la-liga

[fading ember]

He is not underrated

Only trolls underrate him

[grave glen]

10th of april

[winged elk]

People think Mason Mount is better

and Fred

and Valverde

[fading ember]

Only English men

[fading ember]

That’s troll

[grave glen]

some PL fans don’t realise there’s other leagues

[chrome slate]

@fading ember Just like how transfers in EPL are $$$

[grave glen]

La Liga is acfually reallt interesting

[fading ember]

[winged elk]

I genuinely think CURRENTLY FrenkieDeJong is the best CM in LaLiga

[grave glen]

It’s very tight

[winged elk]

as an individual

[inland hound]

Toni exist

[fading ember]

This Levante vs real game was better than any prem game this season so far

[grave glen]

Modric got injured after having a solid solid first game

The levante players were holding the ball with their hand

[grave glen]

Agreed

[chrome slate]

Other league fans don't realise that real barca and atleti aren't the only big teams.

[winged elk]

Kroos isn't too amazing

currently****

[grave glen]

Levante big now?

[fading ember]

[winged elk]

while I think he's one of LaLigas best mids ever

[inland hound]

You dont watch him then

[winged elk]

I think he's not as good of an individual as DeJong

[grave glen]

Manu fans can never call la Liga shit counting by the amount of times Valencia & Sevilla have knocked them out of the CL & EL

[winged elk]

Regardless of age I don't think any manager would take current Kroos over DeJong

[inland hound]

Toni clear quit it

[grave glen]

Modric better tbh SO far only

[winged elk]

Frebkie is more versatile

[chrome slate]

All teams are good/big if they play in the top leagues of respective nations.

[fading ember]

They are not big but they have had decent players for a while

Can’t deny the quality of morales Campaña and marti etc

[grave glen]

First match Modric was good

[inland hound]

Rn? Toni is better than De jong and Modric

[grave glen]

I guess

[inland hound]

Best midfielder in la liga

[grave glen]

Not at all. de Jong and Modric were = in their first match with Kroos behind

[winged elk]

Well I think DeJong has a much bigger impact on a team than Kroos

[chrome slate]

Villarreal won UEL after defeating Arsenal, an EPL team, so they can just leave

[winged elk]

currently

jesus

[grave glen]

Levante does go super then go shit every other day

[inland hound]

Based on last season.This season just kickedoff mate

[winged elk]

If DeJong plays as he is now for 10 years

Everyone would agree with me

but since Kroos is an icon of the game

even if he's not as good anymore

[chrome slate]

that happens with every team in every league

[winged elk]

Youll automatically think Kroos

[inland hound]

No lol Toni is better

Currently

[winged elk]

I just explained why you think that

[inland hound]

You dont watch him lol if you think that

[winged elk]

You don't watch Frenkie if you think that

that's good logic right

[grave glen]

I guess I’m going to be alone with this opinion

The new barca kit is really good😃

[winged elk]

I totally just made a good arguement

[inland hound]

I never said anything abt Frenkie💀

[winged elk]

It's ok

[winged elk]

You don't watch Frenkie

"never"

"💀💀💀" like tf?

sit down

[chrome slate]

Speaking of EPL, Grelish transfer costed 100m. Meanwhile, Pérez brought in 2014 FIFA World Cup stars James Rodríguez,Toni Kroos, and Keylor Navas to Real Madrid for a combined cost of 95 million. @inland hound

[grave glen]

What about the away one

Frenkie in la liga

[inland hound]

Your the only barca fan claiming Frenkie better than Toni

Think Yourself

[winged elk]

It's amazing

Beautiful

[inland hound]

Others here arent agreeing with ya

[grave glen]

Yeah

[winged elk]

only thing that could make it better

is if it was a puma kit 😩

[chrome slate]

Home kit? It only looks good on Depay

[winged elk]

you don't watch Frenkie if you think that

[inland hound]

Mi Presi

[grave glen]

I honestly think it’s really good

If I said my real opinion I’d get shot

It’s the best since the I believe 17-18 one

[chrome slate]

and they say Perez is dumb, or that he is mad

[grave glen]

Idk why I love the colours and design

[inland hound]

@fading ember Toni or De jong rn?

Your unbaised

[fading ember]

The kit design isn’t bad.
The color brightness and shorts are what it make terrible

[fading ember]

Toni

[grave glen]

I love the shorts😭🤦🏻

[fading ember]

Naa they suck

[grave glen]

I can’t believe people don’t like the shorts

[chrome slate]

Scourge speaks the truth... 95% of the time

[grave glen]

The average dark ones are boring af tho

[winged elk]

Inflation does not exist.

[inland hound]

Huh he overpaid in 2019 window tho

[fading ember]

Those shorts suck ngl

[winged elk]

Nobodies unbiased

Scourge just agrees with you

So you claim he's unbiased

[chrome slate]

He brought 3 players for that HUGE price, meanwhile City got one for a HUGE price.

And inflation is not what you think

[inland hound]

@grave glen Toni or frenkie rn?

[winged elk]

inflation does not exist

Liam said Frenkie not even 10 minutes ago

[grave glen]

Frenkie I’m sorry but that doesn’t mean I think Real Madrid aren’t doing well

[winged elk]

he said Modric and DeJong outperformed him

[chrome slate]

@fading ember Anyway, how are you?

[grave glen]

What I take away from their performance there is Rodrigo is pretty good, Vinicius is getting a lot better and getting the hang of goal scoring, Communication issues

[inland hound]

Last season Not this 2 games where didnt play🤔

[knotty yacht]

Ok cmon now kroos is clear of de jong

[inland hound]

Clearly

[grave glen]

Hm hm Hm travis Scott

[inland hound]

Modric X Frenkie debateble

[chrome slate]

Someone just won't admit it ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[winged elk]

ok so inflation is a real thing and while he had a great window

[grave glen]

I won’t take sides lmao I watch the chaos not cause at this stage

[winged elk]

2013 inflation

x1.5

100mil

[grave glen]

Ik Madrid are our rivals but I’m sad Modric is injured

[winged elk]

= 150mil

[grave glen]

Was very fun watching alves match

[fading ember]

Fine wbu

[grave glen]

Nacho goal was satisfying af

[inland hound]

https://tenor.com/view/stonks-up-stongs-meme-stocks-gif-15715298

[winged elk]

It's funny because most Madrid fans would say Modric > Kroos

I of course wouldnt

but most Madrid fans would

[inland hound]

Not rn

[knotty yacht]

Rn no

[winged elk]

never

[knotty yacht]

All time yes IMO

[inland hound]

Toni clear of Luka rn

[winged elk]

I don't think Modric ever was

better than Kroos for more than maybe a year

[chrome slate]

Great players getting injured is always bad for any club. :(

[winged elk]

Kroos was phenomenal and consistent

[inland hound]

And modric was inconsistent?

