la-liga

[grim thicket]

even uefa super cup

[plain elbow]

hmm, interesting.

[grim thicket]

uefa super cup would have a lot more meaning with that imo

rn its something not many care about a lot

[queen fiber]

Nothing then

[grim thicket]

i just hope vini goes easy on the 38 year old's knees and ankles

[chrome slate]

I agree.

[chrome slate]

I'm worried. Dani is not holding back and it looks like he will be like a brick wall against Vini

[bleak swallow]

They wont do that

[grim thicket]

meh top 4 leagues dont have equal-ish teams.....like italian champs are much weaker than say, german champs

[bleak swallow]

That takes away hype from ucl they wont allow that

[plain elbow]

Well

[grim thicket]

nah dw, he's slow, vini's strength is when he has space to run, mf gonna wreck alves

[plain elbow]

They already have the ICC over the summer.

They typically invite teams of high profile per league.

[grim thicket]

also what you described was very similar to the ESL lol

[bleak swallow]

What lineup are you predicting

[grim thicket]

oooh yes big trophy

[plain elbow]

I’ve been to a few ICC matches.

[grim thicket]

probably starting squads since it is a preseason trophy

[plain elbow]

They’re expensive and not worth much time.

[grim thicket]

but theyll rotate heavily

[plain elbow]

For the match?

[bleak swallow]

Yeah

[plain elbow]

oof, idk man.

kind of uncertain, not ruling out a possible back three.

[bleak swallow]

I honestly would rather us go with the 3 cbs and alba as an inverted full back like we were doing but without Araujo i dont know who can handle that third cb role on Vinicius side

i think putting alves up against vini is asking for trouble

[plain elbow]

Placing Araujo next to him would be a bit more secure at least.

If it ends up being Alves + Eric Garcia or Mingueza on the right hand flank though, prepare the eulogy….

[bleak swallow]

Lol

[plain elbow]

Actually

Never mind

Is Eric Garcia traveling?

[bleak swallow]

Garcia is out for 5 weeks though

[plain elbow]

Yea, forgot he sustained a hamstring injury on Saturday.

[grim thicket]

oh, i thought it was more like a league setting

[plain elbow]

And, midfield three will probably be Gavi - Busi - Nico/FDJ, unless we go with a three at the back.

[bleak swallow]

I hope we atleast start abde and dembele together should give us a fighting chance

Hes coming on for luuk i can see xavi starting luuk again

Anyone but mephis

[plain elbow]

Abde - Dembele are probably the best options out wide from the start.

Just left to be seen who goes down the middle. Whether it’s Luuk, Jutgla, || or maybe even Ferran Torres if they can slip him into the squad in time. ||

[bleak swallow]

I would prefer jultga or ferran but xavi is unpredictable

[knotty yacht]

Xavi rlly is forcing unfit players to the game against us😭

[bleak swallow]

Yep his pride is on the line

[queen fiber]

He hates madrid to the core

[knotty yacht]

He really wants to end the streak

[chrome slate]

https://youtu.be/fE2XGlu5neM

[bleak swallow]

We coming

[lucid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/bravissimo-gif-24407748

[worldly beacon]

Let's goo that's interesting

[chrome slate]

And?

[bleak swallow]

We ready to fight

Dont you want a challenge

[bitter hemlock]

[worldly beacon]

Super copa talk in la liga

[bitter hemlock]

where'd we talk?

[worldly beacon]

This

[plain elbow]

Espanyol are trailing 0-2 to Elche rn.

Both goals scored by Pere Milla

[pearl steeple]

Ouch

[grave glen]

People still watch LaLiga 💀

[slender olive]

Gtfo

[grave glen]

But realistically its the most boring league out of the top 5

[slender olive]

Did you see last season’s title race

And supposedly the only time there was a title race in the supposed best league (EPL) was 18/19

Dude, if you wanna trash laliga at least know what you’re talking about

[grave glen]

When i watch game like everyone else we want to see goals and laliga currently has worst percentage in average goals per game and its only one falling down while other leagues keep growing that number at least it was like that when i saw stats i need to check that again but i doubt it changed

Also refeeres are horrible and theres so much game stopping no clear playing

Which is sad because i grew up on barca 2010 team i liked the league but facts are facts

[grave glen]

As if there not horrible in every league

[dusky stream]

Lowest scoring, but if you're into high scoring games, then La Liga is probably not for you

[grave glen]

If you want goals, go watch highlights

That's where you should reside

[grave glen]

bruh why u getting triggered im just stating facts

I'm stating facts

[grave glen]

i guess so

[bleak swallow]

Boring lol?

Yeah you don't have watch la liga games

Not to mention our teams are the most technical of all the leagues we pass and move the ball better than all after all it is in the Spanish DNA even the worse of team knows to put up a fight not just get battered by top dogs like your other leagues except the prem

[worldly beacon]

Bruv boring 😂😂what r u on

[icy jolt]

“DanielPlaysThis”
“FredCalledGame”

@grave glen Look at our usernames 👀

[outer grove]

This guy knows ball

[fast citrus]

That’s not called getting triggered

It’s facts

Highlights have more of the action you want😂

You rather would watch Newcastle lose to a 3rd tier side?

Or United not being able to string more than 3 passes together?

Or watch Bayern just win the league every year?

[grave glen]

I would rather watch udinese atalanta 2 6 than sevilla getafe 1 0 but its okay we all have different stuff i like more action in games u more like defending type of game and thats okay football is football if we all had the same taste it would be boring

[frank robin]

i like boring the opposing fans to death

and some of our fans get killed in the process as well

but its fine

we trust in simeone

we trust in anti-football

[grave glen]

How about napoli sampdoria 1-0 or real valencia 4-1

I like a lot of goals too

But be real man

Not every game will have lots of goals

If goal is the only part of your enjoyment football might not be for you

Yes thats why im comparing average goals per game and saying that laliga is only one thats getting worse and worse while others boost percentage

Its really game by game basis

You can have a high scoring game and a 0-0 draw with both same team

That's what makes football fun

Its never the same

[grave glen]

https://fxtwitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/1480721470930272258?t=KHineY1cqkbFngfEBGFtEQ&s=19

They shown yusuf demir

But he wasn't in the squad list

He's not even injured

Poor dude

[bleak swallow]

https://twitter.com/barcauniversal/status/1480699579335159811?s=21 moneybele muded

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal)

PSG, after careful consideration, no longer want to sign Ousmane Dembélé. As for Bayern, Coman is expected to extend.

