la-liga

[slender olive]

Damn

[tender delta]

Barcas fan be wildin

And the fact that the b team interim manager could actually make some good promotions

Can’t wait to see aranda collado and rodado

And if we manage to get kounde

We should play him at rb

[slender olive]

Is he a rb tho

[tender delta]

I mean he was kind of converted

A cb but used rb

[dusky stream]

No, it won't

[dusky stream]

Seems like a massive waste of his abilities

[cold tide]

The Streets will never forget Prime KoemanBall

Unfortunately it was ruined by a dumbass international break and Roberto coming back

[slender olive]

he was actually good for a couple games

[cold tide]

What games??The moment he came back we started losing points

[mellow light]

Lmao

[slender olive]

I mean Koeman

[cold tide]

Yeah he was at one point last year ofc he was helped by the fact that Messi was in great form

[slender olive]

Uhuh

[mellow light]

Felix 🐐

Slandering felix should be a crime against football

[grim thicket]

felix 🤮

now arrest me

[hearty sigil]

What.

How did Barca lose to RAYO VALLECANO.

HOW.

😂

[tender delta]

Who cares Koeman got out

[hearty sigil]

Wait, he got sacked now?

Is Xavi going to become the new coach?

[grave glen]

By conceding a goal and not scoring

[grave glen]

Yes

[grave glen]

So far nothing is confirmed and Sergi Barjuan is the interim manager

[viral dew]

Xavi is gonna be most likely

[covert monolith]

xavi after we play kiev

things still need to be finalized

[jovial plover]

why are we not trying to get gallardo though?

[grave glen]

He said before he doesn't want to I think

Plus only a madman will come in this time with full knowledge of our club financial state

[jovial plover]

agreed

[jovial plover]

and that mad man is xavi

also barjuan ig

[grave glen]

Sergi probably have no choice

He's the barça b coach

Just want to see if there's a change of lineup by him or he uses koeman's template

[jovial plover]

i hope he does something new and promotes some barca b players

[grave glen]

[jovial plover]

and plays puig

i hope

[grave glen]

Barça b players already there nico, balde and gavi isnt it

[jovial plover]

true but we have no depth

[grave glen]

There's one more lb I forgot his name

[jovial plover]

and i'd like to see other players play more too

balde

[grave glen]

Not balde

[jovial plover]

?

[grave glen]

Forgot already

Was good in friendly before

Sergi just appointed for barça b this season

He is also still adjusting

But got the main job

[jovial plover]

yup i know

[grave glen]

Pimi waited seasons just to get fired in the last minute

[jovial plover]

i am not expecting much from him

our old board was terrible

[grave glen]

Yep

[tender delta]

Solano

Ask me any question I know a lot of Barca b players

Or uur talking about mousa ndiaye or igor gomes

Or ur talking about mika marmol

He was a left back but this season a center back

[grave glen]

Oh I'm totally wrong

He's a right winger

But plays on the left in that game I watched

Mortimer

[tender delta]

Nils mortimer

Honestly he should learn how to pass faster he’s more of a dribbler then passer and we need tiki taka

[tender verge]

if we win vs granada we are out of relegation

[tender delta]

Wait were on relegation zone?

Oh ur talking bout levante

[jovial plover]

we're going to be at this rate

lol

[grave glen]

No need tiki taka just need basic combination of forward passes

[torn ermine]

just need effective passes that actually lead to chances

[grave glen]

Yea

[slate kayak]

who is koeman replacement

[grave glen]

Sergi Barjuan as interim

[graceful spindle]

xavi made a visit or something

dunno if he actually becomes coach but still

[slate kayak]

who is sergi

and signing xavi will be a mistake

[grave glen]

Barça b manager

[graceful spindle]

yea idk if they actually do xavi

[slate kayak]

ok

you still need an interim

[graceful spindle]

coincidental probably

[slate kayak]

imo

[grave glen]

Yep

[slate kayak]

until the finances get fixed

no top coach will want this dumpster fire rn

[grave glen]

Unless a madman came

[slate kayak]

only bielsa might agree

cant think of anyone else

[grave glen]

Bielsa hmm

[slate kayak]

he's crazy enough to do it

y'all burnt your bridge with ernesto badly

[grave glen]

Yeah but he's also crazy enough to leave anytime

[slate kayak]

anyone crazy enough to join will be crazy enough to leave

[grave glen]

Ernesto made a book and living happily now

[slate kayak]

hah

[grave glen]

Not sure when he'll comeback to football

[slate kayak]

is he done with managing

[grave glen]

Not sure

Have beard now that's all I know

[tender verge]

@inner gorge the ref it wasn’t blind lol

It’s only that you are crying

[frank robin]

oh no

[graceful spindle]

crap

[grave glen]

He got muted for this?

[jovial plover]

poor dude

[fading ember]

No

And don’t talk about others mutes or punishments

Move on✌🏻

[jovial plover]

poorn't

[frank robin]

forgot scourge had mod

lol

[chrome slate]

[grave glen]

Been free from mutes for so long

But what important is Barça gonna be back soon

[inner gorge]

Wasn't blind eh? For some reason atletico doesn't have VAR anymore and people call us VARtletico

[grave glen]

[inner gorge]

Some real and barca fans agree too

[grave glen]

its okay game ended

[inner gorge]

Atleast we got a point

Would have been chaos if he gave another pen

[grave glen]

yea

[inner gorge]

Hope those fuckers get relegated

[grave glen]

with asspanyol yes

*espanyol

[jovial plover]

they don't deserve to be in segunda but they always win against us or draw

i hope they go down too

with espanyol of course

[inner gorge]

Idc just remove the ref

Bring a better ref

Sevilla got robbed last time too I was watching the match but was happy he denied the goal

Or else they will be far ahead

[grave glen]

