we have no RB
#ligue-1
weak viper
pastel sorrel
marble tapir
lyric wasp
Lille UCL Project is back!
weak viper
Goal toulouse
weak viper
Lille UCL Project is back!
this aged well
lyric wasp
France gonna drop out of top 7 if Nice plays UCL just saying
Toulouse should let Lille win to help Ligue 1
weak viper
Btw we just qualified for the quarterfinals of the gambardella
lyric wasp
pas grv on va se rattraper contre Rennes, Lens, Marseille et Reims
open owl
pas grv on va se rattraper contre Rennes, Lens, Marseille et Reims
NON
TU VAS RIEN FAIRE
TU VAS REVENIR AU SCORE.
ET MAINTENANT.
weak viper
goal reims
open owl
Toulouse can't fucking win against Monaco & Lille
Holy shit guys wake up it's not prime Madrid
Even we beat them 3-0
lyric wasp
3-1.
weak viper
open owl
Only 5 clubs left in relegation playoffs race.
modern citrus
It's over. Toulouse is out of the relegation race.
t'enflammes pas
l'horrible FC merde à 7 points du barragiste
je suis trop content
eux sont condamnés
lyric wasp
remettez nous nos 20 clubs svp
weak viper
Pen reims
modern citrus
Victoire OBLIGATOIRE ce soir ⚔️
contre l'olympitre de marcel
weak viper
@open owl
lyric wasp
la ligue a 18 clubs ca fait descendre des clubs historiques 🤡
weak viper
la ligue a 18 clubs ca fait descendre des clubs historiques 🤡
Metz Clermont clubs historiques en effet
modern citrus
la ligue a 18 clubs ca fait descendre des clubs historiques 🤡
oui des clubs extrêmement importants pour le rayonnement de la ligue 1 tels que le grandiose Clermont foot 63 et le mythique FC Merde
weak viper
Metz c'est discutable mais Clermont non
lyric wasp
attends le retour d'auxerre et saint etienne apres on verra qui devrais descendre selon toi
weak viper
Scored
weak viper
FT in all games
open owl
I feel like no one is talking about Nice drawing to fucking Clermont 0-0
these frauds don't even deserve #4
nissa merda
weak viper
weak viper
I feel like no one is talking about Nice drawing to fucking Clermont 0-0
I was about to talk about it
4 winless games streak
rich jay
Donnarumma birthday too
Are you watching
waxen palm
I can't rn but soon yes
mortal bane
Hope he keeps a cleansheet.
snow nacelle
Very nice from gouiri though to be fair
Lmao almost a second from gouiri
Meh. HT 0-1
lyric wasp
Toulouse goal was offside
tawny torrent
Mbappe got subbed off😭
weak viper
de toute facon on sait deja que la VAR dort pendant les matchs
coral dome
Égalisation dernière minute 
errant flare
Monaco won 3-2 against Lens in round 23 of Ligue 1
Thanks to Takumi Minamino's goal in added time (90+2'), AS Monaco defeated RC Lens 3-2, returning to the podium in Ligue 1. Despite Lens's brave attitude, the Japanese's goal gave Monaco the victory, despite a missed penalty by Folarin Balogun (82' ). This second consecutive away victory lifts Monaco up the league table, while Lens remain in sixth place. In the next match, Monaco will face Paris Saint-Germain, and Lens will go to Lyon. The other goals for Monaco were scored by Folarin Balogun (19') and Takumi Minamino (30'). Lens made up for the loss after goals by Elye Wahi (31') and Wesley Said (77').
open owl
Alright. Just watched Chelsea lose the EFL Cup final, can't wait for our match against OM in the Velodrome 😍😹 my life is so good😹 (fkn kms)
weak viper
of course they equalized on a last minute pen
but their fans will say that it's us who are advantaged us by the refs
on a été rétrogradé pour moins que ça hein
west isle
we won against Lens 👀
tired lance
Hope he keeps a cleansheet.
yeah nice clean sheet
west isle
expected
before i arrived here Lens had always won against Monaco
now the tide may be turning lol
waxen palm
But I liked the fact that Enrique just subbed off Mbappe like that
tired lance
before i arrived here Lens had always won against Monaco
now the tide may be tu...
yeah i mean lens are falling off
not many good players
waxen palm
think no other manager would've done the same when they see he's ghosting
open owl
Your winning XI today! Same one as the winning XI from Metz' 3-0 win last week
KICKOFF! TIME TO DESTROY MARSEILLE!
weak viper
Kickoff!
weak viper
Let him say that
open owl
TAMARIIII
weak viper
MAIS T'ES TROP NUL GIGOT
weak viper
COMMENT C'EST POSSIBLE
WHAT AN ASSIST
I knew it was a bad idea to start Gigot
Meite is way better
weak viper
OH PUTAIN ON LE FAIT
Calm down
open owl
non.
