What he did to shakhtar back line was brutal too
#la-liga
thin ivy
still pagoda
He had Mingueza and Ter Stand n watch on strings
trail swift
^^
still pagoda
Nah it's not true
prisma swift
@thin ivy ur deluded
still pagoda
He can agree if HE wants but La Liga has a minimum wage per year
thin ivy
<@277689203205079041> ur deluded
About what
prisma swift
how is dani alves gonna pocket vini
when he gave hard time to skriniar
ONE OF the best cbs atm
tulip glade
skriniar is 26 yet hes been playing for like forever
inner gorge
Good good how u been brotha
prisma swift
skriniar is 26 yet hes been playing for like forever
its bc he broke out early
last birch
bruh
still pagoda
Why deleted
fading ember
plain elbow
Well, that was quick.
thin ivy
Y was my pic taken down
inland hound
https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1459212478622097411?s=21
Bro wtfđ
fading ember
He is 38 so yeah
inland hound
He is 38 so yeah
Wat abt his fitness ?
last birch
he can be a mentor for the defence
inland hound
Able to play 90 mins or?
fading ember
Able to play 90 mins or?
No ofc
opal sigil
He'd just he there to uplift the dressing room
And help in other areas
We need a person like that
analog forge
I mean considering that he is going to be so much important in the dressing room and important figure for dest he should at least be getting 100âŹ
But fr respect
tulip glade
đ
stiff fjord
Wut is this?
A Twitter (app) tweet (form of post) saying the Brazilian Football (Sport) Player Dani Alves will return to football club Barcelona and has agreed to be paid 1 euro per week.
plain elbow
Well explained, Lucas.
inland hound
A Twitter (app) tweet (form of post) saying the Brazilian Football (Sport) Playe...
â
plain elbow
fading ember
A Twitter (app) tweet (form of post) saying the Brazilian Football (Sport) Playe...
đ
tulip glade
To explain Bartemeou's time at Barcelona to someone just tell them that because of him Barcelona ended up having to replace Dani Alves with Dani Alves
fading ember
To explain Bartemeou's time at Barcelona to someone just tell them that because ...
Pain
fading ember
https://twitter.com/elchiringuitotv/status/1459181710894108717?s=20
Se lo merece, su actitud es totalmente pobređŻ
DeberĂa arreglar su mentalidad pronto si quiere hacer algo de su carrerađ€·ââïž
fading ember
Mucho lesiones
Es cierto, pero siento que todavĂa hay un pequeño rayo de esperanza
Si obtiene disciplina, tal vez pueda revivir su carrera, aunque sĂ en este momento no parece probable
thin ivy
https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1459224351643947013?s=21
Holy fuck
Dest getting benched lol
native sandal
undone fable
Guys I know its Alves announcement but how does it relate to him?
tulip glade
mentality monster
undone fable
@tulip glade how does good crazy relate to him?
tulip glade
<@715235322329563198> how does good crazy relate to him?
(Alves announcement for people who don't understand)
undone fable
@tulip glade no I understand
I just don't understand how it relates to him
đ
Like Where's the reference
@tulip glade Also are you fastfati lmao?
fading ember
tulip glade
<@715235322329563198> Also are you fastfati lmao?
nay
tulip glade
https://twitter.com/fcbarcelona/status/1459250266012897297?s=21
good crazy
tulip glade
dani alves standing next to right backs better than him
random summit
fading ember
empty willow
Xavi getting the band back together
thin ivy
Alves brining back proper shithousery to barca
grave glen
Nice Dani is back
Now we have someone to slap those crybabies to sense and play football
fading ember
Now we have someone to slap those crybabies to sense and play football
đŻ
He maybe washed as a player
But him being in the dressing room should have a positive effect
broken cobalt
My boy Dani gonna slap some cute faces in the next months
grave glen
Dani Alves is fantastic idea
Zlatan for Milan
Dani for barca
Will have same effect
(Hopefully)
fading ember
It wonât have any effect on the pitch imo
But will be good for the dressing room probably
grave glen
He can definitely work as a sub for second halves anyways
Trust me
I bet heâll create some chances, maybe even score some goals
And win matches in the second half
fading ember
Hope so
Letâs see
grave glen
Dani Alves is one of a kind winner
Truly a legend
If Cristiano can keep up
And zlatan too
I think we ought to believe Dani could potentially do so aswell
Weâll see
mellow light
I think we ought to believe Dani could potentially do so aswell
He's washed
jovial plover
Nice Dani is back
I was first against this move honestly but I'm glad it happened in the end
Because i thought dani just wanted to come to get more money like he did at Sao Paulo but it doesn't seem to be the case
ripe plover
Because i thought dani just wanted to come to get more money like he did at Sao ...
