ask why in french
#ligue-1
open owl
open owl
such a weird word to block 💀
waxen palm
such a weird word to block 💀
les gens sont aigris c'est pour ça
comme quoicoubeh ou apagnan
open owl
😭
waxen palm
Mdr c'est maintenant une heure de colle si tu dis ça 💀
weak viper
comme quoicoubeh ou apagnan
non par contre ca pour le bien du pays ca mérite d'être ban
waxen palm
🫱🏻🫲🏼
waxen palm
MDRRRRRRRR
covert smelt
? <@456226577798135808>
Putain tu m'a bien cramé
Mais azy sah j'ai apporté bcp a ce serveur
sans moi le serveur est finito
covert smelt
mortal bane
these games will always be my favourite
weak viper
errant flare
Nice won 2-1 against Reims in the 15th round of Ligue 1
waxen palm
W Le Havre for MPP
waxen palm
What is Lille doing
mortal bane
not a good game for them
open owl
FT Clermont-Lille
mortal bane
for neither tbh
open owl
FT Metz-Brest
modern citrus
<@575299854692122624> you finally won a game
KSKZKZZOZEOOZOOWOWOWWWNJZOSOZOSJZJPDJOD
zealous saffron
covert smelt
I would put a bet on Toulouse 😄 Lyon are terrible
Putain Brest 10 points d'avance sur nous
ON PUE
ON EST GUEZ
JEN AI MARRE
open owl
<@575299854692122624> you finally won a game
I swear to god on my life I knew they were gonna score a late winner
I looked at the stats & I was like
Yeaa I'm sorry this is gonna end 2-1 like all Ligue 1 games this matchday almost
2-1 merchants
attends comment ça on peut finir barragiste si Lorient gagne demain ?
modern citrus
c'est incroyable comment tout le monde est guez cette saison
waxen palm
Lyon lead
modern citrus
jamais de la vie on a le droit d'être 10 emes dans le jeu on doit être relégables
modern citrus
what the hell
waxen palm
💀💀💀💀
waxen palm
Bro c'est quoi ça
sterile fractal
On est nul mais Toulouse est pire
.
atomic kestrel
Yo quelqu'un a un site pour le regarder la match svp
sterile fractal
Yo quelqu'un a un site pour le regarder la match svp
va priv
On connait le scenario. En 2eme mi temps Toulouse va égaliser par un banger et une erreur individuelle
subtle walrus
Wow lyon
sterile fractal
On connait le scenario. En 2eme mi temps Toulouse va égaliser par un banger et u...
et voila l'erreur individuelle
incroyable
urban arch
je regarderai le match de l'OM
sterile fractal
1ere fois de ma vie j'ai vu Lopes sauvé un péno
waxen palm
Incroyable mdrrrr
covert smelt
I would put a bet on Toulouse 😄 Lyon are terrible
Never mind guys 😄
unkempt fossil
Lyon is winning? The world must be ending
waxen palm
Fr 💀
weak viper
Toulouse really respecting their own name
They are so shit
They missed a pen
They do literally nothing
covert smelt
Lacazette hattrick
sterile fractal
our first home win this season
covert smelt
Incredible
weak viper
What they should do to Toulouse:
sterile fractal
nah at least they beat Liverpool
weak viper
FT
sterile fractal
une force spirituelle a aidé Lyon gagner ce soir?
urban arch
They do literally nothing
we'll see in ucl if psg respect toulose name too
lyric wasp
lmaoo
VA showed their real football level by drawing 1-1 with Mulhouse and only won at pens
bronze grotto
urban arch
BANG
weak viper
0-1
weak viper
AUBAAAA
I'm waiting for the potential offside
NOT OFFSIDE COME ON
Auba is the top assister in ligue 1 ???
waxen palm
Man I ain't gonna score any MPP points today
weak viper
Aubameyang est un sérieux candidat pour pour le ballon d'or 🔥
WHAT A SAVE LOPEZ
GOOOALLLL
BALERDIII
3-0
waxen palm
When did bro start scoring
weak viper
When did bro start scoring
Last time he scored was against sporting Portugal I think
Last season
When we won 4-1
We're playing like we are losing 3-0
Goal lorient
Faivre
waxen palm
👀
mortal bane
thats harits fault man
waxen palm
What did bro do
mortal bane
but they scored anyway dont matter
weak viper
Goal confirmed
mortal bane
what a play
open owl
Marseille decide to FUCKING wake up one week before we face them?
are you KIDDING me right now
weak viper
Second half started
open owl
Second half started
You better eat a red card NOW
3 matchs fermes pour Auba
NOW
Je veux RIEN entendre
2 ça suffit aussi
waxen palm
Marseille decide to FUCKING wake up one week before we face them?
