ligue-1

[thorn hatch]

smh

[snow nacelle]

Ramos warming up. Who was asking for him just now

WTF

[waxen palm]

Lyon red card lmao

[woven trench]

lmao

[weak viper]

Top 5 best fans in France

[snow nacelle]

WTF MBAPPE

LMAOOOOOOO

[waxen palm]

💀

[snow nacelle]

WHAT WAS THAT

LMFAOOOO

[waxen palm]

I PREFER NOT TO SPEAK

[thorn hatch]

Boloni should get rid of that goalkeeper, not the first time this happens smh

[waxen palm]

WE TAKE IT

[snow nacelle]

BIRTHDAY GIFT MERCI

[sage remnant]

What happened

[snow nacelle]

Um

[waxen palm]

Oukidja really sold

[dense bane]

damn

they needed this one

[waxen palm]

Indeed

[snow nacelle]

Hey maybe bape can rly try for hat trick today?

[weak viper]

What happened @waxen palm

3-1 Strasbourg

[waxen palm]

Oukidja reacted late to get the ball and misjudged it

Gifted it to Mbappe

[thorn hatch]

🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️

[waxen palm]

Lmaoooo

How did we bottle that draw to them

[thorn hatch]

My stream is slower

[waxen palm]

If only Asensio knew how to pass the ball

[sage remnant]

Lmaoooo

[lyric wasp]

DEPRESSION

[waxen palm]

Pille's 2nd loss this season incoming

[lyric wasp]

Doumbia is ending our UCL project

[thorn hatch]

Damn you Lille

[lyric wasp]

Ironical your only goal was a pen 🤡

[waxen palm]

A pen is a goal

[weak viper]

Meite in for Gigot

[lyric wasp]

"pille" more like Pen SG

[waxen palm]

You literally scored 3 in UECL

💀

[lyric wasp]

you need a pen to draw us

[thorn hatch]

Jingle Bells chant again lol

[snow nacelle]

Oukidja looks very emo now

[thorn hatch]

[snow nacelle]

Lol I wanna hear it

Whyyy nobody there to score that

[waxen palm]

Rennes 1-2

[snow nacelle]

OMG

[waxen palm]

Doué

[snow nacelle]

ETHAN IS COMING ON !??!?

IS THIS IS THE REAL BDAY GIFT FOR KYLIAN ??

[waxen palm]

About time

[snow nacelle]

THIS IS CUTE AF

WTF

Wait but not yet idk if he's rly coming on

[weak viper]

Vitinha got his balls destroyed by the ball

[thorn hatch]

They stopped. That will probably be posted by some of their fans on Twitter...fans are wearing christmas caps. i love it

[weak viper]

+7

[snow nacelle]

AHHHH fking adorable

[waxen palm]

LET'S GO

[thorn hatch]

His brother?

[snow nacelle]

Yes

Final minute cmon bape score 1 more

[waxen palm]

Lmao why using a bathing cap on a game lmao

[snow nacelle]

RAMOS WIDE

SO CLOSE WTF

WHY

[waxen palm]

Sad

[pastel sorrel]

yeah thats why Ramos doesnt play lol

[thorn hatch]

Weird. Toulouse beat Liverpool in UEL and they are 16th

[waxen palm]

FT

[pastel sorrel]

classic ligue 1

[waxen palm]

3-1

Pen Rennes

[thorn hatch]

Another loss for Lille...

[weak viper]

FT

1-1

[sweet condor]

Crap

[waxen palm]

Rennes 3-1

[tawny torrent]

I hate Ethan Mbappe

[sweet condor]

At least we're still 6th

[snow nacelle]

🥰🥰

[tawny torrent]

Imagine being 25 and one of the best players in the world and still at PSG

So embarrassing lmao he's not even gonna reach benzema's level

[open owl]

Whatever man. We are shit but we got robbed

Never thought I'd see the little Marseille waste time at La Mosson

Had to cancel 2 pens & whistle FT early to get ur lil point

it's sad rly

I thought Marseille was a big club but the reality is far from that

Allez Paillade thru robberies

1 point from top 10

[modern citrus]

oooo man

I am gon sleep good tonight

[lyric wasp]

our UCL project is ended

apart from embarassing france we wont do shit

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1737606219131658725?t=47qEAOdfHseNU6u03lzZrQ&s=19

bro 😭

[errant flare]

Nice won 2-0 against Lens in round 17 of Ligue 1

Nice beat Lens 2-0 after a dramatic end to the match. Terem Moffi scored both goals within two minutes, first scoring from the penalty spot in the 76th minute and then repeating the feat with another individual effort from Jérémie Boga on the left flank in the 78th minute. Despite Lens' attempts, Nice deservedly won, especially considering the statistics. Lens needed more efficiency to hope for something more in this match.

[open owl]

Akor making me lose my vocal cords EVERY 2 weeks is not acceptable 😭😭😭

only video I got apart from the start of the match that was so hot

[opal drift]

@waxen palm I didn’t notice this in the game 😭

[modern citrus]

pk il se couche le reuf 😭

[snow nacelle]

The only kimpembe updates we get.

[ebon creek]

bro will never play

lol you seem really happy that ethan play today

[covert smelt]

How’s my second favorite team Strasbourg doing? I heard they won again today

[snow nacelle]

Yes it's so cute to see the brothers together!

[sterile fractal]

In 2020 Lyon finished 7th in Ligue 1 but managed to beat Juventus and City to reach UCL semis

[modern citrus]

they would always beat city 💀

even lyon in ligue 2

[open owl]

@weak viper eh vos supporters ils sont DÉBILES putain https://fxtwitter.com/om_inside_/status/1737578094817423661

[weak viper]

#ligue-1 message

En quoi ils sont débiles en plus

[open owl]

Frérot

Your players have 0 love for ur team, ur big name players are bought for big money, last 2-3 years & then leave for a bigger club or retire cause of the toxicity

[weak viper]

Ndiaye? Gigot?

