la-liga

[vital kernel]

Oh

[plain elbow]

I don’t see Lucho sticking around in Spain next season.

Perhaps, a reunion with Gerrard at Villa, or another stint in the Eredivisie. That’d be cool. Inter Miami can wait.

[tardy sparrow]

Breh

'I'm sad, this is inhuman, they made me into Maguire.'

[still pagoda]

The club and himself confirmed yesterday that he's leaving lol

Finally saga over

He said something by himself I can't believe it

No more jfelixdiaz and tic tac guy

[tardy sparrow]

Isn't over till he announces

[grave glen]

people are so harsh to maguire

he is not shit just aint worldclass

[tardy sparrow]

Casillas 😭

[grim thicket]

Historia que tú hiciste
Historia por hacer

[tardy sparrow]

Hala Madrid

[worldly beacon]

w

[grim thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/real-madrid-rmcf-benzema-karim-benzema-footballer-gif-17708332

[tardy sparrow]

Plays good with England

[thin ivy]

New madrid kit looks ass

[tardy sparrow]

Get your eyes checked then

[thin ivy]

Its my opinion lol

The shirt style itself is fine, tbe colors ar eehh

[tardy sparrow]

I like it

Better than this year's

[tardy sparrow]

Is it over ?

[iron marten]

No

[tardy sparrow]

Rip

@shy dragon

Oh he still here tho

@indigo solstice see this stuff

[worldly beacon]

😭 😭 😭 @shy dragon

[twin hare]

https://twitter.com/themadridzone/status/1526111463999512577?s=21

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨| Real Madrid have reached final agreement with Kylian Mbappé but they will be ‘silent’ and wait for the player to announce his departure from PSG. @jfelixdiaz @marca #rmalive

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1375

Twitter · May 16, 2022, 8:05 AM

[pearl steeple]

Yes, time to join a real club where you can win prizes.

[indigo solstice]

peak comedy doe

[still pagoda]

When was the last time Almeria were in la liga

2016/17?

[spice sun]

https://twitter.com/ManagingBarca/status/1526117856332509184?t=RiB7tXMCpq_J70-nv9PdOw&s=19

Managing Barça (@ManagingBarca)

🚨🚨| Iñigo Martínez is an option for FC Barcelona this summer; he is highly valued at the club.
@xavi__hdez [🥇]

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1142

Twitter · May 16, 2022, 8:30 AM

[still pagoda]

Might as well switch to lounge for good

[iron marten]

2014/15

[tardy sparrow]

Don't tell Ahmed tho

[worldly beacon]

W w w

[compact siren]

Source?

Oh, I didn't notice.

[errant sun]

He was genius

With dribbles

[errant sun]

Another attacker?

[compact siren]

But I don't trust Marca, I'll believe that when some French magazine says Mbappé's leaving.

[errant sun]

I'm waiting for the official agreement

[tardy sparrow]

I'm waiting for mbpopa to say his decision

[tardy sparrow]

CB breh

[errant sun]

F I thought iniago

XD

[analog vapor]

Pigue, eric Garcia, Christensen, araujo, inigo martinez

Lenglet

How many cbs do they want

[spice sun]

Lenglet Umtiti --> out

Pique is old, Eric is too young

Our defence is so poor

[worldly beacon]

Plus xavi out

[sand gate]

Ancelotti saying the players are his friends :’)

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1526231638660849667

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Gareth Bale’s agent Jonathan Barnett confirms: “Gareth will leave Real Madrid. His return to English football is likely, I think - but his future now depends on Wales and their playoff games for the World Cup”, he told @Record_Portugal. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #RealMadrid

Twitter · May 16, 2022, 4:02 PM

🥲

[unkempt crag]

i love this picture

[lament agate]

looks like mbappe is a done deal then?

[still pagoda]

Pretty much

Mbappe confirmed it himself, just indirectly

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1526265142769553408?t=KMl3wgBjq4S98c9IX-SUqg&s=19

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨🚨🌕| @MarioCortegana: "It seems that Kylian Mbappé's future will be known TOMORROW." #rmalive

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Twitter · May 16, 2022, 6:15 PM

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1526244796276293633?t=cHeUV4CLPEykAbpaIu6s2g&s=19

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨🚨🌕| TOMORROW will be a big day for the Kylian Mbappé saga as there will be new direct contacts with Real Madrid. This is THE important week. @FabrizioRomano #rmalive

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Twitter · May 16, 2022, 4:54 PM

Imaginary tears in my eyes man

[indigo solstice]

pique is old

araujo is solid

lenglet and umititi are braindead

christensen wont be changing our defense overnight

ngl i dont see him starting regularly

inigo might get good minutes with eric

and yes

we need a lb

alba is abused af

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1526271870496034821?t=DKj3B79fFJNx5Zr96uuK5g&s=19

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: Personal terms agreed between Real Madrid and Kylian Mbappé. Signature expected after PSG's season ends. @David_Ornstein #rmalive

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Twitter · May 16, 2022, 6:42 PM

ORNSTEIN WITH THE DAGGER

5 years of this shit saga finally over

[tardy sparrow]

Just saw it lol

[tardy sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/finished-elijah-wood-lord-of-the-rings-lava-fire-gif-5894611

[spice sun]

https://twitter.com/Ramon_AlvarezMM/status/1526266806914396160?s=20&t=Z2LnRSwGWetjYGp3CbQk-g

Ramón Álvarez de Mon (@Ramon_AlvarezMM)

🚨 MBAPPE GANARÁ 30 MILLONES NETOS y la PRIMA de FICHAJE será de 120 MILLONES. https://t.co/19J11LBFU2 vía @YouTube

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Twitter · May 16, 2022, 6:22 PM

crazy

[tardy sparrow]

Translate

30m annual?

120m bonus?