He could go to any other team instead of Barca if he wanted the money
slender olive
slender olive
He's only taking 1 euro a week or so i heard
Lol 1 euro a week
I wonder what hes gonna spend it on
probs gonna spend it on some chocolate
broken cobalt
True I think Dani will have a similar impact of Zlatan coming back to AC Milan
Even tho he will not play that much (Like Zlatan)
But dayum stop the cap
I donât believe he gets 1⏠a week
jovial plover
I donât believe he gets 1⏠a week
Me neither honestly 
broken cobalt
dani alves coming back is useless
Look at what Zlatan return did to AC Milan, even tho he didnât play that much. Itâs all due to mentality when you have a young team.
broken cobalt
Itâs true lmao
He crazy as hell but I love him
Doing this just for the love of his club
broken cobalt
Pionel Pepsi can only take notes
amber schooner
We have arrived
half lion
Pionel Pepsi can only take notes
tbf Alves alr is a multi millionaire lol
but at the same time
so is Messi
ig ppl want money than others đ€·ââïž
grave glen
If araujo does tiktok like that, I trust lenglet to handle our defence
half lion
That's Lacroix
that's fake Lacroix
amber schooner
I know
mellow light
If araujo does tiktok like that, I trust lenglet to handle our defence
Lacroix is actually good tho
grave glen
What is a lacroix
ripe field
Lol 1 euro a week
he has to take a minimum of 1k
grave glen
Can Barca just buy Diaz or stone
Barca defend is weak
Cash
Need those to buy either one
grave glen
mingueza is also ok
He's okay
dim sonnet
Why does barca need cash when they have dest
vital kernel
almost got me there 
shadow juniper
still pagoda
Can Barca just buy Diaz or stone
đ€Ł
prisma swift
Can Barca just buy Diaz or stone
they are 1.4Bn in debt
thin ivy
Barca broke
bitter hemlock
Can Barca just buy Diaz or stone
lmao, we only have 10mil đ
grave glen
Mingueza, Gavi, Nico, Ansu Fati
No thatâs you sweetie
Who wins la liga this year?
inland hound
Mingueza, Gavi, Nico, Ansu Fati
Ansu and Gavi is
inland hound
Yes?
grave glen
Oh shit lmao i misread the lads question
Just woke up
I thought he was asking for good la masia youngsters
grave glen
Mingueza, Gavi, Nico, Ansu Fati
None is overrated
Real Madrid overrated players:
Mendy, Courtouis, Militao, Rodrygo
frank robin
We are financially underperforming
ur bankrupt
frank robin
Real Madrid overrated players:
Mendy, Courtouis, Militao, Rodrygo
benzema, vinicius, modric, kroos and carvajal
grave glen
Atlético Madrid best players: Entire 25 man squad
No we are slowly in a trajectory upwards from bankruptcy
grave glen
benzema, vinicius, modric, kroos and carvajal
No those are legit amazing
frank robin
Atlético Madrid best players: Entire 25 man squad
grave glen
No those are legit amazing
I have to be unbiased at least sometimes
frank robin
lmao
frank robin
the better one
prisma swift
benzema, vinicius, modric, kroos and carvajal
prisma swift
Mingueza, Gavi, Nico, Ansu Fati
gavi and fati have been overhyped by barca fans
grave glen
Gavi is 17 and playing in the starting lineup of spain, playing nations league finals
He is rated properly
Not even overhyping
And fati is Barcelonaâs main attacking weapon
Thats all we have
I think they are both rated properly as per their performance and quality
Sergino Dest is overrated, imo
And roberto
grave glen
Sergino Dest is overrated, imo
The guy not consistent
(Coaches overrating) not fans
He just signed a renewal đ
Idk what managers see but oh well i guess they know more ball đ€·
We have no players anyway
Gotta keep them for a while
prisma swift
Gavi is 17 and playing in the starting lineup of spain, playing nations league f...
a 17 year old bojan was getting starts in 09 barca
also he has been average this month
and underwhelming vs RM
prisma swift
And fati is Barcelonaâs main attacking weapon
he can't stay fit for his life now
grave glen
Comparing Bojan to Gavi lol
prisma swift
Comparing Bojan to Gavi lol
gavi is a cam
and came through as a cam
both are number 10's
grave glen
While both having done Cam type positions, they are different types
This month he didn't even play in cam
Bojan is much fonder of the wings and verticality
Whereas gavi is more of a central passer
Bojan was not playing with the coaches confidence and consistency like Gavi in 09â either lad
Neither in NT or barca
He was never unquestionably in the lineup
Gavi has been ever since he came up
prisma swift
NT manager was a madridista
and barca 09 were irreplaceable
and he still managed to get mins
grave glen
Bojan just didn't fit other system than Barcelona
Plus he have mental issue with anxiety I think
Poor guy
grave glen
Wait Dani Alves play at Lb or cm
half lion
Wait Dani Alves play at Lb or cm
RB
grim thicket
Good good how u been brotha
im great man!!
ripe plover
Wait Dani Alves play at Lb or cm
Rw
half lion
Is he going to play on Barcelona b
u heard of rotation?
