ligue-1

[subtle walrus]

No

[waxen palm]

He does not know we have fans

[subtle walrus]

It's just random people too not fans

[opal drift]

Did you ask them?

[waxen palm]

wdym random

ong

[opal drift]

Or did you just assume

[subtle walrus]

They just wear psg meech

[opal drift]

I wear psg merch every day, maybe you saw me

[subtle walrus]

Literally my friend wears a psg jacket all the time and hes an arsenal fan

It's just something that every football fan has

Psg merch

[opal drift]

That’s one person tho

[subtle walrus]

That's one example

[waxen palm]

so wearing merch by a club = random fan ?

[opal drift]

He could just be a kit collector

[waxen palm]

just accept we have fans

[subtle walrus]

I know you have fans

Didn't say you didn't

[opal drift]

We are ghosts don’t you know

[urban cave]

You have fans unlike Sheikhy, I'll give you that

[waxen palm]

didn't seem like it

[open owl]

so can someone tell me what's going on?

Lyon won, Démbélé scored...

please

[urban cave]

I remember that tifo vs Bayern

[open owl]

is the world ending soon?

[subtle walrus]

But im just saying psg is like a fashion brand too at this point

Everybody has meech

[waxen palm]

Rare Wortex take

[urban cave]

I feel bad for em tho

[opal drift]

MDR scored today

[open owl]

🚨🚨🚨 Dans la foulée, Nîmes s'incline face à Orléans à domicile.

[vocal spindle]

I heard Dembele scored

Finally.

[opal drift]

Removing Messi and Neymar to score more goals 🔥

[open owl]

i'm pissing myself this is too much 😭

i feel SO bad but at the same time it's like ... mm...

[spark pivot]

So is Lyon going to get regulated?

[opal drift]

Relegated or regulated?

[urban arch]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7nYvUtkQMx1v80S2FH2s9J?si=6589fdccfaf24d5f

REGULATE ❤️

[open owl]

I still think Lyon is finishing top 10

sorry

[opal drift]

Tbh both can happen

[open owl]

they're 6 points away from top 10 i am going to literally vomit

[spark pivot]

Typo oops 😂 yes relegated

[opal drift]

Makes more sense lol

[spark pivot]

You really think so?

[urban arch]

je pense oui mais c'est vrais que Ligue 1 est bizzare

[opal drift]

@waxen palm are you the only mod that can speak French

[spark pivot]

I’m only an assistant ref but I speak French

[opal drift]

Nice

[urban arch]

euh? t'es mexicaine non?

[opal drift]

I remember before John we were still allowed to speak French

So some other mod should be able to speak French

[open owl]

Yes

[spark pivot]

Mexicaine Américaine ☺️

[open owl]

I really don't want them to, I wanna see a OL-ASSE relegation playoff but if I want to be honest I think they're easily gonna make top 10

[urban arch]

Ligue 1 > EPL

[open owl]

Fr

[opal drift]

That’s what I’ve been saying man

And people call me a troll

But like I’m dead serious

[urban arch]

Plus de qualite en France

[opal drift]

Lens and Toulouse > Arsenal and Liverpool

[urban arch]

et enfait, Mbappe joue ici, pas en PL

[opal drift]

Let me translate that to see if I should get mad or not

Oh that’s true

[urban arch]

Are you not french?

[opal drift]

No lol

I am only French if @waxen palm allows me to be

[urban arch]

ah bon, chu pas francais aussi mais le parle

[opal drift]

But I live in the US

[urban arch]

OH alo my american friend

moi aussi

[spark pivot]

I lived in France for almost 4 years so I’m an honorary one haha

[opal drift]

Hello Sasha

[opal drift]

I don’t know if I’d be welcomed in France tbh

I’ve heard some stereotypes of how French people hate foreigners

[urban arch]

I have a work colleague in Paris so I am welcomed with open arms

and I act like a flippant frenchie sometimes off rip so

[opal drift]

I just don’t like how everyone smokes in Paris

[urban arch]

That's EU culture tho

[opal drift]

Is it?

It wasn’t that common in London

[urban arch]

England isn't EU anymore

[opal drift]

Meh

[urban arch]

the English are so not european it isnt funny

[spark pivot]

Well I didn’t get hate and I’m not white.

[urban arch]

Im 75% white and i blended in fine

tbh Paris is 80% arab

[spark pivot]

But that’s a discussion for Off Topic

[urban arch]

so darker skinned people blend in Paris super easily, like myself

but ofc i wouldnt live in Paris for many reasons, once being fk PSG

[opal drift]

[urban arch]

srry bud, i meant QSG

[opal drift]

I would probably live in London and visit Paris every week

[opal drift]

2-0

[urban arch]

I want to live somewhere like Hamburg or something

[opal drift]

Go to Hamburg and eat a Hamburger

[urban arch]

Probably will live in Londres if this job lands

[opal drift]

London?

[urban arch]

Londres = London ouais

[open owl]

Ligue 1 is back

[lyric wasp]

Social media just hates France in general

You shouldn't believe that

If you live and work and pay your taxes and speak french you'll 100% get accepted

[modern citrus]

maybe in a lifetime you can get annoyed by an old edgy grandma a couple times

I have been back to france since 5 years and I don't look 100% pure french, never had any problem

now it does depend where you go ofc

if u go to paris or marseille, you should be fine, if you go to a small city in the middle of creuse then maybe you will find more racists

but it's generally not a problem

[opal drift]

alr thx guys

[errant flare]

Sparkling, Dembélé finally scores and PSG outclasses Monaco in a goal-heavy match

The course of the match:
14' Goal disallowed - offside (Vanderson) (Monaco)
[1]:0 - 18' G Goncalo Ramos (PSG)
1:[1] - 22' G Takumi Minamino (Monaco)
[2]:1 - 39' G Kylian Mbappe (Penalty kick) (PSG)
[3]:1 - 70' G Ousmane Dembele (A Fabian Ruiz) (PSG)
[4]:1 - 72' G Vitinha (A Kylian Mbape) (PSG)
4:[2] - 75' G Folarin Balogun (A Takumi Minamino) (Monaco)
[5]:2 - 90+6' G Randal Kolo Muani (PSG)

One of the hits of the weekend, and certainly the hit of the 13th round of Ligue 1 - champion and leader PSG faced third-placed Monaco at the Parc des Princes. PSG won 3-0 against Reims before the international break (their fifth victory in a row with at least three goals scored), and Monaco drew 0-0 with newcomer Le Havre.
In the 8th minute, Philpp Kohn perfectly saved PSG captain Kylian Mbappe's shot, which went past the right post. In the 12', Soungoutou Magassa headed just over the crossbar from close range. In the 14th minute, Monaco sent another warning signal, Vanderson scored a goal that was disallowed due to offside. In the 18th minute, Kohn did not catch the ball, it bounced and the Portuguese Goncalo Ramos cleverly ran to the ball and gave PSG the lead. In the 22', Gianluigi Donnarumma made a terrible mistake and kicked the ball into the feet of Japanese Takumi Minamino, who equalized the score. In the 33rd minute, Kohn brilliantly saved Mbappe's shot into the bottom left corner. In the 39', Mbappe gave the Parisians the lead after a penalty kick and a shot into the top of the goal. Magass was awarded a penalty after a foul on Ousmane Dembele. In the 45', Donnarumma perfectly saved Minamino's shot into the bottom right corner. Expected goals in the 1st half: 1.90-0.69, ball possession: 67%-33%, shots on goal: 7-4.

