#la-liga

1 messages · Page 1106 of 1

iron marten
#

How dare you forget your lord and saviour, Martin Braithwaite?

empty willow
#

Memphis would work perfectly with ferran and ansu

slender olive
#

I forgot

grave glen
empty willow
#

I’ve always said this, surround Memphis with finishers and he’s class

slender olive
empty willow
lucid meadow
#

memphis is shit wym

empty willow
#

Reactionary asf oml

lucid meadow
#

what does memphis have over whole of his career to back that he’s not shit

iron marten
#

Martin Goatwaite is better than Luuk at Barca (not when he was at Sevilla though)

bleak swallow
#

Memphis holds up our direct play style

#

He limits our team

#

Hes sht

#

Utter shit

iron marten
#

It started going downhill when this man got injured..

bleak swallow
#

Stop thinking he will be nothing more than shit

bleak swallow
grave glen
bleak swallow
iron marten
empty willow
empty willow
bleak swallow
bleak swallow
#

He literally bottling 1v1s and you still want him in the team

grave glen
#

I still don’t get why Memphis puts his ass on opponents

bleak swallow
empty willow
iron marten
#

I mean, Depay was good in the beginning, but now he's kinda weird

bleak swallow
#

Lets see how long it will take you to complain

bleak swallow
#

You better not complain when hes shit

slender olive
empty willow
#

Again, reactionary asf

iron marten
#

Recently I've noticed something, why does Depay always freeze when he's 1v1 with a defender? He literally passes the ball back after looking at the defender for like 5 seconds, why would he waste time? What's going on inside of his head at that particular moment?

bleak swallow
#

Slows down the attack

#

if he was atleast dribbling guys then make a pass

#

I wouldnt complain

#

But he isn’t doing shit

#

Hes always slowed down the play even at lyon

#

Its not new

#

Once he gets the ball he slows it down

#

Now he just slows it down while doing nothing which is worse

#

He has till the end of the season but for me he is taking up space for our youngsters

#

if abde starts barely getting game when he is back and he is bad trust me i will be complaining

#

Which is why he needsto keep playing

#

I see so much potential

late kernel
late kernel
empty willow
#

I’d rather cavani tbh

late kernel
#

Ofc you would

late kernel
empty willow
late kernel
#

Did you hear about the recent news

empty willow
#

About david?

late kernel
#

Yes

empty willow
#

To barca???????

late kernel
#

No

#

Lol

empty willow
lucid meadow
#

he’s linked with madrid

empty willow
#

Got my hopes up

empty willow
late kernel
#

He's leaving Lille at the end of the season

empty willow
#

Can’t have 2 Canadians own usSonnySad

#

Phonzy already does

knotty yacht
empty willow
#

Then give him to us

clever quest
late kernel
#

Canada own Barca I can't

clever quest
#

Here we go

empty willow
late kernel
#

Imagine being a Canadian Barca fan

empty willow
late kernel
#

That hurts

knotty yacht
empty willow
empty willow
knotty yacht
empty willow
#

From his arse

clever quest
#

Exactly

#

Fati and ferran is good they just need a st

#

Need to sell dead wood

#

If they want anyone else

storm dock
# clever quest

I trust in Fabrizio but i need the oficial comunicate of Barcelona

bleak swallow
knotty yacht
#

Start ferran striker tbh

#

I don’t think he’ll be good in the wing

bleak swallow
bleak swallow
storm dock
grave glen
#

Cause of Dembele

bleak swallow
#

Depay is getting benched

grave glen
#

Hopefully

bleak swallow
#

Hes not starting over fati

#

Ferran better st

#

And he definitely cant bench demouz

grave glen
#

Depay is a pen merchant

bleak swallow
clever quest
#

ferran at st idk

#

Not bad

#

But I think dembele is gonna be gone

lucid meadow
clever quest
#

In summer

#

^^

prisma swift
#

Barça has a salary limit of 98 million euros. How will they take Torres?

Okay, indignation aside, Barça can afford Ferran Torres. But with restrictions and a new bunch of questions.

Incomprehensibility N1. Barça is spending about 10% of the Goldman Sachs loan on Torres, which Joan Laporta said should take 18 months. Is this exactly a sane deal? The player rarely was on the pitch at City, but nevertheless the Catalans will pay 55 + 10 million euros for him. Twice as much as the City paid a year and a half ago. 5 or 15 million (depending on bonuses) more than Transfermarkt's rating.