weak viper
Not even 10 min in
open owl
NOOOO
IT FUCKING HITS THE POST
FERRIIII
HOLY FUCK
THIS PRESSURE
ça me FAIT BANDER
weak viper
Close Pau Lopez OG
spark pivot
That was fast haha
errant flare
Nice drew 0-0 with Clermont in round 23 of Ligue 1
Nice goalkeeper Marcin Bułka impressed again, saving his fourth penalty of the season, confirming his solid form. Thanks to his exceptional skills, Nice drew goalless with Clermont Foot. Bułka remains steadfast in the penalty area, stopping a total of four penalties this season, including two in February 2024 alone. He also leads Ligue 1 in terms of clean sheets, keeping 14 in 23 appearances, proving his key role in the team. The penalty was taken by Shamar Nicholson (45+6').
sweet condor
Lyon gonna finish above us 😂
waxen palm
We're 11 points clear so I don't mind
weak viper
GOOOALLLL
waxen palm
Knew it lmao
weak viper
THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD
waxen palm
Ndiaye
open owl
Goal Marseille. 1-1.
open owl
🤫
weak viper
Kondogbia close
Ndiaye is so good man
Where is the foul???
Ndiaye could have scored a second goal but the ref said otherwise
Ndiaye close again
I told you he isn't a winger
open owl
Goal...
waxen palm
😂😂😂
open owl
Goal Marseille. 2-1.
weak viper
GOOAPLLLL
waxen palm
😂😂😂😂
waxen palm
You just know this Montpellier team
open owl
I RARELY SEE ONE PLAYER RESPONSIBLE FOR 2 GOALS IN 5 MINUTES
tired hawk
Lol psg
open owl
YOU FUCKING INCOMPETENT PIECE OF USELESSNESS
TV fucking off I'm not watching the second half
Ur not pissing me off any longer especially after Chelsea's cup final loss today
Gn
Omeragic not playing = loss
honest fern
Première mi temps incroyable
Désolé Montpellier 😘
modern citrus
@open owl ok
repeat after me
MARSEILLE WILL COOK MONTPELLIER ALIVE 🔥
MONTPELLIER IS SO SHIT THAT WE WILL LOSE 7-0
maybe if you say negative things
montpellier will win
open owl
There's no repeating brother we win this match 9 out of 10 matches if only we had 3 CBs in a formation with 3 fucking CBs
modern citrus
There's no repeating brother we win this match 9 out of 10 matches if only we ha...
that's because you always say montpellier will win
change it around
try
pine roost
Allezzz ommm
modern citrus
maybe it will happen
modern citrus
https://fxtwitter.com/oContextOM/status/1761839224381120881?t=ZNgwOkI49V0-A4Py05...
😂
pine roost
Trade offer:
You receive Correa and we receive Alexis Sanchez
No
I can give u sanchez for free
But correa needs to stay away
weak viper
Second half started
spark pivot
What’s the score?
weak viper
NO PEN?
Kouyaté destroyed Ndiaye
VAR CHECK
PEN
COME ON
Well done Ndiaye
Auba's shooting
SCORED
3-1
@open owl where are you
open owl
Oh they scored? Cool
weak viper
OH PUTAIN ON LE FAIT
This aged well
modern citrus
@open owl effectif de Montpellier 23/24 🔥
Benjamin Le Con
Kiki Couillesaté
Jordan Faitrien
Issiagace Sylla
D'accord Madames
Arn au nord Din
Joris Motard
weak viper
Garcia and Gueye in for Merlin and Kondogbia
open owl
Goal Marseille. 3-1.
Had to
Idk honestly I was doing some uni work
Why would I care about watching a match where we don't have the players to complete our formation?
modern citrus
@weak viper tonight it's ilimessi ndiaye
weak viper
Best player in the world
open owl
If we had Omeragić this game would've ended differently
Just saying
Enjoy the win but honestly ur not back
Sacko at CB is crazy
weak viper
Ounahi and onana on for veretout and Ndiaye
open owl
U can call me unsportsmanlike or watever but we both know this game would've ended differently if we had 3 CBs in a formation that requires 3 CBs tbh
First 5 mins we didn't need defense because we were pushing hard
weak viper
Sacko
open owl
Did I have to mention Sacko?
