la-liga

[knotty yacht]

U can’t say benzema is only goals

[potent rune]

Chances created

[knotty yacht]

Benzema is one of the most complete strikers I’ve seen

[potent rune]

Benzema > Lewa

[dusky stream]

I didn’t put the other user just brought up Messi’s goal numbers and nothing else

[potent rune]

Benzema > Lewa > Salah

[potent rune]

read it again

[knotty yacht]

Salah is not even in the convo now tbh

[potent rune]

hes too sh*t

[compact siren]

Benzema is GOAT

[potent rune]

but deluded liverpool fans praise him

[dusky stream]

What’s the point in saying

Prime Messi had 91 goals in a year. basically the best individual performance

[knotty yacht]

Courtois is top 10 players itw too imo

[dusky stream]

??? What’s this now

Salah is absolutely elite

Undoubtedly elite

[potent rune]

the striker's job is to score

[potent rune]

last 6 games 0 goals and 0 assists not even a 7.0 rating

basically i didnt see him play

[dusky stream]

Sure, but if a non 9 type player like Messi in his prime is scoring far more, and being elite in progression, dribbling (more than elite here) and creation numbers, then one cannot say that any version of Benzema is anywhere close to prime Messi

[knotty yacht]

Nah salah’s elite just Liverpool fans should realise he isn’t the best itw

[dusky stream]

Fuck me bringing up god awful rating algorithms

[potent rune]

ik benzema isnt even close to prime messi

[rugged pecan]

salah is solid tho

[potent rune]

true

[rugged pecan]

im sure anyone would want him on their team

[dusky stream]

Like anyone worth his salt knows that the rating algorithms of WhoScored/ Sofascore / FotMob etc are not to be used as they’re heavily flawed

[dusky stream]

And over the course of the entire season he’s been truly elite

[rugged pecan]

ya exactly

a few games doesnt make him shit

or not elite

it happens

[potent rune]

nope not them

[knotty yacht]

Just bad form

He’s world class

[rugged pecan]

ya bad form

everyone has bad form

once in a while

[toxic hinge]

Embarrassing

[rugged pecan]

bro all english fans

are embarrasing

[knotty yacht]

I was at the game bruh

We were leading

And they were shouting champions of Europe 😭

[rugged pecan]

LMFAOOOOOOO

united fans are embarrasing too

they were were making fun of suarezs teeth and taking the piss, threw bottles at simeone

only for them to be sent to the conference league

[pale geode]

I’m still not confident about the tie

Felt like Chelsea outplayed us

[rugged pecan]

bruh

[pale geode]

And no Militao next game

[dusky stream]

I mean, he’s not top 15 for PSxG +/-, nor for literally any other metric among goal keepers. Idk how you can place him in the top 10 players in the world, much less top 5 GKs

[dusky stream]

Replying to this

[rugged pecan]

ah

i was about to say

oblak was defo up there until this season

this season was horrible for him

[dusky stream]

Yeah

[rugged pecan]

hopefully he gains his form back next season

what a keeper

this whole season has been shit for us

lmfao

[normal idol]

lets go! altho i dont like madrid, i am happy english club has lost!

[compact siren]

Breaking news: Barcelona terminated Christensen's future contract

[fading ember]

https://twitter.com/villarrealusa/status/1511789249145995264?s=21&t=_5psYKxv92ghS5Z0LjS7ZA

Villarreal USA fan blog: 2021 UEL 🏆 (@VillarrealUSA)

Lo Celso bossing Bayern Munich but your friend the Spurs supporter doesn't rate him.

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Twitter · Apr 6, 2022, 7:33 PM

[plain elbow]

He was outstanding.

Good for him.

[normal idol]

Lo Celso bossing Bayern Munich but your friend the Spurs supporter tells you how he carried the team in the second half of 19-20, and how much he wants him back, because his quality is outstanding.

[dusky stream]

Lo Celso is good when played his preferred roles

[chrome slate]

At least read properly before saying anything. He's an underrated player and even Tuchel addressed it. If you can't get it, I don't know what else will

[torn ermine]

benzema is a respectable player for me, easily one of my fav from madrid

[normal idol]

how does a 6 year old boy eating ice cream make him a worse fucking player i have completely lost my mind

[torn ermine]

its twitter...

[normal idol]

WHAT DO THEY EXPECT? a 6 year old boy to do weights in the gym? 😭

[chrome slate]

Tbh the earlier children start playing and training, the better

BTW ignore the twitter stuff....mostly annoying

[mild turtle]

Lol

[frank robin]

once again

the best player in the world is in laliga

clear of prem

[iron marten]

😐

[limpid quest]

https://twitter.com/nwakali25/status/1511692416201502721?t=06makXgrkk4UhslFrxPTGg&s=09

Nwakali25 (@nwakali25)

OFFICIAL STATEMENT / COMUNICADO OFICIAL

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48690

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15450

Twitter · Apr 6, 2022, 1:08 PM

This is actually sad

Huesca 😡

Similar thing happened to a Barca femeni player too

[iron marten]

What the hell

[worldly beacon]

Cry

[normal idol]

its a shame what huesca did, a massive shame

[rigid dragon]

Bruh, huesca cringe

[grave glen]

Lo Celso was increible, yes

Loved seeing him in the wing

His playing style fits perfectly that style

But the whole team was really really impressive

Pau, Foyth, Capoue, Gerard, Danjuma, Parejo

All terrific

[still leaf]

https://playingfor90.com/2022/04/06/europa-league-riveting-matchups-await/

[grave glen]

I rarely visit twitter

But this is what I found while scrolling

https://twitter.com/lucasnavarretem/status/1511815871731224576

Lucas Navarrete (@LucasNavarreteM)

I believe Karim Benzema has finally reached Harry Kane's level.

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24833

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1463

Twitter · Apr 6, 2022, 9:19 PM

[sand gate]

I don’t think you get it

it was a reference to micha Richards who said that about KB9 when he scored vs Paris

[grave glen]

Interesting

Spot on then

[chrome slate]

Rio trolled him

[thin ivy]

Twitter is cringe

I see a lot of those on soccercirclejerk

[toxic hinge]

Europa league today

[chrome slate]

Thursday nights

[toxic hinge]

Xavi ball allow it

[chrome slate]

[plain elbow]

This was very frustrating to read.

