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weak viper
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il s'est fait mute mdr

open owl
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Goal Brest

weak viper
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not good

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i need a nantes win or a draw so that we can be 5th if we win

open owl
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U should be ashamed of yourself

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Relying on Brest to lose so u can get europe

weak viper
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we'll get europe anyway so

open owl
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Not if we have something to say about it

weak viper
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we usually win when we play away against you

dusk elbow
open owl
waxen palm
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Impossible challenge ๐Ÿคฏ

weak viper
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brest scored again btw

open owl
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Bro's a striker now

dusk elbow
covert smelt
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HAHHAHAH

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NANTES

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QUI EST BRESTOIS ICI SVP

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QUI

minor loom
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mm dans le stade cโ€™est gris cโ€™est mossad cโ€™est angoissant lโ€™ambiance

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โ€ฆ

open owl
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Goal Nantes I think

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But too late

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Abline

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Disallowed

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KICKOFF! ALLEZ PAILLADE ALLEZ ALLEEEEZZZZ !!!!!! paillade_heart

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Aight I'm ready

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Almost goal for Metz here

snow marsh
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goal for montpellier

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0-1

open owl
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GOALLLLLLLL

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GOALLLALLLLLL

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ESTEVE !!!!!

snow nacelle
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Goallll

open owl
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I made a promise everytime Estรจve scores I post this picture of him & I

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It happens once a year but that's good for me

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I recognize my club again ๐Ÿ˜

snow marsh
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goal strasbourg

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bakwa scores for strasbourg

open owl
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SAVANIERRR

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WHAT

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WHAT A FUCKING SAVE BY OUKIDJA

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WOAH

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ONCE AGAIN

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WHAT

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AKOR WTF

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HE HAS MISSED A 1v1 AGAINST THE KEEPER EVERY SINGLE GAME FOR LIKE THIS ENTIRE MONTH

open owl
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GOD tier freekick and GOD tier save

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Oukidja why did you save that ๐Ÿ˜ญ I swear this goal would've gone viral worldwide

weak viper
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Goal Strasbourg

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0-2

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Yeah Lorient are definitely getting relegated

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Vitinha benched and Ndiaye finally starting

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Lorient scored one back btw

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Dieng

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Dieng only scores against Strasbourg lmaoo

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I think he is already at 3 goals in 4 games against them

open owl
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BENJAMIN LECOMTEEE !!!!

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WOAHHH

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HHAHAAHAH

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SOMEONE THREW A KINDER SURPRISE GIFT BOX AT THE PITCH? MATCH STOPPED FOR A MINUTE ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Coulibaly debut ! Tamari subbed out

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Penalty Metz

weak viper
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Saved by Lecomte

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I think??

open owl
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no VAR ruled it out

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Twice actually hahah

weak viper
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Payet is there โ™ฅ๏ธ โ™ฅ๏ธ

open owl
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Omeragic injured...

covert smelt
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Gg Pontpellier

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JE VAIS PLEURER

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ON PUE

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ON MARQUE MM PAS CONTRE POULOUSE

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ON PUE LE CACA

open owl
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oh FT BABY

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3 POIIINTSSSS

weak viper
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Kickoff

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Is the broadcasting bugged?

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Or am I the only one

open owl
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ur the only one

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my cousin's watching it downstairs

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i'm studying ngl it's not the most exciting match ๐Ÿ’€

slate elbow
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Psg qualified for cwc 2025

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No other French club can

modern citrus
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@open owl thx for beating FC merde

covert smelt
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Un endroit pour regarder Marseille ?

weak viper
weak viper
slate elbow
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2021 - 2024 ucl winners

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And the next best 8 in a 4 year ucl ranking

covert smelt
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Nn mais gratuit mdr je sais sibo

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Sinon

open owl
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ngl tho i was hoping for you to draw

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that way we have a clearer access to top 10

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but it's aight

waxen palm
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For once Strasbourg carried

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MPP correct prediction

modern citrus
weak viper
waxen palm
open owl
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Lol

weak viper
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GOOOALLLL

open owl
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Goal

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Murillo really

weak viper
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MURILLLOOO

open owl
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I received the notification I was like bro what

weak viper
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WHAT AN ASSIST BY AUBA

open owl
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was it a nice goal?

weak viper
weak viper
waxen palm
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2-0

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Harit

weak viper
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GOOOALLL

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Ndiaye is so good today

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Almost scored

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But harit was there

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So I think he got the assist

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+4

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HT

weak viper
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Second half started btw

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And rashani is off injured

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Allevinah on

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Goal Clermont...