— @lequipe

Likes

604

Twitter · Jan 11, 2022, 12:34 AM

[bleak swallow]

[desert saddle]

I still hate how this friendly cup is being played in Saudi Arabia

who even cares about it

[grave glen]

The saudis

And the winner of the cup

[desert saddle]

its just a Spanish equivalent of Community Shield

just play it in Spain smh

[grave glen]

Need that cash

[desert saddle]

damn winner gets 14m

now I hope we win it just to run with that cash

[clever quest]

Should be played in Spain lol

But whatever

Hopefully Madrid wins it

https://tenor.com/view/fede-valverde-super-copa-final-gif-23786327

Last time we were in the final

[desert saddle]

tbh

since its Barca, we must win

a draw and extra time would be embarassing

and then assuming we get past them

we gotta win the cup since I dont want us losing against Atleti in the final

[grave glen]

Atleti against sevilla?

[clever quest]

Atletico madrid vs bilbao

[grave glen]

Oh

[desert saddle]

Atleti is 100% getting to the final

[clever quest]

Probably

But u never know

[lost plaza]

We cant even beat Mallorca

And we also need a Trippier replacement, but I think that’ll be coming in the summer 😐

[grave glen]

never 100% anything on atleti

[desert saddle]

you are playing against a mid table club like Athletic Bilbao

surely you have enough quality to get past them

[lost plaza]

We also lost to Alaves, embarrassing

18th and 15th place

Although alaves loss is irrelevant icl

That was in like September now that is long past

[desert saddle]

brother we lost to Espanyol and Getafe

[lost plaza]

And youre still top of the table

[desert saddle]

and while it wasnt in La Liga, we lost against Sheriff

[lost plaza]

Relax

[desert saddle]

well yeah

[past notch]

vini'll do well

he boxed 2 people like ninja back in the day

[thin ivy]

https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/200714094825-01-gareth-bale-0713-restricted-super-tease.jpg

Proper shithouser

[fading ember]

🏌️

[bleak swallow]

I really hope we do everything but play memphis

[thin ivy]

You will need depaynaldo because you dont have any other choice

[bleak swallow]

Ferrán ansu abde jultga all better

But no other choice

Demebouz

depay is even behind luuk at this point and I don't like luuk

[thin ivy]

Can ferran even play

He isnt even registered right

[bleak swallow]

He's registered and match fit

[thin ivy]

oh wow

[grave glen]

Match fit?

Interesting

[bleak swallow]

Yep

[desert saddle]

we need that mulah

so we gotta beat Barca and then Atleti

[chrome slate]

Some extensions and deals done by Barca allowed him to register

I don't expect immediate performance from him though.

[thin ivy]

Same

We've beaten barca in the last 6 or so clasicos this is gonna be ez

[bleak swallow]

[polar bronze]

#real-madrid

[quasi jasper]

Hi

[thin ivy]

How do u have joao felix in your name but have messi as a pfp

[chrome slate]

[ripe field]

unfortunately parco peus

[fading ember]

David silva

[worldly zodiac]

We sacked Cervera

Now it's time for our greedy shitty owners to go

[worldly beacon]

Reus

[lucid meadow]

silva

[normal idol]

guys

pain

we drew

at home

to San Sebastian de los Reyes

😭

and depor
beat talavera

[normal idol]

WHAT

CERVERA

SACKED

REALLY?

PLEASE TELL ME ITS A JOKE

[worldly zodiac]

Nope sadly

Our owners are shit

[normal idol]

JAJAJAJA
😭
look with all due respect to cadiz, cervera is cadiz and cadiz is cervera

[normal idol]

bro they are more than shit ?
what the fuck is this?

[worldly zodiac]

True.

[normal idol]

look but since the start of this year

i have thought you will go down

cadiz, alaves

and then it will be open race

[dusky stream]

I’d say Silva, but Reus was a LW in his prime

[lost plaza]

All that happened was Umtiti took a paycut and contract until 2026

[grave glen]

Yeah that some extensions is umtiti and the deal is coutinho

[lost plaza]

Oh ye

I keep forgetting Coutinho exists at all

[chrome slate]

More to come

[bleak swallow]

because I can

[bright yoke]

Hi all

[grave glen]

Hope so

[grave glen]

Stop smoking

[bright yoke]

Alr man

[grave glen]

Its bad for your health and people around you

[bright yoke]

Ur a barca fan too?

[grave glen]

Hope so

[bright yoke]

Dude it's just my name i dont smoke irl

[grave glen]

Nice

People in this server doesn't know who I support

[bright yoke]

Am a barca fan too btw

[grave glen]

Nice

[thin ivy]

Espanyol for sure

[grave glen]

Make an intro @bright yoke

[grave glen]

Mf

[bright yoke]

Ye sure

My nitro is ending soon tho 😂

[grave glen]

You'll get to join barça channel

[grave glen]

Oh

[amber garden]

Damn

[bitter hemlock]

https://www.managingmadrid.com/2022/1/11/22877982/isco-barcelona-real-madrid-2022-rumors-news

TF is this

why

we don't want him

WTF

nah

he's be a snake

if he joined

[ember ruin]

lmao imagine if he actually joins

he won't though

[bleak swallow]

https://twitter.com/reshadrahman_/status/1480909317981233158?s=21

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@ReshadRahman_)

Ancelotti: “Xavi’s Barcelona is a team I like because of the footballing idea that he wants to apply to his side. With his ideas and attitude, the team will improve” #FCB 🤝

Likes

338

Twitter · Jan 11, 2022, 2:27 PM

I respect Carlo that man knows ball

[bleak swallow]

Collado fan?

