la-liga

[tardy bear]

My official congratulations here

Well done real

[worthy matrix]

Real deserved it the most anyway

[grave glen]

Congrats to Madrid but whenever I think of Barca they piss me off

[grave glen]

Barca piss me off

[compact siren]

14🏆🤍

[grave glen]

Not Madrid

[tardy bear]

Tbh I wanted yall to lose as pure spite for 2017 but then again
You had an ungodly run and I have to respect the mentality and willpower of the team

Gratulacje

[wheat spire]

Pinche neoyorquinos haha

[grim thicket]

cristiano's goal was in the semis, not a ucl final

[grim thicket]

yeah

[tardy bear]

Za co mamy być gratulowani czwarte miejsce mieliśmy

[grim thicket]

so wholesome to see marcelo with the trophy

you think we gonna renew him?

[worldly beacon]

Own pebron

[grim thicket]

the best of his time

[worldly beacon]

W

W

[iron marten]

Siiuuu

La Liga is saved

Jk

[worldly beacon]

😭

Anyway we own #premier-league

[obsidian wolf]

LA LIGA > Premier league

[iron marten]

Siiuu real madrid

Vamos

[obsidian wolf]

VAMOS

[sand gate]

Arsene Wenger: "Benzema's goal is correct. The referee's decision was wrong."

[compact siren]

Arsene knows

[iron marten]

Bro 14 ucl trophies

What the hell

[pearl steeple]

Ofc

[tardy bear]

Truly intersport shithousery

[rigid dragon]

2017 still gives me nightmares

Brexitball wins again

[compact siren]

One thing makes me sad is that Alaba didn't carry the UCL trophy on the chair...

[unkempt crag]

think that'd be risky to do lol

[sand gate]

I better not see ANY Dani Carvajal slander again after today

[iron marten]

Who hated him

It was you before I know it

[left terrace]

I wanna see more people try to hate on us now

We beat all the teams they said will thrash us

[still pagoda]

Only plastics slandered him

[slender olive]

i hate CARvajal

TRAINvajal is better

cars finished imo

[sand gate]

That’s cool bro

[slender olive]

yes

[left terrace]

God.

it's honestly disappointing how salty people are.

[grave glen]

very

[left terrace]

when we lost against barca I admit it and didn't make any excuse.

[grave glen]

i think only trent was salty about loss

in the team

[left terrace]

yet they say madrid don't deserve it!!1!!1+1!!1!!

[iron marten]

Who is salty I don't see anyone

[grave glen]

prem chat

e

[iron marten]

Oh of course

It is the prem chat

English

[grave glen]

yes

[left terrace]

he plays in the real team he has the right to be salty a bit.

[grave glen]

very salty

maybe

people blame trent for keeping vini onside

tf

[rugged pecan]

i m ean it was horrible marking

but the cross was brilliant

[grave glen]

yea

but he should have been goalside of vini

not in front

so i dont think him keeping vini onside was the problem

[left terrace]

that wasn't a cross imo

It seemed like a shot to me idk why

But vini the goat tapped it in

[grave glen]

but a shot totally off target

[left terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/vinicius-jr-real-madrid-vini-encosta-encosta-lewt-gif-24453335

[grave glen]

i dont think he would have had that bad shot

[left terrace]

We lucky vini was there ig

Xd

[grave glen]

ya

i think he was probably meaning cross

because he was facing vini not the goal

[left terrace]

yep

vini won it for us

[grave glen]

ye

[left terrace]

I expected that benzema is not gonna win it for us

But a diff scenario

[grave glen]

konate good decision from klopp imo

[left terrace]

yeah ngl

He was strong

Vini when he dribbled two people

[grave glen]

also fast

to cover trent

[left terrace]

But passed to benze and benze failed to fake shot against trent

[grave glen]

yea

can he score outside box shot?

like curve ball

because seemed a few times he could have tried

[rugged pecan]

really?

it looked like a well placed cross

[grave glen]

yea

[rugged pecan]

i dont think he would shoot from there

[grave glen]

pavard

maybe he didnt know vini was there

[left terrace]

Yeah why not

He could donit

Do it

The fact that madrid couldve ended it lime 4 or 3-0

If ceballos didn't do that mistake and benze wasn't offside

[grave glen]

im impressed ancelotti has 4 UCL

[left terrace]

and If vini tried to shoot

[left terrace]

I'm impressed he fitted so well

[grave glen]

yea

fr

zidane with 3

i think he will get one more

maybe

[left terrace]

This is camavingas first season eifht

Right*

?