Good luck
open owl
Good luck
Thanks
- next week on Wednesday it'll be the day I finish my exams
So I'm getting fucked by my exams in the morning & Marseille in the evening
cheers
GOAL LORIENT
HOOOLD ON...... @weak viper ??
weak viper
Benjamin Mendy first goal since you know what
open owl
They did it against Lyon
weak viper
Didn't celebrate
open owl
They did it against us
open owl
They did it against us
(last 3 mins 3 goals btw)
IMPOSSIBLE N'EST PAS LORIENTAIS
ALLEZ LES MERLUS
weak viper
Don't even think about it
If we keep playing like this they might do it
waxen palm
Do they know that it's 90 mins + AT?
weak viper
Gueye and Sarr on for Auba and harit
27 fouls 💀
NO FOUL???
That deserves at least a yellow
mortal bane
waxen palm
Lol
waxen palm
They need to score now
weak viper
Gigot suspended against us no?? <@760535216086974485>
I think so
But we have meite so it's alright
open owl
Wait no he served his suspension
He served his suspension against Strasbourg
Doesn't it reset after he serves his suspension?
I forgor
But I think Renan Lodi is suspended
open owl
Unfortunately
Don't worry we'll beat them
They lost Clauss
And maybe next game against Clermont Auba will get a red card
weak viper
FT
open owl
I wish no injury on anyone 🙏 but maybe Vitinha can get stuck in the bathroom
weak viper
Our first away win
open owl
WHAT
😭😭😭
u guys SUCK
(we have 3 wins this season)
I had put 2 at first because I thought Lyon was a free win for everyone so I didn't count it
but all this banter is making me eat my words cause we're 4 points away from Lyon
pine roost
covert smelt
Ez auba ballon d’or c sur bande de merde fuck psg
Top 3 qualifié ldc mdr
Vous verrez l’om iron en ldc
lyric wasp
OM top 3 lol 😂
urban arch
Benjamin Mendy first goal since you know what
It's literally a shame Lorient signed him
sterile fractal
Lyon fans after they win one game:
ON JOUE LÊ TITRE
weak viper
It's literally a shame Lorient signed him
Why
urban arch
I’ll save the politics for another time
open owl
hazy briar
acoustic sparrow
V
weak viper
Group A in CdF:
I think we are in this group because every club from paca got knocked out lol
But why not Nîmes with us
That means no Nîmes vs Montpellier
open owl
I think we are in this group because every club from paca got knocked out lol
No they just don't want hostilities
It's so stupid
And this whole rule of if the team is 2 leagues below u u have to play away is so stupid
It's stupid for both teams cause the higher league team wants to play on a good pitch & the lower league team (esp if they're not pro) playing in such an important stadium would be very nice for them I imagine
weak viper
No they just don't want hostilities
Bro I just checked and if they actually did a regional group there would be only occitany teams + us and some Aquitaine teams
open owl
Even tho Marseille-Fabrègues in Velodrome with 60k people would kill Fabrègues players but yea
open owl
Bro I just checked and if they actually did a regional group there would be only...
But it's not the same for other groups?
weak viper
There wouldn't even be enough teams I think
That's why they added us in the north group especially because we are pro clubs so we shouldn't mind a far away game
open owl
Man
Why put the Martinique bros with us too
💀💀
I'll take a Montpellier-Golden Lion
But like
In group C there's Nîmes-Alès
weak viper
Martinique's clubs are with us??
waxen palm
weak viper
now plz let me know when we r playing and who
Did it already start?
weak viper
Ok
open owl
OL putting the womens coupe de france on the table like they're not gonna win it again in 5 months
LOL PSG first club to be selected
This draw is so anticlimactic
DER ZAK FIGHTING WITH ANOTHER PLAYER
Montpellier draw OL...
(womens)
For fucks sake even our womens team is doomed
Mens draw starts soon @weak viper
weak viper
Can't wait to draw Man City for the mens
Don't worry you'll draw us
open owl
Can't wait to draw Man City for the mens
France invades England during the ad break & all PL clubs are now in CdF
open owl
Don't worry you'll draw us
I would kms
instantly
I would actually be so mad
Unless it's at home
Also wait a second
Since we're group A are we playing friday?
if we're playing friday I legit can't go
it has to be saturday or sunday
weak viper
Since we're group A are we playing friday?
I don't think the dates are related to the groups
weak viper
it has to be saturday or sunday
I hope too
open owl
I don't think the dates are related to the groups
It was for the womens I think????
unless I'm wrong af
open owl
Yea
weak viper
Even if it is in Montpellier
open owl
Come
weak viper
I'm only 1h15min away
open owl
Gevaudan 💯💯
weak viper
Maybe less
weak viper
Wait so when are we getting the dates
I just know that it's the 6 and 7 of January
open owl
COME ON
MONTPELLIER GOLDEN LION
I WILL BE THERE
AMIENS
MONTPELLIER
WHAUWHUSHSHDD
USBSIXJSJ
weak viper
Well not coming to Montpellier anytime soon
open owl
NOOOOO
weak viper
Lille against golden lion
open owl
If it's VA-OM I swear to god
Lmfao
weak viper
u guys got such fkn easy matches
No cup games are easy for us
open owl
this is actually dumb
open owl
No cup games are easy for us
We got eliminated on the first round against Pau last year.
