la-liga

[unreal wasp]

So he was a goalkeeper like neymar?

[grave glen]

Not really

He's a mastermind

But no one agrees with him

[unreal wasp]

Like where did you even find about this guy

U read his books or something?

[grave glen]

Used to learn in school about Renaissance

[lime mica]

okay out of everything you could've talked about in this channel, Machiavelli would not have been my first guess

[grave glen]

Just came into my mind when talking about nico gonzales

[lime mica]

lmaooo

[plain elbow]

haha

[umbral imp]

Only rumors already got denied

[smoky sphinx]

come on man this guy is a great historical figure 😭

disappointed in some of y'all

[grave glen]

Yeah he's in my top 10

After Pele,Maradona and Plato

[shadow juniper]

no di stefano?

[grave glen]

Nah

I don't rate him much

[chrome slate]

They don't care about one of the greatest rma players

[shadow juniper]

he is the greatest according to pele an maradona too

but he doesnt even appear in goat debates

there is giuseppe meazza too

greatest italian they say

[chrome slate]

new generation dont give a shit about past players sadly, dont even give respect

[shadow juniper]

[chrome slate]

I saw a few guys talking shit about Maradona, the day he died

[shadow juniper]

[chrome slate]

So yeah

[grave glen]

Of course

[smoky sphinx]

bit of a generalisation

[spring yoke]

Hi everyone

[slate kayak]

source?

[shadow juniper]

they themselves

[chrome slate]

goal?

[shadow juniper]

[slate kayak]

i want to read it

goal

lmao

[shadow juniper]

search for it

[chrome slate]

goal reported it

[slate kayak]

could have just said used toilet paper

burden of proof is on you

not me

[chrome slate]

goal reported it

want me to repeat it again?

[slate kayak]

i want you to share the link

diego said his inspirations were george best and rivellino

[chrome slate]

give the people a smartphone, internet connection, a brower, and they still cant search two words..."pele di stefano"

[shadow juniper]

[slate kayak]

i didnt ask about pele

i asked about maradona

[shadow juniper]

search maradona di stefano

[chrome slate]

told you

[shadow juniper]

https://en.as.com/en/2019/12/18/soccer/1576649890_856497.html

here you go

Best player in history
"I think the best was [Alfredo] Di Stéfano, he was superior to everyone - even me. Pelé didn't want to recognise Di Stéfano's talents. Pelé's friends invented a trophyespecially for him for being a living legend of football. I even beat Pelé in Río for being the best in history"

[slate kayak]

cool thanks

that's all you had to do

""I think the best was [Alfredo] Di Stéfano, he was superior to everyone - even me. Pelé didn't want to recognise Di Stéfano's talents."

🤔

[chrome slate]

you searched it up, copypasted this, and he just says cool thanks....like lol

[slate kayak]

i asked for the link which he provided

altho there seems to be conflicting information in the same link

not what i'd expected

[shadow juniper]

https://twitter.com/goal/status/1308672196320002053?lang=en

Goal (@goal)

🗣 Pele: "People argue between Pele or Maradona. Di Stefano is the best, much more complete."

🗣 Maradona: "I think the best was Di Stefano, he was superior to everyone - even me."

📅 #OnThisDay in 1️⃣9️⃣5️⃣3️⃣, Real Madrid icon Alfredo Di Stefano made his debut for the club 👑

Retweets

147

Likes

1237

Twitter · Sep 23, 2020, 7:39 AM

here you go

goal

[slate kayak]

ok fair enough

looks like they said it

[grave glen]

Nah

[shadow juniper]

wot

[slate kayak]

altho older era players not getting credit is bog standard

imagine if pele had twitter for his propaganda

[chrome slate]

pele has

Keeps on telling players that he scored 1000 goals in his garden, so he still is the highest goal scorer of all time

[grave glen]

He meant twitter stans that spread his stats and achievements

Not him actually having twitter

[chrome slate]

probably has some...but not as many as others

[grave glen]

He doesn't have nearly as much as modern players

No one brags about pele

[hollow kelp]

Pele used to be overrated

not anymore

now he's overhated

It has come to the point where he gets called overrated so much he's no longer overrated lmao

[coral kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-dance-happy-dance-gif-15340006

Pele successfuly registering his goals from training so Messi doesn't overtake him again

[inland hound]

[fading ember]

[tender verge]

@inland hound why do you but

[fading ember]

Lol

[tender verge]

why did he put it lol

[chrome slate]

post the after images as well okay?

[fading ember]

Imagínate si anotan un jajaja

[tender verge]

???

[tender verge]

un gol?

[fading ember]

Sí

[tender verge]

épico

[fading ember]

[chrome slate]

I meant after the match...rma going to score past them a lot of goals so

[fading ember]

Mi predicción es este 💀

Pero me encantará un gol de sheriff

[tender verge]

Idc its a simple meme of the match lol

[chrome slate]

rodrygo brace incoming?

[inland hound]

What does this pic imply?

[fading ember]

Probably

[chrome slate]

yeah, but after their visit, their mood will drop lol

[fading ember]

Sheriff players at the bernanbeu

[chrome slate]

arriving at the bernabeu

[tender verge]

Sheriff when will see the Santiago Bernabéu

[tender verge]

At least one could score

[fading ember]

Sí

[tender verge]

are you Spanish

?