[ripe plover]

For real yes

[left terrace]

damn what a season

[grave glen]

yea

ancelotti got so much out of madrid

so far above everyone else in la lige

a

[left terrace]

2 goals 2 assists 1 ucl,1 copa del rey,1 la liga,1 supercopa

[grave glen]

wow

[left terrace]

camavingas first season

[grave glen]

in 1 season

[left terrace]

goated

[grave glen]

yea

fr

[left terrace]

Rodrygo had a wonderful season aswell

[grave glen]

casemiro so good as well

[left terrace]

But vini,courtois,benzema,modric are the best for real madrid this season

[grave glen]

He was meh only good in the last month

[left terrace]

Vini 18 goals 17 assists,1 ucl,1 la liga,1 supercopa,1 copa del rey

[grave glen]

the city game 2nd leg was perfect

[grave glen]

wow

18 goals 17 assists

[grave glen]

Not Copa del Rey

[left terrace]

Oh right

Betis won it

I forgot

Xd

Benzema 43 goals 13 assists,top scorer of la liga,I think also top scorer of ucl,1 ucl,1 la liga,1 supercopa

[grave glen]

yea top ucl

15 goal

[left terrace]

deserves the ballon d'or

[grave glen]

i think

[left terrace]

100%

[grave glen]

fr

[left terrace]

Messi top 30 maybe

with ronaldo

[grave glen]

lol

[left terrace]

But ronaldo more than messi

vinicius top 10

He deserves it

[grave glen]

yea

[left terrace]

Oilbappe top 10

[grave glen]

courtois

[left terrace]

salah top 10

Courtois top 10

mane top 10

Benze ofc

[grave glen]

oblak had such bad season

😭

[red knot]

he didnt win cdr

[left terrace]

I know

It was a mistake

Did bounou do better than courtois in this season in LA liga

I legit didn't hear shit from bounou while courtois was class

[grave glen]

i think bounou was good

early this season they had the least goals conceded

[left terrace]

damn alr

[grave glen]

look

they concede least

even less than madrid

[left terrace]

yep

[dusky stream]

I'd have Messi over Ronaldo this season IMO

[left terrace]

.

nah

crazy

messi won the league

Ronaldo didnt,but still scored more

And topped 3 of the best goalscorers in such a hard league

Ligue 1 is shit

[grave glen]

ronaldo had pretty bad ssn as well

[left terrace]

And always won by psg

[grave glen]

but just because of team

[left terrace]

Messi and ronaldo both bad seasons

but ronaldo over messi

[dusky stream]

Collective trophy? I don't care about team trophies when comparing players

[left terrace]

then its easier to pick ronaldo

lol

[grave glen]

e

[dusky stream]

Neither had bad seasons, they shouldn't be compared against their own standards

[grave glen]

?

u dont think bad season

[left terrace]

my man

[dusky stream]

Sure, but I'd like to here the reasoning.

[grave glen]

hmmm

[grave glen]

watch

ibrahimovic impressive

[dusky stream]

Ronaldo had a 15 league goal season and was within the top 20 forwards in the top 5 leagues for goals as a striker. Individually, he was good, not elite, but pretty good

[grave glen]

better than messi tho

and hes much older

[left terrace]

Better league
First season scored 18,3 hattricks,can actually score a freekick
Managed to reach 3 of the best goalscorers not only in the league but in the world
Much older

there

u hered the reasoning?

still in

still in

norwich better than any ligue 1 team

[grave glen]

...

fake

norwich not better than PSG

[left terrace]

ofc

But other teams

Yes

[grave glen]

lyon?

[left terrace]

no

bro

Iam talking about less players than lyon and psg

teams*

fuck

i dont compare messi and ronaldo,i find messi good but imo ronaldo is better.

didnt say that lol.

wasnt flexing

He isnt mine to flex

[dusky stream]

My reasoning is that;
Ronaldo was better at scoring goals but Messi was better:
-Progression via passing
-Progression via carrying
Dribbling
Chance creation

The first two attributes, he was actually the #1 forward in the top 5 leagues for that. I don't think a player should be judged solely on the number of goals they score. Messi was elite at every aspect of the game bar goal scoring.

[left terrace]

it was a small joke to mention the crossbars.

[left terrace]

man

[grave glen]

ronaldo and messi very different players

[left terrace]

i get it

[grave glen]

u really looked up all that

[left terrace]

Messi is better to u

but to me ronaldo is better

thats all

[dusky stream]

No, I used a bot a helped develop to get that radar in a few seconds

[grave glen]

all time messi better

imo

[left terrace]

i prefer ronaldo

Thats all

lol

[grave glen]

yea me too

[dusky stream]

fair enough, that's an opinion

[left terrace]

all time to me is ronaldo

[grave glen]

but messi has too good skill

[left terrace]

You know why?

[grave glen]

not that i like him

[left terrace]

I have the same height,i love his backstory,my first match i watched is 2018 real vs juve,his biycle inspired me,and his story inspired me

[grave glen]

because i was supporting madrid for ucl

[left terrace]

i fucking hate people who think tall people shouldnt play other positions rather than CB and GK

[grave glen]

but i normally support atleti

e

lol

i just dont like prem teams winning

[left terrace]

i just dont get it

[grave glen]

ronaldo

[left terrace]

iam 187 or 188 cm,why cant i be a LW

[grave glen]

o

[left terrace]

just wht

Why

Any reason?

