la-liga

[toxic hinge]

We have to win

[half iris]

I think he will honestly rejoin at this point

Seems too good for Messi not to play under one of his teammates from the good days

[normal idol]

After a small break, we are back!

Primera RFEF Round Up MD 28(Grupo 1)

Racing:2-1 win away at Calahorra, with an 86' winner! Arronti Racing!
Depor: 2-1 win at home vs Cultural y Deportiva Leonesa, to keep the pressure at Racing. First win in 4 matches. Vital.

Racing are now 6 points clear at the top with equal games played, both teams left with 10 games.

[still pagoda]

run it back

[grave glen]

for a second I thought that was Weston Mckennie

[normal idol]

isnt this that dominican guy

mariano or smth

[still pagoda]

yes

mariano

[thin ivy]

@still pagoda do you still play fifa mobile

Got hooked again

[still pagoda]

yeah i still play lol

[tropic dome]

Itssss Ellll Classsicooooo

[fallen valley]

wait El Clasico is today?

i didnt even know

this fixture truly fell off

[sinful roost]

yes

Im personally predicting a draw

[still pagoda]

are u saying this because you mean it or just because its a usual trend to say this

like as a meme

[fading ember]

He isn’t wrong

El clasico is still the biggest fixture in spain

And gets a lot of hype

But it’s absolutely true the current hype isn’t as good as the 2009-2018 period

[still pagoda]

ik

but whenever theres an el clasico you see atleast 50 people saying "el clasico is today??!?!?!? theres zero hype/this fixture fell off"

[fading ember]

Yeah they are just seeking attention/trolling

[grave glen]

Can't wait

Mariano Braithwaite showdown

[thin ivy]

https://icdn.sempremilan.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/118979645_774749106693157_169808375918705449_n.jpg

Wish Ramos went to Serie A instead of uber eats league

[still pagoda]

ramos only joined psg cuz they were the only club willing to sign him

[glad spoke]

"Doors at Barca will always be open to Leo Messi" - Xavi

[thin ivy]

fair, his wages are still too high too.

[half iris]

Predictions for El Clásico?

[left meadow]

2-1 madrid

[half iris]

Who do you think will score

[left meadow]

Vinisuis and modric

[worldly beacon]

InshaAllah

[half iris]

And for Barca?

[worldly beacon]

Bro lol u know it that's why u come here to say el clasico is better then your whole league

[left meadow]

Idk maybe auba from a penalty

[worldly beacon]

Meme bundesliga and PL fans always insecure about this fixture and usually say this typical things

[worldly beacon]

He don't even get a chance to play

[worldly beacon]

3-3

[left meadow]

Most probably Mariano will replace benzema , if not jovic

[worldly beacon]

Anyone have a banner for el clasico plz send

[worldly beacon]

Madrid zone said bale will play false i don't think Mariano will play

[still pagoda]

if ancelotti doesnt start valverde...

he'll probably start the same old same old kroos modric casemiro again

[thin ivy]

Madrid 3-1 Spotify FC

[worldly beacon]

Hmm difficult to answer but at from previous records looks like he won't but i hope he do and i want carvajal at rb mot Lucas Vazquez at start

[left meadow]

He might get on at 70 mins with Camavinga

[worldly beacon]

yeah

[still pagoda]

lmao

[grave glen]

caminavanga is in my ultimate🥵

[crisp scroll]

who are candidates to win copa del rey this year since barca and real are out?

[whole basin]

Visca Barca

[grave glen]

idk mby real betis or sevila

[still pagoda]

probable lineup

[worldly beacon]

No nacho will be playing at LB but yh this is the lineups we can't expect

Anyone know this barca player?

[worldly beacon]

Real betis vs Valencia

[late kernel]

I heard that both teams will not be playing with their original home kits

Special kits reserved for El Clasico right?

[grave glen]

Neither of them tbh

They could play chess on the bench or something

[worldly beacon]

Yeah for real madrid black kit amd for barca Mcdonald inspire kit

[worldly beacon]

Hahaha yeah the other guy is luuk de jong

[late kernel]

"McDonald inspire kit" lol

[worldly beacon]

[late kernel]

I think they had the same last season

[worldly beacon]

Yh almost strips design is different i guess

[thin ivy]

Carlo starting Bale? What alternate reality is this lol

Barca finna change colours to green and black

[shell swan]

Predictions for El Clasico?

[thin ivy]

RMA 3-1 Spotify

I can see Auba or Torres scoring

https://tenor.com/view/alaba-chair-celebration-remontada-real-madrid-gif-25088447

Also what is it with Alaba and chairs

[left meadow]

Man was doing travis scott emote

[thin ivy]

thats disappointing

fr?

[left meadow]

Nah its a joke

[thin ivy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-10605563/David-Alaba-explains-viral-goal-celebration-chair-Karim-Benzemas-hat-trick-against-PSG.html

It was random lol

Looked cool though

[worldly beacon]

Yeah

[left meadow]

Didnt alaba score on his first classico match

[shell swan]

I think so

Or was it his 2nd idk

[left meadow]

Yes he did, I remember

[shell swan]

Yeah he did

[worldly beacon]

Kroos vs auba anyone remember therr twitter fight

[shell swan]

he did score

[shell swan]

[still pagoda]

yes

[thin ivy]

Alaba has been an amazing signing

Kinda feel bad doubting him before he came on

[left meadow]

Camavinga is also great

[thin ivy]

He's half filipino too so gang gang

But he isn't the first with filipino background to be on madrid. Prolly the second or third

Anyway I hope bale starts

[grave glen]

if ansu stops getting injured every 3 minutes, he has the potential to become one of barcas best players

[thin ivy]

For sure

But he's been brittle

Shame too cus he's so young

[bitter carbon]

Barcelona to win it.

Xavi has brought football back to Catalonia.

[thin ivy]

Was xavi the coach last clasico or was it still koeman

[thin ivy]

Win the EUL and I'll agree

[bitter carbon]

It was koeman i guess

[bitter carbon]

Bet.

