la-liga

[grave glen]

Lmao bro we are down bad rn, you can’t blame us. We need to make Back that Lakaka money hehe

Toni Kroos: 🗣 "Ancelotti asked for the opinion of the experienced players on who he should sub on at extra-time. This situation describes him perfectly as a coach and is why he works so well with the team."

[tardy sparrow]

Took Ronaldo 9 years to win 2 La liga

And 5 years to play a ucl final

My man did it in 3 years

[tardy sparrow]

Bet pep wouldn't do the same with kdb

[stone drum]

Tbh kinda smart you know yea the coach can watch the game but he not on field and don’t play with the team

[stone drum]

The experienced players will catch on things better the coaches would so yea good on him

[compact siren]

My vote!

[grave glen]

Yeah agreed, some people will say that Ancelotti doesn’t know what he’s doing because he asked the exp players lmao, it’s just smart.

[stone drum]

Players know each other best

Coaches should consult the players more they know what best for each other

[stable prairie]

Pro stuff from Real

[dusky stream]

Guardiola sed

[tardy sparrow]

Gonna be that gegenpressing smile merchant on 28th

Jk

[compact siren]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to the cartoons version of Ancelotti's "cry about that"
By: 442oons

[honest umbra]

i think ur getting it confused

laporte didnt grab modric by the neck

[tardy sparrow]

Slapped him

[honest umbra]

modric deserved a red laporte a yellow imo

[tardy sparrow]

Lol how did modric deserve a red

[honest umbra]

bro ur grabbing someone by the neck

...

[worldly beacon]

Why? Disrespect to son

[honest umbra]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMyk9kyfZ_4

idk but this is a red card offense

[thin ivy]

Laporte shoved Modric twice and then slapped him

Easy red

Modric didnt do anything worth evem a yellow

[honest umbra]

the slap was provoked shoving is barely nothing

[honest umbra]

grabbing by the neck 💀

thats more violent than the slap

its a red yellow situation

[tardy sparrow]

Yellow sure

But not red

[thin ivy]

Lmao

[tardy sparrow]

I wasn't even mad

[thin ivy]

Laporte shouodve gottena red idgaf

Modrics hand was on aymerics neck for less than a second bc he flinched like a bitch

[honest umbra]

how is that a red?

its a bit of contact in the scuffle

compare that to grabbing someones neck

thats not abit of contact

thats violent conduct

[tardy sparrow]

I guess LM 10s don't get a red for grabbing someone's neck

[honest umbra]

how do real madrid have so many issues with player conduct tho

[honest umbra]

deserved a red

[honest umbra]

icing on the cake is obv benzema

[thin ivy]

Pushed modric with his fist 2-3 times then a slap

[honest umbra]

but i guess thats off the pitch so as good little football fans we get to ignore that depraved treachery

[honest umbra]

so thats a scuffle not violent conduct

slap a yellow tho

but really saying a bit of contact on his face during a scuffle is tantamount to grabbing someone by the neck? no way

[thin ivy]

Its a violent onduct imo, he was the only onr who reacted to modric approaching the city players and the ref

Lets be real here laporte got off easy bc he dove

[honest umbra]

a scuffle isnt violent conduct at least not by footballs rules

unless u make ur own rules

[thin ivy]

Im not saying its a scuffle

Whatever real won anyway

[thin ivy]

We dont

[honest umbra]

why change the subject

but yes

good on real madrid for the win

they were truly the dark horses of the tournament

no one even expected them to get to the quarters

besides they were decidedly mediocre in the earlier phases of the season

then they swapped places with bayern

[thin ivy]

Im not, im sticking to my point laporte shoulve gotten a red.

[honest umbra]

laporte?

[dusky stream]

https://tenor.com/view/laporta-barca-barcelona-gif-24790433

[honest umbra]

yeah thats a scuffle a little contact isnt really a red

[thin ivy]

Its the same situation when jordi alba shoved kounde then kounde retaliated by throwing the ball at alba

But jordi didnt get shit

[honest umbra]

how is that analogous to this in anyway

[thin ivy]

Kounde did

Similar situation

[honest umbra]

a bit of pushing in a scuffle isnt worthy of a yellow

its not violent conduct

[thin ivy]

He slapped ffs

Thats not a scuffle

[honest umbra]

slapped really?

[thin ivy]

Yeah

[honest umbra]

he got pushed and he tried to push him back

[thin ivy]

Modric wasnt even there to fighr

[honest umbra]

the contact was minimal

how is that a slap

[thin ivy]

He was there to talk to the ref

[honest umbra]

yeah and yet he ended up putting his hands on someones neck

[thin ivy]

Didnt yoy see how modrics face move when laportes hit him

[honest umbra]

theres a fine line between passionand a lack of control

[thin ivy]

Its not just me

Im telling you it couldve been a red

If not for his diving ass

[honest umbra]

and im telling u a scuffle isnt violent conduct

putting ur hands around someones neck is

[tardy sparrow]

Dude saying that wasn't a slap

[honest umbra]

touching someones face isnt necessarily a slap but sure

his arms were flailing i doubt it was a slap

[thin ivy]

So basically
Putting your hand on someones neck for a split second 🟥

Slapping 🟨

Watch the video in slow motion

[honest umbra]

yes cuz one of them is violent conduct

[thin ivy]

I sent it here earlier

[honest umbra]

in some instances a slap is deserving of a red too

but really i dont think its' the case in this instance

[thin ivy]

This is what im saying omg

[honest umbra]

no thats not what ur saying dont eat your own words

[thin ivy]

Im saying what aymeric did was ome of those instances

[honest umbra]

yeah

it isnt exactly violent conduct so i dont see how its a red

[tardy sparrow]

Dude slapped modric, his son broke their club apart

[thin ivy]

2 goals in 1 minute what a baller

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGG6lfImpME&ab_channel=DreamCloud

Ive watched this over and over

the second time he shoved modric it was with his fist and it was a bit hard

hand on luka's face was on purpose too

[ripe field]

both should be reds

[wraith breach]

🤣

[iron tendon]

I hate my life, i watched till like 2:30 am and left at 80' mark thinking madrid wont be able do it

[tardy sparrow]

Even fans left the stadium lol

[grave glen]

Watch highlights then

[tardy sparrow]

They weren't allowed back in

[iron tendon]

They fucking scored 3 goals 😢

I should have held on

[tardy sparrow]

I Learned after 2014 ucl final to never stop watching until the final whistle

Siuuuu

[iron tendon]

I slept in disappointment

[grave glen]

Surely u didn’t think you was gonna come back right

[iron tendon]

I vow to watch until the plauers leave the stadiums and go shit in the bathroom

[tardy sparrow]

Which match tho

[grave glen]

Vs City

[tardy sparrow]

Na I didn't

Nobody did

Except carlo and co

[zenith echo]

F for Santi Mina 💀

[compact siren]

https://youtu.be/AVpG6pyZFYI

[thin ivy]

Lol i woke up during the first half of extra time

[thin ivy]

What did they do to nacho hahahahahah

[stuck leaf]

man of culture

[lament agate]

mbappe is staying at psg/

??

whats that about

[bleak swallow]

Jaja

Imagine

[lament agate]

le parisien is the only source reporting on it right now

[compact siren]

It's not going to happen. He signs max one-year contract

[knotty yacht]

Won’t believe until it’s official but if it is we need to move on. And continue our rebuild without him

[grave glen]

rebuild?

