ligue-1

[open owl]

i think MDZ is gonna have an important impact on the decision

[modern citrus]

yes

I heard germain is gonna go

so that's even less competition for him

[open owl]

thank god

[modern citrus]

not that it's a big loss

nor a big danger for him

[open owl]

not at all

germain is just here to receive banter at this point

[modern citrus]

I guess he can help with development but he has no credibility

[open owl]

BENJAMIN LECOMTE MASTERCLASS

bro i swear this keeper always has to have at least 1 worldclass save every game

GOALL

GOALL MONTPELLIER

GOALL

MAOUASSAAAAA

FAITOUT MAOUASSAAA

WHAT A GOAL WHAT AN ASSIST BY WAHI

ITS 2-0 ITS OVER

[torn marsh]

Monaco are funny

[open owl]

dude i fucking love this team man 😭

[limber void]

lmfaooo

[modern citrus]

montpellier in europe soon tm?

[limber void]

this is why im not watching the game

[modern citrus]

psg lorient yawn

not sure I wanna watch

[open owl]

not this szn but next year we're definitely getting a european spot

i genuinely think conference league is perfect for us

[modern citrus]

yes

if savanier chills with the red wahi stays and MDZ mostly

[open owl]

As an unbiased opinion I think we would get battered in europa league

but conference league we would get at least to QF if not SF & then anything can happen

plus we REALLY need european football, we only had it for 1 season in our history & we got 2 points in UCL group stage

[torn marsh]

Montpellier for the underdogs

[open owl]

😍

GOALL

NORDIN

ITS 3

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL ASWELL

MONACO PLAYERS ARE CRYING

[gusty pewter]

0:3!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAGAA

YEES

IMPORTANT

Ever since wirtz, diaby, frimpong and co fucked monaco and disasi they have been shit lmao

[open owl]

MILLE MERCI POUR CE FOOTBALL INCROYABLE

AHHHH MONTPELLIERRRRR

GOALL

GOALLLLLALALALAL

MAVIDIDI MAKES IT FOUR

ITS FOUR

[modern citrus]

HAHAHA

NO WAY

[limber void]

3-0 LMFAOOOO

HAHAHHAA

4-0 HAHAHA

WE'RE SO SHIT

clement better get sacked holyyyy

[gusty pewter]

It's 4

[open owl]

WE ARE BACKKKKKKKKK

[gusty pewter]

Mavididi

[modern citrus]

damn whats going on xd

[gusty pewter]

Former juve man scores

[open owl]

MDZ MAGIC IS GOING ONNN

[modern citrus]

nordin is crazy today

[limber void]

how do you be this bad 💀

cant believe i just ordered my kit

[modern citrus]

bro monaco only has away games

everytime I see their stadium its fucking empty

except for the away end

[open owl]

Germain coming on 😭😭

Wahi
Germain

[modern citrus]

noo xd

[open owl]

COME ON MAKE IT 5

Monaco so bad they would let Germain score

[modern citrus]

disasi looks like he wants to off himself

[lyric wasp]

Montpellier enchaine 2 masterclass en 2 semaines 😍

[torn marsh]

gg

[open owl]

YOU GUYS LET GERMAIN SCORE AHAHAHAH

oh damn it

it was foul

[junior ferry]

Monaco 💀

[open owl]

AHAHAH HE ACTUALLY SCORED THO

IT WAS 5-0 BUT REF JUST CANCELLED GOAL & BLEW FULL TIME WHISTLE

😭

[torn marsh]

Lol

[modern citrus]

xddddd

it doesn't matter

germain scored

that's all that matters

[weak viper]

LMAO MONACO

I expected them to lose but not losing that much

[limber void]

3-1 loss to angers next week

theres no way clement cant be sacked with this many humiliations this season

including our next one to angers

[modern citrus]

clement had beef with diatta I heard?

[limber void]

yeah in training

they said it was resolved i doubt

because he was on the bench

[modern citrus]

I don't think so

[limber void]

for edan diop

[modern citrus]

bruh

[limber void]

19 shots to 7 💀

[modern citrus]

absolute joke

[weak viper]

Nice already scored

[modern citrus]

nice

troyes has a funny squad

[weak viper]

They're ass

Clermont scored

[modern citrus]

I realize

reine adelaide in full on depression atm

the most famous player in their team is adil rami

😂

[modern citrus]

early goals today wtf

[weak viper]

True

[modern citrus]

come on will still

what is that

[open owl]

Clermont 😭

[weak viper]

Will still is finished now

He starts to lose very often

[modern citrus]

thankfully one of these was against us

xd

im watching napoli instead I wanna see the scenes

[weak viper]

nice almost scored again

var check for potential pen for angers

pen

mandanda foul

man dived but ok

[modern citrus]

angers moment

[weak viper]

he scored

[modern citrus]

if rennes lose

[weak viper]

expected as mandanda is shit on pens

[modern citrus]

that's normal for him

[open owl]

ANGERS 😭😭😭😭😭

Bro if Angers wins this

😭

[weak viper]

there was no pen

[open owl]

Dude idek what match to watch

[weak viper]

watch the multiplex

[open owl]

Ouais mais Premier League aussi

[weak viper]

troyes defence:

[open owl]

Big relegation match avec Leeds/Bournemouth ou aussi Man City who's throwing against Fulham

[weak viper]

je peux pas la regarder

[open owl]

me rn

[weak viper]

je pouvais avant sur rmc sport mais maintenant que c sur canal je peux pas

[open owl]

Y a toujours les sites russes hein 😭😭😭

Oula bournemouth qui se met bien confortable 2-0

Bon bah du coup on regarde pas ce match 🤣🤣 ça c'est réglé

Ah Rennes equalize

Bon voilà that sorts it too

[weak viper]

goal rennes

[torn marsh]

