la-liga

[grave glen]

Oh

Lmfaooo he might as well play cb for them

[sand gate]

Transfer market value

[pearl steeple]

RIP to whoever pays that much for fati

[grave glen]

its just evaluation

80m for a piece of glass

Bro gets injured every week or sumn

Club may pay lower or higher than that

[grave glen]

Playfew times then injured

Dembele somehow able to stay fit

Nah but dembele getting better now ngl

[tropic dome]

Pique nudes leaked

[grave glen]

Ronaldo probably better

[tropic dome]

No

[grave glen]

Nah jit we need to compare side by side photographic evidence fym

Dele alli better

[chrome slate]

That was an accident by Depay. And can we not get further into that? 👀

[grave glen]

[gaunt jetty]

ATLETIIIIII

ATLETIIIIIII

OLEEE

[limpid quest]

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/1503826660226969608?t=PK3Fdw7bFe13NVhoxL-O6w&s=09

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona)

We’re partnering with @Spotify to bring football and music together like you’ve never seen before 🏟

Likes

2256

Retweets

647

Twitter · Mar 15, 2022, 8:13 PM

[finite steeple]

Madrid fans who use Spotify rn

[tulip glade]

CAMP NOU SPOTIFY

[limpid quest]

*Spotify Camp Nou

[bright ridge]

Spotify camp Nou is my fav stadium of all time

[umbral sky]

Spanish football aint dead

[slender olive]

Never will be

[umbral sky]

Barca uel winners

Real and Atleti in semifinals

[slender olive]

I don’t think atleti will make it to semis

Unless they get benfica or something

[umbral sky]

We can beat Juve

Or villarreal

[slender olive]

Juve hard

Villarreal maybe

[umbral sky]

And we have beaten Liverpool before

At Anfield

Not a lot of teams can brag about that

[slender olive]

true I guess but you die screw up in the group stage

[slender olive]

So did Atalanta

and Inter

[umbral sky]

We were in bad shape

Reinildo made our defense better

And Oblak is finally saving again

[sacred sorrel]

Lodi really turned good recently man wtf happened?

[umbral sky]

Fuck popular opinions

[umbral sky]

Ur welcome

Hope he performs well on the int break

[sacred sorrel]

He... didn't get called up...

[umbral sky]

Fr?

But like

[sacred sorrel]

Yes, I'm frustrated too

[umbral sky]

Brazil is already qualified

So…

I wouldnt call neymar either

Or vinicius

[sacred sorrel]

He's most likely getting fridged for the vaccine incident

Hopefully his form wins Tite back by next window

[umbral sky]

Id call young promises to see how they do

[umbral sky]

I think it will

[sacred sorrel]

Lodi was included in the team before

But he missed the last international break cus he wasn't fully vaxxed

Probably lost some points with Tite for that

Man would rather call up Telles 💀 💀 💀

[sacred sorrel]

Oh we are

The team's been filled with youngsters in recent times

[umbral sky]

Yeah cause var wont help at qatar

[sacred sorrel]

😴

Besides Neymar the entire attack is 25 or younger

Richarlison was included cus of Cunha's injury

But the team rn has a variety of young players

Specially in offense

Vini, Raphinha, Antony, Martinelli, Cunha, Paquetá, Rodrygo

And in other positions you have guys like Militão, Lodi, Guimarães, Magalhães and so on

Since the copa the team's just gotten such a renewal

[lament agate]

the new estadio santiago bernabeu will have an esports arena

thats cool

[rapid topaz]

Good job to atletico madrid

[desert saddle]

United are ass

[surreal wadi]

Was it a nice goal from renan lodi?

[sacred sorrel]

good header

Man United's defense left him completely free

[bleak swallow]

[umbral sky]

Tricky header

De Gea thought it was gonna go for the second post

But it bounced on the floor and entered through the near post

Was it a nice goal from Nunes? 💀💀💀

[surreal wadi]

The heading was good but the mistake from Onana

[high oxide]

I thought onana was going to inter

[grave glen]

He is in the summer

[high oxide]

oh

[potent spade]

Lol Onana is Ajax 4th keeper but the other 3 all have longterm injuries 💀

I'm guessing he's gonna be an extra keeper at inter too

He's just bad now

[floral pike]

He is

[floral pike]

No he will be main keeper probably it depends. Much better to have him than handa that can’t stand properly

[toxic hinge]

ffs this looks so clean

[slender olive]

Best set of kits since 20/21

…which isn’t that long ago, lol

[sand gate]

Did he forget the game vs Juventus?

[dark yacht]

bruh

[sand gate]

🚨 Arsenal have made an offer to Ronald Araujo of around €6m per season. The player’s contract ends in 2023. Reports, @gerardromero.

[rapid topaz]

Hoof

Good*

[compact siren]

Spotify Camp Nou hurts more than Emirates Stadium

[grave glen]

It hurts you?

I don't mind as long as they didn't remove camp nou from the name

[compact siren]

My brain

[calm totem]

LMAOOO

It sounds alright ngl

[red knot]

Its not bad

People just like to laugh at Barca for anything

[tropic dome]

No we ain't selling him

[tropic dome]

As long as we are not poor its ok

[chrome slate]

propaganda smh

[frank robin]

lol

oh

congrats on assistant

[chrome slate]

what is this?