[knotty yacht]

Yes we ain’t done yet

[grave glen]

interesting

[knotty yacht]

If he isn’t signing this year I don’t want him any other year

[hoary cipher]

Madrid took the L

Embarrassing

[grave glen]

well they aint doing bad without him

[hoary cipher]

But their fans were going crazy that they were signing him

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/apmtv3-elchiringuitodejugones-elchiringuito-pedrerol-tictac-gif-22917185

[hoary cipher]

Bring back Cr7 now

[grave glen]

nah

his time ended

[compact siren]

How to make money and be famous?
Step 1: Set up a French football magazine
Step 2: Publish a few years of completely real football news
Step 3: Start telling crazy news like PSG are going to buy all the best players in the world and old world class players will sign new contract
Step 4: All the newspapers are going to start reporting it.
Step 5: You are rich and famous

[knotty yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/pep-guardiola-we-cannot-replace-him-pep-aguero-pep-we-cannot-replace-gif-21799207

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/m3n-i-maanbaz-benzema-gif-21692212

[tardy sparrow]

I mean he taking a bigger L

Won't win the ucl anytime soon

[knotty yacht]

https://twitter.com/themadridzone/status/1522286965005197312?s=21&t=epRGKcF7AuNYKqJ-BzJMUg

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨🚨🌕| The news of Mbappe agreeing to a new contract with PSG are FALSE. Mbappe's mom confirms to MARCA. @MarioCortegana #rmalive

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Twitter · May 5, 2022, 6:47 PM

[thin ivy]

ffs

[stone drum]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1522285763731337218?s=21&t=aJu95B8O_n_pOLp749pKbA

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Official statement from Kylian Mbappé’s mother 🚨 #Mbappé

“There’s NO agreement in principle with Paris Saint-Germain or any other club. Discussions around Kylian's future continue in great serenity to allow him to make the best choice, in the respect of all the parties”.

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Twitter · May 5, 2022, 6:43 PM

He still deciding

Bro he needs to get out of Uber eats league and play with the big boys

I mean he I in UCL to but psg never going to the final

[worldly beacon]

Wtf noo

[worldly beacon]

W

[grave glen]

He could stay in Uber eats for like a few more years then move, man is being offered 50m per year bro

[stone drum]

I think he wants wins

[hoary cipher]

Mbappe staying in psg 100%

I guess everyone has a price these days

Man chose the 💰 over glory

[stone drum]

sadly why a lot of players are bad

but I guess since he good I mean

[rigid dragon]

[final thicket]

Good times

[idle ferry]

no

[idle ferry]

HALA MADIRD

[sand gate]

⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️

[idle ferry]

🤍 🤍

[idle ferry]

it's put pressure on him to stay in the team

[grim thicket]

still cant get yesterday's game off my mind

man what a comeback

this team never gives up

[idle ferry]

yeah

[grim thicket]

france is more like home for us than to liverpool with all these french players we got lol

[sand gate]

Facts

[idle ferry]

↗️

[grim thicket]

how many more goals does benzema need to break cr7's record?

[idle ferry]

2

in the one season

[grim thicket]

ucl final brace incoming from BDB 😏

[idle ferry]

REALMADRID ON TOP

[grim thicket]

if only we hadnt fucked up against bilbao in CDR, couldve been a treble

but with all the injuries and a patch of bad form at that time

dangit

[fading ember]

2 to level him
3 to break

[grim thicket]

ah

hat trick it is then

has anybdy ever made 3 hat tricks in one ucl season?

[fading ember]

Ronaldo in 15-16

[idle ferry]

no 17

[grim thicket]

well.....its time for a madridista to do it again ig

what about hat tricks in ucl finals?

[fading ember]

He had 2 in 16-17

[fading ember]

3 in 15-16

[fading ember]

Can’t remember any

[idle ferry]

oh yes yes, sorry

[fading ember]

16-17 ones are more famous because they came against bayern and atleti

[grim thicket]

well its time for BDB to go breaking some records

make that ballon d'or a default

[sand gate]

Guess who’s next to ney?

[grim thicket]

cant even imagine how ppl are considering fucking mane for ballon d'or

AFCON srsly????

[sand gate]

He’s been really good and also won AFCON

but benzema deserves it

[idle ferry]

Don't you feel that Messi will steal it from the previous season ?

[fading ember]

In 15-16 he scored 3 but they came against shakhtar, malmo and Wolfsburg, so people tend to remember the 16-17 ones more

[grim thicket]

if messi wins it this time, well....i give up

[knotty yacht]

Benzema has more goals in the cl than mane has in the league

[fading ember]

Messi probably won’t even top be 20

[grim thicket]

exatly!!

[fading ember]

Neither CR7

Their era is over

[grim thicket]

he wasnt even top 10 in ligue 1 best players iirc

[idle ferry]

top 3 ......

[hasty hearth]

messi and cr7 have been shit

[sand gate]

Cr7 got 6 goals in this edition of UCL

[hasty hearth]

have to be real

[sand gate]

With UTD 💀

[fading ember]

Yeah he isn’t

[knotty yacht]

They’ll prob be in the shortlist cause of PR but they shouldn’t touch top 10

[grim thicket]

no way he's making top 20 in ballon d'or

[fading ember]

Yeah they both definitely will be in top 30

[fading ember]

Messi should be something like 20-30
Ronaldo around 10-20

[hasty hearth]

if they dont do much this wc then it is 100% done.

[fading ember]

Top 3 probably Benzema lewandowski and mbappe

[grim thicket]

some things are just above tactics and strategy and skill in football

what happened yesterday, that was a miracle

90 minutes at the bernabeu....

