la-liga

[shadow juniper]

[obsidian dock]

hello

[grave glen]

La Liga the best league in the World

Alongside premier league

[fading ember]

[tender delta]

Ur just biased

Pique do better attacking

70 goals

[knotty yacht]

I’m not im just saying benzema vs depay is the stupidest debate

[fading ember]

Benzema will win the pichichi obviously

[knotty yacht]

Because benzema has 5 times more g/a than him

Currently

[fading ember]

Like he finished second top scorer in la liga every season I think

Since ronaldo left

Only finishing behind messi

And now there is no messi so I don’t see anyone challenging him

[knotty yacht]

Yeah benzema is great

[dull kraken]

Braithwaite

[shadow juniper]

benz clear

[knotty yacht]

Bruh benzema been like this since 2018/19

[spring yoke]

What is this comparison

[tender delta]

Ur just biased

[spring yoke]

Lol

Depay needs time to prove himself

Benzema is a damn beast

[fading ember]

Goatwaite is too good his goals don’t count

[knotty yacht]

Goatwaithe’s stats are unreliable he actually has 2000 goals

[inner gorge]

Any matches today?

[grave glen]

Prolly golden boot too at this rate

[fading ember]

Yeah he easily can if he stays on this form throughout the season

[grave glen]

Twitter.com that's normal there

[cyan knot]

Definetly depay

[grave glen]

They didn't finish

Maybe they meant who is better at rapping

In that case they are right

Need a rap battle first to decide

Better than el clasico

I've seen Benzema try to rap in his stories and trust me it ain't pretty

[knotty yacht]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRMqpzLn1qt/?utm_medium=copy_link

Benzema cold with it🥶

[storm quest]

I know

[storm quest]

Both would get washed by Jese Rodriguez

[zinc crag]

😔

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-crying-cry-sad-messi-crying-gif-22630392

[shadow juniper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/333307159641194498/890546978226847744/image0.png

[torn ermine]

ESPN question 😭

[snow spire]

3 matches
1 of them being Cadiz vs Barca

[grave glen]

https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1440986807118745601?s=19

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

After his 78th minute goal against Getafe, Luis Suarez has now scored at least one goal in every single minute of a game, from 1' to 90+7' ⏱⚽️

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The best striker I know

[inner gorge]

thanks

[inner gorge]

ELLLL PISTOLERO

old but fine like a wine

[snow spire]

He's a pain in the ass for us

[fading ember]

🐐

[ripe field]

benzema is basically playing like 2014-15 messi

[ripe field]

he's now the third player to achieve this feat

[thin lance]

benzema is unreal

[slate kayak]

Benzema is clear of suarez

Spent his prime propping up cr

Now carrying real

Build him a statue

[grave glen]

Relax

[thin lance]

isn't benzema a muslim?

[fading ember]

Yeah he is
But what’s that got to do with football

[thin lance]

i think it's against the islam religion to have a statue built

[fading ember]

You mean Rn or overall?

[fading ember]

Oh

[thin lance]

so benz wouldn't get a statue

[native sandal]

alcohol, prostitutes, tatoos, etc etc etc.
Benzema got em all except the tatoos lol

[inner gorge]

top 15 most defensive teams in europe

barca not on top 10 anymore

[knotty yacht]

Firstly how is Lille first secondly how r we this high

[inland hound]

Zidane ball

[knotty yacht]

Oh this based on last season

[torn ermine]

rodrygo was balling last night

[slate kayak]

in 2021

[fading ember]

Oh then Benzema is miles clear

[slate kayak]

career wise its a debate

but it could go either way

[torn ermine]

ancelotti ball really makes them more offensive side

[slate kayak]

have they played a "big" team yet tho

[stiff fjord]

@covert monolith Is this true?

[slate kayak]

new manager + relegation fodder tax

yes they've scored more goals at this stage than any time in decades

[fading ember]

They played inter

[slate kayak]

21 in 6?

[knotty yacht]

No more sheriff SZN 😔😔

[fading ember]

Beat them 1-0
But struggled

[slate kayak]

1. big side
2. syria tax

[slate kayak]

soon

gonna save the juju for ucl nights

[knotty yacht]

Still won + we are missing players

[slate kayak]

inter lost 2 of their best players in summer

[fading ember]

I said “beat them 1-0” only

[inland hound]

Syria?

[slate kayak]

serie a

[fading ember]

Not that you didn’t deserve

[knotty yacht]

They are still a very good club + they got replacements for the players who are not as good but are still good

[fading ember]

And you can’t deny that inter made you struggle

[knotty yacht]

Of course I never denied that

[slate kayak]

ok gtg football time (irl)

[fading ember]

[trail swift]

well ngl they deserved to win

[inland hound]

We didnt have Toni also played fatigued modric

[torn ermine]

oh yeah recently i see less of modric.

[knotty yacht]

https://twitter.com/madridxtra/status/1441009519279104013?s=21

Madrid Xtra. (@MadridXtra)

EH7 🇧🇪

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Twitter · Sep 23, 2021, 12:00 PM

Hazard SZN

[fading ember]

Well every win is deserved imo unless it is something like juventus in 2004-06 so you guys deserved to win 100% imo

But yeah inter played better

[fading ember]

Yeah
Will be interesting to see how you perform against them with kroos

[knotty yacht]

Plus mendy was out 😒

[ripe plover]

Apparently koeman is pretty much going according to the guy who is talking to fabrizio in his stream rn

But xavi won’t sign its too soon he said

[knotty yacht]

Pirlo in then😎😎

[native sandal]

if i were laporta I'd let koeman coach us until the end of the season ( can't be gifting 12m for free so he can go to holidays )
then I'd sign Ten hag next season and give him a salary he can't refuse

[fading ember]

https://twitter.com/reshadrahman_/status/1441028786535821319?s=21

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@ReshadRahman_)