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Our first goal conceded at home since matchday 1

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Sarr in for ndiaye

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Why is he off

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How can we be so good the first half and be so bad the second one

waxen palm
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ANOTHER GABONESE GOAT

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Allevinah ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

open owl
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what is this terrorism

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why is Clermont largely dominating momentum in the second half

open owl
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yeh i know but like what happened ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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CLERMONT dominating at the Velodrome is crazy

waxen palm
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They are actually good there

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They won there once

open owl
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waiting patiently for the second Clermont goal

opal drift
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@open owl why was Montpellier deducted a point?

open owl
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oh... where do i begin

opal drift
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When did it even happen because I just noticed it

open owl
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Click on this message

weak viper
open owl
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wtf

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don't spoil it

weak viper
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Sorry

open owl
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</33

weak viper
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Vitinha and ounahi in

gilded merlin
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Is there any match going on?

open owl
# open owl Click on this message

We had scored the 4th goal against Clermont, everything was looking perfect, kids & people were out of their seats to celebrate the victory & get worn shirts... and then it happened.

weak viper
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Auba and veretout off

weak viper
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The greatest french football club is playing

opal drift
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When did the point deduction become official?

open owl
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Commission de discipline

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๐Ÿšจ OFFICIEL ! Montpellier-Clermont sera ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒฬ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ท๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฒฬ, et ร  huis clos !

Pour rappel, le match avait รฉtรฉ arrรชtรฉ aprรจs le jet d'un pรฉtard ร  destination de Mory Diaw ร  la 90+1', alors que le MHSC menait 4-2.

Montpellier รฉcope รฉgalement d'un point de retrait (+ un autre en sursis).

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We actually lost 3 points total & many injuries, aswell as team motivation for our match against Nantes that we so horribly lost because of many mistakes & overall lack of motivation

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Without this firecracker we would be 9th rn, 6 points away from Europe

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But oh well what can you do rly, LFP are a bunch of dumbasses

weak viper
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Ounahi close

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Finally a shot

serene latch
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Pardon me for asking but is Marseille like top 4 clubs in France in terms of popularity and fanbase?

weak viper
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Q$G is close but it's only since the oil money came in

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Gueye in for harit

serene latch
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Iโ€™m not too familiar with French league but I hear those clubs quite a bit

weak viper
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Monaco would be third I think

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Lille maybe fifth or sixth

serene latch
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Thanks ๐Ÿ‘

weak viper
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Np

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FT

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Boring second half but we take it

open owl
weak viper
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Yh but I'm speaking in France

open owl
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UCL semi finals etc

open owl
weak viper
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I've never seen a single Lyon fan that isn't from Lyon or close to Lyon

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Same for Nice

sterile fractal
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We even have a Facebook fan page in Vietnam with nearly 2k followers

weak viper
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That's all I can say

waxen palm
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๐Ÿ“‹ Le XI de dรฉpart est lร  !

#๐‹๐Ž๐’๐‚๐๐’๐†

โ†˜๏ธ Quoting Team Orange Football (@TeamOrangeFoot)

๐‰-๐Ÿ ๐š๐ฏ๐š๐ง๐ญ ๐Ÿ‘€ #LOSCPSG ! โšฝ๏ธ

Envie de supporter notre club partenaire ? On offre un maillot du @PSG_Insideย parmi ceux quiย cite la ligne de dรฉfense qui dรฉbutera la rencontre. ๐Ÿ’ช

Bonne chance ! ๐Ÿ€

#TeamOrange

lyric wasp
open owl
waxen palm
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Aight let's go

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Can we do another 1-7 pls ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฅบ

lyric wasp
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Another 2021

waxen palm
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Here we go

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KICK-OFF!

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WZE right back ๐Ÿ’€

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Gomes almost

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Literally their first big chance

mortal bane
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this defence

waxen palm
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They got cooked

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This does not surprise me

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Ugarte omds ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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This is becoming way too easy for them

mortal bane
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the pace though

waxen palm
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DEMBELE

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Bro

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This was so well played

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You can't miss that

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More of that please guys

mortal bane
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dembele needs to switch it up on the wing

waxen palm
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Exactly

mortal bane
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bro commentator talking facts

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mbappe ๐Ÿ’€

waxen palm
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bro stepped on the ball mid run

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Pass it already

mortal bane
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bro tried to rocket league pinch it

waxen palm
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Finally some defending on Zhegrova

mortal bane
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he is getting the one up on hernandez though

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hell definitely get a card this game

waxen palm
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Oof

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Vitinha close

mortal bane
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very close

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very good shot

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blinking eck

waxen palm
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But bro's unable as Kimpembe

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Apprently he'll be back next month

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(Nuno)

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And Lucas I feel could be brought back to the central part

mortal bane
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bro my shit just crashed

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im paying for this and my shit crashed

waxen palm
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Because we need a LB and CM by the winter transfer window

