la-liga

[knotty yacht]

Refusing to renew

Only PSG are holding him back from leaving

[cobalt stump]

Yes but if he doesn’t. Pau and Kounde are both already getting pursued we need to MOVE if we’re gonna get one

[knotty yacht]

Tbh Perez needs a better game plan then trying to sign mbappe and only mbappe

[cobalt stump]

Fr

[knotty yacht]

Our attack isn’t the main problem rn

We need a good defender

And a young midfielder

[grim thicket]

nah we have lots of mids

we need a CB

[cobalt stump]

I think Mbappe playing with Messi this season would be really good for him tho. Messi could help him grow into an even better forward

[inland hound]

Last 2 seasons we were Top Best defense in EU

[knotty yacht]

But now varane and Ramos our mains defenders are gone

[cobalt stump]

Yes but now we lost Varane and Ramos

[inland hound]

Yesterdays Game we defended well

[knotty yacht]

But we mustn’t forget it’s alaves😂

[inland hound]

Also last season Half season Nacho and Mili carried us

[knotty yacht]

I still think we should get kounde or pau instead of nacho cause nacho is 31 and I want good young players in our squad

[cobalt stump]

I just think it’d be really good to bring someone else in. If for nothing else, depth reasons

[knotty yacht]

Nacho was always good as a back up

[inland hound]

True

[cobalt stump]

Rotating Mili, Nacho and Pau/Kounde would be really nice

[inland hound]

Alaba exist

[knotty yacht]

Alaba is more of a left back I think

Maybe will work out at cb

[cobalt stump]

Pau and Kounde are much different defending style than our current Defenders tho

[knotty yacht]

Why tf did it autocorrect cb to church

[inland hound]

Huh he will be playing Centre back

[cobalt stump]

I have high hopes about the Alaba at CB ordeal tho

[knotty yacht]

But just for depth and future we should get either pau or kounde

[empty willow]

FIRST BARCA GAME POST MESSI ERA 🔴🔵

[cobalt stump]

@inner gorge ngl that game had my heart racing lmaooo

[empty willow]

VISCA BARCA

[inner gorge]

Bruh I farted 10x

[cobalt stump]

That wasn’t good for my anxiety

I don’t understand the point of carding the fucking FITNESS coach tho

Mans was just standing there

[knotty yacht]

How did atleti do?

[cobalt stump]

I’d say they were the better team the majority of the game but it was a good game for both sides

Correa did phenomenal tho

Saul had a beautiful counter attack

[inner gorge]

Everything was just PTSD

[knotty yacht]

They always edge the wins😂

[cobalt stump]

Oblak made mistakes but it didn’t cost them

[inner gorge]

Still won

[cobalt stump]

The fitness coach got unlucky

[inner gorge]

Idk what's the point

[cobalt stump]

I thought it was for Llorente then the announcers were saying it was the coach

[inner gorge]

Same

I was like atleti are fucked without llorente

Sees an old man

Nvm

[cobalt stump]

It was 2 reds that game right? Hermoso and Fitness man?

[fading ember]

@inner gorge how did De Paul do in the 30 minutes he got?

[inner gorge]

He was ight

[fading ember]

Oh

[inner gorge]

He created some small chances

[fading ember]

Aah I see

[inner gorge]

Dissapointed ngl

[grave glen]

GARCIALDINI STARTS SIUUUUU

[iron marten]

Araujo is better

[cobalt stump]

Woah! A Sevilla fan!

[iron marten]

Oh I'm not very active anymore

Been here for quite a while

[cobalt stump]

I’m newish. Only been here like 4 weeks

[knotty yacht]

I been here for like 2 years😂

[inner gorge]

Damn

[knotty yacht]

Wasn’t active tho

[still pagoda]

Fuming at Celta, they had a few easy chances at the end. Wait till they play us and turn into prime Brazil

[inner gorge]

Celta played well

[cobalt stump]

I wasn’t active til someone in #football-lobby was saying Lisbon was better than Real

[inner gorge]

The ref was on drugs tho

[ripe field]

i hate celta

[inner gorge]

Idk how celta ain't in top 5

[grave glen]

what would you do if mbappe renews

[torn ermine]

bruh pedri starting again, i hope he get some decent rest

[grave glen]

Lenglet benched man this is the best day of my life

[knotty yacht]

Mental breakdown

[torn ermine]

no doubt LMAO

[cobalt stump]

It would suck but the reason I’m an Mbappe-Stan is not bc he’s linked to Madrid

[grave glen]

understandable

mbappe has a big choice, but he could renew for the length of messi's stay then go to madrid

[knotty yacht]

If I was mbappe I would stay 1 year for experience then come to real

[cobalt stump]

I think him staying for the season and coming to us next summer would be good for him. Let him grow under Messi and take 10 steps forward

[empty willow]

Lineups

I’m so excited to see depay

[grave glen]

Ter Static not playing this is the best day of my life

[empty willow]

God bless pique

Neto was brilliant in the last friendly

So he got the spot

[knotty yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/pique-world-cup-serious-blank-stare-gif-12095573

[grave glen]

i need pique to get benched next

[empty willow]

Why am I extra excited post messi era?

[grave glen]

dont be.

your mental health will thank you.

[empty willow]

Why

[cobalt stump]

Alright. Reminder for when I’m right. Barca-La Real will end 2-2 draw

[empty willow]

I’m just excited what this team will do

[grave glen]

im just happy to see depay

[empty willow]

Same

I always loved watching depay

[knotty yacht]

Depay is honestly exciting

He’s a great signing

What a steal

[empty willow]

For free as well

[knotty yacht]

But i do hope he flops

[empty willow]

Griezmann will probably play in a messi similar role

Damn pablo zabaleta in barcelona

Tf is steve mcmanaman there for

Damn espn got everybody in barcelona

[cobalt stump]

Who’s ready for prem fans bashing la Liga again if Barca doesn’t dominate Sociedad?

