la-liga

[stone fox]

that would give us a good defensive platform

yes

[hybrid python]

Bentacur will probably start over him

[stone fox]

yeah and Torreira

[hybrid python]

Due to some reasons

[stone fox]

Vecino idk

[hybrid python]

Nah

Fede

[stone fox]

Valverde is guaranteed starter

lol

if he gets benched, Tabarez will get sacked right away

[grim thicket]

it would be fede and two of the three among torreira bentancur and vecino imo

[stone fox]

yeah

[hybrid python]

Tabarez is mid coach

[stone fox]

Valverde is undisputed starter @grim thicket

[grim thicket]

vecino could provide some width, i have seen him drift towards the flanks more so it might be sensible to start him since uruguay's width is shit

and one of torreira and bentancur

[stone fox]

Bentancur, Torreira, and Vecino need more pace

our midfield was always slow

and lacked pace

but now with Fede

[hybrid python]

Bentacur is back pass

[stone fox]

it has pace

[grim thicket]

fede provides the pace and energy

[stone fox]

which is what we need

Vecino cant run

[hybrid python]

And you have Suarez upfront

Who needs service

[grim thicket]

yeah but he does other things like provide an extra body to overload the flanks

[stone fox]

Suarez and Cavani

we are sorted

there

[grim thicket]

and uruguay might need that since they have no width

[hybrid python]

Cavan Is picked up ?

[stone fox]

Cavani is good

lol

[grave glen]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1395790957484904451?s=21

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Sergio Agüero to Barcelona, here we go! He’s set to join until June 2023, agreement reached. Bonus included in case Barça will win the UCL. 🔵🔴 #FCB

More: Barcelona are also getting closer to sign Memphis Depay. He confirmed to his new lawyers that he wants to join Barça 🚨🇳🇱

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[grim thicket]

suarez and cavani are undisputed

[hybrid python]

And the Darwin guy

[stone fox]

yes

Darwin too

and Maxi Gomez

[grim thicket]

you are late

[hybrid python]

Maxi yea

Valencia

Stocker

[stone fox]

we got good backup strikers

[hybrid python]

Ffs

[stone fox]

Rossi is also good

[grim thicket]

gomez is shit

[stone fox]

LAFC guy

Stuani isnt though

he is shit

[grim thicket]

id say rossi is better

[hybrid python]

Yea Gomez has dipped

[stone fox]

@grim thicket Maxi is still better than Stuani

[hybrid python]

Uruguay defence is also sort out

[stone fox]

not really

[grim thicket]

id pick suarez, cavani and rossi as the 3 strikers

[hybrid python]

Didn’t you guys lose to Peru

[stone fox]

our full backs are shite

[grim thicket]

and play 2 up front

[stone fox]

yeah with 3 goals disallowed

and Suarez missing a pen

[hybrid python]

Araujo and gimenez

[stone fox]

in a shootout

[grim thicket]

you forgot godin

[hybrid python]

Yeah I saw

[grim thicket]

or did he retire from NT?

[stone fox]

Godin might not start anymore

lol.

[hybrid python]

Godin is not the same

[stone fox]

no not really

[hybrid python]

He’s bench player

[grim thicket]

he is still rlly solid imo

[stone fox]

we might play 3atb

since our fullbacks

[hybrid python]

Won’t suit

[stone fox]

are bad

yeah Uruguay is always 4-4-2

thats our way

[grim thicket]

uruguay might try out 3atb since they have rlly bad width

[hybrid python]

No they won’t

[stone fox]

well Gimenez and Araujo at CBs is good

[hybrid python]

4-4-2

[stone fox]

but who is 3rd CB

[grim thicket]

yeah they wont, but they should

[stone fox]

Godin is too old

[grim thicket]

coz the full backs are rlly bad

[stone fox]

our fullbacks suck

trust me

[grim thicket]

and if some team decides to park the bus

thats gonna be rlly difficult

[stone fox]

Caceres is awful

[hybrid python]

Caceres was good at some time lol

[grim thicket]

uruguay dont rlly have any good wide players at all

fullbacks or wingers

[stone fox]

yeah we dont

thats the problem

[hybrid python]

They have good strikers

[stone fox]

we might try Valverde RM

[hybrid python]

And a quite good

[stone fox]

and put Torreira and Bentancur

[hybrid python]

Mid

[stone fox]

in CM

[grim thicket]

yeah fede has played as a wide midfielder at madrid quite a bit

[elfin flower]

https://twitter.com/ReshadRahman_/status/1395795875222392835?s=19

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@ReshadRahman_)

(🌕) Barcelona is also incredibly close to reaching a total agreement with Memphis Depay, whose desire is to play at Camp Nou. @MatteMoretto @FabrizioRomano #Transfers 🇳🇱⏳

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[grim thicket]

and is a decent enough crosser

[elfin flower]

[grim thicket]

but thats not his best position

[stone fox]

Fede would probably do better than what we have

at RM

[elfin flower]

2 strikers 👀

[hybrid python]

0 defenders

[grim thicket]

and no defenders

was attack ever rlly a problem for barca?

[hybrid python]

Need to sell some and get some defenders

[elfin flower]

Yes

Gonna have to get ready for the post-Messi era

[grim thicket]

and wb news regarding messi's renewal

[grave glen]

Well.... yes braithwaite dembele.

[stone fox]

https://i.gyazo.com/89de75e5200135c32861a3d60ecde941.png

[grim thicket]

lmao barca are still one of the highest scoring teams

they are just shit coz of their defence

which is non existent

[stone fox]

https://i.gyazo.com/e7918691806fd0be1915427fe52e5791.png

[grave glen]

PIQUE LENGLET BEST DEFENSIVE DUO itw???

[stone fox]

look at our fullbacks

Sarrachi??

