Oh is this current season
#ligue-1
opal drift
umbral light
Last year-now
Time span of one year
Which is why Leverkusen are low
Cause if it's just this year, they would be very high up
opal drift
Still doesn’t explain Leipzig
umbral light
Still doesn’t explain Leipzig
They beat Bayern 3-0 in the super cup
And thrashed Koln 6-0
And Stuttgart 5-1
spice night
Guys I wanna play in ligue 1
open owl
Montpellier where?
umbral light
Montpellier where?
87th
weak viper
is there nîmes olympique ?
there are teams from 5th division so yeah
weak viper
1201th apparently
open owl
LOL
that is ASS
holy shit we are actually 87th that is so good
i just saw the full list
we are higher than Ajax 😭😭😭
open owl
who says we can't get conference league
weak viper
Anyone can beat Ajax rn
and we drew 3-3 against them...
umbral light
and we drew 3-3 against them...
That was a poor game from you then
open owl
i say this everyday but if not for this FUKCING firecracker we're top 6 rn but no one is ready to have this conversation
weak viper
That was a poor game from you then
mbemba dropped a stinker that game
assisted ajax's first goal
open owl
lyric wasp
AS Saint-Etienne benefits from AUxerre and Grenoble's loss to climb on the 2nd place in Ligue 2 !
open owl
We are getting closer to the Lyon-ASSE playoffs
velvet moth
We are getting closer to the Lyon-ASSE playoffs
Honestly it's so sad seeing Lyon doing this bad
They're absolutely shit
open owl
Honestly it's so sad seeing Lyon doing this bad
it's sad?
velvet moth
It is bro
velvet moth
I mean it's enjoyable to see a club not doing good, but to this point...?
open owl
all big teams have spent some season or 2 in Ligue 2
it's fine really
especially if sainté is promoted
lyric wasp
I mean it's enjoyable to see a club not doing good, but to this point...?
if its lyon or lens yes its enjoyable
open owl
if its lyon or lens yes its enjoyable
Or PSG or OM...
open owl
I am not going to miss Marseille at home this szn 🔥🔥 @weak viper
come to montpellier we are very welcoming
weak viper
come to montpellier we are very welcoming
yeah i guess so
there's no way you could beat up marseille fans
right?
open owl
already happens every year
ok but to be fair
last year it was deserved
sometimes a small beating brings some sense to people
they infiltrated our sections & started mocking us
i remember last year i saw my friend send me a snap of a big crowd fight
weak viper
they infiltrated our sections & started mocking us
i'm not the kind of guy to do that
open owl
yeah i know i genuinely mean come to the away side peacefully
i think it's sad football in france isn't big enough
weak viper
maybe the closest possible to the away section
open owl
maybe the closest possible to the away section
Tribune Famille believe it or not 
Nah I'm kidding it's the second half of Corbières
Our away section is actually respectable compared to some other clubs
Genuinely
weak viper
yeah i know i already saw it while watching montpellier games
i just saw on mhsc website you can buy tickets for away games??
weak viper
oh ok
open owl
up 1-0 against PSG in parc des princes and jeremy34 #nimescapitale throws firecracker at Donnarumma
we seen this
open owl
(tickets for away games)
yeah idk why they did it
so weird honestly
but it's nice to see Butte Paillade offer packages to come with the group even if ur not rly an ultra
weak viper
problem is that with marseille when we go to away games we fill up all away sections
entirely
(except when we're banned from travelling)
open owl
problem is that with marseille when we go to away games we fill up all away sect...
If only we had 18 Marseilles in Ligue 1 in terms of attendance......
(not in terms of clubs)
weak viper
Yeah
weak viper
I don't see why you post that here as only Brest and maybe Strasbourg kits will be made by Adidas next season
In ligue 1
rancid peak
I don't see why you post that here as only Brest and maybe Strasbourg kits will ...
Oh
jolly imp
How does no sound
weak viper
???
sterile fractal
AS Saint-Etienne benefits from AUxerre and Grenoble's loss to climb on the 2nd p...
damn
can't even imagine the scenes when we drop to Ligue 2 while they climb back to Ligue 1
the whole French social media gonna explode
Lyon fans are gonna flee to caves
subtle walrus
the whole French social media gonna explode
The best thing you can do is just genuinely dissolve and start over
Dissolve and Re-establish the club right after
You have all the money and everything to quickly climb back into the first division
Clean fresh start
That's the best thing you can od
open owl
can't even imagine the scenes when we drop to Ligue 2 while they climb back to L...
After playoffs
jolly imp
damn
Do you want ndombele back for 2p?
We’ll provide the first 5 burgers
Big Macs or whoppers?
waxen palm
Ah finally...
open owl
October Whoscored team of the month!