[grave glen]

same

[left terrace]

no

[grave glen]

maybe slower

[left terrace]

no way

[grave glen]

and also u dont need to header

[left terrace]

I run better than all of my shorter friends

[grave glen]

being tall is good for headers

that is main reason i think

[left terrace]

iam not slow

iam fast

[grave glen]

but u might not be as agile

[left terrace]

i have acceleration and speed

i can sclre

Score*

I can assist

thats a LW job no?

[grave glen]

agile?

[left terrace]

No

Assits,scoring,running,set pieces

[grave glen]

but if u have no agility

then

probably striker would be better

tru

[left terrace]

i have it.

[grave glen]

lots?

being tall makes it hard tho

to be agile

[left terrace]

nope.

[grave glen]

like i am 190

but

i cant rly dribble many people

[left terrace]

yes i can

my will commands me to be a winger

[grave glen]

...

[left terrace]

dont care what anyone elses thinks

[grave glen]

lol

[left terrace]

My will

[grave glen]

then why u mention it

[left terrace]

As in my desires

[grave glen]

its just u will be better at striker

ya

[left terrace]

Just described my hatred against hate against tall people

[grave glen]

no

no hate

just u can use ur height better

at ST

[left terrace]

My gug

guy*

[grave glen]

people like tall people

[left terrace]

I have people

Who say

U cant play cuz ur talk

[grave glen]

wtf

[left terrace]

xd

[left terrace]

I can play ST

i dont mind it

[grave glen]

...

XD

[left terrace]

But when someone whos better at st plays

I play LW

[grave glen]

o

[left terrace]

well ill try playing as a st more

i just want to be a good goal scoring player

you know

i have high desires and i dont wanna say them in public cuz people gonna laugh

[grave glen]

high desires could mean a few things

[left terrace]

but i honestly want to do everything possible to achieve it

[left terrace]

i want to reach professional football

[grave glen]

how old u are now

[left terrace]

iam willing to sacrifice my time,my sweat,my energy everything just to achieve it.

[grave glen]

?

[left terrace]

16

i still have alot of time to train

[grave glen]

just be like mourinho

lol

he decided when he was 16

[left terrace]

wdym

Decided what

[grave glen]

to be coach

because he realise he was not good enough

to play

[left terrace]

you think i should be a coach instead.

[grave glen]

lmao i had these thoughts last yr

[left terrace]

what thoughts

[grave glen]

about what u thinking

[left terrace]

Professional football?

[grave glen]

ya

[left terrace]

but i dont give up on any thought

I can do it

[grave glen]

ye

[left terrace]

Which means

I can do it

[grave glen]

u in academy or no?

[left terrace]

No.

In a club

but i still need more training

Id call my playing decent

[grave glen]

yea i tried to train a lot too but it didnt work

just because with staying in club

i had to train by myself

which is not easy

[left terrace]

ofc it isnt

[grave glen]

no

but

its almost impossible

u would need someone

[left terrace]

iam dedicated and mentally strong enough to try and achieve my dream

[grave glen]

like at least friends to play with every day

[left terrace]

look,i dont care how hard it is,my will is strong,i will sacrifice everything for it,nothing will stop me,not haters,not obstacles,not injuries,nothing.

[grave glen]

yea sure but i had the exact same attitude

anyway

gl

[left terrace]

but you gave up on it.

Iam not willing on giving up on it

[grave glen]

you need someone tho

[left terrace]

to give up on it*

[left terrace]

I have people that support me

i know people that play really well

that told me that i could reach the same level and even better if i just dont give up

and i wont

i wont.

[grave glen]

anyway u need join academy as soon as u can if your family will allow

unlike mine

😭

[left terrace]

i didnt let my family get in my way

My family told me i should play basketball instead,but i was attatched to my decision

[grave glen]

your family have lot of control tho

or at least mine

[left terrace]

yes

[grave glen]

wat country u in

[left terrace]

algeria

[grave glen]

o

[left terrace]

people are gonna be extremely racist

[grave glen]

mahrez

[left terrace]

ik

but idc

[grave glen]

?

[left terrace]

just like bentaleb on germany

He left schalke bc of racism

[grave glen]

so who won ucl?

madrid

[left terrace]

us

[grave glen]

I fall asleep

[left terrace]

madrid

[grave glen]

oh congrats

[left terrace]

np

u see oilbappe is ur pfp

[grave glen]

salah can’t do his revenge

lol

[left terrace]

Is that the old version of him

[grave glen]

yea

when he finally decide to join madrid

[left terrace]

How much did they offer after the 3 season contract ends? 80000mil? xd

[grave glen]

he didnt

he will

?

in 4 yrs?

[left terrace]

he never will

[grave glen]

in 30 more years

[left terrace]

he gets dragged by money

ez

[grave glen]

lol

and power

[left terrace]

54 year old mbappe joins madrid

[grave glen]

yup

[left terrace]

he'll run slower than giroud

[grave glen]

mbappe manager

[left terrace]

lmao

[grave glen]

or 56

ez

[left terrace]

"Zlatan will still be 19 years old then xd!!1!!1!" 🤓

[grave glen]

zlatan will still be playing

75 yrs old

[left terrace]

yes

[grave glen]

he almost there

[left terrace]

he will still score free kicks and biycles

[grave glen]

yes

[left terrace]

74 doing bicycles without breaking his spine 300 times

[grave glen]

how long u think until he'll retire

[left terrace]

u really think hes gonna stay lonf

i dont think so tbh.