Poor guy, such sad stuff.

[still pagoda]

you didnt get it

he tweeted it to mock micah richards

[grave glen]

I live in a cave nowadays

You guys need to understand

I only come during matchdays

[prisma swift]

https://twitter.com/gio9queiroz/status/1508763971926564881?s=20&t=uJYJt00mIUPb3QsaOgU8iw

Gio 🇧🇷 (@gio9queiroz)

Carta abierta al Presidente del FC Barcelona

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63568

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10761

Twitter · Mar 29, 2022, 11:12 AM

[grave glen]

She sent before the clasico iirc

[worldly beacon]

😭

[worldly beacon]

U always do that

[grave glen]

More hype than UCL

[worldly beacon]

🤨

[pearl steeple]

Meh

I skip thursdays

[grave glen]

Both madrid and barça captains now getting captained by a clown at psg

[normal idol]

damn

mfw ç

[pearl steeple]

Who is?

I never watch psg lol

[grave glen]

ur club literally played them

And its marquinhos

[pearl steeple]

Oh who gifted benzema the goal

[grave glen]

Dude overplay balls sometimes

[pearl steeple]

XD

[knotty yacht]

https://twitter.com/themadridzone/status/1511833956924203013?s=21&t=Lv_FJmJiRPDtCTdcyRZaHg

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

No one like him on a big night. 🇺🇾🦅 #UCL

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Twitter · Apr 6, 2022, 10:31 PM

Had a masterclass against Chelsea playing out of position

A certain Dutchman could never

[ripe field]

ryan babel could never

[grave glen]

Fr Wijnaldum could never

[quartz lichen]

Hala Madrid 😏

[tacit kiln]

Fairs

[quartz lichen]

Yeah he performed superbly tbf

Like

It shocked me

[tacit kiln]

Yeah man was unstoppable

But the tie ain’t over though

[quartz lichen]

True...

Was scared of Kante mostly

That bald head of his running around that fast and that much

[tacit kiln]

😭

He was unreal last szn

Back to back motm

[quartz lichen]

Yeah

[quartz lichen]

But the next games in Madrid soooo

And yk we're home stadium merchants

[tacit kiln]

If Barca could do it…

[quartz lichen]

Alr alr

But benzema was absent

and he's the gem

we all know

[tacit kiln]

Fair fair

[still pagoda]

he needs to play every minute of every game

[late kernel]

If subjectivity was a person 😐

[dusky stream]

?????

https://tenor.com/view/what-aboute-me-question-huh-dont-forget-me-rambo-gif-14962655

[tulip glade]

this brings back bad memories

[grave glen]

Nope

Not in a million years

Also, as good as Benzema has been for a long time now, comparing him to PRIME messi and Ronaldo is just silly

Prime Messi and Ronaldo were scoring 3-4 goals week in and week out

Never did this happen and probably wont happen in a long time

At their peak, Barcelona and Madrid were expected to win by 4 or 5 goals in many matches, it was just that insane

Legendary rivalry and legendary players, both of them

[late kernel]

My bad I wrote objectivity instead of subjectivity lol

[shadow juniper]

he helped carvajal too

[compact siren]

https://youtu.be/AhHGD33tsoM

This is what I've been waiting since the final whistle

[grave glen]

https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1512001063225802752

Out Of Context Football (@nocontextfooty)

https://t.co/TZ3MdceI93

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102468

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Twitter · Apr 7, 2022, 9:35 AM

[shadow juniper]

eze 👋

been a while

[iron marten]

They focus on the UCL the most, smart

[grave glen]

sub

[slender olive]

Imagine if Villarreal wins it, lmao

[pale geode]

Villareal missed so many chances smh

They easily could’ve won like 4-0

[iron marten]

Would be crazy

[iron marten]

True actually

[pale geode]

Now Bayern will win like 5-1 in Munich

[sinful roost]

Could’ve been 3-0

They’ll regret missing a lot of chances ngl

[knotty yacht]

https://twitter.com/mrcrocs_8/status/1511976751005458432?s=21&t=VPV0bK4E0lGx1-MEXKGmiQ

ᴍʀ. ᴄʀᴏᴄꜱ🎩 (@MrCrocs_8)

Pic 1: Barcelona 1-0 Sevilla

Pic 2: Chelsea 1-3 Real Madrid

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Twitter · Apr 7, 2022, 7:58 AM

[grave glen]

[worldly beacon]

[grave glen]

Emery works differently

[worldly beacon]

Not in 2nd leg sadly 😔

I hope he do🤞

[grave glen]

%cchelp

[grave glen]

Red card + VAR disallowed goal

UEFAlona is back

[worldly beacon]

W plus pen too

[toxic hinge]

ain’t no way u talking

Y’all add like 12 minutes added time Lmfao

Pathetico de Madrid at its best

[grave glen]

You’re on pills

[grave glen]

Is he wrong tho?

[grave glen]

Yes

[grave glen]

Justified, sensible decision

[worldly beacon]

No

[open jetty]

ESPN keeps pushing Barça PR

[sand gate]

Fr

[blissful ruin]

what happen to you

did you get banned

[grave glen]

Real Madrid winning the league btw

[dusky stream]

Honestly, after having watched the chances over and looked at the data, Both teams created more or less the same, it's just that game state came to play as Bayern were being for most of the game

[slender olive]

That’s obvious

[pale geode]

I’m still nervous about the second leg ngl

One goal and it’s game on

[sand gate]

Relax

[pale geode]

Can’t relax until we officially won

[pliant frost]

[stoic wind]

Real

[grave glen]

Yes

[open jetty]

Score early and kill the tie

That’s what Madrid needs to do

[sand gate]

Vinicius in the UCL this season.

• 1st in progressive carries
• 1st in dribbling past players
• tied for 1st in goal-creating actions with Mbappe
• tied for 1st in shot creating actions with Coman
• tied for 1st in key passes with Tadic

[vital kernel]

@benze

@prisma swift

[tropic dome]

And above that it's allianz arena

[vital kernel]

[grave glen]

There's a disallowed goal?

