Arancha Tier 1
#la-liga
weak apex
and even more when he has a year left
but well
if he'll help us win a title this year
that's not bad
inland hound
Haaland Next summer who says NO
grave glen
Madrid only clear candidate for haaland atm
since Ronaldo is going to
City
barca maybe if laporta manages to pull miracles and stabilize finances by next summer
inland hound
United Too
cobalt stump
barca maybe if laporta manages to pull miracles and stabilize finances by next s...
No way. I think that’ll take a few seasons to stabilize
grave glen
yeah it'll definitely take time
umbral imp
Who said mbappe is done I've yet to see a source
ebon beacon
cobalt stump
inland hound
Arancha mobile
cobalt stump
https://twitter.com/alfredopedulla/status/1430988321640095756?s=21
#Mbappè: from the words of #AlKhelaifi to the certainty of #Marca : "Offering #Real accepted, it closes tomorrow "
grave glen
#Mbappè: from the words of #AlKhelaifi to the certainty of #Marca : "Offering #R...
Twitter
umbral imp
https://twitter.com/madridxtra/status/1430992900490412037?s=21
Well obviously
fading ember
cobalt stump
https://twitter.com/madridxtra/status/1430992900490412037?s=21
Rip
grave glen
Twitter
fading ember
https://twitter.com/themadridzone/status/1430996556694577152?s=21
Bullshit probably
umbral imp
Bullshit probably
Not bs the president made it clear 220 or go away
fading ember
Not bs the president made it clear 220 or go away
Idk pal
Tier 1 Madrid sources are saying it’s done🤷🏻♂️
umbral imp
Idk pal
Tier 1 Madrid sources are saying it’s done🤷🏻♂️
Like who
fading ember
Jose Félix Diaz
umbral imp
Lol alright we will see
iron marten
Marca biggest liar ever
fading ember
Marca biggest liar ever
They are huge ass cappers but since the messi saga I at least read what they say
fading ember
Madrid sources saying it’s 100% done
Paris sources saying not 100%
And people like Fab quiet
🤷🏻♂️
fading ember
<@278430579379142667> sleep
Will do later lol
Got no lecture today
Di marzio saying not yet done
vital kernel
Will do later lol
Got no lecture today
Isn't it 3 for u
vital kernel
I usually sleep at 1 or 2 only
Same but sleep
fading ember
Lol okay
inner gorge
empty willow
Atleti opened talks with zeki celik
Would be a great signing imo
Atleti making moves
De Paul, cunha, and now possibly celik
Although saul would be a big loss if he leaves
frank robin
yh
umbral imp
Atleti opened talks with zeki celik
Idk him
frank robin
lol
unkempt crag
De Paul, cunha, and now possibly celik
Matheus Cunha the more surprising one to me IMO
cobalt stump
Any Mbappe updates?
unkempt crag
Not by my timeline anyway
knotty yacht
They r saying it can be announced in the next few days/hours
mellow light
Any Mbappe updates?
Coming to madrid
knotty yacht
But what I am more shocked is ronaldo to city is actually most likely to happen
mellow light
Mbappe vinicius and benzema Uptop with the best midfeild trio ever
knotty yacht
I thought it was fake news tbh
mellow light
Whose stopping this team from winning the treble
knotty yacht
Levante
mellow light
Levante
Levante are one of those teams that become prime barcelona when facing madrid
knotty yacht
Hopefully we don’t bottle in the group stage again to fucking shakhtar
tender delta
Levante are one of those teams that become prime barcelona when facing madrid
Ahem
atheleic bilbao
tender delta
Hopefully we don’t bottle in the group stage again to fucking shakhtar
Scary init
umbral imp
heady flare
Barcelona v Bayern I’m excited for that match
knotty yacht
I think Barca fans should the least excited for that match
empty willow
I wanted a tough team to test where this team is at but bayern just brought the memes back 
empty willow
I think Barca fans should the least excited for that match
I’m actually excited tho
empty willow
Why
unkempt crag
Because Pep?
knotty yacht
Idk
solid sinew
When do group stage matches begin?
empty willow
Sept 12 I think
unkempt crag
When do group stage matches begin?
it normally begins after the 1st int break
solid sinew
Like 2 and a half weeks bro
Ik Ik. Why not next week
empty willow
I’m estatic tho
Especially if/when Ronaldo joins city
empty willow
Ik Ik. Why not next week
Idk
solid sinew
I just love the competition
empty willow
Same
heady flare
I think everyone loves competition
knotty yacht
It’s been like that since last season
umbral imp
It’s been like that since last season
Nah it was a fight with Messi
Now with mbappe it’s and no messi it’s clear
cobalt stump
Hopefully we don’t bottle in the group stage again to fucking shakhtar
We do and Mbappe immediately just wants out 
grave glen
Hopefully we don’t bottle in the group stage again to fucking shakhtar
everyone thought madrid were going to play in europa then
knotty yacht
We do and Mbappe immediately just wants out <:kekw:837450721548959754>
Nah man he will want to be the main star of europa league😍
grave glen
at least he's moving to a top 5 league clubs
heady flare
Tic tac
cobalt stump
Fabrizio needs to announce Mbappe 😤
knotty yacht
everyone thought madrid were going to play in europa then
I have no idea how we topped that group
heady flare
Fabrizio needs to announce Mbappe 😤
Yeah
knotty yacht
heady flare
Barcelona might struggle this season
grave glen
nah
umbral imp
Barcelona might struggle this season
Might ? Lol
heady flare
With mbappe in real
umbral imp
You better pray ansu come back at his best
And dembele and aguero come back from injury soon
grave glen
the defense can carry the team
heady flare
If they come fresh
knotty yacht
And dembele and aguero come back from injury soon
They already know dembele is shit they don’t relay on him
umbral imp
They already know dembele is shit they don’t relay on him
Dembele isn’t shy
heady flare
Barcelona defense has some problems
umbral imp
Sht
knotty yacht
He is😂
He did nothing at Barca
And don’t tell me they didn’t give him his chances
heady flare
He did nothing at Barca
True
knotty yacht
He had 4 years there and nothing special happened
grave glen
Barcelona defense has some problems
mingueza araujo eric is enough
umbral imp
Lol you know what I can’t wait for dembele contract to run out and sign for another team Barca fans are ungrateful
knotty yacht
Lol you know what I can’t wait for dembele contract to run out and sign for anot...