Laxalt??

thats so awful

[grim thicket]

there are absolutely no good wide players lol

[elfin flower]

Did you have to rub it on 🥲

[grim thicket]

its not like we dont have problems

[elfin flower]

Defense is Ter Stegen and inshallah

So it's not invisible

[grim thicket]

oh and i heard a rumor about donnarumma being offered to barca

how plausible is that

[stone fox]

lmao

not happening

[grim thicket]

apparently raiola wants donnarumma to move to barca

and he is on the final year of his contract after this summer

[stone fox]

to be on the bench?

[elfin flower]

LMAO

[grim thicket]

so we could see some moves

[elfin flower]

Neto wanted to leave afaik

[grim thicket]

no, maybe ter stegen gets sold

[elfin flower]

He'll be playing the next match

[elfin flower]

Not happening lol

Unless MATS forces his way out

[stone fox]

why would they sell Ter Stegen

[grim thicket]

if they buy donna to be on the bench, thats a big oof

[stone fox]

lol

[stone fox]

they would be paying him 200k per week

just to sit on the bench

[grim thicket]

or they could do something like when they had bravo and ter stegen

[stone fox]

thats crime

[grim thicket]

play them equal minutes

[stone fox]

uhh

I dont think

that works nowadays

lol

football has changed

[grim thicket]

anyway it was just a rumor, and not a very strong source either

[stone fox]

its easy to dip in form now

[grim thicket]

🤷‍♂️

[stone fox]

look at Asensio

[grim thicket]

donna is linked to a few other clubs too

[grave glen]

Donnaruma our CL goalkeeper and Ter Stegen League

lol imagine

[stone fox]

yeah that wont work

[grim thicket]

like chelsea i think

[stone fox]

lol

Donnarumma to Chelsea I can see happening

ngl

[grim thicket]

asensio's dip in form and ability is more due to his acl injury than his reduced play time

[grave glen]

Ya like juve

[grim thicket]

yeah juve was a name too

[stone fox]

true

[plain elbow]

i was at the ground and saw that acl injury just a few rows from me.

[grim thicket]

juve is actually very likely

[stone fox]

Donna would be dumb to move from Milan to Juve though

[grim thicket]

he stays in italy

[stone fox]

its not an upgrade

[grim thicket]

oof

[grave glen]

We don’t need goalkeepers tho we need a defense

[stone fox]

we need an attack

and we will need a new manager soon

[plain elbow]

asensio was also bulked up with plenty of responsibility when ronaldo left I feel, the case for a few others as well.

[grim thicket]

possibly allegri

[stone fox]

I feel bad for Asensio

[grim thicket]

yeah like bale

[stone fox]

pre ACL

he was consistent

fuck you Assna

[grim thicket]

asensio was a wonderkid

and now he is at best a rotation player

[stone fox]

Arsenal ruined him

smh

im happy they are collapsing

[grim thicket]

its rlly weird to see that he is alrdy 25 or 26

[plain elbow]

yea, he was deemed generational tbh and I believed the hype.

[stone fox]

Kimmich is 26

[grim thicket]

remember that banger in the clasico

[stone fox]

holy shit

[grim thicket]

that was amazing

[torn ermine]

aguero really come to barca 😐

[plain elbow]

it was more than one banger

[grim thicket]

yeah

[neon hornet]

barca may wear this in the ucl

[grim thicket]

man had a rlly strong left foot

and still does actually

[stone fox]

Asensio scored a banger and silenced Allianz

[grim thicket]

but he doesnt attempt those anymore

post acl, he has become more conservative and cautious

and he has lost a yard of pace too

[grave glen]

If u remove the red stripes it looks like a Chelsea kit

[stone fox]

@grim thicket tbh attempting those bangers is hard for him now

he can snipe his leg

[grim thicket]

yeah

[neon hornet]

ye

[grim thicket]

he is still the second best set piece threat in our squad as of now

[stone fox]

ACL just sucks man

[grim thicket]

after kroos

[stone fox]

any injury is bad

but ACL is worst

it can end your career

[grim thicket]

acl and achilles injuries are the worst a sportsman can have

[stone fox]

if covid didnt hapen

happen*

Asensio wouldve missed last season

[grim thicket]

and knee injuries like tendonitis and meniscus tears

we need to take care of odegaard's knees

[inland hound]

Best winger this season imo

[grim thicket]

well thats not rlly saying much since our wingers have been shit 😂

[inland hound]

dont say vini

[stone fox]

Hazard

[inland hound]

💀

[grim thicket]

id say fede playing as a rw has been our best winger this season lol

altho he never plays as a winger and rather drifts into the half space

[inland hound]

lol

[stone fox]

@grim thicket what do you think of Azzar

[grim thicket]

fuck him

[inland hound]

🤣

[grim thicket]

i hope he never gets to play in a real madrid shirt ever again

[inland hound]

Again injured

[stone fox]

Hazard got injured again

is it a surprise?

[plain elbow]

hazard is surely up there with flops like faubert and gravesen right?

[inland hound]

Are we a victim of #7 curse?

[stone fox]

omg

Gravesen

ffs

[grim thicket]

not rlly, i was surprised he didnt get injured in the very game he came back in tbh

[plain elbow]

gravesen was hilarious

[stone fox]

you forgot Royston Drenthe

[plain elbow]

drenthe lol

forgot about him

[grim thicket]

i thought hazard would be like kaka, have an injury plagued career, but atleast make some contributions...but no

[stone fox]

@grim thicket Kaka at least did something

[plain elbow]

he appears on el chiringuito at times

[stone fox]

his stats arent too bad

for RMA

[grim thicket]

yeah kaka was rlly good even though he faced a lot of injuries

[stone fox]

Kaka was being benched by peak Ozil

nobody could bench that version of Ozil

man was a beast

[plain elbow]

kaka was okay, i wouldn’t label him as a flop.