(🌕) Barcelona are indeed eyeing the situation of Paul Pogba and are waiting to see how talks go involving his renewal at United — nothing advanced yet though. Relations between Joan Laporta and Mino Raiola are still very good. @tjuanmarti @FabrizioRomano @twitch #Transfers 🇫🇷

Twitter · Sep 23, 2021, 1:16 PM

[ripe plover]

Koeman to stay is the best for barca right now

Pogba won’t sign for Barcelona if United have a good season

[knotty yacht]

Rip Barca

[native sandal]

we don't need jogba tbh

[fading ember]

Don’t want him either 🤷🏻‍♂️

[ripe plover]

I don’t see any coach that currently has a job to leave their job to go to Barcelona

[fading ember]

I am happy with the midfield

[ripe plover]

Ten hag is confirmed not going

Xavi “too soon”

Both of these are from fabrizio

[knotty yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/andrea-pirlo-pirlo-coach-pirlo-pirlo-juventus-pirlo-shocked-gif-18876578

[fading ember]

Just need a better medical team and a CB

[ripe plover]

Also that koeman is “pretty much” leaving is by fabrizio

[knotty yacht]

pirlo SZN😎😎

[native sandal]

ten hag has a ucl to play for this season

ajax are doing really good

[ripe plover]

I mean they haven’t faced Bayern yet

[knotty yacht]

It’s only right for pirlo to come😎

Ajax > Barca currently not even gonna lie

[ripe plover]

I don’t see how Pirlo would suddenly get Barca to win something

[ripe plover]

With Barca injuries right now yes

[native sandal]

I'd take lampard then, both are shit but at least the latter doesn't have a vikings beard

[ripe plover]

Can’t blame koeman if coutinho keeps being a fraud

As well as dembele

Both potential but they haven’t shown it at Barcelona (dembele sometimes does something genius and then it’s followed by howlers)

Koeman won’t be sacked based on results it’s a personal issue with the board/laporta

[ripe plover]

The reporter at fabrizio live stream said this

Unless Koemans wins every single game which is unrealistic he is most likely going

[knotty yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/pirlo-pirloisnotimpressed-notimpressed-gif-7747868

[native sandal]

ye and they're even better than madrid

[knotty yacht]

Ok

[native sandal]

they beat u 💤

[knotty yacht]

Ok

[native sandal]

lmao

[grave glen]

What's the criteria

[fading ember]

Goal conceded last season

[grave glen]

Then its totally not a list of most defensive team

Just list of team that is good at defending

It's just a list on who had a better defence at a certain period of time

Union Berlin conceeded less goals than Bayern last season but that doesn't mean that they have a better defence

[tender delta]

Atleast spell okay right

[grave glen]

Yep that list shouldn't be used to label defensive teams either

[knotty yacht]

Ohkay

[tender delta]

Meh atleast better then before

[knotty yacht]

Ohkai

[stiff fjord]

Where is Juve

[warm delta]

Viniscius is in a such good progression

5 goals already

Mbappé only got 4

[inland hound]

And mbappe will outscore him at the end of the season🤷‍♂️

[warm delta]

for sure man

but great start for Vini

[stiff fjord]

no quiero que si

Vini es un muy bueno jogardor

juegardor

Mbappe no eso penal contra swisa

vini es el nuevo neymar

en el copa mundial

[fading ember]

💀😂

[stiff fjord]

lodi x vini gana la copa

[shadow juniper]

translate

[stiff fjord]

fine

[shadow juniper]

[stiff fjord]

I dont think so
Vini is a very good player
Mbappe did not score a pen against swiss
Vini is the new neymar

[stiff fjord]

Lodi x Vini wins the world cup

[shadow juniper]

[shadow juniper]

vini wont get injured for his sisters birthday tho

[fading ember]

El mundo no está preparado

[covert monolith]

Wtf

[umbral imp]

Who’s this guy

[umbral imp]

That’s too far lol

[grave glen]

Who tf is Emre Demir

[fading ember]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emre_Demir

[knotty yacht]

Yes ikr vini should be compared with the likes of Ronaldinho

[umbral imp]

this guy

[knotty yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/im-being-serious-liverpool-accent-scousers-serious-gif-15479476

[grave glen]

No way they're still singing players

Just hire conte already

[umbral imp]

Emere demir just seem like another demir

Lmaoo both left footed

Both same thing

Why we get another demir

[grave glen]

Arda Turan 2.0

[umbral imp]

He can turn out to something good I guess

Why we need tow demirs Barca

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/realmadriden/status/1440954349254029313?s=19

Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 (@realmadriden)

mood rn

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Im guessing the old robot admin got sacked

[stiff fjord]

nada es muy

pero

Felix es mas mejor

[shadow juniper]

hopefully thats true

[exotic kite]

How is alaba doing

[knotty yacht]

Good

He’s pretty impressive atm

[exotic kite]

Nice

Playing cb?

[knotty yacht]

Mostly yeah

[mellow light]

Vini isn't the new neymar

Neymar is the old vini

[grave glen]

lol

don t make him overrated

pls

i actually like him

[knotty yacht]

He’s better than Ronaldinho tho

[inner gorge]

Lille played well when they won ligue 1 they had the least conceded goal in the entire Europe and real madrid defence was not that bad last season

[inner gorge]

Idk

[inland hound]

Just for Reference

Class so Far

[exotic kite]

in buildup he's such a blessing to have

he has been good defensively too then huh?

[inland hound]

Yes defensively class Tracking back welll,intercepting

But his 1v1 tackling is mehh

[exotic kite]

yeah it was the same here

[inland hound]

Also hes leading the team well

[exotic kite]

yeah he's a great player to have

i just wish that he left more like thiago lol

[inland hound]

Still dont get why bayern didnt renew

[exotic kite]

he didnt want to

[inland hound]

Salary i think

[exotic kite]

i think that was just an excuse

cause no way is real paying him that much

[inland hound]

L for bayern🤷‍♂️

[inner gorge]

Alaba asked for higher salary

Thats what I heard

[umbral imp]

Let's go every la liga fam pray for komena sacking today

[inner gorge]

Damm

Yall can sack him on October 3

[mellow light]

Very fitting manager for 8arcelona tbh

[grave glen]

Everything looks good except for the ST

[umbral imp]

Fitting ?

