la-liga

[grave glen]

Yea just fit my style enough

[grim thicket]

yeah i actually had a growth spurt, which made my coach shift my position

i was never rlly pacy but had good technical abilities as RB
played more of a conservative role

[grave glen]

No wonder then

Need the technical player on the middle

[grim thicket]

and they translated well into my CDM role

yep, to dictate the tempo, and have good positional awareness

i rarely ever went close to the opposition box

and almost never went into the box except for corners sometimes

[grave glen]

Are you pacy kinda player?

[grim thicket]

oh and to take free kicks

nope not rlly pacy

[grave glen]

Bruh

[grim thicket]

like i said, even as a RB i was more conservative

rarely went up the pitch

i would be more like a RCB

[grave glen]

I just cover the back every counter

[grim thicket]

yep same

nasty fouls are the best

[grave glen]

Love a rainy day sliding are the best thise times

[grim thicket]

especially when you get away without a card

[grave glen]

That's the good shit

[grim thicket]

who was your idol growing up?

like, who did you try to play like?

[grave glen]

Didn't really have one

No one plays this rowdy

[grim thicket]

oh, mine were lahm and xabi alonso

[grim thicket]

you could take ramos, if you werent a barca fan and were a good passer lol

[grave glen]

Bruh

Totally not me

[grim thicket]

maybe casemiro?

[ripe field]

you got demoted?

[grim thicket]

nope

[grave glen]

Ball playing ones

[ripe field]

weren't you a mod?

[grim thicket]

oh yeah now that i am not a ref anymore, i can finally show off my role

[grim thicket]

yes

[ripe field]

so why aren't you a ref anymore?

[grim thicket]

i resigned

[ripe field]

oh

[grim thicket]

yep

[grave glen]

He rarely got punished this mf

[grim thicket]

lol true true

[ripe field]

i'm just good at penalties

[grave glen]

I skies every ball

[grim thicket]

hmmm i cant rlly recall someone who was that rowdy then

[grave glen]

Maybe Stam

[grim thicket]

hmm maybe

[grim thicket]

its rlly satisfying tho, when you hit a long pass and it goes right where you want it

like, when sending the ball up for a counter

or switching play

[grave glen]

Yeah thats how my team does

Someone just waits halfline

[grim thicket]

i dont rlly like route 1 tactics in general, but its rlly satisfying when that happens perfectly

i like more of the quick passing and dribbling play

tiki taka

[grave glen]

Need collective effort

[grim thicket]

yep

and i had good teammates in college

[grave glen]

Gonna suffer if you got someone like me

[grim thicket]

lol

[grave glen]

Usually subbed off

[grim thicket]

yeah all of our CBs were good on the ball, decent atleast

and there was this rlly great guy who played LW, he was a year junior to me

[grave glen]

We celebrate every tackles and clearence like a goal

[grim thicket]

amazing dribbler

and pacy

[grave glen]

Bruh

We have one in RW

[grim thicket]

also, he was the dude who tore a ligament once

[grave glen]

We call him cristiano

[grave glen]

Oof

Got tackled or while training?

[grim thicket]

training

oh and i once injured a dude while tackling too

well i injured lots of people, i played rough

but that one was a serious injury

[grave glen]

What happened

[grim thicket]

he had a sprained ankle, maybe a hairline fracture i dont remember

[grim thicket]

slid him

[torn ermine]

same. Not everybody likes me because of that, altho most of my tackle was clean. They are a bit mad inside but not showing it openly XD

playing CB is fun yknow

[grave glen]

It happens though

[grim thicket]

well, i used to tackle clean mostly as well, most of my fouls were when i rlly wanted to hurt the dude lol

[grave glen]

Surprisingly I never injured nobody

[grim thicket]

like if someone was being oversmart

trying nutmegs and shit

[grave glen]

Bruh

Nutmegs is the worst feeling

[grim thicket]

i had one personal rule, get nutmegged once, let the guy remember the pain for the entire week

best was a swift kick in the shin when the ref wasnt watching

and refs werent rlly that great in college football

[torn ermine]

yep, its not like we intended to injure the player. Like we have to take decision when to tackle and to get the most possible clean tackle. When the opponent ball is snatched by our tackles. They just got a bit mad because of their ego

happened to me once in futsal, and i almost got into a fight

lol

[grim thicket]

oof

[torn ermine]

i didnt initiate the fight tho

[grim thicket]

i have nutmegged lots of dudes in indoor football and futsal

futsal is rlly fun tbh

its my kinda game

[inner gorge]

Hello

[grim thicket]

hey

[inner gorge]

Wsg

[grave glen]

I'm a gk in futsal

[inner gorge]

F

[grim thicket]

bruh

[grave glen]

Too lazy

[grim thicket]

thats lame

[inner gorge]

GK is sick

Underrated position

[grave glen]

They shoot like crazy

[grim thicket]

also btw, if you play a GK in futsal with us, you must have good ball control, coz we dont use hands and we switch positions

flying GK

[grave glen]

As you know I'm shit passing

[grim thicket]

lol

[grave glen]

Haha

[grim thicket]

so like, im mostly the deepest player on the ground while playing futsal

or the second most

[grave glen]

As a gk I scored a lot

[grim thicket]

on your own net?

[grave glen]

Bruh no

[grim thicket]

lol

how would i know

well, as a GK i have scored a lot in futsal too

[grave glen]

Getting out of the line and tackle the ball feels godly

[grim thicket]

most of the time when im playing gk in futsal, its me chasing the guy down from behind lol

very rarely do i stay in the box to defend

its like complete opposite to how i play football

also tbf, the kids we play against arent very good

so its rlly easy

once, a group of 17 year olds called us boomers and challenged us to a 20 min indoor game, and we beat them 11-0 i think

[grave glen]

Bruh I played futsal in my neighborhood they went full dinho

[grave glen]

Demolition

[grim thicket]

one nice kick in the shin, and theyll forget who dinho is

worth the card imo

[grave glen]

Bruh

I just pull their legs never stud up

Or just full on body

[grim thicket]

well we dont slide in indoor games either, we play on concrete lol

i meant more like a jab

[grim thicket]

and in this game, they barely got to keep the ball to themselves

we just passed around and scored easy

[grave glen]

I bruised my legs trying to be smartass to do a scissors kick

[grim thicket]

oof

[grave glen]

As a gk still

During a corner

[grim thicket]

you do corners in indoor games?

we dont do corners or throw ins

just take short kicks for both

and if the place is too small, like say when we play in my friend's garage, not even that

[grave glen]

We do it sometimes, sometimes don't

Follow the owner of the ball rule

[grave glen]

Ah

We played on an actual futsal court

[grim thicket]

yeah we play in an indoor arena too most of the times

do you play bball?

