ligue-1

[weak viper]

GOOALLL PAU

3-0

[austere valley]

lucky

[weak viper]

Boutaib

Why can't I watch the game 😭

[austere valley]

bordeaux are dominating

i mean all the great team are getting defeated this week

[waxen palm]

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1688630979445854209?t=-Cb0WZf4akrqrJMauhn6kw&s=19 now we know

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

Gonçalo Ramos portera le numéro 9️⃣ avec le PSG. ❤️💙

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Twitter · Aug 7, 2023, 7:19 PM

[wicked garden]

The most popular clubs in France

1. Paris Saint-Germain 187 million
2. Monaco 20.8 million
3. Olympique Marseille 18.3 million
4. Olympique Lyon 11.1 million
5. Lille 4.4 million

[weak viper]

what the fuck are these numbers

there are 68 million people in france

[wicked garden]

From around the world

[covert pecan]

@wicked garden has scored a goal and reached level 2! Image perms are available from level 3.

[weak viper]

oh ok

but this is on social media right?

the title would then be "the most popular french clubs on social media"

bordeaux lost 3-0 btw

[wicked garden]

Ok

[lyric wasp]

Monaco popular warra joke

[cloud bison]

Monaco 2016 diff

[lyric wasp]

They still can't put 5k ppl in their stadium

[open owl]

https://tenor.com/view/kranomia-klopp-happy-celebrate-gif-14221809

[raven forge]

https://twitter.com/Ligue1_ENG/status/1688626439338246144?s=20

Ligue 1 English (@Ligue1_ENG)

THE EAGLE HAS LANDED, GONÇALO RAMOS JOINS PSG 🇵🇹🦅

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Twitter · Aug 7, 2023, 7:01 PM

[ember hill]

wow

[austere valley]

saidou sow to rcsa

great talent

but asse

rip

the season is gonna be long

very long

[snow nacelle]

And dembele 7? 🤔

[leaden dragon]

yes

[snow nacelle]

[weak viper]

Dembele can't get number 7 if mbappe stays

[tacit notch]

Au vu du contexte je ne serai pas étonné qu'ils le lui retirent

[open owl]

Throwback frfr

Miss this ☹️

[snow nacelle]

This just gave me a major headache but I'm happy for you

[open owl]

i'm traumatized from that night but i loved it

[snow nacelle]

I can't rly tell what it is, is it the wc final?

[covert smelt]

sfs

[open owl]

Yas

It's Mbappe's 2nd goal

[snow nacelle]

Aha it was too blurry and shaky but I thought I saw a French flag

[snow nacelle]

LOVED IT

Must b different watching in France. I was in bali at a sports bar and surrounded by people in messi jerseys 💀

[weak viper]

?

[open owl]

Yess it was so amazing

[snow nacelle]

Bape 😍😍

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/Be_OM13/status/1688868052534796290 LAPORTE TO OM???

𝐁𝐞𝐎𝐌 (@Be_OM13)

🚨 Pablo Longoria et Manchester City sont en discussions sur un dossier du mercato qui n'a toujours pas filtré

🤔 Des idées ?

🗞️ @MarwanBelkacem

#TeamOM | #MercatOM

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Twitter · Aug 8, 2023, 11:01 AM

Haaland?

[open owl]

Pep Guardiola

[snow nacelle]

Haaland vs mbappe in L1

[weak viper]

No.

His playstyle is boring

[tacit notch]

Imagines c'est le retour de Kabore 💀

[open owl]

Ah.

[tacit notch]

Enfin non du coup vu qu'il a été prété ^^

[covert pecan]

@tacit notch has scored a goal and reached level 1! Image perms are available from level 3.

[weak viper]

Il était pas mauvais a la fin mais de toute façon il est deja à Luton town

[tacit notch]

En vrai Cancelo

Vous cherchez un arrière droit et ils veulent s'en débarasser

[weak viper]

trop cher je pense

on est deja sur maehle en plus

[sour shuttle]

are Bordeaux having issues or something

[weak viper]

They should've been in national (third tier of french football) last season

[sour shuttle]

they got beaten from Pau 3-0 yesterday and today they announced selling 3 players at once

so i think something is going wrong there

[weak viper]

Since they were bought by Gerard Lopez everything went wrong

If you ever see one of your clubs getting bought by him leave immediately

Same happened to excel Mouscron (I think) and Lille but not as much as those two

https://twitter.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1688919983953485824

𝐋𝐚 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐎𝐌 (@LaMinuteOM_)

▫️Comme mentionné par l’équipe et FootMercato ce matin, l’intérêt de l’Olympique de Marseille pour Wilson Isidor 🇫🇷 est réel.

▫️La saison 2022-2023 avec le Lokomotiv (10 buts et 5 passes décisives en 24 matchs toutes compétitions confondues).

#TeamOM | #MercatOM

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Twitter · Aug 8, 2023, 2:27 PM

[tacit notch]

C'est déjà bouché devant avec Auba, Vitinha et Ndiaye non ? 🤔

[weak viper]

C'est un ailier je crois

[tacit notch]

Tu es sûr ? Je crois qu'il évoluait plutôt au poste d'avant centre avec le Lokomotiv

[weak viper]

Il peut jouer buteur et ailier selon Transfermarkt

[tacit notch]

Ah ok je ne savais pas 👌

[sour shuttle]

didn't N'golo Kanté buy ROYAL EXCEL MOUSCRON ?

[weak viper]

No it was another club from belgium

[snow nacelle]

What, he has a club?!

[weak viper]

No not the entirety of it

Just some shares

[snow nacelle]

Oh lolol

[tacit notch]

C'est peut être pour ça qu'il est parti en Arabie Saoudite 🤭, il va pouvoir se faire énormément d'argent pour le réinvestir dans son club ensuite 🙃

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1688935912837615616

𝐋𝐚 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐎𝐌 (@LaMinuteOM_)

🛑 De la Fuente 🇺🇸 va partir en prêt du côté du Deportivo Eibar 🇪🇸 jusqu’à la fin de la saison. #TeamOM | #MercatOM

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Twitter · Aug 8, 2023, 3:31 PM

[sour shuttle]

i liked his first games for OM

[weak viper]

Me too

But I don't know what happened to him

[leaden dragon]

it doesn't seem like mbappe will stay

whatever happens, he knows what he's doing

bro playing the 4-d chess

[empty iris]

I hope he dont

I’m praying he leaves this summer

[leaden dragon]

I'm 50/50

as a psg fan, i hope he stays
however, as a mbappe fan, if he leaves, it's more opportunity for him

[empty iris]

If he stays hell play only to win himself awards, disrupt the team spirit + we dont get money

If he leaves we get money to pay off dembouz and kolo and maybe get barcola

And we can focus on rebuild

And like that mbappe drama is avoided and there is (hopefully) 1 diva on the team

Which is fine

[snow nacelle]

Mbappe must go

[waxen palm]

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1688985254801895424?t=_huExFMMx62pM-D4JP15ig&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 Dès demain, Abdou Diallo 🇸🇳 quittera le « loft » du PSG et s'entraînera avec le groupe de Luis Enrique.

(@B_Quarez / @FabriceHawkins)

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Twitter · Aug 8, 2023, 6:47 PM

W decision

[lyric saffron]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1688991472924696576?s=12&t=HEVgELxkozCJYexaRIdS2w

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

AS Roma are waiting for PSG answer on Renato Sanches deal. Last bid sent is for loan move until June 2024 plus option to buy clause not mandatory 🟡🔴🇵🇹

It’s up to Paris Saint-Germain as they always asked for obligation.