And that doesn't even include Clermont's game, we would've def had Tamari too
weak viper
Martigues are facing Velay FC, Aubagne are facing Evian Thonon Gaillard and Fos are facing Annecy in the round 7 of the coupe de France
Martigues should go through easily, Aubagne has a 50% chance of going through I would say but Fos will be knocked out
Bordeaux are gonna get knocked out by Canet en Roussillon 🔥 🔥
open owl
Bordeaux are gonna get knocked out by Canet en Roussillon 🔥 🔥
Yeah you would know...
2021 CdF says hello
lyric wasp
October Whoscored team of the month!
LILLE MENTIONED ❤️🤍
lyric wasp
Bordeaux are gonna get knocked out by Canet en Roussillon 🔥 🔥
Lmfaoooo
lyric wasp
Smh if Wasquehal didn't go out against regional club we would have Wasquehal Vs croix 😭😭
cloud bison
lyric wasp
Angers > Al ettifaq
proper mesa
US Canet-Roussillon > Al Abha
opaque elm
LILLE MENTIONED ❤️🤍
fuck Posc
sterile fractal
Do you want ndombele back for 2p?
I would take it honestly
ỏur midfield is so shit atm
open owl
@waxen palm thoughts about Chotard owning ur best player? respectfully tho
crimson cliff
Bumbappe is shit
limber seal
Allez Paris
jolly imp
I would take it honestly
We will cover the first 15 burgers Dw
weak viper
Look at that @open owl
open owl
Look at that <@737877645903134862>
GOD wtf
i didn't know they produced that many
no one buys them
WHERE EVEN ARE YOU wtf
weak viper
WHERE EVEN ARE YOU wtf
Decathlon Nîmes
open owl
whyy😭😭
dim light
Look at that <@737877645903134862>
Beautiful kits
open owl
Beautiful kits
what
radiant thunder
waxen palm
<@708800869944131636> thoughts about Chotard owning ur best player? respectfully...
We'll see tomorrow 😂
He hasn't faced Ugarte yet
opaque elm
Trying to find trophies in Plens 🥱
We have trophies.
harsh eagle
I hate lorient fans
when was the last time Montpellier won the ligue 2
1*
oopsie daisies
subtle walrus
when was the last time Montpellier won the ligue 2
Like 10 years ago
harsh eagle
Like 10 years ago
damn
weak viper
weak viper
when was the last time Montpellier won the ligue 2
2012
Only time they won it
OM FC Lyon on my birthday we must win this
weak viper
I hate lorient fans
why
weak viper
they think they’re chants are so good
i never saw any lorient fan
harsh eagle
they think cause they signed Mendy that they’re so good
weak viper
not even on internet or here
weak viper
they think cause they signed Mendy that they’re so good
everyone know they're trash don't worry
harsh eagle
everyone know they're trash don't worry
I hated OM lasts year kits
they took the signature light blue out
lyric wasp
1 ligue 1 and a coupe de la ligue
what an amazing palmares 🥵
no way Guingamp has more prestigious trophies
open owl
opal drift
So he’s not apologizing?
opal drift
Didn’t he slam the coach to the ground lol
opal drift
Slammed the coach and he’s complaining about respect 💀
weak viper
The end <:warnock:769583146017882112>
that's from mercato plein
fading lintel
But most sources say the coach disrespected him causing him to get angry and sh
fading lintel
Nah the end is edited
Let me spread misinformation in peace 😒
open owl
The end <:warnock:769583146017882112>
HAHAHAHAH
Day 747 of saying if it wasn't for this FUCKINGGG firecracker fucker we would've been top 6
But all g I can get a few hours of sleep per night 💔
Fayad in the place of Khazri & we good to eat PSG ALIVE
open owl
Nah anyways see you tmrw
see u tmr bro i wish i had taken away tickets but i can't go to paris tmr
hol on i'm gonna ask newcastle fans for advice on beating y'all
fading lintel
Found vip tickets for 100 e but I ain't even got 1 euro 😭
fading lintel
hol on i'm gonna ask newcastle fans for advice on beating y'all
You are not beating anyone tommorow
Mbappe wasn't in the mood against Newcastle
He will eat yall RAW
Not mentioning inform UGOAT
open owl
You are not beating anyone tommorow <:kekw:950653306018074624>
everyone is sleeping on us cause some dumbass threw a firecracker at us
we r top 6 bro
like if life was fair we r top 6
fading lintel
If life was fair mbappe would've not passed it to Neuer in the final
But ifs don't really matter
fading lintel
I think I remember vaguely
open owl
so now we r 11th
fading lintel
Yall got cooked ngl
fading lintel
But even under Christophe we cooked yall (top 5 worst coachs all time)
Both matches
open owl
true but u drew lorient at home 0-0
and u drew toulouse 1-1
and we beat both lorient & toulouse 3-0
quite easily
fading lintel
That's not how it works 😭
open owl
we will be doing that
fading lintel
But that's not how it works
fading lintel
Auto corrector
open owl
unless we play like we played against nantes 2 weeks ago we r good
fading lintel
And now Messi In Lee isn't injured
Yall can't even dream of drawing the match