[grave glen]

In school only

[grim thicket]

oh

[grave glen]

So haven't played for long

[grim thicket]

where are you from?

[grave glen]

Malaysia

[grim thicket]

dont you ever play pickup games?

1v1?

[grave glen]

What's that

[grim thicket]

like....uhhh how do i explain

[grave glen]

Basketball right?

[grim thicket]

challenge random dudes in the park

yep

[grave glen]

I played just to fill my chinese friends

They love basketball so much

[grim thicket]

oh

so im guessing there isnt much of a bball culture in malaysia

[grave glen]

Chinese loves them

Mainly football or rugby though our country pretty much shit at it

[knotty yacht]

https://twitter.com/themadridzone/status/1431535678412795904?s=21

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨🌕| Pogba has told his agent that he wants to play for Real Madrid. He will not renew his contract with Manchester United and leave for FREE in 2022. @jfelixdiaz #rmalive

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Pls no

[grave glen]

Why not

It's free

[knotty yacht]

No

I want a better younger midfielder

I don’t want to get pogba as a modric replacement hell no

Too inconsistent

Prob get injured half the season anyway

[grave glen]

Mbappé was recently seen leaving the PSG stadium with bags full of stuff

He also hugged Pochettino (looked like a goodbye).

Is it finally happening 👀

[knotty yacht]

Source?

[empty willow]

Dembeles durability

[inland hound]

Left out of Training

[grave glen]

check dm

[grim thicket]

oh god no i dont want pogba in the real madrid dressing room

we dont want that sort of ego on that kind of a player

[knotty yacht]

Honestly don’t rate him

I would rather have camavinga

[grim thicket]

sure he is good, but his attitude isnt

yeah me too, would much rather prefer camavinga, and for blanco to develop

[knotty yacht]

Who is gonna play at left back today?

[inland hound]

Play him in double pivot along with Case hes God

Litteraly can play 8 and 10 same Time

[exotic kite]

who

[inland hound]

Pogba

[grim thicket]

hopefully miguel or alaba

[exotic kite]

united literally play him on the wing so he doesnt have to be in a pivot

[grim thicket]

is nacho back?

[knotty yacht]

Idk

Isn’t he injured

[inland hound]

Not available

[grim thicket]

then miguel probs

[inland hound]

Alaba X Mili Ball Today

[grim thicket]

dont wanna see marcelo play

[inland hound]

Not available

[grim thicket]

not even miguel?

bruh

[knotty yacht]

Thank god😂

[grim thicket]

thats tough

[knotty yacht]

Miguel is not available?

Or Marcelo

[inland hound]

Miguel Yes

[knotty yacht]

Miguel is available?

[grim thicket]

oh for a second i thought miguel isnt available

wait im still confused

[inland hound]

Yes

Nacho OUT

[grim thicket]

ah ok

[knotty yacht]

Ok that’s good

[exotic kite]

where has alaba been playing

[grim thicket]

so backline should be miguel-alaba-militao-carvajal

[inland hound]

LB

[grim thicket]

last two games he played LB

but today he is probs gonna play CB

[exotic kite]

has he been good?

[grim thicket]

yep

[knotty yacht]

He was pretty good at lb

[grim thicket]

been good offensively

[exotic kite]

yeah he hates playing there

[inland hound]

Yes very Good

[heady flare]

When does Real play?

[exotic kite]

but he's just so much better there than in midfield or cb

[grim thicket]

today at 4pm EST

[knotty yacht]

At Spain

[heady flare]

bruh

[inland hound]

He played a Decade as LB for yall

[heady flare]

what day does real play?

[exotic kite]

yeah and he was great there

but he always wanted to play in midfield

[inland hound]

Under Flick he played CB and CDM

[exotic kite]

yeah but especially in the last cb year he was poor

flick still played him because of his passing though

[inland hound]

High line Tax

Also had to cover Boateng

[exotic kite]

yeah it didn't make our defenders look good

[inland hound]

We have much Faster defenders so they can Cover him

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1431663559923179538?s=20

Madrid Xtra. (@MadridXtra)

@Footy_Headlines 🚨| This will be Real Madrid's pre-match shirt of the season 22-23.

Twitter · Aug 28, 2021, 5:02 PM

[inner gorge]

Looks good

[knotty yacht]

Why will they even know this😂

[inner gorge]

7/10

[inner gorge]

Marketing

Some fans buy the pre match shirt then the Jersey itself

[heady flare]

yep

[native sandal]

tic tac

[young thistle]

LOL Leganes

[fading agate]

did mateu lahoz come out of retirement?

[empty willow]

WHAT

NOOO

Lahoz that fookin bitch

[knotty yacht]

https://twitter.com/madridxtra/status/1431686887266299906?s=21 ⏳⏳

Madrid Xtra. (@MadridXtra)

🚨🚨| Real Madrid gives PSG a DEADLINE until MONDAY at 6 PM to ANSWER the last OFFER of 170 million euros + 10. @jpedrerol

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⏳⏳⏳

[empty willow]

They are airing madrid

[umbral imp]

They gonna keep waiting

Tic tac

[knotty yacht]

I hope tomorrow mbappe scores a hat trick of own goals and the will sell him

[empty willow]

Mcfrappe

[fading agate]

he refereed celta bilbao

[empty willow]

Actually?

[obsidian wolf]

No worries we will get him for free next season 🤝🤝🤝

[empty willow]

Thought he retired?

