la-liga

[inner gorge]

Tf villareal posted

[chrome slate]

https://tenor.com/view/say-what-dunno-shrug-john-krasinski-idk-gif-16557956

[grave glen]

A cryptic message from emery

#wtf #micerebro

What the hell is going on in villareal social media Department

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CWdR9FkrVxp/?utm_medium=share_sheet

Their previous post is also hella weird

[devout geyser]

they are bored

they are having a disastrous season as well

[grave glen]

This guy needs a raise

[inner gorge]

lmaooo

[opal sigil]

😭

[inner gorge]

begging for mercy

https://tenor.com/view/nagelsmann-nagelsmann-heart-julian-nagelsmann-gif-21134069

[grave glen]

Legendary keeper

Oh there's neuer too

[fading ember]

Shared post lol wtf

[viral dew]

Ter statue and Neuer

[analog forge]

Aytekin refereeing Dynamo game

W

We going thtough

[chrome slate]

Barca admin be like: We surrender

[fading ember]

True

[hollow storm]

Madrid admin be like: We suck ass

[chrome slate]

mate, top of the league and ucl group

cry more

[hollow storm]

ucl group with inter and lost to sheriff?? 🤣

lost to sheriff lolll

[chrome slate]

you going to uel so shush

[hollow storm]

only good player in madrid is Vallejo 🥶 🐐

he will score super hatrick today

and then Ancelloti will get off the bench and score 1 tap in 🥶

[chrome slate]

Is that what Koeman said before El Clasico?

[hollow storm]

koeman sucks ass

as a manager

as a player hes debatable

havent seen him play i was born in 2004 so cant judge

[opal sigil]

[slate kayak]

can some1 translate

[hollow storm]

we will lose 1-9 🥶

[slate kayak]

just curious about the plan

you won't lose by much if at all

[hollow storm]

plan wont work

[slate kayak]

1-1 or 2-1

[hollow storm]

inshallah 1-1 i need to get my player upgrade in fifa

for pique

[slate kayak]

maybe but still curious what's written

[ember ruin]

no Barca better get crushed

[hollow storm]

fuck you Penaldog fan

[inner gorge]

bruh

why angry

sheesh

[hollow storm]

im joking

[fading ember]

Chill tf out

[ember ruin]

I'm a Benfica fan

[hollow storm]

im playing with him bro

[hollow storm]

ahaha qatari ? 😳

im from kuwait

[fading ember]

Still
Stop using toxic comments

[hollow storm]

ok

[inner gorge]

sheeeesh

https://tenor.com/view/cherrysticker-gif-19173161

[hollow storm]

bro

u hear about the uae law?

[inner gorge]

yea

[grave glen]

What’s going on 👀

[inner gorge]

like wtf

[hollow storm]

😔

[inner gorge]

like UAE became shit now

wheres the islamic values

[hollow storm]

true bro

[inner gorge]

tf

[hollow storm]

rather go to doha 🥶

[fading ember]

#off-topic btw

[hollow storm]

ok

[fading ember]

Thank you

[inner gorge]

ma bad

[inner gorge]

help us man

[fading ember]

It’s alr

[grave glen]

I’m excited for CL tonight letss gooo

[inner gorge]

help atletico win pls atleast a draw

[inner gorge]

bro pls dont jinx it

[hollow storm]

inshallah Atletico win

🙏🏻

👿

[grave glen]

Atletico with a hard match, as usual

It wouldn’t be atletico otherwise lol

[hollow storm]

I Hope porto lose 🙏🏻

inshallah

[inner gorge]

WE HAVE 1 CB LEFT

LIKE WTF

[fading ember]

Dude
We are begging kyiv literally🤣

[inner gorge]

DFKSFS

[inner gorge]

bro u guys at;eats ucl or uel

[hollow storm]

dont expose broo

[inner gorge]

us is legit r16, uel or bye bye

[grave glen]

I haven’t claimed or predicted anything friend, dont worry

[inner gorge]

no ur confidence jinx it

[grave glen]

A jinx only occurs if i say stuff like

Atletico clear of porto 3-0

[inner gorge]

like last time this atleti fan said milan 0 atleti 3

and we lost

BRO

OMG

we lost

gg

[grave glen]

Haha

[inner gorge]

congrats porto

[hollow storm]

Xavi will become the greatest manager of all time after Rinus Michels

Rinus Michels is the best manager of all time 😔

[opal sigil]

Atleti gotta win today

Or they could finish even 4th

[inner gorge]

pls pray for us and we pray for u

[hollow storm]

🙏🏻

[opal sigil]

🤝

[inner gorge]

spanish should hold their back together

in european competiton

[grave glen]

I was thinking atletico could play with two center backs, and kondogbia playing like a low CDM-helping Cb

Like this

[inner gorge]

in laliga we spit each other

[hollow storm]

anyone against Madrid is a w 😎

[inner gorge]

lol

[grave glen]

CB (vrsaljko) - CB (hermoso
————-Kondogbia———

and then u have koke-de paul

[hollow storm]

Atleti will win 2-1 vs Porto

[grave glen]

Carrasco on LWB

[hollow storm]

Suarez will start

[ember ruin]

No pray for Barca to lose and I'll pray for Atleti to win 👍

[inner gorge]

pay me

[hollow storm]

no

no

Mohammed dont pray for him

pls akhi

[inner gorge]

i like portugese teams

[ember ruin]

How much?

[grave glen]

Mohammed?

