la-liga

[dusky stream]

Vini will shift to the right

[tardy sparrow]

Well let him join first

So many articles of him renewing with psg

[sacred sorrel]

Mbappe is way more used to the RW than Vini is

[tardy sparrow]

So that's why ancelotti doesn't play him

[hasty hearth]

this why yall gettin mbappe

for that

[tardy sparrow]

Anime > Football

[tardy sparrow]

Militao's defensive errors explained?

[tardy sparrow]

Bruh

Nacho fumbles under press

We need alaba

[compact siren]

As I recall, Mbappé played RW in Monaco and the first few years at PSG

[bitter hemlock]

just play 4-3-3

mbappe on the right

he's very versatile

we got 5 new injuries vs real sociedad

istg-

as if we didn't have injury problems

[dusky stream]

You don’t spend 50m a year on a player and not play him in his best position

[sacred sorrel]

you gotta think about the bigger picture tho

will the improvement of Mbappe being on the LW instead of the RW offset the the reduction of Vini's effectiveness by not being on the LW (when Vini is a way less versatile player)

[dusky stream]

Mbappe and the club wont think about that

[sacred sorrel]

The manager most likely will

that's like, his job

[real quarry]

2 very important players

[tawny plover]

Yeah

Fr

[real quarry]

if walker comes back then city have a slight edge imo

[silk radish]

🔥 💣 CONFIRMADO 💣 🔥

🔜 Rüdiger @prisma swift

[tawny plover]

Just play marcelo at lb cuz nacho aint horrible at cb

[real quarry]

he actually decent

but casemiro

i think valverde will play as cdm

ig

idk

[tawny plover]

Yeah he was crucial

[tawny plover]

Idk maybe there will be no cb

Cdm

[real quarry]

there should be tbh

coz city like to dominate in midfield

[tawny plover]

Maybe an offensive 4 3 3 with fede cam

[tawny plover]

True as well

They got the playees

Players

[real quarry]

mhm

and with city pressing , not having cdm will cause rma huge problems

[tawny plover]

Yeah

Now I think abt it, real dont have any other cdm

And thats bad

[real quarry]

yup

i mean kroos maybe

actually nah

[tawny plover]

Nope

Camavinga not a chance

They need a solid player

[real quarry]

valverde and ceballos double pivot maybe

[tawny plover]

Ceballos in form after osasuna

Yeah

But maybe he will be overwhelmed

[real quarry]

mhm but this city game could be a bit too much , idk tbh

[tawny plover]

I think real will be lucky if they get away with 1 goal advantage for city

(from a real fan)

But they will comeback on bernabeu

[real quarry]

yea

they are different beasts in UCL

so city will have to keep pushing until full time coz this could be their best chance

[left meadow]

Isnt the first leg in the bernabeu

[grave glen]

no

[iron marten]

Barcelona fans fully supporting Barca Femini, I don't understand why they don't support Barcelona men just as strong as Barca Femeni. Maybe it's because the tickets are cheaper? Idk, it's a shame though.

91k

[grim thicket]

coz barca men are trash and barca women arent

or maybe its the other way round, barca men are trash coz they dont get as much support as barca women, but i highly doubt that

there are a lot more problems in that team than just fan support

[grave glen]

[spice sun]

Catalan socios are just spoiled rotten people who sulk as soon as the team plays a little less well or is a little less strong

[trim lintel]

yh im pretty sure barca womens is like one of the best itw

[spice sun]

When it's to support women who beat all over the planet, they are here. But when you have to support the men in Europa against Frankfurt, it resells the tickets to the Germans

Easy to fill a stadium when you have the best team in the world.

[grave glen]

Or maybe they doing really well

And have won all their games

[devout geyser]

It’s because the fans are tired of the mens team

That doesn’t excuse their actions of selling 30k tickets to Frankfurt fans though

[vernal inlet]

femeni club is better than the mens club

props to them

[slender olive]

They’re the benchmark

[molten quiver]

tru

[frank robin]

guys

who do you think will win the copa del rey?

[tardy sparrow]

Betis imo

[frank robin]

yh

same

[outer grove]

Betis saucy w/ it

[devout geyser]

I’m predicting Betis tbh

But I will not be surprised if Valencia do it

[tardy sparrow]

Yeah

[tardy sparrow]

Fakir masterclass coming?

[devout geyser]

He is overrated IMO

Betis without Fekir are better than Betis without Canales

But I guess both may have good games

[frank robin]

canales is more important to betis than fekir

[tardy sparrow]

Alright

How are Valencia doing recently

[frank robin]

pretty shit innit

[sacred sorrel]

Yooooo I've heard Real are gonna activate Vini Tobias buy clause

He'll be the salvation of Real's RB

[obsidian wolf]

He will play with the Castilla team first

[sacred sorrel]

Ain't he already in Castilla tho?

I just checked, he's already playing for the Castilla team

[tardy sparrow]

They will register with castilla team

Depends on his performance if he gets first team minutes or nah

[dusky stream]

Fekir is their only high volume creator

[tardy sparrow]

Yeah

[grave glen]

yall know what happened next

sweet

[real quarry]

red card

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-from-wish-fake-ronaldo-siuuuu-fail-siuuu-gif-24290980

[tardy sparrow]

Got few matches ban too

[real quarry]

yea

[tardy sparrow]

assaulted the ref

[prisma swift]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1517839774698151937

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Antonio Rüdiger will leave Chelsea on a free transfer as he can’t wait more than 2 months for new owners. No bid on the table. He’s always been respectful - but it’s time for a new challenge. It’s over. 🔵 #CFC

…Real Madrid are close to find an agreement to sign Rüdiger. ⚪️⏳

Twitter · Apr 23, 2022, 12:16 PM

[ripe field]

what happened to barca agreeing to sign him

ffs

[tardy sparrow]

He wants money not spotify premium

[ripe field]

alemany will find a way 😤💪

[tardy sparrow]

He's joining madrid
Chill out fujiwara

[ripe field]

i wasn't mad in the first place?

