He probably grabbed him but that wasn't enough
#ligue-1
modern citrus
psg very lucky not to concede
waxen palm
HT 0-0
waxen palm
psg very lucky not to concede
Fr we're cooked
sterile fractal
waxen palm
Now Mbappe is off
I think it's a precaution as he felt some pain around his ankle
RKM on
Might be a pen for Monaco
dense bane
Brooo, this bout to end 0-0. Psg are playing so bad
tawny torrent
mbappe dont care 🤣🤣
waxen palm
Ben Yedder crossbar...
Well was offside anyway
Beraldo just over
We're getting cooked hard in UCL if we play like this
Nuno and Dembele on
Tho idk why Mbappe isn't on the bench
Barcola with the easy shot...
And easy save
signal pecan
to sum it up
uneven stirrup
PSG drawing still
uneven stirrup
mbappe off 🤣
nah impossible 💀
waxen palm
He is off
Because he felt a knock
And still no good chances created
Barcola almost
Barcola got Singo'd 💀
That ball boy was left shook
Ffs Vitinha
Good save
Should've scored that
waxen palm
Hamstring one
tawny torrent
He was out for a long time
asensio injured 😢
makes me cry john
he just came back from injury
waxen palm
bro idk why we're so unlucky like this
waxen palm
He was out for a long time
Doesn't say it was an ACL
tawny torrent
realistically you should be winning the league with the team you have
bro brest are 2nd 
waxen palm
That's what I told you but you didn't care
uneven stirrup
Alors 84eme minute
waxen palm
They're cooking
tawny torrent
does brest have any somewhat known player
waxen palm
realistically you should be winning the league with the team you have
What can I say this team isn't THEM
tawny torrent
oo they have amavi
and lees melou i recognize him from his time in norwich
and bilal
waxen palm
does brest have any somewhat known player
Not really but i'd think Brahimi or Lees Melou
tawny torrent
waxen palm
oo they have amavi
Yeah him as well
tawny torrent
would be memes if monaco scored
waxen palm
Do you know who Kenny Lala is
tawny torrent
the right back?
tawny torrent
yh i know him
waxen palm
yeah he's there too
waxen palm
rotation and he's not tbf he just lacks game time
tawny torrent
it was a really strange transfer imo
waxen palm
Donnarumma another big intervention there
tawny torrent
ppl forgot about donnarumma cuz he went to psg lol
waxen palm
it was a really strange transfer imo
was supposed to be good for the attack but he's more efficient on our midfield
Yep this is ending goalless
weak viper
ye he played for marseille right
still playing technically
waxen palm
Fucking disaster
tawny torrent
weak viper
he managed to get injured while never playing a single minute for brest
open owl
https://fxtwitter.com/letitlouis/status/1763674598527099367
ptdrrr c'est trop
weak viper
C'est comme le tirage des demies de la coupe
Tu vois quand il mélange les boules il en a une dans la main
Et comme par hasard cette boule c'est le FC Lyon
Ou leur adversaire je sais plus mais un des deux
lyric wasp
Valenciennes va venger le nord ❤️🤍
open owl
https://twitter.com/AllezPaillade/status/1763478755417158136
OFFICIAL: Mousa Tamari is leaving Montpellier at the end of the season! Deal done and sealed for the Jordanian winger 🔷️🔶️
Twitter
mild cliff
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snow nacelle
Sounds like it was a terrible game
lyric wasp
Wasquehal exitted relegation zone by beating Racing Besançon 2-1
weak viper
Oh hi there are just getting out of the school and now I’m leaving for a meeting...
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open owl
@weak viper one year ago today
open owl
Istres pls don't bottle promotion
MONTPELLIER IS GETTING PROMOTED AND NIMES GETTING RELEGATED I SWEAR
waxen palm
Sounds like it was a terrible game
yeah that was a shit one
but we had the chances you know
either we didn't want to finish properly and they were lacking ideas to play these chances
open owl
yeah that was a shit one
Unironic question is PSG fucked after Mbappé leaves?
I know u faced Rennes & Monaco in the last 2 games so it was a bit tough matchup to try out new squad but yea
wintry swift
errant flare
Monaco drew 0-0 with PSG in the 24th round of Ligue 1
The Ligue 1 clash between AS Monaco and Paris Saint-Germain ended in a goalless draw. Monaco lost a chance to reduce the gap, and Paris did not calm down before the Champions League. Despite the opportunity, neither team managed to open the scoring, which ultimately led to a 0-0 draw. The match saw heavy rain which affected play. Monaco had more opportunities, but they were ineffective, and when they did, it turned out that Wissam Ben Yedder was offside (25'). Paris Saint-Germain had several absences which affected their play in the first half. Ultimately, neither team was able to take advantage of their chances, which led to the points being divided. Monaco and Paris ended the match in a goalless draw, meaning points were lost for both teams. Even though Monaco was more active, they couldn't beat the PSG goalkeeper. In the second half, both teams tried to score, but ultimately ended in a draw. The highest score (8.1) was given to Radosław Majecki from Monaco.
weak viper
Twitter
open owl
Victoire écrasante du grand club du Clermont Foot 63.
weak viper
Victoire écrasante du grand club du Clermont Foot 63.
gigot est blessé donc non
errant flare
Kylian Mbappe close to transfer to Real Madrid
Kylian Mbappe, the striker of Paris Saint-Germain, has been the main topic of media interest for several weeks due to a possible transfer to Real Madrid. Mbappe recently met with the French president and other prominent figures to discuss his future. PSG have officially confirmed that he will be leaving the club at the end of the season, suggesting that the transfer is getting closer to completion. Although the documents have not been signed yet, everything indicates that Mbappe will play for Real Madrid in the new season.
