la-liga

[slate kayak]

And also 1 of vinicus mbappe

[knotty yacht]

And they say signing mbappe isn’t needed😭

[slate kayak]

Your forwards play best in front 3

[grave glen]

[thin ivy]

vini and benzo were just sleeping chill

its not permanent

[acoustic bone]

Not signing Mbappe would be the stupidest decision in modern Madrid history

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/KiyanSo/status/1477664548115075072

Kiyan Sobhani (@KiyanSo)

Ancelotti:
"We stayed on vacation for another day after Christmas...Today the team was on vacation."

Twitter · Jan 2, 2022, 3:34 PM

[knotty yacht]

I missed modric tho glad he’s back

[thin ivy]

remember vini rn has more goals than mbop

and benzo is top scorer

[knotty yacht]

He’s like the only one that played good today

[grave glen]

real quote?

[acoustic bone]

Vini had the cough

[still pagoda]

i guess

[grave glen]

bruh

[acoustic bone]

Benzema just had an off day

He’s in his mid 30s it will happen

[thin ivy]

is nacho injured btw?

[still pagoda]

nope

just doesnt play

[thin ivy]

WHY IS VASQUEZ AT RB STILL

seriously thats some zidane era injury ssn stuff

[still pagoda]

zidane fooled us into thinking vazquez and nacho are world class players hes the goat man

[thin ivy]

nacho and vasquez are world class players tho

but nacho fits more into that role

[ripe field]

what did hazard do this match?

[thin ivy]

nothing as usual

[still pagoda]

nothing really

[ripe field]

ah

[thin ivy]

nacho needs play time for real as a rb

[acoustic bone]

I want hazard to be good again

[knotty yacht]

He needs to shoot

[still pagoda]

everyone does

[knotty yacht]

He just doesn’t shoot

[thin ivy]

and we need to keep vasquez in the mid or forward like where he's supposed to be

[acoustic bone]

His confidence is probably shot

[still pagoda]

my heart sank when he didnt shoot against betis last season and instead passed it to vini

vini 2020/21 😬

[acoustic bone]

Lol

[still pagoda]

we drew that game 0-0

if we won we would've won la liga

[acoustic bone]

Atletico needed it

Helps La Liga look like the only non farmer league

[still pagoda]

i blame sanitass 👍

[acoustic bone]

Lol

Is Don Carlos still not rotating

[still pagoda]

sometimes hes forced to

[knotty yacht]

The only positive thing I find from this game is Peter

[pearl steeple]

Player from Castilla most positive from this game XD

[oak widget]

im from getafe xd

[thin ivy]

2023 squad

[still pagoda]

backup for Carvajal needed

[thin ivy]

NACHO

[still pagoda]

and a good backup not some tingus pingus nobody from las palmas

[thin ivy]

seriously why do most madrid fans forget about nacho

he was a beast last ssn

[still pagoda]

nacho was ass against espanyol this season

[knotty yacht]

Honestly I don’t even remember asensio playing

[still pagoda]

other than that he doesnt play much

[knotty yacht]

Porro in

[umbral sky]

Bro how does Getafe beat Nurses FC 💀

[thin ivy]

so was our other players that game

and militao rn

[still pagoda]

yeah

[thin ivy]

doesn't mean their shit

[umbral sky]

And that’s how y’all wanna beat PSG?

[grave glen]

psg easier

[oak widget]

your team is named champions fc

[still pagoda]

psg or any team can beat us if they park the bus

[grave glen]

madrid good at counter

[thin ivy]

nah we have secret agent ramos whos gonna get an intentional red card during the first give finutes

[knotty yacht]

It’s 1 preformance shut up bruh

[umbral sky]

Bruh imagine Ramos injuring Messi last second

[thin ivy]

either that or an owl goal

[umbral sky]

Getafe beat y’all lmaoooo 💀

[thin ivy]

that would be gold but messigot rona idk how long he'll recover for

[knotty yacht]

Should I bring up who beat atleti this season or…

[umbral sky]

Messi got the Rona?

[still pagoda]

you have lost your last FOUR league games pipe down

[thin ivy]

yeah

[umbral sky]

Damn…

[oak widget]

getafe almost beat you

[thin ivy]

not that its a good thing cus he's been quite shite at psg

[still pagoda]

ramos undercover agent

[umbral sky]

Messi? Kinda

[thin ivy]

ramos too. had a one good full game then got sent off on his next match lmao

[knotty yacht]

Atletico form🥶

[umbral sky]

But he’s Messi, the best in history

He’ll bounce back

[thin ivy]

there is no goat. just goats

[umbral sky]

I mean…

Messi is just something else

[still pagoda]

messi is washed

[thin ivy]

he didnt deserve the ballon dor this ssn dont @ me

[grave glen]

if messi step up starting this year, the dude is really just a balon dor merchant

[thin ivy]

lewangoalski got robbed second time in a row

[umbral sky]

I would’ve liked for Lewangoalski to get it

[thin ivy]

same

[umbral sky]

Fr he deserved it on 2020

[thin ivy]

ballon dor is overrated anyway

[umbral sky]

But again, it’s Messi so I’m ok with him winning it

[thin ivy]

its like the nobel peace prize

[bleak swallow]

Lmaoo Sevilla can go two points behind Madrid now

[thin ivy]

idgaf anymore who wins it

[bleak swallow]

Wtf happened

[umbral sky]

Fr lmao

[bleak swallow]

Jaja

[umbral sky]

And they wanna beat the Messiah like that lol

[bleak swallow]

I was asleep and woke up to my brother cursing like crazy he's a Madrid fan

[grave glen]

didnt psg just drew last match in ligue 1

[bleak swallow]

We're not in a title race

[umbral sky]

Idk tbh I don’t follow the farmers league

[pearl steeple]

Blunder Militao, then they parked the bus.

[thin ivy]

we're at 46 rn. sevilla at 38. even if they win their next game how is that two points behind us lmao

[grave glen]

yes

[umbral sky]

Fr is that all it takes to beat y’all?

[thin ivy]

big maths

[umbral sky]

A bus park?

[pearl steeple]

Yes, look at Cadiz.

Easy draw

[umbral sky]

Damn

I though Benzema walked on water and shit…

[thin ivy]

nah we just need a proper shithouser to open that bus right open

casemiro's been soloing the shithouse department

[pearl steeple]

It's hard when they have 8 players, excluding goalkeeper in the 16

[thin ivy]

not enough

[umbral sky]

Mbappe ig

[bleak swallow]

38 plus 6

[thin ivy]

no use he dives. we need a shithouse that fights back.

[thin ivy]

y 6

[umbral sky]

Who?

Haaland is NOT joining Real

[bleak swallow]

Two wins is 6 points mate

[grave glen]

maths is not his best attribute

[still pagoda]

might join city since kane has been shit this season

[thin ivy]

oh i thought they were only a game behind. they have 2 at hand?

[bleak swallow]

3 points per win maybe you need to go back to match school

[thin ivy]

porque no

[umbral sky]

Porque no.

