ligue-1

[covert smelt]

jvous aime les pailladins mais non

[snow nacelle]

Yeah I saw that on psg channels... hope tmr they'll say he's fine and back soon 🥺🥺

[covert smelt]

frero jvois mm pas

et euh

dans 4-5 ans tu nous voit en finale de ldc

[lyric wasp]

💀💀💀

[covert smelt]

et on dominera la L1

[open owl]

bro said "Bonsoir non"

[lyric wasp]

En Bretagne a droite entre saint brieuc et laval

[tawny torrent]

I hope he returns with a "I AM LEAVING PSG AND JOINING REAL MADRID HALA MADRID!"

[open owl]

i refuse to believe there's an unironic page called "mbappecentral"

WTF do you even tweet?

[tawny torrent]

he tweets about mbappe

[covert smelt]

bref c trop petit jpeux pas voir déso

[covert smelt]

c ca

[open owl]

"Mbappé had a nice egg sandwich today"

[tawny torrent]

YES 🔥

[open owl]

like I get how you can have some Mbappé news if you're a football page but

how do you post daily news of a human being

no human being does something worth news everyday

[snow nacelle]

Even me, as a big mbappe fangirl, had the same thought HAHA

[open owl]

exactly 💀

[covert smelt]

du coup mbappé part ou reste ?

[snow nacelle]

He likes pasta

[open owl]

it's not even a fan page

it's "mbappé central"

[covert smelt]

prcq son ptit jeu la

[open owl]

me too why do i not play football like him?

[open owl]

only one person on earth knows this answer

[tawny torrent]

I'm going to break my monitor when I see "Kylian Mbappe - set to STAY at PSG"

[open owl]

https://tenor.com/sdDo.gif

[covert smelt]

c mbappé dcp

[open owl]

scooby

[open owl]

you know it's happening

[snow nacelle]

Will mbappecentral know the news first

[open owl]

idk how i would feel if mbappé left psg

[tawny torrent]

yuh

[open owl]

on the one hand PSG gets fucked but on the other it's very bad for our league

[magic island]

I play like him

Don’t worry I will carry Syria in the 2030 World Cup

[open owl]

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/equipedefrance/status/1755650870325215317?t=F3hxPit0_PiOaxEpFjvykg&s=19 Israel in St Denis 💀 💀

Equipe de France ⭐⭐ (@equipedefrance) on X

🇮🇹 Italie
🇧🇪 Belgique
🇫🇷 France
🇮🇱 Israël

Le tirage au sort a rendu son verdict ! Voici le groupe de nos Bleus qui débuteront la 𝗟𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝘀 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝟮𝟰/𝟮𝟱 en septembre prochain 🔜🏆

#FiersdetreBleus

Twitter · Feb 8, 2024, 5:52 PM

Something bad's gonna happen

[minor loom]

y avait plus assez de place pour faire une poule avec 4 pays je pense

[sterile fractal]

PSG, OL, Rennes and ASM in the final 4

possibly no "foklorique" in CDF semis this year

[errant flare]

Kylian Mbappé demands three conditions from Real Madrid

Kylian Mbappé announced that he would sign a contract with Real Madrid after meeting three conditions, as confirmed by Cadena SER correspondent Andrés Onrubia. This decision seems to be closer than ever, as the French striker wants to realize his dream of playing for the "Royal" club. Mbappé demands one of the highest permanent salaries in football, a high transfer bonus and bonuses for the rights to his image. His contract with PSG expires in June, which opens the possibility of a free transfer to Real Madrid.

Sources: transfery.info | Cadena SER
Photo: Victor Velter / Shutterstock.com

[open owl]

-30 GD at the end

we will be there

[open owl]

How THE FUCK does PSG always play at home

[weak viper]

Goal Rouen!!!!

1-1

[open owl]

GOAAALLLLLL ROUEEENNN !!!!

ALLEEEZZ

wtf it's only 45' ?

I thought the game was at 8:30

i thought it was the beginning of 2nd half

[waxen palm]

Why that group 💀💀💀

[weak viper]

It's okay it's the worst Italy team of all time and 2 small countries

[errant flare]

Kylian Mbappe: financial demands towards Real Madrid

Kylian Mbappe's financial demands towards Real Madrid. The French footballer expects at least EUR 50 million per year and a bonus of EUR 120 million for signing the contract. Although PSG are also trying to keep the player, Real are one of the main candidates to sign him. Mbappe apparently won't even wait until the end of the season to announce his decision. His future is of great interest, and the final decision may be made in the coming weeks.

Sources: meczyki.pl | as.com
Photo: Anthony Bibard / pressfocus

[waxen palm]

lmao cook

Also damn

It was coming

[open owl]

they got ratio'd on their ig comment

[lyric wasp]

Israel in bxl 💀 😭

gonna have some explosions

[open owl]

NOOOOO

ROUEN MISSES

If Rouen misses this one they're out

BALOGUN MISSES!!!!!

BALOGUN MISSES!!!!

IT GOES TO SUDDEN DEATH!!!!!

COME ON ROUEN

COME ON!

ROUEN SCORES!

WHY IS NO ONE WATCHING THIS @weak viper @waxen palm 😭😭

@lyric wasp toi aussi

c'est ouf

Monaco now... if they miss it's over

[lyric wasp]

pcq jsuis a moitié bourré apres avoir bu 7 bieres

[open owl]

mdrrrr

[lyric wasp]

cest dur de marcher

[open owl]

régales toi

putain un jeudi soir

tu tmets bien là

[lyric wasp]

TOUS LES JEUDI SOIRS HEIN

🍻

[open owl]

😭😭😭

5-5 so far

[lyric wasp]

rouen rouen rouen:!!

[open owl]

AMAZING penalties from literally everyone

ROUEN scores

Time for Monaco... PLZ MISS

AKLIOUCHE MISSES!!!!

ROUEN WINS!!!!

ROUEN IS IN THE QUARTER FINALS!!!!

[waxen palm]

I'm doing smth else lol

BUT WTF LMAOOOOO

NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYY OMF

[lyric wasp]

ROUEN COOK

WHOS NEXTA

????

