ligue-1

[frank cradle]

Kinda

[weak viper]

If he goes there it will be for free

Because he's a free agent the 30th of June

[sharp tundra]

they need to win playoffs

[weak viper]

We should win the 3rd qualifying round but the playoffs are gonna be tougher

[sharp tundra]

monaco will not play any european competition right

[weak viper]

But we should win

[sharp tundra]

true

[weak viper]

Yh

[sharp tundra]

they sadly finished 6th

[weak viper]

Unless Toulouse are banned from europe

[sharp tundra]

yeah

[weak viper]

Ligue 2

[sharp tundra]

Saint etienne are also in ligue 2

can't believe it

[weak viper]

Hopefully st Etienne promote next season

[sharp tundra]

Yeah

they have the 2nd most french titles

[weak viper]

Bordeaux can stay in ligue 2 tho

[sharp tundra]

what a banger

[weak viper]

He scored so many goals with his weak foot

Don't forget the goal against Leverkusen

[sharp tundra]

his volley against juventus in 2002 ucl final

[weak viper]

Leverkusen*

[sharp tundra]

true

zidane even cursed italy

same

We won against psg

[weak viper]

Yh

Unfortunately Alexis missed a pen

[sharp tundra]

did someone knew that u can play in uel even tho u are in ligue 2

[weak viper]

Yes

We had Guingamp who played uel in 2012 i think

While they was in ligue 2

[sharp tundra]

yeah u need to win domestic cup

[weak viper]

It was our case too in 1995

[sharp tundra]

yeah

[weak viper]

We finished second in the league but got relegated by the league

So we played uel in ligue 2

[sharp tundra]

true

[weak viper]

91 team was better

But we lost on pens the UCL final against red star belgrade

[sharp tundra]

yeah

[weak viper]

We had papin in 91

[sharp tundra]

I think

and the wc winning coach in 18

[weak viper]

+waddle

[sharp tundra]

so good player and good coach

yeah

[weak viper]

Idk personally

We don't know if he is that good

[sharp tundra]

3 ucl in a row

zidane would be a good coach though

3 ucl in a row is enough to prove it

[weak viper]

He won 3 ucls yes but with a team that knew perfectly how to play together and the best team in the world

[sharp tundra]

2 la liga 3 ucl

[weak viper]

True

[sharp tundra]

pep wasn't that good as a player

k

[weak viper]

You forgot ancelotti

[sharp tundra]

4 ucl 3 club wc won pl won la liga won bundesliga

[faint flax]

PSV is gonna win the league

[sharp tundra]

he won all the top 5 leagues

[weak viper]

#eredivisie-nl-chat

[sharp tundra]

is Ancelotti the best coach

[faint flax]

Absolutely not

[sharp tundra]

atleast 3rd

[faint flax]

He isn’t even that good for Madrid

He uses the same line up

[sharp tundra]

he won all the top 5 leagues

[weak viper]

Maybe not the best but really good

[sharp tundra]

true

[faint flax]

Cuz he managed the best teams in the league

He couldn’t win LaLiga with real Sociedad or something

[sharp tundra]

then who is the best coach

[faint flax]

SAF

And Mourinho

[sharp tundra]

agree

[faint flax]

SAF could win LaLiga with Real Sociedad

[sharp tundra]

SAF won a unknown Scottish team European cup in a final against real madrid

[faint flax]

Pass to Ronaldo 🍷😎

[sharp tundra]

pass to attack tactic

zidane the best coach

completed football as a coach and player

[weak viper]

Guy roux is good too

Yh

Position?

RB

[sharp tundra]

good

I play st

[weak viper]

Bro's gullit

[sharp tundra]

I play CAM/ST

cm sometimes

[weak viper]

I sometimes play cm too

[sharp tundra]

i play lw sometimes

[weak viper]

Because I can shoot from high distance

And can take fk

[sharp tundra]

i sometimes defend if few are defending

[weak viper]

Me too

[sharp tundra]

i sometimes play dm

when I play st its hard bc my shooting isn't that good

who is winning ligue 1 next season

[weak viper]

i hope us

[sharp tundra]

same

Saint etienne will win ligue 2

[weak viper]

but i can't tell before the first transfers are done

i would be gone

i would support lens my second favorite club in france

[sharp tundra]

i would support monaco

yeah

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/Ligue1UberEats/status/1672242798836305920

Ligue 1 Uber Eats (@Ligue1UberEats)

🗣📣 Supporters, il est temps d’élire les plus beaux 𝘁𝗶𝗳𝗼𝘀 de la saison 🤩!

Les 5 clubs avec le plus de votes gagneront des points au 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐬 😉

🗳️ Participez ici ➡ https://t.co/kneQk3CGbE

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Twitter · Jun 23, 2023, 1:58 PM

[weak viper]

Who tf is not gonna vote us

Because every time he played for us he wasn't very good

[sharp tundra]

true

who do u think deserves the ballon dor

[weak viper]

Problem is that Monaco aren't good

[weak viper]

Idc about individual awards

[digital pike]

@weak viper Ici c'est Paris on m'a dit?

https://tenor.com/view/lioness-hunting-savage-kingdom-hunt-mode-big-cat-hunt-gif-18963334

[weak viper]

Won't give you an UCL

[sharp tundra]

kdb should be atleast 3rd

[digital pike]

La votre est achetée

[weak viper]

Elles sont où tes preuves

?

[digital pike]

https://tenor.com/view/alderiate-chronique-soupex-gif-19794883

[weak viper]

Parce que je pourrai dire pareil de toutes tes ligue 1 gagnées depuis 2013

[digital pike]

https://tenor.com/view/nd-hsv-hsv-dino-hamburger-sport-verein-nur-der-hsv-gif-15465353

[weak viper]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[sharp tundra]

psg isn't even the best french club

[covert smelt]

@covert smelt

[digital pike]

I love OM, BVB and Man United

He/Him

Balec

I like city and al hilal

[sharp tundra]

tell me a good league outside europe

there are many

agree

[digital pike]

I think they would easily destroy 90 pourcent of cl teams

[covert smelt]

@runic isle

[sharp tundra]

Argentinian league too

[covert smelt]

pakistani league

??