[hollow storm]

noooo

[inner gorge]

yes

[hollow storm]

Mohd= Mohammed bro

my name is mohammed too

[inner gorge]

sheesh

Mohd gang

[hollow storm]

drippy name 🥶

[inner gorge]

🍹

[ember ruin]

If you pray for Benfica to win I'll add Mohd gang to my name for a day

[grave glen]

I see

[inner gorge]

instead ill pray for ma exam tomorrow

[grave glen]

Lots of middle easterners here

[hollow storm]

I Hope Kyiv win 🙏🏻

[inner gorge]

we dominate

[hollow storm]

I Hope Kyiv win 🙏🏻
I Hope Atleti Win 🙏🏻

[grave glen]

Some mohammeds are called momo right

[hollow storm]

we are everywhere except Dubai

[inner gorge]

wtf

[hollow storm]

No

[inner gorge]

XDD

[hollow storm]

u cant make a nickname for mohammed

its the most holiest name

[grave glen]

They used to call sissoko that

The liverpool player

[hollow storm]

🤮

[ember ruin]

I hope Benfica win 🙏
I hope Bayern win 🙏

[grave glen]

Momo sisoko

I didn’t make it up

[hollow storm]

I Hope Bayern lose and Cryadoski gets subbed off 31 minute and 53rd second

[ember ruin]

very specific but ok

[grave glen]

U also from qatar lad?

[inner gorge]

hopefully inter wins today

[hollow storm]

No

Kuwait

[inner gorge]

so real gets drawn to bayern

or city

👌

[grave glen]

🙏

inter winning tonight

[hollow storm]

i am a milano fan but in europe i hope inter win 🙏🏻

[inner gorge]

bruuuh

oh

makes sense

i was like hold up thats illegal

[ember ruin]

I mean I hope Portuguese teams win in europe

[hollow storm]

No

[inner gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/cherrysticker-gif-19173161

[ember ruin]

More points so we can move ahead of France

[grave glen]

Girls and horses

[ember ruin]

what

[hollow storm]

Only good Portuguese Player is Eusebio 🐐

[inner gorge]

barca if they recreat 8-2 tomorrow

[grave glen]

I’m just waiting for the games 😩

[ember ruin]

and Cancelo, Fernandes, B.Silva, Ronaldo, Dias etc

They are all good

[hollow storm]

Penaldog shouldn't be there

Dalot only true Portugeese goat

[ember ruin]

-Eibarman pfp

joking

I like Messi

[hollow storm]

i like Penaldog 😎

Penaldo's fav tea is Penaltea 😎

[fading ember]

…

[ember ruin]

[hollow storm]

oh damn

[inner gorge]

lmao

[hollow storm]

city vs rb is in 45 mins

[ember ruin]

going for a RBL 2-3 MCI

[inner gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/uefa-champion-league-champions-league-ucl-football-gif-20719559

[hollow storm]

3-1 imo

[grave glen]

Epic Portuguese legends list:
-Deco
-Pepe
-Carvalho
-Figo
-Ronaldo
-Moutinho
-Rui Costa
-Quaresma
-Nani
-Pauleta
-Bernrdo silva
-Bruno Fernandes
-Ruben Dias
-Cancelo
-Renato Sanches
-Guerreiro
-Éder
-Pedro Goncalves
-Eusebio
-Couto
-Nuno Gomes
-Joao Felix
-Guedes
-Fonte
-William Carvalho
-Jose Sa
-Rui Patricio
-Jota
-Cavaleiro

Ok maybe they are not all legends

[hollow storm]

b silva

been doing good

[grave glen]

But 93% of them are

[fading ember]

Jose sa legend?

[ember ruin]

yes 😎

[grave glen]

That one is probably part of the 7% non-legend bracket yeah

[ember ruin]

lol no

[grave glen]

Cavaleiro too

[ember ruin]

Yeah

[grave glen]

I just remembered that name

And posted it without any thought

But deco is legend

If you come at me with something else I will get physical

[ember ruin]

Portugal hás had some very good players

Very proud

[inner gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/portugal-euro2016-gif-10852558

quaresma would have been better then neymar if he maintained his discipline

atletico u19 are better then the senior squad

@grave glen

[grave glen]

[ember ruin]

They should replace the A team

[torn ermine]

https://twitter.com/FootballFunnnys/status/1468226292210290688?s=20

FootballFunnys (@FootballFunnnys)

Shakira 1991 - Pique 1990 😂

Retweets

285

Likes

1665

Twitter · Dec 7, 2021, 2:30 PM

our man pique 😭

[ember ruin]

[shadow juniper]

No Eusebio, but joao felix

[shadow juniper]

No

[grave glen]

I did

fake news

[ember ruin]

wait he did

[shadow juniper]

Fair

Tf is ruben dias doing there

[ember ruin]

😍

Ruben Dias = 🐐

my favourite defender no bias included

[shadow juniper]

[ember ruin]

ok lots of bias included

[ember ruin]

🐐 😍

[fading ember]

Dude has a decent trophy collection already actually

[shadow juniper]

[ember ruin]

Benfica born

man he's my favourite CB

[shadow juniper]

Mhmm

[ember ruin]

Primeira liga, Portugal Supercup, Nations League, Carabao cup, Premier league

[fading ember]

Yeah

[fading ember]

https://twitter.com/optajean/status/1468276735997210624?s=21

OptaJean (@OptaJean)

30 - Kylian Mbappé scored his 30th Champions League goal, becoming the youngest player to reach this milestone in the competition's history (22 years and 352 days). Fast. #PSGCLU

Likes

179

Twitter · Dec 7, 2021, 5:50 PM

(Posting it here because he is a madrid player basically🥶)

[knotty yacht]

My Player🔥🥶

[chrome slate]

You killed that guy 💀

[karmic jungle]

Porto 🇵🇹 11: Costa; Zaidu, Pepe, Mbemba, Mário; Díaz, Grujic, Vitinha, Otávio; Evanilson, Taremi. Formation: 4x4x2

Atlético 🇪🇸 11: Oblak; Carrasco, Hermoso, Kondogbia, Vrsaljko; Lemar, Koke, de Paul, Llorente; Griezmann, Suárez. Formation: 4x4x2

[bleak swallow]

Rip atleti

Dumb asses didn’t start Felix Suarez slow will get torn up

[torn ermine]

cholo really loves griezmann huh

[bleak swallow]

Griezman ain’t the prob Suarez will be against Porto intensity

[karmic jungle]

