ligue-1

[weak viper]

He always posts it 45 min before the game or even less sometimes

Why is there a banner where it's written "Soutien aux interpellés" in the mtp section????

Are they fucking dumb

Kickoff

[open owl]

https://tenor.com/view/neymar-what-confused-gif-14715697

[weak viper]

YAZICI CROSSBAR FROM DISTANCE

WTF LOPEZ

[waxen palm]

Damn would've been lovely

[pastel sorrel]

what isn't lovely is the goddamn game

[weak viper]

Harit what the fuck are you doing

You might get sent off for that

Yellow card for him thank god

HT

We're bad

Our attack is shit

Lodi is getting cooked by zhegrova as I expected

Our only good player rn is clauss

And the 2 CBs maybe

Pls sub Vitinha and Ndiaye in

Gattuso just said that we're playing at 11v14 💀 💀

We're just bad rn It's not hard to realise that

Second half started

[weak viper]

Gigot injured once again

Meite and Ndiaye in

Veretout off too

VITINHA IN FINALLY

Correa in too

Auba and Sarr off

Auba got booed by our fans

[sweet condor]

good

[waxen palm]

This is getting boring man

[weak viper]

This is boring since the start

[waxen palm]

I thought sm would score after I said that

[sweet condor]

average marseille game this season

[weak viper]

David in soon

[sweet condor]

Pathetic

[weak viper]

FT

Pls stop starting auba

I beg

What does he do better than vitinha

Correa is officially a 007 btw

[sweet condor]

done with this shit

how does this keep on going why is it acceptable

[modern citrus]

@weak viper Pau Lopez is a fraud

[sweet condor]

we are the chelsea of france

[weak viper]

He did good saves

But he almost cost us the game with that pass

[modern citrus]

but mostly why tf is he going out of his box so far nonstop

@weak viper honestly

[weak viper]

Idk

[sweet condor]

next games Strasbourg twice, rennes, lorient, clermont and montpellier gotta be wins for sure

[modern citrus]

if sels was at marseille would he be starting in front of pau lopez

[weak viper]

He thinks our coach is sampaoli

[weak viper]

Maybe

[modern citrus]

cuz objectively they are very much equal in profile but sels is much better in decision making and much more consistent

and it's funny to me that a lot of much smaller teams have equal or better keepers than you

bizot, restes, sels, diouf etc

[weak viper]

Problem with Lopez is that he can play like prime Buffon but transforms into nübel in 3 sec

[modern citrus]

yes

[weak viper]

Yh I know that

Diaw too

[modern citrus]

diaw is less consistent than the others

but when he turns into his prime he has nothing to envy to lopez prime

[weak viper]

Lopez is still better than mandanda in terms of passing

[modern citrus]

he's far from being ederson still lol

[weak viper]

I never said that lol

[covert smelt]

:montpellier:

[open owl]

good man

is that a bot

that must be a bot

i'm so confused

@covert smelt who are u and why are you trying to type

[opal drift]

That’s a human believe it or not

[open owl]

how

ANOTHER MHSC SUPPORTER?

https://tenor.com/bbxrY.gif

[opal drift]

So basically, at first, his parents met each other and fell in love and decided to have a kid

I could get into more detail

[open owl]

oh god

no i'm good

actually

u know what

no, go ahead

go into more detail.

https://tenor.com/bxLQS.gif

[covert smelt]

[opal drift]

Alright, basically, his dad [redacted] hard, [redacted], [redacted] and fast forward nine months he was born

[open owl]

why did you type montpellier

please i need answers

are you a time traveler

did we win coupe de france ?

did we get top 6? top 7 & one of the top 6 teams won coupe de france ?

are we going to conference league?

[waxen palm]

😭

[open owl]

PLEASE

[opal drift]

Time to make alt accounts just to type :Montpellier: and leave without any explanation

[open owl]

no god

[lyric wasp]

0-0

[open owl]

is that a face or today's 2 ligue 1 results

[lyric wasp]

lille result

[opal drift]

Both

[waxen palm]

😭

[open owl]

how did we lose to Lille man

we are such a banter club

we got fucked every late goal this season btw

literally none of our late goals worked, either stupid open goal misses or stupid VAR cancellations

[opal drift]

Wait how did you bypass the censoring

Fuck

Oh wow

About to test every word now

If I have time I’ll do the slurs too

(For legal reasons this is a joke)

[open owl]

our first game of the season this late winner was missed stupidly

our 2nd game of the season we won ez, 3rd game of the season was fair loss to a superior Reims

4th game we got STUPIDLY refused a goal against Lille, apparently handball even tho the Lille player pushed Yeboah and after that foul it made Yeboah touch the ball with his hand barely

it was 90+6

5th game, right after that stupid VAR cancelled goal, ANOTHER VAR cancelled goal, this time denying us the 3 points from our youngster Fayad, 90+6' again

& ofc yesterday against PSG we got 10 goals cancelled #varOUT

[proper aurora]

Oeoeoeo

Allez Lyon

[olive otter]

@waxen palm

[regal echo]

kylian mbappe

[short crypt]

might actually watch lyon soon lol

[errant flare]

🇫🇷 Lille draws with Marseille

After the cancellation of the hit of the Ligue 1 round - the match between Marseille and Lyon - the hosts of this match could base their form on defeating AEK in the Europa League. Lille played and defeated the leader - Monaco. In the 15th minute, Yusuf Yazici from Lille missed, hitting the crossbar from long distance. In the 45' we would have had a goal, but Amine Harit's shot from Marseille flew just past the left post. Expected goals in the 1st half: 0.63-0.07; ball possession: 40%-60%; shots on goal: 1-0. In the 80', Angel Gomes from Lille fired a shot from the edge of the penalty area into the left part of the goal, but Pau Lopez intervened. Expected goals: 0.68-0.28; ball possession: 46%-54%; shots on goal: 3-1; man of the match: Jonathan Clauss (Marseille; rating - 7.6/10). Marseille drew 0-0 with Lille in the 11th round of Ligue 1.

