la-liga

[inner gorge]

shows his getting motivation

[grave glen]

Premier League > La Liga?

[inner gorge]

he even said in his insta story

[golden cosmos]

😂

[inner gorge]

that simeone and the staffs and the players are helping him

[golden cosmos]

IM DEAD

[inner gorge]

u guys just rich

[golden cosmos]

HE SAID PREMIER LEAGUE>LA LIGA

😂

😂 😂

😂

😂

😂

[grave glen]

La Liga = Farmer League

Premier League = Hard League

[inner gorge]

we farm talents

salty?

[grave glen]

FC Barcelona < Man Udt

[inner gorge]

u guys buy talents thata all u do

[grave glen]

Man udt > Atletico Madrid

[inner gorge]

braithwaite > ur entire clubs history

[grave glen]

nah

[inland hound]

Muted F

[inner gorge]

basically if u say the same message twice

its considered as a spam

[opal sigil]

bro spamming 😭

[inner gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/cobarde-bandera-flag-catalogne-ridiculo-gif-10925627

[storm quest]

And it’s true?

La liga is kinda dead rn.

[tender rock]

Ye premier league is way more competitive than laliga

[astral dagger]

Last 2-3 year la liga been worse

But that 6-7 year run of almost just Spanish teams in CL and EL finals were crazy

[grave glen]

Villareal won last EL

against an english club

Just saying…

Dont discredit la liga

It’s going through a transition, not dead

[astral dagger]

Yeah you right

But imo comparing leagues is weird

The one and almost only argument prem fans use is that there's a top 4 competing for the league

But last year its just been city and Liverpool

[grave glen]

Yeah

In that case, la liga had 4 teams last year

[astral dagger]

And then when a low tier team wins over a top team they call it competitive

[grave glen]

Because Sevilla was with chances until the last fixtures

And last year city had won already in like January

[astral dagger]

Yeah they had ample opportunites

[grave glen]

Sevilla lost all chances at that 2-2 against madrid

Dunno if u remember

With like 4-5 matches left

[astral dagger]

Yeah that militao handball

[grave glen]

Sevilla were winning it

[astral dagger]

Or was that vs betis

[grave glen]

And benzema scored in like the last minute lol

My bad it was hazard

[astral dagger]

Oh it was that deflection

[grave glen]

yeah

What team do u support?

[astral dagger]

League ended last day as well

Real madrid

You!

?

[grave glen]

Good luck this year

[astral dagger]

Ty

[grave glen]

No team in particular but I usually root for atleti

[astral dagger]

Ah

[grave glen]

This year i like mallorca’s team too

Betis team is also charming

[astral dagger]

Even though they lost 6-1 they had some very beautiful play

[grave glen]

They did!

That passing chance was nuts

[astral dagger]

Sad kubo got injured

[grave glen]

Yeah

Kangin is the real star though

Love his dribbling

They also have Fer Nino, interesting loan from villareal

And that american Hoppe

[astral dagger]

Still no idea why Valencia let him go

[grave glen]

Manolo reina as GK is solid too

Has had the best stats before 6-1

[astral dagger]

He had some good saves

[grave glen]

yeah its weird

[astral dagger]

I thought la liga would be hella exciting this year and that'd if watch every game

[grave glen]

Madrid has been good overall

[astral dagger]

But all these 0-0 games are so dead

[grave glen]

The sheriff game was nuts

[astral dagger]

Yeah

[grave glen]

Nobody expected this

But overall, madrid has been good

Vinicius has been fantastic and I dont even like him lol

[astral dagger]

Imo if we don't win the league it's a bad season

[grave glen]

Benzema has 8 goals 6 assist in 6 games, nuts

Also like Valverde

[astral dagger]

These last two games his composure has been like last season

Oh valverde

I love him

Him and mendy my favorites

[grave glen]

Isn’t mendy awaoting trial

Or is that city mendy

[astral dagger]

...

Not that mendy

😭😭😭

[grave glen]

Sorry haha they are both defenders so i get confused

[astral dagger]

Yeah lmao

[grave glen]

Madrid has ferland, from lyon

[astral dagger]

Both lb and French

Yeah

[grave glen]

The other one was from marseille right

[astral dagger]

Monaco

[grave glen]

Monaco thats right

[astral dagger]

He was from that crazy Monaco team

That got yo the semis

In cl

[grave glen]

Oh right

With mbappe

And lemar

Bakayoko

Fabinho

Banger team

[grim thicket]

that doest prove anything

[astral dagger]

Atleti lessgoooo

What a goal

[grave glen]

@astral dagger come to match channel

[astral dagger]

Forgot about that 😭

[cyan knot]

Barca loosing

Of course

[gloomy gazelle]

Pedro Buenpito lo logró 🤯

[knotty yacht]

This is sad now

What is that defence

[torn ermine]

knew it

not even surprising to me anymore

[fading ember]

We are finished but respect to suarez for not celebrating

[cyan knot]

Suarez scored

[torn ermine]

we are just an average team, simple as that

[fading ember]

Yeah

People need to just accept it now

[cyan knot]

Yeah but im kinda sad after all years he plyed for barca now i see him on score board against barca

[unkempt crag]

TBH I really like Atletico Madrid but it's for a very weird reason, lol

[fading ember]

Well
At least he didn’t celebrate

[cyan knot]

Yeah

[unkempt crag]

because in every single FIFA save i get matched up with them in the Champions League lol

[cyan knot]

I hope at least we score

[fading ember]

Lol

[fading ember]

Won’t happen

[opal sigil]

Oop wrong channel

[unkempt crag]

every time i will face them again i'll be annoyed but it gives me a good test of my squad every meeting, so there's that? LOL

[fading ember]

Yeah lol

[cyan knot]

Well i hope suarez breaks both legs

[grim thicket]

thats a bit extreme...no?

wishing injury on somebody

[unkempt crag]

yea wtf

[cyan knot]

Well he is reason of my pain

[unkempt crag]

well you could've said something different than that

just a thought

[grim thicket]

that doesnt give you the license to wish harm on somebody like that

[fading ember]

Never wish injury on anyone mate

It’s just pathetic

[cyan knot]

Ur right im sorry

[fading ember]

Suarez didn’t even celebrate

[unkempt crag]

i mean i hate the Seattle Sounders of MLS with a burning fiery passion but i never wish injury to anyone

[torn ermine]

we are so finished, im gonna suffer for another 4 years from now on 😫 😫

[grim thicket]

btw, just beat atleti in my save

[fading ember]

What more could you ask for?