[open owl]

Yesterday's goal for us involved 3 guys:

• Savanier corner, born in Montpellier & formed in Montpellier
• Estève deviation, born in Montpellier, formed in Montpellier
• Fayad goal, born in Montpellier, formed in Montpellier

Chotard's goal line clearance. Born in Montpellier, formed in Montpellier

[weak viper]

Après sérieux ça aurait été à la fin du match à la limite ok mais la c'est même pas la mi temps

[open owl]

None of your players actually have this heart warmth to the club honestly

And Chotard did a goal line clearance 4 days ago against Metz, same reaction rly

[weak viper]

C'est juste qu'on a l'impression que vous jouez votre saison contre nous en fait

Comme pas mal de clubs

Alors que y a même pas vraiment de rivalité

[open owl]

Beh à un moment si t'as l'impression que tout le monde joue leur saison contre vous c'est-à-dire que votre jeu est faible

[weak viper]

Chaque année on a un jeu faible?

[open owl]

On joue juste au foot comme Clermont ou Nantes ou Strasbourg ou Metz

Ou le PSG ou d'autres équipes

c'est juste que vous sous-estimez pleins d'équipes alors que votre niveau n'est pas vraiment si supérieur aux autres que vous ne le pensez

Ou genre ça se plaint qu'on joue à 5 derrière alors que ça fait un moment qu'on le fait

[covert smelt]

France

Join your Spanish Brothers and Sisters

💪💪

[open owl]

No

From a Montpellier POV if u let us play europe we'll join if not NO

[viral hill]

bezema doesnt have a wc. You want him to join la liga to score against mallorca and celta vigo as if that changes everything. France is top 5, he doesnt need to move to be the best.

[open owl]

He already is the best

[viral hill]

fact

[viral hill]

ils traitent la ligue 1 comme ci cest la ligue bosniaque alors que tout les gros club foutent des centaines de millions sur des joueurs de ligue 1 chaques annees

[open owl]

Faut juste donner de l'argent à Montpellier, Clermont, Lorient et Brest puis on verra

Mais bref on est pauvres

Je pense que si nos clubs ne devaient pas compter sur la vente de leurs joueurs pour survivre on pourrait réellement faire quelque chose

Sans biensur devoir passer par Blueco comme Strasbourg

[viral hill]

frere

montpellier ok

clermont go en ligue 2

[open owl]

mdrr

En vrai vas-y on remplace Clermont par Bordeaux or ASSE

[viral hill]

tu fou de loseille sur OM OL ASSE LENS

le marche il est la

[open owl]

absolument

[viral hill]

de toute facon rip montpellier avec la super league

[open owl]

ah bah là oui

There's still conference league tho

[lyric wasp]

PSG joins superleague to bring back Lille UCL Project !!! 🙏

OL european if :
-> PSG joins ESL
-> Nice joines ESL
-> Monaco joins ESL
-> Lille joins ESL
-> OM joins ESL
-> Nantes joins ESL
-> Brest joins ESL
-> Le Havre joins ESL
-> Lens joins ESL

[open owl]

What

[pastel inlet]

Well that project is gone

[weak viper]

the Super league

[open owl]

ohh

but Montpellier

[tawny torrent]

Benzema has a ballon’dor lol

he doesnt need a wc to be better than mbappe

and scoring against mallorca and celta vigo is better than scoring against metz and nantes

[weak viper]

ballon d'or is worthless compared to a UCL or a WC

in fact, compared to any trophy

[sterile fractal]

Funny how Mbappé almost brought Benzema a WC last year

Benzema almost won a WC without even playing

[weak viper]

without even being in qatar actually

[tawny torrent]

Good thing benzema has five ucls then

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/MercatoPlein/status/1737842499249635390?t=uG-IvbKuzRG4GZas3K-cVQ&s=19

@open owl

[lyric wasp]

W Montpellier

[weak viper]

Read the entire tweet

[lyric wasp]

florentino perez is scared thats y he didnt invite montpellier

[open owl]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

i actually laughed out loud i swear

[ebon creek]

https://fxtwitter.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1737822589429457163?s=46&t=rrB86Gs2l1-qDgYg9mn-1Q

[covert smelt]

Real Madrid are trying so hard to be back on top lol

[covert smelt]

🚨💣 The Super League leaders are not a bit worried about today's 'rejections' from the clubs around Europe. Many clubs have confirmed 'behind the curtains' their liking of the new proposal.

The Super League will be the new reality of football. It is inevitable. @diarioas

[weak viper]

"diarioas"

[modern citrus]

lol spanish press

[open owl]

https://fxtwitter.com/montpellierhsc/status/1737858276539183458 Bordel putain ils vont arrêter avec leurs matchs à la con à 13h

[weak viper]

Der Zakarian va encore s'énerver

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuL1_/status/1737928785423450378

[open owl]

Et beh il a raison. Merde

[compact merlin]

Bonjour ligue un chat

Comment allez-vouz ?

[open owl]

HAHAHAH

[open owl]

Bien et toi ?

[austere valley]

https://fxtwitter.com/MohamedTERParis/status/1738113562109682028?t=yQbK1L-i3vWyq95is6YyZw&s=19

Good to save rouen finances

But not good to play ligue 2

[compact merlin]

Bien 👍

[open owl]

félicitations pr la coupe du monde des clubs

[compact merlin]

Ok my french aint that good 💀

[open owl]

i just said congrats for the club wc

do you watch ligue 1?

[compact merlin]

Not much

[compact merlin]

Merci 🙏

[open owl]

https://fxtwitter.com/wojtolk/status/1679113040023674881 2 years ago now

Bro did 3 clubs from then until now

"Biensûr :)"

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1738534455923401097?t=NGGqMHKGxoiOvAxNGehoGA&s=19

Never heard of him before

But can't wait to see him play

[open owl]

Wtf lol

[open owl]

Nah tell me why I just heard WestHam vs. Man U commentator say "West Ham is now preparing a bid for Akor Adams, Montpellier player who has impressed in Ligue 1 so far this season."

[snow nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/uh-oh-run-away-gif-13391643

[sterile fractal]

that proved they only looked at stats

[weak viper]

They didn't see his game against us

[covert smelt]

Marseille > paris

[open owl]

I'm out here playing FM with Laval and then...

