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Is madrid facing bilbao next match?
no
no, osasuna
Because of dmitrovic clown
but our game in hand is against them
probably
Osasuna at home or away
home i think
Osasuna at home is famously hard
lemme check
i mean, at bernabeu
osasuna were literally the most boring team to watch last season
they were draw merchants
Getafe is dead
plus there was also that contoversy about the snowstorm
they are indeed very boring to watch, but effective as fuck
they are gonna revive imo, with QSF at the helm now
michel was shit
Getafe has a good team tho
Yeah
fun fact
Arguably better than Levante’s and Alaves
Levante concedes 2 goals per 90
Another team that can go down, independently of their gameplay, is granada
Granada can at times play beautifully
But they are unstable
he went absolutely the opposite direction that bordalas did
The almighty grenade
QSF is a lot more conservative, the getafe type of manager
do granada still have kenedy?
who plays RW for them now then?
Too busy parking the bus
machis is def there
he is their best player imo, darwin machis
Most successful tackles: Valencia
They also got interesting attackers with Bacca, luis suarez and Darwin machis
foulquier went to valencia, so they need a new RB ig
classic bordalas ball, ig most fouls too?
oh yeah bacca is at granada
recording 15 successful tackles
send that mf to hell
Least successful tackles: Alaves
peter lim and his family
with just 3
Alaves is a shitshow 
Only player i think are la liga material are prolly luis rioja and joselu
Maybe laguardia
Most fouls committed: Espanyol
Otherwise its a poor team
pacheco is a good keeper imo
with 30 fouls
the defence is just very poor
interesting, i thought it would def be valencia
Valencia is 5 fouls behind
Espanyol Barcelona
ah so not very far
What’s the top 5 goalscorers?
Least amount of fouls committed: Elche
with just 10
elche cost us the title last season with that 90th minute missed pen against atleti
I was so mad when we played elche away
Most goals per 90: Real Madrid
it was GW 36 or 37 iirc
recording 3 goals every 90 minutes on average
Oliver?
yeah
Yeah
....fernando torres?
Yeah
Contender for best of season
No
Amazing
lol whenever somebody says torres my mind goes fernando torres
Least amount of goals scored per 90: Cadiz and Getafe
Augustinsson corner + Oliver torres 💣
lol
Least amount of goals conceded per 90: Sevilla and Athletic
with just 1
on average
Most amount of goals conceded per 90: Levante
both cadiz and getafe are gonna survive imo, theylll end up like 13-17
with 3
shouldnt it be bilbao?
since they have the least goals conceded?
wait Sevilla and Athletic
ah
Most successful clearances completed: Atletico and Athletic
with 25 clearances
Least successful clearances completed: Sociedad, Levante, and Barcelona
with just 10
Wow
Barcelona 💀
its a bit depressing seeing barca like this
back when i started watching Barca was the best team
Back in 06-10 they were arguably the best
With man united
Yeah
yeah at that time
Atleti kinda bricked
but Simeone eventually made them really good
even beat us in 2012 UEL final
Yup
Atleti was struggling a lot
Financially too
What simeone has done is unthinkable really
People sleep on it but he completely transformed the club
Simeone is longest serving manager in La Liga rn
Well
The season before cholo came
Atleti actually won europa league
Or uefa
how it was called
With quique sanchez flores
💀
Yeah de jong got wrecked
yh, he has
2 CL finals
2 Leagues
1 Europa league
Simeone made atletico madrid a top 10 european club for a decade
And made them a financial juggernaut too
He’s comparable to Pellegrini stint at Vilareal, Wenger at Arsenal
So many fax
I wonder who he lost those two ucls to
still gives me goosebumps this one
and that bale header off the di maria cross in ET
That bale header I celebrated so much
But I was so scared the last 10 min if we were gonna concede
Then Marcelo scored the insurance and that was the sigh of relief
And then when CR7 scored the pen I was already singing campeanos campeanos ole ole ole!!!
I was even at the stadium for that, one of my best days of my life
oh damn rlly?
mustve been nice
i wasnt rlly too scared after the bale goal, the atleti players looked exhausted in ET
they just gave up
they looked like they had their life drained out of them in ET
we just dominated them completely
Yeah atletico were done
Simeone is a great coach, no doubt about that
raheem Dest
LMAO
Yeah simeone only times he’s been knocked out was by CR7 (rma and juve), chelsea and Leipzig
what about that Ramos goal
some Real Madrid fans say that Ramos goal was best goal in Real Madrid's recent history
I don’t think so, but it was definitely one of our most important ones