[sharp tundra]

what

[covert smelt]

ye tbh

[digital pike]

Ligue 1 Uber Eats > PL

[covert smelt]

zidane was such a skillfull player

[sharp tundra]

twins here

[covert smelt]

wait why cant i say

pesi

[digital pike]

Yeah and Mané> CR7

[covert smelt]

also i think lewandowski > messi

in terms of

being an attacker

[digital pike]

Fax

[sharp tundra]

marsellie will win ligue 1

true

[covert smelt]

nah bro zidane best player oat

[digital pike]

He played you weren't born

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-over-here-thomas-and-friends-creepy-weird-scary-gif-16943792

[covert smelt]

he might

but

still

[sharp tundra]

who is winning ballon dor

[digital pike]

Schweinsteiger>Zidane

[digital pike]

Dybala

[weak viper]

Bro thinks he's on twitter

[bleak idol]

Who got this award this season

[silver wind]

Who will be the winner of thé champions League ? 23/24

[round phoenix]

Hala Madrid Fréro

[weak viper]

Rakow

jk Real Madrid

i think

[lyric wasp]

Le FC Swift Hesperange

UCL starts tomorrow with Breidablik - tre Penne and Buducnost - Atletic Escaldes

[fickle galleon]

https://twitter.com/ActuRcs/status/1673421870463348739

omggg si il vient c'est insane

todd le voudrait absolument a strasbourg

[weak viper]

pk on croirait quelqu'un qui vient de créer son compte

[fickle galleon]

il vient de sortir a l'instant jsp moi stv je t'en montre d'autre j'ai juste scroll twitter att

https://twitter.com/chelsreport_/status/1672308281799331840

[fickle galleon]

tu sais depuis le rachat le nombre de compte crée...

de pseudo fan

[modern citrus]

oe y a des rumeurs de partout mais le boug coute 15M

[fickle galleon]

Wshh le fric

[modern citrus]

on a un budget de minimum 25M, si c'est au final que 25M, on aura plus assez pour djiku, sanson, et j'espère bellegarde

[fickle galleon]

Ouai je préfère sanson en plus

[modern citrus]

et puis on a besoin d'un 6

par contre, quel talent

[fickle galleon]

A ouai mais aucune rumeur de numéro 6 si ?

[modern citrus]

ça fait un moment qu'il fait du bruit

il est assez incroyable

[modern citrus]

si

mohamed? kaba

[fickle galleon]

Si on la c'est insane mais bon sinon tant pis

A connais pas

[modern citrus]

le frère d'un mec dans notre cdf

il joue à valenciennes

[fickle galleon]

Ahh faut voir alors il a encore rien prouver

[modern citrus]

en tout cas, si on continue en 3-4-2-1

c'est plutot double 6

et aholou sissoko prcic, c'est trop juste

il faut recruter

@fickle galleon t'as vu il y a un serveur pour le racing

[fickle galleon]

Oh j'ai étais ban il y a 2 ans je crois ça dépend du quel tu parles

[modern citrus]

supporters du rcsa

[fickle galleon]

Je sais même plus ce que j'avais fait je crois j'étais trop négatif que les résultat mdr

[modern citrus]

😂

[fickle galleon]

Invite moi pour voir

[modern citrus]

@fickle galleon

t'es sur que t'es ban?

[fickle galleon]

@modern citrus invite moi mp pour voir

En plus j'ai des amies irl parmis eux

1 an et demi après je suis encore ban🤣

[modern citrus]

😭

y a un mec qui veut raid le serv

[fickle galleon]

J'avais même pas insulte il me semble... juste la saison m'avais énervé j'ai péter un câble...

[modern citrus]

ah

je vais leur demander

[fickle galleon]

Après si ils veulent pas pas grave j'ai tourner la page depuis mdrr

[fickle galleon]

Raid comme sur twitch genre

[modern citrus]

c'est un mec il doit pas avoir moins de trente il est plus cringe qu'un gamin

il se bat avec tout le monde il a prit un peu le seum et maintenant c'est le gigahacker

attention ! ! !

[fickle galleon]

Mdrr je faisais presque la même sur des serveurs ya plusieurs années on est tous passé par la🤣

[modern citrus]

oui mais ce mec là

il est différent

sa stratégie c'est de payer pour un vpn (quel con)

et créer plein de comptes pour... noyer le serveur?????

[fickle galleon]

Moi ça fait tellement longtemps je suis pas aller sur ce serveur je sais même pas ce qu'il est devenu j'étais à l'époque yavait presque personne

Mais ouai la saison m'a fait craquer j'ai péter un câble je m'en veux j'ai déjà dit à des potes que je vois au stade qui sont dans le serveur

[modern citrus]

moi j'étais dans le camp des optimistes mais je te comprends y a un moment quand on reprennait des couleurs mais que brest et auxerre ont gagné 3 matchs d'affilée et 2 gagnés un nul

j'avais envie de tout casser

[fickle galleon]

Ouai mais ta des fois ta envie de dire au gens mais nan ça va pas le club va couler mais tu le dis un peu trop expressif c'était ça mon problème😅

Espérons une plus belle saison avec blueco la

Même si j'attends de voir je suis pas convaincu mdr

[modern citrus]

ah blueco s'ils détruisent notre identité je préfère jouer la ligue 2 sans eux

[fickle galleon]

J'ai peur que l'esprit soit trop "américain"

[modern citrus]

mais non t'inquiètre boehly va préserver nos valeurs et manger des tartes flambée à stamford bridge bien suuuuur

[fickle galleon]

Après si ils font des miracle je prend sans soucis si on garde notre identité et en plus on fait bon mercato et bon résultat

[modern citrus]

il est là 3-4 jours le boug il veut nous signer un joueur

ce joueur ok

il est formidable

[fickle galleon]

Ah le mec d'en haut la

[modern citrus]

mais d'ores et déjà il se mêle au sportif

genre ok super présage pour la suite youpi

[fickle galleon]

On connaît même pas notre entraîneur

[modern citrus]

justement

le zakharyan il peut jouer plusieurs positions

[fickle galleon]

L'entraîneur sera nommé demain à dit un journaliste du racing

[modern citrus]

mais c'est mieux un peu de savoir l'entrainer

par contre l'entraineur qu'on veut

il joue 3-5-2

[fickle galleon]

J'ai vu le belge

[modern citrus]

ou alosr 3-4-1-2

dcp il devrait facilement s'adapter au 3-4-2-1

dans ce cas là

voir zakharyan avec diarra derrière diallo

ça devient plus intéressant

[fickle galleon]

Ah

En vrau

J'ai vu un tweet de ce gars

Et il a l air pas mal

[modern citrus]

je t'avoues j'ais rien vu de vidéos sur lui

donc aucune idée du profil

ce que je sais c'est que ça fait un bon moment qu'on en parle comme un talent générationel, un vrai

franchement on nous donne golovin, je suis plus que content, alors s'il devient comme lui

envoies MP sinon

[leaden dragon]

When will ligue 1 - 23/24 schedule get posted

Why is National called National and not ligue trois

where

AHHH WOW

OKAY THANKSSS

where did you find this image

ah okayy

i don't see it in the link

wait nvm

ya found it thnx

[weak viper]

Because it isn't a professional league and isn't organised by lfp

[waxen palm]

BACHELIER 🎉❤️ @weak viper @raven forge

[weak viper]

GG

Moi je passe l'oral de français dans 10 min

[waxen palm]

ah carrément mdrrrr

tu vas y arriver

[radiant thunder]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1673608353329688577?t=O0g3sCb0KpaoFBAI-19kIA&s=19

@lyric wasp merci

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Juventus have reached full agreement to sign Timothy Weah, here we go ⚪️⚫️🇺🇸

Deal agreed on €12m fee with Lille as medical tests will take place later this week on Thursday.

Long term deal also agreed on player side, excited for new chapter in Italy.

Done, set to be signed.

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Twitter · Jun 27, 2023, 8:25 AM

[dusk elbow]

Mbappe gone

So not only do we need a lw we need a rw

And a st

Campos 🤡

[open owl]

Ça s'est bien passé?