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lmao

mortal bane
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yh your defence seems to be the main area that lets you down

waxen palm
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HT 0-0

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Kinda better at the end but we miss a goal

lyric wasp
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0-0

mortal bane
weak viper
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Best RB in the world

viral hill
waxen palm
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He won't come

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Second half starts

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Yoro tho ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ”ฅ

lyric wasp
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10min pr mettre le tifo

waxen palm
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Mdrr

viral hill
waxen palm
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Bruh Marquinhos

mortal bane
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holy

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pen

waxen palm
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PEN

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Well

mortal bane
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definitely a pen

waxen palm
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I didn't think that would've been

lyric wasp
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Penalty word invented to serve parisians

waxen palm
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Yeah pen

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Didn't get the ball

mortal bane
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theres no way they dont give it

open owl
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Pen??

lyric wasp
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The worse team got a pen because they were dominted

open owl
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U guys making me not study for my exam TOMORROW

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i'm watching the pen

waxen palm
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Even if Zhegrova cooked

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What a player

waxen palm
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GOOOOOL

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MBAPPPPEEE

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0-1

mortal bane
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wait

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IM BEHIND

waxen palm
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Great pen

mortal bane
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ok now i see it

sage remnant
lyric wasp
open owl
mortal bane
lyric wasp
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Oh an another player is simulating now

mortal bane
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are you ok mate

waxen palm
lyric wasp
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Barcola should be sold ngl

waxen palm
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Nah I'm done

mortal bane
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so close

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nvm that angle

lyric wasp
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Clear offside

waxen palm
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Yeah

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where are you again from the stadium Yugo

lyric wasp
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Top left of your screen

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First row of the second floor

waxen palm
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Yeah I see lmao

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Vitinha nice block

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Also Hakimi and Skriniar on

mortal bane
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jonathans just saying what we all think

waxen palm
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Tenas ๐Ÿ”ฅ

spark pivot
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So close for Lille

lyric wasp
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Psg handball Var where ?

opal drift
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It was chest

waxen palm
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Yeah

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Thought it hit his hand though

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+5'

mortal bane
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what a save

waxen palm
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TENASSSSSSS

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that's what I wanted to see

open owl
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WOAHHHH

waxen palm
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1-1

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Fuck

open owl
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LMAOOO

mortal bane
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who the fuck just

waxen palm
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Why we had to concede there

open owl
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THEY'VE BOTTLED IT

mortal bane
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i missed who gave away possession

waxen palm
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Ffs

spark pivot
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1-1

lyric wasp
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GET FUCKING IN

open owl
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THEY'VE BOTTLED IT

waxen palm
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FUCK THIS TEAM

mortal bane
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asensio

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what an idiot

lyric wasp
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JONATHAN DAVID RHAAAAAAAAA

celest girder
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WHAT THE FUCKK IS A MILE?!?!

open owl
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they bottled it just like i'm bottling my exam rn

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but it's ok

celest girder
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EHHHHHHH?? ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

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๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

open owl
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this is GREAT

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FT

lyric wasp
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ALLEZ LE LOSC ALLEZ ALLEZ LILLE ALLEZ LILLE ALLEZ LILLE ALLEZ

open owl
sage remnant
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Itโ€™s over guys we bottled the league

waxen palm
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One chance and they score ah man ffs

open owl
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That was badly managed by Tenas ngl

sage remnant
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Weโ€™re done fr

mortal bane
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no way is that tenas fault

waxen palm
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That's not Tenas' fault

celest girder
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WHAT IS A MILE!?!?

waxen palm
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The ball already got deflected

mortal bane
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that was on asensio

waxen palm
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The defenders were not tracking back enough

viral hill
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we always do the error on the right side

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asensio what a dumb ahh

waxen palm
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That was a great save

opal drift
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Stupid by Asensio

open owl
viral hill
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bro was better off leaving it out

opal drift
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Either punt it out or take it to the corner

open owl
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It's kinda like someone massively fucking up but someone manages to recover the error

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Like Tenas didn't fuck up (Asensio did) but I feel like he could've managed it better

viral hill
mortal bane
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i just dont see what he couldve done better

viral hill
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great come back from asensio lol

waxen palm
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Also why is he always putting Asensio late in games

opal drift
waxen palm
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I have him

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hate*

viral hill
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anyways who cares, we will win ligue 1

waxen palm
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He is our best "9"

viral hill
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we spent 150 mil on useless players

tired hawk
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Oh wow

unkempt fossil
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Mbappรฉ Mbappรฉ mbappรฉ*

open owl
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Oh I just rewatched it I didn't know the ball was deflected