Goal rennes

[open owl]

i'm not used to no montpellier at 3 PM on sundays

[weak viper]

troyes fans singing "on est en ligue 2" 💀

[torn marsh]

Rennes goal

2-1

[open owl]

ANGERS EQUALIZE

[weak viper]

goal angers

[open owl]

AAHAHAH

[weak viper]

rennes and monaco are so bad

[torn marsh]

Lol

[raven forge]

https://twitter.com/TetardTVV/status/1652668271500378112?s=20

Tetard (@TetardTVV)

Bahahahaha Angers c’est des génies 😂

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PTDRRRRR

[open owl]

ANGERS WITH THE EQUALIZER IT'S 3-3

GOAL CANCELLED 😭 PRESTATION DIGNE D'UN CLUB AVEC 15 POINTS EN 33 MATCHS

[spice night]

Hello hello

Kinda odd not seeing a psg match channel

Can’t troll ol boy Johnny anymore lmao

[lyric wasp]

Angers will beat Monaco lets go! we hope!!

[torn marsh]

MESSI

PSG looking like theyre going to do something so far

Slowed down a bit, well Lorient trying to slow it down. Psg moving forward in comfort

[spice night]

Pfft

[spice night]

The moment I read this

Lorient score

[open owl]

Lorient goal 😭

[torn marsh]

Lol

I'll just won't say anything now

[tepid pilot]

Piss g things

[weak viper]

Come on Lorient

[torn marsh]

I can't remember the record but I think PSG have been losing to the mid table teams

[spice night]

Red card

For hakimi

Overrated bum

[weak viper]

LETS GOOO

COME ON LORIENT THIS IS YOUR CHANCE

[torn marsh]

Oh chit

[open owl]

LMFAO

WTF

[tepid pilot]

Wtf did Hakimi do

[torn marsh]

Ahaha

Ahhh it's there ref can call that if he wants

[night tulip]

Ahahahaha

It was a deserved 2nd yellow tbh he was late and hit him with the spikes 🥱

[torn marsh]

That's funny after conceding too

[open owl]

Bro said je vais en vacances

[night tulip]

Any Frenchman who can tell me what it says?

Spotted it on my vacation last time

[covert smelt]

i just start to watch the match what happening ?

😭

[weak viper]

It's long but wait

[torn marsh]

Psg losing 0-1 and hakimi got a red

[lunar gust]

psg being psg

[covert smelt]

bruh 💀

[covert smelt]

u support psg ?

[lunar gust]

all that bullshit to just be like "those dudes are bad and mbappé is a diva, QSI GET OUT"

[torn marsh]

Nah I support Marseille

[spice night]

Tf happened there blud

GOAL

:/

no clue what happened there

[torn marsh]

Wtf

[night tulip]

Nope

[spice night]

Same

[night tulip]

?????)

Now I see what you mean

[torn marsh]

Lmao

[open owl]

WTF

THEY WERE SHOWING REPLAY

🤣🤣

[spice night]

HAHA

IVE SEEN IT

[lyric wasp]

Lets gooo Lorient!!!

[lunar gust]

ligue 1 production

[spice night]

MBAPPE YOU SNEAKY MAN

[stiff bough]

wait did he score 💀

[torn marsh]

That's some shite 😂

[spice night]

yeah

Goal given

Keeper kept the ball down Mbappe just tapped it in

[stiff bough]

what was that 😭

[torn marsh]

That I have not seen

[stiff bough]

bro is sneaky

[spice night]

that is 100% a goal

[night tulip]

There is no way this should

[spice night]

The keepers stupid for that

It’s counted

[torn marsh]

Ref wants to go home

[stiff bough]

mhmhm

[spice night]

I’m ahead of y’all so sorry for the spoiler

[night tulip]

Ohhhhh nvm

Now I understand

[spice night]

It’s not out for a goal kick but the keeper kept the ball down after he had it in his hands

[night tulip]

There was no stopping of the game

[spice night]

So Mbappe just scored

Yep

[torn marsh]

Lorient should be pissed

[lyric wasp]

nooooo

[spice night]

It’s smart play

[night tulip]

I thought it was stopped cuz there was a replay while the goal was happening

[split flint]

wtf was that

[torn marsh]

Lorient looking like they're getting frustrated

[weak viper]

"Al-Khelaifi

Hypocrite slayer of the Super league
Lightened by Financial Fair Play
Zero sanctions after the Real Madrid game
Not sure that you and Aleksandr will be able to go to the next world cup
Or be sneaky!" (first message)

[torn marsh]

Lorient deserve to lose for that

[crystal ice]

how much assists does Messi need now?

[atomic urchin]

Mbappe’s goal got me weeping bro

[weak viper]

"Mbappé,

Authentic like the pseudo-PSG
Individualistic like a NBA diva
Hypocrite like Al Khelaifi...
No doubts, your place is here"

[atomic urchin]

FUNNIEST thing I ever saw

[safe jackal]

Cheating

[lyric wasp]

PSG are cheating

[atomic urchin]

It stood too 😭😭😭 idek if it’s supposed to count or not but it’s still funny

[lyric wasp]

shouldnt count lmfao if it was anyone else they would disallow

[safe jackal]

All the clubs should file a report or something

[lyric wasp]

Same shit but you put OM or Rennes or Strasbourg it would never count

[weak viper]

any other ligue 1 team except lyon

but it should count

[torn marsh]

I think they called it a throw from a goal kick

[atomic urchin]

I’ll take it but I wouldn’t care if it was disallowed either, cuz it’s still so funny

[weak viper]

GOAAAL LORIENTTT

[torn marsh]

Fr

[weak viper]

THANK YOU LORIENT

[crystal ice]

Lmao

[tawny torrent]

1-2💀💀

[spice night]

Woohoo

[weak viper]

THE TITLE RACE ISN'T OVER

[safe jackal]

🤣

[torn marsh]

Lol

[night tulip]

LETS GOOOO

[lyric wasp]

LETS GOOOOO

[stiff bough]

😳😳

[crystal ice]

Donnaruma

[lyric wasp]

FC LORIENT TOO GOOD 🐟

[spice night]

What was he cooking?!!