Real 🇪🇸 11: Courtois; Mendy, Alaba, Militão, Carvajal; Kroos, Casemiro, Modric; Vini Jr, Jovic, Rodrygo. Formation: 4x3x3

Inter 🇮🇹 11: Handanovic; Bastoni, Skriniar, D'Ambrosio; Perisic, Çalhanoglu, Brozovic, Barella, Dumfries; Dzeko, Martínez. Formation: 3x5x2

[iron marten]

Prediction Bayern v Barca

[slender olive]

1-2

optimistically

Pesimistically

3-0

[iron marten]

My shocking prediction

Bayern München 0 - 1 Barcelona

Xavi masterclass

[slender olive]

LMAOO yeah fair enough

[knotty yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/europa-league-uefa-logo-gif-16209047

[karmic jungle]

3-0 Bayern

[iron marten]

Bro just imagine Barcelona actually plays good

Back in their prime and win 1-3

[torn ermine]

even if that happens, i will still think im in a dream

[slender olive]

Lmaoo

That would be quite a statement

Remember everyone thought we were dead against psg

Yeah we gave them a huge scare in the second leg lol

[bleak swallow]

That was only because of dembele pace imo

[iron marten]

But the chances you guys missed..

[slender olive]

Exactly

Could’ve won 1-6, lmao

[iron marten]

True

It's sad that today's Barcelona can't really compete anymore

[night frigate]

Just need a finisher in the team

[night frigate]

I hope this transfer window changes that

[knotty yacht]

Congrats atleti

[rugged pecan]

tyty

[karmic jungle]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1468344172126085120?s=20

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Real Madrid are planning to extend Luka Modric’s contract until June 2023. The intention is clear since months from both sides - work in progress to reach the agreement. 🔟🇭🇷 #RealMadrid

Modric’s considered key player by Carlo Ancelotti and whole Real Madrid board.

Likes

292

Twitter · Dec 7, 2021, 10:18 PM

[umbral sky]

What’s that?

Oh yeah

The game we just won

3-1

[worldly beacon]

13 Dec going to be a good day for real madrid

[hearty sigil]

So, I made a radar chart, credits to the Discord Barca server from Irish_Barca for helping

what do you guys think?

[stiff fjord]

https://twitter.com/atletienglish/status/1468365159592861699

Atlético de Madrid (@atletienglish)

@Diego_Cybernux @DXanderHalford @ChampionsLeague ratio

Twitter · Dec 7, 2021, 11:41 PM

LOL

[rugged pecan]

LMFAOOO

[grave glen]

not like atleti are winning ucl anyway

good only for their economical side, as for any team

Haters keep hating

LETHAL

[inner gorge]

WE RUCKING WON

WE RUCKING QON

EE FUCKING WON

WE FUCKIN WON WTF

W6F

ETFwtf

WTF

HOW

SIMEONE U LOVELY MAN

AHHHHH

[ember ruin]

ok

[inner gorge]

YOOOOOOOO

YOOOOOO

WTF

GRIEZMAN CORREA AND DE PAUL JUST KISS ME

Kondogbia and hermoso > savic and giminez

[ember ruin]

you see, you scored thrice against Porto but Porto only scored once so therefore Atleti win

[ember ruin]

[inner gorge]

Bro I didn't watch cause I have an exam now

[ember ruin]

ohhh

[inner gorge]

How was the match

[ember ruin]

yeah there were 3 red cards

[inner gorge]

Heatef?

MAN I

[ember ruin]

^

[inner gorge]

Regret

FUCKIN

Ahh

Fucking exam

Hopefully exam.is easy

[ember ruin]

1 red for Atleti 2 for Porto

[ember ruin]

goodluck

[inner gorge]

Porto are dirty players

NGl

They're the ones behind lemars injury and kokes

Bastards

Deserved

Go back to Europa

[ember ruin]

one of the players that got sent off was a bench player lol (Marchesin)

[inner gorge]

40% they caused the injury on us

[ember ruin]

yeah this game was always going to be heated

[inner gorge]

I heard the chat was toxic

Was that true?

[ember ruin]

YOU BET

🍿

entertaining as well

[inner gorge]

Sheeeesh

[vale carbon]

spaghetti mafia

[inner gorge]

Hope all ma atleti fans were tozic

Toxic*

[ember ruin]

it was a mix of everyone

[inner gorge]

https://twitter.com/atletienglish/status/1468365159592861699

Atlético de Madrid (@atletienglish)

@Diego_Cybernux @DXanderHalford @ChampionsLeague ratio

Twitter · Dec 7, 2021, 11:41 PM

[grave glen]

Mate, Carrasco went full on Conor Mcgregor on a Porto player

[inner gorge]

https://twitter.com/alitweedale/status/1468332557259485188?s=20

Ali Tweedale (@alitweedale)

Absolutely vintage Atletico game. Three red cards since half time. Ref has completely lost control, VAR not helping at all. Just brilliant.

Twitter · Dec 7, 2021, 9:32 PM

https://twitter.com/ZachLowy/status/1468333304940318726?s=20

Zach Lowy (@ZachLowy)

This Porto-Atlético game might be the most Libertadores match in Champions League history, I can’t explain it.

Retweets

250

Likes

1748

Twitter · Dec 7, 2021, 9:35 PM

[ember ruin]

[slate kayak]

Griez finally carried tho

[bitter hemlock]

this aged well

[rugged pecan]

probably the worst opinion ever

LMFAOOO

[lucid meadow]

except the unnecessary b’d’or statement everything was much on point

[rugged pecan]

i mean

was it

[lucid meadow]

yeah, he started his career with many injuries and despite the potential and ratings, he wasn’t as relevant as he was in 2008/09 and has been since

[rugged pecan]

oh u mean it in that way

nvm

[grave glen]

gerard pique still have time to win it

[pseudo fossil]

Lmaoooo

Prolly worst take ever in football

[lucid meadow]

how exactly

[pseudo fossil]

Yeah well gerard and ramos won 7 baloon dors so it's a good take

[rugged pecan]

he was completely wrong about messi

[still pagoda]

J league man and grass expert can hold this

[ripe field]

.