The red card was due to a second yellow

Oh the dude got banned or left

[fading ember]

Na

a disallowed pen

[grave glen]

Oh

I watched the game but see no disallowed goal so was confused

[pale geode]

Easier said than done

[grave glen]

I have a feeling that Bayern might lose to Villarreal again

[chrome slate]

Wait what is that compilation? 🥶

[worldly beacon]

He left

[worldly beacon]

I hope 🤞

[frank robin]

yh

so we dont have to face bayern in the final

[grave glen]

Ur a Madrid fan?

[grave glen]

I think LFC will be in the final

[frank robin]

pool vs real final

imagine

[worldly beacon]

Yes

[worldly beacon]

Nooo

[worldly beacon]

No

[pale geode]

Liverpool isn’t losing to villareal

And they’ll prolly carve up Bayern too

[frank robin]

villareal isnt gonna win against bayern

lmao

[grave glen]

If Real Madrid beat city in the Bernebeu

We would get city 😦

[worldly beacon]

Wait how

Rma beat city u won't get city

[worldly beacon]

Yh sadly bcoz they will beat them 7-0 6-0 like this in 2nd leg

[pale geode]

I think Liverpool beats Bayern

Liverpool way more organized and consistent

Bayern defense is sus

[worldly beacon]

Yeah

[frank robin]

yh

[grave glen]

Final Real Madrid - Liverpool, and we know what will happen

[frank robin]

allison disasterclass

benzema hat trick

[worldly beacon]

Don't be overconfident

[spice sun]

Yeah, some teams can beat RMA 0-4 away

[chrome slate]

And some can win 8-2

Not everyone can do it

[normal idol]

@grave glen active?

[grave glen]

You can’t do it either

💀

[grave glen]

[chrome slate]

Actually we did that

And to your club

[grave glen]

Bruh stop mentioning 4 nil already

Y’all just beat us in one night but who’s actually the one who’s the most consistent throughout the whole season

[grave glen]

When 1920’s?

[chrome slate]

Still counts

[grave glen]

No sadly

If you didn’t see it doesn’t count in my book

[chrome slate]

Did you see your club win the first few La Ligas? You didn't, but still count them in the tally

Just admit it

[grave glen]

Yes I have

Through footballia

[chrome slate]

I meant Live, ras

[grave glen]

Obviously I’m 89

Actually no it doesn’t matter if it’s live or not

Cause I’ve seen the footage

[chrome slate]

You culers will never change, will you?

[grave glen]

No ma’am we won’t

[chrome slate]

[grave glen]

Also I call everyone ma’am

[normal idol]

all 3 of greizmann's daughters born on the same day, i think we all know why that happened(check his wife's birthday ) 😜😜😜

[fading ember]

He has 2 daughters and 1 son

Not 3 daughters

[normal idol]

my bad

edit my message for me

[spice sun]

Yeah so don’t be so confident 😉

[pliant frost]

Can't really make fun of a score that happened before your grandparents were even a thought

[chrome slate]

if you count trophies, then you must consider the games that happened as well

[worldly beacon]

Own

[toxic hinge]

Tears😭

like if you guys were even better lmfao

[elfin dawn]

Well Ancelotti tactics were shite that game plus the injuries of Mendy and Benzema, the match was already 0-2 from tactics board

Like playing with no striker seriously? We ain’t Man City to do that

[spice sun]

But you did it. But the 0-4 cannot be explained simply by the bad tactics of Real. Barcelona made a great match and City, Bayern, Liverpool are totally able to play better

[elfin dawn]

Dude did you not watch the match? Modric was literally playing as a false striker, yes Barcelona made a great match indeed but Ancelotti made things easier for them

Barcelona came in good shape, Madrid tactics were horrible plus the attitude of the players on the pitch but congratulations you won a clasico after almost three years

If that works and saves the horrible season of your team then congratulations

[pearl steeple]

Barca wins one game vs Madrid in the last 7 classico's and they have to rub it in haha 4-0. Meanwhile we're winning the league easily and are on the way to semi-final in CL while they're 12 points behind with a game in hand and are playing in Europa League. But hahaha you lost 4-0. Well you can have the 4-0, we'll take the rest of the prizes and thank you for the 5 wins in a row before that.

[elfin dawn]

Man decided to speak factos

[grave glen]

Mfs writing essays here

[elfin dawn]

By the way we are also to make big moves in the summer transfer windows, others have to renew Umtiti until 2025 to inscribe a player they signed on winter

[pearl steeple]

Better than the one word spams 😄

I can understand Barca though. They don't have much to celebrate this season so they can enjoy the bernabeu win.

[pearl steeple]

Let Real Madrid spent 600 mil and catch up ok? See how good our team is when we spent as much as Barca

[grave glen]

Real Madrid spent less than half of the money Barca spent

[chrome slate]

Funny thing is, our club will be spending 0 on transfer fees, for possibly the best young footballer of the world.

[pearl steeple]

Huge signing bonus though

And probably highest wage of any footballer in the world

[tulip glade]

Fartomeu tax

[sand gate]

fake score, it was 5-4 for madrid

[elfin dawn]

Well since the 70’s Barcelona has been in the top 3 clubs that expend the most money with a huge difference of the financial balances compared to Madrid

[hasty hearth]

i swear like whats the deal?

[elfin dawn]

I never spammed the 8-2

[hasty hearth]

its not even the fact of that its just the fact that this 4-0 was recently and that was 2 years ago

techically 3

but still

ong

i hope chelsea just score 4 goals next week

[chrome slate]

Enjoy your Thursday games instead of laughing at us

[hasty hearth]

u guys literally do it all the time

but ima shut up and let the game do the talking

[chrome slate]

Yeah thank you

[pearl steeple]

GL

[chrome slate]

We'll enjoy our UCL ties, you enjoy your UELs

[red knot]

I predict a 1-0 Barca win

At the camp nou

[pearl steeple]

hmmm juicy 14 mil added when reaching semi's in CL

[red knot]

We played badly because I couldn’t watch this match

I am the glue of Barcelona

It’s true

[chrome slate]

Tbh most of that money goes into player wages...Bale and Fatzard's mostly

[plain elbow]

https://twitter.com/GonzaloTortosa/status/1510724169226506251?s=20&t=Zi3xb4oG0r52zUnAYMnN6w

Gonzalo Tortosa.© (@GonzaloTortosa)

El Recreativo de Huelva es equipo de Segunda RFEF 💙🤍

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Twitter · Apr 3, 2022, 9:01 PM

[pearl steeple]

It cancels bale and hazard out 😛

[red knot]

Hazard doesn’t even need a banter name

[elfin dawn]

Well how am I not gonna laugh at Barcelona if they have been a circus the past years, they didn’t make it to the round of 16, their president Joan Laporta hugging a manikin of Messi saying he was going to renew him, terrible coaches like Koeman and Setien, your terrible financial situation, the fax paper from Messi that literally tried to abandon your club the worst part if that most cules have clapped like Seals to all the propaganda that the club was throwing away

[plain elbow]

Recre are back in segunda after near extinction due to financial issues!