[winged elk]

If Kroos didn't have 40 pace in fifa he would be considered clear

[winged elk]

No

Just not as good

[fading ember]

Right now Toni is better.

[chrome slate]

Glad that Madrid didn't lose today

[fading ember]

👍

[winged elk]

I mean that kind of aligns with my point

[knotty yacht]

I’m feeling shit

[winged elk]

my point is that Kroos is better in general

[chrome slate]

What happened, Madridista?

[knotty yacht]

Wdym what happened

Our defence struggled against levante😂

[winged elk]

I like how the perception of what I say is automatically seen different because Barcelona is in my name

[chrome slate]

Ramos and Varane left
It's a consequence. Everything will get better over time

[grave glen]

Levante to win the league

[winged elk]

Because I've been saying for weeks that your defense would need alot of time to adjust

[fading ember]

Speaking of de Jong tho he is great.
Has the potential to be better than prime kroos one day if he keeps it up.
But right now he isn’t.

[knotty yacht]

Hope so

[winged elk]

But I was wrong in saying that

[knotty yacht]

I still have faith in our defence tho

[winged elk]

Not prime kroos?

[fading ember]

Kroos has been great last two years

[knotty yacht]

Just a 1 game thing hopefully

[inland hound]

Let em build a partnership.

Wait

[winged elk]

Kroos prime surely isn't now though?

[fading ember]

Naa it isn’t

[knotty yacht]

Tbh he never had a prime

[fading ember]

2015-2018/19 was kroos imo

[knotty yacht]

He was just rlly good and consistent

[chrome slate]

🤞

[inland hound]

Si consistent since 2012

[fading ember]

Yeah that’s kinda true

[grave glen]

So anyone here think Modric > Kroos

[fading ember]

But he certainly got most noticed and appreciated during the three peat

[winged elk]

I know someone's lying 💀

Ive said Kroos > and gotten HARASSED

I am clearly exaggerating

[fading ember]

It’s kinda close

[winged elk]

Before someone tries to make that an arguement

[chrome slate]

I just can't compare those two magicians. Though I like Kroos more for his thinking

[knotty yacht]

Modric prime is unmatchable but overall idk rlly both are very good

[fading ember]

Tho 2018 Modrić>any year of kroos

Overall tho it’s very hard to pick one.

[grave glen]

Pedri is already becoming a really good midfielder

[chrome slate]

No one can deny that

[grave glen]

Phew

[chrome slate]

If they do, do they know football?

[grave glen]

Yeah he’s doing really good and very consistent

De Jongs tracking back also should definitely be noted

[knotty yacht]

He needs rest tho

[grave glen]

He’s saved goals being scored for Barça and Ajax

[grave glen]

Yeah 2 weeks now

[chrome slate]

Guy played like every minute of Euros lol

[knotty yacht]

Ok

[thin ivy]

Imagine conceding 3 from levante

[knotty yacht]

Yeah I 8-2 say it but it’s embarrassing

[fading ember]

He is brilliant defensively

[eager drift]

You guys think Alaba was a good purchase for real?

[fading ember]

After his first two games yes

[knotty yacht]

Yes

At the end of the day it’s free

[eager drift]

That's fair

[chrome slate]

World Class player, so why not?

[chrome slate]

We didn't lose the game, so it's alright

[knotty yacht]

Yeah I was just making fun of him saying how we concede goals when they conceded 8

[chrome slate]

It was against Bayern but still, 8 is humiliating

[thin ivy]

What? Im a madrid fan too lol

But hey a bale goal and vini brace

Not too bad

I just dont u derstand how we can concede so much

Waiting for the official jighlighte

[knotty yacht]

I’m happy tho our attack is looking deadly just like old times

[inland hound]

Results>>>

[knotty yacht]

Yeah

[tender delta]

I just like the shirt

Bro ur weird af

[grave glen]

https://twitter.com/OptaJose/status/1429519413011693573?s=19

OptaJose (@OptaJose)

22 - Rodrigo de Paul 🇦🇷 has delivered 22 passes in the opposite half vs Elche, more than any other @atletienglish player in the game until his substitution. The Argentinian has been involved in 8 goals in his last 8 league games as starter between Serie A & #LaLiga (3+5). Key

Likes

157

Twitter · Aug 22, 2021, 7:02 PM

[fading ember]

Goated player

[void tapir]

@grave glen is from Egypt and they support Real Madrid! Welcome to the chat!