[fading agate]

yeah dude

i was shocked as well

[empty willow]

Bruh

[umbral imp]

Good luck with that then

[obsidian wolf]

Who’s winning champion league tho?

[umbral imp]

Definitely not Madrid

[empty willow]

Arsenal

[umbral imp]

Felix for balondor he winning ucl

[knotty yacht]

I think united only have a chance in ucl

[empty willow]

[knotty yacht]

Not premier league

[slender olive]

chelsea/city/psg/bayern

[umbral imp]

Liverpool/ Man U

[knotty yacht]

But I will go for chelsea or city tbh

[umbral imp]

City will get smoked this season against us if we have everyone fit

[knotty yacht]

Ok man

[umbral imp]

[knotty yacht]

Will Ramos be fit by then?

[empty willow]

Psg winning the ucl if healthy

[umbral imp]

He will be fit by next match so yeah

[empty willow]

So by tomorrow?

[umbral imp]

No as in next match after

[empty willow]

Ok

That’s after international break

[umbral imp]

Yep

I hope we play a back 5

[knotty yacht]

Honestly if mbappe goes put a development plan on kimpembe to be striker

[umbral imp]

No thanks Lmaoo

[empty willow]

Cuz psg playing career mode

[umbral imp]

[empty willow]

Development plan

[umbral imp]

I need a back three with Ramos kimpembe and marqui

[inland hound]

Leornado confirmed g

[umbral imp]

Like I said good luck with that

A lot of stuff change over the time of a year

[inland hound]

Bought Messi .Deal consequences

[umbral imp]

Lol if mbappe stays this season we get mnm in the ucl I’m not bothered

and he leaves next summer w have the whole summer to replace not 5 days if he renews still a win

So yeah we good over here

[inland hound]

Had Messi not joined yall I am sure he would have renewed

[umbral imp]

Doesn’t matter I’m glad Messi joined

[torn ermine]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1431656175368654849?s=19
thank god

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Barcelona have received an approach from Tottenham for Emerson Royal on a swap deal including Serge Aurier. Barcelona have turned down the proposal. ⚪️🚫 #FCB #THFC

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[umbral imp]

Like we’d accept that phaha

[empty willow]

Fr

Serge aurier

Gtfo spurs

[fallow ferry]

Mallorca are 3rd

[empty willow]

🔥🔥

They beat the smallest team in catalonia btw

Asspanyol

[fallow ferry]

Mallorca really having better season than Arsenal

[umbral imp]

I wanna see how well Barca will be able to compete this season

We better fcking bench griezman when all attackers are fit

Because he’s worse of the lot

[iron marten]

True

[ionic warren]

lol

[ionic warren]

XD

[grim thicket]

ah lineup's as i expected

hope vini keeps up his form, we need him

and thank goodness they dont have lainez

dont think we wouldve been able to handle that

[empty willow]

Da fook

[knotty yacht]

Who needs mbappe?

[empty willow]

U do

[knotty yacht]

Mbappe good backup for vini😈😈

[empty willow]

[grim thicket]

imagine tho, vini in this form with benz and mbappe

damn thats a good lineup

[knotty yacht]

Yes

[blazing cliff]

Vini in this form? Why talking about him like he is ansu fati 😂😂

And benzema is slowly dieing

And you never know maybe mbappe is good but that is what we thought about greizmen

And now look at him

An old french man who doesnt know how to shoot

[knotty yacht]

Bruh what?

He was 2nd top goal scorer for 3 years😂

Now look at him like he is shit😂

[slender olive]

vini's doing bits rn tho

[knotty yacht]

1 miss woah

Benzema finished apparently

[blazing cliff]

We literally just started the season

Wtf bro

And he hadnt that much chances tho

[blazing cliff]

Becuese he is in one of the best teams of the league so ofcourse his teamates are will be giving him like the best chances

[knotty yacht]

Benzema been carrying our attack for so long now bro what r u even saying😂😂

[blazing cliff]

As you said idiot (been) that has been in the past NOW without any good players helping him he is slowly dieing

But SLOWLY

But im not denying he is a good player

In the past

[knotty yacht]

You’re so delusional omg😂

I’m not even gonna argue

[torn ermine]

benzema dying, wtf? 🤦‍♂️

[torn ermine]

yeah, pointless

[blazing cliff]

Slowly im saying

[blazing cliff]

Because you cant lmfao

[torn ermine]

obv, aging players will die eventually, he is still carrying their attack

[blazing cliff]

He is carrying the attack because he is the only one good there
Acensio rarely plays
Vini is just a kid and he is not good or bad

Soooo....

But as i said he is just SLOWLY DIEING
I didnt say he died or he is bad

Idiots......

[grim thicket]

im just gonna go ahead and ignore you

[knotty yacht]

This logic makes no sense

[blazing cliff]

What logic bro?

[knotty yacht]

Every player who is 30+ is dying like wtf😂

This ur logic

[blazing cliff]

I didnt say that wtf

WTF I SWEAR I DIDNT SAY THAT

You are lieng like tf you cant even argue so you just lie

Wtf

[grim thicket]

btw the spelling for lying...is lying

thanks, have a nice day

[blazing cliff]

Ok spelling bee

[void tapir]

@fiery relic is from Mexico 🇲🇽 and they support Real Madrid! Welcome to the chat!

[knotty yacht]

Bro rlly judged benzema’s 3 great seasons cuz of 1 miss😂

[blazing cliff]

Wtf

Did i say anything about that miss

[knotty yacht]

“French man who can’t shoot”

[blazing cliff]

That is greizmen

[knotty yacht]

A french man who can’t shoot won’t score 30 goals a season man😂

[blazing cliff]

We talking about benzema

30 is low

Messi worst season was lioe 35

[knotty yacht]

30 Is low??

[blazing cliff]

WORST SEASON

[knotty yacht]

Ok benzema isn’t Messi

[grave glen]

What are u even saying

[knotty yacht]

Why r u even comparing them?

[blazing cliff]

Ok lets talk about ansu making 7 and getting injured the rest of the season

If he didnt get injured he would of passed him

[knotty yacht]

How is that relevant in any sense?

[blazing cliff]

Like a youngster!

[knotty yacht]

Why can’t u admit vini is doing good now?