💀

[frank robin]

yk how zebras camouflage?

same idea

[chrome slate]

but Atletico don't need camouflage. They are already invisible

[frank robin]

💀

thats not official tho

so i wouldnt worry

[chrome slate]

footy most trusted :)

and nike are nike

[frank robin]

hmm

[chrome slate]

first barca, now psg and atletico

[frank robin]

yh

[grave glen]

which team will relegate to segunda? which team will promote to LaLiga

[frank robin]

levante, mallorca and alaves will go down

[torn ermine]

could be cadiz too

[still pagoda]

levante alaves granada

i feel cadiz will escape

[toxic hinge]

Ferland Mendy is out for el Classico

[sand gate]

Marcelo or mendy will play

not all bad

[toxic hinge]

You will have to play Marcelo 😭😭

Das tuff

[sand gate]

Nacho played vs psg

So I doubt Marcelo will start

He came on

Later in game

Nacho can play anywhere in defense thankfully

Lb cb rb

[compact siren]

Somehow I just can't think of Spotify Camp Nou I imagine only if Real Madrid played at the Microsoft Santiago Bernabeu

[left meadow]

Spotify camp nou

Gonna hear the ad after the europa leageu anthem

[rapid topaz]

Meh

I love our kits tho

The ones for next szn

[bleak swallow]

Auba exposed pique

[torn ermine]

tf

😭

[sand gate]

Mohamed Salah has given signals to Barcelona of his total willingness to sign for them this summer. [sport]

[grave glen]

[dire quiver]

Pain

[desert saddle]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1504061085724332037

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨🎖| Abductor injury for Ferland Mendy. He will be out for 10-15 days. @MarioCortegana

Likes

753

Twitter · Mar 16, 2022, 11:44 AM

damn

[limpid quest]

https://twitter.com/Barca_Buzz/status/1504107772769492995?t=2N5h3UC6K4rdALScf3ykVg&s=09

Barça Buzz (@Barca_Buzz)

👕| Barcelona's agreement with Spotify will turn the shirt "into a space that can pay tribute to different artists from all over the world".

• The Weeknd, Shakira, Justin Bieber, Sebastián Yatra, Ludmilla, Darshan Raval, Jonita Gandhi and many more, even BTS.

Via (🟡): @sport https://t.co/9Mb2yfbnOt

Likes

293

Twitter · Mar 16, 2022, 2:50 PM

[desert saddle]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1504058114873700353

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨| Rodrygo is training with the team! https://t.co/5DRfZD3caw

Likes

1390

Twitter · Mar 16, 2022, 11:32 AM

now show Benzema

[sacred sorrel]

Ludmilla in the Barca shirt lmfao 😂 😂 😂

[runic cipher]

Other than Spotify, the sponsors kill the shirt

[grave glen]

GOSH THAT IS THE NEW KIT.

I CANT ANYMORE

Please bring back the 2015 kit

please..

[grave glen]

fr? ong?

[sand gate]

Yeh

[torn ermine]

wdym? do you like it or nah?

its honestly clean

[grave glen]

it might be a bit better than the last one but it's still one of the worst ive seen

[torn ermine]

honestly its decent if its being worn by players

edited

but still

[grave glen]

it looks so weird

[torn ermine]

.

[grave glen]

like from a different club

in 7th division

[torn ermine]

ig we have different tastes

[grave glen]

i wish they went back to the old striped shirts

they were simpler

and i love simple things

[crisp scroll]

is Valverde class?

[bitter hemlock]

it looks so clean

I think it's better than any kit we've had ever since 2015

[worldly beacon]

Wtf

[worldly beacon]

Know it's gonna sold fast bcoz of bts

[torn ermine]

..

just stop

[grave glen]

cant wait till "we are the champions" plays when they win juan gamber cup

[grave glen]

it just doesnt fit imo

it does look kinda cool but messi? in that shirt? scoring 91 goals?

barca? in that shirt? winning ucl?

[compact siren]

That's a nice kit but I am Allergic to Barcelona shirts

[torn ermine]

BTS smh 😭

in b4 useless come here

[grave glen]

Becoming a billboard but jersey form

[runic cipher]

Imagine we heard this news when MSN was still about💀 seeing MSN with hella artists on their shirts lol

[velvet coral]

Looks clean ngl

I would buy

[bitter hemlock]

i'm ngl,i don't rlly think salah would join bara

[bleak swallow]

https://twitter.com/reshadrahman_/status/1504153853473828869?s=21

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@ReshadRahman_)

(🌕) City/Madrid expected to be the favorites in the Haaland race, but Barça/Bayern still trying behind the scenes. Barca’s financial proposal to Haaland won’t be as good due to their situation, but they’re trying w/ the help of Xavi & the project. @FabrizioRomano #Transfers 🇳🇴

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1374

Twitter · Mar 16, 2022, 5:53 PM

[pearl steeple]

I think Barca should get 5 more strikers

just for the sake of it

No

Make it 10

[rough saffron]

Yes

[tardy eagle]

De Jong is so overrated

[tulip glade]

luuk>

[slender olive]

A

[toxic hinge]

Would bench all ur midfielders 😭😭😭

[tardy eagle]

Kondogbia clears him

[toxic hinge]

All Im seeing here is de Jong boding modric

[toxic hinge]

😭😭😭😭😭

actual dumbass

[tardy eagle]

Kondogbia pocketed Pogba, Bruno and Fred in first leg

[toxic hinge]

everyone in their are shit

[tardy eagle]

all those 3 are better than FdJ

[toxic hinge]

💀💀

[tardy eagle]

Well tbf bruno is overrated as fuck

[toxic hinge]

he is

[tardy eagle]

Fred mid aswell

[toxic hinge]

he’s not even better than kondogbia this season

And Bruno hasn’t won a UCL KO match btw

😹😹

[tardy eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/kondogbia-atletico-madrid-atletico-gif-24416673

clears poonoo

@toxic hinge thx for paying 120m for griez cos we signed felix with that money and got griezmann back aswell for 40m

[toxic hinge]

Thank That bastard bartomeu

[tardy eagle]

and thanks for suarez aswell

[toxic hinge]

he should deserve fucking jail time

[toxic hinge]

For that thank Cowman

[frank robin]

hello

nice

another atleti fan

[tardy eagle]

Nice

are you happy with griezmann @frank robin

[frank robin]

yh, he has been decent this season

[tardy eagle]

he has been our best player in UCL

[frank robin]

yh

[tardy eagle]

carried us in the groupstage and an amazing assist yesterday

[frank robin]

yh

his goals in group stage 🔥

[tardy eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/griezmann-gif-23513782

@frank robin any other atleti fan here?