[pearl steeple]

hahaha

[silk radish]

SIUUUU

what a trophy

[pearl steeple]

Welcome to the server

[lament agate]

what if real madrid played 5-3-2 with Vini jr plays as a LWB

'

my ideal formation

[outer pawn]

Is rudiger confirmed?

[lament agate]

basically confirmed lol

[outer pawn]

Im happy they trashed PSG tho

[lament agate]

easily

never doubted the boys in white

[outer pawn]

nice

[compact siren]

Or we just keep playing 4-3-3
Reece Rudiger Militão Alaba
Modric Casemiro Kroos
Mbappé Big Benz Vinícius

Ofc Reece, Rudiger and Mbappé aren't sure, but I hope they Come. Then we have to sell at least Mendy because he's really an injury prone but we can keep Carvajal back up RB/CB

[sand gate]

⚪️⚪️🔜

[still pagoda]

reece james?

who said we're signing him

and also u just cannot continue with that midfield in 2022

[compact siren]

Yeah. I don't remember, but I mean, it was just a wish.

[still pagoda]

oh ok

[sand gate]

Diario As today:

🔥 Mbappé does not come alone

⚪ Madrid 22-23 takes shape with Ancelotti on the bench, Mbappé as star signing and Vinicius, Militao and Modric renewed

💰 Tchouaméni and Rüdiger can arrive...

🛫 The exits of Isco, Bale and Marcelo are safe

[still pagoda]

Modric 2023
Vinicius 2027
Militao 2027

[lament agate]

rudiger works best in a 5 at the back

[still pagoda]

bro wtf is this

5 back??

vini wing back?

[lament agate]

rudiger plays best in a 5 at the back

[lament agate]

have you ever watched vini play he tracks back a lot anyway

[still pagoda]

we wouldnt change the whole system of the team with the arrival of one centre back

[still pagoda]

playing him lwb means diminishing all his attacking output

[lament agate]

its only 5-3-2 when they are off the ball once we get the ball vini and carvajal will be moving up into the attack

[lament agate]

hes a wing back it basically means hes up and down the left wing

he does that anyway

its only for militao alaba and rudiger

if you want to be specific you can do 3-5-2

with vini and carvajal as RM/LM

[lament agate]

its rudiger + mbappe

[still pagoda]

i get that but i dont think all of them will play cb, mendy might be benched and alaba as LB

[dusky stream]

You can’t play a 5-3-3 because that’ll mean you’re playing with 12 players if you add the GK

[lament agate]

5-3-2 i meant

[grave glen]

vini lb

[lament agate]

LWB

[tardy sparrow]

Wtf is this

Vini wing back

[grave glen]

bad

[lament agate]

the perfect formation

[tardy sparrow]

[lament agate]

if you think vini cant play as a WB you dont watch vini play

simple as

[tardy sparrow]

Just because he tracks back doesn't mean he'll play wing back

[lament agate]

vini already tracks back into a WB position when they are off the ball

[lament agate]

Vini can play anywhere

[lament agate]

id put vini in the imdfield if i could

[tardy sparrow]

Yeah that's more like it

[lament agate]

alaba performs better as a CB

[grave glen]

How did you make this?

[tardy sparrow]

Alaba played lb most his life

[lament agate]

i prefer this

[tardy sparrow]

It aint Fifa

[tardy sparrow]

We'll use this most probably

Mbappe or Vini can change roles depending on performance

[lament agate]

1: Modric is playing as a true number 10
2: Benz and mbappe both play as number 9s where they are stronger
3: Carvajal and Vinicius get to stay on the wings
4: Can be turned into a 5 at the back system on the defense
5: kroos and casemiro both can play defensively if needed

plus easy substitutions
kroos Off camavinga on
carvajal off valverde on
casemiro off tchoumeni on

valverde works really well on the RW

[tardy sparrow]

[lament agate]

played him RW against chelsea and it worked perfectly

[still pagoda]

LB is his og position, and he even played there the first few games of the season and he played well

[lament agate]

ye idc

hes playing as a LCB anyway he can move onto the LW if needed

[still pagoda]

mbappe is way more experienced at rw than vini so yeah

[tardy sparrow]

Yeah depends on performance

[still pagoda]

i love them but you just cannot continue with this same midfield three anymore

we have to move on

[lament agate]

ok but it works?

[still pagoda]

valverde is an undisputed starter in midfield

[still pagoda]

bro we signed camavinga + looking to sign tchouameni for a reason

[compact siren]

Bro, Are you making plans to destroy Real Madrid

[grave glen]

are this good?

[tardy sparrow]

Change alaba rudiger

[lament agate]

worst 1 yet

[lament agate]

ye

??

camavinga gets time

[tardy sparrow]

Carlo won't play back three

[lament agate]

watch

me and carlo are both smart people

[tardy sparrow]

[lament agate]

this is undoubtably the best way to line up

and this is how it will look once we are attacking

modric has loads of space, vini and valverde on the things

[compact siren]

Then it's the best yet.

[still pagoda]

no right back?

[lament agate]

the only problem i can see is with militao

whos not really used to playing more wide

[lament agate]

valverde covers the role of RM/RB/RW

same as vini

LW/LM/LB

[still pagoda]

having NO proper fullbacks is just not a good idea

[lament agate]

we have 1 full bak

back

his names alaba

who can work as a CB and a LB at the same time if needed

put his talents to good use

[eager narwhal]

Alaba a cb... But in opposition's box is a different gravy

[lament agate]

fax

[eager narwhal]

In psg match alaba was playing uptop along donaruma ...real shit.