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Twitter · Aug 8, 2023, 7:12 PM

[waxen palm]

Ngl gives more opportunity to the youngsters

[leaden dragon]

ye

[open owl]

https://twitter.com/mohamedterparis/status/1688839870708346881
Finally a realistic prono

Mohamed TOUBACHE-TER (@MohamedTERParis)

À 3 jrs du début du Championnat de @Ligue1UberEats, mon prono Classement 23/24 (mercato pas terminé)

1/ OM
2/ Rennes
3/ PSG
4/ Lille
5/ MHSC
6/ Monaco
7/ Lens
8/ Nice
9/ RCSA
10/ OL
11/ Lorient
12/ Reims
13/ Clermont
14/ Metz
15/ Brest
16/ Nantes
17/ Toulouse
18/ HAC

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Twitter · Aug 8, 2023, 9:09 AM

[austere valley]

Ahhh ce bon vieux momo

[tacit notch]

Reims et Strasbourg ça va être fort cette saison

[torn marsh]

I'll take it

[covert smelt]

🚨 L'om porte un intérêt sur Wilson Isidor 🚨

En effet l'équipe à affirmé cet intérêt hier matin.

Wilson Isidor est un jeune joueur français évoluant au poste d'avant centre en France U21 et au Loko Moscou ( Club de 1ere division russe ).

Les statistiques de Wilson sont correct, son style de jeu c'est la profondeur en lob 90 % de ses actions sont des passes ou tirs lobés.

Via Transfermarkt sa valeur est estimé à 6m

Que pensez vous de ce joueur ?

[weak viper]

Tu le dis un peu trop tard mais pas grave

D'ailleurs c'est con car tu peux même pas marquer la traduction de late en français car c'est une insulte en anglais

[waxen palm]

wtf

[waxen palm]

Momo is on some smoking things lately

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1689208444438347776?s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 Ousmane Dembélé passera sa visite médicale DEMAIN ou VENDREDI MATIN avec le PSG ! 🔴🔵🩺

(@AbdellahBoulma)

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Twitter · Aug 9, 2023, 9:34 AM

[small rain]

We know

[waxen palm]

Not everyone knows

[covert smelt]

Dembele finna be a big flop

He will get injured in his first debut

[waxen palm]

Hopefully not

But he will get injured when the UCL knockout stages will begin

Like Neymar

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1689238636137504768?t=epIWV3cysmQBR7kNZNIqSg&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Everton have concrete interest in Hugo Ekitike. Told negotiation will take place over loan deal with buy option clause that can become mandatory 🔵🇫🇷

Terms of the deal and numbers not discussed yet, still at early stages with both PSG and player side.

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Twitter · Aug 9, 2023, 11:34 AM

[tired hawk]

Yeah

Classic

[covert smelt]

I feel like ney finna smoke this season since ronaldo and messi are gone from european football

Iyk what i mean

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/Be_OM13/status/1689245776231190528

𝐁𝐞𝐎𝐌 (@Be_OM13)

🚨Jordan Veretout 🇫🇷 a reçu une offre en provenance d’un grand club Italien !

👉 Pas de décision prise pour le moment !

🗞️ @ZiadFakhri_

#TeamOM | #MercatOM

Twitter · Aug 9, 2023, 12:02 PM

You can buy him

[covert smelt]

Moi aussi ça m'est arrivé 😭

[covert smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-ssh-manchester-united-mufc-shush-gif-10178656

[covert smelt]

15m minimum j'espère

[weak viper]

Oui

[covert smelt]

Après cormment on va faire pendantr la can ?

[weak viper]

Je sais pas

On a rongier et guendouzi

Mais personne en remplacement si veretout part

[covert smelt]

Oui après y'a les jeunes

Mais c'a risque d'impacter négativement la saison

Ça *

[weak viper]

Normalement t'as soglo aussi

De base c'est un milieu central

Après kondo c'est pas sur qu'il va à la can

[covert smelt]

Il est de quel nationalité ?

[weak viper]

Mbemba aussi

[weak viper]

Qui

[covert smelt]

En tout cas latéral gauche je valides

[covert smelt]

Soglo

[weak viper]

Il est anglais

[covert smelt]

Mais c'est un congolais

[weak viper]

Oui mais c'est pas sûr qu'ils se qualifient je crois

[covert smelt]

Yes!

[weak viper]

La RD Congo ils sont premiers de leur groupe mais ils sont pas sûr d'être qualifiés

[covert smelt]

Parcontre pour les offres faut faire attention y'a bcp de fake news

[weak viper]

T'inquiète je sais

Je partage que les fiables

[covert smelt]

Aaah OK parc qu'ils sont pas très forts ?

[covert smelt]

Ah bah déjà ça veut dire qu'on a Aubameyang ?

[waxen palm]

Faut qu'on se qualifie

[weak viper]

Il reste un match

[covert smelt]

Ah OK j'ai compris tout peut se jouer sur se match c'est ça ?

[weak viper]

C'est ça

[covert smelt]

Ah tout moment le Congo et Gabon perdent

Ça nous arrange mais bon

Niveau mental mieux vaut gagner la can que de jouer en Ligue 1

[weak viper]

La RDC joue contre le Soudan et le Gabon contre la Mauritanie

Donc oui

Pourquoi j'ai pas le même classement sur sofascore

[waxen palm]

Ils se trompent là oui

[weak viper]

Sofascore ou wikipedia

[waxen palm]

Y'a 2 pts entre le 1er et le 4e

Du coup c'est sofascore

[weak viper]

Ok

[covert smelt]

https://twitter.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1689267993895710730?t=EdLWHZiOwf3KPQbRviO46A&s=19 @weak viper

[weak viper]

franchement y aurait pas la can je l'aurai direct vendu

c'est le plus gros salaire et c'est loin d'etre le meilleur joueur de l'equipe

[covert smelt]

Ça fait économiser mais après je trouve qu'il est très utile

Perso pour un top 4 italien je le cède pas pour moins de 20m

[weak viper]

il est pas irremplacable non plus

[covert smelt]

Oui

[weak viper]

au moins 15 pour moi

[covert smelt]

C'est surtout qu'il est sous côté

[covert smelt]

Au début 15 ça me suffisait mais la c'est top 4 italien on a juste besoin de Pablo pour les nego et puis parfait

[wintry swift]

https://twitter.com/psg_chief/status/1689298566554984449?s=46
@waxen palm banter club 😭

PSG Chief (@psg_chief)

🚨🚨According to recent reports, Luis Campos and Luis Enrique have informed ;

Marco Verratti,
Neymar Jr,
Hugo Ekitike,
Juan Bernat and
Renato Sanches

that they are not counting on them this season..✍️ @FabriceHawkins #PSG

This Club man!!!🤦🏿‍♂️

Twitter · Aug 9, 2023, 3:32 PM

Wait actually no

Verratti literally bottles every ucl

Neymar is injured 90% of the time

[opal drift]

These are very bold decisions

[waxen palm]

ironic from a Barca fan

but yeah it's been like that

[weak viper]

Finally I can talk

[tacit notch]

Gl pour votre match @weak viper

[weak viper]

Merci

[tacit notch]

Balerdi à la place de Mbemba 🫣

[weak viper]

Allez l'OM

[weak viper]

Il a fait une bonne prepa

[tacit notch]

Veretout à la place de Rongier

[weak viper]

Tant qu'il fait pas d'erreur il est bon

[tacit notch]

Ah, si tu le dis, je n'ai pas trop suivi 👌

[weak viper]

Rongier est bien meilleur

A chaque fois il commence remplaçant mais après l'entraîneur se rend compte qu'il est très bon

[tacit notch]

Oui justement, c'est pour ça que ça m'étonne de le voir sur le banc 😅

[weak viper]

Btw I will talk about the game in #other-european-leagues

[waxen palm]

https://twitter.com/psgcommunity_/status/1689326654848475161?t=3F71hMEEURbg-n0e8toWPQ&s=19

PSG COMMUNITY (@psgcommunity_)

🚨 Lee Kang-In devrait être titulaire face à Lorient ce week-end, tout comme Gonçalo Ramos.