[grave glen]

Granada

[bleak swallow]

Ah

[cold tide]

Just got back from the future and the result is

3-1 Barça win

[shadow juniper]

sure

eze

[grave glen]

Clue: best club itw

[shadow juniper]

Cule*

not clue

[grave glen]

NO

[ripe field]

he was actually a barca fan

not that we need him

[shadow juniper]

https://twitter.com/InfiniteMadrid/status/1480906053436989444?s=20

Infinite Madrid (@InfiniteMadrid)

🎙️ @ToniKroos: "I haven't watched Barca this season, I have better things to do."

Retweets

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Likes

2527

Twitter · Jan 11, 2022, 2:14 PM

[trail swift]

[worldly beacon]

😂😂😎

[bitter hemlock]

I find that hard to believe

messi fan, i understand

barca fan, bruh

Vini was never a barca fan

either

[shadow juniper]

so was modric

[bitter hemlock]

Fun Fact: Barca have conceeded fewer goals than atletico in la liga this season

[shadow juniper]

https://s.yimg.com/os/en/blogs/sptussowexperts/ZFrKU.jpeg

[bitter hemlock]

and yk how bad our defence is

[bitter hemlock]

he's not a barca fan anymore tho

[shadow juniper]

ofc

[bitter hemlock]

you think vini used to be a barca fan

but now is a madrid fan 100%

??

[shadow juniper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/762829299211960370/769686916144169040/lukayay.gif

[ripe field]

if he joins a rival team, he'd get berated if he says that he's a barca fan

[shadow juniper]

dk

[grave glen]

The mf saying I have nothing better to do

[ripe field]

im not so sure about vini

more like a neymar fan

[ripe field]

one of the most obnoxious footballers outside the pitch imo

[grave glen]

Kroos speaking facts about me but come on man

[shadow juniper]

nope

there are worse

[grave glen]

Yea

Kroos

[ripe field]

i can't think of anybody

[grave glen]

Idk other

Ibra?

He is on another level

[ripe field]

yea

ibra too

[bleak swallow]

That's not even the full thing he said

As usual media twisting statements to fit agendas

Disgusting

[lost plaza]

And look who’s actually in a champions league spot

[opal sigil]

By 1 point

Vs a struggling barca 💀

[grim thicket]

atleast y'all acknowledge y'all are struggling

[native sandal]

??

[native sandal]

what an achievement for them bruh, they even brag about it nowadays

[idle jolt]

Barca are going to get clowned tomorrow

[native sandal]

👍

[ember ruin]

for sure

[worldly beacon]

W

[ember ruin]

predicting 3-0 real Madrid

[pearl steeple]

me too

[bleak swallow]

https://twitter.com/reshadrahman_/status/1480942621501673481?s=21

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@ReshadRahman_)

🏃🏽 Pedri, Araujo, Ansu, Frenkie, and Ferran Torres all involved in group training. #FCB

Twitter · Jan 11, 2022, 4:40 PM

We will keep growing

[lost plaza]

1 point is 1 point

[bleak swallow]

What's not to acknowledge we play mainly youngsters we are rebuilding

[worldly beacon]

6 0 real madrid

[knotty yacht]

U literally have pique in ur team😭

[ripe field]

fair

[ionic warren]

i love eibar and madrid

i love eibar since 2013

and all my life i have been real madrid

[bleak swallow]

Don't get cocky

[bleak swallow]

Not what was said stop believing bs

https://twitter.com/reshadrahman_/status/1480912165863366659?s=21

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@ReshadRahman_)

Kroos, on Barça’s qualities: “I can’t say because I haven't seen them much lately, I have other things to do as well, besides watching football. I know the players, but I can't tell from the outside how the team has changed” #FCB 🇩🇪

Likes

1652

Twitter · Jan 11, 2022, 2:39 PM

[worldly beacon]

No for getting i would say 9 or 8-1

[bleak swallow]

That's what kroos said

[bleak swallow]

this guy

[worldly beacon]

Yup

[amber garden]

Kroos is the most normal person in football

[trail swift]

[fading ember]

@worldly beacon how will you feel if messi and Ramos score against Madrid when you play psg

[amber garden]

Big man doesn't like mask celebrations

[bleak swallow]

Only beat us 2-1 under shit koeman but thinking you gonna beat us 9 and claiming that's not cocky

[trail swift]

i can only see ramos scoring a last min header

[bleak swallow]

Sure

[worldly beacon]

Not good

[fading ember]

Ok

[worldly beacon]

Noo he will injure I hope

I will support rma

[worldly beacon]

And calm

[trail swift]

and underatted

[bleak swallow]

Ofc Madrid pages were gonna try to twist his words

[chrome slate]

Modric to Pique after tomorrow's game

[idle jolt]

20-0 Real Madrid

[bleak swallow]

Good luck with that

It'll be so funny if the youngsters surprise everyone

Would love to see reactions

[chrome slate]

Not the first time we scored two figure goals

[idle jolt]

Cant wait to see lenglet play

and luuk de shit

[chrome slate]

Free goals to Madrid
I love him

[idle jolt]

[bleak swallow]

[idle jolt]

Is Torres going to have his debut tomorrow

[trail swift]

tbh luuk is playing kinda decent rn

[chrome slate]

He will be there in Riyadh

[bleak swallow]

Yep

[warm delta]

Barça fans, would say rn that there is a progression since Koeman left ?

[idle jolt]

I’m not a barca fan but

Respect to xavi playing younger players more

But like

They ain’t winning games lol

[trail swift]

but it has been better since koeman left

[bleak swallow]

Yep

[bleak swallow]

Look at the table and our recent performances

Maybe watch some games before giving reviews on something you are unaware of

[idle jolt]

You guys have tied every other game lol

That’s not consistent

You guys tied to fucking cadiz

A 19th placed team

[bleak swallow]

outplayed Sevilla second place team inthe league went from mid table to a point off ucl place

[opal sigil]

That game wasn't with xavi

[idle jolt]

Oh wait

[bleak swallow]

Already said it he doesn't watch matches

[idle jolt]

I’m looking at beginning of the season shit lol

[bleak swallow]

I can tell

[chrome slate]

Granada

[plain elbow]

Yes, but only steadily. I’m content for now.