grave glen
Rw <:mesi:783406664690171924>
Damn poor dembele đ he going to play for hospital fc
ripe plover
Damn poor dembele đ he going to play for hospital fc
Barca actually have like 4 right backs now with Roberto dest mingueza and now dani AlvesâŠ
So dani Alves isnât brought to actually play tbh
half lion
injury crisis
magic swallow
hes old anyway
grim thicket
quick question...how many useless veterans who dont contribute on the field does a team need before they can say they have enough
grim thicket
imo 3 is 2 too many
grim thicket
we alr hv Alves
y'all also alrdy had pique
half lion
he aint useless
grim thicket
cmon, he is a minus defender at this point of his career
and he isnt a striker despite what koeman thought
all he got is his lesdership skills
grim thicket
you still got a few Cbs
grave glen
And the funds
grim thicket
araujo, mingueza, lenglet and all
grave glen
The other cb are underperforming
Araujo injured
Mingueza pushed to rb
Dest played lb and rb
And now injured
grim thicket
Mingueza pushed to rb
where he is getting killed by pacy wingers
mingueza is a much better option at CB than at RB
grave glen
Yea but couldn't fit everyone
Still need to fill other positions
Umtiti revival incoming
Hope so
shadow juniper
Real Madrid overrated players:
Mendy, Courtouis, Militao, Rodrygo
just name the whole team
grave glen
Umtiti 2016 version incoming
shadow juniper
grim thicket
i mean, the team sure is subpar, but that doesnt mean you keep playing 35 yos who arent contributing anything on the pitch except for being a vocal leader
that aint the way to go
you think we would be playing modric this often if he played the equivalent of what pique does for barca?
shadow juniper
cent 
grim thicket
hola subzi!!!
grave glen
We have terrible fate with injury
This season in particular
Fellas
Lads
Folks
Girls
Ladies
Others
I have a prediction for barcelonaâs season, I know 100% it wull happen
Démbélé will be injured
Proceed
Already bruh
He will get fit
And injure himself again
grim thicket
wow nice prediction
grim thicket
its like my curry prediction rihht @shadow juniper đ
shadow juniper
grave glen
2-3 matches after he is fit
Gonna pin this
grim thicket
curry gonna score....dembele gonna get injured
grave glen
I have another prediction
fading ember
Hmm
grim thicket
those are universal truths
inner gorge
im great man!!
Noice
grave glen
French bum
inner gorge
Real winning laliga
grave glen
Which is lemar
inner gorge
Its obvious
grave glen
Lemar is goated
grim thicket
so does sevilla
inner gorge
Scored at 91min and that person quit the game
grave glen
Lemar > Hazard
Which one
inner gorge
Idk why barca plays well on black Jersey
grave glen
Eden âXXL friesâ Hazard
inner gorge
And shit on the regular one
grave glen
We're not racist
inner gorge
Lemar is underrated
Him and felix and suarez are sick together proved it in the barcas game
grave glen
Except griezmann probably
Eden âFamily Pizzaâ Hazard
Griezi is a lovely lad
Wait if messi and Ronaldo retired who will be next goat
grave glen
Wait if messi and Ronaldo retired who will be next goat
Joao Felix
grim thicket
mbappe
grave glen
Wait if messi and Ronaldo retired who will be next goat
None of the 3 are
Probably Mbappe and Haaland
inner gorge
Bruv we will look scary if llorente and lemar comes back with felix and suarez and grizi on front
inner gorge
Wait if messi and Ronaldo retired who will be next goat
Lewa will take the spot for 3 years and then retire
Then neymar I guess
grim thicket
I think fati and gavi as we overrate our players
fati is great, or was, but gavi is def overrated
just coz he got a name that rhymes withh xavi đđ
inner gorge
Gavi got faaast recognition then pedri lol
grave glen
Mason Greenwood Ballon D Or winner in 2024
After OLE wins treble
Gavi younger
(Prediction)
Still a bebĂȘ
[trolling]
Let the kid learn to walk
Gavi should technically be in highschool haha
The lad was 16 last summer
He is
Let him breathe
inner gorge
After OLE wins treble
Didn't united spend over 1B pounds since SAFs departure and didn't even win the PL
grave glen
We spent a few hundred millions to get closer to administration
grim thicket
wdym thats it
inner gorge
I mean 1B should get u 69 UCL
grim thicket
the carabao cup is the most importsnt trophy there is
grave glen
Why this feel so gay
inner gorge
Why this feel so gay
Ramos in the thumbnail
grave glen
I mean 1B should get u 69 UCL
Good maths
fading ember
Gavi is younger than my little brother wtfđ
inner gorge
Good maths
That's not math that's meth
fading ember
I am feeling old
grim thicket
theyll all prolly choose to kill ramos lol
grim thicket
I am feeling old
ew boomer
inner gorge
Gavi is younger than my little brother wtfđ
grave glen
How old are u lad? @fading ember
inner gorge
Lemme guess his 48
fading ember
How old are u lad? <@!278430579379142667>
20
inner gorge
Bruh
inner gorge
Still young
inner gorge
For me 25+ is old for me
fading ember
You play football?