[grim thicket]

and dissed their manager

[fading ember]

If I was suarez I would have probably shushed towards koeman

[unkempt crag]

in FIFA terms i thank you for doing the lord's work

[fading ember]

But he didn’t so massive respect 🙏

[grim thicket]

and that too with an injury time winner

done in style

also dont worry if you dont know most of the players....they are newgens

[cyan knot]

Barca only hope is if messi comes and struck thubder to koeman then maradona kils dragon and saves wrold

Thunder*

[unkempt crag]

it's FM so of course they're with newgens

[fading ember]

[grim thicket]

you alright man?

[cyan knot]

No

Prob not

[fading ember]

It’s just football chill

If it’s affecting you this much maybe go and hang out with your mates irl?

[grim thicket]

ig the only recognisable name you have on there is davies....mf went from bayern to wolves, and then to atleti.....and he didnt reach his potential in this save

[cyan knot]

Im with my mates and they are shouting at me barca is finnished

[grim thicket]

theyre not wrong

[torn ermine]

sad

[grim thicket]

but chill out

[fading ember]

F

[unkempt crag]

how the fuck do you go from Bayern Munich to WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS?

[grim thicket]

well you have to remember....bayern are absolutely trash in fm, they always sell their best youngsters like goretzka(went to liverpool, had a decent career) and gnabry(went to fenerbahce, completely fell off) and dont replace them with any good players

[cyan knot]

I have been barca fan since 2012

This is worst year i ever seen

[unkempt crag]

ah yea right i should know this but i don't

lol

[grim thicket]

did i tell you about the dortmund supremacy lol

[unkempt crag]

lol you did

my brain briefly forgot is all lol

[grim thicket]

the only time bayern won the league in like the past 5-6 years was when i managed them, it was dortmund 4 times and leipzig once

[cyan knot]

@grim thicket who you support in football

[grim thicket]

you dont wanna know

[cyan knot]

Why

[grim thicket]

well, take a guess

[cyan knot]

Real?

[grim thicket]

mhm

[cyan knot]

Fuck

Well i dont hate any club

I hate only:Atletico real bayern dortmund huesca leipzig juventus chelsea man city man utd Red star partizan inter ac milan napoli liverpool roma psg arsenal norwich brighton sevila granada and couple more

[bright ridge]

https://t.co/YwGhm32as6

https://t.co/DOaIGE5ber

And Tom Brady is gonna beat every NFL team if he can beat the pats tomorrow

All in 1 weekend

[cyan knot]

Result anyone

[bright ridge]

For Atleti game?

2-0 right now

[grave glen]

[mellow light]

2 pre assist for felix

[fading ember]

He played well

[mellow light]

This is his comeback season

[fading ember]

Hm let’s see
He played well really well today

[grave glen]

How did barcelona played?

[fading ember]

Terrible

[grave glen]

So like usual then

[fading ember]

No incision in final third
And totally open defensively

Only positive was suarez didn’t celebrate lol

[grave glen]

Bruh

[fading ember]

But he did mock koeman lol

By making a phone gesture towards him

[grave glen]

Deservedly

[fading ember]

Yeah

[analog forge]

We were so good at the start but then we turned back to Barcelona

All over the place

[grave glen]

He made suarez training separately with the team before kicking him out

[analog forge]

And this time instead of 3 we had 2 at the back lol

[grave glen]

Koeman gone crazy mode then

[analog forge]

Lmao

[grave glen]

Did he played 7 attackers again

[analog forge]

Nah

8

[opal sigil]

Busi and pique needs to retire

[vital kernel]

Djd atleri win

[grave glen]

Close enough

[analog forge]

Lol

[fading ember]

It was useless as there was no incision

[analog forge]

My man dest playing as lw
And Oscar in midfield

[vital kernel]

Why do u hate us

What was the score

[analog forge]

Yup it gave me hope and then boom lemar lol

[analog forge]

2-0

[fading ember]

They should leave to MLS respectively till they have time

[vital kernel]

For?

[fading ember]

F

[fading ember]

Atleti

[grave glen]

We tried to maintain the philosophy of passing football but if it leads to nothing then it's useless

[analog forge]

Atleti lol

[vital kernel]

Lol

[analog forge]

Riqui is so energetic tho

[grave glen]

You really need to ask huh

[fading ember]

@inland hound why rat reaction

You wanted suarez to celebrate

[grave glen]

Yeah

Go into the stand and kiss koeman's forehead

[grave glen]

He kept loosing the ball tho

[fading ember]

https://twitter.com/reshadrahman_/status/1444407192501817349?s=21

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@ReshadRahman_)

⭐️ RAC1 name Gavi as Barça’s MOTM tonight. #FCB

Twitter · Oct 2, 2021, 9:01 PM

[analog forge]

Ye he did recover a decent no. Of times

[inland hound]

Lol Mb

[unkempt crag]

Good win for Atlético

[fading ember]

Naa it’s okay lol

You are a madrid fan it’s fair

[fading ember]

Yeah lol

[opal sigil]

Dear Barcelona
Goodbye. As a Fan since 2010, I have finally opened my eyes & realized just how overrated my team is. That's why I’ve decided to support psg , a better club.
Time to finally win some trophies.

