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grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 9:53 AM

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they can't

fallen valley Dec 23, 2021, 9:53 AM

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Why not

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 9:54 AM

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cause they are in bundesliga

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wethinkBigbrain

fallen valley Dec 23, 2021, 9:54 AM

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I mean if we were in other leagues

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Bundesliga is boring

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Other teams suck

fading ember Dec 23, 2021, 12:26 PM

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Abde called up for Morocco🙌

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shadow juniper Dec 23, 2021, 12:39 PM

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https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1473996226836189190

Madrid Xtra. (@MadridXtra)

📊| Real Madrid during 2021:

• 55 games.
• 36 wins.
• 12 draws.
• 7 defeats.

Top scorer: Benzema (37 goals).
Most assists: Kroos (13 assists).
Most official MOTM’s: Kroos & Benzema (15 times).
Most games played: Courtois (55 games).

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cip

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kroos and benz 15 times

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kroos underrated

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cortua 55 games played

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KEK

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 12:40 PM

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hi

shadow juniper Dec 23, 2021, 12:42 PM

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hi

half iris Dec 23, 2021, 12:53 PM

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Hey

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 12:56 PM

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fading ember Abde called up for Morocco🙌

big blow for barca and sevilla

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barca should block abde's call up

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 1:17 PM

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bruh

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just let him go

fading ember Dec 23, 2021, 1:22 PM

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bitter hemlock barca should block abde's call up

No

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It is a player’s right to represent their national team

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No club should stop a player from playing for their country

chrome slate Dec 23, 2021, 1:24 PM

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fading ember No club should stop a player from playing for their country

yet clubs can stop them xD

fading ember Dec 23, 2021, 1:24 PM

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They are clowns and selfish if they do that

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It is pathetic

chrome slate Dec 23, 2021, 1:25 PM

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Not even a day and you have Ferran as your pfp, Scourge kekw

still pagoda Dec 23, 2021, 1:53 PM

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do you think ferran torres left valencia on his own?

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or was it the clown peter lim

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 1:58 PM

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I'm now very afraid of Barcelona

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Just Kidding.

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?

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English.

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who asked

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Me

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mesi

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nah

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no one

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😂 😂 😂

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👍 👍

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 2:02 PM

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grave glen 😂 😂 😂

Da

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ramy_L

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😂

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vezi sa nu luam mute

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 2:04 PM

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grave glen who asked

https://tenor.com/view/i-asked-gif-23588960

Tenor

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k

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 2:26 PM

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https://twitter.com/barca_buzz/status/1474020061451100163?s=21

Barça Buzz (@Barca_Buzz)

✍ (DEMBÉLÉ): Ousmane Dembélé's contract renewal will be official next week.

• The player will sign for the next 5 years and also reduce his salary, which will help Barça register new signings.

• Dembélé's will to stay has been key to reaching the agreement.

Via (🟡): @sport

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still pagoda Dec 23, 2021, 2:38 PM

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grave glen https://twitter.com/barca_buzz/status/1474020061451100163?s=21

5 more years of medical bills

half lion Dec 23, 2021, 3:05 PM

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still pagoda 5 more years of medical bills

with the new medical doctor hopefully not

still pagoda Dec 23, 2021, 3:06 PM

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will he even play though now?

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with torres in

half lion Dec 23, 2021, 3:06 PM

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cld be a rotation

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 3:09 PM

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ferran could play center too right?

torn ermine Dec 23, 2021, 3:10 PM

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ferran can play ST/RW

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 3:10 PM

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nice

torn ermine Dec 23, 2021, 3:10 PM

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dembele can play Left and right

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one of dembele feat is that he has no weak foot

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 3:10 PM

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dembele better right need his crosses

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I think he is more right footed

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although he is no weaker foot

torn ermine Dec 23, 2021, 3:11 PM

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he said he shoot better with his right, and dribble better with his left

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during his time in ligue 1 ^

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he said something like that

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 3:11 PM

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make sense

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memphis back soon

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then ferran

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and dembele

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the youngsters gonna be subs again

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SeeunIdk

heavy cedar Dec 23, 2021, 3:16 PM

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grave glen https://twitter.com/barca_buzz/status/1474020061451100163?s=21

Yup 😐

heavy cedar Dec 23, 2021, 3:17 PM

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grave glen the youngsters gonna be subs again

Gavi should start tbh and maybe Abde too

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 3:17 PM

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heavy cedar Gavi should start tbh and maybe Abde too

Who’s Abde gonna start over?

heavy cedar Dec 23, 2021, 3:17 PM

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No clue KloppThink

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I don’t think Ferran is gonna start until a few matches cuz we just got him

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But idk what Xavi’s plans are

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 3:19 PM

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gavi challenges is still the same

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with pedri and nico

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gavi challenges is still the same

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with pedri and nico

heavy cedar Dec 23, 2021, 3:20 PM

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I think Gavi and Nico should be rotated

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 3:20 PM

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bro my discord bugging

heavy cedar Dec 23, 2021, 3:20 PM

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Since Pedri is coming back

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Since Pedri is coming back

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Ya there’s gonna be lotta rotations maybe

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 3:21 PM

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I hope riqui leave us this window

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for his own sake

heavy cedar Dec 23, 2021, 3:22 PM

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But see it as is, we need quality defenders

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 3:23 PM

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yea

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but couldnt sign if we dont release some

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 3:35 PM

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fading ember No club should stop a player from playing for their country

ok... but

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fine

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but epl clubs blocked their players

fading ember Dec 23, 2021, 3:36 PM

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bitter hemlock but epl clubs blocked their players

They didn’t

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They did in September for South America

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But then had sanctions on them

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So had to come to an agreement for October

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They will release players for AFCON

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 3:37 PM

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fading ember They didn’t

so, salah and mane are leaving?

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 3:37 PM

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fading ember So had to come to an agreement for October

oh, k

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I remember this.

fading ember Dec 23, 2021, 3:39 PM

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bitter hemlock so, salah and mane are leaving?

Yeah they will be released

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 3:40 PM

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fading ember Yeah they will be released

btw, ziyech wasn't called up

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kekw

fading ember Dec 23, 2021, 3:40 PM

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bitter hemlock btw, ziyech wasn't called up

He has issues with Moroccan federation

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 3:41 PM

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fading ember He has issues with Moroccan federation

oh, k

fading ember Dec 23, 2021, 3:41 PM

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He hasn’t been called up for the last 2-3 international breaks

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 3:41 PM

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fading ember He hasn’t been called up for the last 2-3 international breaks

damn

fading ember Dec 23, 2021, 3:41 PM

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Yeah his career with Morocco at this moment is finito

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 3:41 PM

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well, that's good news for chelsea

fading ember Dec 23, 2021, 3:41 PM

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He has attitude issues

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 3:41 PM

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fading ember Yeah his career with Morocco at this moment is finito

abde has replaced him

fading ember Dec 23, 2021, 3:41 PM

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Let’s see

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 3:42 PM

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fading ember He has attitude issues

stars have some weird ego

fading ember Dec 23, 2021, 3:42 PM

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But yeah abde pretty much will have more passion than ziyech

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 3:42 PM

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btw

fading ember Dec 23, 2021, 3:42 PM

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bitter hemlock stars have some weird ego

Ziyech thought he himself is bigger than Morocco

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 3:42 PM

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pep confirmed

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that ferran torres

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is going to barca

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 3:42 PM

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fading ember Ziyech thought he himself is bigger than Morocco

kekw doch_eyes

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he'll never be bigger than his country

native sandal Dec 23, 2021, 3:51 PM

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De ligt, Mazraoui, Cavani in January, Haaland in the summer...
The world ain't ready 💀 🥶

still pagoda Dec 23, 2021, 3:54 PM

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native sandal De ligt, Mazraoui, Cavani in January, Haaland in the summer... The world ain't r...

Surely gonna win the champions league by quick simming the season now 🔥

prisma swift Dec 23, 2021, 4:05 PM

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bitter hemlock I remember this.

you are tho

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 4:06 PM

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k

pliant frost Dec 23, 2021, 4:06 PM

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Tf

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:07 PM

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prisma swift you are tho

.if we win out next game, we're in top 4

pliant frost Dec 23, 2021, 4:07 PM

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pliant frost Tf

How is that even possible tho

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:07 PM

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remember when we were 10th

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 4:07 PM

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nyaNom2

pliant frost Dec 23, 2021, 4:07 PM

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I know we could pay 50mil for city but paying for De ligt is like a fantasy

pearl steeple Dec 23, 2021, 4:08 PM

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bitter hemlock .if we win out next game, we're in top 4

No youre not

native sandal Dec 23, 2021, 4:08 PM

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pliant frost How is that even possible tho

laporta and raiola are friends, laporta asked raiola for a cb and he suggested de ligt, in order for it to be possible Laporta needs to offload coutinho and umtiti, if they do that we can sign de ligt 100%

pearl steeple Dec 23, 2021, 4:08 PM

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only if all above you lose

pliant frost Dec 23, 2021, 4:09 PM

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native sandal laporta and raiola are friends, laporta asked raiola for a cb and he suggested d...

I'm being realistic man

native sandal Dec 23, 2021, 4:09 PM

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we can doesn't mean we will as juventus might want to keep him, but it's feasible anyway

pliant frost Dec 23, 2021, 4:09 PM

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Juve would ask for 80+mil

native sandal Dec 23, 2021, 4:09 PM

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raiola rules man

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:10 PM

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pearl steeple No youre not

atleti draws (i hope) and sociedad lose

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we're in top 4

native sandal Dec 23, 2021, 4:10 PM

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pliant frost Juve would ask for 80+mil

that's haalands release clause 😂

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if they think de ligt = haaland..

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:10 PM

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bro, I think de ligt aint worth 80 mill

native sandal Dec 23, 2021, 4:10 PM

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that's their problem

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:10 PM

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de ligt worth 60 mill max imo

native sandal Dec 23, 2021, 4:11 PM

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50 imo

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:11 PM

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juve overpaid for him

pearl steeple Dec 23, 2021, 4:11 PM

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bitter hemlock atleti draws (i hope) and sociedad lose

And Rayo then?

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:11 PM

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75 mill 😂

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:11 PM

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pearl steeple And Rayo then?

rayo are playing atleti

pearl steeple Dec 23, 2021, 4:11 PM

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Oh didnt know

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:11 PM

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but I think barca will jump to 5th

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bc I think real sociedad will

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win against alaves

pearl steeple Dec 23, 2021, 4:12 PM

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Atleti and Sociedad are on bad form

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:12 PM

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pearl steeple Atleti and Sociedad are on bad form

ik, but

pearl steeple Dec 23, 2021, 4:12 PM

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both 4 loss in last 5 games

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:12 PM

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hm

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you think alaves can shock real sociedad?