Source: RMC
errant flare
Kylian Mbappe asks Real Madrid to transfer his brother
Kylian Mbappe has asked Real Madrid to make yet another transfer apart from himself, and the club has issued a clear response to this unusual request. This information has been reported by the media, which suggests that Mbappe could soon join Real Madrid after the end of his contract with PSG. During transfer negotiations, Mbappe's family also demanded that the PSG star's younger brother, Ethan, be employed, which was accepted by the club. Ethan is expected to join Real Madrid Castilla and may strengthen the senior team in the future.
Source: Daily Mail
weak viper
STOP
weak viper
YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL EVERY DETAIL NOBODY CARES
open owl
https://x.com/montpellierhsc/status/1763965097263628314
@modern citrus Sacko left out of the squad 💀
Twitter
weak viper
goal lille
open owl
U spoiled it
weak viper
Pavid
modern citrus
https://x.com/montpellierhsc/status/1763965097263628314
<@575299854692122624> S...
LMFAO
he was that bad
🤣
modern citrus
https://x.com/montpellierhsc/status/1763965097263628314
<@575299854692122624> S...
they just changed it
like 40sec ago
who is allix
open owl
they just changed it
Yo that's good
Allix makes sense WAY more than Mincarelli, we alr have Sylla & Sainte-Luce at LB
open owl
who is allix
Young CB
Has never played yet professionally
He might start him & still go with 5 atb
weak viper
Another Gasset masterclass incoming?
With a 4-3-3 I doubt
modern citrus
Khazri in the group for Sacko be like
XDDDDD
weak viper
Kickoff
open owl
Four 0-0's in Ligue 2 multiplex today
Holy shit
7 draws out of 9 games 💀
du très très faible 💀
modern citrus
du très très faible 💀
c'est pas du très très faible c'est du abyssal
weak viper
GOOOALLLL
sweet condor
Hehe
weak viper
THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLDD
sweet condor
😄
weak viper
ILIMANNN NDIAYEEE
sweet condor
NOOOO Marseille is good again
We're back, top 4 ez
open owl
yes
pine roost
Omfg
open owl
what? we scored last week?
that's crazy i personally have no idea what happened last week
did we even play?
don't remember.
lyric wasp
du très très faible 💀
Dunkerque robbed by extra extra extra time, DUNKERQUE DERANGE
open owl
Aubameyang scores Marseille's second. 2-1.
weak viper
GOALLLL
AUBBAAAA
COME ON
Kondogbia and onana on
Ounahi and Gueye off
Allevinah in...
GOOOALLLLL
open owl
Goal Marseille. Clauss makes it 3-1.
open owl
Goal Marseille. Luis Henrique adds a fourth. 4-1.
weak viper
GOAAALL
LUIS HENRIQUE FIRST LEAGUE GOAL
AND HIS SECOND WITH US ALL COMPETITIONS COMBINED
@open owl how does it feel to be at the same level as Clermont
We won 4-1 against you too
Correa in for Harit
I swear if he scores too
@pine roost he's on
open owl
<@737877645903134862> how does it feel to be at the same level as Clermont
Alors par contre tu vas redescendre très très vite hein
Le boug il bat le dernier du championnat il pense qu'il est prime Barcelona
Et puis Clermont and Montpellier, same level?
Supposed to be 16 points & 25
weak viper
Attends un peu hein
open owl
comment ça chef
weak viper
Parce que y a rien qui dit que tu vas pas descendre au classement
open owl
mdrrr
il pense vraiment qu'on va descendre et pas monter au classement
il est drôle le marseillais
on l'aime bien
weak viper
Bah si vous jouez comme contre nous oui
open owl
tranquille frère y avait sacko en défense centrale
weak viper
Parce que vous étiez vraiment nuls à chier
open owl
MDRRR
weak viper
Bah tamari a marqué un but cadeau ok
open owl
tu mets omeragic à la place de sacko la semaine dernière
weak viper
Mais a part ça
open owl
3-0 tranquille pour le MHSC
non en vrai
3-1
j'assume le pénalty suite à la faute absolument barbare de Kouyaté
weak viper
Déjà gagne contre Strasbourg
open owl
non là ça sera pas possible tu demandes trop
Goal Marseille. The two subs score. Moumbagna adds in the fifth and last goal for Marseille. 5-1.
open owl
Anyway I'm watching Real Madrid match
Valencia central defender just broke his leg
mid match
shit just SNAPPED holy fuck
sweet condor
tf
sweet condor
glad i didnt kill myself 3 weeks ago
open owl
Anyway I'm watching Real Madrid match
HOLY FUCKKK
Best decision of my life 😭
Ball went in goal from a header but ref whistled while ball was in the air 💀
weak viper
Not even an assist
covert smelt
ce soir on verra encore 400kg de poisson devant le centre d'entraînement du fc lorient 
modern citrus
ce soir on verra encore 400kg de poisson devant le centre d'entraînement du fc l...
😂
à choisir je préfèrerai lorient barragistes
parmis tous les clubs dans le ventre mou c'est ceux que je trouve ont le plus leur place en L2
open owl
@modern citrus 2 hours & 30 mins left for what will be the worst Ligue 1 match ever
It's POURING DOWN rain here, my section in the stadium is not covered, it's Montpellier-Strasbourg, we have no defenders, our best attacker has a shoulder problem & one fall & he's probably out until the end of the season, both teams fighting relegation & unhappy with their managers. 👌 bon match
weak viper
weak viper
It's POURING DOWN rain here, my section in the stadium is not covered, it's Mont...