Rouen cooked toulouse and monaco thats too easy now they gonna abt to cook psg or rennes ?!?!

europe is warned

[west isle]

...

[waxen palm]

Monaco is finished nowadays bro Aidan 😭

[west isle]

it's all my fault, innit?

[open owl]

They face Valenciennes in the quarters

[open owl]

😭😭😭

[lyric wasp]

NOOOOOOOO

[open owl]

Lol at least we all here lasted more than OM

[west isle]

idk why i keep getting cursed with this LOL

[open owl]

the funniest thing ever is sofascore comments from people that placed bets after a clear favorite loses

[weak viper]

I was sleeping bro

[subtle walrus]

Lmao I love these there are so many funny ones

[sterile fractal]

Never gonna trust Monaco in CDF anymore

Rodez last year and now Rouen😭

at this rate next year they will get clapped by Romorantin

[viral hill]

bruh

[viral hill]

watch him troll madrid again

[sterile fractal]

Watch Mbappé join Man. City

Mbappé - Håland - Doku trio will be unstoppable 🔥🔥

[viral hill]

impossible haha

qatar saudi

[radiant thunder]

See you September 6th mes amis

[viral hill]

🫡

Israel lmao

France israel a saint denis ca va faire mal

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1755912432029954393?t=PN6UF2VhB8hgnnXejUmndg&s=19

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1756031378368475308

stop putting ndiaye on the wing

he isn't a winger

[lyric wasp]

best french bakery is in northern france dont dream

[weak viper]

except that good lineup

[weak viper]

coulin in st martin de crau >>>

[lyric wasp]

you use the word chocolatine --> INSTANT LOSS for southern people

[weak viper]

we don't use chocolatine wtf

it's only in the south west of france

[mortal bane]

im ready for a clauss man of the match

[weak viper]

at this point i just want to win even 1-0

[mortal bane]

3-1

trust me here

[weak viper]

I hope that you're right

[sweet condor]

Today's the day

Reims loses points, lens loses (obviously), we win 3-0 and go onto the European spot

[weak viper]

Kickoff

[weak viper]

You're way too optimistic

[sweet condor]

If we don't win imma kms tho

[weak viper]

Auba close

The stadium is so empty btw

WTF OUNAHI

Nice drop

Harit why didn't you shoot

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/PSGhub/status/1755942014191882394?t=H1XuLZu1XHchum7k5KtVqQ&s=19

Thank God

But he might start on the bench nonetheless

Game before Sociedad I mean

So no risks

[weak viper]

THERE'S NOTHING WTF REF

THAT'S A GOAL

Pls VAR check

No Var check...

Still 0-0

Gigot yellow card

VAR check...

Pls no

Red card

[sweet condor]

Dead

[waxen palm]

lmao

[weak viper]

NO PEN

WHAT????

Harit off and Meite on

VAR WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Second time

[waxen palm]

VAR on steriods...

as always

[weak viper]

He crushed his ankle but no pen

Not even a var check

[balmy glen]

🙄

[weak viper]

Ounahi missed again

We can't shoot omg

HT

https://fxtwitter.com/oContextOM/status/1756055568517566656?t=dldEO0Gc1Y5yDOgivAF0vg&s=19

https://fxtwitter.com/yannfromada/status/1756058255669747968?t=ArNMh8iwE9btQ6tJkRYFpw&s=19

Second half started

I fucking hate playing against metz

Always parking the bus

GOOOALLM

MOUMBAGNAAAA

HIS FIRST GOAL WITH US

[sweet condor]

I'll cry if we actually end up winning

[waxen palm]

Please Metz score just for my MPP prediction

[balmy glen]

🤩

[sweet condor]

Smh

[weak viper]

Goal omds

1-1

I'm about to go insane

[sweet condor]

Same

[balmy glen]

Oh FFS

[waxen palm]

Lmao yes

LET'S GOOOOOO

Now hold it

[spark pivot]

Was your prediction a tie?

[sweet condor]

this is all ur fault

[weak viper]

Merlin and Ndiaye off

Garcia and Sarr on

[waxen palm]

1-1

[waxen palm]

[weak viper]

Moumbagna close

Almost a brace

Ounahi is ass this game

Moumbagna off

Luis Henrique in

[pine roost]

Please

Om

[weak viper]

Correa is still going back dw

[pine roost]

I refuse man

[sweet condor]

At least we're top half

[weak viper]

We should be top 3 every season and with the team we have we should be competing for the title

[open owl]

How foolish of me to think Marseille is a big club

[weak viper]

So no no "at least"

[sweet condor]

Ik I'm just so fucking furiated I don't even know why I keep coming back every week

[open owl]

Beating Metz isn't for everyone @weak viper

[weak viper]

Beating Brest 2-0 at home isn't for everyone

[pine roost]

I pray for a miracle to this goddamn team

[weak viper]

FT

[open owl]

Brest really? Wrong choice

[weak viper]

Finally it's over

[weak viper]

I'm talking this season

[sweet condor]

Still have hope for uefa spot

[open owl]

we don't talk about this season

[grand stratus]

OM winner

[weak viper]

Shit game from us and shit ref too

[weak viper]

No we fucking drawed

[sweet condor]

how can we accept this

[grand stratus]

yes sorry

[thorn hatch]

so happy for metz

that point is deserved

[waxen palm]

VAMOOOOOS

[thorn hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/laszlo-boloni-boloni-paofc-paooly-gif-20373549

[weak viper]

That point isn't deserved by any team both teams deserved to lose

When you park the bus for 90 mins even when you are 11vs10 you can't expect something

[mortal bane]

what a shit game

disappointing

[thorn hatch]

that's also part of football so

it's om fault they didn't win

but metz deserved it for defending so good

[open owl]

Better than Montpellier

45 mins 11v10, we didn't park the bus we tried our hardest to score & couldn't

No one believes me but when I tell u I'm genuinely worried about our relegation

We CANNOT beat Lyon and CANNOT beat Metz this & next Sunday

[thorn hatch]

must be painful to be an om supporter

the team is always struggling to get to the top

[open owl]

Trust there's worse

You can be a N*mes supporter for example

Ur club in Ligue 1 3 years ago

Now relegation from National 1, going to 4th division

Your president does not give two shits about you & does not want to sell the club

Your attendance dropped by 92%

[thorn hatch]

wtf had no idea they are at the bottom of national league

same for dijon

[open owl]

Yes N*mes and Dijon same path so far

[thorn hatch]

and sochaux

[open owl]

But Dijon is 4th of National

N*mes is 12th with 2 games more than 14th

[open owl]

Sochaux was relegated by the federation

[thorn hatch]

hmm didn't they have some financial issues?

