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Memphis would work perfectly with ferran and ansu
Oh shit
I forgot
Dembele over Memphis
I’ve always said this, surround Memphis with finishers and he’s class
You’re calling dembele a finisher
I said ferran and ansu
memphis is shit wym
Reactionary asf oml
what does memphis have over whole of his career to back that he’s not shit
Martin Goatwaite is better than Luuk at Barca (not when he was at Sevilla though)
Are you still blinded man youre pissing me off
Memphis holds up our direct play style
He limits our team
Hes sht
Utter shit
It started going downhill when this man got injured..
Stop thinking he will be nothing more than shit
When will he be back
January
Yay no more luuk
Idk you should know that as a Barca fan
First of all calm down 
Second look who Memphis has played with so far this season
None of the medical reports mentioned his name
alright remember i told you hes shit youll see it one way or another
He literally bottling 1v1s and you still want him in the team
I still don’t get why Memphis puts his ass on opponents
Because hes sht puts his ass then takes a minute to decide a back pass
He’s in terrible form rn obviously but he’s our top scorer this season, carried us at the beginning of the season and now when he’s in a rough patch we just call him shit? Our fan base is the most reactionary out there
I mean, Depay was good in the beginning, but now he's kinda weird
Reactionary right alright bud i pray he starts when he comes back
Lets see how long it will take you to complain
Screenshoting this for when he comes back
You better not complain when hes shit
Oh oops
And ur gonna send it the first game 
Again, reactionary asf
Nooe
Nope
Recently I've noticed something, why does Depay always freeze when he's 1v1 with a defender? He literally passes the ball back after looking at the defender for like 5 seconds, why would he waste time? What's going on inside of his head at that particular moment?
Exactly he doesnt know what to do
Slows down the attack
if he was atleast dribbling guys then make a pass
I wouldnt complain
But he isn’t doing shit
Hes always slowed down the play even at lyon
Its not new
Once he gets the ball he slows it down
Now he just slows it down while doing nothing which is worse
He has till the end of the season but for me he is taking up space for our youngsters
if abde starts barely getting game when he is back and he is bad trust me i will be complaining
Which is why he needsto keep playing
I see so much potential
🚨 Chelsea forward Timo Werner 🇩🇪 is the next name on the list for Barcelona. #CFC #Barca
(via @Polyccio8🌖)
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kekwuf
Ofc you would
Or David 

Did you hear about the recent news
About david?
Yes
To barca???????

he’s linked with madrid
Got my hopes up
Fack
He's leaving Lille at the end of the season
He’ll be a jovic 2.0😭
Then give him to us
Canada own Barca I can't
Here we go

Imagine being a Canadian Barca fan

That hurts
Nah enjoy grandpa cavani
Cavani would be good tbf
We already have dembele
WHERE IS LAPORTA SHITTING THIS MONEY?
From his arse
Exactly
Fati and ferran is good they just need a st
Need to sell dead wood
If they want anyone else
I trust in Fabrizio but i need the oficial comunicate of Barcelona
Lol mate you see the here we go
Better than depay
Agreed
XD
That’s where he’s probably gonna play
Cause of Dembele
Depay is getting benched
Hopefully
Depay is a pen merchant
Let fati take pens
he is an inverted 9
Barça has a salary limit of 98 million euros. How will they take Torres?
Okay, indignation aside, Barça can afford Ferran Torres. But with restrictions and a new bunch of questions.
Incomprehensibility N1. Barça is spending about 10% of the Goldman Sachs loan on Torres, which Joan Laporta said should take 18 months. Is this exactly a sane deal? The player rarely was on the pitch at City, but nevertheless the Catalans will pay 55 + 10 million euros for him. Twice as much as the City paid a year and a half ago. 5 or 15 million (depending on bonuses) more than Transfermarkt's rating.
Incomprehensibility N2. Barça's salary cap for this season is € 98 million. He was probably 100% selected by the start of the season. Since then, Sergio Aguero (retired) and Alex Collado (on loan) have left the club. This freed up just over 6 million euros. Dani Alves came for a ridiculous 155 thousand euros. Total: Barça has € 6 million up to the salary cap. Torres received 2.9 million euros a year at City, so most likely there will be no problems with his application. For the sake of Barça, Torres was even ready to go for a reduction in salary. And here the question is, is he not a fool? To leave a permanent contender for victory in the Champions League (albeit with a short playing time) to the club where rebuilding begins.
Incomprehensibility N3. Additional costs in the amount of 55-65 million euros will leave a gap in the transfer balance of 10-20 million euros (now there is +45 million). You need to sell someone. Rumor has it that the Catalans don't need Samuel Umtiti, Philippe Coutinho, Neto and Luc de Jong. For the sake of the latter, Barça is even ready to pay a penalty to Sevilla - just to get it back. But who needs everyone else and how much will potential buyers pay for them? If Barça does not help out 177.5 million euros for the Umtiti-Coutinho-Neto trio (it does not help out), then it will again sign its insolvency. Assets that were once bought for a lot of money now cost a penny and will not help in any way with debt coverage (including Goldman Sachs money) of 1.945 billion euros.
But they took Torres.
Are you that pressed about barca

