ligue-1

[modern citrus]

the one player we need to play every game

all the others are replacable

just not bakwa

[open owl]

ALLEZ PAILLADE!!!! MHSC-METZ IS ONE OF THE ONLY MATCHES WE CAN WIN!

[modern citrus]

we are so fucked

[modern citrus]

ALLEZ PAILLADE

NIQUEZ LES MESSINS

LES MESSINS SONT DES COCHONS

[open owl]

GOAAALLLLL

[snow nacelle]

Dude

[open owl]

GOAAAALLLLLLLL

GOALLLLL GOAL GOAL

[snow nacelle]

What happened I saw the notif

[open owl]

SYLLA!!!!

[marble tapir]

Damn bro

[snow nacelle]

3 min damn

[marble tapir]

The game didn't even start

[snow nacelle]

Even kylian noticed ^

[open owl]

I KNOW I swear TO GOD I know my team

I JUST sent a message to my friend

Montpellier to score in the first 10 minutes

[marble tapir]

😭

[snow nacelle]

Lovely

See that's what happens when u attend games not late

[modern citrus]

@open owl how did u score xddddd

[open owl]

Lmfao

[open owl]

Bro Metz is SHIT

[modern citrus]

ez

[weak viper]

...

[open owl]

They didn't cross our half once

This is the first time

& they're retreating back to defense

[snow nacelle]

😭😭😭

[open owl]

Imagine acting like a hooligan ultra but ur from the city of METZ 😭😭😭

[modern citrus]

lmfao

FC merde fans

can't expect much

[open owl]

This ultra show down is so entertaining

Metz acting like hooligans

Our ultras: "Metz Metz on t'encule"

Metz respond "Paillade Paillade on t'encule"

The entire stadium boos and starts chanting "Ici c'est la Pailladeee"

Woah

Potential pen Metz

No pen

Mikautadze miss of the season

[weak viper]

metz almost scored

[modern citrus]

ez

[open owl]

Ok bye i'm gonna go

Goal Metz, offside tho clear

CHOTARD WHAT A SHOT ONCE AGAIN saved by an amazing save

Against Lille he did the same

[weak viper]

rennes scored

[open owl]

Var Metz for pen

No pen

VAR, PEN FOR US?

Var over no pen

How Toulouse winning against Monaco bruh

[marble tapir]

goalll

yesssss

what a free kick

[open owl]

Var pen for Metz?

No pen

[marble tapir]

sierro i wanna kiss u

[open owl]

SAUVETAGE SUR LA LIGNE CHOTARD

[lyric wasp]

Nantes nooo

[open owl]

HALF TIME! DOMINANT half overall, Metz had some dangerous chances including us having to do a goal line clearance, but overall it's all lucky counter attacks.

Continue like that and score early in the 2nd half and we good

[marble tapir]

monaco has been shit this first half

im surprised

i hope things wont change in the 2nd

[open owl]

Top Corn sponsored by Stade de la Mosson

[marble tapir]

advertising

ban

[open owl]

Lmfao at half time we have this show sponsored by our casino sponsor where u have to hit the crossbar to win 10k

U have 3 tries

This guy hit it 3/3 times

Bro bagged 30k

[snow nacelle]

Fr?

R u that guy

[open owl]

Yea

No

[snow nacelle]

Please share w us

[weak viper]

same at marseille but you only have 1 attempt lmao

[open owl]

[open owl]

The club probably taxes 80%

we r poor

[marble tapir]

No way

[open owl]

Metz fans prefer not to watch their team

Understandable tbh

They put a wall

[weak viper]

goal monaco

lucky goal

[marble tapir]

fuck

[open owl]

GOAAALLLLLL

GOALLL GOALLLL

SAGNAN!!! SECOND HEADER GOAL FROM A CENTREBACK IN 2 MATCHES

[weak viper]

goal rennes

goal clermont

2-1

toulouse close

hits the post

[marble tapir]

goal

rennes

[weak viper]

fuck

terrier brace

goal toulouse

1-2

monaco are really shit

[marble tapir]

golazoooooo

yessssss

[weak viper]

balogun off

flop of the season with wahi imo

red card clermont

caufriez

deserved one

[lyric wasp]

Go Touolouse!!

[open owl]

GOAAAALLLLLP

GOAALLLLLL

IT'S THREE

[marble tapir]

YESSSS

YESSSSSSS

omgg

finally

what a W

[west isle]

I continue to be cursed

[open owl]

I TALKED TO TAMARI

and he blew me a kiss at the end

[modern citrus]

W

[open owl]

And he told me "Ahh if I didn't give my jersey earlier I would've given it to you"

Bro he's so fucking nice

We spoke in jordanian arabic

[marble tapir]

you're jordanian ?

[open owl]

I was born here (in France) but I'm originally syrian and jordanian/syrian arabic dialect is very similar

[marble tapir]

Ohhh nice

So bte7keh 3arabeh?

[open owl]

Akeed habibi haha

Next match I'm bringing a marker so he could sign my shirt idk why I didn't bring one today

He's so down to earth bro

[marble tapir]

Nicee nicee 😂

U Syrians and Jordanians r brothers to us ❤️

[open owl]

💙 where u from bro?

[marble tapir]

Lebanon

[open owl]

Ohh nice

7lou

[pseudo island]

Flop

Strasbourg were so bad recently

lost to lorient for the first time ever

at home

Mohamed bamba is a baller

[weak viper]

goal reims

diakité

1-0

[covert smelt]

GOAAAAAL

REIMS

DIAKITE

REVIENS

A SON PRIME

par contre force a strasbourg mdr

[covert smelt]

OUI OUI OUI

AVIS SUR LE MATCH GOATESQUE DE RENNES ?

ptn j'aime trop reims alors que je suis rennais

[pseudo island]

Mohamed bamba le top buteur depuis la reprise quand meme

5 buts

devant mbappé

ah non jo en a marqué 6

[weak viper]

lens equalizer

saïd

1-1

[pseudo island]

said > wahi

david clears both tho obviously

[weak viper]

HT

[lyric wasp]

Cmon Reims

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1759267412480757867?t=2w2fC4ZuSKmNSncHYfo1-Q&s=19

ref?