[grim thicket]

oh yes ozil 😭

[stone fox]

rip Ozil

@plain elbow Josep Pedrerol is unreliable

[plain elbow]

oh, forgot about woodgate too.

[grim thicket]

well yeah ofc kaka wasnt a flop, he just got injured a lot, but when he played, he provided meaningful contributions

[stone fox]

omg

Jonathan Woodgate

[grim thicket]

hazard on the other hand

[stone fox]

[plain elbow]

i remember woodgate’s debut lol

[stone fox]

Gravesen and Woodgate were memes

[grim thicket]

wb owen

[stone fox]

oh yeah Owen too

[grim thicket]

i would consider him to be a flop

[inland hound]

Tic tac man

[stone fox]

https://tenor.com/view/rubbing-hands-hand-hands-eden-hazard-gif-21457498

[grim thicket]

from ballon d'or winner to absolutely nothing

[stone fox]

should we sell Hazard

[grim thicket]

yes if we can

but i dont think its possible

[plain elbow]

owen couldn’t really handle the pressure or the competition I feel.

[grim thicket]

send him to castilla and have castilla promoted to segunda

[stone fox]

send him to Burger King*

or McDonalds

[grim thicket]

hazard and bale starting for castilla, thats gonna be a sight to watch

[stone fox]

I cant consider Bale a flop

[inland hound]

He is hindering our growth

[stone fox]

he has done a lot for us

[grim thicket]

oh bale is a legend

[stone fox]

wtf has Hazard done

[inland hound]

need to sell him asap

[grim thicket]

for all that he is now, he has been an absolute beast for us

no way is bale a flop

[stone fox]

Bale > Hazard

for us

[grim thicket]

but based on current form and ability, send them both to castilla if they dont leave

[inland hound]

Overoll too

[grim thicket]

and have castilla promoted to segunda

[stone fox]

we have lots of cool kids

in La Fabrica

they deserve a chance

[grim thicket]

but then arribas wont get game time :(

[inland hound]

We need Loan them tbh

[stone fox]

how do you think we got Casillas and Raul

lol

alright tbf we did pick Casillas up when he was at school

and flied him to Oslo

for UCL final vs Leverkusen

[grim thicket]

antonio blanco is gonna be a xabi alonso 2.0 if all goes according to plan

and miguel is the second coming of reguilon

hugo duro could be a possible bench player in the future

[stone fox]

we said Eden Hazard would fill up CR7's shoes...

we know how that turned out

[grim thicket]

well thats foolishness

they arent even remotely similar players

[stone fox]

I wasnt too convinced by Hazard signing though

his price tag

scared me

[plain elbow]

hazard never had the grit to live up to such expectations either

[grim thicket]

blanco and xabi alonso do have some tactical similarities on the other hand

[stone fox]

we dont need Camavinga if we have Blanco

[grim thicket]

yeah

blanco has shown rlly promising signs in the games he has played, both for castilla and th first team

miguel too

miguel literally expired marcelo from the first team

[stone fox]

Fran Garcia returning from Rayo

he looks nice

and he can play both at LB and LM

so

and I think LW

[grim thicket]

i wished oscar rodriguez wouldve played for us, atleast off the bench

[plain elbow]

oh dear, i just saw fab say here we go to aguero. ffs

[grim thicket]

but we needed those sales last season

same for baeza

[stone fox]

sales havent ended yet

watch more sales happen

this summer

[grim thicket]

i wanted baeza to be a backup cm for the future

he was a quality player too

[stone fox]

we shouldve kept Morata

[grim thicket]

nah

[stone fox]

he was a good backup

although tbh

[grim thicket]

morata is very inconsistent

[stone fox]

Morata is washed

[grim thicket]

and he never wouldve accepted the backup role

thats why he left in the first place

[stone fox]

well if he thought he could get past Benzema

[grim thicket]

lmao

[stone fox]

then no wonder he is considered as a bad striker

that cant stay onside

[grim thicket]

benzema is like one of the best players in the world rn

he should be considered for ballon d'or this year imo

[stone fox]

if we win La Liga

he could win it

[grim thicket]

and could be if he makes an impactful run for france

international comps have a great impact on ballon d'or voting

[stone fox]

that tpp

too*

[grim thicket]

modric won a ballon d'or based on that

[stone fox]

idk if Messi will win the Ballon D'or

[grim thicket]

the wc 2018 run

[stone fox]

he didnt win La Liga

that kind of weakened his chances

[grim thicket]

nah messi doesnt deserve it this season

he has great stats but they are empty stats

coz the rest of the team is underperforming

[stone fox]

Lewandowski needs to get his Ballon D'or from last season

[grim thicket]

i think it would be mbappe

[stone fox]

if Mbappe wins Ballon D'or

[zealous flower]

https://twitter.com/Eng_Villarreal/status/1395771378758914052?s=20

Villarreal CF English (@Eng_Villarreal)

#RealMadridVillarreal | @UnaiEmery_ stresses that his side will go for the win against @realmadriden (Saturday, 6pm CEST). 🎙️

https://t.co/LYPVnpZbNU

Twitter · May 21, 2021, 4:00 PM

[stone fox]

he can retire

he would have football completed

[zealous flower]

Emery has said that they'll go for the win against Real

so that they can finish in uel spot

[stone fox]

would he say they will go for a loss?

lmao

[grim thicket]

in a previous press conference he said villarreal will keep man utd in mind while playing against us

so its kinda dodgy

[stone fox]

every team wants to win every game

[grim thicket]

it would be foolish for them to focus on us rather than the UEL final

[zealous flower]

no I would think that he would say smth along the lines that we'll rest key players for the match against united.