[knotty yacht]

Ceballos clear🥱🥱

[zenith echo]

Athletic Club U14 6-0 Athletic Club women's team 😳

[fading ember]

Wtf

They made this match happen

[zenith echo]

Idk

But was women's professional team

[cobalt stump]

EZ W

[zenith echo]

XD

[cobalt stump]

You think Malta men’s team would win the Women’s WC in dominating fashion? 🤔

[zenith echo]

Good question 🤔

I think so

[grave glen]

2 matches to go for the 3 match days but so far who does everyone think the best player was this week

I say De Paul or Vinicius maybe

[shadow juniper]

[iron marten]

Vinicius what a goal that was

Chip

[grave glen]

I was so confused I thought someone headed it in

[knotty yacht]

The greatest of all time

He is only using 4% of his power too

https://tenor.com/view/tmzka-real-madrid-rmcf-vini-jr-vinicius-jr-gif-17719455

[shadow juniper]

[grave glen]

Top scorer

Vini

[tender delta]

Real Madrid man

they conceded 3 goals in a new promoted team

[grave glen]

Still top 4

They don't care

[tender delta]

Yes I know

[grave glen]

Their goal is pichichi

[cobalt stump]

Wym new promoted team

[tender delta]

Elche

[grave glen]

Elche was faced by atleti wasn't it

[cobalt stump]

Ohh okay lol I thought u we’re talking about Levante lol

Yeah Elche played Atleti

[tender delta]

Oh

I got confused

Anyways I don’t understand how Real Madrid drew with levante

[grave glen]

Levante played good football

But should score when literally outfield player become the gk

[knotty yacht]

Very disappointed tbh

[tender delta]

True

[knotty yacht]

The attack was good but the defence…

[grave glen]

Yea could be better

[tender delta]

Yep

[cobalt stump]

Our defense is gonna take time to click

[grave glen]

They'll find the chemistry as time goes on

[knotty yacht]

What I like seeing tho is Isco with his magic

[grave glen]

Remontada szn

[tender delta]

La liga still hasn’t change barca players

Balde did not get a face yet same as nico and gavi

And they still haven’t fixed emerson position

[knotty yacht]

Wtf

[grave glen]

I thought they were registered as youth

[knotty yacht]

That Emerson edit😂😂

[grave glen]

He never worn that kit

[tender delta]

La liga chopped poor mans neck

[tender delta]

Promoted players

Hopefully they get atleast 10-20 games

[grave glen]

Koeman seems to like them

Hope so

[tender delta]

Pre seasons they do

Balde is stuck on the bench

Hopefully not another miranda

[grave glen]

Poor man collado

I hope he move asap he won't be in koeman plan

[tender delta]

Loan could do

[grave glen]

Yeah

[tender delta]

But he might be a failed

Alena failed at loan

[grave glen]

Almost with belgium club but failed

[tender delta]

Miranda failed

[tender delta]

Yep

Someone needs to convince koeman to use him

[grave glen]

There's no other way than stuck on the bench like riqui

[tender delta]

True

[grave glen]

He prefers demir

Soon dembele comes into frame

Then ansu

No room

[tender delta]

PLEASE DEMBELE INJURED

[grave glen]

He is

Coutinho also coming back

[tender delta]

Must be injured coutinho

[grave glen]

He's in final phase

Already recovered

[tender delta]

Feck

[devout geyser]

Levante vs Real Madrid has to be game of the season so far

[devout geyser]

wym new promoted?

Levante has been here for years

they are always that trap team that will annoy you to death

[ancient turtle]

agree

[tender delta]

No I got confused

[still pagoda]

Vinicius has already matched his entire 2020/21 La Liga goal scoring rally

[shadow juniper]

[grave glen]

yeah

and then lose the next match

[grave glen]

literally got everything in a game

just lack fistfights

[chrome slate]

Ramos wasn't there, so....

[grave glen]

the main ingredient

[frank robin]

lol

[neon hornet]

now who will do the shithousery for real

[lucid meadow]

stuff happens

[knotty yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/mo-salah-mohamed-salah-injury-sergio-ramos-omg-liverpool-gif-11925393

Clean tackle

[neon hornet]

very clean

it clearly didnt injure salah and forced him to leave the pitch cuz of a shoulder injury

[lucid meadow]

he only got a yellow for it isnt it

[normal idol]

what do u want soft boi

[tender delta]

Clean death

[grave glen]

https://twitter.com/BarcaWorldwide/status/1429568041969459201?s=19

Barça Worldwide (@BarcaWorldwide)

The pichichi race is different 😂

Likes

1794

Twitter · Aug 22, 2021, 10:15 PM

Remember how messi doesn't exist in the scoring chart earlier but end up as top scorer

So mariano still have time

[normal idol]

LOL

[thin ivy]

Scenes when Vini outscores Benzema this season

Omg

[void tapir]

@versed crescent is from Bangladesh and they support Barcelona! Welcome to the chat!

[ripe field]

hi

[thin ivy]

https://www.managingmadrid.com/2021/8/23/22636902/player-ratings-levante-3-3-real-madrid-2021-la-liga

Did Isco really play that well?

He got a 9 in here and an 8 in another site

[inland hound]

Ye he played new position did well

[inner gorge]

he was amazing

[fading ember]

Best Isco performance in years probably

[ripe field]

bruh

ancelotti using his squad very well

something which zidane didn't do well

[tender verge]

he did 3 changes in the 60 th

[ripe field]

most ideal time for a change icl

also first time seeing a levante fan

[tender verge]

or 55th

When levante did the 2-1 basically

I don’t remember the minute

[ripe field]

according to goodle it's 57

[tender verge]

👍

Ok

[inland hound]

We didn't have this attack under ZZ

[ripe field]

courtois had a bad game

but just a game

neto>ter statue

[inland hound]

Nacho,Vasquez*

I wouldn't blame him for the 2 goals

[ripe field]

he also made another error which could have been 4-2

[inland hound]

?

Need mendy back asap

[ripe field]

the shot was off the post

[grave glen]

Bruh

[tender delta]

Did u really have to do that

Also pedri was sign in 2020 but I haven’t seen him played as the 2020 Barca kit

[thin ivy]

I heard LV was terriblw in the game

[candid terrace]

sorry who is lv

louis vutton?