easily ive loved both clubs
Ive been supporting psg way before messi mate
Assuming every psg fan supports because of messi is so stereotypical
Messi hasnt even done anything for the club yet
Alright
But because Messi or you are real PSG fan ?
bro ive been a fan before messi
Sus
Nice
I don't like PSG but please defeat Real Madrid
Are you @umbral imp lol
Am i what
are u him
oh yeah isnt that obvious
He is a guy who was active in the server but has been off lately
He also supported psg and Barcelona and liked Joao felix
Thats my gamer account
It is
Me
Oh wait
You are only allowed one account at a time
you’re not allowed to hv an alt…
In the server
You can remove it if you like
@umbral imp one right?
I mainly use it for games
Okay
Yeah
Damn I knew that was u
no way this is real

opinions on torres going to barca?
😲
ye hes going to barca from man city
As a Barca fan hope he doesn’t flop 😂
Like many of our transfers did
did you read it?
this one wont
hopefully
he did well in man city
do dk why he will flop
but lets see
MESSI DESERVES THE BALLONDORMESSI DESERVES THE BALLONDORMESSI DESERVES THE BALLONDORMESSI DESERVES THE BALLONDOR
Ok
@twilit juniper this is what i said 2 hrs ago
dembele has been layeing very well recently
LMFAOOO
I fr predicted Granada 4-1
No cap
so? messi isnt related to la liga
lewa deserved
sup benze!!
sup
Cent is back for the millionth time
Oh wow Centurion
What the hell happened to this man
He was a mod, left the server and became practically homeless!
Poor guy..
that's how barca felt 2 games ago

.....
#CubeEarthSociety
they deserved it
nah im sure i was never a referee or a mod
Look man, you can't change the past. Tell me, is it Barcelona's fault for not scoring against 10 men Sevilla? Yes! They had like 25 mins time..
But I'm sure
But you had like the orange name and all of that before
No it’s The post’s fault take down that post and get a new one
Idk what I just said.
San Mames, time for some horror for Real Madrid
Hopefully we can shithouse a 0-1 win again
nah you must be thinking of somebody else
I’m not happy with hazard starting again
He’s holding back Vini from the last match
No no, I'm very clear it's you
In any case, it's not a bad thing though
nah fosho wasnt me
gotta be somebody else
For sure
Madrid?