[grim thicket]

he did say that in a previous press conference in mid week

but i dont think that means gerard moreno lol

[plain elbow]

i repeat, the scheduling of the last round of fixtures is so strange.

[grim thicket]

levante v cadiz in just over 30 mins

[zealous flower]

I mean they r not favorites going into the final. So them just focussing on that would also be foolish

bc if they lose that they have no european football next szn

[grim thicket]

betis play celta, while villarreal play us

and betis have the h2h advantage on them too

so UEL qualification is gonna be tougher

[plain elbow]

i thought they’d close out the season like they did last time out, with everyone playing on the same day and the relevant/important matches to be played at the latest kickoff.

[grim thicket]

and i believe if roma can win against man utd in a one off game, villarreal def can

[grim thicket]

oh yeah its an early kickoff, at 1pm i think right?

or is it 12?

[plain elbow]

noon for us EST ppl

[grim thicket]

ah 12

thats a rlly early kickoff

generally the games are at 3

[plain elbow]

matches today and sunday, but the most important chunk of games are being played tommorow.

[grim thicket]

there's just 1 game today

[plain elbow]

again, strange imo but it is what it is.

[stone fox]

I see you say same quotes as Ernesto Valverde

[grim thicket]

most teams have nothing to play for going into the final matchday, but the two big games def do

celta wont qualify even if they win against betis

[zealous flower]

there is a reason y Villarreal wanted an extra day to prepare for the final

[grim thicket]

elche huesca vallodolid fight for relegation

huesca have valencia who have nothing to play for again

and elche have bilbao, again nothing to play for

so its gonna be real difficult for vallodolid

[plain elbow]

there’s still a lot at stake

[grim thicket]

the UEL qualification could take some heat if we drop points and lose the title

[stone fox]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/Ox8FLOhrQJkWzI0VHAQF--eMtHYlyTDMmMww9QCmWpI/https/i.ytimg.com/vi/IfA-vU0UmWs/maxresdefault.jpg?width=400&height=225

[grim thicket]

sevilla could look to finish 3rd, but then again barca play eibar, so not rlly lmao

its mainly the top two teams, the 3 UEL fighting teams, and the 3 relegation teams

thats it

[grave glen]

Wait so if we lose and Sevilla win that’s the only way for them to finish 3rd?

[stone fox]

yes

[grim thicket]

but its gonna be a super exciting matchday

[grim thicket]

yes

[stone fox]

if Barca finish 4th

thats yikes

[grim thicket]

do barca have the h2h advantage on sevilla?

[stone fox]

yes

[grim thicket]

well then yes

barca needto lose and sevilla need to win

[grim thicket]

i dont think they are gonna lose to eibar of all teams lol

[zealous flower]

its sad that eibarman wont be playing against eibar for the last time

[grim thicket]

who are you looking forward to seeing in the primera next season out of the playoffs?

espanyol have alrdy qualified

mallorca too

im hoping leganes make it through the playoffs

[zealous flower]

I would like to see almeria

be in la liga

that would be nice

[grim thicket]

i want leganes back, they fought rlly hard to escape last season

and they just went through a lot

especially when barca just took away MB for no reason

and he was their top scorer

[zealous flower]

almeria is owned by turki al sheikh

[stone fox]

Almeria is interesting

[zealous flower]

Who is good friends with messi

[grim thicket]

and well, leganes are based in madrid

and unlike getafe, i dont hate them

[grave glen]

Is Aguero considered a Rat now since he joined Barca now

[devout geyser]

https://twitter.com/achrafhakimi/status/1395804022922166272?s=21

achrafhakimi (@AchrafHakimi)

What a joke! if you have something against me tell me !! This is bull... thank @EASPORTSFIFA #TOTS

Vaya broma! Si tenéis algo en contra de mi decírmelo! Vaya mi.. Gracias @EASPORTSEsp #TOTS

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holy shit

[grim thicket]

well gtg

[devout geyser]

Hakimi is mad

[grim thicket]

cya lads

[devout geyser]

cya

[grave glen]

Y

[devout geyser]

fifa

they didnt include him in TOTS

[inland hound]

who cries for that?

[devout geyser]

well

Hakimi did

lol

[zealous flower]

meh not rly

aguero considered atleti his home

he used us as a stepping stone club

[strong forum]

[keen gorge]

No his agent wanted to sell him to RM when he was here

But going to barca now meh

[opal sigil]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1395848439796277252?s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Sergio Agüero will complete his medicals as new Barcelona player in the next days, then he’ll be announced after the UCL final 🔵🔴 #Barça

He turned down approaches from three clubs - #CFC never been interested. The contract is approved and set to be signed. 🇦🇷 #FCB @verobrunati https://t.co/d4BGSRf64p

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[karmic jungle]

**DONE DEAL
**
Sergio Kün Agüero is set to join Barcelona as a free agent!

• Agüero has reached a verbal agreement on a contract until 2023 for less than 10M€ as salary
• He's expected to sign his contract with Barça after the Champions League final, there's a bonus also included if Barcelona will win the Champions League in the next two years.
• Barcelona are also getting close to sign Memphis Depay as a free agent. He has confirmed to his new lawyers that he wants to join Barça - negotiations are progressing
• Agüero will be joining soon, he accepted the proposal as Veronica Brunati (argentinian journalist) reported and he als dreams to play together with Leo Messi.

Since: Fabrizio Romano

[zealous flower]

cool

[inland hound]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1395864304008810497

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Barcelona are really close to complete Memphis Depay deal, also after signing Sergio Agüero. Direct negotiations ongoing in the last few days with Depay’s new lawyers. Barça offer him 2 or 3 years contract - Depay wants to accept once last details will be fixed. 🔵🔴🇳🇱 #FCB

Twitter · May 21, 2021, 10:09 PM

[plain elbow]

another short term washed up player, how exciting!!