@lyric wasp

[lyric wasp]

💀💀💀

FM 2017

We relegate to ligue 2 to equal Lens ligue 2 trophies and beat them at every competition 🥵🥵

[rugged mesa]

Fm is such an amazing game

[hazy briar]

WHO?!?!?!?😭😭😭

[opal drift]

Brazilian talent

[hazy briar]

You narrowed it down to like 1000+ players😭🙏🙏

[opal drift]

Well I mean you have the name so it’s already narrowed to one person

[hazy briar]

Fair imma go watch his highlights ig

[weak viper]

FC MARTIGUES IN LIGUE 2 W

[covert smelt]

On est trop forts mais on pue

[covert smelt]

qui le connais ?

qui svp

dites

qui ?

[split cargo]

4-0

[covert smelt]

2-1 coupe de france

on ta privé d'un titre bg

[split cargo]

3-0

[covert smelt]

1-1 newcastle

4-1 newcastle

vous vous êtes fait laver par des fermier

[split cargo]

1-0 brighton

[covert smelt]

2-1 milan

c bizzare, milan et dortmund on létoile, mais pas vous 😂

[split cargo]

PSG 4-0 Marseille

Psg 3-0 Marseille

[covert smelt]

2-1

[split cargo]

Même nos feminine vous bottes le cul

5-0

[covert smelt]

LOOL

[split cargo]

En 11 ans vous avez gagné 0 titre

[covert smelt]

enfin qq mm vous vous êtes fait battre 3-0 par une D3 en coupe de france

[split cargo]

?

[covert smelt]

ya longtemps

[split cargo]

C quand la dernière fois vous avez été en ldc

[covert smelt]

très longtemps

[split cargo]

Carrément vous êtes tellement nul vous vous êtes fais éliminer de la ldc sans la huer

Jouer *

[covert smelt]

poto jsuis pas marseillais je dit juste les fais

avant je supporter paris mais mtn ça pue la merde

ya plus personne

[open owl]

I went almost undefeated the entire season until they clapped me 4-0 I didn't understand a thing

And then from then I drew twice & lost

I think they got promoted because of that win

[covert smelt]

@open owl force

mm moi je supporte chelsea frr

[open owl]

C'est grave

[covert smelt]

maudis

[manic wasp]

Ismaily is mid fr

[dusty grail]

i want lemarechal to play so bad

just return from belgium

better than matazo

and maybe camara too

[modern citrus]

wtf?

better than camara?

[dusty grail]

camara is playing bad

reckless tackles every game

[modern citrus]

camara on a good day is crazy

[dusty grail]

i know

not consistent

if fofana goes i dont know if we could trust him to be his successor

lemarechal impressed in preseason and is doing good in belgium

[modern citrus]

unfortunately it's about time for Fofana to go to a big club

and he will want to

[dusty grail]

of course but he wants to go to an actual big club

already rejected fulham and nottingham

so he wants a ucl team

[modern citrus]

Monaco > fulham and nottingham

but he's eyeing the CL clubs

[dusty grail]

some people love the premier league too much so its the other way round

[modern citrus]

in terms of salary and exposition

[dusty grail]

money

[modern citrus]

in terms of club strenght, europe chances, development

stay at Monaco anyday

[open owl]

If I was a player I would never leave Monaco for Nottingham

That's crazy

Haram

[modern citrus]

but now I think he is ready for lpool, spurs, this kind of project

[open owl]

I don't know if I'd leave Montpellier for Nottingham

[dusty grail]

fofana fits atletico madrid

[open owl]

But I'm biased

[dusty grail]

money is a problem

[open owl]

True

[modern citrus]

I think if I was Fofana I would try to go to a prem top 6 club, better chances of making Deschamps' future lists, good paycheck and the football fits him

[covert smelt]

joyeux noel les reufs

et les fraudes nantaises

[lunar gust]

Noyeux Joël oui

[weak viper]

Tbh we also did a kind of comeback in the ligue 1 table

We were 12th not that long ago

[waxen palm]

Joyeux Noël les gars

[weak viper]

Joyeux Noël

[snow nacelle]

Joyeux Noël ! 💕

[covert smelt]

Merry Christmas 🎄🎁

[compact merlin]

Mbappe or henry?

[covert smelt]

lol @compact merlin jumping from channel to channel

[compact merlin]

Need those image prems

[covert smelt]

lollll true

[verbal girder]

henry

this shouldn't even be a question 😭

[compact merlin]

Mbappe has potential to become better

[mystic ruin]

My bro being 9th in the ligue 1 is just not something to be proud of

I think gattuso should get at least a month or two to get marseille back to a European slot (including uel cup spot)

[weak viper]

We are 6th

[waxen palm]

Oh wsh @weak viper

Et ton test blanc de philo?

Ça s'est bien passé?

[weak viper]

en vrai ca va

on a pas encore eu les notes par contre

[waxen palm]

Ah bah ça va alors

J'espère que ça sera bien

Je me rappelle j'avais eu 12 - 12 - 10

[mystic ruin]

Oh after a match?

[weak viper]

yh remember that we had one game in hand against lyon which we won 3-0

plus we won 4 of our last 5 league games

the only other game was a 1-1 draw against montpellier

[mystic ruin]

Well personally if he can get us back to the top 4 by march 1st then he really is the right man

[open owl]

Perso 7-10-12 📈

[lyric wasp]

jai eu 20 la prof avait mis 20 a tte la classe sauf a 1 gars

une vraie fraude

[waxen palm]

Mdrrr

[weak viper]

??? Comment ça

[waxen palm]

Mais vrai de vrai cmmt c'est possible

[lyric wasp]

bah les tests blancs cest les profs qui corrigent

donc elle a mis 20 a tt le monde

sauf au gars qui a parlé du marché d'armentieres et de poulet dans sa copie

[weak viper]

Oui mais mes profs à aucun moment ils mettent 20 à tout le monde

[waxen palm]

Ah oui soit c'est 20 soit 7

[lyric wasp]

elle était pas trop normale

on a compris que les 20 voulaient rien dire

[weak viper]

Bah c'est une prof de philo quoi

[open owl]

Franchement 7 gang

Toute façon franchement le bac ... à part votre dossier parcoursup pour postuler pr de grandes écoles sélectives y a pas à trop stresser

Surtout si vous voulez faire licence quoi

[lyric wasp]

jai réussie a esquiver parcoursup

😎

[open owl]

Wsh comment tu esquives parcoursup😭😭

Private school?