[spice sun]

30m nets, per year

[analog vapor]

Gaya

[spice sun]

120m signing bonus

@tardy sparrow

[indigo solstice]

thing is will he come tho

[spice sun]

Grimaldo, Galan, Gaya or Alonso

[tardy sparrow]

[indigo solstice]

these are photoshopped

nice try :D

[tardy sparrow]

The gaya one is a fan page

But Militao one isn't

It's the real page

[indigo solstice]

fuckin hell

this militao guy is irrelevant on the pitch

[tardy sparrow]

Well he didn't own the page actually but somehow that page still got a blue tick

[indigo solstice]

now wants attention on the media

gg's

[spice sun]

Common sens : Araujo > Militao

[indigo solstice]

lmfao

[tardy sparrow]

He ain't pique ok

[indigo solstice]

soon to be

uk

the madrid version of pique

[tardy sparrow]

He doesn't do that una

He said on instagram

He doesn't have Facebook page

[indigo solstice]

imagine using facebook anyways

💀

[tardy sparrow]

Or twitter

[indigo solstice]

twitter ehhhhhhhh

[spice sun]

facebook in 2022 lmao

[indigo solstice]

ur parents

[tardy sparrow]

Look at the twitter page

He doesn't own it

Still has the tick

Smh

[indigo solstice]

maybe twitter was on drugs

who knows

[tardy sparrow]

They are

[indigo solstice]

owned by elon

twitter soon to be bit coin grinder

[tardy sparrow]

Tru

[indigo solstice]

only if bit coins are gonna be up high again

[tardy sparrow]

Pique happy

[indigo solstice]

they are going down

[tardy sparrow]

More money for shakira

[indigo solstice]

small bits by bits

[indigo solstice]

average wife

[tardy sparrow]

Out of her league husband

[indigo solstice]

agreed

[tardy sparrow]

Pique deserves better una

[indigo solstice]

she is soo much older 💀

[tardy sparrow]

10 YEARS

[indigo solstice]

yea only lmao

[tardy sparrow]

Ramos wife is 10 years old too tho

[indigo solstice]

shakira started modelling when pique could barely kick the ball

[indigo solstice]

no wonder why ramos is controlled in the house

[tardy sparrow]

No wait

8 ywars

[indigo solstice]

eh same ting

[tardy sparrow]

No wonder he kills people on pitch

[indigo solstice]

salah

:D

[tardy sparrow]

Pique was sucking lollipops

[indigo solstice]

anyone reading the chat we are not taking things out of context u weirdos

yes

he was still a child

[indigo solstice]

BOJAN KURKIC

[tardy sparrow]

I miss these classico man

[indigo solstice]

THE MESSI OF SOME LANDS

[indigo solstice]

same

[tardy sparrow]

Pep And Mou rivalry

Barca smacking us 6-2

5-0

Good times

[indigo solstice]

these clasico's of todays are soo soft

no fight

no argument

no one killing others

just a normal match

and there is no pre hype

[tardy sparrow]

Rudi coming tho

[spice sun]

we miss ramos and pepe

[indigo solstice]

alr some fight

[tardy sparrow]

He might try to do some shithousery

[spice sun]

and mourinho

[indigo solstice]

ramos but less

[spice sun]

and a great barça

[tardy sparrow]

We sold pepe too early

[indigo solstice]

barca will take time to rebuild

[tardy sparrow]

21 years

[indigo solstice]

shouldve kept him till his 30's

[tardy sparrow]

He was 33 something

[indigo solstice]

will u add a single year every time i mention it

[indigo solstice]

nah less

[tardy sparrow]

But we could've kept him till 35

[indigo solstice]

30????

[indigo solstice]

yea

nope nvm

he was 34

when he left

u kept him for a good period of time

he left at 2017

[tardy sparrow]

He was 34

Ye

[indigo solstice]

damn felt like ages ago

time flies

[tardy sparrow]

To promote varane

He's still balling at 39 rn

[indigo solstice]

varane was good

[indigo solstice]

yea

i dont get it

[tardy sparrow]

Varane was good last year too tbh

[indigo solstice]

why didnt varane extend

[tardy sparrow]

People don't remember

[tardy sparrow]

Got bored

Like lewadisney

[indigo solstice]

flops in the ucl

[sacred sorrel]

too finished 🥵🥵🥵

[indigo solstice]

lmfao

won everything too soon

[tardy sparrow]

Yeah man city mistake

But he was solid after that match

For madrid atleast

Ramos tax uno

[indigo solstice]

tbf

it wasnt all his fault

jesus was clinical

to pounce on him

not just running back

like most players would

[tardy sparrow]

He did it twice tho

😭

In the same match

[indigo solstice]

varance shouldve noticed it

and no one called

that man is behind him

[tardy sparrow]

Happens man

[indigo solstice]

yea

some stupid matches can ruin ur career

and ur image

no wonder how good u are

[tardy sparrow]

I just hope rudi slaps Militao and makes him a solid player

[indigo solstice]

just liek karius

[tardy sparrow]

[indigo solstice]

i see militao being good

not world class

but he will be solid enough

[tardy sparrow]

He has potential

But no maturity

[indigo solstice]

ikr

[tardy sparrow]

Ramos would've taught him maturity

But he left

[indigo solstice]

ngl

perez did a bad move

by selling most of the old defenders

[tardy sparrow]

Ye Perez does that with everyone

Nothing new

[indigo solstice]

🙏

[tardy sparrow]

But he thinks for the future

Look at barca

Bartemeu

[indigo solstice]

oh ffs

that man

killed us

like literally

[tardy sparrow]

Tbh ramos stayed injured half the season

Varance wanted to leave

So he let him go

[indigo solstice]

ngl

all big clubs let players go

if they dont want to stay

exception

piss g

[tardy sparrow]

He coming for free now

Knocked them out of ucl too

[indigo solstice]

lmfao

[sand gate]

Finally

https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1526274577554448387?s=21&t=CqwxNd-IIZaITZldepN4_Q

B/R Football (@brfootball)

Kylian Mbappé and Real Madrid have agreed to personal terms, per @David_Ornstein

He has yet to sign paperwork and PSG are still trying to convince him to stay.