[vital kernel]

Kroos

Has world cup

[pseudo fossil]

The best team ever

So many memories

Made me fall in love with football

[ripe field]

shit

ok then

[vital kernel]

[vital kernel]

Ok both don't have this

[analog forge]

Can’t hear you over sextuple and 2 trebles

[shadow juniper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/304909338827554816/918097490320949269/IMG_4621.jpg

[worldly beacon]

W

[grave glen]

the guy who edited this didnt even try

[shadow juniper]

[pine oriole]

16-0

[grave glen]

Villareal ain't that bad

[ripe plover]

When is Braithwaite back tho

[grave glen]

As long as van dijk took before

[ripe plover]

You’re ruined m8

[grave glen]

His knees

Mine good

[bleak swallow]

Know what i find funny griezman on fire in atleti

But couldn’t do that for Barca

and I figured out exactly why

[short thorn]

been doing it for a couple of weeks for atleti now

[short thorn]

hes played for atleti for years, doesnt need much time to settle

also loves his coach there

[grave glen]

griezmann best coach is quique

[opal sigil]

Griezmann was an atleti spy, came here to sabotage us and back to his home

Atleast we'll get 47mil tho😏

[short thorn]

simeone masterclass yet again 😏

[opal sigil]

[karmic jungle]

GOL!!!

BARCELONA

1-0

(Youth League)

[slender olive]

It is judgement day

[plain elbow]

It’s 2-2 now

Nemanja Motika scored for Bayern

[torn ermine]

its judgement day

gg

[pseudo fossil]

Xavi said "winning in munich is not a miracle we can beat anyone"

Culers get ready

For the memes

[slender olive]

Oh no

[plain elbow]

Barcelona is a meme.

There’s no need to ready up for anything.

Anything catastrophic tonight is routine.

[fading ember]

Yeah

Don’t keep any expectations

You will be happier

This team and club is washed for now and the next few years

[grave glen]

[slate kayak]

you're getting a draw

just pray benfica flop

[grave glen]

im just gonna enjoy

[plain elbow]

Bayern lead 3-2 against Juvenile A now.

[grave glen]

sub in gavi

[plain elbow]

Another goal by Nemanja Motika, several minutes ago.

[grave glen]

dude just straight shoot out of the ranks

[half lion]

i support Barca and Dynamo Kyiv

[inner gorge]

https://twitter.com/atletiuniverse/status/1468574085621944332?t=0AQkx-dPh6f_RyywPYVRUg&s=19

Atletico Universe (@atletiuniverse)

💣🚨| Šime Vrsaljko played more than 60 minutes with a broken jaw. He will be operated this Friday. [@Belen_Boli🎖]

Likes

188

Twitter · Dec 8, 2021, 1:32 PM

[grave glen]

how a coincidence

same as me

[bleak swallow]

No atleti has space to play into for most games where as Barca always wants to hold the ball

Means you have to attack against a million guys

While@atleti goes fast transition

And even when they have the ball they try to get it forward fast

[plain elbow]

ffs

diego almeida is coming off with an injury

[lucid meadow]

isn’t he coming back after a national team call-up

[plain elbow]

yep

it was very recent as well

[ember ruin]

NO pray they win

[plain elbow]

If only Ilias was playing for Juvenile A, but he’s with the first team today.

[lucid meadow]

it’s good that he is actually else we’d probably have zero wingers available

[plain elbow]

FT

Second half was pretty boring, Barca’s subs didn’t work out.

[grave glen]

it is what it is

[devout geyser]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1468627377265782788

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨| Official: Real Madrid release a statement agreeing with the statement by RFEF regarding the CVC fund. Both the team and RFEF are in opposition to the LaLiga Impulso project. #rmalive

Likes

539

Twitter · Dec 8, 2021, 5:03 PM

RFEF doing something good for once

[shadow juniper]

Not just us

Bilbao and barca too ig

[grave glen]

yea

if im not mistaken there is another lower league team that declined the cvc

[plain elbow]

Tebas mudded

[worldly beacon]

6-0 bayern lewa scoring 0

[karmic jungle]

Wallpaper Wednesday
Presented by: Atlético de Madrid
Topic: W vs Porto

[ember ruin]

Wallpaper wednesday 🥶 🥵

[grave glen]

Does those who supports the initial cvc deal made any statement about it

[inner gorge]

YOOOOO

[karmic jungle]

@stiff fjord

[ember ruin]

[Matteo Moretto] Joao Félix is very happy at Atlético de Madrid and only thinks about succeeding in the red & white shirt. That's it - https://twitter.com/mattemoretto/status/1468637439539519508?s=21

Matteo Moretto (@MatteMoretto)

Joao Felix está súper contento en el Atlético de Madrid y solo piensa en triunfar con la camiseta rojiblanca. Ya esta.

Retweets

150

Likes

1085

Twitter · Dec 8, 2021, 5:43 PM

[bleak swallow]

Lol yall saw the lineup

Sheesh were so fucked

Rip culers

[cold tide]

There’s nothing wrong with the lineup

[ember ruin]

what's the lineup?

[bleak swallow]

Garcia at cb

That’s enough

[cold tide]

👥| Barcelona's starting XI against Bayern Munich (3-5-2):

ter Stegen; Dest, Araújo, Piqué, Eric García, Alba; De Jong, Busquets, Gavi; Memphis, Dembélé.

[bleak swallow]

and he’s playing the same formation koeman tried against Bayern the first leg

It failed miserably

[karmic jungle]

RUMOUR
João Félix
Atlético Madrid -> Manchester United / Arsenal / Liverpool / Newcastle United

[Cadena SER] [Diário de Tranferências PT]

[cold tide]

Bro what other choice do we have??Lenglet and Umtiti lmaoo

[bleak swallow]

Compared to Garcia ?

