la-liga

[wooden sail]

Bruh vidal and rakitic were actually good

[iron marten]

Good thing that Rakitic went back to his true club

Being disrespected like that by some Barca fans

[grave glen]

yeah true

he deserves better

why do I keep losing my role of 7-13 m?

[iron marten]

It drops when you're not active anymore

[wintry obsidian]

you know whats crazy

how underrated La Liga midfielders are

when Spain produces best midfielders

ever

[grave glen]

oof

[iron marten]

I had like the '23-41M' role, but it dropped because I wasn't active

Who cares though

[iron marten]

Yeah

[wintry obsidian]

no

[grave glen]

Vidal was at one point one if not the best box to box midfielder

And rakitic is a barça legend

[wintry obsidian]

we are finished

[grave glen]

they can’t be compared to arthur... Arthur is a lazy diva

[opal sigil]

Suso vs marcelo☠️ ☠️

[inland hound]

Vamos

[still pagoda]

Marcelo and Odriozola starting

We're dead

[inland hound]

Mendy discomfort at chelsea

[grim thicket]

so its marcelo and odriozola....lets be prepared to get thrashed by sevilla

fucking disaster

fede is probably gonna be doing a lot of defensive work on the right flank

[grave glen]

• an exhausted and overworked Kroos

why's Hazard benched

[grim thicket]

id play vini over hazard any day

plus he is a better fit for this game

sevilla dont sit back, so breaking their line with vini's pace might be what zizou is going for

villarreal....

lets not talk about that 😔 hope this shit doesnt happen against man utd

[grave glen]

Why Nesyri doesn't start against Madrid

[hybrid python]

Send limeup pls

[hybrid python]

He’s been off form lately

[grave glen]

Also Hazard on bench

[grim thicket]

last time we won coz bono slipped up

[grave glen]

Is Valverde good at right wing?

[hybrid python]

Great lineup by Lopetegui

[hybrid python]

Played there in Classico

[grim thicket]

thats just RW on paper, its actually a 442

[plain elbow]

EL final is in gdansk this year wtf

[hybrid python]

Sevilla left side is going to hurt Madrid

Hope they do will

[grave glen]

4-4-2 midfield diamond?

[grim thicket]

yes kinda...valverde is gonna be dropping deep to cover for odriozola i assume

[grave glen]

En Neysri should've started

[hybrid python]

No lol

[grave glen]

He's their top scorer

[hybrid python]

Never stepped up in a big game

[grim thicket]

wb luuk de jong? is he injured?

[hybrid python]

Benched

[grave glen]

Real defence is weak. But Sevilla will have to create chances to test their defence

[hybrid python]

Sevilla is always a tough game

[grim thicket]

so sevilla are playing without any striker

[hybrid python]

For both Madrid and Barça

[hybrid python]

Lucas can play as a 9

[grim thicket]

since suso is a winger, ocampos is more of a wide forward, and papu is an attacking mid

[grave glen]

Lucas Ocampos will be their striker

[grim thicket]

he can, but thats not his actual position

[grave glen]

Maybe play as false nine

[plain elbow]

ocampos is more of a wide forward tbh

[hybrid python]

Left side

[plain elbow]

maybe papu at a false nine lol

[hybrid python]

More

[grim thicket]

hmm probably, but then wont that occupy the spaces taken by papu gomez?

[hybrid python]

No lool

[grim thicket]

ah that makes more sense ig

[hybrid python]

Papu as a interior probably

And Suso and ocampos up front

[grave glen]

Maybe Papu as false nine

[grim thicket]

whatever, we are screwed

odri and marcelo together spells disaster

[hybrid python]

Wait wtf

Marcelo starts

[grim thicket]

yes and odriozola

[inland hound]

we sud control the mid

[hybrid python]

Dub Sevilla

[plain elbow]

goatriozola!

[inland hound]

last games they did nothing tbh

[grim thicket]

lets hope so...

[hybrid python]

Modric is literally going to die I swear

[grim thicket]

casemiro is gonna have his hands full

mendy is back for the next game tho right?

[inland hound]

dk

[grim thicket]

i cant bear to watch marcelo and odri play together

atleast even if varane is back we can play 3atb

[inland hound]

Varane next game will be available ig

Then 3atb

[grave glen]

Mendy injured

Will Zidane stay next season, I wonder

[grim thicket]

he def will

atleast he wont be fired for sure

[grave glen]

He can walk if he doesn't like how things are being done

He won't be sacked for sure

But he doesn't let his emotions out

If he's annoyed, then he'll just walk end of the season

[thin ivy]

LOL

Atleti and barca draws

[grim thicket]

thats what he did last time

when ronaldo was sold

[inland hound]

he can leave

[grave glen]

Ronaldo had to be sold

[grim thicket]

he did yah

[grave glen]

His wages were killing them

[grim thicket]

it was time to move on

[inland hound]

many spec are rising

[grave glen]

As it did with Juventus

[grim thicket]

id want allegri at the club if zizou walks

[inland hound]

raul?

[grim thicket]

raul still needs some time imo

he isnt ready for it yet

[hybrid python]

Raul lol

[grave glen]

Why Raul

[plain elbow]

he stepped down before ronaldo left didn't he? but tbf it was already beyond clear what was set to happen anyway.

[inland hound]

Allegri plays defensive football ryt?

[grim thicket]

well he did win the UYL last season

[grim thicket]

yeah kinda....but i think thats what we would need

[grim thicket]

yeah, but his reasons were coz of that

[inland hound]

no way lol

attacking>

[grave glen]

Pochettino might get sacked if PSG don't win league

He'd be a good option for real, I think

[plain elbow]

allegri would be a strange but interesting appointment.