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Twitter · May 16, 2022, 6:53 PM

[wraith breach]

won't believe a single news this summer until it actually happens and it's confirmed, goes for every single signing, tired of these fraudulent reports

[spice sun]

this one is obvious

[tardy sparrow]

David Ornstein is a tier 1

Reported haaland deal first too

[vital kernel]

6SZ

YES

CAMAVINGA TO BVB

WTAG

https://twitter.com/bvbnewsblog/status/1526297561715425281

BVB Newsblog (@bvbnewsblog)

🇫🇷 Eduardo Camavinga is seeking a loan move next summer, if his role doesn't change. Borussia Dortmund is interested.

#BVB

(🌗) | 🗞 @MarioCortegana via @theMadridZone

Twitter · May 16, 2022, 8:24 PM

[spice sun]

wtf ??

[worldly beacon]

Forget it u not getting him

[spice sun]

tweet delete

probably fake

[worldly beacon]

Really

[vital kernel]

I want him so badly

[spice sun]

bring back Gundogan instead

[vital kernel]

It's a possibility ngl

[spice sun]

Baller

[vital kernel]

Fr

[sand gate]

Benzema, Rodrygo, Vinicius, Hazard, Mbappé

This attack is gonna cook

[grave glen]

Who invited my Man Burger

[sand gate]

Ancelotti gonna turn him around next season he’ll be our back up on the lw

⚠️ | QUICK STAT

Toni Kroos completed 17/17 long balls v Cádiz – that's the most long balls anyone has completed with a 100% accuracy in a LaLiga match since he himself had 20/20 long balls on 2 Nov 2019 v Betis.

[sand gate]

Bro this not even a real

They deleted their post 💀

[vital kernel]

Yeah ik

[grave glen]

Pique probably retiring soon w his nonstop injuries, inigo not even sure yet, lenglet and umtiti future still in the air

[spice sun]

and i hope it's a futur far from barcelona

[analog vapor]

That's bullshit

[knotty yacht]

Such bullshit

[vital kernel]

[lyric shadow]

Lol

[final thicket]

Hopefully he actually starts playing normally

But yeah we are in ucl finals and won la liga without mbappe

Imagine when he comes

[tardy sparrow]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Garth Bale for Real Madrid:

• 256 Games🤍
• 18 Trophies🏆 (4x UCL)
• 106 Goals⚽️ (3x UCL final goals)
• 67 Assists🎯

I will just say thank you to Gareth Bale as all other Madridistas should. I always thought he was the lucky charm who brought UCL back to Real Madrid! I was and still a huge fan of this beast!

As confirmed by his agent, Bale will be leaving Real Madrid at the end of the season.

[plain elbow]

https://twitter.com/SoccerInsider/status/1522569669877583873?s=20&t=HoSoXLHo0nFAu_ejnzQc2Q

Steven Goff (@SoccerInsider)

D.C. United & Gareth Bale’s reps remain in communication, sources say. Other clubs interested, of course. No decision expected until after Wales WC playoff. Meantime, DCU has 3 other Euro-based players on DP short list. Unclear yet, though, whether DP summer signing will occur.

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192

Twitter · May 6, 2022, 1:31 PM

The golfer might be coming home.

I reckon Gareth’s dream is to form a formidable duo with Taxi!

[grave glen]

im so destroyed

never felt a more empty cave in my chest

[slender olive]

rip

but this is laliga chat bro

we discuss laliga teams here

not assna

[grave glen]

oh sorry

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1526110869972729856?t=JaVF0Ow9imOZu1Xreasmgw&s=19

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨| PSG will receive NOTHING from the Mbappe to Real Madrid deal. There is no doubt that they will seek revenge. @marca

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9605

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423

Twitter · May 16, 2022, 8:02 AM

Revenge? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[tardy sparrow]

[still pagoda]

We aren't Barcelona

[tardy sparrow]

They can have revenge

[still pagoda]

We don't have fartomeu or lieporta running the show

[tardy sparrow]

Buy asensio and hazard

[still pagoda]

Add Jovic too

20M they can have it

[tardy sparrow]

They wanted to include vini last summer

In mbappe deal

Perez said no

https://tenor.com/view/real-madrid-la-liga-vinicius-jr-vinicius-vini-gif-25126497

[shadow juniper]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1526439535546097665

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨| @elchiringuitotv reporting that the Emir of Qatar (PSG’s owner) is in Madrid with a full delegation, dozens of security members, four planes and numerous convey vehicles. #rmalive

Twitter · May 17, 2022, 5:48 AM

lol

[tardy sparrow]

Why lol

He gonna kidnap Perez or something

[shadow juniper]

they cant

[tardy sparrow]

@unkempt dew

[slender olive]

this is pretty funny ngl

[tardy sparrow]

Dude rejected 180m deal

To brag rights on ucl and mbappe

We took mbappe and knocked them out too

[fading ember]

He was there to meet the king of spain I think

For some political reasons

[fading ember]

(just guessing btw, I am not aware lol)

But I seriously doubt he would be there for mbappe

[tardy sparrow]

Yeah lol

But journalism uno

[shadow juniper]

el chiringuito 🤌

[still pagoda]

What's funnier is they kept mbappe to have a better shot at the ucl

[grave glen]

dont care they can do nothing except than crying

[grave glen]

Kaka>>Neymar

[tardy sparrow]

Why you disrespecting kaka like that

[compact siren]

Kaka is G.O.A.T

[worldly beacon]

Kaka>cr7

[vital kernel]

I respect him

One of the rare good journalists on twitter

[still pagoda]

yep

[quiet pier]

Next season's Barca leaked kit looks so good

With Spotify as their sponsor

[grave glen]

Bcoz some junkie on yt made fun of him so to clear the delusions of any paymar fanbois i had to compare a legend with a diver

[worthy matrix]

Don’t stretch it

[tardy sparrow]

Breh

[tardy sparrow]

@molten quiver last summer when vini was a meme

Perez knew

[molten quiver]

damn

[shadow juniper]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1526530788023468032

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨🎖| Kylian Mbappe’s decision is made.

Two scenarios are considered now. Either he announces his decision before Saturday to say goodbye to PSG fans in his stadium or he announces it after the #UCL  final because Real Madrid plays on May 28. @MelchorRuizCope

Twitter · May 17, 2022, 11:51 AM

its done lads

melchor has spoken

[quiet pier]

That does bring a good question ngl is Neymar higher all time than kaka?