[night tulip]

Marseille and Lens still up there

[lyric wasp]

L'OM va gagner le championnat

[night tulip]

My TV crashed after the kickoff

[modern citrus]

hahaha whats going on

[atomic urchin]

Most uneventful Ligue 1 game

[lyric wasp]

Lorient shitting on PSG and PSG cheated to score 1-1 but still conceded 3 minutes after

[modern citrus]

le bris ball

watch psg try to sign him at all costs

[ebon creek]

what is psg doing 💀

[modern citrus]

nothing special

just normal psg games

[ebon creek]

true

[torn marsh]

We better own the next game farkin

Ht kick off

This ref wants to play cards

[wintry swift]

I heard someone say last summer “ruiz is exactly what psg needs”

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-lol-cant-stop-laughing-gif-14341553

[weak viper]

dieng needs to come in now

ramos close

ekitike about to come in

kalulu injured

DIENG ABOUT TO COME IN

W COACH

[open owl]

Mvogo 💀

What a save with his head

[torn marsh]

Head save ahaha

[open owl]

What a shot

[torn marsh]

Come on Lorient get some shots in

[weak viper]

if veratti played for another team he would've got a red card

[torn marsh]

Ooo

[weak viper]

DIENG WTF

Bro didn't upgrade since he left us

Dieng 💀

he is ass since he went on

[torn marsh]

Amateur when players give the foul like that

I guess there was some counter on anyway

Those longs ball are working

[weak viper]

lorient are parking the bus

[open owl]

LORIENT

GOAL

[weak viper]

DONT SPOIL

[wintry swift]

Mudded

Dieng

[torn marsh]

Yeeee

[wintry swift]

Offside

Fuck

[torn marsh]

Aw

[open owl]

😭😭😭 found the canal watcher

[torn marsh]

Should've shot it oh well

[wintry swift]

No psg ultras?

What happened

[weak viper]

PLS NO OFFSIDE

[wintry swift]

noo

Offside

[open owl]

Offside

[torn marsh]

Play on let's go

[wintry swift]

GOALLLL

DIENGGGG

[weak viper]

NOOO

[atomic urchin]

That’s WILD

[wintry swift]

🤣THIS CLUB IS FINISHED

[open owl]

GOALLLL WHAHAH

WHATT

[open owl]

SINCE WHEN WERE U PSG FAN

[torn marsh]

Goal?

Yeeee

[open owl]

Yes

[weak viper]

YEEEESSSSS

I TOLD YOU DIENG WILL SCORE

[weak viper]

it was for the offside

[wintry swift]

Twice

5 minutes

Qsg at it

[lyric wasp]

YESSSSS

[random geode]

bro lost to Lorient 😭

[lunar gust]

what if Galtier stays

[wintry swift]

Mendes injured again

[weak viper]

COME TO OM PLS LE FEE

[stiff moat]

is it possible psg to lose the title

lmao

[weak viper]

FANS ARE ALREADY LEAVING LMAOOO

[rough agate]

Psg are so bad

[wintry swift]

It just ended lmao

[weak viper]

YES

[weak viper]

im 1 min late

[wintry swift]

The ref ended it 20 seconds earlier LOL

[stiff bough]

1-3 🤓

[lyric wasp]

💀

[tranquil saddle]

Psg rip bozo

[torn marsh]

Gg

[willow palm]

Ghosting against unknown uber eats league teams is such a messi thing ong 💀😭👻

[torn jetty]

DONDE ESTA LEO MESSIIIIIIII

https://tenor.com/view/pionel-pessi-pessi-pessi-ghost-ghost-leo-messi-gif-24136745

[weak viper]

W LINEUP

NOW WE MUST DESTROY AUXERRE

[torn jetty]

How has Guendouzi been this season I heard he’s gonna get sold?

[weak viper]

He don't play much in recent games and whenever he plays he plays at CAM while he is way better at CM

And yes he may be sold this summer

[snow nacelle]

Hey. So I'm new in here and trying to sense the crowd. I know it's not a good day to ask but - is there anyone here that supports psg?

[lunar gust]

probs lot of ppl here

its the biggest in popularity in france with OM

but those supporters suffers a lot

i.e. today against Lorient

[snow nacelle]

That was very bad indeed 😕

[weak viper]

There are some here but be careful a lot of people who say they like q$g are just Messi/neymar/mbappe fanboys

[lunar gust]

tbh

i would say there would be less than 10 dudes in the server, or less, that was supporting PSG before Qatar entered

[weak viper]

There were a lot

[lunar gust]

in this server ?

[weak viper]

It's just that there were only passionate persons that went to the stadium

Now it is half of tourists

[weak viper]

Discord didn't exist before Qatar took over psg

But rn there are @waxen palm and @raven forge

[lunar gust]

well true 😂

got me there x)

[lunar gust]

well sadly thats how the club want to look like

they dont want it

[weak viper]

We're still the only french club to have it

[lunar gust]

a jamais les premiers

[weak viper]

Exactement

[snow nacelle]

Really? I didn't know this. That's great

[lunar gust]

yup

the only french club to have the little star

[weak viper]

Bro 💀

[lunar gust]

while PSG uses billions on Messi/Neymar

[weak viper]

Why do you think we have a star for then

[lunar gust]

to get in the round of 16th

[weak viper]

https://tenor.com/view/basile-boli-marseille-om-vainqueur-de-la-ligue-des-champion-a-jamais-les-premier-gif-11995261

[snow nacelle]

I'm new to this !!