In the 47', Donnarumma made another excellent intervention, defending Minamino's shot that went under the crossbar. In the 70', Dembele received a cross pass from a free kick, took a good position and fired a shot at the speed of light between Kohn and the right post. PSG was already leading 3-1. In the 72', the Parisians had already closed the match, Vitinha scored brilliantly into the upper right corner from a distance - 4:1. In the 75', Folarin Balogun perfectly missed the offside line and ran straight at Donnarumma and hit the ball into the bottom left corner of the goal. In the 90+6', substitute Randal Kolo Muani scored a deflected ball into the lower right corner, PSG again took a three-goal lead - 5:2. Expected goals: 2.40-1.36, possession: 54%-46%, shots on goal: 11-7, man of the match: Ousmane Dembele (France, PSG), goal, rating - 8.6/10, 26 The year-old right striker was also named man of the match against Montpellier with a rating of 8.8/10. PSG won 5-2 against Monaco in the 13th round of Ligue 1.

PSG - 1st place - 30 points. Monaco - 3rd place - 24 points.

Parc des Princes (Paris)
referee: Bastien B.

[heavy moss]

Je suis totalement d'accord mais là vous étiez interdit de stade a cause du pétard ou à cause de la bl qui était présent dans la même tribune

[wise ruin]

Translate

[urban arch]

http://translate.google.com

[wise ruin]

Cmon Sasha you are learning French

Use it as honework exercise

[urban arch]

Learn? I know french

i started learning when i was 4, im 26 now

[wise ruin]

Then you are the perfect girl to help me out

[urban arch]

Im a dude. WTF

[wise ruin]

Oh my bad 😭 I thought Sasha was a girl name

[spark pivot]

It’s both haha

[wise ruin]

Forgive me Sasha my friend

This is the problem when I only know English

[urban arch]

oke c'est vrais mais on entend parler de beaucoup d'accidents dans les stades... donc c'est encore une probleme

[wise ruin]

je suis d'accord qu'il faut faire quelque chose pour mettre fin à la violence dans le stade

[modern citrus]

à cause du pétard oui

pétard envoyé par un individu qui est tout sauf fan de montpellier et qui avant d'avoir lancé son pétard a échappé aux fans montpellierains qui voulaient l'immobiliser

c'est tout sauf la faute aux fans si des personnes pareilles sont autorisées à rentrer dans le stade, on peut facilement imaginer que c'était un nîmois qui voulait causer du tord à montpellier

[wise ruin]

What happened

[modern citrus]

at montpellier vs clermont, a guy threw a firecracker on mory diaw after montpellier fans tried to restrain him

he was absolutely not a fan yet montpellier were punished for this

and it's a big problem as now you can just show up to a game of your biggest rivals throw a firecracker and get them a point deduction

and the way our instances chose to combat this? ban away fans

[wise ruin]

Oh that’s messed up

[modern citrus]

it's been going on for a while now, if they don't ban outright, they at least reduce the numbers by a lot

I mean some are justified, if they ban lyon fans for their nazi shits and racism sure

[wise ruin]

They gotta do background checks to make sure the fans are actually of the team

[modern citrus]

but a lot of fans never did anything and yet are banned

[modern citrus]

montpellier is a very familial club and there is rarely violence

there is no background check to be run

they just have to check the fans entering the stadium

and regardless, this happened at home for montpellier

it's not a problem with their away fans

[wise ruin]

Oh still is Montpellier appealing

[limber void]

our defense is so shit

[modern citrus]

my guy cannot stop complaining 😭

compared to last season u should be happy

last season with clement u are taking 6 goals and scoring none

in this game

tho tbf u have a point why is magassa starting and what happened to salisu even

[limber void]

clement is just a shit coach

with actual defenders wed have competed in that game

salisu injury as soon as he came in and adarabioyo deal collapse on the final day because fulham is holding him hostage

[urban arch]

Monaco really is just a quiet place where French players get trained before being sold

[spark pivot]

Ça s’est passé aussi dans un match de D1 Arkema Ligue Féminine. Mais là, le match était annulé. C’était PSG et j’ai oublié l’autre équipe😅

[subtle walrus]

Uzbekistan u17 vs France u17

Soon

[weak viper]

https://tenor.com/view/heiitse-cfc-chelsea-fc-ngolo-kante-matchday-gif-23854211

I think for the first time in my life I was happy that there was an international break

[modern citrus]

I am always happy for international breaks

because I support france

and also because I get to watch gibraltar san marino liechtenstein etc

I love watching those small teams

[sterile fractal]

France í playing very badly tbh

The players are slow

The coach is not even serious, he was not fielding the best players on field

The France squad lacks a technique leader

Maybe if Zaire-Emery and Eli Kroupi are there they would become better

Finally

France 1-0

Meupiyou is kinda overrated

Bro made many mistakes

[weak viper]

and sternal

FT

[waxen palm]

Let's goooo

[subtle walrus]

France is through

[leaden compass]

confidenct 2 man and 6 man plays on cs2 and all sports msg me 🔥

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1728352838034629062

gigot injured once again

but ounahi is back

ngl i almost forgot this player

[modern citrus]

and he even comes from us

I wish we'd kept him

[weak viper]

we don't have dieng anymore so he won't score another acrobatic goal

but this time it will be gameiro scoring one at 22:45

[modern citrus]

no because vieira is an idiot and doesn't play gameiro

[weak viper]

he will be subbed in then

[modern citrus]

not even sure he will

I hope vieira gets sacked

[weak viper]

Saint Etienne was winning 1-0 4 min ago but now they are losing 1-2

[modern citrus]

lol

[open owl]

FT they lost

💀

3 L2 defeats in a row for ASSE

definitely getting booted from top 5 tonight

Goal Lens

Wahi ♥️😍

[lyric wasp]

We dont realize what Pau just does

Pau beat Grenoble and Saint Etienne

Drew with Angers

and has a game in hand against Concarneau

theres a possibility of Pau being 5th on Tuesday

But if Concarneau wins today and beat Pau on tuesday, e have a possibility of seeing Concarneau top 6 above Sainté 💀

[urban arch]

WAHI RED CARD WTF

[open owl]

WHAT

ffs he used to do that too often

he did it with us too

take a legitimate yellow, complain about it so much he takes another

[urban arch]

CF COACH RED CARD TOO

[open owl]

Red for Clermont too

Seidu & Gastien red card 💀

[weak viper]

Wth happened

[waxen palm]

2-0

Lens

Thomasson

[open owl]

Wait

Wait nvm they play Lyon

I thought Wahi was suspended against us-

Wait so is Seidu suspended against us this Wednesday or no? Cause LFP is so fkn weird

[open owl]

Mory Diaw is so severely traumatized from that firecracker from a month & a half ago he can't even align a pass now huh

[waxen palm]

0-3

Said

[urban arch]

Allez les lensois

[opal drift]

@gloomy onyx nice goal man

[waxen palm]

FT

Clermont 0-3 Lens

[ebon creek]

Yes ft

[gloomy onyx]

[opal drift]

love your username man

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1728492033600377101 can he stop with correa?