Mid table L2.
EXACTLY like Amiens today
open owl
Guingamp vs Rennes is gonna be so hot
weak viper
Reminder that Rennes lost twice against Guingamp in a cup final
waxen palm
PSG rigging as always
Bluee stop crying man
https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1734293290978042183?t=fv4-iqdsVVEZD5izHw6c3w&s=19 lmao we are so loved
weak viper
Btw where are the DH clubs?
Usually there is at least one
There isn't even a R3 club
weak viper
Just found out that if thionville lost their last game we would have faced Annecy 💀 💀
hollow compass
soo, PSG need to win or newcastle-milan draw, to advance to next round?
weak viper
since when is there a Marseille emoji in this server?
snow nacelle
since when is there a Marseille emoji in this server?<:OM:1179495412638433300>
Oh nice
viral hill
soo, PSG need to win or newcastle-milan draw, to advance to next round?
we can draw and milan win and we still pass
if new castle wins we must win
open owl
since when is there a Marseille emoji in this server?<:OM:1179495412638433300>
need a 
one now
lyric wasp
Imagine have OM logo but not annecy
subtle walrus
need a <:clubMontpellierHeraultSC:1074346442233221241> one now
You should invite me to the Ligue 1 server
open owl
You should invite me to the Ligue 1 server
ok
covert smelt
Les reufs
Matchs de CDF :
- Amiens - Montepellier / Lille - Golden Lion
- Saint Omer - Reims Sainte Anne / Sarreguemines - Valenciennes
- Thionville - OM / Feinies Aulnoyes - Quevilly
- Chambly - Racing CFF / Guigamp - Rennes
- Lyon La Duchere - Le Puy en Velay / Chambéry - Toulouse
- Sochaux - Lorient / Brest - Angers
- Feurs - St-Priest / Louhans-Cuisseaux - Rouen
- Pontarlier - OL / Nice - Auxerre
- Lens - Monaco / Le Havre - Caen
- Romorantin - CS Moulien / Metz - Clermont
- Ales - Paris FC / Orleans - Nimes
- Sannois-St Gratien - Bordeaux / Fabrégues - Trélissac
- Bergerac - Libourne / Dieppe - Laval
- Pau - Nantes / Revel - Psg
- Dinan-Léhon - Reims / Chinon Cinais - RCSA
- Challans - Rodez / Les Herbiers - Chateauroux
lyric wasp
lets go Saint Omer will be in the last 16
weak viper
https://fxtwitter.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1734577608019374088 why do they do it now
There is just one game left
Do it for Clauss instead
covert smelt
revel psg gros gros match
Ptdrr tu rigoles j'espère
Ton gros club PSG il bat toute la France
Pas bsoin de gros match ou pas
covert smelt
Je savais mm pas que ct un club frr
viral hill
Je savais mm pas que ct un club frr
ils ont fait quart de finale de C1 en 2005
viral hill
D'ou Revel c'était en Ldc
bah oui attaque di mateo berkamp
weak viper
How's lens so far
covert smelt
I'm a Lille fan but supporting Lens today, Sevilla should be eliminated.
Tu es le seul
waxen palm
FRANKOWSKIIIIII
viral hill
letsss gooo lens
viral hill
good for france coef
viral hill
bruh
weak viper
1-1
thorn hatch
Stupid Lens
weak viper
I'm already warning you if Lens lose you're gonna hear me mock them for the rest of the day
covert smelt
😷
waxen palm
thorn hatch
Ramos on his way home
waxen palm
waxen palm
Well Lens made us happy tonight
We need to continue that
If these guys finally wake up on away games ong
lyric wasp
Lens will lose against toulouse
weak viper
snow nacelle
If these guys finally wake up on away games ong
Are you talking about us because I don't think so 😭
weak viper
https://tenor.com/view/europe-league-uefa-galatasaray-fenerbahce-uefa-europe-lea...
OM vs Q$G Europa League final gonna be crazy
snow nacelle
No thank you
open owl
https://www.lequipe.fr/Football/Actualites/Les-supporters-de-paris-rennes-nice-r...
Donc ils seront avec nous en tribune
weak viper
don't worry we will still be there
weak viper
the stadium will explode as always when we score
weak viper
le pire c'est qu'il y a une rivalité pour montpellier avec nous mais nous on s'en fout de montpellier
j'aime bien montpellier
open owl
le pire c'est qu'il y a une rivalité pour montpellier avec nous mais nous on s'e...