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I hope they do

pearl steeple Dec 23, 2021, 4:13 PM

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Cadiz took two points from us, so anything is possible

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:13 PM

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btw edri and ansu will be back for barca's next game

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pedri*

pearl steeple Dec 23, 2021, 4:13 PM

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with anti football, we had 81% posession

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:13 PM

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ye

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no

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u had 82%

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damn I want cadiz to get rellegated

pearl steeple Dec 23, 2021, 4:13 PM

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We had 36 shots on goal hahaha

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:13 PM

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I think almeria will finally get promoted

pearl steeple Dec 23, 2021, 4:14 PM

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I mean 36 shots, 9 on goal

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:14 PM

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pearl steeple We had 36 shots on goal hahaha

barca had 23 shots vs sevilla

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sevilla had 5

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kekw

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but we dominated

pearl steeple Dec 23, 2021, 4:14 PM

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Ye if they was 11 men it would be less but still think you would have the upperhand

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:14 PM

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we just don't have a good striker

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:14 PM

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pearl steeple Ye if they was 11 men it would be less but still think you would have the upperh...

still

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even with 11

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sevilla were being

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dominated by barca

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1st half

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barca had the most shots than any la liga team has had this season

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in the 1st half

pearl steeple Dec 23, 2021, 4:15 PM

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I only watched 2nd half

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:15 PM

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15 shots

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:15 PM

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pearl steeple I only watched 2nd half

Kounde did a bad mistake

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alba is smart

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was*

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for that one

pearl steeple Dec 23, 2021, 4:15 PM

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Ye it was stupid of him

dusky stream Dec 23, 2021, 4:15 PM

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https://twitter.com/Irish_Barca/status/1474050183709220869?s=20

Irish_Barca (@Irish_Barca)

A glimpse of Abde so far this season. Based on stats and the eye test, most people can see that he is a phenomenal dribbler. 100th percentile for completed dribbles and 99th for carries into the box makes it clear that he is a menace for fullbacks.

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:16 PM

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dusky stream https://twitter.com/Irish_Barca/status/1474050183709220869?s=20

He'll become a baller

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but he'll be benched from january onwards

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bc ferran torres, ansu fati and dembele are ahead of him

pearl steeple Dec 23, 2021, 4:17 PM

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What is defined as a successful dribble?

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Passing someone?

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:17 PM

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bro

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have you watched the guy?

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he makes defenders look silly attimes

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he makes defenders look silly attimes

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he destroyed the osasuna defenders

dusky stream Dec 23, 2021, 4:17 PM

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pearl steeple Passing someone?

one sec

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Beating a player while carrying the ball

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:18 PM

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passing someone is kinda dribbling ig

pearl steeple Dec 23, 2021, 4:18 PM

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dusky stream one sec

I'm just looking at the stats and wonder what they mean with successful dribble

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I guess it's passing someone

dusky stream Dec 23, 2021, 4:18 PM

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pearl steeple I'm just looking at the stats and wonder what they mean with successful dribble

basically just dribbling past someone

pearl steeple Dec 23, 2021, 4:18 PM

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Ye oke

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Yeah I mean

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YOu can also pass an opponent without dribbling

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And also does the dribble need to end with a correct pass?

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I mean if you get past someone and then after you pass to a teammate but lose the ball that way

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Is it still successful dribble?

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:22 PM

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pearl steeple And also does the dribble need to end with a correct pass?

no

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bro, your confusing meh

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btw, will depay be on the bench now?

pearl steeple Dec 23, 2021, 4:26 PM

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Don't think so

lucid meadow Dec 23, 2021, 4:26 PM

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bitter hemlock btw, will depay be on the bench now?

hopefully

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 4:27 PM

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lucid meadow hopefully

I think he will be sold

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soon

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for 40 mill or smth

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I think he'll be rotated tho

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this season

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so will abde, jutgla and braithwaite

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but barca need defenders

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most of all

dusky stream Dec 23, 2021, 4:33 PM

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pearl steeple YOu can also pass an opponent without dribbling

how do you pass an opponent without hitting the ball past them?

pearl steeple Dec 23, 2021, 4:34 PM

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That's just a knock of the ball

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Not a dribble lol

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You can pass the opponent also with a trick

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THat's also not a dribble

opal sigil Dec 23, 2021, 4:42 PM

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bitter hemlock for 40 mill or smth

Too late bro

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Depay ain't 40m again

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Unless he has a great szn

plain elbow Dec 23, 2021, 4:43 PM

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He most definitely has some decent market value in him.

opal sigil Dec 23, 2021, 4:43 PM

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30m

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Can't see any club buying for 40 rn

dusky stream Dec 23, 2021, 4:59 PM

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pearl steeple THat's also not a dribble

dribbling at its core is just hitting the ball past a player and running after it

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 5:00 PM

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opal sigil Unless he has a great szn

he has more goals than any juve player rn

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 5:48 PM

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bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 6:07 PM

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grave glen

bro, lets compare them when they play the same mount of games

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and ansu's 2 yrs younger

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I think ansu will show his class in 2022 and onwards

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you'll see

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 6:09 PM

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bitter hemlock you'll see

Nah, Vini is on fire

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 6:10 PM

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grave glen Nah, Vini is on fire

but bro

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ok, lets see in 2022

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tho I think vini is better rn

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but if ansu didn't get injured

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 6:11 PM

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You know how we can end the debate?

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They are both better than us.

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 6:11 PM

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grave glen You know how we can end the debate?

ye?

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 6:11 PM

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grave glen They are both better than us.

^

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Debate over

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kekw

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 6:11 PM

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grave glen They are both better than us.

bro, why are you comparing professionals to amatures?

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I play the same position as them

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but I'm shit tbf

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 6:12 PM

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bitter hemlock bro, why are you comparing professionals to amatures?

That's how we can end the debate

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 6:13 PM

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grave glen That's how we can end the debate

well, lets just compare them in a year's time or soon, but they are both different players

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ansu is more clinical

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 6:13 PM

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bitter hemlock well, lets just compare them in a year's time or soon, but they are both differe...

We can only compare then at the end of their career

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 6:13 PM

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vini has amazing dribbling, tho ansu's is good as well

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 6:13 PM

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grave glen We can only compare then at the end of their career

nah, bro

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ppl compare messi and ronaldo

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but also mbappe and haaland

grave glen Dec 23, 2021, 6:14 PM

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Vini is just better

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 6:14 PM

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we know haaland is better

worldly beacon Dec 23, 2021, 6:14 PM

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bitter hemlock ppl compare messi and ronaldo

Oooff idiots

worldly beacon Dec 23, 2021, 6:14 PM

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bitter hemlock we know haaland is better

Mbappe and messi clear

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 6:15 PM

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haaland > mbappe for me

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but I think we shouldn't compare players bc of stats

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we should compare bc of their performances, playstyles and contributions

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more than stats

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but i think stats are important

worldly beacon Dec 23, 2021, 6:18 PM

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Yh mbappe clear

knotty yacht Dec 23, 2021, 6:46 PM

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bitter hemlock but I think we shouldn't compare players bc of stats

I mean u prob said haaland > mbappe for the sole fact he has more goals than him

bitter hemlock Dec 23, 2021, 6:47 PM

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knotty yacht I mean u prob said haaland > mbappe for the sole fact he has more goals than him

I prefer haaland

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but ik madrid will probs sign both

bleak swallow Dec 23, 2021, 7:33 PM

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knotty yacht I mean u prob said haaland > mbappe for the sole fact he has more goals than him

ansu has a better goal ratio pretty sure

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in the time he came back i can only remember like two games he didnt score in

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He scored on his debut back

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Scored in ucl

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Score in match after that

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Let me check ti confirm

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Yeah 3 goals in 5 la liga matches

opal sigil Dec 23, 2021, 8:10 PM

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grave glen

Madrid fans alone will compare an always fit dude to an injury plagued youngster

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Shameless

fallen valley Dec 23, 2021, 8:41 PM

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opal sigil Madrid fans alone will compare an always fit dude to an injury plagued youngster

I mean you cant really talk

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your fanbase has giant pr power and can make the world think a charcoal is a good youngster

opal sigil Dec 23, 2021, 8:43 PM

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That relates how

fallen valley Dec 23, 2021, 8:44 PM

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you saying Madrid fans got no shame comparing Vini to Fati who is always injured

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yet you guys were first ones to actually start that debate

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how does it matter if he is injured all the time or not

slate kayak Dec 23, 2021, 8:45 PM

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Fati can enter q convo once he's fit again

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Vini is 1 of the most in form forwards rn

fallen valley Dec 23, 2021, 8:45 PM

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Vini needed proper coaching

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he had everything aside from finishing

slate kayak Dec 23, 2021, 8:45 PM

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And for Benzema to stop bullying

fallen valley Dec 23, 2021, 8:46 PM

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Benzema is also world class tbh

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2nd best striker itw rn

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behind Lewy ofc

half iris Dec 23, 2021, 9:58 PM

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fallen valley yet you guys were first ones to actually start that debate

^^^

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Vinicius clear

heavy cedar Dec 23, 2021, 11:29 PM

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👀

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grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 12:18 AM

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grave glen They are both better than us.

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younger but more succesful and probably a millionaire already

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kekw

dusky stream Dec 24, 2021, 1:27 AM

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bitter hemlock but also mbappe and haaland

And Mbappe is better,

dusky stream Dec 24, 2021, 1:28 AM

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bitter hemlock but I think we shouldn't compare players bc of stats

stats
What are stats to you?
performances, playstyles and contributions
What do you define as all of these?

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We have the data to look at ball progression, dribbling, scoring, chance creating, movement, pressing

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Mbappe overall is a top 5 forward easily

dusky stream Dec 24, 2021, 1:31 AM

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bitter hemlock ppl compare messi and ronaldo

Well here, both are neither pure 9s but are still clear forwards.
Ball progression, quality of chances created, dribbling, scoring, movement, pressing can all be quantified.

slender olive Dec 24, 2021, 1:35 AM

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grave glen They are both better than us.

I disagree

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I’m better than anyone else

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I’m the greatest footballer of all time

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and that’s a fact

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Idk why I haven’t been scouted already, they must be incompetent if they dont recognise my clear talent

ember ruin Dec 24, 2021, 1:36 AM

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slender olive I’m the greatest footballer of all time

I can confirm

slender olive Dec 24, 2021, 1:36 AM

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ember ruin I can confirm

Yea fam

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Boycott the scouts, I’m clearly the greatest of all time, and would walk into any starting 11 in the world rn and play every single game

ember ruin Dec 24, 2021, 1:39 AM

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you know what

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i'm going to pursue being a scout

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and then scout you

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then the world will realize

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what they've been missing out on

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the real 🐐 of football

heavy cedar Dec 24, 2021, 1:52 AM

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slender olive Boycott the scouts, I’m clearly the greatest of all time, and would walk into an...

https://tenor.com/view/the-wolf-of-wall-street-clap-clapping-clapping-hands-leonardo-dicaprio-gif-22829304

Tenor

slender olive Dec 24, 2021, 1:52 AM

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ember ruin the real 🐐 of football

Thank you.

slender olive Dec 24, 2021, 1:53 AM

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heavy cedar https://tenor.com/view/the-wolf-of-wall-street-clap-clapping-clapping-hands-leon...