El no es Madridista

[grave glen]

never went to maths school

[bleak swallow]

They have two

[thin ivy]

haaland is coming to us

bless that

[umbral sky]

Madridistas a a certain type of people

[thin ivy]

hes a proper shithouser. doesnt dive too

[umbral sky]

That Haaland isn’t

[bleak swallow]

Keep praying

[umbral sky]

Idk, he doesn’t seem a Madridista from the interviews I’ve watched

[thin ivy]

mbappe dives too much. never learned a thing from lord benzo

[umbral sky]

He’s too humble

[thin ivy]

fuck me sideways if haaland goes to the prem

[still pagoda]

if he goes to the prem only city

[thin ivy]

fuck city

[bleak swallow]

Watch him go city and fuck all in ucl

[thin ivy]

all day erryday

[grave glen]

i'm on abstinence sorry

[umbral sky]

I like Pep but City is such a bandwagon team…

[thin ivy]

they'll bottle anyway

[still pagoda]

city in ucl is hit or miss

[thin ivy]

city, atletico, psg are hella bottlers

[umbral sky]

Yeah we did bottle that Champions

[thin ivy]

that oil curse will keep psg and city from winning it

[umbral sky]

Because Real bought the referee

[acoustic bone]

Atletico were one Ramos header away from a CL

[umbral sky]

That was offside

[thin ivy]

no it wasnt

[acoustic bone]

And a missed Griezmann pk

[umbral sky]

Offside but UEFA is corrupt af

[thin ivy]

godin carried yall

he was a cb and the only one who scored a non penaldo goal

[acoustic bone]

Godin needs more respect on his name

[umbral sky]

At least we are now established as a top 20 team

[thin ivy]

true. goated cb and legendary shithouser

[umbral sky]

Thanks to Cholo

[still pagoda]

where is godin now?

[thin ivy]

retired ig

nvm hes in cagliari

[acoustic bone]

Lol

[thin ivy]

same thing lmao

[grave glen]

bruh

[acoustic bone]

Tru

[thin ivy]

at least he didnt sell out to PSG

[umbral sky]

Fr Donnarumma should’ve stayed at Milan

[acoustic bone]

PSG were too busy getting rid of their legendary cb

Thanks again PSG

[still pagoda]

in 2016 when Ronaldo completes a double hattrick in a 12-1 win against Leganes: 😐
2022 when Hazard completes 1 dribble against Getafe: 🤩

[umbral sky]

Milan would be winning the title

[umbral sky]

Wtf is Leganes lmao

[acoustic bone]

Milan are still doing really well with all the injured

[thin ivy]

yeah that was the most disappointing thing about the last transfer.

he sold tf right out of milan

[umbral sky]

Imagine Haaland to P$$$$$$G

[still pagoda]

what

[thin ivy]

also fuck hakan. that snake

[acoustic bone]

A raiola player being a mercenary? Shocker

[pearl steeple]

Top 5 in LaLiga atm only consists of clubs from Madrid and Sevilla.

[umbral sky]

Yeah

[pearl steeple]

Two cites, 5 clubs

[acoustic bone]

Good on real betis

[thin ivy]

i feel like milan is bottling it to inter

milan derbies are always sad

[umbral sky]

Ngl I don’t watch Serie A but I’ve always liked both Milans

[thin ivy]

lol bruh

serie a is good

only other league i watch beside la liga

i get shit on reddit everytime i say i prefer la liga and serie a over prem

[bleak swallow]

Snake you're stupid inter wanted money they sold him

[umbral sky]

I remember that my first FIFA was 2008 and Ronaldinho was on the cover

And I thought he would be in Barca, but he was in Milan

So I always played with Milan just to play with Ronaldinho

[thin ivy]

what

[umbral sky]

That’s the only reason why I like Milan tbh

[bleak swallow]

Inter needed money

Other lukaku or hakimi would've never been sold

[umbral sky]

Why did Inter sell Lakaka lmao

[bleak swallow]

and Conte would've never left because inter selling his first team players

[thin ivy]

im talking about hakan who came from ac milan lol i think you're mixing it up

[bleak swallow]

Oh

[thin ivy]

and im calling hakan a snake because of the stuff he does not bc of the transfer itself

[bleak swallow]

Thought you mean archaf haki

[thin ivy]

nahh

[bleak swallow]

My bad

[thin ivy]

hakimi is kewl

madrid agent xD

[bleak swallow]

Hakimi is gonna go to every league possible

Like zlatan lmaoo

[fading ember]

Just prem is left for hakimi of the top 5 leagues

For zlatan bundesliga
Though he probably is too old to move there now

[thin ivy]

anyone else think prem is overrated

theres always some petty shit going on in there

whether its the refs or the coaches doing something

lowkey annoying

[still pagoda]

i really wish we could get him back man

[thin ivy]

no need

[still pagoda]

we need a good rb

carvajal always injured

[thin ivy]

id rather have let theo stay over hakimi

nacho is a good rb.

[still pagoda]

hes not even a rb he only plays there if carvajal AND lucas are injured

and he wont provide anything attacking wise

[bleak swallow]

Yall Lost two class full backs in archaf and theo

[heavy cedar]

So far into the new year, Ancoletti yellow card and Simeone yellow card …. istg if Xavi gets a yellow I’m done 💀

[thin ivy]

ancelotti got a yellow?

[still pagoda]

yes

[thin ivy]

when lol

[heavy cedar]

Ya today for complaining to ref

[thin ivy]

oh wow i didnt get to see that part

[still pagoda]

xavi yellow for blaiming iberostar officials saying that the grass is too long

[heavy cedar]

😲

[thin ivy]

fr?

[thin ivy]

klopp vibes

will blame anything but his players lol

[still pagoda]

yeah

but liverpool rarely even lose these days

[heavy cedar]

Getafe been parking bus whole game 🤡

[still pagoda]

and also

😍

[thin ivy]

off topic real quick. told my mom a joke now she's sending me paragraphs

lmao

[grave glen]

thats how it is

never show your parents memes

[thin ivy]

it wasnt even a meme i was just like casually mentioning how i wasnt able to do this one essay for school

[still pagoda]

the only meme i ever sent my parents is some lame minion facebook joke

[thin ivy]

LMAO

ugh man im staying away from the groupchat for now this blows lmaoooo

wow this is stressful

imma play pes career mode real qujick

[bleak swallow]

How to give away 390 mil Barca edition

[thin ivy]

we have hazard

[bleak swallow]

and jovic

https://twitter.com/cristobalsoria/status/1477628893670563848?s=21

Cristóbal Soria (@cristobalsoria)

Damas y caballeros…con ustedes el gran Militao…🤣🤣🤣🤣

Retweets

311

Likes

5179

Twitter · Jan 2, 2022, 1:12 PM

[still pagoda]

better than assraujo

[bleak swallow]

Sure

[still pagoda]

he is

[bleak swallow]

Arujo is younger and is yet to hit his peak and is one of the best cb in the league rn already without a doubt

[worldly zodiac]

Madrid's got this one

I just hope we don't get relegated

[knotty yacht]

So is militao?