Je l'ai passé y a 2 ans à 7h50 alors que les horaires des exams c'était 8h-17h 🤡

La meuf m'a dit que c'était génial incroyable bravo et là je regarde j'avais eu 14 🗿

Au moins 16 madame au moins 16

Mais bon t'inquiètes c'est de l'eau le bac maintenant sauf si tu veux faire tes études à l'étranger faut avoir de bonnes notes sur tes spés

[weak viper]

Bien passé mais il s'est passé une dinguerie

Normalement y a 30 min de préparation mais les surveillants m'ont complétement oublié du coup j'ai eu 45 min de préparation

J'adore l'organisation de la France

Ça plus l'erreur à l'écrit

[open owl]

HAHAHA

Incroyable

Ils font toujours pareil avec leur truc d'analyse de texte puis un livre que tu choisis ?

C'est vrm nul

[weak viper]

Oui

Un texte sur 20 textes

[open owl]

Ouais nous on avait eu 2 textes au choix sur 18 il me semble

Génération covid tout ça

[weak viper]

Au choix ???

[open owl]

Ouais on nous présentait 2 textes et tu choisis un que tu préfères

[weak viper]

Ah ok

[open owl]

The speed in which I picked the other text when I saw princesse de clèves 😮‍💨

Ouais mais c'est nul le truc de présentation de livre 🤣 je m'en souviens j'avais pas lu le mien

Strat was to pick an unpopular book and then just make up answers

[weak viper]

Je sais pas on l'a plus maintenant

L'équivalent ça doit être manon lescaut maintenant

C'était quoi l'histoire ?

[open owl]

God I forgot

Was just this princess that falls in love with another man when she's married

[raven forge]

https://tenor.com/view/scaloni-argentina-world-cup-world-cup-final2022-lionel-scaloni-gif-27282303

Les émotions

Bachelier mon frère

[weak viper]

Oui donc l'équivalent maintenant c'est Manon lescaut

[open owl]

AH MAIS T'AS PASSÉ TON GRAND ORAL?

[waxen palm]

oui lundi dernier

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1673699971307110401

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

OFFICIEL ! Frédéric Antonetti n'est plus l'entraîneur de Strasbourg. ❌

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Twitter · Jun 27, 2023, 2:29 PM

Sad

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1673679252414234631

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Understand Al Nassr delegation is now travelling to France in order to reach an agreement with RB Lens on Seko Fofana deal. 🚨🟡🔵🇸🇦 #transfers

Al Nassr are pushing on both club and player side to bring Fofana to Saudi.

There’s still no green light from Marcelo Brozović.

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Twitter · Jun 27, 2023, 1:06 PM

RB Lens 😭

[open owl]

😍 c'était quoi tes sujets et quelles spés?

[waxen palm]

ah je suis tombé sur un sujet transversal maths/SPH à savoir comment les primitives permettaient de déterminer la vitesse d'une F1

même si en soit je voulais tomber sur celui des maths et de la loi binomiale 🙄

[lyric wasp]

t'as deja les resultats ???

[waxen palm]

oui mdrr nous c'est la zone Centres Étrangers

[lyric wasp]

ahhaha la chance

gg

!

[lyric wasp]

Le début de livre 💀
Le milieu du livre 😴
La fin du livre 🤬

[lyric wasp]

en gros c'est une meuf assez conne qui se marrie de force avec un gars. Sauf qu'elle a un crush sur un autre prince qque mois apres. Elle hésite entre vivre sa vie amoureuse ou bien rester conforme a la morale de l'époque enseignée par sa mere.
Quand son mari l'apprend, il meurt de chagrin ( 💀 ) alors que pourtant le princesse a rien fait. Du coup elle se sent coupable et prend littéralement 300 pages avant de mettre un rateau a l'autre gars. Elle finit tte seule

(mais elle reste un exemple en terme de morale 💀 )

[waxen palm]

mdrrrr je l'ai présenté au bac de français

lors de l'entretien

ça allait j'ai eu 13 quand même

[weak viper]

https://www.lequipe.fr/Football/Actualites/Nancy-retrograde-en-national-3-beziers-interdit-de-montee/1405093 WTF

je l'avais dit qu'ils étaient dans la merde

reste plus que le dépot de bilan

[covert smelt]

Pire jour de ma vie

Nancy est mort

[iron hinge]

https://twitter.com/xyCerebrone/status/1673373640589557760

[open owl]

Pas maal ! Perso j'ai fait crispr-cas-9 genre édition génome en SVT et les vols zéro G en physique

[waxen palm]

Et tu es passé sur quel sujet?

[open owl]

crispr cas 9

[waxen palm]

c'est le sujet que tu as préféré?

[waxen palm]

They needed him lol

[lyric saffron]

https://twitter.com/psghub/status/1673778558206984192?s=12&t=HEVgELxkozCJYexaRIdS2w

PSGhub (@PSGhub)

(🌕) Saudi’s interest in Marco Verratti is serious and concrete but convincing him won’t be easy. Talks will take place both on clubs and player side, confirms @FabrizioRomano 🚨🇮🇹

Twitter · Jun 27, 2023, 7:41 PM

[leaden dragon]

bruh

this gotta be fake

bro's like 5

[open owl]

Ouais c'était le moins compliqué

[austere valley]

i feel it will end like asse last year

not able to recover from the deducted point and struggling all season

[limber void]

oop

finally the seko fofana interest i expected

just..

not from the place i expected

[open owl]

Then again -1 is not really a lot

[lyric wasp]

La FFF a un problème avec Béziers mdr

Ca fait 3 ans ils les enculent

Juste faites les relegations normalement mdr borgo (18e) va se sauver a ce point

[weak viper]

3 days left before the announcement of the new jersey i think

[waxen palm]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1674055628388532226?t=oXamTe8QQ10IFzcw6QoHJA&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Geoffrey Kondogbia to OM, here we go! Agreement completed with Atlético on €8m fee. Kondogbia only wanted to join OM 🚨🔵 #OM #TeamOM

Contract will be valid until June 2027.

Medical tests being scheduled. Done deal, first signing for Marcelino as new Olympique Marseille coach.

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Twitter · Jun 28, 2023, 2:02 PM

[weak viper]

Good

https://twitter.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/1674036306639290369 I hope these are fake 😭 😭

𝐋𝐚 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐎𝐌 (@LaMinuteOM_)

Les maillots de la saison 2023-2024 🎽

#TeamOM | 📸 (@esvaphane)

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Twitter · Jun 28, 2023, 12:45 PM

[waxen palm]

CMA CGM 😭

[weak viper]

https://www.lequipe.fr/Football/Actualites/Sochaux-retrograde-en-national-par-la-dncg/1405286

Another one

[weak viper]

Better than cazoo

And Qatar airways

[weak viper]

Scenes when Annecy stays in ligue 2 because of that

[lyric wasp]

L

La DNCG = le flop du football francais

[waxen palm]

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1674106733583532035?t=IOCHHLif2f80vd1W3WU8kQ&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 ACCORD VERBAL entre Al-Nassr 🇸🇦 et Seko Fofana ! 🤝

Accord de principe également trouvé avec Lens pour un transfert de moins de 30 M€. 💰

(@Santi_J_FM / @sebnonda)

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Twitter · Jun 28, 2023, 5:25 PM

[waxen palm]

ça l'a toujours été

[modern citrus]

Wtf scammed

Oh well they will find his replacement easily

[raven hedge]

What happened to Sochaux i heard they got sent to the 3rd division due to financial problems

[covert smelt]

Après il peuvent ce sauver encore donc trql c'est pas mort

[weak viper]

they got relegated by dncg but they can appeal

and last year or 2 yrs ago i can't remember they got the same thing

[lyric wasp]

on se R E G A L E

[snow nacelle]

Omg

[limber void]

my god

[leaden dragon]

what

[maiden ruin]

saturday or sunday

[sterile fractal]

unbelievable

Lens is bientôt finished

[rotund heart]

I saw it yesterday somewhere.