I've never seen a player be involved in a hattrick
Against his own team
Sacko incompetence
sudden mesa
i've been following sacko for a while now after playing a fifa match with montpellier with my friend
and now i get a message saying he's scored an own goal
open owl
SACKO YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
1 hour ago
sudden mesa
i feel betrayed without caring about the actual match
open owl
and now i get a message saying he's scored an own goal
Brother
weak viper
Meite on for Gigot
open owl
Brother
Thank god u didn't watch the game & u only received a notification
Sacko assisted 2 for Marseille & scored an own goal
sudden mesa
modern citrus
Sacko, do I have to talk?
next game mhsc rcsa
the shittiest game of ligue 1
except maybe clermont metz
open owl
next game mhsc rcsa
If we don't win I'm burning my season ticket in public
modern citrus
the reason why I think you not winning isn't worth of burning your season ticket
is because bakwa is gonna be back
and bakwa will spin sacko around and around
open owl
no
omeragic will be back
ur crazy if u think sacko is playing next game
ur delusional
no chance
modern citrus
ur crazy if u think sacko is playing next game
XDDDD
then sylla
whoever
it doesn't matter
open owl
if he plays i'm getting involved
modern citrus
bakwa could make hernandez eat the mud
but that's the last thing there is to save at strasbourg
modern citrus
i thought he took a red
yeah
only one match out
and that is brest
so he's back
let's be honest his tackle wasn't that bad
it was a red
modern citrus
but not a 3 game suspension red
open owl
ONLY ONE MATCH?
modern citrus
ONLY ONE MATCH?
yes
modern citrus
literally blatant corruption
you are not serious
open owl
ONE game for a straight red card? 😭
modern citrus
no but one game for a straight red
the tackle was not bad
open owl
then why not yellow
modern citrus
he did no harm to touré, meant no harm, was not in a 1v1
there was no reason to give him a red
modern citrus
exactly
but since the ref decided that it was a red
at least the sanction got reduced
but I have a slightly bit of hope
I have no hope whatsoever in defence
we are washed
but if vieira is logical and aligns bakwa angelo and gameiro, maybe we have a chance
when both bakwa and angelo are on the pitch, he keeps swapping wings with them, both will also often come inside, all these shenanigans lead to it being impossible to really stop tactically
open owl
anyway
That’s it. That seals the deal. I’m no longer a Montpellier fan. This team is a pure and utter embarrassment to the sport of football. I’ve been a season ticket holder for 45 years but I’m done now. I won’t watch ever again. I’m taking my support to Nimes Olympique who know how to run a team.
waxen palm
Warra fan 😂😭
open owl
Warra fan 😂😭
u would do the same without qatar
waxen palm
Lmfao not at all
Even if we get relegated
Will always support the team whether if it's in good or bad moments
modern citrus
That’s it. That seals the deal. I’m no longer a Montpellier fan. This team is a ...
you copy pasted that how many times lol
open owl
Will always support the team whether if it's in good or bad moments
issa joke bro
open owl
you copy pasted that how many times lol
how the FUCK did we lose to Marseille
tawny torrent
Twitter
open owl
Der Zak today 🔥🔥
"On est menés au Vélodrome à la 70e minute... PUTAIN BRUNO PRÉPARES MOI LEROY JE LE FAIS ENTRER AU LIEU DE SAVANIER"
"Roh putain je veux jouer à 3 DC mais j'ai que 2... ROH BRUNO DIS À SACKO QU'IL EST TITULAIRE....... EN DÉFENSE CENTRALE"
modern citrus
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1761842651735740908
when at night you make a sleep paralysis, do you see mbappé coming at you and harass you with news article
I think some people are about to overdose on mbappé news
tawny torrent
when at night you make a sleep paralysis, do you see mbappé coming at you and ha...
stop yapping
modern citrus
stop yapping
no
weak viper
I think some people are about to overdose on mbappé news
I already had enough
Most people here in this channel don't really care as well
modern citrus
Most people here in this channel don't really care as well
no one fucking cares
mbappé will go to real
what more is there to say about the matter
that he will get 2 pet snails instead of 3?
and yet we still see news alllll the tiimmeeeee
I don't even know what for
thank god he is soon gone, goodbye mbappéflix
I only really care when he plays for national team anyway and moving to madrid doesn't change his nationality
weak viper
I don't even know what for
For example I saw today that he chose to join real Madrid last December
Useless information
modern citrus
For example I saw today that he chose to join real Madrid last December
yes and we learned today that the 2022 qatar world cup was chosen to take place in qatar
weak viper
guys my agent told me that mbappé is going to real madrid
There's no way
You're trolling
modern citrus
guys my agent told me that mbappé is going to real madrid
guys my drunk uncle told me that mbappé will reduce his salary
🧐🤯🤯
open owl
mohamed boubache 🔥🔥
https://x.com/montpellierhsc/status/1761876178464280784
The link doesn't even fucking work this club needs to just liquidate entirely for its 50th birthday it's the real only solution bro
Twitter
modern citrus
https://x.com/montpellierhsc/status/1761876178464280784
The link doesn't even f...
montpellier, I don't know
but marseille man of the match is definitely falaye sacko
🔥
open owl
montpellier, I don't know
Probably Jean Louis Gasset
sterile fractal
mbappé will go to real
no?
Textor will convince him. He will come to Lyon and bring Lyon back to their prime
Mbappé is an ambitious guy. It will be to easy to join Real and dominate anything. That wouldn't be a huge and difficult challenge
weak viper
https://x.com/montpellierhsc/status/1761876178464280784
The link doesn't even f...