[grim thicket]

isnt it!!

[eager marlin]

bruh

[plain elbow]

aguero just wants to be closer to ibai llanos so he can play video games with him all fucking day.

[grim thicket]

hey atleast y'all are making signings...meanwhile we are on a selling spree (not that i mind, we do need to clean up the house)

[inland hound]

#viniout

#mbappein

[plain elbow]

we’ll be seeing more shenanigans from these two a lot more often now.

[grim thicket]

hey atleast you got entertainment

[opal sigil]

Better than what we r doing rn

Plus hes free

No complaints imo

[mellow light]

Loan don’t sell him

I guarantee if viny goes on a loan he will become way better when he comes back

[potent spade]

Barcelonas trademark

[empty copper]

😐

okay uncle cent

[pure flax]

do u guys think aguero will be good at barca

[stiff fjord]

Yes

but I hope not

[unkempt dew]

I had a job at 13

Except it wasn’t a solid wage

Just tips

Imagine if they win in uel

And they will be in ucl next year lol

[neon hornet]

ye

[zealous flower]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-worry-imfine-fine-im-gif-9507023

Me rn:

[still pagoda]

?

[zealous flower]

the game is in less than 12 hours

im getting nervous

[stone fox]

@still pagoda a person in #football-lobby is saying Zidane got carried by Ronaldo

[still pagoda]

Lmao

what a clown

[still pagoda]

Oh ok

you'll win la liga

[stone fox]

yeah lol

sorry Madridistas

[still pagoda]

i dont expect valladolid to take points away from u lol

[stone fox]

but I think Atleti is winning it

[still pagoda]

yea

[stone fox]

well

we tried

there is always next year

[zealous flower]

I wouldn't count u guys out

but yeah the odds r in our favor

[arctic geyser]

Today Is the games

[zealous flower]

yup

Im nervous

[mellow light]

Nope he will be the next hazard

[arctic geyser]

Hm

[boreal shell]

aguero looks so washed

[tranquil galleon]

no one can be like the legend hazard

hazard is injured everyday

[zenith estuary]

@grave glen

[winged phoenix]

king lelouch

🙇‍♂️

[grave glen]

@zenith estuary

[arctic geyser]

What

[drifting stump]

hi

[tranquil galleon]

he is a living legend man

he is on a mission to increase world hunger

[strong forum]

[tranquil galleon]

for every burger he eats, one kid in Africa sleeps with a hungry stomach

[inland hound]

[still pagoda]

On Chelsea's road to the final, they've faced teams who have won the UCL a combined 14 times.

[arctic geyser]

13 from us

[strong forum]

Prime Modric > Prime Xavi

What u guys say

[arctic geyser]

Hm

[drifting stump]

i dont think so

[inland hound]

No

[thin ivy]

I love modric but prime xavi was a banger

[neon hornet]

its funny to see how wrong u r

[arctic geyser]

No

Xavi was better

Especially Prime

[neon hornet]

prime modric was good
but prime xavi was in a whole new level

and overall xavi is better than modric

[grave glen]

xavi >

[strong forum]

I‘m just collecting opinions, I don‘t want to say anything lmao

[empty copper]

unbased roma fan coming up with unbased opinions

see mobile

thats why i said

lazio >> roma

[neon hornet]

u knew everyone would say xavi > modric

[thorny kiln]

I don't disagree tbh.

[strong forum]

I‘m honest with you, I didn‘t

[neon hornet]

bruh

have u even seen xavi play

[strong forum]

I did, and I did the same with modric

If you would ask me, both are world class

[empty copper]

mobile stop air

😔

[strong forum]

When you can trigger skull

For me, Xavi and Modric have a place in top 10 midfielder of all time, if not even top 5

[thin ivy]

This is ture

true

Modric, kroos, casemiro and busquets, xavi and iniesta are probably in top 10 best mids of all time

[empty copper]

ture

[thin ivy]

quiet

[empty copper]

conclusion:

la-liga produces the best mids

[slender olive]

Prime Me>Prime Pele, Prime Messi, Prime Lingardinho, Prime Xavi, Prime Ronaldo (both)

[hybrid python]

https://twitter.com/ReshadRahman_/status/1396054122625998849?s=19

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@ReshadRahman_)

(🌕) BREAKING: Messi has decided to continue in Barcelona. @Benayadachraf #Transfers 🇦🇷🚨

Likes

125

Twitter · May 22, 2021, 10:43 AM

[slender olive]

YAY

[hybrid python]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-balon-de-oro-soccer-player-slide-gif-15709466

[slender olive]

Reliable source?

[hybrid python]

Yup

Tier 1

[inland hound]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-head-slap-messi-head-slap-messi-head-slap-celebration-tottenham-gif-20487528

[strong forum]

The only reliable source is Fabrizio Romano ☝️

[hybrid python]

Fabrizo copies from this guys

[slender olive]

Why are you happy

[inland hound]

Y not?

[slender olive]

Youre a madrid fan

this means he's gonna terrorise you more

And help barca

[inland hound]

Wdym 0 goals since Ron left spain

[hybrid python]

He owns you 💀

[inland hound]

PAST

[thin ivy]

How shocking

[thin ivy]

Lingard and Dele Alli are in prem so no

[empty copper]

oh yh

forgot about them

😫

[thin ivy]

Shame

[winged phoenix]

ah i c

you got the popcorn

cuz you know you started a war

[strong forum]

Not the first time tbh

[winged phoenix]

[fringe urchin]

hi

[grave glen]

[inland hound]

👋

[alpine socket]

Nice anyway it was evident

[grave glen]

@alpine socket dude

That isn't a top source

[alpine socket]

Are you expecting something else?