It's over
open owl
fr i think a nice 2-2 would be good
fading lintel
fr i think a nice 2-2 would be good
Maybe you're right about the 4 goals scored in the match
But they are all going to be for us
open owl
Maybe you're right about the 4 goals scored in the match
don't worry bro i've been to the future
so basically it will be 1st goal scored by Mbappé first half
then we will equalize on a penalty
HT
early second half u will score again, 2-1 for Paris
Khazri comes on at 70th
87' Khazri goal, 2-2
FT 2-2
fading lintel
Man is onto nothing 🗣️🔥💯
open owl
it's true
fading lintel
We def scoring at least 4 goals against that defense
open owl
WHAT
fading lintel
And we def conceding 1
open owl
brother kiki kouyaté is starting tomorrow
fading lintel
If skriniar is in the starting 11
open owl
we're the 4th best defense in the league
and if u count Clermont's 4 goals, we r 3rd best attack in the league, and far from top 4
we r not to be messed with fr
i can't believe we haven't gotten europe in ages
i mean we unironically can challenge a bit in the conference league
fading lintel
i mean we unironically can challenge a bit in the conference league
If yall managed to keep wahi one more year you maybe could've
open owl
If yall managed to keep wahi one more year you maybe could've
???
Akor brother
we have Akor Adams
fading lintel
Either by getting him to stay long term or selling him way more than you did
fading lintel
we have Akor Adams
Who is blud
fading lintel
Scoring tap-ins doesn't make you a good player
open owl
team of the week multiple times
fading lintel
open owl
bruh do you watch montpellier games
he's our haaland
we can't comprehend how he makes some of the moves he does
watch his 7 goals
I refuse to believe some people don't know Akor Adams
fading lintel
I refuse to believe some people don't know Akor Adams
Thought i had a memory hole hut I didn't
He's a tap-in merchant
No virgule
No serpent
= tap-in
open owl
brother you are the employer of ousmane dembelé & kolo muani
open owl
anyway do u know mousa tamari ?
open owl
i refuse to BELIEVE some people watch ligue 1 & don't know mousa tamari
fading lintel
i refuse to BELIEVE some people watch ligue 1 & don't know mousa tamari
Who?
open owl
maan
fading lintel
I'm playing I'm playing
open owl
u better be 🔫
btw for mousa you can look for any goal he scored this szn
they're all wonderful
there's really no ordinary goal
https://youtu.be/MOJlcxN8bDw?t=7 this one of my favorites
fading lintel
Now we talking
Ngl now that I remember the match against Lyon I'm feeling the same thing will happen to us
They got lovren
We got skriniar
Same defensive capacities
open owl
u should be worried because he had a somewhat bad match last sunday against Toulouse
so Tamari wants to desperately redeem himself
even tho he was BY FAR our best player this szn entirely
he always wants to do better
fading lintel
Not worried at all
open owl
should be
fading lintel
Just sad that our skriniar is going to get cooked
open owl
fax
fading lintel
But other than him yall are not getting past the mid
fading lintel
No
open owl
pockets ugarte every day of the week
fading lintel
LOL
fading lintel
Alright now what's the average per match?
Exactly
Ugarte pockets any midfielder itw
open owl
Alright now what's the average per match?
one plays for Paris (market value 1.07 billion) & one plays for Montpellier (entire squad less than ugarte price)
but yes
open owl
Ugarte pockets any midfielder itw
ok i will stop doing chotard publicity
i don't want him to go yet
my apologies ugarte def best midfielder in the world forsure
(now stop tracking chotard, dumb clubs)
f
short crypt
u guys think lyon can beat metz this weekend or nah
open owl
LOOL
fading lintel
LOOOL
open owl
bro's asking the real questions
fading lintel
The downfall is sad 😭
fading lintel
Went from battling city to battling relegation 😭😭😭
open owl
oh u looking for betting tips?
short crypt
seems like this could be Lyon turn around
open owl
put ur entire house on montpellier tomorrow
short crypt
like it was for ajax tonight
short crypt
ajax 🤝 lyon
short crypt
ajax only narrowly beat the worst team in the league tonight lol
fading lintel
But the shit that happens there
Is INSANE
They're in the mud also in the extra-sportive
short crypt
im not a lyon supporter no lol, i just thought the draw looked kinda good for betting lol
open owl
do people actually bet on draws ?
short crypt
yeah they do
fading lintel
It's pretty common
short crypt
The odds are usually pretty huge
open owl
how much are odds for montpellier or draw tmr?
short crypt
so u only need a couple of them correct to make a profit
open owl
3.5 is good
fading lintel
how much are odds for montpellier or draw tmr?