Araujo is only older by 1 year pipe down bruh😂

[half iris]

Mallorca to rattle Barcelona

[desert saddle]

look at these shameless people

we lose on game after winning like 10 in a row

have people forgotten we are still top of the table

[grave glen]

its rare

let the kids poke some fun

[native sandal]

eze | Hala Madrid

[grave glen]

Jalapeno

[thin ivy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Els8IiA9_AA&ab_channel=ESPNFC

he was gonna adjust the captain's armband

[grave glen]

bruh

muscle memory

[frank robin]

damn

[lucid meadow]

old

[prisma swift]

https://twitter.com/mancitymen/status/1477610626755313667?s=21

Manchester City News (@ManCityMEN)

Xavi was full of praise for Ferran Torres - but admitted he can't yet be registered as a Barcelona player due to financial restrictions #mcfc
https://t.co/TOVCnofh1H

Twitter · Jan 2, 2022, 12:00 PM

@lucid meadow @grave glen yikes

[grave glen]

yea

dembele renewal still on hold

thats why

[lucid meadow]

dembélé’s renewal was supposed to solve that but that guy wants 40 million

[prisma swift]

release ez abde

then ur good

[grave glen]

the spanish dude?

[lucid meadow]

why release good player 🤨

[prisma swift]

snake

no loyalty

[lucid meadow]

dembele

[half iris]

Fml

[slender olive]

FT: Real Betis 0-2 Celta Vigo

[plain elbow]

That’s a surprising result.

[half iris]

Are you from Spain?

[plain elbow]

No

[slender olive]

FT: Alaves 1-1 Real Sociedad

quite advantageous for Barca

if we win we will only be 1 pt behind top 4 and in 5th

[half iris]

Oh

So you just learnt Spanish like me?

[plain elbow]

No, Spanish is spoken in my household. It’s one of my native languages, along with English.

[half iris]

Ah cool

So do you have family from Spain?

[plain elbow]

My family is from 🇨🇴, but I’m from the 🇺🇸.

[half iris]

¿De Bogotá?

[plain elbow]

No, ellos son de otra ciudad, de la zona cafetera.

[pale geode]

Bruh why do we have issues with low blocks

[half iris]

¿Que es la zona cafetera?

[plain elbow]

Es una región rural del país, donde se cultiva la mayoría del café, por la cual un porcentaje grande es exportada.

[bleak swallow]

Fcking hell whys he not starting pedrola over luuk

[plain elbow]

I would’ve started Marmol and Estanis Pedrola tbh.

[grave glen]

experience

[plain elbow]

Xavi chose experience. And, not of the “good kind” of experience.

[bleak swallow]

Exactly

[grave glen]

yep

[bleak swallow]

Experience tf

[plain elbow]

Well, tbf, we don’t have much more atm.

[bleak swallow]

Luuk is sht

[plain elbow]

18 absences

[bleak swallow]

Pedrola on left jultga striker

Easy

[grave glen]

well comparing luuk who is almost 30 and kids of course he is more experience

[bleak swallow]

His experience doesnt benefit us in the slightest

[grave glen]

yea

[plain elbow]

I hope Pedrola gets some minutes under his belt though. Him and Ilias are having a great season for Juvenile A and Barça B, respectively.

Especially if Luuk de Junk ghosts again, as always.

[bleak swallow]

Same i was really hoping xavi was gonna start him with ferran depay and everyone coming back to fitness he will never see first team minutes

[half iris]

Ah vale, ¿así que tienes parientes que trabajan en esta industria o no?

[plain elbow]

No, mi familia vive en esa región, solamente.

[half iris]

Aha lo entiendo, ¿vives en un estado hispanohablante como Florida o California?

[plain elbow]

No, vivo en uno de los estados cerca de la capital. De todos modos, hay comunidades latinas muy grandes en esta área, más que todo de Centroamérica.

[half iris]

Si, los EU tiene muchas comunidades como esas y incluso hay muchos estadounidenses que hablan el español como un segundo idioma

[bleak swallow]

Vamos

[grave glen]

slowly we can get it

I hope

[plain elbow]

Correcto, cada vez hay más bilingües. Es importante para la comunicación, más que todo en ciudades con mucha diversidad cultural.

[slender olive]

W

[half iris]

Claro. ¿Como era el partido contra Mallorca?

[ripe plover]

Luuk de jong 🐐

[half iris]

¿Hablas español también?

[plain elbow]

Se sufrió al final, pero creo que los jóvenes han acertado bien.

[steady lichen]

¿Donde está la Real Sociedad?

[bleak swallow]

https://twitter.com/barcacentre/status/1477783571024781314?s=21

barcacentre (@barcacentre)

Memphis Depay has deleted his photo with the Barça shirt on his Instagram profile. He has also removed that he is a Barça player. [via @tjuanmarti]

Likes

266

Twitter · Jan 2, 2022, 11:27 PM

[bleak swallow]

Jaja los eliminé

[stoic jacinth]

Yes

[worldly zodiac]

Lasted nothing

[worldly zodiac]

Demasiado de por medio

Es muy difícil que se le escape al Madrid

[chrome slate]

[worldly beacon]

Vamos

[worldly beacon]

Whyyyy

[grave glen]

Hi

Aupa VALENCIA

[worldly beacon]

English or urdu

Hi

I just know vamos

Para

[exotic kite]

who knew barca had so many swiss players

[torn ermine]

LMFAO

[chrome slate]

[thin ivy]

Barca beat mallorca 1-0

We're fcked

😩 😩 😆

[grave glen]

bruh

[bleak swallow]

https://twitter.com/barcauniversal/status/1477795393807265795?s=21

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal)

Barça have the highest possession (65%), most big chances created (51), most big chances missed (32) and most shots that have hit the woodwork (12) in La Liga this season.

— @BarcaStat

Likes

771

Twitter · Jan 3, 2022, 12:14 AM

[grave glen]

didnt messi hit a lot of the post too last season with us

[bleak swallow]

Since Xavi was appointed:

Real Madrid 16pts
Barcelona 14pts
Sevilla 14pts
Villareal 13pts
Betis 12pts

[bleak swallow]

This stat is for this season

[topaz meteor]

lesgo

[grave glen]

yes

I just said messi did that with us too last season

[bleak swallow]

Ah

Where koeman left us

Where xavi Brought us

[topaz meteor]

true

[grave glen]

not gonna blame fully on koeman but xavi do bring improvement

[bleak swallow]

He is bringing life back to the club

[bleak swallow]

Xavi using the same players even less because of injuries

Getting the job done

[topaz meteor]

and now covid

[grave glen]

koeman didnt get the trust of the board since the beginning

[bleak swallow]

Koeman was a great player but shit coach let's not pretend he was good

[grave glen]

the new board

[topaz meteor]

yes

[bleak swallow]

He got his Dutch players mate

He has no tactics

[grave glen]

bruh

[bleak swallow]

If we had let him he would've signed the whole Dutch team

[grave glen]

he is not the best but not the worst in any way

[bleak swallow]

He lost out on finishing got depay

Got de jong

See the connection

[topaz meteor]

got luuk de jong too

[bleak swallow]

Lost out on wijnaldum

He would've turn us to the Dutch team

I wouldn't have complain if he brought noa lang and de ligt instead

[grave glen]

you forgot about our situation?