I would lean yes if I'm being honest but Kaka was something else in his prime

[tardy sparrow]

No he's not

[rugged pecan]

https://twitter.com/MythCristiano/status/1526119417972654080?t=zGWZuREiecLHYwWspeoF2w&s=19

S̴o̴u̴s̴a̴ (@MythCristiano)

João Felix's girlfriend caught making out with Pedro Porro

See you at the gym 😂!😘 Never trust a girl who parties

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1314

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▶ Play video

Twitter · May 16, 2022, 8:36 AM

prime felix possibly incoming

next season

💀

[tardy sparrow]

Wtf is this

Icardi 2.0?

[rugged pecan]

bro my boi felix has to pop off now

how tf do u cheat on felix

tf is going on

lmfao

thats so random

[tardy sparrow]

[rugged pecan]

L gf tbh

[tardy sparrow]

Yea

[rugged pecan]

uk what the worst part is

we were tryna sign pedro porro

and hes out here cheating with felixs gf

💀

[tardy sparrow]

[rugged pecan]

LMFAOOOOO thats fucking awkwarf

[tardy sparrow]

We were too

Madrid Derby would've been ufc match between these lots

[rugged pecan]

😭

[plain elbow]

Huge bruh moment

[molten quiver]

😭

[rugged pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/joao-felix-joao-felix-röveşata-joao-felix-direk-gif-19380465

i need to see more of this

[tardy sparrow]

Stop playing 5-5-0 uno

[molten quiver]

lol

[rugged pecan]

😭

[molten quiver]

what game was that

[rugged pecan]

i mean we do that a lot in cl

[rugged pecan]

this was against salzburg i think

[molten quiver]

ah

[sand gate]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1526495993000120320?s=21&t=z_rqsQL8G5owmV2nLqq3tw

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Despite Paris Saint-Germain and Chelsea interest since last summer, Robert Lewandowski’s priority is only Barcelona as things stand. 🔴🇵🇱 #FCB

His agent Zahavi is giving priority to Barça too, three year deal already on the table - but still waiting for the clubs to discuss.

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Twitter · May 17, 2022, 9:33 AM

[tardy sparrow]

Asensio proposed to his girl

[gloomy badger]

asensio proposing, and felix losing their gfs at the same time

[tardy sparrow]

[gloomy badger]

Felix prime season incoming

[elfin dawn]

Joao Felix will not reach his prime at Atleti

At least not under Simeone

[worthy matrix]

Agreed, needs to move to another club to bolster his career

[elfin dawn]

Simeone never uses him properly, when he is playing at his best he subs him off

[still pagoda]

damn wtf

his girl is so fine

felix losing off the field

though didnt she deny that she was cheating?

on twitter

[rugged pecan]

he got potm and then injured right away

lots of injuries

thats what im only worried aboyt

if he turns into another talent that just gets injured

its expected bc hes the most fouled person in europe

[thin ivy]

She belong to da streets

[rugged pecan]

ong

[thin ivy]

Shes fine doe

[rugged pecan]

💀

[tardy sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[thin ivy]

Down bad energy i gettit

[real quarry]

his eye 💀

[tardy sparrow]

Ancelotti better

[real quarry]

💀

[still pagoda]

hes right

[vital kernel]

She confirmed that it is her on insta

[tardy sparrow]

She was giving cpr to pedro porro

Not kissing

[vital kernel]

[vital kernel]

She confirmed the girl was here

[still pagoda]

oh lol

[plain elbow]

Statement on Pedro Porro IG story a few hours ago.

A weird situation, lol.

[still pagoda]

either way i wish i was him in that situation 😩

[tardy sparrow]

Brotha

[tardy sparrow]

Is that what he said?

[torn ermine]

imagine tho 😭 😭

[wheat spoke]

I have no idea what is happening 👍

[rugged pecan]

i would fucking die laughing

[still pagoda]

🤣 🤣 🤣 😐

[thin ivy]

Ramos in the new The Champions episode

🥲

[dusky stream]

Prime season? Might be the first good one he’ll have in the top 5 leagues

[grave glen]

He is class now

[dusky stream]

No he ain’t lmao

That’s not even setting the bar low

It’s digging a hole under it too

[worldly beacon]

Yup

[gloomy badger]

i didnt say it seriously, anyways i remember u were always hating on him, still dont know why no one said hes prime messi

[worldly beacon]

@gloomy badger did atletico didn't extend suarez contract or suarez rejected?

[worldly beacon]

Prime messi 😭 💀 💀

[gloomy badger]

it was his last game on wanda, his game against sevilla

[plain elbow]

Said something within the lines “we’re just friends,” and “I do what I want so stop trying to defame me.”

[gloomy badger]

hes acting like i said that

[plain elbow]

Pretty passive aggressive

[worldly beacon]

Yh ik but tell me about the contract did atletico say no to reject or he said no extension needed?

[rugged pecan]

all this hate towards felix 😫

[gloomy badger]

for real

[rugged pecan]

ik for a fact irish would suck off someone so felix could join barca 💀

https://twitter.com/FutbolDemons/status/1526618657312215040?s=20&t=cCL7C6rbsE-XL73QNMOu4w

∞ (@FutbolDemons)

Laporta has basically confirmed Barcelona are still broke as fuck, so I'd suggest y'all to ignore all the Felix-Barça talk ✌️

Twitter · May 17, 2022, 5:40 PM

😭

[gloomy badger]

😭

[rugged pecan]

i dont think they have enough for morata

[gloomy badger]

they be asking to get a discount

[rugged pecan]

a swap deal where we get griezmann and they get felix😭

[tacit kiln]

https://twitter.com/iaBRYSON/status/1526563174140477440

B R Y S O N 🍀 (@iaBRYSON)

Dead

Likes

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203

Twitter · May 17, 2022, 1:59 PM

🤣

[gloomy badger]

get rid of pique

[rugged pecan]

that defence isnt the worst

except pique

i mean you literally have man united backline

so fucking shit

except de gea

[final thicket]

Imagine if rudiger wouldve moved to barca

Rudiger instead of pique

Wouldve been all chelsea back line

[rugged pecan]

and a pretty decent backline tbh

[final thicket]

Tbh yes but no match for a front line of vini, benz, mbappe

[rugged pecan]

https://twitter.com/LaLigaLowdown/status/1526594611958906883

La Liga Lowdown 🧡🇪🇸⚽️ (@LaLigaLowdown)

8️⃣ years ago, Godin scored one of the most iconic goals in Atlético’s history!