Incomprehensibility N2. Barça's salary cap for this season is € 98 million. He was probably 100% selected by the start of the season. Since then, Sergio Aguero (retired) and Alex Collado (on loan) have left the club. This freed up just over 6 million euros. Dani Alves came for a ridiculous 155 thousand euros. Total: Barça has € 6 million up to the salary cap. Torres received 2.9 million euros a year at City, so most likely there will be no problems with his application. For the sake of Barça, Torres was even ready to go for a reduction in salary. And here the question is, is he not a fool? To leave a permanent contender for victory in the Champions League (albeit with a short playing time) to the club where rebuilding begins.

#

Incomprehensibility N3. Additional costs in the amount of 55-65 million euros will leave a gap in the transfer balance of 10-20 million euros (now there is +45 million). You need to sell someone. Rumor has it that the Catalans don't need Samuel Umtiti, Philippe Coutinho, Neto and Luc de Jong. For the sake of the latter, Barça is even ready to pay a penalty to Sevilla - just to get it back. But who needs everyone else and how much will potential buyers pay for them? If Barça does not help out 177.5 million euros for the Umtiti-Coutinho-Neto trio (it does not help out), then it will again sign its insolvency. Assets that were once bought for a lot of money now cost a penny and will not help in any way with debt coverage (including Goldman Sachs money) of 1.945 billion euros.

But they took Torres.

bleak swallow
#

Are you that pressed about barca

#

easily ive loved both clubs

#

Ive been supporting psg way before messi mate

#

Assuming every psg fan supports because of messi is so stereotypical

#

Messi hasnt even done anything for the club yet

#

Alright

storm dock
#

Or Barcelona ?

bleak swallow
#

not messi

storm dock
#

But because Messi or you are real PSG fan ?

bleak swallow
opal sigil
#

Sus

bleak swallow
#

if messi leaves now i could care less

#

Id still be a fan

storm dock
#

I don't like PSG but please defeat Real Madrid

bleak swallow
#

Omg joao baby

#

Omg

#

My papi joao

fading ember
bleak swallow
half lion
#

are u him

bleak swallow
#

oh yeah isnt that obvious

fading ember
# bleak swallow Am i what

He is a guy who was active in the server but has been off lately
He also supported psg and Barcelona and liked Joao felix

bleak swallow
#

Thats my gamer account

fading ember
#

Oh wait

half lion
#

bruh

#

no alts here..

fading ember
#

You are only allowed one account at a time

half lion
#

you’re not allowed to hv an alt…

fading ember
#

In the server

bleak swallow
#

You can remove it if you like

fading ember
#

@umbral imp one right?

bleak swallow
#

I mainly use it for games

fading ember
#

Okay

bleak swallow
#

Yeah

knotty yacht
native sandal
#

no way this is real

flat kettle
#

opinions on torres going to barca?

heavy cedar
#

😲

flat kettle
#

ye hes going to barca from man city

heavy cedar
flat kettle
#

yea XD

#

dont think he will tho

heavy cedar
#

Like many of our transfers did

prisma swift
flat kettle
#

hopefully

#

he did well in man city

#

do dk why he will flop

#

but lets see

wheat prism
#

MESSI DESERVES THE BALLONDORMESSI DESERVES THE BALLONDORMESSI DESERVES THE BALLONDORMESSI DESERVES THE BALLONDOR

bitter hemlock
#

@twilit juniper this is what i said 2 hrs ago

bitter hemlock
twilit juniper
#

I fr predicted Granada 4-1

#

No cap

grim thicket
bitter hemlock
#

lewa deserved

grave glen
#

hi

#

👋

prisma swift
#

@grim thicket stop dipping everytime jake peralta

#

please

grim thicket
#

sup benze!!

prisma swift
#

sup

knotty yacht
#

Cent is back for the millionth time

storm dock
#

Yeeees

#

By the way, Joao Felix score an amazing goal

iron marten
#

Oh wow Centurion

#

What the hell happened to this man

#

He was a mod, left the server and became practically homeless!

#

Poor guy..

bitter hemlock
grim thicket
bitter hemlock
#

ngl

plain elbow
#

#CubeEarthSociety

bitter hemlock
#

they deserved it

grim thicket
#

whats this thing about me being a mod.....

#

i was never a mod

iron marten
#

Really?

#

I do remember that you were a mod..

#

Or referee, whatever it's called

grim thicket
#

nah im sure i was never a referee or a mod

iron marten
iron marten
grim thicket
#

nah i would remember if i was ever mod lol

#

wouldnt i

iron marten
#

But you had like the orange name and all of that before

grave glen
#

Idk what I just said.

iron marten
#

Are.. you okay?