UNGRATEFUL BRUH
rough saffron
BARCA 
umbral imp
I don’t mind him coming here in Paris
knotty yacht
They spent 140 mill on that man😂😂
heady flare
mingueza araujo eric is enough
We need to see how this goes
grave glen
Lol you know what I can’t wait for dembele contract to run out and sign for anot...
ungrateful?
iron marten
Lol you know what I can’t wait for dembele contract to run out and sign for anot...
But 150m and always injured is a waste
grave glen
we always gave him chance like for few seasons now even now still
umbral imp
UNGRATEFUL BRUH
If you watch dembele last season you know how much he created and other than him missing chances against Paris he played well no one else would’ve got into those chances but him because no one else in that team has the pace of him
heady flare
There are rumors that dembele might renew his contract with Barça
knotty yacht
If you watch dembele last season you know how much he created and other than him...
140 mill
umbral imp
Dembele last season was one of Barca better players played better than sht griezman who played every game
heady flare
If you watch dembele last season you know how much he created and other than him...
True
rough saffron
There are rumors that dembele might renew his contract with Barça
💀 💀 💀
umbral imp
Griezman can’t even dribble my little brother that’s how sht he is
knotty yacht
Griezman can’t even dribble my little brother that’s how sht he is
You’re calling griezmann shit and then complimenting dembele wtf
umbral imp
and the player y’all would rather loose is dembele who’s still young
rough saffron
its better that way
Better to pay him those wages again?
I don't get barca lmao
umbral imp
You’re calling griezmann shit and then complimenting dembele wtf
The fact of the matter is he was one the better attackers last season if you watched the games which I’m sure you don’t because you’re a Madrid fan you’d see that
Against juve dembele was the best attacker
heady flare
Against juve dembele was the best attacker
Yes
grave glen
Better to pay him those wages again?
I don't get barca lmao
we can utilise him for some time or sell him rather then let him go for free
umbral imp
I literally forgot Griezman was playing
iron marten
And how is a guy like umtiti a model in instagram and not a football player at barca
knotty yacht
umbral imp
So if we gonna bash dembele we should be crucifying griezman
knotty yacht
https://tenor.com/view/moussa-dembele-gif-9743301
5 star skills that is
umbral imp
The fact of the matter is every chance dembele missed he created with his pace against psg no one else in that team would’ve got to those chances
iron marten
https://tenor.com/view/moussa-dembele-gif-9743301
Haha
grave glen
5 star skills that is
since martin no one juggle the ball during presentation
heady flare
It may be the same as with Vinicius
iron marten
since martin no one juggle the ball during presentation
Don't compare normal humans with martin goatwaite
rough saffron
we can utilise him for some time or sell him rather then let him go for free
What if he gets injured again and doesn't perform
U will get stuck with him for more 3-4 years
grave glen
What if he gets injured again and doesn't perform
U will get stuck with him for...
bring to the second option that I said, to gain some money
Dembele just needs to pass and work on his shooting a little bit
rough saffron
Never trust in injury prones to give back your money
heady flare
Dembele just needs to pass and work on his shooting a little bit
I definitely agree
rough saffron
Dembele just needs to pass and work on his shooting a little bit
What about fitness?
grave glen
That too
rough saffron
Most important
slender olive
just lemme play for barca ez
im better than messi+goatwaite+ronaldo+lingard put together
heady flare
just lemme play for barca ez
Hahaha
slender olive
shush\
iron marten
im better than messi+goatwaite+ronaldo+lingard put together
How can you compare yourself to lord nazario braithwaite
heady flare
Nazario braithwaite it’s a gift from god
rough saffron
Bayern vs barca
How u guys feeling
iron marten
Hmmmmm
heady flare
Chilling
grave glen
fine
slender olive
How can you compare yourself to lord nazario braithwaite
Why not
iron marten
Bayern 4-1 Barca at Allianz
Barca 2-2 Bayern in Camp Nou
slender olive
Ima say Bayern 3-1 barca in allianz and Barca 2-1 Bayern at camp nou
knotty yacht
Dembele needs to be more motivated
slender olive
He's above everyone
not me
heady flare
It’s soccer everything can happen
slender olive
:)
umbral imp
Dembele is naturally two footed that alone makes him more talented than a lot of players then you add his pace and dribbling to that with him having a good eye for a pass only thing he needs to work on is finishing but hey if Barca wanna loose him for free when we can barely sign anybody because we broke why not !!!
rough saffron
It’s soccer everything can happen
Soccer 💀 💀 💀
iron marten
Yeah sure Emile would do wonders on the pitch
heady flare
Dembele needs to be more motivated
Yep
knotty yacht
Dembele is naturally two footed that alone makes him more talented than a lot of...
Yeah but if he shoots the ball he’s injured for 4 months😂
iron marten
Dembele is naturally two footed that alone makes him more talented than a lot of...
