine me voulait mais moi j'ai dit non ! 😋"

[open owl]

Ah merde

[weak viper]

après je sais que y en a plein de ma classe qui veulent faire medecine a montpellier

[open owl]

Oh forward them to me

PASS à Montpellier c'est pas compliqué comparé à d'autres villes

Niveau programme ils ont supprimé toute l'anatomie

Du coup tu te la tapes entièrement en 2e année mais bon

Mais en fait tu veux faire prépa de quoi ?

[weak viper]

mp2i

et proche de chez moi y a que thiers et joffre justement

apres faut aller à lyon, toulouse, antibes

[open owl]

Jsp ce que c'est 😭😭

[weak viper]

c'est nouveau

[open owl]

mathematiques physique

[weak viper]

en gros c'est mpsi

mais avec plus d'info

[open owl]

Ah

Chaud ça

[weak viper]

et 0 chimie

[open owl]

Mais t'es prêt pour la vie en prépa là

[weak viper]

je pense

[open owl]

Je préfère le concours de médecine 1000 fois perso

Jsp ça a l'air trop strict la prépa

Après c'est des clichés

[weak viper]

y a 2 semaines j'etait a joffre en immersion

[open owl]

Ooo

[weak viper]

franchement ils avaient pas trop l'air d'avoir la pression

apres le probleme de montpellier c'est que je connais absolument pas la ville

[open owl]

J'ai un pote en 2e année là de prépa à joffre

Ça va

[open owl]

Roh

[weak viper]

contrairement à marseille

le seul truc que je connais c'est le corum

[open owl]

Tu me connais

[weak viper]

c'est tout

[open owl]

Bah plus loin t'as la place de la comédie

• à droite t'as le peyrou avec l'arc de triomphe

Ça c'est centre centre

Attaché à la place de la comédie t'as le polygone en gros c'est un centre commercial cool

Plus en bas t'as la gare

Tous les lignes de tram passent par la gare donc au moins ça c'est cool

En gros partout où t'es à Montpellier t'as un accès facile au centre

En tram

Et plus tu descends au sud t'as Lattes/Pérols (là où j'habite trop cool d'ailleurs super tranquille et proche de la mer)

[weak viper]

ca je sais

j'y suis allé la dernière fois à perols

[open owl]

Yes ligne 3 du tram

Tu verras le tram trop facile

4 lignes pas plus pas moins rien de compliqué

[open owl]

• à l'Ouest t'as Mosson/Juvignac en gros le stade

Et pis c'est tout

[open owl]

En + les transports sont gratuits

Bus+tram

😋🫶

[weak viper]

ah bon?

c'est cool ca

t'as pas besoin d'une carte?

[open owl]

Nn pas forcément, en ligne tu fais ta demande quand tu auras ton appart à Montpeul et ils t'envoient un pass sur ton téléphone

[weak viper]

ah ok

[open owl]

T'as le choix de demander une carte aussi elle est gratos mais bon

Sur tel c'est + simple

[open owl]

Sinon on a un super bon club de foot j'ai oublié de le mentionner évidemment

[lyric wasp]

isnt perpignan the relegation club merchant 💀

tfacon en rugby ces grosses fraudes ont tt fait pour que Lille Métropole Rugby puisse pas jouer en Pro B, Lille dérangeait les sudistes comme quand Luzenac était monté en ligue 2 ya genre 10 ans. Le club aurait pu fédérer tte la région et importer le sport, ce qui est assez dommage car on a vu a la coupe du monde que les nordistes étaient bel et bien présents pour soutenir la France et qu'il n'y a pas de "manque d'engouement" comme ils avaient essayé de faire croire quand le LMR est monté. Nous REVIENDRONS !

[lyric wasp]

la ville apres 3 semaines t'auras fait tt le tour

[open owl]

Big faux

[lyric wasp]

nn cest vrai apres faut juste qu'il sorte de son lieu de résidence

[open owl]

Un peu dur il est en prépa

[lyric wasp]

s'il reste cloitré chez lui cest une autre histoire

[open owl]

@weak viper tu seras en internat ?

[open owl]

Beh après l'objectif c'est de découvrir la ville petit à petit

Il vient pas pr le tourisme quoi

[weak viper]

J'espère

[cloud bison]

L'internat en 2024 🫤 c pas un truc d'ancien ça

[weak viper]

Bah en prépa c'est mieux

[open owl]

https://mhsconair.com/interview/laurent-nicollin-nous-devrons-vendre-deux-ou-quatre-joueurs-pour-equilibrer-le-budget

If you can't afford to run the club, why make the club suffer by having to sell 2-4 key players every year?!?!

[modern citrus]

in fairness your stadium is so empty that it doesn't surprise me he suffers more and more structural deficit

I guess you can say goodbye to tamari, chotard and maybe jullien or kouyaté

[open owl]

Bro said Jullien

[open owl]

"Si on avait le nouveau stade, on générerait des profits pour atténuer ce déficit. Il arrivera un moment où l’on jouera le maintien."