[grim thicket]

i dont care what kinda football we play as long as we are winning

[inland hound]

1 st season wont get sacked

[grim thicket]

attacking football is only as good as long as you win

ask eibar

[inland hound]

lol

[grim thicket]

not even 1st season, its not even half a season lol

raul would probably be ready after 3-4 more years

but not now

[grave glen]

Real don't have the players to play super attacking anymore. They could when Ronaldo, Bale, James, Prime Mordic were around

[inland hound]

Poch manage small squad

[grave glen]

Or in Mourinhos second season

Ronaldo, Maria, Ozil, Benzema

[inland hound]

we buy aerial attacking wingers we surely can

[grim thicket]

if zizou himself doesnt walk, id say give him the 3-4 seasons and slowly transition to raul

[grave glen]

Who

[inland hound]

who all available in the market

[grim thicket]

sancho is available kinda ig

mbappe is available

well...."available"

[inland hound]

he isnt aerial more like a playmaking

[grave glen]

Sancho isn't usually linked with Real. Mbappe will cost like 150 million and then a million on wage per week

[inland hound]

no its lesser wage not 1 M

[grim thicket]

id give him that rather than pay 650k a week to hazard and bale

[hybrid python]

Mbappe in la liga uno

I’m ready to watch

[grave glen]

I think clubs need to decide how at a point how much a player is worth. Even if the player is a combination of Pele, Maradona, Messi, Ronaldo, Zidane

[inland hound]

Ready for Barcalona😈

[grim thicket]

id say mbappe is worth it, considering his current ability

[plain elbow]

of course

[grim thicket]

150m is good price for a player like mbappe imo, maybe even cheap

[grave glen]

He's worth it if you can afford

[grim thicket]

considering barca spent 160m for coutinho

[grave glen]

In current market you won't get much for Hazard or Bale

[grim thicket]

and we spent 100m+ on hazard

[grave glen]

Barca are in deep shite financially

[inland hound]

Varane will go for 80M

[grim thicket]

they are yes

[grave glen]

Not a chance

[inland hound]

?

[grim thicket]

should go for more if its man utd thats buying

they bought fridge for 80m, varane should be 200m compared to that

[grave glen]

No one is paying 80 million in this pandemic market

[inland hound]

Varane is entering his prime

[grave glen]

You'll be lucky to get 50

[inland hound]

Prem clubs will

[grave glen]

if any La Liga clubs are interested in Haaland, here is the statement

[keen gorge]

Chelsea did

[inland hound]

Mbappe clear

[grim thicket]

well we can kiss haaland goodbye in that case

mbappe is cheaper

[inland hound]

N versatile

[grave glen]

Haaland more mature and has the same potential

[plain elbow]

i don't see haaland leaving this summer tbh.

[grim thicket]

chelsea even paid that in a worse market id say, it has improved since then

[grave glen]

Mbappe is cheaper because it's his last year on contract

Anyway many clubs are bad financially

[grim thicket]

if haaland wants to leave he will....considering if dortmund dont achieve UCL this season

[grave glen]

Will Mbappé leave PSG to Real already this season?

[grave glen]

Dortmund is currently on place 4.

[grim thicket]

yeah but thats an icky position to be in

[inland hound]

depends on perez

He can arrange then

W

[grave glen]

No one is buying Haaland this summer

[grave glen]

yeah but our form is really good and i dont see us bottling it

[keen gorge]

What is the contract situation with Mbappe?

[grim thicket]

hmm

[grim thicket]

he has rejected psg's advances 4 times

and his asking price is around 150m rn

[inland hound]

With salary rise to 700k

He rejected

Hope he comes to madrid

[plain elbow]

al-khelaifi tears

[grave glen]

I remember Barcelona wanted to buy Verreti and Marquinhos from PSG. PSG responded by triggering Neymar's release clause. And kept Veretti and Marquinhos. Veretti even apologized to PSG.

They are basically bankrolled by Qatar.

[plain elbow]

how much did PSG spend on mbappe exactly?

[grave glen]

180 million euros on paper

They spent 222 mil on Neymar too

[keen gorge]

RIP
FFP

[grave glen]

ngl the neymar transfer destroyed Barca

Who knows what Offshore or under the table payment

[grim thicket]

do they even care about ffp anymore lol

[grave glen]

They said leave Neymar alone but then there still trying to come for Messi

😆

Always trying to buy our players

[grim thicket]

ramos is also possibly going to psg

[plain elbow]

they don't business with us hardly.

[grim thicket]

but again, ramos is old and he was injured for almost the entire season

and ramos still wants to play for NT

[grave glen]

I really want de ligt to come to Barca

[plain elbow]

i'm starting to get the sense that ramos is gonna leave tbh

[grim thicket]

nah juve arent gonna let him go that easy

[grim thicket]

yeah he will, and its a good thing for both him and us imo

[inland hound]

obv

[grave glen]

Clubs should have wage caps

[grim thicket]

he is old and still wants to play for the NT, he will keep getting injured

[grave glen]

It's killing football

Pau to Barca lol

[grave glen]

himself too

[grim thicket]

and thats just gonna kill it all

[grave glen]

No player should get a million per week

[keen gorge]

It will be compensated by other loopholes

[grave glen]

And then agents fee..

[plain elbow]

i'm not a fan of de ligt, and he's not exactly what we need.

[grave glen]

That's why financial control is necessary @keen gorge

[plain elbow]

we need someone left footed

[grave glen]

Haaland wants 30 mil a year wtf

I think there is agreement that clubs legally cannot pay players more than what's on their contract

[grave glen]

idk about that, he has a better chance to win the UCL with PSG than with Barca even though PSG is memed because they spend so much money without having european trophies

On form of other payments

But who knows.....Mancini received offshore payments from City.