Yes, give me more applause, for I am great.

devout geyser Dec 24, 2021, 2:32 AM

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scouts in Spain are as reliable as wet toothbrushes

ember ruin Dec 24, 2021, 2:52 AM

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slender olive Yes, give me more applause, for I am great.

👏

rapid topaz Dec 24, 2021, 3:45 AM

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slender olive Idk why I haven’t been scouted already, they must be incompetent if they dont re...

I can confirm this as true, I was the ball.

slender olive Dec 24, 2021, 4:05 AM

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rapid topaz I can confirm this as true, I was the ball.

Yeah, scored from my own team’s 6 yard box, didn’t I?

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Should’ve won the puskas award for that

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It went straight in top bins

grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 4:16 AM

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O

rapid topaz Dec 24, 2021, 4:24 AM

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slender olive Yeah, scored from my own team’s 6 yard box, didn’t I?

What a strike that was 😻🔥🔥

ember ruin Dec 24, 2021, 4:25 AM

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rapid topaz What a strike that was 😻🔥🔥

you got booted so high into the sky, how did that feel?

normal idol Dec 24, 2021, 4:26 AM

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look just asking

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does anyone here knows pau played more minuteds than pedri in la liga last year?

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barca bias? KloppThink

slender olive Dec 24, 2021, 4:31 AM

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rapid topaz What a strike that was 😻🔥🔥

Ikr, I scored 2 bicycle kicks, 5 long shots, 3 free kicks, 2 tap ins, and 1 penalty in that game

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What a player I am

ember ruin Dec 24, 2021, 4:36 AM

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slender olive What a player I am

people think Lewa/CR7's goalscoring is incredible? how about scoring 13 goals in a game AND scoring 1400 goals in your career

grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 4:51 AM

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normal idol does anyone here knows pau played more minuteds than pedri in la liga last year?

yea

normal idol Dec 24, 2021, 4:51 AM

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good

grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 4:52 AM

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found out on twitter during euros before iirc

normal idol Dec 24, 2021, 4:52 AM

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doesnt get the credit

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oh my god pedri oh my god give this guy a rest oh my god he is the best ever oh my god oh my god he's so tired

grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 4:53 AM

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probably cause he's still a teenager

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plus our teenager

normal idol Dec 24, 2021, 4:53 AM

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people do not understand the emotion attached between clubs and players in la liga either

grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 4:53 AM

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but damn pedri been gone for so long now

normal idol Dec 24, 2021, 4:53 AM

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grave glen probably cause he's still a teenager

well
i appreciate
but there is a reason i never heard about pau on this bful thing called FT

normal idol Dec 24, 2021, 4:54 AM

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grave glen but damn pedri been gone for so long now

unlike pau

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better than

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any other rb we have

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so very good

lucid meadow Dec 24, 2021, 5:01 AM

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he’s been shit but yeah better than any fullback they have

slender olive Dec 24, 2021, 5:05 AM

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ember ruin people think Lewa/CR7's goalscoring is incredible? how about scoring 13 goals in...

Actually I scored 2400

shadow juniper Dec 24, 2021, 6:15 AM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5pszq-iQEs

YouTube

ESPN FC

Is Real Madrid's Karim Benzema a tap-in merchant? | Extra Time | ES...

ESPN FC's Steve Nicol, Craig Burley, Frank Leboeuf and Jan Aage Fjortoft answer your tweets in Extra Time, including:
0:00 Did Stevie enjoy Karim Benzema's tap-in against Athletic Bilbao?
2:22 What is the shortest gap between two games you've all experienced?
7:17 As a manager, how do you navigate disagreements over a diagnosis between medical s...

▶ Play video

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annoyed

normal idol Dec 24, 2021, 6:28 AM

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lucid meadow he’s been shit but yeah better than any fullback they have

hes been actually good

normal idol Dec 24, 2021, 6:28 AM

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shadow juniper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5pszq-iQEs

jobless

grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 6:36 AM

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shadow juniper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5pszq-iQEs

Is ESPN FC going to be cancelled soon?

bleak swallow Dec 24, 2021, 6:37 AM

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This man

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fml

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slender olive Dec 24, 2021, 6:44 AM

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shadow juniper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5pszq-iQEs

What the fuck

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This is what happens when an American sports channel tries to talk about football kekw

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They can’t get good pundits lmao

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Steve nicol really was scrambling for things to talk about so he went on twitter to get opinions on benzema meow

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Still tho Barca live are worse

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God they’re clowns

bitter hemlock Dec 24, 2021, 7:16 AM

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shadow juniper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5pszq-iQEs

https://tenor.com/view/same-old-shit-different-day-same-thing-different-day-the-same-ole-thing-as-always-will-smith-detective-gif-15029347

Tenor

chrome slate Dec 24, 2021, 8:27 AM

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They have an agenda

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What do you expect?

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kekw

late kernel Dec 24, 2021, 9:40 AM

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I heard Dembele got married, congrats to him

knotty yacht Dec 24, 2021, 9:44 AM

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shadow juniper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5pszq-iQEs

Espn are clowns

slate kayak Dec 24, 2021, 10:53 AM

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ESPN

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messi could take a shit on their desk and it'd be called a majesterial turd

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who is that dude who loses his mind, orgasms and shits himself whenever messi breathes

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i forgot his name

brittle geode Dec 24, 2021, 11:00 AM

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In fact journalists are clowns. Journalism is about telling fake news. Sometimes may be true but sometimes not

grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 11:03 AM

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slate kayak who is that dude who loses his mind, orgasms and shits himself whenever messi br...

https://youtu.be/jpQ5jwACvWo

YouTube

Daybreak

The Top 18 Ray Hudson Quotes of All Time

The best quotes from the legendary Ray Hudson–Animated!

▶ Play video

slate kayak Dec 24, 2021, 11:04 AM

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ah yes this dude

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does he wear adult diapers?

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horrible commentary

grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 11:08 AM

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dude always come out with some kind of analogy

slate kayak Dec 24, 2021, 11:08 AM

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i hate his tone

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is this considered entertaining

grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 11:08 AM

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at the moment of the game yea

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tension are up after a goal

slate kayak Dec 24, 2021, 11:09 AM

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it sounds like some1 put steel bolts in a blender

grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 12:06 PM

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https://twitter.com/SaraFCBi/status/1474133056369803267?s=20

Sara 🦋 (@SaraFCBi)

Ousmane Dembélé IS NOW MARRIED 😍

Congratulations, Dembouz

Retweets

717

Likes

8269

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aPES_CoolClap

heavy cedar Dec 24, 2021, 12:15 PM

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😲

knotty yacht Dec 24, 2021, 12:17 PM

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grave glen https://twitter.com/SaraFCBi/status/1474133056369803267?s=20

He’s Muslim

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?

heavy cedar Dec 24, 2021, 12:19 PM

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Ya

grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 12:19 PM

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no

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he's black

grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 12:21 PM

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knotty yacht He’s Muslim

yea

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isnt his name gave it out already

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KloppThink

#

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All i want for christmas is you

warm delta Dec 24, 2021, 12:23 PM

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knotty yacht He’s Muslim

"Ousmane"

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vide

grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 12:23 PM

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#Xavi out

warm delta Dec 24, 2021, 12:23 PM

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grave glen #Xavi out

Why now

grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 12:24 PM

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i'm joking chill

warm delta Dec 24, 2021, 12:24 PM

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grave glen i'm joking chill

I'M CHILL

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WojakRage5

grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 12:24 PM

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haaland_wut

prisma swift Dec 24, 2021, 1:55 PM

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grave glen https://twitter.com/SaraFCBi/status/1474133056369803267?s=20

that's a moroccan wedding lool

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the girl is all over moroccan newspapers rn

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cuz she is married to dembele

grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 1:56 PM

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yea

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ousmane is bigger than morocco

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but moroccan wedding do be hype

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heejam

prisma swift Dec 24, 2021, 2:03 PM

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grave glen but moroccan wedding do be hype

ye

prisma swift Dec 24, 2021, 2:03 PM

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grave glen ousmane is bigger than morocco

wuf

shadow juniper Dec 24, 2021, 2:11 PM

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KEK

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lmao

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he got married to a nurse?

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😭

knotty yacht Dec 24, 2021, 2:15 PM

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Makes sense

prisma swift Dec 24, 2021, 2:27 PM

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https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1474378750745890816?t=8cPTlwfaqvdtbMgf661LEg&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

La Fédération espagnole fait pression pour convaincre Abdessamad Ezzalzouli de ne pas répondre à l’invitation du Maroc pour jouer la CAN, avec la promesse de l’appeler à l’avenir avec la sélection espagnole.

(@beINSPORTS_news)

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The Spanish Federation is pushing to convince Abdessamad Ezzalzouli not to respond to Morocco's invitation to play in the CAN, with the promise of calling him up in the future with the Spanish selection.

(@beINSPORTS_news)

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fuck spain

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fuck them

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they do it everytime to promising moroccan youngsters

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munir el haddaddi accepted and he never got called up

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until he left spain for us in 2021

grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 2:35 PM

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bruh

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again

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they do be like that

prisma swift Dec 24, 2021, 2:36 PM

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fuck spain's FA

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even though casillas is running for president of RFEF

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kekw

amber garden Dec 24, 2021, 2:42 PM

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prisma swift The Spanish Federation is pushing to convince Abdessamad Ezzalzouli not to respo...

lmfao wtf

native sandal Dec 24, 2021, 3:00 PM

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prisma swift until he left spain for us in 2021

Abde can still change his mind later? that's cool tbh

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i had always assumed once the choice has been made there is no turning back

amber garden Dec 24, 2021, 3:02 PM

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he can't if he gets a major cap

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like in the wc, euros etc.

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if he doesn't get a cap like munir, he can change

native sandal Dec 24, 2021, 3:03 PM

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ohh

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that's interesting

plain elbow Dec 24, 2021, 3:03 PM

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Abde has to report to international duty by the 27th of December.

amber garden Dec 24, 2021, 3:04 PM

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for morocco?

plain elbow Dec 24, 2021, 3:04 PM

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Yes

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All Moroccan players participating in the AFCON have to report on that day, except the premier league players, who are arriving later due to COVID protocols.

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I hope there’s no crazy turn of events. I’d like to see Abde play for Morocco.

native sandal Dec 24, 2021, 3:07 PM

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i think Spain doesn't need him as much as Morocco

heavy cedar Dec 24, 2021, 3:09 PM

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Ferran Torres will be presented Monday I think

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[Matteo Moretto] Ferran Torres will be presented on Monday, December 28. He will start training from the same afternoon itself. He is fully fit. - https://twitter.com/MatteMoretto/status/1474378801127776257?t=E9kCUuD121gDq29kC0Rd8Q&s=19

Matteo Moretto (@MatteMoretto)

Ferran Torres al Barça: hecho por 55+10. El jugador está esperando el permiso para viajar a España. Esto es su último fin de semana en Manchester. El 28 por la mañana se hará la presentación oficial como avanzó @gerardromero y por la tarde Ferran estará LISTO para entrenar.