Le XI probable d’après @lequipe ⤵️

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Twitter · Aug 9, 2023, 5:23 PM

WZE and Lee 🧑‍🍳

[lyric saffron]

https://twitter.com/psghub/status/1689346574860619776?s=12&t=HEVgELxkozCJYexaRIdS2w

PSGhub (@PSGhub)

(🌕) JUST IN: Neymar’s clan are in negotiations with Al-Hilal, and have received a very substantial offer. The Brazilian asked to leave. Paris and Al-Hilal have been in contact since their interest in Marco Verratti. @bruno_salomon @JulienFroment 🚨🇧🇷

Twitter · Aug 9, 2023, 6:43 PM

[cloud bison]

ah punaise

[covert smelt]

@weak viper je pardonne turpin perso regarde celui là

[weak viper]

Non y aura jamais pire que turpin

[covert smelt]

Heureusement que l'arbitre n'arbitre pas en Ligue 1 car sinon c'est pire que turpin

PTN @weak viper

Ça casse les pieds

[waxen palm]

https://twitter.com/FootRoumain/status/1689352963418959872?s=20 LMFAO NO WAY

Foot Roumain 🇷🇴 (@FootRoumain)

Pour info, Istvan Kovacs est le pire arbitre roumain en activité et ce depuis très longtemps :

• Insultes aux joueurs
• Soupçons de corruption
• Mépris de ses collègues (sources perso)
• Donne des interviews à des médias séparatistes
• Les gros bras la chatte à Popeye

#TeamOM

Twitter · Aug 9, 2023, 7:08 PM

[covert smelt]

Verratti would do well not staying amongst fans that don't want him in the first place

So it works out well in the end if it's true

[weak viper]

No wonder why he was always whistling for pana now

[night tulip]

Wtf you mean „clan“

[errant flare]

Panathinaikos won 1-0 against Marseille in the 3rd qualifying round for the Champions League. The vice-champion of Greece hosted bronze medalists France in the capital of his country. Panathinaikos have an advance before the clash in France. What can you say? Marseille, which is the favorite to advance to the group stage of the Champions League from its path, does not present a good game and already in the 1st match this season in European cups fails. However, this match was not so black and white. If anywhere Marseille were to seek comfort, it would be that they lost a goal playing in ten. However, it must be admitted that it was the hosts who were expected to score more goals than the guests, even though before the match it was Marseille was the favorite of the meeting. Panathinaikos was on the ball much longer than Marseille, created 3 times more chances, attacked more. Panathinaikos can also be happy with its effectiveness. They had 1 shot on goal which was crucial to the victory. There were few different throws, but Panathinaikos had more opportunities. In the end Greeks can talk about success by winning against such a great brand as Marseille, although it was not thrilling football. The players of the match were three defenders Panathinaikos. The first is the right defender Juankar, who went down in the 79th minute for... Filip Mladenović. You have to appreciate the game of Tina Jedvaja playing in the center of midfield on the left side on a par with Juankar. At the very end, there is a 21-year-old young man - Giorgios Viagannidis, i.e. the left defender of the Greek side. It was his debut in the Champions League and he has already managed to present himself at a high level.

Match progress:
65' Geoffrey Kondogbia (2nd yellow card)
[1]:0 - 83' Bernard ( Fotis Ioannidis)

[broken iris]

what's going on in Bordeaux?

[open owl]

you play ligue 1 games on your youtube channel bro who are you kidding https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvOCWg4NIgo

[west isle]

On the irony hahah

[fierce sonnet]

Caught in 8k

[west isle]

and plays as PSG too

[fierce sonnet]

Lolllpp

[west isle]

sure you were joking....

[opal bridge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/15moc51/bruno_andrade_doha_has_ordered_that_kylian_mbappé/

Mbappe is going to ensure no one will want to play for PSG when this is all done without a massive paycheck

[hard granite]

PSG is so done for lmao

[snow nacelle]

Did you write this?

[fierce sonnet]

PS***G

[covert smelt]

Alors pire que turpin ?

En 3 matchs il a mit 21 cartons jaunes

[opal drift]

You fell in his trap to promote his youtube channel lol

[opal drift]

https://tenor.com/view/chat-gpt-gif-14690479017210555424

[fierce sonnet]

Lol

[night tulip]

I wonder if he’s excluded from training too

[open owl]

I'm not Kim Kardashian I don't think my reaction is gonna get him loads of views & subs 😅

[open owl]

🚨 Ladies and gentlemen the greatest league in Europe comes back tomorrow.

I think Premier League starts tomorrow too

[weak viper]

Oh yeah national starting tomorrow

[open owl]

Yess can't wait for Dijon-Rouen

[waxen palm]

[errant flare]

yes

[snow nacelle]

Oic. If I may ask, where are you from?

[errant flare]

Poland

[ember hill]

https://twitter.com/lepetitlillois/status/1689593212820676608?s=46&t=TEoplLQhN4UnMHihGO5IAg

Le Petit Lillois ⚜️ (@LePetitLillois)

OFFICIEL : Ignacio Miramon est un Dogue !

Le milieu argentin de 20 ans arrive de Gimnasia La Plata est s'est engagé jusqu'en juin 2028 avec le LOSC. Bienvenido Nacho !

Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 11:03 AM

[waxen palm]

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1689602373654548480?t=cES5lSkhc2EugpFhUZiy0Q&s=19 noooooooo

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨🚨 Kylian Mbappé NE REJOINDRA PAS le Real Madrid cet été ! ❌

Il a décidé de rester au PSG quoi qu’il arrive, annonce @le_Parisien_PSG !

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Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 11:39 AM

[snow nacelle]

What no way is this legit

[weak viper]

he won't play for a whole year

[tired hawk]

Like i said

He isn’t leaving

[snow nacelle]

Kylian!!!!!!!

[tacit notch]

Il a donc décidé de sacrifier un an de carrière pour de l'argent

[snow nacelle]

I won't believe it until it's official

[snow nacelle]

But he looks damn adorable here lol

[tired hawk]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1689602548255092739?s=46&t=4ocFZne6LAg2V6TrewguMQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Ousmane Dembélé has completed the medical tests as new PSG player — he’s set to be unveiled by end of the week.

Done, sealed. Saga over 🔴🔵🇫🇷

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Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 11:40 AM

[waxen palm]

nah fuck off he's acting

[tired hawk]

He can be an actor

[waxen palm]

well he won both awards so you can't be blame him

[snow nacelle]

This le parisien source is legit?

[snow nacelle]

Ok, cool, hi

[waxen palm]

https://tenor.com/view/gattuso-malakia-lei-sometimes-maybe-shit-gif-25644262

[snow nacelle]

Every page is repeating this news now and I'm worried lol

[cloud bison]

Chère compratriote,

selon-vous quelle a été la meilleure équipe de tous les temps dans le championnat français ?

[weak viper]

OM evidemment

st etienne deuxieme

[cloud bison]

Quelle année pour OM

[weak viper]

you know you can speak english too

because that answer doesn't make sense with your question

[cloud bison]

Attends pour de vrai ?