[grave glen]

[late kernel]

[unkempt crag]

AKA go back to loving Messi

[grave glen]

It’s a Twitter quote

[unkempt crag]

Yes I know I’m adding to it

[fading ember]

Ngl
I actually liked suarez gesturing towards koeman

He deserved it

[unkempt crag]

Ronald Koeman has gone from Southampton to Everton to Barcelona…(and any club in between)

How is he still there?

[fading ember]

No proper replacement on the market

[unkempt crag]

raises hand

[fading ember]

You will actually be better than him

[unkempt crag]

I’m cheap to get to be fair with a lack of experience lol

[fading ember]

How many Bundesliga clubs have won UCL under you?

[unkempt crag]

At least in FIFA: Wolfsburg, Bayern, Schalke, Dortmund FC Köln, think one more

[vagrant nexus]

Suárez gave a nice karma

[fading ember]

You are clear of koeman

Come to barca

[vagrant nexus]

People who were saying he was growing old and couldn't do much , when he was removed from the club will now know

[fading ember]

Yeah they will

[unkempt crag]

I do have history of beating Real Madrid in those runs too. I’m sure I’m very welcome, language barrier is the only issue

[fading ember]

It was perfect behaviour from him

[vagrant nexus]

Barca should have kept him and got Depay

[fading ember]

Great🔥

[vagrant nexus]

That would have actually worked

Luuk De Jong is bruh

[vital kernel]

Reus>>Messi

Crat will be back tomorrow with more facts.

🚶‍♂️

[vagrant nexus]

Good to see him on NT

[unkempt crag]

Has he won a champions league?

[grave glen]

Be better than braithwaite first

[fading ember]

https://twitter.com/reshadrahman_/status/1444410004031803394?s=21

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@ReshadRahman_)

Koeman: “Laporta called me last night and we were talking. At least there is clarity in this aspect. After the break there are 3 games we have to win” #FCB 🤝

Likes

109

Twitter · Oct 2, 2021, 9:12 PM

I bet he will win none

[vagrant nexus]

Even if he loses all there's really no great replacement for him

I mean who would like to work on this barca

[fading ember]

Expectations in comparison to the squad quality are too much

[vagrant nexus]

Oddly enough players are backing up Koeman tho

They say that removing the coach won't solve the issues from roots

Which is something promising to come from a barca player

[orchid crystal]

https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1444406334032601088?s=19

B/R Football (@brfootball)

▪️ Ninth in La Liga
▪️ Bottom of UCL group with 0 points
▪️ One win in last six games
▪️ 11 goals scored, 13 conceded this season
▪️ Haven’t scored against Atletico in last three games

Barcelona mood:

Retweets

379

Likes

1915

Twitter · Oct 2, 2021, 8:58 PM

[mellow light]

https://twitter.com/FCBJam/status/1444406607660658697?t=9GBwn9trnVVB8PudlHPEyQ&s=19

Jam (@FCBJam)

@brfootball I still can smell the treble and sextuple 💙❤️

Twitter · Oct 2, 2021, 8:59 PM

[fading ember]

Hope that he is sarcastic

[iron marten]

Tbh

Everyone expected Barca to lose

So it's not really a surprise or anything

[fading ember]

I am expecting a loss to sevilla valencia and Villarreal too

[orchid crystal]

Change your name

Martinelli is average

[mellow light]

You don't know ball sadly

[fading ember]

https://twitter.com/lafcftv/status/1444403215928152064?s=21

LAFC Fan TV (@lafcftv)

Lmao Atleti fans chanting “MESSI” after every Barcelona free kick because they are all way off the mark. 🤣

Twitter · Oct 2, 2021, 8:45 PM

[orchid crystal]

Martinelli wouldn’t start for Brazil

[slate kayak]

Can th se barca dudes move.on

[orchid crystal]

He’s mid

[slate kayak]

This isnt 2015

[mellow light]

Martinelli starts in the all time brazil XI sadly

[unkempt crag]

https://twitter.com/atletienglish/status/1444416048791539721?s=21

Atlético de Madrid (@atletienglish)

Savić and Llorente finished the game with sore muscles and will undergo tests to determine the extent of their injuries.

Twitter · Oct 2, 2021, 9:36 PM

Oof

[orchid crystal]

Martinelli couldn’t even start for Brazil at the Olympics

[mellow light]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1444416191682973707?s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Ronald Koeman: “Do I feel supported? Yes, now, yes. You can feel that there is a feeling with the president Laporta and he sees the situation as he explained. But you always depend on the results, which is the case for any coach”. 🔴🔵 #FCB @ReshadRahman_

Likes

565

Twitter · Oct 2, 2021, 9:37 PM

[mellow light]

Stop being so obsessed

[mellow light]

I think barca should just sack koeman

[fading ember]

No proper replacement available

[mellow light]

Just pay a couple mil and get a better coach

[fading ember]

That’s the issue no one is available

[slate kayak]

No 1 is joining this shitshow

Demanding fanbase

No money

"barca DNA" nonsense

[slender reef]

https://twitter.com/fcbarcelona/status/1444405044351275009?s=21

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona)

Full Time #AtletiBarça

Retweets

500

Likes

6037

Twitter · Oct 2, 2021, 8:52 PM

"Maybe if we make the score small and put it in the bottom corner no one will see it"

[unkempt crag]

Narrator: They could still see the final score because the text was in white

[cedar orbit]

atm and realll 1st

barca mudded

[grave glen]

What playing against the best team in the world does to you

[grave glen]

2 teams can’t be first?