[weak viper]

ref is not the problem there

VAR is blind

[marble tapir]

Predictions for OM Brest tonight

[weak viper]

we losing

[marble tapir]

Damn

Idk why Marseille have been shit in Ligue 1 since the start of this year

4 games 0 W 2 D 2 L

Not the Marseille we know

[weak viper]

1/ a lot of players at the afcon
2/ many injuries
3/ gattuso is shit
4/ no style of play

and we're lucky our defence is good

what a miss diakité

almost 2-1

[marble tapir]

Damn

Gattuso ain't doing good ?

[weak viper]

• i forgot blind VAR and that we are very unlucky

[weak viper]

i can't remember our last good game

maybe lorient

[marble tapir]

Damn

Crazy

[weak viper]

also he is obsessed with the 4-3-3 formation while our best games with him are when we used 3-4-1-2

and he puts players at wrong positions

like ndiaye

he keeps playing him at RW

while he is a CAM/ST

[marble tapir]

Ahh

I thought Gattuso was smarter than that tbh

Sad to see u guys performing like this

And tying against Shakhtar

[modern citrus]

this is bullshit

bakwa got sent off for a tackle that was 4x softer than this

honestly I wish he just went full on and broke touré's ankle

this is legit the first time I wished an injury on any player

but touré is an absolute shithouse

[covert smelt]

ptn lenss

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/InfosOM_/status/1759289089579221349?t=DFicUDfF976YKUpKBlMzfQ&s=19

https://fxtwitter.com/InfosOM_/status/1759289386259099688?t=TA7-a_CkfGOditSX5j2HEg&s=19

[weak viper]

Kickoff

Mounié close

No card???

Lala high kicked Garcia

Nvm he got a yellow

I'm killing myself

How can you waste a fk like that

VAR sleeping again

Should have been a pen on Ndiaye

[open owl]

How's it going @weak viper I just got out of the shower

U guys dominating?

From ur messages it looks like it

[weak viper]

50/50

Balanced game

[open owl]

Can u plz eat like 4 red cards

So we can have a chance next week

🧡💙

thank u

[weak viper]

Wtf did we just do

We are scaring ourselves

[weak viper]

HT

0-0

[honest fern]

Les gars première mi-temps PITTORESQUE

[sweet condor]

Wow nice

[weak viper]

Tu sais qu'est-ce que ça ve dire pittoresque au moins?

Parce que si tu l'utilise là ça a aucun sens

[honest fern]

Oui Complètement Nul a c***r

[weak viper]

(Je sais que tu voulais dire piteuse hein)

[modern citrus]

PITTORESQUE

HHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

CEST POUR ME TERMINER

@honest fern c'est pitoyable mon vieux 😭

pas pittoresque

[weak viper]

Oui voila

Pittoresque c'est pour un petit village

Pour dire qu'il est charmant ou quoi

[modern citrus]

pittoresque c'est un endroit minion, charmant, enchanteur

genre un paysage est pittoresque

un village

un jardin

une mi-temps pittoresque

XDDDDD

faut que qqun fasse dessiner ça par chatgpt

pour le faire bégayer

[honest fern]

Faux que j'aille dormir
Mon daron me menace

[modern citrus]

je te souhaite une nuit pittoresque

😂

[broken lotus]

No clue why I'm watching brest play marseille at 2 in the night but it's good stuff

[errant flare]

Reims drew 1-1 with Lens in round 22 of Ligue 1

The match between Reims and Lens ended in a 1-1 draw after a controversial decision by the referee. Despite goals scored by Wesley Saïd for Lens and Oumar Diakite for Reims, neither team achieved victory. Despite Lens' chances to get three points, the match was inconclusive, and Reims stopped a series of two defeats in a row. The referee's decision and several key moments determined the final result, which did not satisfy either team.

[honest fern]

Bonjour qui êtes vous ?
Mon fils me dit que vous l'insultez

[weak viper]

Second half started

[lyric wasp]

ratio

[modern citrus]

hein

[lyric wasp]

il floppe

[modern citrus]

😂😂😂

[lyric wasp]

il se fait passer pour son propre daron genre prank 2012 crazy

[modern citrus]

il a appelé son daron parce qu'il a mal utilisé "pittoresque"

jpp

[lyric wasp]

il fait semblant*

il a cru ca allait mettre une pression ou jsp quoi

[modern citrus]

je serais pas étonné si c'est vrai

[weak viper]

Great pass from clauss

[modern citrus]

fun fact

if you had to pronounce him in alsatian

it would be yonathane claoss

[weak viper]

Bah c'est sûr

Et même si c'est vrai on s'en fout un peu

[modern citrus]

oui mdr

mais c'est marrant quand même

[weak viper]

Oui

So close to mounié goal

OMG

Mbemba goal line clearance

Offside anyway

REF

THAT IS A RED CARD

HE ELBOWED HIM

IT'S A RED FOR MOUNIÉ

COME ON

Auba in for Sarr

[sweet condor]

Bro don't give me hope

I'm not even watching the game this time

[weak viper]

Why are we not dominating despite being one player up

[sweet condor]

As usual

[weak viper]

Luis Henrique and Kondogbia on

Ounahi and Harit off

[waxen palm]

How are you not ahead yet

[sweet condor]

3 vs 2 counter and still fuck up

[open owl]

BREST

GOAL 😭

[sweet condor]

Lol

[waxen palm]

????