[grave glen]

yea probably not

lol

has he never won?

wow

even with pep

lmao

he retire and milan win

think u have ucl chance next ssn?

[left terrace]

araujo is good

[grave glen]

i was surprised when u came here

u didnt win by more

[left terrace]

araujo to madrid!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

[grave glen]

*australia

lol

be interesting to see how xavi goes

and players

tru

he got 2nd

from like 9th

there was no way of overtaking madrid

so rly good job

he leaving?

ssosad

where he go

lmao

psg have too much money

psg stealing everyone

ramos

donnarumma

[sacred sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/raphinha-leeds-united-gif-23975880

[grave glen]

?

lol

[sacred sorrel]

you wanted Raphinha to go double agent and purposefully relegate his club 😭

[left terrace]

ill actually check if he retired on my game or not

Its been 3 seasons

[shadow juniper]

Carvajal was massive

[grave glen]

o

[sacred sorrel]

my man he walked the pitch on his knees after helping the club stay up, i don't think he'd be getting into that kind of shady business 😭

[grave glen]

ok

[left terrace]

Ill see retired or not

[sacred sorrel]

if only you didn't sign that injury prone french fraud for a price tag worth the GDP of a few countries 😔😔😔

you could've bough Raph if it wasn't for that

[left terrace]

@grave glen

my man.

[grave glen]

wow

i thought it said age 73

lmao

[left terrace]

bro probs has like 20 pace

73 speed

damn lol

[left terrace]

@sand gate iam sorry but wow.

i didnt realize people can be rhis salty.

this*

[sand gate]

Ikr

[quaint timber]

😭

[left terrace]

its really disgusting tbh

[left terrace]

are u crying bc we won

man cmon

[quaint timber]

what is that game

[sand gate]

It’s sad 😭

Looks like fifa mobile

[left terrace]

fifa 15 mobile patched

[sand gate]

But idk

[left terrace]

its amazing tbh

[sand gate]

Oh yea I thought so

[left terrace]

yeah

its good

[hasty hearth]

what is this

[left terrace]

my man

fifa 15 mobile

patch

into fifa 22

[hasty hearth]

this look decent

ngl

[left terrace]

its fife.

dire

cire

Fire*

Managed madrid in career mode and after 3 full seasons ⬆️

@hasty hearth

[hasty hearth]

wow

fire squad

[left terrace]

full of young players

[rugged pecan]

@sacred sorrel what do uk about joao gomes

https://twitter.com/atletiuniverse/status/1530562586508419072?t=S4ffH0oQf0iXNgIHiex3-w&s=09

Atletico Universe (@atletiuniverse)

🚨| Atlético Madrid are after Flamengo defensive midfielder João Gomes, now that Boubacar Kamara has signed for Aston Villa.

He would be a signing of the present and also the future, considering he is only 21 years old. 🇧🇷

[@JaviGomara, @mundodeportivo] #Transfers

Likes

219

Twitter · May 28, 2022, 2:52 PM

i honestly dk if hes good or not

[sacred sorrel]

i don't watch the Brasileirão that much so i don't have much to add

[rugged pecan]

i mean surely if we're going for him he must have something special

[sacred sorrel]

tho Flamengo's known for exporting a shit ton of great footballers

the likes of Vini Jr and Paquetá come from there

[rugged pecan]

i think i trust atleticos scouting

we always snipe great players

[sacred sorrel]

Palmeiras and Flamengo seem to have the best academies in Brazil rn

[rugged pecan]

man united after him as well

interesting

[sacred sorrel]

i mean, they're desperate for a CDM rn

[grave glen]

https://youtu.be/4NLUdm2LRdg

[sacred sorrel]

would actually be a good signing for United

[rugged pecan]

too bad we need him lmfao

[sacred sorrel]

well, probably a good signing for you guys too

Danilo from Palmeiras seems to be a promising CDM too

just got a callup for Brazil

(even tho it was only cus both Case and Fabinho played in the UCL final so we didn't want to risk fatiguing them)

[rugged pecan]

lots of young promising players coming from brazil

[sacred sorrel]

as always 💪

[rugged pecan]

its a powerhouse

[sacred sorrel]

the dark times of the early 2010's are over 🙏🙏🙏

[rugged pecan]

south america in general tbh

lots of ballers

we sniped aguero from there

correa

renan lodi

[sacred sorrel]

i'll never forget how Arsenal sniped Martinelli from a Série C club tho 😭

like

jesus christ how did they even find him???

[rugged pecan]

LMFAOOO

somtimes clubs just find talent

hidden somewhere

[sacred sorrel]

nah man i'm 100% convinced they just found him in FM

[rugged pecan]

theres probably so much talent that went unnoticed

[rugged pecan]

💀

thats acc big brain no cap

[sacred sorrel]

the fact that we had to call up extra players in this international break to fill the ranks while we waited for 6 players to return from the UCL final is such a flex tho 😎

[plain elbow]

He's decent, but Flamengo will definitely not sell for cheap.