[frank robin]

there is one i know

he is called

"atleti"

and there are like two more that barely ever talk

[ember ruin]

@umbral sky (sorry for ping)

[umbral sky]

Hey

No prob

[ember ruin]

@grave glen (sorry for ping)

these are the atleti fans

[frank robin]

yh, them

[compact siren]

Lewandowski: Scores two goals from penalties and scores a hat-trick
"Neutral" Fans: OMG Ballon D'or 2022 deserved #Goat #underrated

Karim Benzema: scores a hat-trick
Same "Neutral" fans: Tap in Merchant so overrated booo. Benzema is overrated shit

[toxic hinge]

Benz clear of Lewa I’m afraid

[slender olive]

not true

he got a lot of praise

[tardy eagle]

As atleti fan I'd rather want Benzema to win it because he is miles better than Lewa

[toxic hinge]

https://twitter.com/barcatimes/status/1504230349705994249?s=21

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes)

🚨[ @gerardromero🥇] | At Joan Laporta’s request, Barcelona will play El Clásico on Sunday with the senyera kit. #fcblive https://t.co/6lBL7orQbi

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120

Twitter · Mar 16, 2022, 10:57 PM

Advantage Real Madrid FOR FUCKS SAKE

[grave glen]

I mean we beat Napoli in that kit

[toxic hinge]

This kit brings bad luck dawg

Hope we draw at least

better to win

[iron marten]

What's up with this kit? Is it like cursed or something? I always see Barcelona fans witnessing true horror when they're aware that they have to play with it. 💀

[obsidian wolf]

3 Spain teams going through the champion league

[rapid topaz]

Owns utd

[rapid topaz]

Yes

[slender olive]

i think its okay

[toxic hinge]

Oh boy

It brings on bad vibes

can we just talk about araujos transformation

Absolute beast

[torn ermine]

damn villareal 😮

[icy jolt]

Wait Villarreal beat Juventus in Turin?

[tardy eagle]

Yeah. they did

La Liga on top

🔥

[torn ermine]

3 la liga clubs remain

noice

[toxic hinge]

Should’ve been 4

[frank robin]

3-0

[rapid topaz]

THANK GOD SOME ONE HAS SAID IT

[frank robin]

yh

[rapid topaz]

I despise that yellow kit

Brings terrible memories

[frank robin]

almost half of quarter finals is laliga

lol

and not barca

[rapid topaz]

Fr

[rapid topaz]

We have lost.

[rapid topaz]

Damn 😔

Why I gotta do us like that

[frank robin]

just saying,

if u and sevilla didnt fraud, 5 laliga teams would remain

[rapid topaz]

Koeman was a parasite for us

[vital kernel]

Koeman wasn't really that bad

[lucid meadow]

yeah he was exceptionally bad

[grave glen]

Koeman was the worst Barcelona manager of all time

[chrome slate]

[chrome slate]

almost 60% win rate though

[chrome slate]

https://twitter.com/barcacentre/status/1504381156334219270?s=20&t=KI744m5US-EWkDxNi76a4Q

barcacentre (@barcacentre)

Expected lineup. [md] https://t.co/iAa2YTNKHN

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812

Twitter · Mar 17, 2022, 8:56 AM

[vital kernel]

Dest lol

[slate kayak]

is lel clasico today

[slate kayak]

dont judge a new manager till the bounce ends

let xavi hit his first roadbump

[chrome slate]

lel clasico?
also, no

[slate kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-lel-dance-funny-meme-gif-12438731

[chrome slate]

Barca can't be underestimated right now

[grave glen]

Koeman had the worst Barcelona team of all time*

[tardy eagle]

they cant even win against Galatasaray

[toxic hinge]

https://twitter.com/themadridzone/status/1504407131663044612?s=21

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

The special edition El Clasico kits.

⚫️ — 🌕🔴 https://t.co/SfiiCM3vAw

Likes

540

Twitter · Mar 17, 2022, 10:39 AM

[toxic hinge]

Still cant underestimate Barca

[tardy eagle]

noone fears barca besides small clubs

[toxic hinge]

your club ended up with fear ness tho 😹

[tardy eagle]

Fluke

[knotty yacht]

https://twitter.com/madridxtra/status/1504416632554373122?s=21

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨| Florentino Perez and Jose Angel Sanchez had a meeting this week and discussed the 3 targets for the summer:

Kylian Mbappe, Erling Haaland and Tchouameni. @marca

Likes

1551

Twitter · Mar 17, 2022, 11:17 AM

We need a rb bruh

But we should never miss in the opportunity to sign haaland and mbappe

[tardy eagle]

Haaland will join us

[knotty yacht]

Fasho

[toxic hinge]

Haaland doesn’t care for the money

He only cares about the sporting project

[knotty yacht]

Just give up man

[tardy eagle]

thats why he should not join Barca

[toxic hinge]

we are not the best at financial deals, but our sporting project can convince him

[knotty yacht]

You’re out of the race😭

It’s not happening

[toxic hinge]

we’re not 💀

[compact siren]

Real Madrid Project>>>FC Barcelona whole history

[toxic hinge]

legit we’re not if you pay attention

[knotty yacht]

U are tho

[toxic hinge]

you wish

[toxic hinge]

Why so?

And don’t bring about finished club of playing in Europa league 💀

something new at least

[compact siren]

Because Barcelona is just Spanish Spurs

[toxic hinge]

Next season we will be improving a lot

[toxic hinge]

??