Dembele has failed his potential because of too many injuries
heady flare
Hahah
umbral imp
Yeah but if he shoots the ball he’s injured for 4 months😂
That match he got injured when. Came on for France he was literally the bright spark in their game they were missing
grave glen
I never hate dembele's game just his absenties due to injuries
iron marten
There were times were barcelona fans hated dembele
grave glen
we never called him shit player we call him dembulance
iron marten
You are a liaaaar
grave glen
You are a liaaaar
I guess
umbral imp
If dembele didn’t get injured he’d be a force to be reckoned with
iron marten
For example that miss against liverpool in the first leg to make it 4-0 remember?? But game ended 3-0
slender olive
attitude is key tho
knotty yacht
There were times were barcelona fans hated dembele
U rlly can’t blame them tho 140 mill for a guy who spends most of the time in the hospital
umbral imp
And considering we payed 120 and someone can sign him in January for free I’d be kissing his ass to renew rn
heady flare
What do you about coutinho
slender olive
admittedly tho this has been his best season yet
iron marten
U rlly can’t blame them tho 140 mill for a guy who spends most of the time in th...
Yeah so sad
umbral imp
U rlly can’t blame them tho 140 mill for a guy who spends most of the time in th...
They spent that for his potential and he never got injured at Dortmund so it’s something at Barca either training isn’t intense enough fitness coaches aren’t good enough or something
grave glen
If dembele didn’t get injured he’d be a force to be reckoned with
yeah thats the point
rough saffron
admittedly tho this has been his best season yet
Best season already
Just tells how much he plays
umbral imp
It’s like atleti with Felix they bought potential
grave glen
What do you about coutinho
he's fit now
umbral imp
Cant judge players who were bought for potential the same as world class players
They don’t pick their transfer fee the club did
knotty yacht
Coutinho transfer was so sad
slender olive
i told u barca should just sign me
slender olive
Coutinho transfer was so sad
ig hes got a chance now
he was good at the beginning of the season
rough saffron
he's fit now
Does that make him good?
knotty yacht
Even when he was at his prime tho was never worth 160 mill
umbral imp
I swear to god if Barca let dembele leave for free when his signing is part of the reason we are in shambles I’m gonna be so mad
heady flare
Barca also bought him because of potencial
heady flare
He was so good at Liverpool
umbral imp
We need to build around ansu and dembele idc what no one says that’s the smart move
slender olive
Nah neto's good
umbral imp
And de jong and pedri
slender olive
He's not good enough to start but not exactly a bench player either
tender delta
In peñas debut mans saves 2 out of 3 shoot on target
tender delta
Nah neto's good
Nope
slender olive
he shouldve gone to arsenal instead of them signing fuckin ramsdale lmfao
knotty yacht
ig hes got a chance now
Over who will he play tho
iron marten
Look at vinicius for example, he has done so many mistakes but he learns and progresses to be a better player
Better than dembele
grave glen
Does that make him good?<:kekw:837450721548959754>
last season he was playing well before injury
umbral imp
Better than dembele
empty willow
Dembele is good he’s just never fit
slender olive
yeah i suppose vinicius is gradually improving
knotty yacht
Vinicius is better for 2 reasons 1. He’s not worth 140 mill 2. Doesn’t get injured all the time
empty willow
1st reason doesn’t make sense
U shouldn’t base a player off that
When u compare them
knotty yacht
U shouldn’t base a player off that
I’m just different🥶
empty willow
rough saffron
last season he was playing well before injury
That's my point
Both always gets injured
empty willow
I agree vini rn is better than dembele
iron marten
Of course
empty willow
But u shouldn’t use demebeles price tag as a reason to why vini is better
rough saffron
Too much
umbral imp
Felix is ass
slender olive
vinicius was bought for like...40m right
umbral imp
Felix is a terrible signing so far
He’s played good wym
candid terrace
vinicius was bought for like...40m right
46
grave glen
I agree vini rn is better than dembele
Well obviously, one is actually playing and one is injured.
empty willow
Ye
tender delta
Guys what’s the line up when Barca faced nastic in pre season
knotty yacht
Felix is ass
He has really good potential atleti isn’t the right club for him
empty willow
He has really good potential atleti isn’t the right club for him
Agreed
candid terrace
atleti is so defensive
umbral imp
I don’t get the hate on Felix he was shinning before that injury
umbral imp
The injury he picked up wasn’t a small issue either
candid terrace
Poor man dembele
he rich from the hospital
umbral imp
He required surgery and refused it until the end of the season
candid terrace
💰
empty willow
I thought he was gonna ball out at the start of the season
heady flare
Imagine if barca gets halaand but he gets injured
grave glen
I megged Messi
iron marten
Meanwhile the insta model umtiti is chilling while earning more money
tender delta
Imagine if barca gets halaand but he gets injured
Haaland can get a defender injured without doing anything
grave glen
Umtiti used to be 89 rated in fifa 18 
tender delta
Umtiti used to be 89 rated in fifa 18 <:zomg:589072306341543949>
Fucked up
candid terrace
Umtiti used to be 89 rated in fifa 18 <:zomg:589072306341543949>
he used to be good
candid terrace
Meanwhile the insta model umtiti is chilling while earning more money
the real insta model is pique
grave glen
But he was a beast
tender delta
Fifa is a joke of a game anyway
Use*
candid terrace
umtiti was actlly good until the world cup ended
iron marten
Umtiti was good in 2016 for barca but that's it
heady flare
I lot of things had changed in Barca
knotty yacht
He was actually very good in 2017/18
iron marten
Yeah 2016-18
knotty yacht
He was the main man in defence for France in the 2018 World Cup
iron marten
The next puyol
rough saffron
Lmao
umbral imp
You guys wanna know what’s funny
heady flare
He was the main man in defence for France in the 2018 World Cup
The defense of France in that World Cup was 🔥
tender delta
The next puyol
Next loyup
empty willow
He was brilliant until his injury in 2018
candid terrace
^^
heady flare
Also lenglet
tender delta
He was brilliant until his injury in 2018
In 2021 even if he did not get injured he was still shite
empty willow
Then it went downhill
tender delta
Umtiti get injured immediately loves money
grave glen
Umtiti used to be fast too
tender delta
Umtiti used to be fast too
Yep
candid terrace
wasted
tender delta
Mans was prime Michel Jackson dancing in 2018
empty willow
Goat
candid terrace
look at that swag
empty willow
Yea he was
tender delta
Wasn’t valverde the first one to play fati
Luis Enrique
umbral imp
Yea he was
Okay watch this
candid terrace
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ConcernedMinorCheetah-mobile.mp4
front view and back view
tender delta
No it was actully fab romano
grave glen
front view and back view <:kekw:837450721548959754>
appreciate beauty
cobalt stump
Umtiti looking fabulous
knotty yacht
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ConcernedMinorCheetah-mobile.mp4
He needs to pop the only fans
umbral imp
Every Barca fan was like valverde out right valvaerde was winning us leagues brought us to the semis even though he bottled but that Barca teams was arguable the best Barca team since msn Barca they were ripping teams apart even though the defense was sht rakitic was on fire he gave us fati and ever since we sacked him we haven’t won sht we have looked like sht and now Barca team since him has played better than his Barca in that year where Liverpool came back on us
Think karma ?