Otherwise good lineup

[urban arch]

cmon OM

[waxen palm]

Vitinha starts again

If he drops another stinker bro

[weak viper]

@modern citrus see Gameiro is starting

[modern citrus]

finally

we have a very weird lineup

no idea how we will play

[weak viper]

We're definitely not 100 in the stands

Look at the pyros

Kickoff

[waxen palm]

LMAO

GOAL STRASBOURG

1-0

Emegha

[weak viper]

Goal Strasbourg already

[waxen palm]

Nah OW lmao

[sweet condor]

Ending myself

[waxen palm]

Good goal btw

[ebon creek]

Thanks lol

[weak viper]

GOOOALLLL

OUR FIRST LEAGUE GOAL IN TWO MONTHS

GOAL FROM THE BEST RB IN THE WORLD

JONATHAN CLAUSSS

[sweet condor]

We scored im crying

[waxen palm]

He deserves more

[urban arch]

Lensois icit si je regarde L1 mais OM faut gagner plus

[weak viper]

HT

We were ass the first 15 min but we are way better now

[spark pivot]

Can’t wait for the Lyon vs Lille game tomorrow

[urban arch]

Im on French national TV again ahahahaha

[opal drift]

Again? 😭

[weak viper]

Stop watching this if you don't want to lose your brain cells

[modern citrus]

I like watching it cuz really often they fight

and it's funny

I always like listening to their shit takes

[weak viper]

Second half started

[modern citrus]

tho tbf I mostly watch tmf or wiloo, this kinda ytbers

at least they actually use their brains when they talk

[spark pivot]

That was really close

[urban arch]

I was a crowd member of Clique and Ne Touche Pas à Mon Poste

[weak viper]

TPMP 💀 💀

[urban arch]

Oui

Wespierd ma belle ❤️

[weak viper]

Worst TV show of all time

[urban arch]

[waxen palm]

TPMP is finished now

[urban arch]

Arettez ces conneries

[waxen palm]

💀

[spark pivot]

Almost 2-1 for Strasbourg

[waxen palm]

Ah

[urban arch]

J'ai visité le stage en Nov 2022

Mais tout d'abord, Clique TV grandit

J'adore le travaille de Mouloud

[weak viper]

Sarr in for correa

Finally

[waxen palm]

OW trying their best to not end top 2 to avoid paying for Correa

Not bad lol

[spark pivot]

I have a feeling that Strasbourg is going to score soon

Imagine if that was an OG

[sweet condor]

avoid top 6*

[weak viper]

Top 3*

[waxen palm]

Oh yeah the new rules lmao

[weak viper]

Wtf did u do lopez

Maybe goal for Strasbourg

I can't with that gk

No goal thank god

[spark pivot]

Got lucky there!

[waxen palm]

Why no goal?

[weak viper]

Because he touched lopez

Ounahi and auba in

Vitinha and harit off

[spark pivot]

Crossbar just saved OM

[waxen palm]

💀

Can't imagine the xG for RCSA rn

[weak viper]

Nadir in for ndiaye

[spark pivot]

Not a good 2nd half from OM

[waxen palm]

Lmao mb it's lower than OW's

Almost over

Good freekick though

For Strasbourg

FT

1-1

Lmao

[weak viper]

We can't even win against Strasbourg omg

[sweet condor]

We're top half 💪

[spark pivot]

That second half was really rough from OM

[weak viper]

Once again good game from lopez

[weak viper]

Our whole season is rough

[spark pivot]

That’s also true haha.

[waxen palm]

Respect Strasbourg

[spark pivot]

Lyon about to lose to Lille tomorrow!

[subtle walrus]

Why can't marseille beat fucking Strasbourg

[waxen palm]

W

[spark pivot]

What’s your prediction for the Lyon game?

[waxen palm]

Either Lille thrashing them

[weak viper]

It can't be worse that the 2015/2016 season right?

[waxen palm]

Or a good old ahh draw

[waxen palm]

I will be there! 🫡

[open owl]

Damn GG

I was 1 goal off for Clermont & 2-2 instead of 1-1 for Strasbourg

[waxen palm]

2 goals away for the Lens game lol

And literally 4 goals away from the Paris game

lmao

[open owl]

Tbh for the Paris game I did predict 5-2 but it was for Montpellier-Brest not PSG-Monaco 💀💀

I'm a visionary

[urban arch]

Quel app

[open owl]

MPP

[urban arch]

Euh quoi ca

[open owl]

Mon petit prono

[urban arch]

T'es dans le serveur de l1?

[open owl]

Ouais

[urban arch]

Moi aussi

[modern citrus]

@weak viper man

I saw your games against psg, nice, monaco

and still I didn't see this from you

to not see the light of the day for an entire half against our team in disarray

[waxen palm]

OM this season

They're only good in UEL though

In the fucking group of death

Well there's still 2 games left

[modern citrus]

for the better

if OM has to win on a scene, then better have it be europe

at least they are useful for UEFA coeff

other seasons I wouldn't give a crap but this season we have a real risk with the neverlands

[ebon creek]

Can u pls explain the profile picture

[mortal bane]

yh^

like where did you even find it

just so i know where to not look

[spark pivot]

[opal drift]

Newcastles away form:
LLWDD

Their win was against Utd

We should be able to hold them off at the Parc

[modern citrus]

newcastle is pretty shit

they are raining injuries

[sweet condor]

lol it's from a photographer eugeny_hramenkov, but became a used meme

Think elon musk also twitted with this meme template once

[ebon creek]

Oh okay

@snow nacelle I got the answer

[lyric wasp]

Don't expect lens fans to have them in the first place

[snow nacelle]

finally, I'm impressed

[snow nacelle]

I hope 🙏

[urban arch]

wha... wha?

[urban arch]

Now people call me a supporter... no im just an enjoyer of Lens not a fan/supporter

[sterile fractal]

what is happening to Marseille?

[errant flare]

Despite tensions and insistence from Clermont, Lens manage on Gabriel Montpied

The course of the match:
0:[1] - 11' G Elye Wahi (A Ruben Aguilar) (Lens)
45+2' Red card - Elye Wahi (2nd yellow card: Unsportsmanlike conduct ×2) (Lens)
45+2' Red card - Alidu Seidu (Foul) (Clermont)
45+4' Red card - Pascal Gastien (Off the field) (Clermont)
0:[2] - 50' G Adrien Thomasson (Lens)
0:[3] - 82' G Wesley Said (A Florian Sotoca) (Lens)

After a disastrous start, Lens began to recover, and the clash with Clermont from the relegation zone was also supposed to have this character. Before the international break, Lens defeated Marseille 1-0, and Clermont won against Lorient by the same score.
In the 11', Elye Wahi, after a cross pass, scored brilliantly with a header into the upper right corner of the goal and Lens took the lead. In the 26' Brice Samba made a great intervention after Grejohn Kyei's strong shot into the middle of the goal. In the 36', Wahi tried to hit a header into the middle of the goal from the rebound, but Mory Diaw showed amazing reflexes and Clermont did not equalize. Within two minutes, starting from the 46th minute, a strange situation occurred in the first half, Wahi was cautioned twice for unsportsmanlike conduct by Benoit Millot and Clermont gained the advantage. Not for long, however, because in the same minute Alidu Seidu received a direct red card for a foul. Now the game was to be played with twenty players on the playing field. In the 45+4', Clermont coach Pascal Gastien received a red card for his behavior, for which he received a red card. Clermont lost their coach. Expected goals in the 1st half: 0.34-0.55, ball possession: 54%-46%, shots on goal: 2-5.

