ligue-1

[weak viper]

GIROUDDD

[tawny torrent]

13💀💀💀

[weak viper]

great assist grizou

[thick mango]

GI GI ROUD ROUD PETE MOI LCUL GIROUD

[spark pivot]

15-0 incoming!

[open owl]

OUIII

[waxen palm]

+2'

[open owl]

one more

ONE MORE

[waxen palm]

14

GIROUDDDD AGAIN

[thick mango]

nah watch how gibri coach boutta go ancelotti and the game will finish 15-14 for gibraltar

[weak viper]

GIROUD BICYCLE KICK

OMG

[mortal bane]

HOLY

[thick mango]

YOOOOOOO

[mortal bane]

MOLY

[thick mango]

HOLY SHIT

[spark pivot]

Giroud brace!!

[open owl]

GIROUDDD

ICI C'EST LA PAILLADEEE

[waxen palm]

GIROUD THE GOAT 🐐

FT

[lyric wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-giroud-adversaire-chuis-français-gif-25192883

[waxen palm]

[thick mango]

match is done

[open owl]

Giroud hattrick but Gibraltar paid the refs

[spark pivot]

Iconic interview haha

[thick mango]

if i was mbappe id swap my shirt with the gk, bro is boutta get ptsd from this match

[waxen palm]

xQc >>>>>

[tawny torrent]

camavinga motm tonight

[waxen palm]

Nice game in Nice tonight

[open owl]

Rumors say Giroud has just scored the 15th goal in the locker rooms

[waxen palm]

OL goals in L1: 9

OW goals in L1: 12

France goals in ONE game against Gibraltar:

[modern citrus]

wtf was this game 😭

[waxen palm]

haagrah

[tired hawk]

What is the score?

16-0?

[weak viper]

14-0

[modern citrus]

we scored pretty much every type of goal

own goal
outside of the box long shot
chip in front of the gk
bycicle kick
halfway line lob shot

[weak viper]

7 goals in each half

[spark pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-perfectlybalanced-gif-18301221

[modern citrus]

the only type of goal we didn't have is a 1 on 1 against the keeper for obvious reasons

and maybe a christophe jallet

[mortal bane]

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1725997782253674663?t=p-E54nSMyJyZZCcQfedp1A&s=19

[opal drift]

Nice to hear

[waxen palm]

You understood that lol

[modern citrus]

he's gonna be back in a week

probs

not a big injury

[snow nacelle]

I hope it's nothing... everyone's getting injured this week

[rancid peak]

https://fxtwitter.com/brfootball/status/1725993659097625000

[waxen palm]

Giroud robbed bro though

I'm watching these replays

And the goal should've stood lol

[ebon creek]

Gibralter robbed

^ c'est un joke

[cloud bison]

Gibraltar man

[sterile fractal]

sans pitié pour les gibraltains

[tawny torrent]

@waxen palm Warren zaire is out for the rest of the year

[snow nacelle]

He is? I saw 2 weeks

[mortal bane]

nah no way

[raven forge]

lmao

[waxen palm]

Fuck this ah

[open owl]

Goal Roannais Foot 42

against le grand Nîmes Olympique

1-0 right before HT

penalty

[weak viper]

dissolve this club

[open owl]

R2 club btw

[surreal crow]

Paris Saint Germain Forever!

[open owl]

Nîmes

2 goals in last 10 mins

They win 3-1 & will face Saint Etienne

Yea we r not getting a derby 💀

[lyric wasp]

Saint Etienne winning!!

[open owl]

Yea 100%

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1726262705689170418?t=LpVxme_bciNVd-4BAMkBwg&s=19

[west isle]

he's done well but it was eventually time for him to move on

[open owl]

I thought Rennes would win Ligue 1 this season

[sterile fractal]

[sterile fractal]

Ca aussi

[modern citrus]

great comment! do you have anything more productive to add to this channel?

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1726596112054882765

Is he any good

also can we stop being the reserve team of arsenal

it will be the 7th former arsenal player in 3 years

after saliba, guendouzi, kolasinac, tavares, sanchez and aubameyang

[modern citrus]

pointless for you

harit >

also I am a dedicated arsenal hater

so I feel sad for you

none of the former arsenal players did you any good except saliba and sanchez

and sanchez is long after arsenal

[weak viper]

guendouzi was good the first season

[modern citrus]

and he ended up being sold for a stupidly low fee

[weak viper]

yeah

[modern citrus]

plus he's been convincing only one season

[ebon creek]

Hi guys

In few hours greece vs france

[open owl]

Hi mbappe x wze

Yes

[weak viper]

it's today???

[ebon creek]

Ya

[weak viper]

no way

[open owl]

Na

Few hours is like

[ebon creek]

No not today my bad

[open owl]

28 hours

but yes

[weak viper]

oh i was about to say

[ebon creek]

Tomorrow

but yes 28 hours

[weak viper]

we only played 2 days ago

[open owl]

Few hours

[ebon creek]

away game in greece

[snow nacelle]

Please all I ask for is no injuries 🙏

[weak viper]

dd should bench clauss

[modern citrus]

no wtf why

greece is a low block

you need clauss' crossing quality

and his chemistry with coman

[weak viper]

useless game and so that he doesn't get injured as he always plays with the NT and we have important games coming soon

[modern citrus]

don't think DD cares about not injuring players for their clubs

[weak viper]

true

[opal drift]

WZE out for rest of 2023

[open owl]

so 1 month

[opal drift]

Yeah

[open owl]

with the ucl that might hurt tho

cause that's like what

5 Ligue 1 matches & 2 UCL matches

[rain eagle]

tbh will become the best league in europe once Mbappe leaves

because its really,PSG wins Or some completely random club wins!