[fading ember]

Naa

[tender verge]

haha

[fading ember]

But i had spanish as a subject in school

[tender verge]

Cool

[fading ember]

Even tho I sucked at it lol

[chrome slate]

Not all spanish speakers are Spanish

[tender verge]

No you speak well

[fading ember]

I write well for the most part
But like actually in speaking my pronunciations are terrible lol

[tender verge]

I’m used to it but I really don’t care about the pronunciation

[chrome slate]

Try french and you will find spanish pronunciations easy

[tender verge]

Yeah French is more difficult

[grave glen]

Try japanese

You need to learn 3 different style of writing

[chrome slate]

Chinese be a headache

now lets not turn this channel into #off-topic

[grave glen]

[fading ember]

Yeah you are spanish so it’s your mother tongue

[fading ember]

Yeah ik lol
I had taken french only originally
But as I found it too hard I switched to spanish

[inland hound]

[tender verge]

Yeah

and you are

I forgot it lol

[fading ember]

?

[slate kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/police-trouble-oh-no-gif-7744617

perez rear view rn

[hasty nymph]

[umbral imp]

Go watch ten hag ball

[analog forge]

Haller gonna be top scorer at this rate lol

5 in 2

WTF

[umbral imp]

How tf you bench de Paul in a game like this

Simeone is sht

[knotty yacht]

Simeone atleti’s greatest ever manager

[umbral imp]

Why would he bench de Paul

[knotty yacht]

Idc he’s still their greatest manager

[umbral imp]

He’s literally the only creative midfielder they have

[plain elbow]

griezmann is also on the bench

[umbral imp]

Milan will clap his ass watch

[umbral imp]

He’s garbage that’s different

[plain elbow]

I guess Simeone has the weekend’s match in mind.

[umbral imp]

He drew his first match

[knotty yacht]

I hope so🤞

[umbral imp]

And is In a group with Liverpool Porto and Milan

He shouldn’t have any match but this in mind

[plain elbow]

🤷‍♂️

[umbral imp]

If they loose I honestly see them going to Europa as much as I’d hate to see it because of my love for Felix

@plain elbow

Griezman also brought his curse to the team they’ve been struggling every since he came

[knotty yacht]

Ice cold griezmann 🥶

Genius business by Barca 🔥🔥

[umbral imp]

If Diego was smart he bench him the rest of the season so they don’t have to pay barca

[tranquil galleon]

is marcelo leaving madrid ?

[umbral imp]

Doubt it

[knotty yacht]

Maybe but he’s not any use for our squad these days

[tranquil galleon]

ooh

[knotty yacht]

Real gonna get me depressed fr

[native sandal]

still another 45min

[knotty yacht]

The fact they are even leading against us is sad

IN OUR OWN STADIUM

[grim thicket]

well, it happens

lets not give up hope this early

[knotty yacht]

We have to win this if we don’t idk what to say

[native sandal]

even 1-1 ud still be top of the group imo

[knotty yacht]

Ik but this isn’t showing me hopeful signs of us going anywhere in ucl

[grim thicket]

yeah coz inter drew 0-0

[native sandal]

if u lose this and inter draws ure still second

[grim thicket]

and....shakhtar are gonna be group toppers?

😬

[knotty yacht]

We can get 1st and be 5 points ahead of inter if we win

Wasting our chances

[torn ermine]

madrid will top the group easily tbh

[cyan knot]

Barca 2nd in group 98%

Bayern 1st

[south night]

Meh

[torn ermine]

im definitely gonna take my word back after Tonight 🤣 🤣

[south night]

Yeah lmao

Sheriff just scored

2-1

[iron marten]

Absolutely shocking

[south night]

It really is

[stoic pelican]

Sheriff is juss too good?

[south night]

The first time this team is seen in the champions league and they manage to beat real lmao

[fading ember]

Sheriff are winning the UCL

[stoic pelican]

madrid will top the group easily tbh
@torn ermine ever heard of sheriff/

@fading ember i wouldnt be surprised if they got to quarters

They got a solid defence

[fading ember]

[fading ember]

True

[knotty yacht]

This is shocking

We can’t win ucl

Not in a million years

[torn ermine]

this is shaktar vibe

[tender verge]

1-2

🤣

Madrid is lamentable

🤣

[iron marten]

Atlètico score in the dying moments!

To make it 1-2

Suarez the hero

[knotty yacht]

This day can’t get any worse bruh

[mellow light]

Looking for the grizzi doubters rn

https://tenor.com/view/tom-hanks-wilson-binoculars-what-confused-gif-3382598

[umbral imp]

Lol where that Madrid fan

[mellow light]

Where are they?

[umbral imp]

Who had all that talk

[fading ember]

Messi scored and was assisted by mbappe

[mellow light]

Also looking for the felix doubters

[knotty yacht]

Good for him idc bout that

[fading ember]

Aah fair

[knotty yacht]

My main focus that we lost to a Moldavian team

[fading ember]

Mbappe actually played well

Whenever you get him will serve you well

[knotty yacht]

Hopefully

[iron marten]

It seems unreal, how did Sheriff win

[knotty yacht]

Cause we desperately need it

[iron marten]

In the Bernabeu, 1-2

[fading ember]

But imo instead of mbappe+Haaland
Your focus should be on mbappe+a centre back

[alpine socket]

@grim thicket 👋

[knotty yacht]

31 shots and our only goal is a penalty kill me

[grim thicket]

sup

[iron marten]

Shocking

[grim thicket]

their keeper literally turned insane for today

man literally saved a shot with his face....it doesnt get better than that

[knotty yacht]

Every time I say anything now I will get spammed by sheriff comments

[grim thicket]

eh who gives a rats ass, we are still second

[alpine socket]

rma lost uh. Nothing new there. But 31 shots lool

[inland hound]

😭

[alpine socket]