That's not what Marseille fans think
weak viper
pas aussi forte que celle avec nimes mais un peu quand meme
open owl
Les marseillais ils font chier
Ils s'incrustent dans nos tribunes même dans des matchs qui les concernent pas
weak viper
pour moi en rivalité régionale on a juste nice en ligue 1
open owl
Ils s'incrustent dans nos tribunes même dans des matchs qui les concernent pas
Après ça va se plaindre qu'ils se font aggresser
No incidents so far this szn (we already had enough...) with OM fans but last szn it was horrible
Our 0-3 loss to Nantes at home last szn was absolute chaos
-
Homophobic + extremely vulgar insults from ultras to the team (équipe de tapettes, vous ne valez pas une merde)
-
Ultras section completely empty (on purpose, it was not suspended, ultras just decided not to watch the match on purpose)
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About 10 minutes in, big brawl between a Marseille fan (idk wtf he was doing there) & some ppl in Corbières
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20 minutes in, ultras decide to rush the section with pyros & firecrackers & throw them onto the pitch, match stopped for 17 mins
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2nd half, 2 red cards (Wahi, Khazri), 3 goals for Nantes
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EdT suspended for 6 games
-
Pitau sacked next week
viral hill
Après ça va se plaindre qu'ils se font aggresser
les ultra marseille ca pique
open owl
Our 0-3 loss to Nantes at home last szn was absolute chaos
* Homophobic + extre...
Conveniently it was also the first football match ever for a friend of mine that didn't rly like football & needless to say she never step foot in a football stadium ever since 😭
waxen palm
Shoot
Well we better go with Barcola Asensio Mbappe
But for some reason
He'll start Lee on the wing with Mbappe at 9 ffs
His fault if we go out man I can't
Asensio hasn't played a lot
lyric wasp
🇩🇪 One eliminated club
🇫🇷 ZERO eliminated clubs
WHOS NEXT
🏴 or 🇮🇹 ?
wait MU lost
France and italy might be the only 100% countries
weak viper
France and italy might be the only 100% countries
Milan can still be knocked out
open owl
He'll start Lee on the wing with Mbappe at 9 ffs
cause that makes sense
kinda
i don't see him starting barcola idk
he was god awful against newcastle
waxen palm
Nah he was good
open owl
Nah he was good
idk I just saw the stats & bro missed 3 big chances & had a personal xG of like 1.8 or something
weak viper
https://fxtwitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1734966649780863008
Gueye?
waxen palm
idk I just saw the stats & bro missed 3 big chances & had a personal xG of like ...
Yeah that's what I was referring then lol
weak viper
Oh he isn't there because he isn't in the uel team
open owl
Yeah that's what I was referring then lol
yeh I mean he kinda cost you Europe technically
open owl
man days are passing by so quickly
idk wtf is going on
https://fxtwitter.com/ActuL1_/status/1734927674349400306 Solid Ligue 2 stadium
Meanwhile Montpellier.......
waxen palm
yeh I mean he kinda cost you Europe technically
yeah but that's our fault we weren't clinical enough all game
open owl
yeah but that's our fault we weren't clinical enough all game
Yeah tbf u can always find the blame on a player action on some match but in that case I mean with the game ending at 1-1 if he scored one of these 3 big chances you would've been qualified
but I can say the same about Akor scoring against Lens last week or Leroy scoring against Le Havre 4 months ago we would've been playing Europe
https://fxtwitter.com/usldunkerque/status/1734958844076343388 qu'est ce qu'ils sont déguelasses putain
steep moon
CAN SOMEONE HELP ME WITH FRENCH
weak viper
CAN SOMEONE HELP ME WITH FRENCH
what do you want
open owl
CAN SOMEONE HELP ME WITH FRENCH
probably not but wat u need
steep moon
probably not but wat u need
dms
steep moon
what do you want
dms
open owl
probably not but wat u need
le français et moi ça date maintenant
i'm incapable of doing those little grammar shits now ngl
lyric wasp
https://fxtwitter.com/usldunkerque/status/1734958844076343388 qu'est ce qu'ils s...
Le Pays de Saint Omer va les détruire
Ca change rien, toute élimination de Reims Sainte Anne est positive pour le football francais
on rappelle que ces ksos ont été balancer des bouteilles en verre sur l'entraineur de wasquehal l'année passée
aucune pitié pour ce club vrmt
viral hill
Danilo? Asensio? (Ugarte? I get that he has been underpeforming lately but bruh)
we will be full offense
open owl
https://fxtwitter.com/actul1_/status/1735008613465215217
HONESTLY THIS FUCKING LEAGUE CAN GO FUCK ITSELF
HOW LITERALLY HOW IS THIS BROAD DAYLIGHT CORRUPTION GOING ON
Clauss playing against Montpellier 🤡🤡🤡 @weak viper
If OM ever try to speak about not being favored in LFP decisions you're delusional, as bad if not worse than PSG bro
snow nacelle
Man I'm scared
weak viper
Clauss playing against Montpellier 🤡🤡🤡 <@760535216086974485>
??? T'as vu la faute ou pas
C'était limite même pas un carton rouge
open owl
C'était limite même pas un carton rouge
Pied haut sur la cuisse frérot
snow nacelle
Yes come to the match channel
mortal bane
oh theres a channel
snow nacelle
what a clearance
Can't believe it!!!