[opal drift]

It’s not the simple lol

PSG will definitely rebuild if he leaves

Although I think Xavi could fill his spot well

[snow nacelle]

I just saw the U21s lost both games this week?

[restive notch]

Who thinks PSG will win ucl in like 5 years?

[opal drift]

It would be nice

5-10 years hopefully

[cloud bison]

If Monaco makes it to a UCL final before PSG in the next 5 years

[zealous saffron]

I used to joke that City and PSG wouldn't win UCL not even if the final was between them

but eh.. now the joke is ruined so PSG can feel free to win it any time

[open owl]

PSG fans reading this:

https://tenor.com/view/mhsc-ligue1-montpellier-der-zakarian-joie-gif-12833218

[covert smelt]

They'll win it sooner or later

I don't reckon this season tho, as they're still in a transitional period and some synchrony between players need further development

[urban arch]

bah je pense France va detruire l'equipe Grecois

[weak viper]

It's la France and grecque not grecois

[urban arch]

Oui bien sur mais en France. En quebec ils disent Grecois quand quelqun n'aime pas la Grece

[weak viper]

Vraiment ??

[urban arch]

Les quebecers sont vraimant etranges

[ebon creek]

Greece will lose 0-3

[open owl]

https://fxtwitter.com/actul1_/status/1726926607783276631 FUCKINGGG PIERRE GAILLOUSTE DJANDUWBXUAHXUSX

WHY TTHE FUCKK DO WE EITHER GET FRAPPART OR GAILLOUSTE IM GONNA KMS

Pierre Gaillouste last time with Montpellier he cancelled a 90+6 winning goal that shouldn't have been cancelled

[weak viper]

who is gaillouste

btw we got brisard 😭

he cancelled a totally valid goal for us when we won 1-0 against q$g and recently canceled the rongier goal against metz for a contact that took place 20 sec before the goal

but hey we are shit anyway so the ref doesn't matter

[tiny fossil]

Paris Saint Germain

Ligue 1 meilleur Ligue du monde

[opal drift]

Cook

[hasty coyote]

Next year i wish we come back in Ligue 1

Pour faire notre comeback

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/equipedefrance/status/1727032467301994650?t=n5Jb-LRRCPV-GCDHDPGYDg&s=19

[waxen palm]

Well we would prefer to win this now but eh man this team is shambles in UCL

[open owl]

Bruh Pierre Gaillouste

The worst Ligue 1 referee

[weak viper]

i never saw this ref in my life

he must be only refereeing small teams

that's why he is bad

[waxen palm]

KICK-OFF!

Damn good play there

Needed more power there Dembele

[open owl]

You've never seen Pierre Gaillouste?

Damn

@waxen palm surely u know Pierre Gaillouste right

Pierre has NEVER referee'd a Montpellier game without a questionable decision against us

[waxen palm]

bruh wasn't he the one that gave a good amount of yellows and got Ramos a red vs Reims last season

[open owl]

yea

He ref'd u and Reims

[waxen palm]

apart from that horrible game I never heard of him

hope he never refs our games lmao

Greece doing good

[open owl]

Pierre Gaillouste MHSC games:

• 16th Jan 2022, 3-1 defeat against Strasbourg, straight red card to Wahi for a 'foul', 2 goals no VAR at all even though questions were raised

• 7th of August 2022, 3-2 victory against Troyes, questionable penalty for Troyes just a few minutes after we scored our first goal

• He was the ref for Metz-Guingamp, which ended 6-3 with 3 red cards against Metz, I invite you to watch the highlights for the decisions

• 19th of March 2023, 2-1 victory against Clermont, 2 yellow cards for Ferri, 90+1 and 90+2

• 3rd of June 2023, 3-1 victory for Montpellier I don't remember that game very much it was last game of the szn

• And lastly our draw against Strasbourg this szn, Fayad goal cancelled for 0 reason

Overall if u look at Twitter he is always voted for the worst Ligue 1 ref with Frappart

But I think he is way worse than Frappart imo, because he makes mistakes on major decisions that change the course of the game EVERY time, while Frappart does that from time to time

[weak viper]

i don't remember his face

[waxen palm]

Ah man

Post ffs

[open owl]

Oufh

[waxen palm]

Grizou deserves to score so bad

[weak viper]

im not watching the game so ping me when there is a goal

[open owl]

Yes he never ref'd a Marseille game yet

I don't wish that for u ngl

[weak viper]

apparently he refd when we played against metz

[open owl]

This szn? No

This szn he only ref'd like 4 games of Ligue 1

[weak viper]

so it's just a fake news then

[open owl]

Bro ur Metz game was Jerome Brisard

Good guy

[waxen palm]

GOALLLL

KOLO MUANI

[tired hawk]

Goal

[weak viper]

nice

[waxen palm]

Finally man

Great finish as well

[open owl]

https://fxtwitter.com/paicmhscc/status/1482753967310389252

Wahi's straight red card 💀

[weak viper]

it's a yellow at most

he didn't touch his ankle

he just walked on his foot

[open owl]

Dats Pierre Gaillouste

Idk if I'm going to Montpellier-Brest this sunday

J'ai mes partiels de biophysique jeudi 💀

[weak viper]

kamara should have started against greece

he's always there but only plays 5 min

[open owl]

https://fxtwitter.com/allezpaillade/status/1727047845004574983

IL A DIT LES TERMES HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[weak viper]

c'est bien le fils à son père

loulou must be proud

[open owl]

I love this club man

Can we have a new fuckin stadium

[waxen palm]

1-1

Oh my days

[weak viper]

so it's the second goal conceded in 8 games

wtf did they do

great volley tho

[waxen palm]

Lucas Hernandez got pressed

[tired hawk]

Greece is winning

2-1

[waxen palm]

2-1

Kounde 💀💀💀

[weak viper]

that's what happens when you don't have clauss

[tired hawk]