[idle jolt]

You guys tied to Sevilla lol

[bleak swallow]

Googling results definitely tells you alot

[idle jolt]

What’s the point outplaying them when you didn’t even win

[opal sigil]

I'm still waiting on a full fit team to give better judgment but u can see what's hes trying to do to the team a bit, pressing increased , morale kinda also

[idle jolt]

One football to be exact

[bleak swallow]

Just like when real played Welland lost too

Guess that make them shit

By your logic ofc

[idle jolt]

Oh but what placement is Madrid in?

lol

[bleak swallow]

Oh did they switch coaches mid season?

After dropping mid table

And dropping more and more

[idle jolt]

Madrid switched coaches wt the beginning of the season

[bleak swallow]

By the weeks

[idle jolt]

With 2 of their important center backs leaving

Lol

[bleak swallow]

That’s definitely mid season?

[bleak swallow]

Messi left …

[idle jolt]

So? You acting like that isn’t nothing lol

[bleak swallow]

The one person who carried

[idle jolt]

one man team lol

You just admitted it

[chrome slate]

[bleak swallow]

No point arguing with you i can see your mind is made

[idle jolt]

Yeah barca sucks lol

[bleak swallow]

Free to your opinion

[idle jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/slb-sl-benfica-benfica-jonas-pistolas-gif-5230965

Always

[bleak swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/ugh-beyonce-ugh-people-gif-6905047

[chrome slate]

[idle jolt]

What was that tag lol

[ember ruin]

Jonas 🐐

[idle jolt]

Me and the homies love Jonas

[warm delta]

So hum

I tagged to say thank you but got muted in the process

[idle jolt]

Oof

[warm delta]

[chrome slate]

Yeah can't mass ping people

[warm delta]

Better not thanking anyone

:GIGACHAD:

Why discord

[ember ruin]

discord moment

[chrome slate]

Actually it was the automod

Yag

I think

[worldly zodiac]

VIZCAÍNO DIMISIÓN

YOU FUCKING SCROOGE OF AN OWNER

IT WASN'T CERVERA'S FAULT

[warm delta]

I'm not talking about the mute there

[worldly beacon]

Ahh 1 day and 23 mins for el classico me excited let's gooo

[desert saddle]

im excited for winning 5th in a row

[ember ruin]

it'll be 3-0 imo

for Real Madrid

[worldly beacon]

But this time big win i mean in scoring way will be cherry on the top

Plz let's goo be humble hala madrid

[grave glen]

be halal

[bitter hemlock]

bruh,it's a 1 point difference

ur making it sound like you won la liga

[bitter hemlock]

When it's derby time, form goes out the window.

[lost plaza]

4 points after Feb 6

[prisma swift]

https://twitter.com/fcbarcelona/status/1480961349983346691?s=21

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona)

LATEST NEWS! @RonaldAraujo939, @ANSUFATI, and @DeJongFrenkie21 have been given medical clearance 💪💙❤ #ForçaBarça

Retweets

307

Likes

5058

Twitter · Jan 11, 2022, 5:54 PM

araujo 4 days ago

[bitter hemlock]

bro, I fractured my wrist and I had to have a cast on for 6 weeks

[fading ember]

https://twitter.com/fcbarcelona/status/1480992991275847682?s=21

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona)

𝙍𝙀𝙂𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙀𝘿 !! ✅

@FerranTorres20, our new Nº 1️⃣9️⃣! https://t.co/hQB3ctjW06

Likes

466

▶ Play video

Twitter · Jan 11, 2022, 8:00 PM

[prisma swift]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1480985419919597568?t=WfolJIIsrP7P3JVKMG9qSA&s=19

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🎙️| Xavi: "Real Madrid are the best team in Spain. We know how difficult it is." #rmalive

Likes

1713

Twitter · Jan 11, 2022, 7:30 PM

[bleak swallow]

Okay

[prisma swift]

@bleak swallow nice nickname

[bleak swallow]

We gotta get poch out somehow not like i can kidnap him 🤭

[south night]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1481029492911091718?s=21 yo?

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Massimiliano Allegri’s agent Giovanni Branchini: “Allegri was one step away from being appointed as new Real Madrid manager in May. It was all done”, he revealed to Sky ⚪️

“The agreement was done. He only needed to put a signature on the contract. Then he chose to re-join Juve”.

Twitter · Jan 11, 2022, 10:25 PM

[bleak swallow]

morata or depay ?

[dusky stream]

Morata for Barca > Depay for Barca

[grave glen]

I’d rather take morata

[bleak swallow]

Same atleast he presses and know to hold up the ball like an actual number 9

I just cant seem to fancy depays attitude he doesnt show me that he wants to fight for the badge he doesnt even seem interested until the ball is directly at his feet

[worldly beacon]

Yup

[opal sigil]

[rapid topaz]

Ok

BARCA

PLZ WIN AGAINST REAL MADRID

I BEG

[trail swift]

aint u a varca fan?

[rapid topaz]

I am a barca fan

Be will beat real VARdrid

[shadow juniper]

sure

[grave glen]

Visca VARÇA 🤢🤢🤮🤮

[rapid topaz]

Ratio then 🤡 🤡 🤡

[desert saddle]

players magically healing before a game against us

no wonder

[grave glen]

Man left

[proud belfry]

be ready for this today @fcbarcelona

[trail swift]

tom u mean

[compact siren]

For all Barcelona fans: You getting fucked in the evening hahaha You getting fucked in the evening hahaha you are worse than Rayo Vallecano

[desert saddle]

lets hope we beat them

[grave glen]

Nah

Not before marriage

[shadow juniper]

😭

[thin ivy]

Real Madrid 2-0 Barca

I have spoken

[native sandal]

https://twitter.com/BarcaTimes/status/1481147610345971712?s=20

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes)

🚨[MD - @sergisoleMD] | FC Barcelona and Real Madrid will get €6.8M today for participation in the Spanish Super Cup in the El Classico. The winners of the Spanish Super Cup in the final will get €12M. #fcblive

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Twitter · Jan 12, 2022, 6:14 AM

for 1 game? thx Saudis i guess 😴

[desert saddle]

just 6.8m?