Marseille is in 8th place in Ligue 1 - 13 points. Lille is in 4th place - 19 points.

Stade Vélodrome (Marseille)
referee: Frappart S.

[gloomy onyx]

@opal drift @waxen palm what happened to skel

[modern citrus]

32nd consecutive sold out stadium for us

but that one was extremely close

barely any time before kick off

and it won't last forever

next game at home will be marseille, then le havre, and in the meantime brest and reims, so 4 games to prove themselves before le havre or it could be stopped there

marseille will be sold out regardless but not necessarily le havre

[waxen palm]

oh he's not in the server anymore

has been decades

[short crypt]

Lyon vs Metz still 0-0? 👀

[dull arrow]

Qui regarde le match de Lyon ?

[weak viper]

Yh

It's HT rn

[weak viper]

Moi

[dull arrow]

J'espère qu'ils vont gagner

[weak viper]

Pls do not be the third 0-0 in a row

Even 0-1 would be great

[short crypt]

Good

[short crypt]

No please let it be

[proper aurora]

J’espère aussi

[subtle walrus]

GOALLL

METZ

LYON IN THE MUD

[short crypt]

nahhhh

god damn it lmao

I was about to cash out as well 😭

its fine lyon gonna make the 1-1

[waxen palm]

Lmao

[weak viper]

GOOALLL

WHAT A GOAL

THIS BALL CONTROL WAS INSANE

[waxen palm]

What the heck

[short crypt]

damn it 😭

[waxen palm]

Announce relegation and dissolve the club

Unbelievable

[subtle walrus]

It's inevitable

Lyon is dead

Down they go with the other fallen clubs

Fuck that bro

I need lyon to lose

[waxen palm]

LMAO

[weak viper]

Goal FC Lyon

[waxen palm]

1-1

[weak viper]

Alvero

Great goal tbh

[short crypt]

[weak viper]

FT

1-1

Still no win for FC Lyon

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1721142267744825403?t=Z5aToFTBnaDN6kj6IehDVw&s=19

Lol

[open owl]

Unironically they're getting relegated😭😭

[weak viper]

I know, you know, we all know when they are going to win their first game of the season

[open owl]

After the winter window

[weak viper]

No the 6th of December

2023

[short crypt]

@open owl remember I came in here asking u guys about lyon vs metz and that I was looking at the draw odds

cant put it in english but ayyy

I bet like 2 euros on the draw and won 8.40

I mean they might actually relegate its not impossible

[sterile fractal]

je suis déprimé

L'OL a joué pendant 10 minutes ptn

On commence à jouer seulement après leur but

quelqu'un supprime club

[weak viper]

demande à gérard lopez de racheter le club alors

[sterile fractal]

je vais texter Textor pour demander

[open owl]

U better give me €50000 for that

I am a gambling master

Opening my telegram betting tips channel

[weak viper]

Boring multiplex

This is the most boring matchday ever

[open owl]

I wholeheartedly agree

I'm getting bored out of my seat

Yesterday two 0-0 games and now three 0-0 games at HT, with Lyon's game ending 1-1 and only the last 10 mins being fun

[waxen palm]

Bruh pen massively missed by Toulouse

[lyric siren]

OL ⬜ 1 - 1 Metz ⬛

[open owl]

Goal Toulouse

[weak viper]

Finally a goal

[waxen palm]

God yes

[mortal shore]

Wtf is happening

Is someone watching

?

[waxen palm]

Bruh https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1721186262202081781?t=kjvpFTRbOkkJsS7whwgnBA&s=19

[dull arrow]

qui est pour le havre actuellement

[waxen palm]

Pas moi en tout cas

1-0 Reims

1-0 Strasbourg but offside

And red card for them

Le Havre goal

1-1

[open owl]

GOALLL LE HAVRE

1-2

[waxen palm]

Lmao nah

Toulouse fuck off

[open owl]

BRO WHAT IS OUR LEAGUE MAN😭😭😭

[weak viper]

Mohamed bayo is a small team player

[modern citrus]

I added the white line

fuck the refs

[ebon creek]

fr bruh

whats going on in france

[modern citrus]

if their red line was correct the stadium would be inclined by 20 degrees

[open owl]

How does it feel to get a late winner cancelled for jackshit

Happened to us against u

Shoulda been 3-2

[modern citrus]

we get it all the time which is why I'm not all caps ranting essays

we're used to it

I think many refs have prejudice against alsace, it's historic, what can we do

and then there's incompetence like the one for our game

[open owl]

Same for our games bro

[modern citrus]

he gave out so much yellow cards I stopped counting, completely lost the game

I think we beat a yellow card record in that game

iirc

[open owl]

JEREMY LE DOAROOONNN

GOAL brest

WHAT ARE THEY COOKING

[waxen palm]

Bruh.

Monaco are not looking good since Lille

[umbral light]

19 Clubs who won Ligue 1

PSG
Saint Etienne
Marseille
Monaco
Nantes
Lyon
Bordeaux
Reims
Lille
Nice
Sochaux
Sete
Lens
RC Paris
Olympique Lillios
Strasbourg
Roubaix-Tourcoing
Auxerre
Montpellier

[open owl]

Cancelled

Foul on Balogun

[open owl]

MONTPELLIER MENTIONNED 🔥🗣️

[open owl]

Goal Monaco. Fux sake

[west isle]

Denis Zakaria!