[grave glen]

Koeman

[thin ivy]

Game.

[bitter carbon]

We are going to win it. No doubt

Next season we're gonna dominate cl

[grave glen]

yeah lets hope we get better results than the ones against gala tho

[shell swan]

No it was Xavi when you won 3-2

[bitter hemlock]

El clasico predictions:

[grave glen]

2-1 barca or tie

[bitter hemlock]

my prediction: Real madrid 1-2 Barcelona

[bitter carbon]

2-0 Barca

[shell swan]

I'm thinking 2-1 Barca

Or if we're lucky 3-1

but no more than that

[bitter hemlock]

i think luka modric might score for madrid

[grave glen]

imagine barca gets another 4

[bitter carbon]

Nah bro real's a tough team

[shell swan]

I'm not too confident, I am more than before but still

[shell swan]

Yeah that's why I said if we're lucky

We still need a little more rebuilding

[grave glen]

if barca play like they did last el clasico, they have a good chance of winning

[bitter carbon]

Xavi has already done a lot

[shell swan]

True

[bitter carbon]

We need Haaland.

[grave glen]

this will be the first time i have watched an el clasico

[bitter carbon]

And there were like some people saying Xavi has no managerial experience

[bitter carbon]

Really bro

[grave glen]

yeah i never got the money to watch them

but now i have a streaming service

[shell swan]

Oh you mean like going to the game or watching on stream

ooh

[bitter carbon]

Stream

Bro actually it's too late

[grave glen]

huh

[bitter carbon]

El Clasico was at a different level 3-4 years back

[grave glen]

yeah

but still these teams are good

[bitter carbon]

Ronaldo vs Messi. Those were the days

[grave glen]

true

[bitter carbon]

Fax

[grave glen]

but if barca find a way to get haaland we might see another big rivalry

haaland and mbappe

[bitter carbon]

And if real get Mbappe

They'll get him tho

[grave glen]

yeah

[bitter carbon]

I don't think other teams are gonna pay 180 million for him

[grave glen]

mbappe aint staying at psg thats for sure

[bitter carbon]

Or is he coming for free

[bitter carbon]

That's a huge loss for PSG

[grave glen]

i dont know

[bitter carbon]

PSG are done tho

Finished club

[grave glen]

a lot of the players will probably be leaving but the club might still have a future

[bitter carbon]

They'll but the question is why does PSG always fail with their world class players

[grave glen]

i hope messi comes back

[bitter carbon]

I hope so

[grave glen]

bad chemistry and managers

[bitter carbon]

Pochetino is not bad tho

But i guess he is not good enough to coach players like Messi

[grave glen]

you can take a manager out of spurs but you cant take spurs out of a manager

[bitter carbon]

Fax 😂😂

[grave glen]

messi should play as an attacker fr as a playmaker he will be hated for not scoring

[bitter carbon]

People were like saying Arsenal and Barca are finished at the start of the season

Who expected them to rise again lmao

[grave glen]

it was understandable

[bitter carbon]

Bro he's doing well as a playmaker

[grave glen]

Barca don’t need Haaland

[grave glen]

he is but people just dont understand

Waste of money

[bitter carbon]

10 assists is not bad

[grave glen]

yeah

[grave glen]

And it will make our club broke again

[bitter carbon]

Nah

Yea I guess that's a risk

What if haaland flops

[grave glen]

The Vice President has said it himself they don’t wanna make transfers that can damage the club

[bitter carbon]

Yea but they need a key player to carry them

[worldly beacon]

Messi owns those days

[bitter carbon]

Penaldo does too

[worldly beacon]

No

[bitter carbon]

He was good at Real

Now he's penaldo

[grave glen]

ronaldo

not penaldo

not pessi

ronaldo and messi

both the best players

[bitter carbon]

Penaldo makes sense now tho

[grave glen]

no

[worldly beacon]

Messi clear

[bitter carbon]

Nah nah I'm wrong

Just kidding

Ronaldo's top class player

Hat trick against Spurs

Wha

Tf

What flu

You're kidding man

[chrome slate]

keep it #la-liga related here btw

[bitter carbon]

Your pfp makes sense

I saw it

He has flu but

This is fake

[near flume]

no

[bitter carbon]

Ronaldo fan

[near flume]

lmfao

[bitter carbon]

Both own those days

[near flume]

says no to someone stanning messi = ronaldo fan

[bitter carbon]

Bro both are world class

[near flume]

mate owning means being domminant and neither owned anyone they were the same level

[grave glen]

messi owned 2012-2017 clasicos but then it went towards real imo

[bitter carbon]

Ik but I'm saying both are world class and not about any of them owning those classico days

[vital kernel]

Bale playing 😎

[worldly beacon]

bale hat trick

[bitter carbon]

K

Keep dreaming

[near flume]

theres a thing called sarcasm

[sinful roost]

Id include 2018 and 2019

After 2019 it started going downhill for Barcelona

[thin ivy]

If Real loses the clasico just ban me from the server.

Lets get it

https://tenor.com/view/blancosksa-dy1ns-real-madrid-ancelotti-gif-22416338

[bitter carbon]

They're back now

[wild vigil]

Hala Madrid

[sinful roost]

If Barca win, which they definitely can in my opinion, it definitely be legendary

What I know is that Barca will surely score goals though

And with benzema not being here RMs front is severely affected

[grave glen]

Hopefully our front flip merchant will score today

https://c.tenor.com/RMDy8g4iJLAAAAAM/auba-aubameyang-barca-barcelona-valencia-la-liga-goal-goat.gif

[torn ermine]

we just need 1 backflip merchant

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/barcelona-barca-antoine-griezmann-griezmann-gif-19131687

Spider-Man

[thin ivy]

overrated player

[grave glen]

I don't wanna see him play for us again

[torn ermine]

aye come on, he isnt so bad last season

but sure you can argue his price tag doesnt value as much

[grave glen]

Bro he's been overpayed and didn't deliver at all

He was alright at best, doesn't fit our play style anymore though

So he might as well just fuck off and stay at atleti

[thin ivy]

I don't think Atletico fans like him too much either.