[rugged pecan]

i think we could go big bucks

depending if we find a rb

we are hunting down clauss

[quaint timber]

does this work on pc

[left terrace]

no.

its a mobile game.

[grave glen]

bro actually reading those tweets

[thin ivy]

Cant wait to see tweets from barca fans saying they couldve won the ucl bc 4-0

[quaint timber]

we could of won the ucl cause we beat real madrid 4-0

[rugged pecan]

https://twitter.com/CholoColcho/status/1530678417771077638?t=jocEGrGjBpTLn3WKgqKbdA&s=09

Michael (@CholoColcho)

Madrid has won 17 of their last 20 finals.
The 3 they lost came against the same man/team, Diego Simeone's Atleti.

Likes

105

Twitter · May 28, 2022, 10:32 PM

rip prem teams

[elfin flower]

All 3 UEFA competitions were won by non-PL teams

[rugged pecan]

common prem L

[still pagoda]

Three?

Super cup 2018 is the only one I can recall

What am I missing

[grave glen]

La Liga seems to always win at least one a year

hell Villarreal won the Europa League last year

[slender olive]

PL in the mud ayyyy

[vital kernel]

?

[vital kernel]

Same

[worldly beacon]

Own

Madrid >Manchester

[grave glen]

obv

[thin ivy]

English pundits are the most biased lol

Disappointing coming from a firner real player too

[grave glen]

lmao

[knotty yacht]

I don’t get it

They didn’t beat any elite team this season apart from city’s B team

0 wins against the prem top 4

0 goals in 3 finals

[thin ivy]

I watched thru bt sport earlier

All of them said pool would win by a 2 gol lead

Lol

[worldly beacon]

W

[worldly beacon]

Ownn piperpool

[thin ivy]

I count 6 solid chances from salah alone lol he must feel so bad bottling the ucl again

Courtois saved our asses ngl

Also that benzema goal wasnt offside

[grave glen]

not even the best in their own league

[thin ivy]

They won 2 trophies this ssn forgot which but they had an easy path to the finals

[grave glen]

fa cup and carabao?

[thin ivy]

Yeah

Not bad but dont make them the best in europe

[grave glen]

not enough to say greatness

tru

[thin ivy]

Least cringe commentator earlier was rio ferdinand

Tbf liverpool couldve won it

Salah basically carried their attack

[tardy sparrow]

Both Mane and Diaz were good

[torn ermine]

mane did his best

[grave glen]

but madrid had lots of people back

and also rly good counter ability

[chrome slate]

https://twitter.com/realmadriden/status/1530858991521107968

Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 (@realmadriden)

🎉 CELEBRATION DAY! 🎉
📍 18:15 Almudena Cathedral
📍 19:00 Comunidad de Madrid
📍 19:45 City Hall
📍 20:40 Cibeles
🏟 22:00 THE BERNABÉU!
#CHAMP14NS

Twitter · May 29, 2022, 10:30 AM

[tardy bear]

So real fans
You now have 2 more champions league wins than all of serie A and have the same amount as all English teams combined

[tardy sparrow]

[stable prairie]

Courtois

Bastard how did he save every single shot

[normal idol]

COURTOIS!

CABRON!

[stable prairie]

Real pro

[normal idol]

FUERA DE CALDERON!!!

[stable prairie]

Anyway

Congrats to Real fans for UCL ig

[normal idol]

also guys

Copa de Campeones Division de Honor

Juvenil A quarters going on

Atletico 0-1 Celta

Barca 2-0 VCF

Betis 3-1 Depor

Athletic 1-0 Las Palmas

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1530865448404795395?cxt=HHwWhoCysfaA3b4qAAAA

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Betis director Cordón: “Ceballos is desperate to join Betis. But he’s a Real Madrid player, so I can’t say more”, he told @eldesmarque_rbb. ⚪️🟢 #transfers

“Hector Bellerín? He’s in love with Betis. He’s now back at Arsenal and we will see what happens, he knows our situation”.

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Twitter · May 29, 2022, 10:55 AM

[worldly beacon]

💀

[shadow juniper]

[still pagoda]

lmao

[tardy bear]

Definitely wants to leave a UCL winning team

100%

[normal idol]

thats the magic of the betis innit

[still pagoda]

thats not the reason

[compact siren]

biggest position changes in football
Bale Left Back -> Right Winger
Hazard Winger -> Bench warmer
Harry Maguire Man United defender -> opposing team attacker
Valverde Midfielder -> Right Winger

[tardy sparrow]

Bale Left back - Left mid - Left wing/cf to right wing to hospital

[still pagoda]

😭

[sand gate]

Neymar Jr: "The best player in the world? It's Vinicius Jr. Mbappé had a great season, Benzema too, but from what I've seen, it's Vini.