Centurion lost all of his power, unable to do anything.. One day, he has had enough and left the server. All of a sudden, he came back. The man, the myth, the legend..
Hazard….
He's shit
I hope Vini can do his magic today
he will
Last time hazard was preventing him from it
Predictions for the match?
That’s why I didn’t want hazard to start
We shithouse a 0-1 win
Nah we lose
GOOOOOOOL DE REALLL MADRIDDDDD
GOOOL
hazard apart from he is shit, he is made of glass
Benz
BENZEMAAAA
How did we not do this with cadiz
Wtf
Karim💉
BEAUTIFUL
papa benz
YESSS
GOALAZO BENZ
Lets go
before you write us off for UCL quarters against PSG, watch the benzema golazo atleast twice
that man has magic in his feet
GOL
This is not twitter xd
bro, how did sevilla not get 1 or 2 more red cards
papu gomez should've been sent off
Do you want them to play with 8 men?
Not, 0-2 it was legal i think
Maybe, by the foul to Dembélé
alba should've gotten at least a yellow card
a lot of sevilla players should've gotten yellows
Yeees, 1-2
joan jordan for example
maybe
¿Alguien aquí habla el español?
Yo
Pero la mayoria del servidor habla ingles
Pues si pero creo que esto es el único canal donde se permite el uso del español
Ohh
No soy español pero me gustaría practicarlo
Pero todos hablan ingles asi que siempre hablo en ingles
Y por eso estoy hablando aquí
Tu no hablas español ?
Si, pero estoy ocupado en este momento. Jugando al FIFA jaja
Jaja no te preocupes
Estas haciendo swaps no ?
Ay
Ahora será icomodo hablar español e Ingles xd
Un poco jaja
No pro clubs
¿Sois españoles?
No
¿Ah de donde eres?
Y tu ?
No no, soy búlgaro
Nicaragua
Epico
Si el español no es mi lengua materna
Hablas ingles si ?
¿Vives en Nicaragua o no?
Sí
Pues mi padre habla el español también y siempre me fascina la cultura
Nice
Hablas 3 idiomas entonces ?
Yo aparte de español e ingles quiero aprender Italiano
¿Has visitado a Italia?
Estás viendo el partido no ?
Ah no
No, pero me llama la atención el idioma
Yo no eh viajado, solo mis papás y mi hermana
Es un poco parecido al español porque los dos vienen del latín no?
Sí, lo mismo con el portugues
¿Para vacaciones o porque hay parientes allí?
Me refiero a viajar a otros paises, a Italia no han ido, solo a Francia los 3, y a estados unidos y mi papá a Mexico
En Francia
Mi hermana está dónde una Tia
XD
Tu porqué no vives en Bulgaria ?
Si no vivo en Bulgaria
Hoy en día vivo en Inglaterra
Pues era menor cuando mis padres viajaron aquí para trabajar
Osea que eres un adulto ?
XD
Y que vas a estudiar ?
Algo relacionado a las relaciones internacionales y la geopolítica
Depende de cuál universidad me acepta
Interesante
¿Estas estudiando en una universidad?
Jaja si me interesan la política y la diplomacia
No, apenas cumpliré 15 años, pero quiero estudiar periodismo deportivo o ingenieria en computación
Ah pues buena suerte con esta meta
Gracias, igualmente
Ojalá que seas un periodista famoso amigo jajaja
Te imaginas... sería espectacular
Si, sería genial
Tu nombre es Kalo ?
Es un nombre greco
epic
Jaja si
Y que significa ?
No se de la traducción en el español pero en inglés es algo un poco como ‘good John’
‘Kalo’ significa simpático en el greco
En español podria ser algo como "buen juan" entonces ?
Si posiblemente
Nice
¿Tienes Instagram? Puedo mandarte un dm con mi nombre
Si tengo, pero no recuerdo mi contraseña ya que no entro hace 3 meses
Ah no es importante ya que podemos hablar por el discord
2-4
LALIGA COMES TO A CLOSE FOR THE YEAR
Table:
atleti not even top 4 and they were favs at the start of the season
wild to see Betis and Rayo in the top 4
think you forgot one club
oh wait