NAH

[weak viper]

but seriously can he stop playing kounde as RB

only clauss is good there in this team

[waxen palm]

Bro got nutmegged bruh

[waxen palm]

He thinks he's still playing at Barca

Just bring up Mukiele ffs

RB position has always been so problematic

[weak viper]

yeah

[waxen palm]

Mbappe on

[weak viper]

i can't remember the last time we got a world class RB

[waxen palm]

Kolo off

[weak viper]

sagnol maybe

[waxen palm]

Yeah maybe him

[tawny torrent]

This is what happens dembele when you injure the best player

He didnt even say sorry

[opal drift]

https://fxtwitter.com/psghub/status/1727044658705137980

PSG got 99 problems but having ugly kits isn’t one

[tawny torrent]

Wow thats cooking

But mbappe wont wear it😂😂

He’ll wear another white kit

🔥🔥

[weak viper]

Your last season's home jersey was terrible but ok

[opal drift]

It was not bad, maybe not up to PSG standards but still decent

[waxen palm]

I thought you hated him

[open owl]

https://fxtwitter.com/equipedefrance/status/1727069083106267317

Why is CM happy? 💀

[waxen palm]

Bro is Greek in disguise

GOALLLLLL

FOFANAAAAA

[tired hawk]

And france scored

[waxen palm]

Unstoppable man

[open owl]

Fofana too OP

Nerf

[waxen palm]

Mbappe assist

Fofana has transformed in over a year

I hated blud in the WC last year lmao

[waxen palm]

WHAT HOW DID HE MISS THAT

Oh

It was deflected

[tired hawk]

Who

[waxen palm]

It was deflected

But Coman tried to square it

It touched the post

Thought it went over the line

fuck

Crossbar

Mbappe almost scored the winner

Corner last chance

FT 2-2

Fuck this man

Well we bottled 1st place of FIFA standings

Unless Brazil wins

[open owl]

Who cares

We will win Euro

[waxen palm]

Oh we better

https://fxtwitter.com/Etleau/status/1727078169583468852?t=8N8P0mtaiduFF5fqCDgGAA&s=19

[limber wraith]

anyone play fortnite here

[ebon creek]

Should be goal

ruined our full euro qualification streak

[spark pivot]

How was this not a goal? 💀

Don’t they have goal line technology?

[snow nacelle]

What is this that i'm seeing about marqi being injured!??!!!

This cannot be real

[hasty coyote]

No, there wasn't the goal line technology

The referee didn't even look at the VAR

[subtle walrus]

It is not gonna be a goal if you look at it from upwards

Newcastle goal vs arsenal looked just like that but the ball was actually still in play

[waxen palm]

Bro I hate int breaks I swear

[waxen palm]

thing is they didn't have goal line tech system

that is insane

imagine if it was a decisive game

[ebon creek]

It was somewhat decisive

We lost our perfect qualification

But ya not like it determined anythign

[errant flare]

PSG is considering Kvaratskhelia as Mbappé's replacement

Paris Saint-Germain is reportedly eyeing Khvicha Kvaratskhelia as a potential replacement for Kylian Mbappe, whose future with the team is uncertain. The 22-year-old Georgian winger, who gained recognition at Napoli, is valued at 85 million euros according to Transfermarkt. PSG is considering Kvaratskhelia to fill Mbappe's position, as the French star's contract expires on June 30, 2024. Despite a slightly less impressive current season, Kvaratskhelia remains in high demand among European giants.

[modern citrus]

obviously they are

whenever a top club wants to prepare for the replacement of a big player (mbappé here) they are gonna eye the only 5 or 6 candidates that can properly assume the job in world football

they probably scouted through and through kvara, leao, vinicius etc and explored the feasability of the deal and judged kvara was doable

[subtle walrus]

It's insane that the only team you dropped points to is Greece

[prisma wagon]

Bros responding to a bot

[modern citrus]

he just likes to spam news everywhere

not a bot

[prisma wagon]

Written by a bot

[hasty coyote]

I want Mbappé to leave PSG to go to Madrid, but i heard that maybe they don't want him anymore

[waxen palm]

Well we could've won if it wasn't for that ref error

• we were 1st anyways

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1727388381192319421?t=lrO4Wv8_BMekJoRBW33kJg&s=19 bruh

Didn't think we would do it now

[weak viper]

proceeds to get injured for the rest of the season

why so early

[waxen palm]

It's PSG what do you expect

[waxen palm]

Will still do a better job than your strikers sadly 😭

Bruh Vitinha was a scam

[weak viper]

ikr

[weak viper]

no

he isn't

but you can't perform when you only play max 2 games in a row

[waxen palm]

blame your manager

32 mil is still too much

[sterile fractal]

why so fast?

he didn't even prove much

I scare another Icardi

[mortal bane]

goncalo my goat 🐐

[subtle walrus]

He's not a bot

STOP JULIANFUN HATE

[subtle walrus]

Come to bayern

[prisma wagon]

Pulian

[hasty coyote]

Mbappé and Kane duo?