[lament agate]

in games where we see a lot of possession just sub militao off for carvajal

see if i were ancelotti heres how i would go about it

against a team like man city we realistically wont have most possession

militao starts over carvajal

in a game against atletico madrid were they would be defending more and we would see more possession we start carvajal

and if we are going into a 2nd leg needing a goal carvajal starts

theres a lot of versatility

[compact siren]

https://media.tenor.com/images/9a83e3f273f0dad7a16bbce5946a86a8/tenor.gif

[lament agate]

you clearly know nothing about football

all you fake madridistas just want to stick to what works

scraping lucky wins against good teams

[compact siren]

@tardy sparrow @still pagoda

[lament agate]

and hammering bad teams

i literally can see nothing going wrong

modric is already a number 10

vini already plays on the LW a lot
valverde has carried out that role before
alaba has free reign over the LCB/LB position

militao is the only issue

[tardy sparrow]

Carlo ain't gonna change whole team for one new signing

Whole teams gonna be based around mbappe

Not rudiger

[prisma swift]

kindly
fuck off

[lament agate]

0 football knowledge

[lament agate]

2 of the best players in their respective positions

[tardy sparrow]

Our natural game is attacking with 433

No way in hell we gonna play back 5

[prisma swift]

you want vinicius as a wingback

please stfu

[tardy sparrow]

This is the ideal lineup with rotation of kcm

[lament agate]

whats wrong with that

[lament agate]

shit line up

rudiger will flow

mbappe has already said he wont play RW

[tardy sparrow]

Isn't upto mbappe to decide

He'll play rb if carlo says

Mendy injury prone
Alaba will shift to left
Rudi partners militao

[lament agate]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1502341036278005762?s=20&t=zSTu5_YPCsTJ0RTGQowqgg

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨🌕| Kylian Mbappé will NOT play on the right wing at Real Madrid. It's IMPOSSIBLE. @MarioCortegana #rmalive

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Twitter · Mar 11, 2022, 5:49 PM

well tough shit

mbappe is demanding he doesnt go on the RW

you all know nothing about this game and it hurts

mbappe isnt a RW

[tardy sparrow]

Vini or mbappe will change in respect of their performance

[lament agate]

stop trying to squeeze him in there

[tardy sparrow]

Played rw with monaco

[lament agate]

ye that was 4 years ago might i remind you

[tardy sparrow]

Even bale shifted to right when he came

[lament agate]

the system wont work without 5 at the back

[lament agate]

ok

not everyone is bale

[prisma swift]

he is not a wing back nor can become one
his defending reeks and he is too attacking minded

[lament agate]

chelsea used 3-5-2 against us

beat us 3-2

and rudiger got a goal

rudiger plays shit outside a 3-5-2

[compact siren]

Okay, so we're not going to sign him.

[lament agate]

its not up to you bozo

we are going to sign mbappe

its basically done

[compact siren]

Arogant Egomaniac

Even Zlatan doesn't say he don't want play some role

What on earth does Mbappé think? Real Madrid is one striker team and we have world best LW right now

[still pagoda]

mbappe never said that himself

its just a report

it may be true or may be not

[pearl steeple]

lol this Lasifi guy

[compact siren]

Btw my name is Lasi... +🇫🇮 Flag

[compact siren]

If he'd said that, it would be really stupid. If a player denies that he can't play on a rotation team on the "wrong" wing, it's ridiculous

[tardy sparrow]

Inshallah

[compact siren]

But I'm not taking this sentence back. There are many of rumours about Mbappé that he is arrogant at PSG, Like the fact that he rumoured to hate South American players for their work morale and wants them all out of PSG so he can renew his contract

[pearl steeple]

Yeah and you believe it

lol

[compact siren]

Maybe it's true maybe it's not. It's a rumor, but I'm sure it's based on something.

[molten quiver]

pace merchants

[tardy sparrow]

Benzema's kids

[molten quiver]

tru

if bale plays with these two then it will be the paciest front 3 ever

[tardy sparrow]

Vazquez clear of these two pace merchants

[prisma swift]

he dropped a monsterclass vs real madrid in a back 4...

[lament agate]

"masterclass"

• concedes 3 goals

[prisma swift]

vs spurs in the efl cup

[lament agate]

VS SPURS

[prisma swift]

the second leg we scored two....

[lament agate]

which is 1 less than 3 a

and tbf

1 goal was a bit flukey

[prisma swift]

and also,the two goals weren't his fault
maybe the second one but kanté was at fault for all of the goals

rudiger proved he can play really well in a back 4 this season

as tuchel used it more this year

[lament agate]

all of the goals?

[prisma swift]

yes

[tardy sparrow]

Germany plays back 4?

[lament agate]

and where are germany now

[tardy sparrow]

Shout all you want

Carlo ain't playing back 5 Haram ball

[lament agate]

im not shouting im stating objectively that this is the best way to utilise all of our talent at once

[tardy sparrow]

Ah yes

Vini at lwb

[lament agate]

its 3-5-2

theres no WB

its 3 AM and 2 DM

[prisma swift]

vini as a left attacking midfielder is worse

[lament agate]

carlo literally plays haram ball against every big team

[lament agate]

you clearly no nothing

[prisma swift]

there is no structure to the defense

[lament agate]

your acting like no team plays 3-5-2

[knotty yacht]

No way u judge defenders by goals conceded

[prisma swift]

they do with the right players
chelsea use wing backs

inter too

[lament agate]

what is a defense meant to do

[prisma swift]

you must be a fifa player

[lament agate]

Chelsea play 5-3-2 with WBs not 3-5-2

[prisma swift]

because i not fathom out your reasoning

[lament agate]

bayern munich play 4-5-1 with 2 AMs

[prisma swift]

they use a 3-5-2 whilst allowing the wing backs attacking freedom but also have defensive duties

[lament agate]

woah just like vini plays now?

