la-liga

[desert saddle]

4-2-4-0

[left meadow]

Play 433 just replace him with jovic or bale

[grave glen]

But he had to try something

[desert saddle]

we didnt have a striker

[grave glen]

And it didn’t work out

[desert saddle]

he shouldve went normally

[grave glen]

He made a mistake

[desert saddle]

not play Modric false 9

[grave glen]

So he should be fired?

[desert saddle]

this was easily preventable

[thin ivy]

Bale or hazard shouldve played

[graceful musk]

imagine playing with less midfielders against a team who like to control the midfield and then tear the defence apart

[desert saddle]

we pulled out a red carpet for Barca

[thin ivy]

No but perez should pressure him to rotate

[graceful musk]

i forgot they existed

[graceful musk]

yep

[desert saddle]

if we werent first

Carlo wouldve been sacked

100%

[thin ivy]

To be fair on defense we folded into a 451 or a 442 but its still shit

Thing is we have no one to replace carlo

We cant fire him now

No way

[desert saddle]

Carlo made us play some weird football

we shouldnt fire him now

[grave glen]

Or maybe Florentino Perez, Javier Tebas and Laporta had a secret undeground meeting where they agreed on a 0-4 result in order to revive La Liga and get investors interested for next season so they don’t lose revenue in a increasingly more uncertain and unstable world economy 👁️

Real Madrid is still at nr one spot and Barcelona has regained their image as being on their way back to their place, looks to me like everyone has won!
Plus all of you clueless fans endlessly giving this game more and more press

[graceful musk]

y'all can do Wenger

[desert saddle]

let him finish the season

[grave glen]

And get who

[graceful musk]

wow wtf is this

[slender olive]

Ancelotti has been tactically outclassed several times this season

he needs to go

[desert saddle]

Carlo has to go after this season

[wraith mist]

Only RMA fans here?

[desert saddle]

its that simple

and half of this team has to go

[grave glen]

But replace him with who

[desert saddle]

4-0 at Bernabeu

[graceful musk]

nah man culer here

[desert saddle]

simply disgraceful

[slender olive]

Good question

[thin ivy]

Match fixing? What id this the NFL?

[slender olive]

I don’t know

[graceful musk]

wenger

[slender olive]

Poch is a bottler

[grave glen]

Ancelotti was hired because he was the best option out there

[wraith mist]

hey man, what a game wasn't it

[slender olive]

He’s not Real Madrid standard

[thin ivy]

As soon as i saw the lineup i knew we were taking a fat L

[slender olive]

There’s a reason he was at Everton

[desert saddle]

just go get Ten Hag

🤷‍♂️

[slender olive]

Yeah

[graceful musk]

i know right man i couldn't stop smiling after the game i was so happy

[slender olive]

Ten Hag good

[desert saddle]

if he picks United over us, sucks to be him

[wraith mist]

man won't leave ajax ig

[desert saddle]

he is leaving

he is in talks with United rn

[grave glen]

Real Madrid should consider getting RDT back, Mariano and jovic have been shit

[graceful musk]

nah man yall gonna bottle it and get that Belgium manager instead

[grave glen]

They cant have Benz as their sole savior

[desert saddle]

first we need a right back

Carvajal has to go

Vazquez has to go

[wraith mist]

that would be great for united he is insane coach imo

[graceful musk]

awb entered the chat

[thin ivy]

I dont know how we can thrash psg then bottle to barca 2 weeks after

[desert saddle]

PSG let us beat them basically

[wraith mist]

benze

[grave glen]

We can offer you Sime Vrsaljko for 25 million, deal? 🤝

[still pagoda]

Would rather play ancelotti at rb tbh

[slender olive]

Psg bottled it

[desert saddle]

and we let Barca beat us

[graceful musk]

because barca > psg

[desert saddle]

wtf no

I also fucking hate Mallorca

[graceful musk]

lmao

[desert saddle]

cunts had to injure Mendy and Benzema

[thin ivy]

No our mids and defenders and vini were fired up in that gane.

[desert saddle]

right before El Clasico

[slender olive]

If psg played at their best I don’t think we could beat them

On their day they’re one of the best sides in Europe

[grave glen]

Ok, what about Felipe and Vrsaljko, for 40 mill, deal? 🤝

[desert saddle]

we couldve avoided El Clasico defeat

[wraith mist]

tbf vini wasn't playing so good imo

[desert saddle]

but we played like bozos

[slender olive]

However they don’t show that side any more

[graceful musk]

lmao
thanks mallorca

[wraith mist]

modric still so good ngl

[thin ivy]

PSG isnt playing in europa though. Also theyre top in their league :)

[desert saddle]

good news is we are still first and Sevilla dropped points

[still pagoda]

Hakimis agent said his dream is to return to Madrid one day but he has another 5 years left on his contract and Leonardiban will ask 100M for him

[thin ivy]

He assisted karim

[grave glen]

Where will Tito get the 100M in this economy ?!?!

[graceful musk]

PSG also didn't have koeman coaching them at the start nor did they have bartomeu for things to go downhill though

[grave glen]

And pay Mbappés salary?!?!

[thin ivy]

Sevilla shouldnt drop points, that wpuld give barca space to squeeze in to 2nd

[grave glen]

He’s going to United or staying at Ajax

[thin ivy]

Sevilla dropping points is bad for us

[graceful musk]

PSG also don't have Xavi now and great youngsters motivated to play for their club though

[desert saddle]

if we grab Poch, fuck sake

[thin ivy]

We need someone to gatekeep that 2nd spot

[desert saddle]

their philosophy is different

they wanna make their own version of Galacticos

[still pagoda]

Sevilla vs Barca postponed 🙏

[grave glen]

Did you reply to your own message

[thin ivy]

Poch is as shit as koeman honestly.