[hasty hearth]

both teams played well untill the end

[grim thicket]

well said Juanito.....this Real Madrid has been living by those words throughout this season

[fading ember]

City dipped at the end

Madrid stepped up

Rodrygo and carvajal more like

[grim thicket]

Noventa minuti en el Bernabeu son molto longo.

[hasty hearth]

carvajal was good yesterday

have to say

[grim thicket]

carvajal has been good this season, not just yesterday

he was being slammed wrongly for the poor display against PSG

nobody can fucking stop mbappe

[hasty hearth]

true

but the least you can try to do is slow him down

but hes too quick

[grim thicket]

name a right back rn who can stop mbappe

nobody can

[hasty hearth]

walker

[grim thicket]

walker could barely stop vini

before walking off

[hasty hearth]

i mean its not impossible but its very difficult

[grim thicket]

and with all the good vini has done this season, i would still consider mbappe to be better

[hasty hearth]

true

mbappe will continue to do what hes doing for 10 15 years

[grim thicket]

hope he is smart enough to not fall for those PR stunts PSG are tryna pull

[hasty hearth]

so we have to expect it for a long time

[fading ember]

Nah

He will probably change his playstyle by the time he reaches his thirties

[grim thicket]

id give it 8 years

[fading ember]

Can’t see him continue with this exact style of play for 10-15 years

[fading ember]

Yeah probably

[hasty hearth]

well

ill say thirties he will change his style to like henry

[fading ember]

I expect him to have a transition like CR7 had under zidane

[grim thicket]

yeah

[fading ember]

When he reached his thirties

[grave glen]

Hi

[grim thicket]

more and more being a box threat rather than a wing threat as he approaches his 30s

his career trajectory in terms of his playstyle could go exactly like CR7's, CR7 started off as a pure right winger, switched to playing as a flashy left winger, and as he reached his 30s transformed himself in a goal poaching machine

but mbappe does not have the same physical gifts as CR7 did so he would need to aim for a more nuanced approach

for example, no matter how hard he tries, he would never be near as good as cristiano in terms of aerial ability

[hasty hearth]

i was just reading on that

basically he can start his runs centrally and or doubling up the right channels

[grim thicket]

who, cr7?

[hasty hearth]

yea

from a couple years back

[grim thicket]

yeah

[hasty hearth]

thats how mbappe can be when he gets older

[grim thicket]

havent followed him much in his juventus years but in real madrid he used to give full responsibility of the wing to marcelo, the left channel to isco mostly in 16/17, and drift closer and closer to the box, while benzema went deeper as a second striker, and modric occupying the right channel

[hasty hearth]

yea

ima follow up on the juve one

hold on

[grim thicket]

kroos used to provide some additional support to the left, and switch the play to the right with his long passes when necessary

[hasty hearth]

yea

[grim thicket]

and casemiro used to kinda be the long shot threat, the last man on attack, save for when ramos decided to do "something"

[hasty hearth]

yea

pretty sure modric had the same support as kroos but i could be wrong

[grim thicket]

modric was more of a box to box support than kroos on the right channel

kroos dictated play from deeper, modric more up front

[hasty hearth]

madrid also had a outlet on the counter if the scoring threat if the ball was retrieved high upfield

then cr7 was able to cut inside do whatever

[grim thicket]

yes but during the zidane years that was very insignificant becoz most games we used to dominate possession and rarely played on counter attacks

[hasty hearth]

ye

[grim thicket]

under ancelotti it was different, and still is like that

[hasty hearth]

you guys are more defensive now

[grim thicket]

depending on a pacy winger like bale/vini/ronnie to get the counter going

[hasty hearth]

yep

[grim thicket]

benzema's role at the start of a counter attack is still the same as it used to be in 2013-2015, only things that have changed are

1. we dont have a deadly right winger anymore like we did in prime gareth bale, so the attack is more left dependent
2. benzema even though his role of distributing at the start of the counter stays the same, he now occupies a more crowning role, ie, being the main goalscoring threat up front

[sand gate]

Luis Diaz says he would like to play for Barcelona wonder if he will ever get the move

[grim thicket]

it would be difficult to move from liverpool to barca imo, unless its like what happened with aguero, or maybe auba

which i dont think barca would want

[hasty hearth]

true thats why now that mbappe is coming it is going to be more scary from here cause now you guys have a pacy winger and all benzema has to do is just basically wait for his opportunity.

[fading ember]

Don’t see it happening within the next 3-4 years

finances still are fucked

[hasty hearth]

very

fucked

[fading ember]

+he just joined Liverpool and has been a success

[grim thicket]

mhm mbappe rn is the cherry on top

[hasty hearth]

we dont need anymore wingers rn

we need to focus on defense mainly

[grim thicket]

we got rodrygo who is like a super sub

dont need asensio no more

[hasty hearth]

true

[grim thicket]

we got 3 wily young mids in ceballos, cama, and fede.....tchouameni would be the perfect piece to complete that midfield line of the future

and we got rudiger coming now, which means we can try so many different combos on the defensive line

[hasty hearth]

then miltao,etc

[grim thicket]

we could have a alaba/mendy-rudiger-militao-carvajal lineup, or maybe a mendy-alaba-rudiger-carvajal or mendy-alaba-militao-carvajal just like we have now

only concerning area is RB

we did sign vinicius tobias

idk how he plays tho

[fading ember]

Full back market is very meh rn

Not a lot of good options

[grim thicket]

yeah, we still atleast have our LBs settled, with mendy, alaba, miguel lining up

on the right, carvajal, and tobias

[fading ember]

TAA won’t leave Liverpool ever probably
Chelsea and PSG will demand crazy money for james and hakimi

[grim thicket]

maybe we get odriozola back and he plays well for us

finally has a breakout season or something idk

we rlly rlly need a RB

[fading ember]

Could be but I doubt odriozola will shine finally,
But who knows maybe he hits some patch like ceballos

[grim thicket]

yeah, and besides i believe he had a good season with fiorentina.....cant say for sure tho, i do not follow fiorentina

camavinga has been an unbelievable signing

well worth the 45m odd perez spent on him

such tenacity and presence of mind at 19

damn

he's going places

[fading ember]

Yeah

He has all the things to have a world class career

[hasty hearth]

i mean yall could just keep what you have now its not that much of an issue tbh

[grim thicket]

yeah, with rudiger we just have options, and a better aerial presence

i just hope he doesnt flop

[fading ember]