I feel like it's pouring down everywhere
open owl
effectivement
open owl
Goal Nice c'est bien ça
modern citrus
It's POURING DOWN rain here, my section in the stadium is not covered, it's Mont...
lol and we have a single winger, no one on the bench wings or anything else, we don't even know what system we will play in
bon match + we have frappart who will somehow make us both lose
weak viper
open owl
Btw fuck MHSC, no communication whatsoever about the section under the rain (aka most popular section), u would think with an empty stadium they would have the decency of replacing us and putting us in another section
Instead of just leaving the seats with protection from rain empty
modern citrus
https://fxtwitter.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1764263928693956975?t=Nf8c0GNytjnuln8BI...
I saw A47, I was scared for a second
weak viper
@open owl Adams starting
weak viper
I saw A47, I was scared for a second
Nah it's just the highway
modern citrus
Nah it's just the highway
I read AK47
@open owl I can't lie that seems like a rather meh defense
and we have a meh attack and a good defense
this will be a boring boring game
weak viper
Goal Toulouse
modern citrus
Gbohoooo
man who is gboho I saw he was getting minutes lately I have no idea where he comes from or what kind of player he is
open owl
Même sous l'horrible pluie (ma tribune n'est pas couverte) ALLEZ PAILLADE PUTAIN
modern citrus
Même sous l'horrible pluie (ma tribune n'est pas couverte) ALLEZ PAILLADE PUTAIN
so weird seeing my logo inversed
open owl
Good to see full stadium 👌
modern citrus
Good to see full stadium 👌
also great feeling to be drenched
especially at the buttocks
open owl
4 corners in 3 mins lol
modern citrus
@open owl nordin beau plongeon xd
WESH
heureusement que adams a aucune confiance
open owl
BENJI WHAT A SAVE
modern citrus
man why is nordin not marked
open owl
Bakwa heavily injured
open owl
Nah he good
modern citrus
yes
modern citrus
miraculé
marble tapir
L 😭
marble tapir
AKOR SCORED FOR ONCE
He only knows how to score against us
modern citrus
a good meter and a half
that's why they stopped running
OLA
we're gonna concede
@open owl you'll agree with me that we're watching a ligue 2 game rn
open owl
<@737877645903134862> you'll agree with me that we're watching a ligue 2 game rn
Yes
Stade de merde
modern citrus
Stade de merde
LMFAO
come back here at 1am and it would look like some backrooms shit
modern citrus
Goal Strasbourg. 1-0.
man
you're just unlucky
I mean it's obviously a pen but there's 0 intention
no way to avoid it
open owl
Last year Pitau was sacked when he lost 2-0 against Strasbourg, could history repeat itself today?
Fucking Metz winning 2-0
For fucks sake
modern citrus
Last year Pitau was sacked when he lost 2-0 against Strasbourg, could history re...
you'll thank us lol
snow nacelle
Goal Strasbourg. 1-0.
Oh noessss
weak viper
Goal
weak viper
2-2
modern citrus
@open owl fuck me man both nordin goals he would score once in 20 attempts
maybe 40 actually
open owl
WE ARE PITCH IMVADING IF WE WIN
weak viper
WE ARE PITCH IMVADING IF WE WIN
I can already see the "Goal strasbourg 2-3."
modern citrus
FUCKING FUCK FRAPPART
xdddd 7 minutes of added time 2 were played and she nonetheless whistles at 7
we played 2 minutes of extra time in reality
weak viper
wait how did nantes lose to 2-0 to metz
sweet condor
Excited to see lens today
open owl
The 2-2 goal, ignore my goofy ahh laugh😭😭
modern citrus
The 2-2 goal, ignore my goofy ahh laugh😭😭
cartoon aah laugh
opal drift
The 2-2 goal, ignore my goofy ahh laugh😭😭
We just saved ourselves from dropping into the relegation zone ahh laugh
open owl
cartoon aah laugh
😭😭
open owl
HOLY FUCK GOAL LORIENT
@covert smelt WHAT THE FUCK ARE U FUCKING DOING
WAKE UP
Bro at least equalize pls bro
Ffs 😭
covert smelt
Deuxième fois on perd contre Lorient
ptn j'en ai marre
j'en ai marre on enchainais les bons matchs en plus
weak viper
thank you lorient
spark pivot
https://fxtwitter.com/MeteoFoot/status/1764291094253064334?t=zd8rT3c9-3DrZnAxnmK...
And those people are just standing around as if nothing was happening 💀
covert smelt
j'en peux plus de ma vie putain
J'ai Rennes d'un côté ou ca pue
Et j'ai un côté de merde sur les matchs du Napoli
open owl
https://fxtwitter.com/MeteoFoot/status/1764291094253064334?t=zd8rT3c9-3DrZnAxnmK...