[cedar orbit]

joint 1st..

not goal difference

[unkempt crag]

In other leagues GD makes a difference but is that not the case in LaLiga?

[opal sigil]

no

h2h in laliga

[unkempt crag]

I did not know this. This is now noted. Cheers

[potent spade]

Koeman has finally completely lost it

[unkempt crag]

And yet he says the board still trust him….

[potent spade]

I thought surely he wouldn't do it but he did. He played FDJ on the wing. What a moron lol.

[unkempt crag]

Oh that’s a sackable offence

[potent spade]

I think the pressure and all the comments and stuff probably got to him by now

I feel like he's lost it

[unkempt crag]

But acts like nothing ever fucking happened

[plain elbow]

https://twitter.com/albert_roge/status/1444420606250868737?s=20

Albert Rogé (@albert_roge)

Injusto ‘palo’ de Koeman a Nico en rueda de prensa: “En el gol, Nico no sigue a Lemar y nos falta uno en el medio. ¿Entendéis por qué jugamos con tres centrales? Así dejamos demasiado espacio. No tenemos velocidad en el centro del campo” #fcblive

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612

Twitter · Oct 2, 2021, 9:54 PM

shaming the youngsters, today was nico’s turn.

[potent spade]

I mean I had some hope. Thinking maybe he just doesn't want to let it affect him. But after today I think he has just lost it.

[plain elbow]

But any criticism for the heavy weights of the dressing room? Nowhere to be seen.

Very naive and easy from Koeman.

[unkempt crag]

I’m FIFA terms the manager rating must be in the low 40’s or 50’s but the board glitches and keeps his job

[potent spade]

I get that they don't have the speed in the center but putting Frenkie on the wing and Gavi in the center is not gonna solve anything. Frenkie and Busquets are just the same type of players it doesn't work when you play both of them. Or at least it's not supposed to. They tried to make it work by giving frenkie a more attacking role. Which he sucked at initially and last year it finally worked out sometimes. But yeah he's not fast.

I just don't get barcas transfer policy honestly

Do they even look at players and how they would fit in the team or do they just get a random good player and be like yeah we should use that guy.

[unkempt crag]

They’re playing FIFA and getting the players without scouting them even once

[plain elbow]

to give you an idea, bartomeu had an old scout on €8 million per year in South America.

so in terms of recruitment, piss poor.

[potent spade]

Yeah damn

[unkempt crag]

Yo wtf

[potent spade]

Could learn something from Liverpool tbh. Though recently it's gone a bit downhill

But in the past decade, the 10s. Look at the difference between barca and liverpool scouting players. Two big ass top clubs yet a massive difference.

[stiff fjord]

Opinion on match? @fading ember

[fading ember]

We are finished lol

Congratulations atleti

[stiff fjord]

lmao

[fading ember]

And respect to el pistelero for not celebrating

[stiff fjord]

He did the phone celebration

[fading ember]

Was more of a gesture tbh

[stiff fjord]

He respects barcelona but not koeman and Barto

[fading ember]

Yeah

[plain elbow]

Now, there’s no transfer policy, because we’ve got nothing to spend on. Coincidentally, there happens to be a boom of academy players coming through. Time to slowly incorporate them into the team, trust them, and tighten our seatbelts for the next few seasons.

[stiff fjord]

Where is the next Catalonian beast

[fading ember]

Who?

[potent spade]

Barca just buys anyone that is a star and they could use for marketing. Liverpool actually uses data and looks who is needed in which position and fits the profile. 0 players out of Liverpools UCL/league winning squad was a star before they went to Liverpool tbh.

[unkempt crag]

Are you still gonna try to be competitive in Europe or is that dream gonna die out too?

[stiff fjord]

I don't know

Probably in the youth academy

[fading ember]

Is gavi catalan?

Or nico

Gavi is from seville hm

[plain elbow]

They have to strive for that, and do so quickly. Barcelona are still amongst the biggest clubs in the world, they need to be up there again as soon as possible.

[potent spade]

Both Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid have far superior squads. Sergi saying Barca have the best squad in the league is very delusional.

But still finishing top 4 is a requirement. Even top 3 should definitely be doable.

[slender olive]

Can we hire jurgen klopp

[potent spade]

If they don't finish top 4 they are really underperfoming

[slender olive]

he’s what we need

But lol

And the board needs to back him too

We saw what he can do with Liverpool

He picked players to suit his style

And gradually with not a lot of money built a world class team

[potent spade]

Koeman also picked players to suit his style

[slender olive]

Yeah but it’s koeman

[potent spade]

Luuk de Jong is great at cross and inshallah

[slender olive]

Klopp is one of the best coaches itw

Koeman isn’t

[potent spade]

I mean

Ur broke

Klopp can't really pick players that suit his style

Neither can Koeman

[plain elbow]

I still see Koeman getting sacked if things get deeply worse than they already are over the next few weeks. Seems like the only viable solution at this very moment would be bringing in someone on an interim basis, and then waiting for either Ten Hag or Gallardo. Either that or Xavi.

[slender olive]

Yeah but he can find alternatives

[opal sigil]

we finished, i hope atleti wins the league

[potent spade]

Ten Hag isn't going to coach Barcelona so you can cross that name off the list lol

[opal sigil]

koeman is staying

[potent spade]

Gallardo also said he didn't want to I think? Or not?

[plain elbow]

Gallardo has a contract with River until December, he’s gonna see that out.