[grave glen]

Poch did a great job at Spurs

[desert saddle]

we gonna grab Poch or keep Carlo

[grave glen]

His situation at PSG is very complicated

[graceful musk]

it was a way of continuing my message without making it look like it was an essay

[desert saddle]

warra trophy for Poch

[thin ivy]

And so did koeman at ajax

[grave glen]

I would like to see Poch given a proper chance at a club that doesn’t encourage player power

[grave glen]

Spurs is a much harder job

[graceful musk]

nah idts i think PSG play lazily
see their games honestly
this Monaco game was frustrating to watch

[thin ivy]

He already did with spurs and he bottled it

[grave glen]

The players do what they want at PSG

He didn’t bottle it he just managed Spurs

[desert saddle]

yeah you cant do that at Real Madrid

[graceful musk]

they don't wanna play for the club they just want the money

[grave glen]

Yes agreed

With both of you

[desert saddle]

Mbappe alone wont solve our issues

we need more

[grave glen]

So we can’t put it all on Poch

[graceful musk]

y'all need a young heart of midfield

[grave glen]

Hell even their owners are immature

[desert saddle]

we have tools for that

[graceful musk]

cama isn't a heart

[grave glen]

Their owners were trying to fight RMA staff and refs

[desert saddle]

Valverde, Camavinga, and probably Tchouameni

but we have a coach that keeps using KCM

[graceful musk]

nah none of them are as influential as Kroos or modric

need someone who controls the game

[grave glen]

Valverde is goated

Good box to box player

[graceful musk]

like barca have my guy de jong

city got de bruyne

[grave glen]

And Chelsea has Kante

And atletico have de paul

[graceful musk]

arsenal now have Odegaard

[grave glen]

Madrid needs their own De

[graceful musk]

yeah

u get the memo

[grave glen]

And United have

Imagine putting Kanté and KDB side by side

[graceful musk]

fred

[grave glen]

Lmfaoo

[grave glen]

McFred

[graceful musk]

and pedri with them

goated

[grave glen]

🔥 Mcfred 🔥

[graceful musk]

fred is 10 time ballon d'or winner

[thin ivy]

Wonder wholl win ballon dor this ssn

[desert saddle]

Real Madrid can get new midfielders

[thin ivy]

Its not messi or ronaldo for sure

[desert saddle]

but its not just getting them

its using them

and we wont with this coach

he will keep using KCM

[grave glen]

Prolly will have to do with World Cup I guess

[thin ivy]

We need an overhaul

[grave glen]

Fuck that fuck shit world cup

[desert saddle]

we need a complete overhaul

[grave glen]

Boycott QATAR

[thin ivy]

Idk what nacho was on that game

Never seen him play that bad

Same for alaba

[grave glen]

Ousmane Dembélé just felt like ordering Nachos that day

Completely at his mercy

[thin ivy]

This season sure

Last season he was way ahead of pique

Crazy how things change

[grave glen]

Yeah Nacho has his moments

He was doing okay at the start of the season

[thin ivy]

Considering pique used to be a good cb it is

[grave glen]

Crazy how they are shitting on Militao too aswell

Éder was unironically the best defender in La Liga the first half of the szn

[ripe plover]

Youre making it sound like piqué isn’t having a questionable season either

[thin ivy]

Everyones been gettimg shit on. Its like that after you concede 4 to a club you been dominating for 2 years

[thin ivy]

Honestly hes been solid this season.

[ripe plover]

The majority of the season so far he’s been rather appalling

I guess people forget about it since the last month Barcelona has been good

[thin ivy]

It just feels worse cus we conceded 2 from a fuckinh ex arsenal player

[ripe plover]

How long are youreferring to then. Barcelona were shambles till they got an entire new attacking line this winter

[grave glen]

I like Araujo

Banger player

Good in the air

[brave spade]

i can say now that i have somehow woken up from sunday's misery XD

[graceful musk]

fred

[compact siren]

Me watching El Clásico:
https://youtu.be/aeZ16DZR3sg

[toxic hinge]

MISSING🚨 MISSING🚨
Name: Tapinicius Penior
Last found: Inside Araujo's pocket Possible locations: Penalty Spot, Laying down on floor

[charred wadi]

when u think ur funny🤡

[toxic hinge]

MISSING🚨 MISSING🚨
Name: Tapinicius Penior
Last found: Inside Araujo's pocket Possible locations: Penalty Spot, Laying down on floor

[charred wadi]

i already read it

[sacred sorrel]

he wasn't particularly bad, obviously not a good performance but it was mostly cus the whole backline fell into chaos

Real really are a jenga tower aren't they?

only gotta take a couple of their pieces away and they fucking collapse

[pulsar sundial]

not rlly

we were already fucked before the match even started

[sacred sorrel]

they specially don't have good backups for the defense

the midfield subs are pretty good

but the subs in offense are also lacking

specially for Benzema, their best option is Jovic and that man constantly ghosts

Ancelloti really didn't wanna play him against Barca

man would rather do, whatever this is 💀💀

@charred wadi also i heard that there's a big chance of Raphinha going to Barca in july

[grave glen]

And that tactic and formation is giving Barcelona a false sense of security

[sand gate]

Anyone watching

Womens champions league rn ?

[grave glen]

No

Women’s football is boring to me

[slender olive]

It’s not like this was out of the blue

We’ve been steadily building up to something like this for a while now

And that is why we aren’t worried it’s a one time thing

Because we’ve been building up to it

admit it, you’re just a PL fanboy who wants the PL to be the best league itw and hates everyone else and disregards every single other league

Historically PL is trash compared to Laliga

The sooner you accept that the better

[final thicket]

Well thats why we are getting mbappe and potentially haaland

[final thicket]

Better than ansu fat-i

[grave glen]

4-0

[grave glen]

Lol you wish

[final thicket]

I mean we are getting mbappe for sure i dont have to wish for that

And 4-0 is only one game we are in ucl quarters and winning la liga unlike some

[slender olive]

Dude stop

[slender olive]

Doubt haaland

[final thicket]

Its doubtful but as i already said we are getting mbappe almost for sure

[slender olive]

Most likely ya

[grave glen]

No

[grave glen]

And also false I hold no biasness.

[grave glen]

But not Haaland

[slender olive]

Yeah right

[tardy eagle]

I already miss Simeone ball

[final thicket]

Still if mbappe plays as expexlcted we will be back to winning ways and contend for ucl in the coming years

[toxic hinge]

Cholismo🤝Xavineta

Better ball than fatchelotti ball 😹😹😹

[grave glen]

Ok

[sand gate]

🚨Julian Nagelsmann in 2021: “Yes, it is true that I had a phone call with Jose Angel Sanchez. I think I made the right decision to reject at the time. Real Madrid are one of the biggest clubs in Europe, but if they call me in the future, maybe the decision would be different.”

[plain elbow]

Mallorca have sacked Luis Garcia Plaza.

He’s rumored to be replaced by Javier Aguirre, Mexican manager with ample experience with coaching in Spain.