[weak viper]

This goal is the UCL winning goal

[lunar gust]

the only goal of the match in fact

le ptit Basile Boli

[snow nacelle]

I thought psg would go further this year but they were really helpless against BM

[lunar gust]

its PSG

[weak viper]

Their manager is ass that's why

[lunar gust]

dont expect smth good

their team is a mess

[weak viper]

Also they don't have the European culture

[lunar gust]

at the same time u get Messi Ramos Mbappé for big big nights

but at the same time the clowns Galtier Bernat Ekitike

nah

they dont deserve to go far in the UCL with that

BM maybe wasnt the best one to pick up but they had to win against everyone

not to draw against Benfica

(Benfica got Brugge, so Paris wouldve gone through i presume)

[snow nacelle]

I'm trying to figure out why they're so broken but can't determine what's the root cause :/ I like a lot of the players individually but together they have so little chemistry

[weak viper]

Maybe no midfield

[snow nacelle]

Maybe

But I feel like every single player looks so lost all the time

[lunar gust]

i feel like they try to act as a team

but they look to practice all alone

[weak viper]

Also maybe because most players don't care about this small club and only want their paycheck

[lunar gust]

u cant let all ur project into individual qualities

that too

cuz PSG's model to buy only star so they make money is profitable but not as a football club

if they were an brand more than a club maybe

[snow nacelle]

Well to be fair

[lunar gust]

today the clubs the biggest in france with money & popularity gained with the people there is

but its far from it sports wise

coupe de france saw Toulouse (12th in Ligue 1) winning in over Nantes (15th)

PSG got eliminated by Marseille

[snow nacelle]

I think every club including psg tries to buy players to improve their performance (not just branding although it's an important bonus too) but psg didn't do it successfully. They don't have the right mix somehow

[lunar gust]

and then Marseille proceed to lost to a second division team

[snow nacelle]

Hey

Yeah I was going to say that. Shocker.

[lunar gust]

honestly

that match was a good one for OM and a bad one for PSG

not only cuz they lost

just cuz they didnt wanted to win

u bring Messi Mbappé & other big names

[snow nacelle]

Sorry I meant to say that this was a shocker

[lunar gust]

to win a rather useless cup in a rather bad country in Europe

and they didnt even won it

but it shows how little they care and they just want Ligue 1 again and again and trying in the UCL

[snow nacelle]

Yeah

And by now they're just waiting for the next season. I wonder who we'll have left.

[lunar gust]

they shouldnt wait

cuz the title isnt guarrnated

if Marseille wins tonight, its only 5 points

[snow nacelle]

Absolutely

And I'm sure marseille is hungrier than they are

[lunar gust]

that would be the first title since 2012 iirc

so ofc they are hungry

if they are hungry they are qualified for UCL cuz Lens wouldnt catch up

[snow nacelle]

But psg only has bottom clubs left to play. OM has slightly tougher opponents left but I'm sure they'll give it their all

Let's see

[weak viper]

That was expected lol

We always lose to these teams

[snow nacelle]

??

Why so?

[weak viper]

We lost against annecy, Andrézieux, Canet en Roussillon and much other more in recent years

[lunar gust]

i mean

if PSG continues to random teams 1 or 2 times like today

with the full roster ofc

its not gonna go through

[weak viper]

The tifo 😍

[lunar gust]

my man having better tifo than performances in coupe de france

[weak viper]

Compare these tifos to those of q$g and you'll easily see who has the best fans

[lunar gust]

best or dedicated

cuz ur a fan of psg cuz of a player

not in marseille

[weak viper]

And we don't need a company to make it

[snow nacelle]

Guess the gap will be down to 5 points after 2 hours

[weak viper]

Kickoff

[weak viper]

Not sure

We're bad at home

[snow nacelle]

They better win this one.

Next week against lens seems more uncertain

[lunar gust]

they better win this one and prepare for Lens

if they can one more win than PSG its gonna be close if PSG draws

[snow nacelle]

Yes.

Even as a psg supporter I don't think they do well by being too complacent

We need OM back up 😉

[weak viper]

Nice dive hein

[lunar gust]

also need PSG to play that game someday

[weak viper]

Vitinha missed everything

[lunar gust]

how much already ?

[weak viper]

Maybe 3 big chances

[torn marsh]

Come on Marseille show us all the shots

[limber void]

go auxerreee

[weak viper]

Goal auxerre

Great goal

[torn marsh]

Oh my gosh I knew it

Aye nice goal though

[weak viper]

I was sure as soon as they have one chance they would score

[lunar gust]

man

why did i thought marseille would win

[snow nacelle]

Still early

What. Did he just say that Monaco lost 0-4 yesterday

[pine roost]

Dear @Skriniar you chose this

Now enjoy

[lyric wasp]

the goal is amazing

[lunar gust]

yep

to Montpellier

[snow nacelle]

He will. Bye.

[jade abyss]

bad vitinha

[weak viper]

MAKE CROSSES FFS

HT

WTF

WHY DID YOU KEEP DOING USELESS PASSES

[lunar gust]

OM really wanna keep the 8 points deficit

[limber void]

lets gooo

[limber void]

that's supposed to be surprising?

[open owl]

YEAHHHHHH

LET EM KNOW WUSSUP

MHSC BEST TEAM WW

[lunar gust]

haha

remember 2012

[limber void]

monaco in a relegation battle next season if clement stays

[weak viper]

Tavares will surely enter the pitch at the end of HT

[snow nacelle]

Hey, a chelsea fan 😄🙈

[open owl]

heylloo

yeah I'm equally a MHSC & Chelsea fan

I have to be

[snow nacelle]

You doing OK?