I can buy socks with that money

[amber garden]

so less

[native sandal]

ez 1 month salary for mbappé

[desert saddle]

didnt need it tbh

Bale is going so

that settles Mbappe wages

[grave glen]

That's a nice jersey

[thin ivy]

Ngl it is

[amber garden]

eze

brother

man city?

[grave glen]

Might buy this rather than home kit

[thin ivy]

Uel patch doe

[desert saddle]

the logo on the shoulder makes it better

[grave glen]

Adds value

[thin ivy]

Exactly

[grave glen]

Since born

[amber garden]

damn

[thin ivy]

Is carvajal in the squad against barca?

[desert saddle]

yes

[thin ivy]

I want to see some shithousery

[desert saddle]

but I doubt he will start

LV RB it is

[thin ivy]

Bruh we should put nacho there ffs

[desert saddle]

would work better tbh

although I gotta give LV credit for winning us Clasico

[thin ivy]

They have lord alves at rb we need someone aggressive defensively too at rb

LV is great but RB isnt his best position

[slate kayak]

https://twitter.com/markrstats/status/1473692601115193347?s=20

Mark (@markrstats)

Received many requests to compare @FCBarcelona under Koeman and Xavi. Still believe 6 games isn't enough to create any narrative, so posting results with no comments

• X-axis on the graph is a standard deviation of each metric from La Liga 21/22 average

Twitter · Dec 22, 2021, 4:31 PM

[still pagoda]

brokelona

[still pagoda]

nacho is shit man

he cant offer anything attacking wise

zidane brought the best out of him

[still pagoda]

alves is finished lol

vinicius will tear him to shreds

[thin ivy]

Graphs like these are such an eyesore

[grave glen]

[thin ivy]

I disagree 100%

[still pagoda]

he cant play rb

cb is fine

[thin ivy]

He's like Carvajal at RB who never crosses/pushes the ball high

[slate kayak]

@thin ivy yes the color scheme is bad but that's besides the point

[thin ivy]

But also LV lacks defensive skills as an RB but he can attack

[still pagoda]

Vazquez will probably play

right back wont be a problem until we play a good team

now we should be fine

but if carvajal is injured during ucl knock outs 😬

[knotty yacht]

Mbappe vs Vazquez 😭😭

[bright yoke]

Real shitrid

[knotty yacht]

😭

[dense warren]

Lol

[slate kayak]

he's literally more injured than dembele now

[chrome slate]

No one beats Dembele though

[mystic agate]

This is the time hakimi would've been first choice rb if he stayed

[iron marten]

Barcelona - Real Madrid predictions?

Mine is Barcelona 1 - 3 Real Madrid

[slate kayak]

0-2 real

vini + benz

[mystic agate]

3-1 Real

[grave glen]

true

Barca 3-1 Real

[mystic agate]

Let's see💨

[grave glen]

ok

[mystic agate]

[frank robin]

https://twitter.com/partidazocope/status/1481049848631734272?t=Z-pU2F72ocPZrRrDYli1Xw&s=19

El Partidazo de COPE (@partidazocope)

🚨 Noticia @partidazocope

💥 Informa @RuizAntonito

❌ El @Atleti está planificando la próxima temporada sin @LuisSuarez9, la idea del conjunto rojiblanco es que no siga el año que viene

📻 #PartidazoCOPE

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331

Twitter · Jan 11, 2022, 11:46 PM

bruh

wth

it says

we dont plan to keep suarez next season

ik he is getting old, but damn

[grave glen]

back to uruguay or mls?

[frank robin]

either is plausible

[chrome slate]

[grave glen]

I just rewrite it back

[chrome slate]

[wheat spire]

Clásico hoy!

[pearl steeple]

I was baffled at how PIque got spared by a 2nd yellow in the last Barca game. How is this even possible he didn't get a 2nd yellow there. Doesn't make sense.

[grave glen]

Ask emery

[frank robin]

https://www.mundodeportivo.com/futbol/valencia/20220112/1001736352/bordalas-consigue-valencia-le-cierre-puerta-salida-atletico-wass.html

😭

finished club

[bleak swallow]

Classico day putos

[snow spire]

https://tenor.com/view/grinch-smile-grinch-frin-evil-smile-gif-15787643

[worldly beacon]

Yessssssss

[trail swift]

ehh erm

what does it mean

[icy jolt]

Atletico Madrid won't get Daniel Wass from Valencia

Because José Bordalás says no

@trail swift

[trail swift]

oh thanks

[bleak swallow]

https://twitter.com/hadrien_grenier/status/1481262697824104448?s=21

Hadrien Grenier (@hadrien_grenier)

Selon la @Gazzetta_it, Mino Raiola est hospitalisé à San Raffaele à Milan, où il a subi une intervention chirurgicale d'urgence. Le célèbre agent, qui représente notamment Verratti et Donnarumma, va rester en observation.

https://t.co/bgkmgs1OUO

Twitter · Jan 12, 2022, 1:52 PM

Holy

[plain elbow]

Oh, that doesn’t sound good.

Wishing him a speedy recovery.

[obsidian wolf]

Where’s my translator at

[slate kayak]

raiola is hospitalized

[obsidian wolf]

Oh thank you

[slate kayak]

nothing to do with verratti and co he just represents them

[iron marten]

Imagine a shocking 4-0 win for Barcelona!