Depends what site you betting on
short crypt
thats pretty high yeah
fading lintel
Cuz it's not happening
short crypt
idk im not gonna bet on psg games lol
fading lintel
idk im not gonna bet on psg games lol
Don't bet on the wind or the losses
open owl
Cuz it's not happening
u never know
fading lintel
But not betting on mbappe scorer is criminal
short crypt
Lyon - Metz draw is 4.10 is not bad i guess
mbappe to score odds probably like barely anything
open owl
Montpellier winning odds are 11 tmr 💀
open owl
mbappe to score odds probably like barely anything
1.4
short crypt
yeah not worth it lol
fading lintel
u never know
Checking rn but p sure even a montpellier win has a lower odd than a draw
open owl
HT FT is insaaane brother
open owl
HT FT is insaaane brother
sur un malentendu ça peut marcher ça
fading lintel
sur un malentendu ça peut marcher ça
Dictateur mobutu a bien viré tout les argentins pour eviter une arabie saoudie 2.0
open owl
💀
open owl
^ can confirm
fading lintel
Other wise you’ll end up like Tonali
"Les jeux de hasard c’est Haram mais mettre Haaland buteur c’est tout sauf du hasard"
It's not me saying it
hidden raven
How is Umtiti doing for Lille
modern citrus
not great he had a faintness at some point and we were scared he had heart problems, nothing too bad in the end but it probably affected him
not horribly either
open owl
good morning to everyone especially people whose club will win today (montpellier)
snow nacelle
good morning to everyone especially people whose club will win today (montpellie...
Good afternoon 😄
waxen palm
I've never seen a Bluee so enthusiastic to face us
Could've easily gone to the Parc ffs
I'm in Paris man
open owl
I could've easily gone too, I'm off uni, I don't rly have anything planned today & tickets were 10€ but idk just been a busy week & wasn't planning on just telling my dad I'm off to paris
open owl
I've never seen a Bluee so enthusiastic to face us
prolly 2012
but u weren't Q$G properly yet
waxen palm
prolly 2012
yes that...
jolly imp
The disrespect
Imagine Lyon lose
hollow kiln
Imagine Lyon lose
LMAO idk if Grosso will stay at this poor team
subtle walrus
Imagine Lyon lose
Will
jolly imp
Imagine Metz don’t lose
opal drift
@waxen palm send Paris pics
lyric wasp
le petit club marseillais incapable d'accueillir les supporters adverses
c'est pourtant les marseillais eux-memes qui sont problématiques
open owl
le petit club marseillais incapable d'accueillir les supporters adverses
C'est vrm scandaleux
Feel bad for all the Lille bros who made the trip
lyric wasp
c'esst les supproters marseillais qui devraient etre interdits 🤡
Ou est la sanction de la LFP ??
open owl
Délocaliser les 3 prochains matchs à domicile de Marseille et les faire sur terrain neutre
Bonne sanction qui ne foire pas l'équipe sportivement
Mais bon c'est la LFP
lyric wasp
La LFP préfère sanctionner les clubs moyens pour un pyro
weak viper
c'est pourtant les marseillais eux-memes qui sont problématiques
quelques trous du cul*
sterile fractal
ajax 🤝 lyon
Lyon to win this weekend
lyric wasp
quelques trous du cul*
c'est pas aux supporters de Lille de payer la stupidité de certains marseillais
weak viper
c'est pas aux supporters de Lille de payer la stupidité de certains marseillais
Le problème est que ç'a s'est déroulé hors du stade et la LFP peut rien faire
open owl
https://parisfc.fr/club/communique-officiel-25/ Class action from a class club
weak viper
https://parisfc.fr/club/communique-officiel-25/ Class action from a class club
still won't be able to entirely fill their stadium
also it isn't the first time in the world as fortuna dusseldorf already did it
open owl
Nîmes' goal celebration song is five nights at freddy's theme 😭😭😭
i'm crying 😭😭
Nîmes losing against Epinal 😭😭
nahh the state of this club is sad at this point no one can wish this upon anyone's club even if it's nîmes
look where the ultras are wtf 😭
opal drift
🙏
opal drift
Have you looked under the couch?
opal drift
😭
keen heart
Fine. I’ll watch it on my phone and log in thru my Optus account there
weak viper
Nîmes' goal celebration song is five nights at freddy's theme 😭😭😭
WHAT REALLY?
keen heart
Tbf if psg don’t win this I think it’s a BIG wake up call
But I think they’ll win 3-0
covert smelt
where to watch the PSG game
open owl
WHAT REALLY?
yes 😭😭
GUYS THE MATCH IS FREE PLS NO BAN
https://ffftv.fff.fr/video/6314000633112/j12-national-i-nimes-olympique-sa-epinal-en-direct-19h15 if u wanna watch nîmes lose
opal drift
yes 😭😭
GUYS THE MATCH IS FREE PLS NO BAN
I can’t hear the theme lol
The commentator won’t shut up
open owl
good luck psg fans
AND MONTPELLIER FANS?
keen heart
And Montpellier fans
open owl
for sure
but we have never beaten Paris in Paris in recent history
last time in L1 was 2010
I wish I was sending this message from the Parc des Princes ... maybe next year but
ALLEZ PAILLADE !!!!!!! we have every piece to create an element of surprise
My beinsports is very very late so I'ma be out of the chat
tired hawk
Wth is this formation 😭
open owl
TEJI SAVANIER THAT WAS
WHAT.