[opal sigil]

Puig st>luuk

[grave glen]

Not bad

[umbral imp]

Such a shy line up

Sht

Cádiz beat us please

[grave glen]

Bruh that’s all we have available

What are we supposed to do?

Umtiti-Lenglet?

[umbral imp]

I'd rather him play umiti than pique yeah

And coutinho than de Jonh

Jong

Regardless I want us to loose so he can GTFO that's my opinion.

[hollow kelp]

Honestly that's the best lineup we have available only difference is that Depay should be ST and Coutinho should LW

other than that it's the best lineup we can offer rn

[grave glen]

Shy lineup?

[inland hound]

??

[hollow kelp]

He meant to say shit

[grave glen]

They're too down bad

[umbral imp]

Why's de Jong still starting

[umbral imp]

I want koeman gone

Like I said it's my opinion you're free to think what you want

[hollow kelp]

That's what I said I would replace De Jong with Coutinho and other than that Lineup is good

[umbral imp]

I've emphasize that more than once

[inland hound]

You wont get a better replacement

[umbral imp]

I can't stop what you think you can't stop what I think

And what u want is him

Gone

[torn ermine]

this is my fear rn. Its not the best time imo

[grave glen]

Maybe he'll be good in this game why not

[hollow kelp]

If Barca play well Koeman won't get sacked

[umbral imp]

....

[grave glen]

Ansu on the bench?

[torn ermine]

yeah, not like any managers could fix this squad immediately

[inland hound]

Yes options are limited better give him the season see what he does

[hollow kelp]

cause they can't sack Koeman after a good performance

[grave glen]

Yep

[grave glen]

Agreed

[torn ermine]

this is what i want rn, i could bear this suffering for another season ig

[inland hound]

the squad consist of academy players i mean how do you expect to challenge for silverware straight Off

[grave glen]

Emre demir is different playing style than the original demir

[umbral imp]

No one said anything about silverware

[grave glen]

Emre demir still more unpolished than our demir

[umbral imp]

Emre demir ain't nothing special

[torn ermine]

yep, not my expectation as well, my expectation has been set to low since that bayern 8-2. I dont expect any silverware. What we got last season is good enough already

[inland hound]

Lost to Bayern . Drew granada thats not terrible

[grave glen]

Yes and he's just for reselling I think

[torn ermine]

altho our record against big teams are shit rn. We cant compete at high level yet

[inland hound]

Squad is inexperienced so expect Low

[umbral imp]

....

[grave glen]

They're living in past glory

[fading ember]

My expectations for this season since messi left have been finishing third and make UCL RO16/Quarters only

I have hopes from 2023 onwards tho

[exotic kite]

barca needs some middle aged players

most are either old or young and inexperienced

[grave glen]

40 something?

[exotic kite]

in footballing terms

[fading ember]

25-30

[grave glen]

Ok fairs

[fading ember]

Depay and Coutinho are kind of middle aged

[grave glen]

Need someone that can lift up spirits of this scared bunch

[exotic kite]

these are the only players in that age range

most dont even start

[fading ember]

Only depay is good F

Ter stegen has been average the last two years but maybe he will get back to his old form

[torn ermine]

our boy araujo is one of the few that fight to the death and for the badge 🔥

[exotic kite]

shameless bayern plug

[grave glen]

The youngsters all are like that

[fading ember]

[torn ermine]

thats actually balanced

also they are competent

[cold tide]

No way Barça is playing today

[fading ember]

Bayern extending contracts of Kimmich and Goretzka was a massive W

[grave glen]

When there's a will there's a way

[torn ermine]

and with muller leading the team, they are doing well

[exotic kite]

yeah better than any signing we could have made

we have good young players too

[fading ember]

200%

[exotic kite]

only concerns are muller and lewy replacements

[cold tide]

They better win smh

[torn ermine]

kimmich and goretzka are like a "must to extend" type of player lol

[fading ember]

I don’t see you guys loosing BuLi for the next 3-4 years at all lol

[grave glen]

[torn ermine]

and musiala, holy cow, he is damn good

[cold tide]

Surely we can beat fucking Cadiz

[exotic kite]

i just want to win this one so we have 10 in a row

[torn ermine]

ha, you wont know what will happen at this point

[cold tide]

The results they got against us last year were fluke

[grave glen]

Don't think any team is even close to challenging Bayern even tho I want to

[fading ember]

This one you for sure will

[exotic kite]

marsch and dortmund defense helping us

[cold tide]

I see Luuk De Jong is starting so we’re already a man down

[fading ember]

Indeed😂

I won’t be surprised if marsch gets sacked at around mid season

[cold tide]

Why are we talking about Bayern here

[exotic kite]

unironically leipzig will lose to brugge in CL and buli will get memed

[grave glen]

Let's move to #bundesliga

[cold tide]

5-0 Real

If they don’t get revenge for the humiliations now they never will

[grave glen]

Easy 3 points

If it was valverde era

[cold tide]

Valverde used to have Madrid on a leash fr

[fading ember]

I am from India and its terrible for me lol

We play pakistan on the same day at the same time in a cricket match which is our biggest sporting rivalry

[grave glen]

Bruhh

[fading ember]

Will need to watch both together ig F

[cold tide]

That’s tuff

[exotic kite]

honestly barca isnt looking that bad in the league if they win

today

[cold tide]

You mean after we win

[grave glen]

Yeah

We didn't played 2 game yet

[inland hound]

[exotic kite]

we'll see at the end of the season

[inland hound]

Multi-Task

[eager drift]

The question is, will barca lose to cadiz

[fading ember]

Yeah lol

[inner gorge]

How's cadiz

Last season cadiz was pain in the ass

[grave glen]

We are making the Demir team

[inner gorge]

Oo

[visual kindle]

Is that his brother

[fading ember]

Naa

No relationship afaik

[visual kindle]

Ah

[grave glen]

Emre demir is turkish

Yusuf demir austrian

[bright ridge]

https://t.co/WBdQ08eG3u

Cadiz fans chanting "where is Messi?"