He's been really quiet lately

[grave glen]

I mean i bet they don't like him

They're kinda forced to

[thin ivy]

Is Grizi on loan at atletico or was he permanently transferred

LMAO

[grave glen]

He has a clause for 50 mil

It's not an option to buy

It's mandatory

How many games needed?

Idek if he was a regular for them this season

Then we should be on track

I pray to god he fucks off

[thin ivy]

Barca could land second place if sevilla slips a bit

i hope they dont though

[grave glen]

I was rooting for Sevilla to win the whole thing, but they bottled it

[thin ivy]

I mean at the end of the season

[grave glen]

We gotta win today

Imagine atleti beats rm

And we trashed atleti

But nevertheless, we HAVE to win today

To have a good shot at 2nd place

[grave glen]

Why not?

Pretty sure it's gonna be an easier game for us

[grave glen]

I really don't have to explain lol

[tardy eagle]

High wages, doesnt fit at barca

[flint dagger]

Most importantly, old.

[worldly beacon]

Bale hat trick loading today.....

[native oak]

it stopped an resumed barcas clean sheet

[bitter carbon]

Pedriesta

These fans are so creepy tbh

[thin ivy]

4 hours and 10 minutes to go betches

https://tenor.com/view/dani-carvajal-real-madrid-gif-20138837

[rapid topaz]

Elclasico is today guys.

[worldly beacon]

Yesssss

[fallen valley]

no I actually didnt know that it was today

until now

[rapid topaz]

They are trolling

They r mad because it's bigger than every derby in thier league

[fallen valley]

I just said

I actually didnt know

[fallen valley]

bigger, maybe, but its not as hyped anymore

[rapid topaz]

It's still very hyped, but messu fc and ronaldo fc left for psg, and utd so u don't see massive arguments here and there anymore

[grave glen]

Messi and Ronaldo are both finished

[rapid topaz]

Almost time...

[half iris]

Score prediction?

[warm fossil]

scenes when torres misses tap in in the 90th minute

[half iris]

3 hours until the channel opens

[still pagoda]

bumraujo is finished

[sand gate]

#halamadrid

[rapid topaz]

2-0 barca

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/FabricaMadrid/status/1505587640808185867

Real Madrid Fabrica (@FabricaMadrid)

Miguel Gutiérrez with Castilla this season:

✅14 games
⏱1127 minutes
⚽️2 goals
🅰️8 assists
🔥Goal or Assist every 113 minutes

➕1 assist with the first team.

Amazing numbers. AMAZING. Brilliant left foot. Special talent.

Likes

264

Twitter · Mar 20, 2022, 4:50 PM

ancetaliban completely zoned him out

[runic cipher]

😂

[toxic hinge]

Classico hypeeeee

[half iris]

Who will score?

[still pagoda]

yooo

lineup is out

[prisma swift]

our confirmed starting XI

[slender olive]

Arsenal madrid

[worldly beacon]

r u in?

[bleak swallow]

Ofc they went for 4 in the midfield

[worldly beacon]

holy that was unexpected

cool

[grave glen]

if i wont see messi playing in the barca shirt ever again

i will be sad

[worldly beacon]

respect

[steel coral]

!

[lime stone]

Draw today

[prisma swift]

https://twitter.com/barcacentre/status/1505612644803350539?s=21

barcacentre (@barcacentre)

The lineup: Ter Stegen; Dani Alves, Araujo, Piqué, Jordi Alba; Pedri, Busquets, Frenkie de Jong; Dembélé, Aubameyang, Ferran Torres. [cat radio]

Likes

170

Twitter · Mar 20, 2022, 6:30 PM

it is our lineup

[lament agate]

valverde is in attack

for some reason

oh hey im blue now

[worldly beacon]

less goo ter statue our 12 player

[sacred sorrel]

is Dani Alves gonna get sent to the shops again?

[worldly beacon]

w

[warm fossil]

scenes when ferran torres misses a tap in in the 90th minute

[sacred sorrel]

absolute madness

[worldly beacon]

yh

[sacred sorrel]

guys how has Alves been playing recently

i'm still in denial that he's one our only RB options

he might legit go to the WC

[prisma swift]

by mendy i meant nacho

pal

i just forgot

[sinful roost]

What the fuck is ancelotti doing

[sacred sorrel]

man singlehandedly drives the team's average age by 4 😭

[lament agate]

wait what

stop trolling

thats not it

[sinful roost]

mate

Look up

[lament agate]

no

stop

not looking up

no

[warm fossil]

💀

[lament agate]

thats the biggest troll ive ever sen

[compact siren]

My El Clásico set!

[sinful roost]

I just got a notification from OneFootball so

that’s all I got

call it a troll, whatever u want

[bleak swallow]

Lmaoo he will hit a ball into the madrid museum

[compact siren]

Old Ronaldo number 9 shirt and old Real Madrid scarf

[grave glen]

my el clasico set is my phone and my bed

[compact siren]

I have a sofa and a 45-inch TV.

And my shirt and Scarf

[warm fossil]

as a neutral i got nothing

[sinful roost]

Predicting a draw

[sacred sorrel]

when Martinelli was born, Daniel Alves was already playing in Europe 💀💀💀

[warm fossil]

actually i got a messi barca shirt when i was 11 but that shits too small now

[warm fossil]

😭

bro had a pet dinosaur when he was born

[sacred sorrel]

lmfao

[sinful roost]

don’t know

[prisma swift]

its a 4-4-2 diamond

i told oyou

[sacred sorrel]

it could be worse, at least Dani Alves is not fully finished

[sacred sorrel]

We could still be starting Alex Sandro at LB

💀💀💀

[prisma swift]

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/1505614969383043081?s=20&t=7cfuB0I4mNZZrVjP9cZjXQ

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona)

Barça XI
#ElClásico
💪🟦🟥

Likes

424

Retweets

124

Twitter · Mar 20, 2022, 6:39 PM

LMAO

LMAO

LMAO

[sinful roost]

Looks more like 4-1-4-1

Rather than 4-4-2

[still pagoda]

Araujo right back lmaoo

[sinful roost]

And yes

Xavi is messing up

[grave glen]

Good thing he didn’t start alves

[still pagoda]

dembele scares me

[sinful roost]

you think so?