I am back
welcome back

The gap irks me for some reason
a record breaker, koeman is my manager 😤
Might be an unpopular opinion but I don’t see what’s so special about Gavi I just don’t see the hype
He was good in the nations league final
yes
That's the only time I've ever watches him tho
His name also rhymes with xavi
he was very poor in the classico
Barca promoted xavi at age 16
So as gavi
Now savi a 8 year old in barca u12
Next gavi next xavi
lets drop some bars on it
Good take
That’s kinda why I said this he’s nothing special to me
He is to me because he’s my cousins cousin
Nah I’m joking
That can be said about every single footballer

ooooo
gavi is prolly riqui level to me
pedri is great
and we missed his presence
same goes with araujo
but gg madrid
thats very important

👋
It's funny how I don't get hurt from such results for a long time now
i quit at the end of a shit real madrid time and came back at another shit real madrid time
there you have it
they conceded vs us

Last time I was hurt was anfield lol
Same
Since then I stopped caring
Numb now
im actually quite happy
i wasn't hurt vs bayern
i was just shellshocked
Wow
I just get happy for the little things that happens
I was very hurt from villareal
Same tbh
u don't know how happy i was when aguero scored
i was jumping around
If Argentina lost the final against Brazil I would have never watch football again
Bayern was embarrassing
But wasn’t hurtful
Bruh why
Yeah
many people would've expected argentina to lose
My reaction to bayern was basically this
this
It would have been obvious to me that this sport doesn’t like me
i hope real learns its lesson and stops buying 28-29 years old players no matter how good they are
Tbh it would have been just sad if Argentina had lost
Hazard was the only flop in recent times
8 finals lost since 1993
it was expected that they would lose
Too much pain for them
after his loan spell
If Brazil equalized after Messi missed that chance oh brother I would have broke my tv
26 should be the max age to buy someone so that incase they broke we can have time to fix them
Well richarlison had scored lol
But it was luckily offside
Truly south american football display that final moments
I was dead inside until I saw that flag
As soon as vinicius came on I kept seeing the storyline
Vinicius real madrids starboy comes on for a copa America final in one of messi(barcelona legend) last attempts at an international trophy and ruins his aspirations
F
Nah if that happened they would have to tie me to a chair to watch this satanic sport ever again
laporta going to buy haaland guys omg
smort
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is there a Barca server
Yes
ok
Its just an emote server for me
Yeah it has nice emotes
I had joined it for emotes only too originally lol
I never talk there
i like the barca server tbf
I dont know the server felt like twitter
I have like 4 messages there and 3 of them were during 8-2
One during the psg game last season
(The one in which mbappe scored hattrick)
everytime we lost by huge margin basically
Last time we lost the Ucl with a decent margin was 2016 against Atletico
it's like the match channel
At least we didn’t get smacked
which is why i like the server
and i feel the server is more lenient compared to other servers
I got banned from a Barca server for saying we shouldn’t have sacked Valverde the way we did
we ah?
ah hello plastic fan
dont mind me hating on plastic fans
The name is obviously a joke
but the emojis tho
oooo
should've put something like honest psg fan
would've been more obvious
that you were joking
Nah this works better
Your sense of humour isn’t very good is it😐
ngl it was hard to detect whether it was sarcasm or not
yea 😔
lol
we aren’t till we’re 4th or below
💥💥💥 GOAL BARÇA! @aguerosergiokun pulls one back late in injury time! 💥💥💥 1-2 #ElClásico https://t.co/GSXMmYboGg
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3700

im actually pissed at this
admin
Sending boom emojis on a consolation goal
eFootball
I hate the Twitter admin so much
😭
depression is an understatement for us
I dont agree tbh
Famous last words
its at "dying" stage atm
im just happy they didn't put any efootball graphics
for this tweet
Liverpool didn’t agree either