[open owl]

Sometimes it makes me mentally insane sometimes it makes me sane

[open owl]

Bro if Montpellier didn't get MDZ I probably would've been in a world of hurt rn

If Montpellier kept playing like they used to beginning of season and Chelsea... well Chelsea is Chelsea... I would've been... i don't even know

[snow nacelle]

I don't even follow the prem but these days I've been popping by the Chelsea Instagram just for fun hahahaha

[open owl]

I'm glad Tottenham is taking the spotlight for banter at the moment but Chelsea got its fair share

I'm just glad Montpellier is doing so good

[limber void]

haha i dont really have a premier league club i support with my heart but my favourite is leicester

[snow nacelle]

Spurs played a decent game today. They deserve better

[limber void]

so i hate this season

[lunar gust]

depressed at best

[open owl]

Eh it's mostly Liverpool bottling

But it's ok I hate spurs

[snow nacelle]

Still

Ahahaha

[open owl]

Fax

Let me find my january meme about this

[jade abyss]

faut le laisser sur le banc tavares

[open owl]

What I had to deal with

[lunar gust]

haha

[open owl]

But it's all gucci we bounced back

[lunar gust]

not chelsea but MHSC yes

[snow nacelle]

Whenever I think psg is bad, I just look at Chelsea

[lunar gust]

chelsea wont even bounce until 23/24

[open owl]

By 'bounced back' I mean lost 3-0 to Nantes at home (& ate 2 red cards) & 2-0 to Strasbourg

This got Pitau sacked and then the MDZ era started 😍

[snow nacelle]

Why not?

Depends who they get as a coach I guess

[weak viper]

Pk

[open owl]

It's gonna be Poch

[jade abyss]

quand il joue on perd

[snow nacelle]

100% confirmed?

[weak viper]

Nn

[jade abyss]

et faut m'expliquer aussi

pq il met 2 goals sur le banc lui

[weak viper]

Pas forcément

[weak viper]

Qu'est ce que t'as contre Tudor en fait

[snow nacelle]

There he is

[lunar gust]

thats kinda what i mean

they cant rly bounce back in that state but maybe with transfer window

[jade abyss]

rien mais 2 gardien sur le banc

[weak viper]

Ben y a pas de limite donc pourquoi pas

[snow nacelle]

Transfer window? But they alr have a million good players. I'm excited to see who they'll sell

[lunar gust]

they may sell some and take coaches with that

Lampard aint staying

[weak viper]

Second half started btw

Also talk about ligue 1 now pls

[open owl]

Je vois pas l'interêt en vrai mdrr

[lunar gust]

its gonna be a draw for Marseille

[snow nacelle]

I did !! I said there he is, your tavares

[snow nacelle]

Hmmmm

[lunar gust]

Auxerre chance to win grew up when Tavares entered the pitch

not a coincidence

[pine roost]

I bet he really will

[snow nacelle]

How are these chance to win things calculated btw?

[weak viper]

Tavares replaced kabore

[lunar gust]

idk tbh, just typed ligue 1 in google and clicked the match

[snow nacelle]

Me too I always follow stats on Google but no idea where they come from

[weak viper]

THAT'S A PEN

HOW

[snow nacelle]

Oh shit what happened? I got distracted

Wheww

[lunar gust]

ref said nothing

OM saying hand ball

[snow nacelle]

Man

[weak viper]

Auxerre goal turned into prime neuer

[lunar gust]

lmao

[snow nacelle]

What was that

Their defence seems really good

Well much better than psgs

[weak viper]

Of course they are parking the bus

[snow nacelle]

Eeks it looks impossible to break through

Everything gets headed away

[weak viper]

We did 40 crosses 💀

Payer and Guendouzi in

Vitinha and mbemba (??) out

[snow nacelle]

They just need to keep going

One of these has to go in eventually

[covert smelt]

marseille playing well?

[weak viper]

Yh but we can't finish

[covert smelt]

alexis will net one

[weak viper]

GOOOOOALLLLL

[snow nacelle]

Whoo

[weak viper]

UNDERRR

COME ON

FINALLY

[snow nacelle]

Maybe they'll gain some confidence back

And score another one

[open owl]

Auxerre don't bottle !!! 😡

AUXERRE BOTTLED

[snow nacelle]

AYEEEE

MY CRYSTAL BALL CAME TRUE

[open owl]

TOUT S'ECROULE

[weak viper]

GOOOALLLLLLL

AGAINNNN

[open owl]

SANCHEZ

[weak viper]

OFFSIDE NOO

[open owl]

AUXERRE CRUMBLE

[snow nacelle]

Oh no

SHIT

[open owl]

Is it?

[snow nacelle]

Waiting

[weak viper]

GIVEN

[open owl]

Yeah it's not off

[weak viper]

LET'S GOOO

[snow nacelle]

Awesome

[weak viper]

2-1

[snow nacelle]

This is an indoor stadium?

[weak viper]

No

[snow nacelle]

Looks like there's a roof

[weak viper]

It's the most beautiful stadium of france

[weak viper]

Yh but not on all the stadium

[snow nacelle]

I feel like OM may score a third

Because AA is confused now don't know to defend or attack

[lunar gust]

oh yeah now they are back

[snow nacelle]

What a pity

!!

[weak viper]

Bailly in

Under out

+3'

[snow nacelle]

Final minutes let's go

[weak viper]

WHAT A SAVE LOPEZ

[torn marsh]

YEEEEEE

gg

[weak viper]

Balerdi in

Kola out

FT

2-1

LET'S GOOOO

[snow nacelle]

Congratulations @weak viper

[weak viper]

Thx

[torn marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-oh-yes-yes-o-yeah-yes-no-yes-go-on-yea-yes-gif-24983806

Got nervous there

[snow nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/didier-deschamps-yes-celebrate-football-excited-gif-5556748

[lunar gust]

is over

went over my prediction

[willow palm]

Messi the fraud

Done it again

Ghostin in uber eats league

[tender sage]

On god bruh

[limber void]

man

why did auxerre have to collapse

[waxen palm]

I finally have my wi-fi back

Damn almost 12 hours

Anyways we lost again at home

This club is so dead

[waxen palm]

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1652787423053578242?t=mzHGtyDxJZ3_eXKD_WiyKQ&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 Réaction de Romain Mabille, président du Collectif Ultra Paris, après la défaite face à Lorient.