👑 It tied the game at Camp Nou in the last matchday to give Atleti the title after a drought of 18 years

#LLL
🧡🇪🇸⚽️
https://t.co/erb04Va7Hh

▶ Play video

Twitter · May 17, 2022, 4:04 PM

what a throwback

[final thicket]

Are u russian?

I speak russian

[dusky stream]

anyways i remember u were always hating on him
No evidence of this whatsoever. People know that I have high standard. I stick my logic and judge Felix the same way I would any other player.
still dont know why no one said hes prime messi
What?

[gloomy badger]

capitano 🇺🇾

[dusky stream]

You wanna post something of substance or continue to post messages with the logic behind it of that of a dog with an empty skull?

[grave glen]

He is good for a youngster, but he was way too expensive

[final thicket]

Felix is pretty overrated imo

Not worth the money

[gloomy badger]

we were debating once and made it clear that this tactitc doesnt suit him perfectly, but that hes a good youngster what do you want me to say??

[grave glen]

141mil$

[rugged pecan]

dude stfu

[grave glen]

Way too expensive

[gloomy badger]

no player is worth that much, no one paid off with that amount

[rugged pecan]

dont pretend like u wouldnt want felix on ur team

anyone wants a promising youngster

just like vini and mbappe

[gloomy badger]

felix is just good if you watch games

[final thicket]

Vini>felix and its not close

[rugged pecan]

and haaland

[rugged pecan]

for now yes

sure

[gloomy badger]

agree

[rugged pecan]

hopefully he doesnt get injured uk

been getting injured often

[final thicket]

Who?

[rugged pecan]

felix

[final thicket]

Yeah he is bery injury prone thats not good

For long term

[rugged pecan]

ya im getting hella paranoid

i dont want him to be injured all the time

[final thicket]

I would personally not want felix on my team

[gloomy badger]

simeone is gonna make him be like a rock

[grave glen]

23 games 8 goals and 4 assist would be good for CAM, not for ST. he has to improve

[rugged pecan]

yup

[final thicket]

Agreed he has a lot to work on

[sacred sorrel]

Barcelona literally employ Dembulance, being injury prone is not a problem for them

[final thicket]

Vini is a winger and has way better stats

[rugged pecan]

i think one striker that was very underrated is correa

he put up good numbers

for the playing time he has

[gloomy badger]

we know, we made it clear that hes better lmao

[final thicket]

Barca dont need someone like felix and thats clear

[grave glen]

Dembulance without injuries over Haaland

Dembele is all round

[final thicket]

Mah not over haaland but still very good

Nah

[dusky stream]

He is good for a youngster
He's 22 and hasn't hasn't had a season anywhere close to a lot of other young players with breakout seasons.
That's setting the bar pretty low

[grave glen]

Agree

[final thicket]

And the price pretty high

[dusky stream]

Imagine the world we're in where if we think a player isn't as good as people think, it instantly means that we're 'hating' him. dogshit and brainless logic.

what do you want me to say??
uhhh, not baseless things like people 'hating' a player?

[grave glen]

Haaland can just score goals

[dusky stream]

If he was available for 40m I wouldn't get it

[gloomy badger]

@grave glen where are you from?

[grave glen]

Cro

[final thicket]

He is an ST and dembele a winger

[dusky stream]

He's a striker? What is he supposed to do?

[gloomy badger]

im from Serbia

[grave glen]

Score goals, i am just saying

[dusky stream]

He scores a shit ton, he chance creation is very good, he is great at receiving forward passes. There isn't much else he needs to do.

[grave glen]

+strong Like a tank

[plain elbow]

https://twitter.com/LaLigaLowdown/status/1526504413023637504?s=20&t=6Gzl-x61C_7CggutU3KeNg

La Liga Lowdown 🧡🇪🇸⚽️ (@LaLigaLowdown)

🦇@SERDepValencia are reporting that Valencia have made an offer for José Luis Morales....

He couldn't could he?🐸

#LLL
🧡🇪🇸⚽

Twitter · May 17, 2022, 10:06 AM

Yikessss

[prisma swift]

he needs to be fit more,improve aerially and despite having good sca his passing and creativity ain't that good

[grave glen]

Mbappe>Haaland in my opinion

[final thicket]

Its alright for a ST tbf he does what he is supposed to: score goals

[final thicket]

Thats true

[dusky stream]

Should leave, he's staying in the country, the same city literally. He'd be getting a better sporting project, better wages, more exposure. He has never been on a team that finished in the top half of the table either.

[prisma swift]

a ST is much more than that now

[grave glen]

He is all round striker, scores alot+ solid creativity

[dusky stream]

His injuries were one issue and his passing is fine for a striker

[prisma swift]

mbappé ain't a striker

[gloomy badger]

no, just everytime someone even mentions felix u got something to say, we get it that you dont think hes as good as he should be. i literally made a joke that hes gonna be in his prime now that his gf cheated on him u took it seriously and started to debate here or whatever

[grave glen]

Than what is he

[prisma swift]

his heading sucks for a guy his height tho

[prisma swift]

a left winger

[final thicket]

Thats true he is lacking creativity and play making which is a downside but man city have players like foden, kdb that are good at those aspects haaland lacks

[final thicket]

He can play st and winger he is good at both dont know where ancelotti will play him

[grave glen]

He is st In paris

Sometimes LW

But mostly ST

[torn ermine]

he is an all around forward

[final thicket]

Exactly unlike haaland

[knotty yacht]

If U watch the game he’s mostly on the left flank

[grave glen]

I watch only highlights from the League 1

[final thicket]

True but he often shifts toward the center

[knotty yacht]

This is his heat map

[final thicket]

Like i said plaus mainly on left, shifts toward center when there is a goalscorong opportunities

[grave glen]

Thx

I am going now bye

[dusky stream]

no, just everytime someone even mentions felix u got something to say
He's talked about very often here as some great talent, which isn't true. If another player who had some transfer news related to my club was talked about so much, and there was so much unnecessary praise, you would certainly see me shooting those awful takes down.
i literally made a joke that hes gonna be in his prime now that his gf cheated on him u took it seriously and started to debate here or whatever
I made one message, you were the one who decided to follow it up with me apparently 'hating' him.