[worldly beacon]

Own mcrappe

[sacred sorrel]

He's passing the torch 😍 😍 😍

[sand gate]

We are so close

[lament agate]

i have departed this server a finalist

i have returned a champion

hala madrid

[still pagoda]

W

[compact siren]

He says Vinícius Jr is better than his owner master manager Mbapp€

Wow

[bitter hemlock]

to golf course

[tardy sparrow]

[molten quiver]

tiger woods🔥

[tardy sparrow]

I don't think it matters now

He proved his worth on the pitch

[grave glen]

Hi lads Can Barca sign any player now?

Heard there is a financial issue AGAIN

[worldly beacon]

W

[tardy sparrow]

Kessie Christensen is done

Lewa raphina are close

[tardy sparrow]

Yeah they have to sort out some things

Players leaving will fix that

[grave glen]

Is it 2021 all again?

[grave glen]

We want 50-70M for Raph

Do they got that money?

[tardy sparrow]

Yeah but if he said he wants to leave then you have to reduce it

[tardy sparrow]

They have money

But can't register players

[grave glen]

Then it’s 2021 all again

Buy a lot and can’t register one

[tardy sparrow]

They will sell

Lenglet Umtiti Depay

Maybe frankie

[grave glen]

Will they leave?

[indigo solstice]

Oh nah

They need to just fix shit

Terminate players

[indigo solstice]

Fdj

Is

THE LAST OPTION

[tardy sparrow]

Yeah but

[indigo solstice]

We can just sell 49% of our cvc

[tardy sparrow]

So many rumours of him leaving

[indigo solstice]

And generate bout 500 mil

Ez

But they are only options

Which we don't want to take

[indigo solstice]

L rumors

[tardy sparrow]

😭

[indigo solstice]

Just like saying ronaldo has a secret love for barca

[tardy sparrow]

That's why he loved scoring against you

[indigo solstice]

Let's be real

We made a lot of money

When the messi ronaldo was a thing

🤝

[tardy sparrow]

Of course

[tardy sparrow]

Tebas is messing things up rn

Twerking for mpaypal

[indigo solstice]

Man is a madradista

2023 calling it now

He won't let barca use the money they make

Oh yea u can use 2% of the money u make

So u need to make about 2 billion

To fund for their players

Or else sell them 👍

[tardy sparrow]

[compact siren]

Every time someone says "tiger Woods" I think of a video of a Finnish man yelling at Tiger Woods for "COMOON TIIKERI NÄYTÄ MUNA" it translates into English "comoon Tiger show egg"

I am sorry this is little bit Off topic

[arctic geyser]

Today big LaLiga2 final day

Only for promotion to LaLiga

[thin ivy]

eibar going up

[rugged pecan]

Copa del Rey 2013
Spanish Super Cup 2014
UEFA Super Cup 2018
@vital kernel

[elfin dawn]

How is Tebas Madridista please explain

[rugged pecan]

shouldve also got a ucl but var didnt exist during the time so we got fisted

[elfin dawn]

If you are talking about 2016 final in San Siro the referee said he admitted his mistake in Ramos goal but he also said he gave a non-existing penalty to Atleti to balance things

Atleti missed the penalty

Is not the ref fault that Griezmann penalty hits the crossbar

[rugged pecan]

are u ok in the head? theres a difference between allowing a goal and giving a pen and also what kind of shit refereeing is that "balancing things" are u listening to urself rn

uk how shit that sounds

balancing things

ur kidding me right

u allow a gola

goal

thats not a goal

and ur giving a pen

to balance things

[elfin dawn]

Well you can search for it that’s what the referee said

[rugged pecan]

ya right

ok

he can say that

but it doesnt change the fact that its not balancing things at all

and it shouldnt be like that

u cant make a ridiculous decision and try to balance it

are we in sunday league or some shit

[elfin dawn]

Is not my fault that your teams always gets a legendary bottlejobs in Champions League

[rugged pecan]

this is what im saying, we all know that wasnt a goal dont try to make up shit, dude started calling us bottlejobs bc uk ur wrong

tryna come at me about balancing things

get that stupid shit outta here

this isnt sunday league

[elfin dawn]

I ain’t saying bs look at this

[rugged pecan]

BRO UR NOT GETTING THE POIINT

thats not called proper refereeing

thats a fucking joke

u dont do that in games

u shouldnt be at a point where u balance things

[elfin dawn]

The referee was bad yes but he was bad for both sides, one for allowing an offside goal and second for giving a non existent penalty

[rugged pecan]

a goal and giving a pen is never the same

it was clearly offside

[elfin dawn]

Yes but neither the penalty is was clear, Atleti got his chance to draw the game and maybe get the win but they missed

[rugged pecan]

a game shouldnt be like that, you dont GIVE chances, chances are made and bc of the fucking shit decision for ramos goal it fucked up everything. The difference between giving us a pen and allowing ramos goal is that real got a goal bc of it and we had a CHANCE to get a goal

[elfin dawn]

So you saying that allowing a offside goal is a major crime but giving a non existent penalty is nothing

[rugged pecan]

DUDE HE ONLY GAVE THE PEN BC HE FUCKED UP IN THE FIRST PLACE

it has nothing to do with us

he fucked up HEAVY

[elfin dawn]

Still is bad decision for the two of them, stop crying

[tardy eagle]

hi

[grave glen]

hi

[worldly beacon]

Hi

[worldly beacon]

R u happy for lewandowski signing?