[empty willow]

Fuck that

[knotty yacht]

They can’t say nothing when their prem favourites lost to Spurs😂

[cobalt stump]

SoCIeDaD wAS SixTH

[empty willow]

[grim thicket]

and for us, since we dont have to pay a massive transfer fee

[grave glen]

ffs i miss La Liga dominance in Europe

[cobalt stump]

That too lmao

[grave glen]

so badly

[grim thicket]

and probably give players like bale a proper opportunity for a send off

[grave glen]

when barca and RMA won CLs nonstop

those were the days

[grim thicket]

im not even kidding, i feel like bale will do good in his final season with us

[cobalt stump]

I mean it’s not really gone. Villarreal manhandled United and sent Chelsea to pens

[empty willow]

Also in semi finals all the time

Even when they don’t win

[grim thicket]

show some shades of vintage bale that could outrun anybdy

[empty willow]

In the semis all the time

[grave glen]

yeah but to be fair, you have to recognize that the prem has a monopoly on all the best talent in the world right now

[empty willow]

Even atleti were there 2014-2017

[cobalt stump]

Yeah…

[grim thicket]

do they? i dont see haaland or mbappe jumping around to go to a prem club

[onyx talon]

Barcelona might lose

[grave glen]

Haaland might even go there next summer

[grave glen]

they do....

haaland and mbappe arent the only big talents itw

[cobalt stump]

Haaland’s response to the chelsea rumors was legendary

[grim thicket]

grealish?

[empty willow]

Nah I agree with that

[grim thicket]

thats not what i would call a world class talent

sancho, yeah true

[grim thicket]

oh didnt see that

what did he say

[empty willow]

Wait what he say

[grave glen]

grealish, lukaku, foden, mount, jorginho, Sancho, Pulisic, the list goes on and on and on

[empty willow]

Jorginho?

Foden and mount overrated

[grave glen]

they're still good talents

really good

[grim thicket]

of all the names you said, i would only say foden, mount and sancho to be close enough to them

[empty willow]

U could put someone better than pulisic

[grim thicket]

the others are.....meh

[empty willow]

Lukaku is meh?

[grim thicket]

he isnt rlly a talent anymore is he

[grave glen]

they still have alot more talent than alot of the other leagues

[empty willow]

Oh talent

[grim thicket]

he is an established player

[empty willow]

Well the best players play in ligue 1

[onyx talon]

Barcelona will be another team like Sevilla now

[empty willow]

[onyx talon]

That Messi left

[grim thicket]

and imagine if lukaku fails

[grave glen]

that's just untrue

[empty willow]

[grave glen]

barcelona have a world class team even without messi

[cobalt stump]

https://youtu.be/FUIpCKxcqL0

[empty willow]

We’re just in a rebuild

[onyx talon]

Im not trolling

So please don’t warn me

[grim thicket]

LMAO

[empty willow]

[grim thicket]

im still behind the pipe dream of mbappe and haaland playing in the white

[torn ermine]

i think i can agree on this. My expectation is also low for this season since its rebuild anyway

[empty willow]

Lot of money for a person

[empty willow]

Haaland?

Tf

[grave glen]

it's either haaland or mbappe, not both

[empty willow]

Ye

[onyx talon]

Will they even qualify for UCL

This season

[grim thicket]

like i said.....you know what the meaning of a pipe dream is?

a fantasy

[grave glen]

yes... probably?

[grim thicket]

i literally said it was a fantasy

[grave glen]

ok chill lmao

[empty willow]

Chill

[cobalt stump]

I saw someone say Ronaldo should go to PSG to play with Messi, Mbappe to Real and Haaland to Barca so they can duke it out lol

[empty willow]

I see that everywhere

[grave glen]

Ronaldo at 38 might not be the best idea

for PSG

[grim thicket]

lmao yeah ik that

[grave glen]

but idk u never know

[cobalt stump]

It’d actually be really exciting

[empty willow]

37 tbf

[grim thicket]

well it is a fantasy, but it isnt entirely impossible, if we actually pull off mbappe for free

and maybe not haaland, but a world class cb

[grave glen]

so is benzema/hazard benched for both ?

[grim thicket]

hazard yes

benz would be 34

so also yeah if he dips

[empty willow]

How will benzema/mbappe/haaland work

Tf

[grave glen]

doubt madrid will sell him next summer

benz still has a few years in him

[grim thicket]

i also still got high hopes for rodrygo

playing on the left

[grave glen]

haaland and benz play in the same position 🤣

[empty willow]

Ye and mbappe isnt an out and out winger

[grim thicket]

hope he does, coz if our fantasies dont come true, he's all we got rn in the goalscoring department

[grave glen]

if mbappe renews, does madrid even have a plan b?

lmao

[grim thicket]

yes

develop the youngsters that we bought for so much

like rodrygo

[grave glen]

vini is literally just a worse dembele tbf

[cobalt stump]

@grim thicket the construction of the new Bernabéu is complete right?

[grim thicket]

almost

we are gonna start with it next season

[cobalt stump]

Ughhhh I wanna see it so badly lol

[grim thicket]

this season is gonna still be at the estadio alfredo di stefano

[cobalt stump]

Imma have to go on a vacation

[grim thicket]

and its a good thing too since the spanish laws have a rule for number of spectators allowed

[knotty yacht]

Ffs

[grim thicket]

so we dont rlly need to open the bigass bernabeu and maintain it for that

[cobalt stump]

True

[grim thicket]

our stadium construction came at a rlly good time

now next season, when we can have full capacity, we will have the brand new bernabeu

and hopefully inspire mbappe to come

[knotty yacht]

Ik but I want to see the stadium I’m inpatient

[grim thicket]

lol

well you can see the "prototype" video thingy

on how its gonna look like

mostly its about some expansions, the outer shell, and the retractable roof

[cobalt stump]

They had to ditch the hotel idea right? Lol

[grim thicket]

yeah think so

there's still gonna be a shopping complex i think

[cobalt stump]

I think the city wouldn’t let them bc of how much space it woulda cost

Bruh I’m really gonna have to save a lot of money to go there lol

[grim thicket]

i wanna visit next season as soon as its done

havent been to madrid in a long time

[cobalt stump]

I’ve never been outside america

[grim thicket]

ooh

i have been there like 3-4 times

[cobalt stump]

Almost went to college in France but didn’t

[grim thicket]

my dad used to go every season atleast once, before covid

he's a card holder

[cobalt stump]

That’s fucking dope

[grim thicket]

and he used to get season tickets too when i was a lot younger

[cobalt stump]

So u live in Spain then?