How can u miss 3 1 shots my God

[ripe plover]

Just saw that frenkie red card that was absolutely ridiculous that ref is a fraud

[knotty yacht]

ME BRUH WE LOST TO A TEAM THAT PLAYS IN MOLDOVA

[inland hound]

Viniciuos,Jovic,Rodrygo very poor in converting

[grim thicket]

and we are still second in the group

chill out

[knotty yacht]

Ok

[alpine socket]

Look at expected goal lol. Rma just took down that app predictions perfectly

[torn ermine]

griezmann scored

😮

[grim thicket]

hopefully we get our shit sorted out now, before the big games come in

this was a wake up call

[grave glen]

I think losing this one is ok for madrid

Its not like they're playing in their home ground against a moldovan side first time in ucl

[knotty yacht]

U rlly don’t need to say it

[grave glen]

[knotty yacht]

No need bruh

[inland hound]

Atleti again edged

[torn ermine]

imagine the betting on this madrid game, the odds on sheriff omg 😩 😩

[mellow light]

Can't believe he was called finished

[grave glen]

Stonks

[plain elbow]

atletico won with the most BS penalty call i’ve seen in recent weeks.

my goodness

[torn ermine]

i need to see the clip

[grave glen]

I thought the vini pen was bullshit

[mellow light]

Suarez still hasn't scored an away UCL goal in 5 years in my book

[knotty yacht]

Well it wasn’t

[torn ermine]

wait its handball pen for atletico

[grave glen]

From the replay angle they shown looks to soft

But we won the same one against levante

[grave glen]

lol

[inner gorge]

Felix x grizi x grizi strikes

We want more felix x grizi

Suarez runs out of gas every 5min

[fading ember]

Griezmann played good today?

[inner gorge]

He scored

Yea

Him and felix were INSANE

First half was shit tho

[dark ruin]

Oh my god Messi

[inner gorge]

Messis goal was OuF

And plus his first goal too

Scoring ur first goal with a class

[fading ember]

Aah cool

Wait actually not cool

We play you on weekend

😭

[fading ember]

Yeah

[torn ermine]

now, you should buy grizi 😁 😁

[inner gorge]

UCL yes

Laliga idk

[tender verge]

Lamentable in all aspects

[fading ember]

💀😂🔥😭

[tender verge]

[torn ermine]

ffs cant get over that pic 🤣 🤣

[knotty yacht]

Ffs

[grave glen]

Wait really?

[knotty yacht]

Bruh

[fallen crescent]

really a bad day .... will be a hard time in facing fans of other teams

[grave glen]

[fallen valley]

https://i.gyazo.com/c643f7d00f8c64b7de7d6bb8be8ed25b.png

[inland hound]

@grave glen

Did him dirty

[torn ermine]

[fallen valley]

Sheriff are winning UCL

[torn ermine]

that's a nice edit tbf

[fallen crescent]

well, then RM is safe ........

[fading ember]

💯

[knotty yacht]

Cmon u sheriffs🔥🔥

[grave glen]

How should I go into league debates when our league leaders lost to fuckin sheriff

[potent spade]

Apparently de Ligt is most likely getting benched tomorrow. Will Barcelona still go for him?

[grave glen]

[umbral sky]

If Sheriff wins CL I’m gonna get the logo tattooed

[grave glen]

Expensive guy

[potent spade]

He will get cheaper if he keeps being on the bench

[fallen valley]

BREAKING NEWS: Sheriff Tiraspol are gifted 13 Champions League titles from Real Madrid

[grave glen]

Isnt de ligt with that pogba agent

Forgot his name

[fallen valley]

raiola

[potent spade]

Yes

[grave glen]

Even as free agent he'll be expensive with raiola

[potent spade]

And xavi simons agent

[umbral sky]

Lol

[grave glen]

Bruh

That kid

[grave glen]

Hopefully

He’s like 60M

I’m sure we can afford that next summer

[potent spade]

De Ligt is like one of the few people I can think of that should really work out nicely for Barcelona

Juventus was a mistake for him tbh

[fallen valley]

@knotty yacht nothing wrong with losing to European superpower Sheriff 🥶

[knotty yacht]

Ffs

[fading ember]

Sheriff goated

[slate kayak]

So alaba lost his man who scored?

[grave glen]

But there must be a reason juve didn't play him much

Was it his performance or juve have better choices. I don't know.

[empty willow]

De ligt is one of those signings for us which might be expensive but also realistic at the same time

Imagine araujo + de ligt

[magic swallow]

[umbral sky]

Nah but fr y’all Real fans

What happened?

How did you lose to Sheriff? Lol

[empty willow]

Respect sheriff

[umbral sky]

Fair enough lol

Sheriff gonna win UCL

Sheriff 4-0 P$G

[abstract spire]

They're in their bunker rn

hiding from the sheriff

[shut locust]

Any Madrid fans here

Joined the channel just to post this

[abstract spire]

applies to real today

[umbral sky]

Hey that’s right, now that we sent Milan to UEL, we gotta teach Barca who rules La Liga

[amber schooner]

tears

[abstract spire]

i would love for barca and real to get relegated

[ebon ridge]

Rlly bro, we one the game coz they were reduced to 10

[abstract spire]

lol

[amber schooner]

atletico is essentially late goal & inshallah

[abstract spire]

that was a handball in the box

[ebon ridge]

Otherwise i can't possibly see atleti attacking like this

[abstract spire]

i don't see why everyone is upset

[tender delta]

Koeman
“We stole a lot of balls from Levante”

[grave glen]

We stole 22 balls

madrid had 31 shots

lmao

is camavinga a diver?

like, does he do it often or it was just a one time thing

[coral kiln]

[cold tide]

Real Fans needed this humbling the Vinicius purple patch got to their head

[tender delta]

9-0

[potent spade]

that keeper from sheriff tiraspol

sheesh

he was great

[covert monolith]

hope he goes to a bigger club

oh wait, there isn't a club bigger than sheriff

[potent spade]

he's on loan from AEK

so hes already contracted by a bigger club lol

[tender delta]

Sheriff gk to barca

[grave glen]

He's on call with larsson on the bench (I know it's a joke but I'm just not fun at parties)

The only joke I can laugh at is real madrid

[shadow juniper]

[tender delta]

Koemans side: WE STOLE BALLS WHAT U DOIN

[ember ruin]

@grave glen do you want this?