[tender delta]

[ripe field]

LMAO

[candid terrace]

no but srsly

who is lv

[grave glen]

How could you not know this

[candid terrace]

my brain is dead

help me out

[grave glen]

Bruh

Actually I also don't know

[candid terrace]

[grave glen]

[candid terrace]

hey bro who or what is lv

[tender delta]

Why is lv

[candid terrace]

how is lv

must be empathetic

care for others

[grave glen]

Twitter: don't care + ratio

[tender delta]

Like I said

Why is lv

[thin ivy]

Lucas vasquez/lord vasquez

[candid terrace]

OH

now i see

[tender delta]

Why is lord vazquez

[grave glen]

Bruh obviously

[thin ivy]

Goat rb better than cafu

Lol

[grave glen]

Yeah

[tender delta]

Very obvious that we did not need to ask for 5 straight mins

[candid terrace]

i actlly had no fucking clue what lv was

[tender delta]

Same thing

[candid terrace]

does anybody even call vazquez lv

[grave glen]

Cole did

[candid terrace]

thanks mate

[tender delta]

Man if he knew what is versachi he would think it’s verrati

[candid terrace]

cheers

[thin ivy]

Me and a few here do

[candid terrace]

aight tks

now i understand

[grave glen]

https://twitter.com/Barzaboy/status/1424328182061207554?s=19

A D I L (@Barzaboy)

https://t.co/zRLIcUNZog

Retweets

1579

Likes

8657

Twitter · Aug 8, 2021, 11:14 AM

[ripe field]

lucas vazquexz

*vazquez

[ripe field]

same vibes when school opens

[candid terrace]

bro you actlly

know

respect

[ripe field]

ikr

[grave glen]

Me missing my school days

[candid terrace]

imagine missing school

[grave glen]

Bruh

Life were better then

[tender delta]

Unpopular opinion:life is fair

Wanna know why?

[grave glen]

It is

[tender delta]

Everyone life is unfair

So that means life is very fair

[candid terrace]

[grave glen]

That's pretty much an oxymoron

[tender delta]

Also why’d u change ur name

From Barca to levante

[grave glen]

People change

[tender delta]

Well atleast ur not a snake to psg

[candid terrace]

[grave glen]

Yeah

[ripe field]

some people might actually think you are a psg fan

i experienced the same thing

even when my nick had Honest in it

[grave glen]

Some people though I was brest, arsenal, wolves, sevilla and etc fans

Idk how they believe me though

[native sandal]

if you don't want people to think you're a psg fan, just don't have it in your name, ezpz

[white tinsel]

Vinicius top scorer

[grave glen]

As it should be

[white tinsel]

Brathwaite second as well

🐐 🐐

[grave glen]

List of greatness is long

[grave glen]

Nah going undercover is fun

[grave glen]

What is the second and third row representing?

[native sandal]

[native sandal]

assists, matches played

this one is better

[grave glen]

Vinicius with that goals per 90

And perfect shot accuracy

Better than neymar right now

[candid terrace]

lamela after leaving spurs

[fading ember]

Vini 🐐

[thin ivy]

Vini will get Ballon dor

[native sandal]

[fluid scarab]

Vinicius ballon d oro

[glass flame]

Mbappe > Vinicius

[native sandal]

[fading ember]

Nope

Vini is the Greatest of all time

[native sandal]

then stop asking for mbappe

sight

[fading ember]

I am a barca fan

[native sandal]

🤛

[still pagoda]

Vinicius Braithwaite and Lamela lead the la liga scoring charts

[grave glen]

Nice

Best players in the world

[vocal heart]

BRUH

[young thistle]

Spain coming up in #879333924294250516

[fluid scarab]

And Correa

[fading ember]

Correa isn’t a meme player tho

[plain elbow]

damn, when did getafe sign jakub jankto?

[grave glen]

He just on the list

[grave glen]

https://youtu.be/6Scd1S3W0SA

[fading ember]

Yea

[inner gorge]

I have school tomorrow and that's my situation

[grave glen]

Just quit

jk stay in school, kids

[inner gorge]

Im in ma last years

[grave glen]

https://twitter.com/GoalAnalysis/status/1429819274340802568?s=19

Sam (@GoalAnalysis)

Checking in on Bebé - these were his shots from a 20 minute CAMEO against Real Sociedad

https://t.co/mu2ShP3Ah1

Likes

330

Twitter · Aug 23, 2021, 2:54 PM

No accuracy just power

[exotic kite]

saw that too lol

i hope he scores one day

[grave glen]

he misunderstood pep's "take the ball pass the ball"

literally take the ball shoot the ball

[plain elbow]

lineups are out for getafe v sevilla

[grim thicket]

they are still starting bono over dmitrovic?

wow

[grave glen]

cucurella not there?

bruh he's moving

[undone knot]

🔥

18 million...

Marca is weird

No way that's the fee

Anyways

I might ditch rooting Girona and root Ibiza

[grave glen]

However Spanish radio station Cadena COPE are adamant that Brighton ‘are paying the €18m of the release clause’. The radio program El Partidazo de COPE adds that the player ‘is going to leave Getafe’.

apparently that is his release clause

[grave glen]

wait what

i thought he was happy at getafe

[grave glen]

release clause activated

i mean yeah but still he has a say in the matter

not sure

maybe need some new environment

[inland hound]

Case prop🔥

[dense jay]

Any updates on ansu fati?

[grave glen]

recovering

in his final stage

[dense jay]

How long will it take?

a week or tow?

two*

[grim thicket]

most likely 12th september against sevilla

[grave glen]

within this month I guess he already train with the ball

[dense jay]

Alright!

[grim thicket]

mid september

[dense jay]

That's good 😊

[grim thicket]

hope the injury doesnt bring him down and ruin his very young career

[dense jay]

@grim thicket what's your club?

[grim thicket]

and im saying this as a madridista

[dense jay]

Oh I see

[grim thicket]

he is a bright young talent, would love to see him flourish, even tho its for our rivals

[hollow kestrel]

What happened to ansu fati?

[grim thicket]

knee complications

[grave glen]

yea

[grim thicket]

he had a surgery which went wrong i think

[hollow kestrel]

Ohh is it bad??

[grim thicket]

got infected or something

[grave glen]

multiple times failed surgery

[grim thicket]

but he should be back by mid september

was it a meniscus injury or ligament?

i dont remember

[hollow kestrel]

Failed surgery…??? You mean Doctors mistake?