[lyric wasp]

en partant dans le pays du seum

grace a moi ya 1 personne qui a eu une place dans une école

[open owl]

Ahh

Genre t'es en Belgique là

Tfq en Belgique ⁉️

[weak viper]

Après toi t'es pas loin de la Belgique alors que moi je suis à minimum 3 heures de l'Italie et l'Espagne

[spark pivot]

20?! Ça c’est fou! J’ai jamais eu un 20 pendant mon master. Je suis fier de mon 17 haha

[lyric wasp]

actuellement nn dcp mais en janvier oui

[open owl]

après ça change la fac et le lycée mdr

au lycée quand j'avais 15 j'étais un peu déçu genre ah ouais bof je peux mieux faire

ce semestre à la fac mon seul objectif c'est de valider les matières

(et je le fais pas mdr)

vivement les rattrapages

[spark pivot]

Haha oui t’a raison 😆

[spark pivot]

Bon courage! 💪🏼

[open owl]

Merci !!

T'as fini ton master ?

[spark pivot]

De rien! ☺️

Oui, j’ai reçu mon diplôme l’année dernière.

[lyric wasp]

Mon objectif c'est de valider les matières en janvier déjà

Et si elles sont pas validées bah....

💀au revoir les vacances d'été💀

[open owl]

Félicitations !

[open owl]

Bof ... à ma fac c'est fin juin les rattrapages donc cv, c'est quand pr toi ??

J'ai réellement RIEN branlé au premier semestre faut éviter de refaire ça au 2e

[spark pivot]

Merci! ☺️

[lyric wasp]

Rattrapage fin août perso on peut pas se planter

[covert smelt]

clermont > ol

[tawny torrent]

The best psg player is carlos soler

[covert smelt]

lol what

[sterile fractal]

in your dreams. How many Ligue 1s and W Champions League does Clermont have?

[open owl]

Aie merde

[open owl]

@weak viper I'm in your territories 😷🤢

[covert smelt]

Damn

[weak viper]

Where are you

[open owl]

Marseille

Unfortunately

[weak viper]

have fun then

[covert smelt]

[tawny torrent]

https://fxtwitter.com/rmadridistareal/status/1740364539940462930?s=46

bro what😭

[waxen palm]

bro wants all Mbappes

[tawny torrent]

Carlos soler is your best midfielder imo

https://tenor.com/view/soler-shut-up-calm-lato-goal-gif-19050751

I remember when he scored a penalty hattrick against us

oh it wasnt a hattrick

nvm

oh it was

cool

[waxen palm]

man is somehow more reliable as LB

[open owl]

I did not

Just came for ur airport ngl

[snow nacelle]

No way

That came out of nowhere

[weak viper]

So you weren't even in Marseille?

[open owl]

Well I had to enter Marseille

U know

On the autoroute

And then instantly airport yeh no Marseille city

[snow nacelle]

Lol where are you going

[covert smelt]

Plus jamais sah

Sinon ya un monde ou jvais voir le match guingamp - rennes

[lunar gust]

ça dépend tu te fais chier a ce point ?

[shrewd harness]

Voir un match de Rennes mdrrrr

T'as envie de perdre ton temps et ton argent on dirait

[covert smelt]

wsh je te connais toi

[covert smelt]

nn

[shrewd harness]

Quel serv ?

[covert smelt]

@shrewd harness tu te rappelles de moi ,

[covert smelt]

L1

[shrewd harness]

Ouais ça me revient

Je vois

[limber void]

zaire emery

[tawny torrent]

duh but i gotta keep the agenda going

[opal drift]

Since it’s December 28, Spanish media outlets are just saying random stuff. It’s a tradition apparently

[weak viper]

Yeah it's a bit like April fools

[opal drift]

Every day is April fools for the Spanish media with the amount of BS they post

[weak viper]

True

Especially marca and as

[waxen palm]

Prolly

Also why would they need fr

him*

They are already stacked in midfield

[opal drift]

If they needed him it would be just to get the older Mbappe

[snow nacelle]

They're kidnapping ethan to get ransom 🥺

[waxen palm]

😂😂

[analog plume]

Cringe

[analog plume]

Marseille is shite

[azure plover]

got some balls to say that with the season yall are having

[mystic ruin]

We are coming after you. Better fix your youth academy before we blitz you in a win streak

[mystic ruin]

Former OL Star Hugo Lloris has been linked to Los Angeles FC, The 2022 Champions of America and 2023 Runner Ups.

W or L?

[weak viper]

You aren't even a real Lyon fan lmao

Because if you were you would know that it's not "Olympique Lyon" but "Olympique Lyonnais"

[analog plume]

It didn’t fit

[weak viper]

then write OL

or FC Lyon more accurate

[analog plume]

Oh shit

I fixed it

[analog plume]

Nahhhh

FC Lyon is cringe

I hate it when people say it

[weak viper]

it's just us OM fans that say that because you are the fake olympique

[analog plume]

At least we never got relegated for match fixing

[weak viper]

at least we did 5 european finals and won one of them

[analog plume]

Ok true

[weak viper]

plus 11 titles and 10 coupes de france

[analog plume]

We faced super team Bayern Munich on two occasions in semis

Couldn’t do much

[weak viper]

we faced prime ac milan twice and won twice

[analog plume]

Swear Milan got disqualified for one of them because they refused to play

[weak viper]

yeah in 1991

[analog plume]

Oh well, we still have longest Ligue 1 winning streak

[weak viper]

because the lights in the velodrome went off so the ref paused the game but milan didn't come back on the pitch

[analog plume]

Even PSG would be proud

[weak viper]

and then they were banned from participating to the ucl 1992

we would have still won though

[analog plume]

Our youth academy ain’t a problem

That’s literally least of our problems

FFF handicapping us during transfer window which forced us to sell our star players to balance the books caused this mainly

[analog plume]

We are shameless

Although tbf in recent weeks, it has been looking a bit up for us

We have won 3 games in a row

But still, lots of improvement needed

[analog plume]

I mean

He is in twilight of his career

May as well go and grab the bag

[open owl]