Mhm..

!

[sterile fractal]

another great business from Reims

top midfielder in Pro League

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1674298651902988290 BRO CAN YOU STOP WITH RB LENS??

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

RB Lens have now offered new long term deal to Kevin Danso after his excellent season. Negotiations are on, as reported by @sebnonda. 🟡🔴 #transfers

Talks underway as parties expect to reach agreement on new contract soon.

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Twitter · Jun 29, 2023, 6:08 AM

https://twitter.com/FCAnnecy/status/1674153803719888900

FC Annecy (@FCAnnecy)

📃𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗲́ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗲𝗹

Nous sommes en @Ligue2BKT !

🔎 https://t.co/78lainETgY

#GoReds

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Twitter · Jun 28, 2023, 8:32 PM

Incroyable

[rotund heart]

FOFANA..

NOO.

Sad.

I hope he stays.

But lower chance..

[tacit notch]

Mérité pour eux 🥳

[covert smelt]

Fofana 😔

[novel bluff]

Annecy ils sont vraimeny en Ligue 2 ou c'est seulement selon eux ? (encore)

[tacit notch]

Vu que Sochaux est relégué c'est officiel je pense

[weak viper]

Non car ils vont faire appel

[weak viper]

C'est seulement selon eux

[tacit notch]

Ah ok

[weak viper]

Apparently the calendar of the season will come out this afternoon

[covert smelt]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1674390405578735619?t=G1WsQ3UjzGfyp2DbkZLKZQ&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Lucas Hernández to PSG, here we go! Deal in place and agreed as expected since last week. Permanent transfer for €48/50m total package. 🚨🔴🔵 #PSG

Hernández, already in Paris and set to sign the contract on Thursday.

Bayern will replace him with Kim Min-jae as revealed today.

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Twitter · Jun 29, 2023, 12:12 PM

[waxen palm]

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1674387653435744256?t=f6E1lulTKrgjPI_Bwsl8gA&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 OFFICIEL ! Le programme de la première journée de Ligue 1 2023/24 ! 📆

📸 @Ligue1UberEats

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Twitter · Jun 29, 2023, 12:01 PM

Nice v Lille damn man

[open owl]

I KNEW WE WOULD FACE LE HAVRE AT HOME

[waxen palm]

I wondah how we're still paying 50m for him

[weak viper]

WHY DO WE ALWAYS FACE REIMS IN THE FIRST GAME

[open owl]

https://twitter.com/ligue1ubereats/status/1674402213752459268

Ligue 1 Uber Eats (@Ligue1UberEats)

Le calendrier complet par club 🗓️

🧵 Thread 🧵

Twitter · Jun 29, 2023, 12:59 PM

[weak viper]

I think it's like the third time in the last 5 seasons

Can we see it on the website or something

[open owl]

MAIS VITE le cm qui fait chier

Bro posted Brest first 💀

Toujours pas PSG ni OM ni Montpeul

[weak viper]

y a lens par contre

https://twitter.com/Ligue1UberEats/status/1674402581311889409

Ligue 1 Uber Eats (@Ligue1UberEats)

@SB29 @ClermontFoot @HAC_Foot 🗓️ @RCLens 🗓️

Twitter · Jun 29, 2023, 1:00 PM

ils veulent nous tuer a la fin encore la lfp

https://twitter.com/Ligue1UberEats/status/1674403507451904001

Ligue 1 Uber Eats (@Ligue1UberEats)

@losclive @FCLorient @FCMetz @AS_Monaco @MontpellierHSC @FCNantes @ogcnice @OL 🗓️ @OM_Officiel 🗓️

Twitter · Jun 29, 2023, 1:04 PM

MONTEPLLIER LMAOO

why does it look like the same calendar than last year though

les mois d'octobre et novembre encore 💀

OMG I JUST REALISED Q$G VS LENS ONLY ON MATCHDAY 3

[waxen palm]

We know how it goes normally

Each team playing at home will win

Been the case last season

And 20/21

Except 21/22 where it has been 1-1 twice

[weak viper]

Normally we should be able to win the first 5 games

Easily

After that it will be harder

[waxen palm]

https://twitter.com/Ligue1UberEats/status/1674403602373148672?t=Xlr6ihOswewU8Edmu8BYFw&s=19 Lens OL Nice OM 💀

Ligue 1 Uber Eats (@Ligue1UberEats)

@losclive @FCLorient @FCMetz @AS_Monaco @MontpellierHSC @FCNantes @ogcnice @OL @OM_Officiel 🗓️ @PSG_inside 🗓️

Twitter · Jun 29, 2023, 1:05 PM

[open owl]

Aie aie aie

https://twitter.com/psg_inside/status/1674405990467264515 pk le calendrier du PSG est en anglais ? 🧐

Paris Saint-Germain (@PSG_inside)

🔛🗓

Découvrez le calendrier du @PSG_inside en @Ligue1UberEats pour la saison 2023/24.
Nos Parisiens débuteront le championnat au Parc des Princes 🆚 Lorient le week-end du 12 août 🏟⤵️

Quel match attendez-vous le plus ? 🤩

⚽️ #RevealCalendrier

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Twitter · Jun 29, 2023, 1:14 PM

[weak viper]

Parce que c'est un club de touristes donc c'est en anglais pour qu'il y ait le plus de gens qui comprennent

[lyric wasp]

31/03 🔥⏳👊

On va les bouffer

[leaden dragon]

CALENDER COMPLETE

C'EST BON

oh cette année nous avons un relégation playoffs

TROIS PLACES EN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE GROUP STAGE 🎉

[lyric wasp]

eh

super mais vu le format de la champions league en question 🤮

[leaden dragon]

vrai

[hard crest]

50M isn't a lot 😭

[waxen palm]

it is bruh

tell me how we're paying Ugarte for 60M

[hard crest]

Idk

But for a top defender

50M isn't that bad

[waxen palm]

I don't say he's bad but he's been kinda injury prone lately man, thought we would've got him for like 35-40m-ish but eh we'll see if it won't haunt us again

[lyric wasp]

Laval Angers and sainte Grenoble as first matchday derbies

Btw don't see Annecy on matchday 1 post 😂😭🤣

[waxen palm]

@west isle ig you have now seen Monaco's calendar for next season hmm

[west isle]

I actually have not because I’ve been back for only 2 days from Los Angeles and completely blocked out everything for that length of time (it was a wonderful trip)

I’ll check it out once I’m at a computer screen (much bigger than my phone lol)

[waxen palm]

oh well hopefully you had fun there even if it was only for 2 days

[west isle]

no, i've been back for 2 days since

i was in LA for 6 days total

[leaden dragon]

beautiful beaches and stuff

oh and blondes

not really

[limber void]

lol

[analog jungle]

This is not a Farmers league 🔥🔥

[snow nacelle]

Paris is crazy at the moment

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1674528418296102915 NOOO

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 Sead Kolasinac va signer à l'Atalanta Bergame !

