ligue-1

[raven hedge]

But what if they send Toulouse to the UECL instead so that they definetely not meet?

[limber void]

unlikely

[west isle]

I remember it as the All-Star team

Mbappe, Moutinho, Silva, Falcao, Fabinho, i could go on, man

[weak viper]

nah they won't

[limber void]

and im pretty sure milan is guaranteed 4th

so

they hve ucl

[weak viper]

and why doesn't milan get disqualified

[raven hedge]

Lille is still 0-0 though

[weak viper]

why is it always the smaller teams

[limber void]

lyon is losing 2-0 lets gooo

no 7th for us

3-0 now

[tacit notch]

Je crois que ce n'est pas l'UEFA qui choisi dans ce cas là mais le propriétaire qui choisi qui inscrire non ?

[queen trench]

Verrati's assist was 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[weak viper]

oui je pense

thank you nice

[waxen palm]

No way haha

[weak viper]

almost 1-0 for us

[torpid cliff]

Ce sont des sales fils de putes ceux qui sifflent Messi

Rien d'autre à dire

[limber void]

PENALTY?

oh phew

was just a free kick

i got scared

[tired hawk]

What did u say?

[limber void]

he slid into the box

[mystic ruin]

Well when this happened with Red Bull clubs they were given an exception

This could potentially happen here as well or not.

[limber void]

theyre rich

thats the difference

[torpid cliff]

The ones who wistle messi are motherfuckers. There is no other word.

[waxen palm]

Pen Brest

[open owl]

Is this the Nice we played last week? Wtf

[torpid cliff]

(said by a PSG fan)

[limber void]

LETS GO

[tired hawk]

Yeah

[mystic ruin]

So it's not particularly impossible but not a high chance rither

[queen trench]

Oh no, Sergio Rico didn't pass the ball properly so Sergio Rico had to take a shot but didn't score 😂

[tired hawk]

3-0 for nice

[limber void]

1-1

LETS GO

CMON BREST

[weak viper]

goal lorient too

[limber void]

aye but lorient are midtable

who cares

useless without moffi

[weak viper]

finally all my games are not delayed from 20 sec

balerdi is having a great game

[open owl]

Wahi getting controlled by Reims defense rn

[lyric wasp]

BREST ILY

[limber void]

toulouse has 8 shots and we have 2 😂

[raven hedge]

@limber void you still think Europe is over for you?

[weak viper]

just when he got called by argentina national team

[limber void]

75% chance

it is

[weak viper]

they don't deserve it anyway

[limber void]

this team doesnt give a shit

[raven hedge]

Thing is, the worst case scenario is going on for us. We're losing and Nantes is gonna win easily.

[weak viper]

Pen clermont???

[limber void]

fofana came out the other day saying he was having a good season

[tawny torrent]

PEN CLERMONT

[limber void]

what about the team

fucker

idiot

[lyric wasp]

I hope he gives pen because he robbed Clermont twice already

[spice night]

Shit pen

[mystic ruin]

What happens if a team already qualified for UCL but win the coupe de france

[covert smelt]

Nah PSG fans boo Messi but not Mbooty when he misses 300 chances?

[spice night]

Missed

[weak viper]

WHAT A MISS

[waxen palm]

MISSED SIUUUUUU

[tawny torrent]

Bruh

[weak viper]

WTF

[spice night]

One of the worst penalties I’ve ever seen bruv

[waxen palm]

BUT WTF ARE WE DOING MAN

[tired hawk]

Well

[weak viper]

this was the worst pen i've ever seen

[spice night]

I would’ve done better 🥱

[tawny torrent]

warra miss

[waxen palm]

ALWAYS THE FUCKING SAME SHIT

[mystic ruin]

Is it distributed to the league or does runner up get the UEL spot (if not already qfd)

[snow nacelle]

Eeks

[waxen palm]

Leading 2-0 we bottle everything

[limber void]

players like diatta and disasi coming out and talking about the team not playing well and how they all had to start playing better and as a team and then fofana comes out and says hes having a great season, one of his most complete seasons and doesnt talk about our catastrophe in the league

[raven hedge]

Their UEL spot is given to the 5th placed team, and the 5th placed team's UECL spot is given to the 6th placed team

[mystic ruin]

So distributed got it

[waxen palm]

And again...

[limber void]

you have the supposed club captain ben yedder not making any statements about the clubs performance and his own performances and instead getting involved in a fight with clement and getting suspended by him for a game

[mystic ruin]

This situation might unfold if UEFA decides to block toulouse

[limber void]

no one in the club cares

[weak viper]

goal lyon

[open owl]

Lyon pull one back

[limber void]

need to sell everybody

[lyric wasp]

Toulouse should not be blocked

[mystic ruin]

So Monaco might automatically qualify just like that.

[raven hedge]

Btw unrelated but what happened with Bordeaux yesterday? Their game wasn't finished

[weak viper]

give us golovin pls

[limber void]

golovin isnt going anywhere

[weak viper]

count it has a lose for bordeaux

[lyric wasp]

Criminal agression from typical Bordeaux violent fans

[limber void]

caio henrique and golovin better stay

our left sided magic

[open owl]

ANGERSSS

[mystic ruin]

RB Leipzig and RB Salzburg both could playin UCL again.

[limber void]

caio deserves a brazil callup

[open owl]

NANTES TO LIGUE 2

[raven hedge]

Ah, so their fans made the team lose promotion just like that

[raven hedge]

THEY SCORED?