[sacred sorrel]

are you a doctor?

[grave glen]

Hell yes watch last el clasico Araujo was saving Alves’s ass

[sinful roost]

no but actually

[sacred sorrel]

if not, then don't worry, i doubt you'll be seeing him in your lifetime

[sinful roost]

I mean alves has been in good form recently

[still pagoda]

[sinful roost]

but we’ll see

[still pagoda]

how would that change the fact that vinicius would destroy him

[sacred sorrel]

yea Alves is a very gimmicky RB

[fierce crown]

Araujo will injure Vinicius so bad he'll be out for 7 months

[sacred sorrel]

he's got excellent experience that he uses to contribute up front

[limpid quest]

Madrid using 442 it seems

[still pagoda]

no one is scared of bumraujo

[fierce crown]

🤣

You'll see

[sacred sorrel]

but he lacks the pace to keep up with most top level attackers nowadays

[still pagoda]

i'll see when he gets spun by vinicius

[fierce crown]

Park the bus and counter FC

[limpid quest]

Araujo will pocket Vini

[fierce crown]

🤡

Vini gets exposed while facing good defenders enough farming against low table ppl

[fierce crown]

Yea so?

What's Messi gotta do withit?

[still pagoda]

nevermind messi cant even do it against farmers these days

[fierce crown]

Rent free?

Focus on LaLiga

[grave glen]

Militao is gonna get cooked 😹😹😹

[warm fossil]

zlatan scored 38 goals in a ligue 1 season while messi struggling to get 2 😹

[fierce crown]

This yo Militao?🤣🤡

[warm fossil]

barca should put adama on the left to match him up against dani the oompa loompa carvajal 😹

[still pagoda]

nice win 👏

[fierce crown]

Did i talk about the result?🤡

[toxic hinge]

Bro 😭😭😭😭

[fierce crown]

I talked about individuals

[toxic hinge]

Did it with a broken hand too

[fierce crown]

Handled that guy with one hand 🤣

[sacred sorrel]

gonna pretend he didn't give up cus it was offside

[still pagoda]

they should've lol, carvajal would get torn to shreds

[warm fossil]

VARvajal was good for like 2 seasons

[fierce crown]

He had to giveup anyway

[warm fossil]

washed up player

[fierce crown]

Adama plays on the RW tho no LW

[grave glen]

nice ligne up

[still pagoda]

he was good in 2019/20 + 3 peat seasons

[warm fossil]

yeah was decent

VARvajal is finished now tho

[toxic hinge]

Carvajal was considered one of the best RB’s it’w right?

[warm fossil]

top 3 at best at one point

[toxic hinge]

like when Madrid won their triple UCL

[grave glen]

buy*

[fierce crown]

5-0 Barca

[toxic hinge]

😹

[toxic hinge]

Chill

[grave glen]

perez goated

[sinful roost]

4-1-4-1

[grave glen]

barca losing sadly

[sinful roost]

Predicting a draw

But I don’t doubt Real Madrid winning

Barca has been in good form but Real Madrid just has more quality rn,

and I don’t doubt Barca winning as well BRW

BTW*

[toxic hinge]

it’s pretty even

but Madrid is stronger by a little

[fierce crown]

Madrid is without Benzema

[sinful roost]

Yup

My point

[sinful roost]

Yeah

And ancelotti looks like he’s messing up

[fierce crown]

Man but they will play counter attack and inshallah

😐

[toxic hinge]

I would legit take a draw ngl

but hope it’s a win

🙏🙏

[sinful roost]

According to what I see on onefootball he’s apparently starting with 4-1-4-1?

[grave glen]

HOPEFULLY

[sinful roost]

Ancelotti ^

[toxic hinge]

He is

casemiro in the middle alone

[sinful roost]

Yeah.. haven’t seen that for a while

Casemiro will get eaten if Barcas midfield is in its day

[fierce crown]

Hoping its a fierce competition and not a snoozefest

[grave glen]

benzima faked injury

[left meadow]

Wtf

[sinful roost]

Yeah exactly lol

I posted that and people called me a troll

[still pagoda]

casemiro missing celta game for sure

[left meadow]

We rockin with 4-1-4-1

[grave glen]

no messi to be scared of

[fierce crown]

Imagine Aubameyang scoring and doing the Black Panther mask celebration in front of Kroos 🥶

[still pagoda]

even if he was there no one would be scared

[fierce crown]

(for those who don't know Kroos called Aubameyang childish and unprofessional for doing Mask celebrations)

[grave glen]

they won't play like this if he was

[sinful roost]

Pipe down

Messi owned Real Madrid at some point of his career

[toxic hinge]

https://twitter.com/managingbarca/status/1505596687313563648?s=21

Managing Barça (@ManagingBarca)

🚨| Erling Haaland will not join Real Madrid, barring a last minute surprise.
@MarioCortegana [🎖️] via @theMadridZone

Likes

1420

Twitter · Mar 20, 2022, 5:26 PM

Yo?

[fierce crown]

He never was going to

It's obvious

Why would he join a club witt Mbappe

[sinful roost]

He won’t go to real if mbappe signs on a free next season (semi-confirmed)

Exactly

He won’t

[toxic hinge]

damn

[fierce crown]

He'll join City

Tbh he doesn't suit our play

[toxic hinge]

hopefully not, but it’s his decision

[fierce crown]

He's a proper physical poacher and doesn't include himself in the build up

[toxic hinge]

he doesn’t really play possession football right?