#

I didn't understand anything

orchid crystal
#

We play against Bilbao todayyyy

#

I’m a little worried from our lineup

iron marten
#

San Mames, time for some horror for Real Madrid

orchid crystal
#

Hopefully we can shithouse a 0-1 win again

iron marten
#

Yup, that's the way it is for Real Madrid

#

Winning big games thanks to Courtois

orchid crystal
#

Tibo needs to be big today once again

#

Nacho and Vazquez in defense dear lord

grim thicket
orchid crystal
#

I’m not happy with hazard starting again

#

He’s holding back Vini from the last match

grave glen
#

Line-ups

#

It's clear we're desperate

iron marten
#

In any case, it's not a bad thing though

grim thicket
#

gotta be somebody else

iron marten
#

For sure

grim thicket
#

we are the kings of spain

grave glen
grim thicket
iron marten
#

Centurion lost all of his power, unable to do anything.. One day, he has had enough and left the server. All of a sudden, he came back. The man, the myth, the legend..

orchid crystal
grave glen
#

He's shit

orchid crystal
#

I hope Vini can do his magic today

oak widget
orchid crystal
#

Last time hazard was preventing him from it

obsidian wolf
#

Predictions for the match?

orchid crystal
#

That’s why I didn’t want hazard to start

orchid crystal
grave glen
orchid crystal
#

GOOOOOOOL DE REALLL MADRIDDDDD

grave glen
#

GOOOL

oak widget
grave glen
#

Benz

orchid crystal
#

BENZEMAAAA

grave glen
#

How did we not do this with cadiz

iron marten
#

Wtf

inland hound
#

Karim💉

grave glen
#

BEAUTIFUL

orchid crystal
#

Que golazo de Benzema

#

Madre mia

grave glen
#

papa benz

late kernel
#

AYYY

#

Papa Karim

storm dock
#

MAdrid 0-1...

#

NOOOO

grave glen
#

YESSS

knotty yacht
#

GOALAZO BENZ

orchid crystal
iron marten
orchid crystal
#

Lets go

grim thicket
#

before you write us off for UCL quarters against PSG, watch the benzema golazo atleast twice

#

that man has magic in his feet

#

GOL

storm dock
iron marten
#

Thank God it's not

#

I'm really grateful

storm dock
#

0-2

#

Wait, it is not in correct position

bitter hemlock
#

papu gomez should've been sent off

iron marten
#

Do you want them to play with 8 men?

storm dock
storm dock
bitter hemlock
#

a lot of sevilla players should've gotten yellows

storm dock
#

Yeees, 1-2

bitter hemlock
#

joan jordan for example

bitter hemlock
#

goal fest

storm dock
half iris
#

¿Alguien aquí habla el español?

plain elbow
#

Yo

#

Y unos cuantos otros también.

storm dock
#

Pero la mayoria del servidor habla ingles

half iris
#

Pues si pero creo que esto es el único canal donde se permite el uso del español

iron marten
#

Ohh

half iris
#

No soy español pero me gustaría practicarlo

storm dock
half iris
#

Y por eso estoy hablando aquí

storm dock
iron marten
half iris
storm dock
half iris
storm dock
#

Ahora será icomodo hablar español e Ingles xd

half iris
#

Un poco jaja

iron marten
half iris
#

¿Sois españoles?

storm dock
half iris
#

¿Ah de donde eres?

storm dock
half iris
#

No no, soy búlgaro

storm dock
storm dock
half iris
#

Si el español no es mi lengua materna

storm dock
half iris
#

Claro que si

#

He vivido en Inglaterra a lo largo de catorce años jaja

storm dock
#

Epico

#

Y porqué decidiste aprender español ?

half iris
#

¿Vives en Nicaragua o no?

storm dock
half iris
#

Pues mi padre habla el español también y siempre me fascina la cultura

storm dock
#

Hablas 3 idiomas entonces ?

half iris
#

Si

#

Quiero aprender más jaja

storm dock
#

Yo aparte de español e ingles quiero aprender Italiano

half iris
#

¿Has visitado a Italia?

storm dock
#

Estás viendo el partido no ?

half iris
#

Ah no

storm dock
#

Yo no eh viajado, solo mis papás y mi hermana

half iris
#

Es un poco parecido al español porque los dos vienen del latín no?

storm dock
half iris
storm dock
storm dock
#

Mi hermana está dónde una Tia

#

XD

#

Tu porqué no vives en Bulgaria ?

half iris
#

Si no vivo en Bulgaria

#

Hoy en día vivo en Inglaterra

#

Pues era menor cuando mis padres viajaron aquí para trabajar

storm dock
#

Osea que eres un adulto ?

half iris
#

Más o menos

#

Tengo 18 años

storm dock
#

XD

half iris
#

El verano que viene voy a universidad

#

Jajaja

storm dock
#

Y que vas a estudiar ?