THAT WAS A 1 MINUTE GOAL
IM OUT THIS CHAT BUT I CANT DO THIS
tired hawk
Wth is this formation 😭
If looks like an arrow
snow nacelle
IM OUT THIS CHAT BUT I CANT DO THIS
What happened I just woke up
tawny torrent
@waxen palm its been 5 minutes and mbappe hasnt scored, hes so bad
covert smelt
HERE WE GO! Week 11 of hating on psg and wanting them to lose
tawny torrent
HERE WE GO! Week 11 of hating on psg and wanting them to lose
We’re all with you 🙏
waxen palm
<@708800869944131636> its been 5 minutes and mbappe hasnt scored, hes so bad
Bro I just came back from the supermarket
tawny torrent
Bro I just came back from the supermarket
What u buy
Tissues you can use after psg hold 4?
tawny torrent
🤣
fickle field
Gooooaaallll
snow nacelle
LEEEE
fickle field
(hello)
tawny torrent
Rigged
keen heart
GOAL
snow nacelle
WHEEEEE IT'S LEEEE
tired hawk
Uhh
keen heart
idk what I’m saying jr
tired hawk
Lee scored
keen heart
Rn
woven trench
kanginnn
covert smelt
Boooo
open owl
Goal PSG. 1-0.
open owl
From the beginning this refereeing was horrible but yeah
Fair goal but we can't afford to concede this early
Good pressing so far from us ngl, great chances
I still don't think it's impossible but whatever
Back to the game bai
dull lagoon
tawny torrent
Yeah a million years ago
waxen palm
Montpellier player down
snow nacelle
But what happened to him?
open owl
Sylla injured, fucking hell
Sainte-Luce is here tho
But fuck man
Please don't be bad
waxen palm
Also timecheck?
snow nacelle
2220
waxen palm
And now?
snow nacelle
23 37
waxen palm
Ok good (no)
snow nacelle
Oof
open owl
I'm very very late
snow nacelle
Cmon dembele soon
waxen palm
Goalies will try their best to avoid the moment
opal drift
I mean it is kind of related tbh
open owl
Sainte Luce what a performance
waxen palm
I liked Paris a lot
Wait a bit
open owl
HT, overall GOOD performance, Sainte-Luce shining, Tamari good, Adams seems off position but okay
A lot of chances missed but it's still not really catastrophic
And I'll be using this to laugh off my pain
opal drift
A lot of chances missed but it's still not really catastrophic
Chances? I forgot what color our goalkeeper was wearing bro
waxen palm
Also @opal drift
open owl
Chances? I forgot what color our goalkeeper was wearing bro
Bro what
waxen palm
Sacko is doing good nonetheless
open owl
Chances? I forgot what color our goalkeeper was wearing bro
Game should've been 1-0 at the first minute for us
opal drift
Also <@729038476603031582>
Amazing
opal drift
Next time I go there you better come too
open owl
And Akor shot on target
open owl
No I am genuinely not disappointed with our performance this half
Ofc avoidable goal but
open owl
Sa**kho** left
waxen palm
Didn’t mean to make it sound like a threat lol
Well yeah you wouldn't do anything to me
open owl
Sa**cko** is here because we didn't wanna spend 2mil on Aguilar
waxen palm
right
opal drift
Oh lmao
opal drift
Well yeah you wouldn't do anything to me
Of course not 🔪 🩸
waxen palm
Doubting that
tawny torrent
@waxen palm Hmmm Mbappe 👻
opal drift
Incoming “Mbappe is crap” message
waxen palm
lol
opal drift
tawny torrent
🔥
opal drift
Mbappe banger 82nd minute
tawny torrent
Dembele has lost the most duels
snow nacelle
Also <@729038476603031582>
What you doing at la defense
waxen palm
What you doing at la defense
well I needed to visit lol
but I was with my mom
We're back
Second half starting
snow nacelle
So fast, I was so comfy in bed
snow nacelle
Looks bad?
open owl
Mbappe banger 82nd minute
Khazri*
snow nacelle
Keep going dembele
waxen palm
Dembele is cooking
snow nacelle
Don't give up !!!!