Vote Sacko
open owl
Vote Sacko
we all are
someone on twitter said yo guys let's all vote sacko to see what the club would do
Z'bon
weak viper
Z'bon
i just voted sacko too
i realized you don't even need an account or anything like that
covert smelt
Hello
covert smelt
pls fix the name of the city in your username
Sorry If it's Wrong I am just Trying To get Into ligue 1 and Bundesliga
weak viper
Sorry If it's Wrong I am just Trying To get Into ligue 1 and Bundesliga
no problem
covert smelt
no problem
Is It Olympic Marsille?
weak viper
you chose the good club so I can't be mad
weak viper
Is It Olympic Marsille?
Olympique de Marseille
covert smelt
Olympique de Marseille
Og My bad For the spelling
covert smelt
in english Olympic isn't wrong
Done G
open owl
i realized you don't even need an account or anything like that
no it's so bad lmfao
urban arch
wallah les gars, ca va?
empty iris
Is It Olympic Marsille?
Omerde fans can’t even spell the name right 😂😂
weak viper
Omerde fans can’t even spell the name right 😂😂
if you saw the previous messages you would have realized that he just started to get into ligue 1
empty iris
but well he could have chosen smaller clubs
Than marseille is hard to find
jaunty copper
weak viper
Than marseille is hard to find
literally any ligue 1 club is smaller
because the only one which is as big as us is in ligue 2
modern citrus
literally any ligue 1 club is smaller
the biggest ligue 1 club is obviously Clermont Foot 63 🔥🔥🔥
anyway
why are you beefing with that guy
weak viper
idk
modern citrus
don't waste your time on people like this
urban arch
literally any ligue 1 club is smaller
Nah man, les Monegasques are good
weak viper
Nah man, les Monegasques are good
i never said that they aren't
open owl
https://youtube.com/shorts/xxVs-Dom0-I
I swear this club is a joke man🤦🏻♂️😭 what is this sound choice
Tamari rizzing us up
And to think someone actually timed it
covert smelt
Montpellier releguééééé
modern citrus
@open owl
très prochainement
MHSC RCSA
le match des nuls
quel est ton pronostic
moi MHSC 4-3 RCSA
csc doukouré, hefti triplé
csc kouyaté, double csc sacko
weak viper
i'm officially going to the villareal game
weak viper
nancy in this 💀
oak root
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PSG drew 1-1 with Rennes in the 23rd round of Ligue 1
In PSG's league match against Rennes, Paris saved a point with a Gonçalo Ramos penalty against a reluctant opponent. The match ended in a 1-1 draw, despite the efforts of both teams. Despite problems with the midfield, PSG managed to maintain the tension, and Gonçalo Ramos finally saved his team by scoring a goal from the penalty spot (90+7'). Rennes lost valuable points in the race for the top five in the league. The goal for Rennes was scored by Amine Gouiri (33').
modern citrus
nancy in this 💀
xddd they are in the mud
ngl
ligue 1 and ligue 2's songs slap
and the graphics are really good I find too
just, uber eats is a lame ass sponsor name and the football could definitely be better
weak viper
just, uber eats is a lame ass sponsor name and the football could definitely be ...
Yeah
And it's ruining our image too
I remember ligue 1 Conforama
modern citrus
And it's ruining our image too
the sponsor could be as cool as it gets and we will get mocked for it
it doesn't matter
weak viper
True
weak viper
Thank god I saw someone make the same joke yesterday
weak viper
I wouldn't have understood without it
weak viper
Ligue 1 Blablacar
Not that bad tbh
Remember the mighty combo Ligue 1 Uber Eats / Domino's Ligue 2
Or maybe the name wasn't Uber Eats at that time
It was in the 2019/2020 season
Actually no
It never happened
But would have been funny
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Marseille won 4-1 against Montpellier in round 23 of Ligue 1
Olympique de Marseille triumphed over Montpellier at the Stade Vélodrome, continuing their rebuild in Ligue 1. Despite conceding an early goal by Mousa Al-Tamari (5'), Marseille dominated the game and Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang secured the team's victory with a double (43' and 62') and Iliman Ndiaye (31') with Falaye Sacko (own goal; 82'). The visit of Montpellier was an attempt to score points, but the effectiveness of Marseille's attack and defense determined the final score of 4-1. This success allowed OM to win their first Ligue 1 victory in 2024.
open owl
moi MHSC 4-3 RCSA
csc doukouré, hefti triplé
csc kouyaté, double csc sacko
HAHAHHAA
Hefti triplé le boug il déconne
C'est le seul truc qui m'a choqué
Les CSC ça va mdrrr
open owl
quel est ton pronostic
MHSC 3 - 5 RCSA, résultat qui reflète notre niveau réel
Buts pour RCSA: un CSC par défenseur puisqu'on sera en défense à 5 🔥
Buts pour MHSC: Jean Louis Gasset triplé
open owl
ligue 1 and ligue 2's songs slap
ligue 1 legit best intro in football currently
2nd best has to be europa league, that shit SLAPS
weak viper
2nd best has to be europa league, that shit SLAPS
for real
open owl
💪 𝑬𝑵𝑺𝑬𝑴𝑩𝑳𝑬, on est plus fort !