🤷♂️
grave glen
Think karma ?
kurma
candid terrace
kuzma
candid terrace
umbral imp
Everyone sang valverde out but no one has done better than him
knotty yacht
Setien as manager was so depressing
candid terrace
Every Barca fan was like valverde out right valvaerde was winning us leagues bro...
corner taken quicklyyyyyy
umbral imp
That tells you us as fans are ungrateful
candid terrace
Valverde was a good manager
his system relied a lot on messi
umbral imp
Valverde was a good manager
Yeah the defense was just sht that wasn’t on him the defense was an aging defense
iron marten
his system relied a lot on messi
Took the opportunity
candid terrace
tru
umbral imp
Another example psg sacked tuchel
He wins the ucl months later
and win the Manager award infront of them
iron marten
Setien only talked a lot but showed nothing
"My team will always play good, no matter what." -Setien
And loses in a historical 2-8 defeat
umbral imp
Valverde Barca could’ve won ucl
They would’ve murdered that Tottenham team a second time
iron marten
Yeah I think it was also the players fault sometimes
umbral imp
I remember how helpless they made Man U looked
umbral imp
Yeah I think it was also the players fault sometimes
Yes the first mistake was albas
Second one too
Then just like that they got two goals back
One of my fav goals is that coutinho rakitic link up
iron marten
Just a very slow and sad barcelona whenever they were 1-0 down and then comebacks happened for roma & liverpool
umbral imp
When coutinho cuts it back in the air for rakitic
knotty yacht
Honestly coutinho at the second half of 2017/18 season was not bad
iron marten
Yeah but barcelona fans hated coutinho or something if i remember correctly
grave glen
his performance dropped
candid terrace
Yeah but barcelona fans hated coutinho or something if i remember correctly
he lost confidence
grave glen
at least leaving liverpool aint that bad at all for him
candid terrace
masterclass
umbral imp
Valverde Barca> every Barca since then
candid terrace
at least leaving liverpool aint that bad at all for him
at least he won a cl
iron marten
Valverde Barca> every Barca since then
2nd minute lol
knotty yacht
Who said coutinho wasn’t worth the money??? He won the ucl🥵🔥🔥
iron marten
Also i think valverde never lost against real madrid after supercopa
He always destroyed Madrid
umbral imp
2nd minute lol
Exactly they were so good on the attack
Come on man ucl couldn’t handle this Barca that year
knotty yacht
Barca that season was underrated
Imo they were the best team in the world at that time
umbral imp
Fr and everyone was just like sack valverde after they gave him an aging defense then complain about the defense being shy
Sht
knotty yacht
That second leg vs Liverpool was just a Barca team with no motivation
Idk what happened
iron marten
Bro they almost went undefeated in the whole of laliga
grave glen
Imo they were the best team in the world at that time
still is
umbral imp
That second leg vs Liverpool was just a Barca team with no motivation
The defense happened
knotty yacht
Since that game they never been the same
umbral imp
Bro they almost went undefeated in the whole of laliga
Yep they were crazy good but Barca fans are so ungrateful now we suffer
iron marten
Yeah
plain elbow
that game against spurs at wembley was probably my favorite match during the valverde reign.
umbral imp
that game against spurs at wembley was probably my favorite match during the val...
Nah Liverpool first leg
Nothing beats that for me
unkempt crag
knotty yacht
Come on man ucl couldn’t handle this Barca that year
That coutinho assist will forever make no sense to me 😂
umbral imp
We ripped Liverpool apart
umbral imp
That coutinho assist will forever make no sense to me 😂
It was smart he kept it in instead of giving up on it because he saw rakitic
That Messi free kick had me screaming
iron marten
How did he see rakitic from that angle and perspective haha
knotty yacht
That Messi free kick had me screaming
U forgot to remove the s
umbral imp
How did he see rakitic from that angle and perspective haha
Watch the replay
knotty yacht
How did he see rakitic from that angle and perspective haha
Some alien vision
iron marten
Yeah he is right
umbral imp
U forgot to remove the s
Lol true
iron marten
Alien vision hack
umbral imp
The whorl stadium went crazy on that goal
iron marten
2016 copa del rey i think
knotty yacht
I honestly think messi wouldn’t score that free kick
Then I remember ronaldo got goal of the tournament instead😂
umbral imp
Then I remember ronaldo got goal of the tournament instead😂
Lol yeah I was like wtf
knotty yacht
2018/19 champions league was a different breed
For me as a real fan it was depressing
But for a neutral🔥
grave glen
2016 copa del rey i think
the one he caught courtouis off guard
plain elbow
I genuinely thought we were gonna win it until we bottled at anfield.
that’s life ig
iron marten
Rocket freekick
grave glen
iron marten
No eze no
grave glen
only remember this one
iron marten
Wrong
grave glen
yea just couldnt remember the one you mentioned
grave glen
https://tenor.com/view/messi-freekick-leo-messi-atletico-madrid-barcelona-goat-g...