[blazing cliff]

So thats why im saying benzema isnt good like old days BUT HE IS NOT BAD

[knotty yacht]

Bro what is old days😂😂

Last season??

[blazing cliff]

Because he did one GOAL?!?!

🤣

[knotty yacht]

3 in 2 games**

[blazing cliff]

Ansu made 7 in 4!!

[grave glen]

so reactionary ffs

[blazing cliff]

And got injured later the rest of the season

[knotty yacht]

Good on him

[grave glen]

wait for a consistent run of form

[knotty yacht]

Shame

[grave glen]

to call him good

[knotty yacht]

What do u want me to say I don’t get it?

Yeah he got injured

How is that relevant to vini?

[blazing cliff]

Im just resaying the facts

Vini com0leted the full season without any injuries or delyed games

But didnt get that much

[knotty yacht]

I said he is doing good currently

[stiff fjord]

La Liga clubs doing some binary code message with all these 1s and 0s

[lime mica]

@grim thicket that was a pretty sad half

[grave glen]

It’s sad that Barca can only have 20k fans in a 99k capacity cause this COVID

[knotty yacht]

We ain’t creative at all

It’s just cross in to the box and inshallah rn

[umbral imp]

Why are you comparing ansu to vini smh

Just appreciate that we have a good youngster and they do too

[crude ore]

[obsidian wolf]

Ok 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

[obsidian wolf]

But I thought more than half of them went to Psg

[iron marten]

Yeah barca have no plastic fans anymore

Which is good

[grave glen]

Don’t act like Ronaldo fans didn’t leave u

[obsidian wolf]

I mean yeah they did

But I think messi was a bigger blow

[fading ember]

In what way

Plastic fans?

[blazing cliff]

Bruh messi's shirt was sold out in the first second and there was 500k shirts

In the same day he went to paris

He is a bigger blow

[fading ember]

He means to say a lot of people stopped supporting Barca

After messi left

[obsidian wolf]

^^^

[blazing cliff]

Oh ok

Every club has plastic fans

[fading ember]

Yeah kinda impossible to calculate how many

[blazing cliff]

But even if maradona came to life and signed for psg i wouldn't support it

[obsidian wolf]

😂😂😂

[jaunty island]

[grim thicket]

3 points is all that matters in the end!!

[lime mica]

imagine if that 90+6' shot went in

would've been an absolute riot

[stiff fjord]

Betis could have won

[lime mica]

they could've

they probably would've had a better result if they played a little more aggressive with a little more pace

[grim thicket]

HEEEELL NO

[grim thicket]

now all we ask of atleti is to lose by 5 goals to villarreal

not too much

[obsidian wolf]

Nah just a tie is fine

[grave glen]

Case tackled the ref bruh

[mighty fox]

[crude ore]

[tender delta]

Spurs think they big brain

[grave glen]

We're dumb but not that dumb

[tender delta]

Earth is upside down

[cobalt stump]

I feel Depor might not have plastic fans…

[grave glen]

Tic Tac

[blazing cliff]

Depor has fans? (jk)

[orchid crystal]

[still pagoda]

It was Hernandez² right?

Might have done it on purpose that 😅

[still pagoda]

This kinda felt like a Zidane type game

Hard fought, 1-0 win

And yeah we need Kroos and Modric back asap

In August 2021 we are relying on Isco to create chances

Not gonna work

We are so unlucky with injuries

[blazing cliff]

Kroos, modric, and Marcelo were holding the team in there hands

[plush berry]

Marcelo good but not like he used to be

He played exceptionally well in last Clasico though

[blazing cliff]

Yea thats why I said WERE

[blazing cliff]

He always has the spirit to hard play

[plush berry]

He just lost motivation

[blazing cliff]

Because everyone left but yea

And the coach to is just.... Not same energy as zidane

I mean you cant even compare him to zidane

[cobalt stump]

Zidane shouldn’t be compared to anyone. I miss him 😢

[tender delta]

Bruh

[tender delta]

Doesn’t make sense

[vernal plank]

lol

[knotty yacht]

Why will he join Tottenham the same year he joined Barca

[grave glen]

Holiday

Today game barca getafe

Whats your score?

[knotty yacht]

Hopefully a draw but I think 2-0 Barca

[grave glen]

Not less than 5 goals and a cleansheet

[knotty yacht]

Ok my new prediction is 8-6 Barca

[grave glen]

Nah we're solid defensively

Pique eric out

So lenglet back

[knotty yacht]

Damn scary

[grave glen]

Better be

[plain elbow]

doubt mingueza will play, he’s yet to receive a shirt number.

so, we’ll probably be stuck with lenglet again

https://tenor.com/view/shaquille-o-neal-shaq-remove-glasses-im-out-im-leaving-gif-17944592

[knotty yacht]

Play fucking puig holy shit

Koeman rlly has a agenda against him

[tender delta]

Is comas promoted

[vital kernel]

damn

[plain elbow]

nah, he’ll remain registered with the B team for this season I believe.

now, hopefully he’ll get minutes with the first team sometime.

same goes for santi ramos mingo

[inland hound]

https://twitter.com/RudyGaletti/status/1431729494172311555?s=20

Rudy Galetti (@RudyGaletti)

🚨❌ #Haaland says no to #PSG. Despite the attempt made by the 🇫🇷 club, he has decided to stay at #BVB this season. 🇳🇴 striker only wants #RealMadrid: there are only 12 months left and he can become #Blancos. 🐓⚽ #Calciomercato #Transfers #Ligue1 #Liga https://t.co/yMQA2B5i7H

Retweets

594

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Twitter · Aug 28, 2021, 9:24 PM

[knotty yacht]

Tbh that’s not good cause now they will not sell mbappe

But if haaland wants real then damn

Next season we stacked

[rough saffron]

This source is shit btw

[grave glen]

Håland and Mbappé only want Real

It's kinda obvious

Who doesn't want to join the greatest team to ever grace football?