No
fading ember
For me 25+ is old for me
O
grim thicket
yeah ikr boomer!!
fading ember
If u reach 25 ur a dad
inner gorge
Hmm true
grim thicket
wtf why
grave glen
If u reach 25 ur a dad
I think it's 30
grim thicket
i think its 50
inner gorge
Overpopulation
Durex will appreciate u
grave glen
wuf
fading ember
anyway best player in spain 2008-2012
If you had to pick only one
inner gorge
I think it's 30
Hmm
grave glen
anyway best player in spain 2008-2012
If you had to pick only one
Xavi no doubt
inner gorge
anyway best player in spain 2008-2012
If you had to pick only one
Messi that 91 goals in one year
inner gorge
Wait Spanish?
fading ember
Messi that 91 goals in one year
I meant national team
inner gorge
Inesta
grave glen
Xavi, Iniesta or Casillas
fading ember
Xavi no doubt
Yeah either him or andres for me
grave glen
Perhaps Torres or Villa aswell idk
grim thicket
could make a case for villa too yeah
grave glen
Xavi is the best midfielder i ever saw no cap
grim thicket
Perhaps Torres or Villa aswell idk
nah torres was dropping off right around that time
grim thicket
Xavi is the best midfielder i ever saw no cap
you didnt see luka modric play?
inner gorge
I want barca to feed us with more barca players so we can win more laligas
grave glen
anyway best player in spain 2008-2012
If you had to pick only one
For me I think casillas
grim thicket
đ
inner gorge
Modric came to life around 2014
grim thicket
but honestly i think modric has got there
grave glen
Donât get me wrong, Modriç is also a legend
grim thicket
maybe surpassed it
inner gorge
Nope man was with spurs god knows what he was doing there
grave glen
But 1. Came up a bit later 2. Xavi is just unparalleled to me
fading ember
Nope man was with spurs god knows what he was doing there
He was good for them
grave glen
Xavi at Barças prime was just a machine
grim thicket
Nope man was with spurs god knows what he was doing there
you can say that for any spurs player
fading ember
ModriÄâs longevity is what impresses me actually
inner gorge
Kross and modric comes after xavi and iniesta no doubt
fading ember
ModriÄâs longevity is what impresses me actually
He is like 36
grave glen
ModriÄâs longevity is what impresses me actually
Agreed
fading ember
He is like 36
And still playing at the highest level
grave glen
Kroos longevity is also fucking impressive
grim thicket
and still an undisputed starter when fit
inner gorge
Imagine if he stayed at spurs him and eriksen would have formed a sick duo faaaaam
grave glen
Kroos has been in the football elite since 2007
grim thicket
kroos is just 31 man
fading ember
How old is kroos?
grim thicket
he has just been here for so long
grim thicket
30-31
fading ember
Hm kroos still has 3-4 years left in him I guess
grim thicket
he is like one of those players who hasnt had a peak but been amazing throughout a verg long career
grave glen
Imagine if he stayed at spurs him and eriksen would have formed a sick duo faaaa...
And Gareth Bale đ
Imagine that
inner gorge
grave glen
Gareth Bale - Eriksen - Modric - Kane - Son
And yea when will zlatan and Buffon retired
inner gorge
And Gareth Bale đ
With son and kane beside him sheesh
grim thicket
how tf did pep see no value in kroos ill never know
25m for toni kroos was the best deal
inner gorge
how tf did pep see no value in kroos ill never know
Pep sometimes overthinks
grave glen
Pep likes controversy he loves it
Everytime he comes to a team he sells some emblems
In city he sold hart, benched aguero and never liked him
grim thicket
and kroos was even a wc winner at that point
grave glen
In barca he sold eto and dinho
grim thicket
scoring goals like this
grave glen
https://tenor.com/view/toni-kroos-gif-21063368
Liverpool at that time is shit
inner gorge
Serious question though if simeone leaves on 2024 who tf finna replace him
grave glen
He likes control and remodeling his squads
inner gorge
Liverpool at that time is shit
Injury won ngl
grim thicket
like....thats literally and impossible goal
inner gorge
like....thats literally and impossible goal
Bend it like kross
fading ember
Madrid had sold xabi & di maria
While buying james & kroos in 2014
Kroos was an amazing business, but james dipped after one good season
grave glen
like....thats literally and impossible goal
But it happened so it means its possible
grave glen
https://tenor.com/view/toni-kroos-goal-fifa-world-cup2018-gif-12078495
Reus assist damnnn
grave glen
Busquets vibe
inner gorge
Mans hella underrated
grave glen
Reus actually loyal
fading ember
Itâs kinda sad actually
grim thicket
Madrid had sold xabi & di maria
While buying james & kroos in 2014
Kroos was an...