half iris
#

Algo relacionado a las relaciones internacionales y la geopolítica

#

Depende de cuál universidad me acepta

half iris
#

¿Estas estudiando en una universidad?

half iris
storm dock
half iris
#

Ah pues buena suerte con esta meta

storm dock
#

Gracias, igualmente

half iris
#

Ojalá que seas un periodista famoso amigo jajaja

storm dock
half iris
#

Si, sería genial

storm dock
#

Tu nombre es Kalo ?

half iris
#

Es un nombre greco

storm dock
#

epic

half iris
#

Jaja si

storm dock
half iris
#

No se de la traducción en el español pero en inglés es algo un poco como ‘good John’

#

‘Kalo’ significa simpático en el greco

storm dock
half iris
#

Si posiblemente

storm dock
#

Nice

half iris
#

¿Tienes Instagram? Puedo mandarte un dm con mi nombre

storm dock
half iris
#

Ah no es importante ya que podemos hablar por el discord

storm dock
#

Camavinga was playing good

#

Predictions for the final score of Bilbao vs Madrid ?

storm dock
#

me 2-2 or 1-3

#

I obviously want 2-2 or a Real Madrid defeat

grim thicket
#

another day, another real madrid butt clench victory

#

🥱

grave glen
#

LALIGA COMES TO A CLOSE FOR THE YEAR

Table:

grim thicket
#

atleti not even top 4 and they were favs at the start of the season

ember ruin
#

wild to see Betis and Rayo in the top 4

grim thicket
#

betis makes sense, rayo is truly wild

#

falcao magic

desert saddle
#

oh wait

grim thicket
opal sigil
#

He always do that

#

Just wait till we reach 3rd/4th

#

Then he's gonna crop it out again

grim thicket
#

if you arent in the top 6 there is actually something wrong

#

i hope you understand that atleast

lost plaza
grim thicket
#

for how long?

lost plaza
#

Past 2/3 games

#

Probably longer but I dont even remember at this point

#

It’s beena long month

#

i l

#

icl

plain elbow
#

It’s more of a case that they’re missing their whole team, spiritually. They’re so far off of the level they were showing last year.

lost plaza
#

Yeah

#

No motivation

#

We played so sloppy today

plain elbow
#

Everyone is underperforming.

lost plaza
#

Only one who had any drive was Felix

grim thicket
#

so....

#

even stevens?

lost plaza
#

We already have a backline crisis too icl

grim thicket
#

we have missed benzema past couple games

lost plaza
#

We have to play a holding midfielder

#

At cb

#

:(

plain elbow
#

The worst of the bunch today was Felipe.

lost plaza
grim thicket
fading shadow
#

+8 Hala Madrid

grim thicket
#

and sometimes a RB/CB/LB

lost plaza
#

And Alaba is a beast regardless

grim thicket
#

mhm same

#

exactly, all players on real madrid are beasts, and all players on fake madrid are jokes

#

jk jk

lost plaza
#

Fake madrid 💀

plain elbow
#

Kondogbia is playing in a makeshift position tbf.

grim thicket
#

dont take me seriously

lost plaza
#

He’s a holding midfielder

plain elbow
#

Like, I can’t see how that can go down correctly.

fading shadow
#

Atletico=joke

grim thicket
#

so are barca tbf, a bigger joke

#

no barca fan rn can deny that

fading shadow
#

They lost 4 last laliga games☠️☠️☠️☠️

lost plaza
grim thicket
lost plaza
#

💀

grim thicket
#

not this season tho

lost plaza
#

Always excuses

grim thicket
#

we gonna crush y'all

lost plaza
#

The same excuse

#

Every time

fading shadow
lost plaza
#

“Suarez saved ur asses”

grim thicket
#

excuse? you never beat us once in the last how many years now?

grim thicket
fading shadow
lost plaza
#

Yeah?

#

Sevilla could maybe pull off something special but I doubt ot

grim thicket
#

man i was actually kidding with the whole atletico are a joke thing, but if you rlly think luck is a skill, we got some work to do

lost plaza
#

Nah

fading shadow
#

I dont want to speak about luck when Im Madrid fan

#

But still

grim thicket
#

no wat anybdy catches up

#

this blancos squad is playing on a whole another level rn

#

just imagine when we get mbappe on the right flank

lost plaza
#

And imagine when we get an actual back line of CBs 😈

#

And when we actually have some drive to actually win games

#

Even if it’s vs Granada or Alaves…

grim thicket
#

your cbs have been absent for the past few games, atleti have been playing below par throughout the season so far