[elfin dawn]

Bale, Marcelo and Isco are leaving this summer

[chrome slate]

Tbf Koeman had 60% win rate

[pearl steeple]

Hope Hazard and Ascensio also

[chrome slate]

He wasn't bad. His team was shambles when he took over

[red knot]

Ehhh

[elfin dawn]

But never won against a big team except Sevilla in copa del rey

[red knot]

Koeman was

[chrome slate]

Fans didn't have patience

[red knot]

Okay

[pearl steeple]

Milan interested in Asensio

[red knot]

He wasn’t there for the long term

[slender olive]

More Barca hate

Lets go

[red knot]

I wish we kept valverde

[elfin dawn]

That’s Barcelona since Luis Enrique left

[torn ermine]

fr, everyday 😭

[red knot]

Better than koeman

His 4-4-2 was rlly good

[chrome slate]

Dude.....RMA were struggling in 2018-19 just when our best player and handsome baldy left

[torn ermine]

never had i seen a peaceful one

[elfin dawn]

Dude you are the first culé that I heard that from him

[plain elbow]

Milan will probably secure Charles De Ketelaere before Asensio.

Younger player, and better.

[elfin dawn]

Valverde did what he could in a dressing room out of control

[red knot]

We would’ve won 19-20 la liga if we had valverde

[elfin dawn]

Literally Messi, Busquets, Jordi Alba and Suarez did as they pleased in Valverde and Setien time at Barcelona

[red knot]

He got sacked after a Supercup match

SUPERCUP

[elfin dawn]

I remember that day Barcelona played an excellent game that they should have won with a two goals difference or more

[red knot]

Yh his tactics were great

[elfin dawn]

But we all know Atleti they got hella lucky and ended up wining

[red knot]

I’ll repeat this until I die

[elfin dawn]

Same as that Liverpool vs Atleti at Anfield

[plain elbow]

Moving on from Valverde was the right call, but not the timing.

[red knot]

Worst part is people celebrated his sacking but then realized Barca had no plan

Then setien came

[elfin dawn]

Well we didn’t ended up in europa league or had a bad financial situation

[red knot]

😢

[plain elbow]

The issues were deep, but he was a grand contributor.

[red knot]

Also tbh Zidane did come back

[plain elbow]

The shorten training sessions, change in style, lack of intensity, poor man-management. I can do on…

[elfin dawn]

I live in Spain and the Valverde sack was because of some Barcelona journalists and some parts of Barcelona fans that criticized him because he didn’t use Cryuff philosophy of playing football

[red knot]

That’s so dumb

I’ll tell you this tho

8-2 wouldn’t have happened with valverde

[plain elbow]

Things turned for the worst with Setien, and not much improved under Koeman.

[red knot]

We would’ve lost yea

But not by 6 goals

[elfin dawn]

Valverde was a decent coach but he lost control of the dressing room

[torn ermine]

the timing of his sacking was not right ^

[red knot]

If we were gonna sack him it should’ve been in the summer

After the season

[elfin dawn]

The media and a lot of Barcelona fans put a lot of pressure to sack him just because he didn’t played tiki taka

[red knot]

Yh it was mostly the media who rioted

And the club gave im

With no plan

[chrome slate]

Touche

[elfin dawn]

The club did what the fans asked and it aged bad

You are talking about Bartomeu I suppose?

[chrome slate]

Can't wait for #XaviOut to trend on twitter though :)

[plain elbow]

What?

[chrome slate]

Just like it didn't with previous managers?

[red knot]

Frankfurt are talking shit we cant let them win

[elfin dawn]

People said at the start of 20-21 season that Koeman needed patience and they ended up hitting his car when he waa going out of the camp nou after a clásico

[red knot]

Also about koeman

Yes he was okay but sometimes he just lost his mind

Like pique at striker

[chrome slate]

Ancelloti played Modric as CF

And we had forwards on bench

[red knot]

Ancelotti is like 94

It makes sense

[elfin dawn]

Is because you had some signings with some fresh legs, you bought player with little play time but they were good, they came when most of the players or la liga were tired already

Jovic was a one season wonder

[chrome slate]

He had 60% win rate with a struggling team, a team full of injured players, with a club facing financial difficulties and almost no good transfers

At least respect him for achieving that 💀, no matter at what spot Barca were.

[elfin dawn]

Also Xavi was able to establish discipline and order in the dressing room I give credit to that

[red knot]

I’d respect him if not for the fact that messi was responsible for like half of the goals we scored that season

[plain elbow]

Koeman was given enough time to improve this team.

Not much improved from within.

[red knot]

He made some good signings but didn’t use them properly

Koeman signed pedri right?

[plain elbow]

The team still trained 30 minutes per day, and intensity wasn’t there, and tactically speaking, he was pretty inept. Today, the team finally has a structure to it, which suits the variety of profiles that we have, whilst also being tactically adaptable.

[elfin dawn]

Pedri would have never get his chance is Pjanic performed like he did in Juve

[red knot]

Koeman would just give up in big games

Like vs Bayern

We did not attack

A single time

[elfin dawn]

Even against Benfica

0 shots on target

[plain elbow]

Not true. Pedri is a player that stylistically, has always fit the necessary profile. He would’ve had the chances regardless.

[red knot]

I forgot about pjanic

He comes back next season right?

[plain elbow]

So, he’ll either be sold or sent out on loan again.

[red knot]

I wanna see xavi use him

[torn ermine]

1. both have different roles
2. pedri traits fit more to what barca is playing

also if you cant deliver, its inevitable you wont get play time

[chrome slate]

Pjanic was treated badly, and not given enough play time...