Ah ouais la parti Selon vous ce traduis pas en anglais

[open owl]

Mbappé in French NT: 😍
Mbappé in clubs: 🤮

[snow nacelle]

Actually, it doesn't make sense

Psg can sell him even if he doesn't want to go, can't they?

[open owl]

Well if he doesn't wanna go how u gonna force him to play for a club that pays?

How u gonna convince a club to pay 150M for a player that doesn't want to go to that club

[waxen palm]

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1689614453598212097?t=s4wjtr_qh-u0Jby5p0YQMA&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 Le PSG a pris des renseignements auprès de Montpellier pour un éventuel transfert d’Elye Wahi.

(@footmercato)

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Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 12:27 PM

[open owl]

35M and he's yours

We'll pay for the TGV too

[snow nacelle]

Gimme his number, I'll try

[open owl]

Probably a 07

[snow nacelle]

😤😤

[lyric saffron]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1689645916020760578?s=12&t=HEVgELxkozCJYexaRIdS2w

[snow nacelle]

I'm going to die. today is cursed

[fierce sonnet]

W

[lyric saffron]

https://twitter.com/themadridzone/status/1689726881426280449?s=12&t=HEVgELxkozCJYexaRIdS2w that is hilarious😭😭

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨🌕| CONFIRMED: PSG told Kylian Mbappé today that if he leaves for free, their financial situation will be so bad that they'll have to FIRE their employees. @canalplus #rmalive

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Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 7:54 PM

[waxen palm]

This club is so funny

But we'll see now if Kylian really cares about money or not

Act 1 was done

Act 2 gonna decide

[snow nacelle]

What's act 1 and act 2?

I hope we do well this weekend

[waxen palm]

Act 1 was end of season 21/22

Now this is act 2

Well ngl they had their interest in the past

[snow nacelle]

Honestly I'm convinced it's his parents but idgi

[waxen palm]

But this is so much bigger now

[snow nacelle]

Yeah this time is the worst

If he stays I don't know what to say

[waxen palm]

Bro will not play I'm sure of it, I'm glad the club has finally acted like that

The problem is

[snow nacelle]

PROBLEM IS I'm not sure

[waxen palm]

IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE

[snow nacelle]

Pls don't give in 😭😭

I'll have to hide my face

[waxen palm]

lmfao

Well it's done now lmfao

Finally L1 is back tommorow

Starting with a good Nice Lille

[waxen palm]

https://twitter.com/psgcommunity_/status/1683156340514889728?t=RiNimTMk0oFi9RyxiGaTWQ&s=19 fuck off lmfao

PSG COMMUNITY (@psgcommunity_)

🆕🚨 INFO @PSGCOMMUNITY_

✔️ Priorité numéro 1 de Luis Enrique, Harry Kane est de plus en plus tenté par le projet parisien.

✔️ Daniel Levy n’est pas disposé à négocier avec le Bayern Munich qui devrait donc se rabattre sur Dusan Vlahovic.

✔️ Daniel Levy est prêt à céder son…

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Twitter · Jul 23, 2023, 4:45 PM

[cloud bison]

Bro what now

[waxen palm]

nah that was from July

just to confirm this account is fraudulent

[open owl]

https://fxtwitter.com/allezpaillade/status/1689699284411707392 ALLEZ MICHEL ALLEZ

[snow nacelle]

Really? I thought they're usually quite good. We'll see with the bape situation, this guy keeps repeating that he announced since 23 June that bape is leaving this summer.

[west isle]

I forgot that it was tomorrow. I have something to look forward to then

[leaden dragon]

@weak viper what are your thoughts on this first leg

[leaden dragon]

same i forgot too

well for me tmrw

I'm guessing for you guys today

[west isle]

think we play Saturday?

or Sunday idk

[leaden dragon]

@west isle if you don't mind me asking, you'd u get the football ambassador role?

[west isle]

it's a Patreon thing

[weak viper]

We sucked

That's all I can say

We weren't helped by the ref too

[weary latch]

Ligue 1 opening day

🔥

Nice vs lille

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/domstoujours/status/1689692766333173760

🇸🇳 (@domstoujours)

Istvan Kovacs vs Marseille

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▶ Play video

Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 5:38 PM

[snow nacelle]

Omg wait I'm dumb

I thought it was a friendly!!!!

[weak viper]

No it wasn't

[snow nacelle]

Ya I only just realised omg ouch

Can it be saved, you think?

[snow nacelle]

Wth

[weak viper]

Yh but we first have to win tomorrow against reims

[snow nacelle]

I'm just going into this season with equanimity. Everything is hell at psg and rma.

I think bayern will win ucl

[open owl]

🥹 Ligue 1 returns CE SOIR!

https://fxtwitter.com/actufoot_/status/1689759007370571776

• Champion de France ?: Rennes
• Meilleur buteur ?: G. Ramos tout de même
• Meilleur passeur ?: Cabella, Bourigeaud...
• Le club surprise ?: MONT-PE-LLIER Europe
• Les relégués ?: Nantes, Metz, Brest

[minor loom]

WEEEE

Allez l’OM

[covert smelt]

Je suis trop hype franchement la ligue 1 on fait un bon Mercato

[covert smelt]

Oeeee

[minor loom]

look at my friend

[minor loom]

oh t’es francais MDRRR

[minor loom]

t’es français toi ?

[covert smelt]

Champion de France : Marseille

Meilleur buteur : Vitinha ou Sanchez s'il il rejoint l'om

Meilleur passeur : rongier

Club surprise : le Havre

Relégués : Metz, Psg, Clermont

[minor loom]

MDRR

[covert smelt]

Oui

[minor loom]

sanchez revient pas oublie

[covert smelt]

Je suis 1er degré pour le psg

[minor loom]

mais tu sais que c’est chaud

[covert smelt]

Bah selon un gros média il va revenir

[minor loom]

le psg ils ont l’équipe au rb leipzig

[minor loom]

sa a été démenti

[covert smelt]

Mais parceque c'est sûrement sa seul solution 😬

[covert smelt]

Par qui ?

[minor loom]

oui à croire on est une solution de rechange

[covert smelt]

D'ailleurs askip y'a rien eu avec le torino et Ruslan

[minor loom]

la minute OM ils ont dit y a 0 contacte entre longoria et sanchez

[minor loom]

je veux l’envoyer à beşiktaş

[covert smelt]

Mince

[covert smelt]

Oui y'a besiktas qui sont dessus

[minor loom]

torino c’est des pinces

[covert smelt]

Perso faudrait le faire partir en prêt car c'est un très bon joeur

Il met des belles frappes comme Ounahi

[minor loom]

c’est un bon joueur en serie A il était bon mais il a du cafouillage

en plus ses premiers matchs ils étaient excellents

c’est dommage

[covert smelt]

Ouu

Oui

[weak viper]

Oui

[covert smelt]

https://twitter.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1689661668035317760?t=aieGcjjUoXlj5bh-JGWkFw&s=33

Ah bah Ruslan n'ira pas en Turquie

Pg il est bon je trouves

[weak viper]

Ben pour l'instant il est pas bon à l'om

[minor loom]

il va aller en Italie c’est sur

[weak viper]

Il a juste fait un bon match contre nice mais c'est tout

Et il a marqué contre le q$g

[minor loom]

de toute façon si ils veulent recruter isidor faut qu’il dégage

[weak viper]

Oui il va aller à torino

[minor loom]

cengiz sont transfert au fener il est entrain de se finaliser

[torn marsh]

I knew I just knew it

[covert smelt]

If mbappe don’t leave he won’t play 1 single game the whole next season

[waxen palm]

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1689977965696684032?t=8HK8_dXvnN63ffps-lFCvA&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 Habib Diallo est sur le point de signer en Arabie Saoudite 🇸🇦 !