🎟️ 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑺 𝑨𝑼 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑫𝑬 pour la réception de Strasbourg
🤜 𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒙 𝒓𝒆́𝒅𝒖𝒊𝒕𝒔 dans la majorité des tribunes
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#MHSCRCSA
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Dimanche 03/03 à 15h
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CLIQUEZ SUR L'OS ZYGOMATIQUE ET FRONTAL DE KHAZRI (qui est écarté du groupe) POUR ACHETER VOS PLACES !
this club is such a meme 😭😭😭
weak viper
this club is such a meme 😭😭😭
- falaye sacko on the front 😭
open owl
5 blaireaux sur la photo et je compte pas Asterix
Hefti ça va encore mais
Sacko Khazri Jullien Leroy 🔥🔥
If you can't start in the 23/24 squad you must be rly something
anyone reading this could walk in that squad
weak viper
Why does Q$G doesn't play the same day as every other clubs for the coupe de France game?
Real question
modern citrus
Why does Q$G doesn't play the same day as every other clubs for the coupe de Fra...
because money
modern citrus
Ok but why
because all 4 games are on different days
I suppose so more people will watch the games
urban arch
Why does Q$G doesn't play the same day as every other clubs for the coupe de Fra...
trueeee they have so much leverage
errant flare
Mbappe: bonus for the Ballon d'Or and transfer to Real Madrid
Kylian Mbappe, one of the world's best strikers, is likely to join Real Madrid soon after a multi-year transfer saga. The Frenchman negotiated a special bonus for winning the Ballon d'Or, he will receive EUR 15 million for it. The decision to leave Paris Saint-Germain resulted from his ambition, the dream of winning the Champions League and winning a prestigious award. The new contract with Real Madrid includes a signing bonus of around 40 million euros, and Mbappe will have to give the club 20 percent of profits from new advertising contracts.
Source: footmercato
weak viper
**Mbappe: bonus for the Ballon d'Or and transfer to Real Madrid**
Kylian Mbapp...
stop
this is the type of news that nobody care about
weak viper
https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1762543337268040018?t=u092-t0BpakF9xpMlcS...
new meme unlocked
open owl
https://fxtwitter.com/pvsportfr/status/1762401605536686514
PTDRRRR ton club coule en Ligue 2 et tu parles d'Europe
bien culotté lui
Also "un petit tour en Europe" when your club has been missing out on Europe by a few points for the last decade (except the last few seasons) is rly not that ambitious, like bro
weak viper
https://fxtwitter.com/pvsportfr/status/1762401605536686514
PTDRRRR ton club co...
l'année prochaine: "J'aimerai ramener le MHSC en Ligue 1"
weak viper
bah deja clermont et metz sont condamnés pour moi
reste plus que lorient strasbourg nantes et vous pour les barrages
weak viper
non
open owl
Finito.
weak viper
are there ppl who are really watching that game
lyric wasp
ill watch pens if there are
weak viper
looks like an awful game
thorn hatch
strasbourg has to win this match
lyric wasp
LLLL
open owl
1-1 so far
Gift Orban lining it up...
Scored!
Lyon 2-1 Strasbourg
Cissoko scores.
Lyon (+1) 2-2 Strasbourg
waxen palm
Stop with the dots lmao 🤣
waxen palm
MHSC isn't even playing ong 💀😂
waxen palm
Oh...
open owl
Strasbourg scores,
Lyon (+1) 3-3 Strasbourg
waxen palm
A game you could draw ngl
open owl
Bro
Victoire impérative
Cherki...
Scores!
Lyon 4-3 Strasbourg
Strasbourg needs to score this to advance
waxen palm
Lyon is the first team through to the semis
lyric wasp
Editied list of prefered winners
1- Winner of Rouen/VA
3- Strasbourg
3- Winner of Rennes/Le Puy
5- Winner of Nice/PSG
7- Plyon
open owl
U guys expected strasbourg to win?
weak viper
U guys expected strasbourg to win?
no but i wanted them to win
lyric wasp
Plyon at penalties always
modern citrus
Pas de relance dimanche stp
peut pas guarantir
lyric wasp
Strasbourg last shooter should retire to SR Colmar
modern citrus
Strasbourg last shooter should retire to SR Colmar
no
lyric wasp
Understood why he missed
modern citrus
he is the reason our defense can still be called a defense
lyric wasp
why does a defender shoots a pen
modern citrus
why does a defender shoots a pen
ask vieira
lyric wasp
looks like Lille losing the shootout to Lens after sending Jose Fonte and whoever that 2nd CB was on that day
modern citrus
https://x.com/actul1_/status/1762599326558150860
MDR
no.
they couldn't score against a defense composed of a perrin who might be the worst on the ball in the team (even if he's solid), sow having his first minutes of ligue 1 football in forever, and doukouré who hasn't played in CB since over a year
do they expect to win against psg
ancient bramble
🦁🔴🔵
modern citrus
🦁🔴🔵
don't get ahead of yourself, if you play like that the next cup game you will go out
ancient bramble
w will see
urban arch
https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme...