(@DiMarzio)

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Twitter · Jun 29, 2023, 9:21 PM

[lyric saffron]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1674682024613822464?s=12&t=HEVgELxkozCJYexaRIdS2w

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Paris Saint-Germain are prepared to seal the agreement with Luis Enrique — set to sign the two year contract very soon. 🔴🔵 #PSG

Spanish coach will be unveiled once the club completes the exit agreement with Christophe Galtier, very close.

Here we go ✅🇫🇷

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Twitter · Jun 30, 2023, 7:31 AM

[weak viper]

Another year of boring ahh games for Q$G

[solemn anchor]

ligue un is ass ❌

[weak viper]

Barcelona fan detected opinion rejected

[solemn anchor]

im messaging so i get xp bruh😭

why yall hate on us that ba

[snow nacelle]

Go get your xp in the barca chat please

[weak viper]

I would say the same if a real Madrid fan said that

[solemn anchor]

good idea

[snow nacelle]

Merci

[modern citrus]

if ligue un is ass ❌, it means ligue un is not ass ✅, thank you for your opinion

[solemn anchor]

ur welcome 😌

[spice night]

wow imagine if Messi stayed

Enrique messi and Neymar re united

[modern citrus]

not the same messi and neymar as before, not the same luis enrique either

actually psg is just a shitshow

same way you were amazed by messi and neymar just be amazed by man city or napoli or whatever frontline if you try to bring back the past it goes to shit

[novel bluff]

Messi and Neymar were really good at the start of the season, just because they preparing for the world cup

[modern citrus]

No matter how good they were it's not their Barça versions

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1674704613340069889

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨🚨 Christophe Galtier et son fils ont été placés en garde à vue dans le cadre de l’enquête sur les soupçons de discriminations à l’OGC Nice.

(@RMCsport)

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Twitter · Jun 30, 2023, 9:01 AM

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1674715368751767552 enfin

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Geoffrey Kondogbia, in Marseille in order to complete €8m move to OM. 🔵✈️

🎥 @Mode55489648
https://t.co/UUytyeeBZq

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Twitter · Jun 30, 2023, 9:43 AM

let's goo

[tacit notch]

Très bonne pioche

[weak viper]

oui mais j'espere qu'il va pas faire une strootman

[open owl]

LA PAILLADE TIME TO SHINE

[weak viper]

maybe even four

[open owl]

MONTPELLIER 2 TIME TO SHINE

[flat rune]

https://twitter.com/thebluedodger/status/1674738095600615429?s=46

Chelsea Dodgers (@TheBlueDodger)

🚨 Exclusive: An agreement in principle was reached between Patrick Vieira and the Racing Club de Strasbourg. A contract until 2026 has been agreed upon.

The first appointment of the BlueCo era at Strasbourg is near. 🇫🇷🔵

#CFC

(@Santi_J_FM & @sebnonda)

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Twitter · Jun 30, 2023, 11:14 AM

[weak viper]

strasbourg will relegate

[modern citrus]

I thought too until I saw this analysis

https://twitter.com/JukiFC/status/1674351155583827970?s=20

julien 🍋 (@JukiFC)

[THREAD TACTIQUE]
Patrick Vieira : la fausse mauvaise idée ?

L'ancienne légende des Gunners est loin de faire l'unanimité auprès des fans du Racing... mais voyons ensemble ce que pourrait apporter Viera à Strasbourg.

RT et likes appréciés !
#RCSA

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Twitter · Jun 29, 2023, 9:36 AM

[weak viper]

i hope you stay

in ligue 1

[tacit notch]

Il avait fait une saison à Nice vraiment pas terrible il y a quelques années

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1674744680561483776

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 Cardiff va devoir payer la totalité du transfert d'Emiliano Sala au FC Nantes !

La FIFA a sommé le club gallois d’effectuer les deux derniers paiements (d’un total de 11 M€) à Nantes pour que l’indemnité de 17 M€ soit intégralement payée.

(@lequipe)

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Twitter · Jun 30, 2023, 11:40 AM

Rare FIFA W

[safe edge]

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1674724129558368257?s=46

The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex)

BREAKING: PSG coach Christophe Galtier is under arrest

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Twitter · Jun 30, 2023, 10:18 AM

[waxen palm]

lol

[spice night]

Yeah you’re right

[spice night]

Tf?

[dusk elbow]

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1674727917203619840?s=46&t=dgjSwwaqMsTAeBjFbWAqVw

@waxen palm repost this is ump

Important

[radiant thunder]

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1674727917203619840?s=46&t=jN3gmeCBjdRiybifd2YZow

The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex)

BREAKING: PSG coach Cristophe Galtier allegedly said in an email about his former squad: 'You have built a team of scum. There are only blacks and half the team go to the mosque on Friday'.

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Twitter · Jun 30, 2023, 10:33 AM

[weak viper]

we already know that since march/april

[weak viper]

i already sent that several hours ago but yh

[waxen palm]

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1674539802606071810?t=nioSdMdpzo4bhjNRWn0Iug&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

Il y a 5 ans jour pour jour, l’équipe de France s’imposait 4-3 contre l’Argentine. 🇫🇷🇦🇷

Sans oublier ce mythique « SECOND POTEAU PAVAAAAAAARD !!! » 😍☄️

🎥 @FIFAWorldCup
https://t.co/l1L4QCeoxj

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Twitter · Jun 29, 2023, 10:06 PM

[safe edge]

Mb I didn’t see it

[unkempt fossil]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1674833752701190144?s=46&t=6kYfhTkUFkQs3rIgIWvRSg

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Official, confirmed. OGC Nice new head coach is the Italian Francesco Farioli, 34, ready for new chapter in Ligue1. 🔴⚫️

Two year deal signed, completed.

Twitter · Jun 30, 2023, 5:34 PM

but the question is

Does he have a uefa pro coaching license? Or will they have to pay a €22k fine each match

[covert smelt]

https://twitter.com/saturnion13/status/1674772483734650882?s=46

Saturnion :) (@saturnion13)

Galtier's racism is the reason PSG went for Donnarumma instead of Mike Maignan...
He's already a Milan legend in my books.

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Twitter · Jun 30, 2023, 1:30 PM

[weak viper]

i hope this is a joke

[opal drift]

And the reason we went for Mendes instead of de sciglio 🥴

[weak viper]

i don't know if he is being serious or not

because if he is he should know that maignan was the gk of lille with galtier in 2021

[covert smelt]

Probably not

[leaden dragon]

Donnaroma

[lyric wasp]

Yeah sure lmfao 🤡 everyone trusting u

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1674870704792035352 FINALLY

[novel bluff]

which club did he trained before ?