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Damn ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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Nice should've won yesterday it would've been more exciting tbf

waxen palm
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Monaco and them bottled

lyric wasp
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Barcoca cola flop of the game on PSG side

waxen palm
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Anyway sad to not take all 3 points but we move

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We'll know our UCL opponents

waxen palm
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It's been like that for a while

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But it is starting to frustrate me

lyric wasp
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Time to wait 1h30 in the parking

spark pivot
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Yikes.. good luck!

open owl
lyric wasp
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Y'all have trams ๐Ÿ’€

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It's been 30 minutes and the car is still parked lmao we can't even LEAVE

open owl
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Damn

lyric wasp
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We have trams but they only go to Roubaix, metro does stadium to the hospital ๐Ÿ’€

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And the stadium being in a different city doesn't help either

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We've seen 5 metros already yet we still haven't moved a single centimeter ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Time to buy a house in Lille

opal drift
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Winter break is needed for the players

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They seem tired already

lyric wasp
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One hour later ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

lyric wasp
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FINALLY WE'RE OUT

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TOOK ONLY 1H20

errant flare
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Lille drew 1-1 with PSG in the 16th round of Ligue 1

In Sunday's match, Lille drew with Paris Saint-Germain after added time, and the hero was Jonathan David, who equalized in the final moments of the match. PSG dominated most of the match but lost the lead in the final minutes, giving Lille a chance to equalize. Despite PSG's flawless play, Jonathan David changed the game with a 90+3rd minute header. The match ended in a draw and Lille celebrate the point.

open owl
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cheers julian love u

weak viper
lyric wasp
modern citrus
opal drift
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Ngl the Lille atmosphere in the stadium was so good I almost started supporting them

vapid nova
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will we have live video of the draw that this server?

weak viper
sterile fractal
open owl
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(i'm delusional)

snow nacelle
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Everyone wants us. I just want to hide ๐Ÿ˜ญ

worthy orbit
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Do you guys think that Lile can be top 3? I will say yes.

open owl
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Soooo Real Sociedad it is

snow nacelle
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Yass

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Is that a good thing

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Could have been much worse

waxen palm
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Eh don't underestimate them

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They didn't 1st for nothing

snow nacelle
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Yeah I know I'm not underestimating anyone

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Don't think we can afford to

weak viper
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Real Sociedad is very good

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RMC sport saying that it's the easiest team for Q$G...

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Barcelona was the easiest imo

viral hill
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finaly a good draw in the last 5 years

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the pressure is on us now

dusk elbow
viral hill
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sociedad probably not

dusk elbow
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I still think our midfield is lacking for the top level

viral hill
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we will have more games under our belt

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if we play like we played in dortmund, and resolve the finishing issues, sociedad should not be an issue

dusk elbow
viral hill
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we sign him and we lose to sociedad

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psg type of thing

dusk elbow
snow nacelle
dusk elbow
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Honestly though i want kephrem thuram

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Lets keep the french rebuild

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Him and yoro

viral hill
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We need pure experience

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big bucks

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a casemiro or smth

dusk elbow
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We live rent free in everyoneโ€™s head all yall do is pray on our downfall its sad lmao

viral hill
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cesemiro WZE and vitnha midfield would slap

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we can sign theo hernandez

dusk elbow
dusk elbow
viral hill
dusk elbow
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Stick to younger players

viral hill
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casemiro is only 31 years old

dusk elbow
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You would say that no matter who we draw

viral hill
dusk elbow
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We outperformed our whole group almost 2x on xg we sure up our defense and no way sociedad beats us

viral hill
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ive been saying such things for 10 years now

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and we always get pooped on

weak viper
dusk elbow
viral hill
dusk elbow
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Galtier wouldโ€™ve kept attacking and got us knocked out

weak viper
viral hill
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he always makes weird decisions

dusk elbow
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Just like vs madrid all he had to do was not be a shit coach the team played a win for him

viral hill
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we still not sure where mbappe needs to play and he is the best player in the world

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๐Ÿ˜ญ

dusk elbow
viral hill
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all from the same area

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bottom right side

dusk elbow
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That was on asensio

viral hill
dusk elbow
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and enrique for taking out ugarte we cant play without a dm

viral hill
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we have big defensive issues

dusk elbow
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Every too team has a dm who protects the defense

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Enrique thinks little ass vitinha with no defensive awareness can do that i wanna smack him

viral hill
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sociedad have nothing to lose

dusk elbow
viral hill
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if we dont pass, I advise qatar to sell the club

waxen palm
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It's PSG

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We can expect the best or the worst

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That's the problem with this club

opal drift
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Just because itโ€™s the easiest draw doesnโ€™t mean itโ€™s going to be the easiest game for us

viral hill
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but if we played a team like real or city, it would be understandable we lose

weak viper
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Shakhtar for us

waxen palm
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Benfica for Toulouse ๐Ÿ’€