by that time carlo had left and zizou was in, and he didnt like low workrate players like james
grave glen
Not like Lionel Petrodollarsmessi
grave glen
https://tenor.com/view/toni-kroos-goal-fifa-world-cup2018-gif-12078495
And yea Germany lost in group stage like what the hell
grim thicket
thats the reason he didnt do well with us
grim thicket
And yea Germany lost in group stage like what the hell
they won the wc that year didnt they
grave glen
Not like Lionel Petrodollarsmessi
Just call him bum for short
fading ember
Itâs kinda sad actually
That the biggest trophy reus has won is pokal
inner gorge
Not like Lionel Petrodollarsmessi
Messi's psg salary could save barca ngl
If he spend his salary on barca
grave glen
they won the wc that year didnt they
That 2018
inner gorge
Invest on it
grim thicket
That the biggest trophy reus has won is pokal
3 ucls say whaaaaaat
fading ember
3 ucls say whaaaaaat
Wait reus was linked to Madrid?
fading ember
oh lol
grim thicket
i need to put down the glass
inner gorge
Klopps teeth when he was at dortmund was a misery
grim thicket
wait reus never won a bundesliga?
fading ember
wait reus never won a bundesliga?
Yeah never
grave glen
Wait rly?
grim thicket
what about those klopp teams? wasnt he a part of those?
grave glen
Was reus in gladbach when dormtund won?
inner gorge
He was
fading ember
what about those klopp teams? wasnt he a part of those?
He joined in 2012
inner gorge
Wait
grave glen
Damn
grave glen
Reus has not won anything
half lion
Reus has only won DfB Pokals
inner gorge
Could have gone to bayern and came back to dortmund
grave glen
Bayern has won the bundes ever since 2012/13 i think, right
fading ember
He joined in 2012
BvB won BuLi in 2010-11 & 11-12 reus joined in 12-13
half lion
but anw back to the topic this isnt #bundesliga
grave glen
OK whos winning laligs
Yes, sorry mod
inner gorge
Yes, sorry mod
Autocorrect is having a good time ngl
half lion
Yes, sorry mod
wrong ping+im a mini mod
inner gorge
Mini mod
grim thicket
how mini are you
inner gorge
How can I apply for that job
grave glen
wrong ping+im a mini mod <:mesi:783406664690171924>
Nah
inner gorge
Do u guys get paid?
grave glen
Bruh
inner gorge
I'll be happy with 1$ everyday
grim thicket
smh snitches!! amirite guys? 
half lion
How can I apply for that job
when applications apply
grave glen
Ok best player of la liga past 10 years that did NOT play in either Madrid, Barca or Atletico lets go
grave glen
Ok best player of la liga past 10 years that did NOT play in either Madrid, Barc...
Nabil Fekir
inner gorge
Ok best player of la liga past 10 years that did NOT play in either Madrid, Barc...
Parejo or gaya
inner gorge
Gaya is underrated
half lion
Ok best player of la liga past 10 years that did NOT play in either Madrid, Barc...
Aduriz
grave glen
Muniain
half lion
David Silva good shout
grim thicket
aduriz is a fucking legend
half lion
Parejo
grave glen
David Silva good shout
Nah
grave glen
Iñigo
grim thicket
diego lopez played for real
inner gorge
Didn't man play with real
grim thicket
same for alcacer with barca
grave glen
I don't even remember the question
grim thicket
lol
grim thicket
i have feeling players like oyarzabal are gonna make the cut one day
if they dont swap teams
inner gorge
Isak doe
half lion
Oyarzabal shld join Barca
grave glen
Sociedads best players
grim thicket
barca dont have money to sign him
half lion
Real Sociedad hv a top 20 squad in Europe
grim thicket
for sure
inner gorge
Want them to win europa
grave glen
Real Sociedad hv a top 20 squad in Europe
Yeah, i dont like their defense though
half lion
Real Sociedad shld aim for Europe imo
grave glen
Gorka elustondo is shite
grim thicket
so does villarreal imo, and danjuma is an amazing signing
inner gorge
So Spain still dominates European cups
half lion
Real Sociedad and Villarreal shld be the 5th and 6th teams
inner gorge
If united won last time they would have ruined the record
half lion
they shld aim for Europe
inner gorge
Now we have won 20 times
grim thicket
they just love to park the bus and draw games
villarreal got a tough group tho
in the ucl
inner gorge
they just love to park the bus and draw games
Want them to destroy united badly
grim thicket
so they might as well be finding themselves ine europa
grim thicket
Want them to destroy united badly
same, but they got beat last time :(
grim thicket
Ronaldo magic
grim thicket
oh they showed that in the europa final and the super cup final lol
they are def capable
inner gorge
Super cup they were unlucky asf
grim thicket
yeah very unlucky
that shouldve been a dub for them
and yknoe the funny thing
villarreal got better coz valencia self destructed
by giving em parejo and coquelin lmao
grim thicket
its like if we decided to give marcos llorente to atleti
grave glen
Fucking Lim
grim thicket
wait oh shit we did that alrdy
grave glen
horrible human
fading ember
Hm
grave glen
Anyways why the hell pinto retired for become a rapper
Lil Pinto straight outta la masia
fading ember
Valencia has a Al Thani 2.0
Malaga vibes
grave glen
Okay second question: Best atletico player the past 10 years?
fading ember
Okay second question: Best atletico player the past 10 years?