[ebon creek]

he

[open owl]

GG

[waxen palm]

2-0

Golovin

[opal drift]

Today, I feel like a Rennes fan

[dim light]

https://tenor.com/view/doku-jeremy-rennes-belgium-laachaloupe-gif-24072992

[waxen palm]

And Nice lead

Red card Nice

[opal drift]

Rennes have so much to play for

[severe yoke]

Salut 👋

[short crypt]

damn it Nice

why must u get a red card

[unkempt fossil]

Because you bet on them

[short crypt]

😠

tbf I already won so much today I dont even care

but would be nice if they could hold this lead

I mean, I didnt win much in amount of money cause I keep betting 1 or 2 euros but in amount of bets I won a lot today

looking at statistics really does help so far the past month

including the welcome bonus im up 75 euros the past month just by betting 1 or 2 euros each time

lmao

Rennes red card as well

2-0

[open owl]

And Nice ends it

[waxen palm]

Bruh

They won't leave that 1st place yet

[lyric wasp]

still failing to see Rennes 😂

Roubaix Tourcoing > Brittany combined clubs + Normandy

[lapis lantern]

Champions League PSG -0 Champions League Marseille - 1

[timber wind]

Yeah psg is kinda bad at champions league but totally WAY better than marseillie

Who needs vinicius?
They’ve got mbappe

[lapis lantern]

Yeah they got more ligue 1 titles than marsel

Marseille

[weak viper]

No we got 11

As much as them and we didn't need a whole state to win these titles

[sterile fractal]

Lyon have 8 UCLs ||in women's category||, more than any team in France

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1721471064893526346?t=WX-yWxPZF_h8wCjdOIBm4Q&s=19

[waxen palm]

Cry about it 😭

[viral hill]

marseille is literally the only club in Ligue 1 to have been relagated for cheating

youve won 2 classicos in 12 years

calm down

[opal drift]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-woody-toy-story-sora-kh3-kh-gif-27223516

[weak viper]

And??

[gloomy onyx]

@opal drift yo bro

[opal drift]

Yo

[gloomy onyx]

How are u

[opal drift]

I’m fine thanks wbu

Just busy with school and college apps

[lyric wasp]

10**

Also pretty balanced season there

[lyric wasp]

Draw at the top

[tawny torrent]

@waxen palm Lucas Hernandez owns psg

[modern citrus]

????

[waxen palm]

Tf is bro talking about

Then I can say Jude Bellingham owns Madrid

[tawny torrent]

OWNNNN

[modern citrus]

@tawny torrent are you actually a real supporter or just a psg hater

[tawny torrent]

Both

[modern citrus]

I suppose the latter before the first

[sterile fractal]

Imagine Rouen goes up and Quevilly-Rouen goes down

I wish Ligue 2 have play offs

A Rouen vs Quevilly-Rouen would be as entertaining as a OL vs ASSE

[lyric wasp]

Qrm downfall

W

[viral hill]

hernandez is retired once nuno comes back

ligue 1 has grown so much in level in the past years

[modern citrus]

lol no he'll take a spot as CB

he is much better than skriniar especially in important games

[viral hill]

idk, skriniar is clean

with a competitent marquinhos no one passes them

just marquinhos is not consistent enough

the the squad depth we have this year is crazy

[modern citrus]

he's hella slow, not incredible on the ball and not reassuring enough to hold the defense together

and yes, with marquinhos it works well but I still believe that with hernandez it would be even better

[viral hill]

hernandez gets passed quite easily though. Look when Milan did a through ball last game, bro was cought

[modern citrus]

better get passed than have a donnarumma marquinhos skriniar defense under heavy pressing

even in ligue 1 they can't stand pressing

hernandez has the qualities on the ball to get out of pressing

and if he get passed a couple times by a winger, so be it, it happens and if you're on point tactically there is another defender behind to stop the winger

besides skriniar is so slow that wingers don't have to pass him if there's space, a 1-2, through ball, and skriniar is 5m behind

@viral hill also what the fuck is going on with kimpembe

are we never allowed to see him play again

in a open game with lots of spaces he is perfect

[viral hill]

still injured bro

[modern citrus]

since fucking 1963

[viral hill]

he will be back

[modern citrus]

didn't see him forever

[viral hill]

bro he did the knee i think

[modern citrus]

not the knee

I saw his injury record earlier

[viral hill]

achiles?

[modern citrus]

achilles tendon on 250 something days out now

[viral hill]

yeah

that very bad achiles

[modern citrus]

and before that, he had like what 50 days missed cuz of achilles tendon problems

before it snapped

it's gonna be soon a year

[viral hill]

there a good chance he never gets back to level

[modern citrus]

it's assured that he will never get back to his level

[viral hill]

tes fr non?

[modern citrus]

oui

[viral hill]

ok haha

t'es pour nous ce soir quand meme

[modern citrus]

pour tous les clubs francais

sauf si metz est en europe (impossible)

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1721793468199022607?t=ahzPfhmbk1dzrpF3tUG2Tg&s=19

Milan ultras cannot be stopped

😭

[viral hill]

metz🤣

[viral hill]

jai vu. Des gros nazi ces milanais. On va les manger

[modern citrus]

was donnarumma among the supporters or what 😭 why they so mad

[viral hill]

we kind of sang all game vs montpellier "milano vaffanculo" hahah

[modern citrus]

wtf xddd

ok I just saw agani

I didn't realize y'all were chanting that

[waxen palm]

they didn't forget that 3-0 lol

[viral hill]

milan is finished club

[modern citrus]

I got nothing against them, and their team is not that bad, but it's a far cry from milan 20 years ago

but why chant that tho

since u won them

[viral hill]

we defending donna

and rivalry between ultra clubs

they are far right

[modern citrus]

o

tbh I feel like y'all shouldn't keep donna on the long term

he is not perfectly mentally but his profile doesn't suit what luis enrique wants to build I feel

you need a keeper that can distribute

@viral hill what if

guillaume restes in 2 years

[viral hill]

why not

but donna is good, and getting better with the ball

On the line hardly anyone is better in europe

[modern citrus]

yeah but his decision making on the ball is poor

he will never be a integral part of the play

[viral hill]

true. But i dont think that a reason to not keep him

[modern citrus]

no, but it's enough of a reason to in the future sign a young gk with a chevalier, restes, diouf type of profile to give him competition