[subtle walrus]

Yes

[subtle walrus]

STOP HATING ON JULIANFUN

[opal drift]

Julianfun goated

[subtle walrus]

That's what I'm saying

[prisma wagon]

Fraud pulian

Couldnt do it on a rainy night in stoke

[open owl]

Bored during international break so fuck it, J13 predictions:

PSG 2-0 Monaco
Clermont 1-3 Lens
Strasbourg 2-2 OM
Nice 2-1 Toulouse
Lorient 1-1 Metz
Nantes 2-0 Havre
Montpellier 5-2 Brest
Rennes 0-0 Reims
OL 1-1 LOSC

Bonus match on Wednesday:
Montpellier 3-0 Clermont

Brest & Clermont are MUST wins, I think we can pull a draw against Lens & clench our buttcheeks against OM & Monaco, European spot by the winter break isn't rly impossible imo

[sterile fractal]

OL 4-1 LOSC

[mortal bane]

Reims 1-0

[modern citrus]

he could, actually

[prisma wagon]

Wow

My goat

[open owl]

Crazy

2 wins in a row? Wtf

[subtle walrus]

Julianfun is my goat

[mortal bane]

nah

[sterile fractal]

20 wins straight from now, you'll see

Lyon will end up playing UCL

[lyric wasp]

keep on dreaming 😹

Theres only one OL

It stands for Olympique Lillois

A JAMAIS LES PREMIERS

[lyric wasp]

PSG 3-1 Monaco
Clermont 4-1 Lens
Strasbourg 0-1 OM
Nice 1-0 Toulouse
Lorient 1-5 Metz (not a top 5 club soo)
Nantes 3-2 Le Havre
Montpellier 2-2 Brest
Rennes 0-7 Reims
OL -1 - 7 Lille
Montpellier 4-0 Clermont

[open owl]

Clermont 4-1 Lens 😭😭 OL -1 - 7 Lille😭

Insane

Thanks for the 4-0 Clermont but we are not drawing against Brest

We never struggle against Brest we always kill them

7-0 & 3-0 last season

Regular 4-0 wins

[mortal bane]

reims 7-0

what is brother smoking

[ebon creek]

can u explain this to me I didn't understand

[open owl]

Can u explain in fortnite terms

PSG just bought the Gonçalo Ramos skin for 65+15 V-bucks

[ebon creek]

but he already is playing for us?

Why buy someone you already own

that's my question

unless he's extending his contract, is that the case? because on the twitter post, it doesn't explicitly state that

[open owl]

He came on loan from Benfica

[opal drift]

Lille fans still traumatized from their 7-1 last season 😭

[ebon creek]

how tf did i forget

[subtle walrus]

PSG 0-1 Monaco
Clermont 1-1 lens
Strasbourg 0-2 OM
Nice 1-1 toulouse
Lorient 0-0 metz
Nantes 0-1 havre
Montpellier 1-2 Brest
Rennes 0-1 reims
OL O-3 LOSC

[open owl]

Montpellier losing against Brest? 💔

[subtle walrus]

Honest prediction

[open owl]

I know I know

But we are very solid this season & Brest last season for us was 7-0 win & 3-0 win

If we lose against Brest I wouldn't even know what to feel

[open owl]

https://fxtwitter.com/actufoot_/status/1727606128488378857

Another headline for Montpellier... ffs 🤦🏻‍♂️

[modern citrus]

c'est idiot

askip ils peuvent plus faire de réclamation parce qu'il fallait le faire 5 jours avant ou jsp quoi

tout ce qu'ils vont obtenir c'est que la france va faire un max pour conserver les binationaux dans le futur

[tawny torrent]

@waxen palm https://fxtwitter.com/rmcfhugge/status/1727719322582213043?s=46 mate get owned

[modern citrus]

you laugh you laugh, but one day WZE is gonna surpass cama and karma will hit you right back when tjm is gonna spam you with comps of WZE

I say that and I am a huge lover of cama, both have top 5 midfielders potential maybe top 3, but there's a real chance WZE can get bigger than cama

[tawny torrent]

lol no

Only possible if he leaves psg

[modern citrus]

well fuck me then, if mbappé left psg he would have become messi ronaldo pelé and maradona combined

[tawny torrent]

No he wouldnt

Mbappe is not even gonna reach joselu’s level

[modern citrus]

don't be delusional, if some of the best players in the world including cama come out of ligue 1, it's not a problem with the league, and for psg itself, it has some of the best staff around, which is the reason why WZE even came out of their formation and is UCL and national team ready at 17

they mismanaged coman rabiot diaby and so on but since the stars are gone, WZE will be the first in a while to have a highway in front of him, PSG having chosen not to recruit any player in his profile during last summer giving him the keys

in simple footballing terms WZE, with the staff around him, in this current roster, in this league, has a highway to stardom and can absolutely become one of the very best at psg, considering that he will also be a frequent client in the national team and UCL

[modern citrus]

lol joselu needed to wait to be past 30 to reach etiquette's level

it's ok if you hate mbappé, because your club thinks nothing can be refused to it and reached supreme arrogance I can understand that this is taken as if mbappé has always been a real player and joined barca

there is no need to be blind to the infinite ceiling of WZE and that the current context surrounding him will allow him to reach the highest levels while staying at his club

[opal drift]

It’s such a stupid argument to say ligue 1 doesn’t help talents grow

[modern citrus]

he didn't say that, he just thinks that the badge of a club can single handedly stop the progression of a youngster regardless of the staff, coach, league, fans, context, form and roster

[waxen palm]

good I'm happy for him

can't you just move on sometimes

and we won the league that season regardless soooo

https://fxtwitter.com/Footballogue/status/1727706627535491369 this shit cannot get worse man

omds I hate int breaks

always trying to ruin our season

[ebon creek]

On god

[waxen palm]

It's Pezz what can you say

He just sees PSG as a whole

[opal drift]

https://tenor.com/view/presnel-kimpembe-muscles-biceps-fort-strong-gif-12233920

[waxen palm]

Bro has not even been seen since

Oh he's back?

[opal drift]

Yeah

Has the squad been released?

Actually it would be risky to rely on him in a crucial ucl match

[waxen palm]

Not yet

[opal drift]

It should be released today

[waxen palm]

I think sooner tomorrow morning

They do that now

[opal drift]

Might as well announce the lineup then

[west isle]

i do too after we lost to Jamaica....