[grave glen]

What song did he sang?

[tardy eagle]

Washed up striker lol

its not 2019 anymore

[uneven sand]

ur capping

[worldly beacon]

W

[worldly beacon]

Allow my spelling mistake Lze

[tardy eagle]

I have difficulties to understand the logic of your statement

[uneven sand]

wrong channel

someone said they had a 3.7 forty

[uneven sand]

also its trying* not to

if you're trying to sound smart atleast word it right yk

[tardy eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-annoyed-annoyed-face-upset-look-at-us-gif-21260676

[grave glen]

I mean

The guy is a tiktoker too

Can't expect anything

[worldly beacon]

w

He will flop

[normal idol]

follow your team well lad

[rugged pecan]

😭

[normal idol]

i can only imagine a fan who cant recall the finals his team has played in the last decade smh

[still pagoda]

Not sure what a Tottenham fan would know about playing finals tbf

[normal idol]

atleast i keep track of them 😺

[still pagoda]

I kept track of the 1 time I was born 🔥 can anyone else do so??

[normal idol]

wait wtf

you were born yesterday????

[grim thicket]

easier to keep track when your team doesnt get to a lot of finals lmao

[normal idol]

i see

[still pagoda]

Maybe

[normal idol]

thats violation of TOS

like wtf

be atleast like 13 days old or smth

[still pagoda]

[plain elbow]

👀

[grim thicket]

also, you a tottenham fan?

i assumed you were an internazionale fan

[plain elbow]

Anyway

Who’s watching the Liga2 matches?

[still pagoda]

It's already done right whos going up?

Almeria eibar valladolid

[worldly beacon]

No tell what's going on

[normal idol]

me

[normal idol]

almeria seem to be bpottlign

[normal idol]

bruh.

[plain elbow]

Yep

[normal idol]

also guys just a reminder!!
Segunda Division matches are live on Youtube for free!!!!

[worldly beacon]

Huhhh

[normal idol]

https://www.youtube.com/c/laligasmartbank

[plain elbow]

Also

GOAL

Las Palmas

0-1

Jonathan Viera

[worldly beacon]

Yesssla

Las palmas got chance or no?

[grim thicket]

?? you have an ivan perisic pfp and perisicsexual in your name....is it a very farfetched observation that you might be an inter fan?

[normal idol]

they are in pole position for playoffs

[worldly beacon]

Oh ok👍

[normal idol]

you havent been following the news lately have you lmfao

[plain elbow]

Las Palmas need a better result than Real Oviedo and they’ll be in the playoffs.

[grim thicket]

not rlly why?

[normal idol]

he signed for spurs

[normal idol]

i fucking hate las palmas

their players are drunkards

and jese rodriguez with his aurah ruiz 🤮

[grim thicket]

ah he did? aight

[plain elbow]

I’ll let them slide because Pimi is their manager.

[grim thicket]

damn your life must be hard being a spurs fan

[normal idol]

something special

?

[normal idol]

it has been

i admit

under the mou era i used to have thoughts which no one deserves to have

[plain elbow]

https://twitter.com/RealOviedo/status/1530949029365964802?s=20&t=h73rWX6c5MngJjFRQ6uAUQ

Real Oviedo (@RealOviedo)

🔥🙌 ¡ESTO ES O-VIE-DO! 🙌🔥

#RealOviedoIbiza
#RealOviedo 🔵⚪

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Twitter · May 29, 2022, 4:27 PM

[normal idol]

i like their fans icl

also whats special about Pimi

[plain elbow]

He’s a cule!

[normal idol]

istg if pucela bottle this im rioting

[normal idol]

oh jesus christ.

i thought there was gonna be

one solitary thing

good about las palmas.

but @plain elbow imagine the scenes when Almeria bottle it and then lose the Playoffs

they didnt get promoted coz they couldnt beat fucking Alcorcon 😭

[plain elbow]

OMG

Goal Leganés

2-1

[normal idol]

IFHHF

LETS GOOO

VAMOS MI LEGANES!!!!

VAMOS CAMPEOOOOOOON

[plain elbow]

Hahahaha

Omeruoooo

[normal idol]

also for anyone wondering why i am celebrating
just do //profile whatever my id is in bot sandbox

istg @plain elbow if eibar bottle it

[plain elbow]

Doubt it

But hey, I’d allow it.

Alcorcon have nothing to play for.

[normal idol]

Alcorcon man

been bullying everyone

they beat Sanse away(what a shame they went down)

they took 4 points off Amore(shame again)

they drew with Almeria to stall their promotion

and themselves whimpered out hopelessly

different mood this year

[plain elbow]

HT everywhere

[plain elbow]

ffs Almeria goal

they're still out of the top two regardless because valladolid scored twice to open the second half.