[tardy eagle]

He should join the best clubs in la liga from Madrid

[compact siren]

Real Madrid

[toxic hinge]

he can be better with Barcelona, Madrid has already too much super stars

Madrid don’t even have a project

Only matter of time he makes his decision

If he wants for the sporting project, then come to Barcelona

[compact siren]

But Barcelona doesn't even have small stars

[toxic hinge]

Deluded Real fan

You just hate on Barcelona

Which is not surprising

[tardy eagle]

There is no reason for Haaland to join Barca when he can join Bayern, Real, City, Atleti, Chelsea

[toxic hinge]

This kid said atleti 😭😭😭

[tardy eagle]

he wants a good team now already not a team that will be good in 5 years 🤨

[toxic hinge]

you aren’t even the race small club

[tardy eagle]

Whatever, felix is better

[toxic hinge]

💀💀💀💀

floppp

[toxic hinge]

Better than pelix

[compact siren]

No way! Felix don't work with Atletico.

[toxic hinge]

Only atletits fans would disagree

[compact siren]

As we Finns say: Sun unissas

[lament agate]

man fuck haaland

let him go

we have our world class striker

someone will come up over the 2 years

that benz has left

we need to sign full backs badly

ferland mendy cannot attack at all

??

wrong chat lmao

[sand gate]

What player comes to mind when u look at this kit ?

[fading ember]

all 3 of BBC

[lament agate]

bale

i dont know why

but bale

[sand gate]

Yeh

[bleak swallow]

Stupid

[grave glen]

Hey

[plain elbow]

Hello!

[compact siren]

https://www.laliiga.com/2022/03/16/lahde-arsenal-haluaa-eden-hazardin/

In English: Arsenal want Eden Hazard, Eden Hazard is due to leave Real Madrid after the current season. Real Madrid want to get rid of their expensive-paid futility and have already lost hope that Hazard will one day get back to his previous level. To a level that Real Madrid have never seen before. According to Foot Mercato, Arsenal are interested in Hazard

[icy jolt]

They won’t sign him though

I think

[bitter hemlock]

If Benzema is injured for el clasico, it's safe to say that, real madrid would be fucked

[bitter hemlock]

Courtois 💀

[sand gate]

He never played with Madrid thus season

[tardy eagle]

Cant even beat galatasaray have some shame

[bitter hemlock]

bro, stfu

it's not like ur gonna win a trophy this season anyways

btw guys

[stuck leaf]

yee

[bitter hemlock]

Kroos 🆚 Modric

i say modric

[tardy eagle]

what trophy you gonna win?

[stuck leaf]

i go kroos

[bitter hemlock]

uel

[tardy eagle]

lol

[ripe field]

casillas

[tardy eagle]

UCL round of 16 is as equal as winning the UEL

[bitter hemlock]

bro, don't talk, show ur ucl cabinet, show ur trophy cabinet

and anyways

[tardy eagle]

We won La Liga last season literally

[bitter hemlock]

you guys gonna lose in qfs

[ripe field]

united qualified to the round of 16 and couldn't win the europa league

[bitter hemlock]

ur 5th la liga title, awww

[tardy eagle]

Ok quarters then

[ripe field]

fair enough

[bleak swallow]

Lmaoo then why didnt man u win it last season against Sevilla

[ripe field]

but barca are doing a lot better than atleti

and that's a fact

[bitter hemlock]

Real madrid - 34 la liga titles
Barca - 26 la liga titles
atleti - 5 la liga titles

[tardy eagle]

what a lie

[bleak swallow]

Its a fact

[bitter hemlock]

what lie

[tardy eagle]

we survived in the hardest group

[bitter hemlock]

@tardy eagle can't hide the truth

[bitter hemlock]

nah,

@tardy eagle what an achievement, huh?

[bleak swallow]

Past 10 games more points than you smashed you above you… and playing better football than you

[stuck leaf]

tbh real madrid are better

[ripe field]

we lost a game last time in january and it was in et

[ripe field]

it's between barca and atleti

[bleak swallow]

Did i forgot unbeaten in la liga since like December

[stuck leaf]

barca be better

[ripe field]

facts

you can't deny that

it's like saying villareal are doing better than barca

cuz they are in the quarters

and beat a crippled juve side

[bitter hemlock]

we're not talking abt the soon to be la liga champions

[grave glen]

Can't wait for Sunday

[tardy eagle]

we've been unbeaten for 6 games

[bitter hemlock]

and i think we will finish 2nd this season in la liga

[tardy eagle]

Lol

[bitter hemlock]

sevilla keep on dropping pts

[tardy eagle]

You will finish fourth

[ripe field]

we've been for 10

[ripe field]

dream on

[bitter hemlock]

14 actually

[ripe field]

we lost to bilbao

[stuck leaf]

anybody wanna know myfavourite teams?

[ripe field]

and real madrid

[bitter hemlock]

i mean in la liga

[ripe field]

real madrid

[ripe field]

then 14 yes

[stuck leaf]

yea and man u

[ripe field]

and juve?

[bleak swallow]

Man you lost to levante 😭anyways felix the only reason people watch your haram ball team play

[stuck leaf]

ye

[bitter hemlock]

and bayern, and juve, and psg?

[ripe field]

what about sporting?