[opal sigil]

laporta said koeman gonna stay tho😩

[potent spade]

I'd say Gallardo is a lot more likely than Ten Hag

I would be shocked if Ten Hag went to Barcelona

It would probably ruin his coaching career lol

Gallardo might be in the same situation actually

[slender olive]

Why koeman

Ugh

[potent spade]

Why would you coach Barcelona right now

Everyone expects great things from you but you don't have great players to do it with

It's a recipe for disaster

Gallardo and especially Ten Hag might be better off waiting for another big club

Gallardo is coaching in South America rn so maybe this could be a big opportunity for him? Idk

But Ten Hag is good enough to wait for the right opportunity at the right club and he knows it

[slender olive]

we’re not that deep in the mud

We still have amazing players

Yes we have human blocks of wood too but we’re good enough to at least be a top 4 side in Spain

[potent spade]

It's not up to par with Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid imo

Yeah definitely top 4. Even top 3 should be doable.

[slender olive]

Ofc not

But drawing to cadiz and Granada is unacceptable

and we’re going to lose the clasico, like 3-0

[potent spade]

The team had Messi for 17 years. They're probably a bit lost now lol.

Koeman has also lost it tbh.

[slender olive]

Just raid Barca b

it’s the best we can do rn, really

[potent spade]

But even with a better coach it's gonna be difficult

[slender olive]

In 19/20 we had quality, if we had changed to a better coach in the summer of 18/19 we’d be much better off

[mellow light]

He could be peps replacement

[potent spade]

I don't know if it's a coach problem. First it was Valverde out. Then it was Setien out. And then it was Koeman out. It seems like either it's very difficult to find the right coach or there is a different problem. Probably a combination of both idk.

[potent spade]

Yes. Both are bald frauds.

He would fit perfectly

Bald fraud 2.0

[stiff fjord]

Update: Felix masterclass

[void walrus]

Anyone can explain Suarez's celebration?

[vast girder]

he has respect for barca

[void wasp]

my prediction was right

2-0

😎

[grave glen]

[void wasp]

truly amazing performance from barca

[mellow light]

I thought countinho was decent

[plain elbow]

he was okay, but you’d expect better end product for someone of his quality.

[tender delta]

Probably the first time Araujo been bad

[honest umbra]

AMAZING frenkie down the right hand side

what else are we gonna get luuk de jong at center back

2 oldest players from la masia are the best....

poor barca

[iron marten]

Meanwhile Aguero's still injured

Unbelieveable

[stiff fjord]

10 weeks

or months

I forgot

[opal sigil]

Deceiving stats

Busi was horrible

Pique too

Bro tf is those stats

[void wasp]

fotmob stats

[opal sigil]

Stats capping

[stiff fjord]

Wrong Mr. Nike

[opal sigil]

[stiff fjord]

Mr. Bailey

[chrome slate]

Suarez scoring against Barca

[void wasp]

told you

[grave glen]

Of course needless to be said

[grave glen]

I think koeman predicted it and got a red card beforehand

To avoid a knee slide suarez celebration infront of him

[chrome slate]

[shadow juniper]

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1444378081968410632?t=C8YenUl8JsFWEORHNdr7KA&s=19

Madrid Xtra. (@MadridXtra)

📸| Landed in Barcelona. 👋🏻

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854

Twitter · Oct 2, 2021, 7:05 PM

Espanyol no longer the biggest club in Barcelona

[grave glen]

We are awful

[vital kernel]

Yewg

[unreal wasp]

Idk whether to laugh or cry 😂😭

[ripe field]

if we don't laugh

we will cry

so do the latter

i mean the former

[analog forge]

Lol

[vital kernel]

No fdj too

[honest umbra]

de paul is reall goof tho

especially since the copa

[slate kayak]

so every atleti player was better than every barca player?

[mellow light]

Spitting but where's felix

[unreal wasp]

I think they posted this before the match

[grave glen]

He's not a goof

[honest umbra]

good

[tender verge]

If we loose the next match I will cry

😢

[shadow juniper]

take a break

[slate kayak]

whats the next match

[tender verge]

Idk

Let’s see

VALENCIA

😭

[shadow juniper]

at mestalla?

or camp nou?

[tender verge]

no

Camp Nou

[shadow juniper]

mhmm

have a chance then

barca just lost their first match in la liga

[tender verge]

we cannot loose against Valencia at Mestalla

[shadow juniper]

[tender verge]

really?

[shadow juniper]

yes

[tender verge]

Lol

[shadow juniper]

drew 3

won 3

[tender verge]

Well

another chance

[fading ember]

Basically he didn’t celebrate out of respect

But did make an gesture towards koeman/Barca management with a phone

[shadow juniper]

Kaoman

[slate kayak]

yes he did clown koeman

[shadow juniper]

[magic wharf]

IDGAF I want Socieadad to win the league

[shadow juniper]

lmao

[fading ember]

Last line is probably sarcastic

[shadow juniper]

not happening

[fading ember]

Sevilla is realistic

But it will probably be real or Atlético only

[magic wharf]

Just anyone but Real or Atleti(Barca don't have any chance of winning LMAO).