[unkempt fossil]

Goal angers

[weak viper]

exactly

[unkempt fossil]

and LOSC

[open owl]

YEs

[raven hedge]

YES COME ON

[limber void]

idiot fofana idiot

[weak viper]

var check

[mystic ruin]

So at this point UEFA just accepts that we can't just constantly shut one of them down

[limber void]

counter attack and instead of going for the pass he shoots from range 😂

[open owl]

NOOOO

[limber void]

doesnt give a shit

[open owl]

Angers goal cancelled

[mystic ruin]

VAR?

OH

[limber void]

hope fofana's career is ruined

[open owl]

AND LOSC goal cancelled

[mystic ruin]

OHHHH

[unkempt fossil]

Rigged

[lyric wasp]

Yes.

[open owl]

Wtf 2 goals scored at the exact same time & both cancelled 💀💀

[spice night]

Free kick for psg, can messi pull a rabbit out of the hat

[raven hedge]

Since we are not able to stay up by ourselves, i hope Angers pull of a miracle and prevent Nantes from winning

[waxen palm]

Cmonnnn

[spice night]

oof

Onto the top of the net

[waxen palm]

...

[weak viper]

abuse pas quand même il l'a juste poussé et il joue bien la comédie le joueur

[mystic ruin]

Anyone think Messi should have signed for PSG for 1 year instead of 2?

[spice night]

Ligue 1 English commentators are so fucking boring bruv

[spice night]

Well 2 makes more sense

[mystic ruin]

Just so he could conquer France and then find another league

[waxen palm]

Another match

[snow nacelle]

......

[open owl]

Well the French ones are trying to pick if Mexico or Belgium is a better summer vacation spot

So jesus

[mystic ruin]

Or try to

[waxen palm]

Another game where Ekitike won't score

[mystic ruin]

One of the two

[spice night]

😭😭😭

[weak viper]

we can't even score against ajaccio 😭

[waxen palm]

I wanna cry bro

[opal drift]

Today

[spice night]

Another game where John Mario isn’t happy with his team

Episode 621

[waxen palm]

You lost against them man

[lyric wasp]

Il a une commotion cérébrale+ y'a pas a descendre sur le terrain comme ça à 1-0 après 15 minutes

[waxen palm]

Lmfao

[lyric wasp]

Personne fait ca

[waxen palm]

💀💀

[spice night]

oui english please

[waxen palm]

True

Clermont wide

Ayo wtf is this team

[weak viper]

HT

[weak viper]

ik

rennes pen

[delicate sigil]

psg

[limber void]

oh this team is uselessss

[delicate sigil]

this is what happens when you play with 11 goal keepers

[limber void]

half time

[spice night]

Clermont need this guy

[snow nacelle]

LOL

[limber void]

toulouse dominated

we're done

sell everybody please

[mystic ruin]

As it stands as halftimes row out

[limber void]

all these useless idiots

[open mountain]

It's HT now?

[limber void]

cant believe we were being compared with marseille and lens just a few months ago

[spice night]

GOOALL

2-2

[tribal fog]

2-2

damn

[open owl]

CLERMOOOONNNTTT

[snow nacelle]

Oof

[weak viper]

GOAL CLERMONTTT

[tribal fog]

bottled it

[spice night]

CLERMONT LEVEL IN RIHGT ON HALF TIME

[keen arrow]

2-2

[open owl]

how do PSG bottle a 2-0 lead

[tired hawk]

Well

[delicate sigil]

HAHAHAHA

[open owl]

With a missed pen aswell

[delicate sigil]

SO BAD

[torpid cliff]

Still Bitshiabu

Still him

[spice night]

JOHN MARIO CANT BELIEVE IT HE LOOKS AWAY IN AGONY

[open owl]

RENNESS

[torn marsh]

Wow 0-0 Ajaccio

[open owl]

RENNES EUROPA LEAGUE

[delicate sigil]

most dusted club oat

[open owl]

😭😭😭

[torn marsh]

Oh chit

[dense bane]

Psg selling. looks like a FT draw

[weak viper]

PLS LILLE WIN I DON'T WANT RENNES IN UEL

[limber void]

GOALLLL RENNESS

YEAHHHH

[lyric wasp]

Rennes scores afterthe game ends 🤡🤮

[limber void]

how is fofana in the french nt ☠️

[lyric wasp]

Road to top 7 leagues 🔥🔥

[raven hedge]

The standings at Half-Time

[weak viper]

live table

[lyric wasp]

Lens Toulouse and Rennes in Europe 💀💀💀

[dense bane]

monaco and lyon man...😭

[raven hedge]

With teams like that in Europe i see france falling in the UEFA Rankings, unless PSG does a good UCL run

[leaden dragon]

sorry

[weak viper]

we will do a legendary run in uel

[leaden dragon]

They will next year, just watch

[weak viper]

i hope

[lyric wasp]

That's why o said road to top 7 leagues

[leaden dragon]

Yeah I hope you do well in UEL

[open mountain]

Why is Toulouse gonna play in Europe when they r 13th?

[leaden dragon]

your team is quite solid i gotta say, even as psg fan

[warm tinsel]

This game is going fast

[raven hedge]

You think you'll not make it to the UCL groups?

[raven hedge]

They won the cup

[open mountain]

La Coupe de France ?

[raven hedge]

Yes

[leaden dragon]

uel

how is it 2-2 😭

wdf

[open mountain]

If a 13th place is winning it, it has to be very shitty competition

[lyric wasp]

OM are clearly the best club in the qualifiers 💀

[leaden dragon]

are they

[weak viper]

we will qualify

but finish 3rd

[lyric wasp]

Less shit than Plyon

[lyric wasp]

Yeah unless you think psv are better

[raven hedge]

Depends if you're in POT 3 or POT 4

[leaden dragon]

psv are good, ubt definetly not better

[open mountain]

Yo, I like Lyon, tho they r kinda racist

[lyric wasp]

They're carried by refs and still can't win

[indigo kettle]

I am so serious, why is Donnarumma so over hyped? What makes him any better than a DDG?