Lionel pessi
tender delta
Lionel pessi
Yeah he’s urs
grave glen
https://tenor.com/view/messi-lionel-messi-argentina-cries-gif-14715680
Penalti vs chile lol
empty willow
Wtf is happening here
iron marten
yea just couldnt remember the one you mentioned
Type YT: messi free kick atletico 2016
plain elbow
that was 2011-12
tender delta
Tssk I would rather live as shit instead of those ungrateful shit asss
grave glen
RONALDO humiliate Messi
iron marten
No lmv wrong
plain elbow
the free kick he scored at the calderon against courtouis
iron marten
No noooo
umbral imp
Just look at that magic omg
grave glen
Type YT: messi free kick atletico 2016
oh its a miss but damn never seen much of this power from him
grave glen
Just look at that magic omg
Against small team.Ronaldo would have scored hat trick
iron marten
In Copa Del Rey 2016, Messi hit the bar against Atlètico from veryyyyy far out, it would've been an insane goal @grave glen @plain elbow
empty willow
Just look at that magic omg
Messi carried us so bad that year
knotty yacht
Just look at that magic omg
Suarez has a obsession with doing those leaving the ball for Messi
empty willow
Fr and it works
grave glen
In Copa Del Rey 2016, Messi hit the bar against Atlètico from veryyyyy far out, ...
yea just seen it never thought he gone with power
iron marten
Yeah you see
umbral imp
Against small team.Ronaldo would have scored hat trick
Lol
umbral imp
Suarez has a obsession with doing those leaving the ball for Messi
Yeah
knotty yacht
Suarez’s football knowledge is underrated
tender delta
Against small team.Ronaldo would have scored hat trick
Ok rondo boy he can’t even beat porto
Exactly now ur mouths shuts
grave glen
https://tenor.com/view/luis-suarez-soccer-barcelona-gif-5380561
Against small team
hybrid python
He’s a troll jfc
grave glen
Against small team
this one I agree
fc bayern is a small team
Yeah
Real Madrid Crush them so hard
not sure about that but yeah
Bayern Munich can't win UCL after having good players
Lewandowski and all that
Small team
Only Real Madrid can win
rough saffron
fc bayern is a small team
How does it feel to get humiliated by small team? ||8-2||
grave glen
grave glen
How does it feel to get humiliated by small team? ||8-2||
kinda good yea
thin ivy
Isnt our group too familiar from last time
grave glen
Bayern small team Humiliate Barca so Barca is Also small team
thin ivy
Draw is a bit sus
rough saffron
It is
grave glen
its just a coincidence
rough saffron
Draw is a bit sus
Always lmao
thin ivy
What are the odds we get to play inter and shaktar again
rough saffron
And uel final's rematch
grave glen
Is AJAX playing?
rough saffron
Wdym
umbral imp
This goal was unbelievable
rough saffron
Yes they are in group C
grave glen
Yes they are in group C
Nice
tender delta
Bayern small team Humiliate Barca so Barca is Also small team
Atleast we aren’t a troll
Unlike u
grave glen
This goal was unbelievable
4-0
grave glen
Atleast we aren’t a troll
umbral imp
https://tenor.com/view/messi-football-goal-gif-17861250
So far out
thin ivy
Hope Milan beats Pool
grave glen
https://tenor.com/view/messi-football-goal-gif-17861250
2nd leg
thin ivy
And Atletico
umbral imp
https://tenor.com/view/messi-football-goal-gif-17861250
No keeper is saving that
grave glen
So far out
amazing that is
grave glen
No keeper is saving that
Navas can
rough saffron
Never seen them in ucl before
First time
umbral imp
Liverpool's comeback
Are you just here to troll if so leave
iron marten
Where is sheriff from
I think romania or something
umbral imp
It's pretty annoying
umbral imp
dont feed the troll they live by it
Ik if he continues I'll just block him that's what ibalways do to trolls it's easy and takes less than two seconds
grave glen
I am also a Messi fan Just to annoy I am doing this
empty willow
That’s trolling
thin ivy
I think romania or something
Odd name for a european club innit
grave glen
Sevilla plays Better than Real Madrid
iron marten
Odd name for a european club innit
Yeah i thought of texas police department idk why
thin ivy
Praying milan gets to quarters at least
rough saffron
Lf
thin ivy
Yeah i thought of texas police department idk why
Bruh same
umbral imp
I'd say psg should sign Kane to replace mbappe but I don't like Kane
grave glen
Europe's poorest nation Moldova finally gets representative in UCL through Sheriff
bruh
knotty yacht
Hope every English team gets knocked out of the group stage
grave glen
I'd say psg should sign Kane to replace mbappe but I don't like Kane
They should sign Cristiano
umbral imp
Hope every English team gets knocked out of the group stage
Lol
thin ivy
> Europe's poorest nation Moldova finally gets representative in UCL through She...
Theyre gonna take a huge L
still pagoda
Twitter
grave glen
its hard for him
still pagoda
check the date
tender delta
Imagine Felix vs mbappe vs ansu becomes the new la luva rivalry
Idk about mbappe his ego
umbral imp
Idk about mbappe his ego
He's the biggest thing in real Madrid
void tapirBOT
@steel hatch is from Asia and they support Real Madrid! Welcome to the chat!
umbral imp
So their can be a rivalry between these players if they can keep up with mbappe
umbral imp
did psg made bid for cr7?