[desert saddle]

Not hard

Zizouball is needed

[grave glen]

Zidane was so good

[sand gate]

yeh

[grave glen]

Under appreciated as well

[desert saddle]

Zidane was great

Hope his haters realize how important he was for us

@grave glen y’all gonna smack us I cannot lie

If Carlo got smacked by xavi

I don’t wanna imagine what will happen vs Tuchel

[grave glen]

Ancelotti will adjust his tactics I expect about the same as last year

[pulsar sundial]

yeah but this time vini won’t be playing as a rb

lol

[slender olive]

https://twitter.com/maqwelll/status/1506364522759610379

Maxwell (@maqwelll)

the next video is about Xavi's miracle workings. you can all stop messaging me now

Twitter · Mar 22, 2022, 8:17 PM

VAMOS

[normal idol]

how easy is it for people to forget the bigger picture

[slender olive]

wut

[normal idol]

you know what i mean
i mean i understand what a derby victory is

and you have every right to be happy

[slender olive]

Sigh let us celebrate

Also it’s not a derby

[normal idol]

yes

rivalry

[slender olive]

It’s literally the biggest rivalry in football

[normal idol]

no

but

ok

[slender olive]

It is….

[grave glen]

It is

Name a bigger rivalry in football @normal idol

[normal idol]

y'all will call me deluded

but i could easily go with lazio roma

[grave glen]

Lmaoo

Barca vs Real is the biggest rivalry in football world and only deluded fans disagree

A lot of ppl saying if we couldn’t beat Barca how could we beat chel

I mean it’s football, a different day would be a different outcome. We could beat city rn and literally lose to Norwich tmr

[grave glen]

Agreed

[normal idol]

but this doesnt change the fact that barca fans dont turn up when their team doesnt play well

https://www.football-espana.net/2021/10/18/barcelona-attendance-la-liga-clasico

100% attendance was allowed, half of that came 🤣

[grave glen]

They literally played osasuna and galatsary, who would pay to watch them?

And also because of this Covid situation, many people feel reluctant to go to games

[toxic hinge]

mfs finding every way to hate Barca

[grave glen]

True

[normal idol]

who would pay to watch

exact, exact definition of a fwf

[grave glen]

No one wants to watch osasuna bruh

Everyone knows Barca will smash them

[normal idol]

XDDD

[grave glen]

What’s an epl fan doing here anyways

[normal idol]

??

ik much more about la liga than you do fam

[grave glen]

Sure you do “fam”

[normal idol]

bruh

do you even know what primera rfef is

[grave glen]

So you wanna quiz me now lol?

[normal idol]

come to #865394279161004063

thats best

[toxic hinge]

Pest Pam fan

[grave glen]

I ain’t got to prove anything to you lol

[normal idol]

spurs fan for life, just lost a bet as sevilla lost to west ham

[grave glen]

Spurs fan, even worse Lmaoo

How many trophies has your club won?

[fading ember]

What’s that got to do with anything

[grave glen]

He shouldn’t have the right to speak about Barca when his club has 0 trophies lol

Barca > spurs

Why he hating?

[fading ember]

So people who support small clubs or clubs with less trophies aren’t allowed to have football opinions?

[fading ember]

He is no where hating

[grave glen]

No 💀

[fading ember]

What he is saying is true

Barcelona’s attendance does drop

When the team’s form is down

[toxic hinge]

good reasons

Covid is still around tbf

[grave glen]

That’s what I was saying

[fading ember]

This has been happening even before since covid

Since 17-18 season

[toxic hinge]

man is just a attendance drop ffs

[grave glen]

💀

[fading ember]

It’s not “just”
It is a issue obviously

[grave glen]

They just wanna diss Barca so bad

[fading ember]

True mate
I definitely want to diss my own club.

[toxic hinge]

We’re still getting tons of fans in the Camp nou

[grave glen]

Didn’t know you supported Barca mate. I can’t read minds

[toxic hinge]

76K we got in the Atletico game

[toxic hinge]

He has Ferran pfp

[grave glen]

We literally have one of the biggest stadiums in terms of capacity lol, Ofc we can’t fill it up always

[red knot]

What game?

Osasuna?

[grave glen]

Probably osasuna lol

[normal idol]

valencia probably

[fading ember]

Yeah I have a ferran pfp and Barcelona role because I am a Madridista innit.

[grave glen]

💀

[red knot]

Mf nobody cares about Osasuna

Ofc it’s empty

[normal idol]

its valencia mfs

[grave glen]

Ok I am sorry

[normal idol]

lol

[red knot]

Valencia was a month ago

Wtf

[grave glen]

True dat

[normal idol]

tell me no one cares about vcf either

[toxic hinge]

First match

Which was like 3-4 months ago

[red knot]

First match??

Why you posting that 💀

[grave glen]

He’s got some serious issues.. oh wait he’s a spurs fan. I feel sorry for him

[red knot]

Egg

I don’t blame them for not watching koeman

[grave glen]

Now we got Xavi ball 💪

[normal idol]

did you know? nuno has been our worst coach in recent history

watford home still has attendance

57,000 out of 62,062

"I dont blame them for not watching Nuno"

"I dont expect them to pay for Watford"

[grave glen]

Did you know? The last time Spurs won an actual trophy was 14 years ago

[normal idol]

can you recommend me a book that correlates fans and trophies won?

thanks

(i like reading informative books)

[grave glen]

Barca has a bigger fanbase than spurs. Even Madrid fans would agree

It’s a fact

[red knot]

Wasn’t that

Like

When spurs were doing good??

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/deez-ha-got-heem-got-em-got-him-gif-4824899

[red knot]

You guys beat city ofc the fans were tuning in

[normal idol]

awww really?

[normal idol]

wonder why they sung "You havent got a clue" then

[grave glen]

Yea baby

[normal idol]

were you too blind to see anti nuno banners?

[red knot]

I mean

They tuned in the stadium

Isn’t that what this is all about

Attendance

[grave glen]

Coolfer be spittin facts

[normal idol]

just a s4econd, i actually read a book about barca

i need to find the page

where gary lineker(a former barca player)

commented

the camera quality is shit

but still ill put it

🙏🏻

[grave glen]

Get a life mate

Go touch some grass

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jordan-stop-it-get-some-help-gif-10812582

[normal idol]

i mean

ik you probably dont know how to read

but this is a literal book

and this is not about touching grass

[slender olive]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_GLRfV2ue8

[red knot]

🚬

[vital kernel]

Bro did ferran dirty

[slender olive]

https://mobile.twitter.com/totalBarca/status/1506329251988922369?cxt=HHwWgoCjuamex-cpAAAA

total Barça (@totalBarca)

"Real Madrid are surprised by the 'excessive' celebration of Barça's win at the Bernabéu."