[grim thicket]

nobody rlly knows

[grave glen]

meniscus I think

[hollow kestrel]

Thats very sad

[grim thicket]

but it got infected and had to be operated on multiple times iirc

[grave glen]

his bodyy doesnt react with the surgery well

[grim thicket]

but he should be good to go soon

[hollow kestrel]

Omg! That is really unfortunate 😦

But he is young and lets hope he wont be effected too badly

[grave glen]

he couldve gone to the euros if not the injury

[grim thicket]

yeah he was in the initial squad

[inland hound]

https://twitter.com/Qatari/status/1429864154849030152?s=19

محمد الكعبي (@Qatari)

🚨BREAKING: Two conditions must be met for Mbappe to join Real Madrid:
🔻First,Real Madrid need to make their offer and they are going to do so.
🔻Secondly,PSG needs to accept the offer, which is possible given that Paris is now seriously considering selling the player. RMCsport

Twitter · Aug 23, 2021, 5:52 PM

[grim thicket]

reliable?

[fading ember]

RMCsport are a mixed bag

They maybe right they maybe wrong

So just take whatever they are saying with a pinch of salt.

[grim thicket]

vini is better than mbappe rn anyway

dont mind me, just bracing myself for disappointment

[inner gorge]

@grave glen ur fan of getafe now?

[inland hound]

tier 2

[knotty yacht]

We fucking conceded 3 to levante I still can’t get over that

[inner gorge]

Inspiring

[knotty yacht]

💀💀💀 bro

[inner gorge]

Lmaooo

[grim thicket]

uhhh what?

[fading ember]

Bruh😭😂💀

[stiff fjord]

Yes, that's how a transfer works

[jolly harness]

Yeah, isnt that because he just gave the shirt and payed for the treatment himself 🙄

If you wanna hate a guy. do it on facts or ability on the field. not on shit like this.

[fading ember]

He is just kidding

It’s a meme not something serious

[unkempt crag]

Elche have signed Omar Mascarell from Schalke

[inner gorge]

Who pissed u fam

It was a joke

U prolly never heard of a meme I reckon

[drowsy sundial]

Lmao

[inner gorge]

Everyone is laughing and joking around idk why people take it seriously

[drowsy sundial]

These days people cant take a joke no point arguing

[inner gorge]

True

[knotty yacht]

It’s just a joke bro 😂😂

[jolly harness]

I know it’s a freaking joke, I don’t see the humour in it though 🤷🏻‍♀️

[knotty yacht]

If u know it’s a joke why u taking it so serious

😂😂

[iron marten]

End the league guys

We're 1st

[drowsy sundial]

Lol joke

[fading ember]

https://tenor.com/view/biris-svqbiris-sevilla-fc-sevilla-fútbol-gif-20341240

[iron marten]

Ouhh yeeah

[knotty yacht]

This is probably cap but 😂😂

[inner gorge]

Bruh better take me

I'm better then richarlison

[grim thicket]

shit they are upgrading to richarlison 😂😂

[fading ember]

Richarlison isn’t a bad player really he is fine but yeah he is a pretty big downgrade over mbappe

[inner gorge]

I'm better then Richarlison

I scored 67 goals last season

[fading ember]

[inner gorge]

Does backyard goal counts?

[grim thicket]

man you are better than messi

[inner gorge]

If pele counts the goals in backyard

Then it's 169

For me

[light void]

as long as your 3 year old nephew is in goal it counts

[grim thicket]

lmao

[inner gorge]

W

Me > ronaldo

[grim thicket]

what if its a newborn

[inner gorge]

It's ma cousin

Don't worry his 12

[light void]

special rules

only pens count

[inner gorge]

F

[grim thicket]

😂

[bright ridge]

https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1429900579296395270

B/R Football (@brfootball)

Erik Lamela in his first two La Liga games this season:

▪️ 3 goals
▪️ Two appearances as a substitute
▪️ One 90+3' winner

Twitter · Aug 23, 2021, 8:17 PM

[fading ember]

Tottenham mudded

[grim thicket]

imagine if the newborn saved the pen tho 😬

[inner gorge]

Spurs:

[inner gorge]

Oblak in making

[light void]

that's not possible

[grim thicket]

it is if you hit it right at him/her

[light void]

have you seen a new born bro

it'll just roll on top of them

In to the net

[inner gorge]

This generation is weird tho

I saw a 3 year old baby tweaking in tiktok like wtf

[grim thicket]

tbf if it was a newborn at goal id rather target the newborn than the goal

would be a tougher target

[inner gorge]

Lmaoo

F for that baby

[grim thicket]

hey its just toughening em up

[light void]

bro

[inner gorge]

Lmaoo

[light void]

we know you hate kids

no need to want to kick one with a ball

[grim thicket]

or kick the kid like a ball

[inner gorge]

I rather be in goal and the baby rolls the ball

[light void]

man needs therapy

[grim thicket]

....

[inner gorge]

Man needs to see a cute baby

[grim thicket]

there are no cute babies

trust me you dont wanna get into this convo with me lol

[inner gorge]

Do u have a crush?

[grim thicket]

ramin has been on it a lot

[grim thicket]

a crush?

you mean a celeb crush?

[inner gorge]

Like fallen a love on someone

Yea whatever it is

[grim thicket]

i uhhh...how shall i put this....have a girlfriend

[inner gorge]

U have a gf?

Mans blessed

[grim thicket]

....yes?

why 😭

[inner gorge]

Have u seen her baby pics

Is she cute?

[grim thicket]

...no? that would be creepy

[cobalt stump]

Wtf 😂😂😂

[light void]

what is wrong with you @inner gorge

[inner gorge]

Would u kick ur gf if she was a baby?

[knotty yacht]

Bro wtf is that question even🥶

[cobalt stump]

Bruh

[light void]

someone needs to call the police

[inner gorge]

SHIT

[light void]

this is not okay

[inner gorge]

Didn't meant to go that way

[grim thicket]

she wouldnt be my gf if she was a baby....dude wtf

[inner gorge]

Ah shit I'm weird

[light void]

more than weird

[inner gorge]

Change the topic

[iron marten]

Haha what is mohd talking about

[grim thicket]

yeah so back to backyard goals

[cobalt stump]

Lmao this the conversation I wake up to

[inner gorge]

Sooo are we sure that pele counted his backyard goals

[grim thicket]

blame mohd

[inner gorge]

Life's good

[grim thicket]

not my fault

[fading ember]

Bruh😂😂wtf😭💀

[cobalt stump]

The 700-something number I don’t think so. The 1200-something number I think so lmao

[inner gorge]

I have a question if we count every goal we score no matter which place it is will we be higher then messi and ronaldo score?