LMAO
lunar gust
do they expect to win against psg
they expect to win UCL lmao
lunar gust
"Considéré comme l’un des meilleurs arbitres français depuis plusieurs années maintenant, Clément Turpin officiera en Ligue 2 le week-end prochain." l'un des pires*
tawny torrent
ETHAN MBAPPE COMING TO MADRID, LETS GOO
weak viper
"Considéré comme l’un des meilleurs arbitres français depuis plusieurs années ma...
*par les lensois
lunar gust
Et les Lyonnais
modern citrus
ETHAN MBAPPE COMING TO MADRID, LETS GOO
what did you drink before sleeping last night
weak viper
ETHAN MBAPPE COMING TO MADRID, LETS GOO
do you have the slightest idea of his level
because he doesn't have top ligue 1 clubs level
so no need to talk about having real madrid level
lunar gust
he'd play in mid/low clubs but his name is Mbappé
modern citrus
because he doesn't have top ligue 1 clubs level
he doesn't have ligue 1 level at all
he wouldn't stand out at quevilly-rouen métropole
tawny torrent
because he doesn't have top ligue 1 clubs level
he will play for our academy
weak viper
he will play for our academy
still
he will play for the castilla max
when he will become too old for the young team
waxen palm
ETHAN MBAPPE COMING TO MADRID, LETS GOO
yeah dream on lad
He is staying
He needs big improvement still
open owl
People still watching Ligue 1 🤣🤣 u guys missing the choc
Pompiers ⚡️ Douane
weak viper
People still watching Ligue 1 🤣🤣 u guys missing the choc
Pompiers ⚡️ Douane
crazy saw that 1 min before
weak viper
@lyric wasp for you
modern citrus
People still watching Ligue 1 🤣🤣 u guys missing the choc
Pompiers ⚡️ Douane
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
weak viper
https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFootAfrique/status/1497896899742945288?t=n_Wtqu7i-aQ_xpONyvRl1Q&s=19 @open owl ???
lyric wasp
<@643418821394432021> for you
W
modern citrus
https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFootAfrique/status/1497896899742945288?t=n_Wtqu7i-aQ_x...
HAHAHHAHAHHAA
messi saw his yee yee ass haircut and was like, never swapped shirts with someone with this kinda haircut, let's do it
open owl
https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFootAfrique/status/1497896899742945288?t=n_Wtqu7i-aQ_x...
WAIT WTF HAHAHAHHAHA
this has to be AI
it's AI right?
weak viper
https://fxtwitter.com/oContextOM/status/1762915900267618458?t=Fy45tAQVvzqxDHxNYghaMw&s=19 This is the type of fans we are beefing with
I hope he was joking
open owl
LMFAO
lyric wasp
VALENCIENNES ROAD TO THE SEMIS
open owl
idk how Valenciennes is doing this in CdF
they are 100% going back to National
15 points in 26 games is diabolical 💀
open owl
we're all laughing but Valenciennes is actually doing it 💀
2 minutes left
ROUEN
PENALTY
PENALTY
weak viper
pen or not then
open owl
idk rewatching the video it's a bit eh
but ref decided it's a pen
Rouen player shaking
SAVE
SAVED
GOAL
he scores on the rebound
weak viper
ok im watching the game
zealous swan
gg rouen
open owl
really bad penalty
zealous swan
Yo, I totally called it! Bet this match would end in a draw, and guess what? I'm hyped 'cause I nailed it!