[open owl]

LEES MELOU

[sweet condor]

Shoot me

[waxen palm]

😂😂😂😂😂

[waxen palm]

LET'S LAUGH AT OW 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[sweet condor]

Plz do

[weak viper]

Gattuso haram ball strikes again

[lyric wasp]

LMAO

[modern citrus]

man I'm dead

[waxen palm]

😂😂😂😂😂

[sweet condor]

I'm a Clermont fan now

[weak viper]

Why are y'all acting surprised tho

[sacred jetty]

Lol Marsille are losing?

[open owl]

Cause they played with 10 players for the last 30 mins?

[sweet condor]

No

[weak viper]

DEGAGEZ GATTUSO PUTAIN DE MERDE

[sacred jetty]

Bruh wtf how are they losing to 10 men and not even look convincing

[lyric wasp]

REAL MADRID ARE SCARED

Just swap Nice and Lille and we're perfect and stop the count

[open owl]

I unironically sometimes wonder how is Brest doing this shit

[waxen palm]

@tawny torrent better be a warning

[open owl]

I mean yes I know crazier shit happened like when we became champions

[tawny torrent]

Whats going on

[weak viper]

You expected us to score??

[tawny torrent]

why are brest second?

[weak viper]

Are you crazy

[open owl]

guys is it time to look at our pre-season predictions

[waxen palm]

They're cooking bro 🔥🔥

UCL is happening

[hollow kiln]

Momo Henni will break his TV again lmaooo

[open owl]

Ouais

Ouais

[hollow kiln]

Pour ou contre ?
https://fxtwitter.com/FranceRMCF/status/1759291447340056589

[lyric wasp]

UCL at Francis le blé

[open owl]

we all thought Brest was relegating 6 months ago

how the FUCK is this happening

[tawny torrent]

Who am I meant to be scared off

PSG isnt even playing

[hollow kiln]

They’re cooking this year

[open owl]

it was an early season joke but with 12 matches left this is not sounding like much of a joke anymore...

[open owl]

mets fx devant twitter

[hollow kiln]

Pourquoi ?

[open owl]

comme ça on voit le tweet sur discord

comme ça : https://fxtwitter.com/FranceRMCF/status/1759291447340056589

[hollow kiln]

Ah bien vu frère

[open owl]

ouee

[hollow kiln]

Mais perso tant que le PSG nous aide à écraser le football j’dis pas non

[tawny torrent]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1759325647619461222

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

🚨🎖️| Real Madrid held discussions with Leny Yoro’s entourage.

The player planned to join PSG in the winter. Everything is still open. @Santi_J_FM

Twitter · Feb 18, 2024, 9:14 PM

[waxen palm]

Brest ofc

[tawny torrent]

You aint serious right

[weak viper]

FT

[waxen palm]

Damn serious right there boy 🔥

[open owl]

we are

[hollow kiln]

Marseille is washed

[weak viper]

No way

[tawny torrent]

What has happened to football 🫣

[hollow kiln]

Mbemba couldn’t save OM

[hollow kiln]

We have to sign him

For the future of our defence

[waxen palm]

OW DOWNFALL HERE WE GO 🔥😂😂

[hollow kiln]

PSG has Beraldo that’s not enough ?

[weak viper]

Maybe if we got the pen on Ndiaye the game would have been different

[hollow kiln]

Yoro will destroy himself if he goes to PSG

[weak viper]

But even at 11vs8 we wouldn't have scored

[modern citrus]

@weak viper les chants marseillais

jpp

[hollow kiln]

They are washed

More washed than Castilla

[weak viper]

On a brûlé la commanderie pour moins que ça hein

Je veux Gattuso viré dans les prochaines 24 heures

[hollow kiln]

Que bon à ça mdrrr

[modern citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-png-speech-bubble-gif-26086226

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1759214941800734852?t=jtZNCD-gRxZPqSMFETFpYQ&s=19

LMFAOOOOO

[hollow kiln]

Bruh

[waxen palm]

Waiting for that Momo Henni post game reaction

We will be there

[hollow kiln]

How can I have a value of 2-4 M

[modern citrus]

oh my oh my

mo henni

[hollow kiln]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[broken lotus]

Brest got robbed but still somehow managed to win

[modern citrus]

this will be crazy

[broken lotus]

Om are truly finished

[open owl]

Les 8 derniers matchs de l’OM :

Nul 1-1 vs Montpellier
Victoire 1-0 vs Thionville (N3)
Défaite vs Rennes
Nul 2-2 vs Monaco
Défaite 1-0 vs Lyon
Nul 1-1 vs Metz
Nul 2-2 vs Shakhtar
Défaite 1-0 vs Brest

[hollow kiln]

Like Barcelona

[hollow kiln]

So 1-4-3

[broken lotus]

When did brest start cooking like this lmao

[hollow kiln]

That’s a$$

[hollow kiln]

Since the beginning of the year

[weak viper]

#GattusoOUT NOW

[hollow kiln]

But you won nothing since 2011 that’s not normal

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/oContextOM/status/1759333773307433291?t=InohQ-dKV-SRYVFIMLqGBw&s=19 literally every OM fan reaction

[weak viper]

2012 and yeah that's not normal

[open owl]

Victory is against a 5th division team

[hollow kiln]

Real Madrid since 2011 that’s
5 UCL
4 LaLiga
5 European Supercup
5 Club World Cup
3 CdR
5 Spanish Supercup

So that’s 27 trophies

[open owl]

0 Ligue 1

Montpellier since 2011:

1 Ligue 1

Just sayin

[hollow kiln]

OW since 2011

1 dead competition aka French League Cup

[hollow kiln]

But Real Madrid dosen’t play in France

Just sayin

[waxen palm]

think it was FIFA related

[open owl]

not my problem

montpellier does

[waxen palm]

Goal PSG. 3-0.

Vitinha.