[snow trail]

Who sees RMA winning the UCL

[inner gorge]

I see them as semis

Or QF

[snow trail]

We reached Semi’s under Zidane with 60 injuries

[inner gorge]

This is ancelotti

[inland hound]

Defense wins you big games

[snow trail]

True

[inland hound]

I dont see us going Semis Tbf

[snow trail]

Defence is lacking

[snow trail]

The mid and the strike is doing good

I feel like we’ve got a better chance this season than cross and inshallah

[inner gorge]

Obviously

U guys score 3+ goal every match

[snow trail]

Players are performing

[inland hound]

There are teams with World class defense

Who can easily stop us

[snow trail]

I’d prefer Nacho as RB with Militao and Alaba holding the the centre

Need Mendy as a LB, and the whole defence is structured

[inner gorge]

Real struggled with Inter milan but Rodry came with clutch

[inland hound]

Yes Carlo managed well there

I thought he would play Fede RB

[snow trail]

Carlo knew he couldn’t play from the mid so he got Rodry

[inland hound]

Like how ZZ played him

[snow trail]

Fede is not an RB, I’d never want him playing RB

Fede is a clutch player

He’s good at defence

But he makes a difference in the mid

[inland hound]

hes most effective position is Rightback

[snow trail]

Fede Valverde?

Idts, but diff opinions

I respect your opinion

But I believe he’s rly good at taking the game forward from the middle

He’s pacey, aggressive, and takes the game forward

[inland hound]

He can do that at the Right wing

[snow trail]

Not necessarily a winger, I’d still prefer him to play a year or so at the middle unless Ancelotti changes that

He’s the mastermind

I always told my brother Hazard would make a difference as a False 9/CAM

And he agreed

[rigid nest]

valverde strikes me as a very all rounded box to box mid

[snow trail]

See

Asensio in his new position was making a difference too

Our midfield is completely stacked

Probably the strongest midfield in Europe at the moment

Unless anyone else has a different opinion

[inland hound]

he wont isolate there

If you have seen Last classico You will know how effective he was

[snow trail]

Hmm

[snow trail]

I did

He brought the game up from the middle

I get your poont tho

Point

[inland hound]

Zidane deployed him in the right wing

[snow trail]

Yup

Vazquez needs to boost his confidence up and needs to eat his opponents alive from the RB position

[inland hound]

Also against Liverpool

[snow trail]

Or just play Nacho there

[inland hound]

Valverde at RB>

[snow trail]

Bale would make a huge difference if he started taking football seriously

[snow trail]

I don’t want him as a fullback tho

Why didnmy role change from 0-1m to 2-4m

[inland hound]

Value increase

[snow trail]

Ah

I feel like we’ve got a really good chance in the CL

Because of the players mentality

[inland hound]

Nah with that Defense NO

[snow trail]

Time will tell

Defence can improve

Casemiro hasn’t been in form as he’s tired so

[inland hound]

We cant play Casemiro that role

hes never Good

[snow trail]

What?

CDM?

Casemiro’s the most clutch playwr in that position

And he was much better than Kante in the last season

[tender verge]

levante to ucl

[inner gorge]

Villareal vs Real Madrid will be SPICY!!!

[inland hound]

To build and progress the ball from the back

[inland hound]

They have got united so hopefully they play thier B-Team

[inner gorge]

Yea

[inner gorge]

They will bring their first team around 70th min

[tender verge]

Who is gonna win laliga pathetico, real mandril or netherlona

[inner gorge]

Real madrid

Barca I see them as 5th or 4th place

[tender verge]

Lmao

[inner gorge]

Villareal and sevilla might clutch it on 3rd

[tender verge]

levante 6th

😎

[inner gorge]

Levante man

[tender verge]

yup

[inner gorge]

morales

Absolute baller

[tender verge]

el comandante

[inner gorge]

Istg that dude scores bangers

The come back against barca last season was insane

[tender verge]

I think one season will be in Europe

[tender verge]

Yeah

3-3

thanks of that point we stayed at laliga one season more

[inner gorge]

And u destroyed us

Damn

[tender verge]

haha yeah

[inner gorge]

Levante must be on top 10

[tender verge]

with de frutos and morales

[inner gorge]

Atleast

I don't understand how levante plays prime ac milan against top 3

[tender verge]

I hope one season will be in Europe

[inner gorge]

Europe conference I bt

[tender verge]

yes

levante only reached Europe one time

we eliminated olympiacos

But then we fell down

[vital kernel]

Campana too

[tender verge]

Yeah campaña is a nice player as well

and roger

and much more

[knotty yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/ziekenhuisbal-memphis-depay-rapper-dans-gif-15705268

Depay > benzema 🥵🥵

[grave glen]

Memphis pichichi

LOADING....

[lime mica]

@grim thicket did you see that BS red

[grave glen]

Istg everyone called me stupid

Frenkie de jong overrated

[lime mica]

idk if you're gonna see this cent

but I am ready to throw hands

[exotic kite]

just because he got a red card?

[lime mica]

and knives

[knotty yacht]

De jong out for atleti Barca is fucked

[grave glen]

Valverde > de jong

[viral dew]

Facts

[grave glen]

Cool joke

[lime mica]

do I need to refer you to the pins again

[grave glen]

I pinned no one sry

Bro just like last year cadiz got 4 points from both legs with barca

Can they also do it with rma ?