waxen palm
Just cook the net ah
waxen palm
WZEEEEE
open owl
Chotard eats him alive but whatever
open owl
Goal PSG. 2-0.
tired hawk
Well it is
snow nacelle
Yes dembele assist
snow nacelle
Night lee
snow nacelle
Deserved assist
A good one
waxen palm
open owl
Disappointing
I have the feeling of "dommage ça aurait pu être magique"
But it's alright
Et c'était largement à notre portée, mais voilà tjr pas fini
snow nacelle
Why doesn't ndour play a bit more
tired hawk
Goal
snow nacelle
VIIITTIII
snow nacelle
WHOOOOOOO
waxen palm
LET'S GO
snow nacelle
NICE
open owl
Goal PSG. 3-0. We're falling apart.
waxen palm
Why on earth did you switch to jude
Will change dw
snow nacelle
Goal PSG. 3-0. We're falling apart.
Just 3, not so baddd
tired hawk
Well that was weird
waxen palm
good morning to everyone especially people whose club will win today (montpellie...
Mon gars????
What was bro thinking 😭😭
Does he know our home record against them
open owl
Mon gars????
snow nacelle
Woah vitinha scored 4 min after coming on
open owl
I'm in the chat now idgaf if I get spoiled at this point 😭😭
We played a really good first 10 mins, then as always the first goal kills us
snow nacelle
I'm in the chat now idgaf if I get spoiled at this point 😭😭
I don't like your jersey color
At all
delicate sigil
Nah we need Baps goal to shut Pezz
dembelle on 0021
open owl
I don't like your jersey color
Dommage because the jersey design is absolutely fantastic
It has the Trois Grâces on it
steep shale
My glorious Kylian needs to score man
open owl
Hell nah
If this ends more than 3-0 I will be very disappointed
Because might aswell forfeit
We would've lost 3-0
Aie aie aie Kiki
+5'
Still time for a comeback 🔥🔥
snow nacelle
Still time for bape 🙏
waxen palm
COME ON
open owl
Still time for bape 🙏
Who
Wait is he playing? 🤣🤣
No way Sacko pocketed Mbappé that's the craziest thing I've seen in months
subtle walrus
4-0
snow nacelle
Offside my god
snow nacelle
Thank goodness my ramos prediction did not come true
snow nacelle
Beautiful ballet move from bape
open owl
Oh
waxen palm
NOOOO
tired hawk
That was a beautiful pass tho
open owl
Amazing assist
waxen palm
THAT WAS SO GREAT
open owl
Too bad guys
waxen palm
FFS
open owl
Lâche ça
waxen palm
Tell Mbappe to stay onside next time
Shut Pelican
open owl
FT yet?
snow nacelle
30s for me
open owl
Idek how many mins i'm late I legit don't care atp
FREEKICK montpellier
that is close
TEJI TAKE IT
snow nacelle
How come you're not late
tired hawk
FT
snow nacelle
Someone could have kicked it in
3-0 Montpellier
snow nacelle
Bape saving all his goals for our next game
open owl
<:psg:1075128016826552331> 3-0 Montpellier
how much I gotta pay for montpellier logo emoji
that's the question
i saw there were custom channels but who cares
open owl
waxen palm
montpellier logo added to the discord
Idk man that would be good but there's not enough space for more club emotes
opal drift
montpellier logo added to the discord
If you pay it will become possible I think
Creating your own role
Pay the server I mean
tawny torrent
Mbappe after finishing second for the 24th time in a row in the ballon’dor rankings
opal drift
Mbappe after finishing second for the 24th time in a row in the ballon’dor ranki...
He ain’t finishing behind Pellingham
Or any Madrid player
tawny torrent
He ain’t finishing behind Pellingham
opal drift
https://tenor.com/view/jude-bellingham-goal-celebration-jude-bellingham-real-mad...
That guy stole my celebration it isn’t fair
tawny torrent
Your celebration?👺
tawny torrent
🤨
opal drift
Should’ve put a patent on it
tawny torrent
Whats it called then
opal drift
It’s called “Hey Awesome”
tawny torrent
Okay but mbappe couldnt score against montpellier
open owl
If you pay it will become possible I think
Unironically I would buy it but I hate the platinum color
opal drift
Unironically I would buy it but I hate the platinum color
You can give yourself a custom role with a custom color if you get platinum
open owl
The urge to buy golden howler & make a match channel for Nîmes-Cholet
open owl
Then I became financially responsible
Fairs
waxen palm
waxen palm
Okay but mbappe couldnt score against montpellier
Yes he prefers scoring against bigger teams 🔥🔥
tawny torrent
Yes he prefers scoring against bigger teams 🔥🔥
Like brest
Cook john
Nah man I hate kolo muani so much
Camavinga couldve had a world cup if he didnt suck
tawny torrent
Same
I feel bad for kolo muani but at the same time
Why couldnt he score that..