Le joueur est tombé d'accord avec Al Shabab.

Une offre de 18 M€ a été formulée à Strasbourg. 💰

(@footmercato)

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Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 12:31 PM

[covert smelt]

Harry already landed in Munich

[waxen palm]

I know lmfao

Just proving that PSG Community is finished

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1689997723334844417

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 Wissam Ben Yedder est 𝐌𝐈𝐒 𝐄𝐍 𝐄𝐗𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐍 pour viol, tentative de viol et agression sexuelle.

Le joueur de l'AS Monaco est accusé par deux femmes d'avoir abusé d'elles.

(@Nice_Matin)

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 1:50 PM

[fierce sonnet]

PSG is gone

[minor loom]

no mbappe will leave psg 90% sure

[covert smelt]

Nah he won’t he said I’m not leaving and the team said our team will be broke bc of y he said idc I will stey

So that’s mean he won’t leave

[minor loom]

lui il est dans la merde meme Monaco déjà qu’ils ont Embolo blessé en plus peut être ils vont pas pouvoir utilisé Ben yedder

[minor loom]

the problem is that different media say different things in France they say he's staying in Spain they say he's leaving

[covert smelt]

He might leave but nah I don’t think so

[minor loom]

looks like he wants to get back at the psg and make as much money as possible

[covert smelt]

Lol he might sign new contract u never know 😂

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1690027470186012672?s=61&t=MWbKZsOmZ5jFiF1qvFq2ug

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Cengiz Ünder to Fenerbahçe, here we go! Agreement reached with OM on a permanent transfer — deal now being completed 🚨🟡🔵 #Fener #OM

Ünder, prepared to travel for medical tests soon. Follows Fred as new signing for Fener.

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Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 3:48 PM

goodbye under

thanks again for breaking the curse against bordeaux and lyon

[opal drift]

Under 17

I will never forget the meme

[minor loom]

thierry henry il danse mieux qu’il entraîne et sa s’est terrifiant

[leaden dragon]

when does Coupe de France start

[weak viper]

It depends on the region

In my region it starts the 27th of august

[leaden dragon]

wdym by that

[weak viper]

Well in the first rounds there are only teams from each region facing clubs from the same region

That's why the dates are different in each region

[leaden dragon]

Ohh I see

the amateur clubs, you mean?

[weak viper]

Because each region doesn't have the same amount of clubs as others

[weak viper]

Yh

[leaden dragon]

Okay

[waxen palm]

Wdym gone

It's still existing

[snow nacelle]

Chin up chin up

[covert smelt]

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1690055556474585088?t=-wfGd35pWHq83f_sbXEDuA&s=19

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive)

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: French footballer Wissam Ben Yedder has been charged with rape, attempted rape, and sexual assault.

(Source: BBC Sport)

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Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 5:40 PM

[snow nacelle]

Whatever happened to Hakimi's case?

[weak viper]

National officially started

[waxen palm]

Bro 💀 I thought you knew

Has been dropped off, not enough evidence against him

[leaden dragon]

yes division 3 (national) has started

[weak viper]

I didn't know either tbh

[leaden dragon]

😲

[weak viper]

im watching marignane game

[west isle]

i saw this....

just.....ugh

[snow nacelle]

Oh I didn't know that, I thought it was an ongoing case but it went silent

[weak viper]

is there any people in the world that support goal fc

like who would support that club

[waxen palm]

Goal FC?

Tf bruh

[weak viper]

yh

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Ouest_Association_Lyonnaise_Football_Club

[waxen palm]

Eh bah ça

[weak viper]

en plus ils ont même pas 30 ans

[waxen palm]

Je sais pas comment ils ont fait pour arriver jusqu'en National mais respect

À voir pour la suite

[weak viper]

nice vs lille starting soon

[snow nacelle]

Wheeeee

[weak viper]

btw marignane are losing 1-0

pls lille win

KICKOFF OF THE 2023/2024 LIGUE 1 SEASON!

[waxen palm]

HERE WE GO!

[open owl]

Goal Laborde

First goal of the season!

[ember hill]

No

NO

NO

[open owl]

I did NOT expect Nice to be this on fire

[waxen palm]

Well well well

[open owl]

They flopped last season but I thought they'd stay there lol

[waxen palm]

2-0 but offside

Wtf is happening

[open owl]

Yeah this is...

[snow nacelle]

Lol

[open owl]

Never judge a team from the first few games of the season but it's hard not to rn

Lille dominated the first I'd say 5-6 minutes

Then it was all Nice so far

[dusty grail]

noo lille

[dusty grail]

dont do it for monaco

we have 0 signings

except salisu

[open owl]

Yeah there's still 3 weeks left of the window

[dusty grail]

and ben yedder has just been charged with grape

so

we start the season with boadu or volland up front..

[weak viper]

im back

how's the game so far

what a save by bulka

almost pen

for nice

+3'

HT

1-0

[weak viper]

haraldsson looks like a very good youngster

diakité almost gave away a goal

[minor loom]

c’est le premier match de la saison mais les deux je les trouves pas fous vrmt

y a pas offside les mecs là

[weak viper]

tu sais y a un mot en francais pour ca

sinon c'est vrai qu'en deuxieme mi temps c bof la

[minor loom]

c’était une ref mdrrr

[minor loom]

lille c’est pas trop sa meme en phrase offensive s’est pas un peu comme l’année dernière y a bcp de gâchis technique et de mésentente

[weak viper]

ah ben j'avais pas la ref

[open owl]

That was so fkn close

Nice playing a back 3 for the entire preseason & just showing up to Ligue 1 with a back 4

Bro playing chess

[weak viper]

the stadium is so empty (as always)

lille miss too many passes

GOOOALLL

1-1

[open owl]

GOAL Lille

Allez

[weak viper]

DIAKITE

[ember hill]

GOOLLLL

[open owl]

They definitely don't deserve to lose they played good 2nd half

FT at the Riviera my friends

[leaden dragon]

First game of the season done

[open owl]

Bro the LIGUE 1 MUSIC is so good

[leaden dragon]

Fr tho

[open owl]

I be waiting for halves to end just to hear it

Allez à demain mes potos

[leaden dragon]

à demain

[weak viper]

did it change?

[waxen palm]

Nice got what they deserved for missing so much

[waxen palm]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1690121083427414016?t=qJTTbdqFS3d-8Wg9XdhFEg&s=19

Fabrizio Romano on Twitter

PSG sources confirm Ousmane Dembélé finally signed the contract as new Paris Saint-Germain player until June 2028 🔴🔵🇫🇷

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 10:00 PM

[lyric wasp]

Une petite pandémie pour arrêter le championnat MTN 😊😊

[open owl]

Nop I see this every match

[open owl]

Ça va vous avez pas si mal joué

[lyric wasp]

Justement il faut arreter le championnat mtn vu quon est permier

[errant flare]

Nice and Lille drew 1:1 in the 1st round of Ligue 1. So the ninth team of the previous Ligue 1 season and the fifth team, i.e. Lille, awaited the start of competition in the Europa Conference League in the play-off phase of the qualifiers. However, it was difficult to indicate the favorite for this match, because both Nice and Lille were teams that are on a similar level. A draw therefore seems to be a fair solution to these doubts, but the result of the meeting was settled only in 2nd-half injury time, when Lille equalized. Lille, which had to wait a long time to score, can be more happy with this result. It was the first match of this season Ligue 1, including the first goals and yellow cards. Nice will play Lorient in the second round, and Lille will play Nantes. With this being the first game of the season, Lille is top of the table with Nice just behind them in the table, but the odds of that changing by the end of the matchday are almost certain. Nice goal was defended in this match Marcin Bułka, intervened 4 times. The man of the match was Bafode Diakite, the center defender of Lille on the right, the scorer of the equalizing goal for Lille.