Yea bro
open owl
lyric wasp
Et j'ai un côté de merde sur les matchs du Napoli
pour une fois mes 2 equipes ont gagné 💀
modern citrus
manchester city fans wondering why they are bitchless realizing they all look like phil foden so it's normal
also
lorient is so gonna relegate you
montpellier laval in play-offs we will be there
open owl
lorient is so gonna relegate you
Bro thinks he's safe
lyric wasp
montpellier laval in play-offs we will be there
Laval will finish 2nd cus Angers dying
lyric wasp
Bro thinks he's safe
Goal Caen. 1-3
modern citrus
Bro thinks he's safe
since we are equally shit and strasbourg have more points, logically I conclude that we should end up in equally shit position but with the same point gap
open owl
Nah it can go fast bro there's still 10 games left
opal drift
Makes sense (I’m a sugar daddy)
modern citrus
Nah it can go fast bro there's still 10 games left
yes well better start praying that le havre will continue to be terrible and take that spot instead
open owl
Yes we face Nice & PSG in the next 2 games but after that we're on a series of 6 matches we can (possibly, perhaps) get points from
modern citrus
because I don't see how either of us can turn things around
so we can only hope that other teams are even shittier
open owl
I think Lorient is gonna fall back
Their fixtures are very tough still
I know they won against Rennes away
But it's because it was a derby and shit
modern citrus
yes I saw their fixtures and I thought so too until they won against fucking rennes
modern citrus
I hope isaak touré this piece of shit gets his ACL absolutely destroyed
modern citrus
maybe get talbi out for 2 months for ankle injury
and mvogo goes out for a broken pinky
open owl
why😭
modern citrus
why😭
well you want them to fall back
I see no other way than injuries
because they are so back
open owl
Bro I hope they're gonna stop now
Like come on
They face Lyon, Monaco, Brest then us then PSG
surely we can capitalize
modern citrus
althooouuuuugh
their latest fixtures:
rennes, nantes, strasbourg, reims, metz
and le havre
in this order
I suppose there is a chance they have been just lucky with fixtures
COME ON YOU LYONNIENS AND MONACISTES
open owl
I suppose there is a chance they have been just lucky with fixtures
Yes but these were fixtures they were supposed to lose
Most
modern citrus
Yes but these were fixtures they were supposed to lose
metz no, nantes strasbourg let's be real a little regain in confidence and anyone can win, reims are not doing particularly well rn
only rennes is surprising
sharp coyote
plz ol-lens link ?
sweet condor
I search reddit streams and click the first that pops up
open owl
Lens goalasso
sweet condor
Fucking lyon
weak viper
0-2
lyric wasp
L
open owl
Wahi 😍
weak viper
The flop wahi scores
open owl
brother Wahi is smart with the ball
open owl
he's still good with Lens
weak viper
Not enough for a 30 mil striker
open owl
give him some time
he's scored in the last 3 matches for Lens
4 out of the last 5 matches he scored in them
he's gaining confidence more & more
sacred jetty
Oh I know I just miss them when they were good
weak viper
FT
open owl
https://x.com/mhscdatabase/status/1764380423402946578
It's really crazy to think that records like that are broken "just like that" when we're in an age of actively watching and living football.
To think that some people grew up to watching football from 1996 to 2006 for example that have never experienced that, like idk it's super weird. Same with streaks against a certain team that have went on for decades and decades, like why this season?
Twitter
lyric wasp
https://x.com/mhscdatabase/status/1764380423402946578
It's really crazy to thin...
Thats cus those didnt exist between 1991 and 2020s for sure
Montpellier didnt wait 2024 to relegate to Ligue 2
open owl
Bah écoute en tout cas we're not relegating
weak viper
https://fxtwitter.com/stopthatfooty/status/1764598155893453156?t=C8_Fj7hGEbCZ2QEbjltWGw&s=19 they think he's named chokbar 😭 😭
modern citrus
https://fxtwitter.com/stopthatfooty/status/1764598155893453156?t=C8_Fj7hGEbCZ2QE...
I cannot believe my eyes
wilfried chokbar
🔥
Twitter
IERAGYUHOVDUBZFHEORIBH
@weak viper @weak viper @weak viper
LOOOOOOK
HE COOKED
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
weak viper
https://x.com/Ligue1UberEats/status/1764644145367249105?s=20
💀
best CM of all top 5 leagues
open owl
@waxen palm I just had an angel fall out of the sky and tell me the future bro
In 2 weeks we're gonna win against you in one of the most unexpected results of the season:
MHSC goal at minute 5, a second goal at minute 12. Then we will park the bus until the 66th minute. Sagnan will make a mistake, lose the ball in the box & Barcola will score. 2-1. The last few minutes, you will push hard, we will counter attack & score the third. Crowd erupts. 3-1 win for La Paillade. We are saved.
modern citrus
<@708800869944131636> I just had an angel fall out of the sky and tell me the fu...
I just had an angel fall out of the sky and tell me the future:
Clermont will do the most unbelievable comeback ever and win all their games to come. As all the average teams grab some points toulouse and lyon drop down to relegate with metz, lyon being in the play-offs, facing rodez and losing 5-0. Next year Rodez becomes the new PSG with new investors and have 300 million budget
open owl
On signe où ?
verbal girder
"you just can't say no to Nasser, you can't say no to Qatar" bros being held hostage by a country 😭
waxen palm
<@708800869944131636> I just had an angel fall out of the sky and tell me the fu...
I prefer to stay silent
modern citrus
https://fxtwitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1764549791952908297
"sources say"
and my friend said that the nation of honduras will take over fc südtirol and take them to 10 consecutive CL wins
errant flare
Lens won 3-0 against Lyon in the 24th round of Ligue 1
At Parc Olympique Lyonnais Lens dominated Olympique Lyonnais, which eventually lost 3-0 and finished the match with 10 players after a red card for Ainsley Maitland-Niles (84'). The first goal for Lens was scored by Florian Sotoca (43'). RC Lens had a chance to strengthen its position in the table by taking advantage of the defeats of other teams. Despite several opportunities to score a goal, Lyon was not effective, and Lens took advantage of a penalty kick by Ely Wahi (53') that hit the opponent's player. In the 84th minute, Lyon lost a player due to a red card. Lens secured the victory after another goal by Kevin Danso (87') from a corner kick. With this victory, Lens moved up to 6th place in the table, while Lyon dropped to 11th place. The highest score (7.7) was given to Florian Sotoca from Lens.
waxen palm
open owl
tier list of my favourite clubs:
What's that third club you love?
weak viper
What's that third club you love?