Likes

4838

Retweets

422

Twitter · Mar 22, 2022, 5:57 PM

https://mobile.twitter.com/totalBarca/status/1506161482337165316?cxt=HHwWiICpkez4-uYpAAAA

total Barça (@totalBarca)

Courtois:

"After the break, we were sure we could turn the match around. And within 10 seconds of the restart, I had to face Ferran 1-on-1."

Likes

6333

Retweets

255

Twitter · Mar 22, 2022, 6:50 AM

[still pagoda]

celebrating a trophy is superior to celebrating 3 points dont you think

[spring crag]

i hope villarreal doesnt lose to levante
and i hope we get atleast europa league

[kind crescent]

anyways

wtf is this barca https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBd3L_n1vzA

there goes their winning streak

[frank robin]

lol

[grave glen]

Cringe asf

[torn ermine]

exactly 💀

[honest umbra]

why is a tiktoker turning up at barca games

[warm delta]

TikTok

[warm delta]

To get views and more influence

Barça fans are easy to get

Ok I'm done with the taunts

[honest umbra]

i thought her target audience was hormonal adolescents

[warm delta]

And ?

[honest umbra]

not footy fans

[warm delta]

I don't why she would go then

Ok I'm really done now

[runic cipher]

Barca don’t need to get TikTokers for more views/influence. Barcelona’s name alone is enough lmao

[frank robin]

lmao

[sinful roost]

average 12 year old:

"TOUCH GRASS HAHAHAH"

literally shut up

[grave glen]

We have a bigger fan base than y’all

[sinful roost]

[warm delta]

We're talking about the influencer here 💀

Not Barça

[dark yacht]

@normal idol

[normal idol]

yes

what

happened

do you want me to comment on her looks or what

ok i'll tell you then

she isnt particularly good looking

do people find her good looking?

[runic cipher]

So am I. And I’m saying Barca doesn’t need no bs influencer for more “views” like you said

[still pagoda]

Bale, Isco and Marcelo's confirmed departures frees up around 60M€ wages per year

Hopefully Hazard leaves too

[worldly beacon]

Oh

[still pagoda]

Alot of other players have to leave too

Jovic Mariano ceballos Vallejo

[thin ivy]

Real would never lmaoooo

[thin ivy]

Its a trophy win lmao Barca just got 3 points off us

Cules are acting like they won a treble.

[gloomy badger]

Still it's el clasico

That matters

It's not all about points and table

[worldly knoll]

Ask her the name of the team then

[thin ivy]

Yeah but you guys are overhyping it too much. These last 2 years when you didnt beat us we didn't hype it like this.

It was a great game for barca but as papa perez said, tranquilo

lol

[grave glen]

[gloomy badger]

Nah I'm Atleti fan and I'm just saying that el clasico matters no matter how good ur on the table, I'm not over hyping anything, it just shows how good barca really are

[grave glen]

It's funnier when we take into account that we struggled against a 11th place turkish league side

[chrome slate]

^this tbh

[thin ivy]

Fair but again 2 years of dominating clasicos and no one said how good we were lol it was just "barca is playing like shit therefore real keeps on winning"

I'd 100% fully respect Xaviball if he makes it to the Europa finals and takes top spot from us which he still can. Until then, imo we just had really shit tactics that game.

If we had played an alternate 433 like zidane did last season we wouldve had better chances. iirc he put valverde rw and modric as st it was weird but shit worked

Idk what carlo was thinking playing a fucking 424 offense and a 451 defense

i havent seen anyone use any of those ever

[gloomy badger]

Fair enough, i never disrespected those 2 years of real winning, maybe some barca fans did, but it's kinda different because real were supposed to win easily this year, bcs they have 12 points more, and this clasico just proves that real is one man team, and that's not good for them

[gloomy badger]

Bro tell me more about shit lineups Simeone sometimes plays 5-3-2 and that irritates me, especially when he plays carrasco as a fucking rb

[thin ivy]

Its been a problem ever since BBC crumbled imo. Bale injured, Ronaldo gone. We relied too much on Benzema for offense since Vini has only been producing recently. Ramos for defense too. When he was injured before our defenders would play so dumb. We can still win the league but we can't afford to lose any more points, even to a draw.

[gloomy badger]

Nah u winning the league easily, but u need to be more concerned about next year

[thin ivy]

But that's his natural game though. He'd spam players on mid or defense but still make it work. I mean you guys won the league last season like this lol.

[gloomy badger]

We didn't play like that all the time, i personally like his 4-4-2 formation more

[frank robin]

lmao

[gloomy badger]

We almost bottled it too

[thin ivy]

Depends if Sevilla slips and Atletico keeps on sleeping. I don't want any of these two to drop points bc at this point barca is charging up front pretty hard and its a concern.

[frank robin]

his 3-5-2 and 4-4-2 are good

[gloomy badger]

True, but 5-3-2?

[thin ivy]

We wouldve won if you correa and suarez hadn't goated on that last game lmao. I watched it and I was pissed. Great game though

[frank robin]

5-3-2 has worked in certain instances, but mostly its just simeone throwing everyone to defense

[gloomy badger]

Yeah i was so happy that we won, and the fact that it was so close, made me more happy

[frank robin]

last szn?

that game against vallodolid was not good for my mental health

[gloomy badger]

3-5-2 and 4-4-2 are goated, i wish he just keeps playing that

[frank robin]

when they scored i almost died

[gloomy badger]

Fr i almost had a heart attack

[frank robin]

ikr

after suarez scored i was a very happy person

[gloomy badger]

My life was complete

[frank robin]

lol

my life will be complete when we win ucl

[gloomy badger]

I would kill for Atleti to have 1 ucl, only 1

[thin ivy]

CLs have been rough on us too. Imagine thrashing a team you haven't beaten in 2 years only to be paired with the fucking CL winners last season for the quarter finals lmaoooo

[frank robin]

ikr

[thin ivy]

I can't tranquilo honestly

[frank robin]

i think real will beat chelsea honestly

[gloomy badger]

U were unlucky with the draw, but we were more unlucky

[frank robin]

ikr

[gloomy badger]

I still have hope

[thin ivy]

Who did atletico get

[gloomy badger]

But that game is only on cholo

[frank robin]

our entire squad will have to play the game of their lives if we are to win that game

[gloomy badger]

City

[gloomy badger]

That's mostly on cholo he needs to do something special there

[frank robin]

or man city will have to fraud, like they always do in ucl

[thin ivy]

If we shithouse and settle for a draw first leg (hopefully away) and start working second leg we could I guess we can beat them, not with the current morale doe.