The real olympique is Nîmes

[open owl]

https://fxtwitter.com/mercatoplein/status/1740464526309593382 🎊🎉🥳

[snow nacelle]

?? Translation please I'm sure I'm reading it wrong

[weak viper]

nah it's just a joke

[snow nacelle]

Oh

[weak viper]

they say that neymar is renewing his contract with q$g according to psgcommunity

because during the last transfer window they said that mbappe is going to join real madrid

[snow nacelle]

Oh yeah I remember that guy. I follow him on Instagram and he was so sure

[weak viper]

this account is basically troll football but in french

(mercatoplein)

[snow nacelle]

Ohh I see

[open owl]

Could've also not specified

PSG Community is close too

https://fxtwitter.com/actul1_/status/1740700133765890054 💪

Lol our players were promised 2 extra days of holidays if they hit top 10 but they ended top 12

[dapper valve]

Marseille >>> P$G

[compact merlin]

“Psg completed both lucas berlado and Gabriel moscardo deals. Its a 2 HERE WE GO”

[waxen palm]

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[sterile fractal]

our academy was named the best in France last season by the FFF...

[tawny torrent]

https://fxtwitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1740766344612811047

HES COMING HOMEEEEE

MBAPPENATION WE WILL BE THERE

[weak viper]

I feel like I'm living the same thing every year

[mystic ruin]

Well start promoting because your current squad is more stunk then skunk.

[mystic ruin]

Now the talks are finalizing. Lloris actually said yes!

[lyric wasp]

'11 titles' no

[opal drift]

I am wondering where the extra 2 came from

[sterile fractal]

why forcing them to grow up fast, let them grow up with the reserves first. Remember Fekir only got promoted to 1st team when he was 20

promoting youngsters during the club's crisis will get those players to much pressure and they will be affected mentally if they don't perform well

[weak viper]

1929 and 1993

[opal drift]

Idk what happened in 1929, but 1993…

[lyric wasp]

1929

lmao

league started in 1933

A jamais les premiers

❤️🤍

1993 💀

[weak viper]

It's literally counted by the fff

[lyric wasp]

its not

you have 9 titles stop adding fake titles

only way OM fans found to surpass the almighty ASSE

[weak viper]

It was the FFF's french championship so it counts for me

[lyric wasp]

"for me"

[weak viper]

And for all Marseille fans plus the club

[lyric wasp]

in my books Roubaix has 10 league titles 😭

nah

no way

Standard Paris >>>>>

[weak viper]

If you go on the club's website you'll see 11 league titles

[lyric wasp]

Do you count Le Havre's title they played 0 games to win ???

[lyric wasp]

Because the club is delusional and cant cope with the fact they have 9

[weak viper]

No lmao because at least we played but not them

[lyric wasp]

so fff league counts when its OM but doesnt when its Le Havre

I personnally count OL's title in 1914 against Sete

not everyone wins a semi final 8-1 !!!

[weak viper]

It counts for everyone but you have to play

[lyric wasp]

So you count that shit ?

[weak viper]

This is USFSA

Not FFF

[covert smelt]

Olympique Lillois tah l'époque

J'étais pas né mais osef sah

Ca aurait pu être le meilleur club francais

[tawny torrent]

@waxen palm MbappeNation IS COOKINGG

[weak viper]

Personne n'était né ici mdr

[lyric wasp]

c'était le meilleur club francais 🥶

ca l'était encore en 2021

[covert smelt]

J'av

[covert smelt]

?

Je te parle pas du losc frère

[lyric wasp]

cest la mm equipe

[analog plume]

This

[analog plume]

Facts

This season, we are just riding through

Stay in Ligue 1 and then reconstruct in the summer

Lots of these players need to be sold though

[analog plume]

OM fans adding fake titles

Imagine my shock

However ASSE aren’t almighty

[waxen palm]

where hate bro

I thought you hated him?

Now bro is happy

[analog plume]

Mbappe is staying at PSG

[lyric wasp]

more than you at least. Trophy wise and european history wise

[opal drift]

Pezz’s opinion on Mbappe

[covert smelt]

Has he really said that

[zealous saffron]

[opal drift]

Yes
Source: Pep’s shampoo bottle

[opal drift]

Sorry

[covert smelt]

💀

[mystic ruin]

Former OL and Spurs and French Keeper Hugo Lloris to Los Angeles FC

Here we go!

[lyric wasp]

CASSEL RHAAA

[mystic ruin]

Who?

[lyric wasp]

Bruh you don't know US PAYS DE CASSEL ?!?!

One rare time Yugo was in Lens

40k people boo'ing PSG that was elite

Not every D6 club fills a stadium

It could've been anyone that's just northern people being too loud and proud abt their region

[snow nacelle]

What's going on why is he loving bape now

Did I miss some important news

[waxen palm]

Well...

https://fxtwitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1740766952581464112?t=XNEnaJ5Rm49-67NUNJLffg&s=19

@snow nacelle

[snow nacelle]

Oh

But that's real?

I didn't see it

[waxen palm]

booing but still losing 0-7 🤭

[waxen palm]

Multiple rumors confirmed it

I guess that's their last ever chance

Mbaflix S5 only on Netflix 🔥

[snow nacelle]

Oh well let's see how it goes

[opal drift]

Check fab, he said he isn’t going to make a decision this month

[waxen palm]

oh

lmao

[covert smelt]

Nn

L'olympique Lillois ca existe plus

[weak viper]

Ils ont fusionné avec le SC Fives pour former le LOSC

[lyric wasp]

Lille OLYMPIQUE Sporting Club

[covert smelt]

je parle pas du losc frr

[lyric wasp]

justement

tu comprends r

l'olympique lillois et le losc cest la mm equipe

[covert smelt]

mais c toi qui comprend rien trouduc

relis la conv stp frérot

🤞 😹

[thorn hatch]

Allez Lille

Allez le LOSC

[lyric wasp]

Apprend l'histoire des clubs mdr

[weak viper]

Non là c'est toi qui comprend pas

[waxen palm]

Yo calmos vous 2

[modern citrus]

<@&456785264677748737>

[covert smelt]

Frérot ca fait 6h je parle de l'olympique lillois club qui n'existe plus j'ai pas parlé du losc une fois

[covert smelt]

oeoeeo ok chef

[lyric wasp]

Parceque xest LA MÊME EQUIPE

[oak helm]

damn

[wicked trench]

Why did bro ping ref

[modern citrus]

random guy sending sus link

ovsly they deleted it

[wicked trench]

ohhh

My bad

[quiet glen]

Salut

[weak viper]

Bonne année

[waxen palm]

Bonne année 🎊

[spark pivot]

Bonne année à tous!! 🥳

[open owl]

Bonne année !! 🎊

[snow nacelle]

Bonne année ! 💙

[opal drift]

Bonne année!