[torn ermine]

its more like his role clashing with busquets and de jong

its very hard for koeman just put all together

[plain elbow]

Pjanic underperformed when given the opportunities, apart from Juventus away in last year’s group stage.

[grave glen]

Halla madrid

Benzema the goat

[torn ermine]

yes exactly this, he was given time

[plain elbow]

His mistreatment from the manager is just a staple of Koeman’s poor man-management, but dropping him and reducing his minutes was the right call.

[tulip glade]

bro?

[grave glen]

Shhh

I dont support madrid

Only Nice when they win my bets

I bet benzema scores a header and he did

😩

[chrome slate]

Pep should have treated this goat better

[tulip glade]

facts

[pliant frost]

No way Auba got robbed again

[stuck leaf]

madrid or barcelona if benzema wasnt injured

[pearl steeple]

True

[pliant frost]

La liga potm

[dusky stream]

IDK about that mate

Look at how Koeman used Frenkie and Pedri

I honestly don't think Koeman knew what to do with a DLP

He literally saw his midfielders as either DMs or players who can just play upfield. Frenkie and Pedri played like pseudo attackers in his system.

Makes me think that Koeman would be the sort to drop Xavi and play someone like Dele Alli over him because he hasn't a clue what to do with controllers

[plain elbow]

You see, it was just poor all around.

[late kernel]

Sevilla v Granada is on

[late kernel]

GOAL

Sevilla 0-1 Granada

[plain elbow]

Darwin Machis

[spice sun]

Interesting

[late kernel]

1-1

Diego Carlos

[late kernel]

HT

Sevilla 1-1 Granada

[late kernel]

GOAL

Sevilla 2-1 Granada

Ocampos

GOAL

Sevilla 3-1 Granada

Rafa Mir

[charred wadi]

2-2🤣🤣

[iron marten]

Why win when you can draw

[charred wadi]

Exactly

[iron marten]

Absolute bottle jobs

[late kernel]

Woah

Ah the Rafa Mir goal got disallowed

Lmao

+9' tho lol

GOAL

[slender olive]

Goal

[late kernel]

Sevilla 3-2 Granada

[slender olive]

3-2 Sevilla

[iron marten]

Wouldn't surprise me if it gets disallowed again

Fucking hell

[charred wadi]

No way

[iron marten]

I cannot believe we're playing 100 mins

There we go

[young thistle]

QUE PARTIDO

[grave glen]

Bruh

[quiet pier]

Hello

[grave glen]

Is this the part where I should say var[insert club name]

Hi denis

[quiet pier]

Hi Eze

[grave glen]

Which la liga club ur into?

[quiet pier]

Barca's cool, I watch a few Real Madrid games and maybe a bit of Atletico de Madrid

[grave glen]

That's a good enough answer imo

[quiet pier]

You can't lie Barca's gotten way better after Koeman left and Xavi joined

[grave glen]

Yup

I like the vibe now

[quiet pier]

Everyone keeps bothering me that they are the same but that's just false

Yea

[grave glen]

I don't hate koeman but xavi's impact is good one

[quiet pier]

Ferran Torres, Auba and Adama have all come from the Prem and they're doing their bit to be honest

[quiet pier]

Yea yea

You can't hate the dude

He has a different perspective

[grave glen]

Heard he got the dutch national team job

Van gaal got cancer or something

[quiet pier]

Funnily enough yea

Wait I didn't know that bit

[grave glen]

Yea

But not sure when he will take over

[quiet pier]

Yea

[grave glen]

Either instant or after world cup

[quiet pier]

I am hyped for the World cup 2022

The Euros where cool but do you remember the hype around Fifa 2018 World Cup

[grave glen]

World cup hits diff

[quiet pier]

Yea tho

[grave glen]

My money on spain

But no idea tbh

[quiet pier]

Not a bad bet

Mine's on Portugal or England

[grave glen]

Could be

[quiet pier]

England did (surprisingly) well in the Euros

[grave glen]

Well the winners got elim from wc qualifier

[quiet pier]

Yea I know

[grave glen]

yikes

[quiet pier]

Bonucci or someone was so mad

It's true tho

They only got based on one game and all the others had atleast a fail

I didn't watch it too much

[grave glen]

Neither do I

[quiet pier]

I just watched the one game of Portugal vs North Macedonia was it

[grave glen]

I just watch replays

[quiet pier]

I either watch the game or no

So yea

Or just find out the scores off of Yahoo Sport

[grave glen]

I live in asia so its hard to watch them

[quiet pier]

Oh

[grave glen]

Gotta wake up super early every week for la liga matchdays

[quiet pier]

Innit

[grave glen]

Its 4am here

[quiet pier]

11 PM

[grave glen]

For a barça game

[grave glen]

Oh rn its 6am here

[quiet pier]

I can't choose if that's a lol or a rip

[grave glen]

A bruh

[quiet pier]

YEA

There we go

A bruh

[grave glen]

[quiet pier]

[worldly beacon]

Who is in your pfp

[exotic kite]

la liga npxG for and against since xavi's appointment

[worldly beacon]

Only messi missing here

[warm delta]

Xavi really did a great job

Even changed Dembouz

[onyx talon]

there's no way portugal is winning

[rapid topaz]

Sucks

[rapid topaz]

Elaborate

[exotic kite]

npxG = non-penalty expected goals

this shows the quality of non-penalty chances each team creates and conceded per game since xavi's first game

so if barcelona and villareal have average finishing they would be expected to score almost 2 goals per game in this time period

the higher you are = the better defense
the more to the right you are = the better attack

[grave glen]

Adam driver

[compact siren]

https://youtube.com/shorts/S02RS1pp75E?feature=share

[prime gust]

fc motivate 😭

[grave glen]

Guess whos back

[grave glen]

Cmon betis

[rapid topaz]

Ah alr

[toxic hinge]

Benzemas kill list 😳

[charred wadi]

Tf

[fading ember]

He scored against oblak earlier in the season already

He can face ederson in ucl semis and neuer in the ucl final btw

But city and bayern ofc are tough opponents

[iron marten]

Gooooool

Mallorca 1 - 0 Atlético Madrid

Muriqi 68'

Idk why there's no channel

[tame maple]

Really hoping Mallorca keeps this lead

[rapid topaz]

Where is ter stegen?