weak viper
there we go
im watching it live
+10 though 💀
FT
on to pens
third game to pens in a row for rouen
VA shooting first
scored
0-1
zealous swan
Miss for Rouen
open owl
LOOOOLLLL
weak viper
tf was that
open owl
IM CRYINH
open owl
FUCK
open owl
did you see that run
YRES
open owl
SONIC AHH
weak viper
stop trying to shoot like messi
with no run
everyone miss when they shoot like that
zealous swan
stop trying to shoot like messi
they're in D3 and last in French D2 and they're trying this 🥱
open owl
John Cena in goal
zealous swan
😂
weak viper
ROUEN MISS
open owl
HIT STHE BAR
weak viper
4th taker
spark pivot
3 misses wow
zealous swan
last
zealous swan
gg va
weak viper
scored
spark pivot
Valenciennes is massive
weak viper
VA through
spark pivot
The flares on the field 😭
weak viper
The flares on the field 😭
don't type asse-auxerre relegation playoffs highlights
and go to the end of the game
lyric wasp
LE GRAND VALENCIENNES CONTINUE SON EPOPEE VERS L EUROPE
weak viper
LE GRAND VALENCIENNES CONTINUE SON EPOPEE VERS L EUROPE
imagine
ils gagnent la coupe
et descendent en national
open owl
don't type asse-auxerre relegation playoffs highlights
@spark pivot
spark pivot
don't type asse-auxerre relegation playoffs highlights
Do I even want to know what happened? 😅
open owl
Do I even want to know what happened? 😅
watch i sent
and you don't wanna watch Montpellier-Nantes from last season
(i was there)
(it was a big problem)
spark pivot
<@692489471874302014>
Wtf?! That so dangerous
spark pivot
(i was there)
Were you hurt?
weak viper
Were you hurt?
he isn't talking about that game
open owl
Were you hurt?
No I wasn't at the pitch invasion match that I sent the video of, I was at another match where there were problems with flares too
spark pivot
he isn't talking about that game
I’m clearly misremembering 😭 so many incidents
spark pivot
No I wasn't at the pitch invasion match that I sent the video of, I was at anoth...
Yeah I meant the game you were at.
open owl
when your ultras insulted the players?
Yes, they had big insults/slurs shown, but what I was talking about was that during this match too, the entire ultras section was closed, & they entered in by force & rushed in & started throwing flares on the pitch & players
Players were evacuated & the game was stopped for a good 20-25 mins
weak viper
and you lost 3-0 iirc
weak viper
ah i remember now
open owl
no it was Wahi & Khazri
sorry I just default to saying "Savanier" whenever we talk about red cards
💀
weak viper
sorry I just default to saying "Savanier" whenever we talk about red cards
understandable
he is a very good player when he wants to but he takes too many red cards
open owl
Yeah I meant the game you were at.
@weak viper
I found it
I sped it up cause it was super long
spark pivot
he is a very good player when he wants to but he takes too many red cards
Bro really needs to work on that
open owl
Bro really needs to work on that
nah all good his last red card was like 10 months ago
we chill
spark pivot
nah all good his last red card was like 10 months ago
How many overall does he have?
spark pivot
8 straight
8 straight?! Damn..
modern citrus
rip my tiktok days
bro there was something comical when you sped it up
weak viper
8 straight?! Damn..
most of them are just because he has a violent behaviour
modern citrus
do the same, with the same music, with a 15min clip of valère germain running around sped up to be compressed within 30sec
open owl
hahaahha
yeahh i know I heard that
sometimes this song pops up when i'm on autoroute
instant skip
modern citrus
@open owl let's redo the lyrics
mitroglou
valère germain
actually idk what to type
open owl
Mais😭
modern citrus
@open owl on another note can you please start sacko
next game
he will do a great job against bakwa! I promise!
weak viper
btw @open owl who won mhsc motm against us?
open owl
U know we have 4 centrebacks on our team rn
Kouyaté-Omeragić-Sagnan-Jullien
weak viper
I helped and voted sacko
i did too
open owl
Kouyaté-Omeragić-Sagnan-Jullien
2 are injured, and 1 is suspended
modern citrus
Kouyaté-Omeragić-Sagnan-Jullien
oh yes great idea play kouyaté left back and jullien right back
open owl
btw <@737877645903134862> who won mhsc motm against us?
Tamari unfortunately not Sacko
open owl
oh yes great idea play kouyaté left back and jullien right back
No I'm listing them
modern citrus
sacko deserved it
open owl
I'm listing all our CBs
spark pivot
most of them are just because he has a violent behaviour
Glad he’s got that a bit under control now
modern citrus
No I'm listing them
isn't tchato a cb option
modern citrus
oh
open owl
1m43cm Tchato isn't a CB option
spark pivot
I’m trying to move back to Lille
weak viper
Tamari unfortunately not Sacko
sacko should have won for the memes but on a real note tamari is the only one that could have won it
he scored a goal
spark pivot
Will I become the biggest Lille supporter? We’ll see 
weak viper
the rest of the team did nothing
modern citrus
he's 1m82
modern citrus
consider this
open owl
U can't just say they can play there cause they played once or twice before
modern citrus
gary medel has been 1m71 all his life and he's a CB
open owl
Well either way
Tchato never starts for us anyway
U want him to start in an absolutely important match and out of position
💀
Bro wants to win the match
modern citrus
Tchato never starts for us anyway
considering hefti and sacko's amazing performances he should
open owl
considering hefti and sacko's amazing performances he should
He should against u guys yes
But as RB
With 4 atb
. Nordin-Adams-Tamari
. Fayad-Savanier-Chotard
Sylla-Sagnan-Kouyaté-Tchato
4-3-3 classic
U can call me crazy but I think Adams is gonna come back against u guys
modern citrus
He should against u guys yes
I know hefti is a hefty weight to swallow
but
I still hope he or sacko starts
modern citrus
. Nordin-Adams-Tamari
. Fayad-Savanier-Chotard
Sylla-Sagnan-Kouyaté-...