[tardy eagle]

You support PISSG be quiet

[stuck leaf]

i like bayern juve madrid and man u

sporting is fine

[tardy eagle]

1billion squad and cant come to quarterfinal of the UCL

[bitter hemlock]

ngl, i feel like you only like teams that have won their respective leagues most 💀

[bleak swallow]

We would smash you and we actually winning a trophy this season unlike you

You’ll draw bayern or city next round

And get smashed

[obsidian wolf]

gl to the Barca fans today

[tardy eagle]

lmao go enjoy ur french league title

[stuck leaf]

nah j just like them because of their players

[bitter hemlock]

@tardy eagle mb, atleti have actually won 11 la liga titles

[tardy eagle]

which was secured before the season even started

[bleak swallow]

Enjoy your no titles 🤣

[grave glen]

Thanks mate

[tardy eagle]

This wont give Mbappe a contract extension

[bitter hemlock]

i used to support a team from each of the top 5 european leagues, but i stopped supporting 3 of them bc i wanted to only support my 2 favorites, i was 10 at the time

[grave glen]

I can't stand ppl who support like 1000 teams, like bro make up your mind lol

[bleak swallow]

Warra la liga title for you and okay Lmaoo? We have rebuilt our team before even if he leaves we will buy replacements once felix leave your dusted club you gonna be playing suarez and Greizman mid table time

[sand gate]

Atleti can make it far in ucl idc

[grave glen]

If they park the bus, yes

[sand gate]

their style of play makes it complicated for most teams

[bleak swallow]

They get bayern city or pool and its ggs

[bitter hemlock]

same, i find them as fake fans

[sand gate]

I think they beat city

Bayern and pool nah

[bleak swallow]

They wont see the ball mate lol

[sand gate]

city and psg kinda the same in bottling lmao

[bitter hemlock]

depends on their qf draw, if they draw anyone that is not benfica or villareal, they're fucked

[sand gate]

They never do

[tardy eagle]

You support Barca and Man United

[bleak swallow]

They always do its how they score city wont let them attack at all

And walker will clean up any ball in behind

Easily

[bitter hemlock]

barca since i was a child, man utd from my dad, how am i a fake fan?

[tardy eagle]

You act like you didnt bottle your own league last season

[bleak swallow]

and you won yours we in a new season whats your point

[bitter hemlock]

@tardy eagle just stfu, you talk shit abt every other club that isn't atletico

[tardy eagle]

How

[grave glen]

I would've loved to see Sevilla win the league this season tbf

[tardy eagle]

I didnt talk shit about any club

[bitter hemlock]

barca, psg, man utd...

[bitter hemlock]

lmao

[tardy eagle]

you said you can easily beat Real

that shows how biased you are

they are still like 5 levels ahead of you

[grave glen]

I don't claim him

We've been finding our form recently but there's no way you can say that we can EASILY beat Real Madrid at this time

[tardy eagle]

you agreed with someone talking shit about supporting multiplie clubs

[grave glen]

Sure we can create some problems for them but it's not gonna be easy at all

[tardy eagle]

This is a good answer GG

[still pagoda]

😍

[compact siren]

https://youtu.be/gEAdbUL3TZc

[sand gate]

REAL Madrid gonna wear this for el Classico

120th anniversary 🖤

[amber garden]

damn

[worldly beacon]

🔥🔥Better then barca b tech Mcdonald kit

[sand gate]

This one is fire bruh hopefully it’s for sale

So I can get one

[grave glen]

good luck barca, i wish they'd at least win europa league 🙏

[toxic hinge]

First time we ain’t wearing the home kit

We wearing the fourth kits

[graceful musk]

reminds me of that black away/third kit they had like 4-5 years ago

[toxic hinge]

fr

[runic cipher]

That’s 🔥 Ngl. Should be their third kit

[graceful musk]

ayy nice pfp @toxic hinge

i see u recognise the goat

[toxic hinge]

he’s the goat in my eyes

pessi and penaldog who? 😹

[graceful musk]

lmao

[sand gate]

14/15

[graceful musk]

yup this one

i have this Jersey actually

[sand gate]

Nice

[graceful musk]

was a kid back then

[sand gate]

I have the white one from that season

[graceful musk]

won't fit me now

[graceful musk]

nice

i love the barcelona champions league kit this season though

more like europa league kit but yeah

[runic cipher]

This is defo one of their best jerseys of all time

[sand gate]

Their lavender one is nice

[graceful musk]

the away one too

need to cop them before the season ends

the home kit isn't great though i didn't like it

[toxic hinge]

The Barca UCL exclusive third kit should’ve been our home kit

[graceful musk]

i agree

[toxic hinge]

it’s so fucking clean man

[graceful musk]

also barca Spotify sponsorship confirmed

im hyped

[toxic hinge]

yeh

same

[graceful musk]

ikr bro

[toxic hinge]

Just look

[graceful musk]

🥵

[toxic hinge]

The leaked kits for next season

[graceful musk]

the away kit doesn't fitin

the home ones fine though

[toxic hinge]

yeh

[graceful musk]

it'll look better on the women's team

imo

[toxic hinge]

For sure

[shy tusk]

all barca fans to download spotify immediately😃👍🏿

[runic cipher]

That looks worse than the black red and blue concept that was going around

[graceful musk]

bought Spotify premium too bro

ever since the rumours started

[shy tusk]

omg chad

[graceful musk]

need to fund Spotify to sponsor barca

or else

Spotify broke barca broke

broke club broke sponsor

anyways rakuten looked cool on the shirts too

unlike juves sponsor which completely throws off the jersey

[vital kernel]

Narca

[tough star]

Fuck

Fucking ACL tear

There goes even trying to push top 4

[plain elbow]

Oh no!

Poor guy

Wishing him a speedy recovery

[grave glen]

Damn

[plain elbow]

I hope he recovers in time for the WC.