[knotty yacht]

We dating babies now??🤣🤣

[grim thicket]

...no

[inner gorge]

AYO-

Staph

[grim thicket]

dude

[inner gorge]

Lord have mercy

[inner gorge]

If I count every goal i scored in ma entire life I would prolly be in top of the sheet

[grim thicket]

if you are counting all the goals you have scored including backyard goals, you should also count all the goals they have scored, ie practice and ronaldo being ronaldo, at home

so, i dont think so

[inner gorge]

They missed

[cobalt stump]

Same. I don’t miss

[grim thicket]

pro ballers take the same shot 50 times a day

[cobalt stump]

Top corner every time

[grim thicket]

thats how they perfect it

[inner gorge]

We don't miss we built differeeny

[cobalt stump]

💪🏻

[inner gorge]

We don't have GKs

They have GKs

So they miss

And we score

W

[grim thicket]

lmao, we should count the ones with Gks i think

[inner gorge]

I'm counting gks and non gks

[cobalt stump]

No that hurts my numbers tho

[grim thicket]

oof

you cant hit it in with a GK?

what if the GK was a newborn baby(ah shit here we go again)

[knotty yacht]

We don’t do that here

[cobalt stump]

That wasn’t my job as a player lol I was the assist king of the team. I always found the best passes

[inner gorge]

Ah shit here we go again

[grim thicket]

ah CM?

[cobalt stump]

CM/LW

[inner gorge]

Same

[grim thicket]

i was CM too when i used to play in college and school

[inner gorge]

I liked crossing and passing alot

[grim thicket]

well, CDM

[cobalt stump]

I hated playing LW bc I got a terrible weak foot

[inner gorge]

I went from CDM to CM to LW

[grim thicket]

i also played RB earlier, when i was much smaller

[inner gorge]

And sometimes LB

[knotty yacht]

I swear once I was shooting for fun and I curled a ball so good to that top corner people would’ve that I am beckham’s regen

[grim thicket]

you're left footed?

[inner gorge]

I mostly shoot at right but i can shoot in left

[grim thicket]

left footed players are quite rare

[inner gorge]

Both I guess

[knotty yacht]

I am not fast enough to play in wings😂

[grim thicket]

what about crossing

[inner gorge]

I use it

[grim thicket]

no i mean, which foot is better

[inner gorge]

Right ofcz

[grim thicket]

then....why wouldnt you play RB

[inner gorge]

Idk

[grim thicket]

makes more sense no?

[inner gorge]

The coach kept me in LB

Prollt most of em where right footed

And high competition

[grim thicket]

hmm maybe, left footed players are pretty rare

[knotty yacht]

To cross with a trivela for vibes

[cobalt stump]

Same. To cross I always had to switch back to a position I could use my right foot lmao

[grim thicket]

but its a bit difficult to play fullback with inverted feet

[inner gorge]

Im not actually left footed I trained on ma left foot so I can be good at it

I'm actually right footed

[cobalt stump]

My weakest aspect was my headers

[knotty yacht]

My left foot is uh… interesting

[inner gorge]

I was good in FKs

[cobalt stump]

I sucked at headers

[inner gorge]

And i sucked at pens

[grim thicket]

my headers are kinda good since i am tall, but not as good as it should be

[cobalt stump]

I was too but there was someone who was better than me so I didn’t get it

[inner gorge]

If the FK is on the right I'll cross

[grim thicket]

and im not a very quick dribbler either

[inner gorge]

If the ball is on the left I'll shoot

[inner gorge]

We share tbh

[cobalt stump]

I’m tall too but I just suck at them lol I’m 6’1

[grim thicket]

and i have probably lost a lot of my lung capacity and stamina now

[inner gorge]

The person who's confident in taking it on that match must take it

[grim thicket]

oh im 6'2....i suck at headers coz like, i can win the duel but i cant rlly put power behind the header lol, probably the same issue for you

[inner gorge]

I'm the type of a player who can't stop shooting rockets

[cobalt stump]

I couldn’t get rid of the habit of closing my eyes right before contact so it would never go where I wanted it to lmao

[grim thicket]

lmao

[knotty yacht]

Aren’t u a left back

[grim thicket]

i got that habit whipped out of me very early on

[inner gorge]

I'm actually cdm but I can play as LB

[knotty yacht]

Oh ok

[grim thicket]

my issue was with putting power behind the header....my headers would be kinda floaty

[cobalt stump]

W. Yeah i didn’t get to play on a team until high school bc I was moving like every half year

[grim thicket]

i tried to emulate Xabi Alonso and Lahm's playstyles throughout the time i played

were my idols

[inner gorge]

Once I have scored a goal from the halfway line that goal was the best goal I have ever scored in ma entire life

[grim thicket]

man those long passes, absolutely beautiful

[knotty yacht]

I genuinely would shoot from the Halfway line than take a pen

[inner gorge]

The coach's face and my teammates face was priceless

[cobalt stump]

I was my own idol

[grim thicket]

and you get such a feeling of satisfaction when you ping a long pass, and it goes perfectly

[knotty yacht]

Vibes

[inner gorge]

I saw the GK out so I was like lemme try that

And it went in

[knotty yacht]

Damn

[inner gorge]

Ngl that match was shit

Everything was WWE

[cobalt stump]

Our GK sucked bruh

[inner gorge]

The opposing team couldn't stop tackling I asked for a sub

Like damn

[grim thicket]

and most of my shots were outside the box too since i played CDM, i never rlly took many shots besides free kicks tbf, so my accuracy wasnt great, neither were my goal numbers

[cobalt stump]

We had good strickers and good midfielders but that’s it. The defense and GK sucked

[inner gorge]