[thin ivy]

Still not in top 5 doe

Xavi needs to hype his team more

[topaz meteor]

what will our midfield look like with all the talent that we have

[slender olive]

Pedri gavi busquets

If de jong gets back on form swap gavi out

[topaz meteor]

Mhm

[compact siren]

Koeman would have been a good coach if he had come in 2015

[slender olive]

no wtf

[compact siren]

He would have needed a team that really was the best in the world.

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/BlancosCentral/status/1477877296111497217?t=XDYr4d6TUlsPqDeX5x2Rxw&s=19

Blancos Central (@BlancosCentral)

🚨| @jpedrerol: "Real Madrid after signing Mbappé will approach Håland. Barcelona also wants him. It will be such an entertainment... It even scares me, because I want Håland in Barcelona."

[NOTE: Pedrerol is a declared Barcelona supporter].

Twitter · Jan 3, 2022, 5:39 AM

Tic tac man is a Barca fan

[compact siren]

For what?

[bitter hemlock]

we're simply, unlucky

[amber garden]

when the super league hit

[frank robin]

HERE WE GO?

[bitter hemlock]

we still needa renew sergi roberto's contract to reduce his wages and register ferran

[grave glen]

throw him away
Alves better than him

[bitter hemlock]

Bro, we can't sell him in january

bc he won't wanna leave

and bc he's injured

[bitter hemlock]

Sevilla's season is so underrated

overshadowed by madrid

[thin ivy]

mes que un club visca el barca

[bitter hemlock]

tf-

[ripe field]

we hunting for the ucl qualification 😈

with half our squad out

[bleak swallow]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1477956908489363461?s=21

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Barcelona president Joan Laporta again on Haaland and big signings for next months: “Everybody in the world should get ready, as we are back as big players in the market. Barça are back”. 🔴 #FCB

Retweets

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Likes

21084

Twitter · Jan 3, 2022, 10:56 AM

Get ready

[thin ivy]

we did this last ssn except it was on the UCL quarterfinals

injury ssn baby

[ripe field]

now its our turn

[bleak swallow]

We got carried by messi

Per usual

[slate kayak]

*messi que un club

[bleak swallow]

While the rest of the squad frauded

[slate kayak]

liar lying again

[bleak swallow]

0 cares

Market Will speaker for itself

We Will see then

[slate kayak]

yes yes we all saw how his plans to keep messi turned out

you're signing morata to replace luuk

signed a player you can't register

one masterclass after another

[bleak swallow]

Yes yes and like i said you're not the president or an agent of anyone we want I could careless about who you think we can get

When the market comes and we don't get anyone like you claim then come talk

Otherwise stop with the chatter

[slate kayak]

i'm literally more reliable than "your" president

[slate kayak]

i can talk literally when and where i want

[bleak swallow]

Sure

[slate kayak]

your failure to cope is none of my concern

[bleak swallow]

Not stopping you just don't speak to me tiered to hear you repeat the same non sense

[slate kayak]

so block me

literally who cares

[bleak swallow]

No need

[slate kayak]

i didn't even realise it was you who posted the dumbass shit again

[bleak swallow]

Dumb ass shit again

How can I post something that Fab just posted a hour ago again

[slate kayak]

cos everything you post is dumb

i thought the implication was obvious

[bleak swallow]

Not the one posting it just the one sharing it

[slate kayak]

ok mb

[bleak swallow]

Your favorite journalist posted it

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1477956908489363461?s=21

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Barcelona president Joan Laporta again on Haaland and big signings for next months: “Everybody in the world should get ready, as we are back as big players in the market. Barça are back”. 🔴 #FCB

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Twitter · Jan 3, 2022, 10:56 AM

[slate kayak]

he isn't my "favorite" journalist

[bleak swallow]

Okay who is

[slate kayak]

nobody, but my distaste for this tapin merchant is well documented

[bleak swallow]

Lol wtf you even have an agenda against Fab

[worldly zodiac]

We're playing Sevilla 💀

[bleak swallow]

With no kounde atleast

[worldly zodiac]

Still we can't defend shit

Juan Cala is the worst player to start for any team in the league

[bleak swallow]

😂😂do what teams do when they can't defend sit back and counter

It works sometimes definitely against bigger clubs atleast

[worldly zodiac]

That's exactly what we do

And it still doesn't work

[bleak swallow]

Y'all need the win though

Maybe they'll all play better knowing what's on the line

[worldly zodiac]

Yeah

[bleak swallow]

A win get you out the zone

[worldly zodiac]

We would be last if Levante wasn't shit

[bleak swallow]

Lol

[knotty yacht]

💀💀 reality will hit soon for him hopefully

[bleak swallow]

Who surprised me the most this season is rayo

[slate kayak]

its not an agenda, he just retweets low grade sources and has been exposed multiple times

[bleak swallow]

Maybe we will see though

[slate kayak]

he's just lying to culers as usual

he's a politician after all

[worldly zodiac]

debt has entered the chat

[slate kayak]

stop rating this fraud regardless of your taste in football

[worldly zodiac]

L

Might be the biggest Ls he's taken recently

[slate kayak]

theres many

[still pagoda]

shiver me timbers

[frank robin]

bruh, psg came out of nowhere for that

[rigid nest]

he said verbal agreement reached, which was true

[frank robin]

yh

and wijnaldum almost done the medical

and suddenly he flew to paris

[bitter hemlock]

[slate kayak]

actually this is the biggest L

[frank robin]

yh true

[worldly zodiac]

LOOOOOL

[bitter hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-psg-gif-22652907

[slate kayak]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1422987283364556800?s=20

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Leo Messi’s staying at Barcelona and signing a new contract, it’s never been in doubt. Official announcement loading... finally expected soon. Could be matter of hours [...but not today]. 🔴🔵🇦🇷 #FCB #Messi

New deal between Messi and Barça will be signed until June 2026.

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Twitter · Aug 4, 2021, 6:26 PM

the hits never ever stop

man even gave an official date

so regardless of our opinions and tastes in football and how much we annoy each other

please stop rating this fraud of a "journalist"

[grave glen]

like I always said rumors are rumors

gonna believe when they sign the papers

[bitter hemlock]

ok, we get it, you hate him

[frank robin]

lmao

[cyan knot]

Munchen coach said:

We were lucky braithwaite wasnt playing he is goat of football cuz if he did barca would've trashed us

[frank robin]

no

he didnt...