[grim thicket]

no no

my dad lives in india

[cobalt stump]

HE HAD SEASON TICKETS AND LIVED IN INDIA?!?!

[grim thicket]

he used to travel a lot

yeah

[cobalt stump]

Wow.

[grim thicket]

season ticket*

[cobalt stump]

Oh okay lol

[grim thicket]

one day, i hope to retire and live in madrid lol

[cobalt stump]

Madrid is so expensive tho lol

[grim thicket]

not as expensive as new york im sure

[knotty yacht]

Barca vs sociedad began

[cobalt stump]

At least to me, a rural American boy

[grim thicket]

oh

[cobalt stump]

I live in the Midwest so it’s really cheap lol

[grim thicket]

ah yeah thats true

im sure if i move to madrid now itll be a lot cheaper than what i have to spend now

[cobalt stump]

Fair

[thick pier]

Piqueeeeee

[cobalt stump]

La Real lacking rn

[jagged hedge]

@grim thicket no good lb man😭

[grim thicket]

yep ita gonna be a problem this season just like the last we signed another RB but no LBs...lets hope Olga can carry just like she did towards the end of last season

[grave glen]

Nah we're just superior

Benzema and Braithwaite for pichichi now

[void tapir]

@meager ingot is from Canada and they support Atletico Madrid! Welcome to the chat!

[inner gorge]

Damn

Bruh

Man utd

This bot really chooses random team huh

Or the user chose it?

[meager ingot]

no

i support them

[meager ingot]

i chose

i support Athletico Madrid, Inter and Bayern aswell

but mainly Man utd

[inner gorge]

Ayyyy

Welcome Welcome

[meager ingot]

ya

youre from qatar?

dang

hosting world cup 2022

[inner gorge]

Lmaoo yea

[empty willow]

Damn lucky

Well I live in canada

[meager ingot]

i feel like Real Madrid will win the league idk why

[empty willow]

We’re co-hosting in 2026

[meager ingot]

same what province?

[empty willow]

Ontario

Near toronto

[meager ingot]

lol same

[empty willow]

Nice

[meager ingot]

same aswell

holy fuck

[empty willow]

Lol

[meager ingot]

what city?

no tryna stock you but

[empty willow]

Do u know waterloo

[meager ingot]

ya

[empty willow]

Ye there

[meager ingot]

youre there?

[empty willow]

Yep

[meager ingot]

im Ajax

if you know that

[empty willow]

Nice

Ye I do

[meager ingot]

waterloo univerisity is good right

[empty willow]

Ye

[meager ingot]

i first thought that my town was the pro football team in Netherlands

idk why?

[empty willow]

Lmao I thought that too when I first heard of it

[meager ingot]

but when we went to play out matches in the league everyone would call us Ajax (netherlands) and not ajax

[empty willow]

Lol

[meager ingot]

i thought i was gonna go pro at 10 yo because of it

[empty willow]

Lmao

[grim thicket]

for a moment i thought you were dutch...

[meager ingot]

me or @empty willow

???

[empty willow]

U prob

[grim thicket]

you

[meager ingot]

o

why?

[grim thicket]

coz ajax....before i realised the city is named amsterdam and not ajax lol

[meager ingot]

lol

[crisp horizon]

Imma say it now and remember this Braithwaite will over preform and score over 20 goals

[meager ingot]

la liga is kinda dead

[crisp horizon]

No

LALIGA has world class players

[meager ingot]

ya but only like 4 good teams

[crisp horizon]

Btw they have the most champions league even before Ronaldo and Messi

[meager ingot]

sevilla, barca, real, athleti

[crisp horizon]

Villareal valencia Real betis Real SOCIEDAD and Bilbao

[meager ingot]

look at the other good leagues (except ligue 1) they all have more then 4 good clubs

[meager ingot]

they arent as good tho

think about it

[crisp horizon]

Haven’t you notice that the prem has always the same winner

[meager ingot]

ya cause those are the better teams

[crisp horizon]

I’m a United fan but the Spanish league is like 2nd in best leagues

[meager ingot]

from the premier league

[knotty yacht]

It isn’t 😂

[cobalt stump]

Wtf? La Liga is far from dead lmao

And we have more than 4 good teams

[knotty yacht]

Villarreal gave yall a headache 😂

[empty willow]

Messi
Mess
Mes
Me
M
Ma
Mar
Mart
Marti
Martin

[verbal oak]

Braithwaite MOTM

🐐

In the first match

He's the successor or Messi

What a legend

[hollow kestrel]

Lets not exaggerate lol

[knotty yacht]

Lmao stay mad braithwaithe stay winnin 💯🤫🤫🥶 braithwaithe puskas ballon dor MVP motm totw toty tots incoming🔜

[hollow kestrel]

Hahahahhaha I cant tell if youre joking or not😂

[knotty yacht]

Not joking lmao 🤫🤫🥶🥶

[hollow kestrel]

Yeah yeah yeah obviously lmao

[empty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-braithwaite-dancing-moves-shimmy-soccer-player-gif-16391294

[hollow kestrel]

Habshahsha😂

[crystal pawn]

Braithwate Nazario😎😎

[short thorn]

Griezmann played well

[crystal pawn]

yeah

[short thorn]

Sad to see people say hes bad

[knotty yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-braithwaite-ronaldo-nazario-lord-braithwaite-gif-20544200

[crystal pawn]

Griezmann will play very well this season

he is a great player

[short thorn]

He is indeed

[grave glen]

Got muted for spamming W for Braithwaite, won't do it again but worth it

[grave glen]

He’s also 30 tho

He’s unreal but don’t want it to be really good for a few years and then have an empty hole

[knotty yacht]

Stay mad braithwaithe don’t age incoming golden boot🔜

[fading ember]

Successor for Leo will be Ansu only.