Koke
grim thicket
koke
grave glen
Good answer
grim thicket
yep
fading ember
Koke has been Consistent af
grim thicket
no saul shoutouts?
inner gorge
Koke and saul
fading ember
no saul shoutouts?
Was shit last season wasnât he
inner gorge
Koke is underrated his legit the heart of atletico in the mid
grim thicket
Was shit last season wasnât he
yeah but over the last 10, id say he is good enough for a shoutout
inner gorge
He created like over 150+ passes against osasuna which gave us a late goal
His the man
fading ember
yeah but over the last 10, id say he is good enough for a shoutout
Yeah
grim thicket
also, nobody remembers gabi :(
grave glen
GodĂn is one of the best centerbacks in history
inner gorge
Saul from 2014 to 2020 was amazing
grave glen
People underrate him so badly man
fading ember
Btw speaking of reusâs trophy cabinet also reminded me
Griezmann has never won La Liga too
grave glen
also, nobody remembers gabi :(
Gabi Alonso?
grim thicket
uhh gabi hernandez
grave glen
And griezi at one point was top 3 players in world when in atleti
grim thicket
the former atleti captain
inner gorge
Gabi was a leader tbh
grim thicket
he was a leader
fading ember
Gabi is remembered more for his captaincy
inner gorge
He fits to become a head coach
grave glen
He reflected choloâs values 100%
fading ember
Gabi is remembered more for his captaincy
Than as a player
grim thicket
Same with juanfran, and filipe
career highlight of juanfran would always be missing that pen tho
inner gorge
Cholo looks pissed whenever theg play but his like the kindest man whenever in the dressing room and he consults the players even with 10000 errors
grim thicket
right before ronaldo stepped up
grave glen
Btw speaking of reusâs trophy cabinet also reminded me
Griezmann has never won ...
At least Griezi has world cup, unlike Reus
Poor reus
grim thicket
no
grave glen
Injury
grim thicket
reus was injured
grave glen
Just before
fading ember
At least Griezi has world cup, unlike Reus
Yeah lol
fading ember
Reus have it
He was injured
grim thicket
wasnt part of the swuad
inner gorge
Bruuuuuh how unlucky that dude is
grim thicket
rlly unlucky, got injured right b4 the wc
fading ember
Reus has only won DFB pokals and supercups in his career
grim thicket
but who knows maybe germany wouldnt have won with him
reus was in the form of his life before the injury tho
grave glen
Bro⊠götze đ
grave glen
Reus has only won DFB pokals and supercups in his career
And win 2017 longest injury trophy
He was so good back in the day
Now he plays in PSV
đ
jovial plover
Hi guys
tulip glade
Poor Reus man
grim thicket
brief tenure back in dortmund
jovial plover
Why are we talking about Reus in la liga just asking
grave glen
True
Back to la liga questions
Best la liga goalkeeper outside of the big 3?
This season i mean
grave glen
Unai Simon is one
fading ember
Idk simon maybe
grim thicket
dmitrovic but he hasnt played well at all
grave glen
Rayo?
Is this supercopa cup?
He stopped a pen recently
Oh thats dimitervski
Dimitrovic is second choice in sevilla
fading ember
Is this supercopa cup?
Friendly match in remembrance of maradona
grim thicket
Dimitrovic is second choice in sevilla
he was supposed to be first choicr
isnt working out well
grim thicket
dmitrovic was technically better, he just isnt performing rn
grave glen
Also
Granadaâs Luis maximiano
Is so good
He will become world class
Remember this
grim thicket
Is this supercopa cup?
3am??? bruh
fading ember
Asian/Australian moment
hollow kestrel
What I dont understand about Dani Alves getting paid 1⏠per week is, dont they have a minimum wage restriction?
inner gorge
wait its that real?
hollow kestrel
Thats what Im asking too
broken cobalt
Dani joined barca
Everyone knows already
grave glen
jovial plover
What I dont understand about Dani Alves getting paid 1⏠per week is, dont they h...
If he actually does my respect is
Stonks
cyan knot
What I dont understand about Dani Alves getting paid 1⏠per week is, dont they h...
U SERIOUS
1âŹ
lucid meadow
i donât think la liga allows something that but the contract is still said to be pretty low on finance
fading ember
La Liga does give exceptions to its laws at times
Like a few players over the age of 30 are exempted of the compulsory release clause law
cosmic parcel
Dani Alves came to replace Messi at number 10
ripe plover
Dani Alves came to replace Messi at number 10
True heâs gonna play right wing đ„
lucid meadow
slow
jovial plover
Guys guys!!