Ansu Fati hattrick and Araujo goal

[chrome slate]

Thank you for Jinxing it @iron marten

[ember ruin]

Prediction:
Barcelona 0-3 Real Madrid

[chrome slate]

[ripe field]

im predicting 0-2

no aguero and lord to save us this time 😔

hope ferran replicates what aguero did

and get us atleast 1 goal

[chrome slate]

[bleak swallow]

Prediction:2-1 (either side)

[bleak swallow]

Hes a a psg journalist which is why he mentioned them

[plain elbow]

Seems like Sevilla have reignited their interest in Tecatito Corona.

[bleak swallow]

I saw the reports this morning the question is do they really need him though where does he fit

[plain elbow]

They do have a few players that play in the same position as Corona tbf.

[bleak swallow]

Yep, Ocampos and papu starting spot are pretty much set in stone

[native sandal]

vinicius hattrick benczema super hattrick today ❤️‍🔥

😏

[red hollow]

Hopefully so

[native sandal]

hopefully i jinxed it enough 😈

[red hollow]

No

[inner elbow]

we have the composition of real - barça ?

[thin ivy]

Lineups are revealed an hour before kickoff

[inner elbow]

Ok ty !

[thin ivy]

So 2 hours to go before we see lineuos

[worldly beacon]

Yup

[red hollow]

i want valverde to start tbh

i don't like how he is just benched

we might lose an insane player

[bleak swallow]

https://twitter.com/barcatimes/status/1481308297772912648?s=21

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes)

📋| Real Madrid XI. #ElClásico

Twitter · Jan 12, 2022, 4:53 PM

[opal sigil]

So early

[bitter hemlock]

an out early

that's scary

fr

maybe it's a mistake?

??

btw, madrid and barca both have won 90 official trophies

each

[bleak swallow]

https://twitter.com/reshadrahman_/status/1481311786519437312?s=21

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@ReshadRahman_)

🚨 JUST IN: Barring last minute changes — Ferran Torres, Araujo & Frenkie all expected to start tonight. @CatalunyaRadio #FCB 👥

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Twitter · Jan 12, 2022, 5:07 PM

[grave glen]

No Alaba?

[ripe field]

SIUUUUU

[bleak swallow]

https://twitter.com/reshadrahman_/status/1481312269661356042?s=21

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@ReshadRahman_)

🚨 JUST IN: Barring last minute changes, this is the XI Barcelona will lineup tonight — Ter Stegen, Dani Alves, Araujo, Piqué, Jordi Alba, Busquets, Frenkie, Gavi, Ferran Torres, Luuk, & Dembélé. @tjuanmarti #FCB 👥

Twitter · Jan 12, 2022, 5:09 PM

The disrespect to abde ffs

Luuk cant do shit against a well drilled madrid defense

[ripe field]

nacho starting

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-crying-walter-dying-gif-20964719

[bleak swallow]

and ferran better central than on the wing he is not good at 1v1s

So putting ferran on the wing isnt better than ansu or abde

Alves will get fucked by vini

[ripe field]

recency bias imo + he might be counting on him later in the game

[ripe field]

true

alves has been tremendous offensively

but defensively, he's been quite poor

[bleak swallow]

I had more faith before seeing the lineup

Now after seeing this

Idk

[worldly beacon]

RANMK (@aryan10ii) Tweeted: Sergi Roberto is the 3rd highest assist provider in El Clasico history😭😭😭 https://t.co/AkTM6ctKIf https://twitter.com/aryan10ii/status/1481128477814571008?s=20

RANMK (@aryan10ii)

Sergi Roberto is the 3rd highest assist provider in El Clasico history😭😭😭

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Twitter · Jan 12, 2022, 4:58 AM

No😭😭

[bleak swallow]

Hes not bad defensively hes too slow

[ripe field]

where's the tarting line up?

[ripe field]

as a result he's been poor

we have 2 very offensive fullbacks

we need 1 defensive one

[bleak swallow]

such a shit lineup

[ripe field]

can u send the link

of the line up

[bleak swallow]

I knew once these guys were all back abde appreciation would fall

I called it

What I dont think barca fans get is torres aint impactful on the wing

We know xavi tactics mate wingers stay touchline

This wont go well the one thing i dont like about xavi is how he can be unpredictable at times with his lineups

His tactics are good

[bitter hemlock]

since when?

roberto's prime was 17-18 and 18-19

[bitter hemlock]

it's araujo who will play rb bro

obviously

Xavi knows

[worldly beacon]

I am still shock

[bitter hemlock]

Oh yeah

no

this can't be true

NAH NAH NAH

he was finished 3 seasons ago

[dusky stream]

no

15/16-18/19

[bitter hemlock]

yeah

he's our 6th choice cm

and 3rd choice rb

how time flies

[knotty yacht]

Oo ferran is going to start

[bitter hemlock]

rlly?

[chrome slate]

[knotty yacht]

Alaba is out

😭

Ffs

Carvajal is back tho

[idle jolt]

EL CLASSICO IS SOON BABY

WOOOOOOO

[knotty yacht]

I don’t have to see Vazquez terrorist ball🙏🙏

Blessed

[slender olive]

0-4 Madrid imo

[ember ruin]

0-3 Madrid imo

[idle jolt]

I don’t want to be super crazy but

0-2 Madrid

Or 1-3 Madrid

[opal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/barcelona-waving-flag-fc-barcelona-fcb-gif-18114539

[knotty yacht]

I’m hyped

[bleak swallow]

Nope its alves

[knotty yacht]

Can’t wait to see Vini vs Dani alves

[grave glen]

Ferran starting

Oh damn

[bleak swallow]

Hes gonna tear his acl from vini fucking him left right and center

[grave glen]

Factos

[bleak swallow]

I thought xavi was smart but 🤦‍♀️alves ah man

[bitter hemlock]

We're fcked

[bitter hemlock]

eh

I thought Fati was gonna start

[warm delta]

[bitter hemlock]

YEah, Sad

[iron marten]

He will probably come in the 76th minute or something

[bitter hemlock]

I'm suprised Ferran is starting

[knotty yacht]

Didn’t araujo have surgery on his hand recently?