[verbal oak]

lol

[fading ember]

Our best player can be Pedri also tho

[verbal oak]

Depends how he will perform in a couple years and onwards

Same goes to Pedri

[fading ember]

Both of them will do good only as long as they stay fit and injury free

Both of them are disciplined and committed.
Only things that can prevent them from reaching their potential is injuries imo

[slate kayak]

Ordering a 🐐waite shirt as we speak

[grave glen]

Damn it I got the kit with no number should’ve got the goat one

Pique should be Captain no 🧢

[inner gorge]

3 years ago today

@frank robin

[knotty yacht]

Don’t remind me

[grave glen]

Didn’t mind it really as we had won the Big prize anyway😎

[opal sigil]

Goatwaite

[jagged hedge]

'la liga is good but like only 4 good teams' prem is also only 4 quality teams when they face spanish teams

sevilla la real would beat spurs and arsenal

[devout geyser]

https://twitter.com/RudyGaletti/status/1426998284170764291?s=19

Rudy Galetti (@RudyGaletti)

💣✅ DONE DEAL: Diego #Godin will be a new #RealBetis player. Total agreement reached with #Cagliari and 🇺🇾 centre-back (€2M/season - 2-years contract + 1 option). Official 🔜. 🐓⚽ #Transfers #Calciomercato #SerieA #Liga

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Twitter · Aug 15, 2021, 8:04 PM

damn

welcome back Godin

[grave glen]

I have said it before and I will say it again Real Madrid alone is bigger than whole of premier league combined,
Prem fans are just living in delusion by comparing their league to ours

[devout geyser]

Spurs just beat Man City

so idk

[fading ember]

Nothing big really.
City aren’t some unbeatable god team

[grave glen]

Omg

Holyyy

He’s back

Barça better not sell griezman

He’s playing really good

[inland hound]

90% Culers wanted him out

[crude ore]

He has high wage

[grave glen]

All our forwards doing their defensive duties now

[crude ore]

Is it decided on who will get the #10?

[grave glen]

No one wiil just 24 for senior

roberto not a goal in my book

[grave glen]

But now he’s doing really good

He’s gotta take a wage cut agreed

But they haven’t asked him yet

[mellow light]

Vinicius is already being better

This will be his breakout season

This will prove to people he is mbappe level

[frank robin]

lol

[knotty yacht]

Look I like vini but hes not mbappe level

[mellow light]

True that's too low for him

This will prove that he is nicolas pepe level

[knotty yacht]

80M and not even the best winger at arsenal😂

[mellow light]

79*

Also he is

Better than saka

Don't let the saka fanboys tell you otherwise

[knotty yacht]

Lol ok

[lime mica]

aired

[stoic pelican]

wjmeres tje barca fans hating on braithwaite?

[grave glen]

I hope ur name is a joke

[grave glen]

Why would we hate him?

[stoic pelican]

that he doesnt deserve to start

[grave glen]

He does tbf

Him vs fati is hard tho

And when ageros back it’s even harder

[stoic pelican]

for now they said demir

[grave glen]

Well coeman says demir over collado

But we’ve a lot of competition and hopefully every gets a chance to show their skills

[stoic pelican]

but not over braithwaite

braithwaite is good

[grave glen]

But our next game is pretty rough as well so I’d prefer braithwaite play

[stoic pelican]

id say barca should play with 2 strikers but not sure if that would work

[grave glen]

Braithwaite - Depay - Griezman

If they drop greesy man I swear

[stoic pelican]

griezmann is good

or maybe 4-4-2

[grave glen]

He worked so hard today and was so good in press and attack

[stoic pelican]

with depay and griezmann

if they dont wanna play braithwaite

[grave glen]

Yeah maybe

Cant wait for champions league tho

[stoic pelican]

fr

[grave glen]

We gotta see how Barça are on an international scale

[stoic pelican]

cant wait for juve to start playing too

[stoic pelican]

ye

[grave glen]

Could be horrid or good

[stoic pelican]

they dont have a bad team

you know who i like in barca defence

minegueza

[grave glen]

Hm

[stoic pelican]

i juss like his playstyle]

i think he deserve chances maybe

[grave glen]

Rn lots of competition tho

Garcia is Ik it’s very early but he’s fucking unreal

Spain conceded 2 goals when he was subbed off

And we conceded 1 goal without him (other one wasn’t a defensive issue)

[stoic pelican]

ye

people wants it to be araujo, garcia or smthing

i prefer gerard

[grave glen]

Yeah

But at least Garcia is fast enough

PSG vs Barça with lenglet and PK is just
“And Mbabbe has flown past defence”

[stoic pelican]

lenglet is already finished lmao

[grave glen]

Mingueza plays a lot as rb but now with emerson,dest and to play cb now got umtiti,lenglet pique,araujo,eric

[stoic pelican]

why did dest start tho

[grave glen]

He's good

But defensively mingueza better

Idk about emerson yet

[knotty yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/virgilvandijk-vandijk-spurs-eriklamela-lamela-gif-10993925

Lamela the goat

[stoic pelican]

emerson royale is surely better than dest

[devout geyser]

I predicted Sevilla 3-1 Rayo

but that red card

yeah

[grave glen]

Ngl I wouldn’t say so only based on today’s match

[broken bay]

Lamela is such a shithouse lmao

[grave glen]

Gerard Pique on Twitch now

[stoic pelican]

Pique is such a vibe

[grave glen]

https://twitter.com/goal/status/1427034616356122629?s=19

Goal (@goal)

Gerard Pique:

"The whole Instagram selfies thing is a joke. A teammate the other day told me something about engagements, and I decided to try it out. It's nothing more than that. I saw some reports about some other motive, but no. It's just a joke." 😐

[Twitch]

Likes

1112

Twitter · Aug 15, 2021, 10:29 PM

Now we know

[tender delta]

K braithe is literally goatwaite now

[tender delta]

he literally killed somone in his debut my friend

[grave glen]

loooool

[strong forum]

Bro this man 💀

Legend 💫☝️

[iron marten]

The GOAT has never left Barca

He just showed his true powers

Goatwaite

[grave glen]

Hi

[slender olive]

stop meming braithwaite hes acc good

[knotty yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-braithwaite-ronaldo-nazario-lord-braithwaite-gif-20544200

[cobalt stump]

Real Madrid top of the table!!