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1448

ember ruin Dec 24, 2021, 3:14 PM

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slender olive Actually I scored 2400

sorry accidentally put 1 instead of 2

native sandal Dec 24, 2021, 4:19 PM

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i read yesterday that Ferran is actually injured and he'll be back in half of January

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i hope that isn't the case

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it would mean he'd miss el classico

slate kayak Dec 24, 2021, 4:32 PM

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That is the case

native sandal Dec 24, 2021, 4:37 PM

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why tf did we sign an injured player

grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 4:38 PM

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native sandal why tf did we sign an injured player

He’s injured not dead.

native sandal Dec 24, 2021, 4:38 PM

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grave glen He’s injured not dead.

💀

ember ruin Dec 24, 2021, 4:40 PM

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W pfp

prisma swift Dec 24, 2021, 4:40 PM

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https://twitter.com/UTDTrey/status/1474387887143763974?t=JRWSt9cwbdsteEtF_36glA&s=19

Trey (@UTDTrey)

NAH EDEN HAZARD SCORED JUST 2 GOALS IN 2021😭😭😭

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207

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3586

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trey jinx

slender olive Dec 24, 2021, 5:23 PM

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ember ruin sorry accidentally put 1 instead of 2

Ur a clown, how dare you disrespect the greatest of al time

grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 5:34 PM

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santabele2

native sandal Dec 24, 2021, 5:35 PM

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dembooty 😎

graceful spindle Dec 24, 2021, 5:49 PM

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mesi

empty willow Dec 24, 2021, 5:49 PM

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Dembigbooty

ember ruin Dec 24, 2021, 5:53 PM

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slender olive Ur a clown, how dare you disrespect the greatest of al time

hey guys look! 🤡 <it's me!

bitter hemlock Dec 24, 2021, 6:02 PM

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heavy cedar [Matteo Moretto] Ferran Torres will be presented on Monday, December 28. He will...

omg, he recovered?

bitter hemlock Dec 24, 2021, 6:03 PM

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prisma swift https://twitter.com/UTDTrey/status/1474387887143763974?t=JRWSt9cwbdsteEtF_36glA&...

kekw

worldly beacon Dec 24, 2021, 6:07 PM

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prisma swift https://twitter.com/UTDTrey/status/1474387887143763974?t=JRWSt9cwbdsteEtF_36glA&...

This guy and amit zohar jinxed every thing plus also get ratioed by facts every time

prisma swift Dec 24, 2021, 6:21 PM

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worldly beacon This guy and amit zohar jinxed every thing plus also get ratioed by facts every ...

pessi is finished

worldly beacon Dec 24, 2021, 6:22 PM

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prisma swift pessi is finished

Oh ok

bitter hemlock Dec 24, 2021, 6:31 PM

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prisma swift pessi is finished

stop with "P"essi

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bro

chrome slate Dec 24, 2021, 6:31 PM

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He is clearly joking wuf

bitter hemlock Dec 24, 2021, 6:33 PM

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chrome slate He is clearly joking <:wuf:658728835235446822>

everyone says it vvdsad

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maybe Messi lost confidence

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imagine..

chrome slate Dec 24, 2021, 6:34 PM

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Messi is currently playing in a team which isn't built around him

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🤷‍♂️

prisma swift Dec 24, 2021, 6:37 PM

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bitter hemlock stop with "P"essi

im joking dw

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that guy is a fake madrid fan and won't admit it

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so im trying to get him to admit

plain elbow Dec 24, 2021, 6:38 PM

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Amit Zohar has one of the biggest troll accounts.

bitter hemlock Dec 24, 2021, 6:39 PM

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prisma swift so im trying to get him to admit

oh, k

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guys, is Adnan Januzaj a good player?

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never really watched him play

prisma swift Dec 24, 2021, 6:40 PM

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plain elbow Amit Zohar has one of the biggest troll accounts.

amit zohar had one of the biggest troll tweets
but has only 18k followers

plain elbow Dec 24, 2021, 6:40 PM

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It’s a popular one, I suppose.

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I’ve seen retweets everywhere, lol.

prisma swift Dec 24, 2021, 6:41 PM

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plain elbow It’s a popular one, I suppose.

yes,because he created the 007 meme.

plain elbow Dec 24, 2021, 6:42 PM

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Luckily, I no longer have a Twitter account that’s solemnly dedicated to football.

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Reading less of Trey, Amit, and other stupid trolls can do good for anyone’s mental health.

prisma swift Dec 24, 2021, 6:43 PM

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plain elbow Reading less of Trey, Amit, and other stupid trolls can do good for anyone’s men...

trey has a jinx power that is immaculate.

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he just jinxed hazard today

plain elbow Dec 24, 2021, 6:45 PM

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hahahaha

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I can only imagine….

worldly beacon Dec 24, 2021, 6:47 PM

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chrome slate Messi is currently playing in a team which isn't built around him

? L logic

worldly beacon Dec 24, 2021, 6:48 PM

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prisma swift that guy is a fake madrid fan and won't admit it

Try coz am not

chrome slate Dec 24, 2021, 6:48 PM

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worldly beacon ? L logic

Do you know football? If you do, you would be here agreeing

worldly beacon Dec 24, 2021, 6:48 PM

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plain elbow Amit Zohar has one of the biggest troll accounts.

And also gets ratioed by most of the time by messi fc on facts

worldly beacon Dec 24, 2021, 6:48 PM

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chrome slate Do you know football? If you do, you would be here agreeing

Be delusional

chrome slate Dec 24, 2021, 6:49 PM

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Mate, just watch his clips of him playing for Barca and PSG.

See the difference

prisma swift Dec 24, 2021, 6:49 PM

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chrome slate Do you know football? If you do, you would be here agreeing

ignore,he is a blunt messi fan,who can't take critics on his idol.

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how can you take that man seriously when he is actively bringing down his club legend,by calling him penaldo.

worldly beacon Dec 24, 2021, 6:50 PM

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Mate did u watch psg last game how many chances he created? Bruv he didn't ghosted the whole goal and waiting for his teammates to create a chance for him or waiting or error

worldly beacon Dec 24, 2021, 6:50 PM

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prisma swift ignore,he is a blunt messi fan,who can't take critics on his idol.

What critics? Prove it

prisma swift Dec 24, 2021, 6:50 PM

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@plain elbow @fading ember can you give me access to club channel please.

unreal bloomBOT Dec 24, 2021, 6:50 PM

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Scourge is AFK: sleep - an hour ago

chrome slate Dec 24, 2021, 6:51 PM

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prisma swift ignore,he is a blunt messi fan,who can't take critics on his idol.

True fans take criticism without any problem. Look at me, I don't mind anyone who says Ramos loves red cards chiellini

worldly beacon Dec 24, 2021, 6:51 PM

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chrome slate Mate, just watch his clips of him playing for Barca and PSG. See the difference

Talking abt barca, barca was one of the fav in ucl with Messi and koeman as a coach and same team but know they aren't even uel fav 😭😭

chrome slate Dec 24, 2021, 6:51 PM

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prisma swift <@410536161916747776> <@278430579379142667> can you give me access to club chann...

~~Real Madrid club channel? I don't think club channels exist anymore~~

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See #announcements

prisma swift Dec 24, 2021, 6:51 PM

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chrome slate ~~Real Madrid club channel? I don't think club channels exist anymore~~

oh dang.

chrome slate Dec 24, 2021, 6:52 PM

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Wait...when did you become a football agent? @prisma swift

prisma swift Dec 24, 2021, 6:52 PM

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it's not removed.

prisma swift Dec 24, 2021, 6:52 PM

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chrome slate Wait...when did you become a football agent? <@545683982495252481>

long while

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why

chrome slate Dec 24, 2021, 6:53 PM

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Just asking

chrome slate Dec 24, 2021, 6:53 PM

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worldly beacon Talking abt barca, barca was one of the fav in ucl with Messi and koeman as a co...

Bartomeu Masterclass

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mesi

orchid crystal Dec 24, 2021, 7:02 PM

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Barca weren’t favorites in ucl with Messi and Koeman tf

grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 7:27 PM

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Lol.

heavy cedar Dec 24, 2021, 7:54 PM

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bitter hemlock omg, he recovered?

https://tenor.com/view/waka-flocka-flame-i-guess-wide-eyed-gif-14246014

Tenor

dusky stream Dec 24, 2021, 7:55 PM

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bitter hemlock guys, is Adnan Januzaj a good player?

no

dusky stream Dec 24, 2021, 7:56 PM

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chrome slate Mate, just watch his clips of him playing for Barca and PSG. See the difference

clips??

chrome slate Dec 24, 2021, 7:56 PM

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dusky stream clips??

To point out the difference?

dusky stream Dec 24, 2021, 7:57 PM

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chrome slate To point out the difference?

Clips don't show you shit about how good a player actually is

bitter hemlock Dec 24, 2021, 7:58 PM

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dusky stream no

you sure?

bitter hemlock Dec 24, 2021, 7:58 PM

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heavy cedar https://tenor.com/view/waka-flocka-flame-i-guess-wide-eyed-gif-14246014

apparently he'll play CF

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it's sad how depay went from the star player to the bench player in 2 weeks

chrome slate Dec 24, 2021, 7:59 PM

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dusky stream Clips don't show you shit about how good a player actually is

Watch entire game tapes then. Just remember, what I had said stands true

bitter hemlock Dec 24, 2021, 8:00 PM

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Guys, yk if you check stats only, you can assume that a player is worse than they actually are

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ppl say some youngsters/midfielders are bad only bc they don't have many goals/assists

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which is the stupidest shit I've ever heard

chrome slate Dec 24, 2021, 8:01 PM

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The whole world (except RMA fans) said Vini is shit

Now in 2021, what happened?

bitter hemlock Dec 24, 2021, 8:03 PM

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chrome slate The whole world (except RMA fans) said Vini is shit Now in 2021, what happened?

you mean late 2021*

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early 2021 he was shit, ngl

chrome slate Dec 24, 2021, 8:03 PM

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It takes time, efforts, hard work, and many other things. Club management and boards know, and that's why they don't get rid of young players after one bad season

bitter hemlock Dec 24, 2021, 8:03 PM

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this season he's the best left winger itw, if not one of the top 3

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I think ppl also underrate ansu fati, ik ur probs gonna disagree

worldly beacon Dec 24, 2021, 8:05 PM

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orchid crystal Barca weren’t favorites in ucl with Messi and Koeman tf

They were

bitter hemlock Dec 24, 2021, 8:05 PM

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orchid crystal Barca weren’t favorites in ucl with Messi and Koeman tf

who, tf, said they were favorites

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the only year where ppl thought barca were gonna win ucl (in last 5 yrs) was iin 2018/19

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but we all know what happened

prisma swift Dec 24, 2021, 8:06 PM

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worldly beacon They were

@bitter hemlock this barca fan

bitter hemlock Dec 24, 2021, 8:06 PM

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prisma swift <@716509174686810183> this barca fan

yes? what abt me?

prisma swift Dec 24, 2021, 8:07 PM

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bitter hemlock yes? what abt me?

i meant it was the other barca fan who said it

bitter hemlock Dec 24, 2021, 8:07 PM

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oh

bitter hemlock Dec 24, 2021, 8:07 PM

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prisma swift i meant it was the other barca fan who said it

the messi fan/madrid fan?

prisma swift Dec 24, 2021, 8:07 PM

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bitter hemlock the messi fan/madrid fan?

yes but he isn't a madrid fan

bitter hemlock Dec 24, 2021, 8:08 PM

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prisma swift yes but he isn't a madrid fan

https://tenor.com/view/surprise-chris-pratt-parks-and-recreation-parks-and-rec-shocked-gif-5571450

Tenor

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lmao

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imagine

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what do you have to

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prove?