[open owl]

Who

[thorn hatch]

n8mes

[open owl]

N*mes have the worst president in French football at the moment

I wouldn't say history

But players don't have access to hot water for example

Right now in N*mes

[thorn hatch]

wtf

so sad

[thorn hatch]

that makes me wonder if players of Concarneau, Rodez and other small teams from Ligue 2 have that

[open owl]

Of course they do brother 😅 an R1 club should have hot water lol

Especially Ligue 2

Ligue 2 is a big deal, it's bigger than some European countries leagues

[covert smelt]

salam je reviens sur discord

De un rions des monégasques 🫵 🤣

de deux match pas très fou de l'om je suis décu

de trois je pense qu'on va jouer a le puy et pas au roazhon

qui va faire le déplacement sérieux

[tawny torrent]

https://fxtwitter.com/TodiboEra_/status/1756281894474252541

[waxen palm]

We'll see how it goes tonight

For now Lens is playing and winning

1-0 Wahi

2-0

Da Costa

[waxen palm]

2-1 Delaine and 3-1 Sotoca

[snow nacelle]

I won't make it for tonight's game. hope we will play well

[wintry swift]

I’ll come back to this after mpaypal dunks on them with a brace

[opal drift]

The lineup is so weird

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/PSG_inside/status/1756399071441412136?t=76OO3pm4-Nb4ox5LdegL0g&s=19

Navas starting

WZE, Barcola and Hakimi not starting 💀

Is he rotating before Sociedad?

I guess so

[lyric wasp]

Valenciennes vs Nimes next szn

next week DK-VA 🥶 🥵

[open owl]

LIIIILLLLEEEE

[dense bane]

PSG are so done

they boutta lose

[weak viper]

GOOALLL

[dense bane]

no mbappe no party

[waxen palm]

0-1.

We are finished.

[thorn hatch]

Allez Allez LOSC

[covert smelt]

BAHAHAHHA

BAH ALORS LES PARISIENS ??

On est nuuuuls ?

[covert smelt]

T parisien chef ?

[covert smelt]

réel

[waxen palm]

bah oui...

[covert smelt]

même si j'aime lens x)

[covert smelt]

ah merde désolé pour tout a l'heure

[waxen palm]

chut monsieur

[weak viper]

Du coup tu supportes Rennes ou Lens?

[covert smelt]

we we vzy

[covert smelt]

nn je supporte pas Lens j'aime Lens.

Sinon je suis Rennais a vie

[open owl]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA U didn't even do it correctly

[weak viper]

Equalizer...

[drowsy plover]

GOALLLL

[waxen palm]

RAMOOOOOOSSSS

1-1

[lyric wasp]

NOOOOO

[waxen palm]

LMAOOOOO YESSSSS

[weak viper]

Why u happy

[covert smelt]

vzy désolé les gars je me tais la prochaine fois

[open owl]

Ffs...

[drowsy plover]

Rooting for PSG

[waxen palm]

LMAOOOOO

[covert smelt]

honte a toi mon frère

[open owl]

Goal PSG. 1-1.

[covert smelt]

tu supportes chelsea comme moi et tu encourages le psg

[waxen palm]

We back in this boys

[covert smelt]

you know marseille is better paris ? @drowsy plover

[weak viper]

Better than paris

[drowsy plover]

Idk much I started watching in 2022

[weak viper]

That's why you root for them then

[covert smelt]

ok chef

[covert smelt]

wewe

[waxen palm]

Always have to concede early tho

[lyric wasp]

wonder why you think psg is better

[waxen palm]

Lol

[covert smelt]

l'anglais c pas trop mon truc j'utilise traduction des fois 👍 🤣

[drowsy plover]

I never said they were lol

[covert smelt]

You love rennes ?

[drowsy plover]

Idk I’m just watching for mbappe but he’s not playing sadly

[covert smelt]

no the football club

rennes

[drowsy plover]

No

[covert smelt]

):

[drowsy plover]

I don’t watch much French football

I mainly watch premier league

[covert smelt]

ok sorry

but nvm this club is good and fabuleux

[drowsy plover]

I just watch psg

[waxen palm]

GOALLLLLL

LMAOOOO OG

[tawny torrent]

Asensio is HIM

[waxen palm]

2-1 PSG

[drowsy plover]

Spoiler

[waxen palm]

WE LEAD

[drowsy plover]

Blud it literally happened 1 second after you sent that

For me

[spark pivot]

OG yikes..

[waxen palm]

Blud not my fault if I'm on time 😭

[lyric wasp]

Warra shit goal

[drowsy plover]

I’m using fanatiz 😭

[covert smelt]

mashallah rubeiro

ribeiro*

[pastel sorrel]

He's him

[dense bane]

HOWWWW. just howw

[waxen palm]

Alexsandro OG we take those

[covert smelt]

is not how

[waxen palm]

[lyric wasp]

Alexsandro should be fined and stop playing for 30 games

[covert smelt]

ribeiro le khey de maguire

[weak viper]

https://tenor.com/view/bien-tres-you-fack-am-gif-11179585

[spark pivot]

Iconic interview 😂

[gleaming mango]

Ascendio with an ascending free kick

[lyric wasp]

rwanda congo mali dive

[covert smelt]

mdr

[waxen palm]

Damn game

Corner us

DAMN ALMOST

Asensio close

Good save

[spark pivot]

That really was a good save

[waxen palm]

Good half now hopefully we can finish this off

[spark pivot]

We’ll see in the 2nd half haha

Why did they waste so much time to shoot the ball? 😅

Should be 3-1 by now if they could finish their chances

[waxen palm]

Man idk why Asensio didn't pass oml

How is that not a pen lol

Well he got the ball...