[weak viper]

you're in the "clubs hated by the whole country" club

alongside nice and troyes

[covert smelt]

Why us nice hated

[open mountain]

Honestly, I joined cuz I like Karl Toko (and I'm Cameroonian)

[weak viper]

they are nazis

[weak viper]

support rennes then

he hates lyon now

[weak viper]

only lille like them

[open mountain]

I don't like moving around
And Rennes is pretty new to me

[lyric wasp]

Yes they purposely let us win with 0 shots in 2021 to help us 😂😂

[open mountain]

I would like to join Marseille, but I don't want to seem like a glory hunter

[weak viper]

stay at your club

[lyric wasp]

'marseille' 'glory'

Glory hunters are PSG fans and only PSG fans

[limber void]

go die bud

[open mountain]

OM has the UCL

[limber void]

where do you liv

e

in france?

[waxen palm]

Fucking done

[lyric wasp]

Yes but OM are losing and disappointing ever since

[weak viper]

another lille offside goal

[open mountain]

I'm in Cameroon bro

[lyric wasp]

Support Canon yaounde

[limber void]

oh really

[lyric wasp]

That's the only one I know sorry 😭😭

[open owl]

Auxerre en L2

[weak viper]

LENS GOAL NOOOOO

[waxen palm]

Lol

[limber void]

supporting local clubs in most african countries isnt fun and is useless

[weak viper]

PLS ANGERS SCORE

[limber void]

unless youre in a big league

[open owl]

Lille second cancelled goal😭😭

[limber void]

like nigeria south africa egypt algeria or smth

[open mountain]

Well, in Cameroon I have my teams I support
Those that r from my natal region

[limber void]

but ya youre cameroonian supporting a big french club isnt glory hunting

do you have any place u wanna live in the future

in france

[weak viper]

NANTES SCORED TOO

[limber void]

city

[open mountain]

And my clubs in Cameroon are SHIT 😭😭

[waxen palm]

Yeah Nantes is pretty much safe now

Ekitike just wide

[weak viper]

PEN CHECK NANTES

[limber void]

what city do u wanna move to in the future

[snow nacelle]

Been a while since he scored

[limber void]

monaco is my dream so aye i chose that

[weak viper]

nah there's nothing

[leaden dragon]

yeah

[snow nacelle]

Monaco??

[weak viper]

no pen

[open owl]

no pen nantes

[leaden dragon]

I still find it crazy how man city silva is coming to psg

pretty good

[open mountain]

Bro, living in France is not the point
I'm looking for a team I'm gonna like, and I'll support for a reason of value imo

[leaden dragon]

Monaco??

[weak viper]

nothing's sure

[leaden dragon]

did I hear Monaco

[limber void]

I'd say monaco but

lol

it aint going great

[lyric wasp]

It's still fun to watch games irl

That wasn't a pen for Nantes so the decision is fair

[leaden dragon]

everyone is back to their original uniforms

[limber void]

ya but like in a country like cameroon which doesnt have a great league structure i doubt the stadiums are good

[weak viper]

GOAL LILLE

[snow nacelle]

Honestly if clermont won today I would be happy for them

[limber void]

nigeria nd ghana do but those are the only in west africa with actual leagues

[waxen palm]

Passing is dead

[open owl]

ETTT LILLE

[open mountain]

Monaco seems cool
But anything associated with Mbappe, my hand is out of that

[weak viper]

are we the only game where there are no goals

[waxen palm]

Lille back to 4th that is

[weak viper]

goal montpellier too

[limber void]

not associated to mbappe anymore

[waxen palm]

1-1

Wahi

[limber void]

ben seghir off ahh noo

but embolo on

edan diop on?

what

clement?

[open owl]

WHAT A GOALL FROM WAHI

GREAT HEADER

GREAT CROSS FROM SAVANIER

OH OUII

[waxen palm]

Who should've won best youngster award

[open owl]

wahi

[limber void]

i think clement is officially broken in the head

bring on diop instead of volland

oh boy

[weak viper]

when is elmaz going to play

[waxen palm]

Now I'm watching this one

[open owl]

ladies and gentlemen we are witnessing Wahi's last goal at Montpellier

[waxen palm]

Ffs

[open owl]

give me those 35 million euros please

at least 35

i'll take 60

[limber void]

we dont have 35 mil we're poor now

gotta get it from arsenal

[lyric wasp]

LILLE OSC ALLEZ ON TE LACHERA JAMAAAIISSSS

[open owl]

arsenal takes him then

great to be doing business with you thank you

[weak viper]

goal strasbourg

[waxen palm]

MESSSI

NAH WTFFFFF

[raven hedge]

Come on Angers do a miracle

[open owl]

i heard we were going for fucking Satriano to replace Wahi btw

[waxen palm]

HOW DO YOU MISS

KSSKSJSJSJJWJWWJWJ

[spice night]

MESSI WTF BRUH

[open owl]

Satriano has 6 goals in his entire career

[waxen palm]

WTFFFFFFF

[snow nacelle]

Umz.