In the 51st minute, Lens increased the score to 2-0 after a huge mistake by the Clermont players and Adrien Thomasson's shot directly into the goal from the edge of the penalty area. In the 83', Wesley Said made an incredible solo move, broke through the defense and after a perfectly placed shot easily hit the net, Lens scored the third goal. Expected goals: 0.34-0.55, possession: 48%-52%, shots on goal: 4-10, man of the match: Adrien Thomasson (France, Lens, 29 years old, midfielder, goal, 66 minutes, rating - 7.7/10). Lens won 3-0 against Clermont in the 13th round of Ligue 1.

Lens - 6th place | 19 points
Clermont - 17th place | 9 points

Stade Gabriel Montpied (Clermont-Ferrand)
referee: Millot B.

[errant flare]

OM leave Strasbourg with a point and can be satisfied with the result

The course of the match:
[1]:0 - 6' ⚽️ Emanuel Emegha (🅰️ Kevin Gameiro) (Strasbourg)
1:[1] - 27' ⚽️ Jonathan Clauss (Marseille)

Strasbourg, after a goalless draw with Clermont, hosted Marseille before the international break, which lost the last match against Lens 1-0. Marseille has stiff competition this season and the gap to sixth place was starting to widen. Strasbourg was one point away from Marseille, but here one team was the one that should have been more motivated to win the match.
In the 3', Jonathan Clauss shot from the edge of the penalty area, but Matz Sels made a great save. Three minutes later, Dutchman Emanuel Emegha gave Strasbourg the lead when he passed the goalkeeper with a beautiful pass and put the ball into the net. In the 19th minute, Joaquin Correa shot to equalize the score on the right side of the goal, but Sels brilliantly thwarted his attempt. In the 27', Jonathan Clauss saw an opportunity and hit the right far post with the first ball from outside the penalty area and OM equalized. In the 46', Jordan Veretout shot from a half-distance shot at the left post of Strasbourg's goal, but the ball missed him by millimeters, wasting the opportunity. Another situation occurred in the 52'. Amine Harit shot a good pass wide of the right post. In the 65', Chancel Mbemba headed a few centimeters past the right post after a cross from a corner kick. Since then, the Olympians gave up the match, it was clear that Strasbourg was better physically prepared, dominated and created opportunities, which did not bring a positive result for them. In the 71', Strasbourg had a great opportunity, Dilane Bakwa hit the crossbar from the edge of the penalty area. In the 90', Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang fell down in the penalty area, but the referee did not award OM a penalty kick.

Expected goals: 1.17-1.73, possession: 40%-60%, shots on goal: 7-3, man of the match: Pau Lopez (Spain, Marseille, 28 years old, goalkeeper, rating - 8.0/10 , 6 interventions). Strasbourg drew 1-1 with Marseille in round 13 of Ligue 1.

Marseille - 9th place | 14 points
Strasbourg - 12th place | 13 points

Stade de la Meinau (Strasbourg)
referee: Brisard J.

[waxen palm]

"satisfied" 😭

[sterile fractal]

Still have to be grateful, that's 1 important point for relegation battle

[weak viper]

Sad but true

[open owl]

Omw to the stadium while revising my notes for my exams on Thursday... 🎉

[lyric wasp]

Amiens SC fans crying rn

[open owl]

as always, ALLEZ PAILLADE!

Savanier what are you doing...

Goal Brest.

Own goal

Estève

[subtle walrus]

What did I say

[open owl]

What

[subtle walrus]

In my prediction I said that Brest would win and that one guy started laughing

I know it isn't over but still

[open owl]

We are still winning

FUCKING PIERRE GAILLOUSTE

INCOMPETENT PRICK

We cannot align one pass.

This might be a 3-0, 4-0 loss

THATS AFUCKINGG PEN

FUCKINGGG PIERRE GAILLOUSTE

HOLYFYFF FUCIIK

WE ARE HORRIBLE

[open owl]

One pic to talk about how shit we are

Our best player is defender who scored an own goal

Highest rated

6.9/10

[open owl]

PENALTYYY

GOALLLL

Goal Brest. 2-1.

[waxen palm]

💀

LMAO ANDRE AYEW RED CARD

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1728797732230283465?t=zQSgsMwl2JAtItyvGP9GPg&s=19

Metz goal

2-3

[open owl]

Goal Brest.

3-1.

[modern citrus]

fucking hell fc merde is winning

[waxen palm]

Pontpellier bruh wtf are you doing

[modern citrus]

brest is good

it's not the shock of the century

what is a shock for me

is fc merde putting 3 past lorient

how the fuck

[sterile fractal]

[waxen palm]

Rennes goal

1-0

Gouiri

[subtle walrus]

That's what I said

I knew this was gonna happen

My prediction was 1-2 but it was even more

[mortal bane]

blinking eck

already

[lyric wasp]

Andre Ayew flop

[open owl]

Oh I got it guys I found the secret

After every international break we play like a Zimbabwean third league team

We played today exactly like we played against Nantes after the mid october international break

[urban arch]

sorry but that comparison was funny

[open owl]

It's true I'm talking with experience

I saw them play once on this weird ukrainian streaming site

[urban arch]

One of my friends graduated from the same uni and plays for some team there

[waxen palm]

Rennes finally won a game

3-1 vs Reims

[weak viper]

Even Rennes won 😭

[open owl]

Wow Sofascore knows which club is finished

[spark pivot]

Ready for a Lille win!

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/OL/status/1728847425744601417?t=Pl61-qXTHPHPr2Sdhl-egw&s=19

https://fxtwitter.com/losclive/status/1728851345396858944?t=--NNGupi7Izd67ao5VYXOA&s=19

Los line-ups btw

Here we go at the Groupama

[spark pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/nord-chti-chtis-chtimi-chtimis-gif-5672475

[urban arch]

https://tenor.com/view/penalty-red-card-de-funes-restaurant-booked-gif-27394898

[spark pivot]

It only took 18 minutes for the first shot on target 💀

[urban arch]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzyrprxoxBP/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

vparnaso

le tournage s’est très bien passé #humour #foot #equipedefrance #parodie #harcelementscolaire #upamecano #dembele #mbappe

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[spark pivot]

Offside! Lille got lucky

Lille goal!!

[open owl]

💀💀💀 Lyon

[weak viper]

I'm not saying anything about Lyon until we face them

[open owl]

Wait they are 5 points away from us

WHAT

So if theoretically they win this they are 2 points-

I'm actually gonna vomit

ALL this banter?

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/BrestOnAir/status/1728842624830935174 anything to say? @open owl

[spark pivot]

2-0!!

[open owl]

Wait what

[weak viper]

Another example that the media hate us because nobody talked about that

[open owl]

What happened

[spark pivot]

What a goal!

[weak viper]

https://www.letelegramme.fr/sports/football/stade-brestois/un-car-de-supporters-du-stade-brestois-caillasse-apres-le-match-a-montpellier-6476085.php

[open owl]

Fuck these stupid dogs

Whoever does this shit needs jail time instantly

PLUS it's BREST man

BREST damn it

[spark pivot]

People really need to chill

[open owl]

Acting like it's Nîmes (not that it justifies it even for Nîmes... but it would "make sense" for these dogs)

[lyric wasp]

ALLEZ LILLE OSC

[open owl]

Anyway more proof we need a new stadium

This wouldn't happen outside of Mosson 💀

[lyric wasp]

Lucky lmao

It's not lucky if plyon doesn't respect rules

[spark pivot]

Offside and crossbar. I’m not a Lyon fan

Great first half for Lille!