I'm a guy*
grave glen
slate kayak
Barca begging post expiry players to play for free is peak
lucid meadow
okie
grave glen
slate kayak
fading ember
https://twitter.com/reshadrahman_/status/1459546707008569347?s=21
Donât want him
He can stay in Liverpool
Midfield isnât a place of concern anyway
grave glen
https://twitter.com/reshadrahman_/status/1459546707008569347?s=21
Project old barca players returned lol
I hear Giovani dos Santos is free
grim thicket
What I dont understand about Dani Alves getting paid 1⏠per week is, dont they h...
la liga wage restrictions are like, the players offered contract has to be atleast 50% or above the players' previous contract, and iirc dani alves was playing in brazil for free
so no issues there
that is also the reason barca were not able to extend messi's contract since even at 50% of his previous, they were over the cap
grim thicket
đ
what doesnt make sense is....why are people so excited about him signing with barca lol
he is a 38 yr old who was way past his peak even at juve
the most he can provide is some locker room presence and mentoring
slender olive
what doesnt make sense is....why are people so excited about him signing with ba...
Experience in the dressing room
grim thicket
but is that rlly so exciting?
y'all are acting like you signed haaland or something
jovial plover
He's our legend of course we'd be happy
slender olive
Iâm not
jovial plover
And he's not going ot be able to play until January
He's going to coach the players and bring more experience
grave glen
Dani Alves will have the zlatan effect on barca lads
grave glen
Remember this
grim thicket
again, i understand all the locker room experience and all that, but thats not rlly that big a deal....barca alrdy had veterans like that in pique, busi, alba
grim thicket
you dont rlly need half your squad to be 35+ for the younger players to be mentored well
grim thicket
hey, whoever you are
jovial plover
again, i understand all the locker room experience and all that, but thats not r...
True true
But again
jovial plover
He's an old friend of Xavi and he's legendary
stiff fjord
Happy birthday Lucas
đ€Ą
jovial plover
I'm happy to see him back that's it
grim thicket
if you ask me, dani alves is a roster filler, and xavi got him coz he is a friend
grave glen
Didnât Dani win đ olympic medal just this summer
And kind of trashed spains left flank with his runs
grim thicket
dont think he is gonna provide too much of value in terms of mentoring that your current veterans dont alrdy do
grave glen
Busi, Pique and Alba are mentally downtrodden currently
stiff fjord
.
grim thicket
And kind of trashed spains left flank with his runs
got more to do with spain being shit than dani alves being great
grave glen
Dani Alves will come with his brazilian energy and winning mentality and infect the whole spirit
empty willow
Dani Alves will come with his brazilian energy and winning mentality and infect ...
I hope he could have some sort of effect similar to zlatan at milan
empty willow
đ
grim thicket
zlatan is breaking records at what, 43?
stiff fjord
40
empty willow
Heâs 40
grim thicket
all dani alves has done at club football level that past few years is share vibes at brazilian serie a
empty willow
all dani alves has done at club football level that past few years is share vibe...
And zlatan went to mls
empty willow
He didnât do it single handedly lmfao
grave glen
Zlatan is cray
grim thicket
i never said he dribbled past 11 players every single game and got them to the ucl
but he was a star of the squad
empty willow
I never said that either
grave glen
Dani Alves is also the most title winning player in history btw
grim thicket
I never said that either
you just implied i said he got them there single handedly
grave glen
47 or sum
empty willow
you just implied i said he got them there single handedly
I was implying that you were saying he was the main reason they got to ucl
grim thicket
milan had ups and downs last season
and the downs were mostly when zlatan was out
he was the only consistent player there, the rest were good dont get me wrong, but he was the leader and star of the team
empty willow
Zlatans biggest contribution to milan wasnât on the pitch btw
grave glen
If we draw I'm out
empty willow
I just said that dani alves could hopefully bring some sort of similar impact of what zlatan is doing
grim thicket
If we draw I'm out
i mean, we lost so technically you should draw them atleast đ
empty willow
We shouldnât talk about zlatan here lol
grave glen
Aight I will be atletico Madrid fan if Barca draw
grave glen
Aight I will be atletico Madrid fan if Barca draw
Generation z fan in a nutshell tbh
Jk
grim thicket
nobody will know the difference
grim thicket
and burn the barca badge
grave glen
I have no real club in europe đ
I support all clubs
if they play well
Same but not real Madrid
grim thicket
thats more like it
hollow kestrel
again, i understand all the locker room experience and all that, but thats not r...
I think Xavi wants to bring back the old mentality of the locker room since the other veterans are supposed to focus more on the games and how they play and Dani will only focus on bringing the energy up and since his personality is very enthusiastic I think itll work
slate kayak
Dani Alves is an all time rb, Zlatan is barely a top st of his generation
You literally have no idea about footy if you disagree
And shouldn't be allowed opinions honestly
half lion
Dani Alves is an all time rb, Zlatan is barely a top st of his generation
Zlatan is top 7 STs of 2010s
slate kayak
Pretty much yeah
Dani Alves is top 3 rb all time
You see how these are not the same
grave glen
Zlatan has played in 3 decades
jovial plover
Dani Alves is an all time rb, Zlatan is barely a top st of his generation
Wdym? Have you seen his stats? Stats doesn't mean much but he's one of the top scoring players iirc 5th biggest scorer of all time that hasn't retired
I'm talking about Zlatan
grave glen
@slate kayak so?
slate kayak
Dani will always be a bigger deal for his position than Zlatan will ever be
jovial plover
<@336375140592123904> so?