But its okay

Only great clubs could beat levante this season

[fading ember]

Still can’t get over the fact that we beat sociedad

[frank robin]

lol

[inner gorge]

Lmao

[cunning surge]

Y’all memphis be cryin that koe left

And luuk de Jong

[grave glen]

Nah

Great players don't cry

https://tenor.com/view/messi-crying-cry-sad-messi-crying-gif-22630392

[cunning surge]

U got a point

[ripe plover]

Braithwaite is the answer

(And the fact u had griezmann when u right now don’t even have a single player at RW)

But mainly braithwaite

[knotty yacht]

So we are basically going to face the team that’s first in la liga currently then face inter two days later ffs

[half lion]

2 days

thats incredibly short

[knotty yacht]

Yes this schedule is so stupid

It’s ridiculous

[fading ember]

Games for December in la liga haven’t been scheduled yet

It will change

[inner gorge]

the days are fucked

whos the man behind the schedules

[grave glen]

If we can beat sociedad

Of course you can't

Get shit on

[inner gorge]

lol

[grave glen]

They asked about riqui puig in the pc

[stiff fjord]

Who is SN?

[analog forge]

I don’t want dembele anymore, the scenes if he gets injured the next day after Xavi is appointed

[grave glen]

The guy deleted

[stiff fjord]

He got banned because I knew what he said now

Anyway

I love how osasuna are doing this year

Hopefully they qualify for europe

[jovial plover]

Hopefully we finish above them

Inshallah

[thin ivy]

Legend

[grave glen]

Does real madrid have order of captaincy?

Now ramos gone benzema is the first captain I believe

[inner gorge]

Atlético is the team that has committed the fewest fouls in this league (120).
Atletico are the team with the most cautions in this league (38).

.....

[half lion]

its Marcelo

but he often rotates with Mendy

[grave glen]

Mendy as captain?

[half lion]

after that prob one of the midfielders, Benz or Carvajal ig

[grave glen]

Kinda weird but ok I guess

[fading ember]

It’s Marcelo captain
Benzema vice captain

After that I don’t think they have a order

[grave glen]

Woke up and remembered isco exisited

[grave glen]

Ah this does seems logical

[grave glen]

We felt the same about dembele

[grave glen]

And i remembered trincao existed by seeing your pfp

Bruh

That's not trincao

Ik

But the hair

Lol

Trincao doesn't have this hair too

He used to

Look it up

Bruh

Nah

Collado wake up and go to work kinda hairstyle

[jovial plover]

I like collado but i feel like he's not good

We should sell him next season or on January or loan him out

[grave glen]

Better than keeping him rot

[cunning surge]

Defo not selling him

[grave glen]

koeman has been sacked alert

[cunning surge]

My guy late to the party

[opal sigil]

Coutinho called up for brazil

Interesting

[shadow juniper]

vinicius not called

[opal sigil]

[shadow juniper]

neither rodrygo

[ripe plover]

Lol no way

[shadow juniper]

[ripe plover]

What more does he need to do

If coutinho gets ahead of him then I guess there is nothing he can do to get called up tbf

[shadow juniper]

[plain elbow]

lol

[shadow juniper]

[tulip glade]

https://twitter.com/talkfcb_/status/1454047688220155908

TalkFCB © (@talkfcb_)

Joan Laporta admits to his own mistake. He says he takes full responsibility for not taking the decision to sack Koeman sooner. Admitting that in hindsight, he should’ve done it sooner.

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[shadow juniper]

[ripe plover]

I agree because now it’s very poor timing

It’s now either too soon or too late

[grave glen]

Luis Enrique silently in Brazil camp

[shadow juniper]

[visual kindle]

Your very late

[jovial plover]

Imagine paqueta at Barcelona 😩

I have a feeling that he'll fit

[grave glen]

one Lyon player at a time

[jovial plover]

He won't be like umtiti cmon

He has loads of potential and is amazing

[grave glen]

was just searching his photo when you said about umtiti

[jovial plover]

Lool

That was quick

[grave glen]

need this hair back

[jovial plover]

Needs his legs back

[grave glen]

gave up hoping on his legs thats why I request only the hair

[jovial plover]

Lmfao

I request our money back

From Lyon

[grave glen]

https://youtu.be/9KbYGSCuJDA

curious about his lineup

[opal sigil]

Just win👍

[grave glen]

nah win is too mainstream

[grave glen]

i know

[amber garden]

Interim manager

So I don't expect too much

But yeah just win

[tepid marsh]

Hope Ajax coach is going to Barca New coach becuase i'am to scared Xavi is gonna ens up like Lampard

[grave glen]

sorry bro

ten haag aint dumb

[ripe plover]

Lol that’s not happening its actually officially confirmed it’s not happening

[broken isle]

ten hag doesn't want to leave Ajax

besides Ajax is currently in a better disposition that Barca

[devout geyser]

there is no way Barca is losing to Alaves

Alaves is in shambles

[ripe plover]

They would also win with koeman tbf

[ripe plover]

Only positive thing is that they won their last two games

And also beat atletico 👀

[inner gorge]

U can't really mess with mid table teams and relegation zone teams

They turn into world XI

[native sandal]

https://twitter.com/barcacentre/status/1454085661779234818?s=20

barcacentre (@barcacentre)

Image: Braithwaite on his way to pick up his kids from school. 🤡 [ig: annelaurebraithwaite]

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lmfao

[inner gorge]

Heard yesterdays ref was called by the committee to explain himself

I hope he gets the punishment he deserves

[inner gorge]

Welp

[iron marten]

Lord Braithwaite back at it again

FC Barcelona need the GOAT

No joke

[opal sigil]

Jesus, 2.6mil a week

No wonder we in debt

[chrome slate]

[grave glen]

I'm weirded out by how the club said he generates more revenue than what we paid him