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Freiburg for Lens ๐Ÿ’€

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MILAN FOR RENNES โ˜ ๏ธ

weak viper
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Toulouse and Rennes are out

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Lens can do it

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Honestly I don't like this draw as they already knocked out two french teams in the last two years

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But come on if we don't beat them we don't deserve to play the Europa League

viral hill
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rip rennes

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marseille should win

weak viper
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  • some players will be at the afcon
viral hill
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ye

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we lose hakimi

worthy orbit
viral hill
weak viper
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i think harit, ounahi, sarr, ndiaye, gueye and mbemba won't be there

weak viper
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it's the worst team in ligue 1 rn

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they lost to lorient and lyon

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if they score 1 goal it's good

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i have more hope in toulouse than rennes

worthy orbit
sterile fractal
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He's only 28 years old also, you can use for long term

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He's World Champion with France, he would perfectly fit PSG's French rebuild right now

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Only 20Mโ‚ฌ very cheap

modern citrus
dusk elbow
snow nacelle
waxen palm
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But he will be back a week before the 1st leg starts

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Unless Morocco go out early

open owl
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best I can do chief

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probably arrives june 2025

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after gta 6๐Ÿ˜ญ

snow nacelle
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I want that hoodie it's beautiful

open owl
snow nacelle
arctic lantern
austere valley
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I just want to cry

snow nacelle
lyric wasp
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Should've been villarreal

opal drift
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Iโ€™ve never seen a free kick coming directly back to someone

dusk elbow
subtle walrus
subtle walrus
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Maybe not

snow nacelle
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Another psg gk getting robbed ๐Ÿ˜•

waxen palm
open owl
open owl
austere valley
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Mouais

weak viper
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@open owl you ready for tomorrow?

waxen palm
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๐Ÿšจ OFFICIEL ! Ousmane Dembรฉlรฉ est ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ๐—™๐—”๐—œ๐—ง pour PSG-Metz. ๐Ÿค•โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™

Le Franรงais est victime d'une alerte aux ischios jambiers.

Arnau Tenas (lรฉgรจrement touchรฉ lโ€™รฉpaule droite) sera lui aussi prรฉservรฉ.

wintry swift
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See ya in 2024 pre season dembulance

viral hill
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the break is in a week, they dont want to risk it

covert smelt
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ON VA JOUER CONTRE MILAN

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HHAHAHAHHAHAH

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SIUU

weak viper
covert smelt
open owl
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Laugh at me rn all u want u won't be laughing in 30 hours dumbasscat

waxen palm
open owl
weak viper
open owl
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Metz couldn't do it

jade hedge
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Real question for PSG fans : should Mbappรฉ leave ?

covert smelt
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I can see him leaving

covert smelt
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Hahahhahahahahaha

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Le Havre va foudroyer Peims demain les reufs

covert smelt
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Ah mrd t un anglais

sage remnant
lyric wasp
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GOAL Annecy 0-[1] RODEZ

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Annecy relegating lmao

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LAVAL [1]-0 Auxerre

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1-1

open owl
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guys i found worse than montpellier

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^ this ended in a goal

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but like this looks like a montpellier action

weak viper
lyric wasp
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nooooo annecy scored

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GOAL RODEZ

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1-2

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they do be helping bordeaux

lyric wasp
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Saint Etienne went from 3-0 to 3-2

open owl
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Man why is Laval doing bad sadCat

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I play them on football manager

lyric wasp
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penaltroyes bottled

open owl
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Got sacked from Montpellier after falling off with Laurent Nicollin & they hit me up for a manager job & I led them to an undefeated National season & a promotion to Ligue 1 in 2 seasons

lyric wasp
open owl
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Yeah I know but compared to their beginning of the season

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they were rly good

lyric wasp
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it was mostly luck wins against bad teams

open owl
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oh come on

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they were first from matchday 6 to matchday 15

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& now they drop to 4th

covert smelt
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Gagagaggagaga laval

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hahahahah

snow nacelle
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Happy birthday bape ๐Ÿ’™

open owl
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good morning to everyone especially people whose club will win today (montpellier)

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last time i said it i stuttered now i'm not stuttering

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anything less than a 4-1 win today is considered a loss.

open owl
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(who in their right mind would say yes?)

viral hill
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will do that

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i think mbappe will never go to real

open owl
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@weak viper u ready?

weak viper
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of course

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demain matin j'ai bac blanc de philo ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Mais pas grave OM > philo

waxen palm
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Bonne chance mdr

weak viper
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Merci

broken vigil
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@covert smelt Lewadisney hahahahahha

covert smelt
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But yes, disney man...

broken vigil
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Looool

broken vigil
waxen palm
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๐Ÿšจ Ezequiel Lavezzi a รฉtรฉ POIGNARDร‰ ! ๐Ÿ˜ณ

L'ancien joueur du PSG a รฉtรฉ hospitalisรฉ ce mercredi en Uruguay aprรจs avoir รฉtรฉ poignardรฉ ร  l'abdomen lors d'une dispute.