[frank robin]

yh, he needs to do something like against bayern years ago

[frank robin]

remember, chelsea also have morale problem

u guys lost a game 4-0, they dont have an owner

[thin ivy]

Fuck city. I hate them more than PSG.

[gloomy badger]

Don't remind me of our 2016 ucl run for nothing

[gloomy badger]

Me too

[frank robin]

lel

i could see real madrid go on a poor run of form after this game

and almost bottle the title

[thin ivy]

Abramovich selling the club shouldnt affect team morale so much. They prolly still have that UCL buzz from last season they'll use every drop of it to run us over.

[gloomy badger]

Yeah but they can't bottle it completely

[thin ivy]

If Carlo still doesn't rotate, we'll be bottle it for sure.

[frank robin]

hmm

[frank robin]

yh defo

its very un-real madrid like to bottle the league after being this far ahead

[thin ivy]

We bottled last season lmao

[gloomy badger]

Imagine Sevilla wuns it

[thin ivy]

Still better than Barca, I wouldnt even be mad.

[frank robin]

that would be crazy

if sevilla come closer to the title than us this szn, i will be cheering for them

[thin ivy]

I like watching sevilla I just dont understand why they signed martial of all people

[gloomy badger]

Cus we can't, i don't like barca, nor real so there the only one i want to win

[frank robin]

lol

also, i like sevilla

except when they stole rafa mir

that was bad

[thin ivy]

from wolverhampton? lol

[frank robin]

nah

at the start of the szn

we almost signed him

like he was about to do the medical

and suddenly he was at sevilla

[thin ivy]

does atletico even need new players

[frank robin]

kinda

we need a new defender and a new attacker

we are looking at a new gk as well

vlachodimos from benfica is linked to us

[thin ivy]

damn yall getting rid of jan

[frank robin]

he is linked to newcastle 😭

among some other prem teams

he also wants a prem move

but i think he will stay

and suarez is leaving at the end of this season mostl ikely

probably felix as well

so new attacker

maybe simeone or martinez

[thin ivy]

im not surprised, theyre paying players quite a lot. they already got trippier lmao

[frank robin]

and we need a proper world class defender

like bastoni or someone

[frank robin]

yh

[thin ivy]

call godin back lol

hes in serie a

[frank robin]

lmao

[thin ivy]

goat defender

[frank robin]

godin is actually still a decent defender

he is like 36 or smth

[frank robin]

they bid for suarez in january as well

[thin ivy]

idk apparently he's in brazil now. Thought he was still in cagliari

[thin ivy]

Damn arab money

They can build whatever dream team/galacticos they want but they'll always bottle the UCL lmao

[frank robin]

i think he moved in january, coz he was at cagliari at the start of the season

[thin ivy]

he was yeah

[frank robin]

lol

oil teams will never win ucl

i hope at least

[thin ivy]

They won't. We already knocked PSG out. City will most likely bottle in the semis or final.

Man it would be so boring if it'll be another prem vs prem UCL final 🤮

Cant say i like prem

[gloomy badger]

Fr i hate prem

[thin ivy]

They always got some drama going on. And the pundits... Don't get me started lol

[runic cipher]

Shows the quality of the Prem tbh

[thin ivy]

True but both chelsea and city went way overboard their spending limit if I remember correctly. If these clubs can buy whoever they want for whatever price, its kind of expected theyd reach finals imo

If they've only kept to UEFA's spending limit i doubt theyd get this far

[normal idol]

felix correa griezmann be like

[frank robin]

felix might leave

[normal idol]

why

[frank robin]

and grizzy is inconsistent

[frank robin]

idk why, he was looking at a prem move last time i checked

[chrome slate]

liverpool was it?

[normal idol]

oof

big f for patetico de mandril

[frank robin]

arsenal 💀

[frank robin]

what?

[normal idol]

translation: pathetic of chuck

[chrome slate]

atm are better than them, quality and feeling wise

[frank robin]

yh

[thin ivy]

Arsenal has been making a comeback though. Barca vibes 😆

They sit at a surprising top 4 spot

[grave glen]

Yeah i’m happy for em

I grew up with late 00s Arsenal

Hope they can go back at being a CL team

Way more likable than United or City

[frank robin]

i actually loved that invincible team

[grave glen]

Atlético board is for now looking at four positions mainly, a Suárez replacement (not necessarily a 9 though, strong rumours about Dybala coming)
some midfielders, preferable of defensive and holding profile (herrera is leaving, Boubakar Camara and Sergi Roberto has been rumoured, Campaña aswell apparently as loan)
A right back to replace trippier, with offensive profile, (Sergi Roberto was rumoured for both positions and Emerson Royal been rumoured)
And a reliable centerback, cause josema and savic get too much injured (D Garcia, Azpi and Attila szalai rumoured)

They’re saving for attacking and CM position apparently

[frank robin]

yh, this

we are heavily linked with sergi roberto

[grave glen]

Yup

He can both be put at RB, RWB or CM

which is prolly what cholo likes about him

I’m unsure

But I trust cholo

[frank robin]

exactly

we need a player like him

wass is injured

[grave glen]

He has started training now, hopefully he can be back soon

But ye wass was emergency solution

Lad is 32

[frank robin]

ikr

he was only to see out the rest of the szn

that new rienildo guys looks promising ngl

[grave glen]

Yessir

His solidity at the back enables a full attacking Lodi

[worldly beacon]

Dybala would be good

[grave glen]

Love it

Sergi Roberto could also be there so that Llorente can go all out offensively

[grave glen]

Well, he’d come on a free transfer

But he’d also be asking a shitton of money for his wages

Not sure about that..

[frank robin]

yh

[grave glen]

And having so much firepower already, is he necessary?

[worldly beacon]

Yeah do u have money

[grave glen]

Cerezo and Gil can pay it sure

[frank robin]

what about simeone, he can move to atleti, and not expensive

[grave glen]

Yeah Gio has been rumoured too aswell

[frank robin]

yh

but apparently he has problems with his dad or smth

idk

[grave glen]

I’m not too fond of the idea of having cholo’s son in the squad on a important role tbh

Sure, giuliano is in the youth team, but he has zero influence on the team

Giovanni coming with 26 yrs and for first squad is different

[frank robin]

i dont think gio will be in first team as soon as he comes

we still have better attackers

[grave glen]

yeah I agree with that, I meant in the first squad as opposite to being on youth team like Giuli

Fully agree that he’d have to earn his spot, against Joao, Correa, Cunha and Griezi

[frank robin]

yh

i see what u mean ig

[storm dock]

Why you don't want to have Giovanni somenoe on the team ?