[lyric wasp]

Cameroon has good stadiums from the african cup

[delicate sigil]

messi pulled a mbappe

[waxen palm]

See trains

He bottled that

[spice night]

Fucking hell mate

Ye

[waxen palm]

Not only Mbappe can

[wintry swift]

GET THIS FRAUD OUT OF MY CLUB

[delicate sigil]

he did his best mbappe impression

[limber void]

i dont think the clubs use it

[weak viper]

bro thought he was in a rugby game 💀

[raven hedge]

It's crazy to think that if somehow PSG loses tonight, then Lens will have finished just 1 point behind them

[open mountain]

Eto'o is changing things tho

[spice night]

🔥

[weak viper]

3 points for q$g

[waxen palm]

how lmfao

[spice night]

That was so well done from mbappe man

[waxen palm]

I won't know

[spice night]

Wish I had his speed

Unfortunately I’m only fast during one thing

[waxen palm]

Stop fucking playing WZE at LB

[spice night]

Anyways

[open mountain]

DAMN RIGHT!

[waxen palm]

That's why he conceded the pen

[waxen palm]

Eating

[weak viper]

mtpellier goal again

[waxen palm]

GOAL

[spice night]

Messi’s ass better score

[waxen palm]

Reims 1-2 Montpellier

[spice night]

Yes

[open owl]

GOALLLLL

[weak viper]

we did 13 shots 💀

[open owl]

NORDINNN

[waxen palm]

what a coincidence

[open owl]

I LOVE NORDIN SO MUCH

[waxen palm]

warra number

[raven hedge]

Will Will Still still have a successful first season if Reims doesn't finish in the Top half of the table?

[open owl]

IT'S NOT US TAKING REMONTADAS THIS TIME

OHHH YEAHH

[open mountain]

Maybe Messi did it on purpose to make Mbappe feel bad

[open owl]

what a mistake from reims tho💀💀 wtf

[waxen palm]

Ekitike off

[open owl]

How tf

[waxen palm]

Solar System on

[open mountain]

Feel what he does whenever Mbappe ruins his assists

Just saying tho

[weak viper]

malinovskyi close

[waxen palm]

Bruh why Vitinha off

Sanches on

[spice night]

I call him solar panel but this is so much better

[raven hedge]

@limber void as it looks like your only hope for Europe is by legal actions

[spice night]

Messi you bum you shoulda scored than

The short ass prick

(Not me dissing him while being as tall as him)

[weak viper]

in french you could say crème soler

[waxen palm]

Post Marseille

[weak viper]

which means sunscreen

[open owl]

I'm not gonna lie Leroy is too much

[spice night]

Dang

[open owl]

bro needs some training

[waxen palm]

OOF

[open owl]

NOOOO

[spice night]

Nice save

[waxen palm]

What a save

[open owl]

MAOUASSAAA

GOAL LINE CLEARANCE

[waxen palm]

MESSI NEEDS TO SCOREEE

[snow nacelle]

Aaaaaa

[spice night]

His ass pissed the chance

[waxen palm]

ALLEZZZZZZ

[snow nacelle]

Saved 😦

[spice night]

*missed

[waxen palm]

Instead of booing pricks

[wintry swift]

Messi’s farewell with an OG

[spice night]

I will be there no matter what

[waxen palm]

We will be there for sure

Last minute

[wintry swift]

And 2 pens conceded

[weak viper]

wait i just saw that blanco got injured at ht

[waxen palm]

Your GK

?

Ffs pass to Hakimi Mbaps

[weak viper]

yes

[limber void]

angers please

[waxen palm]

Was he already playing or

[spice night]

Mpops

[weak viper]

yh

[ancient hearth]

yo

[waxen palm]

Damn lol

[ancient hearth]

does somone have the psg server

[weak viper]

vitinha tavares and bailly

[ancient hearth]

does somone have the psg server

[weak viper]

in

[dense bane]

PSG man, you gotta win the last game. A good farewell for messi and ramos

[open owl]

Der Zak is reading this chat. Bro subbed him off the second I sent this

[ancient hearth]

does somone have the psg server

[waxen palm]

Nah sorry

[weak viper]

balerdi tavares and goatlexis off

[ancient hearth]

ohhh

[weak viper]

hope it isn't his last game

[ancient hearth]

who is barca fan

[waxen palm]

Also stop spamming please

[open owl]

NOOO

THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN 4-1

A goal line clearance & a post😭

[waxen palm]

2-3

Clermont goal

[dense bane]

WAIT WTH

[open owl]

HAHHAHAHAH

AHAHHAHA

[snow nacelle]

Omg

[open owl]

HAHAHHA

[weak viper]

LMAOOOO

[dense bane]

What is happening

[open owl]

NOOOONNN

[waxen palm]

I WANNA DIE NAH WTF

[open owl]

MAIS C'EST INCROYABLE

[delicate sigil]

HAHAHAHHA

[waxen palm]

...

[delicate sigil]

HAHAHAHAH

[open owl]

THEY HAVE A MISSED PEN TOO😭😭

[dense bane]

Does it count? where is VAR?

[open owl]

fr said don't need that pen😭😭

[open owl]

Grève

😭😭😭

[tawny torrent]

only if Lens won another game

[keen arrow]

AINT NO WAY PSG BOTTLED THE 2 GOAL LEAD

[tawny torrent]

fuckkk

[keen arrow]

💀

[waxen palm]

I don't know what to say blud

This is so them

[open mountain]

PSG Downfall

[waxen palm]

Shameless

[dense bane]

Nah psg will score again. i am sure of that. they ain't losing the last game at home

[waxen palm]

Even worse

We shouldn't be even winning that league

[weak viper]

if q$g lost last game they would be on equal points with lens

[waxen palm]

This literally the Lille game

[dense bane]

Atleast a draw

[open owl]

I need me an Angers goal please

[waxen palm]

Ffs

[open owl]

Make this interesting

WTF

Maouassa is so mad about being subbed off

Refused to hug club president & pushed aside assistant manager

[lyric wasp]

Clermont deservedly winning

[tawny torrent]

how is mbappe not sick and tired of ligue 1 yet

[waxen palm]

No Mbappe man

[snow nacelle]

Cmonnn team

[dense bane]

Psg will score. come on kylian

[snow nacelle]

What's clermonts secret? How did they get so good so fast

[waxen palm]

Almost 2-4

God man

[open mountain]

4 times player of the season, why should he be?