[heavy moss]

No way Nantes loose against le havre

[subtle walrus]

There's a big chance

[heavy moss]

Nahhh

[urban arch]

on y va

[subtle walrus]

How come nahh

Nantes are 9th in the league

Le havre is 7th

[mortal bane]

there is never a kit better than psgs kits

[heavy moss]

Doesn't mean anything

They were in ligue 2 the year before

[spark pivot]

A lot can change in one season. Some teams improve others get worse.

Just look at Lyon

[urban arch]

https://dailysports.net/news/psg-has-activated-the-buyout-option-for-striker-goncalo-ramos/

[mortal bane]

[lyric wasp]

last season they werent as good

[lyric wasp]

lille knows how to beat milan 0-3 💀

[lyric wasp]

realistic result considering rennes r playing

[lyric wasp]

the ranking doesnt tell anything rn, you can drop from 6th to 14th in just two weeks

this will be an interesting game to watch

[snow nacelle]

Yeah I was convinced he had joined the ultras instead

Didn't see the announcement that he's back yet

Didn't see asensio updates yesterday too

[urban arch]

What teams do you all follow?

[snow nacelle]

Oh wait, just read: kimpembe back in group training, so maybe couple of weeks to his return. Asensio available.

[urban arch]

Oh are you a PSG fan eh

[opal drift]

Most of us PSG fans, but we have a Lille fan, Montpellier fan, Strasbourg fan, and even a OM fan active here

[urban arch]

If I watch L1, I watch Lens

Wahiiiiii

[opal drift]

W team

I think we have a lens fan here too iirc

This chat is mostly chill

when I’m not here

[urban arch]

Ja

[west isle]

And then there’s me with Monaco

[snow nacelle]

"even an om fan" 😭😭

[snow nacelle]

we have a dedicated wahi fan here too

[opal drift]

You’re not very active here compared to others

[urban arch]

I also like ASM

[west isle]

Not as much now as I used to I’m afraid

And it’s all my fault since I’m on the computer every day lol

[urban arch]

Get yourself OperaGX

[west isle]

I even have that. The problem is I’m in too many servers lol

[opal drift]

😭

Very subtle

[west isle]

I’m trying to be more active than I used to but some servers need me, man lol

[mortal bane]

you famous are you mate

[open owl]

We were ass last season too

Almost relegated

[open owl]

From Montpellier 🥰

[subtle walrus]

Marseille best 🇬🇷

[open owl]

Montpellier best 🇲🇭

[mortal bane]

PSG be like:

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/PSG_inside/status/1727983590414164429?t=djhZQx3ZIKsaBRqI43YPEQ&s=19

Asensio 🙏🏽

[urban arch]

Not this saison

[subtle walrus]

Wait don't you know the actual history of the club and City

[open owl]

Which

[subtle walrus]

Marseille

[weak viper]

I think everyone does in France

[open owl]

Oh he's actually greek

[unkempt owl]

psg monaco

[open owl]

Goal Orléans and Nîmes are already down 1-0! 😭😭😭

Goal Nîmes. 1-1.

What a way to make me eat my words huh

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/AS_Monaco/status/1728128418016031030?t=v6m9XccTgHJfM34x5K-RdA&s=19

https://fxtwitter.com/PSG_inside/status/1728130478623060368?t=TLogzxB2XtXE2DzQAtovYQ&s=19

Mukiele starting at LB I think with Hernandez at CB

or the other way around

[sterile fractal]

Efekele on the bench

He reminds me of 2018-19 Mbappe

[waxen palm]

Oh yeah him lmao

Bro I really thought we was Mbappe's brother

💀💀

Anyways we gonna play soon

[urban arch]

i have $1 parlay Bayern/Monaco

to make $4.50

[waxen palm]

KICK-OFF!

[opal drift]

You lost one dollar

[urban arch]

why

Monaco has a chance

its a stronger matchup than OM vs PSG

[waxen palm]

Damn oh close

[waxen palm]

True tbf

[spark pivot]

I say 2-1 PSG win

[open owl]

PSG definitely scoring

soon

insane pressings

[waxen palm]

MBAPPE NO

Ah good save

[spark pivot]

So close!

[urban arch]

qui est le GK pour Monaco ce soir

trop close

[open owl]

DONNARUUUMMMAAA

wtf i'm so late

can i get a time check

[urban arch]

10:60

[waxen palm]

11:10

[wintry swift]

@waxen palm I can feel a dembele goal

[open owl]

oh i'm good

i'm only 10 seconds late

[open owl]

Köhn

[waxen palm]

Donna great save there

[open owl]

saved 90+4 penalty last matchday

[spark pivot]

I’m at 10:45

[urban arch]

lol no wonder i was confused. LMAOOO kohln is also playing

[waxen palm]

But Monaco is doing good we better be careful on the counters

[wintry swift]

Dembulance

Warra pass

[urban arch]

cam,annn monaquo

[open owl]

ur kinda late

i'm watching on todtv (arabic beinsports streaming app)

[normal ibex]

Monaco

[wintry swift]

GOALLLLL

[normal ibex]

1-0

[wintry swift]

offside

Fuck

[subtle walrus]

GOALL MONACO

[spark pivot]

Yeah I know 😭 my stream is really slow

[open owl]

offside

it's off instantly

[waxen palm]

Offside

Thank god

[open owl]

discord needs to add a stream delay chat

[subtle walrus]

Oh no

[waxen palm]

Oh wait

[open owl]

like u can delay yourself 10 seconds

var check

[subtle walrus]

Wait

Look at Thierry Henry

Lmao

Disallowed

God damn

[waxen palm]

Balogun placement

THANK THE GOD

[wintry swift]

Ousmane Dembele woke up feeling DANGEROUS 😳💯

0 goals
0 pases correctos
32 successful dribbles
0 shoots on target
5 big chances missed
3 pelotazos a la tribuna

Next Thierry Henry??