[thorn hatch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojBB-5pErcw

Allez le LOSC

[modern citrus]

just for the comical size of the man

[modern citrus]

oh, as if it's not already the case bruh

[lyric wasp]

ZHHHHEEEGGRRROOOOVVVVAAAAAABBABABABAABABAA

[lyric wasp]

Medina somehow avoiding a red card

[waxen palm]

Was that really a red

[waxen palm]

Sorry for the late response

He's one of our youth prospects

But I didn't hear of him that much

[lyric wasp]

100% a red

[waxen palm]

blud even in our worst form we were still beating you guys so I can't wait 😭

[modern citrus]

@lyric wasp ce soir c'est eden zhegrova

[lyric wasp]

Haraldsson playing with defenders

Ref disallowing the corner for absolutely no reason

[waxen palm]

2-0

Zhegrova brace

He is cooking

[lyric wasp]

EDON ZHEGROVA 2ND GOAL BABABA

Elye wahi + dz coups de poings que de buts cette saison

Pas croyable ça il rentre et emploie la violence en 2 minutes seulement

[weak viper]

told yall he was the best RW in the league

[lyric wasp]

Chevalierzhehehehe

Better than samba

Zhegrova out

[waxen palm]

2-1

[lyric wasp]

Smfh conceded to the shittiest Plens player

[waxen palm]

Wahi goal

[lyric wasp]

Should've gotten a red card

[waxen palm]

2-2 for MPP even if it's not the right score 🙏🏽

[lyric wasp]

Ounas can't play 2 games in a row that's crazy

Ref gives yellows to whoever random he sees

Ref adds a minute of ET for no reason

ET VOILÀ

LE NORD EST ❤️🤍

[modern citrus]

forgot where but I said that too

[modern citrus]

@open owl le grand robin risser a empêché nîmes de gagner

[errant flare]

Lille won 2-1 against Lens in round 27 of Ligue 1

LOSC won the Northern derby, beating Lens 2-1. Edon Zhegrova scored two goals for LOSC. Edon Zhegrova's first goal was the result of a precise pass from Nabil Bentaleb (9'). Edon Zhegrova's second goal came after a pass from Gabriel Gudmundsson (60'). Lens reacted too late to stop LOSC's attacks. The match started dynamically, with the Mastiffs dominating in the first half. Lens struggled to control the game in the first half, especially under pressure from Jonathan David. Even after the break, LOSC maintained their advantage and Lens failed to change the trend. Lens tried to reduce the losses, but LOSC defended well. At the end of the match, both teams tried to score goals. Lens managed to reduce the losses thanks to a goal by Ely Wahi (78'). However, LOSC maintained their lead until the end of the match. LOSC scored three points, which put them on the podium. Lens remain in 6th place in the table. LOSC and Lens are now 4 points apart.

[lyric wasp]

It's not a pass, it's the gk blocking it and zhegrova shooting again 💀

[covert smelt]

Lens méritaient leur victoire.

[lyric wasp]

Ptdr 2 tirs cadrés ravale ton seum

T'es tjrs traumatisé du 2-2

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/MeteoFoot/status/1773643749257543863?t=ol1Ro7hSrHe6W-p_QBO6tw&s=19

This explains why the logo is shit

This company should learn how to redesign logos

Every time they do it it's shit

[open owl]

He's clear of your entire squad except Chevalier

[lyric wasp]

Rodez is awaiting for an occitania derby

[open owl]

Yeah when they'll get promoted 🙏

[lyric wasp]

When you'll get relegated**

[open owl]

So never

Maybe the derby in coupe de France

[lyric wasp]

Losing occitania biggest cluv title to Nîmes Olympique and Sete

[open owl]

Nîmes 🤣🤣 the same Nîmes that's gonna get relegated from National 1 this year

Anyway let's be honest Lens definitely put you in the shadows ever since their comeback to Ligue 1 😔☹️

[lyric wasp]

Lens lost 4-0 and 0-3 since their comeback to ligue 1 and watched us win the title 😹😹😹

And once again lost today

[open owl]

It's ok you guys are almost the 2nd best club in the north

[lyric wasp]

At least we're better than Montpellier herault sc

[open owl]

You wish

[lyric wasp]

Small clubs with 1 title supporting eachother against the huge and massive lille osc

[open owl]

How did the massive Lille OSC finish 17th, one point from relegation just 6 years ago? 😹😭

[thorn hatch]

Yeah. Agreed.