[dense bane]

nah clermont will lose. come on psg

[spice night]

Psg are so ass man

[limber void]

doing good transfers that psg cant do

[weak viper]

they have great chemistry

[delicate sigil]

i think i speak for everyone when i say we need a 5-2 finish

[waxen palm]

WAKE THE HELL UP FUCKING SHIT

[tawny torrent]

to prove himself in an actual league lol

[snow nacelle]

💯

[west isle]

i've never seen John this upset before

[spice night]

How do these madem say “we are gonna win the ucl bruv” every season with this bs💀

[open owl]

TOULOUSE

[weak viper]

GOAL TOULOUSE

[open owl]

TOULOUSEEE GOAL

AND AUXERRE

AUXERRE PULL ONE BACK

[tawny torrent]

also this psg new kit is so bad

[open owl]

COME ON

[spice night]

Verratti you twat leave the ref alone

[limber void]

MONACO IS AN L

LOLLL

GOALLL TOULOUSEEE

YESS

[spice night]

No way it’s fine

[limber void]

S

[weak viper]

lens gk 💀

[limber void]

COME ON TOULOUSE

[tawny torrent]

nah its dogwater

[raven hedge]

GOAL FOR US, WE'RE BACK IN IT

[snow nacelle]

Are you just here as a psg hater

[open owl]

bro lost his mind 💀 wtf

[waxen palm]

Brev I had enough

[tacit notch]

[tawny torrent]

nope

[snow nacelle]

There's still time

[waxen palm]

This team us beyond done

[dense bane]

Lens game bout to be a thriller

[west isle]

....

[spice night]

I guess you can say, Monaco are playing they want Toulouse ba dum tss……

[waxen palm]

This is still unacceptable

[limber void]

monaco are so bad ☠️

[lyric wasp]

Let's go Toulouse!!

[limber void]

losing to toulouse 😂

[weak viper]

still no goal in our game

[open owl]

TROYESSS

ALLEZ MON GRAND

[weak viper]

troyes goal

[spice night]

Messi you wet fart you should’ve scored the earlier chance

[limber void]

chief bottlers of ligue 1 🫡

[open owl]

T'AS TOUJOURS UN BUT EN TOI

[waxen palm]

Bruh

[open owl]

Go out with a bang

[waxen palm]

Totally gives another push for Rennes

[open owl]

Yea

[limber void]

GOAL LINE CLEARANCE

[open owl]

It's over

Lens goal

[weak viper]

goal lens

[limber void]

WHAT A DEFENSIVE ACTION

[open owl]

Let's just end the fairytales

Auxerre to L2

I think we all just have to face it

Nantes not going to L2 unfortunately

[limber void]

Great defending by costa

[spice night]

Also I opened fifa the other day, how tf did Renato Sanchez make team of the season….

[waxen palm]

Lens should've won this title

[raven hedge]

Goddammit

[limber void]

keeping monaco from scoring with that clearance

thank god

[waxen palm]

Messi is fucking ghosting man

[raven hedge]

Angers plz do a miracle

[limber void]

shit he hit the post after sliding into the challenge

[lyric wasp]

We thanks Toulouse for our European spot

[waxen palm]

Nothing happens he gets taken everywhere

[weak viper]

goal mtpellier

[open owl]

Sacko wtf he doing

GOALL

[waxen palm]

Again

[open owl]

ALLEZZZ

[spice night]

Yo the psg ultras look mad intimidating, wonder what would happen if I wore a Marseille shirt there

[limber void]

lille bottling 4th ☠️ new monaco?

[open owl]

ALLEZ MON CHOU

[snow nacelle]

Give us some goals

[open owl]

MAIS C'EST INCROYABLE

Lens goal cancelled

[weak viper]

LENS GOAL DISALLOWED COME ON

[limber void]

AHH

ALLEZ AUXERRE

[lyric wasp]

Not losing to Toulouse

[waxen palm]

Bruh

[delicate sigil]

bodied mbappe

[weak viper]

you didn't see ours them

[open owl]

MONTPELLIER QUELLE PRESTATION INCROYABLE

[weak viper]

paris tifos 💀

[limber void]

why u getting mad at tiny club monaco for losing

[open owl]

but knowing us, still not safe at 75' 3-1

[raven hedge]

I still think we are unable to do a comeback, our only hope to survive is for Angers to equalise

[spice night]

I have your look like they would kill someone if they wore a psg shirt or sm

[open owl]

it was NOT Wahi's last goal at Montpellier, THIS is Wahi's last goal at Montpellier

[spice night]

Messi 89th minute equalizer after ghosting I will be there no matter what

[weak viper]

om game's commentators are literally eating a speciality form corse rn

[open owl]

I am clapping, thank u Wahi ur amazing

[waxen palm]

He's fucking alone there

Ffs

[weak viper]

they don't even care anymore about the game

[waxen palm]

@ionic cave there's #bot-sandbox for that

[limber void]

Welcome to Monaco Wahi 👋
Bring a bottle with you

[waxen palm]

Not here

[weak viper]

he's not the first one

[limber void]

Almost 2-0 for Toulouse

ugh how did he miss that

[dense bane]

Still waiting for the PSG goal

[limber void]

idiot

[weak viper]

i think there's a problem with that

[open owl]

Montpellier game commentators moved on from choosing between Mexico & Belgium for the summer vacations and are choosing which continent is best for swimming at the beach

[waxen palm]

who else

[snow nacelle]

Pls update us

[open owl]

of course

[snow nacelle]

We want to know too

[weak viper]

ISAAK NOOO

AND GOAL LENS

[open owl]

they're sticking with Montpellier beaches

[waxen palm]

Well...