But I am always careful before hyping people under-23,
Dudes like Bojan, Pato and renato sanches happen any time.
Camavinga probably won’t end up like that either way as long as he stays healthy and focused

[hasty hearth]

true

ngl cama is good

[hasty hearth]

interested to see what he becomes when hes older

[hybrid hatch]

camavinga tchouameni and valverde midfield

Would be amazing

Once KCM leaves

[elfin dawn]

I cannot imagine how the media and the press in general would be talking if Pedri or Gavi did the match that Camavinga had yesterday

[sand gate]

Facts bruh

[hasty hearth]

well it would be nuts obv

i mean what else😭

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-goat-gif-23375082

[dusky stream]

Dembele is our only winger in the ‘very good/great’ bracket, everyone else has been far too injury prone or hasn’t played up to expectations

[dusky stream]

This gives me eye sores

[hasty hearth]

ye

but its just

we can use the money on something else

rather than that

[dusky stream]

This squad needs
A backup LB
Starting RB
A DM
A 9
A winger (or two if Dembele leaves)

[hasty hearth]

true

[dusky stream]

After that, we need an elite LCB and an elite GK

[hasty hearth]

alba has barely missed any games

mans is burned out

[grave glen]

A bit too much to ask for

Those positions will be replaced by La Masia graduates

[hasty hearth]

i would prefer ppl with experience for that🤷🏾‍♂️

but idk

[elfin dawn]

The masia brainwashing

[elfin dawn]

La masia haven’t made a top player since the prime Barça with Busquets, Xavi, Puyol and Messi

[tardy sparrow]

Pedri has potential to be one

[elfin dawn]

Pedri isn’t from la masia

[tardy sparrow]

Oh

Then nvm

[elfin dawn]

He was bought from Las Palmas

Ever since that era the media has tried to sell us every player from la masia that did one or two cool stuff saying they are the next Iniesta, the next Puyol, next Xavi, and some other big names

[elfin dawn]

If he can leave the injuries behind then Ansu Fati has the potential

[tardy sparrow]

Had

[elfin dawn]

He is still young

He is 19

[tardy sparrow]

Look at this shit

[elfin dawn]

Yeah it happens here in Spain every godamn player that comes from La Masia most of the press wants to show they can be a world class player

[tardy sparrow]

Pedri isnt even world class rn

[elfin dawn]

A journalist here said Pedri was better than Zidane and Modric

[tardy sparrow]

They already got next pedri

[tardy sparrow]

Ikr

[elfin dawn]

I think he is but he is not in the level of names like Kevin De Bruyne, Modric, Müller

[tardy sparrow]

Catalonia journalists are a joke

[tardy sparrow]

He's a good player no doubt

But not world class

[elfin dawn]

Spanish press in general

[tardy sparrow]

Not rn

[tardy sparrow]

Some dude asked pep if they'll give guard of honour to madrid

Like lol

How dumb can you be

[elfin dawn]

Twittads said it was because Madrid press doing that but the journalists who asked the question was an Atleti fan

[tardy sparrow]

Respect pep kept his cool lol

[elfin dawn]

The guard of honor topic that has been trending in Spain this few days was created by anti-madrid journalist to hide and not talk of the bad season of their teams

The debate started because of Atlético de Madrid fans

[tardy sparrow]

Yeah lol

To hide the fact that they might be dropping to Europa

[elfin dawn]

I don’t know if it’s just me but Rodrygo Wednesday performance somehow remind me to that Lucas Moura performance against Ajax in second leg

[sand gate]

🚨| Few Real Madrid fans who left at the 80th minute down 0-1, were NOT allowed to re-enter the Bernabéu for the extra time. @marca #rmalive #UCL

[sand gate]

Good. Plastic shouldn't be allowed inside Bernabeu

[tardy sparrow]

They weren't plastic lol

[elfin dawn]

We ain’t Man City or PSG fans

[tardy sparrow]

People leave early to avoid crowds

[elfin dawn]

One of them said he was leaving because he didn’t wanted his daughter to see the defeat

[tardy sparrow]

Yeah I've seen the video

[sand gate]

No bro one's u left you can't enter back to stadium it's Santiago Bernabeu rules

[elfin dawn]

I mean that’s understandable but if you leave because you have up then don’t come back

[sand gate]

They tried coming back in

they weren’t allowed

[elfin dawn]

I was watching in the tv but I never turned it off

[tardy sparrow]

Same

[elfin dawn]

I got like three heart attacks with Mendy saving the ball over the line

[tardy sparrow]

My man city friend smashed his tv

[indigo solstice]

Pedri 19 year old
Barca = he's old we need another pedri
Goes onto buy another child

[sand gate]

Some fans who were busy abusing Carlo and the players should not be allowed back too. Many deleted their comments now XD

Online

[indigo solstice]

Disappointed but not surprised

[tardy sparrow]

Goes on to buy 35 Yr lewandowski

[indigo solstice]

Casual barca business

🙏 😈 🙏

[tardy sparrow]

And 37 Yr old azpicuelta

[elfin dawn]

The salary scale won’t allow then to buy him

[indigo solstice]

Old fc

When

[tardy sparrow]

They'll manage something

[indigo solstice]

We can

Pretty sure laporta is still paying bits of that debt

[elfin dawn]

I don’t know if Tebas is blind or something but some other clubs were relagated for less

[indigo solstice]

Tebas picks sides

No cap

[elfin dawn]

Is not about the debt, La Liga has a salary scale for each team and the salary scale of Barcelona is on red numbers

[tardy sparrow]

Yeah that's why they kicked messi

[indigo solstice]

They kicked messi

Just coz

Wait is griezzman still a barca player

Or did atl pay the biluy out option

[tardy sparrow]

Yeah

[indigo solstice]

Buy*

[elfin dawn]

Nope

[tardy sparrow]

They will decide at the end of season

[indigo solstice]

Atl pay 40 mil 🙏

[indigo solstice]

The season is bout to end and I have heard nothing about it

[elfin dawn]

Still without Messi the salary scale of Barcelona is pretty bad, they are under the 4-1 rule

[indigo solstice]

Bartemeu

[tardy sparrow]

Let's see after match day 38

[elfin dawn]

The 4-1 rule is basically sign a player for x amount of money but you gotta generate 4 times more of that amount

[indigo solstice]

Hmm alr

[elfin dawn]

That’s why Barcelona cannot make big signings

[indigo solstice]