Are you actually sane mate the guys. Walking red card

Wtf

Red card and dumb mistakes

[cold tide]

None of them are better Garcia

[bleak swallow]

Lol.

Alright bro

[cold tide]

Lenglet is trash and Umtiti can’t even run

[bleak swallow]

He makes the most mistakes of any defenders we’ve had but hey

[cold tide]

We conceded 8 with Lenglet at Cb a year ago

Garcia isn’t the best but he’s better than Lenglet and Umtiti

[bleak swallow]

Mate I don’t need to argue you’ll see with your own eyes because you literally saw him almost asssit the other team in the last match three times in one game but hey he’s better than lenglet

You’ll see

That’s all imma say

[cold tide]

Lenglet singlehandedly lost us the league last season,conceded 8 against Bayern last year he was also the one the two starting cbs at Anfield if anyone needs to use their eyes it’s you

[inner gorge]

told u AS is a madridsta like marca

they always say some bullshit

[cold tide]

And Im not defending Garca either he’s garbage but he’s way better than Lenglet and no leg Umtiti

[inner gorge]

whenever the derby is close

whenever the madrid derby is close madridsta journal always do some random bullshit

[inner gorge]

fake he litreally said he wants to stay in atleti lol

[karmic jungle]

...
the post was like 10min ago

[inner gorge]

ma guy he aint leaving lol

or pay his 300million clause

unless newcastle does a madness

[bleak swallow]

Yea !!

Fck Garcia

[karmic jungle]

Bayern 🇩🇪 11: Neuer; Davies, Süle, Upamecno, Pavard; Musiala, Tolisso; Sané, Müller, Coman; Lewandowski. Formatiom: 4x2x3x1

Barcelona 🇪🇸 11: ter Stegen; Alba, Lenglet, Piqué, Araújo; de Jong, Busquets, Gavi; Dambélé, Depay, Dest. Formation: 4x3x3

[karmic jungle]

W W W W W
#BarçaToEuropa

[hollow storm]

ucl for farmers

right bro?

[karmic jungle]

no

[hollow storm]

yes bro

uel better

[ember ruin]

Barca's right

UCL for farmers

you should definetely go to europa

that's where the best teams play

and let Benfica pass

[inner gorge]

https://twitter.com/FCBayernEN/status/1468658889344253954?t=vhkNNeo3WcOr1Pf9M47fAA&s=19

FC Bayern English (@FCBayernEN)

Hey there, @Phil_Coutinho! 👋

#FCBFCB

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Twitter · Dec 8, 2021, 7:09 PM

bro

bayern is litreally trolling

man woke up and chose violence

[karmic jungle]

Atalanta 🇮🇹 11: Musso; Palomino, Demiral, Tolói; Maehle, Freuler, de Roon, Hateboer (1); Pessina; Zapata, Ilicic. Formation: 3x4x1x2

Villarreal 🇪🇸 11: Rulli; Estupiñán, Torres, Albiol, Foyth; Alberto Moreno, Parejo, Capoue, Gómez; Danjuma, Gerard Moreno. Formatiom: 4x4x2

(1) -> 1st game in UCL this season

[chrome slate]

https://tenor.com/view/manuelneuer-neuer-robert-lewandowski-lewandowski-fcb-gif-19158223

[karmic jungle]

Salzburg 🇦🇹 11: Köhn; Ulmer, Solet, Onguene, Kristensen; Seiwald, Aaronson, Camara, Sucic; Adeyemi, Okafor. Formation: 4x4x2

Sevilla 🇪🇸 11: Bono; Augustinsson, Carlos, Koundé, Montiel; Rakitic, Fernando, Jordán; Gómez, El Haddadi, Ocampos. Formation: 4x3x3

[inner gorge]

the mcdonalds line at 1pm

[karmic jungle]

[inner gorge]

this aged well

[thin ivy]

Visca Munich

Road to Europa bby vamos

Twitter will initiate #XaviOut in no time

[cosmic parcel]

hey guys i just got back online

are barca winning like xavi said they would?

[slender olive]

No

3-0 loss

[cosmic parcel]

i didnt know they had this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1AWN-ZqGGQ

[grave glen]

Barca Europa league

[fading ember]

First time since 2003-04

[iron marten]

Welcome to the europa league barcelona fans

[fading ember]

Congratulations on winning it in advance btw

[strong forum]

Any ideas when villareal will play?

[fading ember]

Sevilla to win europa

BvB vs Sevilla final

Sevilla to beat BvB

[iron marten]

Tomorrow maybe

[bleak swallow]

So muded man

[inner gorge]

Minigueza was day dreaming

[bleak swallow]

Xavi out

[cold tide]

Laputa will not see the pearly gates of Heaven

[desert saddle]

we carry this league

[iron marten]

No you don't

I can predict the future

[prisma swift]

like you predicted that we will lose vs bilbao

[iron marten]

Ouhh that was a close game though

[still pagoda]

Sevilla out?

[prisma swift]

in UEL

[iron marten]

Yes we bottled it again

Europa league again

[still pagoda]

You will probably win it

[iron marten]

Man I'm sick and tired of Uel

Hopefully we will finish top 4 this season and go in ucl again

[fading ember]

#7 loading

[bleak swallow]

I want anyone but Bayern or Liverpool

[desert saddle]

@iron marten congrats

You are gonna win your favorite trophy

[iron marten]

Yeah you're probably someone who started supporting Liverpool after they've won the CL

[grave glen]

Barcelona first time out of r16 since 00/01

Yikes

[bleak swallow]

Barca should buy Ikone imo he’s mbappe from eBay

[iron marten]

Yeah well stop making calls such as "imagine being in the europa league" when your club was also part of it once

[red jay]

@grave glen ter statue masterclass 🔥

[cosmic parcel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhFr4dqsxmQ

[grave glen]

just woke up

didnt even watch

[fallen valley]

La Liga is dead

although so is Bundesliga

we carry that dead league

and Real seems to carry La Liga

[grave glen]

dont care if theyre dead

gonna watch anyway

[slender olive]