Exactly

[grave glen]

Lol

Atleti losing

Lmaooo

Glad i didnt bet on them

[tacit kiln]

Bring on Madrid!

[grave glen]

Bro

Benzema single handly will kick Yo ass

[young thistle]

GO ON VEDAT

[toxic hinge]

do you not have shame

[toxic hinge]

VAMOS

[grave glen]

Oblak fuming

[tacit kiln]

Focus on thursday

[grave glen]

90+6

[late kernel]

Wait lmao

[grave glen]

Typical atleti match if losing

[toxic hinge]

Wont change the fact ur gonna loose sadly

[late kernel]

Atleti are losing lol 😭

[toxic hinge]

yessir

[grave glen]

Tbf all mallorca ball boys wasting time too

[toxic hinge]

they should keep doing it

Uff knocked

[river vessel]

Focus on your match against Frankfurt UEL and we will focus against Real in the UCL ok?

[grave glen]

Welp someone got down

Probably concussion

[toxic hinge]

Yeh

Dude I just realized

[slender olive]

Then don’t come in here to challenge us

[toxic hinge]

Mallorca are close in getting relegated

[river vessel]

Who? I didn’t

[rigid dragon]

Mallorca w?

[grave glen]

They fell of towards mid of season iirc

[slender olive]

You said “bring on Madrid”

[toxic hinge]

About too

[rigid dragon]

Nice

[toxic hinge]

they are winning 1-0

[river vessel]

Lol this was the only thing I’ve said in here today, do you read the chat?

[grave glen]

Lot of juve fans hates atleti for some reason

[winged citrus]

Sociedad vs Sevilla game will be shown live on TikTok

dafuk

💀

[grave glen]

Bruh

[young thistle]

Petis*

[winged citrus]

whatever

both trash

[tacit kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/europa-league-uefa-logo-gif-16209047

[toxic hinge]

REF BLOW THE WHISTLE

[bitter hemlock]

OMG atleti losing

[toxic hinge]

BLOW THE WHISTLE

[grave glen]

FT

Mallorca 1-0 Atleti

[toxic hinge]

WOHOOO

[grave glen]

JAAAAA

[void scarab]

W

[bitter hemlock]

at least we're winning a trophy

[bitter hemlock]

LEZZZ GOO

[grave glen]

We might not

We’ll probably bottle

[tame maple]

Holy refs blow the whistle

[bitter hemlock]

nah

[grave glen]

Hes talking’s about la liga

[tame maple]

Oh its done now

[toxic hinge]

Hope we don’t bottle

[bitter hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/dani-dani-alves-dani-alves-barca-barcelona-fc-barcelona-gif-24822695

[tacit kiln]

We won two already? And still in contention for another two

Also barely got a draw against frankfurt, idk

[bitter hemlock]

nah, ur in contention for 1

you'll go to final and lose

[grave glen]

We also drew galatasary and Napoli in the first leg

[bitter hemlock]

Frankfurt are a good team, bruh

bro, everyone says that abt teams when they lose 💀 wtf-

[grave glen]

In Europa

[bitter hemlock]

doesn't make sense

[bitter hemlock]

nah, they'll still be in ucl

[opal sigil]

This is the atleti I know and love

Crazy run

[toxic hinge]

guys this top 4 is obviously gonna be Barca Sevilla Madrid and Atletico

[opal sigil]

Need them to lose some more

Betis al ucl

[tacit kiln]

fa cup and ucl

You literally came back from a 4-0

[opal sigil]

It's not obv

Betis is right there

[toxic hinge]

true

[tacit kiln]

3-1 isn't impossible

😭

[toxic hinge]

Benzema owned Chelsea and PSG in the matter of 2 weeks ☠️

[tacit kiln]

From sextuple winners to this

How low have barca fallen

[toxic hinge]

Own

[tacit kiln]

We just won 6-0

But aight

Good luck with christensen btw next szn

Cant wait for him vs vinicius 😭

IN the clasicos

[toxic hinge]

Hes good lmao

[tacit kiln]

You didn't watch the game I guess

Literally costed us

[toxic hinge]

Right

[tacit kiln]

Mendy has been world class this szn aside from that

Christensen can't start ahead of Chalobah

He's not fit

atm

But anyway good luck on thursday

You'll need it

[toxic hinge]

You legit lost

1-3

And we need the “good luck” ☠️

[tacit kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/uel-avrupa-ligi-uefa-europe-league-super-lig-galatasaray-gif-24524072

[toxic hinge]

we’ll win 🙌

[rigid dragon]

Barcelona have a chance to win it. Unlike Chelsea with the CL

[charred wadi]

Atletico🤣

[toxic hinge]

Chiesa owns you

[rigid dragon]

When were we ever contenders for the ucl bro 😭

[toxic hinge]

😭

[grave glen]

hot stuff

[rigid dragon]

I remember when we were good

[toxic hinge]

Don’t forget the medal for winning against Southampton 🥶😈

[still pagoda]

Predicted lineup Nacho LB????

Why tf does Nacho never play his actual position??

Just play nacho cb and alaba lb

[river vessel]

At that time Juve were better than Barca

[bitter hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/matt-karim-benzema-karim-benzema-football-gif-22104125

[rapid topaz]

.

[grave glen]

LET'S ALL LAUGH AT ATLETICO 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[river vessel]

lol why are you so hostile? Are you okay?

Lol you’re clearly not okay, I hope you seek the help that you need. Telling someone to F off when they haven’t even been that active in here lol

I was confused asf lol, it’s all good

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1512838452722741253?t=oAiPqIEMT3LokSwc79-0Zg&s=19

Camavinga + Valverde / Marcelo

https://tenor.com/view/southampton-manager-celebrating-calm-down-gif-18499873

[hallow kiln]

How the f

[still pagoda]

They deleted it

[hallow kiln]

Isn't that a pen for Bilbao

[still pagoda]

Idk why

[hallow kiln]

Trash ref

[still pagoda]

There

[rapid topaz]

Militao playing? Advantage getafe.

[late kernel]

Goal

[sand gate]

Line ups out for RMA

[grave glen]

For?