GOAL Real Oviedo

2-1 Borja Baston

Goal Tenerife

GOAL Ibiza

Another slip up from Oviedo

[plain elbow]

we're getting there, but maybe not.

[vital kernel]

Oh right

[plain elbow]

3-0 Valladolid

VAR check, potential pen for Oviedo.

PEN OVIEDO

GOAL ALCORCON

Eibar have bottled it!

[strange echo]

Rip Eibar

Almeria finally did it

[plain elbow]

GOAL Real Oviedo

3-2

Baston

Oviedo fans roaring

Something happened in Girona's match

lol nvm

hysteria momento

OKAY THEY'RE CELEBRATING AGAIN

wtf is going on?

[pearl bronze]

Oh damn Eibar blew it

[plain elbow]

OH

Girona get their playoff spot for having the H2H advantage over them.

Oviedo's season is over.

No playoffs.

[rugged pecan]

wow

rip

[undone grove]

rip Barca

[plain elbow]

Almeria are champions, and Eibar have to get through the playoffs.

Valladolid going up as well.

[rugged pecan]

almeria back in la liga is interesting

[sand gate]

https://twitter.com/fioperez/status/1402214071131312131?s=21&t=gxH9mk5ETOKeSQ1kNWJXvg

𝑭𝒍𝒐🍷❁ (@fIoperez)

Scenes when vinicius bags 40+G/A next season under ancelotti and wins us the UCL...

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Twitter · Jun 8, 2021, 10:41 AM

VINICIUS MADE IT HAPPEN

[knotty yacht]

Scenes when hazard gets 30+G/A and wins us B2B UCLS

[sand gate]

Don Carlo is most likeable manager

[worldly beacon]

🇼

[worldly beacon]

Top 5 manager

[worldly beacon]

Valladolid

[plain elbow]

Eibar had the opportunity to win the whole thing, but ended up losing to the last placed team with a 90th minute winning goal.

[rigid dragon]

Alcorcon had nothing to lose, eibar crumbled under the pressure, they still have playoffs

[toxic hinge]

IS ALMERIA BACK?

WWWWWWWWWW

[grave glen]

They still could make it through via playoffs, hope they make it… nice to see clubs of that stature succeed

[indigo solstice]

Relatable

Bro #football-lounge is crazy

[grave glen]

Yea

Why I’m here now

[hasty hearth]

yes im just now finding that out

[wheat spoke]

yes

That goes for Valladolid too

[vital dragon]

Jajajaja

Hala Madrid

Don Carlo 🔥

[tardy sparrow]

Bruh he was so drunk when he said this

[random crane]

i wish that happens

[quaint timber]

but we must believe in Hazard hopefully he gets his Chelsea form back

[tardy sparrow]

Everybody do

Fans and players are backing him

He's been very confident from last few weeks

[grave glen]

really want to see him back in form

but he plays for madrid

just play shit but no injuries

[normal idol]

makes me weep for eibar

[still pagoda]

[plain elbow]

Don’t weep for Eibar. Weep for Real Oviedo fans that celebrated their late winner and nearly pitch invaded without realizing that their season was over regardless of the result. 😭

https://twitter.com/JosipFCB93/status/1531023328554668033?s=20&t=H-eEY8jkMcnVyQR98CYdPQ

Josip (@JosipFCB93)

Lmao Real Oviedo players thought they are going to promotion playoffs, started celebrating and then realized they aren't 🤣

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Twitter · May 29, 2022, 9:23 PM

Gotta feel so bad for them

[torn ermine]

that realisation tho

some players even look at their phone to check

💀

[normal idol]

😭 😭
nah this is too sad

poor oviedo

[plain elbow]

Look at that random fan in the light jeans that’s celebrating with them at the beginning.

It’s getting funnier every time I play it back.

Was already funny enough watching it live.

[unkempt spoke]

Top 3 GK on the planet

Other than Courtois and Alisson

There's fuckin nobody

[normal idol]

lloris where

[unkempt spoke]

no

[normal idol]

rare L from wlim wady

[unkempt spoke]

Replace Lloris imo

And wait

Oh JSM

Ik you

[normal idol]

we were friends

before you betrayed me 💔

[unkempt spoke]

When did that happen

[normal idol]

you became emo

[unkempt spoke]

Wow

GG you still mah homie and i hope Hotsperm win a trophy next season

[normal idol]

you didnt?

hotsperm WTF

[worldly beacon]

😭 😭

[normal idol]

shut pukeless

[sand gate]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1531184385986138112?s=21&t=8k1khNJ_n_FLxyt2Fv-7Xg

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Key week ahead for Aurelién Tchouaméni deal. Real Madrid had new contacts with club and player side during the weekend, before and after the Champions League final. ⚪️⭐️ #transfers

Liverpool and Paris Saint-Germain are still on it - Real are in now in direct talks with Monaco.

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Twitter · May 30, 2022, 8:03 AM

[slender olive]

pls

no

go to liverpool

[sand gate]

He’s coming to Madrid vro

We need him here anyways