Milan, man United, Dortmund, atletico, all of these clubs were in the Europa league

[grave glen]

no

[grave glen]

no

[slender olive]

Let’s just hope it’s not for more than one season

[fallen valley]

are you trying to make yourself feel better

[slender olive]

Sort of

[grave glen]

Typical fifa player talking

[fallen valley]

if Bayern went to Europa

I would be gone for a month

at least

[grave glen]

why

[fallen valley]

because seeing Bayern in Europa would take half of my life out of me

[grave glen]

don’t bother with the fifa player @grave glen speaks poop

[slender olive]

why is it that atletico always shithouse UCL knockouts lmao

[grave glen]

the lad has a poopy mouth

bruh

[red jay]

ur idolo ter stegen shit

[grave glen]

well he is

not that great anymore

but we have no better option

[fallen valley]

Ter Stegen is shite

not even top 50 gk

[red jay]

norberto neto

[fallen valley]

I am not even joking

@red jay Sane what a goal

[red jay]

ter statue tax

[grave glen]

thats a long list

[fallen valley]

what about

Ter Rorist

Ter Laden

[red jay]

[slender olive]

That’s too far

[grave glen]

[fallen valley]

ok too far

but Ter Rorist

[red jay]

Ter static

[slender olive]

Ter stegen is a professional football player

Why are you comparing him to terrorists

[mellow light]

Ter stand N watch

[fallen valley]

so is Sterling

[red jay]

wut

he's the greatest ever english winger

[slender olive]

Like sure go ahead and criticise him for not doing enough but don’t call him a terrorist smh

[mellow light]

[fallen valley]

better than Rooney?

[grave glen]

Birb Pigeon has absolutely no clue of what he says

[red jay]

rooney winger

[grave glen]

He gets info from Fifa and youtube highlights

[red jay]

[fallen valley]

I dont even play Fifa

[grave glen]

The lad said greatest ever winger and you reply with Rooney

smh

[mellow light]

Sir Stanley Matthews clear

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-leave-gtfo-get-out-of-here-gif-6207127

[fallen valley]

Sterling is a better goalkeeper than Stegen tbh

[mellow light]

[red jay]

true

[grave glen]

Not you bud

[grave glen]

pique is a better goalkeeper than ter statue

🥶

just watched ngl

that was a shit gk @red jay

lets swap gk

[shadow juniper]

Hi

Barca in europa

[shadow juniper]

[grave glen]

the europa anthem fire tho

[shadow juniper]

[ember ruin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WT6XoMf8oI

[unreal bloom]

That Guy | Retired is AFK: work - 9 minutes ago

[red jay]

ye we'll swap steffen for ter stegen

[unreal bloom]

That Guy | Retired is AFK: work - 11 minutes ago

[iron marten]

Sick and tired of these fucking glory hunters

[ember ruin]

?

[desert saddle]

free trophy for y'all

[robust pawn]

oh god this depression

[ember ruin]

oh god this happiness

[bleak swallow]

How do people not realize what a gem Ikone is

[mellow light]

Uefalona pack hitting nicely

[bleak swallow]

What competition y’all in again

Completely forgot haven’t seen y’all in ucl

[mellow light]

DC unfortunately

[mellow light]

The lilie player?

[bleak swallow]

Yeah mans a wish mbappe imo

[mellow light]

Being a wish mbappe ain't bad

+he's only 23

[ember ruin]

still buzzing after todays win

[bleak swallow]

Yeah watch Lille highlights form today mans amazing

[pine oriole]

I'm buying it

[grave glen]

This squad makes it obvious that messi made the difference

Gonna take a long time to be among the top clubs again

Structure wise and financial wise

[torn ermine]

never ever in my life i would listen to europa league anthem

[slender olive]

It’s low-key a banger tho

[torn ermine]

fr

europa league is clear anyway

[opal sigil]

Factos👀 👍

[grave glen]

Factos👀 👍

[chrome slate]

Barca fans before: UEL anthem is so garbage

Barca fans after crashing out of UCL: UEL anthem is so cool.

[grave glen]

Real Madrid fans:

[chrome slate]

I'm speaking factos

Just get a grip

[grave glen]

need the 2 emoji

[frank robin]

lol

[slate kayak]

so real fan speaking 📠

[slender olive]

ratio

[ripe field]

😔

[chrome slate]

It's not twitter mate, don't do this. -_-

[chrome slate]

Wait they didn't mention how many goals Messi scored against RMA before leaving? They run an agenda against RMA

[desert saddle]

ngl UEL anthem is fire

[unreal bloom]

That Guy | Retired is AFK: b2work - 12 minutes ago

[chrome slate]

https://twitter.com/BarcaTimes/status/1468746510900908039?t=q58dhvr2KHb-ftXPsaIg4A&s=09

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes)

📻[ @partidazocope🥇] | Barcelona will lose 20 million euros + a loss of money from sponsorships due to the failure in the #UCL

Likes

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Twitter · Dec 9, 2021, 12:57 AM

[opal sigil]

F

[shadow juniper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/173554823633829888/918336895472246804/20211209_083227.jpg

aged well

[desert saddle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/687228472539611156.png?size=96

[shadow juniper]

tweeted back in 2k17?

[desert saddle]

4 years later

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/687228472539611156.png?size=96

[shadow juniper]

we have more trophies in those 4 years too ig

[pseudo fossil]

We're just going down and down

[shadow juniper]

https://mobile.twitter.com/ElChiringuitoEN/status/1468750636355407875

El Chiringuito in English (@ElChiringuitoEN)

This is Juanma Rodríguez's world and we're all just living in it. https://t.co/0mt0SmKtEh

Retweets

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Likes

2220

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Twitter · Dec 9, 2021, 1:13 AM

[chrome slate]

Fun fact: If Barcelona fail to win their play off games, you won't even see them in UEL QFs

[desert saddle]

wait

so where will they go

Conference League?