It would’ve been the greatest comeback of all time
tawny torrent
@wintry swift Oh hey serbian guy🐶
wintry swift
What are you waffling about
You said you live in Gabon
waxen palm
Do I need to show you my passport
waxen palm
You said you live in Gabon
I'm in France though
wintry swift
<@873675071162548324> Oh hey serbian guy🐶
Please stop this bullshit gimmick, it makes me sick
wintry swift
I'm in France though
so you’re French but lived in different countries?
Makes sense
waxen palm
yes lol
tawny torrent
I'm in France though
AUBAMEYANG IS THAT YOU
wintry swift
Bonjour then
waxen palm
My Dad was born here
waxen palm
AUBAMEYANG IS THAT YOU
no I'm finished
tawny torrent
Nah I swear auba is from gabon and lives in france
You cant make this up
I’m talking to auba rn bro
wintry swift
lmao all this time i thought Mario was Gabonese
tawny torrent
lmao all this time i thought Mario was Gabonese
He is tho
waxen palm
Nah I swear auba is from gabon and lives in france
He is born in France tho lol
delicate sigil
he's your long lost brother
waxen palm
Bro has even the Spanish nationality 💀
tawny torrent
He is born in France tho lol
So am I
wintry swift
tawny torrent
I was born in Nice but I moved when I was two years old
waxen palm
I was born in Nice but I moved when I was two years old
😭
Can't make that shit up
Talk French now
How do you say: "Real Madrid is the most hated club in the world right now"
@tawny torrent
No Google Translate
delicate sigil
google translate is loading mate give him a good sec
tawny torrent
le Real Madrid est le plus grand club de tous les temps et Mbappe pue la merde
west raptor
le Real Madrid est le plus grand club de tous les temps et Mbappe pue la merde
you’re gonna go back to jerking him off in the transfer windows
delicate sigil
own
waxen palm
you’re gonna go back to jerking him off in the transfer windows
COOOOOOOK
tawny torrent
you’re gonna go back to jerking him off in the transfer windows
But until then, Mbappé est un imposteur et presque chauve
waxen palm
le Real Madrid est le plus grand club de tous les temps et Mbappe pue la merde
lies, lies annnnnnnd lies
waxen palm
Honnêtement Pezz est une fraude et doit quitter le serveur pour l'amour de Dieu
delicate sigil
greetings there @waxen palm
Please refrain from speaking a foreign language in the server, keep it in english
polar
tawny torrent
Honnêtement Pezz est une fraude et doit quitter le serveur pour l'amour de Dieu
Sans moi, le serveur est mort et tu le sais, en plus, je te manquerais beaucoup trop de toute façon.
waxen palm
Thanks GT
tawny torrent
Que?
waxen palm
Nah bro just stop
west raptor
if McFrappé doesn’t leave in the summer he may never leave
tawny torrent
Que pasa bro
waxen palm
if McFrappé doesn’t leave in the summer he may never leave
He will leave (and I'm honest)
tawny torrent
if McFrappé doesn’t leave in the summer he may never leave
We got a sherlock holmes in the server
waxen palm
goes to extend his contract by 5 years
tawny torrent
He will leave (and I'm honest)
PezzKnowledge on twitter hasn’t said anything so far so nothing confirmed yet..
west raptor
just making sure the Real Madrid fans know that they’re allowed to hate him forever instead of hating him for only 8 months a year
tawny torrent
But exclusive news for you guys: Mbappe hints at leaving the french capital as a free agent in 2024🤫
west raptor
all that just to join Newcastle
tawny torrent
Good I’m doing a newcastle career mode on EAFC 24
I’ll be happy to let him sit on the bench for the rest of his career
open owl
Yes he prefers scoring against bigger teams 🔥🔥
No just be honest, he was pocketed by Sacko & Sainte-Luce
waxen palm
Bad games happen
open owl
TJM trying to admit Sainte-Luce played great today (IMPOSSIBLE challenge)
waxen palm
No no lol
Well he wasn't decisive because they defended well on him obv
He did good yeah I'll give you that
modern citrus
@open owl
unis dans le 3-0
😭
ça fait 5 matchs qu'ils marquent 3 buts par match d'ailleurs
open owl
He did good yeah I'll give you that
merci !
open owl
unis dans le 3-0
fait chier ... 😭
modern citrus
fait chier ... 😭
en plus t'as dû te faire chier vous avez balancé que des chiches de 40M
quelques contres intéressant le reste c'est des chiches
😭
open owl
en plus t'as dû te faire chier vous avez balancé que des chiches de 40M
les 10 premières minutes on était prime barcelone
le 1v1 de téji à la 40e seconde
modern citrus
c'était téji?