I knew you would react like that
weak viper
Nîmes I could even put them at a local club
open owl
Also how do u not know Alès 
open owl
Nîmes I could even put them at a local club
Mais t'habites dans le Gard ?
weak viper
I know them but I just don't know them enough to put them in don't care
weak viper
Mais t'habites dans le Gard ?
À 10 min d'Arles
Toujours dans le 13
Mais je vais souvent dans le gard
open owl
Att mais t'abuses pk tu viens pas aux matchs
weak viper
Bah en vrai
open owl
Bah y a le TER
weak viper
C'est vrai que je pourrai aller les voir
weak viper
D'ailleurs quand j'étais plus jeune j'ai vu un entraînement de Montpellier
Believe it or not
C'était avec mon club de foot
De base on était censé voir l'OM
open owl
Ah bah voilà
weak viper
Mais c'était labrune président et il a annulé au dernier moment
open owl
Mais je pensais que t'étais plus loin en fait
open owl
Beau
open owl
Il me manque
weak viper
C'est pourquoi aussi Montpellier j'aime bien
open owl
La victoire 3-2 contre le PSG et le but de Camara 😍
Best remontada que j'ai vécue
Would sell my soul to see it happen again in 2 weeks
Be down 2-1 at the 80th minute then Akor scores, Khazri then scores at the 85th as a supersub
open owl
C'est pourquoi aussi Montpellier j'aime bien
Bah viens pr les matchs !!
C'est pas comme si on est à guichets fermés 💀
lyric wasp
tier list of my favourite clubs:
How do you not know FC Antibes arent you a PACA person ??
And the massive Tourcoing and its Pre-ligue 1 titles 💀
Also you dislike the emoji face logo club lmaoo
Who
Detektiv
Their prime was before WW1 under the name AS Française
half pasture
tier list of my favourite clubs:
My objective tier list
Also how do you love a club other than your own
Like in Belgium I have sympathy for KVM for example because I've got a lot of family who support them
But I don't love them
lyric wasp
Also how do you love a club other than your own
your local city probably
We all have preferences like i definitely want Dunkerque to stay up in Ligue 2
and ofc i want red star to promote because imo such an historical club belongs to professionnal football
thorn hatch
and ofc i want red star to promote because imo such an historical club belongs t...
aren't their supporters extremist and crazy?
lyric wasp
they are ig but historical clubs are still more vluable than QRM or Paris FC plastic clubs
these clubs dont have proper fanbases to begin with
thorn hatch
I want to see Racing Club de France back in the Ligue 1 one day
verbal girder
and my friend said that the nation of honduras will take over fc südtirol and ta...
sources are usually verified by l'equipe themselves
lyric wasp
<:wuf:658728835235446822>
?
lyric wasp
Ca dépend si c'est flag ou pas
solar gale
opal drift
https://x.com/actul1_/status/1764796468265656831
WHAATTTTTT
We might as well be sponsored by OnlyFans
peak geyser
Twitter
modern citrus
https://twitter.com/centregoals/status/1764908145195843699?t=zFywKy4X_P-stZfPMw_...
the rephrasing is craaaazy
worldly rose
We might as well be sponsored by OnlyFans
Remember the rumour of Chelsea geting sponsored by 🌽 hub
peak geyser
Remember the rumour of Chelsea geting sponsored by 🌽 hub
NO??? YOU HAVE TO TELL ME MORE
worldly rose
Lmfaoo you weren’t around when Chelsea lost their sponsor
There was apple I think and 🌽 hub and all typa shit
It was so funny lmao
weak viper
Also you dislike the emoji face logo club lmaoo
It's Avenir club Avignon
They were in ligue 1 before
I don't love them as much as OM but I still like them a lot
spice night
Ligue 1 McDonald’s 😭
weak viper
Bah viens pr les matchs !!
en vrai je suis à 1h15 en TER
en plus y a le tram à montpellier non?
thorn hatch
now ligue 1 haters be like 
snow nacelle
https://twitter.com/centregoals/status/1764908145195843699?t=zFywKy4X_P-stZfPMw_...
Is this real?
I just googled I guess so?
I don't have an issue with it but mcdo isn't nice in France
snow nacelle
<@708800869944131636> I just had an angel fall out of the sky and tell me the fu...
That's one delusional angel 😭
weak viper
Is this real?
well daniel riolo is a dumbass so maybe it's fake but I personally think it's real
it wouldn't surprise me
weak viper
like we did with uber eats?
snow nacelle
Cma, axa, some French company would be nice
weak viper
Cma, axa, some French company would be nice
not enough money for the league i guess
magic island
Eden Hazard to McDonald’s league here we go
open owl
en plus y a le tram à montpellier non?
Yes depuis la gare direct
waxen palm
https://x.com/actul1_/status/1764796468265656831
WHAATTTTTT
Yeah now everyone can laugh at us
Warra fall from grace from this league bro
waxen palm
now ligue 1 haters be like <:kekw:950653306018074624>
💀💀
open owl
en vrai je suis à 1h15 en TER
Ou 45min en intercités, c'est 2€ + cher mais les horaires sont bonnes
Puis direct de Saint-Roch au stade avec la ligne 1 direction Mosson
https://x.com/ligue1ubereats/status/1764923811449749959
@waxen palm tick-tock... tick-tock...
Twitter
covert smelt
Any one here Brest or Le Havre fan?!
open owl
Any one here Brest or Le Havre fan?!
I don't think there is yet, wanna become the first one??
covert smelt
Not Diehard fan but progress of Brest is just great!
open owl
Yeah I hope you're not supporting just because they're doing great 😅
Aaa stupid Dyno bot
open owl
Yeah I hope you're not supporting just because they're doing great 😅
Because (even though I wish them the best) this most likely won't last
covert smelt
Hello Guys
Myself Rudra kolhe..