[toxic hinge]

Yeh

[fierce crown]

He's not the Barca way

[toxic hinge]

would still take him tbf

[fierce crown]

Mbappe for Barca and Haaland for Madrid would suit the best

[fierce crown]

Humongous Wages and maybe next injury prone striker?

No

If he takes like 300m in 5 years

Pls the fuck no

[toxic hinge]

would kill the financial plugs

[prisma swift]

its a 4-4-2 diamond

[sinful roost]

On paper it’s clearly a 4-1-4-1

In practice yeah your right, probably not

[grave glen]

It’s a 4-3-3 attack and 4-4-2 DEFENCE

[sinful roost]

But that’s the case with every formation depending on the style of play lmao, what happens on the pitch is never the same as what’s put on paper

[compact siren]

Funniest thing since Frank Lampard was nominated manager of the year

[lament agate]

good

we cant fit him in our team

genuinely

where will he go

we could fit him if we played with 12 players

but we dont

so we cant

[half iris]

Who’s winning tonight?
Real Madrid
Barcelona

[slender olive]

https://twitter.com/sidlowe/status/1505494710269497347?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1505494710269497347|twgr^|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Ffootball%2Flive%2F2022%2Fmar%2F20%2Freal-madrid-v-barcelona-la-liga-live

Sid Lowe (@sidlowe)

Big fan of Xavi calling every game a final, week after week, however minor, until he reaches the Classico and says “it’s not a final”

Likes

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Twitter · Mar 20, 2022, 10:41 AM

[pearl steeple]

Xavi amateur psychologist

[grave glen]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[slender olive]

I can't believe this

[bitter carbon]

Força Barca!!!!!!

Vamoooooooos

We own Santiago Bernabeu!!

[grave glen]

MFD REALLY THOUGHT WE WERE FINISHED LMFAOOOOOOO

[tulip glade]

padrid got sent back to 2011

[lofty inlet]

💔💔

[cosmic parcel]

Hey guys

is Madrid doing well in the el clasico?

[slender olive]

Who's gonna tell him

Yeah....score rn is

Real madrid 0

Barcelona 4

[slender olive]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[grave glen]

Some moments but totally dominated by barça

[toxic hinge]

What a win for Real Madrid

[iron marten]

X4vi sure does love the number 4

It could've been more, but X4vi's loyal to number 4

[unkempt crag]

and 4-0 Clean Sheets too

[warm fossil]

madrid 😭

[warm fossil]

😹

[grave glen]

RMA - PSG 3-1
RMA - FCB 0-4
Leo, please come back

[warm fossil]

I was shopping for my sons halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were being bought by Puka Podric!! I asked him why he was doing this and he said “I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost.” SHAME ON YOU PUKA PODRIC!!!

[grave glen]

Damn....

[grave glen]

ok i hate these fr

Visca Barca

[warm fossil]

prob because there's so many abt messi

[grave glen]

ni

no

theres more about ronaldo

which makes me even more angrier

[bleak swallow]

https://twitter.com/barcauniversal/status/1505666121625751555?s=21

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal)

Real Madrid have conceded 4 goals at the Santiago Bernabéu for the first time since November 2015.

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Twitter · Mar 20, 2022, 10:02 PM

[grave glen]

What year is it??

What year is ittt?????

2022

more like 2014

[unkempt crag]

uhh wow Barca

[slender olive]

2011

[bleak swallow]

https://twitter.com/barcauniversal/status/1505671772569587713?s=21

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal)

Ancelotti: "Simply put, Barcelona were better than us."

Twitter · Mar 20, 2022, 10:24 PM

[haughty gorge]

el classico chat deleted

F

[pulsar sundial]

Things madrid will celebrate this season:

• La liga
• Benzema ballon d’or
• UCL (when benzema comes back)
• mbappe announcement

Things barca will celebrate

• “we won El classico”
• “messi won ligue 1”

Just to put it out there

Case closed

[bleak swallow]

https://twitter.com/messiiizer/status/1505657159408930821?s=21

J. (@MessiIizer)

Xavi is 4-0 up at the Bernabeu and he looks more pissed off than Ancelotti 😭

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Twitter · Mar 20, 2022, 9:26 PM

[bleak swallow]

You are shameless lmfaoo

You not winning ucl

Nor is benz winning balon’dor

[river oasis]

lmfao madrid fans are crazy

[sand gate]

This guy 💀

[pulsar sundial]

says the one who has the best starting squad lol

[bleak swallow]

Facts mans out here trying to deflect from the fact they got smacked

[river oasis]

they used to place carlo in the same plate as Zidane before this game

Gg

[sand gate]

That’s cap

[bleak swallow]

How old are you 12v

[pulsar sundial]

why are u even talking ur mad cuz we knocked u guys out

so now u resort to sucking off Barca

lmaoo

sad life ong

[bleak swallow]

Im not lmfaoo? :KEKW:

[pulsar sundial]

ur sucking off barca so hard lmao

[river oasis]

whenever we win to madrid , it's always a thrashing

Lmfao

[pulsar sundial]

like u didn’t get get smacked up today 3-0

[bleak swallow]

Have you ever stopped to check my roles or maybe fully read my name

[pulsar sundial]

nah I’m not that weirdly interested in u lol

[bleak swallow]

Let me help you out

[sand gate]

Ur last win was a 1-0 before today what are u talking about

[bleak swallow]

Worry about your 4-0 and stop deflecting mate

[sand gate]

In 2019

[pulsar sundial]

u literally have a psg pfp with psg in ur name ?

[pulsar sundial]

worry about ur club issues lol

[bleak swallow]

With balguerna colors no?

[pulsar sundial]

president assualting refs 😭

[sand gate]

Shameless 😭

[pulsar sundial]

over a billion $ spent and got knocked out

[bleak swallow]

Okay?

still deflecting

[pulsar sundial]

calling me shameless but haven’t looked at ur club

[bleak swallow]

Did that happen today

Talk about what happened today

[fair lotus]

[bleak swallow]

Stop changing the subject buddy

[pulsar sundial]

alr I gotchu uld up

[river oasis]

camavinga is such a fraud

[pulsar sundial]

Let’s talk abt today shall we ?