[limber void]

akliouche on for vanderson ash

[snow nacelle]

Hmmm

[open owl]

ah merde Lens goal

yeah it's over

[limber void]

clement doesnt know how to make subs

ANGERS DO SOME HEROICS

PLEASE

[waxen palm]

This time it's awarded

[charred cloud]

It plays better than psg

[weak viper]

COME ON ANGERS

[waxen palm]

Danilo yellow

[open owl]

MONACO

[weak viper]

goal monaco

[limber void]

☠️

[open owl]

ALLEZ @limber void

[weak viper]

and pen lille

[limber void]

HAHHSAKHFBAL;F

AFABFALNF

[open owl]

UN PEU D'ESPOIR

[limber void]

ALLEZ

[open owl]

ALLEZ

[weak viper]

what's happening

[limber void]

HSFBSBAH

[lyric wasp]

Nooo

[raven hedge]

I'm watching Angers in case they perform a miracle and it's been 2-3 minutes of just subs happening

[west isle]

Wahey!

[open owl]

BEN YEDDER

[spice night]

allez blue

[waxen palm]

Ofc it's him

[limber void]

BEN YEDDER ISNT USELESS AFETR ALL

[snow nacelle]

Big sigh. I don't think we are gonna win today

[lyric wasp]

Ppl happy to have shit clubs in Europe 🔥🔥

[limber void]

i know who tf wants monaco in europe 😭

[open owl]

hot take but i ca nalso keep Wahi for one more season if it means we can replicate the 2012 season & win Ligue 1 under Der Zak

[spice night]

Wissam Ben yedder fifa guy 🔥

[open owl]

[limber void]

but onwards

[weak viper]

pls lille score

[charred cloud]

No one wants the entire ligue 69 in europe

[raven hedge]

Openda an underrated baller

[weak viper]

MUGHE IN FINALLY

[limber void]

goal for diop next pls

[weak viper]

he almost was the hero against annecy

[lyric wasp]

Penzltroyes handball smh

[waxen palm]

Solar owned

[limber void]

FUCK

[open owl]

Wahi has just left the pitch for Valère Germain, for the last time

[limber void]

SO CLOSE

[open owl]

THANK YOU WAHI! he's crying 😭

[limber void]

POST FROM AKLIOUCHE

[open owl]

last time at Montpellier yes but

thank you

fr kinda emotional now

[waxen palm]

Donnarumma off

Letellier on

[lyric wasp]

Wtf

[waxen palm]

Bitshiabu off, Parquinhos on

[weak viper]

so that he is considered a champion

[waxen palm]

Corner again

Yep

[raven hedge]

Angers is playing better during the last couple minutes, my hope is still up

[dense bane]

I WANT messi to score

[waxen palm]

Mbappe just leave this club bro

It doesn't deserve you

[snow nacelle]

10 min pls score 1 more at least

[limber void]

im waiting to see "Philippe Clement sacked" tomorrow

POST AGAIN

FUCKING HELL

FROM AKLIOUCHE AGAIN

[spice night]

😴

[lyric wasp]

Toulouse pls hold this 😐😐😐

[covert smelt]

L Messi

[spice night]

Me when psg

[weak viper]

wtf tavares

[delicate sigil]

wait till psg realizes they will have to rely on soler to play the playmaking role next season

[spice night]

HAHA

@waxen palm

[covert smelt]

https://twitter.com/espnfc/status/1665090068153860098?s=46&t=ubpqqay6wYglZZe2xavshQ

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

PSG fans were booing after Messi missed this chance 😬

Likes

7707

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466

Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 8:16 PM

[waxen palm]

lmfao

[covert smelt]

messi sent

the ball back to barcelona

[spice night]

Fax bruh

His ass shoulda taken a touch

I would have scored that

[covert smelt]

ikr

🤣🤣

[waxen palm]

No way they gonna tell me we gonna make Asensio one

[spice night]

His ass is on discord

[dense bane]

Come on i want a psg goal

[covert smelt]

who do u support

[covert smelt]

lmao

[spice night]

Marseille

[covert smelt]

asensio to psg

[waxen palm]

PSG

[spice night]

He supports marseille

[covert smelt]

why have vini as pfp

[covert smelt]

oh

[waxen palm]

That's @weak viper

[spice night]

Nah I was jokin

He support LSG

[waxen palm]

I can't?

[covert smelt]

ikr i was thinking the same

[covert smelt]

he owns ur club tho

[covert smelt]

true

...

[waxen palm]

I don't fucking care bro

[lyric wasp]

"changement côté breton" 💀🤡

[waxen palm]

Isn't even relevant

[covert smelt]

thats like me, a real madrid fan, putting messi as my profile 😭😭

[covert smelt]

bro change it too Mbappe

[spice night]

Mate what?

[covert smelt]

fr like I’m never doing that

[weak viper]

goal ajaccio 💀

[covert smelt]

i mean

vini still good

[waxen palm]

Lmfao

YESSSSSS AAAAAAH

[lyric wasp]

They said Brittany club was doing substitution but both clubs are from brittany

[dense bane]

They scored??