[subtle walrus]

Bonne année

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1741771933463576816

[rich nest]

Thoughts on him rq? @weak viper

I heard that he destroyed his stay at monaco after he pushed a ref or something

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/PSG_inside/status/1741808224116904171?t=X3zkQUlE251OntE-dly9tw&s=19

Official

[weak viper]

I'm not a Monaco fan but from what I've heard he was good in his first season at Monaco but now he almost don't play anymore

Also yeah he once got a red card for pushing a ref

[snow nacelle]

This is what happens when we can't get bernardo, we find a beraldo. Welcome

[waxen palm]

Lmfao good one loooool

Also I heard we are in race to buy Kalvin Phillips lol

[covert smelt]

Bonne année les reufs

Liverpool qui poursuit Yoro

Lille a dit qu'ils voulaient 90m

Impossible que liverpool le prennent du coup

Et amine gouiri forfait pour la CAN il pourra jouer la Ligue 1 avec nous

Hyper content sah

[weak viper]

si il serait à l'OM ils l'auraient vendu 20m max

[covert smelt]

Lille a fait exprès de monter le prix de yoro

pour pas qu'il y aille genre

parce que c'est leur seul espoir

[rugged mesa]

Why is as Monaco’s attendance so bad lol

[weak viper]

Because half of Monaco inhabitants are millionaires and aren't interested in football

[rugged mesa]

Yeah I thought that too

It’s a shame

They are a decent team

[rugged mesa]

Lol

[weak viper]

the problem is that most monaco fans aren't in monaco

so when they are playing away they have a lot of fans

[rugged mesa]

Interesting

[snow nacelle]

What happened last summer? I saw he was really happy there and read that there was mutual interest for him to stay, but then Nottingham got another keeper right?

[dull dragon]

Nottingham has already signed Mat Turner and Odysseas Vlachodimos how is it possible to also sign Keylor?

[tawny torrent]

https://fxtwitter.com/ghostrmcf/status/1741923412199497833?s=46

[opal drift]

The Spanish press will do anything to get Mbappe to Madrid

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/OM_Inside_/status/1741812359537033334 ????

Bro thinks he will play with us

[hexed smelt]

Damn Matt Turner back to being 2nd choice

[hexed smelt]

Money 💷 🦀🤑

Rich owners

[open owl]

he deserves more than second choice keeper tbh

[open owl]

Is he stupid

Why would u miss out on a national tournament u were selected to play in just to play for Marseille 😭😭😭

Definitely gotta take his international retirement after this

[weak viper]

If he was a key player for us I would have understood it but he barely plays with us

But still you're selected to represent your country to participate in the continent's biggest competition

You can't refuse that

[weak viper]

also i just saw that he may get suspended for that

[snow nacelle]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1mIEjvM7sH/?igsh=MTljNGR4eXQ3NXBkNA== what a happy kid

psg

👋🏻🔴🔵 @lberaldo_

Likes

40458

Instagram

[edgy trench]

best cb in 5 years

[dusty grail]

my boy is gone

[dusty grail]

also because having nice nearby takes some of the spill from nearby towns away from monaco and to nice instead

especially because nice is in france too

[dusty grail]

he hasnt played in a while but if he can regain some old form he’ll do really good in greece

[rugged mesa]

Nice fans also don’t have full attendance I heard

[dusty grail]

nice not having good attendance is a lot worse because of the size of the city

monacos attendance considering demographic things is somewhat good

probably 2nd biggest international reputation in france too which is also good

[rugged mesa]

Main reason for that is the 2016 2017 ucl

[waxen palm]

Trophée des Champions matchday

https://fxtwitter.com/PSG_inside/status/1742492173327614164?t=8CRmUeLt50x56zVUUEmzTw&s=19

https://fxtwitter.com/PSG_inside/status/1742486296285544681?t=fFK5thK1iM0UkZH88CMZ2g&s=19

[weak viper]

still a shame that it will be played there

https://fxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1742500066768678924?t=fGSDq3ViYqfRwctAEZpZ6A&s=19

Can we stop with loans

[waxen palm]

FIFA/EA FC games always tended to play it there

Ofc because if we haven't got many stadiums in the game 🤡

(The league)

[snow nacelle]

I totally agree

Well I hope our team doesn't surprise us later, at least 🙈

[lyric wasp]

Psg playing at home ofc 🤬🤬

[rich nest]

Good to hear

Confident he will perform

[urban arch]

https://vxtwitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1742527222773084634?s=20

[rugged mesa]

Fr should be played at stade de france

[weak viper]

they can't play there

they are preparing for the olympics

but they are so many stadiums in france that could host it

[rugged mesa]

Rozazone park is amazing as well

[weak viper]

and even if you want to play it in another country there are countries like switzerland, germany and spain that could host it

[weak viper]

i think that they want it to be played in a big stadium

[rugged mesa]

Didn’t they play a game at the lens stadium

[weak viper]

yes

but lens stadium is big

[rugged mesa]

40kish

[weak viper]

i think they want at least a 40k+ stadium

[rugged mesa]

To be honest I don’t like the psg stadium

The stands are way to far from the pitch

Can’t even see the fans half the time

But it does look nice

[weak viper]

for example there is lille, bordeaux, st etienne...

even lyon but it's a bit risky

and nice

[rugged mesa]

Why is it risky????

[rugged mesa]

Nice is nice

[weak viper]

because of lyon fans

we never know

[rugged mesa]

They dangerous or something????