Match progress:
[1]:0 - 18' Gaetan Laborde ( Terem Moffi) (Nice)
1:[1] - 90+3' Bafode Diakite ( Angel Gomes) (Lille)

[waxen palm]

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1690139000810397696?t=UnwqI5JQQOTyQyx2fkfRgA&s=19

Actu Foot on Twitter

Joyeux anniversaire au Paris Saint-Germain qui fête aujourd'hui ses 53 ans. 🔴🔵

Et ce n’est que le début de l’histoire…

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 11:11 PM

[maiden pike]

any yous support lens

[ember hill]

🤮

[maiden pike]

^
i hate yous all

[covert smelt]

Ben yedder

[waxen palm]

https://vxtwitter.com/PSG_inside/status/1690279512661987328?t=9VcTiXL4Gn6ebFsqPgRX7Q&s=19

Finally official

[lyric wasp]

🤮🤮🤮

[weak viper]

The two french clubs with the most UCL final appearances are playing today

Also we don't even have the list of available players and the game starts in less than 6 hours

[waxen palm]

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1690293332021284864?t=F_5jf_gbB16ZBQZymYquoQ&s=19

Actu Foot on Twitter

Ousmane Dembélé portera le numéro 2️⃣3️⃣ avec le PSG. ❤️💙

📸 @PSG_inside

Twitter · Aug 12, 2023, 9:25 AM

[snow nacelle]

Oh my god he has 0 intention of leaving

[weak viper]

bro that's called communication

it's the same when hernandez said that he likes paris now

[minor loom]

big flop for paris this season

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1690309842869600256

Olympique de Marseille on Twitter

Les 2️⃣1️⃣ joueurs sélectionnés par 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒐 🇪🇸 pour cette première journée de @Ligue1UberEats 🔵⚪️ #OMSDR

Twitter · Aug 12, 2023, 10:30 AM

Finally

we must win this game

[minor loom]

a tout moment ils nous mettent toure titulaire parce que longoria veut pas de mbemba mdrrr

[coral dust]

Troyes forward Wilson Odobert has signed for Burnley

[weak viper]

Marcelino a dit que mbemba allait jouer

Maehle signed with Wolfsburg

So he won't come to OM

[minor loom]

je leur fait pas confiance du tout même si je pense aussi qu’il va jouer mais Mbemba il est clairement poussé vers la sortit tout comme Guendouzi alors que c’est 2 joueurs excellent qui ont du caractère et qui connaissent l’équipe et qui peuvent porter l’équipe vers l’avant

[stuck lintel]

mendy will maybe play today right?

[open owl]

Aaahhh je pensais que t'avais peur de commencer à perdre genre 😂

[weak viper]

maybe

[weak viper]

apres longoria a dit que y a des clubs qui le voulaient mais qu'il allait rester

because there are a lot of people who watch ligue 1

maybe not you

and because it's a top 5 league as of now

also you're probably getting at least muted for what you just said

[minor loom]

and why are you here clochard

[minor loom]

ouais mais il est quand même resté vague sur le sujet il a pas apporté de précision sur son importance etc

après peut être qu’il est pas prêt physiquement pour jouer un gros matchs puisqu’il a joué 0 match de prépa

[weak viper]

ben il est rentré quand meme a chaque fois

[minor loom]

mais le soucis c’est que ce raisonnement marcherai si les autres joueurs de l’équipe étaient prêts ce qui n’est pas le cas

[minor loom]

oui je dis pas le contraire je suis pas un mec qui insulte Balerdi etc je trouve qu’il a fait une bonne fin de saison une bonne prépa et un bon match contre le pana de manière générale mais pour moi mbemba il doit rentrer bien avant qu’on se prenne le but

sa faisais déjà 5 min on encaisse les occasions l’équipe elle était frileuse

il rentre tjrs pour 2 min

pk j’ai parlé de balerdi ptdrr

[weak viper]

parce qu'il nous traumatise souvent

[weak viper]

according to l'equipe mughe and harit will start alongside rongier and soglo

(it's l'equipe so there are chances it's fake)

[open owl]

Also according to L'Equipe https://twitter.com/allezpaillade/status/1690332541671059456

AllezPaillade.com on Twitter

Montpellier refuse 33m€ (bonus compris) pour Elye Wahi de l'Eintracht Francfort, selon @lequipe !

West Ham ne devrait pas tarder à surenchérir d'après le quotidien sportif.

#teamMHSC #MHSC 🔷️🔶️ https://t.co/MniepcICWT

Twitter · Aug 12, 2023, 12:00 PM

ON SE FAIT PAS MARCHER DESSUS

LETS FKN GOOOOO

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1690364644689338370

Olympique de Marseille on Twitter

🅒🅞🅜🅟🅞 #OMSDR 🔵⚪️

Le XI concocté par Marcelino pour débuter cette saison de @Ligue1UberEats face à Reims ⚡️

Twitter · Aug 12, 2023, 2:08 PM

Cette compo est magnifique

Par contre pourquoi il continue à mettre ounahi milieu gauche

C'est pas comme si on avait harit et sarr

[drowsy chasm]

un lien pour OM-REIMS ?

[torn marsh]

Aw what let auba start

Ounahi starting , il take it

[weak viper]

Because he sucked in his game against pana

[torn marsh]

Ah fair enough

[weak viper]

KICKOFF!

[sweet condor]

All in on Marseille

[weary umbra]

Le mao

[weak viper]

Goal reims

0-1

Nice goal

[open owl]

GOALLLLL

ahhahahahah

[weak viper]

Mbemba error

[open owl]

bro noo

[dusty grail]

GOAL

HAHAHAA

MARSEILLE WINNING THE LEAGUE?

HUH?

[open owl]

how did this happen

nah it's ok

[torn marsh]

Oh wow

[open owl]

first 10 mins of GD1

[weak viper]

Monaco won't win it either

[open owl]

but

[dusty grail]

who said so

[open owl]

Monaco relegated homie

[waxen palm]

LMFAOOOOOO

[open owl]

Everyone putting Montpellier at 16th like what.

[dusty grail]

our transfer market isnt done yet

[waxen palm]

WHATTTTT

[open owl]

we are not playing any playoffs

[dusty grail]

we’re buying balogun

[weak viper]

Bro Reims is a good team

We usually struggle against them

[open owl]

Reims is good

[open owl]

Yea

SdR is very underrated

[waxen palm]

Ik but Marseille should be better

[torn marsh]

Im not watching the game. Is that new Japanese player playing for Reims?

[open owl]

Forreal

Auba coming on 2nd half?

[waxen palm]

Not good for Wednesday

[open owl]

he's not new

[weak viper]

Not ito

[torn marsh]

I thought they just signed some Japanese player

[open owl]

Ahhh

[weak viper]

Another one

[open owl]

Then I don't know acc

Keito Nakamura

yea he's on the bench @torn marsh

@weak viper did u see what ndiaye was called

Mafé Valère Germain

nah cus it's not even funny 💀 they laughed and shit too

[weak viper]

Yh unfortunately

Mughe wtf

[open owl]

it's so stupid

[weak viper]

Nice save

[open owl]

The equalizer comes eh

[weak viper]

GOOOALLLL

[open owl]

I knew it wouldn't last that long

[weak viper]

OUNAHIII

[sweet condor]

GOALL

FUCK YEA

[weak viper]

AZZEDINE ZIDANE WITH AN AMAZING GOAL AGAIN

Vitinha is having a good game

Yellow card for munetsi

[waxen palm]

https://vxtwitter.com/10Ronaldinho/status/1690359676972486658?t=-w_u9ouZHjvCWR5jZU7ILw&s=19 ❤💙

[open owl]

GOALLLL

ITO AGAIN

[weak viper]

Goal

OG

[open owl]

WHAT A GAME and what a goal tbf

[weak viper]

Lopez can't save nothing

[open owl]

VAR check

?