Nah we don't want him
steel hatch
Nah we don't want him
i see
knotty yacht
Richarlison clear anyway
steel hatch
Lol new Madrid fans now that mbappe is coming
yeah mbappe cool
knotty yacht
Mbappe is good fodder
cobalt stump
yeah mbappe cool
This is the most unenthusiastic Mbappe message I’ve read all summer lmao
“Yeah he cool”
steel hatch
This is the most unenthusiastic Mbappe message I’ve read all summer lmao
im not a fan of him
but he is ok
knotty yacht
He’s ight ig
umbral imp
Imagine if y'all sign mbappe and Felix and de Paul still win the league
steel hatch
He’s ight ig
yeah
knotty yacht
Good back up for Mariano
umbral imp
cobalt stump
WTF AM I READING
knotty yacht
cobalt stump
Im only “ight”?!??!
knotty yacht
No one can replace
knotty yacht
felix gotta leave
steel hatch
lmao united and psg in same group??
grave glen
No one can replace
cobalt stump
lmao united and psg in same group??
City*
umbral imp
felix gotta leave
No one has the money to sign
knotty yacht
No one has the money to sign
What is his wages?
umbral imp
-and no is really looking for a false 9 st RN everyone wants a Kane or lewa halaand a pure st
steel hatch
umbral imp
What is his wages?
Not about his wages transfer fee and role
He’s a false 9
The big teams want a natural st
City the team that he would probably work best at have to many number 10s already
Psg has two number 10 in messi and ney
knotty yacht
What position does he play at atleti?
cobalt stump
City the team that he would probably work best at have to many number 10s alread...
I’d be happy to replace Firmino with Felix
knotty yacht
Ok
umbral imp
I’d be happy to replace Firmino with Felix
Liverpool don’t like to spend
cobalt stump
Liverpool don’t like to spend
Yeah 😭
umbral imp
I’d love him there tho
cobalt stump
I believe our record transfer fee is €75M
umbral imp
I loved Felix vs Bayern he had alaba spinning in circles Lmaoo
cobalt stump
Atleti would probably want 100+
umbral imp
Atleti would probably want 100+
Yeah they would
knotty yacht
https://www.instagram.com/p/CTDQsvWCrEF/?utm_medium=copy_link mbappe rlly posting this shit when he’s literally dumping him for real
umbral imp
https://www.instagram.com/p/CTDQsvWCrEF/?utm_medium=copy_link mbappe rlly postin...
They bonded
knotty yacht
For like 2 weeks😂
tender delta
https://www.instagram.com/p/CTDQsvWCrEF/?utm_medium=copy_link mbappe rlly postin...
Hakimi used to be a Real Madrid player
cobalt stump
Is Hakimi only Moroccan? Or is he something else too?
tender delta
Mbappe asking how he got to Real Madrid
empty willow
https://www.instagram.com/p/CTDQsvWCrEF/?utm_medium=copy_link mbappe rlly postin...
fuckin hell mbappe throwing a curve ball here
cobalt stump
Hakimi used to be a Real Madrid player
Mbappe to RMA confirmed
Mbappe plays with several former Real players. Transfer confirmed
knotty yacht
Mbappe : * doing everything in his power to leave * also mbappe in social media :”my bro🔥🔥🥵🥵😎😎”
pale pelican
Felix owns Alaba he had him spinning all game
my boy joao felix ❤️
umbral imp
my boy joao felix ❤️
I really like him as a player
pale pelican
I really like him as a player
he's super good
umbral imp
He megged pique and Ramos in his first two seasons 😭two legends
pale pelican
He megged pique and Ramos in his first two seasons 😭two legends
the last one that did that, was ronaldinho
So......
neon hornet
umbral imp
Swap him with flopman the dancer
neon hornet
Felix in Barca instead of atleti would’ve been more ideal
we are broke so we couldn’t buy him rn
pale pelican
we are broke so we couldn’t buy him rn
lmao
neon hornet
Swap him with flopman the dancer
simeone is not an idiot
umbral imp
simeone is not an idiot
Lol Ik but you never know
neon hornet
Lol Ik but you never know
i wish
umbral imp
Clubs are dumb these days
knotty yacht
Felix owns Alaba he had him spinning all game
Didn’t they lose 4-0?
umbral imp
Didn’t they lose 4-0?
First leg yeah second leg they do dominated Bayern
pale pelican
60 millions :
donnaruma
hakimi
messi
wijnaldum
sergio ramos
390 millions :
griezzmann
coutinho
dembele
knotty yacht
What second game was a draw tho
pale pelican
i mean, i know why are you guys broke
umbral imp
What second game was a draw tho
From a last minute penalty they literally created nothing but that
neon hornet
60 millions :
donnaruma
hakimi
messi
wijnaldum
sergio ramos
390 millions :
grie...
we should swap joao felix for flopbele
pale pelican
we should swap joao felix for flopbele
that would be insane
knotty yacht
From a last minute penalty they literally created nothing but that
Still a draw😂
neon hornet
in january maybe
umbral imp
we should swap joao felix for flopbele
Nice swap
umbral imp
Still a draw😂
They got dominated regardless
knotty yacht
we should swap joao felix for flopbele
Why will atleti do that
neon hornet
when its january i will rant on r/barca about why we should seap dembele for felix
knotty yacht
when its january i will rant on r/barca about why we should seap dembele for fel...
U reckon laporta scrolls on Reddit to get tips?
umbral imp
Bro the passes the guy made in his first match alone was crazy
neon hornet
U reckon laporta scrolls on Reddit to get tips?
lmao no
pale pelican
Atleti with de Paul now wil be a force to be mess with
omg, de paul is in atletico i forgot
pale pelican
U reckon laporta scrolls on Reddit to get tips?