open owl
🤌
open owl
ouais la frappe contrée
modern citrus
cheveux pas si blonds au parc ça marche pas
open owl
fallait faire + blond
open owl
mdrrr
modern citrus
et sinon leo leroy
c'est moi ou il est nul
j'ai pas encore vu un bon match de lui
open owl
c'est moi ou il est nul
tkt c'est pas du tout toi
dès le premier match il a manqué ça comme occasion:
modern citrus
dès le premier match il a manqué ça comme occasion:
WESH
c'est la moitié d'un penalty
😂
open owl
oui oui mdrr
modern citrus
même donnarumma le met
open owl
donc voilà on aurait pu avoir les 3 pts contre le havre
puis il a fait une passe décisive contre Lyon mais bon un but contre Lyon c'est pas trop un miracle cette saison
open owl
contre le grand grand arthur desmas pire gardien titu de la L1
pas d'accord
modern citrus
qui alors?
aller je déballe
donnarumma, mandanda, köhn, bulka, chevalier, samba, anthony lopes, lafont, sels, bizot, diouf, mvogo, restes, lecomte, diaw, oukidja, desmas
y a petit débat avec anthony lopes et encore, c'est une mauvaise passe pour moi comme lyon dans la globalité
je vois pas qui d'autre est plus nul que desmas
modern citrus
mais le truc c'est que desmas est un très bon gardien de L2
en L1, il fait le taff basique sur la ligne mais il est pas moderne, il va rien rarement arrêter des missiles
oukidja, que quand je juge positivement je suis évidemment objectif vu qu'il est à metz, il me paraissait niveau L2 l'année dernière, mais il a déjà jouer pas mal en L1, donc il est capable de réhausser son niveau, pas le même cas que desmas
et antho lopes pour l'instant tout ce qu'il fait comme erreurs, en forme il les fait jamais, et des arrêts exceptionels il en a déjà fait, si lyon remonte la pente lopes remonte aussi la pente
les autres gardiens sont juste objectivement meilleurs
fading lintel
Kolo Muani | Highlights
tawny torrent
modern citrus
onefootball ratings 💀
sterile fractal
et antho lopes pour l'instant tout ce qu'il fait comme erreurs, en forme il les ...
Quand Lopes est en forme il faisait quand même des erreurs, souvent très bêtes. En 2020-21, même avec de nombreuses sauvetages exceptionelles, il nous a quand même couté quelques points pour la course au titre, avec ses mauvaises sorties et son terrible jeu de pieds
Lopes est un très fort gardien en terme de reflexion et d'agilité, ce qui lui permet de faire des arrêts spectaculaires.
Mais il est un peu handicapé par sa taille (1m84, un peu petit pour un gardien). Il n'est pas très rassurants dans ses sorties aériens et n'est pas très fort lorsque le ballon se dirige vers les coins hauts. Et comme je disais, le jeu de pieds de Lopes est terrible (voir pathétique), il ne sait pas distribuer le ballon proprement, et fait souvent des passes aux adversaires. C'est pour cette raison que quand Bosz vient d'arrivé chez nous, l'un des premiers recrues qu'il demande à nos dirigeants était Onana.
waxen palm
Finally here (a day late)
snow nacelle
Finally here (a day late)
Finally 😭
opal drift
I stood where you are rn a couple months ago
waxen palm
How surprising lol
tired hawk
Finally here (a day late)
It looks like that?
fallen adder
Yo is lens looking like they'll win
snow nacelle
It looks like that?
waxen palm
Not really lol
waxen palm
💀
tired hawk
Oh wait
waxen palm
Your ball knowledge is terrible
It's worse than terrible
tired hawk
My bad
waxen palm
Nah
tired hawk
I forgot
tired hawk
Uh alright
ebon creek
spark pivot
Just to see where to go if I attend a game
It’s a nice stadium, I like it. I’ve also been to the Stade Rennais and Stade Océane.
lyric wasp
ALLEZ EN NATIONAL 👋
weak viper
They should swap valenciennes and Troyes
modern citrus
They should swap valenciennes and Troyes
troyes is a shit team
I hope they go down
with their unexisting fanbase
newer than psg
open owl
They have no fans, no history
they had 8 away fans against us last year
lyric wasp
They should swap valenciennes and Troyes
agreed
minor loom
les supporters de l’OM ils aiment trop faire Correa
quand il se sera bien adapté au championnat
et qu’il sera en confiance
faudra pas retourner sa veste
weak viper
https://fxtwitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1720880463881839014 lineup already??
Auba still starting 😭
Otherwise good lineup
wooden wave
Kondogbia
lyric wasp
Et 1, et 2, et 3-0
sweet condor
3-0 ft trust
open owl
https://fxtwitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1720880463881839014 lineup already??
Wdym already? Match is 52 mins after the post
weak viper
Wdym already? Match is 52 mins after the post
You don't know OM's cm