It's not just for players. All employers.

PSG were founded in 1970

Right

[grave glen]

the moment PSG start losing/lose their lead, they are almost assured of giving a pen away or getting a player sent off

yeah ik

Even if players receive extra payments, these should be caught for income tax. And then they can be charged with tax evasion

psg has a better chance to win it but still wont win it

yk what i mean?

still idt they would

they sacked a world class manager for a manager whos allergic to trophies

Mbappe to real so far is mostly hyped by media. I don't think there has been any approach yet.

Like Mbappe agreeing terms with Real

Will cost a lot in terms of transfer fees and wages. And if the transfer goes wrong....it will hurt real

Super agents like Raiola, Pini Zahavi, George Mendes are like cancers

[hybrid python]

Not Mendes

Mendes saves club money while the other you mentioned rob clubs

[grave glen]

João Felix, James Rodriguez, Ronaldo

[thin ivy]

Sergio ramos not in the squad

[hybrid python]

He has saved us so many times lool

He sells player at a high cost ofc

He also manages to sell players to other clubs at good price

[grave glen]

Time to say farewell to Ramos. Has been great at Real. Now old and perhaps best time to move on for him and for real.

[hybrid python]

We sold semedo for 40M dfkm

[grave glen]

João Felix for 105 million

[wintry obsidian]

no

[keen gorge]

Felix was bought with the proceeds from selling the 🐀 to barca

[grave glen]

How good is Felix anyways?

[keen gorge]

He is good with ball movement but injuries have set him back

Everytime he returns to form he gets injured

[devout geyser]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primera_División_RFEF

new 3rd tier

of Spanish football

[light void]

Rip

[grave glen]

if this result holds for sevilla they'll only be 4 points off from atleti

that's mad

[light void]

pog title race this year

[grave glen]

it's a 4 horse race tbh

[grave glen]

ikrr

[quasi parcel]

**SCAM ** 6 minutes were added when Sevilla were winning against Vardrid

[iron marten]

Whatever

[quasi parcel]

barca were given 2 minutes in 0-0 draw

Laliga really loves Real

[light void]

I'm salty but like

Madrid had a disallowed goal and Sevilla were also given a pen

[inland hound]

" Unintentional"🤡

[opal sigil]

H8 this title race

Just give a clearer sight of the winner already

[iron marten]

Things would've looked different if Barca had won against Granada

[opal sigil]

One loss for any of the top 3 will kick them out

[grave glen]

If Madrid draw or lose it’s over for them

If we draw or lose it’s over for us

But if Atletico lose it’s over for them

But if all 3 of us draw or lose then nothing will change

[open raft]

We lost 5 points to Cadiz

[opal sigil]

Annoying innit

Imposters

[open raft]

Yeah, we could've easily won against them

[wooden sail]

Quick mafs

[loud basin]

I really dont get it

How is one of them a pen and the other one isnt

[inland hound]

dk mahn

[loud basin]

Can it be "arms tucked/against the body" thing

Still i wouldn't get it

[torpid mesa]

🥳

Atleti Atleti

[slender olive]

Nobody wants to actually win la liga

NOBODY

[covert monolith]

Low key we underperformed against both bad teams and top of the table teams

But we were pretty good against mid table teams

Cant believe we won 15 or something games in a row at the start of 2021 just to throw the league away

[zealous flower]

theres always next season

but i dont think u guys r out of it yet

[paper spruce]

This really should've been a pen for real tbh

[opal sigil]

Nah

They got enough pens last season

[paper spruce]

What does that have to do with this?

[opal sigil]

Their belly is full

No more pens

For dinner

[devout geyser]

Sevilla deserves La Liga

big 3 are clearly rejecting it

[iron marten]

Very weird match

Idk what happened

[devout geyser]

might as well give Sevilla the title

clearly big 3 dont want it

[iron marten]

Nah we'll never win it

At least we have 1 La Liga title

Back when dinosaurs were alive

[devout geyser]

Sevilla really went from tying to Madrid and having won 7 games straight

to losing to Bilbao

wow

[iron marten]

Tbh you can say whatever you want but..

[devout geyser]

we tied to Valladolid and Osasuna

[iron marten]

Bilbao got lucky, Marcelino wasn't even happy

[devout geyser]

but beat Sevilla and Atletico

idk where logic is

[iron marten]

When Iñaki scored the goal, Marcelino looked dead inside

Because he knew that it was undeserved

But sometimes you need luck in football

[devout geyser]

yeah we really shouldve lost vs Sevilla

but not vs Atleti

vs Atleti, we deserved the win

[iron marten]

Yeah

[devout geyser]

Atleti made it 1-1 and went bus mode

[iron marten]

As always

[white basin]

yo how do i pick my team

[wintry obsidian]

just write it in your name

[wintry obsidian]

6 Europas make up for it

[iron marten]

Yeah

[white basin]

how do i earn ranks?

[eager marlin]

sevilla will win la liga one day

[storm quest]

@jix😈

[unkempt dew]

Why do some Barca fans think Koeman will suddenly turn Barca into prime treble winners?

[keen gorge]

I think our last three games will be similar to Malaga 2014

The teams will defend for their lives and counter us

Hopefully we can kill the games early

Who will win La liga?

;choose Atletico Madrid, Real Madrid, Barcelona, Sevilla

[opaque yoke]

Barcelona

[keen gorge]

🥶

[zenith echo]

Well let's test Porgy

;choose Real Madrid, Atlético Madrid, Barcelona, Eibar

[opaque yoke]

RealMadrid

[zenith echo]

😳

[still pagoda]

if we win la Liga from here then Hazard is a (accidental) club legend in my book

[keen gorge]

Who will get relegated?