[inland hound]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1431886956624072706?s=20

Madrid Xtra. (@MadridXtra)

🚨| Kylian Mbappe feels like he is being kept at PSG against his will amid bids from Real Madrid. Mbappé believes that PSG promised him they would let him go if they received what they paid for him, (€180m/£154m) and are now going back on their word. @SkySportsNews

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Twitter · Aug 29, 2021, 7:50 AM

#Freembappe

[slate kayak]

slave owners keeping a man against his will

Who is surprised

[knotty yacht]

Leonardo and nasser are 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[narrow drum]

PSG 🤝 Spurs

[icy crypt]

Haaland to Madrid makes more sense now that Ronaldo is at United

Chelsea have Lukaku, City will get Kane, which leaves Bayern and PSG

I think we’d have the edge over Bayern because we’d offer him a better salary

And Haaland would have better legacy at Madrid than at PSG

[inland hound]

Spot on

[grave glen]

Word

[knotty yacht]

I don’t remember the last time Bayern payed a lot on someone

[inland hound]

Bayern arent interested in Haaland

Thier wage bill is in a Mess

[knotty yacht]

I think real and PSG are the only options in the table

We’ll see

[tender delta]

Ramos mingo is so underrated

I expect them to make atleast 10 matches

[inland hound]

https://twitter.com/RMadrid_Stats/status/1431901269267030021?s=20

Real Madrid Stats (@RMadrid_Stats)

Real Madrid are currently on a 21-match undefeated streak in La Liga, which is their longest undefeat streak since 2017 (28 Liga matches).

Twitter · Aug 29, 2021, 8:47 AM

[knotty yacht]

Too ez😎😎

[tender delta]

Also can u tell me the players who are half first team and half 2nd team like inaki pena

[fading ember]

https://twitter.com/reshadrahman_/status/1431909067807772674?s=21

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@ReshadRahman_)

(🌕) Ilaix Moriba to RB Leipzig is looking very likely. The player’s team had informed Spurs yesterday about their main preference of joining the German club. Moriba would be Sabitzer’s replacement, who is heading to Bayern. Fee possible around €20M. @SkySportDE #Transfers 🇪🇸

Twitter · Aug 29, 2021, 9:18 AM

[knotty yacht]

Lol Tottenham 😂😂😂

I want PSG to flop so bad

And it’s not because I hate PSG I just don’t want mbappe to rethink of renewing

[fading ember]

https://twitter.com/reshadrahman_/status/1431915810847604736?s=21

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@ReshadRahman_)

🚨 No #10 for Coutinho today — he will wear #14 and Rey Manaj with #17. #FCB

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324

Twitter · Aug 29, 2021, 9:45 AM

[inland hound]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1431915725854322689?s=20

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨| It's the Emir of Qatar talking to Pérez, not Leonardo nor Nasser Al-Khelaifi. The Emir has never wanted to sell Mbappé unless there's an exceptional offer. @Santi_J_FM #rmalive

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445

Twitter · Aug 29, 2021, 9:44 AM

[slate kayak]

i'd say 170m for 1 year of contract is beyond exceptional

but madrid zone is a bunch of liars anyway

[tender delta]

Man pedri should get 20 Assist only if he has a no.9

[native sandal]

tic tac 😴

[mellow light]

#Freembappe

[knotty yacht]

I honestly have had enough

He will just come next season on a free

Josep pedrerol is a fraud

[inland hound]

https://twitter.com/madridxtra/status/1430981418851635208?s=21

Madrid Xtra. (@MadridXtra)

🚨🚨| Kylian Mbappé WILL arrive in Madrid TOMORROW. @jfelixdiaz

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Twitter · Aug 26, 2021, 7:52 PM

[fading ember]

Spanish media as a whole are frauds.

[inland hound]

kill his horse

[knotty yacht]

Felix Diaz is Also a fraud

[native sandal]

he will extend 🙂

[knotty yacht]

Nah

[inland hound]

Leonado and Fab confirmed he aint extending

[native sandal]

psg don't want him to go for free, they want him to leave on their terms.
time for mafia sg to do the work now as they did with Neymar before

[inland hound]

?

[native sandal]

i remember neymar getting rape accusations out of nowhere 🤔
he only wanted to play for Barcelona again, i wonder what it'll be this time 😂

[inland hound]

He has no plans of renewing

[native sandal]

ye mbappe for free next season

why bother pay 180m now

[inland hound]

Get haaland perez

[knotty yacht]

But if haaland comes will he start over benzema or we switch formation?

[inland hound]

Depends on others we get

[knotty yacht]

But anyway haaland is most definitely staying this summer

[slate kayak]

Raiola already pimping lalalland to psg

[knotty yacht]

Hopefully pogba doesn’t come near us next season

[slate kayak]

Raiola is the acting sporting director of qsg

@knotty yacht more insta like with cro tbh

[inland hound]

he has hinted he wants play in The Prem or la liga

[fading ember]

And his agent is a money hound

Who somehow convinced donnaruma to move to ligue 1 and be second choice to navas for a year or two

[knotty yacht]

?

[fading ember]

He meant CR7

Instead “cro”

[knotty yacht]

Ok

[fading ember]

I also feel Haaland will move to prem or Madrid
But don’t be surprised if raiola somehow convinces him to go to PSG

Raiola has very good relations with nasser

[knotty yacht]

Fuck raiola

[tender delta]

Haaland wil 70% reject that

After mocking him

[grim thicket]

you dont know how good raiola is at convincing his players

his customers worship him

he doesnt have a high agent fee just like that

[tender delta]

Man

Raiola

Just

[grim thicket]

he is also known to get the best financial deal for his man, and is very good at convincing his guy to take it

a reason why most clubs hate him

[slate kayak]

Raiola maximizes fees and eages

Nothing more

[grim thicket]

why do you think pogba has been at man utd this long even after inconsistent performances

[native sandal]

[slate kayak]

$$$ can repair any relationship

[fading ember]

Especially when your agent is raiola

[knotty yacht]

Raiola that ugly bastard

[fading ember]

For football clubs he is a swine

[grim thicket]

for his clients he is like a god of money

[fading ember]

True lol

[grim thicket]

pogba sure as hell wouldnt have gotten that good a deal at man utd

if it wasnt for raiola

plus, he also convinced donnarumma to go to psg, so why not haaland too

i rlly thought donna would be a future ac milan and italy captain

[fading ember]