And got him next

[spark pivot]

Right?!

Baffling

[waxen palm]

Chevalier is carrying them rn

Also Mukiele is cooking

[spark pivot]

Good save

[waxen palm]

Idk why he isn't playing much

[waxen palm]

Wait what time are you on rn 😭

[spark pivot]

Behind you for sure haha

57:50

[waxen palm]

Now I'm at 61:00

Didn't even follow

Dembele off

Good performance

Barcola on

Ruiz off, Vitinha on

Kolo close

He did everything good there man...

Ffs

Ramos off, WZE on

Nooo Kolo man

GOALLLLLL

KOLOOO FINALLY

LET'S GOOOOO

[open owl]

Goal PSG. 3-1. It's over.

[waxen palm]

You support Montpellier dude!

https://tenor.com/view/randal-kolo-muani-rkm-rkm-chdd27-rkm-ballon-d'or-gif-7161362366431581658

Even if it's a tap-in idc

Barcola assist 🔥

[lyric wasp]

Conceding to someone who should have gotten a red card

[waxen palm]

🤷🏾‍♂️

[thorn hatch]

....

[waxen palm]

Barcola close

[open owl]

Holding a cleansheet against Lille isn't for everyone my man!

[fading lintel]

Ugarte finally coming back to his best level

[waxen palm]

What about winning against them!

[waxen palm]

Yeah thankfully lol

[open owl]

Not necessary!

[waxen palm]

It was a bit worrying before the year ended

[fading lintel]

Winning the League too

[waxen palm]

Guess that's due to the fatigue

[waxen palm]

Then you don't have the menatality to go to Europe!

We literally held Mbappe on the bench for the whole game

You don't see that everytime

[fading lintel]

Ronaldinho really cost us only 50m

[waxen palm]

Especially against a big team of the league

[fading lintel]

Barcola*

[waxen palm]

bit less

40 no?

[fading lintel]

Even better

[spark pivot]

Lille got close there

[waxen palm]

good defending

FT

3-1 LOSC

Good win before Sociedad

[spark pivot]

Good win for PSG

[waxen palm]

Glad to have Navas back in goal 😍

Sad didn't get a full perfect

[spark pivot]

I have a doctor’s appointment that day so I’m off work. I’m going to be able to watch the game live, so excited!

[waxen palm]

Aren't Dortmund playing the same night?

[spark pivot]

You’re cooking with your predictions

[spark pivot]

No Bayern is

Dortmund doesn’t play until the 20th

[glossy ice]

I swear if Reims doesn’t win against Lorient then Reims might be cursed 💀

[weak viper]

i still can't believe we conceded to rwanda togo mali

such a shame

[errant flare]

PSG won 3-1 against Lille in the 21st round of Ligue 1

Kylian Mbappé watched PSG's controlled victory over LOSC from the bench ahead of their Champions League match. Despite being on the bench for the entire match, the Ligue 1 leaders managed to beat LOSC 3-1, thanks to goals from Gonçalo Ramos, Randal Kolo-Muani and an own goal by Alexsandro. Kylian Mbappé remained on the bench, but PSG showed dominance, controlling the game and taking the three points after Yusuf Yazici conceded an early goal.

Source: flashscore.fr
Photo: AFP

[open owl]

Big up Julian for the updates as always

No joke Julian writes like the journalists in football manager

EXACTLY like them actually 😭

[open owl]

We've won the league before

[lyric wasp]

Julian should mention rkm should've gotten a red card prior to his goal 💀💀

[sterile fractal]

OL vs MHSC tonight @open owl

no Wahi and Tamari to bully us tonight

[weary hedge]

why did half of psg stars did not play yasterday?

[hollow musk]

Just remember that score line was 3-1

If all stars would have played

It could be even worse for losc

[open owl]

Yessir u will kill us

I'll be at the stadium but

Our players are slowly coming back

Only person missing is Tamari

But I have no expectations

Yet I still think I will be disappointed

[rich jay]

Yo

Anyone watching Stade Rennais

[open owl]

Yea

Very weak first half I must admit

[waxen palm]

because you're dusted too that's why

[open owl]

Goal Rennes at laasstt

[covert smelt]

BAH ALORS LES HAVRAIS

ON EST NUUULS

[modern citrus]

c'est osé pour une courte victoire sur un promu 😂

[open owl]

Mostafa Mohamed nice freekick goal

[open owl]

Watching Ligue 1 as a helper to sleep ngl

Works better than melatonin

[lyric wasp]

noooooo Brest UCL project stopped by clermont

[lyric wasp]

11v10 💀

[covert smelt]

11v11 💀

[lyric wasp]

Rigole pas mdrr

[open owl]

WHAT

LORIENT HAS THE SAME AMOUNT OF POINTS AS US?

[rich jay]

Yo

Will Brest win?

[sweet condor]

No

[rich jay]

Why

[lyric wasp]

red card brest gk

[open owl]

Ref got the kickoff time wrong🤣

ALLEZ PAILLADE!!!!! LETS GO

OL fans today

[sterile fractal]

that's penalty for MHSC tbh

where was VAR

[open owl]

GOAAALLLLLL

Offside. It stays 0-0.

[sterile fractal]

Lacazette very bad today

[open owl]

GOAALLLLLL

GOALLLL!!!!

AND THIS ONE COUNTS!!!!!

1-0 BABY!!! WE ARE BEATING LYON !!!!

[sterile fractal]

Two CBs who's height are almost 2 meters but uncapable to win an aerial duel against a 1m70 guy😭

[open owl]

Nordin is BACK

when Nordin isn't injured (2% of all matches) he's a goat

[weak viper]

even you managed to score a goal against fc lyon

[weak viper]

he remembered that he played at sainté

[open owl]

AKOOORRR NOOOO

[covert smelt]

RIONSSSSS

Nn par contre @open owl nordin il fous un peu la merde

[open owl]

Kouyaté injured...

[open owl]

De quoi ?