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/OM_Espanol/status/1674900686453055489 Oh putain c'est pas bon signe ça

[weak viper]

Alanyaspor

[weak viper]

STROOTMAN NO LONGER BELONGS TO US WWW

[covert smelt]

It may be the case again, nice sacked dider digard for this man with same coaching experience. Very confusing

[weak viper]

I wasn't talking about that

The Spanish OM twitter account will stop working

I just hope it isn't a sign that Sanchez won't stay

[torn marsh]

Oops wrong comment

[weak viper]

https://twitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1675081822978592773

Harit stays with us W

[limber void]

why cant we buy livakovic??

i swear

i havent seen a single transfer rumour

in ages

i think we're getting relegated

[weak viper]

You can't buy players if you don't have a coach first

[limber void]

then get a fucking coach my lord

i have no hope

i be hearing rumours about adi hutter

go away

while marseille goes ahead and gets a really good player like kondogbia we have nothing going on

livakovic is a nobrainer

no coach no director of football whatever you say just get him

we need a permanent goalkeeper

who can actually save things

[weak viper]

Get de gea

He is a free agent

And you surely have enough money to pay him for at least 2 years

[limber void]

no

this club has no money

[weak viper]

https://www.lequipe.fr/Football/Actualites/Monaco-a-choisi-adi-hutter-comme-nouvel-entraineur/1405865

@limber void

Adolf Hütter 💀

Goofy ass name

And he's Austrian too

[limber void]

please i want ambition

why are we getting these stupid coaches

hes just another clement

[limber void]

start a project

build something

we're going backwards

[dusty geyser]

His parents probably support a certain politician

[limber void]

formation under adi hutter with players i want us to get that we have some rumours to get

idk about our midfield yet

ben yedder can play for wahi and embolo sometimes

[dusty geyser]

W monaco fan

Do you remember shabani nonda

[limber void]

nah, im not too knowledgeable about all the history just yet

working on itl

know a li

[dusty geyser]

I see

He was a great striker

His style was like osimhen

Sadly injuries ruined him

But still have good memories with my club after he past his prime in your club

[leaden dragon]

https://www.flashscore.com/news/soccer-ligue-1-paris-saint-germain-coach-christophe-galtier-arrested-after-accusations-of-racism/OQKUQuD7/

[dusty geyser]

Bruh

[fierce holly]

Messi is planning to miamia who now messi is 1st match score

[weak viper]

English or French only here + Irrelevant to the channel

Go to #us-soccer

[sterile fractal]

So bullshit tbh

No player ever complained

[raven forge]

Can we sack him without paying ?

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-any-gif-26357631

[limber void]

wait

why does no one want patrick vieira?

[floral jay]

il est fini 💀😭

[covert smelt]

El Yamiq from Valladolid. Should be cheap, he was really good in WC

[limber void]

monaco please i dont know just do something 😭

[limber void]

hes 31 though

thats the problem for me

and not proven either

our defense has been an issue

so i want clear upgrades

like adarabioyo

[covert smelt]

I can see that yeah

I was thinking you had a vacant spot at CB

[limber void]

we will most likely

because of disasi

not confirmed yet

but he'll probably leave

[covert smelt]

proving yourself in WC I think would be worth a shot though

Disasi will most likely leave true

Arent there any Monaco Academy players ready to jump in?

[limber void]

matsima is one who came in midway through last season

hes average, but he was a better option than sarr

still though

we need someone whos good right now because our defense was our main issue

after badiashile left

it was a big big problem

need someone quick and positionally aware

maripan is the opposite of that

which is why our defense imploded

[covert smelt]

Try getting Laporte on loan

heard City doesn't want him

[limber void]

definitely wouldnt want to come here because no europe

[covert smelt]

Who got Europe in Ligue 1 this year?

[waxen palm]

Champions League:

• PSG
• Lens
• Marseille (but have to go through qualifiers)

Europa League:

• Rennes
• Toulouse (TBD still)

Conference League:

• Lille (need to go through qualifiers first)

[covert smelt]

Lyon got nothing? yikes

Toulouse thats a shock

[waxen palm]

as always recently

[limber void]

won coupe de france

[leaden dragon]

it's not TBD

they won coupe de france

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1651890675925786625?t=e03eZ_FUEBGKgylz3dGehw&s=19 guess you haven't read the news

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuL1_/status/1674488029317046286?t=oH4BjNlyxjaNe5EsRyoRBA&s=19 guess we'll know next week if they can

[leaden dragon]

why isn't it confirmed

I'm too lazy to read the french

[limber void]

ac milan are in the ucl though

could just push toulouse to conference league and put lille in the europa league

but

i would rather

toulouse are out

and monaco in for

something

[waxen palm]

I think they were bought by RedBird first

Which doesn't help them

[limber void]

also, it makes no sense why does it have to be toulouse who are kicked out

just for being the smaller club

[waxen palm]

idk man it's unfair but what can we do abt it

[covert smelt]

This is so cringe. Genuinely maddens me that this is a problem

They should have thought about the rules before allowing owners to have multiple clubs

City group also owns a bunch of clubs

What will happen when Palermo returns to Serie A?

Modern football is incredibly stupid soemtimes

[lyric wasp]

Milan should get banned instead

They pay CDK's salary literally

[weak viper]

We don't know who we are facing yet

[fierce holly]

Fanny

[covert smelt]

They'll be announced in August 31

[weak viper]

Nah before

The third qualifying round draw will be the 24th of July and the playoffs draw will be the 7th of August

[covert smelt]

Ur right. They said qualifiers. Nevermind then

[tawny surge]

champions league level experience? 🤷

[waxen palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/RCSA/status/1675589119630622726?t=oBAidG2Wx5s0p1z_epAQ8Q&s=19

Confirmed now

[raven forge]

What

[flat rune]

chelsea legend imo

[tawny surge]

yeah

[limber void]

why didnt he get a better job

[modern citrus]

cuz he has 50M to spend however he likes

[hearty forum]

Strasbourg is ordinarily a decent team

[warm bay]

They were in a relegation fight

[covert smelt]

How do u all Ligue 1 fans feel from dropping off the top 5 leagues

[weak viper]

Still negotiating

[weak viper]

We're still in the top 5 leagues

[covert smelt]

Doesn't seem like it

[weak viper]

Do you know that the season didn't even start yet

This will quickly change

[covert smelt]

interesting. is this uefa coeficient?

[weak viper]

Yes

[covert smelt]

ligue 1 is better as far as league is concerned but then again ajax, feyenoord and the belgian teams have been pretty succesful internationally

kinda cool how the belgian league is becoming better

[lyric wasp]

Ok I'm Belgian myself and this is bs
The ranking you sent is the 22-23 season. Coefficient is based on 5 years.

Belgium went from 13th to 8th

[lyric wasp]

Won't happen cus shitwerp will lose the playoff

Or finish 4th

[covert smelt]

playoff to CL?