[river oasis]

no where near pedri or gavi

[pulsar sundial]

I have lol he’s just shit talking for no reason

[bleak swallow]

Exactly man’s talking about psg

[river oasis]

still trash

gavi is ahead of him

[bleak swallow]

Gavi is class too wym

[river oasis]

no argument needed

[pulsar sundial]

^ jus saying

[bleak swallow]

Obviously pedri is a little magician

[bleak swallow]

Just saying

[tulip glade]

pedri is the best mid fielder rn

[pulsar sundial]

jus saying

[river oasis]

bro im not even kidding , but there's a big possibility you ain't gonna celebrate shit out of those

[tulip glade]

man said fekir you fifa merchant

[pulsar sundial]

2/4 are confirmed lol better than ur bragging rights

[river oasis]

Benz won't win ballon d'or and neither rma would win ucl

and mbappe is also not 100%

[tulip glade]

pedri balon d'or?

[pulsar sundial]

and at the end u guys are title-less

[river oasis]

rma would barely go past chelsea

[plain elbow]

Settle down, lads.

[river oasis]

we'll win Europa 😂🤣

[plain elbow]

No need to turn things sour in here.

[sand gate]

They ending the season with 2 trophies at least period

That’s facts

[pulsar sundial]

who’s talking abt last season ?

[river oasis]

only thing rma could win this season is la liga

[pulsar sundial]

u wanna bring up last season ? when we kept smacking u guys up ?

[river oasis]

only if barca decided not to shit on other teams in upcoming matches

[sand gate]

Already won super cup and will win la liga too

[slender olive]

I don’t usually troll

But

[pulsar sundial]

lol bet go ahead

[slender olive]

Honestly this time I will

[river oasis]

Ucl for madrid? 💀

just no.

[pulsar sundial]

lol go ahead say one of them

[pulsar sundial]

and what abt la liga ?

[sand gate]

Madrid won ucl when they finished 3rd in the league and lost too Barca

[river oasis]

we'll see

[sand gate]

So I don’t see why it’s not possible

[bleak swallow]

City will literally cook them

[pulsar sundial]

atleast say one ?

[shrewd zodiac]

Lmaoo😭

[sand gate]

City is another psg bruh

[pulsar sundial]

alr then why bring it up if u won’t say anything ?

[sand gate]

Atletico gonna beat city

[bleak swallow]

If they can barely see the ball against barca they wont even get a shot v city

[river oasis]

city can still cook tf out of madrid

both madrid clubs gonna get cooked soon

[pulsar sundial]

bro what I didn’t get anything from that

rephrase it

[sand gate]

ATLETI BEAT CITY

[river oasis]

NICE JOKE

Next one

[sand gate]

city got to many comps to worry about Fr

[fierce crown]

??? Piped your boy pini

[bleak swallow]

In the psg match y’all barely touched the ball until those final 30 and donna mistake too and we aren’t even that good at keeping the ball under poch

[pulsar sundial]

judged us off the psg game then we smacked them up next game it’s alr trust

[river oasis]

vini is still in his pocket

tryna find a way out

[sand gate]

They got Liverpool game in FA CUP they still 1st in the league but only by 1 point so they can’t fully focus on UCL

Fr Fr

yeh

[bleak swallow]

If you think Marquinhos passing the ball into a benz shot and donna not clearing the ball sure

[sand gate]

psg can’t handle pressure that’s all

They get nervous

[bleak swallow]

No leaders on the field

Wym we are shit in ligue 1

What run

[pulsar sundial]

don’t get why psg fans are trying to justify their loss it’s not like they had 90 minutes with the best attacking three and wasted it

[grave glen]

crazy shit

[sand gate]

Thiago silva comes to mind… he should have stayed

[bleak swallow]

We only won 2 leagues out of the past 5 titles

Mnm play like a mls attack bar mbappe

[sand gate]

I think it was tbh

[bleak swallow]

Poch tactics: “so like …. Go out and have fun guys vamos”

[shrewd zodiac]

😭😭😭

[bleak swallow]

Lol fr

[sand gate]

zidane vibes but he was respected as a player cuz he was a baller

[tulip glade]

https://twitter.com/BaggioM10/status/1505670147884810243/photo/1

Baggio 🇮🇶 (@BaggioM10)

Courtois got player of the month before the game just to concede 4 goals in the same game😭😭😭

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Twitter · Mar 20, 2022, 10:18 PM

[bleak swallow]

He probably needs a team without big names for his tactics to come to fruition

[bleak swallow]

Im sure zidane is better tactically than poch though

[plain elbow]

Props to Courtois

[bleak swallow]

Auba should’ve had atleast his hatrick imo

[sand gate]

Nah yea I was joking Zidane was great for RMA if u seen the half time team talks he actually gives instructions

[river oasis]

courtois is the only reason it wasn't 7-0

[grave glen]

Barcelona owned Madrid today

[bleak swallow]

That ball from alba

[pulsar sundial]

poch to real

[sand gate]

We got cooked I can’t lie

Ggs

[plain elbow]

Score line could’ve seriously been altered for the worse if Courtois wasn’t playing.

[grave glen]

I’m disappointed because of Barcelona… they should’ve scored 8

[sand gate]

Nah I wanted him when he was at spurs not now tho

[plain elbow]

Bad day in the office, but still a quality shot stopper.

[pulsar sundial]

nah I was joking he’s shit

i don’t think zidane is coming back tbh

[sand gate]

zidane with Mbappe would be sick

In rma

But don’t think that’s happening

[grave glen]

Yeah but Barca would still win

[slender olive]

Yeah courtois was good

Everyone else was shambolic

[sand gate]

Warra trophy for Barca

[grave glen]

Is Benzema the only good player in Madrid?