;choose Getafe, Alaves, Valladolid, Huesca, Elche, Eibar

[opaque yoke]

Valladolid

[keen gorge]

;choose Getafe, Alaves, Valladolid, Huesca, Elche, Eibar

[opaque yoke]

Alaves

[keen gorge]

;choose Getafe, Alaves, Valladolid, Huesca, Elche, Eibar

[opaque yoke]

Getafe

[upper drift]

Getafe 😳

[alpine socket]

Thank you Sevilla.

[keen gorge]

The Bot chose all of the teams outside of the relegation zone lmao

[alpine socket]

[still pagoda]

@iron marten how did you feel at the end there

[thin ivy]

he's gotta score 3 more goals and hes not too terrible

[keen gorge]

When we were in a title fight

In 2014 we only got 2 points out of 9 the last 3 games:

Levante 2–0 Atlético Madrid
Atlético Madrid 1–1 Málaga
Barcelona 1–1 Atlético Madrid

In 2016 we got 6 points out of 9 the last 3 games:

Atlético Madrid 1–0 Rayo Vallecano
Levante 2–1 Atlético Madrid
Atlético Madrid 2–0 Celta Vigo

In both occasions we were beaten by freaking Levante

[arctic geyser]

Levante always beat barca and real at home like last season

[zealous flower]

yup

levante stopped barca's invincible season on the final matchday

[arctic geyser]

im not even suprised levante just beat us this season 2-1

[zealous flower]

who will win la liga

;choose Real Madrid, Atletico Madrid, Barcelona

[opaque yoke]

RealMadrid

[zealous flower]

[arctic geyser]

ok

[zealous flower]

;choose Real Madrid, Atletico Madrid, Barcelona

[opaque yoke]

RealMadrid

[zealous flower]

nah

im done

[arctic geyser]

wtf

[grave glen]

Who will drop points

[arctic geyser]

;choose Real Madrid, Atletico, Barcelona

[opaque yoke]

Atletico

[grave glen]

👀👀👀

[arctic geyser]

Drop points?

[zealous flower]

\

wth

I dont understand

;choose Real Madrid, Atletico Madrid, Barcelona

[opaque yoke]

AtleticoMadrid

[zealous flower]

ayyy

[arctic geyser]

;choose Real Madrid, atletico madrid, barcelona

[opaque yoke]

barcelona

[grave glen]

Who will get knocked out first in the champions league next season

;choose Barca, Madrid, Atletico

[opaque yoke]

Atletico

[grave glen]

[zealous flower]

prob true

[grave glen]

Who will win the league next season

[pine meteor]

;choose Barca, Sevilla

[opaque yoke]

Barca

[grave glen]

;choose Barca, Madrid, Atletico

[opaque yoke]

Madrid

[arctic geyser]

Yea

[zealous flower]

bloody hell

[grave glen]

Will Real Madrid get relegated

;choose yes, no

[opaque yoke]

no

[arctic geyser]

;choose Atletico, Real Sociedad

[grave glen]

Lol

[opaque yoke]

RealSociedad

[arctic geyser]

for atletis next game

[grave glen]

Is koeman a bad coach

;choose yes, no

[opaque yoke]

no

[grave glen]

hmm

What if I chance the yes and no

Is koeman a bad coach

;choose no, yes

[opaque yoke]

yes

[grave glen]

Hmm

[arctic geyser]

no

[thin merlin]

Told you real wont win with sevilla😴

[arctic geyser]

ok

[keen gorge]

;choose Levante, Barcelona

[opaque yoke]

Levante

[keen gorge]

;choose Granada, Real Madrid, Draw

[opaque yoke]

Draw

[keen gorge]

;choose Sevilla, Valencia, Draw

[opaque yoke]

Sevilla

[keen gorge]

;choose Atletico Madrid, Real Sociedad, Draw

[opaque yoke]

RealSociedad

[keen gorge]

;choose Levante, Barcelona, Draw

[opaque yoke]

Draw

[keen gorge]

I guess Sevilla back in the title race according to bot

[alpine socket]

;choose Barcelona, eibar, draw

[opaque yoke]

Barcelona

[alpine socket]

;choose Barcelona, celta vigo, draw

[opaque yoke]

draw

[alpine socket]

Giving us two draws, wtf bot

[torn ermine]

what is this bot prediction based on?

or is it 50/50? lol

[keen gorge]

;choose Atletico Madrid, Osasuna, draw

[opaque yoke]

draw

[wooden sail]

No thats the time traveller

[keen gorge]

;choose Valladolid, Atletico Madrid, draw

[opaque yoke]

Valladolid

[keen gorge]

We are getting a point out of 9

[opaque yoke]

myGf

[wooden sail]

;choose Me, my Gf

Bruh

[keen gorge]

[wooden sail]

[winged phoenix]

bruh

hazard scored the most important goal

in a madrid jersey

and it wasn't intentional

(somewhat)

[plain ridge]

no one wants to win laliga

[thin merlin]

too bad sevilla didnt win vs bilbao they would still have chances

[plain ridge]

hmm

[inland hound]

the ref call was bad

[plain ridge]

of atleti will win the title then why give us hope🥲

if*

why did they give us rm and fcb fans hope🥲

[keen gorge]

We like to create drama

[plain ridge]

[winged phoenix]

[plain ridge]

im a barca fan tho

[plain ridge]

[keen gorge]

If you look at our league title in 2014

[winged phoenix]

😜

[plain ridge]

[keen gorge]

We could have won it three weeks before the end but we lost to Levante

[plain ridge]