[bitter hemlock]

nah

[grave glen]

And he'll get injured yet again

[iron marten]

Yeah but he instantly recovered

[bitter hemlock]

nico is benched

[knotty yacht]

Quite risky

[iron marten]

No he feels well

That's what he said lol

[wooden sail]

Let's go ferran

[iron marten]

Ter Static has to show his prime

[opal sigil]

Just recovered

[grave glen]

I will be very shocked if we lose

[bitter hemlock]

but Ferran has been out since october

[wooden sail]

Ferran torres will score today

[bitter hemlock]

fati only since november

[wooden sail]

He is an amazing kid

[opal sigil]

Ferran case different ig

[grave glen]

Yeah ferran is a baller

Why did man city let him go

[iron marten]

Also why is it played in some arab stadium and not in españa, it is a spanish cup after all

[opal sigil]

Money

[iron marten]

So sad

[bitter hemlock]

they didn't need money bro

they are already financially stable

unlike us

[opal sigil]

They prob giving us money

Too

[iron marten]

They should've played in spain

Not there

[grave glen]

Doubloons

It sucks

[iron marten]

Yeah man

[idle jolt]

I’m looking at the lineup

Madrid is going to win

But this is going to be a good game

[grave glen]

Hey what you think of Jesús Corona as a possible signing for sevilla @iron marten

[iron marten]

Hmmmm

Honestly not much

Like I wouldn't mind

Where does he usually play? RM or something

But I'm guessing he is decent for Porto?

[grave glen]

RM

[iron marten]

Yeah he is welcome here

If that happens lol

[grave glen]

They make it seem like it's done😭 😂

[iron marten]

Yeah

It's not even official

[bitter hemlock]

we have 4 attackers, 3 midfielders, 2 defenders and 2 goalkeepers on our bench

[grave glen]

REAL MADRID

HALA MADRID

HALA BARCA TO LOSE TONIGHT.

[bitter hemlock]

No shit

[grave glen]

Is this 1 leg?

[worldly beacon]

Lineups

[worldly beacon]

Thanksssss

[grave glen]

Where is Alaba

[worldly beacon]

Interesting

[worldly beacon]

Discomfort

In muscle

[grave glen]

We're dead

[bitter hemlock]

yes

[grave glen]

I mean no

[idle jolt]

Bruh wym

[grave glen]

We're not dead

[idle jolt]

Nacho is better than dead pique lol

[grave glen]

We play against 18 year Olds.

[bitter hemlock]

wdym nacho is better than you think

[grave glen]

So its OK.

[grave glen]

I never said Nacho isn't good smart guy.

[idle jolt]

Busquets isn’t good either lol

[bitter hemlock]

you said ur dead without alaba

[grave glen]

I've never ever mentioned Nacho in this conversation

[grave glen]

Cuz, he's usually the main guy to pair with Militao

And that's what makes our defence most of the time.

[idle jolt]

Miltao is still good with nacho

[worldly beacon]

Yes

[grave glen]

Btw Torres making his debut for Barca

[worldly beacon]

Nacho sometimes become to aggressive which get him booked

[idle jolt]

And?

[grave glen]

Just saying.

[idle jolt]

Has he even had one training session with barca

lol

When was the last Torres played a match

time

[torn ermine]

you cant play any match if you are not training, thats called dumb

torres has been injured for 3 months plus i think

[idle jolt]

Damn

[idle jolt]

I’m saying in regards that he literally has no experience with this team

[torn ermine]

well you better put a better words. But anyway, L is expected from me, so yeah, nothing special

[idle jolt]

i don’t think ferran is going to be the worst player on the team but like

Cmon

He’s playing with luuk de shit

[ember ruin]

*luuk de 🐐

[lime stone]

Barca getting cooked the whole game

4-0

[grave glen]

We shall see

[lime stone]

If Real Madrid lose it’ll be hilarious

Barcas back 4…

Jesus

[thin ivy]

nacho's startinggggg

he's hit or miss but he's a fucking baller if he hits

and he doesn't miss all that much

[chrome slate]

Going to rekt someone today

[thin ivy]

guti can cross though lol

[grave glen]

Id insult barca but scourge is a barca fan so no.

[chrome slate]

Why not? But only after we have goals

[thin ivy]

nacho/casemiro/alves/pique the shithouse squad

[chrome slate]

Scared of scourge? You're not saying anything to him lol

[grave glen]

No he's my friend.

[thin ivy]

hes a heavy tackler and will taunt people after

[chrome slate]

As if he's not mine

[grave glen]

Also #930895642757320765

[thin ivy]

shithousing exactly

pique gonna whine about something just wait for it

always complains about shit after the game

pique was great but he got reallly slow after 2018

he gets bullied though so not entirely a shithouse

remember what chiellini did to him at the euros lmao

chiellini carried him or something too and squished his face

he was messing with alba mentally

https://cdn.prod.www.spiegel.de/images/12a75842-4ec1-4528-afec-238d80a462a5_w1280_r1.77_fpx65.55_fpy50.jpg

chiellini is great ngl

even though I dislike juve

who played RB during the euros final calabria or di lorenzo?

Calabria is a baller at Milan

Underrated RB

I disagree

I enjoy it more than Prem

i hate inter lol

and lukaku might just be the biggest rat

cried for chelsea when he was at inter now he wants to go back to

italy after not even a whole season at chelsea

nah he's a rat. that interview he got fined for showed how much of a rat/child he is

[prisma swift]

https://twitter.com/ReshadRahman_/status/1481337368816853004?t=FgMWIEp81hi8KXwbUxYxxQ&s=09

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@ReshadRahman_)

❗️Luis Enrique: “Abde is an option for us to join the national team. He has chosen to play for Spain and is eligible to be called up. He has done very well in the minutes he’s received” #FCB 🇪🇸

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843

Twitter · Jan 12, 2022, 6:48 PM

[knotty yacht]

He likes Barca so much it’s unreal

[thin ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/tmzka-real-madrid-rmcf-vini-jr-vinicius-jr-gif-17719453

Vini goal 25"

Assist by benzo

vini can't score against getafe but can with barca lol

[bleak swallow]

Lets go barca

[knotty yacht]

He didn’t play vs getafe😭

[thin ivy]

oh right lol

[tulip glade]

EXTRA TIME

[compact siren]

When Dani alves play El Clásico in 2022, You've definitely hit rock bottom.