[viral hill]

tbf we should have kept maignan

but f him, he disrespected paris

[modern citrus]

how so

and yes you should have

[viral hill]

he said he felt nothing when bayern beat us

has no love for the club

[modern citrus]

there's worse disrespect than that tbh I think he has some sour taste left when the club kept on not giving him a chance

I don't think he has no love for the club, he is just also bitter at the same time

[viral hill]

he already lost the ultras haha

[modern citrus]

so mixed feelings

[viral hill]

good luck coming back

[modern citrus]

lucas hernandez was painted as a marseille guy and yet because he stayed professional and performed well no one is against him

I don't think maignan would be bashed at if he returned but was perfect in his communication and performed

hell I saw rabiot rumors last summer and many parisians were very hyped

[viral hill]

yeah but it wasn't anything personal haha

[modern citrus]

but tbh if paris' goal on the long term is to recruit players from the french talent pool

there's no need for any return

every season u got new names to scout and follow for the next 1-2 years

guillaume restes, elie kroupi, lamine camara for example from the start of the season

[viral hill]

hekitike?

[modern citrus]

noooo not etiquette XD

etiquette transfer was weird to me

cuz he was never ready for psg

he needed one more year

[opal drift]

Hopefully the game gets postponed to later because of this (I have a test and I cant watch the game)

[covert smelt]

https://vxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1721909798726193319?s=20

[sterile fractal]

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1721928334639022318?t=sG2miqZ5ZNZpWTXYEuz0Wg&s=19

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1721954703267770587?t=U15ceTotyeQACDuiF-hD2A&s=19 @weak viper

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1721949127565537287

at the same time lmaoo

anyways very sad

i guess ounahi will play now

veretout kondogbia and him in the midfield

or maybe nadir

https://fxtwitter.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1721937274273718420 also @waxen palm

no auba for gabon

he isn't even selected with his country but he is starting for us 😭 😭

[modern citrus]

how is this possible lmao

[waxen palm]

shows his level man

he had a chance to score to qualify us to AFCON

but he bottled it

LITERALLY LAST CHANCE

[weak viper]

vitinha is better

[waxen palm]

bruh I didn't even realize

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1721965870556016654?t=2oLN4CvoMBIPY_MCbAfNRA&s=19

Hopefully we don't get eaten in the first half

[ebon creek]

why would we exactly?

[waxen palm]

you didn't watch the 1st half on the home game

?

[ebon creek]

last game?

[waxen palm]

Yes

[ebon creek]

wdym we socred

[waxen palm]

Before that

[ebon creek]

Oh

ya it's true

[waxen palm]

We get cooked for 25-30 mins

[ebon creek]

but we're stronger this season

[waxen palm]

Losing possession and shit

Hopefully we don't do that

Because against teams like City or Madrid they won't be kind to us with that

[ebon creek]

ye I hope so

we'll see

WZE will cook

[waxen palm]

Wanna see him pull another masterclass

[ebon creek]

yes

[opal drift]

Ngl you’re generally very pessimistic lol

[waxen palm]

We're PSG

I know what I'm talking about

When we play in UCL

[tired hawk]

So

@waxen palm i have an interesting offer

[snow nacelle]

This is so hard to watch 🥺

I feel like we always win when I don't watch. Maybe I'll go back to bed

[waxen palm]

I told you we are PSG

Yall don't get it

[snow nacelle]

If we lose today do we need to win both next games?

Or too early to tell the math

[covert smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/جيرو-oliver-oliver-giroud-giroud-milan-gif-24842349

💋

[lyric wasp]

Paris once again 100% carrying Ligue 1's coefficient according to PSG fans! 😻

[waxen palm]

See why now?

[opal drift]

It’s an away from home problem

We piss ourselves every time away

[waxen palm]

I knew this would end like this

[opal drift]

We haven’t won an away game against a good club in the UCL since 2021 against Bayern

[waxen palm]

Fucking hell

[covert smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/olivier-giroud-giroud-milan-giroud-oli-g-gif-24826571

[opal drift]

Bright side up is that our destiny is still in our own hands

[waxen palm]

Would've been better if we at least grabbed a point

Fucking away games in UCL are always bad somehow

Think we've been losing the latest ones

[opal drift]

We’ve lost the last 3 ucl away games

[radiant thunder]

https://vxtwitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1722014214254977313?s=20

[opal drift]

On the bright side, we cant be screwed with horrible draws next season

[wintry swift]

https://vxtwitter.com/dembouz/status/478954154376040449?s=20

@waxen palm HAHAHHAHA

[waxen palm]

Bro predicts every score

I'm not shocked

[opal drift]

He has every possibility calculated

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/MercatoPlein/status/1722016146256183753?t=Jp5RFNVOtY3lTorTovwtqQ&s=19 nah bro 😭

Ousmane Dembélé has just punched his front door by missing the keyhole with his key.

😭😭😭

[opal drift]

I thought he was injured and got scared 😭

[waxen palm]

Improve le French amigo

[waxen palm]

Also I need to know why

The players stopped to claim a foul

Ayo continue playing until the end

Giroud cooked Skriniar ffs

[open owl]

It's a Paillade thing

[open owl]

Too early. 1st, 2nd 3rd and 4th are each 1 point apart

Newcastle can still finish top of the group for all we know

[hot dune]

Cuz they knew that the ref was against us, so it was useless to waste time

[snow nacelle]

Sigh. Sobs.