[subtle walrus]

Lyon relegation

[ebon creek]

Status of Lyon not looking good bc of all the issues

[sterile fractal]

vive le mercato d'hiver

[urban arch]

Mais c'est pas la solution confirme ptn

[sterile fractal]

si si

c'était la solution de Monaco en 2018-19

[urban arch]

Tru

Mais monaco est monaco

bcp d'argent mais pas des bon jouers

[sterile fractal]

Gerson Martins came and saved the team

We lack a good midfielder and another winger

I guarantee that we can be saved from relegation with a good transfer window

[spark pivot]

It’s Lyon that’s the lucky one not to be down by more than 2 goals

[urban arch]

j'ai faim donc je reviendrai en 2hrs

[sterile fractal]

no. Lyon should have got 1-2 goals too

Score could have been 2-4 if players know how to finish

Lyon will come back in 2nd half

We were unlucky 1st half

[open owl]

Do u even have that much money

Am I the only one not a tad bit worried for Lyon? Lol

I think even with no changes to the squad you guys are easily gonna make top 12 at the end of the season

[sterile fractal]

Around 40-50M

[open owl]

Oh good

I still think you guys have something massive which is ambition

Always gonna push you forward no matter who u play on the pitch

Yk cause you're the big Olympique Lyonnais so there's an image to protect

[lyric wasp]

Interesting subs for lyon

[spark pivot]

What a miss!

[sterile fractal]

we never gonna score

remove all Lille's keeper, I swear our players will still manage to shoot off target

[spark pivot]

Unfortunately true

[rigid garnet]

lyon 😭

[sterile fractal]

Poor Nuamah

[ebon creek]

I feel bad for the status of Lyon

Idk what to say

at this point

[sterile fractal]

Bro rejected West Ham to come to Lyon and end up alongside dudes like Mama Baldé, Kadewere, Alvero or Akouakou😭 😭

[spark pivot]

Lyon really can’t score😅

Great win for Lille!

[lyric wasp]

LETS GOOOOO

Where are the Lyon comeback guys ??

[sterile fractal]

in a parallel universe where Mama Balde knows how to finish

[mortal bane]

guys is there anything better than tnt sports

[open owl]

Just realized Montpellier plays again in 3 days

Bring back the international break man please

[subtle walrus]

Nope

They will definetly be relegated

Lyon is hopeless

At least in my eyes

[mortal bane]

what happened to them 😭

[urban arch]

https://youtu.be/0v0it_Pf-zc?si=hQ6OkuuZy34i9AUv

[waxen palm]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[urban arch]

God I love Mo

[modern citrus]

xddddd

[errant flare]

Julien Stéphan succeeds: Rennes win over Reims and get back on track

The course of the match:
[1]:0 - 4' G Amine Gouiri (Rennes)
1:[1] - 45+1' G Oumar Diakite (A Junya Ito) (Reims)
[2]:1 - 46' G Benjamin Bourigeaud (A Martin Terrier) (Rennes)
[3]:1 - 66' G Arthur Theate (A Benjamin Bourigeaud) (Rennes)

Bruno Genesio stepped down as Rennes coach for personal reasons during the international break. He was replaced by former Rennes coach Julien Stéphan, who achieved historic success with the club, leading them to qualify for the Champions League in 2020. Genesio left the club after a negative run of five matches without a win in Ligue 1, although he broke through twice in the Europa Conference League, winning the aggregate against Panathinaikos. Reims was coming off a 3-0 defeat against PSG.
In the 4th minute, Amine Gouri scored for Rennes after standing stray, firing a low shot into the middle of the goal. In the 45+1', eighteen-year-old Oumar Diakite won the fight in the air and headed straight to the left side of the goal from close range after a clean high pass into the penalty area. Reims equalized. In the 46', Benjamin Bourigeaud set up after a simple pass across the field and got the ball at his feet. He shot into the bottom right corner of the goal and Rennes took the lead again. Twenty minutes later, Arthur Theate closed the cross into the goal area with a free kick and shot it easily into the goal just inside the right post. Diouf had no chance, Rennes managed to increase the score and win under the leadership of the new coach. Expected goals: 0.96-0.22, possession: 37%-63%, shots on goal: 5-5, man of the match: Benjamin Bourigeaud (France, Rennes, 29 years old, midfielder, goal and assist, 71 minutes, rating - 8.9/10). Rennes won 3-1 against Reims in the 13th round of Ligue 1.

Reims - 5th place | 20 points
Rennes - 10th place | 15 points

Roazhon Park (Rennes)
referee: Buquet R.

[errant flare]

Without straining their talent, Lille win in Lyon and are getting closer to the podium

The course of the match:
0:[1] - 27' ⚽️ Jonathan David (🅰️ Yusuf Yazici) (Lille)
0:[2] - 32' ⚽️ Tiago Santos (Lille)

The match between Lyon and Lille was very unusual, looking at the table. After all, last season these teams were five points apart, and Lille qualified for the group round of the Europa Conference League. Today it was completely different. Lyon in last place with a chance to advance to the penultimate place and Lille in fourth, looking at the podium with PSG, Nice and Monaco. Before the international break, Lyon finally won against Rennes and Lille drew 1-1 with Toulouse.
In the 27', captain Jonathan David found some space in the penalty area and shot into the bottom right corner of the goal, giving Lille the lead. Five minutes later, Portuguese Tiago Santos hit the top right corner of the goal from the edge of the penalty area, giving LOSC a more secure result. Lille gave the initiative to Lyon in the second half, and the most dangerous attempt was made by Tino Kadewere, but Lucas Chevalier saved his shot into the right part of the goal in a one-on-one situation. One thing hasn't changed, Lyon at the bottom of Ligue 1. Expected Goals: 2.28-1.58, Ball Possession: 42%-58%, Shots on Goal: 5-8, Man of the Match: Tiago Santos (Portugal, Lille, 21 years old, defender, goal, yellow card for unsportsmanlike conduct, 90 minutes, rating - 9.1/10). Lille won 2-0 against Lyon in the 13th round of Ligue 1.

Lille - 4th place | 23 points
Lyon - 18th place | 7 points

Parc Olympique Lyonnais (Lyon)
referee: Wattelier E.