[final thicket]

Thats a good point, he does get overhyped a ton

He is nowhere near a generational talent

[knotty yacht]

Felix is mad talented tbh

Needs to move clubs

[final thicket]

He is but he doesnt perform as good as many other youngsters

Perhaps moving a club could help

[grave glen]

https://twitter.com/goal/status/1526154454826893314

GOAL (@goal)

How Luis Suarez left Barcelona v how Luis Suarez left Atletico Madrid 👋

Likes

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Twitter · May 16, 2022, 10:55 AM

We did forced him out

But it was covid bad season during that time

[tardy sparrow]

Bartemeu

[iron marten]

Same with Messi

Messi had a shit farewell

[warm delta]

he played as a striker for the 1st half of the season (was good at it obviously)

imo Mbappé wants to be polyvalent and good in all situations

[rugged pecan]

https://twitter.com/atletiuniverse/status/1526681807638470657

Atletico Universe (@atletiuniverse)

💣🚨| BREAKING: Boubacar Kamara to Atlético Madrid is nearly closed, there are small details left. [@MatteMoretto🎖] #Transfers

Likes

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Twitter · May 17, 2022, 9:51 PM

YESSIIRRRR

[wraith breach]

good signing

[grave glen]

because thats where he performs his amazing shot technique

and you’re right he is mostly a winger

[toxic hinge]

W signing, too bad laportass is going for Alonso 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[rugged pecan]

i mean kamara is a cdm technicaly

although he might work as a cb

[toxic hinge]

I’m tryna say laporta is signing washed players

[rugged pecan]

i mean for this season its a good backline

but they old

thats the only problem

oh shit u a moonknight fan as well ?

[toxic hinge]

Yuh

[rugged pecan]

ive been waiting for the show to come out

years

for years

[toxic hinge]

lmao

[rugged pecan]

i have the comics and shit

hoping for a season 2

[toxic hinge]

Show is fire I’m afraid

fax same

did you see joao Felix gf “making out” with Porro

[rugged pecan]

the last episode was so lit

[rugged pecan]

omfg

i saw that

i was like aint no way bruh

im expecting a top season by felix now

[toxic hinge]

she lost him

If that’s true

[rugged pecan]

ya bro no cap

like why pedro porro

LMFAOOo

we were tryna sign him as well

so thats not happening

[toxic hinge]

He’s still class tbf

[rugged pecan]

ya good player

😭

[toxic hinge]

just had to make out with felix gf 🤦‍♂️

[rugged pecan]

i hope this makes felix pop off

all im hoping for

[toxic hinge]

agreed

Hope he also balls out in the UCL as well next szn

[rugged pecan]

same, the injuries have been holding him back a lot

[toxic hinge]

still better than Depay I’m afraid

[hasty hearth]

currently hes not

felix overhyped imo. like people had him better than alot of strikers itw but he clearly hasnt showed signs of that yet,but hes still young and has time to make up for it but for rn nah hes not. has to prove he can handle his own first

[rugged pecan]

agreed

[hasty hearth]

at least someone sees🤷🏾‍♂️

but hope to see him grow in the future

if he gets there

[slender olive]

Ayo what

[rugged pecan]

lots of potential man but these injuries aint it

[hasty hearth]

yea injuries rlly do suck

i think hes fine where hes at rn,but in the future i see him making a move somewhere else fosho.

[molten quiver]

he plays as a fucking defender bruh

[rugged pecan]

?

he literally won potm

and then got injured

he won potm as a defender

thats crazy

[molten quiver]

yes

[rugged pecan]

nice one lad

[molten quiver]

ok

[rugged pecan]

ya most likely i see it coming

unless simeone leaves

and we get another manager with a more attacking mindset

[molten quiver]

he has to move somewhere else this summer otherwise no one will try to buy him

he wont develpp under simeone

[rugged pecan]

ya simeone is gonna ,eave soon anyways

[molten quiver]

he said he wont

[hasty hearth]

true

his value will decrease soon

[rugged pecan]

well if this season we do shit again then hes gonna leave himself i dont think hes gonna run atletico through the mud

its just who we're gonna get is the question

atletico without simeone feels weird af

[hasty hearth]

yea

hes been theres for like 11 years right?

or longer?

[rugged pecan]

he joined 2011

its been a very long ass time

[hasty hearth]

so 10

[rugged pecan]

ya

[hasty hearth]

long

[rugged pecan]

hes done a lot tho

i cant hate the dude

turned atletico into a top team

[hasty hearth]

u guys won the league in the messi ronaldo era.

ucl finalist

etc

[rugged pecan]

ppl dont understand how hard it is with teams like barca and real

and on top of that to win when messi and ronaldo used to play

[hasty hearth]

yea

[rugged pecan]

only problem was the amount of draws we used to have

[hasty hearth]

well u guys were more defensive than rather attackin

and waited for the opportunity

[rugged pecan]

ya thats what made us strong

[hasty hearth]

barca had tiki taka

madrid had the build ups

[rugged pecan]

now u see newly promoted teams using the same playstyle

bc well it works

[hasty hearth]

yes

[rugged pecan]

but we've gotten to a point where we have a chance to do more

the attacking quality we have is the best its been in a while

[hasty hearth]

levante uses it against top teams

[rugged pecan]

yes and they do it very well

always casuing upsets

[hasty hearth]

yes

always lose to teams that they shouldnt to tho

[rugged pecan]

but now atletico arent as defensively strong so whats the point in using the same playstyle

we dont have godin

juanfran

[hasty hearth]

theyre now in relegation stage now.