[slate kayak]

it should damn well be atleti

[magic wharf]

Atleti is probably going to repeat

[slate kayak]

their squad has only improved

they're favorites

[shadow juniper]

[magic wharf]

Defense wins championships and Atletico has defense in abundance

[fading ember]

Most of their games have been 90+5 minutes winners

[shadow juniper]

kroos and modric will play toghether today

[fading ember]

They are edging a lot

[magic wharf]

Win is a win

[fading ember]

Still they aren’t looking very convincing

[shadow juniper]

90+8 tbf

[fading ember]

Lmao yeah

[magic wharf]

Ikr, their game vs Villareal(I think) they looked very shaky

[shadow juniper]

f the refs

[fading ember]

Yeah

[magic wharf]

Or Valencia

[shadow juniper]

villareal still didnt lose a match

[fading ember]

Their only convincing performance was yesterday

[fading ember]

So far this season

[shadow juniper]

but they are below barca

[magic wharf]

I mean tbf even Benfica fucking destroyed Barca

Anyone can beat Barca

They might not qualify for the Champo at this rate

[fading ember]

Probably

[magic wharf]

Barca have had this coming for a while, they should have started rebuilding in like 2018

They could have actually gotten some money for Phil and Messi back then

[grave glen]

We will

[magic wharf]

And Ousmane

[grave glen]

[shadow juniper]

[magic wharf]

And Samuel

And Lenglet

[slate kayak]

barca are nostalgia and philosophy merchants

[shadow juniper]

[slate kayak]

zero common sense in that club

[grave glen]

Couldn't deny

[slate kayak]

they'd rather lose than play pragmatic footy

[magic wharf]

Barca should have sold Messi, Ousmane, Phil, Suarez, Lenglet and Umtiti and bought some promising youngsters

In 2018

That is

Now they aren't getting any money for these guys

They have shot themselves in the foot

[grave glen]

Pass around 1 st , trying to score not a priority

[slate kayak]

all those players were unsellable

because of their wages

[magic wharf]

Not in 2018

[grave glen]

[slate kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/pep-guadiola-talking-to-nobody-pep-aired-pep-crazy-pep-arsenal-gif-17839783

[magic wharf]

2018 they were still decent

[slate kayak]

they thought messi and vibes could keep them relevant

never replaced xavi iniesta alves

[magic wharf]

They could have had a bright future with Pedri and Fati

But nooo they had to keep the dead wood

[slate kayak]

pedri looks like he's aged 10 years

[magic wharf]

And buy fucking Griezman for some reason

[slate kayak]

in 2021 they have zero choice in the matter

due to their contracts and financial situation

[magic wharf]

Yes

[slate kayak]

nobody wants to pay coutinho 440k pw

[magic wharf]

But 2018....

[slate kayak]

even 2018

no1 was lining up for coutinho on those wages

[grave glen]

Hello

[magic wharf]

2018 they could have at least sold Umtiti and Lenglet

They won the WC

[slate kayak]

and they paid messi a king's ransom

and other dudes used that to negotiate

[magic wharf]

Yeah

[grave glen]

Lenglet didn't I think

[slate kayak]

lenglet didnt win wc

umtiti yes

[magic wharf]

Ousmane too

They could have gotten like 80-100 mill combined for them

Back in 2018

[slate kayak]

yes

but they had literally just bought dembele for 125

and phil for 150?

[magic wharf]

I don't remember

Looking back they shouldn't have bought Ousmane

[slate kayak]

but then they wouldn't be barca

[fading ember]

222 million wasted

[slate kayak]

if they weren't greedy and stupid

[magic wharf]

Real Madrid were usually the greedy and stupid basterds

[slate kayak]

now barto is the boogeyman

[magic wharf]

But they got Vinicius for cheap

[honest umbra]

isnt that "identity"

[slate kayak]

real madrid were always greedy

[honest umbra]

its better than no identity th

[slate kayak]

but they were never stupid

[slate kayak]

yes ofc barca has a strong identity

[magic wharf]

Kaka

[slate kayak]

pretty much every club has an identity

like city is btec barce with an unlimited budget

psg is a nightclub full of sexual deviants

[magic wharf]

TBF all of City's signings have worked out

[slate kayak]

no

[magic wharf]

Most of *

[slate kayak]

no

[magic wharf]

Not all

[slate kayak]

30% work out

they just toss the rest into a dumpster

and sign another 3 60m players

[magic wharf]

Not the pre-Pep City

Post-Pep

[fading ember]

Pre pep city were terrible

[magic wharf]

Their signings have mostly worked out

[fading ember]

Mangala lmao

[slate kayak]

pre pep signings were actually superior

[slate kayak]

not true

[honest umbra]

was pep ever one for good signings

[slate kayak]

their best signings are all pre pep

[fading ember]

I mean in business terms

[slate kayak]

all of them

[honest umbra]

even at barca he didnt make good signings

but i think some of them are definitely successes

like

[fading ember]

Best yes
But they had a lot of flops too

[slate kayak]

all their best players were signed before pep

[honest umbra]

the left back guy

[slate kayak]

ALL of them

[honest umbra]

zinchenko was a brilliant signing

i think mahrez bernado were good but expensive

[magic wharf]

Mahrez

Bernardo

[honest umbra]

dias was good but also expensive

[magic wharf]

Dias

Stones

[fading ember]

Post pep they haven’t got much big money flops
only nolito comes to mind

[honest umbra]

cancelo was definitely a good signing

[fading ember]

He was

[honest umbra]

ok fair enough

[magic wharf]

Walker has been a good signing

[honest umbra]

some were overpriced

[slate kayak]

yes

[fading ember]

Mendy only flop
Luiz I think they made a profit on by selling him

[slate kayak]

danilo?

mendy?

[magic wharf]

Danilo and Mendy were bad, fair

[fading ember]

He was a decent backup for them

[slate kayak]

ake?

[magic wharf]

Ederson has been great

[fading ember]

Flop/backup

[fading ember]

Danilo was a just a backup tbf and did okay as that

[slate kayak]

for how much city spend

their squad is mid as fuck

[honest umbra]

they profited off danilo i think

[slate kayak]

pep has spent less than 100m ONCE in his entire time at city

and he stil lspent 80m that szn

[honest umbra]

yeah i mean thats pretty much what city does

i would hate guardiola if not for the fact that i enjoy his brand of football

[slate kayak]

i do not

tbh

its pretentious

and pep's arrogance beggars belief

[honest umbra]

?