[knotty yacht]

As usual🥱

[iron marten]

Tbf I think most people actually appreciate him by saying that

It's not even a joke anymore

[cobalt stump]

Atleti 4th some title defense

[dark stag]

apart from every year of the 2010s

nealy

[tender delta]

How the fuck elche managed to get eight

[cobalt stump]

8 what

[tender delta]

They literally just got promoted last season

[tender delta]

8th place

Fuck

[cobalt stump]

Oh 😂😂

[tender delta]

I’m tripping

Anyways for a new promoted team 13 ain’t bad

[iron marten]

Well they haven't even played yet

[cobalt stump]

I think they take a step back this season tho

@frank robin u do ur predictions with that site?

[frank robin]

nope

[tender delta]

Luckiness bring them to 13

[frank robin]

didnt have enough time to finish it

[cobalt stump]

Oh lol yeah it takes a while

[frank robin]

yh

lmao

[iron marten]

No it's just the alphabetical order

They have yet to play against Bilbao

[cobalt stump]

Bilbao 1-0 Elche

[iron marten]

Elche plays at home

Maybe they'll have some spirit with their fans

[cobalt stump]

Bilbao struggles against worse teams but I think they pull it off

Elche won 2-0 last time they played at home against Bilbao tho…

Is DarioAS reliable?

[plain elbow]

not really mate

[cobalt stump]

Okay. Didn’t know them so i didn’t know whether to believe something I just read or not

[plain elbow]

many spaniard fans describe news coming out of outlets like AS, marca, mundo deportivo, etc as “humo.” kind of their term for fake news.

[cobalt stump]

Oh okay lol

Yeah they were talking about Pogba wanting to join Real on a free next season

[frank robin]

lol

[cobalt stump]

Woah.

[grave glen]

Your phone's dying

[cobalt stump]

Yeah I just got home from work 😂 haven’t gotten to charge it yet

[thin ivy]

Benzo and braithwaite equal on goals?

[cobalt stump]

Ye

[iron marten]

And Lamela 😎

(Benzema will be top scorer anyway)

Or Suarez if he comes back

[cobalt stump]

Damn Lamela got 2?

[iron marten]

Yeah

[cobalt stump]

I only knew about this first one

[grave glen]

Vallecano had chances before the red

[cobalt stump]

I got 2 of my predictions right for the day
Atleti 2-1 Celta Vigo ✅
Barca 2-2 Sociedad ❌
Sevilla 3-0 Rayo ✅

[grave glen]

Could have predict all right

But my man martin stepped up

[cobalt stump]

Real Sociedad’s 2nd goal was bs 😂😂😂

[iron marten]

Yeah but it wasn't anything too dangerous except the one in the 2nd half

But great save

[grave glen]

Not even a foul

[cobalt stump]

Fr 😂 that challenge was clean af

[grave glen]

Didn't watch the 2nd half went to work

[cobalt stump]

But I’ll let it slide because I love watching FK goals 😎

[grave glen]

Great goal though

[cobalt stump]

It was Oyarzabal’s first goal off a fk i think the announcer said?

[iron marten]

Goatwaite 2 goals & 1 assist MOTM

[cobalt stump]

I thought Griezmann was gonna have himself a hell of a day after those first two shot of attempts he had early in the game

[iron marten]

Poor guy deserved a goal

Especially that header

But post

[cobalt stump]

Fr

Unfortunate

[grave glen]

He did great in my observation

Covering every area

[cobalt stump]

I don’t think anyone on the team looked bad

It was a really good performance

[main frost]

Mar-tin Braith-waite

[cobalt stump]

I thought it’d take at least 6 games for them to look THAT good

On the opposite side of the spectrum. Real Sociedad looked terrible. Especially in the first half. They weren’t taking any chances, just we’re tryna keep possession in the midfield for much of it and didn’t even do THAT very well

[grave glen]

They got swarm everytime they got the ball

[cobalt stump]

They did but they didn’t react right to it

[grave glen]

Yeah lol

[cobalt stump]

Don’t quote me on who it was but I think it was Merino. Right before half had the ball along the sideline with one guy on him. Tried to make a run past and IMMEDIATELY gave up turned around and gave the ball away

[iron marten]

Yeah it was him

He was crying and gave up

Cross comes in, boom goal braithwaite

[cobalt stump]

It really summed up how the team played tho. They didn’t play for the win

[iron marten]

First game wasn't great

They'll improve though

[cobalt stump]

I hope to see them improve next time they have a top opponent

Alright Monday predictions!
Villarreal 2-1 Granada
Elche 0-1 Bilbao

[grim thicket]

you cant air and just say "aired"

[frank robin]

aired?

[crude ore]

means ignored

[frank robin]

oh

[amber garden]

Jokes aside, Braithwaite isn't that bad tbh

Could form a front three of depay, griezmann, braithwaite

Aguero still isn't registered righta?

[cobalt stump]

Nah not yet

I don’t think they’re in a rush tho since he can’t play anyways

[normal idol]

cvc

[elfin flower]

Braithwaite actually played really well yesterday

2G + 1A

[cobalt stump]

Fr mans a fucking legend

[tender delta]

Braithe should stay

[elfin flower]

I mean, if he doesn't ask for the #10 jersey I'd love him to stay

😆

[cobalt stump]

I mean… he done way more than Messi has this season

[frank robin]

lol

[slender olive]

oh lmao

[tender delta]

When dat fax

[elfin flower]

Not more than what Messi did for Barcelona lol

[tender delta]

I wouldn’t mind If he takes the no.9 shirt

Depay should get no.10

[cobalt stump]

Messi was kinda ghosting out there against Real Sociedad. Didn’t see him with the ball once

[elfin flower]

#10 should be retired really

[tender delta]

U cannot retire number 10

You can’t really retire any numbers in La Liga

[frank robin]

nah. that would be disrespectful to other legends who have worn it, also laliga rules dont allow it

number 1 to 25 must be used

[elfin flower]

Hm

[neon hornet]

you cant retire numbers in la liga

[tender delta]

Oh boi can’t Wait for ucl

I’m excited

Unless getting fd by psg

[knotty yacht]

Actually I want to get a good team in our draw

To test ourselves

[cobalt stump]

I wanna see Barca-PSG lmao

[neon hornet]

i wanna see real madrid vs psg lmao

[knotty yacht]

I don’t man😂

[cobalt stump]

Lmao

[tender delta]

I want bar-fcb

[knotty yacht]

Tbh I hope we face them late late

To let us go a bit far

[tender delta]

Bayern is pretty weak now

[knotty yacht]

Not rlly

It’s always a strong team

[cobalt stump]

So they bottle it? Smart

[tender delta]

Losing ajax

[cobalt stump]

I also wanna see Villarreal-Chelsea

Let the rematch happen

[tender delta]

Who got. Top four

[cobalt stump]

R u asking? Or?