[prisma swift]

no they are using a 3-4-3 system but the wide mids are all attacking minded and shit at defending

[prisma swift]

vini is shit defensively

he cannot defend

[lament agate]

4-5-1

[prisma swift]

as its not his duty

[lament agate]

Gnabry and Coman are AMs

instead of 4 at the back replace one of your cbs with mbappe and put more defensive duties on your 2 AMs

vini already plays very defensively on the LW when madrid arent on the ball

[prisma swift]

google....

relying on google uno

[lament agate]

heres bayern with 3 at the back

perfect example of versatility

either kimmich and goretzka are dropping into the back line or Sane and Coman are defending wide

[prisma swift]

and they lost with it

because the team lacked balance

[molten quiver]

ok

[knotty yacht]

https://twitter.com/wholelottalyes/status/1517842453188984832?s=21&t=4HEs8l6Kk7kFEpqBfMgLPQ

Lyés (@WholeLottaLyes)

There’s a midfielder currently on the pitch with 7 passes completed in 45 minutes

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Twitter · Apr 23, 2022, 12:26 PM

[tardy sparrow]

Who

[molten quiver]

everyone in this laliga channel is a madrid fan lol

[dusky stream]

Modric isn’t a 10, he’s an interior

[dusky stream]

😐

[dusky stream]

They are wingers mate

[molten quiver]

ok

[dusky stream]

I’m not an Real Madrid fan

[molten quiver]

i can tell

[iron marten]

Please win the Copa Del Rey Valencia

[tardy sparrow]

BETIS

[lament agate]

They are wingers playing in AM positions

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/Barca_Buzz/status/1509510802486616067?t=951pjsXhBIm_HLXv9qyHTQ&s=19

Barça Buzz (@Barca_Buzz)

🔄 (RÜDIGER): The meeting between Barcelona and Antonio Rüdiger's agent is valued positively in the player's environment.
#FCB 🇩🇪

Via (🟢): @gerardromero [jijantes]

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Twitter · Mar 31, 2022, 12:39 PM

Lieporta again 😭

[tardy sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[eager narwhal]

Barca gonna win 35 ucls

[tardy sparrow]

Ok

[pearl steeple]

Haha

Damn how can we be so lucky

[knotty yacht]

We should’ve stopped the la liga season for them

[slender olive]

Open CDR final chat

Pls

[coral gale]

What happened to barca being good like last month now shit again

Dont event trust them to beat rayo 😂

[spice sun]

4 wins last 6 games, including a victory against Sevilla

[devout geyser]

Not exactly convincing however

Also Sevilla bottled a 2-0 lead to Real Madrid

And have been terrible for most part of 2022

They are back to being finished

[spice sun]

Also a 0-1 win against RSO at Anoeta

It wasnt to be expected that we would find Barça 2011 under Xavi in ​​just a few months and with Torres Aubam Adama as reinforcements

[compact siren]

Sevilla+referee 2-3 Real Madrid

[knotty yacht]

https://twitter.com/madridxtra/status/1517928796023889933?s=21&t=dfp1Rv3H-1PDFYTy1uWxEA

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

❗️The likes of Valverde, Camavinga, Rodrygo, Asensio, Lucas, Carvajal and Nacho are feeling confident with the importance placed on them by Ancelotti. @marca

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Twitter · Apr 23, 2022, 6:10 PM

Asensio here

[tardy sparrow]

Barely got the win

Sociedad dominated

[devout geyser]

Isak proved he can’t shoot

[knotty yacht]

Sad seeing his dip of form

[grave glen]

Lol

[tulip glade]

75m views is insane

[grave glen]

Last time Messi scored against us. The only highlight that will make his fans satisfied.

[knotty yacht]

That goal was as pointless as depay’s pre season goals too

[worldly beacon]

That's not the last

[fading ember]

He scored in December 2017 and may 2018 too actually

That may 2018 el clasico is underrated tbh

2-2 score, entertaining match with messi, Ronaldo, bale and Suarez scoring

[grave glen]

Then it was his 2nd to last open play

[winged citrus]

Ayo nah

BS

[ripe plover]

@fading ember the match channel got closed but there is extra time 😭

For real betis - Valencia

[winged citrus]

Scourge bro

[ripe plover]

Mudded

https://tenor.com/view/popeyes-disappointment-immeasurable-sad-not-happy-gif-13567943

[winged citrus]

Retire

He is playing FM he doesn't know

😭

[devout geyser]

Scourge wtf

[fading ember]

I didn’t close it

Wait

[winged citrus]

Another dentist you are

[ripe plover]

I know u didn’t lol I’m guessing it’s done because the bot thought it’s over?

[devout geyser]

Betis’s last trophy was copa as well

[frank robin]

yh

[viral dew]

Lol

[knotty yacht]

It was chaotic and the ref was shit too

[plain elbow]

Congrats to Betis on their CDR triumph.

They’ve had a remarkable season.