[grave glen]

That's semi reliable at best

[alpine socket]

Woh, he is close to Messi's entourage
tho. I guess he can be considered a top source

Anyway, Aguero signing is nearly confirmed I suppose. Aguero would never join if messi wasn't sure about his future

[thin ivy]

Kepa to Barcelona please

Kepa>>>Iker

Okay so Kyle walker>>kepa>>casillas>neuer

[slender olive]

https://onefootball.com/en/news/just-in-lionel-messi-has-decided-to-continue-at-barcelona-33047089

[grave glen]

That is reliable but still

[inland hound]

Onefootball is bad

[grave glen]

It's not confirmed

@inland hound it isn't it just shows rumours

[inland hound]

It is

[slender olive]

whos that

[faint jungle]

Better than koeman btw

[opal sigil]

https://twitter.com/ReshadRahman_/status/1396054122625998849?s=19
Never in any doubt

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@ReshadRahman_)

(🌕) BREAKING: Messi has decided to continue in Barcelona. @Benayadachraf #Transfers 🇦🇷🚨

Retweets

1223

Likes

8420

Twitter · May 22, 2021, 10:43 AM

[inland hound]

https://tenor.com/view/lionel-messi-barca-barcelona-gif-20284130

[torpid mesa]

Atleti atleti ❤️❤️🤍

[opaque nimbus]

Good

[still pagoda]

oh lol

good for la liga

[winged phoenix]

hi

[winged phoenix]

it just shows rumors

none the less

it is the best football app

unironically

(excluding games)

[inland hound]

frere yesterday they report Mbappe is Joining madrid

[void tapir]

@fossil raptor is from algeria and they support Barcelona! Welcome to the chat!

[fossil raptor]

hi eveyone

[opal sigil]

Goodday

[inland hound]

We win

[thin ivy]

Last gameeee in 3 hours

[pure flax]

maybe, we'll see

[covert monolith]

MASSIVE DUB

[slender olive]

https://www.sportbible.com/football/legends-transfers-news-barcelona-star-lionel-messi-set-to-sign-a-new-contract-at-the-club-20210522

[fossil raptor]

who is winning the title tday ?§

[arctic geyser]

Real madrid

[fossil raptor]

looks hard since they need from atleti to lose

[storm quest]

Or tie

[fossil raptor]

yes , 2 hpurs to go

[opal sigil]

https://twitter.com/ReshadRahman_/status/1396104450285064195?s=19

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@ReshadRahman_)

(🌕) Sergio Aguero’s salary will be around €5M/year - he will sign for 2 seasons and his arrival is an essential part in Messi’s continuity. @AdriaAlbets #Transfers 🇦🇷

Twitter · May 22, 2021, 2:03 PM

96k a week

Geesh

[neon hornet]

ive heard messi will stay

[opal sigil]

Yea

[fossil raptor]

if they get ride of some players it may be better

[opal sigil]

Suarez was on 480k a week btw

[inland hound]

Guero is fit?

he didnt play this season

[grave glen]

Same as braithwaite

[void tapir]

@grave glen is from Kenya and they support Barcelona! Welcome to the chat!

[grave glen]

hlo

why's messi staying smh

should leave for city

can retire in peace

[alpine socket]

If Aguero is joining, I hope he practices finishing for billion times. That would be his greatest contribution....

[grave glen]

Aguero is as old as Suarez

and is worse

Idk why they got him

[alpine socket]

If he can just score I'm happy. Just scoring from the box....

[fossil raptor]

Aguero is good player but not the solution for baça

barça**

they need more players

[grave glen]

exactly

[alpine socket]

Messi, Pique, Busquets, Aguero, Alba getting send-off together after 2 years.....

[grave glen]

why are Barca fans happy about Garcia coming here though

[fossil raptor]

alba , pique , lenglet , dest , roberto , firpo not for barça

[grave glen]

alba got 5 goals 15 assists man wtf

Piqué shouldn't start but can be kept for backup

Lenglet overhated but shouldn't be first choice

[fossil raptor]

if u wanna play big role in ucl and laliga u need great players not just good

[grave glen]

Dest Roberto good players if fielded well

idk about Firpo

[alpine socket]

Idk. I just hope he is better than current otherwise it would be embarassing again

[grave glen]

we're going through a rebuild so it's obvious we can't win UCL within the next two seasons

unless Messi becomes a 26 year old again

[fossil raptor]

alba , he's good at attackin but sucks while deffending

[grave glen]

I don't think so

[grave glen]

that's why he was repositioned as LWB

[fossil raptor]

which left lenglet bullshittin in the back

[grave glen]

Alba and Griezmann redeemed themselves

should def stay

[grave glen]

Shift to 3-at-the-back greatly benefited Alba

[grave glen]

he's okayish, can take a paycut and be a backup

[grave glen]

exactly

[grave glen]

I don't know about Griezmann

He's certainly been better than he was last season

come on man he's the reason we're not going trophyless

he barely played last season

but a strong argument still could be made that he should take a considerable wage cut if he wishes to stay.

[fossil raptor]

barça needs stronge CB , RB and deadly stiker

[grave glen]

probably, yeah

[grave glen]

Who Griezmann?

[grave glen]

2 CBs and one striker ll do it

[grave glen]

yeah in the second half

[grave glen]

That's not true.

Played more league games than Messi last season.

I mean he barely played well*

Oh

Yes he was rather unimpressive.

because of the way they were using him

his signing made no sense tactically

but he came back in some style

[fossil raptor]

any CBs in mind ? i'll say koulibaly and pau torres

[grave glen]

will Koulibaly leave Napoli?

[grave glen]

Are they realistic targets though?