Un rapport mรฉdical est attendu pour connaรฎtre son รฉtat de santรฉ. (@RMCsport)

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How did that even happen

weak viper
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apparently it's because of a family argument or something like that

waxen palm
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Literally a familial conflict omds ๐Ÿ’€

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Didn't think it would go this far

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Hope he's fine ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ

weak viper
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except for ounahi as cam W lineup

open owl
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There's a group of Marseille dumbasses around me in the tram rn

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The XI that will annihilate Marseille today!

weak viper
open owl
weak viper
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Nah we have just a lot of fans in your city

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And in pretty much every french city

open owl
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All footix

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If ur local plays in topflight football & u support a club with no connection that just wins or has a big name ur a footix

waxen palm
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I can't with this man

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I'm done

open owl
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The stadium is full cool but I'd rather a 13k stadium against Brest than a 25k stadium with footix

weak viper
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Also they can be people like me who are close to Marseille but aren't too far from Montpellier

weak viper
weak viper
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@open owl how does it feel to hear Mariah Carey in the stadium

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Fun fact: Gigot and Savanier played together at Arles

waxen palm
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KICK-OFF! everywhere

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For the last time in 2023

open owl
waxen palm
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1-0 Clermont ๐Ÿ’€

open owl
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DUDE

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GOA LINE CLEARANCE FOR PARSEILLE

waxen palm
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Not shocked though

open owl
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SE WERE ABOUT TO SCORE

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THIS WAS IN

waxen palm
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See it's starting again

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You guys missing great chances

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1-0 Toulouse

weak viper
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Omg so close

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Another miss from Adams

waxen palm
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Monaco and Rennes ๐Ÿ’€

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When is Asensio gonna start a game

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It's been decades already

austere valley
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va falloir aller se faire foutre

open owl
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AKOOR ANOTHER

austere valley
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mais bonn

open owl
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MISS

austere valley
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clermont etait tellement au dessus

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0 surprise

weak viper
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Mbemba so close

open owl
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GOLLLLLALL

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GOALLLLLLLL

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FAYAAADDDD

snow nacelle
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Who??

open owl
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GOALLLLLLL

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MONTPELLIIEEERRR

snow nacelle
open owl
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SECOND CORNER GOAL IN A ROW

weak viper
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Goal Montpellier

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Don't worry we'll come back

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Montpellier Vs OM are always comebacks

snow nacelle
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Hope my birthday boy scores today ๐Ÿฅฐ

open owl
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CROWD FIGHT

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Goal Marseille. 1-1.

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BYE BYE

snow nacelle
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Not u right

open owl
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no i wish

waxen palm
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Lmao

snow nacelle
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Wait I just realised, where is hakimi

waxen palm
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Think he has a personal issue

snow nacelle
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Huh.

waxen palm
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Wait wtf

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He's on the bench

snow nacelle
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Did u see the news about kimpembe possibly needing extra surgery?

weak viper
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Fayad injured?

waxen palm
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Goal Brest

dense bane
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come on kylian, we need a hattrick or sth

waxen palm
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1-0

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Lille goal

dense bane
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istg if psg don't win today.

waxen palm
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Red Le Havre

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That's if we can finish

snow nacelle
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Like we already in Christmas

dense bane
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they always do some dumb stuff because they know that they are too good

waxen palm
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2-0 Brest

snow nacelle
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Huh

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In 2 min

waxen palm
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1-0 Reims

dense bane
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kylian injured?

snow nacelle
waxen palm
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He's ok I think

dense bane
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i want a mbappe hattrick or sth.

snow nacelle
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Unlikely

dense bane
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yeah metz look like they will defend and that's all. if they get sth on the counter, then it's a bonus

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maybe asensio or goncalo 2nd half, that might help them break down metz

waxen palm
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Monaco goal

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1-1

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Ben Yedder

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What are we doing when we're upfront ah

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I'm seeing this almost every game

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3-0 Brest

weak viper
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3-0 Brest

waxen palm
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Doumbia hat-trick

weak viper
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3 goals in how many minutes?

waxen palm
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29

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Oh the time in between

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6 then

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Bro thinks he's Lewy

dense bane
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well if psg don't take the lead, metz will. 2nd half metz might get a goal on the counter

weak viper
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Adams ๐Ÿ’€

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It's the 3rd one today

dense bane
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Metz really parked it

weak viper
dense bane
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they just defending and that's all.