[grave glen]

YES

[shadow juniper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/305440198538559489/892578487188213911/Screenshot_20210928-210714_YouTube.jpg

[covert monolith]

sheriff are the biggest team in UCL

[grave glen]

You guys tarnish la liga pride smh

[shadow juniper]

oh yeah?

might know about this

[grave glen]

We are arsenal of la liga

Everyone knows

You guys the league leaders

[golden cosmos]

no we r not

[grave glen]

[golden cosmos]

we played 1 less game then everyone

thats why we r in 6th

[grave glen]

Arsenal is great wdym

[golden cosmos]

if we played sevilla we would have more points

[grave glen]

Banter club but great

[golden cosmos]

theyre 10th in the table

[shadow juniper]

[golden cosmos]

theyre behind brighton and brentford

great club

[grave glen]

I don't meant position more of a reputation

[golden cosmos]

no

[grave glen]

I can't make a joke if there's such people

[golden cosmos]

predictions tomorrow for benfica game?

[grave glen]

Ez win

[golden cosmos]

benfica are undefeated this season

[grave glen]

We're not arsenal

[golden cosmos]

even tho they play in a farmers league

i feel like 1-1 or 2-0 to barca

i dont have my hopes too high

[grave glen]

Nah 3 goals minimum

[golden cosmos]

but for the atleti game we r gonna get clapped cuz atleti pays the refs

7 mins stoppage time?

[grave glen]

They just have the cholo luck

[golden cosmos]

and that wasnt even a pen

lemar forced it onto his hand

milan were robbed

[grave glen]

True

[golden cosmos]

so were villarreal

[coral kiln]

[golden cosmos]

and espanyol

9 mins stoppage time?

are the refs high?

[tender delta]

Arsenal way better then bottleham

[umbral sky]

Cry about it lol

Do you think we have the money to bribe refs?

[golden cosmos]

how do u support atleti and liverpool

[umbral sky]

We would’ve bribed UEFA to put us in Madrid’s group

[golden cosmos]

they wouldve destroyed u

[umbral sky]

Sheriff?

Hahahhahaha

[golden cosmos]

2014 and 2016 ucl final coming back?

aww did u not have money then?

[umbral sky]

Huge talk for a Europa League team

[stiff fjord]

.

[golden cosmos]

huge talk for a 0 ucl team

11 league titles 🤣

[stiff fjord]

I was in lisbon during the 2014 final

[golden cosmos]

4-1 🤣

[stiff fjord]

I was so heart-broken

[golden cosmos]

how do u concede so many goals in extra time 🤣

[umbral sky]

Fr?

[golden cosmos]

L

[umbral sky]

Man...

[stiff fjord]

Yes

im from lisbon

[umbral sky]

Oh nice

So you speak Portuguese?

[stiff fjord]

yes

[umbral sky]

Great!

[stiff fjord]

I travelled there because I am currently living in usa

[umbral sky]

Ahhhhhh ok

I’ve always wanted to visit Portugal

Like Spain but without the funny accents

One day...

[stiff fjord]

@karmic jungle Did you go to the ucl final in 2014?

[shut locust]

I'm waiting to see a Madrid fan so I could post this emoji

[grave glen]

They're in hiding

[opal sigil]

[stiff fjord]

madrid fan

[umbral sky]

Lol

[opal sigil]

[stiff fjord]

Fan of Leon Bailey

[opal sigil]

Yes sur the goat

[stiff fjord]

@opal sigil Check annnoucements we are doing a ama with bailey

your favoirte player

[opal sigil]

🧢

Bailey dont got time for that, hes doing important stuff

[stiff fjord]

Our next Ask Me Anything will take on Bailey

[stiff fjord]

no

[opal sigil]

Fake bailey

[stiff fjord]

real bailey

[golden cosmos]

yo

[still pagoda]

we had 31 shots and scored 1 goal

through a penalty

holy shit Jovic was awful

[tender delta]

[still pagoda]

that Anthasiadaidiadiaiiasis guy was mad

their goalkeeper

[shadow juniper]

lmao

[grave glen]

[hasty hearth]

the who and the who??

[slender reef]

Giorgos Athanasiadis

[shadow juniper]

https://twitter.com/totalcristiano/status/1442962196506595328?s=19

TC (@totalcristiano)

We lost to the best team in the world.

Retweets

126

Likes

1968

Twitter · Sep 28, 2021, 9:19 PM

7 goals

in 36 matches

116 goals scored

[still pagoda]

wtf

109 goal difference?????????

[shadow juniper]

yes

[still pagoda]

still not an excuse though
its just the moldovan league

[shadow juniper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/305440198538559489/892603057932755034/1611217663.jpg

[grave glen]

[shadow juniper]

[agile tulip]

@obsidian wolf Messi > Ronaldo

[elfin flower]

La Masia players in the squad

Our UCL squad

[slate kayak]

Real lost to Bayern Moldova 😂

[tender delta]

Peña?