I haven’t seen them do insane things really

[weak viper]

i don't think there would be anything because they aren't big rivals but still a bit

[rugged mesa]

But Ik French fans are crazy sometimes

@weak viper yk how when a team in France scores a goal

The fans start running towards the pitch or something like that

[weak viper]

not in every stadium

[rugged mesa]

https://youtu.be/T81JFlRl1rE?si=AfP-vY9V5YzsiuKT like this

Is there an explaination for it @weak viper

[rugged mesa]

Ye I don’t see it in psg

Id love to see shit like that in America

[weak viper]

it's only in standing stands

[rugged mesa]

Yeah ultras

[weak viper]

like with us you don't see that really often

[rugged mesa]

But they are seats there

[weak viper]

nah not every stadium has these types of stands

[rugged mesa]

And I’m iust confused how they do it so quickly

[rugged mesa]

Shame it looks very fucking cool

In America our seats are pretty big compared to Europe so it’s mostly impossible to do this

[weak viper]

it was only reauthorized by uefa a couple years ago

[rugged mesa]

But we do have safe standing in some stadiums

[rugged mesa]

It looks dangerous asf

Like I saw this one vid where the away stand collapsed after that happened

[weak viper]

amiens vs lille?

[rugged mesa]

Yes

Shit like that would never happen in America

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/PSG_inside/status/1742621496646754496?t=7_n33UoNyykFQA12iBMIZA&s=19

Asensio still not starting omds

[chilly cedar]

What do u think for this match

[spark pivot]

PSG is going to win

[chilly cedar]

Yeah i bet will be 5+

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1742623645980045356?t=ZUSrkQxefo1YAmNKymHt7w&s=19

[weak viper]

Q$G are obviously going to win unfortunately

I don't see how they can lose this

Especially when you see that they play at home

[waxen palm]

KICK-OFF!

Let's win this

[snow nacelle]

Whyyyyy

LEEEEE

Oopsie

Lovely

[waxen palm]

GOLLLLL

LEEEEEE

[snow nacelle]

Whoooohooo

[waxen palm]

LET'S GOOOOO

Literally 3 mins in lmao

[weak viper]

See

Already 1-0

[waxen palm]

https://tenor.com/view/kangin-lee-lee-kangin-이강인-gif-8884506466199006233

Need PSG GIFs ah

Good play from us

Dembele assist to start off

[snow nacelle]

Orly nice didn't realise

[snow nacelle]

Oppaaaa saranghaeee

God dembele

Would have been so good if that went in

[waxen palm]

Ahhh...

[snow nacelle]

It looks so dreadfully cold and wet

Also I swear wze has the best social media manager. His stories before every game looks so good

[waxen palm]

Yeah agreed

But I think lots of players do that every matchday

But his' are fire fr

[snow nacelle]

Yes but his are the nicest

Sometimes even better than official psg account

[waxen palm]

😂

Aight we better score smore now

[snow nacelle]

I need a beautiful goal from bape today

But he never does well in the rain

Ahahaha

He tried

Ahaha another overhead attempt number 2

Damn toulouse almost. We need to score again

[weak viper]

Toulouse almost

[waxen palm]

Good that Donna is great on his line

[snow nacelle]

BAPEEEE

I LOVE YOU

[waxen palm]

LET'S GOOOO

[snow nacelle]

FINALLY

KYKY ILY

[waxen palm]

RAINY DAY PARTY

2-0

[snow nacelle]

Wait what was that celebration w hakimi

Barcola assist yay

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1742644752204390754?t=yga6EsObBxASbYrQSxuKJw&s=19

Making more history

HT 2-0

Wait you actually knew what it meant? @snow nacelle

😭

Damn your French improved

[digital wave]

kylian is so great

[snow nacelle]

I can just catch some words but then I had to translate it

[snow nacelle]

I'm thinking of learning French this year maybe

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/xKGx__/status/1742644787654635879?t=3lYUMoJjmHpxR8iVyH6-XA&s=19 omds what a run

[snow nacelle]

Remind me why our ultras are banned today?

Asensio seems to be warming up

asensio semble s'échauffer

Almosttt hakiii

[waxen palm]

Oof

[snow nacelle]

From fk

[rugged mesa]

Will watch next period when teacher is not strict lol

[rugged mesa]

Ultras banned????

[waxen palm]

I think it was related to boycott

[snow nacelle]

I don't know I don't hear them

Oh

[waxen palm]

Lemme search that tweet they madr

made*

[snow nacelle]

Are they campaigning for cheaper tickets because yes please

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1735678183976902930?t=2L7DHdZfe3bLGqs3V0NbSw&s=19

[waxen palm]

Yes exactly

Lol

[snow nacelle]

Meh

[covert smelt]

This is french community huh

Bundesliga better

[snow nacelle]

You support psg?

[snow nacelle]

Then stay there?

[rugged mesa]

I support penalty shootout

[covert smelt]

Is that Mbappe or Camavinga in your pfp

[waxen palm]

Fr tho lol

[covert smelt]

What i am just asking

[snow nacelle]

It's cama

I didn't know they looked alike

rkm and asensio

Not looking good. Skriniar seems uncomfortable

BERALDO IS ON

@waxen palm

[waxen palm]

WOOOOOOOO

[gritty sundial]

English has to be the best

[woven trench]

hakimi is so frustrating

[snow nacelle]

That's not true...

[waxen palm]

It's the last game he plays before he leaves

Beraldo is getting hyped at every touch lmao

[snow nacelle]

FT

[waxen palm]

CHAMPIONSSSSS

[tawny torrent]

Celebrating mickey mouse trophy

Unbelievable

[waxen palm]

See.

[balmy shard]

Isn't ur super cup meant to be in like, September

[snow nacelle]

We should have done better than 2-0

[waxen palm]

You haven't changed

[tawny torrent]

The players arent even celebrating

[waxen palm]

Another trophy in the bag

[snow nacelle]

Always lovely to see mbappe fans

[tawny torrent]

At least it was a mbappe masterclass

his last psg trophy

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1742661667832426554?t=8akx2tLDPP1671w65yvthA&s=19 warra domination

[snow nacelle]

Yasssss 🔥🔥🔥

[waxen palm]

Only LOSC managed to beat us

I don't even wanna know about that game

[rugged mesa]

You think????