[lyric wasp]

Yes

We will rely on UECL

[covert smelt]

i just mean in general, brugge has been getting CL playoff, i think saint gilloise was good in EL? and idk what else team

its nice to see more competitive leagues

Correction, those rankings are based off UEFA competitions it seems

[lyric wasp]

That's why Antwerp in CL won't be good

[covert smelt]

ah yeah i see

[lyric wasp]

They won the title thanks to a false pen

[covert smelt]

they get knocked out

[lyric wasp]

Yea

[covert smelt]

did brugge get CL too?

[lyric wasp]

It should've been Genk or USG

[covert smelt]

i see

[lyric wasp]

UECL

[covert smelt]

damn

[lyric wasp]

Brugge will be seeded in the 3 qualifying rounds

[covert smelt]

they could win it tbh

[spice night]

The 7th best league of European football, hello.

[lyric wasp]

Brugge plays Vs agf arhus in round 2

Should win

[lyric wasp]

Benfica winning

[covert smelt]

yeah should win tbh

[spice night]

I said that cuz according to the new uefa league rankings, ligue 1 is now 7th…

[lyric wasp]

No

Firstly learn to read the UEFA ranking

The one year ranking is NOT the ueaf ranking

France still 5th with its 3 UCL spots unlike Portugal that only have 2

[covert smelt]

yeah its not the coefficients apparently, its only this year results

coefficients are across 5 years

[weak viper]

Not at all, it's just the best leagues last season but we're still the fifth league

[spice night]

Fairs lad

[limber void]

french league is much better than netherlands and portugal all the big teams just let the league coefficient down

you cant tell me it isnt

17th place auxerre finishes top half in portugal

13th toulouse gets european spots in portugal

5th or 6th

[spice night]

Straight up

[leaden dragon]

bro this can't be real

you're telling me the belgium league is higher up than liga portugal and eredivisie?

[lyric wasp]

Always has been 😎😎

[waxen palm]

https://vxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1675919688084103171?t=SwHCMgLzwjaLC9uv8saE8w&s=19

bro even those doesn't work

[opal drift]

Fx not vx

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1675919688084103171?t=SwHCMgLzwjaLC9uv8saE8w&s=19

[waxen palm]

Both work apparently

[opal drift]

Oh wait

[waxen palm]

look at #memes

[waxen palm]

and bro's now finished you'll probably never see anything like this again

This club man

[slender vault]

PSG ftw

[solar gale]

It is just for 2022-23 season

Leagues are ranked based on last 5 seasons

[covert smelt]

Yes, and based off UEFA competitions on top of that

[solar gale]

Actual ranking is this

That ranking going viral on tweeter was just performances of Leagues in 2022-23 UEFA competitions

People believe anything posted on Twitter nowadays & then spread it lol

[solar gale]

Yup

[limber void]

monaco isnt in europe this season so i think france's coefficient is going to be okay

[solar gale]

There’s very little gap between eredivisie & ligue 1 regardless rn

So if french clubs don’t do well in Europe next season then they will drop out of top 5 pretty much

[limber void]

monaco is out

everythings fine

[weak viper]

https://vxtwitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1676127655446429700

I just want to go back to adidas pls

the home jersey looks alright but the away is shit

gk jersey looks good

[torn marsh]

I like the away kit, the collar and sleeve stripes on the home jersey could be better but good enough

[weak viper]

at 2 pm CET there's the first press conference with marcelino

[woven trench]

https://vxtwitter.com/JUANMISB97/status/1676153104113233921?s=20

[torn marsh]

Ligue 1 is no longer a 𝗧𝗼𝗽 𝗙𝗶𝘃𝗲 league as UEFA release the latest rankings:

1 England
2 Italy
3 Germany
4 Spain
5 Belgium

6 Netherlands
𝟳 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲
8 Portugal
9 Turkey
10 Switzerland

@onefootball

😭

[weak viper]

Learn to verify the information you see on twitter

Because it's fake

[torn marsh]

This is from Facebook, I assumed they wouldn't lie stating UEFA officially

[weak viper]

for the away jersey i changed my mind it looks good when it's worn

[weak viper]

same

and it is fake

[torn marsh]

I mean I don't see why they would need to lie

[weak viper]

i already said why yesterday

[torn marsh]

Oh really

[weak viper]

can you show a screenshot

because it was originally onefootball who said this i think

[torn marsh]

Someone else said it's not a overall ranking just for last season

[weak viper]

exactly that

[torn marsh]

There you go

[weak viper]

this season we were the 7th best league that's all

[torn marsh]

It's just a season ranking then but legit

[snow nacelle]

Yes better than psg's

[weak viper]

for the uefa ranking for 23/24 season we're 6th but very close to netherlands

not even one point

[weak viper]

yh

they just misinterpreted purposely for ppl reactions

[torn marsh]

I wonder how they rank it because some of the league's there wouldnt have as much popularity I would think

[elfin sigil]

where is psg in club channels?

[weak viper]

Nowhere

[weak viper]

It's based on European results in last 5 seasons

[weak viper]

Because it's not a big club

[thorn canyon]

Is toko ekambi better as winger or as striker

[weak viper]

https://vxtwitter.com/InfosOM_/status/1676164184634011649

Only title we won this year

[weak viper]

Idk ask Rennes and Lyon fans

[thorn canyon]

Is there any

[weak viper]

yes

@sterile fractal (sorry for the ping)

i know there is a rennes fan too but i can't find him

[austere valley]

https://vxtwitter.com/AmiensSC/status/1675211054618488832?t=ZY9C_03TUGzmJl8lWpEbmw&s=19

Good project

Amiens in l1 soon?

[weak viper]

@thorn canyon just above me now

[austere valley]

Idk but his only good matchs with rennes were as a striker

[limber void]

adi hutter is confirmed 😔

[weak viper]

adolf hutter

new monaco coach

he's austrian

he should go to nice he will find friends

it is

that's why people call him adi

[limber void]

well we'll see

i feel like we're going to sign some terrible players playing for a team that got relegated

because thats what its been sounding like

[weak viper]

sign tielemans again

[limber void]

hes already at aston villa

[weak viper]

oh i didn't know

you can sign adil rami then

[sterile fractal]

winger

never seen him as a ST at Lyon

Toko Ekambi is an average player

[limber void]

its official now

adi hutter

[lyric wasp]

Le bac c ez

[west isle]

i watched him at Gladbach and Frankfurt, i am a fan of him

[weak viper]

https://vxtwitter.com/lnstantFoot/status/1676253785524695040 another one

common dncg L

[lyric wasp]

Honteux

[radiant thunder]

@waxen palm Ndour had an amazing game yesterday with Italy U19

Generational talent

Psg unironically got a good deal, hope he actually develops and keeps his head on his shoulders

[waxen palm]

We signed a thing

But idk if he chose the right club for it

Because we are genuinely bad for developing youngsters except in the past

[radiant thunder]

What about the academy

Plus you could consider giving him a chance in midfield

[waxen palm]

We did that with WZE

now bro's a RB 😭

(for the time being cos we had injuries)

[waxen palm]

yeah probably he'll probably be there for one year and play in UYL then be promoted to the 1st team and be constant starter

@wintry swift @spice night Enrique is good with youth management right?