[compact siren]

Which is easier: lose el Clasico 0-4 or beat Chelsea

[wraith mist]

yall think youll defeat chelsea?

[compact siren]

For this incredible opportunity, I would like to thank the British Government.

[thin ivy]

Idk how we can beat chelsea at this point lmao we need goatzema back at his goating activities

smh this shit is like 2019 when ramos couldnt play and the whole team crumbles

[bitter hemlock]

i was having a good day, till i saw that barca post abt addison rae 💀

f-

[thin ivy]

Memalona FC

[wooden forum]

Hii

[south night]

https://twitter.com/Inter_en/status/1506644451795554309 mudded

Inter 🏆🇮🇹 (@Inter_en)

✍️ | RENEWAL

@brozocrypto signs a new deal with Inter until 2026 🖤💙🇭🇷

👉 https://t.co/QaqBvHoeO5

#Brozovic2026

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Twitter · Mar 23, 2022, 2:50 PM

[grave glen]

It’s possible to beat Chelsea

United wanna buy Araujo for 33 mil 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[slender olive]

We better renew him quick

[grave glen]

We'll renew his contract soon but nevertheless I don't think he wants to leave Barça, especially for that clapped team lol

[slender olive]

ikr

L post

[warm delta]

To bring a new public

New viewers

New Barça fans

And the influencer will never say no

She gets new viewers

[thin ivy]

adison rae's followers=new barca fans

damn thats a new low lmao

soccercirclejerk gonna have a hayday on that

[warm delta]

😭

Prepare to see the same thing in every club

In ~5 years

[thin ivy]

real madrid wont fall into that lol

we have nadal and others to promote us

perez dont need hoes

[slender olive]

Does addison even know any of the Barca players

[thin ivy]

she looks like she doesnt know anything lmaoo

https://tenor.com/view/addison-rae-addison-rae-easterling-tiktok-dancing-gif-17603186

ms barcelona

[slender olive]

If she did I would somewhat support that decision

but she doesn’t

[warm delta]

She don't need to

[slender olive]

I know

But it’s stupid

Probably spent the entire game doing tiktok dances

Instead of watching

[thin ivy]

posted the clip on circlejerk instant downvote lol i guess there are some barca fans who like this shit

[warm delta]

Barça probably don't care tbh

[slender olive]

;-;

Are we more than a club

Or

Not

[warm delta]

Don't ask my president, he doesn't know

[gloomy badger]

@grave glen bro why's no one talking about how good reinildo is

[grave glen]

People are weary I guess

He’s still have things to prove

But I agree with you I’m really impressed so far

His defensive solidity enables us to use Renan Lodi purely on an offensive role

Perfect partnership

[gloomy badger]

He's a wall and that's cholo's favorite thing

[grave glen]

[blissful ruin]

dybala to barca ?

[grave glen]

Nah

[grave glen]

No

He’s not that good

I’d rather have Messi back

[toxic hinge]

La Joya should not come to Barca

[grave glen]

Who tf is la joya

[toxic hinge]

Dybala

That’s what they called him

La Joya

[stoic jacinth]

No 😂

[mild charm]

Here we have a rare Pini spotted. He ghosted the entire match but was seen in this picture. He was last spotted however in Araujo's pocket

[tropic dome]

Booty

[high oxide]

booy

[still pagoda]

She probably was paid for it

[still pagoda]

Where was Araujo when Barca could've gone through to win a final

[thin ivy]

Thats the best part

[icy jolt]

Hi @grave glen

[grave glen]

Hi Fred!

[normal idol]

pretty sure pirmera rfef games will be there

[normal idol]

thats the worst think ive seen today

[slender olive]

Nice pfp

[grave glen]

Thanks!!

[slender olive]

i actually made one of those in art

[grave glen]

That's incredible

Such an artist!

[slender olive]

thanks lol

its like

a

print

u put ink on it and then press it down on paper so that the image appears on it

[grave glen]

Ohh okay I think I know what it is

[slender olive]

yh

[grave glen]

I'm an artist myself

Well

I try haha

[slender olive]

HAHAH same

idk well im an artist on multiple fronts lol

[grave glen]

3D Artist here

[slender olive]

Uhh

Pianist, drawer, (starting) to compose, minecraft builder

do those count?

Also wrong channel for this i think

[slender olive]

how does that work

[grave glen]

With a lot of effort haha, jk jk, I use a lot of different programs

And I'm a student

[slender olive]

Same lol

dude fr wrong channel for this tho

we can dm or move to off topic or whatever if u wanna continue this

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/InfiniteMadrid/status/1506317602049638400?t=Y_ck4gvIMjSgDqii0VJOsg&s=19

Infinite Madrid (@InfiniteMadrid)

🇷🇸 Carlo Ancelotti is very disappointed with Jović's attitude so far. Even the Serbian's teammates are not pleased with his level that's required to be able to fight for a place in the team. He's not noticeable in the locker room either, he's a ghost. @marca

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1965

Twitter · Mar 22, 2022, 5:11 PM

People wanted Zidane out for not playing Jovic 😂

[icy jolt]

@unique elm This your idol?

[sharp yew]

it’s okay cause his Summer Heat card was fire

[amber garden]

5 goals against fortuna fooled everyone

my nan can score 5 goals against fortuna

[icy jolt]

*6

[amber garden]

6?

he scored 6

?

nope

[slender olive]

f2vi

[worldly beacon]

😭 😭 boy needs a confidence

[slender olive]

https://twitter.com/BarcaUniversal/status/1506896348158828547

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal)

Barcelona have signed Noussair Mazraoui.

— @sport

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3861

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218

Twitter · Mar 24, 2022, 7:31 AM

wat

if this is true

pog

[grave glen]

Barcelona in 2021: “Barcelona close to bankruptcy”

Barcelona in 2022: “We buy everyone”

Sus

[amber garden]

not buy

free transfers fc

[grave glen]

I guess

Them salaries though

Either way, great signing if true

Barcelona really need a RB

Roberto js leaving, Dest is crap and Dani Alves is there for the squads spirits sake rather than a solutuon

[charred wadi]

oof he got muted

[charred wadi]

”BarcaUniversal” why would you trust that source?