Then why are we broke

Is it because the four 100M+ player signing

or covid

or barto clubbing

or god only knows reasons

It's because of the crazy signings and crazy wages your whole dressing room earns.
Some of the salaries that Barca pay their players are simply a joke

the wage are high yea

we use to have more revenue than this thus higher wage cap

hence the problem to register player earlier this season

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/3qVZKxeD4LVxh_b6Fk6pO2BRQe-Dx92YHT5tw6rNA0w/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/FC3zM1fX0AMNWQK.jpg%3Alarge?width=389&height=678

Braithwaite: the society

[native sandal]

did he finally realise who he truly is

[slate kayak]

Corruption and incompetence

The same reason spain is broke

[grave glen]

[slate kayak]

To the uninitiated barca wage bill of last few years has to be mone ylaundering

[grave glen]

Those weird brazilian signings

Probably is

[unkempt crag]

Good Lord

[ripe field]

just go to your kid's school with a united kit

[grave glen]

United is as shit as us despite having all the resources

[thin ivy]

Hope Xavi does well as a manager

Based on the last 4 managers Barca got, the new one is always worse than the previous one

Really hope Xavi breaks that chain

[fading ember]

[graceful spindle]

[grave glen]

need prime uefalona back

but we have no money

[thin ivy]

Youd have your money if Barca wasnt run by dumbasses and didnt have to let go Messi for free

In terms of business papa flo tops

[fading ember]

Florentino is an exceptional businessman

[fading ember]

His treatment of club legends is poor
But his financial management and player recruitment is top notch

[grave glen]

[graceful spindle]

can't have em all apparently

cant believe covid hit in like the most vulnerable circumstances for both barca and rm

[vagrant void]

yh

[graceful spindle]

why did they just simultaneously decide to do stadium upgrades lel

[vagrant void]

[grave glen]

we have no government to inject some money tho

[graceful spindle]

yea ig we did get off easier

hate that this shit is tied to ptx as a whole but oh well thats just spain

but we did have a more sustainable wages to turnover ratio to begin with so

[thin ivy]

Agree completely. With the treatment part I think it goes down to his attitude towards everyone else? Can be a businessman thing but he doesn't seem to like a lot of people.

Flo has done wonders for Real but fuck can he stop with the super league bullshit

[graceful spindle]

he was desperate ig

but even if he was

that wasnt the right path at all

[thin ivy]

And I dislike Real fans who suck up to SL just bc theyre compelled to side with Flo.

[graceful spindle]

those are ... not fun to deal with lol

[thin ivy]

Thats the majority/more than half of people in this Madrid sub I go to lol.

[graceful spindle]

the reddit?

[thin ivy]

I think so yeah

[graceful spindle]

lol

flo is a dude the voters can kick out in a 4 year cycle

we really have no commitment to him other than to pay for his own work

[thin ivy]

Flo or die type of people or "UEFA and FIFA are just as bad" type of people in there

[simple flax]

these matches being played out of order is dumb

[graceful spindle]

lolll ive seen em before, heavy cringe there

you dont counter a bad organization by creating another shit org lol

[fading ember]

Yeah

[thin ivy]

Unless he really fucks up with SL i don't think anyone would actually try to mess with him like that. Despite the faction war within madrid, ik most people know how much he's done for us and how hard it will be trying to kick him out.

[thin ivy]

Exactly. They think its okay for Super League to be corrupt just because Fifa and EUFA are dirty.

[graceful spindle]

yea ofc but the idea that he's not one with the soul of the organization matters imo

[graceful spindle]

then again football kinda been like that for a century so i kinda get that sentiment but overall still a terrible idea

[thin ivy]

I just dont see him leaving either way honestly. Flo off Madrid will be huge. Bigger than Ronaldo leaving imo.

[fading shadow]

Tonight we'll play against elche

[graceful spindle]

yea he aint leaving

that amount of success? we locking him up

[thin ivy]

Benzo or vini brace incoming

Jesus christ the osasuna game was boring

[fading shadow]

YeJ

[graceful spindle]

and i might miss my 445 am alarm to watch the game 😭

[thin ivy]

how can we fuck with barcelona like that and then not score against osasuna

[graceful spindle]

[grave glen]

sleep early thats how I do it

[thin ivy]

Vini getting that glo up but Hazard and Bale still stuck in their slump 😩

[graceful spindle]

i sleep at 3 pacific time most days but i cant change that for just one day

or maybe i can

idk

[grave glen]

I have fucked up sleeping schedule so Im fine

[thin ivy]

If there is a game (2-4am for me) i'd just watch a movie or play games until kickoff

[graceful spindle]

the game tomorrow is p early so

ugh ill have to find a way for it

[thin ivy]

Why can't liga games be this early

[graceful spindle]

lol

[thin ivy]

But either way im staying up to study

Imma put the game on during dinner

[graceful spindle]

like every other game is actually normal lol

and then they just hit me with a 5am game 😭

[fading shadow]

What I say everytime I watch NBA:

[graceful spindle]

lolz pacific time is perfect for all american sports

fucking terrible for euro soccer

[grave glen]

because of football my day starts at 2-3 am

[fading shadow]

Reverse for GMT,GMT+1,GMT+2

Bcs of NBA my day starts in 4 AM

[graceful spindle]

lmfaooo

are these the eastern games

[fading shadow]

Eastern games are usually at 1,2 AM

[graceful spindle]

oh

[fading shadow]

But I support GSW and they are the western NBA team☠️

[graceful spindle]

lolz

[fading shadow]

And they play usually at 4 AM

[graceful spindle]

ya lol

ma lakers tho ...