I'm new here and just want all my French friends here to know that I'm very very very huge fan of FFF and I just love French football team! Ngl I literally play Ramenez coupa la mission(2018) on loop most of the time since it was released I just love FFF and want to thank you all for so much Great time I had only due to love for this game and FFF.
Lots of Love from your Diehard fan from India..
Vive la France!
🇮🇳🫂🇫🇷
open owl
Hello Guys
Myself Rudra kolhe..
I'm new here and just want all my French friend...
Welcome! You support a french club or nah? Just the national team?
covert smelt
The national Team FFF🇫🇷❤️
I'm a Bayern fan😅
open owl
Ohh I see
That's cool that's cool
You should check out Ligue 1
There's this great team called Montpellier
Great vibes amazing football
Would recommend
Current provider of depression but it's ok it's all part of the plan
covert smelt
Current provider of depression but it's ok it's all part of the plan
Offcourse there are lots of ups and downs with your team but you don't leave them cause they are our family and we never leave our family!❤️
waxen palm
https://x.com/ligue1ubereats/status/1764923811449749959
<@708800869944131636> t...
👀
Bro you're becoming a bit like pezz at this rate
You know how MHSC PSG games go nowadays
peak geyser
I don't have an issue with it but mcdo isn't nice in France
You don't have an issue? How 😭
waxen palm
waxen palm
Rare pezz dub
honest fern
Mbappe is scored
waxen palm
has*
honest fern
Sorry it's the translator
waxen palm
https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1765134102397595925?t=WhNw27a9v5goRuj1AhYERA&s=19 finally some relief.
open owl
https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1765134102397595925?t=WhNw27a9v5goRuj1AhY...
4-1 du coup
open owl
Ur actually delusional
I don't know if ur gonna score bro
I can't name one PSG player who can get thru Kouyaté-Sagnan-Omeragić
you're done for TJM
waxen palm
Damn I'm scared man 🔥🔥
open owl
nan mais imagines quand même
waxen palm
I can't wait to face the mighty Montpellier who beat us for the 2012 title
open owl
un maintien assuré par la défaite du PSG
waxen palm
🔥🔥
open owl
on l'a fait en 2010 contre l'OM
waxen palm
un maintien assuré par la défaite du PSG
😭😭
Frr on vous voit trop comme un club mid en fait
ça vise l'Europe et t'es pas sûr de te maintenir
Twitter
open owl
Bah là c'est mort l'Europe😭😭
Mais bon
Je signe direct pour une place de barragiste là
Metz s'est réveillé
open owl
Bah là c'est mort l'Europe😭😭
Tkt l'année pro
waxen palm
Tout le temps à un moment
open owl
I've been saving up to get a phone what if I just put all the money I've been saving on PSG victory
Would get me to the phone price
But what if I put all the money I've been saving on Montpellier victory
Would get me a house
at 19
rancid peak
Twitter
snow nacelle
NOOOO I slept through the match 😭😭😭
snow nacelle
https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1765134102397595925?t=WhNw27a9v5goRuj1AhY...
We made itttttt ❤️💙😍
open owl
NOOOO I slept through the match 😭😭😭
Worst feeling
For u it's justified tho it's like the middle of the night lol but
Sometimes I take a nap & I wake up after the match & it's like I simulated a game of fifa I feel so bad
https://x.com/actul1_/status/1765136877563334759 LETS GOOOOO
Twitter
open owl
https://x.com/actul1_/status/1765136877563334759 LETS GOOOOO
Moi, un montpelliérain dans une discussion concernant l'Europe:
sacred jetty
https://x.com/actul1_/status/1765136877563334759 LETS GOOOOO
Still a lot of time left with this tbh
open owl
Yes but at least for this szn
south vapor
After these last 3 games with Beraldo as CB, I ask can PSG fans share their opinion about him?
west fossil
Im here for zhegrova
covert smelt
So French Fans!
What are your views for Euro24?!
modern citrus
So French Fans!
What are your views for Euro24?!
valère germain and renaud ripart are selected for the euros, as well as gauthier hein and layvin kurzawa and they carry us to the finals, we fight khazakhstan in the final and we win 34-33 on penalties 🔥
mystic ruin
https://twitter.com/centregoals/status/1764908145195843699?t=zFywKy4X_P-stZfPMw_...
As someone that watches MLS not for messi. This news is extremely amazing to me. Now they can't call us burger league anymore.
Anyways what's your predictions for Europa and conference league french teams?
peak geyser
As someone that watches MLS not for messi. This news is extremely amazing to me....
That was what I thought
I don't call it the burger league anyway 😭
mystic ruin
I don't call it the burger league anyway 😭
Thanks man
peak geyser
Not even a bad league
thorn hatch
Anyways what's your predictions for Europa and conference league french teams?
LOSC easy win
Marseille draw or late win with Villarreal
weak viper
Is that a restriction or they're literally going there being only 16
Nah no restriction
errant flare
PSG is looking for a successor for Mbappe
Kylian Mbappe is likely to leave PSG for Real Madrid, leaving the club looking for his successor. Despite interest from PSG, Rafael Leao from AC Milan does not intend to change the club, which puts the Parisians in a difficult situation. PSG is considering other options such as SSC Napoli's Victor Osimhen or Inter Milan's Lautaro Martinez to replace Mbappe. The final decision on the transfer will likely come in the next few weeks.
vivid bluff
What yall think about OGC Nice? I remember like 1-2 months ago they were first on the league, now they fall hard.