We are in a 1b debt even if we make that amount of money we need to pay

The debt

[tardy sparrow]

Debt isnt an issue

[indigo solstice]

So bye big money signings

[tardy sparrow]

The wage cap is

[elfin dawn]

Is not the debt, la liga gives a team a salary budget

And Barcelona they are going over that budget

So they fall under the 4-1 rule which is sign a player for x amount of money but you have to make four times in income that money so the player can become part of the club

Like is not that hard to understand

[indigo solstice]

hm ok

[elfin dawn]

I took my time to read la liga financial rules to understand how Messi left

[tardy sparrow]

Yeah lol

[indigo solstice]

oh my goodness

[tardy sparrow]

Even after kicking him they had a negative budget

[indigo solstice]

yea

the contracts were finessed by bartemeu

[tardy sparrow]

Aguero retiring and coutinho leaving helped them to make signings in winter

[elfin dawn]

I think Laporta is genius, the charismatic character he has and the way to persuade people that something is possible even though is not is just amazing

[indigo solstice]

we still need to balance that salary tho

[indigo solstice]

cant disagree

he has soo much character

[elfin dawn]

The only was to make it is to sell valuable players but it wouldn’t be a good choice

Names like Pedri, Gavi, Ansu Fati or Araujo but you will loose key players from the squad

[indigo solstice]

yea

[tardy sparrow]

@indigo solstice is that you

[indigo solstice]

out of all the jerseys in the background and the man wearing the only one i have is barca's one

i have a juve and man utd one

[tardy sparrow]

No I mean

Barca fans supported those clubs

Against us

[indigo solstice]

tbf

100% being honest

we will support any team against rma

[tardy sparrow]

[indigo solstice]

even if is like cadiz vs rma

we will pick cadiz

coz yes

[tardy sparrow]

Even Liverpool

[indigo solstice]

yes

[tardy sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/barcelona-liverpool-football-remontada-gif-14087421

[indigo solstice]

even men from liv

[indigo solstice]

yes my nightmares

[tardy sparrow]

[elfin dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/manolas-roma-barcelona-barsa-gol-gif-11612279

[indigo solstice]

OH MY GOD

BOTH OF THEM WERE CORNERS

THATS WHAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE

and both of them went into the far left corner

just why

[elfin dawn]

like seriously what happened weren’t players focused or something

[tardy sparrow]

Roma and Liverpool players wanted it more than barca

[indigo solstice]

barca players when they see they have a good chance of winning they just play like they are playing against some relegated team who has no chance of fighting back

and play it like any other game

no matter what is on the line

[elfin dawn]

Xavi can talk about playing good, tiki taka, use Cruyff philosophy but they can learn something from others you know, like for example Madrid in all the knockout matches was inferior than their rivals but with courage, pride and desire they did the impossible

Chelsea almost made a comback against us because they were being better but the players pride denied that

[grave glen]

Ansu Fati has great potential if he doesn’t deal with much more injuries

[indigo solstice]

no

like just coz man got angry after being subbed off

there are like 1000 rumors

about him leaving

[plain elbow]

That'd be a really dumb sporting move.

Not too surprising from idiots like Txiki, though.

It'd be a sideways step for Frenkie. He'd continue to suffer with the same typical struggles he's had here.

He's a tailored fit for a double pivot, and with freedom, two things that are extraneous for Josep.

City's interiors push up just as high, and sometimes spawn even wider.

[misty idol]

Mbappe to madrid 🔜

[plain elbow]

Anything north of €70 million would be cool, but not too likely. I'd sell, and probably immediately.

The issue is replacing the lad, and more so reinvesting that money for a creative interior and a proper DM to phase out Busquets. The issue? Trust in the sporting department of ours to make the right call. Noobs already have Frank Kessie's signature on paper, and the Carles Soler links aren't very intriguing either. Scouting = subpar.

[thin ivy]

Barca/City fan very nice

[tardy sparrow]

Lol he did that with psg chelsea too

[thin ivy]

Coping mechanism of madrid haters

[pearl steeple]

lol

That was actually ridiculous that whistle. How can that even happen lol. Damn africans

Amateur ref

[knotty yacht]

https://twitter.com/barcaworldwide/status/1522294777626173443?s=21&t=RYMQSLDwqtAPeHAasv4Fhg

Barça Worldwide (@BarcaWorldwide)

🚨 Dembélé will NOT renew.

Likes

6388

Retweets

390

Twitter · May 5, 2022, 7:18 PM

[pearl steeple]

Was known 3 months ago?

[tardy sparrow]

Match fixing

[tardy sparrow]

Dude wanted 40m something

[pearl steeple]

That guy can never whistle again

[tardy sparrow]

More than mbappe

[knotty yacht]

If somehow we won’t get mbappe I would go for this guy ngl

[grave glen]

Raphinha

https://tenor.com/view/raphinha-megs-filth-leeds-lufc-gif-20295090

[knotty yacht]

Dembele is clear of him lmao

[torn ermine]

renewing dembele should be priority but dembele want more 😦

[compact siren]

Guys what do you think of my profile picture?

[vital kernel]

He's literally dembele, expected

[tardy sparrow]

Looks dope

[worldly beacon]

Wtf 💀 💀 💀

[tardy sparrow]

?

[fading ember]

That’s not even a news

It’s an opinion/prediction

https://twitter.com/reshadrahman_/status/1522304878646898690?s=21&t=RThrZwZUxec7fxKSC6FTyA

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@ReshadRahman_)

@Baron__FCB no source has said anything new about Dembele atm

Likes

236

Twitter · May 5, 2022, 7:59 PM

Nothing is decided for him yet,
Meetings will be scheduled after the betis game

[worldly beacon]

Luiz suarez wants to join barca according to Marca

[torn ermine]

marca...

[worldly beacon]

😐

[hasty hearth]

nah

we dont want him anymore

[frank robin]

lmfao

luis suarez legit pulled a david villa last szn

[hasty hearth]

well hold on

lemme backtrack it

cause that was a little disrespectful to him

[frank robin]

lol

[hasty hearth]

suarez rn is still decent

but

he did his time here

[frank robin]

well said

suarez = goat

[hasty hearth]

fasho

[tardy sparrow]

Sold Suarez cuz he was getting old

Bought aguero to replace him

[grave glen]

who gonna win tomorrow

betis 🍞
or barca 🍴

[tardy sparrow]

Draw

[grave glen]

➖ for draw

i think the current barca kit is the worst one they ever had

[still pagoda]

BOO

[tardy sparrow]

?