[fading shadow]

Yh

[graceful spindle]

same time, we used to draw all that later time coverage but now we gotta share it with yall

on a diff note i loved when we had purple on our unis

[fading shadow]

where are you from @graceful spindle

[graceful spindle]

LA lol

los angeles

[fading shadow]

So your timezone is perfect for NBA

[graceful spindle]

its amazing

[fading shadow]

...

[graceful spindle]

but for europe ... its kinda ass

[fading shadow]

You lucky

[graceful spindle]

lol

[fading shadow]

Yeah

[graceful spindle]

eh im willing to make that traeoff

[fading shadow]

Is there a perfect timezone for both nba and football

[graceful spindle]

if you live in the atlantic time zone

which is like 3 hrs ahead of me

i guess you could technically

bc nba games end at 1 am in the east

while its in the early mornings for football

and 1am is managable

[fading shadow]

So who u support

In NBA

[graceful spindle]

lakers obviously

[fading shadow]

Yrah I like them more than LAC

but we beat both😎

[graceful spindle]

lol

[fading shadow]

Curry MVP this szn

Must be

[graceful spindle]

he has a legit shot

especially bc he gotta carry a lot of load w/ klay out

https://www.theversed.com/52964/nba-premier-league-comparison/#.2R0kCruRC2

anyways we can always unite over real

[shadow juniper]

https://twitter.com/NGoloMatchday/status/1454357479312220162?t=YWsjHZIjOK_LzQUK_eGl9w&s=09

ladies and gentlemen, it's matchday 😌 (@NGoloMatchday)

https://t.co/V56RPl3MDk

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[inner gorge]

legend

🔴 ⚪

[trail swift]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1454395671591653376?s=20

Madrid Xtra. (@MadridXtra)

🚨🚨| Real Madrid XI

Courtois

Lucas Vázquez Militao Alaba Marcelo

            Casemiro 

   Kroos       Modric

Rodrygo Mariano y Vinicius. @miguelitocope

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[fading ember]

Mariano 🐐

[trail swift]

why tf is mariona on instead of hazard and jovic

like why lol

[inner gorge]

its elche

yall must win this comfortably

[vital kernel]

Respect elche?

Pastore will ez tht defence

[inner gorge]

i respect elche

their attacking is good

[vital kernel]

U shld

Ye

[inner gorge]

but defense wise its bad

[trail swift]

yea mariano would easily score a hatrick

[inner gorge]

marcelo and vazquez hmm but the mid looks strong and vini and rodry

who knows

mariano might play well

[trail swift]

yea prob

idk when was the last time he started

[inner gorge]

he scored against barca doe

[trail swift]

oh yea

[simple flax]

great, real now needs to win just so they can be top again

[trail swift]

yea

[grave glen]

[grave glen]

Mariano>pionel pessi and pristiano penaldo

[grave glen]

He is 😏

[inner gorge]

lol

[thin ivy]

Anyone else find the sound of live football relaxing? Commentators talking, ball sounds, players screaming, cheering.

Its a bit of an ASMR for me.

[shadow juniper]

which mfs say fati> vini

[thin ivy]

Bruh what is Mariano doing with that UFC shit

He literally played himself

Great assist to vini though

[thin ivy]

Fati was better last season iirc

[shadow juniper]

could have assisted hazard

but

[shadow juniper]

yes

[thin ivy]

Casemiro didnt want to fuck up and fully committed to that challenge lol

[inland hound]

Nope

Fatis last season was injury ridden

[grave glen]

Me

[shadow juniper]

https://twitter.com/DoctorTRM_/status/1454447321404616707

Dr. Ilkay 🇨🇦 (@DoctorTRM_)

🗣️🎙️| Vinicius:
"I dedicate this brace to my idol, Mariano. Without his hardwork, none of this wouldve been possible. Thank you for being a role model to me Mariano, I am forever in your debt. Please arrest Pessi, thank you."

Twitter · Oct 30, 2021, 1:57 PM

[viral dew]

[still pagoda]

He is spitting

My idol Pessi aka Bolivia-man should be arrested asap 😡

[trail swift]

is this true?

[chrome slate]

Troll

[tulip glade]

https://twitter.com/kiingjoviic/status/1454449882325000195

´ (@kiingjoviic)

Mariano out of context

Twitter · Oct 30, 2021, 2:07 PM

[trail swift]

lol

[inland hound]

https://twitter.com/RMadrid_Stats/status/1454469886332313613?s=20

Real Madrid Stats (@RMadrid_Stats)

Carlo Ancelotti’s record with Real Madrid:

Games: 133
Wins: 98
Draws: 17
Losses: 18
Clean Sheets: 59
Goals For: 355
Goals Against: 117
Goal Difference: +238

Twitter · Oct 30, 2021, 3:26 PM

[main sluice]

Good morning

[grave glen]

This scares me tbh

Someone I know broke his neck from that fall

[tulip glade]

Luckily he got off with a bloody nose

[grave glen]

Elche player boot hit him after the fall

[knotty yacht]

Is it not obvious now that vini is the goat?

[slender olive]

no

that title still belongs to me

[mellow light]

Praying for ancelotti to revive bale isco and marcelo

[knotty yacht]

Bale still isn’t available?

I think he will be available next week

[plain elbow]

reviving those players sounds more like a job for antonio pintus, let alone ancelotti, lol.

[knotty yacht]

Don’t think we should play him tho

[graceful spindle]

not bad

[shadow juniper]

marcelo did good today

[shadow juniper]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1454458894844104712

Madrid Xtra. (@MadridXtra)

🚨| Mariano has been given four stitches at the temple. @MarioCortegana

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got his nose broken too ig

[grave glen]

Kinda feel bad for him tho

[hearty sigil]

So, Vinicius 2 goals.

[slender olive]

Update: Xavi's Al Sadd are 1-0 up against Al Alhi rn

[grave glen]

expected

He’s undefeated rn

[stiff fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/xavi-تشافي-alsadd-alsad-gif22-gif-21216284

[hearty sigil]

Xavi ball

Man, just imagine how much impact Xavi will do to Barcelona.