VAR

ref's beard is horrendous

Goal

Wait no

LOL

Goal cancelled

It's 1-1

[weak viper]

YEESSS

[sweet condor]

Canceled?

[open owl]

Yes

[sweet condor]

YAY

[open owl]

Wtf man

[weak viper]

No goal

[waxen palm]

Ito is having some good game

[weak viper]

Obviously it's out

[open owl]

Why did he nod and Reims player said "yess"

Right before he announced no goal 💀

GOAL MARSEILLE

WTF

offside

💀💀💀

[waxen palm]

Lmfao

[open owl]

How many canceled goals bro

what a match

[waxen palm]

Vitinha goal offside

[weak viper]

Sad

Vitinha is so good rn though

[open owl]

My Forza Football app just bugged out it's showing 2-2 💀💀💀

Homies do NOT care they just wanna be first 😭😭

[waxen palm]

MBEMBA

Oof

[weak viper]

+4'

Mughe is so fast

Yellow card for the reims player who fouled mughe

HT

Great game so far

We're playing way better than against pana

LMAO ST ETIENNE LOST AGAIN TO A 90+5 GOAL

Nvm it is canceled

WAIT NO IT ISN'T LMAOO

[turbid bough]

hi

[weak viper]

Hello

Goofy pfp

[open owl]

What

No

HAHAHAH

I KNEW IT

I swear to FUCKINGGG god I knew it

I swear

I sent my friend a text 'Rodez will score' & the time was 86'

My data analytics are insane

[vivid venture]

Verrati also leaving ?

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1690299400726118401

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1690381733705785344?t=PA3jLDelqhfuog27u-2jqA&s=19

Fabrizio Romano on Twitter

Rennes are set to sign Nemanja Matić from AS Roma, here we go! The player asked to leave the club and try a new experience 🔴⚫️🇫🇷

AS Roma will receive €3m fee after signing him for free, as per @SkySport.

Twitter · Aug 12, 2023, 3:16 PM

What's happening to rennes

Second half started

No subs

Mughe injured

Sarr about to enter the pitch

[tawny torrent]

https://twitter.com/madridxtra/status/1690395738813960192?s=46

Madrid Xtra on Twitter

🚨 OFFICIAL: La Liga file a complaint vs PSG.

Twitter · Aug 12, 2023, 4:12 PM

[weak viper]

Yellow card for richardson

Auba and veretout in

Ndiaye and rongier off

[snow nacelle]

I just came on and saw this

[snow nacelle]

What did we even do to them

[weak viper]

Maybe buying every player in the world without selling a single one

[opal drift]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[snow nacelle]

I believe we ARE trying to sell a particular player to join la liga

[tawny torrent]

PSG getting banned from uefa competitions i cant wait

[opal drift]

You realize this is like the tenth time la liga has complained right

And PSG chairman is vice president of uefa

[weak viper]

GOAAAALLLL

VITINHAAA

I LOVE YOU

MOTM

[snow nacelle]

Not bad

[sweet condor]

GOOOOOALLLLLL FUCK YA

Now dont concede

[weak viper]

Gigot injured

[snow nacelle]

What happened I missed it

Doesn't look serious though

[weak viper]

Guendouzi and Touré in

Soon

Not Touré it will be harit

Sarr 💀

Ounahi and vitinha off

Sarr can't cross

[snow nacelle]

Are they gonna add all these minutes

[weak viper]

+7'

[snow nacelle]

Ok +8 not so bad

[weak viper]

8 actually

[snow nacelle]

Why is will still so red

[weak viper]

Idk

He's like de bruyne maybe

[snow nacelle]

Grats

[weak viper]

FT W

[snow nacelle]

A little shaky don't you think

[weak viper]

If trump was an om fan he would say stop the count

[sweet condor]

W

[weak viper]

Vitinha has to be MOTM

He was so good

[waxen palm]

https://vxtwitter.com/PSG_inside/status/1690425223282122752?t=T8HARMQHiUWP8rWkUxOjjw&s=19

[snow nacelle]

It starts in 45min right?

[waxen palm]

Oui

Oh lookie Danilo is the captain

👀

Marquinhos dropped on the bench

[leaden dragon]

no neymar

[snow nacelle]

Wait i only just noticed this

Not sure what to expect but let's see

[waxen palm]

We knew that since the morning

No Verratti too

[snow nacelle]

Why doesn't anyone want to buy navas? 😦 I feel sad for him i love him so much

Cute

[waxen palm]

Agreed bro

He could've been an option for Madrid tbf

[covert smelt]

psg line up?

[covert smelt]

lol no mbappe
lets see if they continue like this even after august

[waxen palm]

I tell you man

[covert smelt]

tell what

[waxen palm]

We need to win the league without him because yall think this is MSG all over again

[covert smelt]

comment on regarde le matche gratuitement

lol i dont think psg can bench him for a whole szn

will be legal problems for the very least

[waxen palm]

bro won't stay here by the end of the transfer window we all know it's acting

[snow nacelle]

You're sure?

I'm dying a little every day

[waxen palm]

I don't even possibly think he wants to ruin the club financially

[open owl]

How Pau gonna beat Bordeaux 3-0 and lose 2-0 to Caen

[waxen palm]

He ain't going on a free

[snow nacelle]

Seems to be his intention 😭😭

[waxen palm]

I still believe he won't

I see him go before the end of the transfer window

[open owl]

To who?

Saudi is the only option

We'll take him here at Montpellier but we're not paying more than the smic

Actually no we won't 🙅🏻‍♂️ we have AA

[snow nacelle]

I hope so

[waxen palm]

Alright time for game

[snow nacelle]

I got my mac delivery I'm ready

[waxen palm]

Madrid lol

And he doesn't want Saudi

KICK-OFF!

@snow nacelle timecheck?

[snow nacelle]

I may be behind this time, I'm overseas and casting on tv

But 1.46 for me

[waxen palm]

Oh fuck off

I'm still late

By 30 secs

[snow nacelle]

LOL

[waxen palm]

But that won't be a problem

[rustic panther]

psg playing with inverted wb?

[snow nacelle]

Almosttt

[waxen palm]

OOH

Ramos close already

[waxen palm]

Well yeah Hakimi then

Hernandez does that a bit too

Enrique ball seems good so far

Lot of possession

But we need goals too 🙃

[rich nest]

😭

[spice night]

Ah I remember when I use to watch psg games

(I use to hate myself for doing that)

[covert smelt]

Enrique ball hits different

[spice night]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1690438533914275840?s=20

Madrid Zone on Twitter

🚨🌕| JUST IN: Kylian Mbappé and PSG will start new discussions over a CONTRACT EXTENSION. He wants to STAY at PSG. @canalplus #rmalive

Twitter · Aug 12, 2023, 7:02 PM

@waxen palm how reliable is this

[waxen palm]

SAY WHAT NOW

[spice night]

??