[slate kayak]

https://twitter.com/GuardiolaTweets/status/1392206696177553411?s=20

The Pep (@GuardiolaTweets)

Pep “I destroyed football like you destroyed the Premier League” #Pep #ReInventingTheGame https://t.co/ErsOyyqZwm

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man said he "destroyed" football

zero ucl after 1bn

2 super teams

never won ucl without messi xavi iniesta

[honest umbra]

ah well

[slate kayak]

he says "in 4 years i destroyed football"

he didn't even win the UCL clean

in 09

[honest umbra]

he didnt?

what happened

[slate kayak]

are you serious

https://tenor.com/view/disgrace-didier-drogba-chelsea-fc-angry-mad-gif-17626388

is this familiar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFWOrY_kd9c

chelsea should have had between 2-4 penalties in this game

they got zero

[honest umbra]

wasnt the 2009 one with man u

wait this isnt the final omg

[fading ember]

Final was alright

[honest umbra]

yo forget that

[fading ember]

Semi final had bad refreeing

[honest umbra]

arsenal got into semis that year

[slate kayak]

this is the semi

pq hand ball was a stone cold dead penalty

there's no excuse

have you seriously never seen the drogba clip

2011 had the rvp red card

that was beyond fucked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mctfb2QTaRc

come to think of it pep has zero clean wins in the UCL

for a man who "destroyed football"

explain this red card

go on

[honest umbra]

whats this for

[slate kayak]

arsenal vs barca

[honest umbra]

being offside?

[slate kayak]

yes being offside and shooting

which was "time wasting"

so rvp gets sent off

and barca win against a 10 man arsenal

at the time of sending off arsenal were progressing

[honest umbra]

ok wtf

that could count as time wasting

but tf is that call

....

[slate kayak]

referee errors can happen

but they seem to favor barca and real a whole fucking lot

[honest umbra]

yo

juve

can u bribe them

[slate kayak]

the worst is actually 'remontada'

psg got fucking robbed lmao

https://tenor.com/view/psg-messi-refalonafc-champions-league-gif-12422734

[honest umbra]

wengers reaction in that oversized coat tho

[slate kayak]

clear penalty obviously

[honest umbra]

lol

was there var then?

[slate kayak]

no sir

[honest umbra]

oh rip

[slate kayak]

no spanish club has made a ucl final since var was introduced

[honest umbra]

got any unfair ones from real

[slate kayak]

don't even get me started on real madrid

lmao every single ucl

[honest umbra]

it mainly seems like barca tbh

[grave glen]

[honest umbra]

[slate kayak]

this was just about pep

and his "destroyed football" bs

[honest umbra]

but knowing perez tho

[slate kayak]

2014? shady

2016? shady

2017? jesus fucking christ

[honest umbra]

if he bribed them no one would be surpriesed

how about the only only ucl neymar won

how was that

[slate kayak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkpF4AzbcsU

[slate kayak]

2015 is clean

2014 final, ramos equalizes with an offside goal

[honest umbra]

thats a shambles his leg and his head was offside

[slate kayak]

that's not even the worst offside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZwvWZzEmnM

[grave glen]

The one against bayern

[slate kayak]

this is the single worst case of robbery

ever

even barca fans were in shock

fucking pique tweeted about it

casemiro should have been sent off way earlier

pendu scored 2 offside goals

[honest umbra]

wtf neuer so many saves

casmeiro always gets away with murder lets be real

[slate kayak]

tbf we got a shady pen in leg 1

[grave glen]

Don't get me started about casemiro

[slate kayak]

which fucking vidal skied

[grave glen]

[slate kayak]

btw our manager at the time was pep

[honest umbra]

ok wtf first one was defo a pen

[slate kayak]

part of why i hate this dude

[grave glen]

Vidal said we're the best team in the world before getting trashed 8-2

[slate kayak]

vidal is a professional clown

[honest umbra]

that was deliberately with his shoulder

[grave glen]

Why tho

You hate bald guys?

[slate kayak]

no i hate overrated philosophy merchants

[inland hound]

So did Vidal?

[slate kayak]

vidal got sent off anyway

and no his sending off was unfair

[honest umbra]

was the javi martinez send off fair?

[slate kayak]

can't complain much about that one

[honest umbra]

it looked like a stud face but no contact

[slate kayak]

the 2nd leg is what ticks me off

studs up is foul

[inland hound]

20th min

[honest umbra]

yeah it looked like a stud one

[slate kayak]

regardless of contact

[fading ember]

Pretty sure it was carlo

[inland hound]

Should have been sent off from there

[slate kayak]

yea ancelotti mb

[fading ember]

Pep was 2013-2016 iirc

[slate kayak]

that looks like a casemiro foul

and he got sent off anyway

casemiro didn't

[inland hound]

vidal stomp Cases leg

He was on a yellow Btw

[slate kayak]

was vidal sent off yes or no

[honest umbra]

scum from ramos tbbh

that was defo offside

[slate kayak]

i have never seena goal more clearly offside than ronaldo in this one lmao

ever

[honest umbra]

vidal deserved it cant complain

nah uefa are corrupt

but dont worry it wont happen again

uefa gonna make sure their officials dont favour real

[slate kayak]

tbh not having vidal might have been better

[honest umbra]

they getting salty over usl

[inland hound]

Yes in the 84 th Minute He should have been sent off way earlier

[grave glen]

[inland hound]

????

[slate kayak]

2014 offside goal in final

[fading ember]

Tbf

Everyone in his position would do that

[inland hound]

2014? No

[slate kayak]

not ramos fault

its the fault of the ref

[slate kayak]

he's literally offside how are u arguing

[honest umbra]

looks like casmeiro got his revenge

[honest umbra]

i mean it was a scummy goal cuz it was offside

[inland hound]

it was in 2015😭

[honest umbra]

hes literally offside

i cant lie

[fading ember]

Ramos offside was in milan I think

[inland hound]

Also i dont think its even his goal tbf

[honest umbra]

im watching this

[slate kayak]

wtf?