[inland hound]

?

💀

[hearty sigil]

xavi ball

Since Xavi has alot of experience as a Barca player, I'm guessing he'll do fix and do great things for Barcelona.

[hearty sigil]

He played before for All Sad. And he had some experience there and he won some cups in the Qatar league with the team.

Just imagine how much he will do with Barcelona.

[knotty yacht]

Too soon tho

His only experience in managing is a Qatari team and now 1 season later you’re letting him manage Barca

[hearty sigil]

Welp, you're right.

He has to get more experience. And him going to barca after a season in the qatar league might put some pression on him I guess?

[trail swift]

is xavi the only the option for barca?

[hearty sigil]

Like, he needs to get more experience in more competitive leagues instead of the Qatar league.

[hearty sigil]

I dont think so.

I heard that the coach of Belgium is also an option for Barca.

[trail swift]

yea

[trail swift]

Roberto?

[hearty sigil]

yes.

He's a good coach

[trail swift]

yea he is a good coach

[tulip glade]

Forgot Jovic existest

[grave glen]

He’s literally Ronald Koeman 2.0 tbh

Shining with national team

[tulip glade]

Exactly

[hearty sigil]

Didn't know Koeman coached the netherlands tbh.

[grave glen]

But with clubs is terrible

[trail swift]

used to i think

[hearty sigil]

But he only coached few clubs.

Like Wigan, Everton or Swansea.

It doesnt mean he'll be a bad option for Barcelona tho.

I'm guessing there are reasons why he's an option too.

[lucid meadow]

southampton as well

[late kernel]

Goal Valencia

2-0

Soler pen

[hearty sigil]

Anyways

After Koeman getting sacked, I feel silly. Lol.

[fading ember]

2.5
He became coach in may 2019

[trail swift]

how the hell is barca 10th?

[plain elbow]

I hope Abde Ezzalzouli gets some minutes today. He’s been killing it for Barca B this season.

[prisma swift]

where's he from

[prisma swift]

they're that bad

[plain elbow]

he’s from morocco, but has grown up in spain.

[prisma swift]

what position does he play in

[plain elbow]

winger, he can play on either side.

[prisma swift]

please choose my country aka morocco

like i beg

don't wanna see that ziyech prick

[plain elbow]

I don’t think Abde has represented any other team at youth level, apart from Morocco.

[prisma swift]

hope he doesn't do a grealish
grealish represented ireland at youth level
then chose england

[ripe plover]

Dest right win again

Wing^*

[ripe plover]

Koeman leaves but the problems will remain tbh

Barca probably gonna win today just like they would with koeman

[thin ivy]

Ole xD

[slender olive]

No

[storm quest]

Man he could’ve broken his neck. Is Mariano ok 😭

[prisma swift]

[grave glen]

Just hurt his face I think

Got hit by studs after falling

[thick solstice]

he will have an operation

[grave glen]

Oh really

Absolutely loving la liga this year

Might finally see jovic then

[fading ember]

🙏

Praying for his health

[knotty yacht]

Oh shit

[thick solstice]

Is there a channel for UEFA tournaments?

[storm quest]

Ancelotti don’t like Mariano lol. He has jovic ahead of him as benzemas backup

Don’t know why he didn’t play today then

[storm quest]

What happened to him during the game

[fading ember]

He had breathing problems

So was subbed off

[storm quest]

Oh damn. Hope it’s nothing serious

[fading ember]

And taken to hospital in an ambulance

Don’t know whether it was just for checkup or it was nothing serious

[fading ember]

Yeah🙏

[iron marten]

Huh

Wait what happened to Aguero

[grave glen]

I read someone wrote the opposite in the madrid match channel

[iron marten]

Oh nvm

My dumbass didn't scroll up

[fading ember]

Had breathing issue or chest pain something like that
And was subbed off instantly

[iron marten]

Yeah I saw that now

Damn dude what's happening at Barca

Their players are getting injured via dark magic

[grave glen]

Change of intensity with new coach

Injuries are to come

After the Eriksen game in euros im glad football is reacting quickly to medical warning signs like these

And i hope el Kun is doing just fine

Yep yep

Good that he notices it right away

[simple flax]

i heard he needed to have something snap back in

i dont get why he keeps doing bat shit crazy stuff like that, he already got injured a lot

i know he wants to prove himself but trying to die is too much and wont get him far

and also where the fuck were his hands, he has two and couldnt use even one to block the fall

eitherway he played fine, assisted a goal and assisted an almost goal

other than the fuck up where he didnt pass to hazard i would say he did well

we will still sell him the moment we get a chance of course, doing just fine doesnt cut it at real madrid

[simple flax]

i wouldnt count much on someone who was eating his finger nails for the entire match

also jovic is literally the opposite of marianho, mariano plays like he is on meth while jovic plays like he is on weed

[grave glen]

Should try to buy david neres

He literally looks high

[graceful spindle]

we're just gonna become the high team or smth

[grave glen]

Also high in league table so all good tho

[cold tide]

Who would have thought sacking the manager wouldn’t make this average team gets good results

A big reason Real is ahead of us atm is because they know how to get rid of deadwood

[grave glen]

?