lost plaza
#

There’s not much else we need to fix with the actual squad name-wise

grim thicket
#

imo they prolly had the best transfer market of all la liga clubs

lost plaza
#

Yeah

grim thicket
#

and thats what makes their performance even more underwhelming

lost plaza
#

We just need

#

A CB…

#

Lacroix

grim thicket
#

just that wont do imo.....the team just doesnt have it this year

lost plaza
#

If you watch the games you’ll know that’s what we need most tho

#

And we need sum inspiration

grim thicket
#

finally

lost plaza
#

Hopefully this phase ends soon

grim thicket
#

hopefully it doesnt KEKW

lost plaza
#

grim thicket
#

im loving it while it lasts

slender olive
#

I agree

#

The “Rick roll”, anyway

grim thicket
#

gotchu before you could get me

grim thicket
#

you need to change it up a bit

#

old moves dont work

lost plaza
#

Tell this to Simeone

grim thicket
#

simeone is a goat manager

lost plaza
#

I prefer we play a U15 kid at CB over Kondogbia

grim thicket
#

dont insult el cholo

lost plaza
#

I’m insulting Kondogbia

#

… and Cholo’s decision to start him next to Hermoso and Felipe for the past 3 games

grim thicket
#

kondogbia is good

lost plaza
grim thicket
#

it makes sense that if you are playing 3atb you can have the luxury of playing a CDM as a CB....look at casemiro for example

#

he starts at midfield

#

but

lost plaza
#

But we’ve tried for 3 games now

grim thicket
#

during play he almost always drops to the backline to form a back 3

lost plaza
#

And he doesnt turn up at all

plain elbow
#

Simeone has gotten the team out of rough patches before.

lost plaza
#

Kondogbia kept that 39 yr old man onside for the 2nd granada goal today

grim thicket
#

i mean, ofc okay it isnt fair to compare kondogbia to one of the best CDMs of the generation but still

grim thicket
#

casemiro is a cheat code

lost plaza
grim thicket
#

we clearly showed signs of holes without case today

#

camavinga was good, but he needs to learn

#

he is young

orchid crystal
plain elbow
orchid crystal
#

Casemiro could’ve prevented that good

#

Gol*

plain elbow
#

Whilst keeping the same defensive shape.

grim thicket
lost plaza
grim thicket
#

as was benzema's golazo

lost plaza
#

There’s bound to be issues

plain elbow
#

Always

orchid crystal
#

But he had a lot of space there

grim thicket
#

he did yes

orchid crystal
#

Camavinga should’ve closed it down

grim thicket
#

casemiro suffocates ppl

orchid crystal
#

I don’t get the criticism he gets

#

He’s so important for us

grim thicket
#

who casemiro?

orchid crystal
#

Yes

lost plaza
orchid crystal
#

I’ve seen a bunch of ppl critiquing Casemiro this szn

grim thicket
#

well the only thing is he is probably not as good on the ball as his midfield counterparts, but that doesnt mean he isnt important to us

grim thicket
#

but thats prolly coz he was fatigued

#

international breaks and all

#

and copa america

#

btw i got a question fellas, if you had to choose, Xabi Alonso or Casemiro at DM?

orchid crystal
#

Xabi Alonso

#

But that is very tough question lmao

#

But I go with Xabi

grim thicket
#

why tho? i would choose xabi alonso too, but i just wanna know what other people's reasoning is

orchid crystal
fading shadow
#

Xabi is box to box

grim thicket
#

so which do you choose?

fading shadow
#

Different playstyles

grim thicket
#

who would you choose?

fading shadow
#

If I am manager i would choose casemiro bcs i like more his playstyle, hard defensive midfielder

grim thicket
#

xabi used to be a great "hard" defensive mid back in his day yknow

fading shadow
#

I know i watched him

desert saddle
#

I don't want to say that we are winning the league

#

||but we are winning the league||

fading shadow
grim thicket
#

dont jinx it mf

desert saddle
#

calma

orchid crystal
#

We aren’t Barcelona

hazy spire
#

Ferran Torres joining barça?