[inland hound]

u will drop points bro

[plain ridge]

[keen gorge]

Two weeks before the end and drew to Malaga

[thin merlin]

u won thanks to the ref that canceled a barca goal against atleti in last matchday

[still pagoda]

some people think Ter Stegen is better than Courtois

[keen gorge]

We kept it until the end when we drew with barca

[plain ridge]

[winged phoenix]

^

[plain ridge]

why not i guess both are doing great

[winged phoenix]

NO

they both are equal imo

[inland hound]

[keen gorge]

When barca lose it is always the refs

[plain ridge]

we would have lost without him

[plain ridge]

[thin merlin]

and real always wins thanks to them

[winged phoenix]

u upvoted ur own comment

[arctic geyser]

we just drew because of a penalty

[plain ridge]

no

u deserved

to draw

[keen gorge]

As if I will disagree with you

[plain ridge]

i watched the full 90

[winged phoenix]

[thin merlin]

u drew cuz u re weak

[plain ridge]

real and sevilla deserved the spoils

[arctic geyser]

sevilla arent weak

[wooden sail]

Perez slept and forgot the pay check for yesterday's match

[alpine socket]

Rma fans were so praying for a draw during our match and God turned out so kind that he rewarded them too with a draw

[plain ridge]

[thin merlin]

idk who said 2 days ago "re al will win the match cuz they have mEnTaLiTy"

😂

yeah u won

mENtAlItY

[winged phoenix]

god was serious about karma

it is funny how

[alpine socket]

Yes

[winged phoenix]

barca fans are trolling madrid fans for drawing vs sevilla
more than when they lost vs chelsea

[plain ridge]

every fan is so confident after their rivals lose but realize after they lose

[wooden sail]

It would be funny if real barca and atletico lose 2 in a a row and sevilla win the title

[thin merlin]

HOPE SO

[plain ridge]

lol

[thin merlin]

better sevilla than real or atleti

[keen gorge]

Sevilla will still not win if we win the third game

[winged phoenix]

i can't stomach real madrid winning the league

[wooden sail]

Thats what we said against granada and atletico

[plain ridge]

😂

[wooden sail]

[plain ridge]

😂

[keen gorge]

H2H

If Atleti and Sevilla are tied on points Atleti win

[plain ridge]

last week its in barcas hands this week reals hand now atletis hands lolll

[wooden sail]

Oh that sense
Ayo barca atleti lose a hattrick of games

[still pagoda]

stop reacting to your own message

[plain ridge]

i love that

[arctic geyser]

sevilla dont have good h2h

[still pagoda]

cringe

[plain ridge]

😂

[plain ridge]

jk

[arctic geyser]

Real madrid, barca, atleti they losein h2h

[keen gorge]

Simeone and Koeman will have their homes destroyed

[wooden sail]

[plain ridge]

[thin merlin]

barca doesnt have good h2h to real and atleti

[arctic geyser]

Real has the best h2h

[keen gorge]

Atleti have H2H with barca and Sevilla

Real have H2H against all

Barca have h2h against Sevilla

Sevilla have no H2H

[arctic geyser]

Atletico vs Real Sociedad could be title decider

[wooden sail]

This shit is tougher than my math exams

[thin merlin]

or real bilbao

[arctic geyser]

No atletico vs sociedad is the title deicder since atleti have easier game vs osasuna and valladolid

[keen gorge]

Osasuna and Valladolid are not easy

Osasuna will park a trailer infront of goal

Valladolid will be in a relegation battle

[thin merlin]

real has thoughest program

[arctic geyser]

?

[thin merlin]

barca has easiest

[arctic geyser]

Barca dont have easiest

levante and celta are never easy

[thin merlin]

oh and granada and bilbao away and villarreal home its easy?

[arctic geyser]

considering levante beat barca last season and they beat us this seasonand atletico and celta have a good record vs barca

[arctic geyser]

Its not easy there are no easy games now

[inland hound]

celta are never easy

[thin merlin]

eibar wont be ez too

they have 2 consecutive wins

[arctic geyser]

eibar are in a relegation battle theywill need a win

[thin merlin]

yeah

[torpid mesa]

I hate Bilbao. You stole our points.

[keen gorge]

If Bilbao can do the same vs RM then it won't hurt as much

Honestly it is in our hands now and we just need to win the three games

[still pagoda]

im convinced if Vinicius was on a boat in the middile of an ocean he'd miss the ocean if he fell over

[inland hound]

This is our starter next season

[still pagoda]

Lmao

i would've scored that tbh

[inland hound]

we need mbappe

[arctic geyser]

true

he can get goals

[inland hound]

no way we can start him next season

[inland hound]

he can create well, cut in n score

[torpid mesa]

Hazard Nice golazo

[winged phoenix]

celta at the balaidos is ez

[charred wadi]

i was so frustrated when that happened lol

[winged phoenix]

not the other way around

[winged phoenix]

i don't want to be that type of guy

but real madrid can't complain about luck

when that hazard goal was 100% fluke

[winged phoenix]

flmao

[inland hound]

case also got fouled

[winged phoenix]

look at him go to chelsea and wear the number 29

aka

[inland hound]

i dont get many madridstas hype him

[charred wadi]

wasnt even a goal by hazard, it barely hit hazard, goal should've went to either kroos or diego carlos

[charred wadi]

when

[winged phoenix]

kroos' shot would have been blocked

anyways

hazard's touch

though it was fluke

was the decisive touch

[charred wadi]

dude he barely touched it

[winged phoenix]

imo

[inland hound]

hazard deflection was vital

[winged phoenix]

and that touch lead to the goal

[charred wadi]

imo not enough of a touch for it to count as his goal

[inland hound]

kroos shot was not going on target

[winged phoenix]

it was on target but would have been blocked

[charred wadi]

it was but it went the other way :I

[winged phoenix]

if not for eden

[inland hound]

in the box

[charred wadi]

wow how specific

[thin ivy]

Eden winning ballon dor for the deflection equalizer

[inland hound]

[charred wadi]

hazard out

i got so upset when he got subbed on

[inland hound]

vini out'

[charred wadi]

vini --> hazard

[thin ivy]

koeman out

[charred wadi]

any day

[thin ivy]

koeman doesnt do anything but get pissed and sell players

and get pissed even more

[charred wadi]

imagine supporting barca

kidding

[inland hound]

arent u madrid fan?