[cold tide]

Busquets/Pique wouldn’t still play for Madrid if they played for them

[grave glen]

Those signed contracts plus we have no funds to replace them with other player

Gotta accept that fate and try to get the best of what we have in our arsenal

We were under bad board for the past how many years

👍

[cold tide]

Funds weren’t a problem till last year

[graceful spindle]

thats the key to success

just drug em all up and we good now

[cold tide]

Also Real consistently buy young players even if they overpay sometimes but we always buy players in their late 20s

[grave glen]

Bruh

[grave glen]

And the bad board we have were until last year

[graceful spindle]

😉

[graceful spindle]

actually a newer strat for us but its worked p well

really isnt an overpay if it all works out tho

[cosmic parcel]

Remember when loads of Florentino Perez stories got leaked a few months ago

It's been a while I want to hear some more

[grave glen]

A good match today between two teams fighting against relegation

It was a tough match but Barcelona managed to secure 1 more point. Slow and steady and they can manage another year in La Liga

[slender olive]

Thank you for that

[cosmic parcel]

Ronaldo played so well for a bald guy with a belly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Ia_4oxVvQ

If only he knew what we know today about carbs

[bright ridge]

https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1454570172707131393

B/R Football (@brfootball)

Barcelona announce Sergio Aguero has been admitted to the hospital for a cardiac exam after he was subbed off against Alaves because of discomfort in his chest.

Get well soon, Aguero 🙏

Twitter · Oct 30, 2021, 10:05 PM

[cosmic parcel]

Hero to zero

[iron marten]

Barcelona need the real hero

Called Martin Braithwaite

Trust me

[prisma swift]

Jović isn't fully fit

[opal sigil]

Damn barca drew

[opal sigil]

Damn

I missed alot of things

[cedar orbit]

Vini for balon dor

[graceful spindle]

fax

[clever quest]

Yessir

[tender delta]

I have got the milk

[vagrant void]

[graceful spindle]

[tender delta]

It’s been a hell

[grave glen]

Not yet

Gonna go through some tests at the hospital first

[half lion]

great job Cruyff

[jovial plover]

Lmaoo

How was the match i slept early today

[half lion]

1-1

Agüero taken to hospital for breathing difficulties

[jovial plover]

Did we play well doesn't seem like it

[jovial plover]

I hope he's okay

[half lion]

apparently its a disease he has had since 12yo

he is hving further assessment

[grave glen]

Coutinho still not up to the task

[jovial plover]

Aw rip

[jovial plover]

No one is honestly

[grave glen]

The kids are better

[jovial plover]

Pique is our best goalscorer

[grave glen]

Playing better I mean

[jovial plover]

Depay has been so Average

[jovial plover]

https://c.tenor.com/GBdIH5sL4XQAAAAM/the-rock-rock.gif

[grave glen]

Memphis played okay

Okay I thought we're discussing I guess not

👋

[jovial plover]

Bye

Fati is also scoring a lot but we can't really depend on a kid

[half lion]

our Twitter admin is prob Brazilian

[grave glen]

Alaves scored a magical teamwork goal

that plus a shitty defending

[grave glen]

Yea Barca need a better defense but the good new you have araujo

even with him the defensive structure is bad

plus he is still injured

[shadow juniper]

[chrome slate]

[thin ivy]

Rayo vallecano goating rn

[trail swift]

even without koeman barca still drawed lmfao

[latent cairn]

I hope he recovers

[cedar orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/toni-kroos-liverpool-vini-vinicius-gif-21055879

outscored depay+fati this season

🌟

[eager drift]

Don't think that koeman was the main issue, barca just has to accept this season that they're not going to perform as well as they used to

top 6 should still be do-able

[lucid meadow]

don’t think koeman was the main issue

https://tenor.com/view/joke-in2021-gif-21323570

[grave glen]

Yep

[potent spade]

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona_es/status/1454538614898057219?s=20

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona_es)

🏟 Camp Nou
👥 37.278 espectadores

#BarçaAlavés

Retweets

142

Likes

2766

Twitter · Oct 30, 2021, 8:00 PM

[grave glen]

All broke after el clasico

And broke their hearts too

[orchid crystal]

Just to draw

Riojaaaaa

[grave glen]

That’s what happens when your tickets are like 100 euros

Even the away fans complained about the price

[opal sigil]

Bro, u expect things to magically improve in a day?

💀

https://twitter.com/Barca_Buzz/status/1454790125544775687

Barça Buzz (@Barca_Buzz)

🚑 (AGÜERO): Sergio Agüero has been diagnosed with cardiac arrhythmia, which is a heart rhythm rate disorder.

• Agüero is calm, within what is possible, but worried about this new situation that he faces.

• He is a doubt for the Kyiv game.
#FCB 🇦🇷

Via (🟡): @verobrunati

Twitter · Oct 31, 2021, 12:39 PM

Welp

Hope he's well still

Barça injury list
Pique
Aguero
Frenkie
Pedri
Araujo
Ansu
Dembele
Braithwaite
Roberto
Possibly nico
😭

[grave glen]

Possible early retirement?

Didn't Fabrice Muamba have arrythmia

Barcelona can't catch a break

[opal sigil]

Most likely ig, heart problems ain't no joke

[grave glen]

Arrythmia is basically a condition that makes your heart skip beats or beat too fast, too slow sometimes

IIRC, i'm not a doc lol

I had a friend who had it, and he had treatment and was able to do sports

but he wasn't a professional so its prolly different

there's most likely varying degrees of severity aswell

[opal sigil]

Yh

They'd need to see if he can go on

Based on the severity ig

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/FootballlForAll/status/1454788210593251328

Football For All (@FootballlForAll)

🚨⚽️ | NEW: Newcastle are interested in signing Toni Kroos from Real Madrid

Via @elnacionalcat

Twitter · Oct 31, 2021, 12:31 PM

i am interested in dating margot robbie

[potent spade]

lmao

[shadow juniper]

😭

[orchid crystal]

No way lmao

[jovial plover]

thats very scary

i hope he recorvers

[opal sigil]

Yh🙏

[native sandal]

unfortunately i think he's finished

[jovial plover]

wow

too early to say anything man

[grave glen]

can we call some from the womens team to help

[torn ermine]

the only thing we can proud of

XD

[jovial plover]

can we call up the U12 squad as well?