He always do that
Just wait till we reach 3rd/4th
Then he's gonna crop it out again
i mean top 6 is rlly a good place to stop....
if you arent in the top 6 there is actually something wrong
i hope you understand that atleast
We’re missing our two good CBs
for how long?
Past 2/3 games
Probably longer but I dont even remember at this point
It’s beena long month
i l
icl
It’s more of a case that they’re missing their whole team, spiritually. They’re so far off of the level they were showing last year.
Everyone is underperforming.
Only one who had any drive was Felix
ok, and we lost our 2 best cbs at the start of the window
so....
even stevens?
At the start of the window
We already have a backline crisis too icl
we have missed benzema past couple games
The worst of the bunch today was Felipe.
Kondogbia**
we have to play a LB at CB
+8 Hala Madrid
and sometimes a RB/CB/LB
We play Hermoso at CB all the time, he’s much better suited in a 442 as LB but here we are
And Alaba is a beast regardless
mhm same
exactly, all players on real madrid are beasts, and all players on fake madrid are jokes
jk jk
Fake madrid 💀
Kondogbia is playing in a makeshift position tbf.
dont take me seriously
I know
He’s a holding midfielder
Like, I can’t see how that can go down correctly.
You are right
Atletico=joke
They lost 4 last laliga games☠️☠️☠️☠️
You got beaten to the title by a bunch of mattress makers last season
suarez saved your asses
💀
not this season tho
Always excuses
we gonna crush y'all
Yea we wont talk about your playstyle and your luck last season
“Suarez saved ur asses”
Luck is a skill
excuse? you never beat us once in the last how many years now?
Ok so we are now winning LaLiga no one can deny that
man i was actually kidding with the whole atletico are a joke thing, but if you rlly think luck is a skill, we got some work to do
Nah
we are on the roll and we arent chokers
no wat anybdy catches up
this blancos squad is playing on a whole another level rn
just imagine when we get mbappe on the right flank
And imagine when we get an actual back line of CBs 😈
And when we actually have some drive to actually win games
Even if it’s vs Granada or Alaves…
still aint saying much
your cbs have been absent for the past few games, atleti have been playing below par throughout the season so far
There’s not much else we need to fix with the actual squad name-wise
imo they prolly had the best transfer market of all la liga clubs
Yeah
and thats what makes their performance even more underwhelming
just that wont do imo.....the team just doesnt have it this year
If you watch the games you’ll know that’s what we need most tho
And we need sum inspiration
Hopefully this phase ends soon
hopefully it doesnt 
…
im loving it while it lasts
You’re on the “roll”
I agree
The “Rick roll”, anyway
gotchu before you could get me
You did it first fgs
Tell this to Simeone
simeone is a goat manager
I prefer we play a U15 kid at CB over Kondogbia
dont insult el cholo
I’m insulting Kondogbia
… and Cholo’s decision to start him next to Hermoso and Felipe for the past 3 games
kondogbia is good
Not at CB
it makes sense that if you are playing 3atb you can have the luxury of playing a CDM as a CB....look at casemiro for example
he starts at midfield
but
But we’ve tried for 3 games now
during play he almost always drops to the backline to form a back 3
And he doesnt turn up at all
Simeone has gotten the team out of rough patches before.
Kondogbia kept that 39 yr old man onside for the 2nd granada goal today
i mean, ofc okay it isnt fair to compare kondogbia to one of the best CDMs of the generation but still
💀
casemiro is a cheat code
Kondogbia and?
Oh case
Casemiro
we clearly showed signs of holes without case today
camavinga was good, but he needs to learn
he is young
Yep exactly, we missed his presence
It’s just a matter of addressing the systematic issues, and finding other outlets in the attack for chance creation/goals.
Whilst keeping the same defensive shape.
yeah possibly, but props to sancet, that was a beautiful golazo
We were playing attacking football with a Geoffrey Kondogbia at CB
as was benzema's golazo
There’s bound to be issues
Always
Yeah really nice hit
But he had a lot of space there
he did yes
Camavinga should’ve closed it down
casemiro suffocates ppl
who casemiro?
Yes
Overshadowed by Modric and Kroos
I’ve seen a bunch of ppl critiquing Casemiro this szn
well the only thing is he is probably not as good on the ball as his midfield counterparts, but that doesnt mean he isnt important to us
start of season he wasnt playing well, valencia game at mestalla for example
but thats prolly coz he was fatigued
international breaks and all
and copa america
btw i got a question fellas, if you had to choose, Xabi Alonso or Casemiro at DM?
why tho? i would choose xabi alonso too, but i just wanna know what other people's reasoning is
His passing accuracy, the speed with which he pinged the ball around the field, his tactical nous and his fine vision made Xabi Alonso one of the best midfielders of his generation. What's more, his elegant playing style and his personality saw him become a role model for his teammates.
casemiro is destroyer
Xabi is box to box