Sergio?

[mortal hemlock]

[tender delta]

Ghost ping

[amber schooner]

Why is Inaki there

[elfin flower]

backup

[slender olive]

Aight let’s be frank yeah

Can sheriff advance to the knockouts

Maybe make a run to the quarters

They’re in a marvellous position to do so

6 points dude

They need just 3 more and they’re pretty much safe through

Heck, with another win against Shakhtar and couple more points from Inter and Real, they could even top the group

Which would be amazing

[shadow juniper]

if they continue then they can

[grave glen]

Would be cool if they go through and slightly funny too

[slender olive]

Okay so idk how they do against Inter but Inter are traditionally shit in the GS so I reckon they can pick up 2 draws against them for sure, even a win

Shakhtar they beat at home, should be able to beat them again

And as for Madrid, they have home advantage- they can win again, but I think a draw is more likely

so with 3 points from Inter, madrid, and 3 from Shakhtar they finish top with 12 points

Is that possible

Possibly 14 points if they win once against Inter

You know what, Sheriff already won the hardest game of their lineup, they could even win all 6 games if they continue like this

[grave glen]

Yea why not

[elfin flower]

What you're saying isn't impossible

But it'll be hard

[slender olive]

Of course

Well as of rn they do look likely to at least claim an Europa league spot, if not go through

Which is what i think they were hoping for anyway

[umbral imp]

Felix was prime kaka today

[elfin flower]

Papa Perez 😭

[grave glen]

now I understand why he said that

[lost breach]

Hi

[slate kayak]

Perez in prison as we speak

[grave glen]

Fr?

yea

for rigging

Finally this guy's in jail

oh you know him

[tender delta]

Bone up

[shadow juniper]

lmao

[tender delta]

Lunin and peña should leave to villareal

Barley get chances

[grave glen]

Arnau Tenas now on barca b

[tender delta]

Demoted?

[grave glen]

Pena just a third keeper for senior team

[tender delta]

Loan peña

Peña is so loyal

Stayed at barca without playing for 3 straight years

He did not play a total of 150 games

[grave glen]

la masia keepers

[tender delta]

Sadly don’t make it

[tender delta]

Links will be good

[elfin flower]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CUYUz4bAipP/

fc_sheriff

👑 NO COMMENTS 👑

Likes

133108

Instagram

[normal idol]

GOAZEN ERREALA GOAZEN TXAPELDUN

[fading ember]

😂💀🥶

[inner gorge]

Sheriff man the underdogs

[karmic jungle]

No I didn't
But I Wish I could go

It ws like 100€ a ticket

[tender delta]

Ansu fati probaly woulce been sold in barts era

Y’all who would u rate better
Balde or Davies

[plain elbow]

at this point, alphonso davies is a proven/consolidated player at the highest level. balde on the other hand, is just taking baby steps rn, his career is only getting started as of now.

[tender delta]

Good poin

But u can’t lie in his ucl debut he was a monster

[plain elbow]

so of course, I rate Davies higher by a mile stretch.

the kid has spent years performing very consistently within the ranks, showing us all that he’ll eventually make it up to the first team one day. now, he’s here to showcase his talent and continue to improve.

[inner gorge]

hulo

fam sheriffs late winner goal is insane

[inland hound]

.--.

Atletico edging at Last Mins meanwhile Real bottling

[cyan knot]

No doubt sherif is winning ucl

[shadow juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/voltron-tables-have-turned-panic-hunk-gif-9426324

[fading ember]

Mariano cost real madrid 23 million euros to buy him from lyon

Sheriff’s market value is 12.38 million euros

[finite vessel]

farmers league

barca carried laliga

now even thats in shambles

admit it your league is dead bozos

😹

[shadow juniper]

barca carried la liga

[grave glen]

What league do u watch?

Premier league or Ligue bun

[grave glen]

If you dislike la liga don't watch it

It's not that hard

[slate kayak]

Sheriff is the new plastic club

Imagine if they arrest messi

[fading ember]

[slate kayak]

Scourge riding eith sheriff 😭

[fading ember]

idrc if it is plastic
Need to support the best team in europe

[slate kayak]

*world

[fading ember]

Yeah my bad

Sheriff are goats

[grave glen]

The best in europe is FC Barcelona

[slate kayak]

Not even the best club in barcelona

When is the derby

[grave glen]

[slate kayak]

21 Nov we shall see

[grave glen]

Ez

[grave glen]

Ez 12-0 victory for FC Barcelona

[vital kernel]

Real Madrid.

[fading ember]

Lost to sheriff

[vital kernel]

Fc Barcelona.

[fading ember]

Lost to bayern

[vital kernel]

Atletico Madrid.

[fading ember]

Drew to porto

[vital kernel]

Cf sevilla.

[fading ember]

They will play today

[vital kernel]

First md?

[fading ember]

Drew to Salzburg

[vital kernel]

Villareal cf.

[fading ember]

Drew to Atalanta

[vital kernel]

Conclusion: all la liga clubs are finished.