[viral stirrup]

Real madris fans are gonna uninstall spotify 😂

[sand gate]

We got Apple Music

Not worried

[torn ermine]

the inferior one 😤

[sand gate]

Nah

[viral stirrup]

Plot twist: atl madrid is gonna collab with apple music🧐

[sand gate]

YouTube premium it is

[viral stirrup]

Another plot twist: sevilla is gonna collab with youtube

[sand gate]

That’s fine

They not rivals

[tulip glade]

🥵

[pliant frost]

https://twitter.com/infosfcb/status/1504560034360934417

infosfcb  (@infosfcb)

🗣️ Gökhan Dinç (Turkish journalist):

“In the last 15 minutes, Barcelona played like a team from Anatolia… aren't you ashamed of yourself, Alba? Aren't you ashamed of yourself, Piqué?” https://t.co/qnJ4X8X1AR

Twitter · Mar 17, 2022, 8:47 PM

😭 💀

https://tenor.com/view/salty-thats-a-little-salty-little-salty-ice-age-sid-gif-5248915

Any way

Barca are beating madrid

I'm calling it

And I'm beeing dead serious

Madrid got no chance

[toxic hinge]

relax.

[pliant frost]

Just sit there

Relax

And watch everything unfold before your eyes

[toxic hinge]

Hope to see that

[tardy eagle]

Man come on Betis you have to beat Frankfurt

sevilla too tf

[obsidian wolf]

Betis scores

[tardy eagle]

W

[obsidian wolf]

Yessir

[tardy eagle]

didnt age well

Betis and Sevilla both out

[plain elbow]

Betis and Sevilla have been eliminated from European football.

[iron marten]

I cannot imagine what would've happened if Betis went through

Honestly, I saw this happening

[bleak swallow]

Yikes

[toxic hinge]

Betis and Sevilla 😔

Wished they have gotten through

[dark yacht]

😳

[bleak swallow]

https://twitter.com/barcauniversal/status/1504600451433603078?s=21

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal)

Reguilón has been offered to Barcelona by his agents.

— @gerardromero https://t.co/wGQ08AC61N

Twitter · Mar 17, 2022, 11:27 PM

[slender olive]

w h a t

[crystal brook]

bro,do you know how to get 4k highlights ?

[slender olive]

Predictions for El clasico?

I say 2-2

But hopefully we win

[tardy eagle]

4:1 real

[ember ruin]

I say 1-1

[still pagoda]

what

[still pagoda]

2-1 real

[slender olive]

fairs

[still pagoda]

mendy is injured

that means adama/dembele vs marcelo/nacho

😬

[slender olive]

Lol

Well

we might have to play alves

so

Alves vs vincius

[still pagoda]

nice

[torn ermine]

how is benz?

thats the one thing i want to know

some say he is injured?

[still pagoda]

hes a doubt for the game

i hope they dont rush him back though

because theres no need to

[amber garden]

damn 🔥

also sevilla out of their "save our season competition", the europa league

not to worry

they gonna finish top 4

[normal idol]

did the la liga channel miss my primera rfef analysis

i bet it did

[fading ember]

Yeah it did

[vital kernel]

Betis is so overrated

[fading ember]

Just like Dortmund

[chrome slate]

[vital kernel]

Nah no one rates us

[grave glen]

Exactly

There not that good

[vital kernel]

Yes

[grave glen]

Villareal are better then them

Even though there 7th

But they beat them in February 2-0

And are in UCL QF

[thin ivy]

im impressed how villareal made it to the quarters

also when does the draw start

[frank robin]

Soon

[chrome slate]

no nacho again

ffs

[thin ivy]

fuck me we're playing chelsea

not this bullshit again

literally anyone but chelsea

[iron marten]

Real Madrid have to get revenge

[thin ivy]

im pissed

[worldly beacon]

Ok we got our 1 boy

[wicked pebble]

hi

[tardy eagle]

ffs man

time to knock out the other Manchester Club

[frank robin]

yessir

if we can beat one,

then why not the other

[tardy eagle]

I think this is the last time we met Pep in the UCL @frank robin

[bleak swallow]

Bye bye atleti

Bayern winning ucl

Chelsea getting smashed by madrid then lose to city

[worldly beacon]

We need to humble Chelsea asap

[worldly beacon]

If city and bayern face each other thrn city winning actually we r winning it

[bleak swallow]

You are not beating city

[worldly beacon]

Because we facing atletico

[bleak swallow]

Nah they getting slapped

[tardy eagle]

I predict us to win 2:1

on aggregate

Shithouse win

[lament agate]

i mean when real madrid were the kings of europe chelsea were fighting it out in the europa elague

[bleak swallow]

Sitback vs city wont help you

[worldly beacon]

Yup right but still we need to win

[tardy eagle]

It helped against pep under bayern

[worldly beacon]

No

[tardy eagle]

[lament agate]

we will

[worldly beacon]

Not this time

[worldly beacon]

InshaAllah

[tardy eagle]

Madrid derby in Semifinal btw

[worldly beacon]

W

[rapid topaz]

Atleti will beat city.

[rapid topaz]

I say atletico madrid would win 3-1 on agg, 1-1 away and 2-0 at home

[worldly beacon]

Breaking the streak this time

[compact siren]

Real Madrid beat Chelsea! Chelsea's games has suffered as goals are scarce

[foggy cape]

Dont just humble chelski just beat the shit out of them

And do give them some money to return to Stamford bridge

[iron marten]

Lol

Atlético fans are really used to shithouse wins huh

[compact siren]

Me right now:

[torn ermine]

nice, use the inferior version

[bleak glacier]

YT music > Spotify

[compact siren]

I'm going to ask this question to all clubs fans, so:
Which five players would you like to see at your favourite club in three years?
My list
1: Kylian Mbappe Next Summer
2: Reece James next summer
3: Harry Kane (when Benzema leaves)
4: Barella Whenever
5: Škriniar Whenever
6: Naatan Skyttä Next summer

[bleak glacier]

Naatan skyta

[grave glen]

Reece James at Real bruuhhh 💀💀💀

AND HARRY KANE

Lmfao

[compact siren]

It's just a dream.