grave glen
#

Ye

hazy spire
#

Lol

#

Hope he will not get in the injury FC

orchid crystal
hazy spire
#

Hope so

frank robin
grave glen
#

What a terrible signing

#

Do Barcelona even think anymore

grave glen
#

In an inflated market 55m is not that bad tbh

slender olive
#

Gerard is on crack bros

#

You love to see it

#

Fr tho, ferran and de ligt

#

LOL

storm dock
slender olive
storm dock
#

Yes, some people say that he is the Fabrizio Romano of Barcelona

#

I prefer that Barcelona sign De Ligt and no Ferran

slender olive
#

OK WTF WE REALLY GONNA PLAY ANSU CAVANI AND FERRAN

#

WTF

#

We can’t stop with these Ws

storm dock
slender olive
#

But man that is an amazing forward line

#

Also

#

If we can get de Ligt

#

My god

#

did we rob a bank

#

WHERES THIS MONEY COMING FROM

#

WHERE

lucid meadow
slender olive
storm dock
#

Barcelona have money, but we don't comply the fair play of la liga

#

Financial fair play

#

And we also have a 500 million euro credit i think

#

An Arabic company wanted to pay the debt of Barcelona but they didn't said the conditions

lucid meadow
#

that was a false report

storm dock
#

Seriously ?

#

I think it was real

#

But thanks

#

Imagine pay 1,500 million euro

#

LOL

lucid meadow
#

the espai barça project is also being funded by goldman sachs

storm dock
#

I know that

lucid meadow
#

1.5b loan which we have to by the end of 35 years (?)

storm dock
lucid meadow
# storm dock Seriously ?

being a politician, laporta won’t do something that directly competes with his image: negotiating directly with the middle east

lucid meadow
storm dock
#

I think spai barça is gonna be the same

grave glen
lucid meadow
slate kayak
normal idol
#

well

#

atletico so unlucky yesterday

storm dock
#

With a goal of jorge molina

normal idol
#

ye]

storm dock
#

I had reason xd

shadow juniper
storm dock
#

XD

slender olive
#

This man is goated

#

Mateu alemany

bitter hemlock
#

uh, fuck him

#

andd btw guys, ilaix moriba wanted to come back to barca kekw

#

but we rejected him kekw and anyways he only wanted money

#

ye

half lion
#

the fack he’s like 75% offline lol

lucid meadow
#

starter ferran torres, rotation ferran jutgala

half lion
#

we’re paying in installments

lucid meadow
#

can be since both ferran can play as wingers

lucid meadow
bitter hemlock
#

ofc he does, otherwise he's not have come for sergio aguero's retirement press conference

lucid meadow
#

you do know pep has nothing to do with the economics of a player transfer

bitter hemlock
#

take him, we'll get mazraoui

#

for free

#

ok

#

gavi, dembele and nico will sign new contracts soon

#

kekw you mad?

#

he's do well at barca

#

bro...

#

ok

#

btw dest will cost like 35 mill

#

...barca aint doing loans

#

they need da money rn

#

I hope everton sign coutinhp

#

they made coutinho good, but then he got benched

#

he won't play in championship

#

no, barca wanted too much money

#

bayern wanted to pay 50 mill

#

i wish barca accepted

#

tbf, I wouldn't mind coutinho leaving for 10 mill

#

he's just, disapointing

#

his performances

#

idk what it is

#

his confidence went up

#

but

#

just like hazard

#

dembele is getting back

#

he's playing well

grave glen
#

Barcelona just signing flops after flops

#

Their manager is frickin Xavi

#

Massive debt

#

I doubt we ever see Barcelona be good again

#

Ferran Torres was so average at City and they paid 60m for a squad player

slender olive
#

Huh

#

He also has 12 goals in 22 apps for Spain

#

Average eh

#

20 g/a in 43 apps isn’t bad

#

(For Man City)

#

No way he’s a flip

#

Flop

#

Especially since he wasn’t bought to be a starter

grave glen
#

That’s Barcelona’s level now buying squad players looool

chrome slate
#

He wasn't the player Pep preferred

#

So...m

grave glen
#

I'm more curious will they manage to kick out player this time

chrome slate
opal sigil
#

Keep wishing

shadow juniper
opal sigil
#

He'll fit just fine here

#

Coutinho is a whole different story

storm quest
#

Sevilla fans in the mud lol wtf

slate kayak
#

when did barca need help to buy refs

storm quest
#

When their money for refs ran out, which is the case as of right now

grave glen
slate kayak
#

His very first career red card outside Real Madrid.