[covert smelt]

Mdrrr les @lyonnais vs êtes ou 🫵 🤣

[covert smelt]

il fait des misères

[sterile fractal]

I heard repeately "Leves toi ta mere ta p*te" very loudly

[covert smelt]

ils ont dis ca a qui

[sterile fractal]

y'avait un mec de Montpellier blessé a côté du cage de Lopes

[weak viper]

wait i just realized

bizot took a red card

so that means...

he won't play against us

we might have a chance

[snow nacelle]

All the bestttt

[sweet condor]

We're easily beating brest

[weak viper]

i hope that you are sarcastic

[open owl]

PEN WTF

THAT WAS A PEN FOR US

GAILLOUSTE U PIECE OF SHIT

[open owl]

WHAT AN IMPECCABLE SAVE BY LOPES WTF

Akor misses a 1on1 again... we missed it

[open owl]

Goal Lyon. 1-1.

[waxen palm]

https://tenor.com/view/sniff-soccer-football-alexandre-lacazette-gif-5282258

[waxen palm]

Justified depression this time

[open owl]

Goal Lyon. 2-1.

[waxen palm]

LMAOOOOOOOO

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Nah MHSC is the definition of depression

[waxen palm]

FT

MHSC 1-2 OL

[open owl]

FT. Ligue 2.

[sweet condor]

Nothing makes me happy anymore except being delusional

[hot kettle]

Lacagoat

[open owl]

Score early goal. 1-0 !!! 😍
Defend for most of the match, be extremely solid.
Create great chances. Miss every single one of them.
Dominate the 2nd half.
Concede an equalizer 15 minutes from FT. 1-1.
les bras en l'air FC.
Concede another goal a few minutes from FT. 2-1. We lost.
Oh well. Ligue 2 formula is done! ✅

[open owl]

If you prefer images:

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/oContextOM/status/1756306890244436008?t=mtJgM5HsqrLnsrF889lwWw&s=19

Goal Monaco

[west isle]

COME ON!!

[west isle]

...ofc a pen

and it's 1-1

[west isle]

ZAKARIA!!! 2-1!

[open owl]

Let's gooo Monaco

Lol red card Dante

[west isle]

2-2

[open owl]

Goalll Monaco

[west isle]

GOLOVIIINN!

GET IN!!

[waxen palm]

Lmao what is this

[lyric wasp]

"combien de gagner"

le niveau collège des supporters montpellierains affiché devant tte la france

[open owl]

Agreed

[west isle]

FT: Monaco Win!!

[opal drift]

11 points ahead is crazy

[errant flare]

Monaco won 3-2 against Nice in round 21 of Ligue 1

AS Monaco used the Riviera derby to end their negative streak in Ligue 1 with a 3-2 victory over Nice. Goalscorers Denis Zakaria with a double and Aleksandr Golovin secured victory for Monaco, while a red card for Dante reduced the hosts' chances with the score at 1-2, with Gaetan Laborde scoring from the penalty spot for Nice. The match was a thrilling one, with Monaco regaining the lead through Aleksander Golovin after Evann Guessand equalized, despite Nice's determination. As a result, AS Monaco returned to the league podium, defeating their local rival and gaining momentum for further performances.

[open owl]

Montpellier has only won 5 matches at home since the 17th of September 2022. La Mosson fortress?! 🥶🥶

[tame pike]

Guingamp fans here? girl from our country playing there 😍
she is first to play for men/women's top division in europe from here

[open owl]

Yoo that's cool

I don't follow womens football that much (I just look at the standings from time to time) but Guingamp Feminine is a good club

They don't invest as much as other clubs but they do well with what they have

[modern citrus]

nepali??? I don't think there's any nepalese man playing anywhere in europe including lower divs and poorer country

ig she's your pride

[tame pike]

thats why i said shes first

[solar gale]

#champions-league

[solar gale]

#1204644199719239781

[errant flare]

PSG and Real are fighting for Mbappe: astronomical offers

Paris Saint-Germain (PSG) have extended a lucrative offer to Kylian Mbappe, who still has not made a decision about his future. The media suggests that Real Madrid may be a potential new club for the French striker, but PSG are not giving up and are trying to keep him in their ranks. The proposal to extend the contract with PSG by two years, revealed by "Diario AS", includes an astronomical salary of 80 million euros per season. In turn, Mbappe's demands for Real Madrid include a salary of EUR 50 million and a signing bonus of EUR 120 million, which may influence his final choice of club.

Sources: przegladsportowy.onet.pl | AS | Media

Mbappe transfer saga: mother sets conditions

Kylian Mbappe's transfer saga to Real Madrid continues indefinitely, with his mother standing in the way of agreeing terms. Paris Saint-Germain offer him astronomical money, up to EUR 80 million a year, to keep the star. However, although it seemed that the 25-year-old would move to Real at the end of the season, negotiations are in doubt due to the financial demands of the player's mother, who is demanding €120 million for his signature alone.

Sources: sportfakty.wp.pl | Marca

[tawny torrent]

@errant flare Are you a real person

[open owl]

Guys I genuinely thank you all for having us in Ligue 1, thanks for all the memories, whether it was the glory in 2012 or the constant remontadas we eat, it was a genuine blast 🧡💙

It's time for us to die in silence and celebrate our club's 50th birthday but in Ligue 2, where hopefully we won't spend a long time like Bordeaux or Sainté. We survived for the last few seasons, but for this year, it's over. 🫠

https://fxtwitter.com/espritpaillade/status/1757093375726018645

TLDR; Tamari injured with Jordan, could be out for 2 months, Guéguin ACL tear ❌

[weak viper]

good luck in ligue 2

in all honesty though i don't see you relegate

metz and clermont are way worse

they will definitely be the bottom 2

then for the playoffs it will be between you lorient toulouse and nantes

[open owl]

Just wait for next week

[fierce sequoia]

There’s an 18 year old playing for Newport in League 2 of 🇳🇵 descent, pretty sure he’s chose to represent wales instead though @modern citrus

[sterile fractal]

what is his name?