that season was frustrating
because messi was displaying elite football
one of his best displays
From a potential treble to a humiliating defeat and a lost final
although the team was almost dire
Bro we not winning a come back or somin what is this context
I blame Ter Stegen
was at fault for 2 of the goals
even alba for that matter
eh.. liverpool were great that match
but we were shit defensively
we created some great chances too
true that
3 point-blank range shots
Suarez had a chance to send us to the final and he fucked it up
alba's chance was easier
and he was the cause of one of the goals too
Def but if Suarez scored that the tie is over right there we probably beat them 3-1 or something
liverpool dominated the first leg, we battered them
we played better in the second leg, liverpool batter barca
yea
🇧🇷 Alisson Becker's contribution to THAT second-leg comeback...
@AlissonBecker | @LFC | #UCL https://t.co/uENYKARlnF https://t.co/iyhqputhzT
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7500
We were so close to greatness
5 saves
That Suarez chance man

jordi alba was 1v1
5 minutes later he was crying in the locker room
I think after that tweet
the admin deserved to be sacked
Who needs links to soccer games?
can some1 point me to a big game performance by the 2nd highest paid midfielder in the world
Other than bilbao game No
nobody
Who that?
440k pw


hes leaving anyway
Pretty sure he wouldnt want to play Europa league football
All clubs would

so real madrid are willing to offer him more than modric and kroos is it
so why say something that's patently false
Dani

Pep can sign him
Lmao
name a club that isn't psg that would offer hium anything close to that money
Even bayern
pay him more than kdb?
the problem is his wages
he's worth maybe 200k
he's on 2x that
if he took a 50% paycut sure
He wont be earning 400k in the next club he joins
And bartemou gave him 400k contract
If barca end up at Europa league he could leave
Barca would be keen on selling him if they end up at a Lower tier competetion
Hes thier biggest asset?
yes and
90 Million lmao
why not? Only 23 ,World class (Top 5 CMs itw)
maybe newcastle
City
no other team who can afford him need him
and pay him more than kdb?
city have zero issues in midfield
Fernandinho replacement
Not Crap lmao
he's defensively crap
Hes balanced both defensively and Offensively
no he isn't
pep want players with technical traits and good with the ball and handling pressure
De jong is one
he's been on pitch for every lubrication they've taken
also wait
he's dogshit
there are things he's good at, defense isn't one of them
He plays in possesional oriented team lmao
and his team never has any position vs a good team in big games
Less defensive actions therefore
that's a nonsense argument
Midtable team defenders have the best defensive stats?
we are talking about his defense here don't move goal posts
he's defensively crap
he has strong points, defense isn't one
Agree
he's great at progressing the ball with dribbles and keeping the ball under pressure
but he can't do what fabinho fernandinho casemiro etc do
he involves at buildup from the back also progressing the ball
yea
and every team that care for that type of player already have such a player
real have cama
city have any of a dozen players
bayern have kimmich
so on
So PSG innit
even psg have veratti tbh
except he's injury prone and psg don't care about money so yeah psg
or newcastle
well yeah they'll have bundles of money and can afford any wage now
right
probably not
but we don't know what project they're going to be

didnt clip his name
Sexymiro
shakira is hot
who knew
that's usually the case
they've never once had the balls to call out a poor messi performance
or his lack of leadership
pique is the leader even if he's never been the captain
This is actually true
Especially by the Catalans who actually live at Barca
I’ve never seen them blame their academy players
Besides Roberto but he’s even protected at times
Barca fans are horrible man I cant lie
They like to shit on koeman at any point when they know that it’s not only his fault
That abuse vs Koemans car is not acceptable
Yeah the car was so Important I’m hoping it survived

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I don't say which clasico
.
w
There's a football agent role with raiola on your name bruh
Havent heard of any1 blaming depay at all
Depay was honestly invisible tho vs real
We just lack the passes in the final third
We couldn't rely much on counter as we don't know how to defend
Spamming crosses that doesn't connect to anybody

Pique futuro presidente del Barça
Jonjo Shelvey would play ahead of Messi, pass it on