😂
umbral imp
De Paul is insane not even over reacting
neon hornet
but there are staff members from barca who scroll through r/barca
pale pelican
De Paul is insane not even over reacting
he played so good last season
he deserved a better team
and there he goes
neon hornet
he played so good last season
thats assist to di maria 🔥
pale pelican
🔥
umbral imp
thats assist to di maria 🔥
That pass was from way behind the half way line by the way
neon hornet
Yeah that magic pass he gave Messi that he bottled
lmao i hope he plays like that for psg
neon hornet
That pass was from way behind the half way line by the way
ik
it was magical
great vision
atleti are lucky to have a player like de paul
umbral imp
Yep that passing to feed Felix and Suarez
neon hornet
suarez gonna backheel
plain elbow
oriol busquets is officially leaving barcelona now.
it’s a shame he couldn’t progress any further.
still pagoda
Felix owns Alaba he had him spinning all game
didnt they lose that game 4-0?
warped herald
Felix in Barca instead of atleti would’ve been more ideal
nahhh
warped herald
simeone is not an idiot
best coach in the world
frank robin
ikr
tender delta
50m
knotty yacht
That’s a lot
fading ember
I am fine with 10 million for him also
empty willow
same
unique elm
Twitter
tender delta
Emerson need to get ready to injured him
fading ember
Emerson need to get ready to injured him
Don’t wish injuries on other players
Not good
cobalt stump
knotty yacht
https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1430980517529276418
😈😈😈
inland hound
Suiiiiii
unkempt crag
I still love how he responded to that one guy with g lol
shadow juniper
best coach in the world
vital kernel
Real Madrid have reserved Zinedine Zidane's old number five shirt for Kylian Mbappé, according to L’Équipe via AS.
vital kernel
Wait
That's you Crat
yes
knotty yacht
Dunno
fading ember
Yeah
inner gorge
Oh
grave glen
He played well with spain in the euros
inland hound
grave glen
Even barbers now?
fading ember
Mbappe getting new trim for his presentation
Where will he be presented tho if it becomes official
As Bernabéu is under construction
He won’t get a presentation like kaka and Ronaldo then hmmm
knotty yacht
W
still pagoda
heady flare
<:KEKW:861235196140585000> <:KEKW:861235196140585000>
Wonderful move
inland hound
<:KEKW:861235196140585000> <:KEKW:861235196140585000>
finished page.200k Clowns
inland hound
https://twitter.com/KMbappe/status/1071813979088056320?s=20 Mbappe owns @BarcaTimes
Twitter
still pagoda
warm delta
still pagoda
<:KEKW:861235196140585000>
this guy did this before too..
heady flare
this guy did this before too..
hahaah
knotty yacht
Now that mbappe is signing he’s prob gonna tweet some bullshit like “real buys their talent Barca produces their talent”
heady flare
Now that mbappe is signing he’s prob gonna tweet some bullshit like “real buys t...
No why
knotty yacht
Cause he’s salty
heady flare
Happy,becuase he is going to play against great teams from la liga
grave glen
Isn't 200M too much for Mbappe who is going to be free next year
heady flare
Isn't 200M too much for Mbappe who is going to be free next year
yes
knotty yacht
Isn't 200M too much for Mbappe who is going to be free next year
Cba Perez just does what he wants
inland hound
Now that mbappe is signing he’s prob gonna tweet some bullshit like “real buys t...
Ignoring Fabrica superstars eh
near quartz
i mean it's already confirmed mbappe will go to madrid
It's either now or next season
rough saffron
As Bernabéu is under construction
Bruh
We will play at Bernabeu on 11th
Our 4th game
fading ember
Bruh
We will play at Bernabeu on 11th
Our 4th game
Doesn’t look ready really for so soon
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9904611/Real-Madrid-Bernabeu-renovations-look-long-way-finished-ahead-September-return.html
umbral imp
Doesn’t look ready really for so soon
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football...
Lol
umbral imp
Doesn’t look ready really for so soon
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football...
What exactly are they upgrading again
fading ember
Whole stadium
fading ember
umbral imp
tender delta
Toaster
umbral imp
Tf is that
rough saffron
Mf why no links
tender delta
Looks like my toaster
Must be fun copying jokes
fading ember
Real Madrid official website
rough saffron
What source?
fading ember
umbral imp
Real Madrid official website
Nice then I'm guessing the metal is actually a screen
rough saffron
Must be fun copying jokes
There are literally 5-6 vids
From Madrid's official channel
rough saffron
Wrong reply
tender delta
Eoh
tender delta
This is why I don’t like cresting my jokes
tender delta
It's similar to Beckham dream stadium
How
tender delta
Uh oh
tender delta
Have you seen it ?
Nah it looks way more open
heady flare
Did dembele recovered from his injury?
ripe field
fading ember
I rate both of yours book 100/10🇼
plain elbow
knotty yacht
https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1431268165934321671?s=20
What?
lament thorn
https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1431268165934321671?s=20
no way
grave glen
Transfer window on steroids
iron marten
🐧
hasty hearth
https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1431268165934321671?s=20
huh?
thats so weird
of a move
neon hornet
ronaldo to man u
is this a threat for la liga teams
neon hornet
fading ember
It's happening
Qatari is an aggregator
And a very average/poor one
Don’t get excited
At max raiola is flirting with you guys
neon hornet
bvb isn’t letting haaland go
fading ember
bvb isn’t letting haaland go
I also feel the same but then I also felt messi is staying at Barcelona, Ronaldo is staying at juventus, Ronaldo is going to Man City and that Mbappe will leave next year not this
neon hornet
this is a weird transfer window
man u is almost as good as it was under saf
city and psg are nearly unstoppbale
fading ember
man u is almost as good as it was under saf
Naa not that good
neon hornet
bayern gonna fuck us again (if lenglet plays)
fading ember
Naa not that good
But they are Good enough to challenge for trophies again
neon hornet
ye if fred plays (which he will cuz ole is a pe teacher)
broken bay
He looked great in his debut
neon hornet
but he’s definitely better than his spurs edition
fading ember
How good is Brian Gil
He is good and has potential,
But not as good as some spurs fans are making him to be
broken bay
He is good and has potential,
But not as good as some spurs fans are making him ...