xabi was a cdm, not a box to box player, altho he could play box to box
so which do you choose?
Different playstyles
who would you choose?
If I am manager i would choose casemiro bcs i like more his playstyle, hard defensive midfielder
xabi used to be a great "hard" defensive mid back in his day yknow
I know i watched him
I don't want to say that we are winning the league
||but we are winning the league||
Ofc
dont jinx it mf
calma
Ferran Torres joining barça?
Ye
Ferran Will be very good for Barcelona
Hope so
damn
In an inflated market 55m is not that bad tbh
Gerard is on crack bros
You love to see it
Fr tho, ferran and de ligt
LOL
Gerard Romero ?
Yep
Yes, some people say that he is the Fabrizio Romano of Barcelona
I prefer that Barcelona sign De Ligt and no Ferran
OK WTF WE REALLY GONNA PLAY ANSU CAVANI AND FERRAN
WTF
We can’t stop with these Ws
I want Dembélé, ansu and Ferran
That’s also ok
But man that is an amazing forward line
Also
If we can get de Ligt
My god
did we rob a bank
WHERES THIS MONEY COMING FROM
WHERE
it’s the loan from goldman sachs
Bruh lmao
Barcelona have money, but we don't comply the fair play of la liga
Financial fair play
And we also have a 500 million euro credit i think
An Arabic company wanted to pay the debt of Barcelona but they didn't said the conditions
that was a false report
thats happening
the espai barça project is also being funded by goldman sachs
I know that
1.5b loan which we have to by the end of 35 years (?)
I think it was less, because the project is going to end in 2025
being a politician, laporta won’t do something that directly competes with his image: negotiating directly with the middle east
the payback period can be as long as both parties agree too
Madrid's stadium they are going to pay it in 30 years
I think spai barça is gonna be the same
It’s not a loan
what you mean
man watches tv
why is this news
I told that granada was to win
With a goal of jorge molina
ye]
I had reason xd

XD
uh, fuck him
andd btw guys, ilaix moriba wanted to come back to barca 
but we rejected him
and anyways he only wanted money
ye
the fack he’s like 75% offline lol
starter ferran torres, rotation ferran jutgala
we’re paying in installments
can be since both ferran can play as wingers
that hasn’t been confirmed anywhere yet
ofc he does, otherwise he's not have come for sergio aguero's retirement press conference
you do know pep has nothing to do with the economics of a player transfer
take him, we'll get mazraoui
for free
ok
gavi, dembele and nico will sign new contracts soon
you mad?
he's do well at barca
bro...
ok
btw dest will cost like 35 mill
...barca aint doing loans
they need da money rn
I hope everton sign coutinhp
they made coutinho good, but then he got benched
he won't play in championship
no, barca wanted too much money
bayern wanted to pay 50 mill
i wish barca accepted
tbf, I wouldn't mind coutinho leaving for 10 mill
he's just, disapointing
his performances
idk what it is
his confidence went up
but
just like hazard
dembele is getting back
he's playing well
Barcelona just signing flops after flops
Their manager is frickin Xavi
Massive debt
I doubt we ever see Barcelona be good again
Ferran Torres was so average at City and they paid 60m for a squad player
Average
Huh
He also has 12 goals in 22 apps for Spain
Average eh
20 g/a in 43 apps isn’t bad
(For Man City)
No way he’s a flip
Flop
Especially since he wasn’t bought to be a starter
That’s Barcelona’s level now buying squad players looool

Keep wishing

Sevilla fans in the mud lol wtf
when did barca need help to buy refs
When their money for refs ran out, which is the case as of right now