« Même en étant leader ils arrivent à nous foutre la honte [...] Respecter le PSG c'est aussi savoir le quitter »

(Instagram)

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Twitter · Apr 30, 2023, 9:30 PM

Whatever they say, it's still the same mistakes every week

@spice night @tawny torrent hope you had fun today

[tawny torrent]

nothing to smile about in my life

[waxen palm]

how

If it's LaLiga I understand

[tawny torrent]

a certain catelonian club and its fanbase make that very difficult

[waxen palm]

I mean you are still in UCL and in the CDR final

[tawny torrent]

i suppose

but la liga is important

but i reckon life as a psg fan is worse

they're so inconsistent and all over the place

[waxen palm]

😅

don't tell me

We haven't won the French Cup for 2 seasons now

In the UCL it's the same fucking mistakes

[tawny torrent]

you only winning the league is such a bad season for you

[weak viper]

The title race isn't over

Only 5 pts

[tawny torrent]

psg needs european success soon lol

[waxen palm]

ofc it isn't

[tawny torrent]

whos 2nd?

marseille?

[weak viper]

Us

[tawny torrent]

nice

[waxen palm]

but you will find a way to put an end into it

like always

[waxen palm]

we can't obviously

[tawny torrent]

sell messi

sell mbappe (to us)

get rid of neymar

veratti, its time to go blud

[waxen palm]

tell that to mr Campos

[tawny torrent]

marquinhos, you can respectfully leave, you're ass

[waxen palm]

We need to have a chat with Verratti and Assquinhos

[tawny torrent]

donnarumma youve been 23 ever since you were born, time to move on mate

i just dont see a good future for psg overall

[waxen palm]

nah keep him

[tawny torrent]

they dont have the same talented players as other clubs do

[waxen palm]

Get rid of everyone

Bernat, Ekitike and all the players coming back from their loans

Navas can't be number 2 again ffs

[tawny torrent]

ekitike isnt bad but he isnt him

navas is loaned?

[waxen palm]

he's been shit since WC

yeah

[tawny torrent]

oh i thought it was permanent

[waxen palm]

for one season

nah

would've loved if it was

[tawny torrent]

keylor navas can come to us, i dont like lunin

[waxen palm]

he deserved better

poor thing

he isn't good?

[tawny torrent]

he conceded 4 goals to some unknown argentinian

good penalty saver but

i dont see him being a good 2nd

[waxen palm]

well

[tawny torrent]

but no one wants to be a 2nd gk, thats why all of em suck

[waxen palm]

the defence didn't help for another part but he could've done better in some chances

Courtois would've done much better

do you think the time he gets rn is enough

?

[tawny torrent]

lunin?

[waxen palm]

yes

[tawny torrent]

hes gotten quite a lot of time this season for a backup keeper

since courtois have been injured a lot this season

[waxen palm]

bcs I remember when Courtois was out for a while he was actually decent

[tawny torrent]

yeah he wasnt bad but

[waxen palm]

he played a lot ofc

[tawny torrent]

he is shit sometimes

and some other time

he just lets a goal in and doesnt do anything

[waxen palm]

😭

loan him out or smth

[tawny torrent]

well according to spanish sources, he wants to renew but the club isnt interested

fuck it, put camavinga in goal

[waxen palm]

you have some ideas bro

but anyways

[tawny torrent]

what about renato sanchez

[waxen palm]

Fuck this team called PSG bro

[tawny torrent]

wasnt he suppose to be good

[waxen palm]

we bought the injury prone version of him

I wanted the 2016 Bayern one

Or Lille 2021

[tawny torrent]

you got him quite cheap

so there had to be a few flaws

[waxen palm]

yeah I hope he would've been good

Well he is

But HE'S TOO INJURY PRONE

[tawny torrent]

also why do psg fans boo messi lol

[waxen palm]

That's what lacking for him

Expecting him to be the best man, and playing a big part in the UCL

They want the Messi Barca version

They also see him being a bit lazy on the pitch with no pressing or defending etc @tawny torrent

[spice night]

Lmfao

[waxen palm]

Did we have a match channel or not btw

[spice night]

No we didn’t

[waxen palm]

Just to confirm

Good

[spice night]

I spoke here in ligue 1

[waxen palm]

Better than getting laughed at on the match channel 💀💀💀

[spice night]

Psg need a squad overhaul

HAHA

Where were you

You weren’t here when psg were getting played around

[waxen palm]

wi-fi fucked me

[spice night]

Oh

[waxen palm]

for 13 hours straight

[spice night]

Hey at least you enjoyed the match right

Oh wait…

💀

[waxen palm]

But yeah when I saw the game we were 1-0 down and had a red card

[spice night]

Hakimi with a reckless tackle

Mbappes goal might be my favorite goal of the year so far

[waxen palm]

He's fucking stupid lmao

He could've got a red directly

[spice night]

Tbh with you I do feel like hakimi is overrated

[waxen palm]

It was one of the funniest and most intelligent ones

[spice night]

He’s not entirely as good as people say he is

But I’m not saying he’s bad either

[spice night]

Big brain moment

[waxen palm]

Is it related to his recent affair with his gf

[spice night]

Wait what?