[modern citrus]

no

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/MercatoPlein/status/1729145508256706728

It's not even fake lol

+there are 4 games less

[sterile fractal]

trop pessimiste

mais imagine vrm un Olympico en Ligue 2 la saison pro

[urban arch]

bah le pessimisme est sa marque lol

[open owl]

43 défaites en 38 matchs HAHAHHAHAHAHAA

[open owl]

Also Montpellier with MDZ after 12 matchdays is the same amount of points as Olivier Dall'Oglio after 12 matchdays

😔👋 le génie arménien n'est plus un génie

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/lnstantFoot/status/1729230441759084550?t=FqUi_baQC78He8zsi5rhUg&s=19

[hasty coyote]

Marseille 12ème c'est une dinguerie

Ça passe de l'Europa League à rien l'année prochaine

[vocal spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599309266662195230/1178818376907378798/Screenshot_20231127-170137_Instagram.jpg?ex=6577872a&is=6565122a&hm=ccb771c310926e027b38345830d5ebb47aa782ad2540b3d604df308e05b258e1&

[modern citrus]

bro is going a little too far

[tired hawk]

Enrique is tripping

[open owl]

Ever since he said Montpellier is one of the best teams he's ever faced I'm convinced this guy is smoking something 💀💀

[lyric wasp]

Add +4 points

[open owl]

Yes yes but oh well

I don't even know if we're gonna beat Clermont

If we play like we played yesterday it's no chance, Clermont is putting 3+ past us

I don't think anyone realizes how shit we were yesterday

It was the first time in my life of watching football where I legit did not know which players were playing because of how invisible and insignificant they were

So bad I couldn't even pinpoint one bad player or one good player it was just 11 invisible players on the pitch

[urban arch]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0Jpkg7o-th/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

flash_gones

Le chant des supporters Lyonnais pendant OL-LOSC 🤣 #ol #chantsupporter #drole #oympiquelyonnais #reels

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[rancid peak]

https://fxtwitter.com/AwayDays_/status/1729265234957734095

@opal drift Nice fans you have

[opal drift]

Of course, 10 hooligans represent the whole fanbase

If I had a dollar for every “nice fan” Real Madrid had, I would be able to buy the club itself

Remember how pressed you guys got when Mbappe didn’t join you guys?

You called him a son of a bitch

You called him a snake

You called him a rat

You spammed his comment section on social media

Not very fair to generalize is it?

Speaking of hooligans your club has a whole group of one, called the Ultras Sur… who still attend away Real Madrid matches

They’re just as bad as any hooligans out there, if not worse

[modern citrus]

if one day we had to pick out all the racist madrid fans out there, we would have enough to fill 4 or 5 bernabeus

don't speak when your club's fans racially abuse your own players when they make a slightly inconvenient move

[lyric wasp]

Don't take mort seriously

That individual couldn't admit fav club real Madrid robbed Chelsea in UWCL and got a karma few days later

[ornate ledge]

Okay here's a warning for you:
If you post a tweet like this, with the message you just did, it counts as riling up rival fans. If you were to properly discuss this instance, rather than just mocking a club while endlessly defending your own through their shitty fanbase/decisions etc, you wouldn't have got this warning

It's not the first time you pull shit like this and I'm getting a bit tired of it

[tawny torrent]

PSG are winning today

Newcastle fell off

If Isak is starting then psg will lose 3-0 but if isak is benched then newcastle is losing 4-1

[viral hill]

what a footballing genius you are

[tawny torrent]

thank you

[snow nacelle]

I'm so nervous

[viral hill]

u newcastlt?

[tawny torrent]

nah hes psg fan

but he loves camavinga so he’s cool

[viral hill]

it will be hard without warren, but I think we will win this game

even if we lose, we can still qualify

[snow nacelle]

what happens if we draw or lose? I need to know all the possible permutations 🥺

[viral hill]

draw would be good if milan lose

ah no its bad

cause it would mean newcastle 2nd and psg thid

and if milan win psg last

[snow nacelle]

Last!? We could become last!??

[viral hill]

wait no im dumb

It would be psg 2nd cause he have better gd

[snow nacelle]

What happens if we win today and lose to dortmund?

[viral hill]

either way if milan win and psg wins. We are first and milan second

[snow nacelle]

I read that we're only guaranteed thru if we win and milan lose

[viral hill]

if we win today and lose to dotmund and milan lose to new castle. We will be second behind dortmund

[snow nacelle]

Ah. If not we will be third

Damn

[viral hill]

bro idk We must win both

f the math

but draw +win i think we still good

just no lose

if we lose we must pray other teams do draws

and we win dortmund

[snow nacelle]

We must win today

[viral hill]

if we lose today.

We MUST win dortmund,

i think its the craziest group in CL history

[snow nacelle]

No no no I don't want to think about this

[viral hill]

if we win today, we are playing for 1st place

unless we really unlucky

[snow nacelle]

No we still have 3rd place risk I think

Depending on other teams

@unkempt fossil posted this in the match channel but it was too much of a riddle for my brain

[viral hill]

no cause if we win, and dortmund win today. dortmund 10 psg 9, milan 5 and newcastle 4

[snow nacelle]

Paris will qualify to the next round if they win and AC Milan do not.

Newcastle will be unable to finish top 2 if they lose. If that and AC Milan also win, they will finish in 4th place.

[viral hill]

if we win we are qualified

for sure

check the math if im right

but i think its right

[snow nacelle]

But if we win and Milan win?

[viral hill]

if we win milan win. psg 9 milan 8 dortmun 7 nc 4

oh damn

[snow nacelle]

Damn.

[viral hill]

dortmund must also win

LETS GO DORTMUND

[viral hill]

if milan draw: psg 9 dortmund 8 milan 6 NC 4

we still pass if we lose to dortmund cause we have more goals against milan

[snow nacelle]

I don't wanna jinx it but I feel like they will draw

[viral hill]

we are in a very good position

not as good as dortmund

anyways we are by far better than all these teams

if we can't beat them, how will we beat bayern and real later on

[snow nacelle]

Let's take it one step at a time 😭😭

[viral hill]

but bro. If we make it out first of this group, i feel karma will make us win

it all

[snow nacelle]

You are too optimistic

But I like it

[viral hill]

we are already playing semi final like games in november lol

[viral hill]

we can even do two draws if milan loses to dortmund and milan wins to new castle.

cause if we tied with milan we win direct goals

we must win both if milan wins both

[subtle walrus]

France equalises and Mali is down to 10 men

[modern citrus]

lol Newcastle is finished

14 injuries

how the hell are they gonna play

[viral hill]

isak is back isn't he

[viral hill]

Pope; Trippier, Lascelles, Schar, Hall; Guimaraes, Joelinton, Miley; Almiron, Isak, Gordon

basically same lineup tbf

[subtle walrus]

2-1 to France

I think it's pretty clear

The final will be France vs Germany

[viral hill]

what are you even watching

[subtle walrus]

U17 world cup semi final

[viral hill]

💀

[subtle walrus]

What is it

[urban birch]

Yippee

[sterile fractal]

siuuuuuuu

U17 France in World Cup final

[urban birch]

Eeey

[waxen palm]

Blud even our youth team lost to Newcastle

It's joever

This team is finished everywhere in Europe

[ebon creek]

don't worry about youth team

we're winning 4-0

[urban arch]

2:0 more like it. They have an ok B-team

[ebon creek]

why they using B-team?

[urban arch]

They are one of the most injury prone team in the PL

[waxen palm]

Blud we better

• it's at home where we are supposed to be good

[ebon creek]

yes

we're rlly strong at home lately

except for the nice match

[lyric wasp]

FC Nantes going further than PSG this season 💀

[weak viper]

Literally last season our group was even crazier

[viral hill]

the fact om was even in the group makes it less good

every team in our group could go at least to semis

[viral hill]

youth team is bad this season

[waxen palm]

Fr lol

And for once they were actually trying to qualify

But they bottled it

[tawny torrent]

@waxen palm prediction for tonight?