[icy crypt]

https://twitter.com/Memphis/status/1218946373690761216?s=20

Memphis Depay (@Memphis)

@donstanlo Bitch, this is fame, not clout
I don't even know what that's about, watch your mouth!
I had to go @Drake on your ass my bad.
But Next time you use your twitter fingers come see me pssyboi
1 month after surgery! You should know the lionbusiness.
Done for today ✌🏽 https://t.co/RX0tX36TQ4

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Twitter · Jan 19, 2020, 5:20 PM

[knotty yacht]

Cold with it🥶

[empty willow]

[empty willow]

[grave glen]

Riqui concern about Ronald Koeman's future

[mellow light]

🇼

[broken isle]

why didn't koeman get sacked after 2020/21?

[knotty yacht]

Ceballos > frenkie de pendog

[icy crypt]

Frenkie has a career because of 1 dribble

[grave glen]

Copa del rey soothes things up

[broken isle]

oh right

[opal sigil]

Atleti for laliga

[grave glen]

Plus messi makes it looks good

[empty willow]

Valverde has a career off a goal vs the worst barca team for 20 years

[knotty yacht]

No lmao

[icy crypt]

Valverde was good before that lmao

[empty willow]

Mfs comparing frenkie and valverde lmao

[opal sigil]

Only madrid fans will compare valverde to de jong😭

[icy crypt]

Idek about this debate we will let the performances show themselves

[grave glen]

Valverde is class compared to de jong

[empty willow]

Bros gonna get muted

Chill with emojis

[grave glen]

Ansu Araujo Frenkie all been red carded

Frenkie twice already

[mellow light]

You know ball my freind

[broken isle]

can Barcelona afford sacking Koeman?

[grave glen]

Yep

[grave glen]

💀💀

We have loans

[icy crypt]

Probably since they had to beg all the players to reduce their wages

[grave glen]

The problem was the wage gap

[broken isle]

you also have a huge debt

[mellow light]

Who would you get if koeman leaves?

[broken isle]

soon

[icy crypt]

Probably Xavi or Roberto Martinez

[icy crypt]

I'm surprised they're not at least trying to get Enrique back

[broken isle]

why would Roberto Martinez want to become Barcelona's coach

[grave glen]

Nah

Let him live in peace

[icy crypt]

Money

[empty willow]

I’ve been wanting Erik ten hag since 2019

[grave glen]

I cant belive barca went from xavi and iniesta to de jong 💀

Srs

[empty willow]

[broken isle]

im pretty sure belgium pays him more than Barca can atm

[icy crypt]

Highly doubt it

[grave glen]

Jokes

[broken isle]

they went from Messi, Suarez, Neymar to Luuk De Jong, Depay and Braithwaite

[icy crypt]

Also if Martinez somehow manages to get Barca top 4 consistently his legacy will improve massively

So could be worth the risk

[broken isle]

that ain't a joke

Barca have huge financial problems

[grave glen]

I just want a manager that can rebuild the squad

Ole in

[grave glen]

1.3b€ debt

[broken isle]

💀

[grave glen]

Ole would relegate barca 💀

[grave glen]

At least it's funny

[empty willow]

Ole is better than koeman

[icy crypt]

Even Arteta is better

[grave glen]

This is just sad

[mellow light]

Shouldn't sack koeman remember he made barcelona right he's the reason barcelona are doing so well

[broken isle]

fax

[grave glen]

Ole would still sign ice cold martial for barca

[grave glen]

We're the best club in spain after all

[viral dew]

Even if a new good coach comes and has good rebuild ideas it's hard for barca to fight for trophies this szn

[icy crypt]

Barca should try sign Martial though

Instead of Olmo

[knotty yacht]

Would be vibes tho

[grave glen]

Rebuilding doesn't require trophies

It takes time

Ole in

[grave glen]

Olmo is a also a playmaker since de jong is bad 💀

[opal sigil]

Better than luuk

[icy crypt]

Who would he make plays for? Depay who can't even finish?

[broken isle]

Luuk De Jong

[grave glen]

Am sry but thats where barca has finished

[icy crypt]

Wait Koeman is out for 2 games lmaooo

[grave glen]

Ansu Fati back next week at least, that's something positive

[broken isle]

Barca in the mud

🔥

[grave glen]

Would ansu fati be back in his top form tho?

[grave glen]

Nah

In barcelona

[icy crypt]

Last season he had Messi

[grave glen]

Wait what!?

https://twitter.com/barcacentre/status/1441161144945688581?s=21

barcacentre (@barcacentre)

Roberto: "We have to be united."

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Twitter · Sep 23, 2021, 10:02 PM

[grave glen]

Hope so

[viral dew]

BarceLOLna

[grave glen]

We have to be Barcelona

Not man United

[icy crypt]

https://twitter.com/barcacentre/status/1441165174052847623?s=20

barcacentre (@barcacentre)

Piqué: "I don't wear the Barça shirt to finish third or fourth."

Twitter · Sep 23, 2021, 10:18 PM

Well Pique is 100% leaving this season

[grave glen]

He did have a good run before his injury

[empty willow]

We don’t wanna lose to young boys

[icy crypt]

Notice how he doesn't even say first

[grave glen]

Won player of the month

[opal sigil]

Man utd?

[grave glen]

Roberto 💀💀

Roberto is seperating his club lmaoo💀

[icy crypt]

https://twitter.com/barcacentre/status/1441165272979673092?s=20

barcacentre (@barcacentre)

Koeman: "You have to be realistic with the squad we have."