[bleak swallow]

He's making a braithwaute joke

[frank robin]

ik

lol

[slate kayak]

bruh im just posting his own twitter

[grave glen]

https://twitter.com/barcatimes/status/1477994791891873795?s=21

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes)

🗣[ @DiMarzio🥇] | Andreas Christensen was very close to signing a new four-year contract at Chelsea, but talks were stopped because Barcelona had shown interest in the player. #fcblive

Twitter · Jan 3, 2022, 1:26 PM

somehow we are interested in everyone

[worldly zodiac]

At least no one is interested in Max

Which is great as he's one of our best players

[potent spade]

funny that, cause xavi only seems to be interested in spanish players, but no one says anything about that

Ferran is there already and apparently Morata is 95% done

[thin ivy]

Morata? Seriously? He's like a top tier goal bottler

also damn if he does push thru then that means he's played for la liga's top 3

[bleak swallow]

Plenty of people have said stuff about it

[potent spade]

Never seen anyone say anything about it

[grave glen]

I mean it makes sense tho

The club is also a Spanish club

But I’ve seen a lot of people talk about it

[potent spade]

doesnt really matter for a club thats this big or does it?

[bleak swallow]

They're literally talks on Twitter constantly about koeman makingbarcelona the Dutch team and xavi wanting to make it the Spain team

[bleak swallow]

Tbf the club is a Spanish team so

[potent spade]

Yet Koeman only got 2 Dutch players in the end. And Xavi only got 2 Spanish players so far if they sign Morata.

So its really not that bad

[bleak swallow]

Mate compare the players who koeman wanted and got to who xavi wants

[potent spade]

Lol I dont see much difference

Apart from Luuk de Jong maybe

Not like Morata is amazing hes known as a bottler.

[bleak swallow]

Xavi wants mazrouri azpi or Christen wanted Ferrán hoy Ferrán koeman wanted luuk de jong lmaoo wijnaldum and depay

Depay the only one who's even decent

[bleak swallow]

He Is but he also knows the system better than depay

[potent spade]

Ferran is the only one who is decent out of Xavi so far. And they can spend much more now than back then. Koeman had to get transfer free players.

[bleak swallow]

So if we sign mazrouri and azpi on frees then what ?

[potent spade]

U havent tho

[bleak swallow]

Mino Is literally meeting laporta this week

To discuss mazrouri pre agreement

[potent spade]

ok

[bleak swallow]

Contacts are already being made with both azpi and Christensen tbf I want neither of them but they're better than what we have

Bar arujo ofc

[grave glen]

Why not?

[potent spade]

azpi is probably better than mazraoui

but ok

[bleak swallow]

Azpi Is up in age

[bleak swallow]

No he's not

[potent spade]

yes he is

[grave glen]

Yeah but he’s still great

[bleak swallow]

Only thing he had over mazrouri us defense mate

Technical ability he doesn't even come close

Dkm with that bs

[potent spade]

lol ok

just like dest was the goat right?

have fun with mazraoui

[bleak swallow]

Dest wasn't even wanted at Ajax wtf ?

Lmaoo

[grave glen]

Oh I read that wrong

[bleak swallow]

Go ask in Everdisle chat

Ill bet my life on it

Go ask if dest was wanted

[potent spade]

why should I

[bleak swallow]

He only played because of mazrouri long inury

[bleak swallow]

He was never main man and ajax sold him quick because we tossed up free money

[potent spade]

barca fans still hyped him up like he was generational player lol

mazraoui really isnt amazing either

but well i hope he does well if barca gets him

[bleak swallow]

Mazrouri is miles better

[bleak swallow]

Same

[potent spade]

mazraoui was the worst player at ajax ucl semi finals run by a very very very big margin

hes improved since then

but its not like hes amazing

[bleak swallow]

I cant agree with that between him and tagliafico going forward he was way more impressive than taglia

[potent spade]

what the fuck

well ok then

I dont think ajax will miss mazraoui much in all honesty

they have the next guy already lined up lol

[bleak swallow]

They never miss much players in general they make new ones

[potent spade]

Rensch will be the new RB

[bleak swallow]

I wouldnt be so confident they wont miss him

[potent spade]

the guy they have lined up now when mazraoui leaves already played with the dutch national squad

and hes just 18 lol

i think they will be fine

if barca manage to get ziyech

he has great chemistry with mazraoui

[bleak swallow]

@potent spade

[bleak swallow]

Ziyech wont work for us

Xavi system requires natural wingers to work

[potent spade]

mazraoui is just better at defending than dest which isnt hard tbh

[bleak swallow]

Nah hes better at both side of the ball dest is skillful but no composed enough with his skills for them to be a constant danger

[potent spade]

ziyech has played on the right wing for many years

[bleak swallow]

Him being skillful has been a liability more than a asset

He step over loses the ball and we get countered

[potent spade]

I would wait and see how Mazraoui does tbh

[bleak swallow]

Yeah but he needs to drive at full back on the touchline thats not his game

Hes a 10

and from what ive seen from xavi he doesnt seem to want a 10 on his wings

[potent spade]

yeah

[bleak swallow]

I feel like the era number 10 wingers is dying out

[potent spade]

and barca dont really want to play with a 10 either

[bleak swallow]

Hazard coutinho ney messi

the 10 on the wing era is dying

everyone have pure wingers now

Salah mane

[potent spade]

ziyech is great on 10 though

[bleak swallow]

Coman gnabry sane

Sterling mahrez

[bleak swallow]

Yeah

[potent spade]

ziyech can dribble though

but i guess his speed isnt as impressive as some other wingers

[lucid meadow]

he’s injury prone ever since moving to PL

[ebon beacon]

So Mbappe to Real was just reported by a Spanish news reporter. Can you give me some brief info on him?

[bitter hemlock]

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1477968985744306178

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive)

🚨 Real Madrid are looking to raise £50m in transfer funds by offloading Gareth Bale, Isco and Marcelo in January.

(Source: Sun Sport)

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Twitter · Jan 3, 2022, 11:44 AM

50 mill for 3 finished players

not happening

[inland hound]

Are you Dumb?

[bitter hemlock]

no

bruh

[cyan knot]

Wronf image

This one is this true?

[grave glen]

Idk

But we’re not accepting the deal

Unless it’s with different terms

[worldly beacon]

Why marcelo 😭😭😭

[bitter hemlock]

It. was, inevitable.

[half iris]

That’s the attitude of Madrid unfortunately

Keeps em winning tho

[desert saddle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/173554823633829888/927665583842033794/unknown.png?width=708&height=630

[desert saddle]

wdym attitude

Marcelo is washed

we need to move on from legends at one point

we cant have our expired players stay because of their legacy

we arent nostalgia fc

[fast citrus]

Damn F in chat for him

Was he a top prospect?

[desert saddle]

oh yeah

[half iris]

Speaks for itself

[desert saddle]

I explained everything

it may not be the prettiest way

but this way won us everything possible

[half iris]

You think I’m shitting on Madrid?