Excuses. Barca was just better

[sand gate]

This was a experiment chill out Barca

🤣

[plain elbow]

Ha!

[sand gate]

That’s what makes it funny tbh

[grave glen]

I see Madrid dropping points now

In laliga

[sand gate]

keep seeing things

don’t get ur hopes up tho

[grave glen]

Bruh why are you salty

Your team lost, have some shame

[sand gate]

Wym u replied to me first ??

[grave glen]

Let’s see what happens now in laliga

I think Barca would beat Sevilla

To get the 2nd spot

[sand gate]

I’m hoping for a draw

Yea

preferably draw

[grave glen]

Barca would win I think. If they play like they did today

[toxic hinge]

Barca will beat Sevilla

[slender olive]

We’ll probably beat Sevilla after this

we just destroyed Madrid at the bernabeu

[sand gate]

Barca will also focus on winning UEL too so can’t be to confident

[slender olive]

after all

But there’s an international break

[grave glen]

👍

[toxic hinge]

for the Madrid fans, are we favorites to win the UEL for you?

[sand gate]

Yes

[slender olive]

So more time for Xavi to transmit his ideas

Yh true

Well last time they didn’t

[toxic hinge]

👍

Cant forget about them

[pulsar sundial]

no west ham is

[sharp monolith]

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/1505678371388153860

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona)

https://t.co/mocqvqhjHc

Twitter · Mar 20, 2022, 10:51 PM

[slender olive]

If we were in CL rn

[toxic hinge]

West Ham are good

[slender olive]

How do you think we would do

[sharp monolith]

Does this orange drink represent UEL?

[grave glen]

If we had Xavi from the start of the season, we’d probably be competing for laliga title

[sharp monolith]

[slender olive]

True

But then again it’s koeman

This is Xavi

[sharp monolith]

weird to see Auba scoring goals

[sand gate]

Depends tbh cuz he would have probably made different signings

[slender olive]

We’re a team, we don’t rely on one single player

[toxic hinge]

Reminder ppl thought auba was finished

[sand gate]

and he still had to get rid of some deadwood

Agree

[grave glen]

I think we still would’ve done better

[sand gate]

They are a lot more intense now

[toxic hinge]

goat manager man

[sand gate]

They wanna play for him

[toxic hinge]

he’s completely transformed this amazing team

[grave glen]

Xavi is the next pep for Barcelona

I think he’s got the potential

[toxic hinge]

Nah don’t do that, He’ll he his own

not the next pep

His own area

[grave glen]

I mean that he’ll be great just like pep

[toxic hinge]

that’s better

We don’t need haaland

[grave glen]

Don’t say that bruh 🥲

[toxic hinge]

we need CB’s and that’s exactly what we’re doing thankfully

Eric Garcias performance was actually unexpectedly very good

And Gavi, Legit the key

[grave glen]

Yes

[opal sigil]

What a win today bois

[grave glen]

No

[opal sigil]

[toxic hinge]

Darwin Nuñez

[main abyss]

Along with that a proper no 9 for the future, winning 4-0 dosent excuse the poor finishing we showed today

[toxic hinge]

But Benfica wants 75M 💀

[main abyss]

And Ferran is not a proper no 9 he looks more of a second striker. He like missed 3 clear cut chances today

[slender olive]

We honestly should renew dembele

Ngl he’s been sensational

[grave glen]

I agree

[sour acorn]

i left at 2-0 and came back at 4-0 jeez

tf

[grave glen]

Dembele turned out to be a beast

[sour acorn]

ancelotti is playing dream league soccer

[main abyss]

What if Alba and dest get injured ?

[toxic hinge]

I’m going to Spain and tell dembele to renew his contract

[slender olive]

We need to shore up the back line a bit

Our midfield is set for a decade, we don’t need to do anything

Ok fairs

We also need some new defenders

Oh I forgot about pau

We should make an attempt at him

[sand gate]

pau Torres would be great for RMA

[slender olive]

Or maybe we could try to sign de ligt

[main abyss]

What abt dest, he gets injured a lot and he is a huge defensive liability. Alves has the same problems

[slender olive]

And just let auba do his thing

[sand gate]

Fofana just renewed

[toxic hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/andreas-christensen-flame-fire-gif-14925574

[sand gate]

Could happen still tbh just probably not this summer

Fr

it almost happend

hopefully we can get kounde would be good

I heard we might get pogba on a free

[main abyss]

Lol how we are lacking in that area, we have not even found a pique replacement yet. Garcia isint world class yet so we need like 2 more cbs for competition

[sand gate]

So is haaland

I don’t want de ligt he’s been average at juve

[toxic hinge]

If Madrid signed haaland would Madrid also get fucked up finnancial situations?

[sand gate]

Nah

[toxic hinge]

Thought so

[sand gate]

but I don’t think they would get him tbh

Haaland most likely going to man city

[toxic hinge]

y’all getting mbappe either way

it’s a win win

[sand gate]

Yea we need him on the right

we getting rid of a few players this summer tbh

Jovic bale isco hazard Marcelo

[toxic hinge]

Carvajal needs to go 😭😭😭

[sand gate]

He needs competition still a sqaud player imo

[toxic hinge]

all he was there for is gettin murdered by dembele and Ferran

[pulsar sundial]

carvajal is the most shittiest holy fuck

I want him out

[sand gate]

Pedro porro is the one who they trynna sign

From man city

[pulsar sundial]

man can’t run for his fucking life

[sand gate]

On loan at sporting

^^

[pulsar sundial]

holy fuck

[toxic hinge]

Porro is RWB right?