His very first career red card outside Real Madrid.
0 Red Cards in 225 Games with Sevilla & Spain.
26 Red Cards in 671 Games with Real Madrid.
1 Red Card in 3 Games with PSG.
My goat
ferran would get into your starting 11 rn stfu
how?
they have lord V
wtf? granada beat atleti?
atleti are shit this season
State of la liga
Give the title to Real Madrid already
This league is finished
As is every other league
It will
He wouldn’t start over world class Mount
Mason Mount is better than every Barcelona player
Lukaku will show his worth
i had no idea they were this bad
what a goal by joao felix
..ur an idiot
ur sayin he's better than golden boy winner pedri
mason mount IS better than pedri
without barca PR pedri would be a nobody
explain to me what is pedri's role
go on
Barcelona Lyon Marseille
Jorginho finished above kimmich in ballon dor
Doesn’t make him better
Also mount is 22, he isn’t eligible for golden boy anymore
propaganda?
no idea
your fanbase does that for free
you could start a lump of charcoal in cm and it would come top 5 in the young players list
your propaganda machine is unreal i can't lie
not even real can compete
How would you rate a player that is:
- 8th in goals
- 23rd in assists
- 8th in g/a
for the calendar year?
a good goal scorer?
possibly a world class forward?
Wish we had propaganda creators like Barca
Our propaganda is being against pavard 24/7
and brazo slander
Pedri > all rma youngsters
You can convince Uefa that
Clearly you haven’t seen Jamal Musiala
youngsters
😂😂😂
What are you laughing at
Musiala put your 75m midfielder de jong on his ass
And he was playing out of position
isn t vini 22?
No he is 21
valverde 23?
Yes
sexy
they really compare him to de jong
he is at the same level as pedri
not de jong
😂😢
Valverde also put de jong on his ass couple of times
@slate kayak remember we banned de jong propaganda after our game vs Barca
Only one time
😂😂
yes its been outlawed in bayern sub
bayern fan
Bayern of course
with 2 faces
Fuck real
nah don t hate big clubs
why would anyone hate small clubs
small club?
Yeah like Leipzig
But city and psg don’t get pity
maybe for rivalry?
That depends
if you support a small club also then fair
Bayern has no true rivals itself in Germany
Bayern hated in germany??
k
can we sign your pr team on a free transfer
we need money
sure
Yeah gotta spread our own pr
bruh
Our pr team is so bad we couldn’t even get muller and kimmich nominated
For ballon dor
But lewa was so close to win
And he didn’t win because our pr team sucks
he was robbed for 2020, but in 2021 messi deserved
well lewa dont need pr
mans too good
Poland was asleep during whole ceremony
but imagine jorginho wins it
😬😬
siuu
he was 3rd wtf
well he had a good year
only with team
yea
but it counts
Jorginho 3rd was nonsense
yes sadly
no he needs much more pr
Every player needs support and pr
what is pr
Propaganda basically
bruh
Spreading info that makes people believe them
Propaganda is part of public relation
well not directly
public relations
I wish our public relations were better
german pr is abysmal since 1918
It could be lack of fans compared to other teams??
propaganda we short as prop
No
keep
Brazzo gets too hated
no, teams with fewer fans have better pr
like bvb
mickey mouse in charge of pr
Our fanbase is busy spreading pr that goes against our own players
they have zero understanding of non german market
Pavard agenda comes to mind
xavi could literally shit in a bun and cules would fight to eat it
our fanbase is spoilt, immature and ungrateful
I started during dark days
after kahn's heroics in 02
noice
Tough
that was bottom of the trough
bayern in la liga 
We would win it tbh
thing with laliga is
it has 2 great, 1 good and 1 ok team recently
everyone else is mostly dire
rn it has 1 great and other shit teams
Yes
at its peak it had 3 great, 1-2 good and the rest were shit
mid 10s atleti was a brick shithouse
isnt that the case for literally every league
pretty much yeah
00s Valencia was what Atletico is rn
not really
they made the ucl finals twice in the 10s so....
but no other league ships 4-6 goals to single players regularly
la liga outside 1-7
I remember Valencia was in two champions league finals in a row
Kahn saved our ass against them

sevilla have always been kings of europa
cent

so yeah top 6 in la liga is solid id say at its peak, not rn tho
Rn it’s 1 good team
barac will still make top4
where is your tag mf
19 dogshit
it is 5 am at your place right?
yes i just finished watching witcher s1
gonna watch s2 now
well ig dortmund are also meh
Dortmund lost to sporting
they're like lareal
That’s low
Bayernliga will exist
check banner too
THERE WE GO!!!
.
CityLiga is coming soon btw
NOICE!!!!
Dortmund bottled vs kovac
City League, Real Liga, Bayernliga, Inter A, PSG 1
Not really super
If you invite clubs like arsenal and Barcelona
and spurs
surprisingly
they are the founding members

and they are still here
time to throw ceferin in da mud
always predicted it
The first part though
im 50% factos
Bayern tbh can win any top 5 league