So what yall think about the atmosphere, the team, the manager and management?
thorn hatch
What yall think about OGC Nice? I remember like 1-2 months ago they were first o...
pretty good team but not enough to be champions or to be in champions league. the fans and the management demand too much from the team and the manager.
sacred jetty
@modern citrus damn your ultras said this apparently
modern citrus
<@575299854692122624> damn your ultras said this apparently
I know
it just describes how 99% of fans are feeling
not just ultras
sacred jetty
Don't blame you
weak viper
<@575299854692122624> damn your ultras said this apparently
W
btw can your club also sell Troyes
would be great
weak viper
they killed the club
they use the club as a reserve team for city
and terrible management
look at savio
most supporters didn't even know until recently that he was actually the most expensive player of their history
and he never played a single minute for the club
he is now shining at girona and will go to city next season
sacred jetty
they killed the club
Were they massive?
sacred jetty
Yeah I get it
I don't really agree with our whole CFG model thing either
It's an interesting thing to do for sure but like eh
modern citrus
not at all
but they have renaud ripart 🔥 and nicolas de préville 😮 and xavier chavalerin 🤩
thorn hatch
Were they massive?
troyes was always like that tbh
even before city group bought them
fighting between relegation and promotion in ligue 1
their best season was when they won an intertoto cup at the start of 2000"
mystic ruin
Guessing bad ownership from CFG lol
Neglected worst than nycfc
Once troyes find a wonder kid he will get sent to girona and/or New York and then to man city before he turn 20
mystic ruin
**PSG is looking for a successor for Mbappe**
Kylian Mbappe is likely to leave...
Everytime they go for big names it never works
open owl
What yall think about OGC Nice? I remember like 1-2 months ago they were first o...
Atmosphere & fans = horrible, nissa merda, also can't fill 60% of the stadium even though the team was in 2nd place for most of the 1st half of the season. Nice is not a football city.
Team = solid but I would say they looked like they were overperforming because other teams (Marseille, Monaco, Lille, even Lens) started the season pretty badly, now that all those teams are regaining form, you can see Nice regressed. Had amazing defense but very poor attack, now both are poor 💀
No thoughts really about the manager, he's been doing a good job until 2024, & I didn't know him before Nice. Overall the team for the last decade has been pretty good, midtable at worst & top 3 at best
Team will most likely get back to winning as soon as this Friday because they face us and we are the worst team in all top 50 leagues at the moment so don't worry, we made Marseille regain form & we will do it for Nice too
lyric wasp
btw can your club also sell Troyes
NO! Keep Troyes downfall so that Dunkerque survives THEN sell Troyes 😎
And sell Lommel aswell cus i personnally dont want that club in D1 (under those circumstances*, if it wasnt owned by city id gladly accept them in D1 tho)
lyric wasp
What yall think about OGC Nice? I remember like 1-2 months ago they were first o...
They were only getting 1-0 wins and they ran out of luck
weak viper
elfin panther
errant flare
Kylian Mbappe struggles but continues impressive performances
Kylian Mbappe has problems that are not related to what people think - coach Luis Enrique. PSG advanced to the quarter-finals of the Champions League thanks largely to the contribution of Mbappe, who scored three of his team's four goals. Despite announcing his planned departure from PSG after the season, Mbappe remains committed to the game and plays a key role in the team. PSG's next steps in the tournament will be known after the draw on March 15, and the coach emphasizes that there is no additional pressure on the team that aspires to win the Champions League.
thorny saffron
Ligue 1: McDonald’s
weak viper
<@760535216086974485> la billetterie est ouverte pour lorient stv
c'est combien où t'es placé
open owl
ptdrr tu penses vraiment qu'un Montpellier-Lorient sera à un horaire autre qu'un dimanche 15h ?
sinon tu peux aussi venir pour Nantes
weak viper
ptdrr tu penses vraiment qu'un Montpellier-Lorient sera à un horaire autre qu'un...
Bah je me doute bien
Mais on sait jamais
Ça peut être à 13h
weak viper
sinon tu peux aussi venir pour Nantes
Nantes c'est mieux je pense car c'est pendant les vacances
open owl
okéoké bah chaud
en espérant que le club n'est pas rélégué d'ici le match de nantes quand même ...
weak viper
There's so much traffic rn
errant flare
PSG close to extending Zaïre-Emery's contract
Paris Saint-Germain is approaching the finalization of a new contract with Warren Zaïre-Emery, says Fabrizio Romano. The player, who will soon reach the age of majority, already has a verbal agreement with the club. This is a response to the likely departure of Kylian Mbappé, and the continuation of cooperation with Zaïre-Emery heralds a new era in the history of PSG. The current season includes 29 games, three goals and three assists, and his contract was to last until June 2025.
Source: Fabrizio Romano
vocal musk
Qlq a un lien pour le match de milan ce soir ?
thorn hatch
allez losc
west isle
Good to see David be in form, we need him to be good if we wanna win against Trinidad lol
timber knoll
hello, quelqu'un aurait un lien fonctionnel pour voir le mtatch (losc) ?
lyric wasp
Zhegrova golgol
open owl
Ptdrr jpp même le club sait qu'on va jouer dimanche à 15h @weak viper https://x.com/montpellierhsc/status/1765679231042805996
Twitter
coral dome
weak viper
MARCELINO T'ES MORT
lyric wasp
Où est passé Villarreal ?? L'arbitre n'annule plus les coups francs adverses ???
rancid peak
Twitter
lyric wasp
think we all laughed at Lens when they lost to Brest on matchday 1
only to realize that loss was normal and expected
and that everyone are going through it
open owl
how did we beat almost the same Brest team 7-0 just last season baffles me
open owl
it really makes me think football is all about luck anyway
waxen palm
#other-sports lol
west isle
How is he only 18? Hbd
thorny saffron
https://tenor.com/biRKw.gif
Real
thorny saffron
Hello?
snow nacelle
https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1765875074953822668?t=-ESeO998sPKwhom_kZQ...