0 Red Cards in 225 Games with Sevilla & Spain.

26 Red Cards in 671 Games with Real Madrid.

1 Red Card in 3 Games with PSG.

storm quest
#

My goat

slender olive
slate kayak
#

they have lord V

#

wtf? granada beat atleti?

amber garden
#

atleti are shit this season

fallen valley
#

Give the title to Real Madrid already

#

This league is finished

#

As is every other league

#

It will

grave glen
#

Mason Mount is better than every Barcelona player

#

Lukaku will show his worth

slate kayak
grave glen
#

what a goal by joao felix

slender olive
#

ur sayin he's better than golden boy winner pedri

slate kayak
#

mason mount IS better than pedri

#

without barca PR pedri would be a nobody

#

explain to me what is pedri's role

#

go on

rough saffron
#

Barcelona Lyon Marseille

fallen valley
#

Doesn’t make him better

#

Also mount is 22, he isn’t eligible for golden boy anymore

grave glen
#

no idea

slate kayak
#

your fanbase does that for free

#

you could start a lump of charcoal in cm and it would come top 5 in the young players list

grave glen
#

we are that good

slate kayak
#

your propaganda machine is unreal i can't lie

#

not even real can compete

#

How would you rate a player that is:

  1. 8th in goals
  2. 23rd in assists
  3. 8th in g/a
    for the calendar year?
#

a good goal scorer?

#

possibly a world class forward?

fallen valley
#

Wish we had propaganda creators like Barca

#

Our propaganda is being against pavard 24/7

slate kayak
#

and brazo slander

fallen valley
#

Brazzo has been slandered since he took the job in 2017

#

When we were doing shit

grave glen
#

Pedri > all rma youngsters

fallen valley
#

You can convince Uefa that

grave glen
#

and bayern youngsters

#

and chelsea youngstera

fallen valley
#

Clearly you haven’t seen Jamal Musiala

grave glen
#

youngsters

grave glen
fallen valley
#

What are you laughing at

grave glen
#

yeah fati is 10 timea bettee than him

#

times

fallen valley
#

Musiala put your 75m midfielder de jong on his ass

#

And he was playing out of position

grave glen
#

😂😂😂😂

#

u dumb

slate kayak
#

if so then no

fallen valley
#

Vinicius is 21

#

So he counts

grave glen
#

isn t vini 22?

fallen valley
#

No he is 21

grave glen
#

valverde 23?

fallen valley
#

Yes

grave glen
#

sexy

fallen valley
#

Who said valverde is a youngster though

#

He used to be

#

Then he grew

grave glen
#

they really compare him to de jong

#

he is at the same level as pedri

#

not de jong

#

😂😢

fallen valley
#

Valverde also put de jong on his ass couple of times

grave glen
#

😂😂

#

like how de jong made with vini and modric?

#

😂

fallen valley
#

@slate kayak remember we banned de jong propaganda after our game vs Barca

fallen valley
grave glen
#

😂😂

fallen valley
#

Didn’t modric own de jong since then

#

Modric is 36 btw

grave glen
#

nah

#

so you re bayern fan or real madrid fan?

slate kayak
slate kayak
fallen valley
#

Bayern of course

grave glen
#

with 2 faces

fallen valley
#

Fuck real

grave glen
#

nah don t hate big clubs

fallen valley
#

?

#

My dislike for Real Madrid is justifiable

slate kayak
grave glen
#

small club?

fallen valley
#

Yeah like Leipzig

slate kayak
#

only big clubs get hate

#

small clubs get pity

fallen valley
#

But city and psg don’t get pity

grave glen
#

maybe for rivalry?

fallen valley
#

That depends

slate kayak
#

if you support a small club also then fair

fallen valley
#

Bayern has no true rivals itself in Germany

grave glen
#

i support Steaua Bucuresti

#

and Barca

#

steaua never get hate

#

why

fallen valley
#

I support bayern and crvena zvezda

#

Both get hated in their countries

grave glen
#

Bayern hated in germany??

fallen valley
#

Of course

#

It’s pure jealousy

grave glen
#

k

grave glen
slate kayak
#

can we sign your pr team on a free transfer

grave glen
#

we need money

slate kayak
#

ok we will pay

#

let me call brazo

grave glen
#

sure

fallen valley
#

Yeah gotta spread our own pr

grave glen
#

bruh

fallen valley
#

Need that Tolisso prop

#

Out of nowhere

slate kayak
#

yeah this mickey mouse bs isn't cutting it anymore

#

germans cant do marketing

fallen valley
#

Our pr team is so bad we couldn’t even get muller and kimmich nominated

#

For ballon dor

grave glen
#

But lewa was so close to win

fallen valley
#

And he didn’t win because our pr team sucks

grave glen
#

he was robbed for 2020, but in 2021 messi deserved

#

well lewa dont need pr

#

mans too good

fallen valley
#

Poland was asleep during whole ceremony

grave glen
#

but imagine jorginho wins it

#

😬😬

#

siuu

#

he was 3rd wtf

#

well he had a good year

#

only with team

#

yea

#

but it counts

fallen valley
#

Jorginho 3rd was nonsense

grave glen
#

yes sadly

slate kayak
fallen valley
#

Every player needs support and pr

grave glen
#

what is pr

fallen valley
#

Propaganda basically

grave glen
#

bruh

fallen valley
#

Spreading info that makes people believe them

grave glen
#

aa

#

what I thought its publc relation not propaganda

fallen valley
#

Propaganda is part of public relation

grave glen
#

well not directly

fallen valley
#

Bayern fanbase is bad at both so

#

Doesn’t make any difference

slate kayak
#

public relations

fallen valley
#

I wish our public relations were better

slate kayak
#

german pr is abysmal since 1918

fallen valley
#

It could be lack of fans compared to other teams??