Pau Torres is not that much of a target

yeah exactly

if Messi leaves and they can invest in de Ligt, it'll be the best possible thing for Barcelona imo

there's no point in discussing signings that will almost certainly never be completed.

if Juve fail to make it to UCL

and Messi leaves

[grave glen]

Messi leaving would not be "good" for Barcelona.

then de Ligt will be looking outside Italy and Barcelona would be aiming for a defensive rebuild

[fossil raptor]

they were targets last season i guess

[grave glen]

Please don't tell me you're one of these troglodytes who unironically argues that Messi leaving would benefit the club

[neon hornet]

i hope we get him

[grave glen]

in the long run, it might

[fossil raptor]

the turkish deffender at leicester too

[grave glen]

No.

how?

[grave glen]

performance dip would be huge.

only for a while

[neon hornet]

no he is french
his name is fofana

[grave glen]

club could realistically finish outside of the top 4 if he were to leave

it's okay

no

it is not

if it means the rebuild can be peaceful

[grave glen]

oh right lol my bad

finishing outside of the top 4 would b e a fucking disaster

financially and sporting wise

if it happens for one season, it's fine

we have a lot of young talent

the club would become a far less attractive destination sination for top players

and it's probably the time for a tactical switch

with Messi here, idk if it would happen any sooner

[grave glen]

tactical switches can be made without messi leaving

[neon hornet]

we need to return to tiki taka

[grave glen]

we've seen many tactical changes made this fucking season

[grave glen]

nope, with Messi gone, everyone would be looking forward to becoming the face of Barcelona

[still pagoda]

Could be their last game 😢 💔

[grave glen]

LMAO

no actually

[grave glen]

Messi should be made to move into midfield permanently

many players would likely be less likely to join the club

[grave glen]

why?

he is still ourt most prolific scorer

he's slower and loses the ball more

why waste his talents if he can stil do so much in attackj

• the chances he creates >>>>>> his goals

it would be an idiotic desicion

wtf

[grave glen]

he can do both

[fossil raptor]

i'm talking abt Çağlar Söyüncü

[grave glen]

can't do both in big games

like he has been doing for the past 5 fucking years

no he hasn't since 2019

[grave glen]

ok so he should be moved there for ALL games?

what the fuck

[inland hound]

😿

[grave glen]

dude you're just getting nostalgic

[inland hound]

LEGENDS

[grave glen]

and wouldn't the solution to that prioblem instead be to purchase midfield players who CAN create chances in big games or attacking players who can finish the ones that messi creates

[grave glen]

you've failed to make a single argument in favor of your psoition

the latter would be better

^

Everything you have suggested thus far has been comically stupid

only to you cause you're nostalgic

WRTF

MAKE A FUCKING ARGUMENT

he loses the ball too much and is so slow now

[fossil raptor]

shiill guys

[grave glen]

all atckjing players lose the ball a lot

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra__/status/1395894229512204288

Madrid Xtra. (@MadridXtra__)

Vinicius Junior needs to score only 28 goals tomorrow in order to win the Pichichi.
He has the club's full support and belief and they think he can make it.

@marca [🥈]

Likes

485

Twitter · May 22, 2021, 12:08 AM

[grave glen]

Messi loses it more than he used to

chance creators lose the ball a tomn

[grave glen]

still scoring nearly 40 goals this season

see my thing is

Messi in attack is becoming stoppable

especially in big games

[inland hound]

Deaddd🤣

[grave glen]

no actually loses it about the same rate that he has been since 17/18

[grave glen]

1 g/a vs La Liga's top 4

there are stats to prove this

[grave glen]

ok and?

[grave glen]

and a lot of other things have gone down too

the team as a whole has been terrible against the top 4

not just messi

he used to score in big games and be a threat everytime he had the ball

[grave glen]

this is where Barca fans go wrong

this is a broader problem with our side so why pin it soley on him?

[fossil raptor]

guys messi is almost 34 so u know

[grave glen]

dude Barca's bad no?

so Messi is supposed to be good at least

have griezmann or demebel been any better gaianst top 4 sides? No.

[grave glen]

and he has been

[grave glen]

because he never gets criticised

he has been our best player in most of those matches even if he did not score

[grave glen]

buillshit my dude

barca fans shit on messi constantly

he's the GOAT but that doesn't mean he can get away with poor performances

[grave glen]

not seen one

and for the most idiotic things often

most are Messi FC anyway

[grave glen]

no one is saying that he should wtf

[grave glen]

c'mon lol only Madrid based media does

you have failed to formulate a single coherent argument

[grave glen]

BULLSHIT

he gets defended everywhere else

Go on twitter, the barac sub, any social media platform

[grave glen]

it just doesn't make sense to you

you will hordes of barac fans shitting on messi constantly

cause you're nostalgic/blind messi fan idk

[grave glen]

no you're just a moron with idiotic psoitions

[grave glen]

every barca twitter page says he deserves ballon d'or

which is false

who is not rhetorically effective enough to even come close to defending them

[grave glen]

lmao one word against messi and I rattled you

[grave glen]

bullshit

blind

every page says it

barca fans shit on messi all the fucking time on twitter

[grave glen]

EVERY page?

LMAO

not even one page on twitter

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1396115885748785160

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨| Real Madrid's XI:

Courtois;

Odriozola, Militão, Varane, Miguel;

Valverde, Casemiro, Modrić;

Asensio, Benzema, Vinícius.

Twitter · May 22, 2021, 2:49 PM

[grave glen]

Big benz

[inland hound]

Not yet

[grave glen]

has ever criticised messi

[still pagoda]

Ramos off the bench pls, for his last game for us possibly

[still pagoda]

?

[grave glen]

can some Madrid fans back me up on this?

[grave glen]

not ONE barca page on twitter has ever criticised messi

you heard it here first folks

or some sensible Barca fan?

[grave glen]

nah they saw it on twitter

[grave glen]

no because yoru claim is insane

[inland hound]

Bench

[grave glen]

only to you, as I said before

[plain elbow]

vinicius!