Happy birthday warren!! Lots of great things ahead ❤️
snow nacelle
Lads we need to talk about what happened tonight
What happened last night now I'm curious
opal drift
Happy birthday warren!! Lots of great things ahead ❤️
Thanks bro, I really appreciate it
Speaking as if he’s going to see that message
opal drift
Lmao
rare heath
https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1765875074953822668?t=-ESeO998sPKwhom_kZQ...
warren CL a 18ans
thorn hatch
mighty haven
Nice - Montpellier is a tough one
I can't see Montpellier without taking at least one point from this game
weak viper
Nice - Montpellier is a tough one
it's either montpellier getting destroyed or a 0-0 draw
mighty haven
Congratulations for the win against Villarreal
weak viper
thx
pine roost
If om dont qualify to ucl only gattuso is to blame
Lost like 10 points with this insane team
lyric wasp
Finally OL fans will stop crying over how they carry France after OM kicks them from top 3 next week
weak viper
Lyon are gonna drop off so hard next season
lyric wasp
only way to make them shutup
weak viper
they will lose at least 30 places
lyric wasp
they will lose at least 30 places
PSG : 6th (-2)
OM : 35th (+11)
Rennes : 39th (+8)
Lille : 41st (+3)
Monaco : 65th (+8)
FC Plyon : 70th (-25)(Same level as Sparta and Antwepr)
Nice : 79th (+19)
--> ASSE and Strasbourg exit the ranking
weak viper
PSG : 6th (-2)
OM : 35th (+11)
Rennes : 39th (+8)
Lille : 41st (+3)
Monaco : 65t...
other clubs are gonna lose ranks so will probably not look like that
lyric wasp
lyric wasp
Roma fraudulous ranking asf
weak viper
then yeah surely
lyric wasp
Tottenham 43rd 💀
APOEL -40 worst loss in top 150
everything below 150 is crazy numbers but thats normal
France cant be below 120 anyway
open owl
I can't see Montpellier without taking at least one point from this game
Montpellier win you've seen it here first
mighty haven
Montpellier win you've seen it here first
I like to see unexpected results
open owl
I like to see unexpected results
Well I'm a Montpellier fan and if we don't win we're in serious relegation risk so
Needa see that unexpected result bro hahah
mighty haven
What I like about Ligue 1 is that you can see a battle even between the worst teams
open owl
Montpellier win you've seen it here first
But I'm kidding of course
If you saw our lineup you would know 5-0 loss
mighty haven
Everyone wants to remain in Ligue 1
mighty haven
I can see Montpellier winning 1 nel
open owl
Hopefully
It's been some time since we've stolen a last minute winner too
Maybe would be good
open owl
Wait wtf?
Is it me or did the Ligue 1 intro change
They removed Mbappé HAHAHHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHHAHA
They put Dembélé instead hahaha
@waxen palm beh dis donc
KICKOFF!!! WE HAVE TO BEAT NICE, THIRD TRY THIS SEASON ⚡️ ALLEZ PAILLADE! 
Nissa merda
Il peut fermer sa gueule le speaker niçois ?
Ou jsp qui
Leurs ultras là avec le micro attaché au stade
GOAAALLLLLLALLLLLLLLL
GOAALL!!!
GOALLLLLL
TODIBO OWN GOAL
HE'S LAUGHING ?
Goal Nice. 1-1.
30 fucking seconds
I hope we fucking rot in Ligue 2
rotund gull
whats happened to faraoli's tactics in recent months for them to fall off?
ofc nice being the 2nd best team in france for the first half of the season was an overperformance, but im surprised by the drop off
weak viper
Today marks the 7th anniversary of the remontada
https://twitter.com/Fuckeveryfootb1/status/1766101579508457746?t=yXYVRK5ZAkzh4CsXpQajsg&s=19 everyone like this tweet pls
Twitter
open owl
One pen and one OG tho
Shut?
Just because Nice is bad doesn't mean we shouldn't capitalize
We are ready to play champions league in my opinion
Var check for Nice for pen...?
NO PEN!
open owl
😘
Twitter
💀
WHAT THE FUCK
LEROY ON FOR CHOTARD?
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING
THATS IT
BET ALL UR LIFE ON NICE
ITS OVER
modern citrus
https://x.com/pvsportfr/status/1766205932982177868
"todibo a envoyé une pique à lecomte, en disant que même avec son csc nice va gagner. lecomte a alors répondu que falaye sacko est un meilleur défenseur que lui. todibo a alors demandé à marcin bulka de lui amener un lance-roquette"
open owl
25 MINUTES LEFTTTT😭😭😍
WHAT
JULLIEN ON FOR KHAZRI
WE ARE PLAYING 5-4-0
LMFAO
I SWEAR
TEN. MINUTES. LEFT.
TWO. MINUTES. TWO FKN MINUTES😍
Penalty for Nice.
NO PEN!!!!!
ONE MINUTE LEFT ONE LAST NICE CORNER
WHISTLE REF
WHISTLE
Nice corner...
FULL TIME!!!!!!!!
WE HAVE DEFEATED NICE! AND PROVISIONALLY CLIMB TO 12TH!
open owl
🥶🥶🥶
lyric wasp
W MONTPELLIER MUCH LOVE
open owl
Goodnight to everyone especially people who's football club won today