sucks

[rugged pecan]

we have fucking herbozo

[rugged pecan]

ya thats why they getting relegated that was acc surprising

[hasty hearth]

no flilpe luis

[rugged pecan]

our defence was something else

a whole wall

while also producing brilliant attackers

[hasty hearth]

griez

[rugged pecan]

aguero won golden boy with us, forlan, griez, falcao

and now im hoping felix

[hasty hearth]

costa

[rugged pecan]

torres

[hasty hearth]

diego costa was nice

for yall

[rugged pecan]

diego costa was acc one of a kind

always gave 100%

loved him

[hasty hearth]

very underrated player these days

[rugged pecan]

but growing up my idol was david villa

loved watching him play

probably one of the most underrated players

ever

[hasty hearth]

damn thats a shout

[rugged pecan]

no one gave him enough love

for what he did

and achieved

[hasty hearth]

i enjoyed watching villa at barca. so class

[rugged pecan]

brilliant player

but that injury fucked him over so hard

even though he still did well

at atleti

[hasty hearth]

then he went to the mls

[rugged pecan]

but defo one of the best forwards ive seen growing up without a doubt

i think he went vitesse first

and he was ambidextrous

what more do u want from a forward

[hasty hearth]

david villa literally was a beast the whole wc

[rugged pecan]

his playmaking abilities were amzing

him and morientes at valencia

different gravy

[rugged pecan]

he really carried spain

back when valencia was acc a top team

[hasty hearth]

i wouldnt say carry but he defo was one of their best players

iniesta with his props

busquets etc

[rugged pecan]

i mean literally 90% of the goals were either by him or assisted by him

crazy team

spain was cracked

[hasty hearth]

busquets was the best cdm through like 08-15

tbh

one of the best visionary cdms ive ever seen

[rugged pecan]

ya 100%

busquets is a very good cdm

[hasty hearth]

even now he puts in 100%

special player

[rugged pecan]

all these legends getting old

[hasty hearth]

fr

[rugged pecan]

grew up watching all of them

feels so weird

one by one all going away

[hasty hearth]

but we have new faces coming in

should be something to look forward to

[rugged pecan]

but at least we witnessed one of the best eras in football

i swear

[rugged pecan]

yupp

[hasty hearth]

the only thing we have of these legends is memories

[hasty hearth]

fr

2000s and 2010s

are unmatched

[rugged pecan]

new kids arent gonna know how cracked a few players were

[hasty hearth]

imo

[rugged pecan]

like torres

[rugged pecan]

ya fs

theyre gonna see that one torres miss and clown him

[hasty hearth]

torres was actually nice

[rugged pecan]

we acc did watch the best players

so many good players

[hasty hearth]

but hes a clown for alot of ppl

[rugged pecan]

ya doesnt make sense

still a great striker

prime torres😫

[hasty hearth]

was his prime at liverpool right?

[grave glen]

chelsea

[rugged pecan]

ya

[rugged pecan]

LOLLLL

[grave glen]

Suarez, Ronaldo, Beckham, Trippier, and really anyone. Premier League has so many teams that people care about. La Liga has one lmfaoooo. Then don’t forget all the flops La Liga gave to the PL.

man thought he did something

[rugged pecan]

💀

how do u not accept the fact that la liga has always been superior

[rich terrace]

howdy

[rugged pecan]

valencia supporter

jheez

[rich terrace]

huh

[rugged pecan]

u dont support valencia?

[rich terrace]

I do

[slender olive]

we have more CLs than anyone else

End of story

@grave glen got an argument against that?

I doubt you do, nada nada zip

[iron tendon]

barcelona madrid athleti dominated europe and people have audacity to say pl>laliga

[tardy sparrow]

PL could never

[rugged pecan]

imagine lmfao

[iron tendon]

Imagine what?

[rugged pecan]

prem fans saying theyre better

lmfaoooo

and on top of that with the money they get and they still do shit is beyond me

but what i will admit is that man city and liverpool are top teams

[iron tendon]

Yeah lol

[molten quiver]

fair point

[still pagoda]

Shit backline

Are Chelsea really gonna sell 3 of their defenders to same team 😭

And 4 to the same league

Yikes

2 of them are already confirmed

[tardy sparrow]

They looking for Kounde tho

[still pagoda]

Yeah they'll probably sign him

[still pagoda]

Kinda looks like Chelsea signed Pique

[grave glen]

[thin ivy]

next season will test xaviball

[static topaz]

Emeryball LaLiga 22/23 champions 😄

[tardy sparrow]

Worry about arteta ball

[grave glen]

*xaviballs

[thin ivy]

xaviballon

[spice sun]

xavineta

[worldly beacon]

Finished balls

We already seen

[grave glen]

U seen balls?

[worldly beacon]

Yh everybody did

[rugged pecan]

https://twitter.com/atletiuniverse/status/1526873844203589633?t=ebeq47UzK9uwB6SK22yZRg&s=19

Atletico Universe (@atletiuniverse)

💣🚨| Atlético Madrid are interested in Carlos Soler and José Gayà.

• They will wait until Valencia lower their demands for both players.

• They will not pay €50-60m for both players unless the price is lowered to around €30m.

[@rubenuria🎖, @GoalEspana] #Transfers

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Twitter · May 18, 2022, 10:34 AM

this would be amazing

a huge steal

both very good players

[shadow juniper]

useless

@grave glen

[grave glen]

[shadow juniper]

howdy

😏

[compact siren]

Rudiger confirmed?

[molten quiver]

thats also your favourite midfielder

[tardy sparrow]

Here we go done last week

From fraudizio

[worldly beacon]

Hi

[worldly beacon]

Ik he still is

[molten quiver]

so you just slated him

im confusion

[worldly beacon]

Not him the fans who says sofa score owned by messi

[shadow juniper]

👋

[tardy sparrow]

Sofascore stated a fact that kroos did in last game

And they give eibarman free ratings for ghosting and doing nothing

Kroos isn't appreciating their rating in any way whatsoever

[worldly beacon]

someone tell this guy messi has more goal against his another big team then eibar and tell him if u dont watch messi dont say anything

[tardy sparrow]

You support the same team

[worldly beacon]

[tardy sparrow]

Plus I'm talking about this season brotha

😭

[worldly beacon]

13 assists 10 goals

not bad

2 top assister

[tardy sparrow]

0 goals against top 6 uno

[fading ember]

It’s 11 goals actually but yeah

[autumn moon]

Bono won this year's Zamora right?