[normal ibex]

Yeah disallowed

[subtle walrus]

Aleksandr golovin hat trick incoming

[spark pivot]

Lucky offside for PSG

[waxen palm]

Yeah lol

Wtf is Vitinha doing

💀

[wintry swift]

Damn Ramos

[waxen palm]

BRUH

[open owl]

alalala

[waxen palm]

You have to score that

[open owl]

hakimi was close

[subtle walrus]

Goal from psg....

Ramos

What a stupid goal

[wintry swift]

Goal

[subtle walrus]

Could be disallowed

[wintry swift]

Ew

[open owl]

goalll

gonçaaalo

[subtle walrus]

It's not disallowed

[waxen palm]

RAMOOOOOOS

YOOOOOOOO

[subtle walrus]

No offside but

[open owl]

bro is in the stadium

[waxen palm]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

[subtle walrus]

The goalkeeper can't catch a ball

[spark pivot]

A goal is a goal hahaha

[waxen palm]

great week for him

[subtle walrus]

Maybe I am

[wintry swift]

I can’t look at Ramos the same after that video

[tawny torrent]

at least it wasnt mbappe

[spark pivot]

But yeah terrible from the keeper

Butter fingers

[weak viper]

Kohn 💀

Why are GK in Monaco always so ass

[tawny torrent]

what a goalkeeper

[open owl]

except Benjamin Lecomte

[tawny torrent]

thats something @tall shore would do

[subtle walrus]

Monaco is falling apart

I don't like this

[tawny torrent]

wheres ben pedder

[subtle walrus]

What the actual fuck was that

What did he fucking trip on

[wintry swift]

Bro what

[tawny torrent]

whsy ben yedder on the bench

[wintry swift]

They shipped him

[pastel sorrel]

Imagine Ramos scoring

[wintry swift]

Oh I thought they sold yedder

[wintry swift]

He did

[spark pivot]

[subtle walrus]

GOALLL

MONACO

[woven trench]

bruh

[subtle walrus]

1-

YESS

[wintry swift]

LMAOOO

[tawny torrent]

YESSSS

[subtle walrus]

1-1

[waxen palm]

Fuck

[tawny torrent]

LETS GOOO

[open owl]

bro U R SO QUICK

[wintry swift]

donnarumma you’re such a fraud

[waxen palm]

This defence bro

[woven trench]

at least one mistake per game

[wintry swift]

Blame dollarumma

[open owl]

GOALKEEPER MID OFF

GOALLKEEEPER MIDDD OFF

[subtle walrus]

Dumb goal after dumb goal 😂

[open owl]

He pulled a Benjamin Lecomte vs. Nantes

[subtle walrus]

Who scored that

[spark pivot]

Maybe my 2-1 prediction will come true

[open owl]

my 2-0 prediction is already fked

[tawny torrent]

When PSG are winning mbappe is staying but as soon as they concede mbappe doesnt want to renew

[waxen palm]

Donnarumma can be good on his line but bro when he tries to release the ball ah

[subtle walrus]

Give a yellow

[west raptor]

Donnarumma distribution 🔥🔥

[subtle walrus]

That's a yellow

[spark pivot]

Why was he so slow? 😭

[tawny torrent]

donnarumma bro 💀

[waxen palm]

I love him as much as I hate him

[opal drift]

Donnaruma with his feet is just as good as Stephen Hawking

[west raptor]

should’ve saved that as well

[urban arch]

EOOO

[spark pivot]

Bro..

[tawny torrent]

Donnarumma shouldve stayed at juve

[urban arch]

Link to goal replay?

[opal drift]

[tawny torrent]

(joke)

i know he played for ac milan

[pastel sorrel]

Dollaruma

[subtle walrus]

Monaco is awake

Shouldve shot harder

[waxen palm]

Damn man

[tawny torrent]

you every week when you have to watch mbappe play

[open owl]

oh no embed

[waxen palm]

(he mostly scores)

[urban arch]

https://vxtwitter.com/FootColic/status/1728147688326049898?s=20

FootColic goated

[tawny torrent]

im gonna pipe down tbh because karma is gonna bite me in the ass on sunday

[urban arch]

allez ASM

[weak viper]

Martigues are 3rd in national after their win against Cholet W

[subtle walrus]

Real

[weak viper]

Also Marignane drawed

[subtle walrus]

WHAT A SAVE

[weak viper]

With a last minute pen

[subtle walrus]

FUCK

[waxen palm]

Oof

[subtle walrus]

OMG THAT WAS SO STRESSFUL

[woven trench]

redeemed himself

[urban arch]

J'ai perdu mon jersey d'ASM mais j'adore l'equipe

[waxen palm]

That's where he's good

That had to be a goal

[subtle walrus]

Je n’en ai pas

[spark pivot]

So close!!

[urban arch]

je dois re-acheter

[subtle walrus]

Chemise Aleksandr golovin

Maybe

[urban arch]

Je suis demi Russe donc peut-etre

[subtle walrus]

Le meilleur joueur de Monaco

[urban arch]

tu parles bien le Francais wesh

[subtle walrus]

Je parle beaucoup de langues

Le français est une belle langue

Penalty for psg.....

This is not a penalty

[waxen palm]

DEMBELE

GOAT

CLEAR PEN

He is useful

[subtle walrus]

Please miss...

2-1...

[waxen palm]

Come on Kyk's

YESSSSSS

[west isle]

...

[waxen palm]

GOALLLLLL

[subtle walrus]

He scored...

[west isle]

welp

[waxen palm]

LET'S GOOOOO

[urban cave]

GaySG

[urban arch]

ca c'est un rig pour PSG

[subtle walrus]

Come on Monaco

You can do this

[tawny torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-shelby-annoyed-here-we-go-again-fed-up-omg-gif-26372646

[urban cave]

Can PSG please get liquidated?