[thin ivy]

Yes

[inland hound]

our wingers are dead

yesterday

[thin ivy]

basically yeah

[charred wadi]

what

no

[thin ivy]

even in the first leg of chelsea

[charred wadi]

asensio and vinicius did a good jbo

[thin ivy]

well vini was okay

idk assensio

[charred wadi]

asensio legit played 1 minute then scored

[thin ivy]

OH SHIT RIGHT i forgot

lol

[charred wadi]

yeah

although

why did zidane sub on miguel gutierrez

for marcelo

[inland hound]

vinicious

[charred wadi]

what

[wooden sail]

Vinicius needs to be trained at finishing

[inland hound]

he wasnt great

[charred wadi]

wasnt bad

[inland hound]

he missed a sitter

and a 1v1 run he messed up

[charred wadi]

he's a football player

[inland hound]

The pass to odri sud have been earlier since his touch was bad

[charred wadi]

you don't shine every game

unless ur goatzema

[inland hound]

we r giving him 3 seasons

[charred wadi]

nahhhhhh

[thin ivy]

goatzema didnt shine against chelsea second leg AT ALL

[inland hound]

he did well

[charred wadi]

no one did lol

[thin ivy]

LOL NO

[thin ivy]

courtois did good

we woulda lost 5-1

[charred wadi]

true

[winged phoenix]

he was th eone who tried tbf
2 very good chances

[thin ivy]

iirc it was only kroos and modric who had shot attemps

[winged phoenix]

benzema had some too

his shot was going bottom corner

if not for a world class save by mendy

and the header was also a really godd chance

[iron marten]

Tbh I can't complain, the match against Real Madrid was kinda weird so I take a draw

[thin ivy]

should have been 4-2 honestly

ref didnt call the handball

and if bezema just wasnt offside

[arctic geyser]

Ok

[winged phoenix]

well that's football

everything doesn't go ur way

also

fernando did NOT deserve POTM

whatsoever

[inland hound]

https://twitter.com/KiyanSo/status/1391512767539122179

Kiyan Sobhani (@KiyanSo)

This is from FIFA's clarification on the handball rules that came just a few weeks ago:

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@grave glen

Clip there too

[bleak heart]

serioulsy madrid fans complaing about refrees is so dumb

[grave glen]

Why tag me? I don't think I debated about it.

[inland hound]

?

Match chat u were arguing

[grave glen]

No.

I was sleeping when the match started

[inland hound]

in the channel

[grave glen]

I only was in the match chat like 5 mins after the match started

Then went to sleep

I'm in Thailand. And you know how late it was?

You've mistaken me for someone else, I'm afraid.

oof

[inland hound]

The channel is closed

F

[grave glen]

I said nothing about handball. Either that or I'm totally senile. And don't remember what I did.

Can you ask someone else to identify me? @inland hound

[inland hound]

[inland hound]

this might cost us the title

[iron marten]

That deflection goal was also lucky

So it's balanced

[inland hound]

[inland hound]

The Fk wasnt even a foul

[iron marten]

No no, it's time for Madrid fans to stop complaining around

[inland hound]

wdym no? case didnt stamp him. Many games we get this calls

we can go trophylesss cuz of this

[iron marten]

Shouldn't have lost to Alcoyano

[thin ivy]

people still bringing up alcoyano?

come on

[zealous flower]

Daaammmnnn

[thin ivy]

we had a rough season we get it

[keen gorge]

http://twitter.com/atletienglish/status/1391686091619590147

Atlético de Madrid (@atletienglish)

📋 Thomas Lemar has undergone tests that have confirmed he suffers a myotendinous injury in his left thigh. Pending response to treatment.

Twitter · May 10, 2021, 9:26 AM

[zealous flower]

[thin ivy]

I hope la liga ends like rma>sevill>atleti>barca

[zealous flower]

[paper spruce]

Your hopes are unrealistic

[thin ivy]

so is champions league going back to camp nou

[paper spruce]

Doubt it

Probably for the next 2-3 years we wont win cl

But hopefully, we do

[thin ivy]

imagine having messi and not making it to finals

what more without him

[paper spruce]

It's not like he will leave.

[thin ivy]

he cant play forever

[arctic geyser]

Barca will keep messi he will retire at barca i think

[paper spruce]

But then we would be in a better place. Financially, presidently, and the whole club would be on good terms.

[inland hound]

UCL Semis> Mickey mouse trophies

[arctic geyser]

we had lots of injuries but still is fighting for la liga

[paper spruce]

Mickey mouse trophies, yes

[thin ivy]

dont put too much hope on the new president

[arctic geyser]

what

[paper spruce]

Huh?

[inland hound]

its a celebration

[empty copper]

oi so atleti is on the top rt?

[arctic geyser]

Why do we care about alcoyano vs real

[empty copper]

i just want a sevilla masterclass
🥶

[paper spruce]

For winning a trophy. But I don't think UCL semis wins you a trophy. Sure, if you won CL or reached the final then fair, but you've reached the UCL semis. Will never be bigger than winning a domestic cup.