[chrome slate]

Crash out

No Europe for them if that happens

[desert saddle]

imagine they dont qualify for even UEL

nah but I hope they win the playoffs

need to see them in Europa

[chrome slate]

They will have to play against some big teams, like Dortmund

Haaland will destroy them

[desert saddle]

how do these qualifications work

[ripe field]

dortmund are prolly better than us

if haaland is there

[pseudo fossil]

Better. So we wont get thrashed 3-0 by Leicester then lol

[ripe field]

leicester are wack

[pseudo fossil]

West Ham 3 - 0 Barca FT

[ripe field]

look at where they're standing

[ripe field]

this might happen tho

[pseudo fossil]

Leicester matches are always tricky

Dont underestimate

[chrome slate]

https://twitter.com/EuropaLeague/status/1468717722892705794?s=20

UEFA Europa League (@EuropaLeague)

#UEL knockout round play-off draw:

𝗦𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗱
Betis
Rangers
6 more teams TBC

𝗨𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗱
Barcelona
Dortmund
Leipzig
Porto
Sevilla
Sheriff
Zenit
1 more team TBC

Retweets

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Twitter · Dec 8, 2021, 11:02 PM

[pseudo fossil]

Especially with barca lmao

[chrome slate]

Barca are screwed

[desert saddle]

https://i.gyazo.com/2e015c7aeb2af1fbc4754611594174b1.png

lmao

ok Barca better get someone like Zenit

[pseudo fossil]

Barca should just sell the club to a 40 year old virgin oil sheikh

[chrome slate]

Just look at the names. If Sheriff can win against us, they will tear Barca apart @desert saddle

[pseudo fossil]

This squad is 10 years behind in football

[desert saddle]

their only hope is Zenit

ok ngl I hope they qualify

imagine them in UEL

wait

[pseudo fossil]

We're going to the conference league

[desert saddle]

can teams from same nations play each other

in this

or no

[chrome slate]

For La Liga's sake, I do too....but it's funny AF

[desert saddle]

can someone like

[chrome slate]

In play offs? I think so

[desert saddle]

Leipzig and Dortmund play each other

yeah in playoffs

[pseudo fossil]

Busi is like

"We have the necessary squad to win the europa league"

Lmao

[desert saddle]

ok wait

I just examined the teams

Leipzig beat City

Porto beat Milan and tied to Atleti at first

Dortmund is 2nd in Bundesliga and almost beat Bayern

Sheriff beat Real

[chrome slate]

@desert saddle > Teams from the same association could not be drawn against each other.

[desert saddle]

Sevilla are Europa League kings

[pseudo fossil]

Yes if we get one of em we're not qualifying

[desert saddle]

and Zenit tied against reigning UCL champions

Barca might actually be worst team on that list

[desert saddle]

aw

[pseudo fossil]

Barcelona coming in with 2 goals in 6 matches

Even fred from united is more efficient than us

[fallen valley]

kek

[chrome slate]

Winners will go to knockout stage....and losers? UECL

[bitter hemlock]

nah

[desert saddle]

REALLY?

this means

Barca to UECL?

[bitter hemlock]

the europa league this year is gonna be 🔥 how did sevilla not qualify for the R16 of the UCL?

[chrome slate]

I read that on Wikipedia. Iirc, Barca can even land in UECL

[bitter hemlock]

they wanna win europa league again?

[bitter hemlock]

no, he meant steven gerard

[unreal bloom]

That Guy | Retired is AFK: b2work - an hour ago

[desert saddle]

[chrome slate]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-the-dark-knight-laughing-crazy-creepy-gif-17500235

[bitter hemlock]

I have a feeling, that if barca get good form, they'lll win europa league (i wouldn't bet my money on it)

[grave glen]

No shit

Ain't no way I'm serious about pique being in balon dor contentions

[bitter hemlock]

Man, i don't think i'll watch any europa league game for barca

too hard to watch

in the europa league

[grave glen]

Bruh

[analog forge]

[grave glen]

It's still football

[analog forge]

I will
This season we renovate

[grave glen]

It's still barça

[bitter hemlock]

ye...depends, but now barca won't play shit teams, and is there R16 or R32?

[grave glen]

I couldn't watch it because of work bruh

[fallen valley]

ngl Europa anthem might be better than UCL anthem

[bitter hemlock]

R16, right?

[grave glen]

[fallen valley]

[grave glen]

Its more modern but ucl is classy

[analog forge]

Crows>>pigeon

[bitter hemlock]

i couldn't watch barca bayern bc my parents said i have school the next day, so i can't

[fallen valley]

im joking lol

[grave glen]

Both are jammers tho

Try listen to it

First time listening to it yesterday

Thought it gonna be some opera

[bitter hemlock]

the ruropa league song is average,i have only heard it once, when i was doing a borussia monchengladbach career mode on fifa

[grave glen]

[chrome slate]

Maybe UECL?

[storm quest]

Teams that get dumped out of UCL into europa dont have to play Ro32

[bitter hemlock]

UECL is so bad, if tottenham don't win, i'll laugh

[grave glen]

They might not qualify

[bitter hemlock]

even tho i don't have the right to

[chrome slate]

Barca might land in UECL

[desert saddle]

Tottenham winning a trophy

[grave glen]

Tottenham didn't play last night

[bitter hemlock]

bro- there are 23 games to go in la liga for them

[desert saddle]

if you dont make it through playoffs for UEL

you will land in UECL

[storm quest]

Wait really

[slender olive]

Oh shit

[storm quest]

What is elim quali

[chrome slate]

I am talking about UEL playoffs. If they lose in that, they will crash land to UECL

[bitter hemlock]

my prediction for la liga top 4:

1. Real madrid
2. Sevilla
3. Atletico Madrid
4. Barca

[desert saddle]

so Barca can technically make it to UECL this year

[slender olive]

Hopefully

[bitter hemlock]

there's a play off?