Yeah Donna could have been legendary for Milan

[grave glen]

hi

[grave glen]

he is tbh

[fading ember]

Guy left them for free for PSG

[grave glen]

so what

he was a crucial player for him

[fading ember]

won only 1 trophy that too the super cup lol

[grave glen]

why did my + thing dissapear

[grave glen]

dosent matter my guy

[fading ember]

Milan are a 7 time UCL winning club making them top 4 again and winning 1 Italian super cup for a club of that size doesn’t make you a legend

Anyway it’s la liga chat
We can continue this in #serie-a

[muted escarp]

bro

hell no

[grave glen]

I remembered he tried to leave milan before

it was funny

[azure sable]

As a Barca fan I'm disgusted by your comment. In all my years as football and Barca fan I've never seen a coach tactically better than Koeman and I think he's the best coach we ever have had. Back him . We can still do this! We are Culers! ViscaBarça

[grave glen]

Ok

[fading ember]

This guys message history is something😂

[inland hound]

Jobless

[fading ember]

💀😂

[blazing cliff]

Nah this kid is fatherless

The best part that he still believes in arsenal

[knotty yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/kroenke-arsenal-fans-stan-kroenke-kroenke-in-gif-21272670

[grave glen]

kids shouldnt do drugs

[native sandal]

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/1431986741859266566

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona)

👐 He's back! @mterstegen1 🔥 https://t.co/whC8NMHhUP

▶ Play video

Twitter · Aug 29, 2021, 2:26 PM

Advantage rest of La Liga

Lenglet and Roberto starting too 😂

[knotty yacht]

Ter standing😂😂

[tender delta]

I SWEAR YOULL NEVER SEE SOMETHING EVER LIKE THIS AGAIN

[inland hound]

😹 😹 😭 😭

[knotty yacht]

Did someone there just say depay out coutinho in?

[still pagoda]

most of the messages in Barca live chat are just 8-2

[ripe field]

advantage getafe

[still pagoda]

Lol ikrrr

[ripe field]

idk what other barca fans say

sure he's put in some good performances

[native sandal]

🗽

[ripe field]

but no way is he on par with the likes of oblak

[native sandal]

who am i

[ripe field]

laz

[native sandal]

no, im ter statue

💀

[still pagoda]

he lets in so many near post shots

[fading ember]

He was world class in 18-19

Since then he has been a statue

[ripe field]

true

[inland hound]

Reflex merchant

[ripe field]

neto is unironically better than him

[inland hound]

Only rated for the reflexes

[still pagoda]

when does the barca game start btw?

[ripe field]

neto except for the mistake in the el classico, played superb

[inland hound]

Poor positioning and shot stopping

[ripe field]

21 minutes

[still pagoda]

k

[ripe field]

and koeman dropped him after ter stegen came back

and fans said that he was the great wall of barca

after his performance vs kyiv

[fading ember]

He was certainly
Last 2 seasons he has been a statue

[ripe field]

yes

[fading ember]

Funnily enough his performances started to drop after his spat with Neuer to be the German No.1

[ripe field]

feel bad for neto tbf

[hasty hearth]

8:00

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/valenciacf_en/status/1431969916442251266?s=19

Valencia CF (@valenciacf_en)

Official Statement I Kang In Lee

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Twitter · Aug 29, 2021, 1:20 PM

Peter Lim is like the worst owner ever

[fading ember]

Lol replying to the post is disabled

[plain elbow]

bruh

wtf

why has he been released?

[grim thicket]

lets be real, roberto is a messi regen

the new messi

[light void]

stop playing fm

[umbral imp]

Btw coutinho doesn't have the number 10

[torn ermine]

yep, he is still wearing 14

manaj to 17 i think

[grim thicket]

but but....the new messi!!

[knotty yacht]

Lol who needs Messi

[grave glen]

psg

[fading ember]

https://twitter.com/themadridzone/status/1432005430297907201?s=21

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨🌖| @sirolopez "Tomorrow we'll start streaming on Twitch at 15:30 until Mbappé is announced at Real Madrid. He will join." #rmalive

Twitter · Aug 29, 2021, 3:41 PM

[grave glen]

They will be streaming for a year?

[knotty yacht]

Fuck off

[grave glen]

✅ Araujo is Barca's best defender.
✅ Gavi debuts.
✅ Nico gets minutes.
✅ Memphis keeps contributing albeit, less active.
✅ Mingueza returns.
🟨 Shortsighted substitutions by Koeman.
🟨 Lackluster attack.
❌ Griezmann, where you at?

[torn ermine]

yep, very good summary

[grim thicket]

so you completely skipped out on the fact that roberto is the new messi huh

smh

[rotund seal]

Hello Guys

[grim thicket]

hey

[rotund seal]

I hope you all doing very well

[torn ermine]

oh pls cent

ffs

[grim thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/tip-hat-jack-sparrow-gif-18080055

[rotund seal]

Thanks @grim thicket

[grim thicket]

you are welcome

i dont know what for tho....

[rotund seal]

lol.....

[grim thicket]

you cant deny he is absolutely the next legend!!

scoring within two minutes against getafe, that takes guts

(altho getafe under michel is shit)

[umbral imp]

Griezman Is Barca worse attacker why you keep looking for him man's lost he ain't coming back

[grim thicket]

so nobody is gonna talk about how amazing roberto is

[blazing cliff]

Griezmen didnt touch the ball as i saw

[grave glen]

Valencia terminated Lee Kang In contract bruh

Their mismanagement are almost the same as us

[stoic creek]

Wth like why

But we moved on

[grave glen]

They're stuck with their owner too at least we could vote

[blazing cliff]

I think getafe players need to stop playing football and go to an acting academy those mfs get touched and scream like a main girl character in a horror movie

[stoic creek]

All laliga teams should opt for socios way

Or 50+1 rule

[grave glen]

sounds good but no rich dudes want that way

[umbral imp]

Still can't believe Barca payed 120 for that sht

Atlético were smart rejecting that Felix greizman swap deal

Y'all though they were dumb

[knotty yacht]

Were u the one crediting dembele?