If ur asking

1. Atleti
2. Real
3. Barca
4. Sevilla

[knotty yacht]

Sevilla edging it against Villarreal IMO

[cobalt stump]

Kepa would be a cake walk for Sevilla

Lamela hat trick as Chelsea lose to Sevilla 4-0

[knotty yacht]

❌🧢

Plus he will score a rabona from the half way line

[cobalt stump]

Frrrrr

[knotty yacht]

And get a red card 1 minute after

[cobalt stump]

Lmao

I can’t believe Zidane got red carded in the Sevilla match. And so early too

[knotty yacht]

Didn’t watch the game

What did he even do😂

[cobalt stump]

He got beat and pulled the attacker back lmao

It was super early too lol like the 5th minute or something

[knotty yacht]

Better than his father?!?!?🥶

[cobalt stump]

No one better than the true Zizou… 😤

But he’s a close 2nd

[knotty yacht]

Very close

[cobalt stump]

He’ll win the ballon dor this season

[knotty yacht]

Yes

[cobalt stump]

As Rayo finish 18th

[neon hornet]

zidane is back or what

oh its his son

[cobalt stump]

Yeah lol

Legend

[neon hornet]

did he headbutt someone to get a red card or what

[cobalt stump]

Imagine!!! Yo that woulda been legendary! But nah he’s a goalkeeper. He got beat and pulled the attacker back

[neon hornet]

getting stupid red cards runs in the veins of the zidane family

[cobalt stump]

Lmao

Didnt Materazzi say something about Zidane’s mom or something and that’s why he head butted him? Lol

[knotty yacht]

Genetics innit

[cobalt stump]

Pretty fucked up thing to say tho lol

[knotty yacht]

That’s actually messed up

And it makes sense

[cobalt stump]

Fr

[knotty yacht]

Like why would he headbutt him if he didn’t say anything 😂

[cobalt stump]

Lmao woulda been such a Chad move tho if he didn’t it without any reason 😂

Just asserting his dominance

[knotty yacht]

Lol

[neon hornet]

it was his sister
he called her a prostitute

or something

[cobalt stump]

Damn

[neon hornet]

imagine if pep gets sacked

and becomes our manager again

nah that wont happen

we dont have 100m+ money to waste on flops anymore

[cobalt stump]

Yeah probs not lol

[neon hornet]

and pep loves to waste money on flops

even we used to

now we dont

cuz no money

[grave glen]

Dembele not a flop

Just need another 8 season to prove himself

[neon hornet]

same with coutinho

needs another lifetime to prove himself as a barca player
nothing to worry about

[tender delta]

Triplefee

[neon hornet]

when youre trying to remember what you forgor 💀:

[cobalt stump]

Bruh Pique selfies something else

[ripe field]

gm guys

[still pagoda]

Spanish journalists:
🇫🇷 🐢 & 🇳🇴 🤖 -->

[grave glen]

They be giving weirdest of news and when we thought it was fake it is true

[still pagoda]

We might actually be getting Mbappe i cant believe it

[grave glen]

Yeah

Trade with the whole squad

[knotty yacht]

They can have Mariano ig lmao

[grave glen]

Mariano + money

[knotty yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/mariano-mariano-diaz-goat-godly-legend-gif-20195077

[grave glen]

The best

[still pagoda]

they would ask to be paid to get Mariano bro

[grave glen]

Keep him

[cobalt stump]

What I miss? What Mbappe news just came in

[grave glen]

Same old rumour

But with new journalists and new story

[cobalt stump]

…
Oh.
…
😔

I thought he finally said in a press conference he isn’t resigning or something like that. 😭

[knotty yacht]

He ain’t gonna sign a contract

[cobalt stump]

Yeah but we won’t make a move until he states it publicly

[vernal plank]

i dont think mbappe will go to real but i hope he dose

[still pagoda]

Hes going either this month or next summer

he aint renewing

[cobalt stump]

It’s not will he go to real. It’s WHEN. He will eventually join his dream club

[knotty yacht]

This what they saying

[cobalt stump]

Damn no speaking publicly…

That gives PSG the leverage

[vernal plank]

but still i hope he gose to real

goes*

look you never know what happens its football everything can happen

[knotty yacht]

Jeez

[tender delta]

Weird French news

[vernal plank]

welp maybe he will stay

[cobalt stump]

If he comes this summer MNM will have been the greatest “what coulda been” in a long time lol

[void tapir]

@vivid wagon is from India and they support Barcelona! Welcome to the chat!

[vivid wagon]

hi

[tender delta]

Well godwaitte griez and the pie will

[vivid wagon]

wait lemme change my name

lmao

[grave glen]

Messi neymar maria

[cobalt stump]

Well shit. Got me there

[vernal plank]

some ppl say that grizman will go back to atletico madrid

[tender delta]

Failed transfer

It coudlve but no

[knotty yacht]

Messi at striker?