Later proceeded to correctly predict 2-1 RMA

Bruh
But some madrid fans do be thinking we're serious when we're trolling
And I like it

Who thought we take you guys seriously? 
The janitor? Nah
He's taken
Tf
Bruh
Ik
Sexy man pique
Bruh
Our defence are basically models
You don't know? RMA owns Camp Nou and Pique is a janitor there 
Seriously...
Don't know about that bro
It was sarcasm
We own the bernabeu too
You own our stadium, we own yours
I totally didn't get the joke, yes
Read the past messages
Bruh
Official: Barça have confirmed that they'll play against Boca Juniors for the 'Maradona Cup' on December 14th. [fcb]
Needs cash
We are facing Barcelona the 14th of december for the Maradona Cup at Qatar
0-1 in 2019
so um
We won at the bernabeu several seasons in a row
talk about rn
0-4, 2-3, 0-3, 0-1
💀 tru but don’t live from the past
Valverde is out ffs
well for how long?
its only for like 8 to 10 days lol
Was just pointing out those ucl finals
quieren a un 9 teniendo a suarez griezmann y joao felix
it s funny bcs all madrid fans talk about vinicius performance but no one talk about vinicius is a barcelona fan
well yea according the barcelona's fan fati > vini but according to madrid's fans vini> fati lmao
Vini is a beast but we have to be honest, fati is better.
rn vini is better but fati has way more potential
rn vini is in form
yea
fati is still injured
yea he just got back from abt 9-10 months i think and scored a goal
yeah
yea barca have amazing youth talent such as fati , pedri and gavi and puig but koemans wasting him
i hate koeman
lol chiesa clear
Isn’t that obvious
juve>>>real madrid
Chiesa is a level above
Na cap
fr
agree
pretty obvious
na
Translation
atleti wants a 9 for the next season, they wanted him since august
having suarez griezmann and felix
bruh
Bruh is griezman a joke
Because suarez is leaving
same lol
His leaving next season that's why
to what team
Don't think suarez will leave
Might need help someone outbidding me in the Match Worn 😔
he´ll renew
So atletico is doing the same they did to Saul they bought RDP
Anything might happen
Same to trippier
rdp
oh
de paul
hmm
I think If someone did it’d virtually secure them this
United wanted trippier since may
he is shit in chelsea
No place for him
He might become like kovacic
Who knows
Kovacic was an ass when he was on loan
But adapted it later
if in nov and dic did noething i would sign h¡m again
His first time learning english
So I understand his struggle
Azpi and kepa must help him
really?
Yea
didnt he learn in the school?
He knows a bit of English which makes it hard
He was in Spain most of the time
So who uses English much
Alot of educated people are there who still can't speak english
im spanish and in all spanish schools there is a subject called ingles (english)
so
Footballers aren't usually the best at school tho
i dont understand
Idk he was born in the 19s
Maybe he dropped out
I have noticed this actually
Normal spanish or South Americans I talk to mostly know English
But a lot of footballers don’t
maybe because the footballers focus on football too much instead of academics?
thomas lemar = god
But they focus when they are 15 minimum
in primary they had to learn at least a few no?
Probably ig
Something we learned from yesterdau
Doesn’t score or assist = bad preformance
Irrelevant if he doesnt
You know ball g
Made your keeper and defenders dance
Incredible achievement
And then was offside and didn’t even score

He wasn't offside pique broke teh offside
Just watch the attack again
Amd he got robbed of a penalty
Then why was it a goal kick?
Alba kicked it out
Well it deflected off of him
Cuz of his great ball to rodrygo real madrid was able to score
Vini played well
You can't deny that.
Never denied
If not scoring or assisting is bad then both xavi and iniesta are bad
They don't have many goals
Ansu didnt really contribute that much in the game so yeah
Not necesarily. Kroos came to Madrid a year before Bale but he speaks like a local unlike Bale who barely speaks Spanish.
Case to case scenario I guess?
Barça plays again on Wednesday…this club needs to leave me alone
Vallecano is above us in the table too una lmao dfkm
ez win don't worry
Then vini is bad
I rarely got my prediction wrong
Then mendy was bad
Bro what’s this logic
Ur like the 6 year old in my school who’s like”in the army we use medal” LIKE NO SHITSHERLOCK
could be
Incoming 3-0 loss
lol
1-1 imo
happy birthday fellow barca enjoyer
but older doesn't mean wiser cause you're wrong
we're winning
deluded barca fan?
Aguero better start on Wednesday
bruh
Ty dude
1 season wonder

for the barca fans 

LMAOOOO


Hola
No
sub 👋

no. Real Madrid is one of the biggest clubs in the world, if not the biggest.
We in an agreement finally
barca fans ugh arsenal > barca
yep
🧱
Bruhh
Sub Zero bricking