Twitter · Sep 23, 2021, 10:19 PM

[mellow light]

Man utd lost to youngboys tbf

[chrome slate]

[grave glen]

[grave glen]

At least he accepted that de jong is crap

[knotty yacht]

Roberto ronaldo fan confirmed

[empty willow]

Realistically, even with the horrendous situation we’re in, we should not be drawing to cadiz

[icy crypt]

Everyone knows De Jong was crap

[broken isle]

Things changed a lot in the last 3 seasons, from Barca being fairly good and Real Madrid being in the mud to the opposite

[prisma swift]

https://twitter.com/xgphilosophyeu/status/1441162341526106114?s=21

The xG Philosophy 🇪🇺 (@xGPhilosophyEU)

Cadiz (1.29) 0-0 (0.44) Barcelona

Twitter · Sep 23, 2021, 10:07 PM

[icy crypt]

Exactly, you can see he's succumbed to the pressure which just kills any hope within the tean

[opal sigil]

Hes talking abt braithwaite dembele and fati injury

[mellow light]

The next el clasico

[chrome slate]

looking at current barca, i guess rma were not so bad in 2019

[mellow light]

Is gonna be entertaining

I'm predicting atleast 5 madrid goals

[grave glen]

[icy crypt]

I hope I can get a ticket for El Clasico

[broken isle]

Real Madrid were very bad in 2018-19

[chrome slate]

which one?

[grave glen]

Man looking for brathwait to play

💀

[empty willow]

He never takes responsibility either. Putting the blame on the team with this “realistic” shit. Especially vs bayern. After the game he said we finished with young players instead of old heads 💀

[icy crypt]

Maybe both, but will definitely try the upcoming one

[broken isle]

the question is how Barcelona is going to perform later this season

[grave glen]

You guys forgot we couldn't use the "messi please save us" card anymore

[broken isle]

I forgot Aguero played for Barca

[grave glen]

Eibarman

[mellow light]

Wrong reply but still F for aguero

Should of made some deal with city to stay

[grave glen]

Aguero wont play anymore

[icy crypt]

The team could be so much better if they had more confidence

[grave glen]

I think he will leave in january

[icy crypt]

Confidence comes from the manager

And the captain

[mellow light]

If he is atleast a little decent he should be able to play as a striker at city

[icy crypt]

I'm sure Busquets and Alba are shit captains

[grave glen]

Dembele might be back again from injury with a new manager for the third time

[empty willow]

We have incredible young talent but the club rn is just in shambles

[icy crypt]

The young talent need someone to look up to

[icy crypt]

Look at how the players spoke about Messi before

[mellow light]

So sad that all of the former good barca players either left retired or are bums rn

[icy crypt]

Which is why I feel so lucky that we still have players like Modric still in our squad

[broken isle]

RIP

[mellow light]

Imagine if modric benzema casmeiro kroos ramos were washed/retired

[grave glen]

Ramos already left real

[icy crypt]

We'd still be decent imo

[mellow light]

Yeah but he still helped madrid when they were in a transition

[mellow light]

I disagree tbh

[icy crypt]

I have complete faith in Camavinga and Valverde

[mellow light]

I think you guys would look exactly like barcelona rn

[grave glen]

😂😂😂

https://fxtwitter.com/BrazilianDest/status/1441152806434611205?s=19

[broken isle]

Mbappe, Camavinga, Valverde, Blanco can replace them

[grave glen]

Barcelona are actually banter fc

[grave glen]

Tiki taki

[icy crypt]

Nah we'd still have Vinicius and Hazard

[broken isle]

and Vini ofc

Rodrygo

[grave glen]

Barca is finished

[knotty yacht]

Barca or arsenal?

[grave glen]

Real Madrid and Man Utd are way better

Arsenal are looking more promising then Barca ngl

[broken isle]

he is el jefe and perez is el jefe de jefes

[mellow light]

Both of those players were bums last season

Your entire fanbase wanted their heads

[icy crypt]

Forget last season it's the present now

Courtois was shitter than shit in 18/19

[grave glen]

I want to ask an opinion which one is right?

https://twitter.com/BarcaUniversal/status/1441167332521365505?s=19

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal)

Piqué: “I don’t wear the Barça shirt to finish in third or fourth place.”

Sergi: “Finishing in fourth place is not good enough. This squad is capable of winning the league.”

Koeman: “Finishing in a Champions League position with this squad would be a success.

Who’s right?

Twitter · Sep 23, 2021, 10:27 PM

[icy crypt]

Look at him now

[chrome slate]

[icy crypt]

Koeman is right

[grave glen]

I vote sergi

[icy crypt]

But he shouldn't admit that

[grave glen]

[mellow light]

Sergi tbh

[chrome slate]

pique....man speaks from his heart

[grave glen]

Yeah mans gave up

[knotty yacht]

Koeman 💀💀

[icy crypt]

He will probably retire this season

[mellow light]

Koeman is the worst of them

[icy crypt]

How long does Pique have on his contract?

[mellow light]

Should be sacked just for that comment

[icy crypt]

WTF

2024

[broken isle]

no

he was not

most goals Madrid conceded at that time weren't his fault

[knotty yacht]

He was

He was like so shit

[mellow light]

Imagine your coach not having confidence in your own team

[icy crypt]

Courtois was horrible in 18/19

He had anxiety issues

[broken isle]

I will say it again

[icy crypt]

Nah but how is Pique under contract until 2024 lmaoooo

[mellow light]

Wasn't horrible just made a few mistakes

[broken isle]

most goals RM conceded at that time weren't his fault

Everyone was just looking for a scapegoat because he replaced fan favourite Navas

did yall not watch matches in 2018/19

[icy crypt]

I'm not backing Courtois in 18/19 idc

[knotty yacht]

forever young

[broken isle]

typical

[icy crypt]

Idec cause look at him now

Best keeper itw

[mellow light]

3rd*

Or 4th

[broken isle]

he was class at 2018/19

not as good as he is now

but the entire rm team was shit at that time

[mellow light]

I rate Navas and oblak higher than him

[knotty yacht]

Navas won’t even start for PSG probably

[mellow light]

He's started all of their matches

This season

[grave glen]

Opposite

[mellow light]

Although Navas makes alot of "saves for the cameras" I still rate him highly

[grave glen]

Ref for Barça was shit

My days

[chrome slate]

https://tenor.com/view/goal-mbappe-celebration-crying-baby-football-gif-17477397

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/de-jong-crying-frenkie-crying-de-jong-crying-celebration-frenkie-de-jong-crying-frenkie-de-jong-crying-celebration-gif-22315048

[knotty yacht]

Wtf is this💀💀

[chrome slate]

Tell me who got the red card in the match which resulted in a draw?