Jk jk Jk don't kill me

La liga Chad league

[fading ember]

Lol

[vital kernel]

Levante ud winning the league

😎👍

[fading ember]

[vital kernel]

Frutos top assisted

*r

[fading ember]

[gaunt plume]

no getafe win league

😳

[fallen crescent]

Each club is cancelling each other in term of domination ....... but we have 13 UCL and 34 La Liga ( don't bring you lost to Sheriff yesterday )

[vital kernel]

You lost to sheriff

[fallen crescent]

well yes

[analog forge]

YEE HAW MF

[grave glen]

[fallen crescent]

still that doesn't change anything ...... we have 13 UCL ( 8 more than you ) and 34 LaLiga (8 more than you )

[grave glen]

[queen flare]

we live in 2021 not in the past

[fallen crescent]

yeah you also have great 2021

[queen flare]

people who bring up history always know jack shit about football

[queen flare]

i dont support barca btw

just came in here and saw you talking about it

[vital kernel]

Bvb clear of these tinpots

6 out of 6 😎

[grave glen]

[fallen crescent]

I was not justifying about yesterday's match ...... I was talking about overall domination till now

[fallen crescent]

..

[vital kernel]

Dc

[fallen crescent]

hope you got it

[vital kernel]

4-1

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-siu-ronaldo-siuuu-hehehe-siuuu-insallah-hehehe-siu-essekogluessekdo-gif-23066823

[grave glen]

[fallen crescent]

[analog forge]

[inland hound]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1443150544957235201?s=20

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

@partidazocope 🚨| Real Madrid salary limit went from €473m to €739m in a year.

Progress! #rmalive

Likes

401

Twitter · Sep 29, 2021, 9:47 AM

[analog forge]

347 to 97 noice

[fallen crescent]

[analog forge]

Lol

[grave glen]

[chrome slate]

Perez for you

[shadow juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/florentino-pérez-happy-real-madrid-gif-11891658

argetlam

[chrome slate]

RMA players get paid very well, but the only thing the club asks in return is performance and results

[chrome slate]

https://tenor.com/view/fist-bump-bump-fist-baymax-big-hero6-bata-lata-gif-4086982

How are you today?

[shadow juniper]

not bad

[inland hound]

Howz it so unequal?

[chrome slate]

RMA one of the only few clubs to get a profit during pandemic, got money boost from la liga and government, and ESL money

https://tenor.com/view/6m-rain-wallstreet-make-it-rain-gif-8203989

[shadow juniper]

depends on each club's financial performance ig

[inland hound]

Government?

[shadow juniper]

also 100%fans back

so bernabeu be rollin

[chrome slate]

And yes, club took a small loan from a Spanish bank as well @inland hound

[shadow juniper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/333307159641194498/892648068267270194/banginbern.gif

[chrome slate]

yes, we reportedly got like 200m for that alone

[chrome slate]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-you-dog-hugs-hugs-to-you-love-gif-16660134

[inland hound]

If Hazard dont bag G/A he has to go Blud

[shadow juniper]

he was good yesterday

right

[inland hound]

Doest matter if he does aesthetic dribbles

G/A>>>

[shadow juniper]

peaky blinders szn 6 incoming btw

[inland hound]

2022...

[shadow juniper]

[grave glen]

[slate kayak]

yes government

https://www.ft.com/content/750e14a2-3f94-11e6-9f2c-36b487ebd80a

here's what you do:

1. sell your land to the madrid municipality for an inflated price (100x)
2. lease it back for basically free (.001x)

3. invest your free money into big signings like roberto carlos, ronaldo nazario, zidane, figo

4. enjoy commercial success

[inland hound]

Not commerce

[slate kayak]

adjusted for "football inflation" zidane's signing cost real madrid 200-350m depending on how you adjust

[grave glen]

ez money

[slate kayak]

forgot to add: file taxes as a charity to illegally gain an advantage over non spanish clubs for decades

never mind that nobody in spain has paid taxes till the authorities caught them

etc etc

[grave glen]

Can get out if first offense

[native sandal]

there is a new sheriff in town

[smoky sphinx]

this is like when companies sell buildings then buy a lease back for peanuts

actually this is how Stamford Bridge works I think

[slate kayak]

chelsea straight up has 1.5bn of interest free loans from roman

moratorium extended aka free money

[fading ember]

UCL winners 2022

[inland hound]

https://twitter.com/bryxndesign/status/1443171781527801857?s=20 Only +ve Karim Overtook Raul yesterday

Bryan (@bryxndesign)

𝟰𝘁𝗵 highest top scorer in the history of the Champions League 🇫🇷🔥

Likes

180

Twitter · Sep 29, 2021, 11:12 AM

[grave glen]

Benz

He likes to record

And breaking records

[fading ember]

🥶

[grave glen]

[slate kayak]

isnt he due to appear in court

[fading ember]

Yup around 20-22 October

https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20210330-october-date-set-for-benzema-s-trial-in-sex-tape-case

[grave glen]

I thought things were done and dusted

[fading ember]

Naa

Case is still going on

[grave glen]

He been called up back for france

So I just assumed

[fading ember]

Yeah that was interesting

Keeping him out for 6 years and then calling him back

[coral kiln]

Barca to Sheriff huh?

Ur valid☑️

[fading ember]

Ofc

Gotta support the best team in the world

[grave glen]

Yeah

There's no way real madrid gonna lose to a small club

[fading ember]

Sheriff UCL winners 2022

[grave glen]

[coral kiln]

Facts they are this years uefa treble winners

To good rn

[fading ember]

Yup

[slate kayak]

do they even have 2 domestic trophies for a treble

[tender delta]

They have way too much

Words can’t explain how much

[coral kiln]

I mean if club world cup counts

Then yeah ig

[slate kayak]

do you guys realise

sheriff is currently 3rd in their league table

they arent even top of their league

[coral kiln]

Random question: did LaPorta buy Emerson just to sell him and get profit?