[desert saddle]

no

[half iris]

I literally said that what keeps Madrid winning

It can refer to lots of things

Good and bad

[grave glen]

Oh poor dude

[worldly zodiac]

We lost against Sevilla ffs

[grave glen]

Oh no hope he will have a fast recovery

[bright ridge]

https://t.co/rmv6TfVS67

[worldly beacon]

Noooooooooooooo

Someone jinxing ussss

Nooooooo

Fuck we have to win against Valencia at every cost men i have talked to much abt is winning the league plz dont bottle it like that 😭😭

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal) Tweeted: No days off for Martin Braithwaite. Mentality. https://t.co/QaRXyydm07 https://twitter.com/BarcaUniversal/status/1478139677186084868?s=20

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal)

No days off for Martin Braithwaite. Mentality. https://t.co/QaRXyydm07

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Twitter · Jan 3, 2022, 11:02 PM

What is this 😂

[worldly beacon]

There next game is against getafe 😤😤which is difficult for getafe

[grave glen]

the dude is a good vibes

couldnt hate that guy

[bright ridge]

I love martin

[grave glen]

Ferran already in Luuk's shadow

[blissful ruin]

haaland at barca is soon...

[frank robin]

oh boy

[ember ruin]

he has no ambition if he moves to Newcastle

I would stay and try to win more trophies with Atletico

[unkempt crag]

Other than going back to England

[amber garden]

yeah it's true they took a huge loan from a bank

[plain elbow]

https://twitter.com/CaptnGuardiola/status/1478132232120586243?s=20

Captn (@CaptnGuardiola)

I like Chimy Ávila but this was really disgusting, could have broken Nico Williams' leg... Nico got lucky there. #OsasunaAthletic

https://t.co/Zc0wiaToQC

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Twitter · Jan 3, 2022, 10:32 PM

Chimy Ávila was sent off for this.

[modest tiger]

Leave him alone lol

[modest tiger]

He should stay

[ember ruin]

I agree

[grave glen]

That was 2 footed

Very fair for a red

I hate chimy cause he is good

[icy jolt]

Osasuna lmao

Imagine having Sancet scoring a hat trick on you

[fast citrus]

First of 4? Mbappe and Halaand to Newcastle confirmed???

[topaz meteor]

oh boy...

[storm quest]

Súper copa clásico will be played on my bday

That’s pretty dope but I’m gonna be at work

[grave glen]

work at birthday

[bitter hemlock]

Respect 🤝

[bitter hemlock]

newcastle are overpaying for him

and at this rate, super copa clasico will be Barca B vs Real madrid

[frank robin]

lmao

[half iris]

https://onefootball.com/cms/en/34332203?variable=2022-01-04T07:00:00Z

[compact siren]

Fuck Koeman and fuck Xavi

Coutinho is a real skillful player. He's just come out of a bench on the field and still scored two goals. I was hoping at least Xavi could give this star a chance, but apparently he didn't.

[grave glen]

Bro

He's injured

When he's not he got to play

[chrome slate]

[compact siren]

He's almost always in bench.

[chrome slate]

BTW what about this guy?

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/matthias-ginter/profil/spieler/124502

Free

Good alternative to Rudiger

Versatile and can play at different positions

[inland hound]

Sule>>>

[chrome slate]

But Sule is with Bayern and I'm sure he is happy there

[worldly beacon]

Yes and he's there main plyr one of so they won't let him goo

[compact siren]

Ginter max back up

[lucid meadow]

i’m not sure if you’re joking or are serious

[compact siren]

Joke

[lucid meadow]

good

[compact siren]

He's played very well.

[grave glen]

he just got fit few matchday ago and he was subbed in and played first eleven once then injured again

[worldly beacon]

He's playing shit when he got the time

[slate kayak]

https://twitter.com/City_Xtra/status/1478332279575486469?t=ELNryhjf5uKMReIx1epKjA&s=19

City Xtra (@City_Xtra)

Reasons why Ferran Torres to Barcelona was delayed: Barca, aware of the problems with signing him, wanted to include the possibility of Torres returning to #ManCity if he could not be registered. Barca also owed €1.5M to @ManCity for Denis Suárez.

[@LuMartinBCN/@QueThiJugues]

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Twitter · Jan 4, 2022, 11:47 AM

"Barcelona are back"

[slate kayak]

sule wants a move to premier league

he's a manchester united fan

im sure laliga clubs could make him an enticing offer

[chrome slate]

I was mainly talking about Ginter's free transfer to Real Madrid, but okay thanks for your input

[slate kayak]

ginter is most likely inter bound rn

[chrome slate]

I know Real are probably going for Rudiger, but I thought Ginter might be a good alternative

[still pagoda]

they cant register him?

[slate kayak]

they haven't been able to yet

because they're still hitting the salary cap

[knotty yacht]

Barca fans overhype so much

[slate kayak]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1478375355627061257?s=20

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🌕| Real Madrid consider the Alaba - Militão duo as the best in the continent in their position. @MarioCortegana #rmalive

Twitter · Jan 4, 2022, 2:38 PM

[dusky stream]

Coutinho is ass bro, he's been done since 2019

[bleak swallow]

https://twitter.com/qatari/status/1478380768976154628?s=21

محمد الكعبي (@Qatari)

🚨🚨 هالاند يريد برشلونة إذا كانوا يستطيعون التعاقد معه

Twitter · Jan 4, 2022, 3:00 PM

[grave glen]

Our president does that, I'm just chilling

[native sandal]

https://twitter.com/barcacentre/status/1478378385642598413?s=20

barcacentre (@barcacentre)

Erling Haaland will sign for Barcelona if President Laporta raises the necessary money. The striker doesn't want to coincide with Mbappé at Real Madrid. [cuatro]

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Twitter · Jan 4, 2022, 2:50 PM

[icy jolt]

[native sandal]

https://twitter.com/barcacentre/status/1478379227019980806?s=20

barcacentre (@barcacentre)

Haaland's contract at Barcelona could be 3 + 2 years, with an approximate salary of 30 million euros gross. To make the signing happen, Barça need to free up salary, and could therefore sell players who now seem non-transferable. [cuatro]

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Twitter · Jan 4, 2022, 2:54 PM

[grave glen]

Is he free or something?

I thought we need to pay 100m+ for this lad

[lucid meadow]

transfer fees is not the major problem, wages are

[grave glen]

It still is for a somewhat broke club

[lucid meadow]

amortisation and loans will keep happening not matter how broke, unless we’re about to get liquidated

[grave glen]

Shouldn't the wage cap raised if we have huge financial input now

Isn't that how it works

[lucid meadow]

i don’t see revenue increasing by a large margin than last season

[grave glen]

It based on revenue?

From last season?

I thought it just based on a club's amount of financial funds

Cause la liga provide the cvc early season for it

[lucid meadow]

i don’t remember but logically it should be based on the revenue or revenue-expenditure difference

[grave glen]

Maybe it set in stone the wage cap when season start until final day

That's the most logical reason I can think of

[knotty yacht]

There is no chance this happens

[grave glen]

eu miroseam a femei iar David Alaba

[tacit iris]

how is atletico? i dont watch la liga so i dont really know

[lucid meadow]

the wage cap is calculated on the basis of the revenue and debt of the last five seasons, so if we have a better season financially the cap will increase or else it can get worse

[grave glen]

Bad form recently but finally got a win

[grave glen]

Interesting

[tacit iris]

we?