[sand gate]

So are most of the modern fulll backs

[toxic hinge]

Won’t leave

[pulsar sundial]

and I’m also convinced that bale and hazard fucked ancelotti’s wife or something

[sand gate]

yea

[toxic hinge]

I heard Bernardo’s dream to play for RMA

[sand gate]

I read that too

he would be modric replacement

yea

[runic cipher]

May not find a buyer for all

[warm fossil]

bernardo aint like modric

tbh

versatile

[sand gate]

Marcelo Brazil bale idk the rest I don’t care 😭😭

As long as we clear the wages we good

Bale in mls would be nice

he would have fun there

[runic cipher]

50 mil for asensio

😂

[sand gate]

ferran was also a scam

[runic cipher]

He’s still young, so I don’t think it’s. A scam yet. Still got lots of time

[toxic hinge]

??

he’s been great apart from the finishing

[pulsar sundial]

kovacic back to real plz

[slender olive]

https://mobile.twitter.com/eintracht_us/status/1505680464857677830

Eintracht Frankfurt (@eintracht_us)

Oh so THAT’S the #XaviBall you all keep tagging us about…

Congratulations & well played, @FCBarcelona. Looking forward to April! 😌

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Twitter · Mar 20, 2022, 10:59 PM

[toxic hinge]

won’t downgrade

[runic cipher]

You drove him away you fools💀

[sand gate]

Good player don’t get me wrong just don’t know if 60 mil was worth it tbh

[runic cipher]

It’s an investment

[pulsar sundial]

cuz he was shit

[runic cipher]

No he wasn’t. He was a young midfielder with a lot of potential.

[sand gate]

He wasn’t shit I liked kova at Madrid

he left for game time

That’s all

[pulsar sundial]

he wouldn’t of started over case kroos modric

[sand gate]

Yea that’s why he left

Fr 😂

Nah modric was just played out of position

He was a false 9 for fux sake

he was way too up

Fr

Bale should have played

imo

[pulsar sundial]

^

[sand gate]

hazard bale jovic on the bench and he doesn’t play any of them

he is

Bro I still remember jovic last game

He almost scored a banger

Chipped the goalie

Hit the crossbar

😭

Yea

[grave glen]

I hope both Barca and Madrid keep their current form for the rest of the season

😁

Yeah

[pulsar sundial]

I don’t think we should get tchoua

no point

of getting him

no creativity in that midfield bro

valverde cama tchoua

[slender olive]

Let’s see if Madrid drop more points

Then we’ll think about laliga

[pulsar sundial]

damn bro I miss prime marcelo

[slender olive]

https://mobile.twitter.com/futfemfc/status/1505666172032847873

Rivka (@futfemfc)

It's a Barca thing

Likes

496

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Twitter · Mar 20, 2022, 10:02 PM

[lament agate]

real madrids loss was completely avoidable

the first 2 came from crosses

which is just meh

mark better ig but we are always vulnerable from crossess

if we had ferland mendy dembele would have never got the opportunity for the first one

the 2nd one

just a set piece like its rough but we move

nothing to say about that

but the last 2 were just ancelotti suicide ball

[slender olive]

You saying we didn’t deserve to win

Or we were lucky

[lament agate]

im saying you fully deserved the win and you played much better

but all it takes is small changes and this could have gone very differently

[bleak swallow]

https://twitter.com/dkostanjsak/status/1505657483569811458?s=21

Domagoj Kostanjšak (@DKostanjsak)

Can't express how much I love Xavi.

Man is absolutely battering Real Madrid 4:0 at the Bernabeu and yet he's having a meltdown at the touchline after a lost ball.

Unbelievable. 😂

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Twitter · Mar 20, 2022, 9:28 PM

[lament agate]

if ancelotti decided not to take carvajal off and play 3 at the back we wouldnt have conceded those 2 goals in the 2nd half

like literally

they scored their 2 goals and we immediately switch back to 4 at the back and you dont get any more chances

those last 2 goals were all ancelottis fault and i dont wanna see militao or alaba get disrespected for it

just disgusting tactics

mallorca suicide ball got benzema and mendy injured and that left us very vulnerable in the first half

but then after that its just

ancelotti

all him

mendy has pace nacho doesnt

like realistically dembele probably could give mendy hell but atleast mendy wouldnt let dembele fly down the LW unopposed

but like

[slender olive]

Possibly true

[lament agate]

man that carvajal substitution

ancelotti should have seen 30 seconds into the 2nd half

when ferran had the chance to make it 3-0

ancelotti should have never taken carvajal off

he took carvajal off for a striker and completely shifted the formation

WHY

we hadnt made that many mistakes leading up to it

no but the thing is even if carvajal got smoked

the issue was we played 3 at the back

and that went horribly

like we didnt just take carvajal off we fully got rid of our RB position

worlds best keeper

hes just incredible

but like mendy without injury + 4 at the back and i could fully see this game going 1-1 or 2-1 to madrid

but ANCELOTTI SUICIDE BALL

ye 100%

man if mallorca didnt get 2 players injured it would have been a different story

idk we had chances to score

our attack was relying on solo plays

just looked very dysfunctional without him

mariano is rubbish

valverde tho

damn he was god

good *

i dont think we will

we are getting rid of hazard bale jovic dani ceballos

mariano

we are freeing up a lot of space on our wage bill

we are getting tchaoumeni

[honest umbra]

4-0 wtf

[lament agate]

so we have a full midfield trio without our current one

[honest umbra]

Dont be too cocky u lot

[lament agate]

the entire game was ancelottis fault

ancelotti and mallorca

the only player who deserves disrespect today is vinicius

[honest umbra]

Just dont be cocky its not a nice look

[warm fossil]

madrid finished

[lament agate]

we beat psg 3-1 tho

lets just keep that on our minds when we go to claim our la liga trophy

[pulsar sundial]

so is chelshit

but atleast we’ll win our own league

[grave glen]

Visca Barca

[warm fossil]

chelsea is gonna end madrid

tf dani the oompa loompa carvajal gonna do

[spring yoke]

🤩

[pulsar sundial]

tf is lakaka gonna do 100m flop

[warm fossil]

we dont start lakaka

madrid lost 4-0 to europa league team

😹

we own you

[toxic hinge]

Respect Barcelona pls

[pulsar sundial]

your club is boutta go bankrupt

having financial issues 😭