Last game will be dortmund away 😭😭😭

[ebon creek]

😂 😂 😂

[ebon creek]

why are we always crap in away ucl games

I'm just ready next game to see newcastle get thrashed

since we're unstoppable at home at least

[viral hill]

milan didnt win that game, we lost it.

we get stronger everytime we lose like that

remember newcastle

this team is still new

[radiant thunder]

https://fxtwitter.com/saturnion13/status/1722217063232745620

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1722247304995119210 VITINHA WILL START LET'S GOO

[ebon creek]

vitinha from wish

[weak viper]

Obviously the "real" Vitinha won yesterday and was very good

[ebon creek]

at least we're still top 2 in the hardest group, in the ucl

[weak viper]

We're first in the hardest group of UEL

And Vitinha is better than Ramos

[viral hill]

🤣

la lose

[sterile fractal]

you're PSG, the money you spent last summer is bigger than the other 3 teams combined. You should have been first

[weak viper]

newcastle spent a lot of money

milan too

[viral hill]

no its not lmao

bro thinks we spend 400 mil every summer

We not the biggest spenders in europe

[lyric wasp]

OM still brings more points to the UEFA coefficient

[weak viper]

• next season if q$g don't go far they will drop in the uefa ranking because the season when they got to the final won't be counted anymore

same for lyon when they got to the semifinals

anyway lens must win tonight

even though i think that they'll lose

[jolly imp]

PSG bad

Why u support them

Legit oil central

U have so much money can’t even get past r016

[opal drift]

Are you here just to troll or do you have anything useful to add to the convo?

[jolly imp]

No I’ll add to the convo

I believe psg won’t win ligue 1

Cuz Monaco and nice exist

[waxen palm]

That's cool then

We need to have some competition here

[ebon creek]

Oui, exactement

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/MercatoPlein/status/1722267993907060945?t=JaIh0Rw9pumIU-q9QU01gA&s=19

[open owl]

FUCK

[covert smelt]

we dominated for 70 mins?????

we had more shots on target with 30% possession

and up until the 60th minute we had 0 fouls

[viral hill]

aint no way bro said dominated

you scored one lucky rebound and one goal where we were not playing

If dembele hit it 5 cm lower milan lose mental and we destroy you, plus kang in post

It was very close

meanwhile we destroyed 3-0

[covert smelt]

by dominated, i meant had the upper hand

our defense was unbreakable

[viral hill]

obviously was, we scored...

and two posts

very unlucky psg game

and then you parked the bus for 30 mins

rolling on the ground at each touch

[open owl]

Goal PSV.

1-0.

[weak viper]

expected

[waxen palm]

Bro leave it and move on

It's useless

[waxen palm]

Finally got it

[opal drift]

Nitro user detected, opinion rejected

[waxen palm]

[viral hill]

they pinging me lol

[open owl]

lets GOOOOOO

[lyric wasp]

expected loss for the small club

small clubs in UCL shouldnt be a thing thats kind a hopeless attempt at going through

[weak viper]

At the same time of the season we had 6 points in our UCL group and lens got 5

But I guess beating twice a team that you must beat for the UEFA coefficient isn't that easy

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1722539858227323361

[modern citrus]

logique

on peut pas vouloir vendre la ligue au milliard et jouer à huit clos les rares "grandes affiches"

[viral hill]

ol went to semi finals bruh, bad take

[lyric wasp]

Lens won't 🤣

[weak viper]

they went to the semi finals of the only ucl which only had one leg games in the knockout round

i don't think they would have knocked out man city in a two legged game

[viral hill]

so what?

all teams had one game lol

you gonna take bayerns title away?

[weak viper]

No but I'm just saying that it was easier that year to go far for smaller teams than a regular UCL season

[hollow kiln]

C’est assez logique sah

Les grosses affiches ne se jouent jamais à huis clos

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/equipedefrance/status/1722601267422204070

[waxen palm]

SIUUUUUUUUUU

WELL DESERVED HAHA

MY CRACKITO

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1722601354123006309?t=_UugKv97M2Q5mOi8wqh40w&s=19

[tawny torrent]

Fully deserved

Great youngster

Very underrated imo

[modern citrus]

not underrated wtf, he's not rated yet cuz many people are discovering him

not at all in france and he's only starting to spread his name abroad but everyone who rates him rates him well

[tawny torrent]

He is underrated

Idgaf what you say

[modern citrus]

then you would not have replied

also how are your rating him

that would mean you watch psg

weren't you the biggest psg hater

and you watch psg

🤨

[tawny torrent]

why not lol

whats the point of discord then

[tawny torrent]

so?

i only watch psg if zaire plays hes my favourite player in psg

[modern citrus]

then ur probably gonna have to watch psg for a lot more time

cuz warren is gonna stay until he's probably at least 24-25

and by then more young players would have come out for you to get a liking for

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/ZinedineOunahi/status/1722609469644063081 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i thought it was real for a second

[modern citrus]

LMAO

[opal drift]

He’s gonna stay forever ❤️ 💙

[modern citrus]

not impossible

but he will become top 5 or even top 3 midfielders in the world

so he will receive calls from pretty much all the top clubs in the world when there will be future contract talks

we'll have to see if the dressing room stays healthy all along and if psg is still able to stay clean dishing out the big contracts

but on personnal level I don't think he has any problem staying with this club forever

[weak viper]

he already said that he dreams of playing for them forever

[modern citrus]

something that every kid may say at 17

[weak viper]

i know

[modern citrus]

at 27 things would have changed

it depends on what he'll be driven by then

[weak viper]

kamara said the same thing and look at where he is now

[modern citrus]

if it's sportive results and psg still has no CL by then, he'll maybe go somewhere else to win it

if it's money, it depends on how PSG is in terms of FFP

if it's just how happy he is at the club, it depends on the coach, dressing room, fans

lots of factors play

not just the love for the club

[weak viper]

rennes goal

1-0

[waxen palm]

Yes

[ornate parcel]

MA BOY WZE got called FOR FRANCE

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1722665933708140596?t=Fq84ggtrPkrDgfaolWaVnA&s=19 for once this club has common sense

[modern citrus]

hopefully a LB/left footed CB capable of playing LB who is not injury prone and an experienced CM/DM with better aerial capacities

wtf are rennes doing

red card + equalizer???