[icy crypt]

De Jong could never do that in a Clasico

[grave glen]

I just hope koeman doesn't get abused by the fans

They're wild there in catalonia

[chrome slate]

barca fans will rekt him

[icy crypt]

He's already being tortured lmao

[grave glen]

Poor guy

From a legend to a banter material

[icy crypt]

Problem with player legends coming back to coach their old club

In most cases it destroys their legacy

[grave glen]

Zidane a special case

Pep too

Baldness quirks

[chrome slate]

not for zizou

[icy crypt]

Not everyone can be like Zidane

[chrome slate]

touche

[knotty yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/zidane-zinedine-zidane-i-am-the-boss-zizou-gif-6233466

[icy crypt]

I love that Zidane was at the Bernabeu for our first game back

That actually made me so happy

[grave glen]

Luis enrique, zidane and pep are rare cases of success

[mellow light]

Johan

[grave glen]

Johan transform football

[chrome slate]

changed barca

[grave glen]

Man got total football everywhere

They went guerilla tactic before in football

[icy crypt]

Tbf I still associate Cruyff with Ajax more as a player

[grave glen]

I associate more him with his cigar

[plain elbow]

thank god I missed the match

school saved me for once

and this surely now seems like a wrap for ronald koeman

what a shame

[snow trail]

HAHAHAHA

As much as I hate Barca

I rly want them to thrive

El Clasico isn’t fun

So yeah

But, I rly want the big win against Barca first

6-0 coming up inshallah xd

[knotty yacht]

Benzema hatrick

[snow trail]

Yessir

Vini and Big Benz

[snow trail]

Bro for a second

I thought there was a match going on i was like tf

😂😂😂😂

[umbral imp]

Barca Will be a mid table team under koeman just wait

[chrome slate]

[knotty yacht]

I’m just gonna enjoy this moment

[umbral imp]

Maybe then Barca fan will stop "trust the process"

[umbral imp]

You shouldn't it makes la liga look bad you're greatest rival being weak isn't a good thing

[prisma swift]

It is

[umbral imp]

Bundesliga Is improving serie a is more competitive than ever

[opal sigil]

Atleti is their rival

[knotty yacht]

Well I don’t care

[opal sigil]

For now

[knotty yacht]

😃

[umbral imp]

La ligs will turn to a joke

[opal sigil]

And will win the league

[umbral imp]

You're weird for not caring about that

[prisma swift]

I want Barcelona to go bankrupt

[knotty yacht]

Ok

[prisma swift]

How? Why would you want ur enemies doing well

[prisma swift]

Sergi roberto 60 g+a season from rwb coming

Soontm

[umbral imp]

Lol wanting your enemy to do better than you an wanting them to be destroyed completely are two different things I'm a Barca fan and I want both Barca and real to run Europe again where every season they were both favorites and Spain was the league to fearv

Smh

The English fans used to not be able to talk sht they would say out league the best and we would throw how we do then in Europe at them

Now we can't even do that

But hey keep hoping the league gets worse

[mellow light]

^

[knotty yacht]

But it’s funny

[mellow light]

Yeah it's ok laugh at them and stuff but wanting your biggest rivals to just become horrible is bad for the league

[knotty yacht]

But luuk de jong

[icy crypt]

Why can't we expect other teams to be better

Why does it have to be Barca

[plain elbow]

https://twitter.com/LaLiga/status/1441112660804653070?s=20

LaLiga (@LaLiga)

🤩 ¡Tienes una cita con #ElClásico!

📆 Domingo 24 de octubre
🏟 Camp Nou
⏰ 16:15 horas

📢 ¡Confirmado en @MovistarFutbol!

#LaLigaSantander

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Twitter · Sep 23, 2021, 6:50 PM

another 4:15pm local time kickoff at camp nou for the next clasico.

[knotty yacht]

Will be a interesting game

[icy crypt]

Hopefully it doesn't rain this time

[grave glen]

https://twitter.com/BarcaUniversal/status/1441163741433929729?s=19

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal)

Koeman: “I think the team was good. We had a lot of possession. I can’t complain about the players today.”

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Twitter · Sep 23, 2021, 10:13 PM

Brother was watching a different game

[hollow kelp]

Ngl

I think Koeman is a troll

He has to be trolling at this point

some of the things he's been saying are outrageous

[viral dew]

Koeman knows his career at Barca is done soon
Now he wants to repay them by trolling till Barca finds a replacement

Snowman > Koeman

[cold tide]

Ain’t no way we couldn’t beat fucking Cadiz

[bright ridge]

https://t.co/DbVP7pJ3n4

[broken isle]

Only one man can save Barca

[bright ridge]

Barcelona playing dirty and still not working

[bright ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/valverde-valverde-heart-ernesto-ernesto-valverde-heart-ernesto-heart-gif-22019263

[iron marten]

It's absolutely shocking

[hasty hearth]

i didnt even watch the game

but that is fucked up how we losing to one of the bottom teams in standings like idek what to say rn at this point

koeman needs to be fired immeditately

[iron marten]

Barca didn't lose, it ended 0-0

But still..

[hasty hearth]

like whats the future for us?

like tell me thT

cause idk

aguero is shit

coutinho is shit

im kinda just rambling

[tender delta]

Bro is he In another dimension or somin

[grave glen]

Easy 3 points for us

[hasty hearth]

…

idek

real madrid is good

[slender olive]

Koeman more like clownman

[hasty hearth]

we couldnt even win aganist cadiz how are we expected to win aganist real

[grave glen]

Hey we're in a deep shit, so it will takes 2-3 seasons to actually come back or at least stable

[tender delta]

Defo will smash Madrid

[iron marten]

It's not just about Cadiz, it's the overall performance of this team

[grave glen]

[tender delta]

we’re shit

But not deep shit

[iron marten]

They're just.. dead

[grave glen]

Koeman won't be here for long anyways

[hasty hearth]

i hope so

[plain elbow]

I missed the game since I was at school for nearly 12 hours today…..thankfully.