[grave glen]

We?

[tacit iris]

wait what

im seeing things

[grave glen]

Yea

United fans

[tacit iris]

[grave glen]

So I understand

[tacit iris]

im going crazy

[grave glen]

Our clubs are in deep shit

Its normal

[tacit iris]

yeah

pain

[grave glen]

[cold tide]

Barca needs to go all out for the Copa Del Rey this season cause the league is pretty much gone,I don’t have much hope for the Europa League.Let’s see if Xavi can match Don Koeman’s greatness

[lucid meadow]

don koeman had messi and griezmann running it back, now there’s luuk de jong up front with memphis depay

[cold tide]

I guess you have a point

[bleak swallow]

Nope based on how much you make

[grave glen]

Yea my point was if it is based on how much we make now

[native sandal]

🤣

[grave glen]

But tove said about revenue

Past 5 season

[lucid meadow]

we have to have a larger revenue than last season

in any case, else the wage cap will remain stable or be lowered

[grave glen]

Make sense

[knotty yacht]

😭😭 u actually believe this just wait for the transfer window m8

[native sandal]

🤣

[inland hound]

They living in thier own world . Tears...

[bleak swallow]

https://twitter.com/reshadrahman_/status/1478400939229073408?s=21

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@ReshadRahman_)

(🌕) Although Laporta doesn’t publicly speak much about it, in private the message is clear: “I will sign Haaland this summer”. The intentions are 100%. Excluding money, Barça has to convince him & will have to do that through their project. More below. @Luis_F_Rojo #Transfers 🇳🇴

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Twitter · Jan 4, 2022, 4:20 PM

[grave glen]

I mean y’all believe the fake news MadridXtra puts out almost every day 💀

[bleak swallow]

No point even debating it

[cold tide]

Facts they also think Mbappe has already signed for them

[inland hound]

Na I just follow arancha mobile

[bleak swallow]

When the transfer window come and goes then we all can talk about what happened and what didn't happen

[inland hound]

I don't even follow MadridZone

[bleak swallow]

Waste of time speaking on assumptions

[native sandal]

😭

[inland hound]

https://twitter.com/ReshadRahman_/status/1478401258209742848?t=qxGdSmzOOnjCYXsKMy7CxQ&s=19

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@ReshadRahman_)

ℹ️ The competition involving Real Madrid is much greater. President Laporta is trying his best to make the signing of Haaland a reality, he doesn’t want the striker to end up at his rival club. @Luis_F_Rojo #Transfers ⚔️

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Twitter · Jan 4, 2022, 4:21 PM

[knotty yacht]

I don’t

[lucid meadow]

jfelixdiaz and tic tac man are dusted

[knotty yacht]

Are we doing a competition of who supports the shittest source what is ur point?

[native sandal]

🤣

[chrome slate]

They can't register Ferran and then you get this

[knotty yacht]

Can’t believe u guys believe Laporta lmao

https://amp.sport.es/en/news/barca/laporta-optimistic-on-messi-contract-renewal-everythings-on-track-11887240

[chrome slate]

Their socios elected him, so they do

[grave glen]

in world of politics its the matter of choosing which one is less bad

[knotty yacht]

Laporta is a politician

[plain elbow]

Here to announce that Ponferradina will defeat Espanyol today.

[knotty yacht]

U can’t trust that guy😂

[grave glen]

hehe boi

[knotty yacht]

That means ponferradina are better than us

[plain elbow]

Yes

Ponferradina rule the world!

[compact siren]

Imagine believe something real madrid fan twitter

[plain elbow]

Tomorrow’s fixtures are pretty good.

[compact siren]

Linares 5-0 FC Barcelona

Alcoyano 0-7 Real Madrid

[grave glen]

is ansu fati back?

[plain elbow]

Linares already pulled an upset by knocking out Alaves.

[grave glen]

seen him in training

[grave glen]

interesting

[compact siren]

Ansu who?

[grave glen]

yes

[plain elbow]

No Ansu Fati and Memphis for tomorrow.

[grave glen]

the ferran torres covid thing is factos or what?

[plain elbow]

Yes

[grave glen]

oof

[plain elbow]

Pedri is also positive.

[compact siren]

Penphis Depay

[grave glen]

didnt we make an open training session with fans

[plain elbow]

AND Ferran’s presentation.

[grave glen]

yea

[plain elbow]

So, big turn of events, yikes.

[grave glen]

even laporta hugged him

so

[plain elbow]

Everyone got a PCR this morning.

No word on the results.

[grave glen]

would be funny if only our juvenil squad can play tomorrow

[grave glen]

Barca 3-0, Alcoyano 2-0 Real Madrid

[native sandal]

https://twitter.com/barcacentre/status/1477952252245598209

barcacentre (@barcacentre)

Mateu Alemany: "We are convinced that we will be able to register Ferran Torres before Sunday. We are working to achieve this."

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Twitter · Jan 3, 2022, 10:37 AM

the deadline is Sunday, we'll know by then if the club is serious or not

[lucid meadow]

all it takes is roberto’s renewal

[grave glen]

Just renew Roberto then idc

[plain elbow]

Sergi Roberto’s agent is also pulling a Moussa Sissoko.

They’re not responsive, and disinterested in scheduling meetings.

[bleak swallow]

He didn't lie now did he

[lucid meadow]

they’ve been in talks over a renewal since almost 6 months

[bleak swallow]

W for us

[plain elbow]

Roberto’s pay cut would be quite large.

[bleak swallow]

He's not needed at the club

He needs to go

[lucid meadow]

his renewal is needed to register any new winter signings

[plain elbow]

Maybe not something that Sergi fancies, which is why a move away at the end of the season is looking likely.

[lucid meadow]

because dembele’s renewal has been a money parade

[bleak swallow]

Best for both parties

[knotty yacht]

?

[lucid meadow]

to register torres we need either of dembele/roberto’s renewal or a sale of either of umtiti/neto/coutinho

[bleak swallow]

Negotiations were going well he didn't say anything that's false

Even messi believed he would stay

So I don't get the false narrative youre trying to get across

[lucid meadow]

https://twitter.com/BarcaTimes/status/1478399951126290439

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes)

🚨 [ @HelenaCondis🥇] | Coutinho's environment says that he is open to leaving Barca. Although, neither he nor his agents have any offers at this moment. Neto wants to leave but his departure is practically ruled out. To all this, Ferran and Alves arent yet registered. #fcblive

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Twitter · Jan 4, 2022, 4:16 PM

[bleak swallow]

I hope we get rid of all the dead weight

squad needs a clean up

[plain elbow]

Offloading Luuk de Junk’s wages could also be a bit helpful, but offloading the higher earners should be the main focus, and it’s gonna be a very difficult task.

[lucid meadow]

isnt luuk on negligible salary

[bleak swallow]

The easiest option i can see for someone like coutinho is a loan with buy clause

[plain elbow]

Ah, is he?