[hollow kiln]

No that’s because this cup was washed so they make this dissapear

@waxen palm what do you think about PSG this season

[open owl]

R u serious

[supple matrix]

Abc

Xp

Xp

Xp

[open owl]

Bro said 4-0 Metz 😭😭😭 i'm crying

[pine roost]

Im so done with om

Im literally so done

[open owl]

Force

But not too much, you will be losing next sunday

[pine roost]

Thank god there is milan because i legit can’t believe om is this trash

In 10 against brest

Nothing

Not even 1 goal

[covert smelt]

ligue 1 is not real

[open owl]

?

@weak viper UR DEAD 😭😭😭 LOOK AT SAGNAN'S LOOK HE'S SO READY FOR MARSEILLE

[lyric wasp]

@weak viper i need your help

whats the most humiliating thing you think has happened to OM ?

(i need to stfu someone)

[lyric wasp]

Goal Metz. 4-0.

[waxen palm]

Good around results ngl this season overall but midfield lacks tbh

UCL was also a problem

qualified just

[snow nacelle]

😭😭

Wow brest man

[open owl]

are u preparing for ur match against Metz?

why is EVERYONE mocking me😭😭😭

U will all see when Montpellier wins the champions league

everyone will be crying

we'll be turning "Goal Brest. 2-0." to "Goal Real Madrid. 5-1. They at least scored one goal in the final."

(i am literally the most delusional person on this globe)

[weak viper]

Every time we were knocked out by national 3 sides

[weak viper]

Day 2 of asking Gattuso to leave my club

Il s'agirait d'aller se faire foutre à un moment

[modern citrus]

the probleme is bigger than just the coach lol but Gattuso is not the man

just, he has to bring longoria and benatia with him

oh and zeroual

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/OM_lnside/status/1759526784121414038?t=Jk1-nnf129vlqL-vXITiHg&s=19 YESSSSS

https://fxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1759536005210652691?t=kLlwt2CJZE7YsKGZ_2bDwA&s=19

💀 💀

[errant flare]

PSG are approaching the transfer of Yoro before Real

Paris Saint-Germain are approaching the acquisition of Leny Yoro, which may mean that they will overtake Real Madrid in this transfer. According to journalist Romain Collet-Gaudin, the club from Paris is now in a better negotiating position. Lille prefer to sell the player abroad, which may not favor PSG, especially considering the role of the player's agent, Jorge Mendes. The young defender is valued at EUR 60 million and his contract expires in 2025, which makes his transfer more and more likely.

Source: transfery.info / Romain Collet-Gaudin [Twitter] | Andrés Onrubia Ramos [AS]

[modern citrus]

lmfao that's even worse

[mortal bane]

[viral hill]

Galtier a marseille askip ☠️

[weak viper]

non gasset

[sweet condor]

Why gasset wtf

Didn't he get sacked during afcon

[viral hill]

l'equipe dit galtier

[weak viper]

l'equipe c'est pas fiable

et puis y a litteralement marqué sur le 2ème article "gasset devrait être nommé entraîneur"

[viral hill]

gasset il est nul no?

[open owl]

Are you shitting me

Here we go again Montpellier is FC Relance

FOR FUCKS sake couldn't they wait 1 week

[hollow kiln]

Bien guez

[weak viper]

j'ai jamais dit le contraire

[open owl]

Gasset lasted like half a season with us

[viral hill]

pk vous prenez un nul?

va tout casser au centre d'entrainement

[open owl]

Can confirm we nearly got relegated

[weak viper]

Tu veux qu'on prenne qui

[open owl]

Nagelsmann est officiellement une sardine 🐟

[viral hill]

jsp lol il est termine votre club 😭

[weak viper]

Ghislain printant assistant manager 💀 💀

[open owl]

U kno u might win 5-0 against us

And then Gasset becomes prime Mourinho

[lyric wasp]

https://youtu.be/EymrKfFPP_8?si=cJgwgIcBTwUOYmhK

[hollow kiln]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[covert smelt]

So mbappe going to RM? That’s the lead candidate right?

[snow nacelle]

I'm the back up candidate if they fail to sign

[covert smelt]

^^^ read this on fotmob this morning. Best of luck

[snow nacelle]

Thanks! Hope they offer me a good contract 🤞

[covert smelt]

🥲

[errant flare]

Mbappe close to Real Madrid

Kylian Mbappe is close to moving from PSG to Real Madrid, a move expected to be announced by club president Florentino Perez. The transfer saga has been going on for a long time, and information indicates that the Frenchman will leave PSG after his contract expires at the end of June 2024. Despite interest from other clubs such as the English giants and Barcelona, ​​it looks like Mbappe will choose Real Madrid. Transfers in football often arouse great emotions, and this one may be a breakthrough for the history of this sport.

Source: sport.pl / footmecato.net / Media

[opal drift]

Fun fact of the day: OM is closer to the relegation zone than a champions league spot

[dawn fern]

L’OM finito sah faite jouer les jeunes qui ont envie de mouiller le maillot

[hollow kiln]

Réel

[open owl]

Le grand Bordeaux losing to Amiens, and is now 4 points from relegation in Ligue 2

GG

I'm so scared the same could happen to us

absolute nightmare

[tired lance]

oui oui

[open owl]

@weak viper chef ? https://fxtwitter.com/Djoninho25/status/762597297054162944 https://fxtwitter.com/Djoninho25/status/708274337904730112

can someone explain what's going on with Clauss I didn't follow 😭

[errant flare]

Difficulties in Mbappe's transfer to Real Madrid

Mbappe's transfer to Real Madrid has been hampered by marketing rights issues, which has delayed the finalization of the deal, but negotiations are proceeding to the satisfaction of both parties. Despite the differences in earnings, the pay conditions have already been agreed, but Mbappe's family and agent are demanding a higher share of marketing rights. Another key issue is the player's participation in the French Olympic Games, which Real Madrid may not allow, which may affect the final completion of the transfer.