[spice night]

Yeah ig

But tbf our squad was hella stacked back then

[radiant thunder]

That's good, I believe the kid is a generational talent he was dazzling yesterday. I'm glad he's Italian

[waxen palm]

💪🏽

[wintry swift]

Ermm I don’t know there wasn’t any room for it and the ones that got a chance weren’t good enough

But at psg it might be different

[waxen palm]

We'll see hopefully

Blud I swear if we're getting another coach that doesn't play youngsters that much I'm losing it

[wintry swift]

Idk let’s see what happens with the transfers first

[sterile fractal]

good day for Lyon

2 new recruits: Skelly Alvero and Clinton Mata

Also Thiago Mendes joining Al Rayyan!

[weak viper]

Last season was the same and you finished 8th

[mystic ruin]

If your wondering about the league and potentially dropping to 6th I would read this PSA

UEFA has not posted the new ranks yet

[weak viper]

Thank you I already told people that it was fake 2 days ago

I'm glad that we're not the only ones

[mystic ruin]

I would recommend only using the same 4 sources for anything European football (Replace third source with the FA/League or Player Social Media)

In French football I support OM

Glad I'm not the only one as well

Seriously Can we have a mod pin this message?

[weak viper]

Ask john

But I think people know that it is fake now

[mystic ruin]

Nope they dont

The ESPN FC post is packed with people thinking it's real
50 comments scrolling none point out it's fakeness

[limber void]

my god

[lyric wasp]

The league will drop to 6 as soon as the group stage starts

[limber void]

monaco isnt in europe?

so

[lyric wasp]

No

[limber void]

calm down

france wil be

okay

[lyric wasp]

There's Toulouse 😭😭💀

[limber void]

well thats a problem

[lyric wasp]

The points is an average of point per team

[limber void]

here i am hoping toulouse is banned from europe now

[weak viper]

I guess the majority of these people are ligue 1 haters who just hate on us every time they see a stat, whether it is real or not, on us being bad

[limber void]

even though i like the club

[limber void]

its because of psg

every hates ligue 1 because of psg

[weak viper]

I know

[limber void]

no one bothers to care about the other teams

[lyric wasp]

Psg should be kicked from the league we would have 6 titles

[mystic ruin]

UEFA realized Toulouse wasnt an oil or plastic club so they dropped their complaints.

[limber void]

well uefa took out osasuna

because theyre a small club

[weak viper]

These people don't know that we had 6 different champions in 6 consecutive seasons

[mystic ruin]

The only good league with no capital club is belgian 1A tho

[weak viper]

Between 2008-2013

[mystic ruin]

Yeah but before PSG was Oiled

[limber void]

ligue 1 more competitive than bundesliga 😭

[mystic ruin]

No they both are competitive

[lyric wasp]

BX Brussels overpowered

[mystic ruin]

Just ignore title race

Who?

[lyric wasp]

The best club of the Belgian capital

BX Brussels

[mystic ruin]

Where?

[lyric wasp]

Owned by kompany's sister

[mystic ruin]

Where In League System?

[limber void]

3rd tier im guessing

[lyric wasp]

First provincial

D6

[mystic ruin]

If it's not league 1 or 2 idc

[limber void]

is anderlecht a city?

[lyric wasp]

Yes

[limber void]

dutch i guess

[weak viper]

I have a serious question though, which clubs are gonna be in National 1 2 and 3?

[limber void]

doesnt sound like a city for me

[limber void]

who knows at this point

[lyric wasp]

Anderlecht is french

[limber void]

they dont know how to organize a league

[limber void]

huhh

[lyric wasp]

No idea 😭😭

[limber void]

removing every club in the world

[lyric wasp]

Every city in Bruxelles region is french

[limber void]

every national 3 league and national 2 group is going to have 2 teams

or less

by next season

[mystic ruin]

True

[lyric wasp]

They don't care kicking everyone tbh

[mystic ruin]

Why does BKT sponsor Ligue 2

[lyric wasp]

It will be 3 groups next szn

[mystic ruin]

They already have Serie B

[lyric wasp]

Because bkt lost league cup

[limber void]

Rural teams

[mystic ruin]

What's next? La Liga 2?

[lyric wasp]

Clermont foot 💀

[mystic ruin]

La Liga BKT?

[limber void]

It's smart

[lyric wasp]

The ruralmost club is in ligue 1

[limber void]

ligue 2 has some rural teams

and bkt is an agricultural company

[mystic ruin]

BKT Bundesliga 2?

BKT Championship?

[limber void]

i dont know anything about serie b

[lyric wasp]

I just know the almighty Südtirol plays there

[mystic ruin]

Bottled Promotion

But who knows Serie A might just enact a new policy and send sudtrol back down to Serie B

[limber void]

how does a team who makes the playoff be 9 points off potential relegation

italian lower leagues are weird

[lyric wasp]

Would be ridiculous

[limber void]

with serie c having like 9 playoff teams too

[lyric wasp]

Its like if Belgium kicked Eupen because of German behaviour

[limber void]

per group

[mystic ruin]

People would be in unrest if sudtrol was allowed to serie A

[lyric wasp]

That's not normal

If Südtirol promotes then they hold deal with it

[limber void]

why would there be

[lyric wasp]

What's the problem

[mystic ruin]

Sudtrol is basically miles from austria

[limber void]

if you hate sudtirol because of germans then give the tyrol region to austria

[mystic ruin]

It's German over Italy

Don't get me wrong tho

[lyric wasp]

If they have a problem with speaking German then they shouldn't annex it in the first place
We don't cry because east Belgium speaks german

[limber void]

exactly

[mystic ruin]

Sudtrol seems like a fun club to watch in Serie A TIM

[lyric wasp]

Corsican teams play in ligue 1

[mystic ruin]

Plus rapid promotion

[lyric wasp]

Basque teams play in top 14

[mystic ruin]

What

[limber void]

if people get angry when you say they should let them into serie a and also get angry when you say let tyrol go to austria thats stupid

[mystic ruin]

Last time I Check they were in the red zone of 22/23

[lyric wasp]

AC Ajaccio, SC Bastia and Gazelec Ajaccio have played in ligue 1

Bastia won intertoto aswell

[mystic ruin]

Where are they now?

[lyric wasp]

Ligue 2

[mystic ruin]

Dinosaur Trophy

Exactly

[lyric wasp]

No one in ligue 2 is crying because Bastia plays there

The least legit club is pff

[mystic ruin]

Except for the Corsican Budget

[lyric wasp]

Pf

C

[mystic ruin]

They can't drive to away games

[lyric wasp]

Wdym

[mystic ruin]

There's a sea between the mainland and the island

[lyric wasp]

It has always been like that

Valenciennes doesn't drive to bordeaux

PSG didn't even drive to rennes

[mystic ruin]

Oil Club can afford 5 star planes

[lyric wasp]

In D4 it's worst

They have 4 geographical groups

And Corsica is north

[mystic ruin]

Alsace has like 17 divisions

[lyric wasp]

How

[mystic ruin]

I have no idea

[lyric wasp]

Yeah