mortal bane
that was probably the best defence ive seen this season
weak viper
Pied haut sur la cuisse frérot
Non il a mis sa jambe et a essayé de retenir son geste
waxen palm
Fuck these players
Kolo man
How do you not even score the chance you created
We'll be in UEL at this rate
can he put Asensio on please
weak viper
Join us
waxen palm
do we have any choice
weak viper
We have Liverpool, Leverkusen, us, Roma and many more
waxen palm
Bro this will happen unless the players start to finish
untold monolith
mbappe has dissapered in the ucl this season
snow nacelle
Wtf
snow nacelle
What happens if both games draw? @open owl
open owl
What happens if both games draw? <@737877645903134862>
PSG qualifies
snow nacelle
Oki merci
open owl
You just don't want Newcastle to score and ur good
That 4-1 loss really hurt u
Best case scenario Milan scores rn
Basically guaranteed qualification for u guys
digital wave
game is nerve wrecking
open owl
That's the least he can do
digital wave
refs are terrible
open owl
Barcola I told u guys before the game started
snow nacelle
What did you say? I was sleeping
open owl
i don't see him starting barcola idk
.
open owl
he was god awful against newcastle
fr
open owl
Missed big chances
open owl
MILAN
Congrats! Now don't concede for 3 minutes and u play UCL
No chance for Newcastle to steal ur spot
The other match does not influence ur match anymore
LOOOL wtf no @snow nacelle u got muted
probably message spam
rancid peak
covert smelt
PSG cheats
viral hill
PSG cheats
cry more pls
waxen palm
Well I'm not satisfied
covert smelt
If PSG hadnt gotten that cheap pen last fixture
Ceferino will sleep happily tonight!
snow nacelle
LOOOL wtf no <@751836204693192741> u got muted
Omg I'm finally back
didn't know I get auto muted for being excited
I'M SO HAPPY
waxen palm
If PSG hadnt gotten that cheap pen last fixture
Yk we should've had 2 pens before that
digital wave
okay so who does psg play next?
waxen palm
right
ebon creek
I'M SO HAPPY
we should've went for goal
snow nacelle
We got lucky, should have done better, but I take it
digital wave
(new to football)
snow nacelle
we should've went for goal
Yes we should
ebon creek
If PSG hadnt gotten that cheap pen last fixture
there were 2 earlier pens we deserved
snow nacelle
WZE GOATTTT
waxen palm
Why no one is talking about it
snow nacelle
God. Life is good
For now
I'M WRITING IN MY GRATITUDE JOURNAL RN. THANKS MILAN KISSES
covert smelt
Yk we should've had 2 pens before that
"Want this want that, we should have this we should have everything"
Sounds like average PSG fan
digital wave
is kolo starting next game ?
covert smelt
Anyways good luck in ro16 you will need it
Hope you get Bayern or Madrid so you are out soon
viral hill
If PSG hadnt gotten that cheap pen last fixture
37 chances to 5 for psg vs NC and bro crying
viral hill
Hope you get Bayern or Madrid so you are out soon
we living rent free in your head
ebon creek
exactly
snow nacelle
is kolo starting next game ?
I pray not
ebon creek
Why
viral hill
kolo was anwful
digital wave
I pray not
bro i only been watching this sport actively for one season and already don’t like a player
viral hill
we need to buy a winger
digital wave
he looks lost
snow nacelle
Goodnight boys I'm going back to bed
vocal spindle
We've gotten them in the last 3 Ucls?
ebon creek
Goodnight boys I'm going back to bed
Goodnight bro
viral hill
tbf, this game should have been like 5-2 psg
digital wave
Goodnight boys I'm going back to bed
gn even tho it’s 2 lol
snow nacelle
6am for me and I have work tomorrow
digital wave
6am for me and I have work tomorrow
sleep well 🫡
open owl
6am for me and I have work tomorrow
when do u start work hahah
waxen palm
tbf, this game should have been like 5-2 psg
Fr
snow nacelle
when do u start work hahah
Technically 9am
waxen palm
"Want this want that, we should have this we should have everything"
Sounds like...
you been talking for that pen bro for ages bro
snow nacelle
But my boss is based in Paris so she'll never know 😇
waxen palm
mistakes happen and move on
not our fault that the ref is incompetent
Anyway we'll regret not winning
open owl
PSG's potential opponents in the Round of 16:
- Bayern Munich
- Arsenal
- Real Madrid
- Real Sociedad
- Atletico Madrid
- Manchester City
- Barcelona
Who would you guys like to face? O.O
waxen palm
Barca man
waxen palm
https://tenor.com/view/europe-league-uefa-galatasaray-fenerbahce-uefa-europe-lea...