[fading ember]

Also will be better suited for #ligue-1 for this

Or #football-lobby/ #football-lobby

[fading ember]

I mean 1 game is still left so he hasn’t won it yet, but he will most likely

[tardy sparrow]

Yeah

He'll wib

[lament agate]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/kylian-mbappe-psg-real-madrid-26995330

mbappe to real madrid here we go

[indigo solstice]

gg's

[worldly beacon]

Yh yh thanks

[knotty yacht]

Messi > Real Madrid - useless

[worldly beacon]

No?

[worldly beacon]

This tweet just targeting cr7 fans nothing deep

[dusky stream]

This is an awful deal
Gaya isn't worth more than 20, and Soler isn't worth more than 15

[dusky stream]

?

So you're picking and choosing when the ratings work for you?

These rating apps should be binned

their algorithms are awful

[tardy sparrow]

Relax

[dusky stream]

Nobody does analysis using a single average value

[iron marten]

❤️

[grave glen]

https://twitter.com/sterling_777/status/1526846122244902912

JM MCFC (@Sterling_777)

@theMadridZone @JosePadi_ The year is 2060

• Real Madrid just won their 41st Champions League title
• Lucas Vazquez Jr is the top scorer of Real Madrid
• Kroos , Casemiro, Modric is expected to start the next match
• Paul Pogba is linked to Real Madrid
• Kylian Mbappe will soon announce his decision

Likes

652

Twitter · May 18, 2022, 8:44 AM

[tardy sparrow]

Pique taking another pay cut so barca can register players

[grave glen]

messi still failing to score in uber eats

[worldly beacon]

W

[worldly beacon]

And pique still crying how real madrid rob everything instead of doing anything good for barca

[worldly beacon]

[grave glen]

why does barça get drag to this mbappe fiasco

[indigo solstice]

Idrk man

Rma fans like to get a lot of attention

Through any means

[shadow juniper]

ya'll consider useless as rma fan

smh

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/305440198538559489/813087354964148255/peepo_laugh.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/831852804377149451/952560817746903050/ezgif-3-df032e241058.gif

el chiringuito bruh

they are shit

[frank robin]

fake

[thin ivy]

Maicon prolly will offer Mbappe his position as president just to stay in france

[thin ivy]

Its obvious satire lol

[molten quiver]

its real

[glacial turret]

Why is Barca not linked with Son

[grave glen]

aint no way spurs letting him leave

[glacial turret]

Swap with dembele

[worthy matrix]

Because Lewy won’t ever sell him

He will retire at Spurs

[worldly beacon]

😭 😭

[still pagoda]

bro what

psg is the most pathetic club i've ever seen

[knotty yacht]

https://twitter.com/saqeezyp/status/1527211294557970433?s=21&t=PAYVWN4QqbU2agf8lx6eNg

𝙎𝙖𝙦𝙚𝙚𝙯𝙮 𝙫𝟐 (@SaqeezyP)

• 41 G/A - 12 la liga games
• in the UCL Final - KO'd by Frankfurt

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Twitter · May 19, 2022, 8:55 AM

Pathetic

Pedri shouldn’t even be in tots

12 games played

What a joke

[vital kernel]

Ikr

[frank robin]

both those cards looking crazy tho

[molten quiver]

deserved but that card will be so annoying in fifa

so many broken controllers incoming

[still pagoda]

They just put him cuz he's young Spanish and plays for Barca

[thin lance]

pedri 😭

[still pagoda]

Change his nationality put him in any of the other 19 teams and he doesn't make it

[spice sun]

lmao

I understand, he already destroy ur shitty club

only 12 matches but 12 masterclass

better than anyone

[knotty yacht]

And 0 trophies

[spice sun]

litteraly don't give a fuck

https://tenor.com/view/pedri-futbol-barcelona-2022-xavineta-gif-25368526

[knotty yacht]

1 4-0 trophy

[spice sun]

no it's not

just some training

shitting on madrid is habit

[knotty yacht]

Yeah u do it consistently

Not like we won 5 classicos in a row before that

[still pagoda]

When exactly?

[compact siren]

https://youtube.com/shorts/rR_Qtd9yBA4?feature=share

Isn't this bullshit?

[knotty yacht]

https://twitter.com/wolfrmfc/status/1527209653884551170?s=21&t=uiZzpDd1dmg4MLzv_7PvMQ

WolfRMFC (@WolfRMFC)

Mbappe who has played 0 minutes for Real Madrid got his name chanted by our fans whilst Bale who has played 258 games and has 173 G/A for the club plus 3 UCL final goals gets booed on a daily. Weird.

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Twitter · May 19, 2022, 8:48 AM

[tardy sparrow]

Won't get booed after 2 weeks anyway

[dusky stream]

??? What nonsense is this?

[warm delta]

Deschamps chose an OM player instead of Camavinga

[vital kernel]

L fans

[vital kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/om-marseille-olympique-de-marseille-olympique-matteo-gif-22345982

?

[warm delta]

It's Kamara

[vital kernel]

Oh

It's deserved for kamara anyway

[warm delta]

So there are 2 OM players

[vital kernel]

He's been very good

[warm delta]

Rabiot still in

[vital kernel]

😭😭💀💀

[warm delta]

https://tenor.com/view/alcohol-alcoholic-tequila-pouring-gif-15297338

[tardy sparrow]

Kamara good tho

[warm delta]

yes

but it's OM

so 🤢

[tardy sparrow]

[molten quiver]

kamara class

hope he doesnt go to urinated

[arctic geyser]

True

[dusky stream]

Camavinga hasn't been playing much and isn't an anchor