[subtle walrus]

Oui

[open owl]

Kyky

[waxen palm]

THANKS TO THE GOAT OUSMANE DEMBELE

[subtle walrus]

Non

[west raptor]

Kilmarnock McFrappé scores again

[wintry swift]

wtf why did the camera man go on the pitch 😭😭

[subtle walrus]

It would be nice though

[waxen palm]

https://tenor.com/view/goal-mbappe-celebration-crying-baby-football-gif-17477397

[spark pivot]

Velo’s goat

[waxen palm]

NAHHHHHH

[urban cave]

https://tenor.com/view/ambulance-gif-20093843

[spark pivot]

I hope my 2-1 prediction holds

[wintry swift]

What if it doesn’t?

Are we all gonna die?

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-tate-cobra-tate-mr-producer-cry-gif-26567594

[waxen palm]

Fabian cooking show ngl

🔥🔥

[spark pivot]

Then it doesn’t?

And I get on with my day

[wintry swift]

I thought u placed a bet

[spark pivot]

I don’t bet

[wintry swift]

Bro what

[waxen palm]

Good you don't

[woven trench]

warra shot

[waxen palm]

Sheesh

[subtle walrus]

AJH

Almost goal

Monaco

[waxen palm]

Good

But man

[wintry swift]

OMG

[open owl]

DONNARUMMA

[waxen palm]

Donnarumma I can't though

[spark pivot]

That flew to the moon

[open owl]

Minamino wtf

horrible

i would've scored that

[waxen palm]

Bro is goated when saving chances

[subtle walrus]

WHAT WAS THAT

IS HE STUPID

[woven trench]

what is that pass

[spark pivot]

That really should have been a goal

[open owl]

maybe ben yedder second half can save em

[rapid sail]

my ball killed my dog

[waxen palm]

NOT MUKI

[open owl]

@limber void wya bro

[waxen palm]

AHHHHHHHHHH

[open owl]

Mukiele down

[rapid sail]

dembele cooking

[urban arch]

Luis Enrique more like Warraris Who-que?

[rapid sail]

sell mukiele

[waxen palm]

What is our defence looking like v Newcastle

Ok he's good but I doubt

Danilo Skriniar

[urban arch]

shier le PSG , vas-y le ASM

[waxen palm]

💀

[open owl]

PSG fans singing allez allez allez c'est la paillade c'est la paillade

i can hear it

la paillade on tour

[waxen palm]

bro is hearing things 🔥🔥🔥

[subtle walrus]

Please lose

[open owl]

it's true brother

listen to the "allez! allez! allez allez allez!"

z'la paillade

[subtle walrus]

Half time

[waxen palm]

We will only if OW gets relegated

[open owl]

what is mbappé complaining about

alr time for me to make ramen brb

[opal drift]

@tawny torrent come outside

[waxen palm]

He knew

[wintry swift]

Better delete

[tawny torrent]

Why

[modern citrus]

hope monaco can come back and win

otherwise the season is gonna be boring again

[spark pivot]

Remember when Lille won 2 years ago. Good times!

[urban arch]

ou nulisation

[waxen palm]

Sad times but it's cool when others win a bit

[modern citrus]

I don't think too many psg fans were sad about this tbh

nowadays if ur a paris fan it's difficult to be too happy about winning the title

I hope one of the bigger french clubs gets taken over by some proper rich investors to bring some financial competition

[urban arch]

https://youtu.be/aLz1u4exynA

[waxen palm]

well what can we do about it? it's literally one of our goals to achieve every season

[weak viper]

Second half started

[waxen palm]

The league lacks serious competitiveness apart from 2017 and 2021 (also 2023)

[weak viper]

It was this year not last year

[modern citrus]

it lacks financial competitiveness

[waxen palm]

oh yeah lmao

[modern citrus]

if you made a past & present team of rennes, monaco and the likes, it wouldn't be a shock to you if those teams could on paper beat paris to a title race

but financially no one can keep up

[subtle walrus]

Please Monaco

[modern citrus]

and that's a problem firstly with how french football works, with the wage taxes and structural deficit and then with just poor luck that no huge investor came with the goal of making a french club a powerhouse

I mean my club is the perfect example

[waxen palm]

I'm just waiting to see if Marseille are really gonna be bought by Saudis and see the other big times trying to create a project

[modern citrus]

if blueco spent 1% of their funds on us, we would build a team as competitive as paris, that's how huge they are

but they won't, because we are second in the hierarchy, and maybe soon third or fourth

[modern citrus]

I hope they do

[waxen palm]

well you have been bought by Chelsea's directors recently if we can take them "seriously"

[modern citrus]

I hate the origin of the money

[waxen palm]

[modern citrus]

but with the amount of dirty money in football you just have to live with it

[waxen palm]

that resumes everything

[modern citrus]

top 5 press moments of all time

[waxen palm]

man times really have changed from 30-40 years ago

[modern citrus]

cool but what can we do I wasn't born and few of us were

matter of fact maybe we are living in a golden age and another 30 40 years later football will be in shambles

[urban arch]

Le futbol il a change lmaoooo

change vers rien bah

[waxen palm]

Good freekick for us

Singo yellow

[urban arch]

warra carte jaune

[subtle walrus]

2nd penalty for penSg

IT'S NOT PEN

YES

[waxen palm]

Sad

It wasn't a pen this time though

[subtle walrus]

Paris baguette

Interesting advertisement

[urban arch]

Paris Saint-Baguette

[woven trench]

what a goal

[subtle walrus]

Dembele has literally scored

Monaco needs to dissolve

[waxen palm]

GOOOOOOLLLL

KSKSKDDKDKEKKFF

DEMBELLLLLLEEEE

[open owl]

DEMBELE SCORED?