Source: Flashscore

[mortal bane]

bias aside

if i was mbappe id go to arsenal

[opal drift]

I thought you said bias aside

[iron tree]

too bad he accepted Real madrid 🐐

[sterile fractal]

He coming to Man. City

[viral hill]

if he resigns with psg lmao

[mortal bane]

my bad i forgot to put it aside

[open owl]

https://fxtwitter.com/zeerTwt/status/1732072063756575055

[open owl]

Montpellier

[weak viper]

Atlético Madrid (always in the top 3 but never first)

[open owl]

Nîmes.

[thorny saffron]

I don’t understand that

[lyric wasp]

explain your school situation by using football terms

[thorny saffron]

I don’t speak that language

Oh wait

[lyric wasp]

for example saying "Montpellier" means youre close to 0/20

[thorny saffron]

That’s what it says

[thorny saffron]

Manchester city

[open owl]

No it means you peaked 12 years ago in preschool

And it was all downhill since

But u get a few good performances every few years

[thorny saffron]

or a PSG

terrible as a child

then used chatgpt for the rest of school

[weak viper]

I mean top 3 in the top division ranking not the top 3 divisions

[open owl]

Yea I know

I'm Nîmes

[weak viper]

Oh ok

[open owl]

Who says no?

[weak viper]

they don't need him they already got bamba

[open owl]

Oh shit true

Guess he'll stay on the bench in case Bamba gets tired

[modern citrus]

no please

not porient

[open owl]

Unfortunately he signed already

[waxen palm]

😭

He'll only leave for Paris FC if they finally get promoted

[open owl]

They won't

unfortunately

[peak prawn]

erm this is a ligue 1 server🤓👆

[wild fractal]

New meme unlocked

[opal drift]

Should be a server emoji

[wild fractal]

Yeah

[open owl]

uhkhm ackschually it's a historical Ligue 1 team

[modern citrus]

erhhehmmm akhtschually it's a ligue 1 channel not server 🥸👆

[peak prawn]

Ermmmmhhm hhm mhh akakkkkckkajhly it can be called a server aswell👆🤓

[modern citrus]

aerhgarmgahrmgagmgùmùmmmmmm m mmm mm mm m m macuutututtulalllylly here this specifically is a channel and the server globally is not about ligue 1 particularly 😶‍🌫️✌️

[errant flare]

Mbappé joins Real Madrid

Kylian Mbappé has left PSG to join Real Madrid, as confirmed by reports from ESPN. He made the decision after a climactic conversation with the management of the Parisian club, emphasizing that he did not intend to extend the contract. The player signed a new contract with Real, valid until 2029, clearly informing the management that this was his final decision. The motivation for leaving is related to conflicts with the PSG management and the desire to win the Champions League.

Source: ESPN

[modern citrus]

@errant flare bro stop the mbappé news

it's everyday now

besides espn is not a real source

[ivory copper]

Ajaccio-Amiens on Saturday! Match of the year

[ivory copper]

The cinema that's been going on for 5 years

[ivory copper]

Presentation of the next match:

Ajaccio 6th with 37 points
Amiens 8th with 36 points

Ajaccio have not lost to Amiens since 2017 and are on an 18-game unbeaten run at home in Ligue 2.

There will be no major absentees in Ajaccio, and the team will probably play a 4-4-2 formation as usual.

[sterile fractal]

so a draw then I believe

[ivory copper]

I'm thinking more along the lines of a 1-0 win for Ajaccio

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1760635577546789001?t=wtzTHugxbXErWQeZu0FyoA&s=19

Veretout is back finally

[ivory copper]

Polympique de Parseille

[pseudo island]

Ptain

Pour l'instant la seule équipe d'europa qui passe c'est lens

C'est la seule equipe que je voulais pas du tout voir passer

Mon seum est grandiose

[ivory copper]

C'est terrible quand même

On a eu 6 équipes qui ont passé les poules

Pour ça....

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1760739886062293295?t=8uzfQRKEY01Ur6u0wrFC-A&s=19

3 MEN DEFENCE COME ON

[coral dome]

On a des veretout et autre guendouzi appelés en edf mais 0 convoc pour bourigeaud

[weak viper]

Lens 💀

[pseudo island]

Jcrois qu'on est maudits

c'est pas possible

[weak viper]

A ce point là

[pseudo island]

c'est la même chaque année

[weak viper]

On a pas joué encore mais bon

[pseudo island]

chaque année on se fait baiser comme ça ou alors au tirs au buts

Toulouse se sont fait voler

[marble tapir]

im done

im acc done

[pseudo island]

Tout les jours y avait main

[marble tapir]

no way we didnt win

no way

[pseudo island]

you guys got robbed

[marble tapir]

im speechless

[pseudo island]

There was a handball every day of the week by bah

such a robbery

[marble tapir]

yesss

[pseudo island]

and fucking lens bottling it

I swear were cursed

every french team

fucking cursed

[coral dome]

Ptdr mais non lens

💀💀

[open owl]

Lens... non

Non non non

[weak viper]

I can't believe it

[coral dome]

Bye coef

[marble tapir]

im still speechless lmao

i hope lens will make it

[pseudo island]

cool

penalty for donetsk

you are FUCKING kidding me

fuck fuck fuck off

kill me i dont want to ever watch french football ever again till next week

theyre all getting eliminated

100%

fuck me

[open owl]

Are u fucking joking

ALL french clubs eliminated from Europa league

[pseudo island]

all 4

FUCKING HELL

marseille already conceded

i dont see lens coming back

toulouse got robbed

and rennes faced milan

and ajax scored

OH MY GOD

[weak viper]

Encore

[coral dome]

Et ajax qui gagne mais non

[pseudo island]

feyenoord a marqué en plus

la vie de ma mere c scripté

[coral dome]

Braga qui a egalise aussi bahahha

[pseudo island]

L'uefa a juste decider de nous casser les couilles jusqu'au bout

[pseudo island]

le portugal ils sont loin on sen fou

tout ça alors qu'on foudroye leurs ligues matin midi soir

on est juste maudit c pas possible

[coral dome]

Gigot cets très limite il veut son rouge

[fervent nimbus]

Why robbed?