[coral kiln]

Yeah lol

Wow

That point difference

Damn

[slate kayak]

8 points behind the leader

[grave glen]

There's no way la liga league leaders gonna lose to a third placed moldovan league side

[slate kayak]

what happens if milsami gets to the UCL?

no wonder perez wants to hide in a super league

[coral kiln]

MLS teams should be able to qualify for chanpions leauge lol

[slate kayak]

doesn't their federation have its own cl

[coral kiln]

Ik but I want to see madrid vs like LAFC idk I feel like madrid would loose can't lie

[grave glen]

UEFA champions league for a reason

[coral kiln]

Yeah ik but la liga vs MLS would be cool to see😒

[grave glen]

Nah

One sided

Not fun

[still pagoda]

oh shit does that mean he might miss the clasico?

[fading ember]

Dunno really

I don’t think the case will get settled so soon

[slate kayak]

can happen in cwc

but mls never wins their CL

its nearly always mexican clubs?

[native sandal]

i think he'll be done on the same day before the classico starts

[fading ember]

Yes

Last time a MLS team won the concacaf Champions league was in 2000

[slate kayak]

Whoa

[hasty hearth]

barcelona match day today

[grave glen]

I think you'll win

[ripe field]

3 games in hand

[native sandal]

Benfica FC

guy changes teams more times than he brushes his teeth per day

[knotty yacht]

Can’t imagine changing teams🤡

[grave glen]

Yeah

[tender delta]

cOlD

[grave glen]

What a loser changing team

[knotty yacht]

Yeah Vardrid didn’t have a chance against us anyway🤡

[grave glen]

Yeah

[native sandal]

💀

[tender delta]

Varca couldn’t even score a goal

[grave glen]

But they have fati now

He looks good

[tender delta]

We have zirkee

[shadow juniper]

we had 12 chances mfs

[knotty yacht]

Cristiano>fati

[tender delta]

Can’t wait to beat u

[shadow juniper]

comparing a lb with a lw

lmao

[grave glen]

Sheriff fan giving an L?

[knotty yacht]

Shush stay mad vardrid fan sheriff on top😂

[shadow juniper]

[knotty yacht]

We dominated on the pitch u had no chance

[shadow juniper]

lmao

go read the stats

[knotty yacht]

Stat merchant 🤡

[grave glen]

Wow

[shadow juniper]

[knotty yacht]

Sheriff just too good

[shadow juniper]

[tender delta]

12 shots 11 miss
What are u?lord vini?

[grave glen]

Yeah there's no way real madrid gonna lose to a shit team from unknown country in their own stadium

[tender delta]

Neuer could’ve done better

[knotty yacht]

Sebastian thill > poni pross

Thill best ucl midfielder of all time

We have cristiano ronaldo and Adama traore and people are underestimating us😂

Bruno fernandes on the bench too🔥

[tender delta]

Martins> penandes

[knotty yacht]

L opinion + ratio + sheriff clear of ur team

[tender delta]

We beat cristiano

And lord lingardhino

[knotty yacht]

K did u beat lord vini tho

https://tenor.com/view/tmzka-real-madrid-rmcf-vini-jr-vinicius-jr-gif-17719453

[tender delta]

We beat lord Fred tho

[knotty yacht]

He didn’t try probably 🤡

[tender delta]

Lord maguire?

[knotty yacht]

Nacho cheese?

https://tenor.com/view/nacho-fernandez-real-madrid-gif-22356587

[tender delta]

Lord varane

Still beat him

[knotty yacht]

Bumzard?

[tender delta]

Uh slowtic?

[grave glen]

Marcelo looks different in this picture

[native sandal]

https://c.tenor.com/X6Ln2AtOv-UAAAAM/tmzka-real-madrid.gif

😂

[cold tide]

The Vinicius purple patch lasted 3 weeks

Ansu about to show him levels on the 24th

[chrome slate]

Just one game and madrid haters start this stuff

It is like they totally ignore the fact that we have 13 ucls. Wins, draws and losses are all part of the sport. We lost against them 2-1, not like 5-0 or anything like that

[knotty yacht]

I’m joking damn

[fallen crescent]

it was a stressful day on internet for RMA fans

[grave glen]

Barça 3-2 benfica

Depay, F De Jong & dest

[coral kiln]

Yesss

Hush

Yo it would be funny if Real Madrid finished in bottom of the group 🤣🤣

[knotty yacht]

Won’t happen tho

We are 2nd still

[torn ermine]

imagine shaktar being shaktar again 🤣 🤣

[chrome slate]

Messi scored

But for PSG

[fallen crescent]

Maybe someday Ramos will also tackle
but for PSG

[chrome slate]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/sep/29/real-madrid-can-spend-eight-times-as-much-as-barcelona

[chrome slate]

Their base budget was €428m, to which they added from their own reserves of funds a further €292m – which would have allowed them to sign the Paris Saint-Germain forward Kylian Mbappé for a reported €200m and still have been within the league’s spending limits.

[torn ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/florentino-pérez-real-madrid-owned-wonder-defeat-gif-14017205

[chrome slate]

Barcelona, who are in a financial meltdown after reporting losses of €481m (£415.7m) earlier this year, have seen their spending power drop from €347m (£300m) per season to just under €98m (£84.7m).

[cold tide]

But Laporta trust him and his super league bullshit

[slate kayak]

Laporta failed on every promise he made didn't he

[inland hound]

Clearly

[umbral imp]

Lmaoo like you last week

Take the L sherif dominated you @chrome slate

[chrome slate]

For now

[chrome slate]

Hey, I did not shit talk about any club last week

I never do, unless their club presidents and players publicly disrespect rma

[umbral imp]

Doesn’t matter last ucl fixtures you were toxic as hell talking about you dominated inter

When you got dominated but according to you whatever team wins dominated

So you got dominated

[inland hound]

You havnt watched the game didnt you?