[grave glen]

this dude believes that not ONE barca page has ever critiqued messi on twitter

[inland hound]

Official?

[grave glen]

he said it himself

[grave glen]

even if yoy are a real fan you must agree that this is nuts

[grave glen]

decent

WAIT WHAT firpo why

clubb allegiance is irrelevant

this claim is beyond idiotic

MORIBA OVER PUIG what

[fossil raptor]

poor pjanic

[plain elbow]

oh man, all the riqui stans are gonna be so damn pissed lol.

[inland hound]

Ur whole team was bad in Big games tatically

[grave glen]

can you prove how he's done enough in big games?

[grave glen]

but Messi always gets away with it man

[fossil raptor]

eibar 2 - 1 barça the ft

[grave glen]

why is it always Barcelona minus Messi

[inland hound]

Lol

[grave glen]

never happens to CR7

he always gets hammered by the media

Messi never does

only with Argentina never with Barca

[grave glen]

4-3-3???

Yus

looks like family friendly nickname is crying in the bathroom

[still pagoda]

Eibar 2-1 Barcelona

[inland hound]

💀

[grave glen]

@grave glen hlo?

ran away?

@inland hound you tell me

GUYSSSSSSSSS!

I DISCOVERED SOMETHING

[inland hound]

Yes

[grave glen]

are Barca pages not super protective of Messi?

[inland hound]

I dont see much Barca so cant say much

btw

[grave glen]

Bilbao only uses Spanish players and not a single foreign Player

they wanted him to win the fucking Ballon d'Or in 2020

[inland hound]

2021?

[grave glen]

yeah lol been that way forever

[grave glen]

NO even 2020

[inland hound]

All chats are Ballon dor chats

Lol

[grave glen]

he def doesn't deserve 2020 and 2021

[plain elbow]

i’m laughing at all the puig stans right now

[grave glen]

Same lol

[inland hound]

Wheres Puig

[grave glen]

I'm not a Puig stan but he should've been picked man

[inland hound]

Lol

[grave glen]

Bench

[grave glen]

you have to agree

[inland hound]

Agree

[grave glen]

Messi has been disappointing in big games

he did well in 2018-19

[inland hound]

The whole team

[grave glen]

so he won it

[inland hound]

SO was messi

[grave glen]

Are they crazy lewa deserved it for sure even tho Bayern hammered almost everyone and everyone hating on them who would say lewa didn't deserve it

[plain elbow]

the squad should be properly rotated, but koeman has his agendas.

[grave glen]

Barca don't win the ballon d'or, Messi does

[inland hound]

Lol

[still pagoda]

Hala Valladolid

[grave glen]

I would lol I wanted Muller to win it

but yeah def not Messi

[plain elbow]

but man oh man, puig stans are the most toxic within the fanbase outside of all the messi stans.

[grave glen]

are they?

[plain elbow]

yes

[grave glen]

oof

[plain elbow]

they’re fucking annoying

[grave glen]

Messi fanboys are worse

you saw what happened there?

[inland hound]

No way trophyless season frere

[grave glen]

how that guy got rattled when I called Messi out?

[fossil raptor]

so guys the results now ?! what r u thinking

[stone fox]

Lewandowski is best striker itw rn

[inland hound]

That dude told me he dont support Barca and he aint a Fanboy to me 1 Month ago

[grave glen]

Ikr

Idk I want Atléti to win

[still pagoda]

?

[grave glen]

no fanboy ever admits it

[grave glen]

Barca deserve a slap in the face for letting Suarez go for peanuts

[grave glen]

they need to learn a leson

[inland hound]

When is Atleti game?

[grave glen]

same time

[grave glen]

Same time

[inland hound]

I dont balme

[arctic geyser]

Same time

[inland hound]

U sign Grizzi

[still pagoda]

1h

[wintry obsidian]

at least our Europa League game got moved

[arctic geyser]

All games are same time except Sevilla and Granada right????

[grave glen]

yeah

[grave glen]

If they do it they must be dum

[inland hound]

then have to sell suarez

[grave glen]

Griezmann made no sense tactically

but he's doing better

[devout geyser]

why would you sell Suarez for Griezmann and Braithwaite

[grave glen]

Suarez should've been used as a 9

[inland hound]

under setien he was bad he cuz he play wing

[grave glen]

instead of involving him in buildup all the time

[grave glen]

exactly

[stone fox]

Barca sold Suarez for being 33

and are buying Aguero who is 33

[grave glen]

and got Aguero yeah seen it

[storm quest]

Sold? I thought he left for free

[grave glen]

9 million euros

[stone fox]

ok gave away

[grave glen]

almost free

[stone fox]

but still makes no sense

Aguero hasnt done shit this season

[plain elbow]

aguero just wants to play video games with ibai llanos.

[storm quest]

Wasn’t he injured

[grave glen]

Barcelona transfers have been dreadful since Barto's first season

[stone fox]

yes

Barca needs new scouts

[grave glen]

yeah

we need to find someone like van Dijk/Dias

not Garcia ffs

I have no idea how Luis Enrique is winning matches with Eric Garcia on the pitch

literal god

[grave glen]

Has been good for Spain

[neon hornet]

bring back enrique

[devout geyser]

because Unai Simon carries his ass

thats why

[grave glen]

@grave glen 6mil not 9

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/vinijr/status/1290391427231420416

Vini Jr. (@vinijr)

1% Chance ⏳ ... 99% Faith 🙏🏾

👀 @ChampionsLeague ¡HALAMADRID!

Retweets

6241

Likes

62984

Twitter · Aug 3, 2020, 8:57 PM

aint that it

[grave glen]

oof

[neon hornet]

enrique should return after the euros

[grave glen]

he won't