[pseudo island]

clear handball by bah in the box

and absolute domination

OUii

meeeerci

MEEERCI

MEEERCI

[coral dome]

Biennnn

[pseudo island]

MERCI

si au moins l'Om passe

[sterile fractal]

fuck Lens

3/4 teams gone tonight already

fuck

for once I hope Marseille win tonight

[pseudo island]

Same for me

Im happy lens bottled it

but sad for toulouse

and rennes well its ac milan they had no chance anyways

[coral dome]

Whats going with clauss hes been putrid

[pseudo island]

@weak viper shakhtar are so ass

theyre terrible

no way you lose

sikan and eguinaldo are dangerous

but theyre defence is ligue 2 level

imo penalty

but clearly theyre all paid

🤷‍♂️

yeah

they are

[weak viper]

Vas y c'est quoi ces arbitres de merde

[pseudo island]

tkt

c'est comme ça que l'uefa arbitrent les équipes de ligue 1

en gros : allez ken vos meres les français

ce match est si chaotique

c'est de la lutte frr

le jeu sous gasset est : Débrouillez vous mdr

[weak viper]

C'est plus du foot c'est du MMA

[sterile fractal]

imagine 4/4 out tonight

will be one of the most humiliating nights of French football

[weak viper]

Allez c'est bon qu'ils aillent se faire foutre

VAR??

[pseudo island]

Quel monde c'est pas penalty sur moumbagna

C'est une prise de judo

[pseudo island]

tkt c'est l'uefa pas etonnant

[pseudo island]

Oh oui var

[weak viper]

MDRRR

[honest fern]

On est d'accord

[pseudo island]

si y a penalty sur clauss et pas sur moumbagna

[weak viper]

C'est bon ils ont eu leur diplôme d'arbitre sur snap

[pseudo island]

C'est juste l'uefa

ils sont racistes

Ils nous aiment pas

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/oContextOM/status/1760766362904141877?t=Dv0WVT3zat0Ym64QPkmnGA&s=19

[pseudo island]

mais le frerot fait du wwe

c'est une dinguerie

[honest fern]

L'arbitre a été recruté comme ça

UEFA -Oh mais vous avez un pyjama vert venez avec moi . Vous êtes officiellement arbitre
Arbitre -Mais mais....
UEFA -TG et va sur le terrain

[pseudo island]

non ça arbitre très bien quand c'est pas contre des équipes françaises

[honest fern]

Non mais je parle de cet arbitre

[modern citrus]

just get Marseille out of there

be it a very painful day

so we don't have to suffer through another 2 legs of marseille

even against a club of grieving exiled players out of their home stadium for 10 years having lost all their big name team mates

[coral dome]

Boom

[weak viper]

COME ON

[coral dome]

Même plot lopez fait des arrêts votre saison est lancée

[weak viper]

Respecte Lopez

Il fait une bonne saison

C'était juste le début de saison

[coral dome]

Oh ouii

[weak viper]

GOOOALLL

[coral dome]

L'effet gasset

[weak viper]

On sauve la France

[pseudo island]

merci l'om

[pseudo island]

merci

somehow gasset fait du goaching gagnant

la dinguerie qui aurait cru que c'etait le coach dont l'OM avait besoin

[weak viper]

FT

[pseudo island]

Merci, Merci

vous etes les goats

Il reste plus que nous, le p$g et vous

[lyric wasp]

BAH ALORS LENS ???

Ajax robbed Bodo they used handball on a clear bodo action now lets watch Lille get Ajax because of that 😠

[modern citrus]

lol

I watched feyenoord get knocked out

I am very happy

only the weakest ajax ever left and psv against dortmund at westfallenstadion

goodbye dutchies

no farming in the conference league for you this season

[lyric wasp]

LILLE IS COMING FOR PAJAX RHARHWHAHA

REVENGE FROM THE ROBBERY OF LAST TIME

[covert smelt]

Ici c’est paris

[lyric wasp]

Ici c'est non au racisme

[opal drift]

OM tifo upside down?

What are they protesting for

[peak prawn]

Ermmmehmmehmmmahjdngenw,hem,nh,mheme mm,mm atattgctycgdttalslkdudy it doesnt matter👆🤓

[weak viper]

We are shit

[opal drift]

Well I knew that

But like why protest now

The coach just got sacked

So there is some change already happening

[opal drift]

So like the board?

I guess it makes sense

How long has the board been in office?

[open owl]

Bro

U guys acting like ur in a crisis

Ur gonna fuck us 4-0 on sunday

just watch

[weak viper]

If not winning a game for more than 2 months isn't a crisis for a club like us I don't know what is then

[weak viper]

McCourt bought the club in 2016 iirc

[open owl]

Yea but just gotta be patient it'll come back

[weak viper]

Hopefully

[open owl]

You'll start bouncing back on wins after ur win against us & then you'll get Europe

not worried

[weak viper]

Tbh I'm pretty sure we are getting europe

We aren't that far

[open owl]

exactly

we are not that far either

14 points

i prefer looking at the cup & saying it's half filled

[open owl]

(the cup is empty)

[open owl]

(i'm delusional)

guys remember when I said in december that a few wins in december/january & we could get a european spot

do u sometimes wonder where it all went wrong

[weak viper]

Phew not Liverpool

VILLAREALLL

YESSS

MARCELINO T'ES MORT

[open owl]

Tranquille

C'est pas si simple que ça Villareal

Calma calma monsieur

[weak viper]

Je sais mais c'est pour marcelino

Et puis Villarreal font une saison de merde

[open owl]

We missed out on a Milan-Leverkusen

Ffs

[lyric wasp]

A besoin de l'arbitre pour voler Rennes qui était pourtant 12e de ligue 1

[opal drift]

(The cup melted)

[covert smelt]

Défaite LYONNAISE CE SOIR

VIVE LE FC METZ

Je pense que j'ai un amour avec le FC metz.