No😭

I’m talking about his game/abilities as a footballer

[waxen palm]

nah but could it have affected him a bit compared to b4

he's losing balls, making stupid tackles

it ain't him

[spice night]

Maybe

[waxen palm]

He's not that Inter or BVB version

Ofc when you get into PSG you are not playing as good as you expect

Like Soler, Vitinha or Fabian

They literally were so much better than at their previous clubs

This is concerning

We are ruining careers

Hope Oshimen, Kolo Muani or Kane doesn't make that mistake

💀💀💀

[limber void]

kovac was sacked when he was 6th, clement is heading towards that. he better be gone

[limber void]

osimhen is gonna stay at napoli

[opal drift]

Hell no you have the most things to smile about

There is no club in a better position than you guys

[waxen palm]

See life's hard Awesome

We cannot do shit at all

[opal drift]

We can’t

The cycle must be broken

Sell the club and start from scratch

[tawny torrent]

City

[opal drift]

Not even City, they don’t have the same experience you guys have in the Ucl, and they don’t have 14 ucl to smile about

[opal drift]

Even as a PSG fan when I see clubs like spurs and atletico madrid I feel bad for them

Atletico Madrid, Arsenal, and City have been close to the ultimate glory but never reached it

And spurs haven’t reached any sort of glory recently

[lyric wasp]

Cannes est (enfin) promu apres 9 ans !

[oak scarab]

Harry Kane and son deserve a better club bro

[limber void]

oof

[limber void]

finally

[snow nacelle]

Giving me ucl anxiety for real

[sterile fractal]

un nouveau Zidane bientôt

[sterile fractal]

PSG should start using more of their academy players

why buying potential youngsters elsewhere when our homegrown players are already talented af

[waxen palm]

https://tenor.com/view/christophe-galtier-christophe-galtier-paris-saint-germain-psg-gif-27565236

Ask that to this fraud

Marseille blood for a reason

[snow nacelle]

Who should take over next season, you think?

Being realistic too of course

[waxen palm]

Mourinho would be the dream

[weak viper]

Nah keep galtier

[waxen palm]

But ig it could be Nagelsmann or we would have to settle for this fraud

again

[waxen palm]

Lol

[lunar gust]

Lol

[snow nacelle]

I love both that u mentioned too but tbh I'm not sure either of them will come

And if none of the good coaches wanna come...

[waxen palm]

https://twitter.com/Amour_Du_Foot/status/1652961152505114624?s=20

DATA´Foot (@Amour_Du_Foot)

📊 Les joueurs du top 5 avec le plus de buts marqués | le plus de passes décisives délivrées avec leur club cette saison toutes compétitions.

💡Opta ne comptabilise pas certaines passes décisives détournées où le passeur n’est pas uniquement « responsable »

Twitter · May 1, 2023, 9:00 AM

Putain... Neymar est blessé depuis 2 mois et toujours dans le top 5 des passes D

la saison aurait dû être parfaite...

[waxen palm]

obv we won't we would ruin them

[snow nacelle]

Honestly neymar is so much more important in psg than people give him credit for

Can't wait for him to be back next season

100% ankle healed

[lyric saffron]

https://twitter.com/albicelestetalk/status/1653032045226999810?s=12&t=HEVgELxkozCJYexaRIdS2w

All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 (@AlbicelesteTalk)

❗️PSG is still in the lead to extend Messi’s contract. @le_Parisien_PSG 🚨🇫🇷

Twitter · May 1, 2023, 1:42 PM

[fiery mantle]

What do Qatari Sports Investments and Wissam Ben Yedder have in common 😹

[fiery mantle]

if PSG are serious they should let go of messi Ramos and focus on grassroots development and promotion to 1st team

literally their backyard has more talent than england and Germany combined

[proper mesa]

Messi is a moron if he stays in this mess

At least go to City

[lunar gust]

psg doing mistake wouldnt be a first

[lyric wasp]

nah we should encourage PSG's mistakes because it makes the league more interesting!
Keep Messi!!!

[snow nacelle]

Tbh I don't think messi has a choice

Looks like he's stuck with us

[torn marsh]

I keep saying he needs to retire and start coaching

[waxen palm]

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1653091242023043073?t=PuMqDIXgH_NNqhpGuJN_HQ&s=19 ..

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 Marquinhos A PROLONGÉ jusqu’en 2027 avec le PSG ! ❤️💙

(@RMCsport)

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Twitter · May 1, 2023, 5:37 PM

Why is this club still a thing man

[snow nacelle]

I thought all psg fans loved marqi. I could never understand.

[waxen palm]

He's done since the Madrid 2md leg game

[snow nacelle]

He's totally overpaid too. Which other club would value him like that

[waxen palm]

2nd*

He doesn't work anymore, he is becoming catastrophic almost every game nowadays, it is not serious

[waxen palm]

Chelsea

[waxen palm]

Ramos and Danilo have been better than him

[snow nacelle]

100%

Btw. Why wasn't there any celebration for toulouse in this chat yesterday?

Congratulations to them 🎉

[waxen palm]

there was

the match was on Saturday not yesterday

[snow nacelle]

Oh ooops I think I only joined the discord group after that LOL

Let's see if they'll be joined by psg or om in the super cup

[waxen palm]

or Lens

[lyric wasp]

Because Pau and Laval losses werent enough

Sochaux legit went from promotion contender to "ez 3pts" in a month

Nimes - Valenciennes and Dijon - Annecy 🔥

[solar gale]

https://twitter.com/pelesburner/status/1653110004684320768?s=46&t=t_cWjbNZQ_S98aYkc6JzGg

Mihir / IG: @mihirfooty10 (@pelesburner)

xGOT+xAG p90 in the Top 5 Leagues:

🇳🇴 Erling Haaland - 1.18 (7 PK)
🇧🇷 Neymar Jr. - 1.17 (2 PK)
🇦🇷 Lionel Messi - 1.11 (0 PK)
🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé - 1.05 (2 PK)

Twitter · May 1, 2023, 6:51 PM

[limber void]

all against monaco prolly

[proper mesa]

He can clearly leave, he is a free agent. He can literally go everywhere he wants to. I don’t understand what keeps him in Paris

[violet gale]

💰

[weak viper]

You know what keeps him in Paris

It's the same thing for most of their players

[proper mesa]

He's already loaded, and if it's money he's interested in, he can go to the US or a Gulf country

[proper mesa]

I don't think he's only interested in the money, and even if he was he can get more elsewhere

[snow nacelle]

Yeah I don't think it's the money either

[snow nacelle]

You're a barca fan you would know best. My guess is just that he isn't the type to change teams with ease (due to style, personality, family, language etc etc reasons). He took some time to get acquainted with psg too, just look at the difficult first season (no negativity implied here)

Going back to barca? Honestly I have no crystal ball but 2 years ago he left as they were financially in ruins. 2 years later they remain financially in ruins and now in legal trouble as well... of course I wish it were true too but i just can't see it being a logical move at this point.