[fading ember]

Not lisbon

[fading ember]

This is 2016

[slate kayak]

not blaming ramos

the ref is shit

[grave glen]

[honest umbra]

why did vidal get a red he got the ball

[slate kayak]

ask real fans

[honest umbra]

no its not ramos fault

its the ref

not ramos

not ur fault for scoring an offside goal

its not as if u scored a hand of god like henry

[slate kayak]

totally onside btw

[honest umbra]

or messi

or maradona

[inland hound]

https://youtu.be/DyFUhWw8wUQ Also, Vidal slapped Toni still No RED(Was already on a yellow)

[slate kayak]

stop trying to spin this

you won't find a single non real fan who agrees with you

[honest umbra]

actly that doesnt quite look like a slap tbh

[inland hound]

I am litteraly showing you instances

[slate kayak]

the refereeing was atrocious and ended up favoring real to an obscene amount

[honest umbra]

might be a foul but it dosent look like a slap

[fading ember]

England would have still lost that match anyway

[inland hound]

Why would i need real fans to agree

[slate kayak]

?

[honest umbra]

that slap from vidal

[fading ember]

It was copa del rey
Not UCL

[honest umbra]

dosent look like a slap

[slate kayak]

i know

this dude is capping

[inland hound]

it was a Slap

Lmao

[honest umbra]

ik im just saying they all scored hand balls

[fading ember]

Yeah

[slate kayak]

explain this tho

[honest umbra]

it looks more like excessive physicality rather than a slap

[slate kayak]

bayern favor: shitty pen in leg 1 that vidal skies

[inland hound]

Nice goal

[grave glen]

It's a mirage

[honest umbra]

whatever we can all agree that the refereeing was poor

[slate kayak]

where is the pass coming from?

show the instance the pass was made

[inland hound]

Number 25

[slate kayak]

ball isn't even visible

[inland hound]

He was offside

[honest umbra]

u have to show where the pass is from for it to be offside

[slate kayak]

can anyone find the ball in that image

[grave glen]

[inland hound]

Ball is with number 25

[honest umbra]

if its a cross from the touchline idt u will be offside

[slate kayak]

so?

he's receiving it

[inland hound]

he was offside he wasnt called out

[slate kayak]

he has to be off at the time of passing

[grave glen]

It will

[slate kayak]

do you understand how offside works

[honest umbra]

no u wont

if its a cut back

[grave glen]

The players receive need to be before halfline

[slate kayak]

where you receive is irrelevant

[honest umbra]

where u are when u pass

[slate kayak]

where you were at the time the pass was made is relevant

[honest umbra]

is what counts

no pt dwelling in the past tbh

its not gonna happen again

uefa hate real now

[slate kayak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phpDt_Kvp0o

[grave glen]

[slate kayak]

forget me im biased

[honest umbra]

and at this rate real will just play in the esl

[slate kayak]

even these dudes called out this shit

[inland hound]

ESPN FC😭

[slate kayak]

their opinion is as valid as yours

and none of them are bayern fans

[inland hound]

All those pundits are Anti-Madrid

[slate kayak]

what?

they're all epl merchants

[honest umbra]

stop arguing tbh

the refereeing was a shambles

[slate kayak]

how tf are 3 english dudes and an american anti madrid?

[honest umbra]

i think it favoured real but im not big on impartiality either so whatever

[inland hound]

for both sides

[slate kayak]

you're reaching harder and harder every second lmao

[karmic jungle]

🥶
Ik right

[cyan knot]

Update:Barca lost of course

[grave glen]

[inland hound]

Remove Our 2 goals also one of thier goals . We winning still

[honest umbra]

red cards

[slate kayak]

send casemiro off

game changes

[inland hound]

All this shithousery wouldnt happen had vidal been sent off earlir

[slate kayak]

and why was casemiro on?

you don't score those goals a man down

[inland hound]

Vidal should have been shipped at 20th Min?

[slate kayak]

so?

[inland hound]

Bayern would sit back the entire game then

[slate kayak]

i disagree

but even if he was

so what?

dude you're embarassing youtself now

[inland hound]

10 V 11 You expect bayern to go all attack

[slate kayak]

because we were down a goal on aggregate?

going into the tie

do you expect not to attack

[inland hound]

And you have BBC on the other side The best counter ball attack Itw during that time

[slate kayak]

BBC combined for a total of 1 legitimate goal vs bayern

[grave glen]

[slate kayak]

anyway i've had this argument enough times

if you want to close your eyes and pretend shit didn't happen go ahead

[inland hound]

In the end Ronaldo sent em back to Munich

[slate kayak]

*viktor kassai

tell you what

why don't you lot win a post var ucl

then we can talk

[grave glen]

That's a flex

[slate kayak]

wait first beat Sheriff

then we can talk

[fading ember]

Alexis sanchez at barca isn’t talked about enough

He was actually decent

[slate kayak]

your referee subscription was shipped to the wrong madrid club btw

[fading ember]

Better at arsenal ofc

[slate kayak]

going by the look of things

[grave glen]

He is I have that season's shirt

[fading ember]

Nice 🔥

[inland hound]

Why?

2nd in our group already qualifying

[slate kayak]

didnt shakhtar beat you home and away last szn

[grave glen]

We use to have neymar and alexis

[slate kayak]

with their c team no less

[fading ember]

Yeah

Alexis was actually better than neymar that year lol

[grave glen]

He left then we won ucl tho