[thin ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/dani-carvajal-real-madrid-gif-20138837

Bruh atletico is gonna beat bilbao

THen its gonna be us vs atletico again for the finals

then we're gonna win it ez

fede is such a supercopa merchant man

[grim thicket]

[tulip glade]

istg valverde only scores in super copa

[grave glen]

Its his domain

[grim thicket]

no, he scores when it matters most

did you see that run btw that led to the goal?

fucking amazing

unchecked

[grave glen]

Indeed

[grim thicket]

he made a defensive play, and at the other end, a goal

[grave glen]

Just why does it need to drag to extra time

[bleak swallow]

I ain’t complaining we played well boys

Xavi is the future

Gg boys

[grave glen]

This cup should be made for 2 teams back too

[bleak swallow]

Best classico in awhile classicos been boring

[grim thicket]

y'all played well, we played shit

[grave glen]

even if we lost it's still great to see barca play entertaining football

[grim thicket]

this game shouldve ended in 90 mins with a 4-0 scoreline

[bleak swallow]

Nah yall played well we controlled the tempo better thoufh

[grim thicket]

militao and asensio man

asensio missed two bigass chances early on

and militao gave up both goals

[plain elbow]

Hell of a game.

[bleak swallow]

dembele stands a bunch of chances for us

[plain elbow]

Not enjoying the food I ordered though.

[grim thicket]

not sitters like asensio did

[bleak swallow]

Dembele had someone in the stands he hates

[grim thicket]

dembele had chances when we had a crowded box

[bleak swallow]

I don’t remember any sitters but camavingas

[grim thicket]

asensio's two big chances early on were 1v1s

[bleak swallow]

No did you not see dembele 1v1 breakaway

[grim thicket]

you mean rodrygo's?

[iron marten]

Are barca fans sad be honest

[bleak swallow]

Yeah

[bleak swallow]

No we see xavi is working

[iron marten]

Yeah

[bleak swallow]

We saw the difference in attitude

We cant be sad

[iron marten]

But that's still sad so close

[plain elbow]

Well, I’m usually sad when we lose.

[grim thicket]

we should legit be sad for not ending this game in 90 mins

what a shame

[plain elbow]

But, the performance was okay.

[bleak swallow]

Nah its okay madrid is the best in the league at the moment and we put up a good fight so im not even sad

[grave glen]

Barca right now should focus less on real and beating rivals, and more about beating in general

[grim thicket]

both the barca goals were shit mistakes

first one, clearance right into luuk, second one, nobody marks fati

[bleak swallow]

We finally have everyone fit we will cook from here on

[grim thicket]

like wtf

[iron marten]

So real madrid definitely deserved to win? I didn't watch

[grave glen]

yeah exactly

[bleak swallow]

Busquets gave away that first goal lets be honest

[grave glen]

even if we wont succeed this year we will be stronger next year

[grim thicket]

we deserved to win, but a lot earlier and by a bigger margin

[bleak swallow]

Thats the most shit play ive seen from him in awhile

[iron marten]

Oh okay

[grim thicket]

we fucked around a lot

missed some big chances

gave up shit goals

[iron marten]

Centurion still not a mod anymore!

[plain elbow]

No, wouldn’t say so. But, they took advantage of certain phases of the match. They’ve got experience with this.

[bleak swallow]

Busquets literally handed yall a goal benz was like ill pay you

[iron marten]

I see

[bleak swallow]

The match was even

[iron marten]

Very sad actually

[grim thicket]

thats 1, two of our goals were actually good goals

[iron marten]

Of course it is played in arab stadium for money and not in spain

[bleak swallow]

Pedri played better de jong

By a far

And gavi brought the most fight

Nico played amazing as a holding with busquets

[plain elbow]

The atmosphere was kind of dead tbh.

Seems like lots of fans didn’t make the trip, from both cities.

[grim thicket]

thats what im saying, we played like shit

[iron marten]

Bro it's a spanish cup so why is it played in saudi arabia??

[bleak swallow]

Money

[iron marten]

So sad

I dont like this

[grim thicket]

supercopa.....and becoz publicity

[bleak swallow]

Ansu second classico goal

Many more to come

[ionic warren]

Dinero

[iron marten]

So we can say that xavi is definitely better than koeman and the fraud and manipulative liar setien

[ionic warren]

Sip

Madre mia

XD

[plain elbow]

Most of the crowd were locals. Maybe in a non-pandemic year, a bit more fans from Madrid and Barcelona would’ve made the trip.

[bleak swallow]

This is what you call respect

[ionic warren]

XD

[grim thicket]

we didnt play 50%, we played like shit

[short blaze]

fuck sake man the match channel is a hot mes

saying Dembele was bad today

[grim thicket]

and barely scraped a win against a midtable club

[bleak swallow]

He was not

[short blaze]

obviously

[bleak swallow]

Dembele played his heart out for the badge defensively and attacking

Anyone who said otherwise fuck off

[short blaze]

He was one of the best on the pitch today maybe edged by Benzema

Someone was saying that he bottled big chances when he barely had any really big chances

[bleak swallow]

He was the most dangerous everytime in my opinion because he kept trying

[short blaze]

He was creating them 9/10 times

[bleak swallow]

His finishing product wasnt amazing but take nothing away from his performance

[short blaze]

yea

[bleak swallow]

He pressed tracked runs and fought all match i cant ask for anything more

[short blaze]

exactly

Also Pedri made somewhat of a difference in midfield

He made that link between attack and midfield

Where Frenkie struggled

Barca just need someone in midfield with power who can make those runs in the box

but gavi and pedri will be playing in midfield for the coming years probably