[weak viper]

he will go to al hilal, another club of the middle east or in the mls

[snow nacelle]

Whatever it is, I hope not to see MNM next season 🙃🙃🙃

[weak viper]

i hope to see them so that we will have a good laugh in march 2024

[snow nacelle]

What's happening in March 2024?

[weak viper]

ucl ro16 as always

[snow nacelle]

You're very forward thinking 🤣

[proper mesa]

Maybe a return to Barca won't be possible, but even so I don't see why he would stay in Paris. City, Saudi Arabia, MLS, even Newells Old Boys, for me are all better choices than staying in Paris. I don't see what's holding him back, and he doesn't seem to be thriving (logical given the environment)

[weak viper]

city don't need messi

[proper mesa]

They don’t need him but I don’t think they will refuse him if there is an opportunity

[weak viper]

he knows guardiola but even if they get him it is not a good thing for them

[weak viper]

i wanted to answer to that sry

[snow nacelle]

Sunk cost fallacy maybe. He already spent 2 years getting used to this place.

But he looks so miserable each game

[weak viper]

it's the whole team that looks miserable

not only him

[snow nacelle]

Can't deny that 🙃

[limber void]

i have dreams of buying arda guler

[waxen palm]

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1653388704050716673?t=BEJk1zKZ3-Ifhtd44SQaqg&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

Le Stade de la Meinau de Strasbourg va être rénové. 🏟️🚧

La capacité du stade sera portée à 32.000 places (contre 27.500 actuellement).

Coût des travaux : 160 M€. 💰

Fin des travaux prévue en 2026.

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Twitter · May 2, 2023, 1:19 PM

@modern citrus alors?

[modern citrus]

prévu depuis un moment

bah nécessaire on fait guichets fermés tout les matchs heureusement la région aide bcp pour financer

c'est pas le plus beau mais ça garde la même atmosphère donc ça c'est bien

sinon les tubes c'est des fuselages d'avions 😂

[sterile fractal]

La descente en enfer de Nimes 😭😭

[waxen palm]

Mdrrr réel ça aide énormement en plus

160M€ le cout est incroyable

je pensais honnêtement que vous alliez viser les 40k places

c'est un petit upgrade en soit

[lyric wasp]

La ligue 2 pour strasbourg

Nouveau stade = relegation

C'est connu ça...

[weak viper]

exact

du coup j'ai hate que le q$g rachete le stade de france

[lyric wasp]

La chute du club monté de toute pièces qu'est le PSG 🥰

[waxen palm]

faut doser

Pas la relegation mais peut-être pas jouer l'Europe

ça semble plus logique

[weak viper]

ca suffira

[lyric saffron]

https://twitter.com/espnfc/status/1653436639127977984?s=12&t=HEVgELxkozCJYexaRIdS2w how u gonna fine him lol. he dont wanna play for yall ass

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

Paris Saint-Germain are considering handing Lionel Messi a fine for missing training on Monday to travel to Saudi Arabia, sources have told ESPN's @LaurensJulien.

Twitter · May 2, 2023, 4:29 PM

[modern citrus]

je m'en soucie même pas trop

même si on descend on va remonter très très vite avec les supporters

[ebon creek]

💀

typical PSG L

Mbappe should join madrid

[modern citrus]

lmao pay him 50 bajillions a month and fine him 50k lesgooo

[modern citrus]

watch him do a 180 and join milan

[ebon creek]

Nahhh what 💀

[snow nacelle]

Love how barca visitors just randomly barge into this ligue 1 chat now and then

[covert smelt]

do yall think messi good in psg or he should leave?

[ebon creek]

both mbappe and messi should leave imo
mbappe joins madrid

messi joins barça i guess

[covert smelt]

mabppe did have the chance for madrid but he wanted to stay in psg

[ebon creek]

i know

[covert smelt]

cause he want's to win a ucl with psg💀

[ebon creek]

i don't think it will happen

this year they got out from round of 16

[covert smelt]

who knows maybe it will

[ebon creek]

maybe next year but it is highly unlikely considering how they are doing this year

[covert smelt]

psg need to bring back tuchel, he is the only coach who was able to bring them into a final

[ebon creek]

true their coach right now is.... questionable

[covert smelt]

fr, galtier is a L

[ebon creek]

agreed

[covert smelt]

he never won a ucl

[ebon creek]

ya

[covert smelt]

we need to bring a coach that has won ucl's, like zidane, or anceloti

[ebon creek]

anceloti in PSG would be a whole different story

[covert smelt]

fr, we prob would win like every ucl

[ebon creek]

facts

[covert smelt]

at least we are winning the league this season

so we are not entierly frauds after all

[ebon creek]

exactly but sometime i don't underdstand other PSG fans

They are blaming everything on Messi 😭

[covert smelt]

fr man

they are not psg fans

they are just some random ronaldo fans

[ebon creek]

could be

[covert smelt]

mbappe ghosts a game, messi is the blame for it

[ebon creek]

they're mostly mad because messi won wc, so now when PSG loses (like last Sunday) they blame messi since they're all France fans possibly angry for losing 2022 WC

[ebon creek]

ye weird

[covert smelt]

true

[ebon creek]

but true PSG fans (like me) will respect mbappe and messi

[covert smelt]

same bro

[ebon creek]

👍

[covert smelt]

was psg better last season