Or maybe cf

[grave glen]

The racist wholesome guy should stay he is essential for this remontada

[tender delta]

Neymar finishing is Terrible

Neymar finishing is finish

[vivid wagon]

yes

[vernal plank]

i kinda agree with you

[tender delta]

He nearly cost PSG to lose to Atlanta

[knotty yacht]

It’s so bad😂

[cobalt stump]

Atalanta* if they lost to Atlanta the world would go mad

[vivid wagon]

no offense to madrid fans but i dont like ramos

[tender delta]

Even if he played for my fav club before I cannot deny his finishing is terrible

[tender delta]

Yes my bad

[cobalt stump]

Lol that’s expected of a Barca fan tho

[vivid wagon]

not really i used to like him in madrid glory days

but later he was playing like an arrogant dude

[plain elbow]

if mbappe really wants to leave, I see him coming for free next season. Ever since Qatar Sports Investments took over, they've never really been a club that sells their biggest assets, and as barca fan, we can speak of experience with this when we made attempts to sign ppl like thiago silva and marco verratti in the past. they won't be bullied into selling someone like mbappe.

[grave glen]

I like ramos though he brings the drama

[knotty yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/m3n-i-maanbaz-messi-ramos-gif-21692237

https://tenor.com/view/messi-sergio-ramos-real-madrid-gif-9503831

[tender delta]

Is it me or he looks like messi in 2019

The beard and the hair and all

[grave glen]

Mans having fun trolling the short kid

[vernal plank]

well i still like ramos even tho he is not in real i still like him

[cobalt stump]

I agree he should join on a free. But if he really doesn’t wanna sign a contract with any other club and truly has his mind made up for us, they won’t have a choice if they want to make some money from his sale

[vivid wagon]

i can say that messi-neymar barca will always be better than messi-neymar psg

[grave glen]

Older now

[vivid wagon]

and the chemistry gone down

[knotty yacht]

2015 neymar was different gravy

[tender delta]

No 2017 was

[vivid wagon]

also suarez missing

MSN lub

[grave glen]

Icardi

[knotty yacht]

2015 best version of ney IMO

[vivid wagon]

i know

f

[cobalt stump]

It’s reported that we will only send 1 offer to them (around €120M) and if they reject we will wait for the free

[vivid wagon]

also his hair didnt look like rotten noodles at the time

[knotty yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/mvnikin-gif-21248722

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/dani-alves-baile-fc-barcelona-バルセロナ-gif-8174508

[plain elbow]

yea, that's true. it wouldn't make sense to potentially lose him on a free, but hey, it's not like they're in dire need of cash anyway. their best interests is to keep someone like mbappe, and to literally continue building their "super" team.

[knotty yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/neymar-soccer-football-fc-barcelona-gif-4651449

[lucid meadow]

they perhaps need to sell him to gain revenue, to add to the finance books. but it looks like they own UEFA FFP anyway so moving on

[fading ember]

Mbappe was not at Ander Herrera’s birthday party yesterday 👀

🐢 ✈️ 🇪🇸

[knotty yacht]

Bro is determined to leave

[cobalt stump]

Agreed. Money isn’t the issue for them. If they want to win the UCL this season they’ll most likely risk him leaving on the free. Real Madrid won’t beg. They’re not gonna bid and then just keep bidding and looking desperate and obsessed. So there’s not much room for negotiations

[knotty yacht]

It’s his only goal

[vivid wagon]

mbappe misssing. got kidnapped by messi? - bbc news

[lucid meadow]

they can just sell him, make them big bucks and buy kean already

[vivid wagon]

yeh

guys

u cant leave me like this

[knotty yacht]

Translation - “ffs why u brought in Messi that stupid midget and u wonder why I want to leave ur oil club ffs”

[vivid wagon]

is it ok to post links here

?

like twitter posts and stuff

[cobalt stump]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1426612001938317326?s=21

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Best transfer window ever. Incredible. 🌟 #PSG

No, it’s not FIFA 22 Career Mode.

Retweets

22208

Likes

189132

Twitter · Aug 14, 2021, 6:29 PM

[vivid wagon]

yeh ok

[cobalt stump]

Who’s the shorties?

[knotty yacht]

Why fabrizio not talking bout mbappe

[vivid wagon]

did mbappe actually telll that hes not keen on playing with messi?

[grave glen]

Why should he

[fading ember]

Random kids

[cobalt stump]

Just rumors. He hasn’t actually said anything publicly

[lucid meadow]

made up

[vivid wagon]

yeh ok

[knotty yacht]

Cuz it’s literally the most exciting transfer atm

[lucid meadow]

he or any professional player would never say such stuff

[vivid wagon]

cuz he posted on twitter welcome to paris leo or som sht

[cobalt stump]

I just did some digging. One of them is Messi

[fading ember]

🥶

[vivid wagon]

people in india dont appreciate good football

[grave glen]

Yeah about right

[vivid wagon]

they be like cricket is the most important thing everyone should talk abt

[lucid meadow]

they’re free agents

[vivid wagon]

more lik cricket agents

[cobalt stump]

Same in USA

Isnt cricket similar to baseball?

[vivid wagon]

kinda

there is a bat and a ball

and u hit the ball with the bat

so its same ig

[shadow juniper]

also the bats are different

[cobalt stump]

Lol better question. Is it as boring as baseball?

[shadow juniper]

cricket bats have evolved

[vivid wagon]

yes

[shadow juniper]

test cricket is boring

the other no

[cobalt stump]

Wtf is test cricket

[shadow juniper]

but it is long af

[vivid wagon]

kinda entertainig but not as much as footbal

[shadow juniper]

[lucid meadow]

i kinda find baseball interesting 🤔

[shadow juniper]

they play from 9 am to 5 pm or smtn

[vivid wagon]

but telling football as soccer

is unnaceptable

[shadow juniper]

[cobalt stump]

I enjoy it when I’m at the stadium but not on tv

[cobalt stump]

I call it football unless I’m talking to Americans lol

[shadow juniper]

i mean some of the mls team's have F.C. after their club name

[vivid wagon]

lmoa

[shadow juniper]

and they still call it soccer

[lucid meadow]

lol nah it’s fine calling it soccer or football there are many names around the world for it

[ripe field]

boring

[shadow juniper]

[cobalt stump]

Wtf why so long

[lucid meadow]

for 5 days

😵‍💫

[shadow juniper]

or 3 days

[shadow juniper]

that's how cricket was played back in the days

[lucid meadow]

it’s kinda okay if the weather is good though 🤔

[ripe field]

they actually need to burn some calories, swinging a bat only doesn't help

[shadow juniper]

if it is dark they dont play

genrally played in natural light

[vivid wagon]

i dare u to go tell england footall fsans that soccer is the real name

[shadow juniper]