[bleak glacier]

Pedri to Galatasaray

In 15 years

[grave glen]

Those are some fifa transfers mate, keep dreaming

[compact siren]

So? He is a good player and Real Madrid need a striker in the future

[compact siren]

Maybe

[bleak glacier]

Do you remember the last English striker at Real

[compact siren]

No NONOONO no shhh

[sacred sorrel]

Real gonna sign:

Mbappe
Vinicius Tobias
Young Brazilian winger n°3256295

Oh and gonna already set a deal with Palmeiras for when Endrick turns 18

[grave glen]

So basically you're telling me they're gonna be Brazil national team 2.0

They just buy all the Brazilian players in existence

Lmfao

[sacred sorrel]

Yes

They are contributing relief efforts to the Brazilian economy at this point

Perez has Vinicius Jr, Militão, Casemiro and Rodrygo but still isn't satisfied 😭

[grave glen]

I wanna see a team full of Brazilians and mbappe upfront

[lost plaza]

atletico does the same thing

virtually all of the players we’ve signed in the past decade have come from portuguese speaking countries

[runic cipher]

Who’s Vinicius Tobias? Never heard of him in my life

[sacred sorrel]

18 y/o Brazilian RB from Shakhtar

[bleak swallow]

https://twitter.com/barcacentre/status/1504793798487990273?s=21

barcacentre (@barcacentre)

Barça have gone 11 games without defeat, their best run in two years. [fcb] https://t.co/QlFD0d2dDx

Likes

3893

Retweets

225

Twitter · Mar 18, 2022, 12:16 PM

[toxic hinge]

Underrated Barca

[mellow charm]

hi

[still pagoda]

i would love that

free spot in the final*

for us

[tardy eagle]

[still pagoda]

i wont even be surprised if atleti manage to beat man city

using anything and everything apart from football talent

[slender olive]

Ok we got Frankfurt

Good draw

[thin ivy]

wat

[thin ivy]

They might be city rivals but id be happy if they beat oil city

[fallen orchid]

Real is going to lose to Chelsea

[bleak glacier]

Yea
I love YT music tbh

[pearl steeple]

Thank you, betting 10.000 euros

[still pagoda]

they might win but not because of playing better, but rather because of shithousery and clowning there way to a 1-0 after 210 minutes

• pep being bald

[thin ivy]

Sure but I doubt it cus oil city got debruyne

[still pagoda]

yeah they'll easily win lol

hopefully we beat chelsea

vini will cook them

[warm delta]

Why more than Spotify?

[still pagoda]

he wont be playing fucking rwb this time

[bleak glacier]

I mean there are more options
Like whole live performances etc

[warm delta]

I see

[fallen orchid]

YT music is better no🧢

My account is 7 years

From Google music into YouTube music

[runic cipher]

🚨 Real Madrid and AS Monaco have reached an agreement for Aurélien Tchouameni. The fee will be €50m + €15m bonus.

Source: @marca

[warm delta]

Real Madrid is doing what PSG should have done years ago

Meaning buying the incredible diamonds of the best league itw : Ligue 1

[runic cipher]

Fr, Madrid making smart moves rn. Building for the future because they know their midfield is aging now.

[warm delta]

Many french players, my man is doing Team France 2 as a club 💀

[runic cipher]

Lmao, tbf a top team was going to eventually come for Tchouameni, he’s top quality.

[warm delta]

The guy played his first international match in the worse context for a young player :

• A team in doubt
• the strategy wasn't yet chosen
• the coach was questioned on his position
• Nobody was playing well that night

Result : He was our best player and helped us to build the play before the goal

That's the kind of player who doesn't shit his pants

[compact siren]

https://youtube.com/shorts/W9F67Fy6MWU?feature=share

[slender olive]

I think we'll probably beat Frankfurt

win in both legs

but im excited to face west ham

that'll be fun

ngl

starting to enjoy EL

has a diff vibe

ik its not our level

but

being in a comp where we can face all these european teams that are dreaming

like west ham, rangers, etc.

[sacred sorrel]

Sorry bro, Real is already Brazil FC

[half iris]

¿Alguien habla el español?

[plain elbow]

👋

[warm delta]

And it's going to be France Team soon

[bleak glacier]

Enes statpadding LaLiga

He scored against Athletic too

[worldly beacon]

Frenkie de jong playing fifa career mode despite e football sponsor barca

[iron tendon]

Pes sponsored barca not de Jong

[red knot]

De jong is contracted to Barca

[slender olive]

where

oh

nvm

im dumb

[winged citrus]

My man asked where 💀

[tardy eagle]

Masterclass soon vs City

[pliant frost]

💀

[modern aurora]

.

[ripe plover]

Burnley soon

[gloomy badger]

Can't wait for it

[tropic dome]

Ez win for atletico madrid

4-0

[normal idol]

deluded

[thin ivy]

its not real

[torn ermine]

marca again

lol

[late kernel]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1505127118560182274?t=uTgs4PemFwdytTVGeLveqQ&s=19

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨| Benzema does not train with the group, he’s OUT for the match against Barça. @SQuirante #rmalive

Likes

436

Twitter · Mar 19, 2022, 10:20 AM

[worldly beacon]

😭 😭 😭

[ripe plover]

Barca have a chance now

In fact they are favorites

[grave glen]

Never seen Tchoumani play

[frank robin]

he is good

nothing crazy

[bitter hemlock]

Advantage Barca

[bitter hemlock]

if benzema was fit, madrid would be favorites

[bitter hemlock]

imo, there are better players

french and english players usually get so much hype for some reason

[ripe plover]

That’s what I meant

[cosmic parcel]

benzio

big ben

[warm delta]

Mentally very strong

[frank robin]

he would make a good captain one day

[grave glen]

clasico doesn't carry the same hype it did 4-5 years ago

they need renewed rivalry

[fading ember]

https://twitter.com/reshadrahman_/status/1505153933471522818?s=21

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@ReshadRahman_)

🛑 Confirmation from Carlo Ancelotti that both, Benzema and Mendy, are OUT for the game against Barcelona tomorrow. #ElClasico ⚪️

Twitter · Mar 19, 2022, 12:07 PM

[toxic hinge]

Vamossssssss

advantage Barcelona

[chrome slate]

[worldly beacon]

[gloomy badger]

Tell me you don't watch Atleti without telling me you don't watch Atleti

[lusty sorrel]

😅

[toxic hinge]

Watching Atleti is boring

[plain elbow]

Alavés just bottled their lead against Granada.