[hasty hearth]

koeman is making me lose brain cells.

[grave glen]

No Laporta video for us to stay calm today?

I'm anxious now

[tender delta]

Somone should just make a song about
Koeman is loosing my mind

[hasty hearth]

deadass tho

that would be nice

[grave glen]

I enjoy watching myself suffering

So I just tune in

[plain elbow]

:((

[tender delta]

Not just that we drew against a new promoted team and I got 5 sleep paralysis

So I had a near death experience watching this

[grave glen]

Cadiz newly promoted?

[tender delta]

Kinda

[hasty hearth]

i was dead tired today and the least that could happen is barcelona winning but no they tied

[grave glen]

We played them last season

[hasty hearth]

which is okay but still

[tender delta]

Luuk de Jong for me was man of the match for me

Created a lot of chances

[grave glen]

Don't rely your happiness on barça anymore

I learnt a lesson long ago

[grave glen]

Him being on the pitch made Barca play with 10 men

[hasty hearth]

im not starting today

[grave glen]

I'm watching merely for entertainment now

[hasty hearth]

might revert to any team i have my eyes at this point

[tender delta]

Yeah but he created the best chance for Depay but Depay flunked

[grave glen]

I'm not a snake

[tender delta]

Let’s say the pie fucked it

[iron marten]

It's the worst Barca I've seen in my life, but it was kinda expected after Messi leaving them too

[grave glen]

Cules till I die of heart attack

[grave glen]

Yup

[hasty hearth]

pretty much

[grave glen]

Literally our core for past 6 seasons or more

Messi

[hasty hearth]

i wanna revert but my gut is saying dont lose your loyalty

[iron marten]

You can't do that

[grave glen]

Remove the core things crumble and flaws start to show even more

[tender delta]

I support both almeria and granada and my fav one so far barca

[grave glen]

[iron marten]

Stay loyal to your team

[grave glen]

Yeah

[hasty hearth]

i will

[grave glen]

To your wife it depends

[pulsar ruin]

i didnt know matches were this close, already another real match tommorow damn

[grave glen]

But to your club its a must

[tender delta]

If She supports Madrid no choice man

[iron marten]

I mean, take a look at Arsenal fans, they've been suffering for YEARS, but are still supporting Arsenal to this day

[tender delta]

True

[pulsar ruin]

cant wait for real vs athlatico

[hasty hearth]

this fax and even spurs

[grave glen]

You butchered their name

[pulsar ruin]

because thats how much i dont care

[tender delta]

Basically stabbed it 27 times

[grave glen]

But you can't wait for it

[pulsar ruin]

i just need them off our ass

[grave glen]

Kinda an oxymoron there

[grave glen]

Aah real fan?

[pulsar ruin]

i cant wait to stomp them, do you care about the name of every cockroach you kill?

[grave glen]

Yeah kinda sad lucas died

[tender delta]

U have a point there

But we can’t just kill it like that

We might kill jazz

[lime mica]

I caught the game after a very painful day of classes...it made the pain worse

[grave glen]

Pour the Salt and lather to the wound

[iron marten]

Who do Barcelona play next?

[grave glen]

Levante

[iron marten]

Away or at home?

[grave glen]

Not sure

[hasty hearth]

maybe away not sure

[grave glen]

Home

Just checked

[iron marten]

Maybe they can win then

[grave glen]

Of course

[pulsar ruin]

i stopped watching football since 2009, barca was big then wtf happened to them lol they garbage now and have no one

[grave glen]

Fati the boi is back

[iron marten]

It's just sad

[hasty hearth]

2009? wtf

[pulsar ruin]

yeah i was surprised when i came back in 2021 and van ester roy wasnt at real still

[grave glen]

Mans mia for 12 years

[pulsar ruin]

idk why i stopped watching i guess i just was too busy with ladies

[grave glen]

Must be hard

[hasty hearth]

aye respect that

[mellow light]

Can't relate sadly

[pulsar ruin]

im back now and its fun, not as crazy as i was back in the day screaming at people next to me for every goal but u know

[cold tide]

Look at Mr Bitches over here

[pulsar ruin]

i didnt say that,i said ladies

[cold tide]

Mr Bitches sounds better

[pulsar ruin]

crazy how when i came back i heard ronaldo joined real and then left lol

i missed all that

[mellow light]

He flopped

[slender olive]

That’s it. That seals the deal. I’m no longer a Barcelona fan. This “football club” is a pure and utter embarrassment to UEFA and Catalonia. I’ve been a fan since 2005 but I’m done now. I’m taking my support to Paris Saint-Germain where they know how to run a real football club.

[grave glen]

Won't read that

[slender olive]

loll

[pulsar ruin]

back in the day ronaldinho would scare the shhit out of me whenever we played vs barca

[cold tide]

Me but unironically

[grave glen]

My attention span is max 6 words

[slender olive]

HAHAH

[lime mica]

don't leave me emile we gotta share in the pain

[pulsar ruin]

wtf happend to robinho? he was suppose to be the next ronaldinho

[slender olive]

U gotta support psg w me bro

[hasty hearth]

yea man you have alot of catching up to do

[lime mica]

I know we're joshing around but I'm not even gonna joke about supporting PSG

[slender olive]

Best and most legitimate club in the world with lots of history

[slender olive]

I pretended to support Madrid for a day

So ye

[lime mica]

lskjfslkjfsdlf-

[pulsar ruin]

lol yeah, i am searching lot about the club and whatnot

[slender olive]

It was April 1

[lime mica]

I know

I'm perfectly aware of the Barca server's shenaniganry

[slender olive]

I remember singing hala Madrid in la liga chat

[pulsar ruin]

but wait, i think when i stopped watching real had benzima no?

when did he join