[lucid meadow]

yeah but the night test cricket has been introduced lately

don’t they use a pink sorta ball for night test cricket or some

[cobalt stump]

Nah @knotty yacht and I have had enough of prem fans for the day

[vivid wagon]

[vivid wagon]

lmao

i dont get it

[grave glen]

I just did

[vivid wagon]

like both utd and city and bam u get hated by both the club fans stans

[cobalt stump]

U will

[ripe field]

prem fans are crazy

[cobalt stump]

Oh u mean u don’t get why they’re that way lmao

[vivid wagon]

respecc

[vivid wagon]

i actually said fr

[vivid wagon]

this

[torn ermine]

tf is that headline

LMAO

[slate kayak]

media instigating dreama

what else

[vivid wagon]

you kno whats sad? aguero came to barca to play with messi but messi left before they could play together
now aguero knows nobody in barca

[slate kayak]

pretty sure aguero used to play in spain before

[vivid wagon]

u guys read spannisgh?

lmao

[slate kayak]

he knows plenty of people

[vivid wagon]

but its still sad

[vivid wagon]

maybe

[cobalt stump]

I mean the headline is French. Just everything else is Spanish lol

[torn ermine]

nah, im talking about the title, its clear that the media wants to lit unnecessary drama

[vivid wagon]

yeh lmao

[slate kayak]

ii mean its pretty obvious what the headline is

[grave glen]

He knows ibai llanos

[fading ember]

Their are three formats of it

One is played for 5 days, one for one whole day and one for just 3-4 hours.
The first two are pretty boring but the last one is sort of entertaining

[vivid wagon]

ok you know more than me

[cobalt stump]

Wtf

I’ll stick to asoccer

[fading ember]

Yeah lol

Football is simple to follow as its 90 minute games and simple rules

[vivid wagon]

yes

what is a duckworth lewis method

[cobalt stump]

I used to watch other sports as well as football. (American football, basketball) but i think I’m going fully in football and focusing on only that. It’s too much to watch all 3

[vivid wagon]

what is american footbal?

i thoughtit was rugby lmao?

[cobalt stump]

https://tenor.com/view/football-steelers-attack-nfl-kick-gif-4689849

[knotty yacht]

Is that legal😂

[cobalt stump]

A sport that sends the brain crashing into the skull

[cobalt stump]

No lmao it is not

[vivid wagon]

i thought this was the rodeo

@cobalt stump do u like benzema

?

[knotty yacht]

How can u not

[cobalt stump]

Yes a lot lol

[vivid wagon]

cuz i think hes underrated

[cobalt stump]

Top 5 French player of all time

[ripe field]

T20 is entertaining, but money is mostly involved in it

[vivid wagon]

forget my spelling

[vivid wagon]

ofc

[fading ember]

Money is everywhere now tbh

Anyway need to stick to the channel topic

[vivid wagon]

ye

ss

[knotty yacht]

Mmm

La liga

[cobalt stump]

Only 2 more weeks

Til Mbappe is either on the team or readying himself to join on a free

Pogs

[torn ermine]

september 1st transfer window will be closed, right?

[grave glen]

[vivid wagon]

ye

ss

[torn ermine]

still a half of a month left

[grave glen]

He's well rated

[cobalt stump]

Yeah I believe it ends at midnight

[knotty yacht]

If we don’t get him tho this season

[cobalt stump]

Disagree

[vivid wagon]

no

[knotty yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/barella-veriinteristi-inter-gif-18376864

I want to get this guy

[grave glen]

That's weird

[cobalt stump]

Benzema clear of anyone rated more highly than him

Except Modric

[grave glen]

Who?

[vivid wagon]

does anyone else remember a dude called vinicius juniour

cuz i dont'

[cobalt stump]

Modric is best itw Benzema is 2nd

[cobalt stump]

Haaland, Messi, Ronaldo, Lewa, anyone

[knotty yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/vinicius-junior-skills-vinicious-skills-vinicius-junior-skill-gif-20771134

[torn ermine]

ah yes, back in those days where some madrid fans blame benzema because he missed a lot

[grave glen]

So benzema better than this guys

[vivid wagon]

did i tell hes bad?

[knotty yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/moussa-dembele-gif-9743301

[cobalt stump]

Sí, Benzema es claro

[vivid wagon]

ok forget i ever said anything lmao

[torn ermine]

i think more people realize how important benzema is after ronaldo left

[grave glen]

That's not underrated That's overrated

[vivid wagon]

i did not say hes bad

just to be clear

[cobalt stump]

So u underrating him then

[grave glen]

To be almost on par i could say yes

To be beyond all of them I disagreee

[cobalt stump]

Okay. I’ll take this. W

[vivid wagon]

good english has left the chat

[cobalt stump]

This was my first time ever using this word. I feel like my young coworkers now

[grave glen]

What's a pogs?

[knotty yacht]

Weird gaming slang

[cobalt stump]

Im not entirely sure but I think it means win

[grave glen]

I guess I'm old now

[torn ermine]

it just means great, good, cool

[vivid wagon]

nobody:
random indian news article: fottball messi has died due to lung cnacer

[torn ermine]

something like that

[cobalt stump]

Im 23 and all ready out of touch with the slang people use now

[torn ermine]

its just a gaming slang when people make crazy plays, thats all

[cobalt stump]

Pogs

[vivid wagon]

baack in ,my day we used to say happy noise instead of pog

[cobalt stump]

I used to just say awesome and shit like that

I was literate like that

[vivid wagon]

yes

fun

pog

[cobalt stump]

I also learned sheeeeeeeesh means “damn”

https://tenor.com/view/themoreyouknow-more-know-gif-4483207

[grave glen]

New terms just entered to my lingual database

[cobalt stump]

https://tenor.com/view/ronan-sheesh-sheesh-gif-21479305

[vivid wagon]

when u want to puch a news editor

[vivid wagon]

ok boomer

i mean

ok

that wa s2019

[cobalt stump]

Why does OneFootball post so many articles from unreliable sources

[vivid wagon]

no one uses boomer now