[chrome slate]

I just said we won because we played better, had precision and scored a goal

how is that toxic?

[umbral imp]

Read what I said

[umbral imp]

…

[inland hound]

"Sherrif dominated you"

[umbral imp]

It’s directly to him only

[inland hound]

?

[umbral imp]

Not a logical statement

He gets it

[umbral imp]

Obviously they didn’t dominated I’m talking to him who said because he beat inter he dominated when inter were the dominant team

[chrome slate]

Did I mention the word dominated when I was talking about the inter game?

And I was never toxic

[umbral imp]

So I’m just repeating what he did last time since sheriff won this time

[umbral imp]

Pretty sure I have the screenshots

Let me go look

[inland hound]

Sherrif sat back the entire game registered less than 0.38 XG whereas madrid against inter registered 1.04 XG

[chrome slate]

throwing false accusations about toxicity smh

[umbral imp]

I’m not you were literally being toxic about Madrid winning

And I told you okay be arrogant Madrid better not loose else I’ll do the same

[chrome slate]

Never was

[umbral imp]

Did I or did I not say that ?

[chrome slate]

If I was ever toxic, tell me why not a single mod has muted me? Not even one person has reported me...do you know why? Because I am not toxic smh

Stop making false accusations

[umbral imp]

I literally said you didn’t respect the fact that inter were better which is arrogant at best Brugge we’re better than psg and we have better individual players I ain’t scared to admit it but you wanted to act like Madrid was so much better than inter

That’s what pissed me off

[chrome slate]

I basically said this that day

how is this arrogant?

[umbral imp]

You were toxic in the way you were talking about Madrid beating inter I find that toxic if not toxic arrogant and there’s two different levels to being toxic you aren’t gonna always get muted I’ve had minor toxic moments why didn’t I get jute ?

Mute

Because it’s not that serious

[chrome slate]

Throwing false accusations and trying to defame me smh

[umbral imp]

For example bragging about your team in a toxic way isn’t gonna get you muted

[umbral imp]

lol you still don’t get the point idc about defaming you mate just wanted to get back at you for how you wanted to act like dominated inter

Sheriff dominated you.

[chrome slate]

I never bragged...I defended my club when you all were shit talking

[umbral imp]

End of argument that’s all I wanted to don

[umbral imp]

Shit talking? I showed respect to both clubs so don’t say y’all

I literally said both teams played well but inter better

Did I not ?!!

and you said Madrid scored so you were the better team which was far from the truth

[chrome slate]

You throwing false accusations about me, when I never did anything bad, or said anything you....you just lost all respect

[umbral imp]

And I told you the better team doesn’t always win and you weren’t the better team you were persistent on the fact that you were

[umbral imp]

Idc about your respect mate like I said I’m repeating the same thing you did just to show you you were talking nonsense

Just because a team win doesn’t make them the better team

[chrome slate]

[plain elbow]

end the rift here, both of ya.

[umbral imp]

There’s no conflict just proving a point

[knotty yacht]

Nice argument guys

[umbral imp]

He’s so convinced that if a team wins that makes them the better team

[inland hound]

You cant say we didnt Deserve the win against Inter

[chrome slate]

I never started this, and I do not even want to continue this, LMV. Do not worry

[inland hound]

We registered more than 1 XG

[umbral imp]

Inter were the better side is that a lie ?

[plain elbow]

doesn’t matter, drop the drama now. let’s be civil lads.

[inland hound]

On the other hand sherrif registered 0.37 XG

Us 3.12

[chrome slate]

I was trying to be respectful, like I always am, but that dude just started throwing false accusations, and I was only defending myself. I have nothing to say there

[umbral imp]

False accusations I literally repeated what you said last time

What’s false about it

Doesn’t matter nice chat.

[plain elbow]

move on, y’all.

[grave glen]

[plain elbow]

anyway, keys for today’s match:

• Actually turning up and not ghosting
• Restrict service to Yaremchuk and Darwin Nuñez
• Speed and runs in behind by the wingers and fullbacks as grimaldo and lazaro push up often

[grave glen]

The first point though

[cold tide]

Yep his main promise was Messi’s renewal but Messi left within three months of his presidency..he won’t see heaven

[queen flare]

how can you register 0.38 XG and score 2 goals

that doesnt add up 💀

[knotty yacht]

Pls lose so we look just a bit less dumb

[slender olive]

No

plus

Losing to benfica is a lot better than losing to American police officers

[knotty yacht]

Well if u lose to benfica like 3-0

[slender olive]

Still better

[knotty yacht]

Nah cause we dominated sheriff but they just got a class goal at the end u could do nothing against

[grave glen]

Why do people call Real Madrid “Real Vadrid”?

[opal sigil]

Lol

[fading ember]

Trolling

[grave glen]

What is it supposed to mean?

[fading ember]

That real madrid win thanks to var

[grave glen]

Ohhh

[fading ember]

(Before some madrid fan attacks me I am just explaining him what the joke means)

[plain elbow]

just saw the lineup, and I wish I hadn’t seen it.

returning to a back three

https://tenor.com/view/shaquille-o-neal-shaq-remove-glasses-im-out-im-leaving-gif-17944592

[chrome slate]

You cant do much when the Sheriff GK literally saves a shot with his face 😦

[fading ember]

Yeah it’s terrible