[snow nacelle]

Go away

[waxen palm]

They seem good when it's PSG

But wtf

[spice night]

Oh damn

[waxen palm]

Bro just move to Madrid if it's what you want

[snow nacelle]

Seriously he just doesn't wanna go idk why

[waxen palm]

Bro is laughing with Dembele

[spice night]

Mbappe staying and dunking on Perez part 4

Or 3

[snow nacelle]

Ikr lmao

[spice night]

Idk I lost count

[spice night]

He wants to leave on a free 🤷

[snow nacelle]

Ney and verratti not even watching

[waxen palm]

Damn man

Damn deflected chances

This is much better than what I used to watch these past 3 years

[snow nacelle]

Can't speak too soon

[waxen palm]

True but we would've struggled in the past

[pastel sorrel]

Gotta love that titki taka Enrique type shit

[waxen palm]

The appreciation for Hernandez

[snow nacelle]

Psg is missing many things but never missing good looks

[waxen palm]

Yeah that's the problem

[snow nacelle]

😭

[waxen palm]

That's what we saw with Spain in WC 22

Close Marco

All we need is a goal man

[snow nacelle]

How come your game is same time as mine

[waxen palm]

Ffs

[waxen palm]

Turned off TV then switched it on

Idk how it worked but I'm not complaining

[weak viper]

i need a dieng masterclass tonight

just like last season

[lyric saffron]

score?

[snow nacelle]

0-0

[lyric saffron]

ok

[waxen palm]

PSG corner

[snow nacelle]

Omg you're ahead of me now lmao

[waxen palm]

Well nothing big

[snow nacelle]

Pls score before HT

[waxen palm]

FFS RAMOS

Good job from the captain

POST

Bro Vitinha

Almost 0-+

0-1

[snow nacelle]

Srsly

I knew it

[weak viper]

lorient hit the post

i don't know who because i can't hear the sound

[waxen palm]

Abergel did

[weak viper]

he should've scored

former marseille player

[waxen palm]

Bro ref

Let advantage

Good freekick for us

Corner

Well that should be HT

0-0

[snow nacelle]

Honestly I'm not sure we will win today

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1690447152655253504

Fabrizio Romano on Twitter

Dimitri Payet to Vasco da Gama, here we go! French star has just signed contract valid until June 2025 🚨⚪️⚫️💢

Former OM player rejected proposals from France as he wanted to respect Marseille.

He’s ready for new chapter in Brazil 🇧🇷

Twitter · Aug 12, 2023, 7:36 PM

[weak viper]

remember that you lost 3-1 against them last season

[snow nacelle]

Actually I don't remember but well ok thanks for the reminder

[leaden dragon]

HT

[cobalt kraken]

Combien combien psg ?

[weak viper]

well i totally remember dieng's winning goal while everyone in the stands was leaving

[weak viper]

0-0

[graceful python]

Real doesn’t want him now

[leaden dragon]

it's not like that

[leaden dragon]

Mbappe doesn't want

[cobalt kraken]

Combien combien ?

[waxen palm]

0-0

[waxen palm]

au lieu de parler d'un match de la saison dernière faudrait vous concentrer sur le match retour

[weak viper]

ouais tkt

mais la je profite

[leaden dragon]

😂 fr

[weak viper]

car on a des chances d'arreter votre serie de 76 matches en étant premier du championnat

[leaden dragon]

on verra ça mon ami

[waxen palm]

quel trophée pour Marseille 🔥🔥

[leaden dragon]

warra

[weak viper]

quelle ldc pour le q$g après ses milliards de pétrodollars investis 🔥 🔥

[leaden dragon]

why is mbappe here

[snow nacelle]

Wdym

He's there w his family and dembele

Ugh

[weak viper]

i forgot faivre went to lorient

this team is so boring to watch as expected

[snow nacelle]

I don't like this style because it's like deceivingly hopeful. Then nothing happens and suddenly the opponent will score.

[west isle]

https://twitter.com/GFFN/status/1690458908836409344?s=20

Get French Football News on Twitter

A not-so-subtle message from PSG's ultras to Lucas Hernández:

"We all make mistakes. Being born in Marseille is one."

📸@georgeboxall22

Twitter · Aug 12, 2023, 8:23 PM

[snow nacelle]

They're srsly annoying

But indeed

[west isle]

they may be annoying but this brutal nonetheless

[opal drift]

I love it

[covert smelt]

Lol

Never change Psg ultras

Never change

[weak viper]

as someone who was born in marseille i totally disagree with that

[snow nacelle]

We need to score something, I'm missing the madrid game for this 😭😭

[hard granite]

psg is tied 0-0 69 min

[west isle]

tbh i'm not surprised but even still

[snow nacelle]

It's 330am and I'm falling asleep thanks psg

Ughh

[weak viper]

what a save

i think it's the defender but still

it was the goalkeeper

[pastel sorrel]

I love psg trying to prove the point they dont need Mbappe

but Face it

They need him

[snow nacelle]

Omg my heart

[dense bane]

Psg bout to lose thos game. I am calling it.

[snow nacelle]

Our goal is coming soon I can feel it

[dense bane]

Last min goal incoming for lorient

[austere valley]

Omg

Sainté is fucked

[graceful python]

is it here yet

[snow nacelle]

Waiting eagerly like for Christmas

[graceful python]

Feeling hopeful about Ramos though

[weak viper]

+5'

[snow nacelle]

Aaahhh

[open owl]

Uh oh

Montpellier above PSG in the table tomorrow

We will be there

[snow nacelle]

Aaahhhh

[snow nacelle]

Enjoy your best week in the season

[covert smelt]

LMAO

[weak viper]

FT HAHAHAHA

LMAOOO

[open owl]

We will!!! 😂

[weak viper]

WHERE ARE YOU NOW @waxen palm

[tawny torrent]

i was just bout to ping him lmao

[snow nacelle]

Well

At least we didn't lose

[urban arch]

Well well. FT a draw

[snow nacelle]

Better luck next game.

[leaden dragon]

i hate ugarte

ugh

[weak viper]

he was destroyed by harit last year

[leaden dragon]

how we draw with 97% possession

[snow nacelle]

Wtf

Just exhaustion and no results

[leaden dragon]

lee played good but couldn't score

Hakimi became a RW

what was going on idk

[short crypt]

PSG

Bruh

[covert smelt]

mbappe and Neymar were benched?

[leaden dragon]

no

they didn't play

[ember hill]

lol hakimi as rw

[weak viper]

Vitinha is the best portuguese striker in the league

[short crypt]

Yeah Mbappe, Neymar, Veratti I don't like how u guys act in contract negotiations u lot can go away.

Great decisions

PSG is so good without them

[covert smelt]

They need to rebuild there team

[short crypt]

They weren't in the selection

[weak viper]

he scored more goals than any other portuguese striker in ligue 1 this season so i don't see why he isn't

[pastel sorrel]

Time to drag out the guys from the loft

[hard granite]

PSG had 78 possession to Lorient 22 and still drew

[waxen palm]

I literally was eating outside 💀

Bro's first instinct is to ping me

Nah I can't though

[weak viper]

i pinged you because when we conceded against you appeared out of nowhere and after we scored you disappeared

and same here

[waxen palm]

I was about to say that Vitinha's goal was inevitable lol

But don't worry it's only matchday 1

We'll be back

[waxen palm]

He actually played good bro

Ineffective attack sadly

If we had Ney or Ousmane we would've probably actually scored a goal

Midfield and defence were good

Only the damn attack

[opal drift]

The only things marseille fans have to celebrate nowadays is when they get more points then us in a match day.

So it makes sense

[waxen palm]

Let them do their thing won't be shocked if they miss on 2nd place again

Will be funny if they don't even qualify for Champions League play offs

[west isle]

used to be a talent at Schalke and Nantes, now plays at OM and just recovered from a nasty injury

Morrocan

[waxen palm]

Yeah he's very talented

Sad he missed the World Cup