[fierce sequoia]

Kiban Rai

[covert smelt]

Notre calendrier de zinzin

On jour Milan - Clermont - Milan - Paris - Le Puy foot - Lorient - Lille

🥶

[cerulean shale]

Hi

[modern citrus]

le puy foot qui s'incruste

[open owl]

Victoire, victoire, victoire, victoire, défaite écrasante, victoire, vicroire.

[viral hill]

écrasante😭

[cloud bison]

ah ouais vicroire

[ripe robin]

qui aurait un serveur ou il mette le match psg

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1757797873075245111?t=LvkpMotAMLfhVTlIHr5iaw&s=19

[sterile fractal]

Mbemba back but look at that midfield depth

where are the other midfielders

[weak viper]

rongier injured since december and we don't know when he'll be back
veretout injured but not for long
nadir torn his acl
onana and gueye not in the uel squad

• soglo is also a midfielder

but he isn't that good

and we can be happy kondogbia is back because he was injured for the last 3 games

and he'll be injured again in 2 or 3 games

[sterile fractal]

💀

Imagine having only one guy left as the only defensive/center midfielder

[weak viper]

meite can also play as a cdm if needed

he plays there with the u20 cote d'ivoire

also dumbass gattuso prefered to put rongier on the uel list while he is injured instead of onana

maybe he expects us to go to the quarterfinals idk

[waxen palm]

Alright UCL football is back and matchday

Victory tonight or we riot

[open owl]

https://fxtwitter.com/arobasesikora/status/1757669686588657788 nan twitter c'est trop 😭😭😭

[tawny torrent]

thoughts on kubo dropping a motm performance on mbappe

[waxen palm]

You talking too much is my prior thought lmao

[waxen palm]

But honestly I hope we will win by some manner but that's too much to ask

We'll see tho

https://fxtwitter.com/PSGhub/status/1757742840325579236?t=pxNvy-NyDICaTopYawA_Kg&s=19

https://fxtwitter.com/PSGhub/status/1757463596747911542?t=WHKU82vbbDlGUfGH_RufTQ&s=19

As expected

[covert smelt]

Que des petits club à côté du grand Le puy foot

[covert smelt]

I predict a 3-1 for PSG and a 1-1 in the second leg

[covert smelt]

ca doit être ca ouais

[covert smelt]

wsh le caennais tu dates

[covert smelt]

Bah ouais je suis de retour là

bref on gagne le puy les reufs

[open owl]

Go watch itttt

[open owl]

Jamais

[covert smelt]

je le dis

[open owl]

Défaite écrasante

[covert smelt]

combien par "écrasante" ?

Personne gagne les puy deso

moi je dis on les bouffe 5-0

5-1 ptet aussi

Il mette 1 but minimum le puy je pense

[open owl]

Je prédis une victoire du Puy 6-3

[covert smelt]

:IlEstFouLui:

[covert smelt]

Score le plus probable

Moi je dis montpellier - metz direct victoire de metz 3-0
@open owl 😹

[waxen palm]

I can't bro 💀

I have school tommorow and my holidays only come next week

[tawny torrent]

HOW ISSS ASENSIO BENCHED?

ASENSIO HAS BEEN BETTER THAN DEMBELE

FUCK LUIS ENRIQUE CATALONIAN BUM

[modern citrus]

open your eyes

predicted lineup

💀

[tawny torrent]

bro they just released the lineup

dembele is starting

asensio is benched

[modern citrus]

great actually

dembele has much more chances of pocketting hamari traoré than asensio

[tawny torrent]

https://twitter.com/PSGhub/status/1757841032375644578

PSGhub (@PSGhub) on X

🔴🔵 PSG’s XI vs. Real Sociedad.

Donnarumma - Hakimi, Marquinhos, Danilo, Beraldo - Fabian, Zaïre-Emery, Vitinha - Dembélé, Mbappé, Barcola.

#PSGRSO #UCL ✨🇫🇷

Twitter · Feb 14, 2024, 6:55 PM

luis enrique should play 4231 with asensio as cam

ugarte zaire pivots

[modern citrus]

huh where is hernandez

😂

[modern citrus]

in football you don't change systems with a snap of fingers

[tawny torrent]

duh

[modern citrus]

he plays like so because 1. hakimi and dembélé have amazing chemistry and 2. he might want to play more transitions

[tawny torrent]

hakimi and dembele can play anyway

What happened to kimpembe

What is convalescence

[waxen palm]

obviously he was playing 4-3-3 tonight he can't surprise us

ofc I would've loved a 4-2-3-1 but man it is what it is

[waxen palm]

Got injured since late 21 got back around early 23 then got injured again

it is expected that he comes back around march-april

we just extended him as well

idk why but it is due to this passion for the club

Oh bruh no...

[waxen palm]

HE'S PLAYING BERALDO AT LEFT BACK AGAIN

😭

Bro does not learn

[weak viper]

Mid tifo as expected

[waxen palm]

Still enough to cook OW 🔥

[weak viper]

LMAO

No club in France makes better tifos than us and it's just a fact

Plus our tifos are handmade unlike yours

And we do them every game

[spark pivot]

Game time!

[waxen palm]

I was talking about the fact we are cooking you guys in every Clasico 😐

[weak viper]

Oh ok

[waxen palm]

Ofc you guys have better ones

But we are improving with that

[tacit yacht]

Where i can watch the match

Of psg

[open owl]

non mais ça va pas

vrm si metz gagne dimanche c'est fini la Ligue 1 pour nous

vraiment

[covert smelt]

GO LES GRENATS

[snow nacelle]

I don't like this

[open owl]

Even if we get relegated tho

Der Zak will be like:

[open owl]

Me neither I don't like it for u

But it's ok PSG is trying to tire them to death & then strike

I think cold 2-1 for PSG

[snow nacelle]

Help.....

[open owl]

ME?

[snow nacelle]

I do not like ur optimism any more

HAHA

[open owl]

We can't score one goal u want us to help u vs Sociedad

[open owl]

Wdym my optimism always works

https://tenor.com/view/ha-smirk-smile-gif-14555623

[snow nacelle]

😭😭

[open owl]

Most recent optimism be like:

but it's ok because at one point you get numb

so you don't feel anything anymore

when ur winning 3-0 ur not even happy cause ur expecting the 3-4 to come soon

[snow nacelle]

Not the encouragement I was looking for but thanks.....