grave glen
#

propaganda we short as prop

fallen valley
#

No

grave glen
#

keep

fallen valley
#

Brazzo gets too hated

slate kayak
#

like bvb

fallen valley
#

So what’s our issue then

#

Actually I know what is

slate kayak
fallen valley
#

Our fanbase is busy spreading pr that goes against our own players

slate kayak
#

they have zero understanding of non german market

fallen valley
#

Pavard agenda comes to mind

slate kayak
#

xavi could literally shit in a bun and cules would fight to eat it

#

our fanbase is spoilt, immature and ungrateful

fallen valley
#

I started during dark days

slate kayak
#

after kahn's heroics in 02

fallen valley
#

I started in 2008

#

Wolfsburg won bundesliga

#

And we employed that clown Klinsmann

grim thicket
#

noice

fallen valley
#

Tough

slate kayak
#

that was bottom of the trough

fallen valley
#

Monk I’m sure you remember klinsmann days

#

Awful

grim thicket
#

bayern in la liga thonk

fallen valley
#

We would win it tbh

slate kayak
#

thing with laliga is

#

it has 2 great, 1 good and 1 ok team recently

#

everyone else is mostly dire

grim thicket
#

rn it has 1 great and other shit teams

fallen valley
#

Yes

slate kayak
#

thats true

#

but even at its peak

#

in the 10s

#

teams outside the top 4-6 were trash

grim thicket
#

at its peak it had 3 great, 1-2 good and the rest were shit

fallen valley
#

Well

#

Atletico is debatable

#

Sevilla came along later

slate kayak
#

mid 10s atleti was a brick shithouse

grim thicket
slate kayak
#

pretty much yeah

fallen valley
#

00s Valencia was what Atletico is rn

grave glen
grim thicket
slate kayak
#

but no other league ships 4-6 goals to single players regularly

grave glen
#

la liga outside 1-7

fallen valley
#

I remember Valencia was in two champions league finals in a row

#

Kahn saved our ass against them

grave glen
grim thicket
#

sevilla have always been kings of europa

slate kayak
#

ronaldo when he scored 48

#

scored a full 30 goals against teams no longer in laliga

shadow juniper
#

cent hi p_bongoheart

grim thicket
#

so yeah top 6 in la liga is solid id say at its peak, not rn tho

fallen valley
#

Rn it’s 1 good team

slate kayak
#

barac will still make top4

grim thicket
fallen valley
#

19 dogshit

shadow juniper
#

it is 5 am at your place right?

shadow juniper
#

joining

#

wait

grim thicket
#

gonna watch s2 now

fallen valley
#

@slate kayak tbh bundesliga isn’t any better

#

Bundesliga is 1 good, 17 dogshit

grim thicket
#

2 good teams i would say

#

at most 3

fallen valley
#

No not really

#

Bayern is only one delivering something

#

Rest are asleep

grim thicket
#

well ig dortmund are also meh

slate kayak
#

dortmund are just

#

idk man

fallen valley
#

Dortmund lost to sporting

slate kayak
#

they're like lareal

fallen valley
#

That’s low

slate kayak
#

they'll eventually disappoint

#

no matter what

shadow juniper
#

@grim thicket

fallen valley
#

Bayernliga will exist

shadow juniper
#

check banner too

grim thicket
shadow juniper
slate kayak
#

CityLiga is coming soon btw

grim thicket
fallen valley
#

Dortmund bottled vs kovac

shadow juniper
fallen valley
#

Not really super

#

If you invite clubs like arsenal and Barcelona

grave glen
shadow juniper
#

assana is doing well

grim thicket
shadow juniper
#

surprisingly

#

they are the founding members

#

and they are still here

#

time to throw ceferin in da mud

fallen valley
#

Bro juventus and Barcelona are founding members

#

That’s just finished

shadow juniper
#

agnelli is an idiot tho

#

this one

#

the one who manages juve

grave glen
shadow juniper
#

1st one

fallen valley
#

The first part though

grave glen
#

im 50% factos

fallen valley
#

Bayern tbh can win any top 5 league