[bleak swallow]

Not much teams are willing to risk on him

[lucid meadow]

€23,077 per week

[bleak swallow]

Damn thats it

[limpid quest]

Imo it isn't fair to call him luuk de junk, he might not be the best player but he's a good professional and a good guy

[bleak swallow]

Probably auto correct

[plain elbow]

Not really an auto correct, but you’re correct.

https://tenor.com/view/sad-sorry-im-sorry-stitch-apologetic-gif-12304217

Anyhow, he’s definitely not a player keep hold of long term.

Right now, the goal is to find that salary cap leeway to register Ferran Torres.

Plenty of options to explore.

[lucid meadow]

i don’t see it happening but the transfer window is long enough

[grave glen]

We’re gonna sign his captain too

[fast citrus]

valencia in the mud rn

they're fearing that possibility

that we sign their captain too lmao

[bleak swallow]

https://twitter.com/qatari/status/1478419160925458445?s=21

محمد الكعبي (@Qatari)

🚨🚨 لابورتا: سأتعاقد مع هالاند في الصيف
MARCA

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Twitter · Jan 4, 2022, 5:32 PM

[inland hound]

this guy is not a source

idk wat u on?

[knotty yacht]

Nah he’s Qatari so he has to be right

[plain elbow]

https://twitter.com/LaLigaLowdown/status/1478419919943438336?s=20

La Liga Lowdown 🧡🇪🇸⚽️ (@LaLigaLowdown)

🐸As per @pacopolitENG, Levante President Quico Catalán will hold a vote of confidence at the end of the season.

After 12 years in charge, he will put his fate in the hands of democracy.

🙇He also asked for forgiveness and demanded that Levante do not give up.

#LLL
🧡🇪🇸⚽

Twitter · Jan 4, 2022, 5:35 PM

THIS IS HUGE NEWS COMING OUT AT LEVANTE.

[knotty yacht]

Damn

[inland hound]

https://twitter.com/JanAageFjortoft/status/1478420848608485384?s=20

Jan Aage Fjørtoft 🏳️‍🌈 🇳🇴 (@JanAageFjortoft)

This is NOT true!
There is NO DEAL / ANY UNDERSTANDING between Erling Haaland / Team Haaland and Barcelona / Laporta https://t.co/eFMaXIX23j

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Twitter · Jan 4, 2022, 5:39 PM

[plain elbow]

https://twitter.com/Gol/status/1478362209575129095?s=20

GOL ⚽ (@Gol)

@Eric18Martin Ahora mismo en @ElGolazoDeGol 🙏 https://t.co/P5l74yausP

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Twitter · Jan 4, 2022, 1:46 PM

Levante fans interrogated the players upon arrival from their match yesterday.

[knotty yacht]

Barca are back Laporta masterclass 🔥🔥

[grave glen]

Goat Alemany will make this happen

THE GOAT OF SPORTING DIRECTORS

https://tenor.com/view/apala-maria-dominguez-mateu-alemany-gif-22028671

[bleak swallow]

He states he wasnt the source he clearly says the source is marca

[native sandal]

https://www.marca.com/en/football/barcelona/2022/01/04/61d47351e2704e36b48b460b.html

[opal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/tv-television-movies-movie-time-movie-night-gif-17246443

[knotty yacht]

It’s Laporta bruh😂

[native sandal]

he has a nice history of bringing top players during his era

[inland hound]

who has he brought

[knotty yacht]

Maybe when the club was in decent shape

He also has a nice history of saying ridiculous statements

[bleak swallow]

https://twitter.com/barcacentre/status/1478378385642598413?s=21

barcacentre (@barcacentre)

Erling Haaland will sign for Barcelona if President Laporta raises the necessary money. The striker doesn't want to coincide with Mbappé at Real Madrid. [cuatro]

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Twitter · Jan 4, 2022, 2:50 PM

[warm delta]

Reasonable

The new rivalry of the Liga

[bleak swallow]

Would make Classico fun again

Bring back hype to the league too

Now Classico is dead

[warm delta]

Viniscius + Mbappé is going to be too deadly for Piqué

[bleak swallow]

Lol pique gone at the end of this season i think

[knotty yacht]

Yeah cause de ligt is coming to Barca too😱

And I think mbappe will also be convinced by the beautiful europa league football

[compact siren]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYMDACNo5lk/?utm_medium=share_sheet

[compact siren]

Good news if you can trust the source.

[plain elbow]

That definitely sounds fake.

Sounds very diarioAS esque.

Haaland propaganda is exhausting and not worth my time at least.

[cyan knot]

So i dm barca that if they remove - from their bank balance they wil be rich

Great succses

[opal sigil]

We will get top 4 this szn calma

[knotty yacht]

We’ll see

[warm delta]

Streamer full time

[bitter hemlock]

bro, I'm a barca fan and, I think we can only afford one if lucky

I don't think barca will sign de ligt

ngl

and I'd like to see an attack of ansu-haaland-torres

but idk, things can go south

maybe haaland will wanna play with mbappe

[slender olive]

We aren’t too far behind top 4 yk

[grave glen]

Abidal, Yaya toure, David Villa, Samuel etoo, ronaldinho, Henry, deco, pique, Dani alves.

[lucid meadow]

you forgot guily and rapha marquez

even ibrahimovic if you want to add him to the list

[plain elbow]

goal

Ponferradina 0-1 Espanyol

Pedrosa

[plain elbow]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1478458208817721347?s=20

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Kieran Trippier’s set to join Newcastle from Atletico Madrid as expected, done deal and here-we-go. ⚪️🤝 #NUFC

New ownership first signing completed after negotiations started in December.

Club sources talk of £12m plus add ons as per @SkySports_Keith - final fee not clear yet.

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Twitter · Jan 4, 2022, 8:08 PM

Kieran Trippier is heading back to the premier league.

[knotty yacht]

What’s he thinking😭

[opal sigil]

💸

[knotty yacht]

Have fun in the championship 😱

[native sandal]

bro he joined a relegated team

[pale geode]

Aren’t Newcastle close enough to safety

That a player like tripper can help keep them there

[fading ember]

https://twitter.com/fcbarcelona/status/1478471952142639115?s=21

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona)

President @JoanLaportaFCB has tested positive for Covid-19 and will not travel to Linares or Granada

🔗 https://t.co/heVnKBrM6M

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Twitter · Jan 4, 2022, 9:02 PM

[knotty yacht]

So I’m not going to hear about how Barca are back after they scrap a 1-0 win against linares

[fading ember]

💀

[bleak swallow]

Rip city barca fan relationship

https://twitter.com/actualitebarca/status/1478456916741349383?s=21

Actualité - Barça (@ActualiteBarca)

Raiola aurait dit à Laporta à Turin: « Si tu réunis les conditions économiques, Haaland sera au Barca. Erling veut jouer en Espagne, être la star du projet. » (David Bernabeu - Cuatro)

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Twitter · Jan 4, 2022, 8:02 PM

[umbral sky]

Hey

Are Barca really signing Torres, Haaland, and Morata?