[weak viper]

average rennes european game:

btw toulouse winning??

[modern citrus]

yeah

they are playing decent

aha haifa is winning against villarreal

good news for rennes

and lask against usg

and brighton against ajax

[modern citrus]

harit on the wing

that's bad

[weak viper]

4-2-3-1 with harit as a CAM

[modern citrus]

ah as cam

phew

why the fuck is balerdi playing

gigot is injured?

[weak viper]

it's just that uefa doesn't know that we aren't playing 4-4-2 anymore since marcelino left

[weak viper]

gigot injured once again

[modern citrus]

fuck

balerdi will throw

[weak viper]

could have started meite

[modern citrus]

yes

should have$

actually

meite was super interesting last time

[weak viper]

balerdi is good but he always do that one thing that can cost you a goal and even sometimes the whole game

watch nice

correa though 💀

i never expect anything from him but he still manages to disappoint me

[opal drift]

2-0 Toulouse!!!

Prem is finished

[coral dome]

Who would have thought that Toulouse would be saving ligue 1 this week

[lyric wasp]

Montpellier > Liverpool

[weak viper]

Calm down they are playing their C team

Goal Rennes

[spice night]

Liverpool went all the way to France only Toulouse…..

[weak viper]

Nice joke for once

[lyric wasp]

shouldve done that against USG 😠 😭

[spice night]

usg 😭

[coral dome]

Not much different from the one that won 5-1 i believe bar 1 or 2 players

Gotta give credit

[lyric wasp]

3-1 Rennes

[open owl]

THANK you

I knew I heard fax somewhere

No comment.

[raven forge]

Le monde à l'envers

Mais quel monde !

[jolly imp]

Toulouse cooking

[weak viper]

Liverpool scored 3-2

[open owl]

Toulouse......

https://tenor.com/view/steve-carell-dont-you-dare-the-office-michael-scott-gif-9247065

[waxen palm]

Bro

[open owl]

For fucks sake

3-3

[weak viper]

Handball

No goal normally

[open owl]

Yea but it's Liverpool dummy

LETS GOOOOO

IT ENDS 3-2

[weak viper]

Mac allister thought it was the world cup

Doing handballs like that

[lyric wasp]

Toulouse used all of their power now LILLE OSC are gonna show Liverpool how to play football

[modern citrus]

Toulouse finishing lpool

After Lens somehow finished arse 4nal

just psg disappointing as usual

maybe the prem is the farmers league

[lyric wasp]

PSG having less points than Toulouse

[modern citrus]

yes lmao

[viral hill]

farmers league they said

[viral hill]

compare groups lol

[lyric wasp]

Leave real clubs like OGC Nice play UCL instead of PSG then

[weak viper]

Vitinha 💀

[viral hill]

https://tenor.com/view/im-dead-dead-bruh-skeleton-dead-bruh-skeleton-dead-im-dead-bruh-gif-26854866

[velvet spire]

@lyric wasp Yugo hi

[weak viper]

GOAAL

0-1

Correa is good but Ndiaye is trash rn

[opal drift]

https://fxtwitter.com/Ligue1_ENG/status/1722703778133287055

[lyric wasp]

ANGEL GOMES! 🔥 💥

[weak viper]

Almost 2-0

[lyric wasp]

1-1

im punching air

this is too much bs for me to handle

[velvet spire]

@lyric wasp i mean

Cabella isnt working rn

[weak viper]

We drawed against Lille 💀

[lyric wasp]

normal

did you rly expect to win ?

[weak viper]

You can't win against a Faroe Islands team so yeah

[velvet spire]

huhh Alexsander close

[lyric wasp]

AZ abt to get grouped

[lyric wasp]

you cant be in ligue 1's top 7 so you shouldnt have so high expectations against top 4 clubs

[modern citrus]

@lyric wasp mais vous foutez quoi mdr

[lyric wasp]

on est actuellement 1er du groupe 👑

[modern citrus]

oui mais le contenu est pas rassurant

je pensais que le gros parcours était tout tracé déjà mais j'en suis de moins en moins sur

[lyric wasp]

on va gagner le groupe

[torn marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/nairaman-pg13-swag-paul-george-gif-22712659

[weak viper]

GOOOALLLL

[torn marsh]

Who?

[weak viper]

Guess

[torn marsh]

We did it

[weak viper]

0-2 Sarr goal

FT

[torn marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/despicable-me-minion-minions-clap-clapping-gif-561643868428822739

[opal drift]

Coefficient score of today:

• The Netherlands: 0.000;
• France: +1.167.

Coefficient score this week:

• The Netherlands: +0.400;
• France: +1.167.

So we gained 0.767 this week.

The remaining deficit is now 0.002 points.

5. The Netherlands: 57.500;
6. France: 57.498.

Week 1 we gained 0.900, week 2 we gained 0.200, week 3 we gained 0.900 and this week we gained 0.767.