[open owl]

oh i'm not here to encourage

[snow nacelle]

😭

[open owl]

DEMBELE

[snow nacelle]

Where's @waxen palm

[spark pivot]

Nervously watching I imagine haha

[snow nacelle]

I wanna go back to bed

This is torture

[open owl]

so much respect for waking up just for psg matches tbh

[snow nacelle]

They better be worth it

I'll just be grumpy at work tmr

[open owl]

good thing ur not an MHSC fan

u would be grumpier than the grumpy cat

https://tenor.com/oeRy.gif

[tawny torrent]

What a snoozefest

[snow nacelle]

Bad for mental health pls take care

[open owl]

add to the sauce the fact that i'm a chelsea fan

[tawny torrent]

I hate mbappe so much can you just join madrid bruhhhh

[open owl]

& u have the full formula for depression

[snow nacelle]

Here comes the secret psg fan

[open owl]

Bonsoir non

[snow nacelle]

😭😭

Oh we had more attempts than them? Didn't notice

Thank god

Something better change in the second half

[coral dome]

Mbappe with another miss

[snow nacelle]

Where's hernandez and ugarte and lee

[open owl]

i'm reliving the good times

[snow nacelle]

Cheaper than therapy

[open owl]

looking at some services monthly price it's not always cheaper than therapy

[snow nacelle]

What was that bape

[waxen palm]

Bad touch there costed him

[snow nacelle]

We just need to score 1 pls

[open owl]

i think psg will find solution soon

[snow nacelle]

I think we will somehow

GOALLLLLL

GOAAAALLLLLLLLL @waxen palm

GOAL!!!!!!!

@open owl we predicted this

[open owl]

WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY

BLUEE THE TIPSTER

[covert smelt]

KYLIAN….

[open owl]

BETTING TIPSTER

[spark pivot]

1-0!

[snow nacelle]

Hey me too

Had a good feeling

[mortal bane]

cmon lads

[snow nacelle]

WHEEE

[covert smelt]

MBAPPE

[open owl]

come on now u need another goal tbh

it's not gonna be easy at their stadium

[snow nacelle]

I'm afraid that's going to be all for tonight

[open owl]

eh i don't think so

i think if ur gonna score ur gonna do it soon

i think parisian pressure will continue now

[mortal bane]

last minute goal from zaire-emery 🥱

[snow nacelle]

Let's goo

I predict barcola

[open owl]

see that attack

parc des princes on fire too

[snow nacelle]

We're looking a little better I guess....

[waxen palm]

Finally lol

We feel a bit more alive

[snow nacelle]

Hernandez and asensio warming up

Aaahhh noooo mbappe

[snow nacelle]

Too much handsomeness

Oof anyone knows is bayern is struggling? Just saw a red card

[tawny torrent]

fairly even tbh

[snow nacelle]

Hope they survive w man down

Oh no just saw a P

[open owl]

yea it was a red card that caused a pen

[tawny torrent]

lol 😭

yeah lazio 1-0

[open owl]

Upamaguire

[snow nacelle]

Aw man

And bape more attempts

Let's keep goinggg

[snow nacelle]

Watch out hotties coming on!!!!!

W T F

BARCOLAAAA WHAT DID I SAY

[tawny torrent]

2-0

Psg

Barcola

[snow nacelle]

WHAT DID I SAY

OH GOD

I SAW THIS COMING

[spark pivot]

Nice!!

[snow nacelle]

I LOVE U BARCOLA I got a soft spot for him

[open owl]

UHUHUHUHUHUH

UH HUH

[coral dome]

Barcola goat

[snow nacelle]

MINE WAS MORE ACCURATE PLS BOW DOWN TO ME

[snow nacelle]

Goat indeed

Love this kid

[open owl]

gggggggg

[mortal bane]

YOU DID SAY IT

my prediction still stands cmon

[waxen palm]

BARCOLAAAAAAA

YESSS

Now let's score more

[snow nacelle]

What's ur prediction

[snow nacelle]

Did u see i predicted barcola I'm so proud now lol

[mortal bane]

zaire-emery last minute goal

[snow nacelle]

Hm. Unlikely

😭

What was that

Cmon boys 1 more too night who's it going to be

Oh wait I thought barcola was younger than 21

Kubo is really a force

[coral dome]

Kubo is 1v11

[snow nacelle]

FT 2-0

Wheeeww

Our team always makes me hate them and love them all in one game

[waxen palm]

Good win for us

[snow nacelle]

We keep going ~

[waxen palm]

That's for all those who thought we would get cooked

Especially mister @wintry swift

😂

(Well we did in the first half)

[wintry swift]

https://twitter.com/dembouz/status/385482995521830912

Ousmane Dembélé (@dembouz) on X

Aha 2-0

Twitter · Oct 2, 2013, 7:14 PM

@waxen palm

[mortal bane]

that last minute zaire-emery goal definitely happened in another universe

[raven forge]

c'est un fou

[tawny torrent]

this did NOT bang

@waxen palm

[waxen palm]

I told ya you talk too much pizza 😂

[covert smelt]

https://fxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1758165388485943675

[opal drift]

It’s not a goodbye, just a see you later

He will be back

[weak viper]

Official lineup just it's a 4-3-3

[covert smelt]

ON JOUE

MUAHAHAHAHA

ON VA LEUR MONTRRER QUI EST LE VRAI ROUGE ET NOIR

[compact merlin]

“Mbappe to leave PSG at the end of the season”

Psg fans must be sad rn

[covert smelt]

chef

tout les ans ils disent ca

c'est sûrement faux

[tawny torrent]

MBAPPEEEEEEEE

[errant flare]

Kylian Mbappe leaves PSG after the season

Kylian Mbappe has decided to leave PSG at the end of the season, informing the club of his decision. The French striker, who has played over 250 games for PSG, will be available on a free transfer. Mbappe has reportedly expressed his desire to join Real Madrid, although there has also been speculation about Liverpool's interest. His contract with PSG expires in June next year, which means he can sign a contract with another club from January.