[late kernel]

Villarreal 0-1 Athletic Bilbao

[grave glen]

Damn

Villareal don’t try in the league ig

[still pagoda]

Raul garcia

[still pagoda]

🤡

[sand gate]

Mallorca did the double on Atletico 💀💀

they beat them twice this season LOL

[grave glen]

We face Levante tomorrow

That’s 100% a loss for us tmrw

[still pagoda]

If only fidel scored that penalty

This year would've been la liga 3 peat

[still pagoda]

Aj Morales turns to R9

[grave glen]

And it’s at there stadium

That’s 200% a loss

[plain elbow]

Villarreal have been awful.

[sand gate]

Morales is a baller

[still pagoda]

Villarreal are a weird club

[sand gate]

Barca should have got him 2 seasons ago

Instead of braithwaite

[plain elbow]

Emery is saving their energy for the bus parking job they’ve got on Wednesday.

[grave glen]

They really should be 4-0 up against Bayern

But i think it’s gonna come back to haunt them

[still pagoda]

Never seen a team rotate the whole starting eleven after a game

They're really taking going through against Bayern seriously

[grave glen]

Ansu Fati is back

Hopefully he doesn’t get injured

We do have less injuries ever since Dr pruna came back

[sand gate]

Benzema was always happy for his teammates achievement. Now it's his time to win it 🤍

[still pagoda]

#KB1

[late kernel]

GOAL

Villarreal 1-1 Athletic Bilbao

[grave glen]

Is Mendy injured or why is he not playing?

Also Valverde and Camavinga starting🔥

[vital kernel]

hurts to see benz like that

[sand gate]

He’ll be celebrating soon 👍🏽

[vital kernel]

should be

deserves it

[torn ermine]

underappreciated during those days

[sand gate]

True

[still pagoda]

Injured

[toxic hinge]

Makes me sad for him, just him watching his friends get these individual awards, and he’s just happy for them

Hopefully he gets one 🙌

He deserves it

[olive oar]

no is unai emery is more a Cup coach but shit in the league

knows how to steal the victory in 2 or 1 matches

[honest pendant]

Griezman>Neymar

[slender olive]

https://twitter.com/BarcaWorldwide/status/1511160751389507586

Barça Worldwide (@BarcaWorldwide)

Bro has been on a mission since that day!

Likes

30055

Retweets

2025

Twitter · Apr 5, 2022, 1:56 AM

[toxic hinge]

Didn’t he even break chairs

Little did he know he was finna pocket Lewandowski

[knotty yacht]

Went on to lose against Bayern 3-0 twice. Progress ig

[toxic hinge]

Koeman tax

[grave glen]

Went on to pocket your whole attack

Militao can’t relate

[knotty yacht]

Yeah one game

[late kernel]

https://twitter.com/TaistoFCB/status/1512812728062197767?t=8S9fQzaLRS4qkJcHOO_ILg&s=19

Taísto (@TaistoFCB)

Villarreal rotated their ENTIRE STARTING ELEVEN from the game against Bayern. They even changed their GK 😭😭😭

Likes

6765

Retweets

553

Twitter · Apr 9, 2022, 3:20 PM

[plain elbow]

This is the least Emery can do.

[left meadow]

Lmaoo

[plain elbow]

Having his full team fit and well rested for the midweek match.

[knotty yacht]

Fair play lmao

[plain elbow]

Pulling a significant result at the Allianz is serious business.

[worldly beacon]

[pale geode]

Villareal should play 10-0-0

[river vessel]

W Villarreal, they could knock Bayern out by playing their best side, but won’t be easy playing away

[pale geode]

Woudve been a lot easier if they converted their chances and gone up 4-0

[left meadow]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1512903517626933254?t=D5KABnjvNPaCOidlvpPGdg&s=19

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

❗️No player won the ball more times than Camavinga (8) and no midfielder/attacker completed more passes.

Likes

617

Twitter · Apr 9, 2022, 9:21 PM

[knotty yacht]

Clear of gavi

[opal sigil]

😹

[knotty yacht]

Valverde and camavinga’s pressing and energy they gave today really showed how important they are

[grave glen]

Next joke

[knotty yacht]

Y’all are so stubborn

[grave glen]

I think we should compare camavinga with pedri, not with gavi

[knotty yacht]

Nah Pedri’s way better let’s be honest

Plus Pedri is ur best player

And camavinga is mostly a bench warmer

[grave glen]

You a real one for admitting 🙌🏼

Tbh Araujo and Pedri are one of our best players atm

[charred wadi]

dembele is quite good

[tacit kiln]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1512812342702190592

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🗣 Chelsea fans with chants of “Are you watching Real Madrid.” @AbsoluteChelsea

Likes

3931

Retweets

193

Twitter · Apr 9, 2022, 3:19 PM

[charred wadi]

dangerous crosses and is quite creative

[knotty yacht]

Imagine being this shameless

[sand gate]

🇧🇷

[still pagoda]

Southampton 🤣

Even Ole with United defeated that team by 9 goals

[still pagoda]

Goal difference in 1 game: -6
Goal difference in 2 games: -6

Progress

[worldly beacon]

Ez

[grave glen]

If Ansu just doesn’t get injured

He would be a GREAT footballer

He’s shown it

He already has 5 goals this season

[still pagoda]

The way the Arabic commentator wad pronouncing camavinga

I can't really say it

[slender olive]

e h

[sacred sorrel]

Brazil FC strikes again? 😳

Perez can't wait to add Vinicius Tobias to that team

every night

he dreams of signing another Brazilian teenager

[sand gate]

Fr and reinier still at the club

[grave glen]

Sad Marcelo is leaving next season

Tbh I can't see him going anywhere else in top 5 leagues

I think he'll either go to MLS or Brazil

[sacred sorrel]

yea seems the most logical step

[sacred sorrel]

in comes Vinícius Tobias 🥱

my man, Perez has everything planned out, Real will forever be Brazil FC

[grave glen]

Any team getting him will be a risk. Too expensive plus not performing or been injured all the time

[grave glen]

Trust the process

[prisma swift]

he is a RB

https://youtu.be/C9GQqQvKdKk

@worldly beacon

your idol?