where tf are you now 💀
wintry swift
where tf are you now 💀
ON TOP OF THE TABLE RAHHHH
waxen palm
Level with Porto 💀
wintry swift
Level with Porto 💀
You finished below serial bottlers have some shame fraud
waxen palm
I mean we are bottlers ourselves so
wintry swift
I mean we are bottlers ourselves so
Barca & PSG bottling ucls
lyric wasp
ON TOP OF THE TABLE RAHHHH
bro lost to antwerp 😹
wintry swift
bro lost to antwerp 😹
im glad i didnt watch the game
embarrassing club man can't believe they let themselves get degraded like this
lyric wasp
embarrassing club man can't believe they let themselves get degraded like this
we lost 6-0 to antwerp
we let ourselves get degraded like this
wintry swift
yh but a club like barca bruh
0 shame
could be worse tho
psg lost to newcastle 4-1 😭
viral hill
psg lost to newcastle 4-1 😭
how is NC worse to lose against than antwerp
viral hill
ON TOP OF THE TABLE RAHHHH
easiest group of the whole competition and bro barely first
wintry swift
how is NC worse to lose against than antwerp
it was a joke intended to john
wintry swift
easiest group of the whole competition and bro barely first
you spent like 200 mil js to end up 2nd rest
viral hill
**PSG's potential opponents in the Round of 16:**
* Bayern Munich
* Arsenal
* R...
at current level, we 100% lose bayern real city.
the rest are beatable.
viral hill
you spent like 200 mil js to end up 2nd rest
eh we got unlucky
wintry swift
luck's hella important in ucl tbh
viral hill
if we resolve the finishing issue we winning everything
wintry swift
if we resolve the finishing issue we winning everything
I got just the answer
viral hill
luck's hella important in ucl tbh
both goals we take with NC and Dortmund are our errors
wintry swift
||get rid of dembele||
viral hill
baltent errors
wintry swift
both goals we take with NC and Dortmund are our errors
you guys do that every season tho 😭
viral hill
||get rid of dembele||
dembele is the player that produces the most chances in top 5 leagues rn
💀
wintry swift
that's what he's good at, but when you need him the most he disappears
viral hill
if we had dembele rather than kolo, we stepping on dortmund tonight
wintry swift
probably but I wouldn't bet on it
viral hill
probably but I wouldn't bet on it
eh. anyways next game in three months, the world of football can change in three months
with good signings this winter, and more games under our belt we can beat any team
wintry swift
real's only winning because of jude bellingham's ability to clutch
viral hill
real's only winning because of jude bellingham's ability to clutch
yeah, they have serious issues
but i dont want real
lol
im praying for barca and sociedad
arsenal
wintry swift
sociedad are pretty dangerous tbh
viral hill
sociedad are pretty dangerous tbh
ye but they dont know these kind of matches
theyd crumble at parc des princes
wintry swift
yeah all the players are debutants i think
viral hill
yeah all the players are debutants i think
but knowing our luck with draws we will get bayern
and lose 0-0 and 1-0
donnaruma error
wintry swift
yo did verratti make his debut yet?
open owl
and lose 0-0 and 1-0
Only PSG can lose 0-0
viral hill
yo did verratti make his debut yet?
i saw verratti irl at a painball place once
he was smoking a cigarette
wintry swift
yea he smokes lmao
wintry swift
i saw verratti irl at a painball place once
in paris?
wintry swift
oh lmfao warra coincidence
modern citrus
maybe start saying montpellier will win all their games who knows
open owl
maybe start saying montpellier will win all their games who knows
Literally I know. We can't.
mild cliff
Psg ez
sterile fractal
if we resolve the finishing issue we winning everything
you say that Lyon will be 5th in Ligue 1 now
viral hill
how you know
open owl
<:haaland_wut:773264525352894470> how you know
I should be a betting tipster
tawny torrent
Zaire Emily might be better than Iniesta and Xavi ngl
viral hill
Zaire Emily might be better than Iniesta and Xavi ngl
emily
waxen palm
💀
tawny torrent
bro is cooking our players' names up
PSG vs Madrid WE WILL BE THERE
urban arch
Wahi gonna go waheeing on the europa league
dusk elbow
Who yall want for the kos
open owl
lyric wasp
le nimes olympique va faire faillite et repartir en R1 pour les derbys avec beziers***
open owl
hopefully not
I want them back in L1 i miss the derbies
but as things stand they're going to N2...
lyric wasp
I want them back in L1 i miss the derbies
bring derbies against FC Sète 34
opal drift
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weak viper
https://fxtwitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1735374962532265992 MEITE STARTING!!!
gattuso seems to like the 3-5-2 a lot
open owl
gattuso seems to like the 3-5-2 a lot
He stole it from derzak
weak viper
Nantes last season vibes
mossy kayak
Rennes robbed. Wth was that offside call.