no ferri???
open owl
Ferri probably instead of Fayad but idk
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Twitter
I WAS WONDERING WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT
modern citrus
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
https://x.com/actul1_/status/1762972509337469166
WHAT
LMAOOOO
open owl
I SWEAR I SAW THAT BUT I WAS SO CONFUSED
weak viper
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
https://x.com/actul1_/status/1762972509337469166
lmaoo
spark pivot
Genius move
modern citrus
https://fxtwitter.com/ActuL1_/status/1762755206071164999
bardeli passes to mbappé, back to griezmann, fantastic combination to camavinga lobs to bardeli BARDELI GOAL
lyric wasp
https://fxtwitter.com/ActuL1_/status/1762755206071164999
Common W DUnkerque
open owl
https://x.com/actul1_/status/1762813241992868205
@modern citrus FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKK
Twitter
FOR FUCKS SAKE
STEPHANIE FRAPPART
modern citrus
STEPHANIE FRAPPART
boy
she will find a way to fuck us both
she is famously horrible to us
spark pivot
She’s probably only going to ref the women’s games
open owl
She’s probably only going to ref the women’s games
I don't mind women referees at all & I'm actually a bit surprised on why women referees are very rare in men's football because for understanding and applying rules of the game there's rly no distinction between men and women.
But Frappart is beyond the discussion of men and women's refereeing, it's just that she is completely incompetent. I fail to believe there's no better female refs there's no way
spark pivot
I don't mind women referees at all & I'm actually a bit surprised on why women r...
Oh damn I misread the tweet. I have a bad headache right now😭 because they simply haven’t been given that opportunity until very recently.
As time goes on there will be more, I’m sure of it
covert smelt
prépare toi a voir le puy foot perdre @open owl
j'annonce 5-0 pour rennes les amis
screenez
retenez.
open owl
Rennes score. 1-0.
open owl
Pas de défaite écrasante aujourd'hui pour Rennes malheureusement
open owl
Bourigeaud makes it two for Rennes. 2-0.
GOAAALLLLL LE PUY
THE COMEBACK IS ON!!!! IT'S 2-1!
open owl
Bourigeaud scores. 3-1.
weak viper
+ 2 ans d'interdiction de déplacement 💀 💀
Actually no it's not that but still I hate UEFA
weak viper
https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1760767033006850354 we have to redo this next thursday
lyric wasp
Tt ça pour se faire tabasser par molde
urban arch
waxen palm
urban arch
https://fxtwitter.com/PSG_inside/status/1763489628135334133?t=kq0jNmmlPXoYsPJp_6...
3-1 to ASM ❤️
waxen palm
We'll see
urban arch
ASM are on fire this season
weak viper
Sure but you've had a tough bad run of games before Nice
also nice is currently shit
urban arch
We beat Lens
weak viper
tbh nobody is dominating for the second place
monaco is not that good
nice are trash
brest can choke
lens are bad too
open owl
our entire league is bad
weak viper
our entire league is bad
true
open owl
i can't name one club that's performing well except brest
every club is having a disappointing season even PSG
weak viper
if you win just 3 or 4 games in a row you can be back in the race to europe
open owl
every club is having a disappointing season even PSG
at the beginning of the season
weak viper
every club is having a disappointing season even PSG
brest
open owl
i can't name one club that's performing well except brest
yea except brest^
urban arch
its Ligue 1 man, what else do you expect ? T'as pas le meme spark que Bundesliga cette saison
open owl
bah parfois t'as des spark
urban arch
ou la
open owl
20/21 c'était bien
Lille champions, Montpellier top 8 à 4 points de l'europe
Nîmes relegated
urban arch
ah ouais je sais ca mais je parle suelement du saison 23/24
weak viper
on est 9eme et on est à à peine 10 pts du 2ème
urban arch
oui c'est pire wallah
thorny saffron
Mbappe
urban arch
thorny saffron
Fr
fair light
Sa stream les matchs ici?
waxen palm
Non
Même pas la peine de demander
Finally Ramos starts
Mukiele and Beraldo on CB partnership
Lyon facing Valenciennes on the other hand 💀
urban arch
urban arch
<@287459415190405120> YOU FILLED YOUR STADIUM?????
Oui c'est un match dur
weak viper
<@287459415190405120> YOU FILLED YOUR STADIUM?????
Just saw that I think it's the first time I see a full Louis II
modern citrus
Just saw that I think it's the first time I see a full Louis II
same
but even still
you only hear psg fans
XD
urban arch
wintry swift