[worldly beacon]

Benzema has miss more big and easy chances then that too tbh

But still benzema 🐐won't hate him for some fans

[prisma swift]

that miss is bigger than anything benzema missed

[worldly beacon]

No

[prisma swift]

yes

[worldly beacon]

https://youtu.be/o-UfcErKv70

[worldly beacon]

@prisma swift

[prisma swift]

that messi miss>

[worldly beacon]

There is literally 4 to 3 mins of him big chance misses

[prisma swift]

i can find a 10 min vid of messi big chances missed

[worldly beacon]

Ue created for himself

[worldly beacon]

Ok do

[prisma swift]

https://youtu.be/2RW5GZjfqMM

https://youtu.be/GB2MIIK7TbA

[worldly beacon]

What a goat he gives the ball to a teammate and came to him with speed of light he didn't even recieved properly 🐐

[prisma swift]

https://youtu.be/Qqvnm8M8GZI

https://youtu.be/g-EvUA3b98k

[worldly beacon]

Some of aren't even open goals 💀 💀 💀 plus u said 10 min

[prisma swift]

.

[worldly beacon]

This video is about he hitting bar from fks or outside the box or some from in the box not open goal missed😭 😭 💀 maybe also easy assists misses by mbappe included maybe i have already watched the video

[worldly beacon]

Atleast read the title This video is about him creating chances and his teammate missing

[worldly beacon]

Imagine being so good that u hitting bar from outside the box or from corner ppl seeing that as a open miss 😭 💀

[grave glen]

Ronaldo is finished

First he broke a kids phone

Then he invited that same kid to a man United game to make him suffer even more

Ronaldo is not finished

Once he gets a real manager and a real team again he will score 30

Messi sucks for PSG

[slender olive]

and what makes you think messi cant do the same

[grave glen]

But Messi has a top team and a good manager but the manager is screwed because he has assholes like Neymar and Messi

[slender olive]

I never thought you'd stick your ass in here again after getting walloped by Madrid

[slender olive]

PSG is basically a retirement home

or a club you can make money and chill bc nobody really plays for the badge there

[grave glen]

Well Messi is the same way then

0 passion and scared of a challenge

Madrid would’ve gotten smashed if we had no injuries. Madrid are a one man team and that one man had his best game of his career. Any other day Madrid get smashed by us

[slender olive]

Yeah, no shit, he doesn't give a shit about doing well at PSG

[slender olive]

Excuses

[grave glen]

Messi is embarrassing for that

Messi is finished

Ronaldo wants to keep going

[slender olive]

just fuck off man, complain that madrid are a one man team when they win 4-0 at the bernabeu and knock your asses out

[grave glen]

You are mad because you know it

They took out Benzema and loss 4-0 to a shit Barcelona

[slender olive]

Said shit Barcelona would geniunely have a good chance to knock chelsea out if they played them, rn

[grave glen]

No

[slender olive]

Dude, shut the fuck up, your opinions are trash

[grave glen]

Europa League team

Barcelona Would finish 8th

Their team is shit and their attacks are just stat padding La Liga

[slender olive]

Bummer, they're 3rd and thats only bc sevilla played two games more

[slender olive]

your attackers are dog shit

you've got fucking werner

And lakaka

keep your mouth shut before you diss us

you lot are going to finish 6th next season without rudiger and christensen

[grave glen]

Havertz is world class and so is Mount

We are keeping Rudiger and Azpi and getting Kounde

Also we will have James and Chilwell and more wingback depth

Then we will bring in Gallagher

Sell Lukaku and Werner

We are set next season

[slender olive]

World class is de bruyne, modric, Muller, etc.

not them

[slender olive]

Rudiger's leaving and the sooner you accept that the better

And no way yall are gonna get kounde with no owner

yall can barely sell tickets ffs 😭

[grave glen]

Tuchel is keeping Rudiger

And our new owner is coming soon

He will spend big

And build us a brand new stadium

[slender olive]

Yeah, what if you get someone like Mike ashley then you're fucked

[slender olive]

Delusional as hell

[grave glen]

Tuchel will win the FA Cup and finish 3rd then get all of his players he wants

Havertz is going to hit his peak next season

He’s figuring it out

And Mount is destroying

We just need to add Gallagher

[slender olive]

Yall really think you can beat City/Liverpool

[grave glen]

Mendy
Rudiger Silva Kounde
Reece James Kante Kovacic Chilwell
Mount Havertz Gallagher

With added depth

We will win the league next season

[slender olive]

No fucking way

[slender olive]

That's a shit team- none of those players except Kante are truly world class

Also, this is laliga chat, lets stop talking about PL

[grave glen]

That entire team is world class

All of them will hit that level next season

And if we do buy an attacker guess who it will be 🙂

[slender olive]

HAHA you think Haaland

LMAOO best joke of the year

Nah, he belongs to either City or Madrid, maybe Barca if we get lucky

[grave glen]

Yes Haaland

But we will probably wait two years and get a world class Abraham

Abraham wasn’t ready to win a title

He needs to develop

Abraham needs to play and develop not focus on winning trophies

Werner we had to play him he cost to much and has to high of wages

Werner was a terrible buy

But we were right to sell Abraham this year

[prisma swift]

@slender olive i can't believe you spent valuable time arguing with that bozo

[grave glen]

Yes they will. Those two have value in other teams. Especially the selling clubs

[grave glen]

The guy who thinks it’s okay to boo their own legends

Lukaku fits any hoofball team looking to stay in the top 4 of any league

Werner’s shit finishing doesn’t matter in the Bundesliga

[slender olive]

LMAO

i guess it wasn't the wisest of decisions

yeah

[grave glen]

It’s only a waste of time arguing with me because I am right

[warm fossil]

rudiger might leave bro we can't be sure about all this

also gallagher?

given our current situation we cant even invest in players

[grave glen]

Gallagher is going to thrive

[warm fossil]

my point is we cant even get him lol

[grave glen]

Yes we can he’s literally our player @warm fossil

[frank robin]

gallagher is a chelsea player lol

on loan rn

[steel berry]

Barca fans gonna be talking abt 4-0 for the next decade 💀

[toxic hinge]

where’s the problem

[compact siren]

https://media.tenor.com/images/8e2ff6ca81ef6bf9343b0f5562bf424b/tenor.gif

[slender olive]

madrid fans when they get dissed:

13 uCl

[compact siren]

I think I forgot something.

[slender olive]

yawn