[maiden ruin]

good on psg but find it kinda unfair for toulouse it was at parc des princes

shouldve played at another stadium or in qatar/saudi

or couldve played in lille/lyon/nice etc.

[waxen palm]

Blame it on LFP for not playing it elsewhere in France other than Paris or Toulouse

[snow nacelle]

Yeah agreed

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/PSG_inside/status/1742662395909009740?t=9caZzGWxb1mMTVpYWCES1A&s=19

[weak viper]

No.

Not in another country that far away

[errant flare]

PSG won 2-0 against Toulouse in the Super Cup

Paris Saint-Germain win another Champions Trophy with a 2-0 win over Toulouse, with the locals' dominance unquestionable. This is the twelfth such victory for the Parisian club, and Kylian Mbappé sets a new record - he became the top scorer in the history of PSG at the Parc des Princes. Despite Toulouse's attempts, PSG controlled the match, and Kylian Mbappe confirmed the victory after a solo number. PSG triumph, winning their twelfth league title in history at the Parc des Princes, and Toulouse, although struggling, have to accept defeat.

[weak viper]

It was supposed to be that but Thailand canceled it

[rancid peak]

https://fxtwitter.com/brfootball/status/1742670365912871110

[waxen palm]

I have a crazy stat

In one day, Lucas Beraldo has won more trophies than OW in 13 years

[opal drift]

[weak viper]

12*

trophee des champions 2012 and coupe de la ligue 2012

also I have another crazy stat but you probably know it already

since qatar bought your club and spent billions of dollars in the transfer market they did as many european finals as OM

and have not won any

[opal drift]

There’s a big difference between UEL final and UCL final

It’s like comparing second division titles to first division titles

But in reality a ro16 in the ucl > uel winner by a mile

[weak viper]

Not at all

If you said quarterfinals then maybe but not round of 16

[opal drift]

Mathematically yes, because you would have to finish top 2 to not get relegated to the UEL

[spark pivot]

How was the game? What was the final score?

[prime valley]

I heard Hakimi had a good performance

Got man of the match

[spark pivot]

Ah just saw the score 2-0

Congrats to Mbappe on his new record!

[opal drift]

Lee got motm

[prime valley]

On footmob it said he did

[opal drift]

FotMob isn’t the official one

Anyways we are losing both sadly this month

Is it bad to hope they both get eliminated quickly

[spark pivot]

No, you’re just sparing yourself from further pain

[prime valley]

Yes

Let them cook

[subtle walrus]

Semi. Europa league underrated

[open owl]

it's talking about europe in here so i cannot give my opinion as a humble montpellier fan

[balmy shard]

https://fxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1742818149240566088?s=20

[open owl]

but in other news https://fxtwitter.com/allezpaillade/status/1742617713082610150

[covert smelt]

He’s been meh for West Ham so fair enough

[weak viper]

Same for us

But mainly because of afcon

[waxen palm]

💀💀

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/_BeFootball/status/1742645876105859085 🤡 🤡

[waxen palm]

LFP 🤡

[tawny torrent]

corruption saint germain

[snow nacelle]

Omgg skriniars injury yesterday was quite serious he's going to be out for a while 😔

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1742877526303617207?t=mNDUE03afu8F63ar4NeJnw&s=19

😑

[snow nacelle]

I'm going to practise with my French translation on my phone

Please bear with me

je l'ai vu aussi tout à l'heure sur Instagram. triste. Je suis un peu surpris, ça n'avait pas l'air si mal hier soir

[tawny torrent]

What kinda injury does skriniar have

[opal drift]

Ankle

[steep moon]

anyone speak french?

[lyric wasp]

Yes

[weak viper]

Yh

Oh it's you again

[open owl]

Yes but you're facing a N3 we're facing a L2😭

I'm just ready for it: Montpellier eliminated from the CdF by a midtable L2 team in their first match for the second season in a row.

[lyric wasp]

Were playing a R1 but their level is probably higher than a regular R1 club

I don't know how to rate oversea clubs compared to metropolitan ones

Cus I'm 90% sure the 'r1' are actually N2 level in some areas

But it's also the kind of club to play American CLs

[south vapor]

Gonna be sooooo sad with this

Let Beraldo cook

[dense crystal]

Oui

[cloud bison]

Effectivement

[proper mesa]

ouais

[proper mesa]

Has he played? Is he good?

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/Brevesdepresse/status/1742974232580276486?t=nC0hB6FB0T8F_xXP8tFDsA&s=19 when will this club be deleted

[weak viper]

reminder that we were sent to ligue 2 for way less than this

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1742925430758502701 good for metz and good for ligue 1

i don't know why he went to ajax he almost didn't play

[south vapor]

2nd best u-20 defender rn in the world

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1743184692843520073?t=sCzLTHYwWbMbDxt2ZUQB6g&s=19

[weak viper]

yh i saw that this morning

[waxen palm]

Good for him then

[weak viper]

coupe de france ro64 started

rodez already scored

[rugged mesa]

Doesn’t that cup have like 8k teams

[weak viper]

every french club participate

including sunday league clubs

from ligue 1 to district clubs

best national cup in the world imo

so i think it's way more than 8k

nantes almost conceded to pau

just checked and in 2019 there was almost 8k teams

so probably over that now

i really want rcf to go through

the real paris club

2-0 rodez

pau scored 💀

feignies aulnoye too

against qrm

quevilly in coupe de france were only good when they were amateurs

goal VA

feignies aulnoye saved a pen

nah bye qrm you can't do anything

[rugged mesa]

I watch that game lol

@weak viper what happens if a team ties????

Pens or replay

[weak viper]

replay is only in england (i think that this rule is stupid btw)

it's pens

without extra time

HT in every game

[rugged mesa]

Cool

Imagine if pau win lol

[weak viper]

not the biggest surprise

nantes are mid in ligue 1 and pau are currently 5th in ligue 2 i think

but qrm is shameful

they are mid in ligue 2 but are losing to a national 2 (4th tier) team

[lyric wasp]

L'exploit de Valenciennes qui mène face à Sarreguemines a la mi temps 😱

[steep moon]

ca va bien?

[weak viper]

goal nantes

kadewere

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