I just figured he was a good young winger
fading ember
I just figured he was a good young winger
Yeah he is talented
neon hornet
But then every fanbase overrates their players a bit
english fan moment
fading ember
Lol
Gill is spanish tho so it kinda feels good🇼
Especially as he was playing for Eibar a club mainly memed by people who don’t watch la liga
plain elbow
How good is Brian Gil
great prospect, i’m a huge fan of his.
inland hound
insane stats
broken bay
Might help Spurs get Europa league 💀
broken bay
Ronaldo about to go Chris Breezy
inland hound
Mbappe is a better Transfer dkfm
broken bay
Ronny is gonna force her to delete it 😂
muted briar
probably made her post it in the first place😂
grave glen
https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1431299570768744458?s=20
Bruh that probably meant him going back to madrid was attempted by his agent
fading ember
https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1431299570768744458?s=20
Ancelotti capped?
broken bay
probably made her post it in the first place😂
Nah let's be honest Ronaldo would just banter himself not use his gf as a mouthpiece lol
muted briar
he uses his sisters account
remember van dijk said something about him and then
a long paragraph
broken bay
Ronaldo had had multiple social media spats lol
If he wanted to troll Ancelotti he'd probably just do it himself
broken bay
Ronaldo and Georgina are 100% into some weird shit let's be honest
muted briar
idk what u mean
muted briar
lol maybe
grave glen
Viva RONALDO
inland hound
lucid meadow
^
ember ruin
yo Barca fans how much do you think your going to win against us by? 😅 (Benfica fan)
torn ermine
yo Barca fans how much do you think your going to win against us by? 😅 (Benfica...
its still tough for us
stoic creek
3-1
torn ermine
i dont wanna underestimate anyone
stoic creek
mah boi aruajo can handle darwin nunez chill
ember ruin
i dont wanna underestimate anyone
that's my mentality going into every game lol
ember ruin
mah boi aruajo can handle darwin nunez chill
were not going to play Nunez we prob gonna play Yaremchuk or Goncalo Ramos
torn ermine
dw, if lenglet play, you have higher chance
grave glen
He’s a tank
torn ermine
if araujo pique play, all good for us
ember ruin
https://tenor.com/view/ronald-araujo-barcelona-araujo-gif-22478112
that goal line clearance vs Bilbao though 🔥
stoic creek
that was mad man
stoic creek
Garcia is great but Araujo is levels above
agreed
fading ember
yo Barca fans how much do you think your going to win against us by? 😅 (Benfica...
You will beat us probably
ember ruin
You will beat us probably
eh maybe at max a draw but thanks for the beleif
torn ermine
and we have bayern to worry about 🥲
stoic creek
were not going to play Nunez we prob gonna play Yaremchuk or Goncalo Ramos
yeremchuk in aruajo pocket
stoic creek
and we have bayern to worry about 🥲
cement longlegs can pocket lewandisney chill 😎
ember ruin
well tbf it shouldn't be to bad as Julian hasn't had the most convincing preformances for Bayern so far and Barca are looking solid so definetly not a destruction
stoic creek
4-1 is max we can lose 😢
ember ruin
4-1 is max we can lose 😢
eh yeah but i see 1-3 loss for you guys and then you guys winning 0-2
stoic creek
2-0 at camp nou yea maybe, but chances are very low
ember ruin
2-0 at camp nou yea maybe, but chances are very low
still pretty confident that you'll get a win or at least a draw
for me i just hope we can beat Kiev both times and draw once to either Barca or Bayern 😅
i'll take 3rd
heady flare
I think Barcelona can win against Bayern
stoic creek
elaborate how
ember ruin
I think Barcelona can win against Bayern
that's what i'm saying
2-0 win imo and then a loss against bayern
heady flare
1-0 and the second one 1-1
slender olive
yo Barca fans how much do you think your going to win against us by? 😅 (Benfica...
3-2
away
and then 2-0 @ home
So like
stiff fjord
yo Barca fans how much do you think your going to win against us by? 😅 (Benfica...
10-0
Benfica is shit
slender olive
Imo best case scenario we go like;
Barca 2-1 Bayern
Bayern 3-1 Barca
Barca 2-0 Benfica
Benfica 2-3 Barca
Barca 4-1 Kyiv
Kyiv 0-2 Barca
Idk I just feel like Nagelsmann is quite inexperienced w this level
we could pick up a W if we're focused enough
Heck, perhaps even two wins
But only if Nagelsmann screws up and we show up
anything could happen
And ofc yeah we could get thrashed
blazing cliff
slender olive
Don't be that confident
slender olive
doubtful
fading ember
• Home — 14th September: Bayern
• Away — 29th September: Benfica
• Home — 20th October: Kyiv
• Away — 2nd November: Kyiv
• Home — 23rd November: Benfica
• Away — 8th December: Bayern
Our UCL games
Bayern first matchday
At least it’s at camp nou
Could be good or worse
void tapirBOT
@grave glen is from Sweden and they support Real Madrid! Welcome to the chat!
grave glen
You really think it's gonna be worse than 2-8
You ain't got Messi fam, ofc it finna be worse.
Your defense is utter garbage aswell
You can't do anything with Pique or Lenglet.
grave glen
Your defense is utter garbage aswell
Yours is too now
inland hound
No?
native sandal
You ain't got Messi fam, ofc it finna be worse.
the dictator was holding us back 😔 /s
grave glen
Yours is too now
Not as bad as yours
We got Alaba, Eder Militao, Mendy, Carvajal, Marcelo, Nacho and they're all better than every single Barca centerback/fullback there is.
Araujo > Eder militao. Alba > Mendy and Alaba
My opinion
native sandal
Alba > Marcelo