Our gk was hella tall man didn't care jumping he only dives

[grim thicket]

id say i tried to focus more on the positional and defensive side of the game

nowadays we play 3-a-side or 5-a-side among friends lol

[knotty yacht]

I will focus on the vibes

[cobalt stump]

My junior year I had 1 goal and 10 assists. I only took a few shots tho throughout the season

[inner gorge]

I remember nutmegging a random player and after a while that player was try harding to nutmeg me

[grim thicket]

whenever a player tried any trick on me, that eas the last time he would try a trick the entire match

[inner gorge]

Ancelotti wants to know yo place

[grim thicket]

coz guess what

i was a rough tackler

[knotty yacht]

I assume u cross a lot 😂

[cobalt stump]

Lucky lol. I can’t do that where I live. Small rural area of Midwest USA so there’s almost no one who likes the sport

[grim thicket]

oof tough luck

[inner gorge]

I was good in snatching balls I never slide tackled since i got the red card

[cobalt stump]

Nah most of my assists actually came from the CM position

[knotty yacht]

Oh

[grim thicket]

id say i had okay tackling technique, but if a player was tryna be smart i would stick out a leg sometimes, or give a kick to his shin....just to yknow, put him in his place

[knotty yacht]

Modric in disguise ???

[inner gorge]

Just use ur shoulder to push him over

[cobalt stump]

Nah Modric copied ME

[inner gorge]

And snatch it

[grim thicket]

a yellow card is worth it for that imo, coz the player would be too afraid to try anythingg after that

its all about confidence

and when you get kicked in the shin, you lose that

[inner gorge]

If I'm front of a goal I'll be nervous

But if im defending my confidence level is up to the roof

[grim thicket]

thats normal stuff, i mean rough challenges that the player would remember the entire match, and maybe throughout the week in the form of a bruise

[inner gorge]

I stopped doing rough tackles after I got the red card

[grim thicket]

...how rough did you go

[inner gorge]

I was like around 13 years old

[grim thicket]

wait, how old are you now

[cobalt stump]

Mohd shattered a leg

Then he’s like alright I’ll chill out now

[grim thicket]

lol

[inner gorge]

i went full sliding mode cause everyone went attacking strategy and no defenders so I sprinted and slide tackled the striker

They got a pen and missed it

[grim thicket]

and missed the ball completely

[inner gorge]

And it ended as a draw

[grim thicket]

you need to be careful while slide tackling

[inner gorge]

Yea

I use shoulders that's it

And snatch through the legs

[grim thicket]

its dangerous both for you and your opponent, if you dont get it right

but if you practice enough, its a great tool

[inner gorge]

U know when the player is having the ball and trying to have it I go in the middle and just roll it back

And easy snatch

[grim thicket]

not to be used often, but something to be kept in your arsenal for special purposes

[cobalt stump]

I like to practice slide tackles on random kids at the park

They’re never ready for it

[inner gorge]

Bruh

[grim thicket]

....

i dont slide tackle now....coz we play on concrete or turf lol

[inner gorge]

Fanboy woke up and chose violence

[grim thicket]

but when i used to play on grass, it was a nice thing to learn

[cobalt stump]

I played on turf. We have a grass field too but that was shit so it was only used for practices

[knotty yacht]

I did it on my little brother and I didn’t even aim at the ball I just aimed at his legs😂

[grim thicket]

grass fields are the best

turf is hard

[cobalt stump]

Bruh

[grim thicket]

it affects your running too

[cobalt stump]

Our turf field is fucking nice tho

[grim thicket]

idk if you have noticed or not, but your legs would start aching much faster if you are running on turf than on grass

its bad for your leg muscles as a whole

[inner gorge]

"We family but on football we ain't no friends my little amigo"

[knotty yacht]

But shooting on grass is annoying

[cobalt stump]

Nah I haven’t

[grim thicket]

wdym why?

[knotty yacht]

The grass isn’t even well cut at my place

[grim thicket]

well thats different

[inner gorge]

I just practice free kicks this days

[grim thicket]

i mean a well maintained grass field

[cobalt stump]

This our turf field. Playing night games here was fucking vibes

[inner gorge]

My dream was to score a last min free kick

[grim thicket]

we had a pretty damn nice soccer pitch at college

[inner gorge]

I miss playing football in a rain

Rain and football is heaven

[grim thicket]

that is the worst!!!

[cobalt stump]

It’s hard to go there just to play some tho bc the damn football team always hogs it for their practices

[grim thicket]

especially when you shoot, and the shot suddenly loses power after hitting the ground

[inner gorge]

If its a competition it sucks but for fun and playing with the homies on the rain is SICK

[cobalt stump]

I only got to play in the rain once but I enjoyed it 😂

[grim thicket]

couldnt you like take a small corner of the field to play 3 a side?

we play in my friends garage...for reference

and sometimes in a nearby indoor football pitch

[inner gorge]

Bruh fake shoot on the defender and the water on ur shoes just splashes on him so u get around 3sec to move on

[cobalt stump]

Nah they use it all. They will not share

[grim thicket]

damn selfish

[knotty yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/thanks-cristiano-ronaldo-grateful-real-madrid-gif-12387273

[knotty yacht]

How I feel like when I play in the rain

[cobalt stump]

Our other field is dangerous at some parts. Like it’s really badly maintained

[grim thicket]

oh yeah dont play in badly maintained pitches

you can fuck up your ankles real bad

[inner gorge]

Me who plays on the street

;-;

[cobalt stump]

Yeah there’s a few dips in the field where u could really fuck urself

[grim thicket]

yeah, you're welcome to try playing soccer in a street in NY without getting hit

[inner gorge]

Yall must play football on sand

[grave glen]

Bruh sevilla won

[grim thicket]

i have!! beach football is great

[inner gorge]

Ma guy come here we play on the road

The roads are badly maintained too

[grim thicket]

damn

[inner gorge]

And some of ma friends play shoeless

They built different

[grim thicket]

....

[inner gorge]

I'm not jokin

[grim thicket]

dont you get bloody feet at the end of the day?

[cobalt stump]

Y’all prefer Nike or Adidas boots?