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@prisma swift

prisma swift Dec 24, 2021, 8:09 PM

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bitter hemlock <@!545683982495252481>

he actively calls club legend ronaldo penaldo

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and he meants it

chrome slate Dec 24, 2021, 8:11 PM

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bitter hemlock I think ppl also underrate ansu fati, ik ur probs gonna disagree

kunfused

bitter hemlock Dec 24, 2021, 8:11 PM

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chrome slate <:kunfused:854691063143202827>

bc he's been injured

chrome slate Dec 24, 2021, 8:11 PM

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I didn't say anything about Fati

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Don't assume stuff

bitter hemlock Dec 24, 2021, 8:12 PM

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prisma swift he actively calls club legend ronaldo penaldo

ppl who call footballers liek that, are dumb

bitter hemlock Dec 24, 2021, 8:12 PM

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chrome slate Don't assume stuff

not u

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bro

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and I also dont understand "Varcelona" and "Vardrid"

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doesn't make sense bc it's not like they rely on VAR

mellow light Dec 24, 2021, 8:42 PM

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lookatme

heavy cedar Dec 24, 2021, 9:00 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/france-croatia-finale-var-final-gif-15472246

Tenor

rapid topaz Dec 24, 2021, 9:59 PM

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prisma swift pessi is finished

0 football knowledge

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If you watched the game you would know that messi was the stand out player in that game

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Not only that but he also had completed the most dribbles in a top 5 league (11 by the way)

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This season that is

rapid topaz Dec 24, 2021, 10:01 PM

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bitter hemlock and I also dont understand "Varcelona" and "Vardrid"

VARchester pissnited is ok tho

unreal bloomBOT Dec 24, 2021, 10:01 PM

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HxB | Barca | Man utd is AFK: sleeping - 2 hours ago

grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 10:06 PM

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rapid topaz If you watched the game you would know that messi was the stand out player in th...

Calm it’s a joke.

rapid topaz Dec 24, 2021, 10:07 PM

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grave glen Calm it’s a joke.

This ratio isn't a joke

modern kindle Dec 24, 2021, 10:08 PM

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How do you even ratio someone on Discord?

rapid topaz Dec 24, 2021, 10:08 PM

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modern kindle How do you even ratio someone on Discord?

Like this 🤡

modern kindle Dec 24, 2021, 10:09 PM

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Oh ok thanks

grave glen Dec 24, 2021, 10:10 PM

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rapid topaz This ratio isn't a joke

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-ratio-denied-gif-22244085

Tenor

dusky stream Dec 24, 2021, 10:49 PM

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bitter hemlock you sure?

Very sure, I have watched him in La Liga and have extensive data

unreal bloomBOT Dec 24, 2021, 10:49 PM

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HxB | Barca | Man utd is AFK: sleeping - 2 hours ago

orchid crystal Dec 25, 2021, 12:33 AM

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worldly beacon They were

They literally weren’t lol, nobody said they were winning ucl besides some deluded Barca fans but other than that everyone else knew they’d get humiliated

fading ember Dec 25, 2021, 12:39 AM

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prisma swift <@410536161916747776> <@278430579379142667> can you give me access to club chann...

Aah well I was asleep then
But I think you have been given already👍

orchid crystal Dec 25, 2021, 12:58 AM

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fading ember Aah well I was asleep then But I think you have been given already👍

There is a club channel?

stoic jacinth Dec 25, 2021, 1:26 AM

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🤷‍♂️

fading ember Dec 25, 2021, 1:30 AM

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orchid crystal There is a club channel?

Yeah

#announcements message

orchid crystal Dec 25, 2021, 1:31 AM

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fading ember Yeah https://discord.com/channels/359039577362530314/370584935179878402/9230874...

Wait so I do I get in

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I cannot request

fading ember Dec 25, 2021, 1:32 AM

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orchid crystal Wait so I do I get in

You must have the club as your favourite club in your introduction

mellow light Dec 25, 2021, 1:32 AM

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What clubs

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Have channels

fading ember Dec 25, 2021, 1:32 AM

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mellow light What clubs

Written in the announcement

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It is just in test phase

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That’s why only 6(ones with the most fans in the server according to peoples introduction) have channels

orchid crystal Dec 25, 2021, 1:36 AM

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fading ember You must have the club as your favourite club in your introduction

How do I do an introduction

fading ember Dec 25, 2021, 1:36 AM

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orchid crystal How do I do an introduction

“//intro” in #bot-sandbox
Bot will DM you

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You won’t get access to the channel instantly tho as people are added in bulk at intervals

orchid crystal Dec 25, 2021, 1:37 AM

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Ah ok

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Can I put both of the clubs I support?

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@fading ember can we go in dms

fading ember Dec 25, 2021, 1:43 AM

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orchid crystal Can I put both of the clubs I support?

Yup ofc

fading ember Dec 25, 2021, 1:43 AM

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orchid crystal <@278430579379142667> can we go in dms

Sure

grave glen Dec 25, 2021, 3:32 AM

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Interesting

fading ember Dec 25, 2021, 3:56 AM

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Feliz Navidad todos🎄

amber garden Dec 25, 2021, 4:18 AM

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Feeeeelliiiiiiizzzzzzz Naaaaaaavviiiiidddddaaaaaaddd amigos

twilit juniper Dec 25, 2021, 4:50 AM

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Merry christmas

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10 minutes left where I am

twilit juniper Dec 25, 2021, 5:06 AM

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MERRY CHRISTMASS

bitter hemlock Dec 25, 2021, 6:02 AM

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dusky stream Very sure, I have watched him in La Liga and have extensive data

then why barca wanna sign him for free?

grave glen Dec 25, 2021, 6:12 AM

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prisma swift Dec 25, 2021, 7:30 AM

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rapid topaz 0 football knowledge

calm it's a joke

dusky stream Dec 25, 2021, 11:40 AM

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bitter hemlock then why barca wanna sign him for free?

Dude, we were after Olmo for weeks, we are smoking some shit

bitter hemlock Dec 25, 2021, 11:42 AM

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dusky stream Dude, we were after Olmo for weeks, we are smoking some shit

we should focus on a cb, left back, right back and maybe a gk 😭

dusky stream Dec 25, 2021, 11:43 AM

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bitter hemlock we should focus on a cb, left back, right back and maybe a gk 😭

Plus a ball winner and a CF

bitter hemlock Dec 25, 2021, 11:44 AM

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dusky stream Plus a ball winner and a CF

nico is a ball winner, torres is a cf/false nine

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and remember we needa sell

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de jong can also be a ball winner

dusky stream Dec 25, 2021, 11:45 AM

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bitter hemlock nico is a ball winner, torres is a cf/false nine

Nico doesn’t sit, and he’s still raw

bitter hemlock Dec 25, 2021, 11:47 AM

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dusky stream Nico doesn’t sit, and he’s still raw

De jong is a perfect ball winner

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if you watched him at ajax

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yk what I mean

dusky stream Dec 25, 2021, 11:47 AM

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bitter hemlock nico is a ball winner, torres is a cf/false nine

Torres lacks a lot of qualities needed to be a good CF
High volume scoring, hold up play, aerial threat.

And he’s pretty clearly a RW. We’d be foolish to expect so much from a player who hasn’t been all that impressive in a Pep team. His already low xG will take a hit

dusky stream Dec 25, 2021, 11:48 AM

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bitter hemlock if you watched him at ajax

3 seasons ago in a poor league?

bitter hemlock Dec 25, 2021, 11:48 AM

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dusky stream Torres lacks a lot of qualities needed to be a good CF High volume scoring, hold...

he can be a false 9 bro, which I think is what xavi will do

bitter hemlock Dec 25, 2021, 11:48 AM

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dusky stream 3 seasons ago in a poor league?

ucl bro

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bruh

chrome slate Dec 25, 2021, 11:48 AM

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bitter hemlock if you watched him at ajax

Ajax De Jong = Barca De Jong

bitter hemlock Dec 25, 2021, 11:48 AM

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against madrid, bayern, juve and tottenham

chrome slate Dec 25, 2021, 11:48 AM

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Wtf?

bitter hemlock Dec 25, 2021, 11:48 AM

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chrome slate Ajax De Jong = Barca De Jong

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-moment-bruh-moment-recording-gif-14698316

Tenor

dusky stream Dec 25, 2021, 11:48 AM

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De Jong’s defensive numbers have never been good enough to be a DM in his 3 years at Barca

chrome slate Dec 25, 2021, 11:49 AM

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bitter hemlock https://tenor.com/view/bruh-moment-bruh-moment-recording-gif-14698316

He isn't the same anymore

dusky stream Dec 25, 2021, 11:49 AM

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bitter hemlock ucl bro

So a sample of 10~ games?

bitter hemlock Dec 25, 2021, 11:49 AM

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dusky stream De Jong’s defensive numbers have *never* been good enough to be a DM in his 3 ye...

ok, then we should sell him?

bitter hemlock Dec 25, 2021, 11:49 AM

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dusky stream So a sample of 10~ games?

omg, wtf is ur point then?

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he's shit?

dusky stream Dec 25, 2021, 11:49 AM

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bitter hemlock ok, then we should sell him?

He’s a very good DLP, NOT a holding DM, I never said he was a bad player

dusky stream Dec 25, 2021, 11:50 AM

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bitter hemlock omg, wtf is ur point then?

My point was obvious, no? He pretty clearly isn’t a ball winner at all

bitter hemlock Dec 25, 2021, 11:50 AM

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every yound cdm will cost at least 40 mill, the ones who are in europes top 5 leagues

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if you want a bit more experience

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then barca should

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sign zakaria

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for free

dusky stream Dec 25, 2021, 11:50 AM

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Nor is he a typical holding DM like Busquets, Casemiro, Fabinho.

dusky stream Dec 25, 2021, 11:50 AM

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bitter hemlock sign zakaria

No

chrome slate Dec 25, 2021, 11:51 AM

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popcorn

bitter hemlock Dec 25, 2021, 11:51 AM

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dusky stream No

ok, assume you are barca, and you have ffp regulations against you, who are you gonna sign?

dusky stream Dec 25, 2021, 11:51 AM

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Kamara makes perfect sense.
-Free
-Actually good defensive numbers
-an actually holding DM

bitter hemlock Dec 25, 2021, 11:51 AM

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@chrome slate who tf is a good cdm from europes top 5 leagues, u23, that costs less than 40 mill

bitter hemlock Dec 25, 2021, 11:51 AM

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dusky stream Kamara makes perfect sense. -Free -Actually *good* defensive numbers -an actuall...

we are too late for him

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and barca don't seem to want him

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man utd gonna sign him I think

chrome slate Dec 25, 2021, 11:52 AM

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bitter hemlock <@!656533355503943700> who tf is a good cdm from europes top 5 leagues, u23, tha...