[grave glen]

?

[still pagoda]

did u not get it

[tardy sparrow]

Nope

[tardy sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/fabrizio-romano-transfers-here-we-go-im-going-to-tweet-now-gif-17659441

Gotta wait yk

[worldly beacon]

He always do these bcoz of his heart problem or pressure thing but why admin is laughing 😭

[tardy sparrow]

Admin didn't know probably

[still pagoda]

wait what?

[worldly beacon]

Hmm i don't think so I think he is local and maybe socio member

[tardy sparrow]

He almost retired

Cuz of heart disease

[tardy sparrow]

I mean I also forgot that he had heart disease

Happens

[worldly beacon]

Oh fair

[thin ivy]

He has a heart problem?

[worldly beacon]

Yup

[thin ivy]

But is that the reason why he wasnt watching?

Will run up and down the pitch for 90" but wont watch a pen? lol

[grave glen]

Insta admins are bullshit

That guy gives his 100%

He knows Benzima will score that's why he didn't watch

He trust Benzima

[severe leaf]

Wtf is that logic

[grave glen]

+heart problem

[worldly beacon]

It's twitter....

[grave glen]

Social media Admins*

[grave glen]

I know it's cringe but it's true

[worldly beacon]

That's not the reason btw

[worldly beacon]

Yeah he is underrated loyal player

[elfin dawn]

Betis under Pellegrini has done an outstanding season

I hope they manage to qualify for Champions League

[tardy sparrow]

If we beat atletico

And lose against betis

[dusky stream]

https://twitter.com/Irish_Barca/status/1522626932298366976?s=20&t=3Jz3KpsYFX7AWXx5jtwusw

Irish_Barca (@Irish_Barca)

There’s rumours of a Frenkie - Silva swap deal.
Systems should be taken into account.
-Frenkie looks better in progressive passing
-Bernardo Silva has been better in chance creation, progression through carrying, dribbling and defending

Would you want this deal?
#FCB #MCFC

Twitter · May 6, 2022, 5:18 PM

[thin ivy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJC8QRqN6_U&ab_channel=OhMyGoal-News

Best ST

[pearl steeple]

Maybe he just didn't wanna take it because he missed two before.

[thin ivy]

Nah man he scored a panenka first leg against city lol

[pearl steeple]

I know, but still

[thin ivy]

I doubt that its his reason. There are other better PK takers than rodrygo but he offered it to him instead

[pearl steeple]

So it's crucial the best taker takes it. And not Rodrygo

In that important moment

[thin ivy]

Yeah which makes sense why he offered it to Rodrygo cus he probably wanted to see him get a hattrick

Id like to see Modric take penalties honestly

[upper zealot]

Yoyo

Hi everyone

[tardy sparrow]

Hey

[plain elbow]

Levante lead 1-0

[grave glen]

Silvaaa

[fading ember]

@grave glen idolo scored

🔥

[limpid thistle]

not like pendu

[tardy sparrow]

Pendu gave pen to benzu when he wasn't in form

[limpid thistle]

miracle miracle

[tardy sparrow]

Giving pens to fraudnandes too

[limpid thistle]

Dude scored more hattricks with penalties than without penalties

"wake me up when there is a penalty"

[tardy sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-and-ok-and-whole-sqaud-gif-22248092

[limpid thistle]

👆 When you have nothing else left to defend your fraud

[tardy sparrow]

So basically

It's his fault for scoring pens

Like pens aren't part of the game

[limpid thistle]

sure they are a part of game but he takes every fking penalty like taking penalty is a part of his contract

[tardy sparrow]

So the best finisher in time shouldn't take the pen

Like the person who has the highest chance of scoring shouldn't take pens

[grave glen]

Who you lot talking abt?

Benzema?

[honest umbra]

ngl he looks like benzema

[west widget]

When you remember that messi missed a crucial penalty vs Chelsea in 2012 champions league and when you realise messi missed a big penalty vs psg with Barcelona which might of meant they came back and when you realise he missed a penalty against Real Madrid in the champions which might of meant his team advances but yeah keep crying bro

Scoring penalties isn’t for everyone bro

When you realise that ronaldo has a higher conversion rate from the spot bro

When you realise also that 14 of messis 91 goals were penalties in his 2012 season

U don’t have a point bro

[west widget]

So deluded is this what worshipping messi does to you??

[grave glen]

[west widget]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cc8O8aGld7D/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[grave glen]

https://fxtwitter.com/touchlinefracas/status/1522458764833693702

these lot

[slender olive]

lmaoo

[misty idol]

Weee

[indigo solstice]

funding when

[stoic jacinth]

lol 😂

[lament agate]

AHAHAHAH

hala madrid

https://twitter.com/barcacentre/status/1522849041234673665

barcacentre (@barcacentre)

Aleksander Čeferin (UEFA President): "Perhaps at Barcelona they should focus more on how they are selling their tickets than on the Super League." [as]

Likes

338

Twitter · May 7, 2022, 8:01 AM

[tardy sparrow]

@weary pivot

[weary pivot]

what?

[tardy sparrow]

Read

[limpid thistle]

@west widget Says a guy who first started using Benzema pfp and name when Benzema got some populatity this season. And started calling himself a true Benzema fan. Now add Rodrygo name in his nick after that semi-final.

A true definition of plastic fan.

stay away pinkman

[tardy sparrow]

😭

[tardy sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-de-bruyne-let-me-talk-kdb-mcfc-man-city-gif-21407659

[limpid thistle]

Bruh didnt your fraud miss a penalty against Bayern in 2012 CL semi-Final.
and 2 consecutive misses in 2008 semi final and final.

[limpid thistle]

13 of his 70 goals were scored by penalties that season

44 goals in 2020, 17 were penalties

im talking about fraud

[thin ivy]

oh my god is this another messi/ronaldo debate

[dusky stream]

And arguments from both sides are using logic that an 8 year old uses

[thin ivy]

Lol debating stuff like this doesnt matter

[dusky stream]

I mean we debate because we have an interest in the game, nothing wrong with that, but I don’t understand how teenagers/young adults use logic so abysmally dumb.