[prisma swift]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1454805410549018625?t=fcD0G86dRB5FlxOIFw7wZA&s=09

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨| Peter Federico from Castilla is a strong candidate to play as Real Madrid's right wing, the player is improving day by day and no winger from the first team has made that position their own. @diarioas #rmalive

Likes

1192

Twitter · Oct 31, 2021, 1:40 PM

[jovial plover]

hopefully they sell him next window

[prisma swift]

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1454367972752072706?t=d0lZ654i2GXYZ4q5G0JdvQ&s=19

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive)

🚨 Manchester United are monitoring the progress of Real Madrid youngster Marvel. The 18-year-old defender is highly regarded by Los Blancos and in Spain.

(Source: Bernabeudigital)

Likes

912

Twitter · Oct 30, 2021, 8:42 AM

we have two talents

[jovial plover]

both getting sold

?

[ripe field]

they'd unironically play better than this team

[grave glen]

yeah because they are untouchable

they could sue for harassment

[prisma swift]

lol no

[mellow light]

Why loan kubo then

[amber garden]

Marvel

Why am i so interested in his name

[prisma swift]

idk

[bleak swallow]

Every la liga fan here I have one question for you had atlético played defensive ball since they got Felix and Suarez or have they changed completely

Just tryna price a point

[neon lava]

bruh people are saying its cause of the vaccine

like they forgot you can be born with a heart condition

[devout geyser]

https://i.gyazo.com/35d6fe84f2fcf7390dd42b016716b0bc.png

Valladolid-Eibar

classic La Liga match

taking place in La Liga 2

[prisma swift]

its not the first time he had this btw

[grave glen]

🥵

sexy cunha coming in

[neon lava]

I know

[desert saddle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/173554823633829888/904405051563450378/FDCmQ3UXsAAgTLb.png?width=208&height=630

yes Asensio, you dressed up as yourself for Halloween
good job

[orchid crystal]

[mellow light]

They have not changed completely

But they don't play as defensive as they used to

[knotty yacht]

Cmon athletic clutch today vs Sociedad

[cyan knot]

Sup yall

[grave glen]

messi- 🐐

[cyan knot]

Ur walking w

[grave glen]

Just read an article

Ilaix Moriba only played less than 50 min in RB Leipzig

That guy could be in the starting line up in most game had he stayed

[cyan knot]

Moriba is a star

[tulip glade]

🤣

[chrome slate]

share the whole pic lol

[umbral sky]

At this pace Barca will finish mid ladder

Or worse

[simple flax]

but catilla sucks, arent they like at the very bottom

[simple flax]

we selling him yet? for me any player who isnt top level after 25 is too late for him and is hopeless and i would sell him

he is gonna be 26 this jan so unless he takes some magic herb that makes him top level in just 2 months its about time to say bye bye to him

we need a plan b right winger asap, we only have rodrygo play there

[graceful spindle]

we are definitely putting him up for the market

i predict that unless something weird happens he will be gone by the winter

https://sempremilan.com/from-spain-milan-close-to-announcing-real-madrid-playmaker-as-first-january-signing/amp isco probably gone to milan as well

[grave glen]

Probably not

These type of sources are never reliable

[graceful spindle]

maybe not milan but somewhere

[simple flax]

i think we need to bring some players in before we start selling out what we dont need

idk how they do it in the real world but for me when playing a game i always have two top level players for each position and i rotate them

including the goal keeper

i dont get this idea that main team always plays every game and always starts every game

like i said i would have two top level of each position and rotate instead of having 1 top level then have an average sub for them when they get injured

roatting players also means they can stay in top form since matches are so close together

[mellow light]

he wouldn't downgrade

[grave glen]

[graceful spindle]

theres a server for this shit?

[grave glen]

There are servers for everything

Discord is a vast media

[graceful spindle]

sus

[vivid wagon]

sigh

im coming back after a long time

wow'

[grave glen]

Who

[amber garden]

The mascot for gavi looks kinda like bojan lmao

[shadow juniper]

https://twitter.com/anfieldredss/status/1454868791289131010

⁹ (@anfieldredss)

Name ONE Ramos goal that was this iconic. I'll wait...

Likes

989

Twitter · Oct 31, 2021, 5:52 PM

these mfs

lmao

[shadow juniper]

NO?

[vital kernel]

that was the reply there

[graceful spindle]

https://twitter.com/MusicHarmony30/status/1454877344435302411

Music Harmony (@MusicHarmony30)

@TKOB_30 @anfieldredss I have seen more " Watch Madrid fans fall for it " under this post then Madrid fans actually falling for it 😂

Likes

271

Twitter · Oct 31, 2021, 6:26 PM

[shadow juniper]

[graceful spindle]

its also kinda stupid that the whole point of this is just to bait

if you dont have an actual argument you just say "hahahaha baited L"

[half lion]

theres like 3 Ramos goals more iconic than that

[shadow juniper]

1 is more iconic than his whole career

[half lion]

nah lol

[shadow juniper]

ok his career till he was 28?