zealous saffron
Rennes robbed. Wth was that offside call.
indeed
zealous saffron
I feel gutted for them. It's crazy how much the referee can change the game
at least they are still qualified
mossy kayak
Yep, but now they have to play in the playoffs
open owl
is Frappart supposed to motivate the youth to become referees?
weak viper
1-0
lyric wasp
LILLE OSCCCCCCCCC
weak viper
FT
waxen palm
Pille POSC
modern citrus
they got 0 shots on target
tbh they hit the bar and got a lot of big opportunities
much more than brighton
I wouldn't say they are finished right now, they were a lot more finished a few weeks/months ago
modern citrus
but we're not quite there yet
open owl
they realized they're facing our ass now they woke up
modern citrus
they're still gonna get knocked out early
I have more faith in lens than in marseille
open owl
it's all gonna depend on the draw tbh
modern citrus
I am a bit pissed at rennes tbh
how tf
can u be in europa, spend this much money, make this much big signings
and downgrtade in defense
lyric wasp
what the hell did i just realize
in 2026
a club with ZERO TITLES might be 2nd in number of seasons 💀
tho lille should be above if they counted OL's 7 seasons
austere valley
is Frappart supposed to motivate the youth to become referees?
Tellement meilleur que l'arbitre turc
weak viper
Tellement meilleur que l'arbitre turc
c'est juste dans les règles du football
tu peux pas retoucher la balle après un coup franc tant que personne ne l'a retouché avant
modern citrus
c'est juste dans les règles du football
il a été horrible tout le match
weak viper
ok mais par contre le but refusé c'est normal je pense
modern citrus
j'ai pas vu un arbitre perdre le controle du match comme ça depuis longtemps
ils auraient du le changer à la mi-temps
austere valley
c'est juste dans les règles du football
Ya eu 102 minutes hein pas 1
weak viper
de toute facon les clubs francais sont très souvent mal arbitrés en europe
weak viper
Martigues is losing the derby
dense bane
yeah this bout to end 0-0
subtle walrus
Wow lyon
open owl
how did we lose to Monaco but Lyon isn't
open owl
JEFFINHOOOO
WHAT
NO PLEASE
WE'RE 1 POINT AWAY FROM LYON
NO.
we bantered them so fucking much
mortal bane
wtf is going on
dense bane
GG
mortal bane
i aint watched it but how lyon winning
open owl
sterile fractal
i aint watched it but how lyon winning
Monaco can;t finish
sterile fractal
Sageball
mortal bane
Monaco can;t finish<:kekw:950653306018074624>
its nice to see you winning for a change
snow nacelle
Woah lyon beat monaco?
waxen palm
They did
ebon creek
Wow
subtle walrus
OL is back
open owl
https://fxtwitter.com/allezpaillade/status/1735936754501267864
Does Der Zak die if he doesn't cause one controversy per week?
waxen palm
Well I mean he's honest
This team has potential to have a good season
You just need to be clinical and start working as a team
I'd rather have a manager who "pose ses balles" than a non-reactionary one
open owl
Ok but can he not say this internally
Every week there's a problem
I'm scared that he's losing his locker room little by little
Idk I'm getting rly worried for this club
Nothing is going right, the injuries, suspensions & referee/LFP decisions are not helping us
& God forbid we drop to Ligue 2
Because we're not getting repromoted for like 10 years minimum
weak viper
Entente Sannois saint Gratien wanted to do the same thing when they were in national 1 and now they are in n3
lyric wasp
deja le 2024 est finito 💀
L'équipe feminine 5e ne rattrapera JAMAIS le PSG ou le PFC
L'équipe N2 a deja 10pts de ret--ard sur Bourg-Péronnas et le FC 93
ptdr le mot rtrd qui est ban 💀
weak viper
Oui c'est totalement con
lyric wasp
Entente Sannois saint Gratien wanted to do the same thing when they were in nati...
les clubs parisiens font tjrs ca
weak viper
Après ils peuvent pas savoir que ça veut dire un truc normal en français
lyric wasp
Bordeaux - Sainté started and will be followed by women Bordeaux - Sainté in the same stadium
lyric wasp
LMFAO
open owl
Pas impossible pour les féminines
open owl
I got so used to Nice's defense being fantastic that I'm legit shocked when they're losing
waxen palm
Lmaooooooo
open owl
Goal of the month for me tbh
open owl
Please man I just need Montpellier to win tomorrow & that's the best christmas gift i could ask for
ok maybe on Wednesday too
serene latch
Not nice at all
pastel sorrel
Nice one
waxen palm
💀💀
serene latch
Nice throwing away the title race
weak viper
Wtf is happening to nice
waxen palm
Nice throwing away the title race
Nice + Monaco
It happens everytime every season sadly
open owl
both teams got red cards?