We’re coming for that 5th spot 🔝

[modern citrus]

LESGO

[lethal venture]

Toulouse 3-2 Liverpool

FARMERS LEAGUE

[modern citrus]

current state of things:
PSG: second of their group, good chance of going through
Lens: second of their group drawn, decent chance of going through or europa
Marseille: top of their group, huge chance of going through
Toulouse: second of their group, good chance of going through
Rennes: top of their group (one game more than villarreal), great chance of going through
LOSC: top of their group, huge chance of topping the group

PSV: second of their group drawn, decent chance of going through or europa
Feyenoord: third in their group, big chance of europa but unlikely to go through
Ajax: bottom of their group, unlikely to go through, possibility of conference
AZ: bottom of their group, almost guaranteed to not go through

recap: all netherlands can hope is for PSV and feyenoord to drop down to europa and go far, while france has all their clubs still in course to qualify for their respective competition's knockouts or drop down and have a good run

[lyric wasp]

AZ can realistically make it

Theres a huge chance villa beats Legia and AZ beats Zrinjski

then its just a 1v1 against legia

[modern citrus]

they would also have to get back the goal difference

legia are 7 in front right now

they would need a scenario like a 4-0 trashing in both losses

it's not impossible, but since they will do everything to prevent that, you know

[lyric wasp]

no, its h2h

they beat legia once

[modern citrus]

their defense is maybe comparable to a sainté or auxerre, and they are playing with 5 at the back

[lyric wasp]

so if they beat them again theyre clear

[modern citrus]

ah

[lyric wasp]

another stupid uefa rule

[modern citrus]

yes

villa will want to win against them to secure their top spot

but they will certainly not full send with all their best players

and then to see if AZ will come with enough

[lyric wasp]

and then AZ loses 1-0 to Zrinjski

[modern citrus]

in fairness AZ is maybe comparable to montpellier or lorient

and warsaw as a whole to sainté maybe

sainté beating montpellier or lorient is not crazy crazy shit

and all they need is a draw

with 5 at the back

sooo

just block it completely and try to get the boring 0-0

easy

zrinjski tho is shit

don't believe in them getting a point

that would be like concarneau getting a point against montpellier and that changes a lot of things

[open owl]

Did you just put us in the same basket as Lorient

[modern citrus]

yes but I am talking about the squad on paper

what players AZ have, mhsc and lorient have a player of similar strenght to match

how it's animated is different

for example, lyon has better players than le havre, but we all know how it really is

[open owl]

I'll take the AZ->Montpellier similarity but Lorient is nowhere near our level

Oh shit ALSO

[brazen flume]

guys

quick question

[open owl]

Good morning to everyone, especially people who will win today (me)

[brazen flume]

does psg have any chance of winning the cl?

[open owl]

Two friday night matches in a row

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1722948911696863320

[sterile fractal]

c'est lunaire

on pénalise des victimes

[weak viper]

comme pour l'annulation du match, on pénalise un certain nombre de personnes pour quelques idiots qui font les cons

[open owl]

If it was Montpellier it's -5 points

[lyric wasp]

Victimes qui méritent la pénalité suite a vos saluts nazis dans les tribunes, contrairement au losc 😭

[subtle walrus]

What happened

[lyric wasp]

Lam is crying because Nazi OL ultras got banned from the game

[subtle walrus]

This is why lyon needs to go

Down to Ligue 2

[lyric wasp]

When WE got banned for absolutely no reason, only OM security being unable to secure us
So basically crying as a OL fans is stupid

[subtle walrus]

Bruh

[ebon creek]

[open owl]

🚨🚨 ATTENTION LIGUE 1 ENJOYERS:

In about 2 hours you will witness the fall, the assassination, and the destruction de la seule équipe qui n'a jamais été menée au score depuis le début de saison 🔥

[ebon creek]

aka Nice

[open owl]

yes

[ebon creek]

i hope u guys win

[open owl]

Today's to-do list:

• Celebrate Montpellier win
• Laugh at Nîmes for losing against Versailles
• Witness Al Tamari hattrick
• Witness Adams hattrick
• Tell Moffi to come outside

[opal drift]

Today, I feel like a Montpellier fan

[ebon creek]

fr

i wonder why

[open owl]

We are winning, & not to give you the top 1 spot, but rather to give us a european spot

my god i am delusional

[opal drift]

Delusion is the key to happiness

[open owl]

^

as a Montpellier & Chelsea fan, yes

[ebon creek]

why Chelsea

why

[opal drift]

Either be deluded, or set your bar very low

[open owl]

Family

[opal drift]

“I’ll be happy if PSG escape relegation”

[weak viper]

This sounds a lot like a utdtrey tweet

[open owl]

it is, except it's without the utdtrey curse

[weak viper]

rn nimes are losing 1-0 and got a red card

[open owl]

See

[hot dune]

He’s mocking infantino when he said “today I feel gay”

[hot dune]

Your life must be very sad, you chose the wrong clubs

[subtle walrus]

Goall red star

[hot dune]

Against who?

[subtle walrus]

There is no "wrong clubs"

You support whoever you support

[weak viper]

the mighty marignane gignac cote bleue

[subtle walrus]

Marignane

[hot dune]

They’re better than marseille. You lost against panathinaikos and you’re ninth in the ligue1

[hot dune]

You’re right

[subtle walrus]

Did you know that marseille is actually of Greek origin

[hot dune]

Are you a red star fan?

[weak viper]

they are a 3rd tier club 💀 💀

[hot dune]

Seriously?

[subtle walrus]

The City itself was founded by Greeks and the club has embraced their Greek roots over their existence shown by colors in their badge and other stuff that don't come to mind

[subtle walrus]

Yea

I support marseille in Ligue 1 for obvious reasons

[weak viper]

also i wouldn't say "lost" maybe "robbed"

[hot dune]

Ik, it was a joke. You’re the second best French club oat

[weak viper]

but we're good in uel

almost qualified for the ro16

[subtle walrus]

First for me

[hot dune]

Yeah but it’s also your fault

[weak viper]

first*

[hot dune]

It’s a personal opinion

[hot dune]

PSG’s first

[weak viper]

💀 💀

q$g are 3rd maximum at most

first is us

second is sainté

[subtle walrus]

Psg only became a "serious club" this century

Before that they were barely like

Yk

[hot dune]

Marseille is nothing without tapie, you got relegated, you paid the referee, you have the worst ucl in the history of the ucl

[weak viper]

we paid the ref in only one game and even without this game we're still champion

and without tapie we still have 6 ligue 1 and 9 coupe de france

and can you tell me why it is the worst ucl in history???