[open owl]

https://x.com/actul1_/status/1774014825938444470?s=46

Actu Ligue 1 (@ActuL1_) on X

🚨 OFFICIEL ! La PROGRAMMATION du la 31ÈME journée de Ligue 1 ! 🌟🇫🇷

• Vendredi 26 avril :

Montpellier ⚡️ FC Nantes (21H)

• Samedi 27 avril :

FC Metz ⚡️ LOSC (17H)

Paris-SG ⚡️ Havre AC (21H)

• Dimanche 28 avril :

FC Lorient ⚡️ Toulouse FC (15H)
Clermont Foot ⚡️…

Twitter · Mar 30, 2024, 10:04 AM

OH BABY, OH BABY

MONTPELLIER-NANTES ON A FRIDAY 9 PM

OH BABY

@weak viper

[weak viper]

Great

Also did you know at first they wanted to put our game at 3pm

[modern citrus]

fc metz will be marinated, fried, boiled, baked, steamed, sautéd, simmered, stewed, cooked, sous-vided, microwaved, grilled and roasted

[open owl]

No

They're drawing 1-1

The most obvious match of this entire matchday

Monaco TWERKS for relegation teams

TWERKS

Except us ofc

[open owl]

Oh wait I just reread ur message I thought you were talking about today's game

Brainfart

[night tulip]

Yo wtf

Monaco???

[night tulip]

Yeah you might be right

[weak viper]

this aged well

3-0 monaco

[open owl]

How u concede 3 in 15 mins

We runnin it back? @FCMetz 🥶🥶

[lyric wasp]

how did the massive montpellier finish behind lille every season since 2018

[open owl]

💵💷💴

[lyric wasp]

😹 😹 😹

We had gerard lopez and you think we're rich

[open owl]

We had Valère Germain & HAVE Falaye Sacko?

[weak viper]

4-0 now

[open owl]

Goaaallll Metz score woohoo!!! Congrats!!

https://tenor.com/9eKh.gif

[weak viper]

They finally scored

[open owl]

https://twitter.com/FCMetz/status/1774128839154684065?s=46

FC Metz ☨ (@FCMetz) on X

#FCMASM [ ℙ𝕣𝕠 ]

⏱️ 79' - But pour Metz !! Papa Amadou #Diallo réduit l'écart.

📲 Le but est déjà dispo sur @FreeLigue1 📷 https://t.co/cVVjIlZzr8

Twitter · Mar 30, 2024, 5:37 PM

bro is so excited

Ok now Brest has to win if they want to keep 2nd place

[modern citrus]

xddddddddd

[weak viper]

Another one

Comeback??

[open owl]

Goal Metz. 2-4...

Goalll Monaco good 5-2

[open owl]

https://x.com/actul1_/status/1774135367232262639?s=46

Actu Ligue 1 (@ActuL1_) on X

🚨 Alexandre Oukidja : « Je fais tout simplement n'importe quoi, ce soir je les ai abandonné ».

Réaction LUCIDE du gardien Messin 🥶👏

🎥 @PVSportFR

Twitter · Mar 30, 2024, 6:03 PM

[lyric wasp]

La ligue 1 n'est pas prete pour le Rodez Aveyron Football

Penaltroyes LOL

Karma pour avoir mis un triplé de penaltys cotnre lille

[open owl]

je valide

[lyric wasp]

RODEZ 3-0

ALLEZ TROYES CA DEGAGE

Win win situation

big rodez in playoff and small emirates club in relegation

no longer elegation cus bastia conceded

[open owl]

SAINTÉ IS IN DIRECT PROMOTION SPOT

[sterile fractal]

Bientot le retour du derby😍

[open owl]

😍 meanwhile Nîmes in National 2

I think they will just file for bankruptcy either this year or next year tbh

[sterile fractal]

why you happy. No derby for you anymore

if Sainté or Marseille go bankrupt I'll be sad honestly

no more derby "saveur" and no bantering with the rival's fans and no more enjoyment of pride when your team win the game

[open owl]

not happy

the 😍 emoji was for the OL-ASSE derby

i'm just neutral about it because it's kinda sad this was their downfall

& that 2 years ago they were in Ligue 1

[lyric wasp]

53' Amiens 2-0 Pau
75' Amiens 2-3 Pau

4 matches ont 2-3 pr résultat actuellement

[open owl]

LMFAOOO Reims 1-0

[open owl]

Lyon equalizes tho 10 mins later

Boo

[waxen palm]

You jinxed it massively

[open owl]

WAKE UP WAKE UP ‼️

It is my duty to inform you that:

• It is MATCH DAY!
• It is VICTORY DAY!
• You have the opportunity to watch Savanier x Nordin ball today!
• It is the beginning of the European race for Montpellier today!
• ALLEZ PAILLADE ALLEZ 🧡💙

[modern citrus]

WAKE UP WAKE UP ‼️

It is my duty to inform you that:

It is MATCH DAY!
It is VICTORY DAY!
You have the opportunity to watch Semakweri x Kutinyu ball today!
It is the beginning of the Title race for Chicken Inn FC today!
GO GAMECOCKS GO 🐓🟠

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1774391076704399411?t=41PoOPZBb_HzP9EkzBwnfg&s=19

Olympique de Marseille (@OM_Officiel) on X

🔜 #OMPSG ⌛️

👇Le groupe Olympien pour la réception de Paris ce soir à l'@orangevelodrome 👥

Twitter · Mar 31, 2024, 10:59 AM

[modern citrus]

la défense ☠️

[weak viper]

ca va

ca aurait pu etre pire