[thin ivy]

you said better financially and president. Ik the new pres looks promising but dont put too much hope on him

[arctic geyser]

we had lots of injuries

[iron marten]

Yeah

[empty copper]

what r the chances of sevilla doing the comeback of the century

[iron marten]

0.001%

[arctic geyser]

1%

[upper drift]

99%

[empty copper]

thats what comebacks r made of

[keen gorge]

We need to lose two games and draw one

[paper spruce]

Laporta was literally our president before. Plus he's also doing a great job. He has brought sponsors and solved the debt for long term.

[keen gorge]

Meanwhile RM and barca lose one and draw two

[empty copper]

very much possible

[keen gorge]

Sevilla would need to win all 3

[empty copper]

doe i support barca in la-liga but seems like they dont want to win it

[paper spruce]

We're Barca. What are you expecting? I can very well imagine atletico losing against sociedad and we bottle it against celta vigo.

[iron marten]

Iago Aspas turns into prime Suarez against Barca for 90 mins and then disappears again

[empty copper]

😭

anyways i m surprised Villarreal rnt in the picture

cuz they do have a talented team

[arctic geyser]

in la liga they were draw team but in europe they are different

[paper spruce]

A trophy is a trophy. I never said you get rewarded more.

[inland hound]

Making semi is bigger

[paper spruce]

Cool, I don't see an argument here.

[thin ivy]

every when is the supercopa de espana again

[slender olive]

I hope Barca>Sevilla>Atleti>Real

[paper spruce]

Real 4th is a bit too optimistic

Sevilla 2nd aswell?

[slender olive]

Fine. Barca>Atleti>Real>Sevilla

[thin ivy]

thats not too bad

[paper spruce]

That makes sense enough

[thin ivy]

but we all know its gonna go down as real, barca, atletico, sevilla

[alpine socket]

La liga has been fun

[slender olive]

Very

[thin ivy]

nah

[slender olive]

Imagine the title race goes down to the last day

[alpine socket]

Atleti did everything this szn

[thin ivy]

we went through so much bs this season esp with injuries

[alpine socket]

we had a terrible start and with a new manager and with a new setup

Now, compare this wih Atleti. They bottled hard

[peak raptor]

Where is Süperlig ?

[upper drift]

#other-european-leagues

[iron marten]

Go to #793840270549450792

[empty copper]

he left

anyways

[thin ivy]

la liga sucks

CSL better

[iron marten]

La Liga - The worst league in the world

Farmers league

[thin ivy]

Yeah la liga is such a farmers league i wanna see cadiz win

Real madrid should get relegated to 5th division

and barcelona to sunday league

[iron marten]

True

[empty copper]

why the heck is la-liga considered to be one of the top 5 best leagues of the world

like the hell

it doesnt even deserve to be in the top 90

[upper drift]

Same

ISL clear

[inland hound]

I league clear

[upper drift]

Overrated Réal Madrid Farmers can't do it on a rainy night in Stoke

[empty copper]

even the 5th tire Antarctican penguins league is clear of la-liga

[inland hound]

[alpine socket]

Rma can't even score 10 goals in one season in my gully league

[empty copper]

the only reason rma r even considered as a proper club is cuz of the stash of cash they get from the government

[alpine socket]

Even UCL is farmer cuz rma has it more than anyone

[empty copper]

otherwise they aint even qualified to play in the 4th tire Bangladesh Premier league

[iron marten]

Exactly

[thin ivy]

Real Madrid sucks because Lucas Vasquez has to carry us everytime

[grave glen]

3 years ago my friend Ronaldo told me he needed a new challenge, so I thought he meant something better and harder to achieve, but then he left laliga to a smaller league serie a and also left champions league to europa league, I asked him why and he said round of 16 is too hard

[slender olive]

Nah man, we should become a school team

Nah its too hard

[thin ivy]

Look at this banter i've started in this channel lmao

[slender olive]

We have to play 90 minutes man

[thin ivy]

Wont be mad if i get muted tbh

[inland hound]

odri is injured?

[thin ivy]

nah

[slender olive]

It's not against the rules

[thin ivy]

:))

[inland hound]

https://www.marca.com/en/football/real-madrid/2021/05/10/6099010822601d26258b457b.html

[slender olive]

Banter was never a violation of the rules, especially since we're all joking and having fun and its not nsfw

[thin ivy]

jesus christtttttt

a few matches before liga ends and another injury

maybe we should wear pads and shit next season

[thin ivy]

thats good

[inland hound]

now we have 3 defenders

[thin ivy]

https://www.reddit.com/r/realmadrid/comments/n8snin/thought_id_bless_everyones_nightmorning_with_a/

[thin ivy]

smh

[inland hound]

refree now injuries ruining our season

[covert monolith]

Ok mhm

[thin ivy]

smh whats next

alfredo di stefano out for 3 weeks?

[covert monolith]

Zidane injured

[thin ivy]

puskas suspended for next game

[inland hound]

zizou will have higher chanves of leaving if trophyless

[thin ivy]

who tf are we gonna sign if zidane leaves

Mourinho era madrid was wild but we didnt win all that much didnt we

[inland hound]

raul,allegri or low

[inland hound]

we had the best la liga season ever

We won domestic cup too

[thin ivy]

barcelona was in their prime too

Mourinho madrid is one of my favorites but i feel like zidane madrid before 2019 was goated

we didnt see as much shithousing tho

[inland hound]

Mou playstyle was the best imo

better than zidanes madrid

[grave glen]

Löw

[upper drift]

L*w

[winged phoenix]

kek

[modern flower]

I'm rmd fan

[winged phoenix]

oh nice!