Not my problem. RMA secured one last window kekw

bitter hemlock Dec 25, 2021, 11:52 AM

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chrome slate Not my problem. RMA secured one last window <:kekw:837450721548959754>

one that is benched every game kekw bc casemiro is still in his prime

chrome slate Dec 25, 2021, 11:52 AM

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bitter hemlock one that is benched every game <:kekw:837450721548959754> bc casemiro is still i...

If you didn't notice, he gets a lot of play time

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And he plays class

bitter hemlock Dec 25, 2021, 11:53 AM

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k

chrome slate Dec 25, 2021, 11:53 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/idoxzi-camavinga-real-madrid-gif-23102069

Tenor

bitter hemlock Dec 25, 2021, 11:54 AM

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Kounde is probably gonna sign for chelsea apparently

dusky stream Dec 25, 2021, 11:54 AM

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bitter hemlock and barca don't seem to want him

Then that’s simply our fault

Busquets needs a successor sooner rather than later.
We need a holding DM, Zakaria isn’t that.

bitter hemlock Dec 25, 2021, 11:54 AM

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name affordable holding mids for barca @dusky stream then

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they have a 500 million loan but they can't even spend a quarter bc they'll be hit by la liga's strict rules

dusky stream Dec 25, 2021, 12:07 PM

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bitter hemlock name affordable holding mids for barca <@!589103142470156319> then

Dominguez Bologna

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Tapia Celta Vigo

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Valentin Rayo

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We need an actual ball winner in the team

bitter hemlock Dec 25, 2021, 12:29 PM

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dusky stream Dominguez Bologna

I'd probs sign him

vital kernel Dec 25, 2021, 12:45 PM

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Merry Christmas la liga!

vital kernel Dec 25, 2021, 12:45 PM

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dusky stream Kamara makes perfect sense. -Free -Actually *good* defensive numbers -an actuall...

Not for sale

bitter hemlock Dec 25, 2021, 1:11 PM

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some guys on instagram saying barca's youngsters are overrated wenger_bruh

heavy cedar Dec 25, 2021, 1:27 PM

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dusky stream Then that’s simply our fault Busquets needs a successor sooner rather than late...

Don’t we have Frenkie for that?

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Maybe Frenkie can do Busi’s role

dusky stream Dec 25, 2021, 1:41 PM

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vital kernel Not for sale

What? He’s free next year

dusky stream Dec 25, 2021, 1:42 PM

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heavy cedar Maybe Frenkie can do Busi’s role

A single pivot who’s best attribute is carrying the ball upfield? Who will stay put then?

heavy cedar Dec 25, 2021, 1:43 PM

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KloppThink

heavy cedar Dec 25, 2021, 1:44 PM

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dusky stream A single pivot who’s best attribute is carrying the ball upfield? Who will stay ...

He did play as a DM at Ajax tho

prisma swift Dec 25, 2021, 1:46 PM

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heavy cedar He did play as a DM at Ajax tho

but never had defensive duties in eredivisie

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and he isn't a defensive midfielder at all

dusky stream Dec 25, 2021, 1:48 PM

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heavy cedar He did play as a DM at Ajax tho

Oh my Lord

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He played as a DLP in a 4-2-3-1 where Schone was the sitting guy

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De Jong has never with any consistency played the single DM role

heavy cedar Dec 25, 2021, 1:56 PM

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Oh you’re right 😶

calm owl Dec 25, 2021, 2:06 PM

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bitter hemlock Dec 25, 2021, 2:08 PM

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if levante get relegated, their best players will leave

trail swift Dec 25, 2021, 2:10 PM

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calm owl

been a while since i have seen that club

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ah man gives me fifa 09 vibes

heavy cedar Dec 25, 2021, 2:12 PM

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Hope at least we make it top 4 🙏

vital kernel Dec 25, 2021, 2:17 PM

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dusky stream What? He’s free next year

Glenn or abodulaye

native sandal Dec 25, 2021, 2:32 PM

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bitter hemlock if levante get relegated, their best players will leave

if they relegate that'd mean they don't have best players 🤔

slender olive Dec 25, 2021, 5:12 PM

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Merry Christmas yall

half lion Dec 25, 2021, 5:12 PM

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slender olive Merry Christmas yall

merry boxing day

orchid crystal Dec 25, 2021, 5:35 PM

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Merry Christmas

shadow juniper Dec 25, 2021, 5:53 PM

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How do i get into rma channel?

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popcorn

grim thicket Dec 25, 2021, 5:57 PM

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shadow juniper How do i get into rma channel?

fill in the intro ig, that worked for me

shadow juniper Dec 25, 2021, 5:57 PM

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Where to do that

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KEKW

grim thicket Dec 25, 2021, 5:58 PM

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uhhh try //intro in the bot channel @shadow juniper

shadow juniper Dec 25, 2021, 5:59 PM

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Oki

shadow juniper Dec 25, 2021, 6:00 PM

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grim thicket uhhh try `//intro` in the bot channel <@!725553993274884187>

#bot-sandbox right?

grim thicket Dec 25, 2021, 6:01 PM

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yes

unkempt crag Dec 25, 2021, 7:06 PM

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Wait that was not the channel lol

grim thicket Dec 25, 2021, 8:09 PM

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unkempt crag Wait that was not the channel lol

it wasnt? oops

unkempt crag Dec 25, 2021, 8:24 PM

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grim thicket it wasnt? oops

It was Ligue 1 and I posted it in LaLiga

grim thicket Dec 25, 2021, 8:26 PM

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oh lol

frank robin Dec 25, 2021, 8:28 PM

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lol

unkempt crag Dec 25, 2021, 8:32 PM

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Speaking of which I still haven’t selected a club yet on the LaLiga App I have 😬. Been wanting to follow it and still the laziness kicked in

polar rapidsBOT Dec 25, 2021, 9:09 PM

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orchid crystal Dec 25, 2021, 9:46 PM

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haaland_wut

cyan knot Dec 25, 2021, 9:48 PM

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Yo

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Any prediction for UEL

chrome slate Dec 25, 2021, 9:48 PM

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cyan knot Any prediction for UEL

Barca gonna crash out

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DiCapriolol

cyan knot Dec 25, 2021, 9:49 PM

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U mean crush napoli

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Bro luuk mvp

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100% no cap

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Agg 2-1 for barca

orchid crystal Dec 25, 2021, 10:13 PM

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Luuk is going to Cadiz

grave glen Dec 26, 2021, 12:41 AM

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Donde esta cr7

still pagoda Dec 26, 2021, 3:49 AM

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cyan knot Any prediction for UEL

Sevilla winning

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The tournament

worldly beacon Dec 26, 2021, 4:32 AM

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still pagoda Sevilla winning

Easily

rapid topaz Dec 26, 2021, 4:32 AM

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worldly beacon Easily

First L

worldly beacon Dec 26, 2021, 4:32 AM

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rapid topaz First L

Big W

rapid topaz Dec 26, 2021, 4:32 AM

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Barcelona winning the treble unfortunately

worldly beacon Dec 26, 2021, 4:32 AM

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U r losing to Napoli

rapid topaz Dec 26, 2021, 4:33 AM

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La liga, uel, and copa del ray

worldly beacon Dec 26, 2021, 4:33 AM

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rapid topaz Barcelona winning the treble unfortunately

wuf

rapid topaz Dec 26, 2021, 4:33 AM

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worldly beacon U r losing to Napoli

Nah

worldly beacon Dec 26, 2021, 4:33 AM

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rapid topaz Nah

Ok make ur self happy and keep dreaming

worldly beacon Dec 26, 2021, 4:33 AM

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rapid topaz La liga, uel, and copa del ray

La liga? 😂😂Bruv just qualify for top 4

lucid meadow Dec 26, 2021, 4:34 AM

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whom does dortmund play against in UEL

rapid topaz Dec 26, 2021, 4:34 AM

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Ferran torres ansu fati and dembele

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EUROPE AINT READY

rapid topaz Dec 26, 2021, 4:34 AM

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worldly beacon La liga? 😂😂Bruv just qualify for top 4

Ratio

grave glen Dec 26, 2021, 4:40 AM

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rapid topaz La liga, uel, and copa del ray

Factos

rapid topaz Dec 26, 2021, 4:48 AM

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grave glen Factos

WWW

torn ermine Dec 26, 2021, 5:20 AM

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rapid topaz La liga, uel, and copa del ray

ez win, we take them all 😤 😤

rapid topaz Dec 26, 2021, 5:21 AM

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torn ermine ez win, we take them all 😤 😤

THEY AINT READY FOR THE NEW BARCA 💯💯

honest umbra Dec 26, 2021, 5:24 AM

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have you ever heard the aphorism "rome wasnt built in a day"

grim thicket Dec 26, 2021, 5:25 AM

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we should play our castilla players against barca in the super cup game

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rest the starters for better opponents

slate kayak Dec 26, 2021, 6:01 AM

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its unsportsmanlike to not beat them to a bloody pulp tbh

grim thicket Dec 26, 2021, 6:04 AM

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hmmm fair enough

slate kayak Dec 26, 2021, 6:05 AM

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you owe it to them

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to repeatedly humiliate these clowns

grim thicket Dec 26, 2021, 6:07 AM

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tbf our castilla team would prolly beat them to pulp rn

grave glen Dec 26, 2021, 6:07 AM

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grim thicket tbf our castilla team would prolly beat them to pulp rn

Nah ur delusional

lucid meadow Dec 26, 2021, 6:08 AM

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castilla players never even see your first team. the last significant name is casillas which was ages ago

grave glen Dec 26, 2021, 6:08 AM

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grave glen Nah ur delusional

Flat earth>cube earth

slate kayak Dec 26, 2021, 6:11 AM

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lucid meadow castilla players never even see your first team. the last significant name is ca...

cas[T]illas <> casillas

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coincidence?

grim thicket Dec 26, 2021, 6:12 AM

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man barca fans get so defensive at the smallest joke....its so funny

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kekw

thin ivy Dec 26, 2021, 6:12 AM

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lucid meadow castilla players never even see your first team. the last significant name is ca...