[desert saddle]

yes

[chrome slate]

Yeah you dillweed

[desert saddle]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/jbBw3vUUlC8Cx8Sz8dvT4i6psaltm1RR9HXorxwnKsc/https/i.gyazo.com/2e015c7aeb2af1fbc4754611594174b1.png

[bitter hemlock]

i thought it's only lay off for the ones who finish 2nd in europa league

[chrome slate]

Read the format pal

[desert saddle]

can I read full format

I need link

[chrome slate]

Just search UEL PLAYOFFS @desert saddle

[bitter hemlock]

Sheriff are shit now, their a one game wonder

[chrome slate]

Wikipedia article will turn up

[bitter hemlock]

@chrome slate when sheriff won against madrid, it brought me memories of shaktar last season

but now....

[chrome slate]

We still qualified

[bitter hemlock]

ig-

[chrome slate]

We had so many injuries

Oh god

[bitter hemlock]

Bayern gonna win UCL

[chrome slate]

Yet Zidane clutched it

Wikipedia

[bitter hemlock]

bayern should've won 6-0 against barca, ngl

they missed 2 tap in-s

Imagine playing in the UECL 💀

[chrome slate]

I am talking about the events past that

Read the playoffs article

[bitter hemlock]

either dortmund sevilla, barca or west ham will win the uel imo

[chrome slate]

UEL?

[bitter hemlock]

ye

sry

i made mistake

Bayern, madrid or man city will win ucl

[desert saddle]

we wont

we arent ready yet

[bitter hemlock]

Next yr, if barca's better players return from injury, we have a chance of op 4 and winning uel

madrid can beat psg

Fun fact: Madrid have won 2 UEL trphies, and barca have won none

but i get ur point

[desert saddle]

we won UEL in 90s

[fading ember]

80’s actually

1985 and 1986 to be specific

Atletico have thrice 2010,2012,2018

Sevilla 6 times ofc they kind of own this competition lol

Valencia and Villarreal have 1 europa league each

[deep crystal]

What actually is happening to barca

[fading ember]

Decline/transition

[deep crystal]

Ik

[fading ember]

Kind of what you people were going through in 2014-2016

[deep crystal]

Is barca still broke

[fading ember]

We are going through that rn

[fading ember]

Ye

[fading ember]

Actually worse tho because you still had money lol
Through which you signed mane

But yeah sportingly you can compare it to your 2014-2016 period

[deep crystal]

If it wasn't for the Gerrard slip

Shit I meant 13 14

13 14 lfc could have won it

[fading ember]

Yeah 13-14 you were good

[deep crystal]

14 15 we were 6th

[fading ember]

14-15 and 15–16 you were kinda bad for your standards

[fading ember]

Finished third in ucl group below basel

[deep crystal]

Ik

[fading ember]

Knocked in Uel ro32

[half lion]

Scourge dont u hv a test

[fading ember]

Finished

[half lion]

o

ok

i just completed my learning of world map

👍

[fading ember]

Cool

[deep crystal]

The other 4th team in cl could have overtook us at 14 15

But we still went to europa

[fading ember]

Yeah ludogorets

[deep crystal]

Beskitas beat us at europa

[fading ember]

13-14 you were exceptional
Should have won the prem
But gerrard slip and crystanbul happened

[unreal wasp]

Is this the first time Barca is playing uel?

[fading ember]

Na

Last time was in 2003-04

[unreal wasp]

o

[fading ember]

Almost every big club has played in UEL/UEFA cup(it’s old name) as far as I know

[deep crystal]

Lmao I still remember this:

[deep crystal]

Anyone?

[analog forge]

Oi lads dw we winning UEL

[bitter hemlock]

Sevilla were born to play europa league

if they really wanted to qualify for R16 of ucl

they'd have won vs rb salzburg

[bitter hemlock]

Barcelona is on muller's black list smh

[bitter hemlock]

Are you sure bout' that?

[analog forge]

As sure as I was about winning Against bayern

[fading ember]

True lol

[bitter hemlock]

They should concentrate on ucl more than uel

bc winning uel for sevilla rn, is not really an achievement

[bitter hemlock]

Lmaoo

[plain elbow]

just got home, nearly 2am around here.

decided to work 7 hours overtime after all the rage from that match.

[thin ivy]

Barca fans will finally stop mentioning how shit we are without Ronaldo 😭 😆

[slate kayak]

real are doing fine tbh

ucl semi + league title during a rebuild

[bitter hemlock]

bruh, we stopped mentionning that since the 19/20 season

[desert saddle]

https://twitter.com/BarcaUniversal/status/1468707943579279363?s=20

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal)

Busquets: "We have the necessary team to win the Europa League title."

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Likes

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Twitter · Dec 8, 2021, 10:23 PM

[bitter hemlock]

tbf, ya'll just need to get younger mids, and maybe a good RN (that doesn't get injured every 3 games)

[desert saddle]

[desert saddle]

Mbappe, RB, and CB coming next summer

[bitter hemlock]

if all barca's players were fit, defo

[desert saddle]

I feel like you are underestimating the teams there

[bitter hemlock]

yes, the only player you'll have to buy is at Rb

[desert saddle]

no we need a CB

[bitter hemlock]

ik, but lets be honest

[bitter hemlock]

you'll get rudiger for free

and mbappe for free

[desert saddle]

Rudiger I am not convinced by

he is a back 3 player

not a back 4

[bitter hemlock]

he's better than nacho

btw, what happened to ferland mendy?

[desert saddle]

Nacho is more versatile

[desert saddle]

he is still here

[bitter hemlock]

is he starting games?

[desert saddle]

yes

[bitter hemlock]

ik, but age

ur midfield is ur oldest part of ur starting XI

[desert saddle]

we already have 2 young midfielders lined up

Valverde and Camavinga

we will need to find last one eventually

but midfield isnt what we are lacking rn

[worldly beacon]

Yeah experienced one

[bitter hemlock]

why tf, did you not give odegaard playing time

[desert saddle]

Odegaard is a CAM

we dont play with CAMs

[bitter hemlock]