weak viper
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Average newly promoted ligue 1 team

dense bane
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they might need a outside the box banger or sth, no way you're breaking down that dumb park the bus thing like this

snow nacelle
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This game is so boring

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Please don't end my year like that ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

waxen palm
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This is boring honestly bruh

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I'm watching Spain under Enrique

dense bane
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yeah

snow nacelle
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Yuck

waxen palm
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Well he won't be coming back anymore

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Think his season's done again

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Unless he comes back at the very end

snow nacelle
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I didn't think it was possible to still not be ok by now

open owl
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"Marseillais enculรฉs" chants ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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music to my ears

snow nacelle
waxen palm
open owl
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AKOR

weak viper
open owl
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AKOR

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AKORRRRRR

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DUDE

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DUDE

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OPEN GOAL

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NO KEEPER THIS TIME

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STILL MISSED

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4TH OF THE GAME

sweet condor
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Fucken marseille

open owl
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26TH OF THE SEASON

waxen palm
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It's happening again for xGontpellier

open owl
weak viper
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LMAOOO

dense bane
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nah i give up, this psg game might end 0-0. so boring

weak viper
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Sell Adams now

waxen palm
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Should be like 3-0 now

snow nacelle
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Pretty sure metz going to score first

waxen palm
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Strasbourg 1-1

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OG too

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Blud Imma close this game

snow nacelle
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??

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Our game? You're leaving!?

open owl
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Penalty

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Marseille

snow nacelle
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Eeks

austere valley
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bon euh

waxen palm
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Monaco pen

austere valley
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we dont see our team on the multiplex

waxen palm
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2-1

weak viper
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PEN COME ON

waxen palm
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Ben Yedder brace

weak viper
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Is it outside or inside the box?

open owl
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LOL NVM

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OUTSIDE

weak viper
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FK

open owl
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still in tho

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goal probably

snow nacelle
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No pen?

open owl
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AT LEAST 200 MARSEILLE FANS

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INFILTRATED

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MISSED

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YYEEEESSSSSS

snow nacelle
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HAHAHA

open owl
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THERES A LITEAL CROWD BATTLE

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I SWEAR

snow nacelle
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Every one of our players looks so frustrated

dense bane
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HT 0-0,

snow nacelle
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Every one of our fans is bored

rigid cape
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Comment Paris n'a pas rรฉussi ร  marquer

open owl
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guys

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this is a fucking insane game

snow nacelle
waxen palm
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Red Clermont

open owl
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HALF TIME

weak viper
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HT mid game from us

waxen palm
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Calm my guy off

weak viper
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DOUMBIA 4 GOALS WHAT

waxen palm
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4-0 Brest

snow nacelle
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Wtf how

waxen palm
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Brest in Europe โ“๏ธโ“๏ธ

weak viper
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He isn't even a forward

dense bane
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psg 70+ % ball poss but 1 shot on target. tf, only side and back passes

snow nacelle
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Yawns

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Oh, 50th appearance for wze ๐Ÿ˜

weak viper
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@open owl why your players were so happy when they kicked out the ball after the fk

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They think they won the league or what

open owl
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No but we didn't get robbed

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as we always do

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not all clubs are big bro

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see when there's a half fair ref u lose

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ON VA MANGER DU MARSEILLAIS CE SOIR

snow nacelle
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If we don't score in the next 10 min I'm going to bed

subtle walrus
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Wow lyon is honestly truly back

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What caused this switch?

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They're leading to nantes

waxen palm
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Lacazette goal

subtle walrus
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Alexandre lacazette

snow nacelle
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Wtf lee

subtle walrus
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Their best player

snow nacelle
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Wait I missed that

waxen palm
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VITINHAAAAAA

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Wait

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Mb

open owl
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QUELLE PARADE BENJIIIII

waxen palm
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Nvm

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1-0 us

snow nacelle
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Viti is so reliable this season

waxen palm
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Finally bro

snow nacelle
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I looked away for a sec and we scored

pastel sorrel
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Whos this Doumbia guy

snow nacelle
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New goat

dense bane
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damn

pastel sorrel
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Blud will end up in the prem before the end of the season

open owl
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Goal

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Marseille

subtle walrus
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MARSEILLE EQUALISER

open owl
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Stadium exploded bro

subtle walrus
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YESSS

waxen palm
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Lmao

weak viper
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GOOOALLLL

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VERETOUTTTT

waxen palm
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xGontpellier has done it again!

snow nacelle
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We r still behind u @open owl

weak viper
weak viper
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You're gonna regret Adams misses

waxen palm
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Red card

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Monaco

waxen palm
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1-1 Rennes

subtle walrus
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BRO HOW CAN THE BEST MONACO PLAYER GET A RED