Gutierrez, park and couple other got to play under zidane last ssn

lucid meadow Dec 26, 2021, 6:13 AM

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you have a few this season too, playing a few minutes doesn’t mean they’re anywhere near the level to make it to the first team

thin ivy Dec 26, 2021, 6:14 AM

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Gutierrez does

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But we're stacked rn so unless we're going on another injury season its hard rotating in castilla players honestly

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Not bc theyre bad or anything

lucid meadow Dec 26, 2021, 6:15 AM

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what’s blanco’s situation though. he’s a promising talent

thin ivy Dec 26, 2021, 6:15 AM

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Just cant

thin ivy Dec 26, 2021, 6:16 AM

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lucid meadow what’s blanco’s situation though. he’s a promising talent

Got injured last i heard but its been a while

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Also how did u get a barca role

lucid meadow Dec 26, 2021, 6:17 AM

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thin ivy Not bc theyre bad or anything

yeah but i guess it’s widely known that the club will end up buying players from outside anyway instead of installing castilla into the first team. a quinta del buitre era repeat is almost impossible

lucid meadow Dec 26, 2021, 6:17 AM

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thin ivy Also how did u get a barca role

do your introduction

thin ivy Dec 26, 2021, 6:19 AM

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lucid meadow yeah but i guess it’s widely known that the club will end up buying players from...

Valverde, Carvajal, Vini, Nacho all went thru castilla before the first team lol

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All of them were starters last ssn

lucid meadow Dec 26, 2021, 6:21 AM

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thin ivy Valverde, Carvajal, Vini, Nacho all went thru castilla before the first team lol

i’m talking about castilla originals. some of our players like araujo, pedri etc are not initially named under la masia when counting them

thin ivy Dec 26, 2021, 6:22 AM

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You mean straight from academy?

lucid meadow Dec 26, 2021, 6:22 AM

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yes

thin ivy Dec 26, 2021, 6:22 AM

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Nacho and Carva has been with us since they were kids

lucid meadow Dec 26, 2021, 6:23 AM

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btw is carvajal still injured

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he’s been injured since last season

thin ivy Dec 26, 2021, 6:24 AM

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Yeah lord vasquez filled in for him at rb

thin ivy Dec 26, 2021, 6:24 AM

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lucid meadow he’s been injured since last season

No he played some then got injured again

lucid meadow Dec 26, 2021, 6:25 AM

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do you think the club would be looking to replace him anytime soon. it seems like injuries have stuck with him for quite a while now

thin ivy Dec 26, 2021, 6:26 AM

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Noo hes been with us forever, plays like a monster when hes able and never complains

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P sure we never considered selling him

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Same for vasquez and nacho

lucid meadow Dec 26, 2021, 6:29 AM

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what’s the situation about rudiger. i’ve read that madrid is keenly interested

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and now that de ligt has been made available for a transfer, will madrid prepare any grand scheme to install him at the club

quick oarBOT Dec 26, 2021, 6:43 AM

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Your opinion matters to us! Have you filled in the server survey yet?
https://discord.football/survey

half lion Dec 26, 2021, 6:44 AM

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yes ~~Nascimento/Mamu~~ Howler

inland hound Dec 26, 2021, 6:48 AM

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lucid meadow castilla players never even see your first team. the last significant name is ca...

Cavrajal,Vasquez and Nacho

shadow juniper Dec 26, 2021, 7:09 AM

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casemiro played for castilla too trollStare

thin ivy Dec 26, 2021, 7:52 AM

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shadow juniper casemiro played for castilla too <:trollStare:842257327566487572>

Nah that was Madrid B

shadow juniper Dec 26, 2021, 7:53 AM

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thin ivy Nah that was Madrid B

clint

thin ivy Dec 26, 2021, 7:53 AM

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lucid meadow what’s the situation about rudiger. i’ve read that madrid is keenly interested

Idk i dont think we need another CB though. We can use another winger maybe idk. Just to fill hazard and bale's spot

shadow juniper Dec 26, 2021, 7:53 AM

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we need another cb

thin ivy Dec 26, 2021, 7:53 AM

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No we dont

shadow juniper Dec 26, 2021, 7:53 AM

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we do

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wanna use vallejo as a sub?

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tfwhat

thin ivy Dec 26, 2021, 7:54 AM

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lucid meadow and now that de ligt has been made available for a transfer, will madrid prepare...

Not de ligt. Rudiger would fit us more.

shadow juniper Dec 26, 2021, 7:54 AM

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rudiger fits 3atb

thin ivy Dec 26, 2021, 7:54 AM

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shadow juniper wanna use vallejo as a sub?

We have da nacho

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And we dont play 3atb lol

shadow juniper Dec 26, 2021, 7:54 AM

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ik

grave glen Dec 26, 2021, 8:38 AM

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grim thicket man barca fans get so defensive at the smallest joke....its so funny

Well its the first time I heard about cube earth

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slate kayak Dec 26, 2021, 9:40 AM

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Rudiger + Alaba is just asking for trouble

cyan knot Dec 26, 2021, 9:56 AM

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Bro semi barca real

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We are dead there

knotty yacht Dec 26, 2021, 12:15 PM

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slate kayak Rudiger + Alaba is just asking for trouble

Ain’t no way rudiger is starting

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Idgaf

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3atb merchant

frank robin Dec 26, 2021, 12:17 PM

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lol

slate kayak Dec 26, 2021, 12:49 PM

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Then why buy him

grave glen Dec 26, 2021, 12:50 PM

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Need a german to conquer europe

grave glen Dec 26, 2021, 12:51 PM

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grave glen Need a german to conquer europe

Ter Stegen but he’s a statue now.

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I meant a different kind of german dude

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But yea

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andrewgroove

knotty yacht Dec 26, 2021, 1:00 PM

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slate kayak Then why buy him

Backup ig

bitter hemlock Dec 26, 2021, 1:04 PM

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man, I miss prime M.A.t.S

thin ivy Dec 26, 2021, 1:39 PM

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How to get downvoted on r/soccer step 1

slate kayak Dec 26, 2021, 1:45 PM

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Spout a garbage opinion?

thin ivy Dec 26, 2021, 1:54 PM

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Beckenbauer is a cleaner, more likeable defender but Ramos is what any team would want honestly

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He'll kill and die for the team

lucid meadow Dec 26, 2021, 2:55 PM

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and rack up red cards to have you down to 10 men

lucid meadow Dec 26, 2021, 3:20 PM

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funny how the original discussion has already ended and there was no mention of trophies

clever quest Dec 26, 2021, 3:27 PM

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How the mighty have fallen

clever quest Dec 26, 2021, 3:28 PM

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lucid meadow castilla players never even see your first team. the last significant name is ca...

Carvajal nacho blanco miguel are in first team rn and they are from castilla

thin ivy Dec 26, 2021, 3:42 PM

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football fans on reddit some of the saltiest mfers xDD

lucid meadow Dec 26, 2021, 3:58 PM

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thin ivy football fans on reddit some of the saltiest mfers xDD

their life revolves around downvotes

thin ivy Dec 26, 2021, 3:59 PM

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exactly

still pagoda Dec 26, 2021, 4:32 PM

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rapid topaz Barcelona winning the treble unfortunately

Uefa europa conference league, Joan gamer trophy and super Copa de Catalunya 2022/23

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Treble 🔥

unkempt crag Dec 26, 2021, 4:39 PM

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clever quest How the mighty have fallen

And i thought Schalke getting relegated within 4 seasons of making the UCL was a hard downfall

quick oarBOT Dec 26, 2021, 4:52 PM

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clever quest Dec 26, 2021, 5:13 PM

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Madrid gonna do another transfer window like 2009

rapid topaz Dec 26, 2021, 5:38 PM

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still pagoda Uefa europa conference league, Joan gamer trophy and super Copa de Catalunya 202...

Better than ucl, la liga, and copa del ray imo

grave glen Dec 26, 2021, 5:48 PM

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Ur a factos merchant at this rate

cyan knot Dec 26, 2021, 6:10 PM

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https://www.novosti.rs/sport/fudbal/1068813/cavi-pravi-mocan-tim-barselona-dogovorila-izuzetno-pojacanje-video

NOVOSTI

ĆAVI PRAVI MOĆAN TIM: Barselona dogovorila izuzetno pojačanje (VIDE...

ĆAVI se vratio u Barselonu, ali sada u drugoj ulozi, kao šef stručnog štaba i odmah je krenuo sa renoviranjem tima.

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Feran tore confirmed?

lucid meadow Dec 26, 2021, 6:17 PM

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presentation tomorrow

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and what is tore 🤨

grave glen Dec 26, 2021, 6:17 PM

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lucid meadow presentation tomorrow

In 2 days

lucid meadow Dec 26, 2021, 6:18 PM

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grave glen In 2 days

it’s on the 28th, it’s 27 here so for me it’s tomorrow

grave glen Dec 26, 2021, 7:06 PM

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Sources: Fiorentino Perez has signed a 'pre-contract' with Rudiger for the Summer (where his contract with Chelsea will expire) for a free transfer.

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And...

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Real Madrid is obligated to announce the signing of Mbappe, says FIFA.

graceful spindle Dec 26, 2021, 7:25 PM

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well

left meadow Dec 26, 2021, 11:33 PM

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grave glen Real Madrid is obligated to announce the signing of Mbappe, says FIFA.

Hot

devout geyser Dec 26, 2021, 11:48 PM

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grave glen Real Madrid is obligated to announce the signing of Mbappe, says FIFA.

says FIFA

desert saddle Dec 26, 2021, 11:51 PM

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lucid meadow castilla players never even see your first team. the last significant name is ca...

maybe because our first team was too stacked

grave glen Dec 26, 2021, 11:51 PM

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https://twitter.com/barcatimes/status/1475251397440458754?s=21

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes)

📱| Ousmane Dembele on IG 💙❤️

Likes

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desert saddle Dec 26, 2021, 11:51 PM

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how do you expect bunch of 17 year old kids to even make the bench

grave glen Dec 26, 2021, 11:51 PM

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Renewal confirmed

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bielsa bielsa

desert saddle Dec 26, 2021, 11:51 PM

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Mbappe and Rudiger are practically done

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now bring in a RB

orchid crystal Dec 27, 2021, 12:37 AM

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desert saddle now bring in a RB

I would like Pedro Porro so badly but heard he’s renewing

rapid topaz Dec 27, 2021, 2:52 AM

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rapid topaz Dec 27, 2021, 2:52 AM

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rapid topaz

My GOAT

chrome slate Dec 27, 2021, 3:23 AM

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clever quest

kekw

tranquil mountain Dec 27, 2021, 4:29 AM

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rapid topaz Barcelona winning the treble unfortunately

bruh

slender olive Dec 27, 2021, 5:46 AM

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rapid topaz

What a goal

knotty yacht Dec 27, 2021, 5:52 AM

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desert saddle how do you expect bunch of 17 year old kids to even make the bench

I would like a good technical cm too

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But less important than getting a rb

pale geode Dec 27, 2021, 5:55 AM

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I want Haaland

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 6:14 AM

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PES_SusThink

ripe field Dec 27, 2021, 6:16 AM

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grave glen https://twitter.com/barcatimes/status/1475251397440458754?s=21

put a newcastle logo on your story wuf

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 6:42 AM

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devout geyser says FIFA

FIFA rule.

bitter hemlock Dec 27, 2021, 8:06 AM

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Barca need a new cb, LB, RB, and gk (if ter stegen and Garcia don't improve in 2021)

compact siren Dec 27, 2021, 8:10 AM

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bitter hemlock Barca need a new cb, LB, RB, and gk (if ter stegen and Garcia don't improve in 2...