[fading ember]

Man Ronaldo-messi debates are so irrelevant these days

[dusky stream]

Like this here,
Bayern never played Real Madrid in 2012

#la-liga message

[fading ember]

They were fun if done logically between 2011-2019 imo
But now it’s just useless lol

[fading ember]

They did

In the ucl semi final

[dusky stream]

Oh yeah

[fading ember]

Bayern won on penalties

[dusky stream]

I was thinking of 2013

[dusky stream]

And arguments like this @fading ember
Like taking 14 penalties away from 91 is still 77 goals, idk why bring it up

[fading ember]

Man I am just not interested in debating with messi/Ronaldo fans

[thin ivy]

Its all history debate lol

We all know mariano diaz is the goat

[fading ember]

It’s just a headache

[dusky stream]

Or this, judging players of singular instances that are 9 years apart.

[fading ember]

“My goat owns your goat, humble yourself”

That’s all they do

[fading ember]

True

[thin ivy]

His goal against barca in that one clasico was so memorable

[prisma swift]

pun intended

[prisma swift]

we did...
smh

[fading ember]

Yeah now it’s just useless

[prisma swift]

[west widget]

Lmao I repped Benzema since 2019

[west widget]

Didn’t my goat promise a ucl and carried 4 bro

[west widget]

That’s alright atleast he scored 44 goals at the age of 35

[limpid thistle]

https://youtu.be/gdarOt59M18

[west widget]

I am not saying anything but I find people to who call a penalty not a goal or degrade a player cause he scores penalties very funny

[west widget]

I am just gonna say that my goat carried all of his champions leagues

While messi carried one of them only cuz

@limpid thistle last time I checked bro messis 2015 champions league campaign had one knockout stage goal

[limpid thistle]

Barca without Messi: 📉
Madrid without Pendu still: 📈
Pendu without Madrid: 📉

You better understand who carried their team and whose team carried them

@PlasticFan

[tardy sparrow]

Carlo Ancelotti |"Lunin starts tomorrow, Courtois will get some rest. Hazard will start training with his teammates next week."

"The remaining La Liga games are important, they will help us keep our rhythm ahead of the UCL final."

"Bale wasn't just injured, hee couldn't even move. If he was fine he would've been with his teammates."

"If we win the UCL title, this would be my best season as a manager, ever."

"My players are humble, no ego - working as a team. Every day they work hard, their feet on the ground. All of them love playing for Real Madrid."

"I don't know when I'll part ways with Real Madrid, but I've had a lot of fun with Real Madrid. The day I'm too tired to be able to carry on, I'll retire."

"Davide Ancelotti? He's my son first, he's here because he can do a great job - he's humble, hard-working takes care of the finner details. My coaching staff is very young, and they offer different insights."

"I want to stay in Madrid for many many years, winning many titles, live in this city. After that become a Madridista in stands, a husband, a grandfather."

"Carvajal? He's got a strong personality, he's been frustrated with himself when he wasn't at his best. He was outstanding against Man City. Real Madrid shirt means a lot to these players, they never give up."

"I really enjoyed my time at Napoli and all the clubs I've been at. But Real Madrid is different, it's a honeymoon period - I'm still at that."

"Ceballos' future? I've had a chat with him, he knows what I think of him and the club. He has to make a decision that's best for his career."

"I don't care about the guard of honour from Atletico."

[frank robin]

simeone clear

[shadow juniper]

he could have defeated city then

[shadow juniper]

[frank robin]

lmao

both manchester clubs got knocked out by madrid clubs

we did our part

👍

[shadow juniper]

[tardy sparrow]

Simeone almost gave pep a heart attack

[shadow juniper]

we killed him from the inside

[frank robin]

yh, and ancelloti finished it

[shadow juniper]

no?

[shadow juniper]

the second was taken during the pre match conference

you can see it

the screen

lol

dk bout the first one

[tardy sparrow]

You get what I meant tho

[shadow juniper]

[dusky stream]

A penalty is a goal, but when evaluating players, it’s more reliable to exclude penalties as the number of penalties a player gets can be incredibly unpredictable.

For example, Dembele completes around 3 dribbles/90 so we can expect that over a large sample he’ll get that. However we can’t really say that a team will get 10 penalties a season or 5 or 25.

[dusky stream]

‘Carrying’ is a quite illogical idea, almost as much as ‘clutch’

It’s not like Ronaldo didn’t have elite players playing alongside him

Marcelo, Ramos, Kroos, Casemiro, Modric and Benzema were all elite players during the 3 peat

[rigid dragon]

I really like Carletto, i hope one day I'd see him in NT but that's unlikely

[tardy sparrow]

Canada maybe

He said

[rigid dragon]

Bruh

[tardy sparrow]

He said that lol

That maybe he'll manage canada

[rigid dragon]

Pain.

[grave glen]

Mallorca losing atm to granada

Cadiz win or draw and mallorca in relegation zone

[worldly beacon]

Cadiz

[plain elbow]

Mallorca

No way are they out getting taught lessons by Aitor Karanka.

[bitter hemlock]

Damn

Granada have no mercy

[plain elbow]

All in Cadiz’s hands now

[indigo solstice]

LUIS SUAREZ

[tardy sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/antman-what-the-hell-happened-here-avengers-gif-18240147

[indigo solstice]

luis suarez from africa scored :D

[late kernel]

Finally Granada

[drifting cave]

doesnt he play for atletico madrid ?

[tardy sparrow]

Some African dude

@stray palm absolute bangers 🔥

[indigo solstice]

IKR

[exotic kite]

bilbao stink to watch without sancet

[grave glen]

https://youtube.com/shorts/vfVL57bHDSc?feature=share

[hasty hearth]

theres too many ppl with luis suarez

confusing

[slender olive]

gol, celta de vigo 2-0 deportivo alaves

[bitter hemlock]

he's from colombia

[tardy sparrow]

Some dude said he's African

[bitter hemlock]

tf

[tardy sparrow]

This dude

[bitter hemlock]

@indigo solstice he's not african

tf

who lied to him

[indigo solstice]

yall ate the joke

lmfaoooo

play drafts

🤓

@tardy sparrow @bitter hemlock

[tardy sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/not-funny-didnt-laugh-gif-14688388

[indigo solstice]

you ate the joke tho

[bitter hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-what-do-you-mean-obama-huh-what-gif-12344531

[worldly zodiac]

Ponce's playing against them haha

Get in

madness at Granada did help

I hope Mallorca goes down

[graceful musk]

anyone tell me how to watch barca Betis

need to see the goat play

[tardy sparrow]

Tv

[limpid thistle]

Benito Villamarín Stadium, Seville Spain

[graceful musk]

ah yes thanks booking tickets

[graceful musk]

not streamed

[pearl steeple]

Lots of red cards today in Laliga

[brave spade]

name something more useless than the remaining games in la liga

[warm delta]

Useless himself

[tardy sparrow]

Bundesliga

[stone drum]

fax fax

https://tenor.com/view/kimmich-fcb-bundesliga-deutscher-meister-gif-24192615

[west widget]

No ur stupid as hell Barca’s first year they went down so did we 4-1 to Ajax and whatever lmao and messi would never join prem at 37 and score 17 goals lmaooo can’t even score 5 in the farmers league lmaooooo

[west widget]

It’s not unreliable when let’s say messi converts less penalties than ronaldo is that ronaldos fault he’s better than messi at taking pens?