[weak viper]

we bottled against the biggest bottlers of all time

[waxen palm]

2-0

[ebon creek]

yes

[waxen palm]

Sad he didn't start Ramos

But glad he didn't start 2 mids

Danilo Skriniar

He's probably gonna use Asensio in the 2nd half

[tawny torrent]

ASENSIO ON THE BENCH

[opal drift]

When has Danilo skriniar ever worked

[waxen palm]

it's gonna be fun and disappointing bruh

Just play Hernandez at CB and Mukiele at LB

[open owl]

Merci

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1729578942732923027?t=-OafiDnTWvc-j7MjDcFmZw&s=19

Win for him and for us

[snow nacelle]

Ooo he's here

[open owl]

Montpellier's level this season:

[snow nacelle]

😢😢

Marqi would have saved that

This is so depressing

Maybe I'll go back to bed

[open owl]

Alright guys hear me out for a few seconds

[snow nacelle]

WHAT

[open owl]

I'm not saying we're the best club in the world...

BUUUUUUUT?

[snow nacelle]

BETTER MAKE THIS GOOD

Yeah what's happening in the city game I'm going to investigate now that we're in HT

How are they 2 down?

[open owl]

They're already qualified

[snow nacelle]

Don't rub it in

Don't

[open owl]

Brother

We haven't qualified for Europe since 2013

[snow nacelle]

I'm going back to bed

[open owl]

I can't rub anything in

[weak viper]

https://www.lequipe.fr/Football/Actualites/Le-fc-rouen-national-sanctionne-d-un-retrait-de-5-points-en-national/1433924

Common DNCG L

[open owl]

Still more points than Nîmes 😭😭😭

[raw wharf]

coucou

[open owl]

coucou

[lyric wasp]

PSG OM Final

[waxen palm]

Bro I hate this team at a point

[viral hill]

barcola

top 10 worst game to watch as a psg fan

i've been watching for 13 years

[rancid peak]

https://fxtwitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1729621978095509614

[dusk elbow]

No demebele next round

[waxen palm]

Well Asensio better start that game

Whatever happens we're in Europe

But we gotta push to win v BVB to top the group

[formal burrow]

https://vxtwitter.com/xgphilosophy/status/1729624523668890020?s=46&t=tmuk03CPzJuH7D-wu7OQXQ

[waxen palm]

nah 💀💀

[waxen palm]

We can blame ourselves for that obviously

[opal drift]

Im starting to think Europa league isn’t as bad as people say it is

[mortal bane]

there are a few players i will not be allowing in that starting 11

[subtle walrus]

Only prem fans think the europa league is bad when a club like Liverpool occasionally plays in it they make fun of that club

[gloomy onyx]

@opal drift I need psg to qualiry

Qualify

Somehow

I don’t know how

But you have to qualify without to beat us

[opal drift]

Ugh

[open owl]

Europa League would be the holy grail in terms of prestige for me

I think UCL we'd get battered 5-0 and 7-0 easy but UEL we could wish to compete like Toulouse is doing

[gloomy onyx]

A draw between milan and newcastle is all I hope for

[open owl]

And UECL would be accurate of our level

[gloomy onyx]

The only reason I‘m hoping for your ass to win is this @opal drift

I couldnt care less who qualifes before as long we qualify

But now I need psg to qualify

[gloomy onyx]

He could have upgrade to 91 if you won today

[snow nacelle]

I'm back. How was the second half?

Seems like not any better than the first?

Why is dembele suspended next game?

[opal drift]

Accumulation of yellows

[opal drift]

After watching the second half highlights, I realized everyone plays with two left feet

[snow nacelle]

Lovely, we've got such special players

We haven't gotten any points in away games. What are we going to do

[west raptor]

such a stupidly deserved yellow as well

what an idiot

this will benefit PSG though as you’re forced to play someone that isn’t Dembélé

[opal drift]

He should be dropped for the Nantes game

So Enrique can plan properly

Hopefully he doesn’t pull up some random formation or lineup this time

[opal drift]

Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Lois Openda
Lois Openda who?
Lois Opendadoor

Oh shit I forgot he doesn’t play in ligue 1 anymore

[rancid peak]

https://fxtwitter.com/marcoasensio10/status/1729641591705383389 was this Asensio's first match back from injury?

[opal drift]

Yeah

[rancid peak]

What did he have?

Because that would mean he was injured for months

[opal drift]

I think it was hamstring injury

Let me check

Foot injury

What ever that’s supposed to mean

[rancid peak]

Yeah it just says "foot injury"

They don't specific what kind

Whatever

[opal drift]

I think it was just hamstring

Reports say it was a bruised foot but it shouldn’t take that long to heal

[rancid peak]

hm.

[snow nacelle]

Idk it was during the prev international break so I didn't see it occur either

[ebon creek]

does anyone know why Kieran Trippier won MOTM and not a psg player

we dominated possession in the game

[snow nacelle]

I mean, I only watched half but we were not good

He probably deserved it

[sudden mesa]

psg had 31 shots and only 7 on target i'm sure the defence was doing bits

[viral hill]

cause he saved NC like 10 times

such a bad style of play

[modern citrus]

psg is guaranteed to at least play europa

wouldn't be so bad

well first for UEFA coefficient

but even for psg itself

I don't see PSG going particularly far in CL

[sage remnant]

this club needs a damn trophy

French cup and ligue 1 cups are Mickey Mouse

We win it every year there are only like 2 teams that are even in the conversation for competition

it’s even less competitive then bundesliga

I’ll take one ucl over 20 French cups

[maiden ginkgo]

hi

[subtle walrus]

The referee saved you up against Newcastle

[viral hill]

lmao

you clearly not french

[subtle walrus]

I most definetly wouldn't

[viral hill]

bro will forget the 2 clear pens before that

[subtle walrus]

I support marseille in France

[viral hill]

hakimi and the hand ball before were 100% pens

[subtle walrus]

I would take 20 French cups consecutive over one champions league

[subtle walrus]

Not saying you paid the referee I'm saying that he's just dumb and doesn't know how to be a referee 💀

Doesn't give pens when they are pens but give this

[viral hill]

i agree. But i see so many people saying NC was robbed. When he had 32 shots vs 5 and 73% poss, and 2 non given pens

mbappe said it best

he said NC didn't provide much cause they dont have much

psg was better in all aspects of the game

[subtle walrus]

Yes

Psg has a chance at winning the europa league

If you go to the europa league

[steady star]

we'll be in ucl not el

I prefer lose at the quarters finals of the ucl instead of being in europa league

[viral hill]

id rather not win anything

CL or nothing

[weak viper]

wtf

[viral hill]

psg can just win in dotmund and be first of the group lol

[weak viper]

you would be the first french club to win the uel

[viral hill]

we can pass with a draw as well if milan wins

[viral hill]

farmers cup nobody cares

im not interested in playing sevilla

[subtle walrus]

What is this mindset

You would rather get last place in champions league group than win the europa league

This is so dumb

[viral hill]

we cant get last place

id rather lose in the 8ieme of CL than win EL

its worth noting

[subtle walrus]

That is so dumb

Europa league is not worth nothing

[viral hill]

its an L to be in europa league

rather lose in the big league

than be in the small

[open owl]

Montpellier-Clermont 😭😭😭

[viral hill]

turns out it was a pen

the rule about hitting body parts before hand ball does not exist in CL only in premiere league

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/13018736/newcastle-handball-var-who-reviewed-controversial-handball-penalty-for-psg-stood-down-from-wednesdays-games#:~:text=It is an offence if,made their body unnaturally bigger.

bro did his job

[weak viper]

Why can't they make the same rules for every competition

Because that also means that we should have got a pen against pana

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1729845295859560830?t=CbTDe7_VDE-5pDeLgdc40g&s=19 Waniel Wiolo

[covert smelt]

Seems like there are differing reports

Just keep the rules consistent and universal

[viral hill]

Are UEFA's rules different from individual leagues?
Every league, competition and governing body has its own guidelines on how to interpret the laws of the game and ahead of the 2023/24 season, UEFA moved to try and limit the giving of handball offences in regards to deflections, as well as the punishment for yellow and red cards shown for handball.