[umbral imp]

Dembele Is way better than griezman what's your point

[knotty yacht]

😭

[umbral imp]

Griezman is nothing but back passes and run around

Don't even compare that ghost to my injury prone maestro

people see Casper more than they'see greizman ffs

https://tenor.com/view/casper-hi-im-casper-ghost-gif-6644911

[knotty yacht]

So dembele made a better impact at Barca than griezmann?

[umbral imp]

Yes

[knotty yacht]

Bruh😂

[umbral imp]

Easily

Where was griezman in any of the ucl matches

Don't even bruh me

Because dembele showed up in all

Even in the psg one but didn't have any end product

So don't bruh me

Griezman is sht worse of all the attackers

I stand by it

[knotty yacht]

Ok

[umbral imp]

If you watched the psg match you know dembele was everywhere

Just horrible finishing

[slender olive]

granada lol

[inner gorge]

Damn

[analog canopy]

La liga mx

[stoic creek]

Damn Vallecano finally get a win

*about to

[iron marten]

Wooow

Rayo Vallecano

3-0 goal

[grave glen]

Against?

[iron marten]

Rayo Vallecano 3-0 Granada

45'

Almost halftime

[weak apex]

Hi?

Why did I get ghostpinged?

[iron marten]

Rayo Vallecano - Granada channel

[weak apex]

Oh

[plain elbow]

fractured rib for sergi roberto

really bad news

[slender olive]

shit

[plain elbow]

thought it’d be a minor knock

[calm magnet]

ghost ping?

[void tapir]

@neat notch is from India and they support Real Madrid! Welcome to the chat!

[surreal birch]

🤡

[iron marten]

I checked Griezmann stats and oh my god

He is absolutely horrific

Sorry for saying this but it's true

Omg Osasuna 94th minute goal against Cadiz to make it 2-3

[grave glen]

He’s shit

[iron marten]

Osasuna comeback 2-3 win against Cadiz

94' minute

[plain elbow]

cadiz bottled

big time

osasuna didn't even have a good game, they were on/off until the 90th minute lol

[iron marten]

No no osasuna deserved to win this game

[plain elbow]

and as for cadiz, fali jimenez and ledesma kept them alive until osasuna somehow found a way back

[blazing cliff]

Osasuna is better then cadiz but they really failed me

[torn ermine]

https://twitter.com/LaLigaEN/status/1432067464767197185?s=20

LaLiga English (@LaLigaEN)

First start of the season for @LuisSuarez9. 🔥🔫

#AtletiVillarreal https://t.co/uTK0p8LdMI

▶ Play video

Twitter · Aug 29, 2021, 7:47 PM

[grave glen]

yeah lol he got 6.5 rating I think against Getafe today

Depay and Araujo are such carries for Barcelona rn

Especially Depay

Imagine their season without him 💀

And de Jong

[iron marten]

Shocking

[grave glen]

Maybe cause he’s playing RW idk?

[iron marten]

I think that game against getafe was definitely his worst game in his career

I'm not even kidding

[grave glen]

When he played at LW or CAM he’s a god

[inland hound]

Hes playing out of poisition

[iron marten]

Thing with Griezmann is, he turned into a defensive player all of a sudden

[grave glen]

Yeah

[iron marten]

He is better than some defenders for Barca

[grave glen]

Cardiomann

[inland hound]

Barca dont attack through Right side

So hes less involved

[iron marten]

I can say that griezmann would be a better defender than lenglet

[grave glen]

Griezmann didn't even help at all

It was all Depay

During Barca's attack

[iron marten]

And let's not talk about cowman not giving playtime for puig

Poor kid

[torn ermine]

we really dont know how to play griezmann lol

when he performs, he performs

[grave glen]

CAM/Striker

[knotty yacht]

#keepgriezmannandterstegenandstartlenglet

[torn ermine]

when he isnt, looks like today

[iron marten]

Barcelona have turned Griezmann into a defensive midfielder

No wonder they have aguero now

Who is injured

[grave glen]

he felt so betrayed

the pain made him injured

[torn ermine]

lol

[iron marten]

Idk how he got injured

[grave glen]

messi left silly

how else

[torn ermine]

over-streaming XD

[iron marten]

First training and boom arrghhhhh, aguero injured official statement

[blazing cliff]

Emerson and dest are the best rb right now

Tbh

[knotty yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-city-manchester-aguero-gif-21751044

[grave glen]

Idk ab Dest

[blazing cliff]

Dest has Marcelo 2015 vibes

[grave glen]

I'd say Carvajal is better than both them.

He's way more proficient

[blazing cliff]

He has an amazing high passes like kevin de bruyna

[grave glen]

And I'm not being biased now

[blazing cliff]

As an attacker

[grave glen]

No, he also works better defensively.

Dest is just really fast tbh

Nothing remarkable about him

[blazing cliff]

Nah emerson is better then carvjal in defence

[grave glen]

[blazing cliff]

Carvjal good in attack and emerson in defence i saw the whole first half he fucked getafe's attack

Its just lenget...... Shit

I hate lenget SOOO MUCH

[knotty yacht]

#keepgriezmannandterstegenandstartlenglet

[grave glen]

Carvajal isn't bad at defending, even if he is he's got his teammates as compensation. At the end of the day he's more proficient than both of them.

Therefore making him a more complete player.

[blazing cliff]

Lenget is the worst defender

[blazing cliff]

Maybe because he has mor experience

He is a veteran after all

[grave glen]

Yes, that's where the proficieny comes from.

He's skilled

[blazing cliff]

He got experience since he was in realmadrids prime

[grave glen]

Yep

[blazing cliff]

So he learned

[grave glen]

I still remember that assist to Cristiano against Juventus

[grave glen]

Their fans wont want that

[grave glen]

They want Ter Stegen out? 🤡

[grave glen]

the last part I mean

[blazing cliff]

But i think Araujo and emerson have a great future and if vini jr leaves to the prem he is gonna improve alot trust me but i think ansu is already good skilled but not enough but he stays at laliga for the best

[grave glen]

I dont know though ask their fans

[blazing cliff]

Who the fuck would want ter stegan out?