[toxic hinge]

they are actually good

[blissful ruin]

bad like us*

[tardy sparrow]

Pellegrini deserves it

[bright ridge]

https://twitter.com/realbetis/status/1517999765941858310?s=21&t=HpcJ6uHhUkcTzAcjMwobRg

Real Betis Balompié 🌴💚 (@RealBetis)

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! SFKJDSLKRELEKRJELSKMEÑLJKREÑLKSMGZÑLKAJKLRLKÑEAMVZKPR

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Twitter · Apr 23, 2022, 10:52 PM

.

[tardy sparrow]

Been 8 years since we won Copa Del Rey

[plain elbow]

https://twitter.com/tsf_podcast/status/1518001098740703235?s=20&t=wgxmVzP_i5znRtkANQsIlw

The Spanish Football Podcast (@tsf_podcast)

Photos here from today’s @marca of Juan Miranda’s trip to the 2005 Copa del Rey final, when he was 5 years old. Scored the winning penalty in the shootout tonight.

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Twitter · Apr 23, 2022, 10:57 PM

[frank robin]

admin had a siezure

[plain elbow]

Their admin is the best in the league.

The Ingeniereta posts

[tardy sparrow]

ok

[devout geyser]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FREGFNYXwAE3wWo?format=jpg&name=medium

[tardy sparrow]

Idk

[red knot]

nott even

[grave glen]

It’s good to see betis win the copa del Rey
A team that deserves it

[slender olive]

yeah

[tardy sparrow]

Carol's tactics against City

[still pagoda]

🤣

[molten quiver]

hope we get madrid in the final

[tardy sparrow]

I'm scared

No casemiro no alaba

Militao playing like varane

[molten quiver]

ye and no mendy

[molten quiver]

varane when he was good or bad

[tardy sparrow]

Mendy likely to start

[molten quiver]

oh

[tardy sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/varane-gabriel-jesus-man-city-man-united-bodied-gif-22472744

This varane

[molten quiver]

oh this varane

[molten quiver]

ok

so ye ur fucked

[tardy sparrow]

Probably

[molten quiver]

no team has beaten rma twice in the ucl

man city could be the first to do that

[tardy sparrow]

City didn't beat us last season

[molten quiver]

is the first leg at bernabeu

[tardy sparrow]

Emptyhad

[molten quiver]

oh

[tardy sparrow]

Consecutive seasons*

[molten quiver]

wait

[tardy sparrow]

Chelsea beat us last year

[molten quiver]

is it in consecutive seasons

[tardy sparrow]

Yeah

[molten quiver]

oh

i think the first leg will be 0-0 then 2-2, u win on pens

[tardy sparrow]

Let's hope

Benz missed 2 pens last game

[molten quiver]

ye

benz has missed the most this season and scored the most this season

[tardy sparrow]

I'm happy with la liga ngl

[molten quiver]

ok

did u win the supercoppa or sumn

[tardy sparrow]

Starting of the season our only objective was to get ucl

[tardy sparrow]

We did

[molten quiver]

so if u win the ucl wont u get the treble

[tardy sparrow]

So mbappe can come

[tardy sparrow]

We lost Copa del rey

[molten quiver]

if u dont get the ucl then i think mbappe will stay at messi club

[tardy sparrow]

Supercopa is like comunnity shield

[molten quiver]

ok

[molten quiver]

oh

[grave glen]

Nah lol Supercoppa is better than Community shield imo

[tardy sparrow]

No I mean

[molten quiver]

community shield is fraud trophy

like the supercup

[tardy sparrow]

Like similar trophies

Yea

[molten quiver]

ok

[grave glen]

Yeah I get u, tbh community shield is a big dinner plate

[molten quiver]

i have the community shield at home

[grave glen]

Loool fr

[molten quiver]

ye

[iron marten]

The usual

[tardy sparrow]

😭 😭

[tardy sparrow]

You guys lost too

[iron marten]

Let's be honest though, Real Madrid have lost to some unknown teams in CDR for quite some time now

Copa Del Rey isn't made for Real Madrid

[tardy sparrow]

Tinpot trophy

[iron marten]

Eehh

[tardy sparrow]

Supercopa > Copa del rey

We'll never do the treble imo

Atleast till when im alive

[molten quiver]

like what mbappe said about real madrid

[silk radish]

Jesus, he has no reasons to stay

[molten quiver]

at psg?

[silk radish]

Yes

[molten quiver]

if zidane comes to psg he will stay most likely

and he said that he is considering staying at psg

but he will prolly come to madrid

[silk radish]

Why would Zidane go to that circus + plus he wants a NT job after WC

[molten quiver]

idk

[silk radish]

He is saying that to not get hate and drag this as long as he can

[molten quiver]

psg players gifted him a shirt that said 2050 so he signs till 2050😭

[silk radish]

LMAOO everyone said it was a joke

[tardy sparrow]

Mbopa will go to loserpool

[molten quiver]

i hope so

[tardy sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kylian-mbappe-soccer-foot-psg-gif-20406976

[molten quiver]

ok

[worldly beacon]

If mbappe come to rma this season he will send pique into retirement

[molten quiver]

not that hard these days tbf

david alaba and casemiro will be out

for the game vs man city

[silk radish]

It's a doubt only

[molten quiver]

oh

[sacred sorrel]

Imagine Zidane managing Brazil lmao

It'd be an awkward first day at the job

[tardy sparrow]

Casemiro is a massive doubt
Alaba might miss too

[knotty yacht]

https://twitter.com/madridxtra/status/1518189751089647617?s=21&t=O3gEMoUY3fH0tV9oZKJ3Fg

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨🥇| Casemiro and Alaba's presence against Man City is almost IMPOSSIBLE. @javiherraez

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Twitter · Apr 24, 2022, 11:26 AM

Fuck

[tardy sparrow]

@molten quiver

[molten quiver]

lol

sad

for rma

but man city have a shit lineup too

[tardy sparrow]

It's pep

He'll win against us

Only to bottle finals

By playing jesus as rb

[molten quiver]

true

[molten quiver]

[grave glen]

Mans an expert at overthinking

[tardy sparrow]

Hope he starts ederson at lb against us

[lament agate]

CASEMIRO IS IN THE TEAM

[tardy sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tmzka-casemiro-football-player-football-sports-gif-17666489

[molten quiver]

ok

[still pagoda]

no way zidane would betray marseille like that

[still pagoda]

vini already did that

[tropic dome]

Did what? Stayed inside araujo's pockets?