You said zlatan is "barely" top st of this generation
slate kayak
He is
slate kayak
What don't ypu get here?
fading ember
Suarez
Lewandowski
Benzema
AgĂŒero
all clear of zlatan
Heck maybe Cavani & higuain too
slate kayak
Half of zlatans rating is his personality
half lion
Suarez
Lewandowski
Benzema
AgĂŒero
all clear of zlatan
Heck maybe Cavani &...
Higuain no, Cavani debatable
slate kayak
Overall Higuain no
Cavani is kinda there
Only argument for Zlatan over Cavani is longevity
fading ember
Yup
slate kayak
And cringe interviews
fading ember
I rate prime HiguaĂn a lot actually
slate kayak
Yeah but he fell off hard
fading ember
I rate prime HiguaĂn a lot actually
Dude was overhated
orchid crystal
@slate kayak no wayyy youâre arguing with ppl about Zlatan
đđđđđ
fading ember
Dude was overhated
Never got respect
jovial plover
Suarez
Lewandowski
Benzema
AgĂŒero
all clear of zlatan
Heck maybe Cavani &...
No, Suarez and Lewa are but that's it
Those two are not
They're great players but not better
jovial plover
He literally scored more than them
orchid crystal
He literally scored more than them
So goals mean heâs better?
By this logic ronaldo > Messi
jovial plover
I mean can they play till they're 38?
slate kayak
How do you know they won't?
fading ember
Thatâs longevity
jovial plover
So goals mean heâs better?
By this logic ronaldo > Messi
Nah i stated before that stats don't mean much
fading ember
Thatâs longevity
Sure zlatan has more longevity
slate kayak
No1 used stats at all
jovial plover
But imo he's better than those two
fading ember
Sure zlatan has more longevity
But has he had a better career than AgĂŒero and Benzema?
slate kayak
Sure but he doesn't make a top10 all time list of strikers
@fading ember aguero maybe Benzema no
jovial plover
How do you know they won't?
Aguero is already looking like he'll retire and Benzema will not be in top-flight at 38
fading ember
<@278430579379142667> aguero maybe Benzema no
Yeah
orchid crystal
You saw how Benzema carried us in laliga 19/20 with Ramos. Has Zlatan ever carried his team to a league title (excluding psg)
jovial plover
Benzema?
He's not going to play till 38 in top flight imo he's not the kind to do that
fading ember
Zlatan is a great player and all but is getting very overrated
slate kayak
Anyway dani and Zlatan are in different stratospheres in terms of relevance to their position
jovial plover
I see your point guys anyways
slate kayak
Which was my original point
jovial plover
True
grave glen
Philip Lahm is also an all time great RB
jovial plover
Agreed
grave glen
donât forget him
slate kayak
Yes
jovial plover
True
slate kayak
Top 3 is cafu Lahm dani, in some order
slate kayak
Yep
grave glen
Zanetti and Cafu are two other good mentions
jovial plover
So they took him
jovial plover
Zanetti and Cafu are two other good mentions
True
slate kayak
Cafu is top 3 for me
grave glen
Zanetti was absolutely fucking brilliant
jovial plover
Maicon is also great but not top 20 even
I just love Maicon
So let's mention him
grave glen
I saw him play a lot, and in some ways i prefer to him than dani
Pupi Zanetti was such a diligent, hard working leader
jovial plover
Zanetti was absolutely fucking brilliant
Agreed
grave glen
Never tired, always in position
jovial plover
Hopefully Hakimi becomes like that too
grave glen
Oh yeah Maicon was cool
fading ember
Alves Lahm Cafu zanetti
grave glen
He was insanely good in 2010 when inter won the CL
slate kayak
This barca under Xavi seems way too much of a Disney story
fading ember
Alves Lahm Cafu zanetti
All great RBâs
slate kayak
Over or under on Puyol showing up
grave glen
But not consistent
jovial plover
This barca under Xavi seems way too much of a Disney story
This Barca the last 5 years seemed like a shitty creepypasta written by a 9 year old
Hopefully it gets better
orchid crystal
All great RBâs
Carlos Alberto too
fading ember
Carlos Alberto too
Think of that back then djalma too
orchid crystal
Think of that back then djalma too
Yep djalma santos is also an all time great
People forget them because they were so old
But they were very good players
fading ember
Yeah
grave glen
Its so diffcult to compare decades
slate kayak
Yep
slate kayak
There's massive stat inflation since the 00s