[open owl]

AJACCIO AHAHAH

[waxen palm]

THEY DID IT AGAIN

[weak viper]

we always take these types of goals

each game

[waxen palm]

No Ajaccio against Marseille

At least I'm happy about smth tonight

[open owl]

GOING OUT WITH A BANG 💥

[dense bane]

Ohh, i am waiting for the PSG goal

[spice night]

Oh

Psg 🔥

[waxen palm]

We won't be there

[unkempt fossil]

1:2 Toulouse

[waxen palm]

LMAO

[weak viper]

i want to laugh

[dense bane]

Monaco man

why??

[weak viper]

GOAL TOULOUSE YESSS

[lyric wasp]

TOULOUSE THANKS GOD LETSBGOOOOO

[covert smelt]

Psg losing 💀

[limber void]

NUBEL

HOLYL SHIT

[unkempt fossil]

Nvm

[limber void]

HOLY

.

SHIT

LMFAO

LMAOOO

offside

thank fuck

[covert smelt]

PSG LOSNG 💀

[limber void]

holy shit

[waxen palm]

bruh

[limber void]

nubel gave the ball away when he tried to dribble it

[lyric wasp]

Whyyy

[limber void]

volland on

[unkempt fossil]

Nübel career highlights

[dense bane]

Man even if PSG win or draw, galtier needs to go

[snow nacelle]

Gharbi?

[dense bane]

Come on PSG, atleast a last min goal

[open owl]

Look at our 2nd half man 🔥🔥😮‍💨

[delicate sigil]

acting like it's galtier's fault

[snow nacelle]

Pls. We need a miracle 😂

[delicate sigil]

expected to win a ucl with zaire emery soler vitihna ruiz and a bunch of teens

[limber void]

OMG

WHY

WHYYY

SO CLOSE

FOR DIO

P

[lyric wasp]

😐😐😐

[waxen palm]

We are losing to Clermont after 4-0, 1-6 and 0-5

[snow nacelle]

Ugh

[waxen palm]

+3'

[weak viper]

i don't understand why some people think that we did a great season

[dense bane]

come on psg a last min messi screamer

[weak viper]

only good thing is that we beat q$g

[lyric wasp]

It was great until matchday 33

[waxen palm]

Freekick

Galtier ffs

[snow nacelle]

What

[weak viper]

if we played every game like this game we would be champions

[waxen palm]

How are you playing the youngsters at the end

[delicate sigil]

messi free kick

we will be there

[spice night]

Free kick

[waxen palm]

Lmfao I can't

[snow nacelle]

It's a joke

[spice night]

Can Messi do something Wallahi man

[waxen palm]

FT 1-0 Nantes

[weak viper]

FT nantes stays in ligue 1

GOOOOALLLLLL TOULOUSSSE

[waxen palm]

DO SMTH AYO

LMFAO

NO WAY

[lyric wasp]

Nantes timewasting very much

[waxen palm]

It's not going in

[dense bane]

I want a last min messi screamer

[limber void]

haha

[west isle]

…

[waxen palm]

It's joever

[limber void]

haha

haha

[raven hedge]

It's over.

[waxen palm]

Saved

[open owl]

TOULOUSE

[waxen palm]

Knew it

[open owl]

AHAHAHHA

[spice night]

Ahh nearly from messi

[snow nacelle]

Damn. Almost

[raven hedge]

Welp, I should've expect it, we're going down

[snow nacelle]

Diaw is good man

[west isle]

Maybe no European football is a blessing in disguise for next season

[spice night]

Sanchez you are so ass man

[waxen palm]

Well it's over

[west isle]

But this sucks man

[snow nacelle]

Omg we're losing

Really losing

[dense bane]

Messi screamer incoming

[spice night]

Messi’s final kick of a ball with psg

[open owl]

Auxerre to L2 unfortunately

[spice night]

Almost a goal

[waxen palm]

FT

[spice night]

FT

[waxen palm]

2-3

[lyric wasp]

Toulouse ily ❤️❤️😍

[dense bane]

FFS i hate this

[raven hedge]

We should've won Toulouse last week, it costed us everything

[waxen palm]

FUCK THIS CALLED PSG TEAM

[snow nacelle]

😭😭😭

[waxen palm]

We should be liquidated

[delicate sigil]

I DON'T HAVETO WATCH PSG EVER AGAIN IN MY LIFE 😭😭❤️

vamooos

[snow nacelle]

It's horrible

[waxen palm]

Ayo

[open mountain]

FINALLY
THE PSG NIGHTMARE IS OVER!!!!

[waxen palm]

LIGUE 1 IS OVER

Finally lmfao

[snow nacelle]

To all the barca and messi fans - farewell.

[waxen palm]

THANK YOU MESSI

THANK YOU RAMOS

[spice night]

For what?

[wintry swift]

Messi leaving

[snow nacelle]

MERCI RAMOS 🤍❤️💙

[weak viper]

COME ON LILLE SCORE THIS

[weak viper]

troyes stand is red now

[wintry swift]

Damn really wish Messi scored that fk

[delicate sigil]

NO MORE PSG HARAMBALL THIS LIFETIME

[spice night]

Same

[lyric wasp]

Troyes stadium empty asf

[hollow orbit]

Nantes safe lets goooo

[waxen palm]

FT 1-1 at Troyes

[wintry swift]

Mpaypal top scorer

[open owl]

LIGUE 1 OVER MONTPELLIER VERSION:

Thank you Wahi, Mavididi, Sakho (hopefully) 🧡💙

For the first time my two clubs finish 12th 💀 let's hope next year both finish 1st but it's not looking good brev

[weak viper]

as always

[snow nacelle]

So mbappe is top scorer?