NO

NO

[west isle]

goddamnit

[open owl]

NOOOOO

[waxen palm]

HE FINALLY SCOREDDDDDD

YESSSSSSS

[weak viper]

No way

[woven trench]

that touch and finish

[weak viper]

Ain't no way

He scored

[open owl]

no no no

the world is ending

[spark pivot]

@tired hawk your fave player just scored!

[weak viper]

Monaco should be relegated

[woven trench]

ruiz has been solid

[waxen palm]

LET'S GOOOOOO

[open owl]

how do you concede to Démbélé

[waxen palm]

You lost to them btw

[tired hawk]

Nooo don’t tell me he scored 😭

U already told me tho

[subtle walrus]

4-1

[west isle]

welp

[woven trench]

vitinha

[weak viper]

I know because of plot lopez

[subtle walrus]

WHAT THE FUCK

[west isle]

this sucks

[waxen palm]

GOOOOOMLLLLM

[tired hawk]

4-1???

[open owl]

how do u concede to dembélé man

[waxen palm]

YESSSSSSS

[urban arch]

This sucks

[waxen palm]

HAHAAHAAAA

[open owl]

Vitinha

goal

[subtle walrus]

I HATE MY LIFE

[urban arch]

because this shouldn't be Smash FC

[open owl]

It's 4-1

[subtle walrus]

Monaco got the marseille treatment....

[open owl]

kidding

just for my predictions

[waxen palm]

VITINHA BANGER

He was average all game

[subtle walrus]

I miss when it was 0-1 for Monaco before the disallowed goal

[open owl]

insane

it hit the post & then went in

[waxen palm]

Hehe

[weak viper]

Yh Monaco aren't good anymore

They are bad since several games

[waxen palm]

And thaaaaank youuu

[spark pivot]

What a goal!

[waxen palm]

https://tenor.com/view/dembele-aadil-dembele-spurs-gif-25394028

Need PSG GIFs ong

The world is happy now ❤️

[subtle walrus]

4-2

[waxen palm]

Fuck

Omds

[urban arch]

LFG

[urban cave]

You know it's bad when Dembulance scores on you

[urban arch]

LE COMBACK

[waxen palm]

God

[subtle walrus]

Come back now

[west isle]

BALOGUN!

[wintry swift]

lmao

[open owl]

ALLEZZZ

[subtle walrus]

They will own 4-5 and redeem themselves

[open owl]

4-1 to 5-4, I KNOW WHERE I'VE SEEN THIS

I KNOW WHERE I'VE SEEN THIS DAMMIT

[waxen palm]

Ay we ain't Pontpellier

[urban cave]

C'mon Monaco

[waxen palm]

Fabian down

[urban arch]

WISSAM ONLY NOW?

Le pire decision mais c'est fait

[open owl]

ok but you're playing against ass monaco not against the great olympique lyonnais

[waxen palm]

I FORGOT 🔥🔥

[subtle walrus]

Lyon is a thing of the past

[woven trench]

why would u shoot from there

[urban arch]

Lyon marche vers le Ligue 2

[waxen palm]

I mean he can try

[open owl]

ever since they won that match 5-4 they've been shit

karma

[spice night]

The madman finally did it

Holy shit

No way bro

Not clickbait

[spark pivot]

He did indeed. He scored

[waxen palm]

He actually did my bro

[opal drift]

Dembele scoring and it's actually not offside and not Kolo Muani

[spark pivot]

He was right on the edge of being offside though

[opal drift]

Nah

There was a bit of space

[waxen palm]

Soler on

[opal drift]

there was a defender to the right

[waxen palm]

Ruiz off

[opal drift]

Asensio when

[rigid garnet]

dembele scored?

[opal drift]

Am waiting lucho

Yeah

[waxen palm]

Yes Trains 2

[rigid garnet]

god damn it

how is he still not injured

i hate life

[waxen palm]

yo actually fr

[spark pivot]

[waxen palm]

he didn't get injured yet

[rigid garnet]

I wish dembele a good life at psg

[waxen palm]

Thank you Goatvi

5 mins left

What a save Donna

To deny Ben Yedder

[urban arch]

ouais c'etait un bon sauvage

[waxen palm]

+6'

2 mins left

[urban arch]

ouais, gg les PSG-ois

[rigid garnet]

CMON MONACO

nvm

😭

[spark pivot]

It’s over haha. No way they can comeback now

[waxen palm]

KOLO AH

[open owl]

Damn

[subtle walrus]

5-2

[west isle]

GG @waxen palm

[waxen palm]

Gooool

VAMPOOOOS

[open owl]

Kolo Muani

Damn.

5-2

[waxen palm]

KOLOOO

MUANIIIII

HE SCORED

[rigid garnet]

shame on you monaco

[open owl]

to be fair I did predict a 5-2 this matchday

[waxen palm]

WE ARE COOKING

[open owl]

Just not the right match

[spark pivot]

Just when I said it was over they score a 5th

[open owl]

I am so good at predicting wtf

[snow nacelle]

AAAAA!!!!!

Not watching but just saw the notification

[waxen palm]

Just impove the defence and we cool

[snow nacelle]

We playing good today???

[waxen palm]

FT

PSG 5-2 Monaco

[waxen palm]

Thanks bro

[urban arch]

GG

[waxen palm]

You did well too GG

[urban cave]

PissG won, ewww

[spark pivot]

I said 2-1. I was way off

[waxen palm]

Cry about it Portex

[open owl]

I legit said 5-2

but for the wrong match

[urban cave]

Check yo DMs lol

[open owl]

now imagine Montpellier wins 2-0 against Brest

[opal drift]

https://tenor.com/view/goal-mbappe-celebration-crying-baby-football-gif-17477397

[open owl]

i would've gotten 2 exact scores but swapped the matches

[subtle walrus]

Psg is more known as a fashion brand at this point

So many people wear their merch

[opal drift]

It’s called fans