I don't even interact with them
Looks like bunch of softies
Casemiro's face is so hilarious
The guy escaped so many cards
he avoided getting suspended for tackling a ref

@sery
he prolly said
||Get up Step Bro||
Damn

No one
Everyone:papi pique
who else is here
No one
gilga?
H
@orchid crystal
real madrid is looking real
meme clasico
Sery when Capn makes a match channel


hii
hi
hi

rmfc should've done better
😪
sometimes we have to go through difficult times
I was talking about spanish or South American footballers
Kroos is german
Oh my bad.
I heard brahim diaz speak italian? Or was that castillejo idk
hm no idea really
Probably castillejo
He has been italy for a while now
Even tho he plays shit for milan lol
Did wanna outbid me on a stoichkov shirt from eibar it’s match worn and it’ll guarantee you the shirt
ppl comparing gavi to kroos 
yea lmao

https://twitter.com/managingbarca/status/1452898597838614529?s=21
Next Ronaldo nazario
🚨| Yusuf Demir seems to be no longer a part of Ronald Koeman's plans & the club is now doubtful over permanently purchasing the player at the end of this season.
@ferrancorreas [🎖️]
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He literally was so loyal
He rejected clubs who offered him way more then Barca
And he chose 13k over 30-50k
Koeman why
serves him right
Another star missed out
Koeman is a fraud.
Ahahahaha what’s up polish guy
Man said koeman a fraud and then left the server
The times ive watched him he did pretty well. Overall Milan is on fire rn.
Milan fans don’t really like him lol
They have been wanting to offload him for a while
But yeah milan as a team are looking good again
Mbappe > Finicius
Finicius is so horrible man
literally only stastically correct
Insanely dogshit in the el clasico

as a Barca fan
wtf
he was arguably MOTM

u prob watching the wrong El Clasico
bro
Vini was much btr than them
Vini>Mbappe this season
but Mbappe>Vini
Nice trophy
in individual quality
wdym

Imagine sucking off a player who declined a move this summer 😭
bro its his dream and whether u like or not he comin to real madrid next year

along with rudiger
dont think mbappe would want to leave a champions league winning side, eh?
well ngl idts psg are gonna win the champions league
they need time to get their grooves in motion thats it
well true and u still have ramos to make his debut and he could help psg's backline
?
Vini actually the GOAT
rn jokes aside , vini and salah are the best wingers currently , debate
Sort of true actually if we only consider the season so far
yea only in this season
bro imagine not knowing who declined it 😭
Vini shouldn’t be considered even close to salah tho
Guess who is back
Oh my gosh it's Falcao
falcao is back like he never left!
Wtf
😭
ooooooooo yes
Hehe siuuuu
stats 
Why does Manchester United legends have such bad takes
gary neville was also shit at valencia
No idea really😂
Another Cold yay
This suarez one is pretty funny tho
Sick day
F get well soon
Especially looking at it now
He got the job just because he got connections with the owner
Man got it horrendously wrong
Yeah lmfao
Neville haven't manage any club and suddenly got to manage valencia
Fuckin hell
Merci no skool for me just football videos 😎 😎
One of the few advantages of being sick ig

But on thursday there's an exam but I don't know if I have to go
But the fever is annoying asf
Aah well take rest
Thanks g

Its true rho
Tho*
Yeah
Dembele is a beast
Kinda obvious
in a hospital
But the injuries fucked him
question probably was: which is the best player in hospital
?
Dembele

Wat is he better than mbappe at lmao
If u know ball dembele is OPOP
no he is shit