UEFA's guidelines say "no handball offence should be called on a player if the ball is previously deflected from his own body, and, in particular, when the ball does not go towards the goal." However, this was only a recommendation from the UEFA Football Board, which includes coaches and former players like England boss Gareth Southgate, former England defender Rio Ferdinand and ex-Wales star Gareth Bale, and was never formally ratified.

The guidelines also say "not every handball should automatically lead to a caution after every shot at goal, as anticipated by the current guidelines."

its not a rule

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/13018736/newcastle-handball-var-who-reviewed-controversial-handball-penalty-for-psg-stood-down-from-wednesdays-games#:~:text=It is an offence if,made their body unnaturally bigger.

[covert smelt]

So basically, the rule was merely a recommendation and was never formally introduced?

[viral hill]

yes

he can judge if the arms of the player were in a bad or good position

he judge its bad

still a dodgy call, but not an illegal one like everybody crying about

[sage remnant]

never claimed to be

But im certain Mbappe thinks the same

[sterile fractal]

when will this time comeback

even a 2-0 win against Metz seems so unrealistic for us today...

[viral hill]

bad ownership

[sterile fractal]

no, wasn't Textor's fault

bro came and got sanctioned by the debt that Aulas left us

[viral hill]

was talking about aulas lol

aulas is the reaosn the club fell

but also that ligue 1 is very competitive compared to yeares ago

Lille, reims, marseille, lens, nice are all good teams that can claim top 3

[waxen palm]

Marseille in there

[viral hill]

lmao

come on

when I said top 3 more like, top 2 under psg

[weak viper]

Lille and us won't get top 3

[sterile fractal]

because big clubs fell off...

[covert smelt]

that was after a school shooting too

thats crazy

[ebon creek]

fair enough ig

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1729846188273226023 😭 😭

[rancid peak]

https://fxtwitter.com/ESPNUK/status/1729803104898421230

[open owl]

Could've been Pierre Gaillouste

[open owl]

I think that's bad tbh

[west raptor]

PGS

[snow nacelle]

Oh no

[open owl]

UEFA and other comps shouldn't suspend referees based on one decision that's kinda dumb

[weak viper]

If we did that in France there would be no ref left

[open owl]

Fr that's why I'm saying it's dumb 😭😭😭

Nah but refs will be scared to call stuff

Everyone will be scared to keep their job

I'm not against looking at refs performances over the season & relegating/promoting but let it take into account these mistakes

[snow nacelle]

😟

[open owl]

If we don't win this match I'm kms

And like

Live.

because there's no way we get -4 point penalty because of one dumbass

[opal drift]

That’s pretty harsh ngl, firing a ref

[open owl]

Na he's just suspended

It's mostly PR by UEFA, same thing as PGMOL when they "relegated Anthony Taylor" to the Championship even tho it was just one match & then 4 days later he ref'd a UCL game & 3 days after that he ref'd Chelsea-City lmfao

[lyric wasp]

WE WILL

We have proven to be better than Monaco already

[lyric wasp]

Lille is a big club

Monaco is a big club

Reims is a big club

[subtle walrus]

Real

Marseille is a big club

[lyric wasp]

yes but marseille has been sneaked in for no reason

[subtle walrus]

Marseille can get top 3

[lyric wasp]

sure sure

see you in june

[weak viper]

unless there's a miracle and we win nearly all games until the end of the season we won't

[subtle walrus]

Can and will are different things

With this squad lyon can get top 10

But they will finish dead last

[lyric wasp]

they wont

[weak viper]

lyon is gonna be relegated in one way or another

[lyric wasp]

i dont think so

As much as I hate Plyon i believe they will wake up at some point

[weak viper]

if they don't finish last (which would be very surprising) they will surely finish 17th

if you see in the previous years all the teams that had that few points at this stage of the season got relegated

• there are 4 games less

[lyric wasp]

but the gap isnt that big with other teams

[weak viper]

i don't think that the winter transfer window can save them

it's not even sure that they will be able to buy players

[lyric wasp]

they dont need transfers they need finishing

[subtle walrus]

No

[lyric wasp]

considering you dont watch ligue 1 i dotn take your opinion as seriously as OM fan's

[subtle walrus]

Lyon relegation

[subtle walrus]

I mean I watch but not that much

I would love lyon to be relegated

[lyric wasp]

everyone

but they have 22 games to score 4pts more than Lorient rn

[subtle walrus]

I'm not sure they can do that

[lyric wasp]

they can 💀

[subtle walrus]

I'm being sarcastic

[open owl]

None of them were OL tho

OL has quality players

Mama Baldé.......

ok i'll stop

[open owl]

Goal Clermont. 1-0.

Don't even bother to ask me how I'm feeling right now

Genuinely

Lecomte is not playing football

This is the end of Montpellier right here

Probably one of the best goals of the season honestly

Just shot from far & Lecomte didn't even bother looking

Estève (CB) injured, no one here to replace him so Fayad (winger) is on

[waxen palm]

why the dots 😭😭

[open owl]

Because I'm depressed.

Red card for Der Zakarian.

This is a nightmare... this is an absolute horror show at the moment

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1729940457696677982 this is getting worse every day

[open owl]

2 players injured, CB replaced by winger and DM replaced by CAM (we have no bench).

Coach red card.

Down 1-0 because of (unironically, please go watch it) one of the most saveable shots in the history of football.

Can this get any worse?

[weak viper]

Lecomte :

[open owl]

PENALTY !

Une main FLAGRANTE !

[waxen palm]

W

1-1

Finally man

[open owl]

Savanier scores from the spot

I'm not really excited

This was a match we should've won easily

+7'

ADAMS FUCKING SHOOT

WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU WAITING FOR

DRIBBLE DRIBBLE DRIBBLE AND THEN WHAT

4 minutes left.

[open owl]

FT. This is the end of Montpellier.

No new stadium, no first team, our recruits have now lost their motivation and will start slacking like the others.

December, we face Lens, Monaco & Marseille. Perhaps Metz we can grab one point. Most likely not.

This means we're gonna end dead last (yes, under Lyon) before Christmas.

In January, there's the African & Arab cups: half of our first team will be away, and with no bench. I don't expect a single win that month. We start again in February, where we eat Rennes away, OL after their winter mercato & Marseille away. Needless to say no points, or maybe one.

March? PSG & Nice. No points.

Maybe April once we face Clermont, Lorient, Le Havre we will start gaining points but it will most likely be too late.

Meanwhile other relegation teams have all faced the big clubs, so they're in place to gain points.

Shame on me for even thinking about Europe, we absolutely do not deserve nor are capable of qualifying.

Bref, thanks for having us in Ligue 1, but it's now time for us to go ✌️

[weak viper]

4:0 arsenal 💀

But people will say that we are the problem in Europe

5-0 now

[open owl]

Is it Lens or Gibraltar?

https://fxtwitter.com/meteofoot/status/1729956078996090907

[waxen palm]

Us vs Newcastle vibes bro