[chrome slate]

sport is the source, technically

I would not

[frank robin]

next hakimi

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/1506828397334437894?t=X_6Bi-c_qFVG7QeqncqnZw&s=19

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona)

💪 Working hard to come back, @SergiRoberto10

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3188

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128

▶ Play video

Twitter · Mar 24, 2022, 3:01 AM

https://tenor.com/view/josémourinho-portuguais-coach-real-madrid-victoire-gif-12469557

I've seen sergi Roberto coming back from injury after an international break with Barca being on unbeaten streak before

[grave glen]

[charred wadi]

either way stupid to trust unless fabrizio says so😎🤙

[sinful roost]

do y'all think barca is winning laliga?

I don't think that, but they'll get 2nd place

unless if Real Madrid just completely mentally collapses and starts bottling it

[frank robin]

real are winning

easily

[vital kernel]

Real betis

[charred wadi]

Why would Barca buy raphina

Makes no sense he doesnt fit anywhere does he

[spice sun]

?

Dembele is leaving, there is no RW

Adama may leave too

[thin ivy]

I don't blame him he never gets to play

and whenever benzema is injured he doesn't get played either

[thin ivy]

spotify money i guess

[spice sun]

Free transfer

[grave glen]

The best La Liga player of all time was Ronaldo

[fading ember]

Ok cool

[grave glen]

Ok cool (2)

The best La Liga player of all time was Ronaldo

[spice sun]

(Won 2 Liga in 9 years lol)

[ember ruin]

factos

the real ronaldo btw

[spice sun]

R9

[ember ruin]

*CR7

[charred wadi]

even as a real madrid fan i can say without certainty that messi was in fact the greatest player in la liga ever

[worldly beacon]

😂😂😂😂

[worldly beacon]

L

[worldly beacon]

Own fraud

[worldly beacon]

W + own that tinpot club fan

[hearty sigil]

he was great, but I dont think all time

[ember ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-ronaldo-footballer-blah-blah-keep-talking-gif-17845757

[ember ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/882966304011747388.gif?size=160&quality=lossless

[fading ember]

Sunny & Useless during Mafia:😊
Sunny & Useless during Pessi/Pendu Debates:🤬

[ember ruin]

so true

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/c_e_joseff/status/1507000750936842244?t=qL6575Gs0-BInZViHPa_yw&s=19

Chukwuemeka (@c_e_joseff)

@MadridXtra @MarioCortegana He needs to stay. This man has the potential to help Vini grow a lot and he can help the club greatly. If Ancelotti continues to bench him, bring a manager that will see his worth.

Twitter · Mar 24, 2022, 2:25 PM

Wow this is delusional

600k/week to help Vini grow

Man should help himself first

[prime gust]

this should be framed

[chrome slate]

[chrome slate]

bruh

[charred wadi]

?

[worldly beacon]

Hahahah yes

[worldly beacon]

Tinpot i mean Chelsea

[bleak swallow]

https://twitter.com/hadrien_grenier/status/1507124350960418824?s=21

Hadrien Grenier (@hadrien_grenier)

🚨 Le FC Barcelone est intéressé par Kylian Mbappé 🇫🇷 ! Le joueur du PSG n’a pas fermé la porte. Il est prêt à écouter, preuve qu’il n’a pas encore tranché sur la question de son avenir.

(L’ÉQUIPE – José Barroso)

Twitter · Mar 24, 2022, 10:37 PM

Bruh imagine lmaoo

:KEKW:

That would make madrid hate him till the day he dies

https://twitter.com/psgcommunity_/status/1507124603696697350?s=21

PSG COMMUNITY (@psgcommunity_)

🔴Le FC Barcelone est entré dans la danse pour la signature de Kylian Mbappé🇫🇷. Le barca souhaiterait que Xavi rencontre le joueur.

(Via @lequipe )

Twitter · Mar 24, 2022, 10:38 PM

Well damn its true wtf

@chrome slate

[sacred sorrel]

aren't Barcelona already going after Raphinha?

[late kernel]

WHATTTT

[bleak swallow]

@fading ember

[late kernel]

LMAOO WHATTT

[bleak swallow]

I know right

That’s crazy

[sacred sorrel]

out of nowhere they'd decide to go after Mbappe, doesn't make much sense to me

[bleak swallow]

Imagine

[late kernel]

Man Madrid will be pissed more than ever

[slender olive]

…what

The

FUCK

😭😭😭😭

FAM THIS IS JOKES

Alfredo di stefano all over again

[late kernel]

Is this April fools day already lol

[grave glen]

whenever barcelona try getting a psg player bad shit happens

[slender olive]

Imagine lol

Imagine it happens

[grave glen]

they tried to get verrati, psg robbed them neymar

[slender olive]

Mcfrappe

[slender olive]

And Neymar turned out to be a dive merchant so idc

[grave glen]

and ur club dived into disaster

and CL embarassment

sold suarez for pennies

just saying

[slender olive]

yeah that was bartomeu

Tho

[grave glen]

trying to get mbappe, and psg will rob you gavi

[lament agate]

its banter

[grave glen]

or similar

[lament agate]

dont take the bait

[grave glen]

🧽

[grave glen]

yeah

trust in Laporta

he is very good at what he does

[worldly beacon]

Messi can play for Spain and Italy but choose Argentina what agoat

[fading ember]

Bro are they celebrating april fools early

[slender olive]

https://mobile.twitter.com/MUFCJaack/status/1507124920551157760

Jack (@MUFCJaack)

🚨🔴🔵| BREAKING NEWS: FC Barcelona are seriously considering signing Kylian Mbappe this summer. They understand the enormity of needing to steer away the french talent from his Real Madrid dream. Xavi has something in mind. They are looking at options. 👀 #FCBarcelona #Mbappe

Twitter · Mar 24, 2022, 10:39 PM

https://mobile.twitter.com/MUFCJaack/status/1507126441892368393

Jack (@MUFCJaack)

🚨🔵| Xavi wants to bring a superstar to Camp Nou this summer. The feeling is that #FCB dream about a Lionel Messi return, however the club believe Kylian Mbappe could be a more long term option. Both are a possibility. 🇫🇷🇦🇷 #Messi #Mbappe #PSG

Twitter · Mar 24, 2022, 10:45 PM

What the heck

If we have one thing going for us it’s that we beat Madrid at the bernabeu

That might make him hesitant about moving there

Other than that

[plain elbow]

L’Equipe and their rubbish. I cba….