[robust pawn]

Correct

[thin lance]

Busquets has been on unreal form lately

[still pagoda]

I was preparing for an exam in Turin, I took out a pen to write some answers. And all of a sudden PENALDO came out of nowhere and stole my pen, then I got kicked out of my college and now my career is ruined! Shame on you Penaldo!!!

[inland hound]

[elfin flower]

https://twitter.com/HagridFCB/status/1391747580044906500?s=20

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@HagridFCB)

(🌕) JUST IN: There are growing doubts among the board regarding Ronald Koeman's future at the club beyond the end of this season. More details below. @moillorens @samuelmarsden #FCB 🇳🇱🚨

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Twitter · May 10, 2021, 1:30 PM

[alpine socket]

Nothing new 🥱

[wooden sail]

Yeah new manager every year

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/wazowski-mike-mike-sulivan-meme-monster-inc-gif-19634164

[late kernel]

I'll gladly take this lol

Wait about Koeman

I heard that he's going to stay as Barca manager next szn

But Leo sent this

We'll see what happens next ig

[covert monolith]

lmao this is good

but not as good as the penandes death penalty joke

[slender olive]

Visca el Barca!

[devout geyser]

Sevilla gonna win it

watch

[arctic geyser]

Every has to drop points

[devout geyser]

idk last time

we had this good of a title race

2014 maybe?

[empty copper]

none of em will win

sevilla >>

[wooden sail]

Fax

[slender olive]

would be funny lol

it's time for this team to step up.

Levante 0-2 Barcelona, Visca El barca!

[late kernel]

When is the game?

[grave glen]

Tmrw

[late kernel]

Ok ty

[arctic geyser]

;choose levante, barca

[opaque yoke]

barca

[empty copper]

bruh

[late kernel]

Ofc

[empty copper]

why tf

[arctic geyser]

;choose levante, Barca , draw

[opaque yoke]

draw

[empty copper]

is everyone using bot commands everywhere

😭

[late kernel]

Ig lol

[arctic geyser]

Levante have beaten Barca last season and they have beating Real Madrid, atletico madrid this season and they wont be easy

[late kernel]

Porgy predicts the future

[grave glen]

We have beaten Levante this season let’s hope we can do it again

[slender olive]

;choose Levante Barca draw

[opaque yoke]

LevanteBarcadraw

[slender olive]

Huh?

[arctic geyser]

Put comma

[slender olive]

;choose levante, barca, draw

[opaque yoke]

barca

[slender olive]

yay

;choose 2-0, 1-1, 0-2, 3-1, 1-0, 2-1, 0-3, 0-4, 1-3, 1-4, 1-2, 0-1

[opaque yoke]

0-1

[slender olive]

Huh

;choose 2-0, 1-1, 0-2, 3-1, 1-0, 2-1, 0-3, 0-4, 1-3, 1-4, 1-2, 0-1, 2-2, 0-0, 0-5, 3-0, 3-3, 4-4, 2-4, 4-2

[opaque yoke]

2-1

[slender olive]

god

;choose 2-0, 1-1, 0-2, 3-1, 1-0, 2-1, 0-3, 0-4, 1-3, 1-4, 1-2, 0-1, 2-2, 0-0, 0-5, 3-0, 3-3, 4-4, 2-4, 4-2

[opaque yoke]

0-3

[slender olive]

0-3 lets go

[arctic geyser]

;choose Barca, atletico, Real Madrid, sevilla

[opaque yoke]

RealMadrid

[slender olive]

;choose barcelona, atletico, real, sevilla

[opaque yoke]

sevilla

[slender olive]

Huh

;choose barcelona, atletico, real, sevilla

[opaque yoke]

atletico

[slender olive]

;choose barcelona, atletico, real, sevilla

[opaque yoke]

real

[slender olive]

;choose barcelona, atletico, real, sevilla

[opaque yoke]

sevilla

[slender olive]

Where is barca

;choose barcelona, atletico, real, sevilla

[opaque yoke]

atletico

[arctic geyser]

bruh

[slender olive]

wtf

;choose barcelona, atletico, real, sevilla

[opaque yoke]

sevilla

[slender olive]

???

;choose barcelona, atletico, real, sevilla

[opaque yoke]

real

[slender olive]

;choose barcelona, atletico, real, sevilla

[opaque yoke]

real

[slender olive]

omfg lmao

;choose barcelona, atletico, real, sevilla

[opaque yoke]

real

[arctic geyser]

;choose Barca, Sevilla, real, atleti

[opaque yoke]

Barca

[slender olive]

;choose barcelona, atletico, real, sevilla

[opaque yoke]

real

[slender olive]

;choose barcelona, atletico, real, sevilla

[opaque yoke]

barcelona

[slender olive]

Finally

;choose Messi Ronaldo

[opaque yoke]

MessiRonaldo

[slender olive]

;choose Messi, Ronaldo

[opaque yoke]

Messi

[slender olive]

ha

thats enough of this

[fallen valley]

respect Sevilla

smh

[arctic geyser]

What

[slender olive]

realistically sevilla are out of the race but who know

s

[fallen valley]

yeah we wont win it lol

oh well

[arctic geyser]

Still a good season another champion league season for next season

For sevilla

[fallen valley]

nooo

I wish we finished 5th

[empty willow]

think sevilla would rather win uel

[empty willow]

see lmao

[fallen valley]

we have to keep winning Europa League

[empty willow]

sevilla uel kings

[empty willow]

lmao dw finish 3rd my guy

[fallen valley]

yes

then we win Europa

ez

[gusty otter]

imagine being de valued again!

swear im blocked from gaining value

Sadge