Dest?

fallen valley Dec 27, 2021, 8:10 AM

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Dest coming to bayern and to be ready to cook under jn

compact siren Dec 27, 2021, 8:11 AM

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Never. Bayern have more chances sign George Best

fallen valley Dec 27, 2021, 8:11 AM

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?

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It’s almost done

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Just need Brazzo to not fuck it up

compact siren Dec 27, 2021, 8:17 AM

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just kidding

bitter hemlock Dec 27, 2021, 8:18 AM

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compact siren Dest?

Dest might stay but he needa improve

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and why tf does umtiti still wanna stay 😭 while he knows he aint gonna play

compact siren Dec 27, 2021, 8:21 AM

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bitter hemlock Barca need a new cb, LB, RB, and gk (if ter stegen and Garcia don't improve in 2...

Dani Alves is back! He's the RB Barcelona need :DDDDD

bitter hemlock Dec 27, 2021, 8:34 AM

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compact siren Dani Alves is back! He's the RB Barcelona need :DDDDD

ye, but he'll get smocked my vinicius in el clasico

worldly beacon Dec 27, 2021, 9:08 AM

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bitter hemlock ye, but he'll get smocked my vinicius in el clasico

W

slate kayak Dec 27, 2021, 9:13 AM

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bitter hemlock and why tf does umtiti still wanna stay 😭 while he knows he aint gonna play

money obviously

unkempt iris Dec 27, 2021, 9:14 AM

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hi

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 9:19 AM

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A moroccan barça fan

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Interesting

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@prisma swift your opposite is here

prisma swift Dec 27, 2021, 9:22 AM

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grave glen <@545683982495252481> your opposite is here

😭

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he reps ziyech @grave glen

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he do be my opposite

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 9:23 AM

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The exact opposite in n out

compact siren Dec 27, 2021, 9:24 AM

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Did you know Gavi can't tie shoelaces?

vital kernel Dec 27, 2021, 9:28 AM

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la-league?

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grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 9:33 AM

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vital kernel

La-League-A

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wenger

vital kernel Dec 27, 2021, 9:33 AM

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kekExplode

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 9:34 AM

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Bro this Christmas break is boring without football

vital kernel Dec 27, 2021, 9:36 AM

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agreed

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 9:38 AM

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And the channels I'm watching only replay Barca games

compact siren Dec 27, 2021, 9:39 AM

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mourinho

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 10:18 AM

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compact siren Did you know Gavi can't tie shoelaces?

Seen nico tying his shoelaces before

ripe field Dec 27, 2021, 10:42 AM

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grave glen And the channels I'm watching only replay Barca games

they want you to be a fan of a bigger club

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 10:50 AM

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Smaller

compact siren Dec 27, 2021, 11:12 AM

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And worse

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 11:13 AM

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ripe field they want you to be a fan of a bigger club

gangshit

ripe field Dec 27, 2021, 11:14 AM

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compact siren And worse

-assna fan

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 11:35 AM

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ripe field -assna fan

At least they are 4th not 7th

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kekw

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And in one of the most powerful championships in the world.

compact siren Dec 27, 2021, 11:57 AM

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ripe field -assna fan

https://youtu.be/jCDGMQEiAmY

YouTube

Football Daily

Why Arsenal Are Better Than You Think... | Winners & Losers

On this week's Winners & Losers, Chris, Joe and Zac breakdown the North London Derby, drool over Bernardo Silva and discuss the latest round of #OleOut.

Then, the boys round off the show with their moment of the week. Will it be Jimenez's first goal in 330 days of Premier League football, Ansu Fati's heroic return or Auba's Henry homage?

Spoil...

▶ Play video

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 12:01 PM

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2021/2022 be like:

prisma swift Dec 27, 2021, 12:06 PM

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compact siren https://youtu.be/jCDGMQEiAmY

football daily kekw

still pagoda Dec 27, 2021, 12:24 PM

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knotty yacht But less important than getting a rb

Do you think we need a world class right back or someone who's good enough to be a backup

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Cuz it's not like carvajal is finished he's just injured way too much

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 12:49 PM

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Arsenal is a team with a big budget

knotty yacht Dec 27, 2021, 12:51 PM

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still pagoda Do you think we need a world class right back or someone who's good enough to be...

We need someone who’s not Vazquez

still pagoda Dec 27, 2021, 2:10 PM

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Zidane really fooled us into thinking Nacho and Vazquez are incredible players

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 2:23 PM

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https://twitter.com/BarcaUniversal/status/1475408289240342528?t=L0RbqZ4j8MMEbsPWEFzwFA&s=19

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal)

Only Real Madrid and Barcelona can sign Erling Haaland.

— @DiMarzio via @wettfreunde

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Haaland has showed disinterested in going to a club in the Premier League and would want to play in LaLiga

torn ermine Dec 27, 2021, 2:24 PM

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still pagoda Zidane really fooled us into thinking Nacho and Vazquez are incredible players

i mean they are decent under zidane

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not like bad bad

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 2:24 PM

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grave glen Haaland has showed disinterested in going to a club in the Premier League and wo...

Where only 2 clubs can sign him:

Barcelona and Real Madrid

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 2:24 PM

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grave glen Haaland has showed disinterested in going to a club in the Premier League and wo...

I used to think he wil go to epl

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I guess not

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Sources tell he prefers LaLiga

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It's a battle

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Madrid vs Barca

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Like when real signed beckham

torn ermine Dec 27, 2021, 2:25 PM

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beckham got internal problem with ferguson right before moving to madrid?

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 2:25 PM

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Imagine Real with Mbappe, Haaland, Vinicius and Benzema in the same team

Including Alaba, Camavinga, Rudiger and more transfers from South America.

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zomg

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 2:26 PM

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torn ermine beckham got internal problem with ferguson right before moving to madrid?

iirc yea

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 2:26 PM

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grave glen Imagine Real with Mbappe, Haaland, Vinicius and Benzema in the same team Includ...

15 more Brazilian LW and RW

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For Florentine Perez

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The shoe throwing was ferguson-beckham right

torn ermine Dec 27, 2021, 2:27 PM

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perez be sending scouts to brazil on crazy rate 🤣

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 2:27 PM

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grave glen 15 more Brazilian LW and RW

https://tenor.com/view/haaland-whynot-gif-22297086

Tenor

slender olive Dec 27, 2021, 3:09 PM

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wow

dusky stream Dec 27, 2021, 3:14 PM

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https://twitter.com/Irish_Barca/status/1475484732708343812?s=20

Irish_Barca (@Irish_Barca)

Arthur's sale was met with some backlash. However, his only real attribute was his great carrying and dribbling. He was an extremely safe passer and was very poor out of possession. De Jong took the DLP role and offered much more than Arthur ever has.

heavy cedar Dec 27, 2021, 3:18 PM

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-10347439/Erling-Haaland-does-NOT-like-Premier-League-prefers-LaLiga-claims-Italian-journalist.html

Mail Online

Erling Haaland 'does NOT like the Premier League and prefers LaLiga'

Man City are reportedly determined to land the striker next summer but Sky Italia expert Gianluca di Marzio believes the English top-flight is an unlikely move.

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👀

compact siren Dec 27, 2021, 3:23 PM

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Håland is next Dembele

ripe field Dec 27, 2021, 3:24 PM

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grave glen https://twitter.com/BarcaUniversal/status/1475408289240342528?t=L0RbqZ4j8MMEbsPW...

god knows how we are getting all this money from lmao

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 3:25 PM

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ripe field god knows how we are getting all this money from lmao

My bro you're a big club, no small one. But Haaland demands alot of money. Don't get me wrong

ripe field Dec 27, 2021, 3:25 PM

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grave glen My bro you're a big club, no small one. But Haaland demands alot of money. Don't...

im talking about the transfer fee

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 3:25 PM

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Yep

compact siren Dec 27, 2021, 3:30 PM

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compact siren Håland is next Dembele

Or next Havertz, Meyer, Sanches, Jovic or Werner

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 3:33 PM

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Romanian playing for FCB

unkempt iris Dec 27, 2021, 4:08 PM

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hi guys

pale geode Dec 27, 2021, 4:23 PM

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Where tf is Barca pulling all this money from

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It wasn’t long ago they couldn’t sign Messi even if he offered to play for free

slate kayak Dec 27, 2021, 4:29 PM

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pale geode It wasn’t long ago they couldn’t sign Messi even if he offered to play for free

Going deeper into debt

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Same way Greece can afford food and shelter

grave belfry Dec 27, 2021, 4:35 PM

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pale geode Where tf is Barca pulling all this money from

Debts=/=not having money

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thats basic economics

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Theres a reason why they can still pay their stadium, staff, league license etc

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The reason why they couldnt pay Messi if he played for free is because of salary cap

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And they were over it by fsr

torn ermine Dec 27, 2021, 4:58 PM

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apparently nobody understand that

opal sigil Dec 27, 2021, 5:04 PM

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Yh debt is just loans, income still exists

chrome slate Dec 27, 2021, 5:04 PM

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grave belfry The reason why they couldnt pay Messi if he played for free is because of salary...

Salary cap and the financial restrictions La Liga have in place

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So Messi could not play for free even if he wanted to

torn ermine Dec 27, 2021, 5:28 PM

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why do i feel like la liga is the only one with obnoxious rules

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 5:31 PM

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its to avoid a club overspending beyond their capabilities

plain elbow Dec 27, 2021, 5:31 PM

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COVID-19 outbreak at Espanyol this morning.

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 5:31 PM

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bruh

plain elbow Dec 27, 2021, 5:31 PM

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7+ players/staff have tested positive.

worldly beacon Dec 27, 2021, 5:32 PM

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chrome slate So Messi could not play for free even if he wanted to

Yes

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 5:32 PM

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hope they all doesnt get bad symptoms or some shit

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oh they facing valencia in 4 days

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pepebusiness

compact siren Dec 27, 2021, 5:34 PM

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Laliga must be pause now

plain elbow Dec 27, 2021, 5:36 PM

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Valencia v Espanyol is scheduled for New Years Eve.

worldly beacon Dec 27, 2021, 5:36 PM

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compact siren Laliga must be pause now

Noo

quick oarBOT Dec 27, 2021, 5:37 PM

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Setting up an Intro is a great way to get users to know you better. It's also the only way to access one of the Club specific channels you support. Head over to #bot-sandbox and set your intro using //intro

grave glen Dec 27, 2021, 5:40 PM

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compact siren Laliga must be pause now

Nah

compact siren Dec 27, 2021, 5:40 PM

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grave glen Nah

I love football but still

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Real madrid, however, will win no matter whether 20 matches or 38 are played

plain elbow Dec 27, 2021, 5:49 PM

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