Le beau et grand

[open owl]

GOAL Metz

💀 how gteh FUCK

[random geode]

ffs

Metz goal

[covert smelt]

where is lyon

[waxen palm]

It's part of the plan

2-1 Lyon clutch win incoming

[random geode]

i remember when they beat I think Monaco away 0-1

Jeffinho with the 90' goal

[sacred jetty]

That's a name I haven't heard in a while

[open owl]

they did that with us...

if only we played football properly

no remontada from Lyon & no pétard from Clermont. top 10, 8 points from europe

reality hurts sometimes

[random geode]

1-1

yesssss

[open owl]

and there it is...

[weak viper]

Goal FC Lyon

Shit

Come on Metz

[open owl]

good one lyon

put Metz in misery pls

[modern citrus]

NON TG

ALLER LYON

TUEZ LE FC MERDE

[covert smelt]

plus jamais mon frère

vive les grenats

même si j'aime strasbourg un peu

[modern citrus]

dégueulasse comme couleur

c'est la tomate que t'as oublié pendant 5 semaines

c'est ta chiasse après un mexicain

dégueulasse

pire couleur de maillot dans le foot

[covert smelt]

Ah ouais

Mais je suis pas Messin hyn faut pas me prendre pour un fan 🥲

Juste que bah je déteste Lyon

sinon on les a haggar les messins en début de saison mdrr

le 5-1 propre

je pense c interdit ici

[waxen palm]

Lmfao 1-2

Benrahma's first Lyon goal

[sterile fractal]

OL is back

We are trop fort

[coral dome]

Lopez bordel💀

[open owl]

10 more minutes

[open owl]

FULL TIME! METZ IN THE MUD

[waxen palm]

TJM cooking as always

[open owl]

sponsored by Betclic

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/L1NoContext/status/1761149173468901619?s=20

Out of Context Ligue 1 (@L1NoContext) on X

#FCMOL

Twitter · Feb 23, 2024, 10:00 PM

[open owl]

HAHAH nah they did him wrong

at least he redeemed himself at FT

[ivory copper]

GHJORNU DI SCONTRU !

AC AIACCIU/AMIENS

[covert smelt]

Pas mérité la défaite de Metz

Les pauvres

Mais benrahma il a bien fait son taff

j'aime bien

[modern citrus]

cheh

[open owl]

Mérité comme la défaite de Rennes en CdF soon.

Je prédis aussi 4-0 pour le PSG et toi ?

[covert smelt]

rennes gagnera

[open owl]

Nan

[covert smelt]

alors pour le psg je vois 2-1..

(Pour eux)

[open owl]

2 défaites dont une écrasante (8-0 face au Puy)

[covert smelt]

prono : 6-1 ou 5-0 face au puy foot

[open owl]

Pour le Puy ?

[covert smelt]

ça va être EZ

non pour nous

[open owl]

Ah

Pas sûr hein

[covert smelt]

Non mais faut avouer qu'on est les plus favoris

surtout sur nos derniers matchs ils étaient chauds

le puy quoi bah ca s'arrête la

[open owl]

Oui mais le Puy aussi

16 matchs sans défaites

Le Puy > Rennes

[covert smelt]

Le 29 :

ETT LE BUUUUUUUT DE DESIRE DOUE CA FAIS 7-0 POUR RENNES FIN DU MATCH !

3x Bourigeaud
1x Doué
2x Terrier
1x (CSC) de jsp qui

[open owl]

Nooooon

[hollow kiln]

Est-ce que pour vous le PSG détruit le football en renforçant un Real Madrid qui n’a pas besoin d’être renforcé autant ?

[covert smelt]

aucun des deux dominent le football en ce moment mdrr

enfin actuellement

même historiquement le PSG n'a pas sa place ici

[covert smelt]

@modern citrus

[hollow kiln]

Mais c’est pas ça la question mdrrr

[covert smelt]

a

ckoi alr

[autumn saffron]

On peut pas voir la ligue 2 ?

[hollow kiln]

Est-ce que le PSG détruit le foot en donnant gratuitement KM7 au Real Madrid qui pourra veski le fair-play financier et qui pourrait écraser le foot à moyen-long terme ?

[covert smelt]

il va rien foutre la bas

croyez pas genre

[hollow kiln]

Cv t’attrapper s’il flop pas

Car flop au Real Madrid c’est « compliqué »

Juste une bonne éthique de travail, mouiller le maillot et tu flop pas

[weak viper]

Hazard aimerait te parler

[covert smelt]

Xabi Alonso aimerait te parler

Kaka aimerait te parler

[weak viper]

en plus c'est pas le q$g qui détruit le foot car ils veulent prolonger mbappé

c'est mbappé qui veut partir

[hollow kiln]

Lis ce que j’ai écrit en bas…

[hollow kiln]

Mais le problème c’est qu’il fallait le vendre

Le Real en 2021 allait le prendre pour 220 millions

Le PSG a refusé

Et mtn il part gratos

[weak viper]

ben la c'est leur faute

ils auraient du accepter

et puis c'était prévisible qu'il parte libre

[modern citrus]

MDRR

[covert smelt]

ahah

[lyric wasp]

non justement ils vont enfin laisser une chance aux autres équipes

et en + ils gagneront rien pour aller chercher qqun d'autre

[hollow kiln]

Une chance de quoi ?