[dusky stream]

Did you not read a word I said?

I said that the number of penalties a team gains is incredibly unreliable and almost impossible to predict

[west widget]

Not an illogical idea when you have a player scoring like 70% of your knockout stage goals or whatever in a campaign

[dusky stream]

Plus the fact that penalties are a high quality chance and often a player doesn’t win the penalty he takes

[west widget]

It’s like a chance bro you can’t say we take this goal off cause this cross is unpredictable

[west widget]

Lmaoooo

[dusky stream]

When you take into account systems and tactics, it’s incredibly illogical.
Ronaldo’s weakness as a SS/LW are workrate, progression and dribbling, hold up play. To hide these, the tactics are set up so that Ronaldo plays infield, Isco takes up a lot of the chance creation and dribbling, while Benzema acts as the 9. Real have elite progressive midfielders + Marcelo so Ronaldo’s lack of progression is hidden in the system.

[west widget]

If you watched Real Madrid matches back then ronaldo would always drift out to the wing creating overloads on the wing and help his team progress the play

A thing that was very common under Zidane is to always pla on the left side overload it have ronaldo Benzema Isco marcelo on that left side then quick switching to carvajal who would be hugging the line on the right

[grave glen]

[final thicket]

First of all, it took madrid 4 YEARS to get back to ucl finals. Second of all, barca has tons of debt and cant afford to get high profile talents and therefore are worse off than madrid financially. You cant say that messi ALWAYS carried barca. In 2006, barca won the ucl without him and had a good squad

[final thicket]

Bundesliga for the past 10 years

[dusky stream]

Before Valverde joined Barca, La Liga traditionally would be decided in the last couple games

[shadow juniper]

they were, tf you on

[grave glen]

probably a new fan

[pulsar sundial]

yes he did lol they were literally in the ucl before he joined and dropped back down right when he left

if messi hadn’t joined barca they would’ve been equal to a club like villareal

[shadow juniper]

eze 👋

his name says a lot

:Caselol:

[final thicket]

2006 ucl?

Very young messi who had little impact

[viral dew]

They were wdym "lmaoooo"

[west widget]

I am saying lmao because messi always had the best players on his team

Neymar Suarez

Dani alves

Xavi

Iniesta

Busquets

Puyol

Idk what that arguement is because clearly messi always had better teamates

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s l a v e s

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Are you calling Dani alves a slave cause he’s Brazilian??

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Stfu u edited it

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Edited what??

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I mean

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Same for most other legends

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?

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What

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.What?

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What what

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Yeah but messi had better ones that other legends

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Dude still doing Messi ronaldo

😭

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man i thought we were past the messi ronaldo debates

none of em are relevant anymore

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they’ll be stirring around forever, likely.

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bunny-yawn-dont-care-bored-gif-14699324

[rugged pecan]

champions league coming to spain again 🥱

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Better?

Who are you comparing Messi to

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I am saying the team around him

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Yessir

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i didnt watch the full game yesterday of barca

but can someone tell me how good did neto preform?

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pretty eh

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so he played worse than stegen would have played if he was in this game?

that sentence is spelled soo wring but i think u understand

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are you comparing both of them 💀

well depends on how the defense was LOL

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ye cant lie

thats true

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any gk will be known as a good gk if he has to make 2 or 3 big saves a game

and has a good defense to back him up

but if you have a bad defense

and no matter how many great chances u save

ur gonna get scored

against

and thus ur bad

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yes

cuz defence is bad

then no matter what u do even if u are like insane at goalkeeping

u will conceed a goal

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yes

even if u are prime yashin

a 14 year old is gonna score from an open play

if you let him run at your d box

1v1

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ok

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goddamn a spanish team winning la liga again? 🥱 🥱

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some good saves

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I mean only Spanish teams can participate in la liga

😭

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i was joking

thats the point!!

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Gotta be sure yk

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lmao

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anya pfp

W

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Joseph Joestar pfp

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lol, that jojo 💀

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No look at de gea he conceded 56 goals in this premier league seaosn and he gets called the best goalkeeper in the world

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So boring lmao I wish an English club would win it once

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Nobody called him that

Since 2017

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I mean who does he play with at the back

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Doesn't matter

Prime Maldini cannavarro will play shit with united shirt on

😭

[grave glen]

Man United things ☝️

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Friend drew it for me

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Who said lmao

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Factos

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ok

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This season he has

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Literally no one did

Except united fans

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Why go MLS when you can go to Manchester United as your retirement home

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Stop the lies, nobody has said this😂 only in the past which he was

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That’s what I’ve been hearing bro

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If Ronaldo doesn't score, United fans blame Maguire for this.

💯

[iron marten]

Ralf Rangnick - The Godfather of Football

[still pagoda]

The master of gegendepressing

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Loooser

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Nice mother

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Is this possible or na?

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Nah

Just 1 good season man

And tbf

His prime came a bit late..

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Wtf

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If he was banging in these performances boit 3 years ago

Then possible

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Dude banging goals left and right since pendu left

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This is his best season other than the last one

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He will still score

😭

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No L

One season wonder

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No it’s not, 128 goals is a lot ykno

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Can mbpopa break pendu's 450 goals?

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A 10 year old 👍

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What

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If he went to Madrid or his all time goals?

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Do you mean

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Madrid goals obviously

450 goals in 438 games

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Well that’s a dumb question because obvs not

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For madrid

He just needs to score 50 per season

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Mbappe can score 450 in his career but to think he will score 450 at Madrid alone is obvs silly

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For next 9 years

It's easy

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nah i dont think so

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What????

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I though so aswell but maybe a sliver of hope

Benzema the goat

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Him surpassing Raul tonight hopefully is enough

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But guys imagine scoring 450 goals in 438 matches

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450 goals wont be broken

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Inshallah

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Nah man he will be injured bad

9 month injury

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He isn't getting pregnant

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Nah man he is secretly gender fluid