[open owl]

Troyes and Ajaccio leave with a BANG 💥

[open owl]

yes

[snow nacelle]

Cool

[raven hedge]

Turns out this won PSG the league

[open owl]

Ligue 1 top 10 goalscorers this season:

[unkempt fossil]

gdi Lille

[covert smelt]

the messi that showed up at the game today

[leaden dragon]

dissapointing match

[raven hedge]

Lots of goals this year

[waxen palm]

Thought you said goal

Lmao

[open owl]

Ligue 1 Top 10 xG (Scored) this season:

[snow nacelle]

Clermont really put their best foot forward today

[west isle]

...well there's that done

[unkempt fossil]

UCL: Paris, Lens
UCL 3rd round qualifiers: Marseille
UEL: Toulouse, Stade Rennais
UECL: LOSC

[leaden dragon]

mbappe has 6 behind haaland

[lyric wasp]

Saving grace coefficient again 🔥💫

[snow nacelle]

Only 6?

[leaden dragon]

ye

[weak viper]

finally no more monaco

[leaden dragon]

he's rlly good

[open owl]

Top 10 G+A this season

[torn marsh]

Lmao psg and Marseille losing

[leaden dragon]

yeah we lost this match

[torn marsh]

We lost to Ajaccio TF

[leaden dragon]

idk what happened

[waxen palm]

Isn't LOSC in the UECL play-offs

[unkempt fossil]

Lens just making up the numbers

[open owl]

Top 10 penalties (taken/converted) this season

[snow nacelle]

Has marseille won a match recently ?

[lyric wasp]

We will win the playoffs

[snow nacelle]

10!?

[weak viper]

last game we won was against angers

[torn marsh]

Lost last 3 games

[weak viper]

i think

[waxen palm]

Good Mbappe isn't there

[lyric wasp]

Jonathan David 🔴⚪🔴

[leaden dragon]

nantes pitch invaded since they didn't get relegated

[leaden dragon]

haha no mbappe!!!

[torn marsh]

Last 2 before this sorry

[leaden dragon]

let's gooo

[waxen palm]

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1665099999938502659?s=20

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 OFFICIEL ! Le classement final de la Ligue 1 saison 2022/23 !

Likes

687

Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 8:55 PM

[open owl]

Top 10 red cards this season 😭🧡💙

[lyric wasp]

No Cahuzac

[west isle]

this makes me more frustrated that he didn't take the penalty against Belgium in the WC

[waxen palm]

Lens only a point behind is crazy

[torn marsh]

Wow lens were that close

[leaden dragon]

Mbappe the GOAT

[waxen palm]

should've won this league tbh man

[unkempt fossil]

That's like juventus last title

[leaden dragon]

why

[unkempt fossil]

They only "finished" 1 pt ahead

Because they went on vacation after winning early

[leaden dragon]

🇫🇷

[west isle]

Lens in the UCL group stage is unreal man

[weak viper]

angers didn't beat lens record

[waxen palm]

they were more serious all season long than we were, unlucky at the end

[leaden dragon]

ye

[covert smelt]

https://twitter.com/reshadrahman_/status/1665100482334052353?s=46&t=wZXVymzazZMrs91ENiePtQ

Reshad Rahman (@ReshadRahman_)

😭

Likes

647

Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 8:57 PM

[unkempt fossil]

Lens, Union Berlin, Real Sociedad, Newcastle in the group stage

[covert smelt]

th messi

hes soo happy

leaving

[snow nacelle]

Ramos deserved a better last game. Sobs.

[weak viper]

probably usg too

[leaden dragon]

yep

[unkempt fossil]

"I won the world cup"

[covert smelt]

hes retiring

[unkempt fossil]

Belgian league is finished if they let van bommel win it

[weak viper]

???

[west isle]

Doesn't Sociedad finish near the european spots normally?

[leaden dragon]

yes

[unkempt fossil]

Yes, but haven't played ucl in 10+ years

[covert smelt]

"i am going to al hilal for 1 bil"

[west isle]

good for them tbh

[weak viper]

i'm not sure about that

[covert smelt]

i am meant to add a question mark at the end sorry mate

[leaden dragon]

newcastle hasn't in twenty

[unkempt fossil]

Union berlin hasn't since...

ever

[covert smelt]

looks at man city : 🗿🗿

[torn marsh]

Sociedad got a bit lucky

[west isle]

Union is the more surprising yea

[leaden dragon]

man city never won a ucl

and that streak will continue because inter will win haha

[weak viper]

you didn't too but i really hope inter wins

[covert smelt]

lamo

[leaden dragon]

the onyl french team to ever win was you lol

30 years ago

[unkempt fossil]

I am now a ligue 1 fan since Bundesliga is finished

trash league

[leaden dragon]

that's crazy

[weak viper]

nahhh no way

[torn marsh]

Idk about that lol especially after watching their match tonight

[unkempt fossil]

ligue 1 was always clear

[open owl]

Top 10 Saves per Game this season:
Of course Lecomte on top 🧡💙

[west isle]

welcome, don't come to monaco

[leaden dragon]

??

[unkempt fossil]

I will pick no team so I can never be let down

[weak viper]

it was ironic

[west isle]

*this is what i should've done but NOOO

[leaden dragon]

ligue 1 isn't that bad

[weak viper]

of course i know we've won it

how can a marseille fan not know that

[leaden dragon]

i was just pointing it out

[snow nacelle]

PRAY.

[leaden dragon]

which side are you on

I hope inter wins

[open owl]

Oh no Mbappe? Ok...
Top 12 (yes... to include Messi) big chances missed this season

[leaden dragon]

but he also had the most goals scored

[open owl]

Yeah ik, this stat doesn't show much

[leaden dragon]

but yeah if he was consistent he'd beat haaland this season