[half lion]

[shadow juniper]

[half lion]

ok fair lol

[shadow juniper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/173554823633829888/904548358012686386/mmexport1635494884949.jpg

another gr8 take

[half lion]

these people of our fanbase humiliate us 24/7

[graceful spindle]

to be completely fair real had its share of dumbass fans who were more ronaldosexuals than actual fans

theyre gone tho

[shadow juniper]

every fan base has them

[graceful spindle]

😔

[half lion]

yes

Messisexuals are gone now

[shadow juniper]

there are some who came in the 3 peat too

[graceful spindle]

ew

[half lion]

off to PSG

[shadow juniper]

hope they are gone too

[graceful spindle]

dont remind me of em

[graceful spindle]

liverpool or psg

🤷‍♂️

[shadow juniper]

mfs want us to win every fkin match

[graceful spindle]

lollll

[half lion]

i was more of a Messi fan than Barca fan at first but now im more Barca fan than Messi fan

[graceful spindle]

swear some of them prob left after we drew to osasuna

[shadow juniper]

[thorny whale]

Hot take -
Biggest clubs of all time ( in same order ) - Madrid , barca , man u ,
best clubs of all time ( in same order ) - madrid , barca , bayern

[graceful spindle]

eh

[vital kernel]

barca over bayern

[half lion]

not bad

[thorny whale]

ik

[half lion]

imo one of the Italian clubs or Man Utd can be higher than us lol

[graceful spindle]

milan and liverpool

have an arg as well

more milan

[thorny whale]

key word - best and biggest

are 2 diff words

[graceful spindle]

in that best category

feel like milan has an arg

[thorny whale]

juve > milan ngl

if only ucl matters then red star belgrade > athletico madrid

[graceful spindle]

lmfao

[thorny whale]

and anyways yall tweakin and ignoring the fact that barca has most trophies overall in top 6 leagues in europe
barca has 92 , madrid has 91

[graceful spindle]

unless we're valuing copa del rey trophies the same as league championships or ucl championships

that would be a weird thing to say

[half lion]

tbf we only got good in 70s and Real were good since 50s

but i think we’re top 3 biggest

[shadow juniper]

blond arrow

[thorny whale]

copa del rey is 2nd biggest trophy in spain
and you being a fan of a club which plays in spanish league and disrespecting the trophy
the reason why prem fans think they have the best league

[half lion]

top 5 best

[shadow juniper]

gento

puskas

kopa

[half lion]

Di Stefano

[shadow juniper]

.

we robbed him from ya

[half lion]

right

70 yrs ago

u robbed a now deceased man

[shadow juniper]

[half lion]

from us

[shadow juniper]

[graceful spindle]

how is it disrespecting the trophy lol even if you value the league and the cup the same (which is eh arguable) still doesnt compete with the magnitude of a ucl

[shadow juniper]

santiago bernabeu

[knotty yacht]

Copa del Rey tax

[thorny whale]

@graceful spindle the reason madrid has never won the treble is because they are unable to win copa del rey

[half lion]

also i prefer Old Santiago Bernabeu for the vibes

[graceful spindle]

at least in the year that they win the other trophies

[thorny whale]

and dont ignore the fact you need copa del rey for treble and it is one of the most major trophy in spain

[shadow juniper]

nah

we blame danilo for that

[graceful spindle]

[shadow juniper]

mf

[thorny whale]

ngl i agree with tht

[grave glen]

Bruh

[half lion]

Danilo?

Luiz?

[shadow juniper]

yes

[graceful spindle]

yes him.

[shadow juniper]

danilo the lb at juve

[half lion]

why Danilo lol

[shadow juniper]

we could have won the treble

but danilo masterclass

stopped us

[half lion]

what did Danilo do

[graceful spindle]

do i really want to tell you

ugh

[half lion]

yes

[shadow juniper]

tell em

[thorny whale]

does someone here wanna hear me out on a very conttoversial take ?

[graceful spindle]

[lucid meadow]

go on

[graceful spindle]

[grave glen]

Ramos a goated defender for sure

[half lion]

go on

[grave glen]

After pique

[graceful spindle]

@shadow juniper i cant take it anymore explain for me

[half lion]

[graceful spindle]

[lucid meadow]

okie

[shadow juniper]

scored an own goal

[graceful spindle]

agh

[half lion]

in CDR?

[grave glen]

Don't wuf a fact

[shadow juniper]

2 own goals in two weeks

mf

[half lion]

but its an opinion

[grave glen]

Nah

[half lion]

[lucid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/danilo-messed-funny-soccer-real-gif-7877593

[shadow juniper]

[graceful spindle]

i dont want to see this mf in meringue again

https://tenor.com/view/lolitz-burnoutmouse-mouse-burbout-gif-22489937

[lucid meadow]

dread it run from it destiny still arrives

[shadow juniper]

[graceful spindle]

it already arrived and it punched me 5 times before it took all my glory and pride

[thorny whale]

so listen i wanna here bant both barca and madrid
madrid always target certain trophies for ex . they many times only target ucl and go full on in ucl and fail to win the league
madrid has won 13 ucls and only 5 times have they won both league and ucl
barca always targets trophies as a whole and you can see that whenever barca won the UCL they won the league also and 2 times out of 5 they won the treble
but because of their this tactic they many times fail to win trophies and win minor trophies only

[grave glen]

Future balon d'or winner

If everyone is delusional

Like me

[graceful spindle]

if the balon dor was voted for looks, yes

🥵

[thorny whale]

and you can AC milan is like Real Madrid lite , they also target UCL
Juve is like barca

[half lion]

2 great own goals

by Danilo

what a header

[graceful spindle]

we shouldve fired that mf into the sun

[grave glen]

[half lion]

and what a finish

[graceful spindle]

its true

[thorny whale]

so listen i wanna here bant both barca and madrid
madrid always target certain trophies for ex . they many times only target ucl and go full on in ucl and fail to win the league
madrid has won 13 ucls and only 5 times have they won both league and ucl
barca always targets trophies as a whole and you can see that whenever barca won the UCL they won the league also and 2 times out of 5 they won the treble
but because of their this tactic they many times fail to win trophies and win minor trophies only

[shadow juniper]

staphhh josh

[graceful spindle]

ballon d'looks @grave glen

[lucid meadow]

juve might be like barça but barça isn’t like juve

[graceful spindle]

comparing barca to juve is pure disrespect

dont compare an old hag to an actual club

[thorny whale]

no

[grave glen]

Oh it doesn't work here