[opal drift]

You can have him, but just remember that he will always be a Parisian no matter what

[open owl]

WE NEED A STRIKER

LA PAILLADE T'APPELLE KYKY

[open owl]

Kyky be like:

[tawny torrent]

https://x.com/themadridzone/status/1758186760654184673?s=46

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

🚨 🚨 BREAKING: Kylian Mbappé has now AGREED to JOIN Real Madrid. @MatteMoretto #rmalive

Twitter · Feb 15, 2024, 5:49 PM

[weak viper]

They interrupted the game 💀

[ornate token]

Kylian deserves better than PSG

Moving to RM will finally give him the recognition he deserves

[opal drift]

???

Stupid comment

[ornate token]

He does

[opal drift]

We provide a great project for him

We are the best in France and one of the best in Europe

[ornate token]

PSG is a good club, but he needs to move if he wants to win UCLs and Ballon d'Ors

[opal drift]

He can win a ballon d’or here too if Messi doesn’t rob it

[ornate token]

that's true

[opal drift]

He finished third last season

And as for the ucl we are becoming better

[ornate token]

but people will always undervalue his skill because ligue 1 isn't a top league in terms of difficulty

[modern citrus]

@weak viper ton équipe est finito

ça joue plus mal au foot que l'US Concarneau

[modern citrus]

that's what people will have it believe

every big ligue 1 talent got working as soon as they left and didn't need no adaptation because it is a top league in terms of physicality and the technical level is not bad

[weak viper]

Je sais je sais

Du moment où t'arrives pas à battre metz

[ornate token]

bonjour

je ne parle pas francais beau

i don't speak french well??

idk

i took french in high school

[rigid mica]

je comprend pas pk on joue pas a 3 derriere

[ornate token]

errr

parce que

nous avons besoin un defender

[weak viper]

Parce que Gattuso est nul

[rigid mica]

reel

[weak viper]

HT

[open owl]

@weak viper u guys suck

Montpellier would win this

Literally how did u not score that header

Akor would've scored tha

[weak viper]

GOOALLL

Didn't last long

[fervent nimbus]

What why.shaktar is playing better but they concede a goal

[weak viper]

We should have had 2 pens btw

But the ref is the worst of all time and VAR is sleeping

[mental hound]

It's over

Mbappe is going to real

Barca fans better kill themselves

[open owl]

GG @weak viper

Ur a joke

[modern citrus]

@weak viper 🤣

vous jouez comme une ligue 2

avec un arbitre de R2

[open owl]

Je valide

[modern citrus]

c'était le match le plus comique que j'ai vu de l'année et je pense que ça le restera

[weak viper]

C'est exactement ça

[modern citrus]

le debrief de mo henni

ohlalalala

il va pas en manquer un seul

il va bientot trouver l'époque germain mitroglou nostalgique

@weak viper

💀

he's gonna do it

[weak viper]

Fun fact : we led the game for a total of 4 min

[open owl]

Maybe being a Montpellier fan isn't that bad afterall 😭

[covert smelt]

VAZY

ON PREND 1-0

ON PUEEE

[lyric wasp]

bah alors rennes ?

DETRUIRE Milan cest pas pour tt le monde

toulouse cook goal

[pseudo island]

Javou

mais nous on l'avais pas fait au san siro je crois

Si?

[pseudo island]

Yeeeees

Lens

[lyric wasp]

Yusuf Yazici broye rennes

[pseudo island]

ah ouais dinguerie

Par contre yazici il a giga glow down

Maintenant c'est une bouse

Faut que fonseca arrete de le mettre a la place de david j'ai envie de mourir chaque fois qu'il fait ça

[lyric wasp]

il marque de temps en temps

[pseudo island]

Mais c'est pas un 9

Il prend pas du tout assez de profondeur

Alors que Jo ça il le fait bien

[pseudo island]

le talent des arbitres pour baiser les equipes françaises

monumental

toulouse le vol

[lyric wasp]

honteux

[pseudo island]

Sans oublier 2 penalties bcp plus evidents qui n'ont pas été sifflés pour l'OM

la faute sur moumbagna et la main dans la surface

[modern citrus]

la faute sur moumbagna où il plonge quand le gardien caresse son pied

et la main dans la surface que aucune défenseur ne peut humainement éviter

c'est dur

et je suis pas anti om mais c'est difficile

par contre tout autant que je dis ça, l'arbitre a été un véritable clown

et aussi très dur pour toulouse

surtout le dernier peno là y avait rien clairement

[open owl]

59 years ago in 5 days, the first ever football match was broadcasted on French television.

February 20th, 1965. Nice sunny afternoon at Stade Jean Bouin. N*mes Olympique vs. FC Nantes.

Solid 3-0 win for Nantes, a little trip to the 60s 👇

[pseudo island]

clairement

[pseudo island]

Un peu plus quand même sinon moumbagna serait pas tombé il avait aucun avantage a se jeter le but etait grand ouvert derrière

[modern citrus]

il s'est laissé tombé

ça se voit gros comme un camion

[pseudo island]

bah il est debile alors

Il avait le but grand ouvert suffisait de pas tomber et de la glisser au fond

[modern citrus]

oui

[pseudo island]

Le hors jeu debile de lens aussi mais ça ne me derange moins

y avait clairement hors jeu

Mais c'etait inutile comme hors jeu

[rain eagle]

very nice city there 👍

[thorn hatch]

wow

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/_BeFootball/status/1758259020677218719?t=cE4d5U4hxL4FyzGWZCEt1Q&s=19 ...

Pls leave my club

[buoyant cradle]

Mdrrr

[minor loom]

Gattuso out

Rachid Zeroual entraîneur

[honest fern]

Moi je suis supporter de l'OM
J'ai trouvé le match HONTEUX

[weak viper]

Après on a marqué 2 buts ce qui n'est plus arrivé depuis un moment

[honest fern]

C'est vrai
Mais en 2024 l'OM n'a pas gagné 1 SEUL MATCH

[open owl]

Ça va frérot nous non plus

Nn je déconne

On en a gagné 2 en CdF

Mdrrr MHSC>OM c'est bon c'est connu