[still pagoda]

where was bumraujo when barca could've won a trophy

[tropic dome]

Losing is better than winning by buying var

[still pagoda]

no relation

[ripe field]

look at jesus miss sitters

[tardy sparrow]

Jejum isn't the Starting striker

They play false 9

With 5 mids

Usually

[ripe field]

maybe pep might start him

after his statpad

[tardy sparrow]

Maybe

[sacred sorrel]

Fraudbriel Jejum will be exposed by Militão

👍

[tardy sparrow]

Militao playing prime varane tho

https://tenor.com/view/varane-gabriel-jesus-man-city-man-united-bodied-gif-22472744

[grave glen]

Militao exposes himself whenever he plays against a good attack

[molten quiver]

compared to the english football channel this chat is so dead

[tardy sparrow]

Ikr

[iron marten]

Not a surprise

[molten quiver]

true

[tardy sparrow]

Wat de fök

[grave glen]

Based Militao

[left meadow]

Sui

[tardy sparrow]

Massive shock

[sand gate]

Squad for UCL vs City

[shadow juniper]

nice

[lament agate]

next season ugh

[grave glen]

He can ask for tips from figo

[knotty yacht]

https://twitter.com/kaizerrma/status/1518261531447857153?s=21&t=RZYjovsvyI4Kah4sR8NX3A

Kaizer ♨️ (@KaizerRMA)

Advantages of signing Antonio Rudiger:

No Transfer Fee
Excellent Defender
Heading + Aerial Ability
Elite Winning Mentality
Fighting Spirit
Leader at the Back
Adds to CB depth
Allows Alaba to rotate at LB
Physically Dominant
Attacking threat on corners
Shithouse

🇩🇪

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Twitter · Apr 24, 2022, 4:12 PM

[grave glen]

Pudiger

[grave glen]

Ffs man, can’t believe we losing him. Look after him for us

[chrome slate]

not real account

[grave glen]

0-1 valladolid

😄

[sand gate]

Black mask rudiger was untouchable

streets won’t forget

[scarlet root]

LMAO barca fans I feel bad for you guys

[tardy sparrow]

I know that but still

[sand gate]

Barca in the mud man

[scarlet root]

Sorry guys 💀

[grave glen]

I like the last point

[knotty yacht]

Most important one

[tardy sparrow]

Needed in el classico

And in Madrid derby

[grave glen]

Xavi just collapsed

wtf happened

Lost at home 3 times in a row

[ripe plover]

Koeman 🤝 Xavi: losing 1-0 to Rayo

[grave glen]

Barça dna

[ripe plover]

Es lo que hay

[tardy sparrow]

Barca dusted

[grave glen]

"But we beat rma 4-0"

[worldly beacon]

Barca biggest achievement this season

[grave glen]

should ask la liga to make a trophy for it

[elfin dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/extinguishing-fire-fire-hot-fire-extinguisher-burning-car-gif-14284919

La Xavineta

Spanish speakers will understand the joke

[crisp tundra]

ferran = finished

[grave glen]

ferran is 22

I thought he was 26

[crisp tundra]

talles magno is only 19

better

[grave glen]

true

[tardy sparrow]

Average added time in la liga

[grave glen]

Yoo

[grave glen]

Lmao +11

Referees are barca fans

[limpid quest]

Gavi wasn't offside

Terrible refereeing

[ripe plover]

Nah it was a dive then

Who made these lines lol

[worldly beacon]

It's not football it's la liga

[pulsar sundial]

i think it’s time to say xavi out

he’s had his time

[lament agate]

stop complaining its fucking rayo vallecano

[slender olive]

Shut up

[pulsar sundial]

losing 3x at home in a row

finished club right

[slender olive]

Klopp lost 6 in a row at anfield

[lament agate]

barcelona are rallying behind xavi but lets be real

[pulsar sundial]

ehhh well this is barcelona ehh

[lament agate]

barcelona have been shit after the real madrid game

lets just call a spade a spade

they beat us 4-0 and lets go over their next results

1-0 sevilla

scraped by through a pedri long shot

frankfurt 1-1

[pulsar sundial]

Barca might be in the uel next season 😭

[lament agate]

levante 3-2
luuk de jong

frankfurt 3-2

realistically that was 3-0

cadiz

1-0

lost

real sociedad

boring game

[ripe plover]

Stop benching luuk

[lament agate]

1-0

should have lost

[ripe plover]

Give him 90 mins

[lament agate]

lost to rayo vallecano

[ripe plover]

Ez tactics

Luuk es un fenómeno

[lament agate]

lost to frankfurt
drew to frankfurt
lost to cadiz
lost to rayo

scraped by levante
scraped by sevilla
scraped by sociedad

barcelona havent had a single good game since beating real madrid

9/15 points

[dusky stream]

? Did you watch the game?

[ripe plover]

Sin Luuk no puedes ganar

[grave glen]

No

[grave glen]

Arteta > xavi

Losing to Spanish fruit merchants smh

[prisma swift]

it was a clear offside...

and also the second pen was offside too

[dusky stream]

Gavi incident? He was fouled before Ferran was called offside

Should've been a penalty easily

[prisma swift]

that was a soft foul

[dusky stream]

Little soft, I'll admit. However I do think it was clearly more of a foul than not.