They’re definitely going down.

[toxic hinge]

Alaves are done

[crisp scroll]

Was this keeper good?

[sand gate]

Yea

[grave glen]

Ter stegen better

[still pagoda]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[worldly beacon]

[gloomy badger]

It really depends on you

[worldly beacon]

Right

[grave glen]

el clasico tomorrow how are we feeling boys?

[toxic hinge]

Excited

Barcelona are actually pretty good this time around

Really wanna see how much we’ve improved and how this match can turn out

[tardy eagle]

[whole basin]

Barca gonna win the el classico

Without Benz madrid ctsnt win

Can't*

Lezzzzgooo

[worldly beacon]

1111 days since barcelona win a el Clasico

[tulip glade]

jinx

[whole basin]

Now they gonna win

Xavi is here

Hope is here

Barca are at a brilliant from

[prisma swift]

https://twitter.com/BarcaUniversal/status/1505236227422928906

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal)

Barcelona are interested in Danilo to reinforce the right-back position. It is a complicated operation, but Barcelona could plan to offer Sergiño Dest in a swap-deal.

— @mundodeportivo

Twitter · Mar 19, 2022, 5:34 PM

@fading ember

[fading ember]

https://tenor.com/view/umm-confused-blinking-okay-white-guy-blinking-gif-7513882

I mean

I don’t mind his a backup/squad player

[prisma swift]

danilo has improved under allegri

[fading ember]

But not a starter

[fading ember]

He isn’t bad

But isn’t starter quality

[slender olive]

yes

barca should sign me imo

me>>>>everyone

[tardy eagle]

This guy is so bad yet gets an offer from every top club

[rapid topaz]

BENZEMA OUT

LETS GOOOO

Vini and modric next???

[grave glen]

Chimy Avila scored again

This mf

Osasuna 1- 0 Levante 44'

[slender olive]

its not good to celebrate other peoples injuries

[iron tendon]

Elclassico in 13 hours

[slender olive]

uh no

its in like

25

hours

[obsidian wolf]

Thank you

[iron tendon]

Oh yeah xd

[worldly beacon]

🤡

[tardy eagle]

we play in 1,5h

@gloomy badger @unique elm

[gloomy badger]

Ik

[gloomy badger]

We should win easily

[unique elm]

Ez win

[gloomy badger]

Let's gooo

We just need to play Felix and griezmann every game

[grave glen]

Budimir now

Osasuna 2-0 Levante 57'

Very dumb goal

Levante should just go to 2nd div

Bruh

3-0

Dumb defending now

3-1

[gloomy badger]

@tardy eagle @unique elm Griezmann and Felix in the attack, that's a win

[rapid topaz]

Ok mv

Mb*

[tardy eagle]

Fuckin hell and I cant watch

[gloomy badger]

Why

[tardy eagle]

I'm not at home

I will be lucky to watch the 2nd half

[gloomy badger]

Nice

[sand gate]

No benzema no problem

[grave glen]

FT Osasuna 3-1 Levante

[worldly beacon]

Levante only becomes good when they face barcelona

[worldly beacon]

Yup

[worldly beacon]

Griezmann overhyped

[gloomy badger]

Maybe, but i think he's a better option then Suarez and Corea

[worldly beacon]

Not sure about corea suarez maybe how is suarez this season is he fit?

[gloomy badger]

Well he's ok, but i think Griezmann would have more goals and assists than him if he wasn't injured, plus Griezmann is more creative and younger

Gtg now

[worldly beacon]

Greizman wasn't good against utd was just mid or avg

If atletico use the same tactics against city they won't win

[tardy eagle]

You talk without knowledge

He carried us in the UCL Groupstage and had the winning assist

against utd

[errant skiff]

City is weak against teams who sit deep and play on the counter

They lost against spurs and palace for a reason

[worldly beacon]

Atletico can't park bus properly

[worldly beacon]

I saw him against utd didn't saw him in group stage

[tardy eagle]

and he had assisted lodis goal

[errant skiff]

They defended pretty well against united and simeone's atleti is literally the team that made terrorist ball the tactic in La liga

[worldly beacon]

Wait

Ehh na won't work against city

[worldly beacon]

Utd isn't that big team to celebrate your win against

[tardy eagle]

Well lets see

[worldly beacon]

I hope he do

Because if atletico beat city it would be easy for rma

[errant skiff]

I'm not an atleti supporter

[worldly beacon]

Cadiz desrves to be relegated

And alaves and Levante too

Sevilla is shit

Shouldn't have to lose against west ham

Don't deserve ucl football next season

But sadly they getting it

Neither betis

Xavi🐐

[slender olive]

Yes, rob a bank and get the money to buy the subscription

That’s free

But you’ll end up in jail

[worldly beacon]

Ehh no

[prisma swift]

i remember when @shy dragon used to pretend being an argentinian

😭

[worldly beacon]

Ahahah why

[worldly beacon]

What's your clasico prediction?

[brave spade]

predictions for el clasico?

[brave spade]

draw

[slender olive]

2-2 or 1-2

[worldly beacon]

Ah i am getting same feeling

[worldly beacon]

3-3

[brave spade]

Who will score?

With madrid’s nb 9 off the table

[grave glen]

A win for us would be sooo nice