[lyric wasp]

une chance de battre le PSG

[hollow kiln]

On les bat mm morts

[lyric wasp]

ok mais vous n'etes pas en ligue 1 💀

compare le PSG avec les équipes de ligue 1 plutot

[hollow kiln]

Ah ok

[hollow kiln]

Bah c’est mieux pour les clubs de L1

[lyric wasp]

oui exactement

cest pour ca que je suis heureux de son départ

mais je pense que le PSG gagnera quand meme

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1761336230833230003?t=gYvny4JA8sxlzO_wpOc25Q&s=19

[open owl]

On savait hein

Ffs Nantes

Full time. They climb 3 points above us.

https://fxtwitter.com/pvsportfr/status/1761098710874808598

ON A RIEN À PERDRE? MY BROTHER YOU ARE SOON GONNA BE DEAD LAST OF LIGUE 1 WTF DO YOU MEAN RIEN À PERDRE?

Also this is the first time I hear the president talk since about a year & a half so good to see he's alive ffs

https://x.com/montpellierhsc/status/1761432413769445630

NO KHAZRI??? I'M THE FIRST to criticize him but he always turns into prime Ronaldo against OM for fucks sake

MHSC (@MontpellierHSC) on X

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Twitter · Feb 24, 2024, 4:46 PM

[waxen palm]

😭

[weak viper]

if we don't win against that team

we beat shakhtar who had a way better team so i don't see us losing

[open owl]

yea and we beat Metz 3-0 who drew against u

football ain't that simple

(u still winning tho)

[weak viper]

we had fucking marcelino when we played them

[open owl]

bro gassing up jean louis gasset

lâches ça

only thing good about jean louis gasset is the fact that he's a montpelliérain

he's a montpellier legend tbf

his career was only 10 years but he spent the entire 10 years playing for Montpellier

[lyric wasp]

Penaltroyes et le penaltys une vraie Histoire d'amour

[sterile fractal]

Tamari back!!

[open owl]

Yess he was playing against Metz

[lyric wasp]

DUNKERQUE GOAL 1-2

16 Points taken in the last 6 games, NO ONE DOES BETTER in 2024 Ligue 2 !

[lyric wasp]

Goal Brest

2

Mahdi Camara brace

[errant flare]

Kylian Mbappe is approaching Real Madrid

Kylian Mbappe is approaching a move to Real Madrid, which could bring success to the club in the future. After officially expressing his desire to leave PSG, the transfer is becoming more and more realistic, and both parties are making firm decisions. According to the latest information, the transaction is close to finalization, while the details of the contract, including the rights to the player's image, are being resolved. Mbappe hopes to be officially unveiled as a Real Madrid player before Euro 2024, which is a shared priority for both sides.

Source: Fabrizio Romano

[lyric wasp]

MAHDI CAMARA HAT TRICK

[lyric wasp]

Brest is apporaching Real Madrid, BEWARE!

[tired lance]

what a goat

[tired lance]

obviously he's close

mate

it's a done deal

mbappe to real madrid

psg are a shithouse anyway

[lyric wasp]

We dont need that news 4 times a day tho

We understood and do not gie a fuck anymore

[weak viper]

Stop

Please

French media already harass us with that

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/VibesFoot/status/1761509380334239802?s=20

Vibes Foot (@VibesFoot) on X

🚨🇫🇷 Alberth Elis a été placé en coma artificiel, d’après France Bleu Gironde. Croisons les doigts pour que tout se passe bien pour lui.

Twitter · Feb 24, 2024, 9:52 PM

🙏🏽💔

[tired lance]

bye giroud

😭

[open owl]

@modern citrus bordel

Force

On s'est pris 2 vous avez pris 3

[modern citrus]

c'est à blueco qu'il faut envoyer de la force

parce que bientot ils vont rencontrer des strasbourgeois dans des ruelles sombres à minuit

[open owl]

@weak viper ur done

it's over

soldier kiki is here

[dry oak]

Rip Paris

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1761681704400334965?t=XvCPoFgzvby9iEWiavsaNg&s=19

Finally let's gooooooo

Hernandez will finally be back to CB

Well not right now since Nuno will prolly start on the bench and just came back

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1761668671569596429?t=be4LG35DmKkXA5XXMnthDw&s=19

Best news of the day

[modern citrus]

let's goooo

thankfully we know how to treat horror head injuries now

I just hope he has no long term implications after this and can make a full recovery

[weak viper]

https://youtu.be/RYLmbNTmwog?si=SSNUpT0bgMtFMAaM @open owl reminder

[marble tapir]

Prediction for today's game

?

[open owl]

Goal Monaco

Balogun

[weak viper]

No way he scored a goal

[open owl]

Goal Monacooo 2-0

Minamino

Oh no maybe OG Samba

[weak viper]

1-2

[open owl]

WAHIIIIIII

[weak viper]

All the flops scoring today

That means correa is scoring tonight

https://fxtwitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1761722714124140618?t=22mB5ND7-cYJ4E2y3U5j2w&s=19

[open owl]

La sardine speaking of flops

Crazy bro

I think today is the day we win against Marseille tbh, Gasset is a montpelliérain and he literally watches every game at La Mosson

He'll give us the win

[weak viper]

Except if khazri turns into R9 as he usually do against us you not winning

[marble tapir]

https://twitter.com/ToulouseFC/status/1761737586861813909?t=e3sqsRTlhf80e5aAZYTnpw&s=19

Bro

What is martinez smoking

Schmidt and gelabert

We're clearly losing this game

Dallinga on the bench too

[open owl]

And Monaco bottled it

[open owl]

Bro Khazri is not in the group

[open owl]

.

[weak viper]

oh great

[open owl]

Yeah idk why he didn't pick him

So stupid

[weak viper]

then i don't see how we would lose

[open owl]

He's fit and trained this week

[open owl]

I don't see how u could win

[weak viper]

i forgot one thing