[vapid forge]

BARCA IS BACK ❤️

[limpid quest]

?

[grave glen]

Need to watch more la liga m8

Its very common

This season at least

[viral dew]

[ripe field]

then how do you jump to that conclusion

[tardy sparrow]

Pepe was something else

[severe leaf]

How long will xavi last?

[tardy sparrow]

He'll stay

Next season atleast

[indigo solstice]

a solid 2 seasons with heart

[tardy sparrow]

Yeah

Xavi won't be sacked

[indigo solstice]

and the rest is yea.

[tardy sparrow]

If he leaves it'll be mutual

[indigo solstice]

the club will back him up coz yes

"legend"

[tardy sparrow]

I mean he fixed the management and training issues

[severe leaf]

Looks like ogs to me

[tardy sparrow]

The players are dusted tbh

[indigo solstice]

ngl

[tardy sparrow]

Biscuits
Dest
Longlegs
Garcia
Depay

[indigo solstice]

alba is abused

[severe leaf]

Exactly like the squad ogs had

[indigo solstice]

biscuits

lmfao the disrespect

[tardy sparrow]

Ole had money to spend

[severe leaf]

Tominay wanbissaka telles

[indigo solstice]

i really like how barca has connections to lewa

just

[tardy sparrow]

Idk why they spend 65m for ferran when they're broke

[indigo solstice]

[tardy sparrow]

Dumb move imo

He's 34

[indigo solstice]

the "we dont have money but who cares"

[tardy sparrow]

Short term sure

Kessie and Christianoson coming on free next year

[indigo solstice]

still

[tardy sparrow]

Lewa might come

[indigo solstice]

rudiger ;-;-;

[tardy sparrow]

Who else

[indigo solstice]

hmmmm\

[tardy sparrow]

@severe leaf who do you support btw

[severe leaf]

If they sell frenkie de jong, they might go for a solid target

[indigo solstice]

AW HELL NAH

i mean

[tardy sparrow]

Ding dong was angry yesterday

[severe leaf]

City

[tardy sparrow]

With substitution

[indigo solstice]

if they get like a 80 mil offer you might as well

[tardy sparrow]

Erik tik tok wants ding dong

[indigo solstice]

tik tok cringe

to some extent

[tardy sparrow]

Yes

I meant the new united manager

[indigo solstice]

hm ten haag

i dont think

[tardy sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ziekenhuisbal-erik-ten-hag-ajax-willem-ii-gif-15962094

Erik tik tok

[indigo solstice]

ten hag will just make a GOD TIER team first season

[severe leaf]

That shiny head tho

[indigo solstice]

he needs like

[tardy sparrow]

Manchester is bald

[indigo solstice]

2 good seasons just to make everything go well

[indigo solstice]

very

[tardy sparrow]

Well true

Midchester is dusted

[severe leaf]

If they spend wisely then ye

[tardy sparrow]

They need to back him for 2years

[indigo solstice]

but seeing man utd

do what they do with others

i dont see that happening

[tardy sparrow]

Yeah he has asked 100% decisions over transfers

[indigo solstice]

and with rumors of them

selling the club

BRO I FOUND AN ARTICLE

[tardy sparrow]

What article

[indigo solstice]

SAYING LEWIS HAMILTON AND SERENA WILLIAMS BUYING MAN UTD

:KEK:

[worldly beacon]

In the past ten hag rejected barca right?

💀

[indigo solstice]

they didnt appoint him

[severe leaf]

Dont think they linked to ten hag

[tardy sparrow]

Chelsea?

[indigo solstice]

if i remember correctly

[worldly beacon]

They did

[indigo solstice]

no legit united

[tardy sparrow]

But they interested in chelsea

[indigo solstice]

also chelsea

[severe leaf]

Rudiger to barca would be better move ngl

[indigo solstice]

bro these google articles

are just

peak comedy

[tardy sparrow]

Yeah

But dude wants money not spotfiy premium

[indigo solstice]

pique replacement

lmao

[tardy sparrow]

You getting cristianoson

https://tenor.com/view/andreas-christensen-flame-fire-gif-14925574

[indigo solstice]

skinny white rudiger

[tardy sparrow]

Danish maguire

[severe leaf]

Lol

Ferran torres is white sterling then

[worldly beacon]

@crisp scroll

[indigo solstice]

man still doesnt know the art of no look defending

🙏

[tardy sparrow]

Like barca need everything

Rb CB Lb

Cdm

Striker

[crisp scroll]

[tardy sparrow]

Goalkeeper cuz stegen dusted

[severe leaf]

Funny how aubameyang went ghosting again

[indigo solstice]

i would say the attacking department is good for now

[tardy sparrow]

Pique will teach him

https://tenor.com/view/kylian-mbappe-soccer-foot-psg-gif-20406976

[indigo solstice]

nah man we buy maguire with spotify money

🙏

[tardy sparrow]

Kinda

But no finishing

[indigo solstice]

hm

the thing is

they are inconsistent

but still just 2 bad matches

and we are dissing them lmao

[tardy sparrow]

Like you don't have a proper striker who fits xavi ball

Auba is pace merchant

[indigo solstice]

u need a suarez

2.0

[tardy sparrow]

Luka ding dong is cross merchant

Giatwaith is injured

[indigo solstice]

bro just wait

[tardy sparrow]

Depay is a fashion model and pen merchant

[severe leaf]

Suarez was missing sitters for you guys tho

[indigo solstice]

goatwaith will help us win the ucl

SINGLE HANDEDLY

NO CAP

[severe leaf]