[inner gorge]

It's just scratches they say

[inner gorge]

Nike

[grim thicket]

nike

[knotty yacht]

I swear people who play with no socks and shoes are just built different

[grim thicket]

i have. mercurial indoors

very old ones

[inner gorge]

Since Nike helped me get better on football and Adidas just made me slip

[cobalt stump]

I honestly prefer adidas. They feel better to me

[cobalt stump]

Mercurial’s some classics

[grim thicket]

i actually have adidas running shoes, and nike playing shoes, both bball and soccer

[inner gorge]

Facts some random people play with us on the street they will throw their sandles somewhere and join bare footed

[cobalt stump]

I use Nike for basketball but adidas for football

[inner gorge]

I use slippers

[grim thicket]

i once tried playing barefoot, and ended up with a piece of rock embedded on my right big toe...i still have the scar

so...never again

by embedded....i mean literally

it went in

[inner gorge]

Bruh

[cobalt stump]

Damn yeah that’d hurt like a bitch

[grim thicket]

yeah...tbf it was kinda mb, i hit the ball wrong...missed it and hit the ground hard instead

i was also very very young then

[inner gorge]

Ma guy that message is painful

Damn

[grim thicket]

like probably 12-13

yeah so...never again without boots

when im playing on a hard surface i wear indoors

[cobalt stump]

I haven’t played an actual game with some people in like 3 years

[grim thicket]

and on grass, i still use my indoors nowadays lol, coz my last pair of outdoor studs wore off and im too lazy to buy new ones

[cobalt stump]

Lol rip

[grim thicket]

by actual game if you mean a pro college/school/academy match...its been over 5 years for me

[cobalt stump]

Nah I mean pickups too lol

Like I said earlier it’s soooo hard to get people for a match

[grim thicket]

oh, my last pickup game was just last week lol

[cobalt stump]

Lucky lol

[grim thicket]

we sometimes gather early morning to play, before work

[cobalt stump]

Once I live in Dallas I’m sure I can find some people

[grim thicket]

come to NY, even better

[cobalt stump]

Lol nah I’m sick of snow

[grim thicket]

bruh

[cobalt stump]

I live in Wisconsin rn

Never wanna see snow again

[grim thicket]

fair fair lmao

maybe go to florida

[cobalt stump]

I used to live in Georgia. That shit was the best lol

[grim thicket]

oof

[cobalt stump]

I don’t mind the humidity lol just as long as it’s hot

[grim thicket]

i was born and brought up in india, shifted to NY for work....so not gonna get sick of snow that easily lol

[cobalt stump]

Lol

People-wise I love Wisconsin more than anywhere else I’ve lived but weather wise this shits the worst

It snows from like early November til like late April/early May

[grim thicket]

this winter snowfall was a bit much....but it isnt rlly that bad in NYC

altho i dont live in proper NYC lol ofc

[cobalt stump]

U live in a different part like Brooklyn or Queens?

[grim thicket]

Brooklyn yeah

[cobalt stump]

I’ve only been to Brooklyn once when we crossed the bridge but never actually did anything there lol

[grim thicket]

oh you walked the bridge huh

you should try that in early winter lmao

[cobalt stump]

Lol I’ll pass 😂😂

[grim thicket]

we did that once (while slurping cold milkshakes )

[cobalt stump]

[grim thicket]

ngl it was actually quite fun, nice bit of workout

[cobalt stump]

My family used to go on a fall trip to New England so we’d stop in NYC for a couple days then we’ll go to Vermont, Massachusetts and Maine

[grim thicket]

ah thats nice

proper NYC hotels?

damn

[cobalt stump]

Yeah Vermont is amazing in fall

[grim thicket]

been there only once....it was great, wasnt fall tho

it was march

[cobalt stump]

Maine was always the place I looked forward to the most tho bc lobster lol

[grim thicket]

lol you can get maine lobster outside of maine

[cobalt stump]

Ah yeah all the trees they have in that place when it’s fall just elevates it so much

[grim thicket]

must visit during fall...noted

[cobalt stump]

I know but only eating it there made me feel like exotic lol

[grim thicket]

fair fair

you must be stuffing yourself with cheese in wisconsin then

[cobalt stump]

Yesterday I was eating cheese the entire day while watching the football matches 😂

[grim thicket]

oof i wasnt wrong

[cobalt stump]

My gf hates it when I do that bc I’m lactose-intolerant tho

But it’s too good to care about the consequences of being on the toilet for an hour

[grim thicket]

i fell asleep after like 10 mins of the match yesterday :(

[grim thicket]

oh shit 😬

honestly cheese is too good to pass up on

[cobalt stump]

My day got spoiled when the Nice incident happened

Didn’t even wanna watch the Madrid match I was so pissed

[grim thicket]

ooh what happened? i dont follow french football much

[cobalt stump]

It’s a big ordeal. Payet was getting shit thrown at him all match. Finally got hit by a water bottle and he decided to throw it back into the ultra section. The ultras stormed the field and tried to attack the Marseille players.

[grim thicket]

i just spent the entire night before awake and locked up in my car in a parking lot coz it was raining like fuck and both of us were too drunk to drive...and i had to do some stuff when i got home....i just couldnt stay awake any longer....and ended up taking a 4 hr nap

[grim thicket]

damn that sucks....but why?

[cobalt stump]

While all of that was going down, a non-player Marseille person shoved a player to the ground, Alvaro booted a ball at them, and their manager was just looking for a fight the entire time

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Then the match just suspended. After over an hour Nice was ready to play again, Marseille refused so they gave us the forfeit for now but it’s most likely gonna be appealed by Marseille

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but why were they throwing stuff at payet?

idk how i missed such a big deal

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Idk. It’s ultras. They get too rowdy

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oh

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We were up 1-0 too

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i thought like was it a racism thing? like the one time when they threw a banana at dani alves during a corner, or something likee that

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15 more mins and we coulda walked out with the points rather than having all that shit happen

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I don’t think it was a race thing. Marseille is the most hated team in the league

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ah

man these things ruin games

hate it

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Fr. Shit was a disgraceful moment of the sport