Fight between Todibo & Grandsir
Grandsir tackled Todibo, got himself a yellow card, Todibo got up & started facing off with him, they both pulled each other's shirts/heads then players broke them off, a minute later red card for both
Grandsir played 6 minutes
weak viper
They are winning 2-0 now
errant flare
Lens won 2-0 against Reims in the 16th round of Ligue 1
In the Ligue 1 match between RC Lens and Stade de Reims, effective Lens buried Stade de Reims' winning intentions. RC Lens won the match, potentially taking 5th place in the league. Even though both teams were level on points before the match, Lens took advantage of the opportunity, scoring goals thanks to realism and patience in the second half. Stade de Reims, lacking pragmatism and efficiency, suffered their fourth defeat in five games and their chances of a European place are receding.
lyric wasp
i got tickets woohoo
lyric wasp
yes
snow nacelle
Exciting!!
viral hill
JE VAIS ME TUER
t'es pour qui?
minor loom
t'es pour qui?
rennes mdrrr
covert smelt
Jsuis le goat de Rennes
viral hill
💀
minor loom
frr on va jouer contre Milan ou Braga
moi j’espère on tombe sur galatasaray
covert smelt
viral hill
Imaginez on tombe sur Milan
prennable
covert smelt
moi j’espère on tombe sur galatasaray
Ah oee
minor loom
Imaginez on tombe sur Milan
ça fera un gros match ptdrr
covert smelt
Leao il va nous tuer frr
viral hill
Leao il va nous tuer frr
ouais mais a domicile ca peut passer
minor loom
Ah oee
j’ai pas oublié le 4-2 injustifié qu’ont s’est pris en 2021 ni les victoires contre le fener l’année dernière
dis toi sv dire j’ai doublement la haine contre eux
minor loom
ouais mais a domicile ca peut passer
🧦🧦
open owl
@weak viper throwback Sunday
covert smelt
j’ai pas oublié le 4-2 injustifié qu’ont s’est pris en 2021 ni les victoires con...
Mdrr revanche mais moi jai vraiment envie de tomber sur une équipe nulle pske si on se prend Milan on est morts si on prend Salzburg ca serait bien si on prend Braga on est morts si on prend feyenoord dead
ah nn
Salzburg pas qualifié
minor loom
Mdrr revanche mais moi jai vraiment envie de tomber sur une équipe nulle pske si...
braga salzburg c’est les deux plus abordables
feyenoord ils sont vrmt fort cette année
covert smelt
feyenoord ils sont vrmt fort cette année
Ils roulent sur l'ederevise
Après oui
ta raison Braga pas ouf
minor loom
le psv ils sont premier d’eredivise mais feyenoord restent les meilleurs
minor loom
ta raison Braga pas ouf
ils ont été sur cote braga en début de saison
covert smelt
le psv ils sont premier d’eredivise mais feyenoord restent les meilleurs
Where is Ajax ?
covert smelt
ils ont été sur cote braga en début de saison
Y'a aussi Benfica qui descend en UEL
minor loom
Y'a aussi Benfica qui descend en UEL
j’ai pas vu leur match cette année mais moi j’ai encore l’image de benfica de l’année derniere qui étaient bcp trop fort
covert smelt
Ils sont allés jusqu'en 8èmes
Puis hein je supporte pas que Rennes je suis fier d'être supporter du KAA Gent 
covert smelt
https://fxtwitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1736341942735196613
J'annonce une défaite Marseillaise ce soir
minor loom
J'annonce une défaite Marseillaise ce soir
vous êtes déjà assez en galère porte pas l’œil à ton club
les pourcentages de chance pour le tirage des barrages de c3 ils sont mm pas sortis
es qu’ils vont sortir mm
open owl
?
@weak viper did your players all get a flu
Clermont sitting at 18th & favorites at the Velodrome is a sight I did not think I would see
weak viper
les pourcentages de chance pour le tirage des barrages de c3 ils sont mm pas sor...
Depuis 2 jours hein
covert smelt
Only Clauss is suspended
Santa Clauss
minor loom
Depuis 2 jours hein
pour le psg c’est sortit
weak viper
pour le psg c’est sortit
Non pour la ligue Europa aussi
covert smelt
nantes brest
Frérot jtai dit ya 3 mois nantes c guez
les matchs ils puent
a part celui de Nantes - Lorient
c'était vraiment un film porno
mais sinon rien d'autre
open owl
ce match est vrmt minable
Toute la Ligue 1 depuis un petit moment là
open owl
Et beh dis donc quand Montpellier ne performe pas on dit que la ligue est nulle 🫣
covert smelt
Et beh dis donc quand Montpellier ne performe pas on dit que la ligue est nulle ...
where is les pailladins ?
alors que la ligue 1 était goatesque en 2016
open owl
where is les pailladins ?
Bah du coup un peu plus bas
weak viper
where is les pailladins ?
ils ont une ligue 1 au moins