Darwin nunez good imo

[indigo solstice]

he was there when we needed him the most

luis diaz

[tardy sparrow]

Isn't a technical player

Barca need a technical striker

To play xavi ball

[indigo solstice]

just an out and out 9

like aguero and such

[tardy sparrow]

Yes

@indigo solstice

[indigo solstice]

YOOOO MY IRL REACTION

[severe leaf]

Lol

[tardy sparrow]

🛐

[indigo solstice]

the disrespect to ronaldo

[severe leaf]

Ramos says hi

[tardy sparrow]

How

[indigo solstice]

also yes

[tardy sparrow]

Ramos has 22 titles with real

Marcelo and Gento have 23

[indigo solstice]

wasnt he the one carrying you in the earlier seasons 🙏

[tardy sparrow]

Yes

But when we win la liga

Marcelo will have the highest titles with us

24

[indigo solstice]

we shall challenge next season

[severe leaf]

Has he done anything this season tho

Marcelo

[indigo solstice]

yea

taking money

for treatments and tik toks

[severe leaf]

Dont even remember the last time bro played

[tardy sparrow]

Hes 35

Let the dude relax

[indigo solstice]

alba is abused

no cap

cant deny

[tardy sparrow]

Alba is a meme

[indigo solstice]

HEY HEY HE IS THE ONLY LB IN OUR TEAM

[tardy sparrow]

[worldly beacon]

Wtf???

[worldly beacon]

post it at #memes

[grave glen]

Still won 4-0

[tardy sparrow]

Have some shame fam

[grave glen]

U re just mad

[clever marsh]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1518475688994643978?t=x0NrdiKRaDqtGFEAkEyaHQ&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Real Madrid have reached verbal agreement with Antonio Rüdiger. Contract not signed yet - but Real Madrid are now closing on Rüdiger deal on a free: here we go soon! ⚪️🤝 #RealMadrid

It’s gonna be a long-term deal. Final details to be discussed soon, before signing the contract.

Likes

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Retweets

213

Twitter · Apr 25, 2022, 6:23 AM

[pearl steeple]

"U re" is that the way of Culés talking?

[grave glen]

What's wrong?

U want me to say

You're?

Stop crying

We still won 4-0

[pearl steeple]

Meanwhile Real won the league and is in the UCL semi's 10 times in the last 12 seasons

Congrats, you won 1 game vs Real Madrid in the last 7 classico's

Can someone post the trophy for this achievement?

[grave glen]

Yes

It s true😂😂

What a shame

[pearl steeple]

Nice spending brother

[grave glen]

That team humilated by a europa league team

I'm already ashamed

[pearl steeple]

One mans waste is another mans treasure

[thin ivy]

Rudiger is coming damn

Hopefully it doesnt get awkward between him and alaba

Also barca loses 3 straight home games

💯

[pearl steeple]

We lost the league, lost 3 straight home games, get knocked out of UCL and UEL. Yes, but 4-0.

[thin ivy]

Barca beat us 4-0 meaning they could destroy PSG and Chelsea

Cule logix

[worldly beacon]

Barca getting dominated by real sociedad isn't talk about enough

Sadly they got robbed

[tardy sparrow]

Warra performance

[grave glen]

🤍🤍🤍🤍

[severe leaf]

My man looks weird in rm kit ngl

Its like rudiger at home

[tardy sparrow]

You'll get used to it

Alaba looked weird in rm kit

Now he looks like he's been here for years

[molten quiver]

next casillas lol. same energy when ansu fati was called the next neymar

[tardy sparrow]

Next neymar?

He's labelled as next messi

[molten quiver]

most people called him the next neymar or sumn

idk

either ways hes an injury merchant

[tardy sparrow]

Getting number 10

[molten quiver]

tru

[tardy sparrow]

Highlight of his career

[molten quiver]

yes

is he the youngest scorer in the ucl

[tardy sparrow]

Anus fatigue

[molten quiver]

he scored when he was 16 against inter

[tardy sparrow]

Let me check

[molten quiver]

dembele influence

[tardy sparrow]

Yeah he js

Youngest ucl scoree

[molten quiver]

ye he is

[tardy sparrow]

Memebele

[molten quiver]

he was a good player hope he doesnt turn into dembele

[molten quiver]

ever since dembele got married hes been playing like ronaldinho lol

[tardy sparrow]

Dude needed sex to perform

Like Ronaldinho

[molten quiver]

ye

[tardy sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/bongo-ronaldinho-russia-2018-finale-gif-17987803

[molten quiver]

i thought he would injure his penis when he got married

[tardy sparrow]

[molten quiver]

smiling merchant

[tardy sparrow]

Fake passport merchant

[molten quiver]

ok

[severe leaf]

You lot forgot bojan krkic

Or something

[tardy sparrow]

The dude who had 1000 goals in academy?

[severe leaf]

He was the true new messi

[molten quiver]

hes messis cousin

[molten quiver]

800 i think

he won 2 ucl by the age of 20

but then fell into depression

[tardy sparrow]

Last I saw he was in Stoke city

[molten quiver]

hes playing with iniesta now

[tardy sparrow]

In japan

[molten quiver]

in japan

ok

[tardy sparrow]

Dude must've loved anime

[molten quiver]

lol

[frank robin]

more likely that he loved money

[tardy sparrow]

Yeah

[molten quiver]

nah his career was washed already at that point

there was no saving it so he went to japan

[frank robin]

and the only people that would pay him were vissel kobe

[molten quiver]

true

xavi ball: losing to rayo vellacano

[thin ivy]

Goat player/manager

Even goater hairline