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WHAT THE FUCK DID HE DO

waxen palm
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Kalimuendo

weak viper
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Yellow for gigot

open owl
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Parseille paying refs

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This was a pen

waxen palm
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Not shocking ๐Ÿ˜น

weak viper
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If you watched on TV you would see that Jullien jumped on kondo's back

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And fouled him

open owl
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Phone died bye guys

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We r winning

weak viper
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Nothing

open owl
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See u at 12 AM

weak viper
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You're about to be cooked tomorrow

snow nacelle
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Asensio warming up

waxen palm
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Finally

dense bane
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2-0

snow nacelle
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Bape so quiet today

dense bane
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Finally PSG

waxen palm
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LETS GO

snow nacelle
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OMG

austere valley
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WE FUCKING EQUALIZED

snow nacelle
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MBAPPEEEE

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JUST AS I SAID

austere valley
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WE FUCKING DIT IT VAMOS

snow nacelle
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BAPEEEE

waxen palm
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MBAPPEEEEE

snow nacelle
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE

waxen palm
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YESSS

dense bane
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WHAT A GOAL

snow nacelle
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LOL THE CAMERA WENT TO ETHAN THEN HAKI

waxen palm
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BIRTHDAY GOAL

snow nacelle
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lovely

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They gonna have a good party tonight

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Should have invited me

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Hernandez coming on

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Lol mbappe

thorn hatch
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The whole stadium sang Jingle Bells in Strasbourg - Lille, memorable moment zomg

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Allez Metz, Allez Boloni

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Boloni is a great coach

snow nacelle
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Asensio for rkm

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Rkm looks very sad all the time

waxen palm
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Because he's not performing well enough

snow nacelle
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He isn't

waxen palm
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He's good yeah but he is not consistent and misses almost every chance he gets

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Especially when he's starting

pastel sorrel
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where the fuck is Ramos

waxen palm
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He's better as a supersub

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Bench

pastel sorrel
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Did he have an affair with enrique's niece or smth

pastel sorrel
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I'm convinced he hates him

snow nacelle
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Ramos?

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But he's very flat when he's on too

pastel sorrel
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To the point of having mbappe as a "flying forward"

snow nacelle
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Wtf metz scored

thorn hatch
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gooal metz

waxen palm
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Oh fuck off

dense bane
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Yeah they bout to bottle it

waxen palm
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These can't keep a CS

dense bane
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this bout to end 2-2

thorn hatch
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No metz fans around?

waxen palm
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Always on corners

weak viper
snow nacelle
weak viper
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Vitinha and harit in

dense bane
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psg will bottle it, i have a feeling

weak viper
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Ounahi and Ndiaye off

pastel sorrel
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Metz about to equalise with this ๐Ÿ’€

snow nacelle
weak viper
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Auba can be subbed out too Gattuso

thorn hatch
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Lille is fuking sleeping smh

dense bane
# snow nacelle No

bro i am telling you, they bout to switch off after 85 and in stoppage time the opponent always has a chance against psg

thorn hatch
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Screw PSG

snow nacelle
pastel sorrel
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it's coming

snow nacelle
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NO

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In Donna we trust (sort of)

dense bane
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hahaha i am calling it 2-2

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psg always concede in the last mins

sage remnant
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Mbappe third goal

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On his birthday

snow nacelle
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Yes

pastel sorrel
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corner again

woven trench
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y asensio

waxen palm
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Strasbourg 2-1

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Lille bruh

dense bane
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they are starting to counter well. metz goal is coming, i have a feeling

thorn hatch
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damn

snow nacelle
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Oh bapes goal was assisted by viti

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Viti goat

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NOOOO

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UGHH

thorn hatch
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๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ lille

waxen palm
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I'm late

snow nacelle
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Nothing. Was a good chance

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For us

waxen palm
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Mbappe really wants to put this game to bed

snow nacelle
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What does that mean

weak viper
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Montpellier ultras using fireworks

waxen palm
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Pen Nice

weak viper
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Game may be stopped

mortal bane
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red cards everywhere ๐Ÿ’€

waxen palm
weak viper
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BRO STOP

snow nacelle
waxen palm
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1-0 Nice

weak viper
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ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB

mortal bane
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MOFFI

thorn hatch
weak viper
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They are gonna suspend the game if they don't stop

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Finally they stopped

thorn hatch
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come on, lille...

snow nacelle
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Cmon psg

weak viper
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2-0 Nice

waxen palm
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Wdym

mortal bane
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i believe its nice mate

waxen palm
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It's Nice

weak viper
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Nice* sorry

thorn hatch
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nice atmosphere in strasbourg tho

mortal bane
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no worries mate just dont let it happen again

thorn hatch
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damn