[grave glen]

Ansu is so overrated I can't even, Vini is way better than him currently.

[grave glen]

their fans will disagree

Man has already proved himself to be a formidable player against top teams

[blazing cliff]

Because he didnt play yet🤣😂

[grave glen]

Vinicius just needs better finishing and execution

[blazing cliff]

Give him a chance this season and then we talk

[grave glen]

Trust me, he's a peak player.

[grave glen]

[grave glen]

I'm not saying he's bad, but he's not at Vini's level 😂

[blazing cliff]

Ansu was better last season even tho he was injured most of it

[grave glen]

No way

[grim thicket]

tbh vini has improved his finishing this season (atleast better than last season, so far, hope i dont jinx it)

[grave glen]

he scored more than vini

[blazing cliff]

How much did vini score last season

[grim thicket]

key word is he was injured and was unavailable for most of the season

[grave glen]

Vini is the top scorer in LaLiga rn

[grave glen]

last season

[grave glen]

Yeah, I've noticed.

[grim thicket]

i would rather have a fit vini than an injured ansu, anybdy would

[grave glen]

Vini has already surpassed his goals last season in this season

[grave glen]

bruh

[grim thicket]

what use is an injured ansu fati?

[blazing cliff]

How many scores did vini do last season

[grave glen]

commercial

[grave glen]

Like 2 I think

[blazing cliff]

Ansu did 7

[grave glen]

[grim thicket]

he isnt that big an asset yet to be of high commercial value

[grave glen]

Yes, but rn Vini has 2 aswell.

Actually idk if did 2 lemme check

[blazing cliff]

3 i think... Idk

[grim thicket]

in that case dembele is of great commercial value too right?

[grave glen]

yea

3 goals

[grim thicket]

lol

i would even have a fit dan james over an injured ansu fati

[grave glen]

Ok he scored 3 goals and assisted 3.

Still pretty bad

[grim thicket]

coz injured players are of no use whatsoever

[blazing cliff]

Soo do yall think celta vigo going to the second devision too?

[grave glen]

of course

But this season he has improved

He's still way more skilled and faster than Vini

[blazing cliff]

But before he got injured he scored 7!

[grave glen]

When he improves his finishing: Mane 2.0 is here

[grim thicket]

and then he was injured and was of no use whatsoever?

[blazing cliff]

Maybe more like rashford

[grave glen]

still better than vini

that season

[blazing cliff]

Yea you are right but it wasnt his fault

[grave glen]

Nah, Vini is faster than him and is more of a 5 star skiller

[blazing cliff]

Yea

[grim thicket]

yeah rightansu fati playing with one leg wouldve scored those goals against liverpool

[grave glen]

yessir

[grim thicket]

i didnt say it was, but if it is serious knee injuries like that from a very young age, that tends to carry on

[grave glen]

Ansu Fati might become good but he's not reaching Vini's level anytime soon

[grim thicket]

again, im not asking for fati to fail or anything, i want him succeed, but im just saying, that happens

[grave glen]

not hard

[blazing cliff]

Im really exited for barcelona vs bayern.. It has came again and aslo Villarreal and man u everyone meeting again😂

[grave glen]

Villareal my team

win for sure

[blazing cliff]

I really dont like man u because of the fans and there transfer ideas

[grave glen]

It is if Vini improves, he already has the basis skills that Ansu Fati lacks (compared to Vini), such as: Speed, skill and dribbling.

Vini needs finishing and execution

[blazing cliff]

Shooting and passing is for ansu

[grave glen]

Then he'll be a good player

[blazing cliff]

Any barca player most impostant skill is passing what ami talking about

[grave glen]

Yeah, but if Vini improves he can get these 2 perks. That'll just make him a complete left winger and much better than Ansu.

Problem w Barca is that I fear they'll ruin Ansu Fati's career soon

Like they did with Dembele or Coutinho

[blazing cliff]

Well that is the same thing for ansu i mean vini is not the only person who is gonna improve right?

[grave glen]

Ofcourse not, but Ansu won't get better speed or dribbling than Vini, that's for certain.

[grim thicket]

tbf both clubs have had a history of ruining young careers

[grave glen]

Barca is way worse rn

[grim thicket]

rn yeah, before they used to be academy greats

[grave glen]

True

[blazing cliff]

I mean they have the best young career in the world which was messi

He was like there son

Form 13!

[grim thicket]

right now

alright?

[blazing cliff]

Ok

[grave glen]

theyre getting better

Almost our whole team used to be academy players

Before Ronaldo joined

Even during

Laporta returned

[grim thicket]

who's the best barca academy project since the messi xavi iniesta era?

[blazing cliff]

Imagine if two laliga teams go to the ucl final who would it be🤔

[grim thicket]

fati ig?

[grave glen]

Noone lol

Maybe Fati if he meets the standards

But literally noone comes close to them

[grim thicket]

if he stays his course, maybe

[grave glen]

We Real created Valverde

An absolute menace in midfield once he tries

[grim thicket]

we actually scouted fede

[blazing cliff]

For me valverde is not good at all

[grim thicket]

bought him from peñarol

[grave glen]

Ye Ik but he become so good for us

[grim thicket]

i think juni calafat oversaw that

[grave glen]

I've never seen a faster CM than him

was valverde madrid academy product?

[grim thicket]

yeah ofc he isnt for you, he scored on you in the last clasico at camp nou lmao

[grim thicket]

technically no

[umbral imp]

Madrid fans

Starting to seem like another season for y'all of the golfer and vini the goat

[grim thicket]

better to get him on a free ig

[blazing cliff]

Bro not when a barca fan says his point and his point is against you means he is hating

[grave glen]

yea

[plain elbow]

thiago alcantara

[grave glen]

We save 180m ig

Next summer

[umbral imp]

If he doesn't change his mind then yeah ofc

[umbral imp]

[grave glen]

In Vini and Benzema we trust ✊

[grim thicket]

he didnt rlly succeed at barca tho, he went elsewhere and became great

[plain elbow]

he became great, just not with us.

unfortunately