[subtle walrus]

The ucl itself was not corrupted. Only paid the ref in one game at the end of league season so the opposition wouldn't injure any of their players for the ucl final (they already won the league at that point, doesn't deserve to be taken away)

[subtle walrus]

It's not he's probably just a psg fan

[hot dune]

They reached ucl semifinals without money, they won a European cup in 1996 without any controversy

[hot dune]

For sure

[weak viper]

without money 💀 💀

[weak viper]

they were the second richest club in france back at the time

they were owned by canal+

[hot dune]

They weren’t as rich as marseille in 1995

[subtle walrus]

No way dud

Psg was created on money

[hot dune]

Why?

[subtle walrus]

They've always been rich

Not as rich as now but they have always been a rich club

[hot dune]

They weren’t very rich

[subtle walrus]

But they were rich still

The mighty Marignane equalised

[hot dune]

They were rich but marseille was richer

Do you speak French?

[subtle walrus]

Alright so what's your point

[subtle walrus]

Yes

[hot dune]

Ok

[weak viper]

W

[hot dune]

On parle en français

[weak viper]

vas y si tu veux

[subtle walrus]

Alright

[hot dune]

Moi je dis que Marseille est un grand club, mais qui manque de réussite depuis le départ de tapie

[weak viper]

oui c'est pas faux

[hot dune]

Pour moi le PSG a connu un creux vers la deuxième partie des années 2000

[weak viper]

meme si on est le club qui a fait le plus de finales européenes depuis qu'il est parti

[hot dune]

Je parle des trophées

[subtle walrus]

Oui mais ils sont quand même meilleurs que le psg

[weak viper]

oui j'avais compris

[open owl]

No I chose the perfect clubs

[waxen palm]

pas actuellement par contre

[hot dune]

Y’a un manque de régularité, parfois ça ce fait arracher en poules et parfois ça va en demi, donc c’est pas assez régulier

[subtle walrus]

Overall

[weak viper]

@open owl

[hot dune]

Si tu veux

[hot dune]

Tu supportes qui?

Bon

[waxen palm]

Mouais

[hot dune]

Je dois partir

[hot dune]

Non, juste la période tapie

Bon journée à tout le monde

[subtle walrus]

Marseille

[subtle walrus]

So you agree

[weak viper]

come on martigues score a goal

[coral dome]

Ben non ils sont réguliers ils perf en Europa et font prout en c1 c'est logique

[open owl]

FORZA MONTPELLIER AND ALLEZ PAILLADE!!!!!

[waxen palm]

GO PAILLADE

(Just don't let Nice win)

[subtle walrus]

I want montpellier to win

[waxen palm]

Versailles cooking Nîmes

5-0

[open owl]

We r cooking Nice

no sauce

AKOOOORRRR!!!!!!!

THAT WAS SO FUCKINGG CLOSE

HITS THE POST

[modern citrus]

LOL

@open owl MISKIN 😭

[subtle walrus]

That was so lucky

I'm glad it didn't go in

[open owl]

Shutcho

Why r u beefing with us

[subtle walrus]

Wasn't that by nice

[open owl]

No lol

[subtle walrus]

Why am I so blind

[open owl]

I said Akor 😭

[subtle walrus]

I messed up the teams

😭

[open owl]

Rly good first half overall

This 99% is gonna end 0-0

But I'll take it

It's kinda logical tho, they have the best defense in the league & a bad attack

[open owl]

SO CLOOOOSEEE WTFFF

IS NO ONE WATCHING THIS SHIT

Imagine they score at 74'

I would kms

Gaëtan Laborde is def scoring

Jullien coming on, we lost

GG good 80 mins

THATS AFUCKING REDT

THATS A RED

FK YOU DANTE U LITTLE SHIT

+5'

WHAT TEH FUCK

HE WHISTLED MID COUNTER ATTACK

[weak viper]

FT

[open owl]

yea he fkn whistled mid counter attack

and he didn't even add extra seconds for the sub in additional time

[waxen palm]

LET'S GO

Good result from La Paillade

[open owl]

R u a pailladin now

[waxen palm]

We just need to win to go top now

[waxen palm]

For this game yes

[open owl]

Anyway match sum-up:

Great first half, so many unlucky attempts, hit the post twice for us, impressive Bulka saves from time to time.

Second half was bad for both teams I think, just boring, stupid yellow card that should've been red ...

Mid game from Nice, good game for us

[opal drift]

Thank you Montpellier 🙏

Montpellier my second favorite team in ligue 1 now

[subtle walrus]

For me it's stade de reims

[open owl]

so ur relying on small teams so u can be first

[opal drift]

We would beat them in the away game anyways

[open owl]

not if they recruit attackers in the winter window

[opal drift]

and we’d recruit defenders 🤷‍♂️

[snow nacelle]

Omg well done 🧡💙

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1723296600045330482?t=lf-7oKbiaTxtb4jWsAl_Lw&s=19

Wtf

Unexpected but GG

[sterile fractal]

[open owl]

https://fxtwitter.com/l1nocontext/status/1723349300036382956

Oh yeah also a gem from yesterday

the entire stadium was fkn dead

[waxen palm]

Nouveau meme mdr

https://fxtwitter.com/PSG_inside/status/1723357112259022865?t=dn706KOhk4ERyFIZNNPfzw&s=19

Lee and Fabian playing

[open owl]

u guys r losing

[waxen palm]

Hopefully another Ramos goal this time

[waxen palm]

This will be tough but this is still winnable

[open owl]

will be very tough

i see a draw

[waxen palm]

Reims are 4th too lol they are having a very good start

[waxen palm]

KICK-OFF!

[tired hawk]

Bruh

Goal already

Mbappe

Goal

[snow nacelle]

😍😍😍

[waxen palm]

GOOOOOOL

[tired hawk]

Dembele assist

[waxen palm]

YESSSDD

[snow nacelle]

SO GOOD

[waxen palm]

HAHA

[tired hawk]

I hope you guys bottle the game like us in europa league