[slender olive]

I don’t really see much stock in this

[worldly beacon]

Xavi 🐐 🐐 🐐

[grave glen]

messi and mbappe?

whole lotta smoke man

[slender olive]

But if we actually pull it off

Mannnnn

[grave glen]

Daily reminder that Barcelona took a hefty loan from an american bank that they have to pay back

[late kernel]

They've been pretty reliable recently but yeah don't get your hopes up with them most of the time

Lol

[grave glen]

you dont go from risking bankruptcy to taunting the transfer market with prestige buys like mbappe in one fucking season

its all fake news

[slender olive]

https://mobile.twitter.com/talkfcb_/status/1507124029601337353?cxt=HHwWksC-jbzUsOopAAAA

TalkFCB © (@talkfcb_)

L’Equipe: Barça enter the race to sign Kylian Mbappe 🚨

No chance in my opinion.

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546

Twitter · Mar 24, 2022, 10:35 PM

Agree

Lol jokes if jt happens tho

Mcfrappe at Barcelona hahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

funi shit bro

[fading ember]

It won’t happen

[shy dragon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/926234677122064466/956281643474255923/5e18fcc734f83cc4c72f1e5fb51e7b7a.gif

no chance imo anyways

[ember ruin]

[slender olive]

https://twitter.com/Qatari/status/1507126615045726214

محمد الكعبي (@Qatari)

دخول برشلونة سباق الحصول على خدمات كيليان مبابي غير صحيح ❌

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Twitter · Mar 24, 2022, 10:46 PM

[wooden berry]

they can say they enter the race

but that has the same credibility as me saying my nan FC is gonna sign halaand mbappe and vinicius

[final thicket]

Lol a ronaldo an real fan joins rivals

I mean yeah but mbappe was a huge cr7 fan so joining barca is kinda weird

Lol that would be kinda funny

I would just love to see messi in barca and cr7 in real one last time ☹

Or both on the same team that would be lit

Yeah but it would still be cool to see both wearing the same jersey

If barca couldnt afford haaland, how will they afford mbappe

[iron marten]

Spotify money

[final thicket]

Still not enough money for mbappe

He is asking for a 80 mil signing fee which is way too high for barca

Thats what i mean they cant spend too much

They cant because if they do, they will be in more dept and that would cause more problems. Thwy techincally can but practically it would only make things worse

Yeah no one knew abt messi's huge contract either

I know that but going for mbappe already when they said they qont be going for haaland seems absurd

That is true but nontheless no one knew about it

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what the heck

could this actually happen

[final thicket]

Mbappe has a larger salary and bonuses though so it would at least be the same

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It could, but highly unlikely

I mean if he moves to madrid, he will be almost certainly winning cl at sone point in next 5 years but with current barca it might take a little longer also he is a real fan so he obvioulsy refused the psg offer

Well, mbappe, courtois, vini, valverde, militao, mendy arent very old

[limpid quest]

He's a free agent

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That was mainly because of bad real tactics and the absence of benz although barca did play very well

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Salary?bonus?

[limpid quest]

Mbappe would be cheaper than Haaland. Haaland in total would cost 250+mil

[toxic hinge]

If haaland really cares about the sporting project and rejects Barca, then he’s just a money hungry person

[final thicket]

Maybe a little cheaper but not by much

[toxic hinge]

If we don’t sign haaland

lets sign raphina 🤩

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Well half of those players are nowhere near world class besides pedri, torres, and de jong. Maybe dembele but he is inconsistent

[limpid quest]

I think it'd be a lot cheaper but idk

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Lol actually tho

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I don't want him tbh

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I don't mind having mbappe

depends if he fits in the team

and whether hes fully commited

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and that is what im most concerned with

since he's a madrid fan

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He is good but imo not world class YET but very talented

Ohno

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DAMN rip

[toxic hinge]

L

Legit a top 10 CB rn itw

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MY OPINION

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so what’s Militao to you?

🤦‍♂️

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No world class yet

Not

Alaba is but he isnt young

[grave glen]

Araujo isn’t top 10

Not yet

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Exactly

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nah man

he’s been absolutely amazing

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You are a barca fan so u would say otherwise its obvious

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bro what

even non Barca fans agree he’s class at 23

he’s a top CB rn

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Not top 10 for me

[grave glen]

virgil van dijk, koulibaly, josema, savic, alaba, militao, rudiger, thiago silva, Lucas, Kounde are all better than Araujo

[final thicket]

From all the barca players, i like pedri the most

[grave glen]

Marquinhos too

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Besides the madrid game yeah

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You forgot me

wtf

I'm better than all these cheese sticks

I'm a literal wall in defence

nobody can get past me

if i was 1on1 with r9 ronaldo he'd piss his pants

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https://twitter.com/barcacentre/status/1507125757818114053?t=6y_HkyPrUPpLuiQZUqoAag&s=09

barcacentre (@barcacentre)

Barça feel that a deal for Mbappé will turn out to be cheaper than for Erling Haaland. Real Madrid remain in pole for now. [l'equipe]

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Twitter · Mar 24, 2022, 10:42 PM

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*you would

[slender olive]

Messi would have the ball taken away from him before he can blink

Cristiano would dive and ask for pen 5 seconds after he gets tackled

Neymar would cry and complain about his pride injury

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The disrespect

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And my heading ability is world class

I can score 50+ goals just from heading in corners

Besides being the best center back to ever exist, I am also the greatest left back, right back, center mid, defensive midfielder, central attacking midfielder, right winger, left winger, and striker to ever kick a ball about

I can take on prime 2011 barcelona 1 vs 11

[tardy eagle]

Kounde > Araujo > Militao imo

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they would have zero chance because id dribble through the entire team, score, and then race back and tackle the players from kickoff, and then repeat the cycle again and again

i am the greatest of all time

I am a football club by myself

except i dont need any transfers bc just me in the team is enough

My record goals scored in 1 season is 7921 goals

in total in my career i have scored over 100 thousand goals

and im only 17

[grave glen]

Fair

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My awards: 2 world cups with vatican, 3 euros, 5 cl titles with eibar, 1300 goals (beat pele official backyard record), 500 assists, 10 balloon dor, 9 golden boot, puskas award, beat man city award, 3 fake passports in 1 year (demolished ronaldinhos record), 5 pens in 1 game (beat pessi and penaldo record)

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i have literally been playing since i was 0 years old

[tardy eagle]

What the fuck

[grave glen]

Diego Carlos is also good

Diego Carlos - Kounde is a top centerback pair

[slender olive]

Finished player imo, beat MY official backyard goal record